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on my birthday. It seems like a fair deal.

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Or I'm in trouble. The

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walk day of the year where you watched it by you

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did not? But

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I'm still dishing and out.

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Happy birthday to mate, Yeah.

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We're walking to another episode of week's episode

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garage on Los Angeles, California

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with me since his Valenti's Day

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is birthday, boy, birthday

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baby.

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Karen forty seven, No one ever.

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Has yeah carrying forty seven

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like it's his job. He is thriving. He's

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a champion. You know him from

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like every single Netflix special.

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How many Netflix specials do you have?

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I have five Netflix

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specials, but nine specials in total,

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because I've got an HBO and a showtime and.

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Fancy do you have a favorite?

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I do?

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My favorite one is the least viewed one.

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It's called Alcoholocaust.

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That's a great title. Well,

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you also know the least view.

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Well it was. It was on Showtime,

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yeah, with that title.

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But then yeah, this was back in the days before streamers,

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when on TV and then away

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and now.

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It's on YouTube somewhere.

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I think someone else is making money because it's got like a couple

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of million views, but I don't know that's the Beast.

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So there's some guys like Jim, are you gonna come after me?

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This is a mortgage.

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I'm not allowed to do a Showtime owner, so I'm

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not allowed.

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Someone somebody is thriving,

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and that somebody is Anna.

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It was.

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It was called that af It was was going

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to called something else, but then I got so drunk

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during the recording that I thought I'll

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make it look like it was blood.

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Wait, you got so drunk at the taping of

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it.

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I got so blind drunk during that special

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that I didn't remember the special.

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Wow wow.

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And then I watched it back.

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I was like, pretty good, this.

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It looks really unprofessional if I'm drunk.

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But if we say that's the thief, Yeah.

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Do you watch my next special Heroin

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That is a great idea.

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It's like rock Bottom.

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He killed.

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The next special was called fully Functional.

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For that one, Ladies and gentlemen.

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Jim Jeffrey.

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Yes.

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Also here is a man who has

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a new podcast that is just revolutionizing.

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Jim's been on it.

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I have a bit on it.

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You will be okay, great?

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What was your question that you brought?

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What did we do now?

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He helped us advice. It was like a

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couple. I think a woman needed help

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role playing.

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That's we helped him. So

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you got really drunk and you don't remember any of it.

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And then he could be the man who gets

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uh six with a really drunk girl.

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Two podcasts called We're Here to Help.

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You know him as a writer from Arrested

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Development. You know him as a writer from

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h You're the Worst. He's a brilliant stand

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up comedian.

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Zero specials on Netflix.

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He's the host of the also you have your special.

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Yeah YouTube, and it's me who benefits I'm

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doing Ladies, thanks

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for having me.

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Racula, Dracula,

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you were such a hit with Jerry Traynor.

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The jareded episode was a real hit.

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Well where everybody's talking.

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Yeah, And of course we have doctor Hannah

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Montana, Ariana Rosanna Rosanna Dana, doctor

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Banana. I love doctor and

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the one the only k T. Money

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Levey. Well,

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let's just get right to it. Sure, all right,

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Look, I know what we all want to talk about. I'm

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just gonna give the sort of headline which we're

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gonna get to, which is the two on one

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with freaking Sydney and Maria.

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I just want to say before we get to it, as a woman

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from Rhode Island, are.

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You asking me?

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Are you

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you're a woman?

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Could they have picked a less

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fun like? Is this the least

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fun person that has ever been on like

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Sydney?

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Sydney is a man from Sydney.

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She's such a drag, She's she's

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horrible. She's a fun sponge. She just is

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like so to fucking trip. She just sucks the spot

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fun out of anything.

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And Maria.

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At first with Maria, I thought she was

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this season's Victoria, Yes, which

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we all know, my love.

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Victoria Victoria Fuller.

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Yes, yes, I thought.

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And then she when she did that, I'm going to slip into something

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a little bit more comfortable because

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she didn't have to do it with him. She could have gotten

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comfortable before she saw him. Yeah,

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she stopped the conversation and

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I thought she's a bit and then Canadian

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knowing oh you know what they're like? And then

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and now I'm all team Maria.

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Oh yes, well she also

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had to go Maria.

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I am tima Maria.

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Well she had to go against Sydney. So she does

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look so much better around

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her.

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I mean, like

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this, but I didn't even say anything.

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He does that.

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Well, I mean she's actually right,

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because this is the stupidest feud. This

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is the most un did.

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You tell someone off?

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Yes, when they were being mean to mended

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myself.

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Sidneys in a fight with herself because

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she keeps me like, what do you want from me?

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What else can I do? You're talking

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to a mirror.

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This is her full mindlag to get

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to paradise.

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Oh yeah, I don't think she'll get to paradise.

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I think she might be.

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Too insane and like I I

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honestly couldn't tell.

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She was like the Paradise.

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Material and Sydney will

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both go to paradise. Yeah, one goes.

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You're talking about heaven? Right when

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the bachelor dies, he goes to paradise.

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Yes, when I Love Island contestant does they.

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Go to purgatory?

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So here we are, we are starting out, We're

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in uh Malta.

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They do that the little preview they do at the.

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Beginning, you like

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the negative.

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Many many years ago, about five

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years ago, there was a thing that went around the internet

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that I died in a car crash in Malta.

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Wowow, And it got to me really

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quick.

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Wow.

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I was like, the picture was me being

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interviewed by TMZ next to a baggage carousel.

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Heavy packer, and.

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I named the type of car and the locate.

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There was someone I think with my name anyway,

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so when I've ever been to molder but it

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looks lovely.

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Yeah, but anyway, so.

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When I died, someone sent it to me

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right away, and within within

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fifteen minutes of this coming out, I

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wrote, Hey, I'm not.

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Dead you email. Yeah,

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I just just put it on my social media. Hey

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I'm not the president. If

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I had my time over, I

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would have given it six what's

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going on?

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I've had my off and

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watched the memorialization of yourself?

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What is the greatest of all?

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I got about three comments that's so

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sad, and then I nipped it.

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You could have had anyone that ever took a photo

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with you.

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Was so great.

8:05

It's well, how quickly people want to

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capitalize having been next to

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somebody that was once alive and is no longer.

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Very long alcohol acaust.

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Special.

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Okay, so we're Joey

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says, if you're bringing someone to the

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Altar, you have to hang

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out in Malta. It's pney. Did

8:29

that hurt your feelings?

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Jim? Why? It just

8:32

as a comedian with an

8:35

okay.

8:37

Great, So so they

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are Lexi, Lexi

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gets a date.

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It's not really a pun, though, It's

8:45

just a

8:47

pun would be that he'd have to

8:49

do a ply on the.

8:50

World like a Maltar

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ego. Yeah,

8:58

yes, it

9:01

was good that you did the double back. He's like,

9:03

but one more thing.

9:07

So they go on

9:09

a date he's going with which went great? Which

9:12

went great?

9:13

It's not any.

9:16

Observation, Harry Punny is your next

9:18

special called He's so punny?

9:22

That's

9:25

a pun. So they go on a date and we find

9:27

out his first thing when he travels he loves history.

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Do you believe that?

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No?

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Yes, that's why he went out there to see all the tennis

9:35

courts of mal He's

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like an hochaeologist, he really is.

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Yeah, he's like if Pete Sampras was Indiana,

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Johnes.

9:42

Yes, that be a hairy Indiana

9:45

joke. Younger people won't

9:47

know that. But he was a hairy man.

9:49

Yes, yes, and then the hairline

9:52

betrayed him too, and yeah the hot

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girl yes

9:57

yeah.

9:59

She was like we have enough money?

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I don't. Yes, I'm gonna take you and

10:02

put you on a shelf and elf on a shelf.

10:05

Wow.

10:06

Well we find out they him must just be

10:08

sitting in the hasht now going. You're Harry, You're pretty.

10:11

That's what keeps us together.

10:14

Thursday stick

10:17

together like.

10:18

Nor they

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cannot leave there twine.

10:23

Harry's around like a baby bule.

10:26

She hasn't been waxed in years.

10:28

He does that like party trick where she runs and jumps

10:30

into his chest.

10:36

There you go, there's our there's our visual

10:38

for our our So then we have so

10:41

so then we have Joey

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says to her, I feel safe

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and seen with legsy if that

10:48

not the most like twenty two

10:50

year old man versus like, I feel this very

10:52

safe and see have you ever said to a woman I feel

10:54

safe and seen by you?

10:55

This episode has so many cliche uh,

10:59

like, how many A going to say?

11:01

This is my truth? I know this episode.

11:03

I I just want to speak my truth.

11:05

I just want one of them just to go that

11:08

one was alive.

11:11

Yeah, I just feel very seen about you. I feel

11:13

very seen, very intentional,

11:15

my intentionality.

11:16

I think at the end he gave her a necklace with half

11:18

a heart, and then he had half a heart when they get

11:20

back there.

11:21

Yeah, yeah, they feel

11:23

very like they're pretty cute

11:26

there, like, yeah.

11:28

She's got a little bit of the I'm

11:30

going to talk about. She looks a little bit like Lana's

11:32

the porn start with some big fan of

11:34

both.

11:36

Say that that wasn't his truth.

11:37

Yes, yeah,

11:40

let me show you.

11:42

I know, we're not allowed to have phones.

11:45

We think her baby might be Blake Griffin.

11:54

It was one of the nets, and the baby

11:56

looks a lot like

12:03

Terry.

12:04

Terry was allegedly the

12:06

son of Diana's Polaro

12:08

and he was just like the

12:10

guy.

12:11

Okay, so then Polo instructors

12:14

love the fu. We know that I

12:16

know that.

12:16

He was he was he was a major in the army.

12:19

Yeah, yes, he's like a bodyguard

12:21

or something.

12:23

So then uh oh

12:25

that's cool. So uh

12:27

Lexi, Lexi, they

12:29

go to a church and she's like and she's

12:31

like, wow, this is just really moving. I just feel

12:34

really choked up. I'm emotional reminds me of my grandfather

12:36

he died. He was a painter. He

12:38

would have loved There's you cannot

12:41

get through without lots of little candy

12:44

trail of trauma.

12:45

And when you say painter, pitches

12:48

uses.

12:48

Yeah, interior

12:54

flat was his favorite style.

12:56

Egg shell egg shell guy,

12:59

He's just sure. And Williams, She's like, I

13:01

just feel very emotional. It's just a very

13:03

emotional experience. It's just very special

13:05

for me.

13:07

Yeah, it feels like this like sort

13:10

of what Jim was saying, like they there's

13:13

is there more unloading this season than normal?

