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Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose?

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A production of iHeartRadio. Oh

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man, they brought

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the ghost of Leslie to cock block.

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What a fucking big bonder o

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my precious Kelsey. Truly,

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they were like, Kelsey's doing too well, she's

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thriving, she's too hot. She

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looks like an old bond

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you know, like like a nineteen sixties bond

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girl. She's sweet. Let's

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bring in Leslie, the biggest

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buzz kill to say, to go

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for it, but no man will.

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Ever love you as

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good as Leslie. Didn't knock foods as good

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as the other bird.

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That's the only prason she didn't get it. She had it in the

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bag. She just had to fucking roup, but she didn't do it.

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Hello, welcome to another episode of Really

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Except This Rose. My name is ARTM. Maraine,

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coming to you from my bougie garage in Los Angeles,

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California. What an opening, guys,

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here we are. We're talking about fat and tossy

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sweets and Tillo Mexico. And

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nothing says fantasy sweets like our

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guests this week with me today,

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Two gentlemen, What a gentleman squad?

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To my right is a man whose birthday

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I spent with him.

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You did he is?

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He has nine comedy specials

1:12

I do Yeah. Seven

1:15

are on Netflix. Two, one was on HBO,

1:17

ones on Showtime, five on

1:19

Netflix.

1:19

One was on Showtime. One was on HBO. When

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one was on epics. If that was a channel, remember

1:26

that, Remember that channel?

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How to go?

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Okay, It's like we're not

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even in a package, We're just by ourselves.

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Epics. What do you have? Who

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knows?

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Take a change?

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Alcoholics was on Showtime.

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Network Ladies

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and Gentlemen The Store of Alcoholic coaust Jim

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Jeffrey. How

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are you doing, Jim?

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I'm great. I'm very excited about this episode.

1:50

Me too.

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Well, it was just the fucking episode.

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I always liked the company one.

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I wasn't sure if you. I wasn't

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sure if we had booked you. I

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was hoping to have booked you for the fucking episode because I

2:01

put you in advance, and I wasn't sure if you were going to get boned,

2:03

if it was going to be women tell all. And I was so

2:05

happy you got that.

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You Okay, you guys

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are going to be in the audience.

2:10

Oh yeah, you know what, we should

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go for the finale and we have to wear our

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jewel tone tops.

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We don't know anyone deep in Bachelor and nation who

2:18

could help us.

2:19

Oh yeah, so

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many deep imbachelor nations who can help us.

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Our number one favorite, it's our

2:26

favorite. You are our favorite. It's official,

2:28

you are number one favorite.

2:29

I feel like you probably say that Katie

2:32

Thirst didn't we like her?

2:34

We we like her.

2:35

We like Katie. No, she's not her number

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one. I am going to see her tonight. I'm doing stand up with

2:39

her. But is she my number? No, you're my

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number one? Okay, thank you, And I feel like we've

2:43

bet we've all been very open about that. You're all of

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our number one favorite number.

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I saw Kittie Thurst and down at the

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comedy store, and I was too shy to go talked to you.

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I can walk straight up. Yeah, ladies and jealous

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people, you know, the approachable one.

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Jim Jeffers number one favorite, Will.

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Tyler Caer.

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On that shows, Jojo

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Very.

3:10

And Nick I was

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boss man.

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We we saw him. He had just gotten

3:17

back. He came and did and he was very

3:19

lean. He was very ripped when he came,

3:21

and it was also four hundred. I think we almost killed

3:23

him, even the show didn't the episode

3:25

here almost killed him.

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Would you guys ever do that show?

3:27

Especially never never.

3:29

I was looking at Trida the other day, right,

3:31

yeah, right, and

3:34

I was like, I could possibly do this one, and

3:36

then I saw them running them all and.

3:37

Yeah, they asked me to

3:39

do the Special Forces

3:42

one.

3:43

There's no hell but

3:46

the upside of it, it's just you's gonna get

3:48

abused the whole and I also

3:50

have a problem with authority.

3:51

Anyways, Andy got some like boot camp guy

3:54

loser and be like, fuck you man,

3:57

Yeah, you don't know what I've done. Drinks

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in Mexico.

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Eight seasons.

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Oyster seen some ship

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figures.

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Scallops fingers also with us as a production

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team, KT Money, Levine

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a doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna

4:14

Tanna, Rosanna Rosanna, Dana Mittens

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hose Yay Levine, Hello, doctor Banana.

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I got some Tana did

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did you in

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the sun you went

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going into a knock club? The bricelet to get

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in the.

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Wow, that looks

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like a light tan. I have quite an apple

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watchtank Wow all

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the time. That's exciting. I'm

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not wearing this thing. I want to say that since

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we recorded last week and just as

4:46

of an hour ago, my Facebook

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got hacked, but I got it back

4:51

an hour ago.

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I always say that when I get drunk and I'm

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going with There was a.

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Lot of videos about they

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were It was a lot of like mixing cement

5:03

video and that's really fun. There was a

5:05

video about how to like tile laminas

5:07

are made, as if I think like a sixty year

5:09

old man in Ohio. It

5:12

was like it was like how they make laminated

5:15

like flooring. But there was like a lot of

5:17

videos like that.

5:18

For like three they just post

5:20

the weirdest reels.

5:21

Yeah, do well because I feel like the DIY

5:23

stuff might do well up.

5:26

There was one that had like giant like

5:28

spikes driving over tires

5:31

like it was satisfied.

5:34

You know what. Maybe I actually had somebody doing like

5:36

a favored for me. When

5:39

I was at Jim's birthday party. We ended

5:42

the birthday party watching a show that I'd

5:44

never heard of called Florida Bed for

5:46

the Bed.

5:48

That's seventh birthday.

5:50

We did a murder mystery not and then and Dan

5:53

back at All of my You know Dan back at All,

5:55

he's eight.

5:56

He plays on the Congressman. Yeah.

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Anyway, So so Dan had just done a sitcom

6:01

in Britain and his favorite thing about

6:03

Britain was coming home after work and.

6:05

Watching four in the Bed.

6:06

Now, I'd never heard of four in the Bed, but obviously

6:08

I stayed and watch an entire seasons.

6:10

Just on browsers.

6:12

YouTube, you can just get four in the It's

6:14

very it's a very simple premise.

6:17

It's incredible. It's incredible.

6:19

It's four couples. So I just bub

6:21

a peanut. Four couples

6:24

this half night.

6:25

Four couples who own bed and breakfasts,

6:27

and they have to stay in each other's bed and breakfast.

6:29

So one on Monday, they stay

6:32

in one person's Tuesdays, Wednesday, Thursday, and then on

6:34

Friday they sit around a table and

6:36

decide how much each you get paid.

6:37

For their room.

6:38

And then people get very very sensitive

6:41

about that. You know, I found a hair in the bottom

6:43

of the wall. Yea, there is cleanliness

6:46

wasn't quite there. So I've taken five pound

6:48

off me permit.

6:49

And they're literally like eleven minutes long.

6:52

We watched the entire We watched all of season

6:54

twenty six. There there

6:56

was one guy that was the only solo flayer.

6:58

Because even if somebody didn't their own bed

7:01

and breakfast with somebody friend, this guy, no

7:03

friends Thomas. Thomas ran

7:05

such a tight ship that they accused

7:07

Thomas of taking it so that he would

7:10

win, which he was I think,

7:12

And then they like they gave so much

7:14

money to the other people just to bone Thomas.

7:17

And it was felt very exciting and scandalous.

7:20

And you watched more since what I'm going to Yes.

7:23

It's like the TV version of out of It.

7:25

How many seasons of this show?

7:27

Hundreds? That's just that's

7:29

just the that's just on every

7:32

week.

7:32

Yeah, it's five nights. It's one week season.

7:36

Yeah, every night, yeah, every every

7:38

and it's on about like five.

7:45

And it's also like people haven't washed their hair, you

7:47

know what I mean. You're like, oh, I feel okay, we're all doing

7:49

the best. It's just like regular folks just

7:51

like looking at just like touching

7:54

pillows and stuff, and you're like and

7:56

they're like like, this is a nice.

7:58

That's because me and the wife watching try to right.

