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the expert expert in all things?

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You have nerves. You're the bossiest person in the

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it back. In fact, the

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truth is the only reason why we stopped it

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here

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at Yes, because she got mad at me. We got

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in a fight, and she can't work if she's mad. No,

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I don't want to work if i'm mad at

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you. With you, I don't want to work with

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you if I'm mad at you. So there's

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that things must be done. Man.

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The family can't stop and you get mad. And

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that's not true because there were other times where I was like, we

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should do the wife versus the expert, and you're

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like, yo'll do it, I'll do it'll do it, and then you didn't do

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it well. Because as soon as we're get in

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a fight, you don't you don't want to do it. The people are gonna

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be upset with you. They won't be upset with me because

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I show up the work. They're gonna be like, whatever you

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need to do, you should do it. Say sorry,

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may get out of it. Anyways,

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we got a couple of really good topics up today.

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First of all, Kanye finds guy,

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is he welcome back at the cookout? Also,

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couples television? Should

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couples watch television together? And shouldn't

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you be allowed to have your own damn TV time

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You're you're showing a biased

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view already. You're supposed

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to introduce the topics

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like neutrally anyway,

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Okay, Sally, Jesse Raphael, I mean

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I do have a lot of television experience anyways.

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And we got our football picks, which

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originally started the Wife versus

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the Expert, um, and we're

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gonna keep score of them. So

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make sure that you keep score, keep

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tracking, because I'm

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going to kick your butt as

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usual. Um. And also

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that's how it became the Expert. No,

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it's not you won one

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time. We've only done it one time. Don't

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stop, um, anyways, and also

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how to scare your husband the scariest

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thing in the whole world. And every

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episode we're gonna have a pole. So

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there will be a pole attached to this if you're

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watching it on um YouTube

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or wherever else you're watching it. And then also

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when you watch it, if you download the podcast,

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then the pole a link to the poll

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will be in there. So please vote.

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I do this every day, I do radio.

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Get out of here, appreciate so

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anyways, So the poll will

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be artificial

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tree versus

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real tree because it is Christmas time. Last

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year we solve the issue of

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the lights from the top to the body them

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instead of from the bottom to the top like a neanderthal

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um. But this year, this year,

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Denisia wants me to get a fake

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and artificial Christmas tree

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instead of a real Christmas tree, which has

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our house smelling amazing

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like Christmas, like baby Jesus.

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That's Baby Jesus smells like a pine

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tree. No, it's not a pine tree.

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Frankinsense and murder and all of

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those things. That's what Christmas tree smell like

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a wet into that. So fake

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Christmas tree versus a real Christmas tree. So

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we will get into that discussion about that.

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But we are going to start where wife

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versus the expert started, which

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is with with the college football

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games in the pro football game. So we're gonna pick three

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every week, and I guess

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we'll try to see if there's a way that you guys can

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get involved too, because we do a family.

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Um, a family pick them every week.

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And who's dominating right here?

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Who had literally two weeks

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where I dominated maybe thirty

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points above everybody else.

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It was crazy. I picked all of the

4:08

upsets. So if you guys are like gamblers

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out there, which we don't encourage, you should

4:13

go after my picks. If George picks

4:15

a team, pick the opposite

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team for sure, especially

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if you're betting big money.

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That's my tip. You

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sound like a wife right now. Um

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So, the three college football games that we

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have this week are u

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C l A versus USC. Usc

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is favored by

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fourteen points

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and the over

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under a sixty. Oh so

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they think it's gonna be high scoring. I

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mean, yeah, in the thirties probably. Well

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actually, no, no, no no, And they actually

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think the score is going to be So

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if you subtract the four team, that gives

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you fifty one, So then

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fifty one divided by two is like they

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think that so they think the score

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is gonna be twenty six to like forty,

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it's disrespectful. Number

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one. The pick is obviously

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U c l A. Okay,

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don't try me on this one because you so

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so you think that. So do you think you is gonna

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win out right or win by less than lose

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by less than fourteen points? Well,

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obviously I think both. Okay,

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okay, so okay, the over

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under will the total number of points

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in the game be over sixty five or under sixty

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I don't want to do over under. I don't care

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about that. I'm just picking you. Ceiling

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spoken like a true wife. USC wins

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the game, and USC um

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okay. Here here's the truth about U c l A. Though,

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don't trying to don't try to qualify this

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because you made your pick. Now make

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your pick and lying there bed

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I'm saying that, well, I

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actually picked U c l A to cover

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the points. But I'm saying USC is going to

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win. And the reason why it's

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because U c l A is a momentum

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team. You got Dorrian Thompson Robinson,

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who sometimes makes the worst plays possible

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quarterback and ever makes

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he's like mine, scratching le bone

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headed. Some sometimes plays but

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when momentum, don't

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be a fan. Later he's a sophomore

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and Thompson Robinson says on his Twitter,

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so I like it, don't be a fan. Later

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it's impossible to be a fan. Now. I

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started liking him in you

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actually, actually, let's be real.

6:43

You said he is

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terrible. He was terrible in the beginning of the season.

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He was growing in the offense.

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He was very young. He was taking

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risks and they were not paying off.

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But clearly the man is not terrible.

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Okay, he's a momentum player. He's

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he's a front rank. Just now

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picture me picking usc ever like

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picture that ever happening. Okay. Oregon

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versus Arizona State. Oregon

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is favored by fourteen and a half points.

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The game is Arizona State takes this

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game. Oregon

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is gonna win. Yeah, Oregon is gonna

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win. They're gonna win by more than the fourteen

7:21

and a half points, and they're gonna

7:23

win the National which I

7:25

think every single year. My dame is George

7:28

in Oregon, Oregon, Oregon. Even

7:30

I wear an Oregon shirt every single day.

7:34

What is it if my line? Where's

7:36

the lie?

