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Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose?

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We're being quiet.

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We're being gentle for various reasons that will

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not be set on air. But we have to be a

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little quiet. We have to

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be quiet. A sneaky episode.

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That's fun. We're gonna sneak at you, guys.

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My parents are home by

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podcasting exactly. Sorry.

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My cats are listening. Middens

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and me how are scandalized? They

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can't listen to this? They're innocent

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little treasures. Look at that. Look at Mitten's

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in a jumpsuit. When I went in the PA

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said hi to Mittens, and meow

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heard me say hi and came literally

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screaming around the corner. Yeah,

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that's the thing. The jealousy factor is high. Hello,

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well, good of another episode of So This is My Name

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is Armory coming to you from my bougie garage and

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cat sanctuary in Los Angeles,

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California. I could not be more delighted.

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Guys, this is the weirdest season of

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Bachelor and Paradise. We've only had

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four rose ceremonies and next week

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is the finale in a marriage You're

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like, when did they just decide never

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to have any rose? Ceremonies. But well, let's

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not get to that right now with me today.

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Uh oh, turn that off with me today

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is a woman who we haven't had on a little

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wiless Nices, because I've been gone a slice to see you

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in person. I can't wait to hear

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of what you thought about the Golden Bachelor. I can't

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wait to hear what to hear what you think about

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Bachelor in Paradise. You know her from twenty

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four, you know her from it It's always sunny in p

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Philadelphia. And she has a

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brand new podcast out that

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sounds so cool. It's called the Woo

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You Do That Woo you do that

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Woo you Do And it's about like sort of like

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you're like your mystical secret that you don't don't

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tell anybody for somebody, it might be crystals, whatever

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it is that you do this sort of.

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You're written yourself a check for a million dollars.

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Oh yes I have, I have, Yes,

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I have.

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Have you prayed to moonwater and put it out I

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have.

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Not, Ladies and gentlemen, Marylyn Rice Cup,

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that's the thing, Moonwater.

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That's cool.

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And then one lady was like, I don't have any woos

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and then we realized she cleaned everything.

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You know what I mean, like we just fine, whatever your

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thing.

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Is, who's the cleaner?

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Who's the cleaner? Oh?

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My friend's wife. She wasn't on the podcast. Okay, okay, okay,

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okay, but she was just like, I love the concept, but I

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don't have one.

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What do they sell them in water?

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A trader Jaz, Yeah, you can.

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Make your own water.

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I know, how do you get you

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when it's a full moon? You just put your crystals. I

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do it in a ramkin and you put your

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crystals in a ramkin with some water.

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Yeah. Okay, so with us

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the the ramkin. Woo you do, lady.

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You know we're as the host of Lady to

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Lady and a person who helped free Brittany,

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if I might say, ladies and gentlemen,

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Tess Barker, Oh, that

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really wowed me. That is a person who likes

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pop culture. That really wowed me.

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It's really amazing. I listened to the audiobook and

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kind of relived the wow of

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was a trip.

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Listening to the audio book was a trip because I always wondered

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like how she found out, like

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what exactly the moment was like from her end

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and so that was it was really and cool.

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To hear ladies and gentlemen. Also with us is

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a man. He is a

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friend of the podcast. We love him, you

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love him. He's one of the greatest writers

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that I know. And as I always say, he writes for women

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like no straight man that I noticed. He can

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write female protagonists

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with with complexity and

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flaws and humor and empathy.

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Should all men write like you for

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ladies, ladies and gentlemen. My friend,

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producer writer Bill Kanslor.

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Thank you. True story, true

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story. Nice for you to say. It doesn't I

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tell my wife what she should say to me, and that doesn't work.

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No, yeah, exactly. They don't like that. Women don't like that.

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I'm not sure. Yeah, maybe what you say.

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On the page. On the page, I have a

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question test, Okay. But also with us now,

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Anna's unfortunately gonna

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be gone the rest of the season. She is touring

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with all the Workaholics guys. She's

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on fire. I think Adam Devine

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is. I think they're new bfms, which

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is so cute. I know they like, Yeah,

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they like go to the gym together at the hotel. I

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know they go to like like I think they've been to some museums.

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I think that's her pal. She

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really likes. It's funny when you make a road pal, that's

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her road pal. It's not cute. But with

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us as a woman that we jador she

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is. She is the reason

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that we are here. She is also a friend

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who all ate animals, ladies, and a man. Katie

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Levine, I'm not drunk.

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I'm just overtired. I stayed out late last night.

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It was my movie premiere last night. Year guys later

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today, Thank you. It's so fun. Step

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aside. Now here's the thing. I don't even

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know if it's on Amazon yet. So here's how you do it. You

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go to step aside the movie dot com. It's

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gonna be on Amazon in the next couple of days. They

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thought it was gonna be yesterday. It's in

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the next couple of days. But you can go to step aside

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the movie dot com. It was super

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fun. It was a crazy

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premiere. I've I felt like

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I was chaperoning a middle school dance

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at the after party because it was like I

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think if I had been like eleven, I would have been

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really I was like all these TikTok influencers

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that I don't know who I anybody is. And at the

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after party, here's the thing. They

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kept playing songs that we

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knew, but all these like little kids

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know all the words too, from like dirty songs

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from like two thousand and four. And then

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they all would then like they

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would all then jump into there's all

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of them would no choreographed dances to it

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from like TikTok. So the entire it

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was like a flash mob all night of one song after

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the next of like apple Bottom

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Jeans the song

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and it's a great song. I love that song. I know

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these songs. They know all of them. I mean literally,

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so like there was like a little girl. There was maybe

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literally like eight or nine. There was a song that was like meet

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me at the hotel, meet me at the

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motel. I'm like, no, don't meet

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you at the hotel or the motel. Then

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they had like they had like eight and no holler back girl.

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They knew all of the genuine my

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pony, I don't know my singing

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it the magic song, sing it kid,

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no, no, no, no, no pony, no

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no, no, no, no no. I would be scared.

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It was.

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This is no look I had,

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I had, I freakin' darling

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Nikki from Prince, which is the dirtiest.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, so but like, look, if

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I I would be so disgusting

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if I was a child, I would know all and like

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looking at these kids and they're like sparkly

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outfitted. I mean they were adorable. But I was like,

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I wish that that would have been my dream.

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They were so cute. But it was like, oh

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the fun of being a kid right now is they all there's

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all these like numbers that all

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of them know, and that the after

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party was wild because most of them

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are very It was pat

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I mean I can't even let

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me just show you one second of this and then we'll keep I mean

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it was so fucking crazy.

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Are you saying that when you're a kid now you

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know a lot of numbers?

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Yes, I.

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Think so. It was so cute.

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This is at the after party. This

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is just one of the many songs and they're all in

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scene.

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Wow, it's incredible.

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It's so impressive, Like the whole night,

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every song they all it was like the Thriller

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video all of a sudden zombies of

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Glee. Yeah, it was wild.

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Hating on this literally, I was

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like people do people do they

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hate on TikTok and the influence. I gotta tell nobody

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else's learned numbers?

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Can I tell you? Yes?

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And it's making me feel good about it?

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I tell you it was.

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They all are singers and dancing.

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It was fun.

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Yeah.

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Did you try to jump in it?

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And I did? Obviously obviously Are

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you kidding me? Have you spent telling me?

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I was pretty sure? But here's

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the thing, the numbers.

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No, I don't, I don't. I made the error

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of not bringing sneakers, so

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I was in a lady heel. So I

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was doing my best, but oh,

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I kept diving in. I realized, Like at the actual

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premiere, they were excited to see me at

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the dance floor. They like, get out of the way,

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lady, Like, you don't mean you're like your fun

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when we're there. We just saw the movie. Now we don't

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really care, like you don't fucking know the moves.

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Like anyway, final question before we

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get going, Uh,

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how are you feeling about Brittany right now?

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I'm happy she's free.

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Okay, great, she's not married,

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she's I think that's good.

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Okay, she with a guy

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right now? No, okay, she does gonna

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lose. I think good. Fresh start, he's kind of a hold

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the old boy husband was kind of a holdover from.

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The kids are with her.

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No, that's kind of a sad story. I mean

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he's Yeah, she she's

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been through a lot. And I'll say this

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too, Please don't DM me asking what's

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going on with her. I don't know her, and I think,

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look, if she after everything that woman has lived for

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doing right now. Yeah, but if

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she wants to dance naked on Instagram, I think that's

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literally her prerogative. People can unfollow

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her if they don't want to see her naked on Instagram. That's clearly

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what she wants to do right now.

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I have to say I feel that way more after

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listening to her book, after realizing

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like, oh, because you do you do that reaction

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to somebody, because I still had her in my

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mind from years ago, and it's like, no, she's a fully

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grown person who lived a really weird,

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really messed up life, and this is how her expressions,

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expression is coming out and she needs

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it and good for her. And that's you

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know, she doesn't she doesn't have.

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Anything her mirror. She's brave enough

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to put it out there.

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She's her daughter has been out there

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so it's not a thing to her because

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it is, you know.

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And it's been put out there by other people for

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so long. Ys, this doesn't surprised me that she wants

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to feel that she's taking agency of it and deciding

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to put it where she wants to put.

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It into it. Now, none of us could.

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Possibly, no other human on the planet could possibly

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have an inkling of what it has been like to be Britney

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Spears. What is a normal reaction

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to being Britney Spears? No, nobody knows.