8:00

And they set that up in a castle in Scotland, right

8:02

yeah, and then and and I was going, everyone's

8:04

hair looks like ship and uh

8:06

and my wife went there using a Scottish local hire.

8:09

When they did the contestants

8:12

till all and they were back in America.

8:14

Everyone.

8:16

Wow, that's fun, that's

8:18

exciting.

8:19

Yeah, I read the uh Phaedra started doing

8:21

everyone's makeup and hair because she was doing all

8:23

her own for the American version.

8:24

And then they were like, help us, you have to help us. She

8:27

became going one. This is so exciting.

8:29

Well here, hold on, hold on. I have a

8:31

lot of questions.

8:32

Yeah, okay.

8:33

First of all, I want to know what the pitch

8:35

was at your forty seventh birthday to be like,

8:38

hey, guys, we got to watch this.

8:39

Bed has been organically

8:42

part of that because Dan Backer

8:44

all goes End of the Night and

8:48

you guys, I watched that show. You

8:50

guys, I wish I could get that show in America. And I said,

8:52

me and the wife watch you here all the time like.

8:55

A DPN toget.

8:56

Now it's all on YouTube. It's just I

8:58

have their own channel. It's just sitting there, befre.

9:00

And I'm a night owl. You don't have to invite me twice

9:02

to watch four in the Bed. I just got right

9:04

on that. I got right on that sectional.

9:06

I kicked my feet up and I watched the entire

9:09

I watched seven episodes. It was

9:11

and you're with with your with Hank. Yeah,

9:14

he watched almost all the way through my watches.

9:16

My son's an American childoo, which is a lot of British

9:18

television for no apparent reason.

9:20

It's horrible.

9:20

It looks so pleasant. It was everyone

9:24

is.

9:25

I had a loveless day. It's a wonderful place.

9:27

Would I come again? Of course I would, full

9:29

payment.

9:30

Except for Thomas. It's fun. You have one,

9:33

it was, yeah, so that's We played Murder Mystery,

9:36

and then we watched four in the bed.

9:37

Oh you know this guy is keeping it tight.

9:40

Befast this guy.

9:43

I gotta show you Google season twenty

9:45

six.

9:45

Gosh, this is terrible.

9:47

Cut that down. She's a twenty six

9:49

and gym said gym.

9:54

She looked like she cut her bangs with a potato

9:57

peel.

10:00

For the best season.

10:01

You don't.

10:04

You'll see it.

10:09

You'll know who it was. You

10:12

see your season twenty six potato wheeler.

10:14

You'll see it. You'll know whose it is, the

10:16

one who's been it,

10:19

You'll see it.

10:20

This isn't good, really.

10:22

Yeah yea yeah, yah yea yeah, yeah yea yeah.

10:24

Right, hold on, hold on.

10:25

I do have a suggestion for another show

10:27

that I feel like everyone needs to watch it. I hope you

10:29

guys haven't so you can be excited about

10:31

this. But have you watched The Curious Case of the Talian

10:33

Grace?

10:34

Yes, but isn't there

10:36

a follow up?

10:37

And then and then Natalia speaks the next one? I

10:39

have seen that last twenty seconds. Season

10:42

two will blow?

10:44

Tell me, tell me, tell me, get cut it out,

10:46

tell me.

10:47

I want to know I watched this.

10:49

What is it's on Netflix or Max?

10:52

Okay, okay, maxt Okay, you.

10:54

Haven't watched it? Okay, Italian

10:57

Grace. So do you guys have ever

10:59

seen the movie or where it's that

11:01

they adopt this like little Girl.

11:03

I've always thought.

11:04

That was potato peel

11:06

potato peels.

11:08

I've always thought that was bad.

11:10

For the potato.

11:11

I know you're talking about.

11:13

I'm always saw it like doing a horror

11:15

movie where the monster is an orphan,

11:17

Like is.

11:18

There a person os society who

11:20

is weaker than an orphan? Job?

11:23

And now he is a little person you

11:25

know?

11:25

I know?

11:26

Yes?

11:26

Yes, oh no, no, I've watched that now the documentary

11:29

about person? Yes,

11:33

what's the twist?

11:34

Where's the twist?

11:35

Anyways?

11:35

The first season is all about this family who adopts

11:38

this this Ukrainian little person

11:41

name Natalia.

11:42

Great, yes, and the first

11:44

episode you're gonna get to the horny. In

11:46

the second, guys to.

11:47

Stay the So they take this this little

11:49

orphan little person home

11:52

and uh, the mom is giving her

11:54

a bath and she sees

11:57

that.

11:57

She has fubes pubes

11:59

like.

12:00

Whole bush and why was naked?

12:04

Oh my god, and why wouldn't you already know

12:06

that about herself?

12:09

So so the mom's like this, this

12:11

girl is not six years old. She's got to be like fifteen

12:14

or twenty or something like that. So then

12:16

it becomes we think that this little girl

12:19

is trying to kill our family.

12:21

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, she was doing weird stuff and.

12:23

Waking up with like with a knife, and the nice

12:26

she was doing weird, She wasn't doing

12:28

anything.

12:31

Moved into an apartment with pedophiles,

12:33

like an old lay who.

12:35

Is just is still the moodiest person

12:37

on earth, even even when given

12:39

all the facts.

12:40

She's like, nah, yeah, like

12:43

that was a six year old living next door. You fuck?

12:48

Okay, No, I know, I

12:53

know.

12:55

It's awful, it's brutal, Okay, So then what's

12:57

the final what's So? Then what happened.

13:01

Ruin.

13:01

Every episode you're like, yeah, we'll bleep it

13:03

for our episode. Episode you're like, man, this girl, this school

13:06

goes crazy, And the next episode you're like, no, this this

13:08

family is crazy.

13:10

Yeah.

13:11

Second, yeah she speaks, and

13:13

you finally are like, this family is fucked

13:15

up.

13:15

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ever back. Okay,

13:18

guys, here we are here, we are to

13:20

Loom. We're not We're

13:22

not at four in the bed. We're not curious case.

13:24

And to tell your grace, we're into Loom about

13:26

to go on the worst date I've

13:29

ever seen with Rachel

13:31

jumping into the soape. It also starts

13:34

off every episode this this season

13:36

starts off with like some This alem is

13:38

extra exciting because it had the time

13:41

clock of like you see him, it's

13:43

almost like last scene Alive, Joey going

13:45

you know, the elevator hotel footage and you see

13:47

him getting a note and it's like, we need to

13:49

talk.

13:50

And Okay, they

13:52

foreshadowed that.

13:53

They foreshadowed that.

13:54

When you say foreshadowed, shadowed,

13:57

they just they just showed the bit at

13:59

the end.

13:59

The yeah, yeah, it wasn't anymore

14:02

to show.

14:03

Into because because they didn't show

14:05

us any day.

14:07

The cliff hangered us first.

14:09

Yes, they started out they booke ended

14:12

with the Cliffhander. Yes, so then

14:14

they're like, hey, Rachel's first,

14:16

and they go to us and notey and they're

14:18

like are you scared of animals? Or are you scared?

14:21

And then it's like and they have no

14:23

chemistry and they start jumping.

14:25

I don't know why Rachel's still there.

14:26

They have zero chemistry. I feel like they used

14:29

to write like like don't.

14:31

You want Maria and fantasy but

14:34

need to know what's going on with Maria.

14:37

I was talking about this in my podcast. I have a theory about

14:39

this. Yes, I think this is a really good thing to bring up.

14:41

Yes, Okay, I have a theory too.

14:43

This is what I think happened. I think that I

14:46

think he was tired of her antics

14:48

and whatever. I

14:50

do think they had like super like

14:53

hot and heavy sexual chemistry. And

14:55

I think that the thought was I need

14:58

to cut her before then, because there's

15:00

no way I'm not gonna be shot

15:02

myself having and then I might ruin my

15:05

opportunity.

15:08

With you. Yeah, that's

15:14

a good point. You're right. You're right, because

15:16

you just want to keep having sex with her, or like he's not having

15:18

sex with anyone, but he's so jealous

15:20

to say he ended up with either Daisy or

15:23

Kelsey. They'd be like, did you and

15:26

you know it's gonna be fun. There's

15:28

no way it's not.

15:29

I could have been the stuffed peppers that

15:32

the dad brought.