7:36

Yes, Oregon

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shirt every day. I'm very fashioned Oregon

7:41

shorts. So anyways,

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more than fourteen and a half points, shout

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out, shout out Kenny. Um, oh

7:51

you you have nerve because

7:53

you love your Oregon gear. Okay,

7:56

Um, Penn State. The big game, the biggest game

7:58

of the whole week, though, is pin State. Verse is Ohio

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State. Ohio State is

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eighteen point favorite. Ohio

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States number two in the country, even

8:09

though they even though they're probably the best team

8:11

in the country, their ranked number two. Um,

8:14

and Penn State is I believe number nine

8:17

right now? Okay? So who

8:20

no? Number eight? Who? No? Nine?

8:22

Because Oklahoma's number eight? Um, where's

8:24

it being played? It's being played in the

8:27

shoe? Okay?

8:32

Is that home for the pen Penn State

8:35

or Ohio State. Penn

8:38

State's home is Happy Valley. Okay.

8:40

So he loves to say stuff like that, like

8:42

he knows everything is in the shoe. Okay,

8:45

So Ohio State, Ohio States playing

8:47

at home their number two Any significant

8:49

injuries? No, but Chase

8:51

Young is back. Who's the best player in

8:53

all the college football this year? And which position does he

8:55

play? Defensive end? He's

8:58

better than Justin Herbert. Yes, mm

9:02

hmm, I've never

9:05

heard him say this. Okay, So and

9:07

he plays for Ohio State. Okay, Ohio

9:10

State in the eighteen

9:12

points, you think they're gonna win by a t I

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don't like picking points. I pick who's

9:18

gonna know? Denisia, you have to pick the points

9:20

too. I like points. Okay, tell

9:22

me what to do? Yes, I do. I'm

9:24

the husband. Correct. That

9:26

means you don't tell me what you obedient. That's

9:30

not what obedient means. I'm obedient

9:32

to God, first of all. That's what I'm obedient

9:34

to. So when you are obedient to God, that I'm

9:36

obedient to you, and you telling me what

9:39

to do is not that. So I will

9:41

say Ohio State. I

9:46

don't think they're going to cover that spread though

9:49

I haven't seen Penn State play though, to be

9:52

honest, so I will say Ohio

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State. I got Ohio State and

9:56

the eighteen points. This is gonna be a

9:59

bludgeoning there, gonna beat the hell out of

10:01

him. Now onto the NFL

10:03

games. You got the Seahawks

10:05

at the Eagles. Important to

10:07

your brother in law, e one. So

10:10

you got the greatest quarterback in all of football

10:12

right now Russell Wilson, who

10:15

for some reason, because I love

10:18

Russell Wilson, but I've

10:20

always loved What the hell are you talking about? Oregon

10:23

played Wisconsin and the rolls

10:25

ball when they beat him up there. I'm

10:28

not because you're saying stuff that's not Oh

10:30

lord, oh miss

10:33

miss potty mouth is now offended. All right? Um

10:37

so, anyways, the best quarterback in football

10:40

versus Carson Wentz and the Eagles and

10:42

Deniesia for some reason, is

10:45

and the Eagles are favored by one point and

10:47

Deniesia for some reason, has a fascination

10:49

with short quarterbacks, like she like

10:52

she loved the shorter

10:54

the quarterback better. She's

10:56

like, look at look at Kyler Murray. He's

10:59

five ft four, he can be a quarterback. I'm

11:01

like, babe, it's better if you and he went number

11:03

one in the draft and he doesn't

11:05

let his height get in the way with it. Because George

11:07

thinks, like, you know, if you're big, like

11:09

that's gonna solve all your problems. It's not going to solve

11:12

all your problems because you know why, when when

11:14

you're extra big, you

11:16

you don't have to develop the heart

11:18

because you use your size. So

11:21

to me when when we see

11:23

a Drew Brees Russell Wilson

11:25

out there doing it, whooping

11:28

everybody, Kyler Murray whooping everybody.

11:31

I love that Drew Brees can't even

11:33

see over his offensive line bawling.

11:36

I respect that. Then you get the big

11:39

guys, Cam Newton. I

11:42

love Cam Newton. However, I

11:45

don't think he's doing that great. He's

11:49

doing pretty bad. So his size is really

11:51

not helping him right now, right correct,

11:53

But it helps. It's things that tend

11:55

to be a little easier for because

11:58

you can see over the line. All that. He says, if

12:00

you're bigger, I just but I just prefer

12:03

heart.

12:06

Russell Wilson is shorter than Carson Wentz.

12:09

Yeah, oh bye bye, go on with

12:11

the Seahawks. I

12:14

got the Seahawks because the Seahawks are better quarterbacks

12:17

they have yeah,

12:19

yeah, they and Russell Wilson finds a

12:21

way to win games. And I'm picking the Seahawks.

12:24

There my super Bowl team right now, Uh,

12:27

Cowboys at Patriots. Patriots

12:30

are favored by six and a half points. You

12:33

got that versus the

12:36

Patriots defense, who's really good, and Brady's

12:38

offense which thinks this year. So

12:41

who do you have and they're playing

12:44

at the Patriots. Do we know the weather?

12:46

No, we don't know the weather because that makes a difference

12:49

for passing versus running. No, not

12:51

not in today's NFL. Yes, it always does.

12:53

No, it doesn't. This

12:56

is why his picks are not right. You don't look at the

12:58

big picture. Let

13:01

me see it again. And they're favored by six and

13:03

a half. I go Patriots, You

13:05

go Patriots? All right? I am

13:08

going Cowboys

13:11

because I like Da Decks

13:13

throwing for three yards a game.

13:15

He wants his foty million, and

13:18

I'm with the dude who's trying to get his coins.

13:21

So when the dude is trying to get

13:23

his coins, side with him because

13:25

he will die to win. I

13:27

love it. Um. Last

13:30

game up? Oh wait,

13:32

do you do you think the Patriots are going to cover

13:34

the six and a half? Yes?

13:38

I do. Loser

13:43

Packers at Packers versus the Rams

13:45

some kind of way. I lost the line for this game. But

13:48

the Packers versus the Rams,

13:50

I would imagine that the Packers are favorite. Who

13:53

do you have in this game? Packers

13:55

have kind of let me down this year? What's

13:59

their record? Uh?