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We'll also want to know that no one,

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I'm sorry, and we will get to the Bachelor, but like to

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know that to know that your own

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fan like that, no one like that they were using

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her like they were making making her

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work and making money off of her like a

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prize cow.

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Or she was trafficked by her father.

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Yeah, so that is like, so like who do you trust?

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What I mean, so like I can actually almost.

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Never had a good relationship with who was never a good

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guy from that from the onset was like oh

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no, and it continued.

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For years, yes, years, yeah, and was

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failed by I mean the justice system had access

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to that information. I mean, she can't trust lawyers.

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Yeah, he industry has fucked with her. Who

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does she try exactly?

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That's you're saying. I have a daughter and she's very talented,

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and I'm thinking of signing to such

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a deal when I get is

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that bad?

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It's probably bad, It's probably not.

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Like Okay, Okay, I'm glad I got this advice.

10:31

Well, let me ask you guys, you also are

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an alcoholic and emotionally unavailable and

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kind of abusive, and that

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that goes.

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That he works in comedy. He works in comedy,

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you guys. Also, before we get going, we were talking

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about Gary Golden Bachelor.

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Very happy for them. I'm happy

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for them. They seem like they're genuinely happy. Yeah.

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This Instagram, he

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he's posted photos with her.

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He posted photo Neil Lane.

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That's cute the most like grandpa way that he

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posted a photo him and Neo Lane and it was

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like cutting off half of this.

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I hope he never gets a social media manager.

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Please give us old Grandpa content all the time.

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I'm gonna throw it all to the team overall. Where

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you did you enjoy the season? Were you happy

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with it? Who are you rooting for to be Golden Bachelorette. I'll

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start with you mary Lynn.

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I absolutely love the season. I

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would I'm I'm a

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little bit over Leslie, but I would still love

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to see her.

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Okay, why.

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Because of her what we were talking

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about off air, just that the drama and

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the I'm not chosen, but I want.

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To see her.

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You want to see that?

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Okay, and come out

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again? I would, you know, I'd like to see Ellen. I'd like to see

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I.

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Want to see a seven year old. I feel

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like we got a seven year old man. I feel

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Leslie is gonna have no problem getting a guy I

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want to see. I mean, not that Gary. I want

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to see you have seventy year old like she

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is sixty or maybe I'm wrong, she could

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be sixty five. I think she's sixty and

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I want to I want somebody this the same

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age. That's like maybe because I think my

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mom and I get protective of her and she was so cute

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that it's like I want an older, sparkly

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lady that might not have a dating pool to

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have a chance.

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So who is your pick?

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I guess Ellen?

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Really?

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I think so?

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Yeah? But are there any are there any single

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men.

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That age as you.

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Weren't unmarried comic book collectors?

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There has been there might be even some slightly younger.

12:26

And I love a cougar situation.

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I want to get cougar situations too. And

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and I also think that like there,

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you know all you need, you just seed twenty guys in America

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or from Canada or whatever to be

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twenty there.

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This is controversial. I am going to say this. I would not

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have said this for the male bachelor, but I think the

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woman should get to have like forty year olds.

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I agree with you. I agree with you, you know

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fifty, give her fifty or not get fifty.

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I have a fifty. How

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who would you like to see? Tests?

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I like Leslie too, and I know that that's controversial

12:57

with this, but you both I think. I

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think Leslie was a good time. She kind of gives me

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almost like Caitlyn's one of my favorite bachelorettes

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of all the time.

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I'm like obsessed with her.

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I think Leslie kind of has Caitlin vibe because

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she's a dancer. She's a dancer, she's fit, she's

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like hot, she's fun. I think that like she's

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she parties without getting messy. Yeah,

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Caitlyn didn't get messy.

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Butaitlin was my favorite bachelor I love I

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love.

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Kaitlyn, so I feel like I get kind of that vibe with

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Leslie, which again, she wasn't the

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right fit for Gary for that reason, Like if you can't

13:23

drive on the one on one, you probably can't ride Leslie. Yeah,

13:34

but yeah, but I

13:36

was surprised that he for that reason. I was surprised

13:39

that he didn't choose her because I thought they had a

13:41

really sexy time in the fantasm.

13:42

I thought her, Yeah, I did

13:45

too, But then when I do wonder

13:48

if her her inability

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to when he kept saying forever, I

13:53

think you could feel when somebody's talking

13:56

themselves into it, Like I think he was

13:59

the guy because every in her family was like,

14:01

well, you're really different than who she like

14:03

she had the sexy chef. It was prince. It

14:05

was like like like I

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think she's like I should. Yes, he's like an old shoe

14:09

this is.

14:10

Yes, the old shoe killer. Yeah,

14:12

that was I.

14:13

Think she was turning herself into because he was kind, But

14:15

I don't think I don't think her chemicals were jingled

14:17

by him.

14:17

I don't think so either, because he's like, he is an

14:19

attractive man, but you can just tell that

14:22

that's not the kind of guy

14:24

she's attracted, but.

14:24

I think that Teresa was horny for him.

14:26

Yeah, yeah, and I think Teresa's more

14:28

the female version of Gary, like I think they do fit

14:31

together.

14:31

Okay, Bill, who are you rooting for for Bachelorette?

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Oh my god, I think I am rooting

14:37

for uh uh the

14:40

other Ellen?

14:41

No?

14:41

No, the Italian woman who

14:43

the Chris Jenner.

14:44

I love that she would be fun. It

14:47

would be so fun.

14:48

Yeah, I think that it isn't

14:51

Leslie in the ad would be great.

14:53

You're going to go for her? I hope so,

14:56

you guys, when we were watching this season, it

14:58

was it was like ten times more emotional

15:00

than any you

15:03

know, it's just so head.

15:05

It was my favorite season I've ever watched. And

15:08

I couldn't believe how how much

15:10

respect and dignity the producers

15:12

actually, how they treated, how they got it right. They

15:15

didn't do Depends jokes, they didn't do Walker's

15:17

jokes like they treated them. I

15:20

like, some people were like, oh, they shouldn't have them in the bunk

15:22

beds. I actually liked that they didn't. There

15:24

were options that were Laura. I'm sure if somebody really couldn't

15:26

get up there, but like I like that they're treated

15:28

them young, you know, like.

15:30

They didn't do they they did a slight bit

15:32

about that.

15:33

But just enough to make it cute.

15:35

And and I do open on his hearing aid,

15:38

which which I love.

15:39

Who killed me? I loved? Oh my god?

15:41

Maybe Cat Steven's Katie Levine? What do

15:43

you have to stay?

15:45

I Susan

15:47

would be a great bachelor.

15:48

Susan would be great. Uh what

15:51

was? Ellen would be great? Joan

15:54

would be great. I don't know. There's I thought

15:56

it was a great season over all of them, and I think

15:59

I hope they're happy. And I wanted to get

16:01

to know more. The first one out of the

16:03

limo, who was Edith? Who was so hot? Edith

16:05

her we didn't get to know. Dude,

16:08

she was she

16:12

she was gorgeous. I think he likes Brunette.

16:15

You know who else was really gorgeous too? Was

16:17

the Indian woman.

16:19

Apparently she self eliminated.

16:20

That's what I say, Like she was just gone one week.

16:22

Marina happened. Marina was gorgeous.

16:25

Isn't her name? She was gorgeous. I

16:27

think I think it was after the first night. I

16:29

think she had a family emergence. I think she had

16:31

a family thing like the other

16:33

woman.

16:33

Who the woman who missed her kid's wedding.

16:37

That was that was My brother had a My

16:40

brother liked Sondra.

16:41

She was pretty.

16:41

She was my brother's top choice. She was seventy five.

16:44

She was seventy five. Sodra would

16:46

be incredible. All right, here

16:48

we are. Yeah, no, it's only a one hour

16:51

episode. I can't believe we're

16:53

at the finale next

16:55

week.

16:56

What's happened?

16:57

It feels it almost also having both

16:59

of these at the same time. I feel

17:01

like in a weird way, because Paradise is

17:03

my favorite of the franchise,

17:05

But then Golden Bachelor was so great

17:08

that I actually almost feel like is watered down

17:10

Paradise for people. I think they did

17:12

themselves a just I don't think they realized how good

17:14

Golden Bachelor was going to be and programming

17:17

them at the same season. I don't think people care

17:19

about The Bachelor Paradise as much.

17:21

Right now, we're only human. We only

17:23

have so many hours. I mean, normal batch,

17:26

we're in for what at least three hours a week?

17:28

Yes, well, with the Golden Bacher they can only they

17:30

couldn't air past nine because their audience wouldn't.

17:32

Be when

17:35

you watch the Golden Bachelor.

17:36

That's a hard transition to get to be

17:38

I p After that.

17:40

I do wonder maybe I'll look to find

17:43

this, like what was the audience, Like what

17:45

was the median age for the audience for Golden

17:47

Bachelor? Because I felt like I was seeing mainly

17:49

young people talking.

17:50

About it was the most watched one they ever had.

17:54

On Hulu.

17:55

Is all the ads being for like shingles, shingles

17:57

vaccine.

17:58

And so I'm just like, shingles doesn't.

18:00

Because I feel like on the actual TV

18:03

that's who's people at cable.

18:06

The parents on cable are watching it,

18:09

and then kids watch it on her.