13:15

I feel like everyone is like yeah, because

13:17

I feel like the touchphrase

13:20

of thanks for sharing that with like

13:22

every time.

13:23

My brother has become obsessed with how

13:25

much coaching these guys have to get

13:27

in order to actively He's like, because

13:29

men are not naturally like this.

13:32

I know more about Lexi's into matrices

13:34

than I do about my own.

13:35

Yeah.

13:43

So so then so

13:45

then she's like, you know, I'm very excited.

13:47

I want to talk to you about a sensitive topic.

13:50

And then we meet the priest David. The priest

13:53

David is incredible. He's like, you can name

13:55

your baby after me. This feels weird.

13:57

It also feels weird to ask a priest what is

13:59

the key to a successful union? Like,

14:02

I don't know, jacking off

14:04

a lot, that's all I can

14:06

do.

14:07

Yeah, that's true.

14:08

He's like, I could to be happy. You're a couple

14:10

who looks good together. Are you ready

14:12

for a family?

14:14

I think they're like, she must retrospect

14:16

that question for her.

14:17

Was told

14:19

them, you know they made that priest, like

14:21

they had that priest in there, look like you.

14:23

Make hard some sons.

14:26

No one here has indeed do

14:29

they?

14:31

They handed me the card.

14:35

Nobody else do they.

14:38

I'm assuming the silence says no,

14:40

what a litter you'll have.

14:45

Wow.

14:46

So then she's worried that he's

14:48

not gonna want her. Meanwhile,

14:51

there's a card that a RUSS when.

14:52

You get to Maya and you can't get pregnant.

15:03

Specialists, we're

15:06

god.

15:14

So then so meanwhile the group

15:16

date guard gets handed out. We find out

15:18

that Da Sydney and Maria

15:21

are not. Sydney also clear, and she's

15:23

starting to feel sick because of the stress

15:25

of dealing with Maria.

15:26

Which we haven't seen one second.

15:28

It's insane.

15:32

All these cameras are missing.

15:35

She's crying and she goes, I am

15:37

sick of being disrespected. It is not fair.

15:40

I don't deserve this. This is too much

15:42

for one person to handle. We're like, what

15:44

are you even talking about?

15:46

I'm gonna be disappointed in the other women not sticking

15:48

up from Maria. They've all gone yes

15:52

someone I'm not saying to him,

15:57

I think, what the going on?

15:59

What did she do?

16:00

She was too sexy?

16:02

Bitches?

16:03

Will we

16:06

all go on Sydney?

16:09

All she did was be too sexy

16:11

and change into something more.

16:12

She should keep suggesting, she should keep saying

16:14

she's going to slip into something more comfortable, over

16:17

and.

16:17

Over and then just keep coming out and wild, eventually

16:19

naked pasties and like, yes,

16:22

So I think that sex.

16:24

With Sydney slip into something uncomfortable, Okay,

16:34

So.

16:36

Then off we go. Okay,

16:38

so that Sydney alcoholocaust.

16:42

So then she goes the date with So then

16:44

we're on the date with Joey and Lexie and

16:47

she's like, you know, I'm going to open up.

16:49

I haven't been that open with my emotions

16:51

normally. It's just been work, work, work. It's

16:54

very rare that you actually hear any of these contestants

16:56

talk about work. What is her job?

16:58

She was the summer program and am I oh

17:01

really remember it.

17:02

Says that she's a digital strategist. We

17:05

made fun of it, but the reality is the

17:07

smartest she went to m I

17:09

T.

17:09

Remember we made fun of because it was just why

17:12

does it.

17:12

Sound like she's an influencer when it says

17:14

digital strategy strategist

17:17

m I T.

17:20

School.

17:22

Strategy could be like.

17:25

If you work in marketing and you're trying to strategize

17:27

how to basically sell us?

17:28

Okay, all right, okay, so she was,

17:31

she worked, she went to New York and she was

17:33

at her job and she got ill and

17:35

then yes,

17:38

yes, yes.

17:40

That's airborne.

17:41

It's stage five now. So

17:44

it was it's look a

17:46

lot of people, a lot of people haven't.

17:48

There can be it can be very serious. You have some people,

17:50

some women have to get hys directomies because.

17:52

It's shouldn't it be

17:54

called the hers directomy? Am I just yes, Queen,

18:00

I feel very thank you, just

18:03

for me. I just think it's so man.

18:05

We've learned anything from her history?

18:07

Yeah, Jim and I

18:09

also believe it should be called that. Super

18:12

Ally. We're both we're both really big

18:14

allies.

18:15

Whatever this is our feminist

18:17

episode.

18:18

Listen, it's time.

18:19

This is our women with a Y episode.

18:25

Rose.

18:26

Okay, so show, so they

18:28

go and she found out

18:30

so she may not be able to have her own kids,

18:33

which is sad. But this I

18:36

do, I mean, but yeah, that's a lot

18:38

to unpack it. But that's

18:40

the thing I'm on. I mean, it feels like a

18:42

lot.

18:43

To women, A

18:45

lot of them have

18:47

a lot of there's

18:49

a lot of stuff going on.

18:51

Yes you should have told that us that the

18:53

first time we did the podcast.

18:55

But yes, right now,

18:57

a lot of people their friendship

19:02

being a realized she was.

19:05

Turned so quickly.

19:06

Yeah, I'm like Lexi's ex boyfriend

19:08

who just left off.

19:10

Surely that must have been other reasons. Also,

19:13

I used to throw plates at him.

19:17

I stole his phone, but it was

19:19

definitely the dmetrio.

19:23

I stole his phone. But

19:26

yeah, it's a lot to say worst case scenario.

19:28

You can also like get eggs and

19:30

like maybe there's.

19:31

Like I'm going on a Lexi's fine,

19:34

you put with A and then.

19:37

But I'm not trying to downplay it. And it sounds

19:39

like hers is very severe, but she still

19:42

sounds like hers was really bad.

19:43

It sounds like also she really wants kids. She probably

19:45

wants to be able to carry.

19:47

Yes, I understand that. I get that it's not gonna be an easy

19:49

ride.

19:49

It's a complicated when you are in this situation,

19:52

like you get your one on one time with the person,

19:54

they feel like they have to unload everything.

19:57

Am I real? Am end of the boat? And

20:00

you do the end of Matria?

20:03

Been under a breath of the end?

20:05

Yeah, also incurable

20:08

aids. Can we get the check? Do we

20:10

have to pay? Even I

20:11

don't and

20:15

I murdered, so we should

20:18

go?

20:18

I feel like, yeah, it

20:20

feels like Timmy, I agree with you, Like does

20:23

he need to know his date one? Because it's also

20:25

not a guarantee that she can't.

20:27

I would.

20:29

His sperm's working.

20:30

He lives, he lives his sister.

20:33

He hasn't gotten a pregnant

20:35

once.

20:36

Yeah.

20:36

No, it's unbelievable, which is against

20:38

Arkansas law.

20:39

I feel I

20:43

feel like, why don't you just go have fun?

20:46

You guys have And then

20:49

seven they.

20:50

Went to a church. The priest talked about family

20:52

and now she's like, I can't have kids, and it's like I

20:54

don't know your last and he lives

20:56

with his there's a lot of complications

20:59

to come after the show.

21:00

Yes, it feels like again

21:03

to me as your dating coach,

21:06

unofficially, just save

21:08

it till date seventy seven

21:11

or nine ten ten, the Double Digital.

21:14

Do you want to have kids with Joey?

21:16

Yeah, that's a that's a really fair pushback

21:18

to.

21:19

Beau used do anything about the bachelors that were eligible

21:22

bachelor's not just good looking bachelor's.

21:24

Yeah, yeah, they were eligible.

21:26

But I'm not saying that women should

21:28

dite me in with money. But am fishing

21:32

is a sixty. Yeah, someone would drive

21:35

a tennis coach in Maloi. Yeah,

21:37

come on, now, come

21:40

on there, come on there.

21:42

He's not even in Malley anymore. He lives at the sister in

21:44

Pennsylvania's living.

21:46

I don't want to get die. It's

21:48

it's yeah.

21:50

I mean Pennsylvania tennis coach does

21:52

have less of a ring though, that's

21:54

like endometriosis of the job.

21:56

Okay,

21:59

okay, So then she feels called

22:02

to be a mother. She's tearing up.

22:04

He does the thumb tier white

22:07

and then so then he looked

22:09

shocked. He's like, well, this is all heavy. It's

22:11

a lot to take in, this is a lot to handle.

22:14

But it doesn't scare me.

22:15

There's a lot so she's not that all.

22:17

Yeah, there's a lot of other ways to create a

22:20

family. There's so much more to Lexi

22:22

than that she's crying. She goes, I

22:24

feel so seen. Everybody's

22:26

feeling seen.

22:28

When you look like Lexi, you've been seen.

22:30

Yeah, yeah,

22:34

yeah, I see you, Alexi?

22:35

Yeah I feel seen? All

22:37

right?

22:37

Any final things before we take a break on

22:40

le Do you think Lexie's gonna win?

22:41

Jim, I

22:43

do you do?

22:45

I think's the front runner or the

22:47

girl with the cocklear implant Daisy

22:51

Daisy.

22:51

I think she's going to be our next bachelorette. I think she's

22:53

going to be number two. And I think she's going to be the Christmas

22:56

Tree Farm Bachelorette.

22:57

Yeah. They bring a whole lot of dayja.

23:00

Okay, any final any

23:03

final thoughts? Garrett? Do you think

23:05

do you think?

23:07

I don't think. I don't think

23:09

she will win?

23:10

Okay, who do you think will win?

23:12

I think it's going to be I

23:14

mean, honestly, Maria, I think has a good shot.

23:17

Wow, sexy

23:19

never wins.

23:20

Never win.

23:22

Can we all just talk about how has just lasted

23:24

so long? Yes, she's she's.

23:26

The one that was kind of a troublemaker.

23:28

On the first calmed

23:30

down,

23:33

she got the first impression.

23:35

She might out with him, and they went said.

23:37

Ki poo, kissy pooh.

23:39

And then I think she was more of a Sydney go because when

23:41

Sydney later on, I don't want to ruin anything.

23:43

But then she seemed a little.

23:44

Bit like, yeah, yeah,

23:47

oh no. I also, i'd say, Kelsey take

23:49

both Kelsey's.

23:50

Yeah, just gonna say, he really likes

23:52

both Kelsey's Like Kelsey

23:55

A keeps surprising.

23:56

Me because I feel like we don't see them talk.

23:57

And then when they like, I

24:00

like you, Yeah, he likes we're.