14:02

Seven and three? Who did they lose

14:04

to Oh lord,

14:06

I've tually the expert. I'm just wondering,

14:09

if you're the expert, why you don't

14:11

know that expert. They

14:13

sometimes I have so much

14:16

sports information in my

14:18

head that sometimes you actually have

14:20

to write things down on paper. I

14:22

cannot remember everything. They are first

14:24

in the Pactor, their first in the

14:27

NFC nors so they're head of the Vikings, headed

14:29

alliance, yes,

14:31

headed a Liking, head of the Vikings,

14:36

ahead of the Bears. Okay, they're

14:38

ahead of the Likings and

14:40

and the Rams have a huge problem there.

14:42

Opposite line is a problem. They just started to

14:44

Ricky's last game they played Packers

14:47

have to fly across the country. Yeah,

14:51

but it's easier when you're flying east to west,

14:53

correct more than it is that, but you're

14:55

also it depends on the time of game, so

14:58

they're probably playing like a one and unless

15:01

it's like the Sunday now Sunday night game. No,

15:04

no, no, no, no no, no, it's not the it's

15:06

the afternoon game. So they lost

15:08

to the Eagles. They lost to the Chargers.

15:12

Wait was that in l A Yeah,

15:16

oh no, no, they've only lost two

15:19

games. Ye, so

15:21

seven and two. Okay, so

15:26

they're playing the Rams. Come

15:30

on man and take you that long to sit down? Why

15:38

don't you go first? I got the Packers.

15:41

I have the Packers. Jared Golf looks like,

15:45

yeah, he looks he looks bad, and they

15:47

just gave him a new contract extension. So the Rams

15:50

have given contract extintions to a bunch of dudes

15:52

who didn't need them, um, and forgot

15:54

to show up their offensive line. So who do

15:56

who do you have? So we can move on to the greatest topics?

15:59

Okay, Ram

16:03

Rams, alright, cool, you're going

16:05

to be a loser this week as well. Um.

16:09

So we watch a lot

16:11

of television

16:13

together, and I watch

16:15

a lot of We watch a lot less television

16:17

together because when we first started

16:20

dating, we used to watch all these shows

16:22

together. Parenthood was like the main one,

16:24

and we would be like like, I'll cuddle

16:27

up like watching this show and we're like, oh my god,

16:29

can you believe he did that in the relationship

16:31

And then like, no, baby, couln't believe we did

16:33

that. I would never do that. And then we totally

16:35

bonded and now like

16:38

the the television

16:40

that George really wants to watch, I don't want to watch

16:43

because it's terrible TV. All of

16:45

it, and

16:47

that's our new topic. She has nerved

16:50

all right. So so so look, I live

16:52

with a woman who I appreciate.

16:55

She wants to live her

16:57

best life, self

16:59

empower meant, all of this stuff,

17:01

but like she wants to watch stuff that, like

17:03

she wants to watch a Yon Lo

17:06

couple's therapy anything.

17:11

I'm not really into the soap operas

17:13

as much, um, but I

17:15

love anything on on Super Soul, Sunday,

17:18

Fix my Life, all

17:21

of that. And I'm not in the mood for

17:23

like self help self improvement every

17:26

day. So sometimes I want to watch mind

17:28

gun, what wait for this? What

17:30

would you? What are you in the mood for? On

17:33

the television? So look, first off, here

17:35

are the TV shows that we watched

17:38

together. We watch This

17:40

is Us, which is a fantastic show.

17:42

But the problem is sometimes I'll try

17:45

to turn it onto each was like, oh, I don't feel like

17:47

I get it. I get

17:49

it some sometimes, but we can't be

17:51

like three episodes behind. The

17:54

mid season finale was just on Tuesday,

17:56

and we're three episodes behind? Not

17:59

cool? What what are you talking about?

18:02

I can't even like go on. So I'm on

18:04

social media every single day all

18:06

day, so and I can't

18:08

like read things. I have to like try to avoid

18:11

spoilers. Okay,

18:14

so we watch over

18:17

This is Us because it's is it not

18:19

an amazing show? Okay exactly.

18:22

We watched The Good Doctor, which

18:25

the dude who plays the autistic doctor is

18:27

freaking fantastic actor. I mean, great

18:30

job. Um. Denisia

18:32

loves the Mass Singer because I can

18:35

guess all the people. I literally guess

18:37

at least the

18:39

people, so it's

18:41

just like a little challenge. But the kids watch it, so

18:43

we we love to watch that with kids. Blackish,

18:46

well, our family is Blackish. I feel

18:48

like they have cameras following

18:51

us around because our kids

18:54

literally mirror them. So we

18:56

got Devon's in college just

18:58

like their daughter. And

19:00

then we got the oldest son who's

19:03

just like our oldest son. He's

19:06

smart, but he said

19:08

some stuff sometimes you'd be like um.

19:12

And then you have the

19:14

the next daughter who's kind of who's

19:16

kind of like means sometimes but like that

19:19

she's super bossy um. And then you

19:22

have the baby sun Ye,

19:25

and then you have the infant as well.

19:28

Our family literally our family. And George

19:30

thinks I'm like a hippie like Rainbow yes,

19:33

because I like everything organic, and

19:36

she's trying to get us to get an artificial Christmas

19:38

tree because it's good for the environment. It's

19:41

good for the environment. They plant these

19:43

trees Danisha to let's

19:47

stay focused. But it's we'll get to

19:49

that. It's a living thing, so

19:51

you it's okay to make something

19:54

live in order to kill it. This

19:57

is the same woman who loves spaghetti

20:00

with meat sauce, but is also trying

20:02

to get me to become a She's

20:04

slowly trying to sneak in. Hey, George,

20:06

what do you ever think about going going plant

20:08

based? Like like,

20:11

yeah, yeah,

20:14

if there was a good enough reason for it.

20:16

You have not presented good enough reasons for me

20:18

yet. Um. So those are pretty much

20:21

the shows that we watched together. Here

20:23

are the shows that George watches. George

20:26

likes to watch Fortune and Fire. George

20:29

likes to witches a crazy

20:33

Um,

20:36

it's like Billy Show. Don't

20:38

you watched? No, they make knives.

