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Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose?

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A production of iHeartRadio. Oh

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a Monday morning. I've got a jumpsuit

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on. Yeah, we're in Hell's Kitchen,

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baby, Yeah, very

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hellish. I took a shower.

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That's yeah,

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it's not just it is drip teak

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Hour thinking about you too.

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Hello, another episode of Well Except

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This Rose. My name is artim Marine, coming to you from

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a very bougie sound

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studio in Hell's Kitchen in New York City

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with me today is raining man, and I'm

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gonna say you guys got

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the final roses of our listeners.

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The New York City, the New York City

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Festival Roses.

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Oh my god, the New Yores' city on my

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calendar.

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I didn't know the festival happened.

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Absolutely, you guys got the roses. The coincides

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black history. But this huge thank you so.

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Much is you guys

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are the Rose, the Rose Kings, ladies

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and gentlemen. Across from me a

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man that you might know from the First Wives Club.

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Yes, the TV show thee

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not the film Me and Bet Me Bet,

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Diane Keaton and that other lady Goldie.

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On Oh,

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I just couldn't think of the trio were

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the fourth wife.

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I was the fourth wifet out a

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beautiful baby.

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He gets hocus Pocus in the First Wives Club.

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You also might know him from

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the show that we were on together that

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nobody saw, Michael and Mike Lovish.

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And I

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love it. I love it. I think I got fifty

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four cents from.

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That, Michael and Mike, I think I got fifty.

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I worked on that.

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Did we all worked on that? Hey,

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guys, guys, Michael and Mike, you're right now

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that you all were.

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Waiting for glory for you.

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Also, he's going to be the on a new AMC

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show. That's his show, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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A brilliant stand up, a brilliant writer, soon

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to be brilliant.

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Offer It's true podcast.

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Host of Adulting with Michelle

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Buteau, our friend.

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Jordi car I just you

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know what, I don't do enough inventory

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of what I do.

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You know, you know the attitude of gratitude,

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attitude.

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Look as a person who's been on many

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shows, and I'm I'm aware, like it's nice

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to set people like let like sometimes you

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little they're like, oh, here's ared you want to

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give somebody like you've done a lot of work. Let's

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take a moment to like respect you.

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Thank you for these roses. I

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will I will take them. Thank you so much.

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And also that's another beautiful baby boy.

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He was the fifth wife in the First Club.

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That's true.

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And I was the fifth wife First

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Wives Club, Second time around Focus.

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He was also in the Witches of East I guess.

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Was I was.

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I was in Death that thumbs there. I

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was in hocus Pocus too.

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He was also he was also an

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overboard.

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You might and he was

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you were like an understudy for broadcast

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news.

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You might know he

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was a moonstruck you might. You

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might know him as he.

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Is first.

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The best comedy show in New York City that's

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real once a month at Chelsea Music

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Fall. It's called Sweet. You never know

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who's going to come by, you.

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Never know the blast.

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He's freaking hilarious. He also

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won your Heart's here and he

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and he is a regular anywhere

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he works at and is a regular at

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the Tonight show. It

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he's a freaking king and

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he's a comedy killer ladies and gentlemen. Our

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friends seth hearts that I.

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Can hear you clapping it home.

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I call him the Baron of the Burrow. I do that, do

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that?

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W's burrow though this one.

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No, Manhattan, you are not a.

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Brick and.

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Manhattan I get. I get a little allergic

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when I go to Brooklyn.

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Mahat.

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No, it's very cool and I have.

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A lot of friends.

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You did come to Brooklyn recently and you

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survived to tell the tale. You a children's museum

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where we went museum.

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With children's Jordan and I read a children's party

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together at the children's museum and

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it took me and my Shirp had died on the way.

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It was so it's really fun.

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It was so out there have fun. Yes,

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we had a blast. We had a live snake. We played with a live

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snake.

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But yeah, it sounds dirty than it was.

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Just a couple of dads having fun. Also,

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I want to say what I want to say. No,

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Jordan, you came in. I sucked

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you in at a comedy show. I was like, do you want to watch

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Golden Bachelor. You're like, okay, I'll do

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that. So No, this is your first real

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Bachelor, and let me just give you a little history

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about the leads. The male leads

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please ABC in my

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opinion, and our listeners can either agree

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to agree or just see you later,

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lady. They generally cast

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guys that are not they

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like it's slightly new, they feel slightly neutered.

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It feels like, don't worry, America,

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don't worry. It's usually don't worry, like super

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religious America that watches this. They're

5:10

not gonna fuck your daughters, or they're gonna marry

5:12

her first, and then they're gonna move to the suburbs and

5:15

like, so they're not there leads

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that almost like these bevy of

5:19

gargeous scals. It feels like

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they'll tolerate, but they're not actually

5:24

Harney, for I feel like Joey

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is actually adorable and this is the

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first guy in a because he

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is still a sweety petiti. You feel like the parents

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would like him. But to me, he's the

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first male lead in a minute that it

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feels like like Zach

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No Clayton

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not really like like I feel

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like this is the first sort of cutie pie in a second.

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Do you agree with us?

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I think emotionally

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he's neutered. He seemed to me

5:52

he feels like Chad that Pete

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Davidson a bid from SLA

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where he's just like there's no highs or

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lows the emotion. He's completely normal

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and doesn't really give a fuck, like not he doesn't

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care.

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But he's like now he said he struggled with anxiety

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and stuff. In the past. He has said

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that like he always feels.

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Like he's totally neutral to everything. That's

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the way it feels to me. Where he's like he's they're

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like, I love you, I love you. He's like, all right, cool, it's.

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Gotta overwhelming to have this many people.

6:20

Yeah, well I'm you know, I mean having

6:22

seen Golden Batch, yeah, and

6:25

seeing this Haram really

6:27

of older seasoned pensioners,

6:31

you know, throwing themselves at this man.

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Gary. Yeah.

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Gary, I just say I refering to him as this man after after

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I found it the truth.

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Okay, he wasn't

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really Okay, he

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was.

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His wife died, he took over her

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identity.

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She's

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a good all right.

6:49

So I just I feel like this guy

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is getting all these people thrown at him,

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and it's I believe it.

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I believe it.

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He's he has just enough stubble,

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yes to cause some much trouble. Yes,

7:02

he has these eyes where it's like you're looking into the

7:04

ocean a little bit. Yeah, and it's like it's

7:06

really he has his come hither stare. His

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skin is golden.

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I'm not saying he's not a great looking dude.

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I'm just thinking, like every time, but

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it's a show, he's like, I'm really excited.

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He was never excited. He was like, I'm really excited.

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But he doesn't have to be charismatic.

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I think, look like that, and you have

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those eyes and you have that skin, you don't have to

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have those teeth, have aristhma.

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I think he's gonna I think I have charisma

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too. I think that he might. I

7:33

think he might get go. I get

7:36

the feeling that it's almost like his synaps

7:38

is. It's like he has so many hot gals,

7:41

so.

7:41

Many it's overwhelming. Frame he doesn't have a deal.

7:43

You And I think it's almost like he's probably

7:46

super into a bunch of them, but also

7:48

like kind of a nice guy and like trying

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to like I bet it's overwhelming

7:53

to kind of keep it straight and figure it because like,

7:56

like who wouldn't be attracted to like there's

7:58

so many hot, sweet ladies.

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So it's almost I

8:03

won because he was saying when he went to hometowns

8:05

with charity, like that he can

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tend to like put on a like

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that he's put on a face before,

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and that he's struggled into like he'll privately

8:14

struggle with things. His dad

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came out when he was like twelve, so

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his parents, his parents got divorced. I

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don't know of his dad is with a partner.

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A lot.

8:24

That's a lot.

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That's a lot.

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And I think it's also like it was like an earlier time

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like now I feel like like like I

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think it was just a lot, Like he's probably

8:32

what like thirty thirty top, so like eighteen

8:34

years ago, you know what I mean. Like just I think

8:37

they're like not that that like, but I think

8:39

that guy might be more internal

8:41

with how he.

8:42

Deals with I had a front row seat at that in the

8:44

seventh grade, not that it happened to me, but

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the guy that sat next to me, Kirk Coude

8:48

case guy was.

8:49

This doesn't say his full name.

8:52

Mine not mine, Levi

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Kude first

8:57

of the first of his name, Cood. Could not

8:59

get him off.

9:00

You know what I'm saying it was just like puberty

9:02

hit and the ladies were just

9:04

like, you know, how to.

9:05

Deal with it?

9:05

Yeah, I thought you meant the same thing happened him. His parents

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came out.

9:08

No, no, that

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happened to So let's just get this right.

9:13

Kirk Kud. His dad came out, no kidding out, no

9:15

no, no.

9:16

Just became like like weird sex

9:18

object.

9:18

Yes, you know he was putting

9:21

a pedestal. Overwhelmed.

9:23

I got, I mean I understood, like like

9:25

seeing that show.

9:26

Was like, oh my god, this is kirk Kud delivering in right

9:28

seventh grade. He doesn't.

9:29

Well, I wonder if also, I mean I couldn't. I

9:31

wonder if Joey was a late bloomer too,

9:33

you know what I mean, Like Joey could have been

9:36

Joey could have been like I remember in Charity's

9:38

house. Yes, no, Joey for

9:41

me is a tall fella and Charity's

9:43

like group the guys were all like six seven, and

9:45

he's like, oh, he's like five ten or something.

9:48

He was like, I'm a smallest ten or five eleven

9:50

something like that.

9:51

Five eight, he's a medium king. I think he's I

9:53

think he's five eight.

9:54

So the gals are all.

9:55

I get the feeling because he stood up. He's like, never

9:57

really that much taller than that. I see, I see he's

9:59

about there.

9:59

How do we feel about that?

10:00

He's perfect?

10:01

I love.

10:03

I love a medium king.

10:04

You think nine is the exact

10:06

right hype Freddy about okay you're five nine? Yeah,

10:09

okay, guys like.

10:11

It depends like

10:14

a medium king.

10:15

Yeah no, no, I understand. I'm five eleven. So it's like

10:17

I always am like it's torn in

10:19

between.

10:19

Yeah, two worlds, but go.

10:21

I will say this though, The cringiest parts

10:23

of this episode for me is when they

10:25

cut to Joey trying to actively listen

10:28

because.

10:28

He's always like, okay, so you're not into

10:30

Joe.

10:31

I just think he's like a bit of I just.

10:37

Like j simple j.

10:40

Guys overdoing

10:42

to you, but try to teach you.

10:44

Tennis.

10:44

He's a sweet guy. He likes

10:46

to serve.

10:47

That's right, he does serve. He serves with.

10:51

To a gen. I think I think he wanted gentle. I mean,

10:53

she's hoty hoty bubbati. But I

10:56

think I think he was a terrible. She was like

10:58

I'm sure I would at least like I tried.

11:00

To have the funniest, cringiest surf

11:02

lesson.

11:03

Okay, here we go. So we're starting out, guys,

11:06

there's a group date and he's looking

11:08

for missus right by the way, Jesse has

11:11

completely grown on me as a host. The final

11:13

thing Jesse

11:14

and.

11:17

He finally got the joke.

11:20

He finally got Now, now, my brother

11:22

loves football and apparently Jesse

11:25

is like fun in that capat Like apparently

11:27

for.

11:27

A football player, he's hilarious.

11:29

I think it's because he's a commentator.

11:31

I think, like so iron a comedian,

11:33

he's the least funny person.

11:35

You're not a lady who's gone on dates to the guys

11:37

that they think they should be comedians. Okay,

11:40

so then so then uh,

11:43

Sydney is pissed. Uh

11:45

so so they're going to the High Street Arts

11:48

theater and uh you're so excited.

11:50

Oh my god, they're so excited.

11:51

What's happy?

11:52

They're excited that we're going on.

11:56

It could be a ritual killing, I

11:58

was thinking. I was like, they don't know what.

11:59

To do, but they're so excited, Like wait till you find out

12:01

what's happening.

12:03

Basically, we're in the NoHo Arts district.

12:05

The day cards like you know, I'm

12:07

looking for missus Wright and we're going to fight

12:09

to the death the fight

12:11

club and one persons say, two people

12:14

enter.

12:14

One person group date.

12:17

So excited.

12:17

You're so excited. I've never seen so much.

12:19

What was so funny is they were so excited until

12:21

they found out what they.

12:22

Had to do.

12:22

Well, it felt did It

12:25

felt so dated to have a

12:27

pageant like the look and to have the ladies

12:30

to have asking from Golden Bachelor

12:32

April, Susan, Kathy and

12:34

Nancy. Yeah, and it felt like really

12:37

Susan and Kathy were the

12:39

only two that seemed happy to be there. The other two

12:41

on the end, you were just there. You're like, okay,

12:44

somehow I got to be part of asking because

12:46

Kathy made it up. If you're asking, I'm

12:48

talent, and it's like jeth

12:50

I was.

12:51

Just like, why they make them say that on TV?

12:53

Kathy?

12:54

Why did they make me have to hear that they

12:56

were ready?

12:57

You were ready?

12:57

They're ready?

12:58

And the pageant, the dated

13:01

look of the dead the ladies are like, are

13:03

you fucking kidding me? I had to do it felt

13:06

so dated.