24:01

So perfect together, and I'm like, we haven't seen you

24:03

speak though. It's very strange.

24:05

KT money Doctor Benene. Any

24:07

final thoughts on Lexi and the date and

24:09

do you think how far do you think she'll go.

24:11

I think she'll make it far. I don't think she'll

24:13

win. They seem to like each other, but

24:15

they seem to not like.

24:18

It.

24:18

Seems like they're both not letting their guards down or something.

24:20

Okay, I think she'll at least get to fantasy sweets.

24:22

Okay, I think he's very attracted to her.

24:24

I still think

24:27

I.

24:29

Think is doable. Okay, we're gonna take a quick break.

24:31

We'll be right back.

24:39

Oh, bone zone.

24:42

Time for the bone zone,

24:51

and we're back.

24:52

It's the group dake guys, and it

24:54

is sausage to the face

24:56

on a carousel with a night with a

24:58

crazy accent.

25:00

That's that's the normal date that I do, but not group.

25:02

Yeah, I

25:06

just don't bite it.

25:08

Yeah, in the face.

25:10

Never a bit of cheese, to be honest.

25:12

That's all. That was completely

25:15

what it was.

25:16

I mean, Gareth, you were saying,

25:18

you feel like they've run out of ideas that.

25:20

This is well, this was just very base.

25:22

They were just really like, let's make it

25:24

look like cocks are hitting him the while.

25:26

What do you think?

25:27

I'm looking forward to the Bachelorette when the old man got

25:29

to be hit by wet socks.

25:32

Step up to the oyster wheel boys,

25:40

shuckle shock.

25:47

All right, fellas, get your tongues out

25:49

there, use

25:52

them up by a

25:57

bunch of guys after doing their confessionals

26:00

cloth. But I

26:03

think he liked what I did at

26:09

the beat, so they have.

26:11

There was the night that Daisy

26:13

gets horny for topless Joey.

26:16

Yeah, I appreciate. Now we were

26:18

disagree. I feel that

26:20

he does not like having his shirt off

26:23

here.

26:23

I feel like he's conned you.

26:24

No, I have not he likes

26:27

he does when he plays tennis.

26:29

He put it back on it.

26:30

But he likes making you think he doesn't

26:32

like it.

26:33

He's the first one that has not done the shower

26:35

scenes.

26:36

Yeah, but the way he was.

26:37

Standing, he was like almost standing like covering.

26:39

His and then he said, and he called himself

26:42

like the pocket sized version. I think he

26:44

feels not as big as charming.

26:47

Question, when are we bringing back his uncle who says

26:49

Joey's a fraud?

26:51

I'm sure.

26:54

Do itself trust

26:59

him now. One

27:01

of the thing he said, he's like.

27:02

Huncle completely boned.

27:04

Head said, because you're dapping, are

27:07

you seeing the real Joey or he's.

27:10

Feeling very fake.

27:11

He's he's pretending when

27:13

you look like that, your shirt comes off.

27:15

And it's like, I think that guys are much more self

27:17

conscious now because the reals and TikTok and ship

27:19

like that.

27:19

I think so too show you guys. But

27:21

the thing is like, he's not like real man.

27:24

He's not super tall, he's not super

27:26

buffy's.

27:27

I think guys feel like they're supposed to be super

27:29

overdeveloped.

27:30

I don't have a good body, don't show it, but

27:33

my hands.

27:34

Yeah, she's got a great pause.

27:37

When it's cold.

27:38

Yeah, Jim's

27:45

blue hands. Jim,

27:49

I don't know.

27:49

Let him see the show. Let him see the show. Yeah,

27:55

he's putting both his hands out.

27:57

Have you had a minute to look at the menu?

28:00

Just shop?

28:04

Yeah, don't about this.

28:05

One has him wedding ring up.

28:13

That get on there? How did that get on

28:15

there? That's funny? Weird

28:19

And so they go and they go. They

28:21

have to then go stare into Joey's

28:24

eyes.

28:25

Weird too.

28:26

And then there was a kid they started kissing Daisy

28:29

kiss. They all just start kissing

28:32

Kelsey kiss. They're just like kissing

28:34

him. And then I'm sure if you went early, you're like, fuck,

28:36

I should have kissed.

28:37

Yeah.

28:38

It just feels like a lot of herbies,

28:40

even though I know they test. It's

28:42

a lot of tongues in a row.

28:44

They don't have it.

28:46

At the end, they did, well, I would be none

28:48

of them have it.

28:49

No one has an

28:52

STD.

28:53

But that's why everyone's

28:55

Yeah, they make

28:58

sure everyone general younger.

29:01

Yeah, yeah, yeah, how we got vaccinate?

29:03

Yeah, they got vaccinated.

29:04

I was one of the first groups to get that's

29:06

what you.

29:08

Don't have.

29:09

It must be nice.

29:12

You're missing out.

29:13

That's sad.

29:14

Why I married someone younger than me, for

29:17

by safety.

29:22

Those older women killing me.

29:27

HP that's how Michael

29:29

Douglas's

29:31

how Michael Douglas.

29:34

They died from h P.

29:37

Malta was

29:43

in Malta.

29:43

I was a car accident, but it was a Persia two

29:45

o six and I'm like, I

29:49

would have rented a day and surely.

29:51

With a suitcase for the cocaine while receiving

29:54

a blow job. Jim Jeffries has left us

29:56

after Paradise for touring.

29:59

Yeah, that'd be me. Yeah, this Zuki's side came

30:01

with no motor hare.

30:03

The corner of Pote has come in pull into

30:05

the head of Nights prevade.

30:08

Jim did have HPV real

30:10

bad too, so

30:13

much of it HP.

30:15

Very funny special

30:18

thank you, Okay, that's that's

30:20

funny. So so then we do

30:23

the autumn is feeling tender,

30:25

she's getting nervous. They have the sausage wheel

30:28

there they get there's a lot.

30:29

Of cheating at the wheel too, a lot of cheating.

30:34

Don't use your hand when you're told you use your

30:36

mouth.

30:37

I'm a big cheater.

30:39

I don't like a cheater.

30:40

I don't like cheating either.

30:41

And they were wet sausages and the

30:43

mountains and they got hit in the face

30:46

and then Autumn gave it her all and she won

30:48

and then she got and then he just took

30:50

her aside and just made out with her over

30:52

the water.

30:53

You get extra time to talk. And then they just talked

30:55

for two seconds.

30:56

I wonder if that's when he fell in love

30:59

with one of them.

31:00

Yeah, might have been into it.

31:03

Yeah, she's competitively.

31:07

I can tell she was there for me.

31:08

Yeah, the sausages at HPV,

31:11

He's like, she really tried and that mattered to me.

31:13

I wasted, But I always think the same as like what Hell's

31:15

kitchen? And Gordon Ramsay's choosing his chift

31:18

for his next restaurant. Yeah, jumping this bowl

31:20

of sludge and getting ingraded

31:23

out from the bottom.

31:25

He's gotta be my next ship.

31:29

You can work in London. That's

31:33

so true.

31:35

So they go to a little after

31:37

party and he's a daisy and

31:39

they want a boy and a girl. It's going

31:41

to be Emily for the girl, and she's

31:43

like Emily, I like Collette we'll call her Coco

31:46

and Ocean and Coco.

31:48

Jesus Christ Ocean.

31:52

Ocean not great.

31:54

You don't want ocean and Coca.

31:56

He sounds like a lot of beverages.

31:57

Yeah, Coco, and

32:00

then he goes, Daisy makes me feel special,

32:02

But at least he didn't feel seen. He

32:05

felt special with Daisy. I think Daisy might

32:07

win. They were naming their kids. They feel

32:09

the most like a couple. But I

32:11

think she's gonna have a heartbroke, and I think she's gonna be number two.

32:13

I think she's gonna be a bachelor.

32:14

Who do you think?

32:15

Think think?

32:16

I think Kelsey A.

32:18

I think the name Coco was extremely easy,

32:20

deliberate, So.

32:22

That's where she's going.

32:24

But Ocean, that's a tough one.

32:28

Coco chular. So

32:30

then Kelsey said, he

32:33

tells Kelsey, I

32:35

look around and I always see, like el

32:38

Kelsey.

32:40

You'd get that discount cross on the Christmas

32:42

tree. So you got to think of that because that comes around every year,

32:44

and it comes around earlier.

32:45

Yes, you get the discount, not.

32:47

Even the discount. I reckon, you just get one. Yeah,

32:50

I reckon the dad would just give you.

32:52

And trees are not cheap.

32:53

I get a real one every year for my party, and

32:55

they are not cheap.

32:56

I got a real, big one this year. It was like a

32:59

lot. It was feet got.

33:01

I got a moa thought, I've gotta go for

33:04

it. The house,

33:07

it was easy when it came in because I had it all getting

33:11

it out.

33:12

It's hard, ruined. Glad

33:15

we sold the house.

33:16

Yeah, I just left it in there.

33:18

I just locked it up, abandoned it. Strange,

33:24

jam.

33:25

Yeah, I have to water my

33:27

house daily.

33:30

Eight hundred dollars.

33:32

That's a lot. They're a lot, Oh

33:36

you do. Yeah, they're hard, they're big to store.

33:39

The fake ones figured out? Okay, great,

33:41

So he said that Kelsey

33:43

a. He was like, I look around, I

33:46

can't stop focusing on you. They

33:48

he likes Kelsey. Yeah, she

33:51

seems actually kind of cool and real.

33:53

I like her.

33:54

I picture because she felt built

33:56

in a lab from the draft

33:58

picks, but she actually feels very Are you real

34:00

to me?

34:00

I think me too.

34:02

I like her. I think she could win.

34:04

We never see her on the show, which means she's normal.

34:06

I was at the comedy

34:09

store last.

34:09

Night, stop bragging, h okay.

34:13

I couldn't approach at Katie Thurston was there. I was

34:15

too nervous.

34:17

Was she doing stand up instead?

34:18

Not in the big room where I was in

34:21

the room.

34:24

She was.

34:25

Did you get starstruck when you saw how

34:28

tall is she? I bet she's little.

34:30

She didn't say

34:32

anything, would be.

34:33

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34:36

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34:46

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34:47

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34:59

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35:02

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35:15

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35:15

Got your day's done. The podcast sometimes they'll

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give me a four to thirty and I'll be like what and then I'm done.

35:19

I'm like, this is just stop shows

35:22

at nine. Yeah. In my in

35:24

my yeah thirties thirty five,

35:27

I changed it to eight.

35:28

Yeah.

35:29

Now now I'm seven.