20:40

It's a skill, it's a trade, it's

20:43

something to do. Call

20:45

on this show. You would be like, what

20:47

is George watching? Anyways?

20:52

What's the one where they compete that's

20:54

Forest and Fire? No, the one

20:57

where they compete and do this, Oh

21:00

for death, I don't like that one quite quite as

21:02

much. Thank you going. I watched

21:04

Succession, which is a great

21:06

show on HBO. Listen,

21:09

if you say anything bad about Succession,

21:11

the people are going to slander you. I just

21:13

couldn't get into it. Why

21:17

all right, here's here here, here's the truth.

21:19

I'm gonna be perfectly honest,

21:22

is that when shows don't have people

21:25

of of any other race in it, I

21:27

don't. I don't watch them. Yeah

21:30

I don't. Well, yes you do, because you watch

21:32

Succession. No, there are other people. There's

21:34

a black lady in Succession, like out of how

21:36

many characters, not very many, not

21:38

even extras. There's not even people of color extras

21:40

on that show. Yeah, but the show is super good, So I don't

21:43

care. Well, I I prefer shows

21:45

that demonstrate some diversity and

21:47

some some different storylines. I

21:51

mean, I'm more woke than you because you just out

21:53

here. Your Succession is a far

21:56

fabulous show. And we can't let our away

22:00

of completely white show that

22:02

you watch, Billions, Billions,

22:06

it has like a couple of black people.

22:08

But you know, it's not just about black

22:11

people. It's about there should be women,

22:13

there should be somebody when

22:15

you work out in the world, it's not only

22:17

one particular people at a job. Show

22:21

first started, it did not have

22:23

that diversity, but clearly they have gotten

22:25

some feedback because they have added

22:28

some diversity, which is good.

22:30

But now I'm not into it. It's too too far in I

22:33

didn't watch Game of Thrones for a long time because

22:35

the same thing, well, all

22:37

the people in it were white initially,

22:40

so it was just exactly okay,

22:43

um, Black Monday. We

22:46

like that show. I like that show. Okay

22:48

um. I like Survivor a lot

22:52

too much. This man every time time

22:54

the TV, I want to watch Survivor, want

22:56

to watch Survivor, and I just can't.

22:58

Really It's a okay sometimes

23:00

I can watch it, but sometimes

23:03

I'm like, everybody's lying, everybody,

23:05

this is this is not

23:07

what I want to spend my time watching. Yeah, I

23:09

want I want to watch Oprah. I want to watch I

23:11

want to Yeah, I want to learn something. I

23:13

want to hear the human story. I want to hear

23:16

like you know, something like

23:19

uh really, yeah, tell

23:21

me, tell me tell me more about that. What are you talking

23:24

about? This is I'm

23:26

glad she said that people because

23:28

that led me to my next point, see,

23:30

I set you up the

23:33

way I can hit home runs off you, or

23:36

I can dunk the ball, spike the

23:38

football. Uh.

23:41

She wants self empowerment, all this stuff, but

23:43

then she wants to watch Killer

23:45

Wives Snapped, women

23:48

who killed And this leads us to

23:50

the next topic, how to scare

23:52

the hell out of your husband or a

23:54

partner or whatever. Start

23:56

watching killer Wives Snapped

23:59

or women who kill or buried in the

24:01

backyard at night. So this

24:05

is actually a true story because George

24:07

and I went through a rough patch in our marriage. Right.

24:10

So then I'm over here like

24:13

in generally not the best mood.

24:15

So which shows am I drawn to? I'm not drawn

24:18

to this is us. I'm

24:20

not a

24:22

good doctor. I'm not drawn to that. I

24:25

want to see snapped. I want

24:27

to see something that's like okay,

24:30

okay, I see how that happened.

24:32

Yep, I see how that happened to you

24:34

know, that's how she got caught. Like these are

24:36

things like I don't know, I just get

24:39

in a different mood. But that's

24:41

when you need to watch a yanla and

24:43

you're watch all that all the time. No,

24:45

No, I'm saying, when you're mad, that's when you

24:47

actually need to watch it the most so you

24:49

can get back centered, turn on your heads face

24:51

half or something. So well, okay,

24:54

well, then when you're mad, what do you do? I

24:57

get I get unmad, but getting

25:00

hell away from you and play a video

25:02

game. Play video games and

25:04

you murder a thousand people playing

25:06

whatever that sports.

25:09

Yeah, and so you just feel manly, you

25:12

know, you get your manly stuff out. This is me

25:14

being like figuring

25:17

out how to kill somebody and try

25:19

it. I have no interest in killing anybody.

25:22

I have no interest in killing anybody. But it's

25:24

something that gets that little energy out

25:26

of me. Um. I probably

25:28

shouldn't watch it, to be honest with you, because

25:31

it does it. I think it does stir you up a little bit

25:33

more, and you like, see that's how people get killed.

25:36

You know, it probably

25:39

does. But he was genuinely scared.

25:43

He was genuinely like thinking

25:45

that I'm over here plotting his murder.

25:48

See, okay, here's what you got time to

25:50

kill you here? You have too much to live for.

25:52

Here's the truth in this situation is

25:55

that when that

25:57

all those due to those shows had

26:00

no clue that they were getting killed, they

26:02

were getting arsenic poisoning. She's

26:05

acting like she's taking care of hiring

26:07

a hit man, killing them in his sleep,

26:10

all of these things. And you are very vulnerable

26:12

as a human being, even if you're bigger and stronger

26:15

than somebody else when you are sleeping,

26:17

so or when you are I

26:22

didn't know, and I'm just saying that

26:24

that that these things when you

26:26

have these images in your mind and you're

26:28

going to sleep and somebody super

26:30

piste off at you and you're just wondering.