15:34

The dad was the dad was

15:37

just incredible. If that wasn't a want,

15:41

my god, the giant that opened the

15:43

open, sure.

15:48

Going to know.

15:51

If the

15:54

mom didn't say one word, she

15:56

wasn't allowed, She wasn't she was there. She was the blonde

15:58

moment with the worst tattoo.

16:00

That was the mob.

16:01

Either I thought that was like an aunt you that

16:03

was the mob.

16:04

There was a little chirro and I'm like, who is that?

16:06

There was a quick that was that was a rough

16:09

tattoo. That was a rough if

16:11

anyone needed theros, it was the mob.

16:14

What what amazing producer

16:17

to get the dad to tell her yeah,

16:20

by the way, he asked for for my blessing

16:22

and then the next I know episode

16:25

I know, And for her.

16:27

To think when she was like, oh, I

16:29

don't think you're supposed to tell me that, like like she thought

16:31

it was a.

16:33

I I do wonder if she started thinking, oh no, I

16:36

might have to get engaged this thing, and

16:38

I don't know if I really want to marry this guy. Let

16:41

me start self sabotage, I don't think.

16:43

But then you could have just him at a level seven.

16:45

Yeah, she could have done still like a level

16:48

ten for the other one of fifteen.

16:51

No he.

16:54

I the fact that it's

16:56

not Maria and that it's and

16:59

that it's Rachel who had

17:02

They did have more chemistry in the beginning on that like

17:04

wedding day, so then she's

17:07

afraid she's self serious.

17:09

They're jumping into the snote. She's

17:12

like a kiss her good luck, but it's like kind of an awkward

17:14

She wouldn't even give like a kiss. It was just like

17:16

a like and then she was kind of like a g and

17:19

then the poor thing, dude

17:21

that must have I.

17:22

Don't understand how.

17:25

You watch her jaw hit

17:27

the water first its water, it's

17:30

like a belly flop. Imagine that on your jaw.

17:33

It's always you was always gotta hit her

17:36

jaw.

17:36

I was did she hit her jaw?

17:38

I think the way that she was like she went

17:40

as probably little sway, so her feet went like this, her jaws

17:42

over here, so her jaw got a brunt of it because normally

17:45

your feet go first and it breaks the water.

17:47

So then when the rest of you goes into that.

17:48

Would have been a muscular thing. That her in

17:51

here, and she works as an icy u nurse.

17:53

Oh my god, she seems like she's a hotpocondract.

17:55

I know it's an icy use nurse in like ha whi, And

17:57

that's mostly coconut related.

18:01

Conjecture for no conjecture

18:07

is so funny, okay. So so that

18:09

like that, I felt

18:11

bad for her because we've all heard ourselves

18:14

flirting with somebody. We've all it's

18:17

so embarrassing, and you tried to shake it off, and there's

18:19

a camera.

18:20

On you try to take it off High High.

18:24

I was so was horr.

18:29

She's like, I don't even know.

18:34

I literally that.

18:37

We all did.

18:42

High High. We

18:46

all thought of that.

18:47

We all thought.

18:55

Fruit.

18:56

It was brutal.

18:58

It was brutal. I

19:01

don't have to know. No, they're

19:03

like, you need to go to the day. Can you open your mouth?

19:11

So then they go and it turns out she is fine,

19:14

but she can't shake it off. She

19:16

can't shake it off. I'm surprised

19:19

they spent the night together, and

19:21

I think she was like, we're

19:24

gonna see it. And then she's like, I've never

19:26

showed any vulnerability with anybody

19:28

I've ever dated. I've always been

19:30

cheated on. You got to be

19:33

more of a champion. This is fully, she's

19:35

a wet noodle.

19:36

These people. Is like, every time I've

19:38

been with someone, it hasn't worked

19:40

out.

19:44

You're a.

19:46

It doesn't work out until eventually you find

19:49

one that does work out. Maybe that might work out. That's

19:52

life that is light. You're single,

19:55

I haven't worked out.

19:55

Yeah, that's what happens. That's fine.

19:58

Yeah, trauma is that they had a relationship and ended.

20:00

That happened to everybody.

20:01

I find it hard to open myself

20:04

up to people because of blah blah blah.

20:05

Of course you do, Oh my god.

20:08

Yeah, I don't need to know any of your information.

20:12

It's true.

20:12

I have these walls up against strangers.

20:16

True.

20:16

It's true.

20:17

Even houses have those.

20:18

Yeah.

20:23

Yeah, yeah, I mean that's

20:25

right. Not everybody needs to know everything right away.

20:28

It takes a while.

20:31

I don't know. So then they go I

20:33

was surprised, and then they went, I like, how

20:36

her hometown? I know we're going back to please

20:38

we can? Was just was it Palm Springs

20:40

or something graduate Cougamanga.

20:42

For the budget was cut. They couldn't get everyone.

20:45

Out, Like someone went, fuck,

20:47

we didn't think she was going to get yeah.

20:52

Yeah ka.

20:55

Or else.

20:55

Joy was like this, I can't go back to

20:58

yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

21:00

Cause and women there.

21:03

Or is that where Maria's from Canada?

21:05

She's because because

21:08

that was where her house was. Then like, well we all

21:10

thought we were going there.

21:11

We're just going to what are the light Jaspery's

21:14

never heard of the It

21:17

was the first time I watched the batch.

21:18

I thought, I'm go visit that national

21:21

part. Nothing wrong with jazz.

21:24

No, you could go make out

21:26

that public sauna down by the lake

21:29

there already, it.

21:31

Wouldn't it wouldn't be filled with other people, wouldn't they just

21:33

let me and the person I'm making out.

21:34

Would sit there?

21:36

Yeah? Yeah, that is the one

21:38

that they just haul around America, right.

21:40

But they were in the sauna, she and

21:43

the little bubble, the pill commercial

21:46

the sky Rizzy. So

21:49

then they go and she was like, it's hard to let go.

21:51

It's hard. I don't want it taken away. He's

21:54

so fun, He's he really

21:56

liked charity, like He seems

21:59

the most fucked up over a rejection.

22:02

Which is crazy because he like had seen done.

22:05

Hell if I saw Dot

22:07

and I was Joe, I'd be like, oh, I don't have a chance.

22:09

But yeah, like I guess he on the show acted

22:11

like I don't know. He seemed to be like okay

22:14

with it like on the show and after the final hours like

22:16

you didn't. It was legitimately

22:19

rattled his night. His uncle

22:21

fucked him, I know, and.

22:22

His like, I feel better know what the uncle

22:24

was going on.

22:25

I feel like his.

22:25

Mental health is just like not great

22:28

right now, and I feel really bad for him me

22:30

too. So then they go and there

22:33

before her date, she got sent Susan

22:35

Jenner Susan Chris christ

22:38

is what.

22:38

Kitland Jenny's real name should be to

22:42

kit Yes, that's

22:45

a Susan.

22:46

Ever, Susan

22:49

got sent Susan Jenner got Susan

22:51

was like, She's like, well, you just got in

22:54

the past.

22:54

Is the past?

22:55

You leave it in the past. I think

22:57

she got one of the go she didn't get Sondra saying

23:01

I want to practice how babies are made.

23:03

Yeah, I'm gonna whoop it up.

23:04

You go.

23:05

There is some foresight to this, right, Like, what

23:08

do we want? What message do we want imparted

23:11

to these people specifically?

23:12

Right?

23:13

You know, yes, and we'll

23:15

get to the Kelsey of it all. But my

23:18

thought in that moment was, Kelsey

23:21

thinks she's gonna win this thing. We need to fuck with her a little

23:23

bit. So let's let's throw in the girl

23:25

who's like, it's never gonna work.

23:27

Out for him.

23:29

But I have a theory about it too.

23:31

Yeah, yeah, but I thought it was interesting. Each one

23:33

had a different message, and it was the message that obviously

23:36

the wanted them to hear.

23:37

Yeah, so you don't what's the point

23:40

of some old person talking to you. He's not

23:42

related to you. Yeah, give

23:44

some wisdom.

23:45

Just so obsessed with the Golden Bachelor.

23:47

Yeah, the

23:50

Golden mach. My

23:54

wife had to leave the room for fifteen minutes for some

23:56

reason.