13:07

They really were not happy and they and they, to

13:09

the producer's credit, they let everyone know

13:11

that they weren't happy about it.

13:12

Yeah, it was like, what which

13:15

a few years ago they had only

13:17

pageant. I'm sure some of these girls did

13:19

do pageant.

13:20

Sure, well, she talked about it, Sidney said.

13:22

Sydney was like, he was like, I'm sure, credit I

13:24

did Texas. I was like Miss Texas teams.

13:27

And then there's the cheerleaders. Everyone's like,

13:29

are you serious? You're cheerleading right right her?

13:32

She could not wait. So basically,

13:34

so yeah, they had to do their They just show their

13:37

their casual at home looks, which

13:39

was cute Lazy Sunday Lazy.

13:41

Sunday because Joe was gonna

13:43

have a lot of those. That's gonna

13:45

be a lot of your life.

13:46

I was like, are you guys all gonna like do like a rap

13:48

now.

13:49

Like two thousand and six?

13:51

Yeah, a

13:53

box like class by Lazy Sunday.

13:55

They're gonna do like I thought someone's gonna.

13:57

Rap last year.

13:58

And then they had to do Oh

14:02

then they did question and answer.

14:03

We didn't see any of that.

14:05

And then they were like, well the question and answers

14:07

they had Maria, you've been married for three years,

14:10

you've lost You've lost this spark.

14:12

I feel like her answer was actually chill and good.

14:15

She's like, hopefully we haven't, but we'll bring in what we have

14:17

to bring in.

14:17

Like that's a very honest, normal answer.

14:19

Yeah, she for somebody that they're really trying

14:21

to make be the villain, and like

14:23

last week she did kind of suck, but like

14:25

there are times where like

14:27

like she actually feels she is clearly

14:30

a shit stir, but not that bad. I felt like

14:32

that was a good answer, and.

14:34

I think that was that was I was offended

14:36

by as a comedian, was they asked,

14:38

what's her.

14:38

Name, Sydney?

14:39

If she's face Sydney? Okay, what

14:41

she was honest, which is perfectly fine with.

14:43

Me, Kelsey making Kelsey.

14:45

Yes, They're like, what would you do with stuck an elevator?

14:48

We'd make some memories, which is like the vaguest,

14:50

unfunniest answer.

14:51

Yeah, and she got the rose for.

14:53

The worst possible time. The

14:56

kiss she was like, no, no different

14:58

person to the kiss.

15:00

Correct me, Yeah, the kiss was given by

15:02

the kiss was well, we'll get there, we'll

15:04

get there there, Okay, that's

15:07

okay. So then Lexi, she's

15:09

like, what do you like the most about his appearance? I love

15:11

his heart, I love his heart.

15:13

Yeah that was smart. Yeah it was answer.

15:16

So then we have the songs. A Duena wrote

15:18

a song. I actually was nervous when

15:20

she said it, and then I feel like she did

15:22

a nice job.

15:23

Gamble.

15:24

It sounded just like another song. Did

15:27

you notice that the first few notes? It's been

15:29

a long day. You

15:34

all about it?

15:35

When I see you again? She

15:37

stole the melody.

15:39

I wrote a brand new I wrote.

15:41

A brand new song. From Fast and Furious.

15:42

Tents they

15:47

played when Paul Walker drove off that was

15:50

the death song. Cried like a baby,

15:52

cried like a baby. I cried

15:56

like a baby.

15:56

You guys if she had just ended that poem with family

15:59

and walked out out of.

16:02

How is your bar that high? I

16:05

love it. The pageant,

16:08

the yeah,

16:11

they just zoom past certain parts of like that. Maria

16:13

did a full split.

16:18

I get full, like a flip without

16:20

her hands and landing like a full

16:23

rush.

16:24

That's your one, literally preview

16:27

of coming attractions, young Joseph, Right,

16:30

She's showing you what she can.

16:31

Do impress him.

16:33

I was like, whoa, that.

16:34

Was limber, timber, And I was like, dude, I

16:36

mean just from the physical, like, come

16:39

on, incredible.

16:40

She was she's she's a look,

16:42

she'll be the Queen of Paradise. She's a star.

16:45

She's hot,

16:48

she's fun, she's We've never never

16:50

had a Canadian sitter.

16:52

Because they're usually very polite.

16:55

Okay, so then we have Sydney's

16:57

been in a pageant and she's like,

17:00

l oh v E

17:04

love is where Joey and me are?

17:07

I g HG I

17:09

missus, I mean like and the lack of self

17:11

awareness her it's

17:14

I don't think she was kidding when she thought

17:16

she stuck her.

17:19

And I can't tell if the producers were like you

17:21

and should do a cheerleading and then to everyone else,

17:24

do not react to this, or I

17:26

can't tell it happened naturally, or if they sort of said

17:28

I think she's.

17:29

Such a drip that they didn't need to even

17:31

set it up. But I'm sure the producers

17:33

are evil enough that there's a little

17:35

Jordan talk to me.

17:36

No, no, no, no, I'm waiting. I'm patiently waiting,

17:38

Hey, Jordan, your goal. No, it's just

17:41

that there's

17:43

a thing about pageants in Rhode Island.

17:45

Yes, I'm from islandright on, so you'll understand

17:47

this hot take coming in Texas

17:49

producing.

17:50

From Rhode Island is never won.

17:52

Rhde Island is never one because they're

17:54

tiny, and I have mean to

17:56

the mis RhoD Island pageant.

17:57

Okay and not okay?

17:59

Per how long were you in yours?

18:01

Are you in it? No? I was, I wasn't in it.

18:03

I was, I was dating it.

18:05

I just want to make sure that everything dating. I

18:07

was just watching from.

18:09

The window outside the window. Want to make sure

18:11

that everything went fine. Miss

18:14

Texas it's it's not even fair. Miss Texas should

18:16

be like its own thing. It's and

18:19

the fact that has not a ship,

18:22

but E just takes it really seriously.

18:24

Texas takes a.

18:24

Very huge state.

18:25

It's the size and the scope and

18:27

the pool of people versus Rude Island.

18:30

Rhode Island is about twenty people.

18:31

Yeah, me and my brother just signed staple

18:34

to like a like a like a freaking lamp post.

18:36

Like you guys want to be in the misrud all

18:38

except for you if they have to Connecticut.

18:42

How you fucking kidding me? Get over here? Where's your fucking

18:44

tankini?

18:45

I'm just saying that was a Miss Rhode

18:47

Island standard of like pageant.

18:49

Yes, I should have gone, Oh my god, I would

18:51

have swapped. Okay, Hey,

18:54

what's up. Creston is ad marine from Little

18:56

Compton. All right,

19:00

I can do pig Latin.

19:01

Okay,

19:04

I'm just saying Okay. So she probably thought that

19:06

she was doing great by Rhode Island standards, forever,

19:09

by Texas standards.

19:11

Yeah, I mean I worked the misquamake at water

19:13

Pack. Okay, here we go. So

19:16

then we have uh

19:19

okay, So that was brutal.

19:21

So Lexi comes up hilariously.

19:23

Lexi comes up as she goes, who's

19:25

a digital strategist, so

19:27

she's like an Instagram She's trying just

19:29

like a influence, trying to be an influence on her.

19:32

That can mean to mean anything.

19:33

So she's like, my talent,

19:35

I've been told I'm the CUA.

19:39

Yes, And then she.

19:41

Does it and is rewarded

19:45

for her bravery.

19:47

You really stepped out of your comfortation.

19:48

I cannot. That made me mad at him.

19:50

It made me mad at the whole show. It was

19:52

I felt the girl's anger me too.

19:54

This is crazy.

19:55

And I also felt like even though Maria, Maria

19:59

was like, at least I did a split, you know

20:01

what I mean, talent, and it was like, you

20:03

know, I think what she and

20:05

Aduina, who say, who ripped off the song? Like,

20:08

but they were at least she practiced and wrote

20:10

a song, yes, And I felt like I

20:12

felt like they were they were articulating it,

20:14

they're like it feels. I think

20:16

it also to me made them

20:18

trust him less of like, oh so that's

20:21

so this is so why call it a talent

20:23

if you're just trying to be like who can make you like the

20:25

most turned on? Like why say

20:28

if that's not even why make us go

20:30

learn this if it's not.

20:31

I feel like the show goes there so easily

20:34

that this is one step away from well, my talent is I'm

20:36

going to give the best hand jobs, so

20:39

take it out like how.

20:41

Yeah, I didn't he

20:43

and he didn't like the.

20:44

Last stud that's not what this is.

20:47

I felt like already was like a real purv

20:49

like Joey at least seems kind of like a nice

20:51

guy. The fact that he,

20:53

I felt like, to me, it

20:56

made the women trust him less,

20:58

and I think that was a misstep.

21:00

I think he should have either done two things or have been

21:02

like, well, okay, let's see what other talent you have,

21:04

like do something else or go for

21:06

her bit.

21:07

But then don't.

21:08

Reward, don't give it, you know, you

21:10

know, the producers made him do that to stir

21:12

some ship. But I think it dinged

21:15

his credibility.

21:16

Ding his credibility. I see that.

21:18

But there's always the factor that fortune

21:21

favors the bold, And what I saw in Gold Gold

21:23

was that them's who got

21:26

to Gary's lips first, We're going

21:28

to stick around the longest.

21:29

So it's like he's like favors

21:31

the horny.

21:31

Yeah, but in this case it doesn't

21:33

matter because he literally.

21:35

Will make out with you.

21:35

Jarney favors the bold.

21:38

Think seems to make out with someone

21:40

within thirty seconds of talking to I know everyone.

21:42

This guy's super sexual.

21:44

Yeah, the

21:46

camera guys. He's making out the camera guy.

21:48

But more than

21:50

the other guys in the past.

21:52

It's a little earlier and a little more. I think it's more

21:54

and sooner than in the past.

21:57

What I think he I'm going to go out in a

21:59

limon and say.

21:59

That doctor to this it looks like it was like a thing.

22:01

There's something to come out of your hands, And I was like, what

22:03

is that?

22:04

It's Joe I'm gonna go ahead

22:06

and say that.

22:07

I think that Joey may be like hot take

22:09

polyamorous, because he's just like

22:11

he's so comfortable getting

22:14

in people's personal space.

22:16

So immediately I'm like, dude, this guy

22:19

like.

22:19

On the beach right, people would come into

22:21

the like he'd have like little one on ones of people

22:23

and it's just like thirty seconds and he's.

22:26

Like in the zone.

22:27

I honestly, I think he has

22:29

I think it's more he has nothing to say.

22:30

I don't like

22:33

every male lead.

22:34

Is the same as it really want to make out the.

22:37

Beau Zach had didn't. At least Joey's asked

22:39

a couple of questions. Zach would

22:41

ask nothing and just start making out. I think if he

22:43

had no curiosity about the house,

22:45

zero right. I mean, the

22:48

women are so pretty, and I feel

22:50

like these guys are just like it's

22:52

always interesting to see the male

22:54

leads if they can, if they can stay

22:57

good guys and like be the head of a harem,

22:59

you know what I mean. I'm like, like, I feel like it focks

23:01

with even the nicest of guys to have this many

23:04

women pest Jordan's.

23:05

I know what it is.

23:05

I know the metaphor of all metafact I get it now,

23:07

I see it now. I feel yes, sociologists.

23:12

Put my nerd glasses.

23:13

Yes, yes, do it.

23:14

This show, if I may, is

23:16

so smartly nothing more than

23:19

the cash World wind machine.

23:21

You step in and you're trying to get

23:23

as many dollars as possible and

23:25

as little time.

23:26

And that is why everyone is making

23:28

out like mad.

23:29

You have to just they're like, they're like Harpy

23:31

Simples, dude, who cares?

23:33

You know they testimony?

23:35

Oh thank god?

23:36

Yeah, but it feels well, then that must be

23:38

why he's making out like crazy. I was like, you're gonna catch

23:40

you a cold. You're gonna do it, I know it. And

23:42

it's just like at least the sniffles and you're trying

23:45

to get all them dollars in your pocket.

23:46

Herpyes, herpees.

23:48

What's your strategy?

23:49

What's your strategy?

23:50

My strategy is I take out your

23:52

shirt. Well, I've never been on the Bachelor,

23:54

I've never been on the house.

23:55

I'm saying, if you're in the dollar, dollar the

23:58

dollar, I'm always yeah, they

24:00

say the person that actually, just if

24:02

you sit there and don't ty to

24:05

grab anything and hold your shirt

24:07

out, it will come to you.

24:09

Yes, Joseph, do you see what I'm.

24:10

Saying really is a

24:13

strategy.

24:14

Okay, so what would you do if you're the bachelor?

24:16

I'd make the ladies make out and then.

24:18

I wo okay,

24:23

okay, okay.

24:26

If I were the bachelor, I don't know what I would do, but I wouldn't

24:28

do that.

24:28

I would. She know what I would do. I would shame

24:31

every woman as they leaned in to try to kiss me, like

24:33

whoa, whoa, woa, I don't even know you

24:36

that women love that. Hey, hey,

24:38

hey, hey, what do you think I am. I'm not that kind

24:41

of guy.