18:12

I was watching watch it.

18:13

You're too young, I've asked. Okay,

18:15

so here we go. This

18:18

is the week of tough conversations. Okay,

18:21

let's start with Blake and Jess. So Blake

18:23

and Jess, it's been rocky. So we

18:25

started off. Just read what happened. If

18:27

we all recall Katie the stand up comedian

18:30

Boo came back and.

18:33

Somebody needed somebody needed

18:35

a roast master that I want to jump

18:37

into my laptop and do it myself.

18:38

Dude.

18:39

It was it was, it was it

18:42

was fun, brutal.

18:44

And then I went down a rabbit. Her first stand

18:46

up set was last year, and I found

18:48

it. She does dating

18:50

material but doesn't talk about the BA in

18:52

the dating material that she was the Bachelor.

18:54

No, no, no, I don't want that.

18:58

Literally, that's insane. Are you serious?

19:00

Yes, that's all you should talk about.

19:02

It's so awkward.

19:03

Yeah, that's why people are there, That's why people

19:05

want They.

19:06

All of your sets for the next three to five

19:08

years can be about that.

19:09

And I was killed for that. Yeah,

19:12

oh my god. So then so then

19:14

he's like Blake was like, yesterday

19:16

was a weird day. It was weird,

19:18

like my ex. I had all the feels

19:21

with Katie of what can happen here.

19:23

You know, I've had a taste of what love

19:26

is on this show, but I'm not getting

19:28

there, you know, I feel like I'm this

19:30

was actually our I actually I have been surprised

19:33

at how Bone or Blake that

19:35

they had to put a black bar on his dick during

19:37

like his seat because he got so aroused during the

19:39

pandemic at the at the Lacina

19:41

Resort playing Paradise.

19:44

He said, I feel like I'm playing Paradise. You

19:47

know, we had a great start, but then

19:49

it just sort of festered and we're just sort of circling

19:52

and I'm feeling like it's not going

19:54

to work. Are we just waiting for it to end?

19:56

And then I'm surprised that Jess didn't

20:00

actually start crying or anything. And

20:02

there was no admission that she made out with

20:04

Tyler ever. But she's like,

20:07

she's like, look it was I mean, he was

20:09

off making up with somebody else on the date. But still

20:11

she didn't no one ever said that. She's

20:13

like, look, it was good in the beginning, but then we

20:15

stopped having fun and I wanted

20:17

to see it through.

20:18

She said, you stopped having fun. By the way,

20:23

Yeah, that stuck out to me because I was

20:25

like, why are you making

20:27

it like he did this? Baby

20:29

freaking baby.

20:30

Jess going okay, baby Jess, is that child

20:33

literally, baby Jess, when you're when

20:35

you're actually an adult woman and you're just like I was like,

20:37

maybe I didn't have podcasts now like okay,

20:40

She's like, I thought I would be hopelessly in love,

20:43

but I know how to keep going. I know, I

20:45

don't know how to end something. Once I begin,

20:47

it shouldn't be this hard. There

20:49

is truth in what you were saying. You made me feel

20:51

comfortable. I hope you know how hard

20:54

this is not for baby Jess. No

20:56

hard feelings. I was numb for years,

20:58

Baby Jess. I care about you a lot. You

21:00

and your baby glitter can go and just crying,

21:03

and.

21:03

She does know how to end. It's glitter and self sabotage.

21:05

And then because that's what she did, literally.

21:08

And then Kylie ran after him in a

21:10

sexy manner, was like, don't go on

21:13

the table, on the table,

21:16

all of this is on the table.

21:17

I need I need to talk about

21:19

this. Watching it in isolation.

21:23

You need to have me tell us or

21:26

I've been in New York.

21:27

Why did she sexy?

21:29

I mean k Kylie? Kylie?

21:31

Yeah, we've seen that a little in the very

21:33

little where the where the person who's the confidant

21:36

will be like, don't go. But Kylie, we've never

21:38

seen her.

21:40

What's your theory only because

21:42

of the coming attractions that we saw

21:44

in there. Yeah, so we can see that at

21:47

least they're implying from the coming attractions

21:49

that it's not going to go well for the two

21:51

of them, for Kye Kylie

21:53

and the guy.

21:56

And those coming.

21:58

So I'm I'm thinking that.

22:01

I mean, I don't know she had an actual plan to

22:03

move on the plan B if it doesn't work

22:05

out with them, but I think she was having a

22:08

feeling for him as if he

22:10

was in second position. It was pretty clear

22:12

there was like she really liked him.

22:14

It was like horny, like

22:17

like I say that a lot on the podcast.

22:19

I'm sorry, horny, Yeah, stop being

22:21

you.

22:22

I actually felt like it was more because we see

22:24

that a lot of the women go to Blake

22:27

to talk about their problems that they're

22:29

having in their own relationship.

22:30

But Nick Viale became that this season.

22:32

He was on because he became the best. They

22:35

are over thirty years old and ye are

22:37

adult and a little bit tall. Yes, because

22:40

like we see Rachel talking to him a lot, and we

22:42

saw he's a man, he's he's

22:44

also.

22:44

Kind of like a blank canvas, right because there's nothing. I

22:47

mean, watching that scene between the two of them was like watching

22:49

two milk jugs do Ibsen. So

22:55

I think with guys like that, you can kind of project,

22:57

like you can think you're getting more than you're actually getting.

23:00

Well, I was gonna say, I think they just like having them around,

23:03

and I think that's why Kylie was like, no,

23:05

no, the hell have no one to talk to about

23:07

my problems.

23:08

Yeah, I don't know. I kind of.

23:09

I was weird the other look.

23:11

I thought it a little sexy

23:13

baby at sexy

23:15

baby, like I wouldn't want to watch Mike.

23:17

I kept saying the same thing, and he and you

23:19

could tell he wasn't going to It's like cut

23:21

this already.

23:22

They and then they

23:24

like, he like kisses.

23:25

It was weird.

23:26

No, it did feel sexy. I would not want to watch

23:28

my boyfriend run after my sexy

23:31

friend, you know what I mean to be like, I

23:33

don't know who's missing. I did see on Instagram

23:36

Marylynn Marilynn you know, like, no

23:38

I need you hear Marylyn don't. And I watched

23:40

back like fuck, why were you cheasing?

23:43

Like that's weird. I'm watching

23:45

this bag? Why are you being sexy to my friend?

23:48

I saw that Blake and Rachel were hanging out on Instagram.

23:51

Oh okay date actually actually

23:54

okay, we'll get to Rachel on a second. Because

23:56

it doesn't.

23:57

Realize that she's doing sexy baby. She

23:59

thinks she's coming across as caring.

24:02

Yeah, she said, okay, you're my friend. I want you to be

24:04

happy.

24:04

I finally bought it towards them, like to me my

24:06

read of it, Like I started out thinking

24:08

she was ramping up to like try to say yeah,

24:11

but then it kind of did turn into a weird like brother sister

24:13

kind of like bro say, so I was very

24:16

confused.

24:17

What are the odds that she's actually being genuine

24:20

and kind and I don't know, honestly.

24:27

Legitimate friends and we are just when.

24:30

Is there not an ulterior motive on this show? But

24:32

but you know, okay.

24:33

Question can we talk about baby Jess

24:36

and and and Tyler

24:38

and the fact that nobody ever acknowledged

24:40

and they never spoke, never talk about

24:42

their like make it, I want to be with you and then

24:44

like and also by

24:46

the way, like okay, so they

24:49

break up, Tyler is still there,

24:51

like I just like the whole,

24:54

like baby Jess is still around.

24:56

Like that Chis must have sucked and there

24:59

was that.

25:00

Must have been a bad kid.

25:01

Tyler might not be a good kisser because he's

25:03

just so hot and he's so like fit that

25:06

I could see him just like thinking he's really

25:08

all talking something.

25:09

Yes, exactly. He's one of those guys that as soon as you kiss

25:12

him. He's just like right

25:15

and his tongue is like all over and you're

25:17

just like well, doctor banana, doctor doctor

25:20

doctor doctor. Branana was saying

25:23

that he felt like an all uh

25:25

men's men's rights matter guy

25:28

like me.

25:29

Isn't it weird when you remember Tyler

25:31

from Rachel season was.

25:33

Like the carney he was, but when he

25:35

was.

25:35

When she sent him home because

25:38

she wasn't going to meet his parents, seemed like this

25:40

pathetic little puppy.

25:41

Yes, because he worked, he

25:43

had a carnival stall, he had a car, he

25:45

has a stall on the boardwalk you.

25:47

Can go from, and everyone was on his side.

25:49

One felt bad for him, and now he's

25:52

well, look a lout. You know, it's amazing.

25:54

Look we met John. We met James

25:56

Taylor. If you recall from JoJo's

25:58

seasons, he met James Taylor

26:01

after it happened and like and like

26:03

by that point because he was so sweet

26:05

and he was the guy that was never He actually

26:07

was the good version of when what

26:10

sort of leslie is like nobody

26:12

picks me because you actually believed it, Like he's

26:14

the friend, he was the friend zone. He was

26:17

sort of the dorky dude. He had the song. He

26:19

was sweet as can be, but like around

26:21

cool guys, he's the guy that doesn't

26:23

get picked and so then all

26:26

then his damns got flooded and

26:28

this guy just went on a tear

26:31

and he talked about it on podcasts. I mean he talked about

26:33

like like a lot,

26:36

a lot a lot of women

26:38

and then like these guys just get like ruined,

26:41

like and so like they go from being the

26:43

maybe like a sweet pee to the I

26:45

mean, like the amount of women did

26:48

you meet? James was there and

26:50

he kind of saw he right.