23:57

The same things, like he's so handsome. My

23:59

wife was losing his ship over

24:01

this guy.

24:04

He was a silver fox, he

24:07

was hot.

24:08

He was like, he's got the dead wife.

24:10

That's always a win, yes, the dead wife.

24:12

Like Gary, he's got the dead wife. Because

24:15

it's not a divorce, it's not a messy divorce.

24:16

You're not going to bring it a divorce.

24:18

It's got to be a dead wife.

24:19

You gotta have a dead wife.

24:20

You gotta have a dead wife.

24:21

And then the women, the women normally live longer than

24:23

the main.

24:24

Yeah, the dead wife is excited.

24:27

I reckon the regularly when when an old blake

24:29

has a dead wife.

24:30

They lined up my grandpa,

24:33

my grandma, and on the fifties

24:35

communities, which I've ridden to.

24:36

In three is my grandmother

24:39

when she died. First, my grandpa was so cute

24:41

that there was a line of her friends

24:44

bringing pies.

24:44

Over an unexpected

24:47

illness.

24:48

Oh, forget it.

24:49

That's television goal.

24:50

That's television goal.

24:51

My dad finds dates at funerals.

24:53

Wow, this is a movie.

24:56

He's the funeral grandpa.

25:03

God for nugget Dad. So

25:06

then okay, so then they go. Then they actually

25:10

so then they spend the night and she's

25:12

like last night. I She

25:15

say, I've never been vulnerable with a boyfriend

25:17

before. Never,

25:21

So then then how do you date?

25:23

Never?

25:24

I've never been in a serious relationship, but you

25:26

did.

25:26

It wasn't a healthy one.

25:28

Also, what do you call vulnerable?

25:29

Vulnerable?

25:31

Vulnerable?

25:32

Vulnerable?

25:33

That's how she said.

25:33

It's ever

25:35

been on a bachelor vulnerable, vulnerable,

25:40

vulnerable, vulnerable.

25:41

I can't say, but I can say.

25:43

How do you say? How do you say it?

25:46

Vulnerable?

25:47

That's good, that feels nice.

25:49

Vulnerable, I say vulnerable, vulnerable.

25:52

I say it like you, I think, California,

25:56

California. So

26:00

that okay. So then she so then she goes,

26:02

last night, I told you I loved you, and

26:05

that hasn't changed. Like it's been eight

26:07

hours. Why would it have changed?

26:10

Why would changed? In the five hotel,

26:13

like with all the pressures, it's

26:16

a bad actor.

26:16

He's like, well, Rachel and I have

26:19

had a good run, and I know that she's

26:21

been hard for her to open up, but she's

26:23

opened up. But I'm very excited. I'm

26:25

like, oh, this guy is like in full trauma

26:28

response.

26:29

Rachel's not getting to be the Bachelorette.

26:31

No, Kelsey's winning, and Daisy's

26:33

going to be the bachelor.

26:36

If we want a real wam

26:38

Maria I am?

26:39

That'd be a fun season, all

26:45

right. Any final thoughts on the Rachel date before

26:47

we take a quick break.

26:48

Yeah, when they woke up, I was like, they did not

26:50

he.

26:51

Did not.

26:52

No, no, no, they

26:55

didn't.

26:56

I mean like sorry.

26:57

The next days, like look at Kelsey's face, it was

26:59

like fuck raw yeah,

27:03

I mean or if they did or

27:05

if they did, it was like I'm

27:08

getting this done just because I just because I hit

27:10

my job, I've gotta work like like there's

27:13

almost like a real it wasn't

27:15

sexy.

27:16

I will say I do feel bad for her,

27:18

Like I'm the type of person when I hurt myself, I'm like really

27:20

hard on myself and if I think it's going to ruin

27:23

something like a date, like I would just be kind of panicking.

27:25

I think I would try to be cooler

27:28

about it and like try I got bad

27:30

jokes. But like I did feel bad for her

27:32

because I could just see the panic of her. I did being

27:34

embarrassed, not wanting to act like it hurt

27:36

as much as it did. It's like when I fell off

27:39

my bike, I was like literally bleeding

27:41

for my face and all these people came over to help me.

27:42

I don't like me.

27:43

No, no, no, no, there's nothing somebody

27:46

trying to help you when you fall in the public, it's like you

27:48

fucking WoT. It

27:53

was like, so I like film her, I

27:55

would be panic. No,

27:57

I do try to get embarrassed, like you

28:00

can't see me if I

28:02

don't know. Nobody can see me, and this didn't

28:05

happen. I know, yeah, okay, I got it.

28:07

I think even beforehole,

28:09

no chemistry like at their home hometown,

28:12

it didn't. I didn't see anything.

28:14

No the shamehole.

28:15

I know it would, it would spoil the show. But I

28:17

so badly want there to be a season once where

28:20

someone leaves a fancy suite and they say

28:22

an interview, we didn't fuck,

28:24

yes, I just.

28:25

Want one person pregnant, and

28:30

they picked the other person that

28:37

would get the show back on the map,

28:43

like I'm gonna make this, and producers it.

28:46

Was hi, Yeah, you've got to reverse engineer

28:49

these things like blind Like the

28:51

initial thought was not like they don't see each

28:53

other, it's we want people to be

28:55

left at the altar amazing

28:58

show.

28:59

Oh my god, are you watching this season? It's

29:01

so good, so good.

29:02

So I gave up when the girl said she looked like making.

29:05

Okay, hold on, So that

29:07

idea is fantastic. We need to reverse

29:09

engineer show where someone

29:12

gets pregnant. Yeah, and that was

29:14

somebody else, yes, alone

29:18

alone, It's

29:20

like make an.

29:21

Afraid like a four

29:23

seasons. We're gonna take aquick break.

29:25

Will be right back, and what if it happens on the Golden Bachelor?

29:38

What is your fantasy?

29:40

You?

29:44

And we're back you guys. I'm

29:47

now team Kelsey. I want Kelsey

29:49

to win.

29:50

Lost. I lost when she swam

29:52

in the pool above the room.

29:53

Okay, so so so. My

29:56

father's old guy, so he says

29:58

creepy things. Sure, every

30:00

time I say something creepy, my wife turns to me

30:02

and goes, all right, Gary, which is my dad's

30:04

name. And I did say I didn't

30:06

say she has a lovely body and she looks like quite

30:09

the swimmer.

30:10

But I don't know where it came from. She looks like quite

30:12

the swimmer and she has a lovely body.

30:14

You know what?

30:15

I said that In run of my.

30:17

I got a phone call from Steve Heidener

30:20

saying the same. Steve

30:23

Hyder goes, oh, she just she covers

30:26

it up. But I'm like Steve, He's

30:28

like, she wears.

30:29

A lot of But what I'm like, I when

30:31

the rubber hits the road, really something.

30:34

I got can help? But I think after a certain

30:36

age, you gotta just say what you're thinking.

30:40

I did receive

30:42

a phone call about like.

30:44

Yeah, I'm pretty

30:46

good both ways.

30:47

He's like all right, I said, because

30:49

because Joey never does, but he should take his shirt off ball

30:51

he does other conditions always.

30:53

He has got the body as well.

30:55

He doesn't see does he.

30:56

Doesn't want to. He seems he's very fit. He

30:58

looks great, good looking.

31:00

My when I said that, I think was less

31:02

creepy. But I stand by this.

31:04

Uh.

31:05

The next morning, after the the overnight,

31:08

she you're right, like her face was like raw, but

31:11

like she had no makeup on and still look beautiful.

31:13

I was like, every

31:16

guy, that's how this is what guys

31:18

and girls are different. Because girls judged each

31:20

other's makeup and everything. Guys like, we

31:23

need to know what she looked like without Yeah.

31:26

I was. I also loved that she went

31:28

out without makeup. She was so beautiful.

31:31

Okay, well here we go, let's be real.

31:34

She started off the butterfly things

31:36

bullshit, we can about that.

31:39

A strong swimmer.

31:42

She started off the episode with a

31:44

visit from a sea witch.

31:48

She she goes,

31:50

me and you were in the same boat. I lost my

31:52

mother. I thought she was gonna go last year.

31:54

Yeah, I know. It was really like she

31:57

was just like putting hecks after

32:00

he son. Here's this adorable

32:02

young lady who's like, I love Joey.