26:33

And in the shows, these dudes had

26:35

no clue. They should have

26:37

had a clue. They knew how they were

26:39

living, Okay, So that's the scary part

26:41

is that somebody can be walking around

26:44

thinking about the fact that they're going to

26:46

plot your murder, kill you take

26:49

the insurance money, run off with the new

26:51

dude, and

26:53

you have no clue about that. So

26:57

that's what's scary. So

26:59

what I used to do when because I knew

27:01

what used to scare him, what I used to do would

27:03

be like I would turn it on in

27:05

the room and then I would leave so

27:09

it still be playing in

27:11

the room, and then he'd be

27:13

all like razzle dazzled because

27:15

he thought I was like what he'd be like why

27:17

do you watch so much of that? It's probably not a

27:19

good idea. We should ask a counselor about

27:21

this, because exactly

27:24

because I'm the one who's self helping around

27:26

here. I mean, it

27:28

just makes no sense like that when

27:30

when she gets upset, she turns to the

27:33

devil, she not not Oh,

27:35

and that's something No, no,

27:37

no, no, I didn't so

27:39

he watching. What were you watching

27:41

when you were upset? Do you remember?

27:44

Because I remember Power?

27:47

That's what you got all into Power,

27:50

all into it and the show about drug

27:52

dealers and killing and

27:54

and betrayal and um,

27:57

it's an action show. That's like when it's worn,

28:00

it is a it is Ah, there's

28:03

not been a sex scene on Power. I'm just telling

28:05

you, I can't even watch that. My Christian

28:08

nature will not let me watch Power.

28:12

Because I'm serious, I'm

28:15

serious. Pastor Dudley tells us, shout out

28:17

Pastor Dudley. Sometimes he watches, but Pastor

28:20

Dudley tells us not to be feeding our minds

28:22

with that stuff. So what

28:24

do you feed in your mind with? Mm

28:27

hmmm hum, Especially

28:29

when you're mad, you'd be over there watching no

28:32

stop, the power is entered to It

28:34

is a drug Dealers show about

28:36

these people who what a part

28:39

of that has to do with Jesus Christ.

28:41

They're making all the wrong decisions

28:43

exactly. Oh

28:45

this is coming from the same person who used to love

28:48

loving hip hop and all these shows. No, I

28:50

I actually stopped watching that because the same

28:52

thing my Christian sensibilities took

28:54

over. Oh that's what it is. No or

28:57

Actually we said that we were

28:59

going to stop watching them because we used to watch them

29:01

two together. Mind you, Real

29:03

Real Housewives, Basketball

29:05

Wives, all these things. They are entertaining

29:08

television shows, very

29:10

entertaining. However, sometimes

29:13

I we started to believe for us

29:16

that it would argument,

29:19

Yeah, that it would spark an argument, or

29:21

it leaves little seats in your mind

29:23

like oom, I wonder if somebody's doing that.

29:26

I mean, especially because

29:28

we have a very complicated situation

29:30

sometimes blended family, all of that stuff.

29:32

It's like, oh, I wonder what's going on? You know? It

29:35

just it makes the mind wondering.

29:37

All types of crazy stuff happen. So

29:40

let's get to the tree. Let's get to the

29:42

tree. Hold up, can

29:44

we go to kan Kanye No, No,

29:47

I want to talk about the tree. Okay,

29:49

go ahead, So let

29:52

me preface this by saying that I have never,

29:55

ever, ever, ever had an

29:58

artificial tree, and I used

30:00

to have some sort of judgment against it,

30:02

like artificial tree, like that's

30:05

not Christmas. I get where he's coming from

30:08

on this, but here's where

30:10

I'm at today. Number One, artificial

30:12

trees are a lot nicer

30:14

than they used to be, really nice.

30:17

And now talking nice,

30:20

well, how much do we spend on a tree

30:22

every year? We

30:27

spend don't. Yes,

30:30

I'm the one who buys the tree. I

30:32

go pick it up. Are

30:36

you kidding me? No, I'm

30:38

not. No, I'm not you have no.

30:41

I'm giving my argument. I'm giving my argument.

30:43

Okay, so Number one trem

30:47

No, it's not you don't have to buy two tho one.

30:49

I saw one that was really really nice for

30:51

eight d No, you didn't really, cant

30:53

told you that that was the one at Costco and that was

30:56

the Costco one is five hundred. The Costco

30:58

one is five hundred. But I saw another one. See he don't

31:00

even know. He always always in the kool

31:02

aid and done no research anyway.

31:06

Number one, artificial trees are a lot, a

31:08

lot nicer than they used to be. Number two

31:12

way better than for the environment. Even

31:14

though I too love the smell

31:16

of the tree in the house, it

31:19

is sad that the tree dies. Like

31:21

it's used, it's consumed for

31:24

our own family enjoyment. This

31:26

whole tree that took all this time to grow,

31:28

has a whole life ahead of it, has all

31:31

this to contribute to.

31:33

No, it still contributes to the environment.

31:36

This is this is the thing like it could

31:38

be out there living and

31:40

contributing to the environment, but we are

31:43

chopping it down for our own

31:45

personal enjoyment for a very small

31:47

period of time. Apple that you

31:49

just ate,

31:52

No, that's not an apple.

31:54

Is the apple tree still there? That

31:56

that the apple came from? Yeah, because the tree

31:59

is contributing to the environment, it's giving

32:01

us apples. That's the point. So

32:03

then so then if we chop it up and use it for firewood

32:06

and kindling, is that fine? If

32:08

the tree dies, that's the type of stuff

32:10

you're supposed to use for firewood. That's all

32:12

I'm saying anyway. So

32:14

it's it is less expensive.

32:17

It's not less expensive because there's way more upfront

32:20

costs. What are you talking, there's and

32:24

you're gonna need you

32:26

pay more upfront, but you say more long term.

32:28

That's the same reason why we're getting solar as

32:30

we speak. So if we get let let

32:32

let's say, if we meet meet in the middle, find an

32:35

amazing tree that's fift bucks.

32:37

It doesn't need to be fift I'm telling Actually,

32:39

if y'all have a place to get a good put

32:44

more than one tree in the house, I think we should

32:47

try it out. We can try it out.

32:49

Do you want to ruin Christmas? That doesn't

32:51

ruin christ Rulesmas? Saying about no Christmas

32:53

tree, back to my Christian sensibilities

32:56

is about Jesus Christ. Your friends

32:58

are gonna look at and they're

33:00

gonna be like, that's right girl. Anyway,

33:03

So my it's less expensive,

33:05

it's better for the environment, much

33:08

much better. It's less

33:10

of a fire hazard. Bad things happen

33:13

with Christmas trees, whether or not when

33:15

we use l E ed s. It

33:17

doesn't matter. They don't get hot and

33:19

start fires on the tree. It's

33:22

a dry piece of wood inside

33:24

your house. We keep it hydrated anyway.