26:52

I think when you have those low self astem

26:54

is shoes and then it does get magnified by attention.

26:57

Yeah, it could be a huge recipe for disaster. We've seen

26:59

all seen that.

27:00

While yeah, are not.

27:01

Coming to him for the right reasons,

27:03

like the women are not into him or.

27:05

You or I think

27:08

I do also think some of the women think maybe

27:10

they are. Maybe some of the women are like, oh, this is

27:12

the nice guy. Maybe they're like

27:14

it's not like it's not like the haughty bubulati.

27:17

It's like, oh, like this is the good guy. Like

27:19

you're I'm a nice lady. But

27:21

then there's like everybody that's.

27:23

What happened to Tyler. I'm pretty sure.

27:25

Yeah, yeah, well you

27:27

guys, any final things on

27:29

Blake, Jess.

27:31

What you what is the female?

27:34

She's a child. She seems

27:37

very sweet, she's very cute, but she is

27:39

too young, you know what I think it's like. And

27:41

it's not even like a number thing. It's

27:43

like, she's very cute, she's very sweet.

27:46

It's mature. Like at that age, I was

27:48

already like I lived out of my parents'

27:50

house for a long time. I was on a show like

27:53

I was self sufficient, you know what I mean. I was like

27:56

I I was

27:58

twenty I was he

28:00

just her twenty two? Oh my god, wow

28:02

yeah.

28:03

Yeah, unbelievable that I've known you that long.

28:05

I know.

28:05

It's good.

28:07

Yeah, just her twenty two. So it's like like

28:09

I had I had my shit

28:11

together, you know what I mean, in a way that she

28:13

seems like I mean like she again, she's very

28:15

nice, like yeah, I hope the best for her, but

28:18

she seems like she still lives with her parents, you know,

28:20

and it's like it just feels like and

28:23

also I just think they weren't a good fit. I think Blake

28:25

needs someone more mature. I think she needs

28:28

to just kind of be single and get to know

28:30

herself and maybe date casually

28:33

and you know, see what she likes and doesn't like. But

28:35

here's yeah, she's sweet.

28:36

Here's just your thing about that, because it seems

28:38

like like when Blake and

28:41

when he was leaving and Kylie Kylie were talking,

28:44

he kind of admitted that he was into her more

28:46

than she was in there and that was weird too, and and

28:48

that so when he brought all of this up

28:51

but with her, he never kind of yeah,

28:53

said that because I think he was trying to grab

28:55

the steering wheel and say.

28:56

I'm out of Well, I don't blame him because because she.

28:58

I think he was into her.

29:00

Well, I think early on, there's

29:02

a guy who doesn't care for girls. It

29:05

feels like if she didn't really care though,

29:07

no.

29:08

No, no, Early on she kept being

29:10

indifferent and wanted to go explore and wanting

29:12

She was the one that asked for space. So

29:14

he went on that date that he didn't really want to go

29:16

on with Genevieve, like and

29:18

there's.

29:19

No pleasing her. She wanted to explore. It could be a

29:21

metaphor for the she lives with her parents or

29:23

she hasn't like experienced life, and then she doesn't

29:25

want to explore, and then you explore and you still

29:27

don't know what you want and you still haven't really had the experience

29:29

and doing it on Bachelor in Paradise and then you make

29:32

out and you're like, oh, but I doesn't work.

29:34

Either, won the show

29:36

and everyone else around you is quote

29:38

unquote falling in love dress.

29:41

She brought an engagement your friends,

29:45

she brought an engage. Did

29:47

you convince yourself you are?

29:50

He was saying to her, this isn't

29:52

working for me. But what he really meant was, it's clearly

29:54

not working for you.

29:55

And I'm I

29:57

think it's also this isn't working for me, that you

30:00

clearly don't like men exactly why.

30:02

But he didn't say those last words.

30:04

But what's the point. I mean, I think that's enough to.

30:06

Go as pathetic as possible.

30:08

Yeah, that's always my

30:10

goal? Is that is that not that's not what

30:12

we should be going for. Am I doing this wrong?

30:15

I will say this Jess's body Glitter because it's

30:17

been trying. Bodyglitter has been trying to make a comeback for the

30:19

last day and finally I was like, it works, and.

30:21

By the way it spread all over. It started

30:23

on her, started on her

30:26

over the page, or we're gonna take a quick break, we'll be right

30:28

back, and

30:43

we're back. So Mercedes

30:47

is upset, understandably

30:51

because everybody in the

30:54

truth Box, which I

30:56

feel like it was such a not great storyline,

30:59

but the truth Box of like Tayler

31:02

Shady. I mean it's like, clearly Tyler

31:05

and just told people that they made out and

31:07

nobody told me Sade and everybody.

31:10

My truth box is battered and covered with tape as well.

31:14

Everyone. By

31:17

the way, I also love that like Wells did that, Like

31:19

they could have just given him a new box and they made

31:22

him. They made Wells tape it back together,

31:24

hammer and nails. Well, yes

31:26

he did the podcast like they let that wasn't even a bit.

31:29

They were like, well you can face like there's not another

31:31

box, insila something.

31:32

Like that totally sticks out. I mean maybe

31:34

that's why they did.

31:35

It, so it would be that's a funny choice.

31:38

But if they did it because they're that's even I.

31:39

Don't think there was another box.

31:41

It was so wild, So there's them breaking the fourth

31:43

wall if you do sometimes Yeah, like they're not.

31:45

It kind of felt like it was like the sort

31:47

of felt like this is the box, and this is

31:50

our box that we had, and we're not like.

31:51

That's your that's the budget for the box. You're

31:54

the one that asked for it. If you wanted, you got buy your own

31:56

box.

31:57

Props is acting out. He shouldn't have thrown our

31:59

box was false to well repair

32:01

it. However, you was so unattractive.

32:04

That was the the bag you were.

32:06

The box was so unattractive. Meanwhile,

32:09

so basically the box without saying

32:12

it, is like Tyler was

32:14

like horny for and making out with Jess and

32:16

and like while he was dating you, and

32:19

I mean, to be fair to Jess,

32:22

she and Blake were exploring other options.

32:25

Tyler was sort of with Mercy.

32:27

She was with Mercedes and yeah.

32:29

Did she have any dates or any attention

32:31

after Tyler?

32:32

No, she was she locked in, Yes,

32:36

and he saw a raccoon on their date and it was good luck

32:39

religion.

32:40

Sometimes stupid people say things that make me feel

32:42

like I'm a stupid one. Am

32:44

I supposed to know raccoons are good luck?

32:46

I know, must drive you crazy, I

32:50

know when we have so then Kylie.

32:53

By the way, no one uses the boom Boom room anywhere.

32:56

I was gonna ask, what the hell.

32:57

Nobody's even horny? Give me, give

32:59

me a Kenny and anybody you know what I

33:01

mean, Kenny.

33:03

How many weeks is shooting? Total?

33:05

Great question?

33:06

Do you think they are using it? But they're not, they're not.

33:07

Showing Wells was saying that a lot of them

33:10

are now. The gen Z is

33:12

so aware of their branding, which I understand,

33:14

like they're like they're actually savvy enough

33:16

to be like my parents are going to watch this, I'm not doing it.

33:18

But twenty four to seven, you're at the

33:20

stow.

33:22

There's a room and this

33:24

person and you're not fucking them. Yeah, or even

33:27

like cuddling and spending the night in the bed

33:29

like you. It's crazy,

33:32

it's I mean, I'm with Katie, but like, let's

33:34

just say for whatever, let's say even

33:36

just like spending the night alone in a

33:38

bed, like just sleeping next to that.

33:40

But I think that there may be like a puritanical

33:42

push on bat like from the network because

33:45

I'm ashamed to say that, but I'm ashamed

33:47

to say I watch Love Island, but they love

33:49

Island

33:51

every.

33:51

So do they not

33:53

do it? And really

33:56

even they even on the British version zip,

33:59

You're not not even do.

34:01

You think it's something that they explicitly are telling

34:03

people.

34:04

No, this is a younger generation. I think

34:06

that they

34:09

don't have sex. My friend. My friend texts me about

34:11

this because she when I mentioned this, so I said, I

34:14

read it was The La Times had two articles

34:16

recently about how younger people are just

34:18

not happy. So they're sexier online the pictures,

34:21

and they don't even want to watch sex on TV.

34:23

They're not into it.

34:25

They want to see kind of generation raising.

34:29

Food about it.

34:31

That's what's happening.

34:32

We're going to enter the.

34:33

I think a lot of it is based on I'm

34:36

like, they take sexy pictures and you get

34:38

your kind of sparky validation through

34:40

comments like it's almost with yourself. You're

34:42

like, you're hoardy for yourself because like

34:45

it's like your own image putting

34:47

it out there, and like, but it's not nobody's

34:49

actually like hooking up.

34:50

Correct me if I'm wrong, But isn't sex really fun

34:56

remembering it? I shouldn't say that,

34:59

I'm kidding.

35:01

They just watch a lot of porn.