32:04

I just I'm a love of them. I told him I can't

32:06

wait to tell him again. She's like, big care,

32:10

I also have a dead mother. And another

32:13

say, you know it's also going to disappoint you.

32:15

Men, you know how you think you will

32:17

die? Aloge I thought,

32:20

wow, I'm thinking

32:22

that.

32:24

She really liked her.

32:30

I wasn't have to be on the show, said that bridge over there.

32:33

She is rich.

32:35

She her whole thing on Golden she was like, I've never

32:37

had the happy end.

32:38

She's like, well, you've been divorced twice. They're like three

32:41

three times, you've been divorced. You we're a

32:43

backup dancer for prince. You've been divorced.

32:45

She was. She a backup dance and when

32:48

they were in high school, so it's like at a certain.

32:50

Sheds or whatever, she

32:53

was she was a what was it?

32:55

What was the appollonia? Wasn't that she

32:57

was a backup dance for princess. Yeah,

33:00

she was a backup. So I got a certain point. You've

33:02

been picked three times, you know.

33:04

So she so she's she's

33:07

like I also I also lost my

33:09

mom. I was impacted by dating Life

33:11

Forever.

33:14

And Then she's like, she's

33:17

like, but be.

33:18

Careful left beta.

33:21

Yeah, she goes, I could publicly.

33:27

She's not even be dead before. You don't tell me what.

33:39

Then then, so she's like,

33:41

your mom would be proud of you. She goes, I'm in love

33:44

with Joey. She's like, well, you sound

33:46

confident, but she goes,

33:48

look, she starts out. She goes,

33:50

Listen, it's a do or die moment. Just

33:53

go for it. Don't just tune everything out. Be

33:55

completely present, be completely

33:57

organic, focus on each other. But don't

34:00

be too confident. Listen,

34:03

I didn't get chosen.

34:05

It was hard. I wish I didn't

34:08

feel so confident. I was devastated.

34:10

I'm still devastated, you know.

34:13

I wish in the back of my mind

34:15

and hedged my bets a little bit that it might

34:18

not be me. And like, poor Kelsey

34:20

was like, what going to be confident?

34:23

But I have that little bit at the back of your mind that

34:25

it might not be good luck that.

34:26

Eats you alive.

34:27

We'll show.

34:31

Prince Prince that might not mean

34:34

much too, but it's kind of a big deal that I fucked Prince.

34:36

But also, why are these women qualified

34:38

to give these other women any advice. They

34:41

all three didn't get

34:43

Gary.

34:44

Yeah they didn't get Gary. No, they

34:46

didn't get Gary.

34:47

And not cond have gotten Gary. Oh

34:50

you could have gotten Gary hand

34:53

shoulder.

34:53

Yeah. And he's like, and I just thought

34:56

that was so wonderful that

34:59

you did that for me because I was driving an

35:01

old car.

35:04

On a California freeway. But his

35:06

emphasis on a California freeway like

35:09

where I.

35:09

From before, that

35:11

big empty house listening

35:14

to Cat Stephens.

35:15

All day.

35:17

And journey Okay,

35:20

so then god, So then she's

35:22

like, wow, that's.

35:27

That song drives It's not Cat Stephens. That

35:29

song drives me fucking.

35:31

Mad because because I'm a dad

35:33

who.

35:33

Has to go travel for work all the time,

35:35

right, And it's like when you're coming homes

35:38

out, I don't know when, Well, why don't

35:40

you ask your mum who's not working? Look

35:44

at your shoes?

35:45

Who got them for you? Fuck off? I

35:47

can't be home all the time. Someone has to do this

35:50

bit. At no stage

35:52

does the dad hit the child, abusive

35:55

towards the mother. He doesn't drink.

35:57

He's just the guy who goes to water. And

36:02

as soon as I'm hang out, well,

36:06

you don't know when he's a.

36:07

Ship you don't know when we'll look

36:09

together soon. Son, Okay.

36:12

So then she lost. So

36:14

then they go swimming, and she loves Joey.

36:16

She's giving him kisses everywhere. He's

36:18

like, she's like, my hair is crazy. He's like, don't

36:21

tame the main. She's like, I feel

36:23

joyable around him. They're so cute.

36:26

They go jump in the water. She's a good swimmer.

36:31

There's a turtle, there's a sting ray. She

36:34

loves him. She is so affectionate.

36:36

She's just like such a cute girlfriend.

36:38

You know, she's adorable.

36:41

She's given the difference between the

36:43

buzzkill that was Rachel pre jaw.

36:46

She was a buzzkiller even before her jaw hit the water.

36:49

And you've got like the kisses, the stingray, hell

36:51

of a body, great swimming.

36:52

I'd give a butterfly and a bus in the house if

36:54

I died it up so that whenever I was in trouble,

37:01

this just came in.

37:06

You're releasing the butterflies. He loves her, and

37:09

she's like the level of comfort

37:11

is just like so noticeable. I don't

37:13

want it to end.

37:15

And then when she says a moth does she say,

37:17

like a nasty.

37:18

Auntie she

37:20

sees Leslie, Yes,

37:32

Leslie fly towards. Yeah, she's

37:35

trying to She's trying to steal your life.

37:40

That's so true. So then so

37:43

then she's like, I don't

37:46

I don't want to feel like. She

37:48

wants to make sure that she feels chosen. And

37:51

her dad said how happy it

37:53

was to see them together. And she's like, I told

37:55

you I was falling in love with you, but I love

37:58

you, I love you.

37:59

They're so cute.

38:00

She's confident about it. She's like, I do love

38:02

you. I'm excited to say it. I'm in love.

38:05

I love you. And he's

38:07

like, I thank you for expressing that

38:09

to me. Yeah,

38:12

And then you could see it almost looks upset. You

38:15

can see that he's touched. He almost looks upset.

38:17

He's like, I I am also

38:20

falling for you fully, and

38:23

I just I wanted, you know, just to say

38:25

that I'm fully am falling in love with you. But

38:27

he says it to he why do these people

38:29

say why?

38:30

Why? Well?

38:31

Why why why do these guys say it to two people?

38:33

You cannot because I can't say

38:36

I'm in love with you because they get in trouble. For they

38:38

should get in trouble for this too, what

38:41

jerrybody does it? The old people?

38:51

The pair cable's broken.

38:52

So and I just did a legitimate crocky.

38:54

That's rare in the world, a

38:59

legitimate It doesn't affect

39:01

the recording. Okay, greams is the power? Okay, great,

39:04

all right, I don't know if it's gonna work.

39:05

Okay, legitimate.

39:06

Right to answer your question. I think that he

39:08

feels that way. But

39:11

like, now, do I think he should do it?

39:13

No? No, no, just keep it yourself.

39:15

Okay. So the girls okay, So.

39:16

The girls have sex with everybody in the fantasy suites

39:18

and their sex positive and the boys do it and their

39:20

dirt bags, and the girls say they.

39:22

Love people, and the boys do it they they love

39:24

rats or whatever. Right, he just

39:27

say it. That's the show. I'd

39:29

do it.

39:30

I would do it on not one to everyone, everyone

39:33

on their time, even you

39:36

did not get a rise.

39:37

Love you.

39:38

I'm falling for you, on my way to falling

39:40

for.

39:40

You, fell closing

39:43

the door.

39:44

I love you, I love you, I love you. So

39:47

so he's so happy to say

39:49

I wanted to say it. I wanted to see it for a while.

39:52

I'm fully falling in love with you. I'm so happy. It's

39:55

happy to see you happy. I can't wait to

39:57

go hang out tonight with my boyfriend. Then

39:59

they have an other she's a good swimmer.

40:01

They filmed from below.

40:02

They go into the hot time swimsuit that's revealing

40:05

yet still elegant.

40:07

Yeah that is correct.

40:15

Show is enough to get you excited, but enough to leave

40:17

your imagination to run. Well, yeah.

40:21

That is correct. Yeah she covered up

40:23

the girls.

40:24

She needed a swimming cap though, to keep her hair from frizzing.

40:28

No one ever does that. No one ever comes in with the swimming

40:30

gap and one of those things over the dose.

40:33

That would be incredible, magic, incredible.

40:36

I would love I would love it.