24:41

I did that once and not a good What

24:44

did she say?

24:45

She just was like it was

24:47

all building at this moment, jackass, and

24:49

then like and I was like for her, she

24:52

said that no, no, no, no no, but she could

24:54

you could tell that. She was like it was like we

24:56

had this, it was in college. We had this wonderful night together.

24:58

It was pretty clear that we were both heading

25:00

in the same direction. And I was like, what would it be like if I

25:03

just those person right now?

25:07

How did it feel? How did you feel?

25:10

I shouldn't be really annoyed and

25:12

mad.

25:13

She wasn't vexed annoyed what

25:15

I get the sores, but she was definitely

25:17

like oh okay, like in the and the

25:20

energy changed and shifted, So

25:22

I like, and I'm not handsome

25:24

enough to do that, you know what I'm saying, so get

25:27

away with it.

25:27

So it was a real ambush to her emotions.

25:29

She was like, she's like, I'm doing all this for you

25:32

uggos and.

25:32

Like me, but

25:36

yeah, there is my big bike and again we can a

25:38

person.

25:40

Put this this end.

25:42

Did she come back around later?

25:44

Absolutely? Not just

25:48

a window window.

25:49

She was she closed the window.

25:51

Sometimes people like yeah, they were like, oh my god,

25:53

what was wrong with me? And then they want to try and figure it out?

25:55

You like nagging.

25:57

I thought that's how she would take it right away.

25:59

She liked herself more than that.

26:00

Yeah, she was.

26:01

She actually she went.

26:02

To Brown Yeah wow, okay, thanks a lot. But that

26:04

we're narrowing it down, I think.

26:06

I know who it was.

26:08

So then we have Lexi

26:11

one. She's like, I was really in my head. He's

26:13

like, I know, it took a lot of bravery for you to

26:16

do that. I know you stepped out of your comfort

26:18

zone. You did it for me, you know,

26:20

and I just really feel some kind of connection. It's

26:23

effortless, Okay, I just

26:25

like, don't pretend like you're proud

26:27

of her bravery.

26:28

Yeah, that was his whole thing. It's like, you didn't come

26:30

out as by Yeah,

26:33

it wasn't like transitioning on the show.

26:35

She's not that brave. She just wanted. She

26:37

had no talent. She's like, I'm going to make out

26:39

with you and find everyone else. It's a power

26:41

move.

26:41

Okay. So the rate her kiss rate

26:44

her kiss always enforced an awkward to me

26:46

forced an awkward Okay. It was in front of hundreds

26:48

of people, at least at least in.

26:50

The audience, at least two hundred people.

26:52

Asked the crew, he cast, the crew, the producers, and they probably

26:54

had to do take Now.

26:57

You tell me based on all that, what

26:59

you thought of that kiss? Have you had to kiss ever

27:01

on TV?

27:02

Yes?

27:03

Yes? And what was that like for you?

27:05

Depends who it was? Okay, Sometimes

27:08

disgusting right

27:12

now, sometimes

27:14

sometimes fun. There was there was

27:17

one gentleman, gentleman who

27:19

I had to make out was who like

27:22

before the take eight

27:24

eggs salad smoked a cigar and was like pretending

27:26

to bark like a dog.

27:27

And that man, all right, now, Arnold Schwartz, that's

27:30

a richer for him.

27:33

He often says eating.

27:39

Kelsey. She's like, now, Kelsey's

27:41

a cutie pie, She's a different she

27:43

fell out of her comfort zone. He's like, I'm really excited

27:45

know she to have the stupid elevator joke.

27:48

Oh yeah, I like we're gonna make

27:50

memories.

27:51

Like I think she stands a chance to go pretty

27:53

far. He likes her.

27:55

She's very tall, Okay, is.

27:57

That good he wants? I don't know. I over

27:59

six feet I want that.

28:01

I think he wouldn't want a taller one. But I guess he really.

28:03

Likes to look up how tall Joey is.

28:06

I've heard I've heard tell tell us

28:08

that I'm with a shorter person, and

28:10

I love being with a short apetit.

28:13

But like you know, people

28:15

say that if you're lined up in

28:17

the same height that it's it's better sexually

28:21

if you're the same height, if you're the same height

28:23

in the same zone, like the same batting zone,

28:26

like two or three inches each, yeah, two three inches each.

28:29

It's like if you're in the same wheelhouse, then

28:31

it's like you line up your parts line.

28:33

Up right so that it seeks

28:35

for shack.

28:38

His wife is like literally five ft. You know, every

28:40

sing every single.

28:41

Wife I have not seen the pictures.

28:44

I'm not always often like googling shock

28:47

waste you literally wasting your time.

28:49

I'm not doing that.

28:51

To do that later. Meanwhile, Maria

28:54

our Canadian queen, who's who's going

28:56

to be stirring ship later, She's like, I liked

28:58

her honesty. Today was hard for me. It

29:00

was a kissing contest. That's what you validated.

29:03

I fell out of my element. I'm good

29:05

for her.

29:06

I was so proud of her and all the women.

29:08

Yeah.

29:09

Yeah, And she she called him out. She's like, I'm embarrassed

29:11

by my dance and he's like, no,

29:13

you're a star. You work a crowd. And

29:15

he's like look and then he got Then he kind of

29:18

gasplit her a little bit. He's like, he goes, I'm

29:20

very low key, like I don't always show hype,

29:22

and I need to be with somebody who knows that I'm proud of you.

29:24

You know, if I don't say it, it's like, all right, well you

29:27

did still validate the kissing.

29:28

Yeah, Like do.

29:29

You know what I mean? Like, don't make her feel bad that she's

29:31

asking for you to say, hey, good job,

29:34

Like like you fucking don't

29:36

make her be the one with the problem when you need

29:38

to do a kissing. He did that. He was like, I

29:41

need to know that I'm with somebody that I don't always have

29:43

to say it like I'm.

29:44

I need I need to be with someone I don't have to do

29:46

any work that I don't have to you don't have to like be

29:48

in a real relationship with Yes, yeah,

29:53

you know that's what he's saying.

29:55

And then we have Medina Monkey

29:58

kolemic I feel.

29:59

Like she's great on zero for all the shit that happens,

30:01

and then she somehow gets.

30:02

Off now has the audacity

30:04

to be thirty one years old.

30:05

Oh my god.

30:06

So last week what she's

30:08

like almost dead?

30:10

She was literally I will say she has no

30:12

sense of humor. But I but like

30:14

I kind of felt bad for her, like she sucks.

30:17

But like when you saw

30:19

him trying to bait her in and she kept saying

30:21

to him, I don't want to spend my time

30:23

talking about somebody else and like, which

30:26

is actually because you don't, because snitches never get

30:28

far on the show. So you could see

30:30

her kind of knowing that and going like, yeah, that was

30:32

last week. I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, the past,

30:34

and he was like, but I don't feel like I can get

30:36

close to you if you're on and she's like I really She's like

30:38

He's like, well who and she's like and

30:40

she was like I don't want she didn't take the.

30:42

Bait, and like it was like, you're

30:44

bullying me.

30:45

Now.

30:45

Yeah, she was sort of like like

30:47

trying to be like, but what about us? And he kept

30:49

saying, but I understand you felt, and look,

30:52

I think she has no sense of humor and she's kind

30:54

of.

30:55

I'm sure the producers told me had to court

30:57

and like and like if you wanted the case, and

30:59

she you want that buckett

31:04

the bucket.

31:05

Hat at a pool part chop

31:08

please, I.

31:09

Have creasy hands and feet on, greasy

31:11

hands and a greasy mouth, and AGNI.

31:16

Never have I ever been and

31:18

I am a black man, and never have I ever

31:20

been in a pool and been like, you know what's gonna really

31:23

take this to the next time?

31:25

Fast food, fried chicken

31:27

and biscuits.

31:29

Fucket, lose a

31:31

gallon of bikini. You know what makes me

31:33

feel hot? Right now? Get

31:35

a biscuit.

31:37

I don't have enough oil on me. I

31:39

don't have enough dripping oil.

31:41

What if they had little mini cups of like mashed potatoes

31:43

and gravy. I

31:46

guarantee you that was that was on the table. I

31:48

guarantee it was on the table.

31:49

Yes, such a bad idea.

31:51

Well, so then media called

31:53

Medina. She's like, he's like, look,

31:56

I know. She's like, I want to be honest.

31:58

I don't want to talk about this. I want to get to know

32:00

you. He's like, okay, what is everything.

32:03

Okay. She's like, okay, fine,

32:05

I felt insecure about my age.

32:08

I felt invalid and I mentioned it and

32:10

I felt invalidated. I felt

32:13

bullied. Okay, this is where she's

32:15

like, well, she resisted. She resisted, and

32:17

then she was sach a drip and

32:19

she and he goes who said that. She's like, I

32:21

don't want to tell you, And so

32:24

then he's like, I'm really worried. Medina

32:26

said the word bully. I don't love drama now.

32:29

And then he comes back and he said, I don't love all this drama

32:31

that I I just created and made it

32:33

happen.

32:34

I don't love it. I don't want to own it.

32:35

Okay, we're going to take a quick break and we're going to come

32:37

back to the bully aftermath. Oh

32:39

my god, I

32:45

don't know about you, but things are getting so hot

32:47

in here. I think I got to take

32:50

all pay you break

32:54

here. We are, we're back, and we've just

32:57

we've just said out there. I felt

32:59

bullied. So then Joey

33:01

comes up to the gals and he's like, ladies,

33:04

I understand that there's some bullying in the house. And

33:07

then so funky Cole Medina was like, I

33:10

said, I think this what I had to do with my conversation.

33:13

I said, I oh, and then Kelsey

33:15

got the rose Medina funcky co Medina

33:17

goes. I said, I felt bullied. I

33:20

didn't say that you are a bully,

33:22

but I felt I mean, just look,

33:26

Medina did try to get out of it, but then

33:28

once once she got in, she was so on

33:30

fun about it, and it's like, it's like, okay,

33:35

I she was trying not to get

33:37

in the middle of it, but it was also like, now

33:39

you're being such a drip. And

33:41

then and Maria's like, are you And then Sidney

33:43

was like, I too felt bullied. Maria

33:46

Sidney threw herself on the pile. I don't

33:48

feel bullied as well, and she's like, I don't want

33:50

to hear from you. Honey. She's like, you talking

33:53

shit about my friend. And then so

33:55

then Maria goes, look a little missy trouble maker,

33:57

you need to like fucking stop it. Why

34:00

am I Caddie? And then so like she's

34:02

like, oh, She's like, oh, Maron, this

34:05

is so fucking weird. It

34:09

was so stupid.

34:11

It was the stupidest fight that they're clearly

34:13

making a giant deal.

34:14

And he's like, I am done being attacked

34:16

by her. Yeah, And then she's like I'm leaving.

34:18

I'm not gonna be attacked anymore. I'm like, this bitch

34:21

is just trying to get airtime. And a Duena,

34:24

who I believe like

34:26

takes care of all of her younger siblings.

34:28

She's like, what the fuck? This is so stupid.

34:31

I feel like a Duena is now the moral compass of the

34:33

show.

34:34

Literally, she was saying that she was raised where

34:36

she takes care of she had, she was the oldest daughter, she

34:38

had to take care of all the siblings in her house. She was

34:40

like, this is this women were not bullied.

34:42

This is so fucking stupid. Like a Duena's

34:44

like, I like Maria, she's telling the truth.

34:47

This is so stupid.

34:48

It's nerves.

34:49

It's really just nerves coming up, and like

34:51

when nerves come up, then you

34:54

lash out because you're just nervous in the service.

34:56

And it's like it's like somebody, don't

34:58

you think I disagree?

34:59

It's I agree, homeboy.

35:02

I think it has to be one thing.

35:05

Sydney trying to get airtime.

35:06

And get rid of She's trying to get to

35:09

paradig Yes.

35:09

Sydney knows what she's doing. She is not dumb.

35:11

She's trying to be a villain. He's trying

35:14

to get airtime. He's trying to stay at the show.

35:15

She's trying to take Here's exactly

35:17

what she's doing.

35:18

I think Sidney's also I think she's also

35:21

jealous that Maria is sexy

35:23

and it's working, and

35:25

so the female's a female, Like you're

35:27

there for one reason. There's no television, there's no internet,

35:30

there's no phone. So it's like just

35:32

about getting attention from the Maria

35:34

comes out in the bra last week, Maria

35:36

comes slips into something more.

35:38

Sorry, she can't do that. What year

35:40

is it? She can't slip?

35:42

But it's just like you know what I mean, Like she's so out

35:45

matched. Sidney's so outmatched that and she knows

35:47

it. So now she's trying to like get rid of

35:49

her by getting she's because it's hard

35:51

to come back from being called a bully

35:53

in twenty years. You can't marry

35:55

a bully.

35:56

Although she did a really good job of doing.

35:58

I was very impressed with how when she

36:00

had her meeting with Joey and Joey's

36:02

already labeled her as this billy, she

36:05

talked away.

36:05

Out of it muddy the waters there.

36:07

I was like, wow, that's everyone take

36:09

a lesson.