35:30

Yeah.

35:30

All my fan base is about why kids

35:33

people are coming up.

35:34

Yes, six could work. Six

35:36

could work?

35:39

Should I ask for the nine thirty? We could

35:41

have done nine thirty? But I feel like we

35:44

can also come back because we can

35:46

come home that night, because it's in San Diego.

35:49

We can go out and also all the all

35:51

the like the bros. We can

35:53

go get a drink afterwards with all the bros.

35:56

We got gas slotting district.

35:57

Yeah, district,

36:00

what is the what is the.

36:01

Club that is upstairs there? It's like

36:03

it's like it's in the gas lighting district.

36:05

It's upstairs in a hotel. I

36:08

can't remember I've done that one. And I remember

36:10

walking back to the hotel and just seeing gals

36:13

and little black dresses throwing up into trash cancel

36:15

at the corner.

36:16

It's every corner. Great spot that was

36:20

it was.

36:22

And then I went to the seven eleven like for a snack

36:25

late at night, and the poor gentleman who was

36:27

working at the seven. It

36:29

was literally like a like a bunch of white

36:31

frat dudes just being super racist

36:33

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36:54

April sixth for.

36:57

Such good earring game.

36:58

Yeah, really goes for it.

37:00

I made her. I made him earrings of he and Christina.

37:03

I made shrinky, dank earrings of them, and

37:05

she wore them. Okay, he was sweep, he

37:08

was really sweet. Okay, so here we go.

37:10

So then he's talking like melted plastic on your

37:12

head, that

37:16

shrinky things you put

37:19

the it's smelt toxic.

37:21

It was toxic and the gout as a

37:24

good and now it sucks.

37:25

Yeah, yeah, that's what you better

37:28

watch out. I might make shrinking.

37:29

And then and then I thought, what can we do

37:31

that little spongers you put?

37:35

You made a dinosaur.

37:36

Now want something that's medium sized?

37:38

The guy's just slightly.

37:40

Small, Yeah, the same

37:42

size.

37:44

Wow, my mind is blown.

37:46

Whoa Okay, so he's talking

37:48

to Rachel, who has her glasses on it.

37:51

He pulls out his glasses. That

37:53

was cute, Sure, that was cute. And

37:56

then she says, what do you need for me?

37:58

When you say what do you need for me, it's like you're

38:01

trying to get a connection He's like, basically, could

38:03

you be as hot as like so you know what I mean. It's like

38:05

like if you have to ask that, He's

38:08

like, you know, He's like, I like, it's simple.

38:10

I'm a simple dude. Quality time

38:13

actions. She's like, I like, uh,

38:15

you know, kissing, and it was just like, what are

38:17

your love like? I can't. Meanwhile,

38:20

Jess says, I can feel myself

38:23

fallen for you. It feels so right.

38:28

Yeah, she's she's annoying.

38:29

I feel like she'd be like a total just rolling around.

38:33

She's annoying.

38:35

Yes, and then every time

38:37

she's annoying, and then he I like her, like

38:39

the cam the producers.

38:41

Like she'll be.

38:43

Yea kelsey t.

38:45

He seems to like as you were saying, they

38:48

and then she got the group date ros I

38:51

like her, like, yeah,

38:54

any final thing before we take a break out. That was sort

38:56

of the sausage thing

38:59

was entertaining the guys.

39:00

I did like that. They did like a night evaluation

39:03

after all of this and like we're claiming like

39:05

the reason why you've won, but it's just so stupid.

39:08

Yes, this guy, it was his

39:10

accident was wild and I loved it. I

39:12

loved it. Maltese, right,

39:14

he was Maltese. Yeah, that's

39:17

also where they were at. Captain

39:19

Sandy was there on on below deck

39:22

med they were.

39:23

They were then's here she then likes

39:25

sausage in the face kept

39:28

saying, you liked was it the oyster rock?

39:31

Like the clam wheel spinning?

39:33

What were they spinning the sausages?

39:35

And what was it?

39:35

It felt like all.

39:41

We have an invention called the hills hoist, which

39:43

is a clothes line.

39:45

In you that's what it was.

39:46

Yeah, I think it was a hills hoist, and you

39:49

it's a spinning clothes drying.

39:51

I think that's what.

39:52

I think it was a hills hoist.

39:54

Fun and so we used to play a game called

39:56

Goon of Fortune, was when you're a good

39:59

where you get bladder of of wine and

40:02

you staple it to the You peg

40:04

it to the line, and you all

40:06

your friends stand underneath it. You spin until

40:08

it comes underneath you, and then.

40:10

You, oh, that's fine,

40:12

that is a great country.

40:17

How you doing.

40:17

We had four TV channels, you see that

40:20

is true.

40:20

I like that, very true. I like

40:22

that.

40:24

Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.

40:26

And then we used to slap ourselves in the face with sausages.

40:34

That's your villain, and

40:37

it for the money for their

40:39

grand followers.

40:43

We're back, Okay, here we are.

40:45

This is what we've all been waiting.

40:48

Time on one time to slip into

40:50

something uncomfortable.

40:52

Literally the out I'm

40:54

like, Sydney, you're so unpleasant,

40:56

And Maria is in the sexiest yellow

40:59

brack. She looks so

41:01

hot, and I felt like Sydney

41:03

came out in like cool lott.

41:08

That Maria comes from Canada,

41:10

so she gets very little opportunity to wear

41:12

this.

41:16

The sun comes out, come out.

41:19

I mean, she knows she is

41:22

she is, she's got that Victoria.

41:24

She's good, she's hot, she knows what she's

41:27

doing. Sidney, I don't think knows what she's doing

41:30

Atoria, no, no.

41:32

But it's also like she's just very There

41:34

was no way that women were.

41:35

Going to manipulated.

41:38

She's just yes.

41:40

I think it is marginally.

41:42

Women aren't gonna like her because she's gonna

41:44

just be sexy and that's gonna be a threat

41:47

and she's not gonna hang with the other gals, but she's

41:49

gonna be kind of but she's just gonna out sex

41:51

anybody. And that's gonna be threatened.

41:52

And she's like loud and kind of attracts

41:55

attention, you know, like not in

41:57

like a bad way, but she's just like she's sort of effortless.

42:00

Yes, she is sort of hair

42:02

all the time, and she's.

42:03

Just like what I came

42:05

like this?

42:06

That's why I Also people were mad because she was borrowing curling

42:08

irons at the end, They're like, tell her to stop borrowing

42:10

her curly It's like she didn't even travel with one.

42:13

Like, yes, she is sort of Sydney

42:16

effort.

42:16

Oh my god. So Sydney's in like a little Lord

42:18

Fauntri like all of her twist outfit

42:22

and Maria comes down day. It

42:24

was brutal and then they stick them

42:27

both on this.

42:28

The one crutch look was strange. I don't

42:30

know I did that.

42:33

Helped me.

42:38

I've got the cold cough.

42:40

They put them both on the front

42:42

of this yacht.

42:43

That's the thing as well. Did I choose to sit

42:45

there? I think? No, no, no, next

42:48

to each other in front is going

42:50

to the cavernment.

42:51

Now get

42:53

the cattle prods the girl.

42:56

What if I need to wats go?

42:59

They didn't use the no like, why

43:01

were they on a you get them the

43:04

grotto, but then he arrived.

43:06

Yeah together

43:14

together it was.

43:17

Yeah, it was literally so awkward. And

43:19

then Sydney she goes spending the whole

43:22

day with Maria is like spending it with

43:24

the devil. It's like, oh my god,

43:26

they're going to go explore the Blue Grotto. And

43:28

then this buzzkill is like I'm claustrophobic,

43:31

Like you're

43:34

such a fucking dud, Like just

43:36

get an audavant and go with it, like.

43:38

Just take out of it, just figure it out.

43:41

Just just like, don't something bit me, Joey.

43:43

Don't underestimate being a fun

43:45

hang you know what I mean. Just

43:47

be fun, be a little bit cool. Don't

43:50

underestimate that most people

43:52

aren't fun. If you could just kind of hang.

43:55

Just like it's beautiful.

43:57

It's the ring style theory, right,

43:59

Ringo style war and the best drummer in the world. But if you

44:01

watch that Get Back documentary, that can't

44:03

could hang with anyone anyway.

44:05

Yeah, and

44:07

they love it.

44:08

They all loved it.

44:10

Okay, you're

44:14

right, Yeah, deal

44:16

with all the ego.

44:19

Some comedians have.

44:19

A mad a whole career out of being support acts of people

44:21

and they're not the best comedian in the world.

44:23

But they're easy.

44:24

They eat anywhere you travel,

44:26

you're in the dressing room on the plane.

44:29

Give you.

44:31

Right, that actually makes sense.

44:33

You need to be capable and an easy

44:35

hang. That's the thing. If you're amazing

44:37

and a ship hang the amazing, no

44:40

easy like and.

44:42

A fun hang. If you're actually yeah,

44:44

if you're actually like an additive hang,

44:47

that is that is because

44:50

that's ninety percent of the time, you know, like,

44:52

that's the bulk of it. And to

44:54

be with somebody that's a drip.

44:56

Who like you ever any relationship with the

44:58

sex is amazing.

44:59

But then Brian goes it's

45:01

only ten minutes of the day.

45:05

And the leading up to it, you're like, this could work,

45:07

and then after you're like, I gotta get my stuff. I

45:10

can move it out when she's at her mom's and

45:12

I'll just leave a weird note. Yeah,

45:14

I'll take some shrapnel for a couple of years or whatever.

45:16

It endometrios, Yeah, it's

45:19

me. She'll break up with me.

45:21

I have endometriutress. It's

45:28

all knotted up. Can't you just tied

45:30

your dick in or not look at it? I

45:32

can't live like this. That's

45:36

my special my my Blackout

45:38

Special. It's like, this is horrible.

45:40

I don't know if we started with a title, which was

45:42

a bad idea for that, it

45:46

really should go better.

45:47

So then so then Maria

45:50

is she knows how to do it. She's

45:53

giggling, she's having fun, and.

45:55

Sinney was like this, I don't feel in the mood

45:58

to be having fun.

45:59

Yeah, she

46:01

really helps Maria by being Ria

46:05

knows to.

46:05

Play the part of like, well, I'll just

46:07

treat it like a normal day. She goes, take

46:09

me to Italy and she goes, she starts giggling.

46:12

She goes, take your shirt off like she's

46:14

just she knows.

46:16

Stop it.

46:21

Sounds so bright.

46:22

So then she goes missing her in Canada,

46:25

Sydney goes.

46:27

Sidney goes, I have stomach. Stomach.