40:38

And then say in college,

40:41

I was a synchronized swimmer, and then do a bit of a show.

40:43

Yeah yeah,

40:48

I remember in college dating guys that like

40:50

could play the acoustic guitar a little

40:52

bit and having to sit and listen to like

40:55

the same couple of chords, like, oh, you just have

40:57

to sit and watch them play over.

41:00

The second verse of the first yeah overd.

41:08

So then they go and then she's like so then

41:10

they she goes, I'm so so happy, I'm gonna

41:12

cry. They woke up. Her face was raw. It

41:15

was like from the stubbles, and

41:17

they were so cute. He's making breakfast. He

41:19

messed up the egg. They were so I

41:21

loved like their dynamic together. She was

41:23

sitting on the counter.

41:25

Were going to stop giving keys out?

41:27

Just the plastic hotel case here,

41:30

like we're going to open up a bloody a

41:32

box and a teenage girl's thing like

41:35

a little turn key.

41:36

Yeah, skeleton, kid skeleton.

41:39

Yeah, it's to Leslie's cave. Leslie's

41:44

cave.

41:44

If you want to sleep with these, I

41:47

will have to answer question three.

41:51

You lose. He's not gonna pick your I

41:54

thought he was gonna pick me. I got my heart

41:56

broken. Protect yourself, but not too

41:58

much so that they But

42:00

so then she's sitting on the counter. He's

42:02

like like in between making out.

42:05

How was fun? They had

42:07

good physical chemistry, They

42:09

had fun sex.

42:10

Yeah, they definitely they had sex,

42:13

right of course, because so we did

42:15

it.

42:15

We did a pool where we you know, you pick all your

42:17

horses as they come up to the race

42:20

track.

42:20

As soon as they get out of the car, you have to yell out of it. Yeah,

42:22

we get four picks each. Everyone

42:24

in the family gets four picks each Yeah, the

42:27

three girls are all

42:29

picked by my son. And

42:33

I said, jeez, he goes, he goes,

42:35

I go, geez, you know girls, and he goes.

42:37

Don't I have that, dad? But I do know what Joey wants.

42:39

Wow, he's a Joey whisper. Where's

42:42

the Joey whisper? He should be like

42:45

that, not the uncle. It should be your son, but

42:47

it should be like the family.

42:48

He's already he reckons my son

42:51

reckons Daisy is the winner.

42:53

I think so too.

42:54

Well.

42:54

Yeah, secially after what seems to happen brutal,

42:58

Yes, any final things about health?

43:00

I thought, Oh,

43:02

I don't think the notes anything, you think that's anything

43:04

we need to talk.

43:05

I think she's just gonna go.

43:07

Really, she's spirally.

43:09

She's spirally with how Joey

43:11

treated Maria when she has a spiral moment. He

43:14

can't handle he can't.

43:15

Handle anybody having any insecurity.

43:17

He has to have people being like I am in

43:20

one hundred and ten percent insecure.

43:24

I have no doubts about anything that's happening

43:26

in that.

43:26

I think it's going to fuck his confidence

43:29

because he's so insecure that whoever he picked

43:31

isn't gonna like if she always says

43:33

that, might.

43:34

Be furious that you're not gonna I'm

43:37

gonna put my heart out there.

43:39

And then there's another good

43:41

thing about the Tria, right, because I have loves a bachelor then

43:44

Peter and.

43:46

By the way, a genius. Yeah, he's

43:48

like, yeah, yeah, he said a top

43:50

trap. But he got screwed.

43:51

I lostern when

43:54

that lady goes, this isn't a bachelor

43:56

and I don't have to kiss your eyes.

44:00

That was and then

44:02

he was like a different show.

44:05

It looked like he was gonna cry.

44:06

Wow, but

44:09

where's my mom?

44:09

Barb bringing.

44:19

Food?

44:19

My wife will leave me a voice, Just go bring milk

44:22

hole.

44:24

Bring it all.

44:27

It's incredible. She was, she's

44:30

she.

44:31

You know, if I was driving along the road

44:33

and I saw Peter walking down the street, I would lean

44:35

up my car and bring her, bring

44:40

her home.

44:41

And do you guys think Kelsey is gonna

44:43

win?

44:44

I think Kelsey will still

44:46

win. I think Kelsey's the best bet.

44:49

Here's my theory of why they did it.

44:51

Okay, First of all, New Orleans cool, right,

44:54

Dad cool?

44:55

He didn't like New Orleans. He was like, I

44:57

guess I could figure it out.

44:59

It was what's the big difference. The coffins

45:01

are above the lane, right.

45:05

The only thing that's here's what I think that

45:07

he's

45:10

looking at. But she's

45:13

hot. Now here's my Here's

45:15

why I think they fucked her over. I think

45:17

they sent the Sea Hag to come

45:20

hex her because they know

45:22

that Joey's so insecure, he's not going to be able

45:24

to roll. And they want her to be bachelor

45:26

because she's so hot that they need

45:28

like a Jojo or somebody that all the guys

45:31

are going to like want to come fight for.

45:34

That's my theory that Daisy's

45:36

gonna make a great I thought so.

45:38

I thought so, But I felt like they were intentionally sabotaging

45:41

Kelsey. I thought Daisy

45:43

to me felt like bachelorette material. But

45:46

Kelsey's hot, hot, hot, She's

45:49

got a nice dead mom. That's a fun story.

45:51

Yeah, But does dead mom bait death?

45:54

No?

45:54

Yeah. I feel like loss of hearing baits

45:57

dead mom.

46:00

What I'm

46:02

tim Maria because that is

46:05

going to destroy I love Oh.

46:07

I'd be thrilled if he with Maria.

46:08

But I fear also, you also have to

46:11

Okay, so the the stars

46:14

of the show are never the leads, right,

46:16

it's always like and that's why the bacher

46:18

is so much better than the Bacheorette just in terms of

46:21

like ratings, because women will

46:23

fight, but guys do not want to fight.

46:25

They band together and it's so boring. So I

46:27

do think that you need to have a spicy

46:29

lead because the guys will be

46:32

boring.

46:33

I think Marie would be an incredible bachelorette.

46:35

I would love that. I agree, But I feel like they were

46:37

intentionally sabotaging, like it's going

46:39

too well with Kelsey. Let's throw a wrench

46:41

in the works, and we're going to keep her for ourselves.

46:44

It felt like they were doing it on purpose. Katie,

46:48

I have no idea. I mean, I I

46:53

feel like I feel like he's not going to handle

46:55

Kelsey spiraling. Agree to agree, and I think

46:57

he really needs he really needs that.

47:00

I have no doubt in my mind. I'm in love

47:02

with you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and

47:04

I think he's gonna choose Daisy. Agree to

47:06

agree. Okay, we're

47:08

taking a quick break and we'll be right back with Daisy. It's

47:13

the fantasy, sweet time.

47:16

What is your fantasy television?

47:22

And we're back. Well now, I'm team Kelsey.

47:24

I'm all in on Kelsey. I now want

47:26

Kelsey to win. She's

47:29

so happy, she's gonna cry, and she's

47:32

just so delighted. And Daisy

47:36

is feeling off and she's worried

47:38

that she's gonna like to mess up

47:40

her whole day. And they send Sondra.

47:45

Corneous Horney's

47:47

don't want to go to her own daughter's wedding corneus.

47:49

Froman alive the oldest bachelorette

47:51

seventy five.

47:52

Very proud of her credit score.

47:53

My brother, that was the one that my brother

47:56

was horny for.

47:56

That.

47:57

So if you have all

47:59

of the ones that he he picks Sondra and

48:02

so Joey, she's

48:05

like, look, you know, don't just talk.

48:07

Give it some sexual moop, you

48:10

know, I just say to see him things like I

48:12

can't wait for us to practice making babies.

48:15

That's a wild thing to that's a weird yees

48:17

nineteen fifty four, relaxed.

48:19

But my thought is is like, Okay, we really

48:21

got to get Daisy more section sexual

48:23

with Joey, So let's send in our ringer.