36:10

She did, and he was like, that's a really good

36:12

point. I didn't actually get more details from

36:14

sitting. Now that I think about it, it's

36:16

also like, I'm hornier for Mario, so maybe

36:18

I should go find out.

36:21

Before kick her out and get rid of this, because

36:23

this is pretty good.

36:24

Yeah, I'm in the cash machine, and because

36:26

there's some weird two's two dollars

36:28

bills doesn't make grab them.

36:31

I just think that, you know, yeah,

36:34

he's in the cash Masion wants to make

36:36

sure that he gets the good bills, the nice crispy

36:38

ones. I just feel like, you

36:40

know, with Maria, I think

36:42

that she comes from part of Canada, and I really need

36:45

to check this out. But I think she comes from the same part

36:47

that that Ryan

36:49

Gosling comes from, which is like a hot part.

36:52

Well, it's in Ontario.

36:55

London, Ontario is

36:57

kind of like a rougher part of Canada, Okay,

36:59

and I feel like.

37:02

It's like near the Hammer. Is it near that,

37:04

it's near it's Hamilton? Is it near Hamilton?

37:06

I don't know Hammer. You want me to look.

37:09

Weinberg also look up how tall Joey

37:12

is exactly.

37:12

I will look. I'll do all these things for you.

37:14

Oh my god.

37:15

Here's the thing about Joey is five to two, and they

37:17

just make him look tall.

37:18

They put them on an apple box, apple

37:20

bottom box.

37:22

Okay, Kleinberg, But I will say this about

37:24

the whole thing. I do think Sydney knows exactly what she's

37:26

doing. What drives me crazy

37:28

about Sidney is she uses

37:30

all the buzzwords to feel

37:32

like she has some sort of righteous upper hand. But

37:35

she's just using buzzwords that don't mean

37:37

anything.

37:37

How about her and her Princess Leah Bikini

37:39

Leader. I know, right, Princess Leah

37:42

bust the Lea.

37:43

I know.

37:43

I was impressed. She's like she knows what the nerves want.

37:45

Okay, what do we got Jordan talk to?

37:47

Weinberg is not near.

37:49

Because she's rich. She had

37:51

money, her sticks dad had money.

37:53

Here's the deal about stuff. She is

37:55

from Toronto. She's not saying it,

37:57

but she's from Toronto. It's

38:00

a burb of Toronto. And everybody knows Toronto

38:02

like Drake. Right, You're like, Drake

38:05

knows dangerous people.

38:07

But a Drake. But Drake is not dangerous.

38:09

No, you see what I'm saying. And it's like and high.

38:12

Yeah, but he's like his in his wraps.

38:14

He's always like, I know, I know killers. You know what I'm

38:16

saying.

38:17

You're like, Okay, mob Tied has

38:19

a song call mob Tied.

38:20

He has a he knows guys who have played killers, aren't

38:22

you Okay?

38:25

The height? What do you think?

38:27

Five eight, five nine and a half?

38:29

Five eleven? No,

38:33

the guys are all like six six.

38:41

I'm so sorry. Five eleven ever

38:43

forget? Oh my gosh,

38:45

Oh Joseph, you're amazing.

38:48

Okay, here we go.

38:49

Okay, he's a perfect tight. Five eleven is a perfect

38:51

tight. I'm five eleven. I know it because eleven

38:54

is.

38:54

A great height.

38:55

Oh it's the best.

38:56

People are never like Jordan, You're so told never,

38:58

but they're never like you're short. They never say that, No, you've

39:00

got it.

39:01

Five.

39:01

I got called some other guy called me

39:03

short the other day because we were the same height, and

39:05

he was like, well for short cars like us, Like, well, whoa,

39:07

whoa.

39:07

What do you mean? I

39:11

thought you said you were five eight?

39:13

It depends on.

39:16

Rulers are better than others.

39:18

It keeps going on.

39:21

Next two I could day.

39:24

I think it's a good day on

39:26

the show.

39:26

You can go up by the end

39:28

of the show. I'm going to be five eleven by the end of the

39:31

show.

39:31

Nobody cares. No what again, we all we all think

39:33

you're a king.

39:34

I am a king.

39:35

I knowed were you both on

39:37

with Tammy when you guys did the Tammy episode?

39:39

You think so? I think? What were you on.

39:42

When Tammy said that Gary seemed like he got

39:44

kicked in the head by a horse?

39:45

Yes?

39:46

Yes, yes, yes. Where

39:49

did the facts come out? Was he kicked in the head by horse?

39:51

He?

39:52

Well, there were some facts like I felt like some

39:54

you know, maybe her language was a little harsh,

39:57

but I felt like some of her instincts about

39:59

Gary might have not been completely off base.

40:01

On the base of the stories that came out.

40:03

I feel like he could have been run over by a horse, like you

40:05

know that giraffe ran over that line.

40:13

That's that could have been what happened.

40:15

I feel like he switched bodies.

40:16

With a horse.

40:18

Remember that face horse? She would leave her

40:20

buried horse in the yard? Was it Gary?

40:22

Gary?

40:25

He has a horse's brain?

40:26

Okay?

40:27

Did she?

40:31

Jeth was also in a Mamma two brains? Okay,

40:33

So here we go. So then here we go. She's

40:35

like, I didn't say I was bullied. I thought

40:38

I felt bullied. So here

40:40

we are. Any final thoughts about any final

40:42

thoughts about the group date, the bullying, the kiss

40:44

validation before we move on to the World's Worth

40:46

surf date.

40:48

I just think it was it was a stone called

40:50

mess, but I was here for it. Yes,

40:52

and I just love that mess

40:54

rises to the top on the show.

40:56

But the group date, you mean the pageant the pageant?

40:58

Yes? Any final No?

41:00

No, I have a joke.

41:01

I have something account of about the other girl.

41:02

Okay, so here we are. Now we're onto the surf

41:05

date. Jenn is so hot, she's

41:07

so gorgeous. Yeah, he takes her,

41:09

He takes her eighteen, he's giddy,

41:12

she's she hates it alliciating.

41:14

Ye. I thought she was

41:16

eighteen from Miami, Florida.

41:18

I mean, I think they have to at least be twenty one.

41:21

No, there's this girls who have been under that. No

41:23

their have it twenty year old show

41:26

you watched. I watched the one on

41:28

OnlyFans is a Bachelor. It

41:32

was a different version.

41:36

Okay, literally nothing until like

41:38

the bonding over trauma at

41:40

dinner up until then, nothing is said.

41:42

He brings HER's like kissing,

41:45

I feel giddy. Kissing Jen makes me feel She's

41:47

like, I feel safe with you. I'm scared

41:49

of sharks. Let's go pick out the wet suit.

41:51

She felt embarrass sliding on the wet suit they

41:54

have, like the yellow they pick up the yellow surfboard.

41:57

She's like, bring it on now. Look I've

42:00

boogie boarding and body surfing. I'm

42:02

sure surfing is hard. I felt

42:04

for her. This is not a date I

42:06

would have wanted, and it seemed like she didn't

42:09

want it either.

42:10

There was a lot going wrong with this date.

42:12

First of all, I love that she didn't say I feel safe, but she goes,

42:14

I feel weirdly safe with you, Like I know I

42:16

shouldn't, but I somehow do. I

42:18

was like, trust your instincts. Don't feel safe for them, h don't

42:20

feel safe for yeah? Yeah

42:22

yeah they also I don't

42:24

know where they were trying to surf, but there was terrible

42:26

waves and he was only trying to push her

42:29

into the waves that you couldn't ride anymore because

42:31

they were already.

42:31

Like are you critiquing that break?

42:33

Yeah, don't

42:35

try to, Okay, I'm like studying

42:38

watching me, Like, dude, there's no way she can get up

42:40

on any of these. Yeah, push her go back

42:42

to where it's actually breaking, and maybe you can

42:44

get up for a little bit. Like she never

42:47

it was it was never gonna work.

42:49

She's she's from Miami, where where

42:51

the brakes aren't great, right, and so she's

42:53

probably never served before.

42:55

Telling me on a long board and she's from Miami. It's a

42:57

short board break.

43:00

I'm okay, it's.

43:03

Never it was never going to work the way So okay,

43:05

First of all, yeah, you're like it was too glassy.

43:09

I was messy, it was soupy, it was super

43:11

messy.

43:12

Like, yeah, it was.

43:13

Maybe he's doing that on purpose. Maybe he's doing that on purpose,

43:15

And he was up for like two point two seconds. It wasn't

43:17

bad, you know, but she probably

43:19

had the wrong board.

43:20

Was that for her?

43:22

Just what kind of board your.

43:23

Shampire or they were too far in there?

43:25

What did you further out?

43:26

You wanted further out beyond the breaks where

43:28

the sharks were.

43:29

Yeah, yeah, and I don't

43:31

know, it's hard to get you wanted a blue crush

43:33

Yeah.

43:34

I wanted her to blue crush it up. Okay.

43:37

It was just hard to watch something that you knew was never going to be

43:39

successful, like

43:41

the whole show. It was like it was the fight. It

43:44

was like the whole show.

43:45

She did bail a lot.

43:46

It was like, that's saying that's

43:48

what UM would try.

43:50

Yeah, yeah, I felt for her, or at least

43:52

take her boogie boarding, like let her it's

43:54

easy a boogie board or body's easy,

43:56

like I felt. If

43:59

you know that, you're not gonna like bring

44:01

a real athlete out to do that, Like I

44:03

I there's a lot of things I could be good

44:05

at. I don't think I would have excelled that that. I'm not

44:07

a super strong swimmer, so but

44:10

I could do well, like with a boogie boarding or

44:12

about like that would be fun. But like that would have been

44:14

hard for me.

44:15

Seth over here once are on one hundred foot waves

44:17

and.

44:18

Have a chance.

44:22

But then they start kissing, and

44:24

he's like, Jen makes me feel giddy. We just

44:26

click in a lot of ways. Kissing Jens

44:29

and me, who just think you talking about kissing just makes

44:31

me want to go kiss You click because she's gorgeous

44:33

and you want to kiss her.

44:34

Yes, we really in the way

44:36

that I see her and I want to like have

44:38

sex with her.

44:39

It's two good looking people. Did you see them in their wetsuits?

44:41

They looked amazing.

44:42

They're gorgeous.

44:43

Yeah, I look like a fat wall risk like

44:46

wet suits.

44:47

It's like a Neil body glove.

44:49

Oh my god. And they can unzip it in one.

44:51

You know, Okay,

44:55

stage one stage

44:58

too weird.

45:00

When I end zip with wetsite, it's like we hit the mezzanine

45:04

a break for a while.

45:06

I got five six minute break before you get

45:08

to stage two.

45:10

Good lord.

45:11

So then they go for dinner and

45:15

she's like, there's I want to

45:17

say about dinner. Here's what I'm want to say.

45:20

We've all had some real painful things

45:23

in our lives. You don't need

45:25

to tell the length of all of them. You can

45:27

go lightly over something. I don't think that

45:29

people need to know the real and and

45:31

I'm saying this as a person who's had

45:33

a weird amount of tornadoes tear through

45:36

my yard. So you just like kind

45:38

of go with the first date is just

45:40

seeing a vibe. It's not it's

45:42

like, do we have fun together? It's not like

45:45

you don't. And I know it's a bachelor, but like,

45:48

to me, a trauma doesn't fully

45:50

define you. She didn't cause

45:52

her parents, Like I know that there might be a

45:55

we don't know that there. You don't know that, but like

45:57

I think that you don't need

45:59

to leave with like

46:01

that like your most giant

46:04

pain to be lovable

46:06

or like like to me, okay,

46:08

so we have. So it went on and

46:11

on. It was like my

46:13

parents fought a lot, a lot. The

46:15

dad was on the in the they see

46:18

together, the dad slept in the basement. I

46:21

was completely unlevel, like like it just went

46:23

You could just say, look like my parents had

46:25

a complicated It wasn't. It wasn't. I didn't

46:27

come from the best roadmap. Sometimes

46:30

it made me feel like I picked the wrong

46:32

guys. But I've worked on myself and you

46:35

don't even need to say that. I think it's literally

46:37

like I had some pain. We

46:39

can get We don't need to get into it right now, like

46:42

if we like like I had sort of like you know,

46:44

it wasn't the best road I met, but I'm optimistic about

46:46

love.

46:46

Can I can I say something?

46:47

Yes, I want to say in all seriousness,

46:50

Yeah, she's so beautiful.

46:51

Yeah, the front offices are immaculate.

46:53

Now what she's I think she might be setting him

46:55

up for like listen and a good again going back

46:57

to the cash cash machine Tornado,

46:59

and she ain't got a two point two seconds.

47:02

To get her story across.

47:03

She's like, if we go further and you do a

47:05

whole visit with me, I know, okay, you go

47:07

to hometown with.

47:10

The whole time, it would be the greatest hometime.

47:12

But I think you don't need to scare somebody

47:14

that early with the enormity

47:16

of it. I like to me, we

47:19

all have certain hands that were out, so

47:21

it's like like and

47:23

and that you

47:26

don't have to tell somebody day one, like

47:29

it can be even if you go to like you

47:31

can run those like

47:33

like to me, like like do a

47:35

little bit lighter and then like just

47:37

even just allude to like we don't need to get it into

47:40

have a little just show a little ankle of trauma,

47:42

Like you don't need to show them all.

