Captain Nigel Bikebiff joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares in the studio today, and he's not afraid to talk about his earthy issues. Can they clean him up?

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Tony Law. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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