48:25

Our hornius. By the way,

48:28

ring I couldn't see. I

48:30

could see actually that the Ringer worked

48:32

because there was a couple of times she's like, wait a second,

48:35

and I was like, oh, that's Sondra. That's

48:37

Sondra, like a little Sondra on

48:39

her shoulder, going just give it a little sexual

48:41

oof and like giving him the extra long kiss, like

48:44

I saw Sondra get her work. It

48:46

wasn't it wasn't a sea Hags. Yet,

48:53

it's not gonna be you. I thought

48:55

it was me when I fucked friends.

48:57

I thought I was going to be missus.

48:59

Yeah, yes, Windy Yese.

49:06

My favorite thing though about Daisy

49:10

talks to Joey about she's like that

49:13

that Golden bachelor lady who

49:15

she was.

49:17

She's like, she kept trying to get me to pet you.

49:22

Totes,

49:24

I will, And so they go a

49:26

TV. Daisy loves to a

49:29

TV. Kelsey is starting

49:31

to get worried because the seahag is like got

49:33

in there. There's just like plant She's played

49:35

some larvae in the ear and

49:37

it's like starting to give birth. There's like eggs

49:39

are planted. So then she's

49:42

like, I just I feel I don't

49:44

feel good. So Daisy's like, I missed

49:46

you. She's in her head, I missed you

49:48

so much. Just ass me in my head. I

49:51

just kept thinking I wish Joey was here. And

49:54

he's like, Daisy makes me feel whole. I

49:56

can picture a future with Daisy. Then

49:59

they start kissing. They do a shower kiss.

50:02

I'm falling, still in love with him. I don't want

50:04

it to end ever, And

50:06

she's like, this was my favorite day of all

50:08

the days of my life.

50:09

Ever.

50:10

I did like the shower thing because he was like, I

50:12

got one more surprise for you.

50:14

Just an outdoor shower, like

50:17

outdoor showering.

50:19

This is your big surprise.

50:20

Yeah, they were horny. He's horny for her,

50:23

and he likes that.

50:24

I don't watch showering with other people.

50:26

You don't know it.

50:27

We're gonna have six. We'll do it in the bedroom or

50:29

the kitchen or whatever. Right, but I need to shay

50:31

all with you.

50:32

Yeah, there's not enough.

50:33

Water distribution, and also there's

50:35

we're in California, it's drought. Like, you gotta

50:37

be sensible. I don't mind a shower.

50:40

Mexico. We've got a lot of writing.

50:41

This year's no taste

50:44

full of Rachel's nose blood.

50:49

Drank any of that shower?

50:51

Yeah, youth

50:58

and there open math and I'm makes

51:00

it go.

51:00

I'm gonna swim a little.

51:02

You know what, You're a good swimmer.

51:04

You got it.

51:04

You got a nice figure, nice good swimmer. Uh

51:08

So then so then they're out. She's

51:11

like, you know, I just this

51:13

is I get frustrated with myself. I'm an

51:15

emotional person. I was crying to that bachelor

51:18

lady, that golden bachelor lady, Sondra,

51:20

the one who told me to give it some sexual oomph. And

51:24

he said, my ex used to shut me, shut

51:26

me down and say you're overreacting.

51:29

He sounds like a dick.

51:31

You're allowed to say someone's reacting. That can

51:33

be a caring thing to say, look, you're reacting.

51:35

Everything's all rot. That can be a calming

51:37

sight.

51:37

Here can be, it can be, it can.

51:39

Be the other way. Yeah,

51:42

all sentences game. I have to hear the guy who yeah,

51:45

she couldn't.

51:49

Doctor every

51:51

time. So then we

51:53

have I.

51:54

She said, I feel very seen and

51:56

safe. My feelings are valid.

51:59

I feel the same way. He goes, Look,

52:01

last time you said I just word vomited that

52:03

you said you're falling in love with me. I word vomited. I

52:05

felt the same way. He's been mulling on that that

52:08

he didn't say it right back. He's like, so I

52:10

wanted to say, I am falling in

52:12

love with you. There's no doubt how

52:15

I don't know how far it's going to grow. I apologize

52:18

for not saying it earlier, but I am absolutely

52:20

falling in love with you. And then they had a gross tongue kiss.

52:24

Was all right, I

52:27

didn't like him.

52:29

What didn't you like about it?

52:30

I didn't like that particular kiss. I

52:32

didn't mind the shower makeout. The

52:35

shower makeup was fun. The shower

52:37

makeup was fun. I felt like the kiss at

52:40

the table. I didn't like the kiss at the table.

52:43

That's okay. So then they

52:45

had.

52:47

Critical of people kissing as well.

52:48

Yeah, I was like, that was the only one that.

52:51

I didn't like.

52:52

That kiss like the other ones felt like those are

52:54

fun. The ones with Kelsey felt fun. In the kitchen, the

52:56

shower kisses felt fun. The kiss at the

52:58

table, I was like, no, no, okay. So then

53:01

she goes, he goes. I feel so good that

53:04

I've changed her life. I feel so good

53:08

because he accepts.

53:11

She's got a lot more.

53:13

Yeah, Instagram follows, and now you hang

53:15

out with Joey.

53:17

She wins. I think she wins because

53:19

he feels good that he changed her life. I think

53:22

his I think his self

53:24

esteem. I think he's hard

53:26

on himself. I think he's a lovely guy. I

53:28

think he's he's tender

53:32

and that he felt horrible.

53:34

Do you think that he chooses

53:36

her because it's like a make a wish thing?

53:38

I think I think he.

53:40

Feels good about I think it gives him esteem and he

53:42

feels good about him.

53:43

Why does he give you the same? Very pretty good?

53:46

Yeah, I think she's adorable. He

53:50

said he feels good that he She

53:53

says that he changed her life and that makes him feel

53:55

right because that it was

53:57

like that he she felt like

53:59

no, but he would want to date her because of her quick clear

54:01

implant.

54:03

Get the out of you.

54:05

I feel like the happiest girl alive. They're

54:07

falling in love with each other. Kelsey is

54:09

spinning out. She's

54:12

like freaking out. She keeps going back to what Leslie

54:14

said. So then

54:19

Joey says to Daisy that he's

54:21

worried that sometimes feel people fall in love

54:23

with the idea of Joey as the bachelor, but

54:25

not Joey as the person.

54:27

What is Joey the person he's a

54:30

tennis professional at a country club in

54:33

Maui and Maui, right, compared

54:36

to the TV star.

54:38

Because that's because that's the whole thing, right, because now

54:40

he's a TV a style, right, and he

54:42

probably gets a lot of sex being a tennis prior because

54:44

they've been some housewives the afternoon

54:47

often in tennis and in Maui.

54:49

I'll tell you a little story about mylofe right, please.

54:52

When I was younger and looking and and

54:55

a comedian, a

54:59

lot of people wild to sleep with me.

55:01

As I got ugly and more money.

55:03

Yeah, I'm still a comedian. They

55:05

all wanted to marry me.

55:06

Yeah.

55:08

I couldn't mate a woman who didn't want to marry me. Every

55:10

time on a date they wanted to marry me or whatever. How

55:12

did they tell you how they

55:15

now they want to marry Joey before

55:18

they just wanted to sleep with Joey.

55:20

How do people let you know they wanted to marry you, that

55:22

I want to get married the next few years you

55:31

wow, wow? Okay, So then

55:33

so then she so then

55:36

they go and there teary, She's

55:38

super teary, and

55:41

she's like, I'm scared

55:44

that I'm going to choose you, and somebody's not gonna choose me back.

55:46

But we both choose to be choosing each others

55:48

choosing, and we're scared, but we're choosing, and we're

55:50

thankful.

55:52

And so then you're going to go down

55:54

on one day.

55:56

I think he's gonna pick Daisy. What

55:59

do you think, Daisy,

56:01

doctor b I think it's Kelsey.

56:04

I hope something.

56:04

I think Kelsey's flip.

56:09

Doctor Banana is very like a wind

56:11

could change your opinions.

56:12

A brisk wind, we could change.

56:14

I look on one of these people. If you watch documentaries,

56:16

I'm like, this, we didn't land on the moon.

56:18

Of course we did.

56:22

I was

56:24

like, Dwarf is definitely murder.

56:28

Child. I am

56:31

very easily.

56:31

Manipulated those documentaries.

56:33

Get me too, Me too.

56:36

I was like, I watched one recently.

56:38

I just watched about the guy bluddy uh,

56:41

Sam Bernadina, Sam Benadina, the guy who

56:43

killed the pregnant girlfriend Scott.