47:44

You don't need to show.

47:45

The whole thing.

47:46

I don't want to you know, poo poo

47:48

or trauma. But like sounds like she

47:50

had a normal parent relationship. It's

47:54

like my parents were fighting other times. Like yeah,

47:56

okay, so you just had like a normal

47:58

upbring.

48:00

All you didn't pick up a comedian because you were so pretty.

48:03

Yeah, I think you're

48:05

a millennial, but we're gin X and

48:07

so yeah, that's what we're used

48:09

to, is like you know, people just

48:11

arguing right in front of the kids.

48:13

Yes, and you know, like

48:15

we can't do this in front of the kids. Yet that hadn't been a sta.

48:18

And so she just sounds like she has old parents.

48:21

So that's that was my takeaway. But I hear

48:23

you.

48:23

But I also understand where it's coming from.

48:26

I knows she's like listen do

48:28

that.

48:29

I know I used to do that, But I

48:31

do think early like you

48:33

just to like if it's the first night, you

48:36

don't want someone to be like whoa, that's

48:38

a lot. It's not that you're hiding it, but

48:40

I think there's a way to say, I'm

48:42

so happy to be here, like this has been

48:45

sort of a process for me. You know,

48:47

my parents didn't have the best relationship, and

48:49

I'm like, I'm really excited to be working

48:51

on like going like it's nice to be with a nice

48:54

guy, and then you can tell

48:56

more later if it really is the guy,

48:58

you can just sort of give a hit of like, you know, just

49:00

so you know, we don't need to get into it all right now. It's

49:03

like it was sort of not the best map,

49:05

you know, like that there's a way that it doesn't have to

49:08

be. And then this happened, and then this happened,

49:10

and I'm not lovable, Like don't

49:12

tell, don't talk people out of you or

49:14

tell people why you're like

49:17

like, I don't know. It doesn't mean

49:19

that your pain isn't real, but like, I don't think

49:21

it even on something like this, it does not

49:23

have to happen on the first couple of days.

49:25

At least they let the appetizers come.

49:27

You know what I'm saying, Yeah, yeah, absolutely

49:30

to me, the.

49:31

Apps to me, Yeah, what do

49:33

you think, Seth?

49:35

I think I understand what she was doing.

49:36

She was like, oh, yeah, we've all done it.

49:38

I want to like, we've all done it, trauma,

49:40

throw up on the table where

49:42

I'm att before we get too far. But like it wasn't

49:45

enough.

49:45

Trauma for me.

49:46

Kept going.

49:47

It was like, literally I drowned

49:49

my own sister. It wasn't like it was like my

49:51

parents fought and there was a lot of problems that I was

49:53

just from my dad.

49:55

That's it.

49:55

It went on and on. It was this, I've had bad

49:57

relationships. I never felt loved

50:00

growing up. My parents

50:02

they were bad, they were fighting. I did take

50:04

care of myself. There was a lot of slamming

50:07

doors, throwing things. I felt

50:09

doomed for failure. I felt not

50:11

capable of anything. My dad slept

50:13

in a basement. I felt

50:16

so unwanted by my dad. I

50:18

never felt loved. My dad is

50:20

not. I mean, it just went on and on a

50:24

very real, very real but you don't need to

50:26

say that. You can just sort of give the

50:29

broad brush strokes and get into

50:31

it a little more.

50:32

That was very seemingly, very surparious.

50:34

Well what are you supposed to say?

50:35

You know what I mean, It's like that's also

50:37

I found every the women on the show either

50:40

either talk only about how they have no relationship

50:42

with their dad and he ruined them, or they love them. Oh

50:44

my god, that's all they talk about. They're

50:46

obsessed with their dads.

50:48

Dads are complicated. I

50:50

know dads are complicated.

50:52

It makes me rethink my whole relationship with Mike. With my

50:54

girls, I'm like, oh my god, are you really gonna

50:57

whatever happens here is what you're going to talk about on

50:59

your first date.

50:59

You you

51:01

seem like a fund fun dad.

51:04

You're fund

51:06

You're fun dat.

51:07

I am definitely fun dad, And I let them know that. I'm

51:09

like, Dad's fun. We do everything.

51:12

That's so fun to remember to say

51:14

Dad's fun.

51:15

Say that is so fun.

51:18

So the dad is not in her life anymore.

51:21

She's like, but seeing you, you're a genuine

51:23

and good person and I'm ready for that, and

51:25

it's been missing. It feels right. And

51:28

then they spelled.

51:29

I mean it was just a lot feels right.

51:31

It was like, you're hot,

51:34

You're so hot.

51:35

There's something right about that.

51:37

I mean, don't underestimate hot. So then

51:40

here's my question to you. If

51:42

they actually in

51:44

the sky spell that with lights and

51:46

stars, I don't know what that.

51:49

Was drone show.

51:51

It was gorgeous drones. They came

51:53

about what is.

51:56

And then that's what's so amazing? That

51:58

is this is a real thing, this drone

52:00

show. It was gorgeous, spells out.

52:03

I want that. I want that.

52:04

There's like hundreds of remote controlled drones.

52:06

I want that.

52:06

It was gorgeous and I and they're like, oh you

52:09

know what they said, Oh that's cute.

52:11

Literally, she's like, oh cute, that's me. I'm

52:13

ken.

52:14

I was like, wait a minute, do you understand those are three hundred

52:16

drones in flying around in unison

52:18

to spell that out so beautiful?

52:21

I was like, because it looked

52:23

put in aft. I was shocked

52:25

by the technive. I was like, I was dad,

52:27

I love I love an extravaganza. I

52:29

love amazing for you two and that

52:31

I want to see that. I love a spectacle.

52:34

I was like, they couldn't care less.

52:36

It was so beautiful.

52:37

They either didn't know what was happening or they're

52:39

just so desensitized and.

52:40

They're so horny that they're going to make out.

52:42

Yeah, they're like, when is this drone show going to be done?

52:45

What's this incredible thing that couldn't have been done

52:47

four years ago.

52:48

I didn't even know what it was.

52:49

I could make out with you again.

52:50

It was so you're right, they didn't give a ship.

52:52

I didn't give a fuck.

52:53

I was so hurt for the guys who

52:55

spent a year organizing that, the

52:58

producer who pitched like saw

53:01

it, this is gonna be your thing. You got to spend six

53:03

months figuring this out.

53:04

I gotta tell you, we found somebody intomaculated

53:06

to do the drones, and there's

53:09

like thirty dollars, they'll

53:11

do it. It was so beautiful,

53:14

gorgeous, beautiful when she

53:16

saw her name and finally understood

53:19

that was her name, that.

53:20

They didn't care. It's a huge moment before

53:22

that, Oh wait, that's my name, like

53:25

a five year old.

53:27

It's like today has been a dream

53:30

a Rose Jen that's

53:32

my name.

53:33

Rose. Yeah.

53:35

It was just like, yeah,

53:37

look, here's the thing. If

53:39

you're that hot, If you're that

53:42

hot, do you have to develop a personality?

53:44

Maybe not?

53:45

No, have We've we've all been to Miami,

53:47

We've all been down Collins Avenue.

53:49

Yes, jin Is jen Is

53:52

you know.

53:52

I mean these people walk among us,

53:54

you know what I'm saying, And to be like that different,

53:56

it's a different existence and lifestyle, and

53:59

I understood we Jen was coming from. I was like, yeah, that's

54:01

just like, that's North Collins. People are just flinging themselves

54:04

at you constantly. So she's just sensitized

54:06

to it. And she's like, what a wonderful gesture

54:08

and display.

54:09

I mean, I've been on yachts

54:11

fifty eight thousand times.

54:12

Absolutely wow.

54:14

All right, any final thoughts before we take a

54:16

break about Jen. I don't think she's

54:18

gonna Do you think we're gonna get the hometown for

54:20

Jen? Yeah?

54:21

I don't think so. I don't want to go to Miami.

54:23

I don't think so.

54:24

I don't seem to like.

54:25

Her, but I don't think he's gonna go.

54:26

I don't think I don't.

54:27

Think she's going to make it different.

54:28

I don't think she's fun

54:30

enough.

54:31

No fun less, barely

54:34

surf.

54:34

She can barely serve.

54:36

She grew up in Miami, she can barely serve. That's just embarrassing

54:38

for her.

54:39

Okay, all right, we're gonn take a quick break. We'll be right back.

54:51

The eagle is landed and

54:54

we're back back, baby. Okay, So

54:56

here we are, we're on a group date. Is

54:59

time for tennis? And they brought up Pam

55:01

Shriver.

55:02

They did, who's bum to be there?

55:05

Some guy genuinely seemed fun to be there.

55:06

Some guy that was James

55:09

Blake. James Blake.

55:10

He's one of the great American

55:12

tennis places from New York City, from New.

55:14

York James Blake. Some guy, sorry, James.

55:17

James Blake was often and also ran, but

55:19

definitely a contender, and like he he.

55:20

Was there was a couple of years he was a big, big American

55:23

contender.

55:23

It's got to be.

55:24

Hard to be probably

55:26

like number five in the world, but like not number

55:28

Like it's weird. That's such a tough.

55:31

Sign me up. But he had a short one

55:33

big deal.

55:34

Yeah, yeah, he had a big deal, good

55:37

sponsorships, but like sign me up.

55:38

I love that.

55:39

I was always a big fan of James Blake just because

55:41

he was from here.

55:42

Yes, yeah, I love tatnis.

55:44

And I also love his folk music.

55:46

James One.

55:47

No, there's another guy whom James Blake. No,

55:50

No, there's another guy was the exact same name, who's like a big

55:52

deals layer. And when he first the New York first came

55:54

out, I was like, wait a minute, that tennis player has an album

55:56

out.

55:57

I don't know, yeah, get out of James

55:59

one.

55:59

He's in London, British.

56:03

Thinking, are you do you guys have the names right?

56:05

No, there's James Blonde who does all used to and there's

56:07

James Blake who's a singer as well, James

56:09

Blake, and I thought it was a tennis player and I realized

56:11

that, so meanwhile.

56:14

They had, they had They made all the

56:16

ladies to be like, oh, it's intimidating, how

56:18

all these balls firing at my face?

56:20

The amount of balls and.

56:22

I were great.

56:24

They were such bad tennis players, hilariously

56:27

bad. I mean, I guess if they had never seen the sport before

56:29

in their lives until today.

56:30

I mean, it's shocking, though,

56:32

if you've never picked up a racket, if

56:36

you have played a little like, if somebody's

56:38

never picked up a racket, it's shocking. I

56:40

think how hard it is for people to actually but

56:43

how is it.

56:44

What's shocking to me is that there were so many

56:47

people who seemingly had never picked

56:49

up a racket.

56:49

No, not literally, not one of them

56:51

had ever picked up a rack.

56:53

I mean, am I so crazy that you've never once tied

56:55

tennis in your life?

56:56

It's a leisure sport.

56:58

It's aid northeast sport too. I feel like

57:00

I don't alforn. I don't know that

57:02

a lot of these people grew up. I

57:05

don't know. It's such a specific sport

57:08

that like it's like a country

57:10

club. Or if you.

57:12

Grew up like with good parks and things,

57:14

or.

57:14

With good parks like La. It's like l A has

57:16

good public parks, or or you

57:18

have to have money and growing up in a country.

57:20

So maybe I'm sheltered. I feel like at some point.

57:23

In your country.

57:24

In Princeton, Jersey country class,

57:26

my friend's house literally and I get a court.

57:29

Yeah, you love. It was like get a new,

57:31

get a new.

57:31

You know, did their neighbors have courts in their

57:34

back in their backyard?

57:35

Yes? Yeah? Right?

57:37

You know what it is that sound every

57:39

time you open island.

57:44

Grow up raking the clay courts after

57:46

they.

57:46

Were

57:48

the.

57:52

Sweep the course, sweep and rake the course.

57:54

You know, to think about it is grass though, makes

57:56

the ball travel faster, and clay,

57:58

you know, it's just harder to get that.

58:00

But you don't get this place.

58:02

Let's forget the women red

58:05

clay.

58:06

They ever played polo.

58:07

These guys, what do you do with their time.

58:09

Then they put them all in costumes. The

58:12

costumes of it all it was there

58:14

was the baby made it fun for me, the daddy,

58:16

the baby dad.

58:17

I will say I was bored that the coup potents until the put

58:19

in the costumes.

58:20

Like, okay, this is fun. Now Joseph is fun.

58:22

Joseph loves having people dress

58:24

up and parade in front of him, Like.

58:28

Why it's very it's very French

58:31

court. Yeah yeah, they have the

58:33

hot dog and hot dog.

58:34

And hamburger we got I loved, I love

58:36

the butter and lobsters.

58:38

But he

58:41

liked the butter hat. So he thought the butter

58:43

hat was the funniest.

58:46

It was such a surprise.