35:02

I think covid, Like in the article, it was yeah,

35:05

like porn, porn

35:08

and COVID and but yeah, so

35:10

much.

35:10

Effort and output into the

35:13

video and yourself, and you're to actually

35:15

go and be like and.

35:16

Make eye contacts with another person in a way

35:19

that's not just with yourself and your phone.

35:20

But isn't the pool towards like sex and drugs,

35:23

Like isn't that Sirens song just irresistible

35:25

to every human being?

35:27

It's all in theory change.

35:30

I think drugs are happening and drugs are

35:32

God.

35:33

The interesting thing to me was the article about how kids

35:35

don't want to see sex on TV

35:37

and movies.

35:37

They're like, no, no, we just want to see like friend relationships.

35:40

And I'm just like, what Kylie

35:43

and Tyler review. There's a relationship

35:46

reveal. The relationship has to have we have to have a big,

35:48

real conversation. So

35:50

she's saying, oh, yeah, so so

35:52

Kylie was talking to Kylie. Kylie and

35:54

Tyler talked for a second. Yes, I

35:57

think so and so then so then Mercedes

36:00

she like I Mercedes is upset and

36:02

then she's so then she's like, so she's like, we haven't

36:04

gotten deeper with each other, and

36:06

she's she goes to talk to him and she's

36:08

like, there's no depth, Like,

36:11

like I don't feel wanted at all. You've

36:13

never touched my leg until just now,

36:15

like you've never come at me, and

36:17

you said that distance isn't an option for

36:19

you. But everybody here lives in basically different

36:21

cities, so like why,

36:25

like, like, why would you come beyond

36:27

the show? I feel like the way What she didn't

36:29

say was like, it feels like you're here just for like fame and Instagram

36:32

followers. What she kept saying was for a flame,

36:35

but like what it really feels like is like fame.

36:37

And she's like, are you here for a fling? He's

36:40

like she's like, He's

36:43

like, I came here because I wanted something, but

36:45

I haven't seen

36:48

anything from you. She's like, well you haven't tried. She's

36:50

like, is there a spark with us? And he was

36:52

like no, She's like and

36:56

then he's like oh. She's like so

36:59

she goes, so why did you give me the roe? She's like,

37:01

well, I'll give you the I gave the rose, wondering

37:03

like is the spark going to calm? And she's like, Tyler,

37:06

that's such a bad sign.

37:08

No spark, no spark,

37:10

Tyler, you have to have some raccoon and

37:12

no spark

37:15

and then she's like, I we write that down as

37:17

the title A raccoon and no spark.

37:19

So then she said, I feel

37:21

used. There is something that just feels

37:23

so off.

37:25

I just feel like, okay, dial it back

37:27

a little bit.

37:29

But I found like something that was so off was she

37:31

was sensing the Jess thing that wasn't said

37:33

to her. She knew something, she could

37:35

tell something that she didn't know.

37:37

But I think she did know. When she's saying, you didn't put

37:40

your hand on my knee, it's like when you when one

37:42

of your friends is saying exactly what the problem is, but as

37:44

a question, it's like you're answering your question, right.

37:46

And like when she kept repeating no spark, my

37:49

I felt her self esteem in my

37:51

heart, just leaving her like just sit there, and I

37:53

thought sorry for her.

37:54

Oh my god.

37:55

I wonder if Mercedes is a little bit

37:57

like Jess, but she's just not so external.

38:00

She's she's much more poised because remember

38:02

when she was like, oh I'm into will,

38:05

Oh I'm in the like a little bit, she's doing it

38:07

to herself.

38:08

Yeah, she was really Kylie and Mercedes

38:10

were highly desired early on.

38:12

Yeah, so Mercedes has

38:14

had a lot of chances. Really,

38:17

I think with people, she's had more of a connection

38:19

with Yeah than Tyler ever,

38:22

right, so why is she blaming it all on Tyler?

38:24

I think when people play it wrong and

38:26

early on there's too many options, and they play

38:28

it wrong, then they're waiting for something like our

38:31

fuck boy. Uh Tanner,

38:34

you know what I mean, when people like for a moment,

38:36

are like the chosen one and then they play

38:39

it wrong.

38:40

This felt like the episode where all of that was imploding

38:42

for all the people that went that.

38:43

Yes, yes, well I

38:46

felt I felt you're.

38:47

Right because you got to ride the wave. You can't couple

38:50

up too soon, but you can't couple up too late.

38:52

Yeah you can't.

38:53

Like it's not about picking sides, but if

38:55

you had to pick sides.

38:56

Mercedes Mercedes Mercedes,

38:59

really because just say between Mercedes and Tyler.

39:01

In that in that in that conversation, the

39:04

way I went down.

39:04

Yes, mercedeses.

39:06

I mean, I do think that immaturity

39:08

of her, it's a little she's a little like

39:10

Jess in the emotionality, she's a little like

39:13

what's her name? Kat? I mean, I hate

39:15

to say that, no one's like Cat, but like but in the

39:17

sense of like I want to be wanted.

39:19

It's like, Okay, but here's

39:22

you guys, weren't that you weren't that serious

39:24

about him? Really, even though I do genuinely

39:26

feel bad for Mercedes.

39:28

Maybe this is a divide. I was gonna say gender,

39:30

but gender is fluid on it. Yeah, maybe this is the like,

39:33

I I'm not sure

39:35

that, like, you can't force

39:37

things, and I get like, there are

39:39

different people at different paces, or people who

39:42

who grow in love after a

39:44

while. Like it's not crazy to think that he

39:46

was like it, because it didn't seem like he was, you know,

39:48

I mean he did kiss Jess.

39:49

What they're playing out in that conversation, the

39:51

truth box thing they're playing out you're

39:54

not that into me, but they're using a bunch more

39:56

words. That's all she would say.

39:57

She was accusing him of essentially like whe

40:00

to her.

40:00

He did though he didn't tell her about He

40:02

didn't tell her about making up a jazz.

40:03

But that's what she was talking about. You was talking about that, the attraction

40:06

that there was, the attraction that there was to say.

40:08

Point blank, no spark. It's like, to me,

40:10

that means you did know that you're not attracted to

40:12

the spark. It's not. It didn't feel ambivalent.

40:14

Because a spark is at the beginning of meeting. Yeah,

40:16

because right when you meet.

40:17

Someone, but a spark.

40:18

But a spark can grow, you know.

40:21

And by the way, well I guess he did say

40:23

there was a spark the first night.

40:24

He said, literally, I love can grow.

40:26

I think a spark has to be Honestly, as

40:29

a woman, if a guy

40:31

said to me there's no spark, I would feel

40:33

so awful.

40:36

You liked a guy that I like for a couple

40:38

of weeks, I would feel think about it like I have no

40:40

spark for you. Basically, like you're like,

40:42

I'm not warning for you so

40:45

bad.

40:45

Don't say it that way.

40:47

Yeah, there's no sparks.

40:49

But we're guys. That's what we do. We

40:51

say things wrong. Yeah,

40:54

yeah, even your precious Golden Bachelor

40:56

Gary, I think the way.

41:01

But you love him right yeah?

41:03

Oh he was brutal.

41:05

So what we do from path of men?

41:07

I apologize?

41:08

Okay, Katie, what are you any final thoughts

41:10

on Tyler and Mercadie.

41:12

No, they just like they're just there. I

41:15

mean I think she liked him, but he's there just to

41:17

hang out with friends.

41:18

On a beach and be on TV. Okay, I

41:20

agree with you. I actually think

41:22

I think we have a toned

41:25

down version of James Taylor, and I think

41:27

this show has corrupted our Tyler.

41:29

I actually feel like he just was there. He just wanted

41:31

to hang with this bros. I like the feeling

41:33

I get because otherwise he would have gone after

41:36

Jess, he would have for someone. But I think

41:38

I think they get addicted to the show. Yes

41:40

you do.

41:41

And I always forget about like the invisible

41:43

Bachelor universe, which is like we need to

41:45

consider that that plays into all of the Bachelorism

41:47

of everything, right, Like there's this unseen social

41:49

world where they're all the time each

41:52

other. So you're gonna have fomo if like half

41:54

of your bros Are going down to Mexico, how

41:56

could there not.

41:56

Be a reality show where they picked

41:58

like ten of them and follow them around with cameras.

42:00

I mean, that's a really good that's a good idea

42:04

we got.

42:04

We got because the production like triples.

42:06

Can you believe?

42:07

I think about what can you believe that

42:09

Brandon is going to be doing our show? It's ketchy?

42:12

Are you are you going to be are you going to be up there?

42:14

Oh I'm not this year January

42:18

twentieth. I mean, anybody's welcome to come. Anybody's

42:22

welcome to come.

42:24

I hope we talk about because talk about a transformation.

42:26

I was, I agree with you transforming

42:28

in the right durama.

42:30

He really like, I

42:32

mean, you know, he won all.

42:33

Of us over and he's been as switey

42:36

to interact with he's been and Wells,

42:38

Wells really like really awesome.

42:40

Well talk to him about how

42:42

what like what was in his what was up his butt

42:44

for the for the freaking Bachelor wres.

42:46

I think that's when you know it's the producer.

42:48

I think he got a bad cut.

42:49

Yeah, yeah, just be

42:51

a bad cut.

42:52

I agree with emotional, he wasn't

42:55

a situation.