46:31

She said, she's gonna slip into something more comfortable. Six

46:33

months ago she hadn't been back.

46:35

Maybe a smaller interact.

46:36

Yeah, your

46:39

coat, I

46:48

bring that house. What

46:52

do they call the the tu

46:55

Yeah, I get.

46:56

Stop at Canada. We're done with you. You

47:01

have a hat. You mean a duke. I'm out of here. I'm

47:03

not going to do this bullshit. It's a hat, you

47:08

okay.

47:08

So then Sydney goes, I

47:10

have stomach issues from her. She's

47:13

just too much.

47:14

I just got dy metri today from

47:18

Maria.

47:19

I'm clustrophobic Maria.

47:21

She's just a bloodsucking vampire.

47:23

I drank ocean water on accident, like

47:26

a ton of it. I'm

47:28

dying today.

47:30

Help I dok ocean water.

47:32

I drink ocean water when you guys are on your little

47:34

date. I'm really

47:36

sick.

47:39

That Sydney goes. Sidney

47:42

goes, well, Joey, this is tough

47:44

for me, and he's like, Sidney, do

47:46

you want to chot? And she goes, I am a wife

47:49

for Joey and he needs to know that

47:51

Maria is not a wife for

47:53

Joey.

47:54

Sure right

47:56

away is not

47:58

great.

47:59

I mean he feels like a

48:01

wife of twenty.

48:04

A soon to be ex wife. That's

48:06

really the vibe. So

48:09

I heard even talking to other women. Yeah, I'm not a

48:11

bachelor. That's interesting.

48:14

She goes, Maria started attacking me

48:17

at the pool party.

48:18

She punched me.

48:19

She told me to shut the fuck up, told

48:21

Lea to shut the fuck up.

48:23

And she goes, she took stabbed Lea.

48:25

Se No, it

48:29

didn't happen.

48:29

That's why her point was so great. Of like, there's

48:32

all these cameras filming. Yeah, surely she

48:34

was just.

48:34

Like joe interrupt, I'm trying to talk to Sidney,

48:37

but she we didn't see her say shut the fuck.

48:39

Honestly, even if she did, who fucking cares?

48:41

Yeah, honestly shut

48:44

the.

48:47

You too,

48:50

like now that thing if you don't recall lead

48:54

Leah was the one talking to Sydney, telling

48:56

Sydney, go tell.

48:58

Joey, maybe you should the fun

49:00

up. Shut the fuck up,

49:02

all right, Laia should

49:05

shut the fuck up, Lias.

49:06

If you don't believe me, you can shut.

49:08

Up, put your

49:10

shirt on and shut the fuck up. Enough

49:15

of your ship change

49:17

in the rhetoric of this show.

49:21

Then, so then she's like, look,

49:23

she started attacking me. She said tattletale. And

49:25

then she's and then and then he's like, she's

49:28

like, you don't want her for a wife, Joey there

49:30

are He's like, well, you know, this

49:33

is making me really confused. It makes me uncomfortable.

49:36

So then he comes and he apologizes to

49:38

Maria. He's like, I'm sorry, I know this is

49:40

not how you want to spend your time. And

49:43

she's she's so smart, she's sort of like

49:45

she's like, fuck this, you

49:48

know, like you know what, I felt

49:50

fucked up in La. This is pissing me off

49:52

to be here. It worries me. He's

49:54

like, well, I need to make sure that you know I'm

49:57

just asking the right questions. She is so much more powerful

49:59

than Joey. Yes, yeah,

50:04

yeah. So then he said,

50:07

I heard that you said to lay or shut the fuck

50:09

up. And he's like, so

50:11

it sounds like you asked her no questions, like you could

50:13

just you just ask her no question, like there

50:16

were cameras and and

50:18

he's like, look, I'm not expecting you all to

50:20

be friends, but like, I just

50:22

don't know this. She goes, well, is this

50:24

something you can look past? And he's like, I honestly don't

50:26

know. So

50:32

then Maria goes, look, I

50:34

feel really shut down. She's a liar.

50:39

She's like, you're telling that I said delay

50:41

to shut the fuck up. You know there are cameras.

50:45

Yeah, she goes, I have no problems with anyone

50:48

else, but you.

50:49

Why are you doing this very

50:51

valid question?

50:53

She goes, look, I can't stick around if Sydney's

50:56

still gonna be here. So and he's

50:58

like, okay, I'm gonna ask when more question

51:00

at dinner. So they go to dinner. Sydney

51:03

Marie's any hot like yes,

51:06

bandage dress yes.

51:07

I also like.

51:08

Before when they made the to sit there, they just put the rose

51:10

in front of them even when he was

51:12

there.

51:13

Just sit and look at the girls.

51:16

Oh he remember where you are?

51:18

Yeah?

51:19

I just a loaded gun.

51:25

It's hard as mine find me Neil

51:27

Lane and I'm gonna get engaged right now.

51:31

I wish you were on the Bachelor.

51:34

Someone stole the why why said

51:36

I'm allowed to be on the Bachelor. She wants to watch.

51:39

Oh my god, I love.

51:41

You guys, you gon one and kids or whatever. She

51:43

goes. I just want to see how you interacted

51:45

that world.

51:46

I want to see Jim Jeffries years

51:49

old. Yeah, I

51:52

think that's Jim Jeffrey. I

51:55

want to.

51:55

I want to. I want to speak to the girl and Sydney's

51:58

the Sydney Sney.

52:02

One of the other men said I'm not

52:04

that old, and

52:07

I felt bullied. He

52:10

was twenty five.

52:14

Not the group date.

52:16

It my hand's not that hand.

52:19

That's a wedding ring on it.

52:20

We're boxing. Are we.

52:25

Hurt?

52:25

They've gotta got my wedding ring on?

52:27

I'm married.

52:30

When I was married. I had a dream

52:33

that I accidentally signed up for The

52:35

Bachelor, and one of the other people

52:37

in the house was like, aren't you married?

52:39

And I said, in my dream, I'm

52:42

not not married.

52:43

Which is like a show that's

52:45

on two b that me and the wife like that. What's called first

52:47

dates and all around the world and it's nice. Everyone's

52:50

on their first date, see their blind

52:52

dates and you feel hidden cameras is.

52:54

Not a Bachelor, uh huh.

52:55

So anyway, so they have another season in Australia.

52:57

The network I work on in Australia Channel seven seven.

53:00

Thanks for the word anyway, So so

53:03

so Channel seven we're having a new season of it and my

53:05

dad. They have young people dating,

53:07

old people dating, gay people dating what you know, everybody's

53:10

dating, right, and it's kind of sweet

53:12

when they get the over eighties because they always have

53:14

that. And then my wife died and

53:17

then it's like they just want to go and so my father

53:19

is that guy, right, And I'm like, he

53:22

doesn't have any dating apps or anything. I go, okay,

53:24

how about how about my dad goes on first

53:26

dates? And

53:29

I spoke to the network.

53:30

Because there's the same producers said, I

53:32

said, would you like.

53:33

He said, I've got a great guy, and also he's my dad,

53:35

so it's kind of a cool story, right,

53:38

And then they went, yeah, we love it.

53:40

Yeah, I bring up me down. I said, Dad, how'd

53:42

you like to go? How do you like the first dates? He goes,

53:44

oh, I watched that show.

53:46

Sometimes it doesen't, but he goes sometimes

53:48

someontimes people come on with friends

53:51

and they double date. He goes, I'll do it

53:53

if your uncle Brian can do it. And

53:57

Brian's ninety two four,

54:00

And I'm like, they look like the two old Cans from the Muppets,

54:04

And so I rang up, and Uncle

54:06

Brian rang that.

54:07

He agreed to it as well.

54:08

And I rang the producers and I go, I got, I

54:10

got it, I got I've got two great guys for you. Wow,

54:13

my dad and my uncle Brian are ready to do the

54:15

show. They're in right, this

54:18

is fantastic. They go, well, as long as neither

54:20

of them are married, we might have a problem. I went, fuck,

54:22

uncle Brian's married.

54:26

No, I'd forgotten.

54:30

Brian's ankle too.

54:32

I mean.

54:36

Uncle Brian has been married three times,

54:38

each time for twenty years.

54:46

Keible, your dad do it without uncle Brian no,

54:48

you know it's off.

54:49

It's off. Well,

54:52

she could die anything, I could.

54:55

Enter towards that.

54:57

Eight years left.

54:58

Yeah, yeah, all right, here

55:01

we are only because you have a heart out. I'm

55:03

gonna keep going, Oh

55:06

good, okay, good, I'll say so. Then

55:08

he's like, I have one question, Sydney.

55:12

I'm curious. Do you think you could

55:14

be a potential future wife

55:16

with us?

55:16

Shut up?

55:18

My god?

55:18

And then

55:22

Maria asked. She's like, yeah, at first I could,

55:25

but now I need clarity.

55:26

You know.

55:27

Maybe I like that Maria has

55:29

power.

55:29

She's doing well.

55:30

She knows how to do a little nagging, like

55:32

she knows how to be like, yeah, I may, I

55:35

might stay, but like, I gotta learn a little more.

55:37

I've got I reject the rest.

55:38

Yes, and he goes, Sydney,

55:43

Sydney, yeah, I

55:48

cannot give you this rose. And

55:50

then he's like she just freezed. She's like, I do

55:53

not think he knows the real hers. She sucks,

55:55

she sucks, and then.

56:00

It makes up stuff that didn't happen.

56:02

So then Maria goes, oh

56:04

my god, are you even being real? I'm freaking

56:07

out. And then you bring out a singer.

56:10

Maria, did you have another

56:13

song in the back pocket for.

56:16

A different artist, just.

56:19

Like the song on Love l I, but with the wood Sydney.

56:21

Yeah, I love

56:23

Sydney. We're

56:25

probably not gonna need you.

56:29

The suitcase pa come to mold.

56:33

With sausages.

56:36

She's making it up.

56:37

There was no I mean, this felt like

56:39

a very we haven't had a I

56:41

sort of missed the two on ones where people will

56:43

get like they would be left. They would be left

56:46

on the island and the helicopter would like

56:48

the couple would leave in a helicopter and the first

56:50

it would be abandoned by like the blowhole

56:53

pushed into a guy. So you get pushing. Remember

56:55

when that Olivia was left by that

56:57

blow in the Island of Pigs and.

56:59

There was I think, actually, I say they just left

57:01

someone badland. I think

57:03

she was.

57:06

Come back and get Yeah, I think she got

57:09

ditched. The suitcase p a went and took

57:11

Sydney's bag, which was much smaller than Maria's

57:13

bag.