58:48

Have you so? He also last week

58:50

talked to somebody who's like, I've never seen the jokester

58:52

side. He actually said, the jokester side of a woman.

58:55

I think he's an easy audience.

58:57

He's ever known a woman who was vaguely funny?

58:59

Yes, litter?

59:00

I cannot, I cannot.

59:02

Yeah, yeah, she's.

59:03

Such a jokester.

59:04

What what desert of? Like? Uh?

59:07

Non humor? Is this man living? And like what

59:09

is goingifnia? He

59:12

never met a funny lady from Philly I.

59:14

Mean, that's all the funny ladies are from Philly.

59:17

There's a lot of like.

59:20

To you, what's up?

59:21

Okay? So then here's

59:23

another thing I want to say. Caitlin, who's

59:26

gorgeous from uh, Caitlin

59:28

from New Mexico. She

59:30

goes, here's the thing again, don't

59:33

speak against yourself. She's like, I need

59:35

to tell you, Joey, there's a curse.

59:38

Like, don't fucking say this curse, a

59:40

curse on your Stop When she's like, all

59:43

the women in my family are like,

59:45

don't say. My

59:48

family's just fucked. My lineage is fucked. Nobody

59:50

loves the women of my family. My mom

59:53

and her five sisters, all of them

59:55

are single. They're counting on

59:57

me to break the curse. I'm like, don't

59:59

say your curse.

1:00:01

Like the pressure on him, it's like, I have

1:00:03

to save your family now.

1:00:04

Literally, don't give other people. Don't don't put

1:00:06

a hex on yourself. Don't

1:00:08

put a hex. Don't again. You

1:00:11

can privately say that to your girlfriends, right, You could

1:00:13

say that to your therapist. You could do

1:00:15

not tell them the person you've never

1:00:17

had that you've never had a date with. Don't

1:00:20

don't curse yourself. As a beautiful young

1:00:22

lady. Why

1:00:25

say, no one will marry the women of my

1:00:27

family, Nobody will pick couple off with, like

1:00:30

we're so independent, Like it's just

1:00:32

like, just don't.

1:00:32

Say it, you don't now I'm dying to know what's wrong with

1:00:34

all of them?

1:00:35

But or like I like that they're all independent.

1:00:38

The mom will compromise. I like that. I mean, like, again,

1:00:40

there's nothing wrong with being single, but like,

1:00:42

don't say there's a curse the phrasing

1:00:45

of.

1:00:45

It, because there a curse

1:00:47

or they're just paint on the butt or

1:00:50

not. We're just unlikable

1:00:52

people even could.

1:00:53

Be Like I come from very strong, independent women

1:00:55

who prefer to like who've decided like

1:00:57

that, we don't need men to defy ourselves or

1:01:00

be in a relationship. We don't need to be coupled off with anyone

1:01:02

we feel, you know, it's it would be nice,

1:01:05

that would be.

1:01:06

Because it's like I'm here, but I don't have to I

1:01:08

don't need Yeah, like.

1:01:09

Neither, Like I was raised by a bunch of women who

1:01:11

chose like, unless it's an additive

1:01:14

to their lives, that they were actually perfectly

1:01:16

happy on their own right. So I was raised

1:01:18

like that. I know I'm okay either way, but like, if

1:01:20

it's an addition, it's something great, like that's

1:01:22

what I'm looking for as an additive.

1:01:24

That would be an amazing way.

1:01:25

To put rather than I have a curse. None

1:01:27

of the women are paired off with us a.

1:01:29

Story like back in thirteen

1:01:31

fifty three, you're

1:01:34

living in Poland to put a curse on our family.

1:01:36

This is very real.

1:01:37

I've done. I've done the history which's

1:01:39

name was money.

1:01:42

Yeah, you know, I think this is

1:01:44

what it is. These

1:01:47

ladies know what they're doing. I don't know they are playing

1:01:49

the right keys because they have figured Jojo

1:01:51

out. And Jojo wants to be

1:01:53

a hero. He wants to be a father figure.

1:01:56

Put your tiny hands in me and mine. I

1:01:58

will be your teacher. Anything you haven't you.

1:02:00

Think now it's not guilty,

1:02:03

save somebody.

1:02:03

Save somebody. He wants to say.

1:02:09

You've got to You've got to. Okay,

1:02:12

then you have to write size your your pain.

1:02:15

So it's like to write amount. You have to write size

1:02:17

in the phrase of it. So you're so that

1:02:20

you have confidence. You have

1:02:22

to have a little bit of like and you have to

1:02:24

figure out your timing. If it's your opener.

1:02:26

You don't start with there's a curse on the

1:02:28

women. I also don't know that she does because

1:02:30

I'm looking at her. She's so cute and

1:02:33

she's like over accessorized

1:02:35

in a way that felt like, oh, this would be my friend. Like

1:02:37

like the other girls that are

1:02:39

really she actually doesn't seem like she's

1:02:42

She's an actual scientist. She lives in New Mexico.

1:02:44

She actually like is like a scientists,

1:02:46

a cool scientist. And like so

1:02:49

the other women that are the influencers I think

1:02:51

are a little more savvy. I think this

1:02:53

woman actually she's got her fun little pearl

1:02:55

barettes and her big like she's less

1:02:58

slick, and I think she again,

1:03:02

just choose your phreezing so you don't lead,

1:03:05

like talk somebody out of it.

1:03:06

I hear you, but speaking as a recovering

1:03:08

codependent pleaser, yeah you

1:03:11

Oh that blows my hair back. I'm just like, I'm

1:03:13

like, yeah, I'll fix you.

1:03:15

I'll be the one. I'll just take all my problems up into the set.

1:03:17

What's your prob right?

1:03:18

You know what I'm saying, you a little bit of probably

1:03:20

because show a little bit.

1:03:21

You think the fact that everyone's unloading their major trauma

1:03:24

on him in the first meeting. They're being coaxed

1:03:26

by the puces to do that because they normally wouldn't

1:03:28

have done that.

1:03:29

But they're like, really you should tell you. Of course

1:03:31

producers are going to tell you to, but I think choosing.

1:03:33

Your phreezing of like the phrasing

1:03:35

of like I come from independent like

1:03:37

but this is like I want like you

1:03:40

know, So it's me like I'm learning how to do this

1:03:42

like you.

1:03:43

If you watch later on, he kind of comes to

1:03:45

that understanding by himself, he's like, I thought

1:03:47

it was kind of cool.

1:03:48

Like all these women in her life aren't yes.

1:03:51

Yes, and he'll never get and she

1:03:53

got won't he won't go there.

1:03:54

He's like, there's a curse on his family.

1:03:56

But she

1:03:58

got the rose. She did get the group days row

1:04:00

that is also cursed. Yea, So

1:04:03

then he had.

1:04:06

If she doesn't find love by the last pedal falls,

1:04:11

he'll turn into a bill, turn into James

1:04:13

Blake. He still

1:04:15

looks good.

1:04:15

James Blake looks great.

1:04:17

Rachel had come up before she got the group Rose. Rachel

1:04:19

came out and her earring got caught on his sweater.

1:04:22

Yeah, that seems stage unfortunate.

1:04:24

No, I think that's a move that I would have. I

1:04:26

would do something.

1:04:27

Like that to stage that.

1:04:28

No, No, I wouldn't have staged it. I would

1:04:30

be the person who accidentally gave a hug

1:04:33

and got stuck on somebody I liked, Like.

1:04:35

I love that though. That would be so.

1:04:38

Sweet.

1:04:38

She's so beautiful, so endearing.

1:04:40

It reminded me of that scene from like Spider Man into

1:04:42

her across the Spider Verse, freaking clue,

1:04:44

but he's like he's stuck on her, and like they're

1:04:46

stuck on each other and it's so it's such a great.

1:04:49

I got the feeling that it was actually like a short

1:04:51

earing too, that it would have ripped her ear, like

1:04:53

I think it was stu she was stuck in a

1:04:55

way that I think she was actually like, there wasn't

1:04:57

a long gift, and

1:04:59

I think her ear in

1:05:01

a way that was actually like now that they kept

1:05:04

that in, she's

1:05:06

adorable and I feel like she feels

1:05:08

like a grown ass lady, and I

1:05:10

feel like he acts more mature, and I feel

1:05:12

like he kind of likes her a little

1:05:14

bit. Like I don't think she's going to joy,

1:05:17

but I feel like she's going to make it overseas

1:05:19

she's going to make it when they go to like Belgium

1:05:21

or Malta. Yeah,

1:05:24

okay, yeah, I feel like she's going to.

1:05:26

Get a falcon there. It's going to be crazy.

1:05:27

And guess she's going to get a falcon. Falcon.

1:05:31

No one is old enough listening to this podcast.

1:05:32

He gets the mouths falcon. Maybe

1:05:34

the golden cut that out.

1:05:37

Keep it, keep it so then but they

1:05:40

were sweet, and she's like, you know, you

1:05:43

remind me of my dad another.

1:05:45

Dad, God damn it. He's yeah, they're obsessed

1:05:47

with her dad.

1:05:48

He's so respectful, she values

1:05:50

his mom. It's a goal. She's never

1:05:53

had to set her hand on a door knob.

1:05:56

That's hot. I was like, I don't want to marry

1:05:58

her dad.

1:05:59

So that I was like, a, am I not doing my job?

1:06:01

I literally was like her dad says, amazing.

1:06:03

Maybe she has no hands, Maybe there's automatic

1:06:05

doors.

1:06:07

And there's a lot of other issues here. We don't know all the

1:06:10

She lost both her hands in an accident,

1:06:13

so she's never My dad was smooth.

1:06:15

Can I just say that is a smooth jazz

1:06:17

dad?

1:06:18

You know what people do like that? And I don't want to make

1:06:20

myself look bad.

1:06:21

Here go ahead.

1:06:21

But my wife's always like, you gotta pick up the seat.

1:06:23

I gotta put down the seat. After I got it down, the seat,

1:06:25

and I'm like, you can put it down just as much as I can.

1:06:27

I was like, do you need me to open up every door before you

1:06:29

walk through it?

1:06:32

To open up every door before I walk through it. You're

1:06:35

not gonna do that.

1:06:35

If you're not gonna put down the seat, you gonna be like me and just be a perfect

1:06:37

marksman and keep that seat down.

1:06:40

To take it down, I always put it up.

1:06:41

I just forget to put it back down.

1:06:43

It well, yeah, but it's who needs it, you know what I'm

1:06:45

saying. Also, I was just in a nail salon in

1:06:47

Charleston. Opened the door. This lady

1:06:49

who owns the nail salon was like finally a

1:06:52

man with brows,

1:06:54

a tree lady and all this stuff. And I was

1:06:56

like, okay, I do declare. And I was like, people

1:06:59

are not opening.

1:07:00

Thought Charleston was like the king of

1:07:03

gentinutility.

1:07:04

Yeah that's what I thought too.

1:07:05

Her nail salon and Charleston, Yeah that's

1:07:08

my business.

1:07:09

Okay. I was

1:07:11

at a wedding. My good lady had hit her nails. Done. She

1:07:13

waited till we've been there since Thursday. She waits

1:07:15

for day.

1:07:15

I thought, so embarrassed to

1:07:17

get your nails done that you have to go Charleston.

1:07:21

Try to wear in Manhattan. There's not one place

1:07:24

in New York City.

1:07:24

They all record it, they all keep they keep

1:07:26

it recording. I can't say man manicure

1:07:29

with that man, but like I'm just.

1:07:30

Like, I don't know. I just took her there. Well,

1:07:33

she took us there, and so I opened the door for her and then

1:07:35

I had to get other things.

1:07:36

Wow. Yeah, finally a man with

1:07:38

some manners.

1:07:39

Yeah, finally.

1:07:42

So then we have Daisy

1:07:46

who shows she she brought back it.

1:07:48

So she told him all last week about her hearing

1:07:50

loss and her co Clear implant. And

1:07:52

then she was like, I know that was a lot. She's

1:07:54

adorable, adorable, Like, I know that was

1:07:57

a lot last week. And I

1:07:59

think she was like did I basically like, did I overwhelm

1:08:01

you?

1:08:01

It's what? Did I turn you off? Yes?

1:08:03

Yes? And then she was like, do you have any questions?

1:08:05

Show a boner for my years And then she.

1:08:07

Was like do you want to do you want to touch it?

1:08:08

Yeah?

1:08:09

I love when she goes you want to touch my implants. It's

1:08:11

like every lady wants to ask you, every

1:08:14

single one, and then.

1:08:16

And then shows So he touched it the magnet,

1:08:18

which was I thought was cool. And then she

1:08:20

was like, she was like it, and then she showed her

1:08:22

to us and she said, it makes me different. He goes, it makes

1:08:24

you special, not different. I think she's going

1:08:27

to be number two.

1:08:28

I think so.

1:08:29

But I love that he said it makes you special different.

1:08:31

I think he liked her.

1:08:33

He knows what to say.

1:08:34

She's adorable. Do you guys like Daisy?

1:08:36

I like Daisy.

1:08:37

She's my top three right now.

1:08:38

She's so cute.

1:08:39

She's definitely in the pantheon. She's there.

1:08:41

She's a sweet and patiti because she feels like a real

1:08:43

gal.