33:26

We actually have never kept our tree.

33:29

Oh no, no no, And please don't use the word

33:31

we say say say you because

33:34

I've never seen you put water

33:37

in the tree, not nan out of time.

33:39

So to me, in my opinion,

33:43

that's not my job. That's not my job anyway.

33:46

In my opinion, it

33:49

checks a lot more pro boxes

33:51

than it does con boxes. The only

33:53

con is that you don't

33:55

get the smell of the tree, which

33:58

I think we can substitute in an their

34:00

way. But I think

34:02

that honestly, it is

34:05

much more responsible financially

34:08

environmentally. Hold on, hold on,

34:10

hold on. Okay, So so let's

34:14

just use because there's trees that are two thousand

34:16

dollars and more, right, and then there

34:18

hold on, and then there are trees that are five

34:20

hundred that you were like as kind of suspect

34:23

somebody in the middle, and we have and we

34:25

have a very high ceiling.

34:27

So yeah, so we at least need a ten foot

34:30

tree at least, so maybe

34:32

eight nine. We

34:34

don't do a ten ft Yeah we do.

34:37

You have no clue what's going on? It's

34:40

ten ft? No, it's not, is

34:42

it? It's twelve ft away?

34:45

Oh my? Look, keep going, keep going,

34:49

make your make your argument for your selfish

34:52

self. So let's say we

34:54

we spend about two fifty bucks a

34:56

year under tree, and then we

34:58

and if we bought a fifth teen hundred dollar

35:00

tree, how many trees? Is that at six?

35:03

My god? First of all, your math is so bad. We

35:05

don't spend two hundred fifty dollars and we

35:07

don't have to buy a tree from hundred.

35:09

That's bad math. I picked a number

35:11

in the middle between your number

35:13

and that number, so that's six

35:16

trees. So that's six years, right,

35:18

then it would take to pay for itself. No, because

35:20

we don't pay to fifty for no tree. Where

35:22

can you get a ten foot tree for two d Come

35:25

on, come on,

35:27

come on, come on. You don't get

35:30

no ten foot tree for two You

35:32

don't even come with us to buy the trees.

35:34

Not true. I didn't last year.

35:37

I didn't come last year. But I'm just saying you

35:39

don't know how much the tree work. You know how much trees

35:41

are. I've been buying trees long before you

35:43

were around

35:46

trees. I bought my trees every

35:48

year anyway. So all

35:50

I'm saying is that it will probably take

35:53

how many years are three years? Three years

35:55

to pay for it? So stop? How many

35:57

How much do you think we spend on trees? I

35:59

think we spend about four bucks. I'm

36:03

trying to tell you three

36:06

probably for sure, and then

36:08

it's dead in a in a month did

36:11

and we killed it. So

36:14

so let's say, even if you're

36:16

right, even though you're not three

36:19

fifty bucks a tree,

36:22

bucks for a really nice one which you

36:24

haven't even shot. This is what is so frustrating

36:27

about. You haven't even looked

36:29

at one thing to know

36:31

how much. Can we at least have the discussion.

36:34

So it's so it'll approximately

36:37

taken between four and six years to pay

36:39

for a tree. Dude, I just said three. I

36:41

just said three. It's gonna take about three

36:43

years max.

36:46

If we spend three fifty bucks on a tree, that

36:48

means that that is what's

36:51

that? So,

36:53

yeah, we're not getting a ten fifty tree

36:56

because it probably isn't as dope

36:58

as a regular Christmas tree. Like, if you're gonna get a fake

37:00

tree, you got to get a good fake treat. Well, then we'll

37:02

get a good fake tree. So

37:04

let's say it's bucks and then it costs,

37:06

and it takes in between four and six years

37:08

to pay for this tree for what you would

37:10

have normally paid. So by then

37:13

you're going to need another new fake

37:15

tree. Why how long

37:17

do you think fake trees? Says style?

37:21

It's not the style that's going to change. If you

37:23

buy a good one, that one should last you for

37:25

how long? Forever? Stop? Stop?

37:29

Have you ever known anybody who had a fake tree? My?

37:31

My, my, my grandmother used to have a fake I

37:33

actually do know people that have had a fake tree and had

37:35

the same fake tree forever. And it probably looks

37:38

raggedy as hall right now. Wow,

37:41

you offending some people right now. Just I

37:43

want people to tell us to honestly,

37:46

because we are going. We made an agreement that

37:49

whatever the poll says we're

37:51

doing, we need a minimum number

37:53

though we need a milli number five people.

37:56

No, we don't need a minimum number. We're

37:58

doing what the poll say. Yes, that's

38:01

it. The pole is the pole.

38:03

We need a minimum number because if we if we

38:05

get that's not a good

38:07

sample sized. I think that's a great sample size

38:09

because those are the people that actually watched and listened

38:12

to our arguments. And so that's what it's going to be

38:14

whichever way it goes. Whichever

38:17

way it goes, we

38:20

ain't fake tree. So

38:22

so y'all, yes,

38:25

we are, Yes,

38:27

we are. We'll see what the process.

38:30

No, nobody's gonna say that.

38:32

And nobody hates Christmas, even

38:34

even Jewish people who watch this, are gonna

38:36

say, let's give the people a Christmas

38:39

tree. I mean, they don't want to

38:41

fake Menorah. It's

38:43

not a god. They

38:46

don't help him.

38:47

They don't want

38:49

to fake. They

38:52

want they want a living Manora.

38:54

Exactly. There's not a such thing.

38:58

Um. The last up Kanye

39:01

finds, Kanye finds Jesus, He's

39:03

hanging out with Joel Olstein, all

39:05

these things. So Kanye was disinvited

39:08

from the cookout. If,

39:10

um, if you don't know what that means,

39:13

that's the fictional place that black people

39:15

live. Um that

39:17

that like, either you you are invited

39:19

to the cookout or you're not invited to the cookout.