42:56

It's also look like he's twenty

42:58

three or twenty four. He's probably

43:00

got a little bit of a rascal in him. I

43:02

think he's one of those was like, I'm gonna go on to make good

43:04

TV.

43:05

You know what I mean, I'm gonna be that guy.

43:08

He has a personality.

43:09

And then he did, and I think he basically like, I'm gonna

43:11

go get airtime and stirred up, and he did. And

43:14

then maybe as he relaxed into

43:16

it. He's like, Okay, I've made it. I made it onto

43:18

the got called up to the majors. So

43:21

like maybe he calmed down a little bit and

43:23

was actually like a good guy like he was.

43:27

Also, he was a sight on the boat.

43:28

He was in the army. Yes, he wants we're

43:31

going to.

43:31

Was that before or after the Bachelor

43:33

in Paradise that was?

43:34

I think that's a good question.

43:36

I think after okause my theory was

43:38

like maybe that changed him too, a better person.

43:40

So I think because I think Paradise, and I think Paradise

43:42

is like May okay, And then

43:45

it's wild that this is December

43:47

and it's still airing. This is a summer

43:49

show, Like is Chris. The fact that we were almost

43:52

at Christmas and we're still talking

43:54

about Bachelor of Paradise is insane.

43:56

Well, I mean he's I

43:58

think there are maybe some total in

44:00

that show two and a half personalities when you

44:02

put them all together, and I think he's got

44:05

at least that.

44:07

I mean, honestly, thank god he's on

44:09

it.

44:09

You know.

44:10

Also, I would take more of Canada

44:12

Sam. We haven't seen her and she

44:14

had one episode we haven't seen her in wage She's

44:17

like a little fun like give me Canada,

44:19

like we've seen her once. Anyway,

44:21

okay, any final things before we take a break

44:23

about Tyler and Mercedes.

44:26

Boom.

44:27

Now, okay, r we're gonna come back with

44:29

the one I'm dying to talk about the most. I

44:36

don't know about you, but things are getting so hot

44:38

in here. I think I got to take

44:41

I'll pay your break

44:46

and we're back. Here we go, So

44:49

we're coming back. This is not the one that

44:51

I was dying to talk about. Captain

44:54

Michael and Olivia. They're playing

44:56

basketball kisses. I feel so seen

44:58

and heard. This can work. Love is in the

45:00

air. She falls very quickly.

45:03

Yeah, everyone does this

45:05

show. I mean they all push me.

45:07

She's adorable. But it's now I'm now

45:10

start nodding to buy somebody you.

45:12

Built you like a Cooligan's Island basketball.

45:15

It was cute. That was really cute. I would love

45:17

that.

45:17

You would love that.

45:18

Oh my god, are you kidding it?

45:19

Fall quickly?

45:20

I love activity.

45:21

I would fall quickly, But you love aspect.

45:23

I like the teamwork. I like a homemade

45:25

like a craft, and I like an

45:28

activity. And I would like that somebody was

45:30

like a dad.

45:31

They both feels like she's been through it

45:33

already, so she's like ready to jump

45:35

even like it can't be Yeah, and the

45:37

fact that he did those nice odds actually.

45:40

Made that stuff himself.

45:41

Zero. They can

45:43

make that, they can make that, they can get

45:45

well as another truth box.

45:47

You know what.

45:47

That's what's confounding.

45:48

When I was dating, I could have been like

45:50

the best guy ever on dating

45:53

if I had someone making everything for.

45:54

I came doing everything for me.

45:56

Can you imagine I would kill on this.

45:58

Show party

46:00

writing notes seeing that we could forego her inel.

46:02

My god, with like beautiful handwriting,

46:05

I.

46:05

Have horrible handwriting. That

46:08

would be so great.

46:09

So then John Henry loves kissing

46:11

Cat. He seems vague vaguely buzzed.

46:13

He seems like slightly buzzed all the time, sunburned

46:16

and buzz It's just so smart. Okay.

46:19

So then we have.

46:22

Is on the welding in the water.

46:23

We have Blake Tyler,

46:26

Jordan Tanner

46:29

and Tyler Tanner, Jordan

46:32

and Blake Taylor Taylor

46:35

Tanner, Jordan and Blake are left.

46:38

So Rachel goes on and Rachel's

46:41

been out with Jordan. I have to tell you,

46:43

I'm so over her. I

46:46

was rooting for her. I felt badly for her

46:48

as the bachelorette that she came down, I felt

46:51

and I was rooting for her.

46:52

Don't be two over her because I think one day she's going to be the

46:54

Golden Bachelorette.

46:55

Oh yeah, she Jordan

47:00

was adorable. She dumped him the first time on her

47:02

show, and Katie loved him. Katie loved her, loved him,

47:05

so he was adorable. Then they had another

47:07

great date. Then this ding dong comes

47:09

back and gets swept up by I

47:11

think, fuck boy Tanner. And

47:14

then so she's like, I'm in on

47:16

Tanner and then she's dumping Jordan. Then Tanner

47:18

disrespects her during the roast, but

47:21

then we never see them having a conversation

47:23

afterwards about like why did you say that? And

47:25

then so now she's back on Jordan. But

47:28

it's like Jordan can feel it. He's an

47:30

idiot.

47:30

I totally forgot about the Tanner

47:33

thing, yes, and so I was feeling for Rachel

47:35

now because I forgot.

47:37

She went to Tanner, she jumped.

47:40

She came back from the date where she was all in,

47:42

She's like, oh my god, I got a second shot maybe

47:44

with Jordan, like and then

47:46

she jumped in immediately. She

47:49

went to Tanner immediately, and then Tanner

47:51

fucked her over. So then she went back to Jordan,

47:54

and Jordan's like, fuck you. I like, Mercedes

47:57

like that to me, good

48:00

for him, good for him, good for him, like

48:02

he's she's done that twice to him, good

48:05

for him.

48:05

Yeah, I think it's self sabotage. She's a self

48:07

sabotager.

48:08

Yes, completely, I.

48:10

Mean, which I have empathy for.

48:12

She could have had I forgot about

48:14

the Tanner thing, and then she is.

48:16

She could have had sweet Avan who said nothing this

48:18

season, but he was sweet on her season.

48:20

She could have done all the acting out him

48:23

as a blank slate.

48:24

You add up. She was on the Bachelor's that's one

48:26

guy, all the guys on the Bachelorette,

48:28

all the guys here, how many how many

48:31

chances has she had?

48:32

And she's like sabotaged, she picks the wrong

48:34

guybotage. I think she

48:36

was good with Brandon, but then

48:38

he sabotaged.

48:39

Yeah, and she was.

48:41

Really by that, because

48:43

I mean everybody was. And then that girl you know, just

48:46

ghosted it. But this whole season is not

48:48

it's not weird. We don't it's been weird and

48:50

it's been extra weird next to the glory of the

48:52

Golden.

48:52

Bachelor, smaller number of episodes.

48:55

I have, no, it's so wild. I don't

48:57

even know. It feels like it does.

48:59

Regular Bachelor has been truncated, so I wonder if

49:01

in general they've just been shortening seasons.

49:03

Wells made it sound like it wasn't because Well's

49:05

like it was like half it was more halfway point,

49:07

and he was like, well, we're in filming.

49:09

We were only halfway through. So I feel like I

49:11

know, and then so that's why, that's why

49:13

I thought we had more episodes, but then we only have

49:15

one more.

49:16

I have a quick question. Are they expected

49:18

to get engaged?

49:20

Yes?

49:20

Yes, at Bachelor of Paradise.

49:21

Yeah, they're supposed to.

49:22

That's like you win. If you get engaged, you win,

49:24

but you don't have to.

49:25

You don't have to a lot of people have just ended up

49:27

together.

49:28

They just go.

49:30

You win, but they you get engaged the emotion of

49:32

them. You get engaged in.

49:33

Any right, but when you go into it, that's

49:35

the goal.

49:36

The goal is to get engaged. That's the goal.

49:38

Some people like Canadian uh

49:41

seventh Kevin Hey, they

49:43

just left like as pals. And then they got

49:45

married. I think there's been a few people have

49:47

just left as couples. I mean when I say pals,

49:50

I mean couples, not

49:52

engaged couples, right, like, like they're

49:57

so cute.

49:57

And what percentage would you say people that are like

50:00

where a couple were leaving the show? That is

50:02

rare.

50:03

Honestly, this couple of the show has

50:05

made the most because it's like Jamie getting

50:07

married, you mean getting married? No, no, not

50:09

engaged, not engaged.

50:11

I mean when they say we're not working together

50:13

and we're going to just leave the show and be together, but

50:16

leave early, leave early.

50:19

I mean Kaylen and Dean did that, very.

50:21

Fear very that's pretty baller.

50:23

I found my person.

50:24

I don't need the show.

50:25

Kyleen and Dean. That was cool because like Dean came back

50:27

and he's like, hey, I do want to be with you?

50:28

Do you want to go?

50:29

And she's like yeah. And now they're married. They

50:31

get married and they keep rescuing senior

50:33

dog. They're cute, they're really cue, they're

50:35

really cute.

50:37

But I feel like, if you found your person, why would

50:39

you not just stay for the victiis make your man great?

50:41

Agreed to because someone on that show

50:44

is going to try to mess with you. That's true that

50:46

I would get the fuck out.