1:08:44

Yes, and she's been in a rap video. She's kind of

1:08:46

history. I love.

1:08:46

Oh yeah. Now the autist doesn't know that

1:08:49

she was allegedly Apparently,

1:08:51

allegedly somebody messaged

1:08:54

us Our Sweet,

1:08:57

Our Sweet Hallmark movie Christmas

1:08:59

Tree Arm.

1:09:00

She grew up on a Christmas tree farm on the wrong

1:09:02

side of the Apparently.

1:09:03

She was in Apparently

1:09:06

there's something a couple of years ago, perhaps

1:09:08

there was a dirty wrap video that she

1:09:11

she sang it car, Look, I don't know, and

1:09:15

Okay, who know? Wow, I don't know.

1:09:18

I don't know.

1:09:19

So I'm just gonna let you guys.

1:09:20

I'm gonna say it was during the time she couldn't

1:09:23

hear, so she had no idea what the words were.

1:09:24

Okay, wow, terrible.

1:09:26

I mean, look, I just feel like, who

1:09:28

knows, I don't know if this is true or not. So

1:09:31

that's but we are, like we've all we've

1:09:33

all been through some things, and I'm still room for

1:09:35

our Daisy.

1:09:36

I've been in plenty of other videos and ads.

1:09:38

I won't. I have no problem with her being in a revenue. I think that's

1:09:40

great. That means she's she's

1:09:42

real.

1:09:43

I like that had an opportunity,

1:09:45

she took it. So it was like to send the day being's video.

1:09:47

She goes, of course, absolutely, that's

1:09:50

what's past.

1:09:52

So then we have the group

1:09:54

rose and he gives it to uh,

1:09:57

he gives it to our suite, our

1:10:00

sweet gal that who had the curse Caitlyn

1:10:03

Calyn's. Didn't

1:10:06

Caitlyn get it?

1:10:07

Oh, this one over here didn't got

1:10:09

it? Yes, we got it.

1:10:10

Okay, Meanwhile, why

1:10:12

don't we take a quick break and we'll come back with the KFC

1:10:15

pool party.

1:10:16

There's one more one comment he had during

1:10:19

the end of the group date, when you give me out the group

1:10:21

rose though, that was really funny the

1:10:24

way he said it, because it was he's just meet

1:10:26

these people really for the first time. He goes, what

1:10:28

a great day, And I really couldn't think of anyone

1:10:30

else to spend it with. But you guys, I'm like, what

1:10:33

you can't think of You've just met these people. Can't think of

1:10:35

any other people in the world you like to spend

1:10:37

the day with. But these people you do not know at all.

1:10:39

Are you about to vote them all off the island?

1:10:41

Oh my god?

1:10:42

It's so it was just so ingenuous.

1:10:44

It was the most ingenuous thing.

1:10:46

Yeah, you know, it's gotta

1:10:48

be. Can you

1:10:51

imagine being in the machine of this.

1:10:53

It's crazy in the cash r And I'm trying to know

1:10:55

what they make you say and what they you sort of

1:10:57

end up saying because you don't can't think of anything else to say,

1:10:59

like this lot of platitudes that happened on the show, you

1:11:01

know, and like they must.

1:11:03

They must can't they must do media

1:11:05

coaching.

1:11:06

There has to be there has to.

1:11:07

Be although the while they're interviewing him, they're like, he'll

1:11:09

say what he wants to say, they're great.

1:11:10

Can you also add this line?

1:11:11

Can you just say I think they're all great and I can't

1:11:13

wait to see what happens today.

1:11:15

Yeah, and that's what. And that's what that ends up cutting

1:11:17

into.

1:11:17

Don't you kind of wish you

1:11:20

could just go into the mansion and do one season of

1:11:22

it out of curiosity?

1:11:23

Yes, of course the man's yeah, yeah,

1:11:25

I'm in it. I want, I want, I want Jesse's job.

1:11:27

Though, yes, I know, Oh

1:11:30

my god, I would kill Jesse's job. I would

1:11:32

be so good at Jesse.

1:11:33

A woman do it?

1:11:35

Yes, I would fucking kill Jesse's job.

1:11:37

What's your name?

1:11:38

They had Caitlin and Tasha hosted

1:11:40

together.

1:11:40

They didn't trust one person to do it.

1:11:41

No, exactly like they made two galas be

1:11:44

the bachelorette.

1:11:45

They didn't trust them.

1:11:45

Okay, now we're going to take the break, yes, but.

1:11:53

The bone zone.

1:11:55

Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and

1:11:59

we're back. Look you guys, we're not gonna do Tweeter

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the Week this week because here's a little

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secret. We're recording this on Monday.

1:12:06

Secret secret because I'm

1:12:09

filming a bunch of stuff tomorrow, thank

1:12:12

you, and we wanted to make sure that this got

1:12:14

out in time, so they'll be tweeted the week, next

1:12:16

week or post of the week. If

1:12:18

you had to participate, you can do on threads.

1:12:21

If you're like fuck you X, go on

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threads and post to at selling

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h O s s n ih to do hashtag w y

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a t R. Okay, and we're back. So

1:12:40

here we are. We are at

1:12:43

the pool party. He's gonna he's canceled

1:12:46

the Rose ceremony because he wants to spend

1:12:48

time, and they do. They're having

1:12:50

a pool party and there's first

1:12:52

like a seven minute ad for Kentucky Fried check

1:12:54

out.

1:12:54

That's the funniest part, like we're gonna do something really cool,

1:12:57

and then Jessica goes Joe's really excited

1:12:59

about this. It's an integrated ad,

1:13:01

like Zoey loves integrated

1:13:04

content.

1:13:06

They used to make us do that on Mad TV. I

1:13:08

remember it was always a Toyota Yaris.

1:13:11

The amount of the sketch. Yeah,

1:13:13

you had to have a sketch with the yards and it like oh

1:13:16

and it was also like back when life

1:13:19

was just grosser, like the amount of like sketches

1:13:21

where I feel like I got like humped

1:13:23

in the back of the yards,

1:13:25

Like how is this my life?

1:13:28

Like maybe polars with Hillary Clinton

1:13:30

and I'm getting like like humped in the

1:13:32

yards.

1:13:33

This is all amazing fodder for your

1:13:35

one your one woman show, so.

1:13:37

Good a

1:13:40

discontinued Toyota brand.

1:13:42

I love it.

1:13:44

Sounds like the size of a Fiat

1:13:46

It was a big that's the name of her one woman

1:13:48

show discontinued RS.

1:13:51

Was at a time when Toyota was like, how can we fit

1:13:53

this thing in a closet?

1:13:55

Fit this car you can pocket

1:13:57

anywhere inside your apartments

1:14:00

in the lobby.

1:14:01

Oh my god. Yeah yeah,

1:14:03

I'll tell you.

1:14:03

What I'll tell you, Like

1:14:06

I'm a bubble could drive.

1:14:11

Like four sketches with ruses, like

1:14:13

there was one of like me driving like Katie Dipple

1:14:16

wrote and me driving up in my yard, like there

1:14:18

were so many yard I was around so many

1:14:20

yaruses.

1:14:21

Anyway, all right, all right, yes,

1:14:24

Kentucky Fried.

1:14:25

Chicken, Yes that that cute

1:14:28

gal. I believe Kelsey A kept

1:14:30

wearing a like a fried chicken bucket

1:14:32

hat of a.

1:14:34

Party.

1:14:35

Put that bucket on your hand, Put that two piece,

1:14:37

three piece bucket on your hands.

1:14:38

Terrible elevator joke. Kelsey

1:14:41

knows how to party on her

1:14:44

head. She made some memories, she brought all the sides.

1:14:46

Was very happy.

1:14:47

Wait was joe even at the party? I feel like he wasn't?

1:14:50

It was like the great he wasn't even there.

1:14:53

They kept saying, like Joey's siding about the parties, do

1:14:55

the ceremony. I'm like, wait, he never showed

1:14:58

up.

1:14:58

Literally, he was busy fight with people at the pool

1:15:01

party. Yeah you're writing, was like, he didn't show

1:15:03

up and no one I love, wasn't

1:15:05

it?

1:15:05

Who was?

1:15:05

I like to be He's standing on a balcon with watch

1:15:09

chicken and bikinis.

1:15:10

That's like the wasn't a Duena

1:15:13

was like, this is.

1:15:14

The worst pool party ever.

1:15:15

The most honest thing that's ever been said

1:15:18

on The Bachelor in the pool

1:15:20

this is the worst pool party.

1:15:24

I kind of love that though, that you know, those like hoity toy

1:15:26

pool parties where nobody gets in the water.

1:15:28

Yes, that's what I love. By the way I

1:15:30

love that.

1:15:31

I don't ever want to go to a group

1:15:33

pool party where I'm competing for a man, Like

1:15:36

I'll go to a pool party with my friends, usbian

1:15:38

idiot.

1:15:39

You don't want to be self conscious pool.

1:15:41

I don't want to have to go walk around

1:15:43

barefoot in my bikini

1:15:46

kind of fight with somebody else who's like a

1:15:48

bikini model.

1:15:50

Do you know what I mean?

1:15:50

Like I'm comfortable in my skin, like

1:15:53

I feel good about myself, Like I

1:15:55

don't want to have to go, like have a bikini off

1:15:57

at a pool party.

1:15:59

I mean, of course I've had a few, and let

1:16:01

me tell you, it's not fun. Okay, it's not fun

1:16:03

to bikini off.

1:16:07

Yeah, I don't.

1:16:08

Want to be naked around Jordan. He's all cut now.

1:16:11

Yeah are you cut now?

1:16:13

Yeah? I am, Yes, I don't.

1:16:14

Bet, but but I

1:16:16

I still but but that's that's on the outside.

1:16:18

On the inside, I'm still like, Yeah,

1:16:21

I'm a big sqush. Yeah, thanks

1:16:24

a lot, Seth promo

1:16:26

you. Yeah, that's that's but I'm still I

1:16:28

still wear big old I am

1:16:31

those Let's say

1:16:36

thank you.

1:16:37

I love my wife. I love what.

1:16:40

You're not gonna make him an Seth.

1:16:43

Again?

1:16:50

Your wife is a babe.

1:16:51

She is this is very

1:16:54

hard of it is just me trying to keep up and

1:16:56

maintains.

1:16:56

She doesn't leave Me's stone cald Fox.

1:16:58

Yes, it's true. It's but back to

1:17:00

this.

1:17:01

So we're talking, so Sydney is in

1:17:03

her she can we finally catch up to the princess

1:17:05

Leah bikini. She's oiling up. She's

1:17:08

like, I'm ready to tell the truth, you

1:17:11

know what? And this is a mean girl, and

1:17:14

and then so like and then Maria's like, she's

1:17:16

like, Sidy, He's like, I want peace, was

1:17:21

like, what else do you want from me? And

1:17:23

she's like I just couldn't hear Maria attacking

1:17:26

me anymore? My god, I feel

1:17:28

very she's been a bully. I feel attacked.

1:17:31

She called me embarrassing, weird,

1:17:34

like like it was just.

1:17:35

Like the more you talk, the more embarrassing it is.

1:17:38

Don't you realize that? So I just love the

1:17:40

fact that this woman who can't stop shutting

1:17:42

up and can't stop starring ship and started fight.

1:17:44

She's like, I just want peace, guys.

1:17:45

Oh She's

1:17:47

I kept like forr Island, Rhode Island came

1:17:49

and she's so uptight. She's Tracy

1:17:52

Flick and a Princess Leah bikini.

1:17:58

Yeah, you know what I mean. Jacey

1:18:00

Flick was uptight and smart. This girl's just like just

1:18:03

knows just enough to be a problem and

1:18:05

knows how to stirrup shit without trying to

1:18:07

make herself look too stupid. What I liked the best,

1:18:09

though, is what Joey was like. She didn't

1:18:12

feel genuine to me when I.

1:18:13

Talked to her.

1:18:14

Okayes, whoa, you actually have instincts.

1:18:16

I know. I was shocked.

1:18:17

Well, Joey was like what I

1:18:19

loved what I saw from Maria,

1:18:22

Like, I was like, you mean when she said, let me change into something more comfortable

1:18:24

and she put on like the fucking Victoria's Secret.

1:18:26

Angel wa surprised when she goes, we should go talk. I

1:18:28

want to put on my skirt. She goes, why would you want to put on your skirt?

1:18:30

Yeah, if they want to take the bikini off. Y.

1:18:34

Then she goes she he goes, I

1:18:38

just don't like that. She's created a hostile environment.

1:18:41

So then meanwhile, Duenna's going, this is not a good poll

1:18:43

party, not a good pool party.

1:18:45

Start, I think it's perfect.

1:18:47

So meanwhile, sitting is such a drag.

1:18:50

Maria is like, she's

1:18:52

like, look, Maria's created a verbally

1:18:55

abusive, hostile environment. She's

1:18:59

like, uh or not? And so

1:19:01

then so he pulls Maria

1:19:03

aside. She's oh, oh

1:19:05

so then so meanwhile Sidney goes, look, I'm

1:19:08

saying I have been bullied.

1:19:10

I did not say that you are a bully.