39:22

People who are not invited to the cookout they

39:25

do suspect things and and

39:27

aren't necessarily for the culture. So

39:30

Kanye was running around with us make America

39:32

Great Again hats on saying weird

39:34

stuff that like and and

39:37

I don't mean weird in terms of agreeing with

39:39

the make America Great Again stuff. I'm just saying

39:41

like weird, like incoherent

39:43

stuff, off his man stuff at times where

39:45

people who even agreed with

39:47

him were like, what the hell is he talking about?

39:50

So anyways, so Kanye got disinvited

39:52

from the cookout. People were black. People

39:55

were like, listen, we're off Kanye all of this stuff.

39:57

And Kanye, it's funny. I said

39:59

it been for way before it even happened. I

40:02

was like, the only way Kanye gets reinvited

40:04

to the cookout, I mean, because it's like him,

40:06

He's not invited to the cookout. Candice Owens

40:08

is not invited to the cookout. Jason Whitlocks

40:10

not invited to the cookout. Like, these are people

40:12

who are not invited to the cookout. So

40:15

um oh,

40:17

Stacy Dash definitely not invited to the to

40:19

the cookout. So

40:23

Kanye was disinvited from the cookout. So

40:26

I said, listen, the only way for Kanye

40:28

to get his way back to the cookout

40:30

is to is to make because there were

40:32

some rumors that he was gonna make a gospel album or

40:34

something like that. I was like, listen, he

40:37

has to go to Jesus route.

40:39

That is the only way to get back to the cookout,

40:42

the only way, and Kanye has

40:44

found Jesus. Some people

40:46

think it's a marketing

40:48

employ and marketing tool, but but

40:51

here here's aroun to know God changes

40:53

hearts God and and then

40:56

yeah, God changes hearts and

40:58

that and that people and that people

41:01

change and also but but I really

41:03

to meet his statements and stuff

41:06

ring true, ring authentic

41:08

to me, because he's like, look, he

41:10

was talking about how like

41:14

music impacts so many people and

41:16

so many people who love

41:19

or have faith and all of this stuff. Instead

41:21

of making music about those things

41:25

and making music that celebrates God

41:27

or celebrates their faith or anything like

41:29

that, they don't because they make music

41:32

that is trying to sell

41:34

the way they can be popular and make more money all

41:36

this stuff. And Kanye's like, look, you can do

41:38

both at one time. That

41:41

was really long, So

41:43

can you make your points a little more succinct

41:46

going forward? Okay,

41:54

I will say this, Kanye

41:56

came out with Jesus Walks a long time ago. Kanye

41:59

was he's in the church. So

42:02

he came back to the church, and

42:05

I'm happy that he did. I'm

42:08

not a hundred percent solid on the

42:10

authenticity. Even Kim's

42:12

being covered up. Have you noted like he

42:14

wouldn't even he said, if you're involved in premarital

42:17

sex, you can't even work on this album.

42:21

Well that's interesting considering who he married.

42:23

She has a sex tape tape.

42:27

I know but I'm just saying like that.

42:30

Have you noticed that Kim has not

42:32

been posting nudy flicks?

42:34

I mean this quarter, like

42:38

the neudy flicks haven't been stopped.

42:41

They've mean they've let me see in

42:43

the last one. She's had some

42:45

some newdy picks for a while, and I have no judgment

42:47

against that. That's how you want to do it, do you? But

42:49

that's not for me. See,

42:52

I don't even follow Kim Kardashian. See you

42:54

over here, that's what that's why you in

42:55

the in the stuff, honey, look

42:59

look at look at it. No more half

43:01

naked pictures. She what is that?

43:04

She's in a bra and panties. What are you talking?

43:07

She's advertising a freaking

43:09

thing called skims. It's it's there, she's

43:12

panties. Don't take it's high

43:14

wasted. This looks like a bikini. Don't

43:17

say she's covered up, but

43:19

don't say she's covered up and then be like

43:21

she's advertising a thing. So if I'm advertising

43:23

a vibrator, like, look,

43:26

I'm just advertising a vibrator. The

43:28

difference is is that she used to post

43:31

like naked pictures, remember,

43:35

not naked. She's changing

43:38

her stuff up to anyway,

43:40

I'm

43:42

all fine with that. I have

43:45

a little bit of a side, I a

43:48

little one. I'm very happy

43:50

he made a gospel album. I'm very happy

43:52

he's returning to that. Nope, nope,

43:55

so you still not really?

43:58

Not really, but I'm happy did it. I'm

44:00

happy he goes to the churches like I'm happy for him.

44:03

He's just not he has he has No,

44:06

he's no longer my cup of tea. Are

44:08

we going to Sunday service? We

44:10

go to our Sunday Sir, Kanye, Sunday

44:12

Sunday Sir, I'll go

44:15

to Sunday service. Whatever,

44:20

don't it, don't make me, don't break me either

44:22

way. How are you

44:24

gonna hate on the man? I'm not hating.

44:27

I said, I'm very happy he did it, very

44:29

happy. Soca Soca. So

44:32

can Kanye come to our our Suarez

44:35

at at the house? Can I invite Kanye?

44:38

Yeah? Yeah, we'll

44:41

see. Is he on his mad's? Is

44:43

he gonna stay crazy stuff? Probably?

44:46

I don't know. Well, we we have other people that come

44:48

over and say crazy exactly. Oh,

44:51

yes, yes we do. Won't

44:54

won't we name me any names? But yes,

44:56

but yes we yeah, yeah, Um,

45:00

the last thing we wanted to touch on super

45:02

quick was Colin

45:04

Kaepernick. So there's a lot of

45:06

people. So so he had his work out and

45:10

it has been a hot button topic

45:12

in the community. And actually

45:14

it's less about Colin Kaepernick because

45:17

this was the same thing happened when Lizzo,

45:20

who Why Man Great

45:22

tid they gotta be right? The

45:26

big girl Lizzo, Lizzo b

45:28

big Girl, Lizzo b Eaton. That's

45:30

her, that's she named herself

45:33

on social media, Lizzo b Eaton. So

45:35

anyways, um

45:38

so she won a Soul Award

45:40

over Ari and people were upset

45:42

about that, and Denicia made a

45:44

point, go ahead, what's

45:47

my point about people

45:49

hating? I think in general,

45:51

Black people hate on each other, like

45:55

real critical. We are really critical

45:57

of people in the spotlight

46:00

in general, and I think

46:02

that like Lizzo obviously,

46:05

like I don't even know why you would be hating on Lizzo.