50:49

Okay, So Rachel and Jordan we're back you guys. She's

50:52

like, I've had such a fun time with you and there's

50:54

no one else I'd rather give my rose

50:57

too. And then we see

50:59

Jordan talking on camera to other

51:01

people. He's like, yeah, well, after she's fucked

51:03

him over with Tanner, I don't know if the

51:05

romantic feelings are there for me. Like, I don't

51:07

know if I can get the romantic feelings back,

51:09

meaning because she sucked me over twice.

51:11

Ye.

51:13

Twice, So I love want to explore

51:15

things with Mercedes. Uh

51:19

So Mercedes is upset

51:22

and she's like so he goes and pulls

51:24

her aside, and he's like, She's like, I want to catch up. You

51:26

know. He's like you okay. She's like, well, Tyler

51:28

told me there's no spark. I deserve

51:31

someone who actually feels a spark with me. I've

51:33

had conversations with you. And he's like,

51:35

I love how great you are. Meanwhile,

51:39

Braiden pulled such a good line. Meanwhile,

51:42

Braiden pulled sparkle Jess and he's

51:44

like, remember when you said all you wanted was a

51:46

guy to bring you a box of chocolates,

51:49

a dude. So she gave chocolate

51:51

and she goes, I need chocolate, and

51:54

then I mean, when you write it all out, your.

51:56

Voice is just dripping with respect.

52:00

And then and then

52:04

Tanner regrets not giving

52:06

Jess a chance, so he decides to go take us

52:08

through. So then he's like,

52:11

he's like, you know, things

52:14

have changed for me. You know I

52:16

was I really liked Jess watching with

52:18

Blake that you were loyal. That was super attractive

52:21

quality. That's a green

52:23

light. So then they have the rose ceremony

52:26

and we have oh my god,

52:29

okay, well well before we even get to that,

52:31

well before we get to that, before

52:33

we get to that, leaves

52:36

Liza Liza and how she whispers

52:39

to Aaron. He's

52:45

like and they literally had to put

52:47

like graphics with her words. It's

52:50

literally like, is everybody baby Jess.

52:52

It's like, baby Jess, baby, Like, it's

52:55

like, what the hell is your voice? He's your

52:57

voice? And I know I have a voice to hear you. I can't

53:00

hear you. So then Jess

53:02

says Tanner and

53:04

then what's his name?

53:06

Taylor?

53:06

Taylor walks on and

53:08

he the smile that lit

53:11

up this poor guy.

53:13

I it was like a guy I

53:15

wanted to I just was like, oh my god.

53:18

And then and then Anthony was like, well

53:20

she should Anthony said that Rachel should

53:22

have chose him well because

53:24

she felt bad.

53:25

I agree with Anthony. Anthony was like, that

53:27

was mean, she should have just chosed.

53:31

Is that was his hail Mary? And then you felt

53:33

that. I mean, he's not been

53:35

the most what's the word I'm looking for, like charismatic.

53:40

I didn't recognize who he was. And

53:42

even when he stepped forward, I was like.

53:44

Who's that?

53:44

So so he walks forward. Then Mercedes

53:47

comes up and then a twist,

53:50

she picks Jordan's and I was like, you

53:52

know what, Sorry, Rachel, you did

53:54

this to yourself. She did

53:56

it to herself.

53:57

Wouldn't be great? If what's the Jesse the host,

53:59

if you said that to her, if the show got

54:01

real? Could the show get real?

54:03

She was the first one on the beach, so like

54:05

she had every opportunity, and

54:08

like, except for

54:10

Braydon, I can't.

54:11

Believe I had a different experience because

54:13

I had forgotten about the Tanner thing. So I was so pro

54:16

and that I felt so bad for her, and now it's like

54:18

more molding

54:20

in my mind, just like.

54:22

The way she dresses. I can't like even.

54:23

About that crazyble

54:26

to the toga.

54:27

I was thinking, Okay, it's going to be casual on

54:29

Bachelor, and I'm thinking these things, bird,

54:32

I should maybe she'll be able to look not

54:35

like like she's from the fifties

54:37

or whatever.

54:38

Six inches of fabric on the beach.

54:40

Yes, And then she's crying,

54:42

going, this is the best thing that ever happened

54:45

to me.

54:46

So I'm like it

54:49

was, And then did the camera crew running after her.

54:51

Jesse Palmer waking up from going after

54:53

her, it was like.

54:55

She's had gone through some bad things. I would

54:57

not be like on one of her

54:59

flights, like.

55:01

I feel badly for her

55:03

because again I feel like I

55:05

feel like she gets in her own way, and

55:09

I understand it. I understand self

55:11

sabotage, and I feel badly for her because

55:13

I actually think she can't help herself. I feel

55:15

badly for her.

55:16

I think that's what she had to extricate herself from

55:18

the situation.

55:19

I was

55:22

really glad she did. I was like, Wow, she just

55:24

really has had it with being rejected, and

55:27

that's probably what she thinks about herself.

55:30

Oh my god, I'm so sad. But she was like, I need to go. I

55:32

feel I mean, I feel badly for because I think she is

55:34

a nice person and

55:36

she.

55:37

Needed Braiden needed to not do that.

55:39

I know that the Braiden was hard. I feel

55:41

badly for her with braid that was where it really went down.

55:43

And then Taylor and Braiden

55:46

got cut. And then Kat

55:48

and John Henry. What were they?

55:50

What was the tag? They were their

55:54

bugs?

55:54

What they were like talking.

55:55

About pain the

55:58

in the water underwater sings a whole that.

56:01

It's when I'm saying to myself, you know, these

56:03

people have no personalities and nothing to talk

56:05

about. It's nice when attack and validate that because

56:09

boom, I.

56:10

Mean, we both like to pee.

56:12

I heard their mash pit saying what was the pea

56:15

thing I was talking about?

56:16

They were relating over like having to peel, like.

56:19

The ocean sound makes

56:22

you have to pee, But because he's an underwater diver,

56:24

he just peas whatever he feels like it. There's no

56:26

delay between having to pee and his peeing.

56:29

So now like the second he has to pee, he's

56:31

like, I'm I'm now pick

56:34

and I have to pay.

56:34

I'm picky.

56:36

Do you want to go pee in the ocean right now, babe?

56:38

Yeah?

56:39

Just equally bring it back to Golden Bachelor. That

56:41

is when when suspicion I had

56:43

that Leslie and Gary were gonna work out us when they met

56:45

the kids, and she's like, we really connected. When he said fuck

56:48

in front of me, it was like he was

56:50

the most romantic thing that happened.

56:52

I love that though, But it

56:54

was also like when she said, like,

56:56

don't lead with that, and then also like when

56:59

he was like, we haven't had the hard conversations,

57:01

and she's like, when was the last time you had sex?

57:03

You know what I mean?

57:04

Just like everything was like that. It's

57:06

like, I mean, it's I

57:08

mean, I think sex is great. Sex is like

57:10

when it's only like if you don't want like

57:12

if I feel like people will be picked me for that,

57:15

that's all you're talking.

57:15

About, you know what I mean, like filling

57:18

the role in the moment of like, yes, let's have the

57:20

hard conversation.

57:21

Yeah yeah, yeah, she

57:23

made a joke about it.

57:24

She immediately deflated it. But then I always also I

57:26

do, but I think she is that sex oriented,

57:28

which is why I think she fucked his brains out. I

57:30

think she actually does care when you us had sex

57:33

because she wanted to know she could blows I

57:36

think she wanted to know she could blow his mind like

57:38

she wanted for Thirsty.

57:41

Yeah, yeah, you

57:43

guys. All right, we're gonna take any final thoughts

57:45

before we come back and pick tweetter the way.

57:48

Can't wait till next week?

57:49

Oh my god? Okay, well we'll do after the break. We'll talk

57:51

about who we think it's engaged and who we get breaks up?

57:55

Yes, put

58:01

on keys

58:02

and.

58:07

We're back.

58:08

Okay, you guys, who

58:11

do you think is going to break up? Who's going

58:13

to get engaged? Any engagements? And

58:15

who do you think is going to just

58:17

leave as a couple, and who do you think is getting

58:19

married? Marylynn will start with you, Oh boy,

58:22

do you not want to be first?

58:23

Well?

58:23

I want to say even and Kylie. They're so boring

58:26

and then they're teasing that they're breaking up, which makes

58:28

me think they're staying together.

58:29

Okay, they're going to get engaged.

58:32

Yeah, because she's going to push it and he's

58:34

going to push it, and they're so milk toasts and

58:36

they're both just going to do that.

58:38

What do you think about I actually,

58:40

in a weird way think Canadian Sam

58:42

and Pete might get engaged but nobody.

58:44

No. It is really sweet, but I feel like because they're

58:46

not famous enough, people aren't going

58:48

to care, and.

58:49

They're may be the most solid relationship because

58:51

they're underplaying it.

58:52

Yeah, and I think that we don't even see it. And I

58:54

think that they might get engaged.

58:55

What about Eliza and Yeah.

58:57

They might. I bet they get engaged. I bet

59:00

they get engaged. So now I'm saying to take it. I

59:02

said we're not gonna through engagements. I think

59:04

I think even such, and so Kylie

59:06

break up. Yeah, I think we might

59:08

hope. I think Pete. I

59:10

think Pete and Sam are gonna

59:13

leave his boyfriend girlfriend. And

59:15

I think Eliza. No, I'm

59:17

gonna say Pete and Sam get engaged and

59:19

then Aaron b and Eliza

59:23

are like, I'd like to see where this goes.

