Exactly like Joaquin Phoenix in 2010, WikiFreaks is back from a mysterious and deeply concerning hiatus and, also exactly like Joaquin Phoenix, readier-than-ever to quickly skim half a Wikipedia article before confidently explaining how to avoid bear attacks. Join Syd and Rach this week as they dish llama drama, llearn some Llatin, and llament the absence of Woody Harrelson in any film not featuring Woody Harrelson. Meet your favorite sleuths in Free Association Corner, pack your cargo shorts in case things get romantic, and queue up your favorite episode of ‘Guns, Guns, Guns with Rachel Gaffin and That Other Lady’ because we’re cracking cases and taking names in part one of WikiFreaks’ series on Unnatural Disasters.