57:13

Yeah, Maria was skipy.

57:17

Well, Sydney carries a lot of her baggage on persons.

57:23

Maria does have a lot of wardrobe charge.

57:28

You need to deliver into something more comfortable again time.

57:32

So then we have for old seasons.

57:36

It it depends where you're going. Like they'll tell you if you need

57:38

cold weather, if you make it final,

57:41

like we're.

57:42

Going to the Alps. What I've

57:45

got?

57:47

Apparently, like when they went to like Lapland,

57:49

remember when he did Wapland Strip

57:51

Club. They

57:54

they that's where Raven allegedly lost

57:56

her virginity.

57:57

She had organs something like that.

58:00

They gave them the coats and the hats like.

58:03

Hiking boots or like hats or like snow shoes,

58:05

looking.

58:05

Them all like the same pomp pom hat. So

58:08

then so then Leah

58:11

starts tearing up when they pull the suitcase

58:14

because okay, so Leah

58:16

turns out Leah fucking song.

58:18

Yeah she's too immature.

58:20

Everything she did just like screamed.

58:22

Like she's very pretty,

58:24

but.

58:25

Yeah she

58:27

said perspective eyed.

58:29

Okay, she goes from

58:31

Hawaii.

58:32

I always think of the Bachelor. I just be like, who

58:34

leaves up the ride for me and

58:37

win.

58:44

And all this?

58:46

He goes.

58:48

My wife gave me a second d because she lived

58:50

half them all away from That's great,

58:54

guys, I gave you a second one because you just stopped the.

58:56

Right good good, that's

58:59

good.

59:00

That matters.

59:01

Yeah, traficus, somebody

59:04

in like Marina del.

59:07

I can only get married to someone in the valley.

59:08

That's it.

59:10

I have limitation.

59:13

So he goes to Jen, who he went surfing

59:15

with last week, who's real, real cute.

59:18

They go and they put their feet in the Pooey's very

59:20

self conscious about his feet.

59:22

He's doing it again. He's doing the same thing.

59:24

You don't buy it.

59:25

No's what a hot guy.

59:27

Place tennis a lot. His feet are probably kind.

59:29

Of yeah, but it's like yeah, but it's like a real

59:31

like I have a lot of downside. I'm

59:33

really complicated. Look at that toe, you

59:36

know. I hate with my shirts up and only like six

59:41

She said this, Oh no, my dick's huge.

59:43

Put it away.

59:45

Forever.

59:46

I didn't want to know that.

59:51

I keep coming left. You do, just

59:54

letting my dirty laundry out there. It's

59:58

terrible, sting. She has me on the shoulder

1:00:00

and says, give it a break.

1:00:03

So she says,

1:00:06

I wanted to take you back to the water and let

1:00:08

you know how safe and valued I felt.

1:00:10

This safety, this scene, everybody's

1:00:13

feeling safe and seen and valued.

1:00:16

I can't. I can't.

1:00:18

It's a twenty fine.

1:00:20

I just cannot that I feel

1:00:22

unsane, but no one.

1:00:26

Something.

1:00:28

Meanwhile, funky Cole Medina,

1:00:32

my fucking Cole Medina gets

1:00:34

Leah. She she starts

1:00:37

to be nice to Maria.

1:00:38

Appears she's enjoying herself, which is a red flash.

1:00:40

Yeah, Medina, who has sort of resting

1:00:43

bitch face, starts to warm

1:00:45

up and she asks that she's nice to Maria, and

1:00:48

then people are like, I lea

1:00:50

le oh. Yeah, Leah is like pissed off, and

1:00:54

somebody says to him, I have a hard time

1:00:56

trusting because in high school my parents got divorced.

1:00:58

Oh this was Medina. I was really

1:01:00

closed off. My parents got divorced,

1:01:03

and I felt like I was so fucked

1:01:05

up for love. I have a hard time opening up.

1:01:08

But it's just like this been

1:01:11

a thing from a Bachelor, the

1:01:13

first episode that people like. My

1:01:16

last relationship was really

1:01:19

Yeah that's.

1:01:19

What you broke up.

1:01:20

Yeah that's all regular ship, you

1:01:23

didn't work up.

1:01:24

Yeah.

1:01:24

Yeah, you're on a reality

1:01:27

show.

1:01:27

Yeah that's exactly hate falling

1:01:29

for a rose.

1:01:30

We know you're in a damaged.

1:01:31

Spot, you're in a hot person.

1:01:33

I also, I lost myself in that relationship.

1:01:37

I found it hard to know who I was anymore.

1:01:39

You didn't feel seen.

1:01:40

I couldn't snip in anything more comfortable for almost

1:01:42

a year, so hard.

1:01:45

I didn't feel seen at all.

1:01:46

If my therapist was

1:01:48

on the show, I would be like, I'm finding

1:01:51

someone new. Is yeah,

1:01:57

I would be like, yeah, like

1:02:00

so I just have.

1:02:02

So they did the trust fall and it was like two inches

1:02:05

of falling backward. That was the that was

1:02:07

the most the shortest

1:02:10

trustfall. And he's like, I fell,

1:02:12

I trust you. Oh my god, I broke through my

1:02:14

walls. Meanwhile, Maria

1:02:17

is like tea bagging grapes in the middle

1:02:19

of the livery. She doesn't know how to provoke the guests.

1:02:21

I say, she's loud and like kind of funny and

1:02:23

like she's just yeah

1:02:26

and so like I think she's like literally

1:02:28

like like just deep throating a

1:02:31

thing of grapes and the

1:02:33

women.

1:02:34

The next place we go to is Sydney, and

1:02:41

then and then Leah is.

1:02:43

Like approaches me and she's like, can I talk to you

1:02:45

for a second. It's clear Leah Leyah,

1:02:48

Leiah approaches me. I can't remember. She's like,

1:02:52

she goes, I want to clear the air. I'm

1:02:55

just I'm like having a hard time. It just feels

1:02:58

like, you know, feel confusing

1:03:00

to me that you're being nice to Maria. Your narrative

1:03:03

is just changing. She's

1:03:06

like, well, guess what you don't have to understand. I actually

1:03:08

feel like Medina handle it.

1:03:10

She's thirty one, yeahya is twenty

1:03:12

three, and this is like such a mean girl vibe

1:03:15

from high school of like you are not with

1:03:17

the click you did not write I hate

1:03:19

yes on your hand.

1:03:22

But do we see any footage of Medina asking Sydney.

1:03:25

No, no, no no, Like I was just like

1:03:27

I felt bad for Medina because I was like, she was

1:03:29

just like please go away, like what.

1:03:31

She was like, and she didn't engage when I was impressed.

1:03:34

Yeah, and she didn't engage last week when Joey

1:03:36

was trying to get her to name name.

1:03:37

She just keeps being put in the middle of I mean, she's

1:03:39

a drag happen.

1:03:40

She's not fun, but she doesn't get

1:03:42

stocked dead.

1:03:43

Yeah, she's thirty one, She's gonna be dead.

1:03:45

She's gonna be dead.

1:03:46

Meanwhile, you

1:03:50

have made a grave error.

1:03:54

Yeah, you have made it.

1:03:56

What would have made a better things?

1:04:00

Gross?

1:04:00

Would I would have hung her if?

1:04:02

Yeah?

1:04:03

Yeah?

1:04:05

But the whole it's wild at thirty one

1:04:07

that she said, it's very challenging.

1:04:09

He don't understand my hip clicks. Yeah,

1:04:16

if there's a thunderstorm, my bones can tell.

1:04:18

Now true.

1:04:23

Kelsey has gets postcards everywhere

1:04:25

she goes, and she made one and she's like, this is

1:04:27

us.

1:04:29

I know, she says, and I wasn't able to get one here

1:04:31

because they don't let us out.

1:04:32

Yeah.

1:04:33

Help, she's cute.

1:04:35

It's Sydney.

1:04:38

Uh.

1:04:38

And it was like, so Medina said,

1:04:40

agree to disagree. She's like, I hold

1:04:43

my friend's close and my enemy's closer. It was just

1:04:45

like so then she's like, you know what, you guys are

1:04:47

just puppets and you're just you handle it different

1:04:49

than I would. And then Leah said, well,

1:04:51

it's hard to perspectivize in this situation.

1:04:54

I was gentle about it.

1:04:55

Boom, best way to

1:04:57

win an argument.

1:04:58

Take couple word factimized Jim.

1:05:01

Yes, yes, I want to invest.

1:05:05

Sus perspectimized.

1:05:10

It was great.

1:05:10

That was wild. I

1:05:13

was so gentle about it, and Maria

1:05:15

just wanted to use all of our curling irons. Yeah,

1:05:20

and then Maria goes, so then this is

1:05:22

then they so then funky Medina goes

1:05:24

and tells Maria.

1:05:25

Well, Maria approaches her because she was she hang

1:05:29

out, yeah, and so.

1:05:30

She's like, look, people are mad that I was nice to you. And then

1:05:32

and then Maria is off.

1:05:34

I would self elimited if I was Maria.

1:05:35

She was like this, why am I still hated?

1:05:37

Here? She in paradise bitches,

1:05:41

because there's no why Maria is.

1:05:42

Not getting She in her underwear.

1:05:45

Then I slipped in the last thing, very comfortable.

1:05:48

She's gonna self eliminade.

1:05:49

I think you do?

1:05:50

Oh, I think she should. I bet tonight.

1:05:52

I think she should because like that.

1:05:54

Because when he watches it back, yeah,

1:05:57

yeah, women till she's got to be great on the women.

1:06:01

Oh my god, it's gonna be good.

1:06:03

I'm gonna slip into something comfortable to

1:06:05

watch that. I'll

1:06:08

be in a snooky the.

1:06:15

Little short gonna

1:06:18

wear snooky.

1:06:19

Yeah, I've

1:06:24

had snooky made to the next

1:06:27

podcast. Fight Tannel around the brim on board.

1:06:30

You smell a Regan.

1:06:33

He's assassinator, like it's like

1:06:35

a British. We should see if we can

1:06:37

go to the finale. You couldn't go to the after the final ros

1:06:40

with me.

1:06:40

We should go. I'm here.

1:06:42

It's not as long as everybody says, because it's.

1:06:44

Live, I don't move

1:06:47

anyway.

1:06:47

Yeah, what do you think

1:06:49

guy doing home?

1:06:51

What about if you guys went to the women Tell?

1:06:53

What would you rather go to women

1:06:55

tell?

1:06:55

Little?

1:06:56

I think women Tell would actually be the best I'll

1:06:59

take.