1:19:13

I feel that I have been bullied. This

1:19:15

was also a funky call Medina. This was Sydney,

1:19:18

I have been bullied. I'm not saying you are a bullied.

1:19:21

So meanwhile, Maria's teary.

1:19:23

She's like, I'm sorry, I feel like I'm

1:19:25

not I actually thought she was going to self eliminate

1:19:27

for a second, she goes, I feel like I'm

1:19:30

not being received as well as

1:19:32

I want to. Here she starts

1:19:34

tearing up. She's like, you know, this is

1:19:36

stemming from nothing. I was bullied

1:19:39

as a child. I did not expect.

1:19:42

I just didn't expect that this would happen. Like

1:19:46

and then Sidney goes, oh that

1:19:48

she says about Sidney, which was so smart. If

1:19:51

you like her, there's

1:19:53

no way that you could like love that.

1:19:55

The binary love that line. It's really

1:19:57

putting an ultimatum on it. Is like, if you're into

1:19:59

her. I, there's no way you can like

1:20:01

this.

1:20:01

She's She's like, yeah,

1:20:04

I can hold both of these things in my head at once.

1:20:07

But he's not going he does. He picks them both.

1:20:10

Wow, they needed two on one.

1:20:12

But we know who's

1:20:14

winning the two on one.

1:20:15

It's coming.

1:20:16

Sexy's gonna win. Sexy always.

1:20:18

Yeah.

1:20:18

No, but that's that two on one's coming.

1:20:20

They teased it.

1:20:21

Obviously, I'm so excited. Meanwhile,

1:20:24

he's like, I'm confused. I

1:20:26

do need to ask more from Sydney.

1:20:29

Yeah, I'm really distraught.

1:20:31

I'm confusing.

1:20:32

If it was me, yeah, and maybe this is

1:20:34

from having twin girls, I would

1:20:36

bring them on in a room, all three of them, Medina,

1:20:39

Sydney, whoever, and I would say what happened

1:20:41

here, tell me exactly what it was said. She made a weird

1:20:43

comment and there was nothing and you didn't really care and you're

1:20:46

starting shit. Okay, here's the deal. I'm gonna forget

1:20:48

this ever happened. If any of you bring it up again, you're

1:20:50

gone.

1:20:51

That's what I whoa wow. If

1:20:53

you mention it again, you're out. You're off the show.

1:20:56

Wow. So

1:20:58

that's how you deal with your twin girl.

1:21:00

Like this is nothing. Stop this.

1:21:02

Give me an instance, like what's happened in your house?

1:21:04

You voted them out of your Yes, I got voted

1:21:06

off the island.

1:21:07

All this all the time.

1:21:08

What happens in the hall, hang out in.

1:21:10

The lobby, like what kind of a fight?

1:21:11

Like what happened they fight about? It's

1:21:13

like who's

1:21:16

getting who's getting dressed first, who's getting the

1:21:18

tough first, who got out first? It was like just fighting

1:21:21

over like they they were gonna I was gonna get

1:21:23

out first, but she pushed me down so she got. None

1:21:26

of this matters. Don't talk, don't we're not talking

1:21:28

about this again. I don't

1:21:30

want to talk about this for an hour. And you got out of the town and

1:21:32

then you say, do they bring it up?

1:21:35

You're not getting a purse. They're obsessed

1:21:37

with purses.

1:21:37

Now you're not getting a well

1:21:40

they had just.

1:21:40

Gotten they had someone a friend

1:21:43

had just sent them to Barbie purses, like

1:21:45

Barbie theme purses.

1:21:46

I mean, obviously I would watch that purse.

1:21:49

No one's getting their person the other one, but you have to watch

1:21:51

the other person walk around with the person.

1:21:53

You're not getting a purson to bring this?

1:21:54

Wow are you doing? And all

1:21:56

that Actually

1:21:59

cut this out.

1:22:00

It help? Does it help to have two to

1:22:02

play against each other? You think

1:22:05

you can watch.

1:22:06

The other one some advantages?

1:22:07

It does help because when one kid is really

1:22:09

acting up, the other one without

1:22:12

saying anything, he just becomes an angel.

1:22:14

Okay.

1:22:15

And they were literally they'll be literally sitting there

1:22:17

at their little table and someone's like rolling around the floor

1:22:19

crying, and they're like like looking at like, I don't know who that.

1:22:21

Is, right, I don't that's not

1:22:23

me.

1:22:24

You can't had it on me. I don't know what's going on over there.

1:22:26

You're looking like you're ruining it for both

1:22:28

them.

1:22:28

Literally the exact same DNA, but just like

1:22:30

totally being like, I don't know who that is.

1:22:31

Are they identical?

1:22:33

No?

1:22:33

No, they look different.

1:22:34

And is there one that acts out more?

1:22:36

Huh?

1:22:36

Okay?

1:22:37

Because one who's an angel more than the other

1:22:39

one, and one who causes problems.

1:22:41

All day.

1:22:43

It's the other nature. It's just how they flew

1:22:45

out.

1:22:45

It's just who she is. She just wants to cause

1:22:47

problems all the time.

1:22:48

Dude. And then do you have two children?

1:22:50

Yes? I do?

1:22:51

And what are the ages?

1:22:52

Eleven and seven?

1:22:53

Way and girl?

1:22:54

Way and girl?

1:22:55

That's right, who's older.

1:22:56

My daughter's older. She's the pace car, she sets

1:22:58

the pace. She's the she's the head, and my son

1:23:00

is definitely the heart.

1:23:01

Oh how does that manifest?

1:23:04

She can move objects around the room, things

1:23:08

like that. She's like nine steps ahead of you. She just

1:23:10

baked me and a bake made

1:23:13

me an ice cream cake as an

1:23:15

eleven year old that was so delicious

1:23:17

and had four by

1:23:19

yourself by herself. She's terrifying

1:23:22

with oreo crust and like mint

1:23:25

and then and then chocolate cookie.

1:23:26

How big is this cake?

1:23:27

This cake is probably a boat big

1:23:30

cake. It was big.

1:23:31

It was big, like a like a store cake.

1:23:34

It was like a whaley.

1:23:41

I do not have a picture, and dad, are

1:23:43

you?

1:23:43

I'm horrible For

1:23:46

those of.

1:23:46

You who did not grow up knowing about

1:23:51

can I do with the accident? I want to hear you do an ad for

1:23:53

cookie Puss, fudge the Whale.

1:23:54

Hey, mister Cavell, Hey,

1:23:57

miss Cavell, come out, uh

1:24:01

forty two dash fifty six Queens

1:24:03

Boulevards a Covell.

1:24:05

You can get cookie.

1:24:06

Puss, you can get Fudgie the whale,

1:24:08

but your next body called cove.

1:24:10

Now, mister come up. For those of you who don't know. It's the

1:24:13

same shape. They bought one shape,

1:24:15

the same shape of a whale. Cookie

1:24:18

Puss looks like it's got like a dick nose.

1:24:20

So it's got like an ice cream cone nose that looks

1:24:22

like a dick.

1:24:23

It should call it a cookie dick instead of cookie

1:24:25

puss.

1:24:26

Cooky dick, budgie.

1:24:30

The whale was the ship.

1:24:31

Bludge of that was the same shape, but

1:24:33

it's a whale. And then cookie Dick is.

1:24:39

I'll say this, and I don't think it's weird

1:24:41

if I.

1:24:41

Say cookie is a great name.

1:24:44

That's a great term of endearment in

1:24:49

here, what a great mob. I could eat that.

1:24:52

Okay, okay, we got

1:24:54

four minutes before we're getting kicked out, and

1:24:56

conclusion said,

1:24:59

here we are because I want to be respectful of

1:25:01

this. Look here

1:25:03

we are. So then he so, then he

1:25:06

walks through. There's tears, She's

1:25:08

not received well, he's confused.

1:25:11

So Sydney's like, I've been

1:25:13

attacked, and is what the fuck nobody's

1:25:15

been attacked?

1:25:16

Yes, she's like, what is happening in this house? Like, yeah,

1:25:19

she's the compass.

1:25:19

He cut sweet Evelyn, who is

1:25:21

the nanny who we thought might have been a villain,

1:25:24

but then she ended up not being a villain. She's sweet

1:25:26

as can be. She's gonna go home and reflect

1:25:28

on which I love birds, I

1:25:31

loved I was. We were so wrong about

1:25:34

Evelyn. Evelyn, we hardly knew

1:25:36

you, your gorgeous hopeful. We'll see her

1:25:38

in paradise. They sometimes cut

1:25:40

people. They bring people who are cut early, and then they're stars.

1:25:43

She's I think it's her time to fly. Meanwhile,

1:25:46

the highlight so they keep both

1:25:48

Sydney and they keep Maria

1:25:50

for two on one coming up. And then the best

1:25:53

highlight is Jesse with a bucket

1:25:55

of chicken saying like

1:25:57

like basically like get

1:25:59

the fuck out of here, ladies, Like it was so funny

1:26:02

and I be My.

1:26:02

Favorite part was when he finally acknowledged the

1:26:04

facts, like why do you need me to come out? And says the final

1:26:07

rows Everyone knows the funnal rose. I don't have to say it. Why am

1:26:09

I even there? Everyone's

1:26:11

speaking that when you say it every single time out.

1:26:13

He was so funny. In conclusion,

1:26:16

first of all, thank you so much for

1:26:18

doing this. Before we get to I'm

1:26:20

going to ask you who you think is going to

1:26:22

be the winner. And then who you think is going to

1:26:24

be the Bachelorette. But before then, Jordan,

1:26:27

what would you like to promote?

1:26:28

Yes, so I'll be in Minneapolis at

1:26:30

the Acting Comedy Company The

1:26:33

Fun the eighteenth. I'm really excited February.

1:26:35

Yes, Valentine al

1:26:38

in time for you. I'm screw I'm

1:26:40

so excited about that.

1:26:41

Yeah, okay, and where can people

1:26:43

find?

1:26:44

You can find me on Instagram at the Reeler

1:26:46

Jordan Carlos or on Twitter

1:26:48

at Jordan Carlos.

1:26:49

Okay, what would you like to promote?

1:26:50

Seth Oh, I've got the

1:26:53

Big Sweet Dating Show Kelsey

1:26:55

Music Hall February twentieth. That's

1:26:57

where each comic who performs as

1:26:59

a short set and then pick someone out of the audience

1:27:02

to go on a date on stage with.

1:27:03

That sounds so amazing.

1:27:04

Really fun.

1:27:05

Does it ever like have a love connection?

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Yes, there's been. There has been a handful

1:27:10

of people who have gone who end up dating

1:27:12

the people they went. That one pretty

1:27:15

famous female comedian who picked a dude that they

1:27:17

went to Mexico with him, so cute.

1:27:21

I would like to promote that. You can go on

1:27:23

our my movie step beside

1:27:26

Amazon. Thank

1:27:28

you, And I'm in New York

1:27:30

Right now, I'll be on I

1:27:32

believe I could be. I think I'm gonna be

1:27:34

on Cherry Sheppard this week. I'm gonna be on. I'm gonna

1:27:36

be on The New York Show. I'm gonna be on. I'm

1:27:39

gonna be on the Fox Show. And then in March,

1:27:41

i'm here filming. I'll be on Kelly Clarkson, but it won't

1:27:43

come out till March. And then

1:27:46

so that's that. And uh so, who do you think

1:27:48

it's gonna win? Who do you think it's be? Bachelrette Seth for

1:27:50

right now?

1:27:51

And I can't quite tell, but the woman who kissed

1:27:54

her in the in the pageant, I think.

1:27:56

That's uh, Lexi,

1:27:59

Lexie.

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I think she's gonna make it to final four, Okay,

1:28:03

in terms of winners, I

1:28:06

think I think it's I

1:28:08

think also Maria is going to make Final four.

1:28:10

I don't know. In terms of winners right.

1:28:12

Now, it's gonna pick Sweeter. I think I think he's a

1:28:14

pick a sweet sweeter than Maria.

1:28:15

Maria is too real and like, yeah.

1:28:17

She's too sexy. Yeah, I think

1:28:19

he'll pick a. I think I think

1:28:23

think its gonna be I

1:28:25

don't think she's gonna win Bachelorette.

1:28:27

She'll be bachelorette. I think she'll be number

1:28:29

two. She'll be to be number two and she'll

1:28:31

be bachelorette.

1:28:32

So definitely, my final four is gonna be Daisy Lexi.

1:28:35

Who's the winner? We got

1:28:37

to pick because we're getting out of here at one.

1:28:39

Minute, say Caitlin, Kelsey, Daisy

1:28:41

Lexi are the and I'm gonna say

1:28:43

lex is gonna win.

1:28:44

Okay, I'll keep it simple.

1:28:46

I think it's obvious to me that Jin is going to be the big winner

1:28:48

because the man you jen Young Jin

1:28:51

is gonna be the winner.

1:28:51

He's gonna teach her to surf.

1:28:52

Also, what you missed was he said I could see

1:28:55

us on the beach with our kids.

1:28:56

Now he's not gonna show that to everybody.

1:28:59

Everybody, no no, no, no, no, no, mark

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