46:07

People hate on Oprah, they hate on Beyonce,

46:09

Like why this

46:12

girl is out there doing it on a

46:14

major level, like despite

46:17

adversity, I do not understand

46:19

it. And Lizzo actually has a pretty cool

46:21

story too. She'd been doing

46:23

this forever that that song that

46:25

Why Men Great? Until they got to be great. I put George

46:28

on that song like two years ago,

46:30

at least two years ago, this song has

46:32

been out, and so to me, I'm

46:34

like, I'm happy for her success. I'm

46:37

happy for Oprah, I'm happy for Beyonce.

46:39

I'm happy that Colin Kaepernick is getting

46:41

a chance to live out his dream. Why Because

46:44

I like to see people win, That's

46:46

why. And I don't understand why

46:49

in the black community when

46:52

we see each other, when we're like, yeah,

46:55

but you know she won that Soul Awards, she's

46:57

not really soul. You know why

46:59

she an get another another

47:01

shot. He protested against his

47:03

employer, why

47:05

not? Because people who protest

47:08

against their employers get their jobs back all

47:10

of the time. They still get to work and earn

47:12

a living. They still get to pursue their dream.

47:15

So to me, I I have no

47:17

problem with anything any protests

47:20

that Colin Kaepernick did, not

47:22

one. I don't think that what he I don't think he's

47:24

a perfect person. I don't think he's

47:26

a saint, but I'm I do

47:28

think that he was passionate about this.

47:31

I think he's stuck to his word, and

47:34

I think that's I think it's admirable,

47:37

very admirable that he

47:39

is still willing to put himself out

47:41

there and be subject to all

47:43

of this criticism and still

47:45

do it anyway. That's to me,

47:48

like I I wish that we had that. I

47:50

see other communities have that

47:52

for each other. You don't see people

47:54

talking like tearing people down in

47:58

like Korean cold. Sure, well maybe

48:01

you do, because Devin kind of schooled me

48:03

on that that they're very critical. Yeah,

48:05

they're critical on the K pop community, but

48:07

like the Jewish community, uplifts

48:10

people. You

48:13

They support each other's businesses big

48:15

time, big time. The well,

48:18

the thing that I think that is the problem

48:20

is that so

48:22

many people live from a scarcity

48:25

mentality that instead of saying,

48:27

okay, let's grow the pie, make the pie,

48:29

make the pot bigger, they

48:31

think that somebody else's success takes

48:33

away from them. That

48:36

Like it was like when Dave

48:38

Dave East he was

48:41

like, oh, little little

48:43

nos X old Town Road. He was like, oh,

48:45

it's lame, blah blah, Like

48:48

you live in two different lanes. It's

48:51

okay, the great person Little nos X

48:54

comes up, does a country

48:56

hip hop song and it hits

48:59

big people hating on

49:01

him. Then it comes out it's gay

49:03

people hating on him all over again, like I

49:06

hate that song. No, you love that song.

49:09

You love that song. So

49:11

that's the thing. I don't understand why we have

49:13

it so much and

49:16

people don't uplift and they're always

49:18

so critical of people who are putting themselves

49:20

out there and trying to do something

49:23

different. Like, I just don't get it. I

49:25

don't get it. So if I see

49:27

black people hating on Colin Kaepernick,

49:30

Beyonce Oprah, I've always

49:33

like, but why yeah, but you yeah,

49:35

but they they couch it with. I'm

49:37

just here to tell the truth. I'm just here to tell

49:39

it like it really is, because

49:41

you don't want to really hear the truth. You just

49:43

want to coach person one person

49:46

that says that, but that there's other people

49:48

that there's a lot of people who say that. They really

49:50

say he sucks or he's average.

49:54

There's a lot of average quarterbacks in

49:56

the NFL. But let's get this, let's get

49:58

this straight. If you're in the NFL, you ain't average,

50:02

period. You're better than that. Oh.

50:04

Because I always try to try to try to tell the kids

50:07

this because when when we say things

50:09

like, oh, a player is not good, a players

50:11

stinks, or this or that

50:14

that you have to consider it that it

50:16

doesn't mean that that player is terrible. It just means

50:18

relative to everything else. Like

50:20

when Matt Barnes was in the NBA, he

50:22

was not a thirty point a night

50:25

score, a twenty point a night score. However,

50:27

if you bring him down to your local man's

50:29

league, he's gonna bust everybody's ass

50:32

like he's gonna score fifty points a game because

50:35

he's better than everybody else. Because

50:37

even though you are in the pros, it's

50:39

all relative. You may not be great

50:42

compared to other people, but

50:45

that that doesn't mean that you stink.

50:47

But you are clearly the top one percent

50:50

of the top one percent. Yeah, but people at

50:52

home think that they can do your job. That's

50:55

what's insane about. That's one area where

50:57

everybody kind of hates because if you

50:59

make one mistake, it doesn't matter

51:01

how great you were. Well

51:04

tech text Winters, who's the author

51:06

of The Architect of the Triangle

51:09

Offense that Phil Jackson,

51:11

Michael Jordan, Kobe one ran

51:13

Um. He said about greatness,

51:16

he said, you're only great

51:18

in the in the moment that you do

51:21

an act of greatness. That after it's

51:23

over, that you're no longer great

51:26

that you actually have to continuously choose

51:28

do great things and achieve them.

51:31

You get that, Yeah, I get

51:33

that. Look bless

51:35

you. Let's see, that's what the husband's

51:37

supposed to do. That's why she she's the wife and

51:40

I'm the expert. Guys. Thank you

51:42

guys for joining us. Appreciate your time. Yeah,

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