1:07:00

Get your signs, Get your signs ready, Jim,

1:07:02

you got to make a sign Maria.

1:07:10

Oh Maria, Maria,

1:07:17

that says r I p Sydney really

1:07:20

old as you're

1:07:23

wife sitting next to.

1:07:37

Marie's crying, She goes, why am I so hated here?

1:07:40

Medina goes, I don't hate you. Maria starts crying.

1:07:42

She's like, I am over this. Leah's like, Leah

1:07:45

is glad Maria is crying. Such

1:07:48

a mean girl, she's such a funny calls

1:07:51

or a cry baby. Leah says,

1:07:53

this is a great opportunity to

1:07:55

sparkle and stand in my truth. And

1:07:59

and then she's like a lot of us were shocked. And

1:08:01

then Maria goes, funk this. I am

1:08:03

out of here.

1:08:04

I want to go.

1:08:05

I do not want to live like this.

1:08:07

And uh and she should leave, should

1:08:10

that she should call them?

1:08:12

There we go.

1:08:14

She needs a few people to stick up for Yes, she does,

1:08:16

I be punching people.

1:08:17

I think you know, we didn't hear

1:08:19

from the truth teller. Uh Duena

1:08:22

is the truth bomb?

1:08:25

Okay, So women till old, do we think

1:08:27

anyone apologizes to Maria in hands?

1:08:31

They never apologize.

1:08:33

I think something and thought.

1:08:36

I think I think the people sticking up.

1:08:38

For like Sydney and Label not because

1:08:41

they are like delusional.

1:08:43

And think that there's a lot of things you didn't

1:08:45

see.

1:08:45

That the cameras didn't see. They were

1:08:48

looking for new SD cards when

1:08:50

this was happening.

1:08:51

If any of this was filmed, we would see

1:08:53

it.

1:08:53

Of course we was no, but the camera guys

1:08:55

die.

1:08:57

I had to edit.

1:09:00

Out so we can put in that scene that will

1:09:02

really help the story, or another thirty

1:09:04

five seconds of sausage slabs.

1:09:06

Well, here's the thing. If Leah had just kept her stupid

1:09:08

date card, like where was that energy, like

1:09:10

the mean girl energy when you got that date card,

1:09:12

all of a sudden you're like evil, like what is this turn?

1:09:15

No, she's like I mean like she's really just

1:09:17

acting.

1:09:17

Like I think I think

1:09:19

that cards coming back in some way.

1:09:21

I hope.

1:09:24

I think it will be like an old part treasure.

1:09:26

Which you

1:09:31

are trying to fight the Rose.

1:09:33

Yeah, nobody Sidney.

1:09:34

Just wait, maybe Leah got

1:09:36

the first impression Rose. She did

1:09:39

was zz Yeah it wasn't.

1:09:43

Yeah, she was the first kiss.

1:09:44

I want to correct. It's your podcast.

1:09:46

No, no, you're right, you're right.

1:09:48

Two things worked against me. I

1:09:51

didn't want to be rude and I had no idea.

1:09:56

I do it all please together. We've done so much.

1:09:59

Oh yeah, and then we done Bachelor Australia.

1:10:01

But you still have such you know,

1:10:03

so like there's so many things.

1:10:05

It leaves my head the second.

1:10:06

But I forget I'm actually

1:10:08

Australia. I'm up for hosting that.

1:10:11

No, I'm not

1:10:13

up for it. I'm just up for it. Any

1:10:18

Australian actually network people want

1:10:20

to reach out. I've

1:10:23

campaigned on this one. I really want to be a

1:10:25

bartender.

1:10:26

That's what I really

1:10:29

need.

1:10:29

I keep on promoting Wells's pizza shows

1:10:31

so that takes off.

1:10:32

So we might.

1:10:34

I want to go with you.

1:10:35

I want to be up.

1:10:39

To just be like planning a glass. It's

1:10:41

all.

1:10:44

We would have a good time. We are both good

1:10:46

hangs. We would have a great time. Leader

1:10:49

for a month, we would have a great

1:10:51

time.

1:10:51

I'll tell you that. What actually double in

1:10:53

the thing where you can gossip

1:10:55

about.

1:10:56

That's great.

1:10:57

I think that is good telling you.

1:10:58

We would have a good time.

1:11:00

Just tastes like ship stop.

1:11:01

We should we should approach them

1:11:04

something.

1:11:04

This isn't a mohido hold on, yeah, who

1:11:06

cares well for

1:11:09

them to be like we can hear you.

1:11:15

So he's gonna get fingered over there.

1:11:19

I gotta get fingered by yourself.

1:11:24

And then blame Maria for being good.

1:11:29

I heard my hanger, Maria,

1:11:31

Maria.

1:11:32

Now I want you guys to think who is going

1:11:35

to be in order? And normally I don't do the

1:11:37

reviews on air, but there's a bunch about you, Gareth,

1:11:39

and I'm going to read a couple right now, and you guys need

1:11:41

to leave reviews for Jim Jeffries right now.

1:11:44

First of all, it's his birthday forty

1:11:46

seven years old.

1:11:47

Yeah, I know, Yeah, he talks

1:11:49

too much. Yeah,

1:11:52

very hurtful.

1:11:53

No, there's always some bad ones. That's

1:11:56

where I got called fat Aaron Paul the good

1:11:58

with the bad.

1:12:01

Guys.

1:12:02

All right, here's five five stars, five

1:12:04

stars and Jared Jared Forever,

1:12:07

Jerry Trainer and Garres Reynold should be a package

1:12:09

deal from now on. Because this was the funny because

1:12:13

this is the funniest episode of the show.

1:12:20

That's

1:12:24

amazing.

1:12:26

This is the funniest episode of the podcast I've ever

1:12:28

listened to. Top tier ten out of ten recommend

1:12:31

here's another one, Sawdust Underpants five

1:12:33

stars. I've been listening to this pod for years

1:12:36

and I look forward to every single lee we go by. I

1:12:38

have to say the latest episode is by far my

1:12:40

favorite. Gareth, Jerry and a doctor

1:12:42

Katie Money are all winning. Actually, all the comedians,

1:12:45

the Joiner hilarious things for the laughs.

1:12:47

Here we go.

1:12:48

Here's another one. Last episode is absolute

1:12:50

best. The Sawdust Underpants overboard we allly do sisters

1:12:53

had me laughing so hard I cried on my commute to work.

1:12:55

There you go.

1:12:56

But now Jimny did more than Jerry

1:12:58

does. Jerry, Well,

1:13:04

are you guys ready to start riding.

1:13:05

At the Bachelor? That may and should be the bottom.

1:13:08

Oh yeah, yeah we start. If

1:13:10

you start doing that, yeah, you get

1:13:12

a bit of momentum.

1:13:15

And that's the perfect that would really be. That

1:13:17

could definitely work because they have the guest host anyway

1:13:19

or a guest house this show.

1:13:22

We still keep Wells on as a white rose.

1:13:24

Yeah, you can get ice every now and then.

1:13:28

Yeah, you can work in the cellar. Assume

1:13:30

that bar has a you gotta be a cake

1:13:32

dump of operation and go

1:13:35

on.

1:13:35

We could even go on for an episode and be like

1:13:37

the people operating like this, like the sausage

1:13:39

wheel.

1:13:40

Yeah, you can run a date, you can run I

1:13:42

operate the sausage wheel at home a lot.

1:13:45

Yeah, we could do one of those ones. But you gotta

1:13:47

you gotta do standing up girls.

1:13:49

Yeah, yes, that's great.

1:13:52

Is a really good premise.

1:13:53

And they always bringing like I'm sure, bring

1:13:57

on me.

1:13:57

Yeah, the misogynist, brutally

1:14:00

honest again terrible. You guys

1:14:02

aren't very good at this.

1:14:05

We're gonna take a quick break and we'll.

1:14:06

Be right back, which I assume

1:14:08

is nothing.

1:14:14

Oh my god, they

1:14:17

did.

1:14:19

No they did not, Oh.

1:14:24

Yes they did, and

1:14:29

we're back all right. So you guys, are you ready

1:14:31

to do a two of the week to get to get to

1:14:34

win sleep sleep Crown? Did

1:14:36

you get your your wife is still your sleep Crown?

1:14:40

I use it every night. I now have I

1:14:43

have my regular one and my travel one.

1:14:45

I have to refill my.

1:14:46

Travel Yeah, I need another sleep

1:14:48

CROWND refill it.

1:14:50

She sent me. Julie, our angel

1:14:52

yeah, she sent me, she said feeling.

1:14:55

Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know how to open it

1:14:57

up.

1:14:57

I'm nervous. You can open it. It's it's

1:15:00

yeah, there's a double zipper. There's a the sleep

1:15:02

Crowd in the second.

1:15:03

Okay, all right, all right, I'll

1:15:06

just.

1:15:06

I want more, but you get more filling.

1:15:08

That like, send me a package of filling,

1:15:11

Slip it into myket well comfortable.

1:15:14

We'll be right there now.

1:15:17

Did I love Which one do you like

1:15:20

better? The full size or the or the travel?

1:15:22

I like the full size better and I

1:15:24

also like when I get home, like, oh yeah, it's back.

1:15:26

But I love the travel and there's the best.

1:15:28

I travel with it like it's like my baby, like

1:15:31

my baby.

1:15:32

I love. I love them too. I

1:15:34

love nose Gap Technology.

1:15:36

Technology, Dream Portal, Dream Portal. Okay,

1:15:38

are you guys ready to And if you want your own sleep

1:15:40

Crown, go to sleep Crowd one. You should buy one

1:15:43

sleep Crown dot com backslash w y a

1:15:45

t R and the code

1:15:47

is XO XO.

1:15:50

They're the best. She's the best too.

1:15:51

She's the best. She's a blast.

1:15:54

And don't forget she better message

1:15:56

man, because she always sends me a little Hello, she's

1:15:58

the best.

1:15:59

No, No, it's it's like very

1:16:01

soothing and comforting. Yes, okay, Lauren

1:16:04

je Johnson at Words by l I j.

1:16:07

Uh.

1:16:08

Can we implement a new timeout system? Three

1:16:10

counts of acting a fool and you have to go to video

1:16:13

village and watch your worst scenes right after

1:16:15

they happen.

1:16:15

That's great, that's pretty good. That

1:16:18

would be pretty good.

1:16:19

That's pretty good.

1:16:20

That's the dream that I really wish

1:16:22

they would play a goddamn clip for this idiot.

1:16:25

Yes, yes, yes, here

1:16:27

for the right reasons. At for the right reasons.