59:25

I think John Henry and get engaged and they

59:27

pee together, as.

59:29

It'd be so fun. Okay, what do

59:31

you think here we go?

59:32

Test? I think that definitely Kylie's

59:35

because I do think that Kylie Blake thing was alarming,

59:37

So I think there's something going on there. So that will be

59:39

a breakup.

59:40

Trouble in paradise.

59:41

Yeah, and I'm going to vote

59:44

for the Pea couple too, because I do feel like fate

59:46

like that seemed to hit

59:48

for both of them.

59:49

Pea couple, it's so good.

59:52

Yeah, you can't be pissed off at someone that kind of makes.

59:54

A weird sense. She can act out

59:56

and then he's just.

59:57

Like, you're

1:00:00

right.

1:00:02

Honestly, I feel like they might now that he

1:00:04

has to say that you're absolutely right, they

1:00:06

might.

1:00:06

Remember when she goes my soul,

1:00:09

I'm getting parts of my soul back I

1:00:11

can, which just means I got a hot guy I can

1:00:13

control, and I took them from somebody else, and

1:00:16

I'm good. That's all I want. That's all I mean.

1:00:18

She was the biggest nightmare and now we just

1:00:20

don't see her. It's wild. She was

1:00:22

seriously such

1:00:24

a wild tornado and

1:00:27

we've not seen her for weeks.

1:00:28

It feels like in this season like big things

1:00:31

were cut out. That makes me wonder if I shit

1:00:33

went down the base.

1:00:34

This has been a very This has been my least

1:00:37

favorite season because

1:00:39

I feel like, if there are real couples

1:00:41

happening, let me see it. I'm

1:00:43

actually I know Brandon and Serene.

1:00:45

Well, here's the thing is, like, I mean there might be

1:00:48

maybe Kylie, and even like we're not seeing

1:00:51

I want to say to the producers that as much

1:00:53

as I make jokes, I am not a

1:00:55

I am not a cynical person, and I really do

1:00:57

root for people. I truly want people

1:00:59

to be happy. I don't watch the

1:01:02

fun of this is is actually like

1:01:04

the Shenanigans around a couple of couples actually

1:01:07

falling in love. Like I really want a few people

1:01:09

to fall in love and be like a nice match.

1:01:11

So show me that. And I don't

1:01:14

need a ton of time if they're boring. But I'm

1:01:16

actually rooting for whoever it

1:01:18

is. Someone's going to get engaged and I'm

1:01:20

gonna guess it's someone we haven't spent much time with.

1:01:22

I'd like to have seen a little more of it. Unless

1:01:25

they're so boring, Like.

1:01:26

I'm jumping back to the Tanner

1:01:29

and whoever make out. It's like they're like, oh

1:01:31

they're making out. We have to show that. It's like, well that didn't

1:01:33

go anywhere, so now we're just confused.

1:01:35

Got to show that time.

1:01:36

I know that two

1:01:41

hours, So show me some of the falling

1:01:43

in love and then the horny makeouts, Like, but

1:01:45

I want to see some people falling in love if they

1:01:47

really are going to get engaged.

1:01:49

Show it's like you're the Bachelor. The

1:01:51

best thing that you the thing that you're the best at is making

1:01:53

boring people is falling in love interesting?

1:01:55

Yeah, okay, Bill, who

1:01:57

do you think?

1:01:58

What are you reading what you did said? Because

1:02:00

I put a lot of stock when you in

1:02:02

the things you say. I think I'm

1:02:05

gonna get I'm going to guess maybe Eliza

1:02:08

and Aaron, because yeah, they're like two really

1:02:10

boring people who seem to be working

1:02:12

out. But I don't think there were any really good connections

1:02:15

because I think they would have shown it. What do I do?

1:02:17

So I don't think anyone gets married. I think the people

1:02:19

getting married and I don't know, I think they're a previous

1:02:22

previous couple.

1:02:23

Area.

1:02:23

That's making me think of Mari and Kenny, Like,

1:02:25

but I know they actually showed.

1:02:27

That it's not that one. But I know it's not

1:02:29

them because they got married in Puerto Rico.

1:02:31

So I wonder who because

1:02:34

I was thinking it might be them.

1:02:35

Who I'm saying from yeah.

1:02:40

Exactly, Like like grocery

1:02:43

store jokes.

1:02:44

Yeah, yeah,

1:02:46

that could be that. We know it's not the Golden Bachelor.

1:02:48

But they've already gotten married. But like they

1:02:50

were a good couple to watch for. You're saying,

1:02:52

who's going to get married? Who's going to get married? And

1:02:55

Thomas Oh right, yeah,

1:02:57

Doug figured that out.

1:02:58

It's got to be back in what they're going to surprise

1:03:01

somebody.

1:03:02

Somebody gets married and they are engaged

1:03:04

and they have a kid, but they haven't gotten married.

1:03:07

I've done that's fun.

1:03:09

Yes, yes they did. What do

1:03:11

you mean a surprise marriage?

1:03:12

Yeah?

1:03:13

Yes, yes, who did it? But they did

1:03:15

it at the beginning early enough. They Yeah, they did

1:03:17

it like the first episode to show like this can happen

1:03:19

to you, like they did it early on. It was

1:03:21

curly enough. Yeah, it was cute. Yeah,

1:03:23

but I think it's going to be

1:03:27

that's a really good guess. I mean that

1:03:29

was Doug Benson. I think, who get good job done?

1:03:32

The guy. He's going to be here for a finale. I

1:03:34

like how locked in and I'm here for it. Okay,

1:03:37

you guys, you

1:03:39

know what, we didn't get any new reviews.

1:03:42

What the fuck?

1:03:43

People?

1:03:43

It's so sad. It's

1:03:46

my Birthday on Sunday,

1:03:49

new reviews.

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Not one new review waiting for us

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yeah, we only have one. We only

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us a review.

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Somebody act out.

1:04:03

This is also like when Apple when

1:04:05

I Heart decides if we're gonna get picked up again

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buying people present by people's present,

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there we go, Here we go. Shianne Constant

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Tricksy Firecracker. The

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Batchination camera crew have been killing me tonight.

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Dude was like, do I have to follow her? Okay?

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This is from Lazy B two. A Lazy B two the

1:06:52

preview of John Henry deciding whether to

1:06:54

propose to Cat reminds me of the time

1:06:57

my three year old said his brain told him

1:06:59

to wear a helmet, but he wasn't going to listen

1:07:01

to his brain. This

1:07:04

is from Shayne Constant Blake. We

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got to find another way for you to find love

1:07:09

in the Batch universe. Maybe go to a friend's

1:07:11

wedding, hook up with a guest, become the

1:07:13

Batch hookup is on your season pick

1:07:15

two women over her and then date her later. I

1:07:19

mean, he really is like, how am I gonna do it? It's

1:07:21

like, well, you've been on three times now, so here

1:07:25

we go. This is Melissa

1:07:27

and Melissa Underscore Rave Peter

1:07:29

sitting in the cabana watching Jess walk

1:07:31

by, crying and he turns around

1:07:34

back to his convot like, don't make eye contact,

1:07:36

don't make eye contact, don't make up my contact. And

1:07:39

this is also from Melissa Rave. Well,

1:07:42

at least somebody used the boom Boom room.

1:07:44

Thanks Gary and Teresa. And

1:07:47

then the final one Rose reactions. Where

1:07:50

is the vibe check counter? We need it

1:07:52

back as Blake says, the vibes are

1:07:54

off, all right? What are your top

1:07:57

two you guys? I like that helmet.

1:07:59

I like that helmet helmet. Yeah,

1:08:01

him a helmet and then like,

1:08:04

Okay, here we go Lazy B two. The

1:08:06

preview of John Henry deciding whether to

1:08:08

propose to cat reminds me of the time

1:08:10

my three year old said his brain told him to wear

1:08:13

a helmet, but he wasn't going to listen to

1:08:15

his brain. Or Shyanne

1:08:17

Constant at Trixie Firecracker, Blake,

1:08:19

we got to find another way for you to find love in the

1:08:21

Batch universe. Maybe go to a friend's wedding,

1:08:23

hook up with the guest, become the badge. Hookup

1:08:25

is on your season, pick two women

1:08:27

over her and then date her later. Okay,

1:08:30

Blake or John Henry helmet,

1:08:33

Mary.

1:08:33

Lynn helmet that

1:08:35

would go with helmet too.

1:08:37

Okay, Grevity, I'm gonna go Blake.

1:08:39

Okay, Okay, helmet.

1:08:42

It is Lazy B two. You

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won your Tweet of the Week winner. Preview

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of John Henry deciding whether to post a cat

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reminds me of the time my three year old said his brain

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The other day is like you had so many fucking jams.

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Lady, Chris was so the gold digger excuse

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Are they Your friend is a little Chris? Your friend?

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Yeah? I texted this morning. Okay,

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I was so scared to ask for a picture with him, but definitely,

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yeah, I definitely had some quality moments

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with him and I found him to be just the

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You're the best, Bill CUSSERU

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would you like to promote?

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There's so much going on, but I I

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you know, if any even though there's

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a lot of people are are looking for an old white

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Thank you, thank you.

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the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,

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or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.