1:16:29

I'm so scared that Joey won't like me after

1:16:32

I share my trauma on our first date. Then

1:16:34

act like the rest of us and don't do that.

1:16:37

Yeah, yes, Anna

1:16:40

Banana at Lillpool.

1:16:43

This is strange.

1:16:45

I want to sleep.

1:16:48

I needed Sydney to be on the sausage

1:16:50

date so that we can hear her whine about being

1:16:52

bullied by Dick.

1:16:53

Oh that's great.

1:16:55

She probably would have been like I was assaulted.

1:16:58

Okay, here's here for the right reasons, for the right

1:17:01

reasons. If I was sitting silently

1:17:03

on a boat with Sydney, I would have totally

1:17:05

farted like as a dominant technique.

1:17:14

This is a call back to Claire season.

1:17:17

Okay, put on your Claire hat. This

1:17:20

is from Laurent J. Johnson. How can

1:17:23

look Joey dress like this knowing full

1:17:25

well Joseph has children at home

1:17:27

and it says shirtless Joey.

1:17:29

Can we just say shout out to my friend Patty

1:17:31

who just bought a bike from Yoseph. Yes, okay,

1:17:34

just actually ran into this man and was like, you know, I

1:17:37

was on the right, I think immediately.

1:17:40

Yeah, So anyway, how much is the bike?

1:17:42

Okay, Okay, here we go, I

1:17:45

have four more. Tracy Williams

1:17:47

at Post of the Week. Sydney is

1:17:50

the least Rhode Island yet

1:17:52

most Newport person I could

1:17:54

possibly imagine. That is

1:17:57

so spot on because Rhode Island.

1:17:59

You could remember when we went to Newport,

1:18:01

Sowter's weird.

1:18:03

Rhode Island is fucking cool.

1:18:04

I spent a night in Newport.

1:18:06

It's guys that we're driving gloves and driving loafers.

1:18:09

Yes, okay, okay,

1:18:13

this is what you shot, what you get. The

1:18:15

Bachelor built a heck of a lot of drama

1:18:17

out of one woman saying another woman isn't

1:18:20

old. Yeah, it's true. Okay,

1:18:23

here's another, Okay, two more here for the right reasons.

1:18:25

The opera singer who prepared Ave Sydney

1:18:28

was disappointed to lose our screen time. And

1:18:34

this is lous sass. That's sir weirdel tone

1:18:37

Loake. She's thirty one, she's

1:18:39

funky old media. Wow, all

1:18:42

right, I think I like farted

1:18:44

and Sydney.

1:18:46

I'm good with that.

1:18:48

Okay, all right, Okay, here we go. These are

1:18:50

both from the same person, so

1:18:52

they're gonna win. Here for the right reason, this

1:18:55

is just like

1:18:57

that which we like better. If

1:18:59

I sitting silently on a boat with Sydney,

1:19:02

I would have totally farted, like as a

1:19:04

dominance technique. Or

1:19:06

the opera singer who prepared Ave Sidney

1:19:09

was disappointed to lose her screen time

1:19:11

Ave Sydney or a.

1:19:12

Fart Sidney because the thing

1:19:14

it's not gonna cause that much damage.

1:19:16

If you're in the cabin, I'll see what you're doing.

1:19:19

Yes, okay, great, it might be hard

1:19:21

to hear Itay Sydney, or fart

1:19:23

dominance, I'll go.

1:19:25

I will go with fart

1:19:27

dominance, just because fart dominance.

1:19:30

Yes, okay, Doctor Banana, Ave

1:19:32

Sydney are Far dominance to go fart, dominance,

1:19:35

fart absolutely.

1:19:35

Oh my god.

1:19:36

All right, Far Dominance. You were the winner here

1:19:38

for the right reasons. With

1:19:41

Sydney, I would have totally farted. Like as a dominance

1:19:43

technique.

1:19:43

A strong way to win is to write fart in your

1:19:46

tweet.

1:19:46

Yett, Yeah, dominant

1:19:49

weaponized.

1:19:50

Hear that, Biden and Trump.

1:19:53

That's why I farted. Guy farted

1:19:59

louder than I. I

1:20:02

am a funk. It

1:20:05

was wet, it was loud, It was wet, it was loud.

1:20:07

It was Don Junior.

1:20:12

Happy birthday, Joy, another

1:20:15

year around the sun. I'm

1:20:18

glad that.

1:20:18

I'm glad that Malta was wrong.

1:20:20

And here you are, Jackson, my birthday today.

1:20:23

What I'm saying tomorrow Yeah,

1:20:26

coming out. Yeah,

1:20:30

and this will drop, This will drop on your birthday.

1:20:33

I'm like twenty seven in Australia.

1:20:35

Yeah, that's true.

1:20:39

In Malta through where

1:20:42

Jim's worked it out.

1:20:43

Jims worked it out in his mind.

1:20:44

Palace Y, we love you so much.

1:20:46

Thank you for coming to play.

1:20:47

Would your wife let you go on Golden Bachelorette?

1:20:51

Mix it up with the older lady.

1:20:53

I'm gonna talk quickly about the Golden massage. Yeah, okay, because

1:20:55

they bring up those brassy women. I think that's

1:20:57

the right time.

1:20:58

Asking there are a lot of fun Okay.

1:21:00

When I was a kid, we had antac Ding

1:21:02

Australia, which was Memorial Day where all the soldiers

1:21:04

came out so much, right, And when

1:21:07

I was a kid, there used to be forty people from the First

1:21:09

World War and we used to watch them, and then next.

1:21:11

Year it was thirty and then by

1:21:14

the time I was twenty there was one bloke.

1:21:18

And he was going first.

1:21:19

Yeah, and he was just a caterer.

1:21:27

Are we going to bring out the Golden Bachelor ladies each

1:21:29

time? Because that those four ladies are the fun ones?

1:21:33

Okay?

1:21:33

With the Golden Bachelor, how many in Memoriam

1:21:35

episodes are we going to have?

1:21:41

This episode is a memory of

1:21:45

It's going to start happening as we go along.

1:21:47

We have to stars to be like the Oscars every episode.

1:21:50

I'm looking forward

1:21:52

to Jerry Gary being

1:21:54

single again.

1:21:57

If he loses another one, we just bring him back.

1:21:59

He was right now.

1:22:01

They did announce they're doing Golden Bats

1:22:04

the fall.

1:22:04

Get Ready, get ready, Holy shit.

1:22:08

I've gone Golden Batch.

1:22:09

Right.

1:22:10

There's a rumor that they are I'm telling I'm.

1:22:11

Telling them that I'm twenty years older, and the neighbone will be

1:22:13

so impressed with how good.

1:22:14

Old, what's your secret?

1:22:16

I like driving gloves,

1:22:19

Driving gloves. There's a uh, there's

1:22:21

there's a when.

1:22:22

You put your hand on my shoulder and I

1:22:24

really broken. Oh yeah,

1:22:27

it really felt good.

1:22:29

You put your hand out. Okay,

1:22:35

I'm osteoporatic. Don't touch me.

1:22:37

You're in your asto.

1:22:39

Every Golden Batch episode like this. I don't want

1:22:41

this to ruin relationship, but I can't have children.

1:22:48

I haven't something heavy to tell you.

1:22:50

Since I'm seventy eight. Womb

1:22:53

wise, I'm barren. I

1:22:57

have a confession.

1:22:58

I have a confession alive. Dave

1:23:00

approached Susan Lucci to maybe

1:23:02

me back to what.

1:23:06

I don't know if that.

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Caro Karen tell Karen

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McCalla. She said the lake A legislations

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Was happening. Have

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you ever seen She's gorgeous yelling

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at me.

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I want Susan and sums children.

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I can't.

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In Malta.

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It was in Malta.

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That's he was in the car. My mom

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was his company, like

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what there's zero company.

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Was just going lovely an efty apartment. Do

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not knock on our door. I'm

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waiting over for.

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Susan and Summers. Who was the other one? There was the

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other blonde goal?

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I remember?

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Okay, I only watched a Susan.

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That's Heather.

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Table.

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What would you like to promote?

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Jim My

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me on Instagram and I'm

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about to announce an Australian tour. So I

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for Australian people are listening.

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I'm not meant to announce it yet. Bertie, I'm

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coming.

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Yeah.

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We love you so much that we missed you because you were

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on a world tour last season.

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For my birthday, I decided to have a murder mystery

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night. Garden's coming as on

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the PRA.

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From Apple.

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coming in character.

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Iye patch an I patch. It's

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set in London in the nineteen sixties.

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I think it was the future.

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Bring an iPad, freing an iPad?

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What would you like to promote?

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Garrett Well, listen, We're here to help my

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be all over from Las Vegas to New Orleans

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doing stand up and then the Midwest after that

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in April and listen to the Dog.

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I'm gonna be on one of your podcasts and

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then and then don't forget come to San

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Diego. Let's sell this fucking

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thing out Rodego.

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It's a two o'clock on a Saturday at mic Drop

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Comedy, so you can come in, you can go home

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like you can meet all the bros. We gotta

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get Katie Thurston. We gotta

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get Aaron and James. Yeah, we gotta

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get.

1:25:38

We gotta ask should I introduce Aaron uh

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myself to Aaron in my Aaron costume?

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him.

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guy.

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gospel.

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We're gonna ask, uh, We're gonna ask Braden and

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Chris see, I know they're in Nashville, but

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maybe they will come out. Like we're gonna get all.

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I'm gonna Hillary Clinton

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jacket good.

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like a little horse.

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and and doctor Banana and I are breaking down

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Southern Charm, winter House everything on

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what would you like to say?

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Kati as always, please adopt or

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foster and inn from your local shelter. We are actually

1:26:31

looking into getting the second dog, so I've I

1:26:33

went to the North Central Animal Shelter the

1:26:36

other week. There are so many amazing

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animals there. We also went to an adoption event for

1:26:40

foster for life and for a purposeful

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rescue Like for reals, there are amazing

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dogs. Please help out for if

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you can. There's like these animals

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are desperate for adoption.

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The ones that win the puppy ball.

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Guess why, you.

1:26:57

Guys will be back tomorrow because it's a

1:26:59

double app so so we loah,

1:27:02

let's see what. Maybe Maria will eliminate herself

1:27:04

tonight. I that'd be exciting.

1:27:06

I kind of hope she does for her own sake, Just for her own sake. I

1:27:08

think it's a power move and she should. Yeah, because

1:27:11

he will always wonder Yes, the

1:27:13

other one that got away? Okay, until next time. My name is

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art Marine take.

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Its Oh yeah,

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she's gonna get all up in your tonight.

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