56:45

Yeah. And

56:48

now the truth people what

56:50

are they called, the Justice League, the.

56:53

The Innocence Project people,

56:56

wonder Woman in Superman is

56:59

project out of backing him and the people.

57:01

And now I'm like, I watched

57:03

that documentary and I was like, I don't think he did it.

57:05

I don't think.

57:08

Yeah, I have to watch

57:10

it because he said

57:13

he said I was fishing here and then the next day the body

57:15

shows up there.

57:16

That's because I was I lived

57:18

in the area when that happened. Such

57:20

a big deal and the

57:22

news really made it seem like he did it. And I went into

57:25

this documentary being like he fucking did it. And then

57:27

I finished and I was like, I don't think he did it.

57:29

Maybe terrible.

57:34

A terrible husband, and he played it bad.

57:38

He shouldn't have bought the porn channel the next day.

57:42

Where you're like, oh, Scott, what

57:45

did he do?

57:46

Because this is.

57:46

Before the internet was what the internet is? Yeah,

57:49

right, And so his

57:51

wife dies and the like, hell

57:54

you still haven't.

57:55

His wife's gone missing, everyone's looking for it, and he's

57:57

bought the porn he

57:59

bought the subscription to.

58:00

Play that day.

58:03

Right, But I've been down

58:05

and the Waink's helped out.

58:07

Yeah, I've been down in.

58:14

My whole life. I thought he did it.

58:15

Now projects got with

58:17

that documentary was like four years ago.

58:20

The documentaries for years.

58:21

Ago involved like dateline

58:23

and whatever it has got involved the people

58:26

after the documentary people have started because

58:28

there was a lot of witnesses that just didn't

58:30

get heard, said we saw.

58:32

Her walking the dog and there was a house

58:34

breaking over the road.

58:35

That wasn't investigating the theories that she saw

58:37

that and all this type of stuff. But you

58:40

know, he went fishing that day, and

58:42

he bought the porn channel, and he had a mistress.

58:46

That seems like a guilty guy.

58:47

It just seemed like a guilty I watch it. I

58:49

think he probably came home and found out and

58:51

clicked these heels together like he was.

58:55

Was it on Hulu?

58:57

It's on Hulu?

58:57

Yet all I'm getting us back on you.

59:00

There we are, so here we are, and I gotta

59:02

watch it. Doctor Bananda's putting in her notes. She's

59:04

definitely making a note yourself. So Kelsey

59:08

stops. I think that Daisy and Joey

59:11

humped.

59:12

I think that I had six right, she didn't

59:14

have six? Agree, Kelsey had six?

59:17

Yeah.

59:18

I think that he and Daisy have chemistry. Yes,

59:20

Yeah, for sure, they have chemistry. It's

59:23

easy between them too, like they feel like a couple. That's

59:25

like they feel like boyfriend and girlfriend.

59:27

Okay, let's let's the

59:29

big question. Republican No, Democrats.

59:32

I think she's definitely Republican. Question

59:37

is did she vote for Trump the

59:39

second?

59:40

If they, where were they on January sixth?

59:41

Yeah, you

59:48

saw the TV and you're like, no, I look,

59:50

I was just doing that old die not

59:54

a terrible shock. Everyone else is already

59:56

iverage. This

1:00:01

is the same why I missed on eleven. Sometimes

1:00:06

you need a good way. I

1:00:12

found not eleven a look quick because they used to come twenty

1:00:17

four years ago.

1:00:17

I really.

1:00:22

Was.

1:00:23

Okay, So do you ever discuss politics

1:00:26

on the show? H Yeah.

1:00:28

When I was on the show, Trump was

1:00:30

running. And what's

1:00:33

interesting, we had, you know, a bunch of Marines

1:00:36

on the show who were like very Chad,

1:00:39

Chad Luke. There

1:00:42

was a James like ye

1:00:46

may or may not have been there in January.

1:00:47

Six I think James

1:00:50

was a marine.

1:00:51

No, but like there were anyways, there were a lot

1:00:53

of Trump people there, and there were a lot of

1:00:55

just regular people but nothing

1:00:57

no normal normal people. But

1:01:00

we talked about it a whole lot, okay, And

1:01:02

we also like don't

1:01:05

get any news asking

1:01:08

what's happening out there? As

1:01:11

I do Paradise, it's always

1:01:13

like what's going on in the news, And I'm the one that does

1:01:15

have their phone, so I'll be like, yeah, so so and

1:01:18

so on the US Open like all that

1:01:20

stuff. So, yeah, it's a thing

1:01:22

that gets talked about a lot, but you don't know what's

1:01:25

going on. You're the newsboy.

1:01:28

People's opinions. Obviously. I don't think

1:01:30

it would work to upset half the country.

1:01:32

Because so much of our our

1:01:35

viewership. What I'm talking about the.

1:01:38

Jeff Show, which I was on the

1:01:44

pilot episode was after

1:01:47

a week after the election. Right, we'd already been

1:01:49

commissioned for a full season, and it was the wakeuy,

1:01:52

and we'd already written a whole episode

1:01:54

about Hillary winning.

1:01:55

Really, we haven't even We hadn't

1:01:57

even one bitch. We

1:02:00

were fucking scrambling.

1:02:03

Wow, well that's

1:02:05

crazy.

1:02:06

I kind of want to.

1:02:06

See that episode now, though I

1:02:09

think the first segment was called It's not

1:02:11

that bad.

1:02:17

I would honest, I would love to see a parallel universe

1:02:19

where she won. Yeah, shoot,

1:02:22

I did in retrospect.

1:02:23

God, she's so mean, yeah, so

1:02:26

mean? You know she's so mean to Bill? Oh

1:02:29

yeah, Oh, I would love to see the relations.

1:02:30

How do you think Bill's going when it's like they've

1:02:33

just gotten all the flight details from the

1:02:35

style.

1:02:39

Hear about this painting

1:02:41

with him in address? Oh wait what

1:02:44

that's what? Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton in address?

1:02:46

What did you guys?

1:02:47

Wonder what?

1:02:49

You'll think? You're Titanic?

1:02:50

No, this is

1:02:52

a thing. And it's that's why it's so funny because

1:02:54

you're like, what the fuck was this guy up to?

1:02:57

That's amazing. I need to Okay, I

1:02:59

need to do he have photos of it's

1:03:02

out there? Okay, So here

1:03:04

we go. So Kelsey has

1:03:06

left a note and she's stopped by

1:03:08

Joey's room and she's like, I would

1:03:11

rather leave now. And there's a running clock

1:03:13

it's ten pm. And they make it seem

1:03:15

like the entire hotel is deserted.

1:03:18

Okay, here we go in Epstein's house.

1:03:20

Okay, wait, well the painting of.

1:03:22

Bill it's very accurate,

1:03:24

it is.

1:03:26

That's why it's like so funny because you're like, what

1:03:28

who was in on this joke.

1:03:32

It's also the same color as Hillary's jacket,

1:03:35

that Clinton one. So

1:03:38

okay, So she's knocking and she said

1:03:40

I would rather leave now than

1:03:42

be heartbroken. And I think this

1:03:44

is going to spin him out and he's not going to be able to recover

1:03:47

and so he's spinning out. He gets the note, He's like, it's

1:03:50

scary, this would derail everything. It

1:03:52

just says we need to.

1:03:53

Talk, all right, for anybody in any relationship

1:03:55

in the world, it never taxt, we

1:03:58

need to toll gave more

1:04:00

infamia that equivalent

1:04:03

of the text, right.

1:04:04

That was that was so fucked

1:04:06

up that they they sent her

1:04:09

Leslie, They gave her the stationary,

1:04:11

the pen, they rode out.

1:04:12

We need to because they don't know when Joey's

1:04:15

not going to be in his room. Literally they said

1:04:17

the that's ridiculous.

1:04:18

They over.

1:04:20

Daisy's gonna win. They're going to keep Kelsey

1:04:22

as the bachelorette. They wanted Kelsey. He's

1:04:24

gonna be with Daisy. They fucked her over

1:04:27

because they wanted to keep them. There's just no way.

1:04:29

Where was he at the buffet.

1:04:31

He was probably still out, like fucking Daisy

1:04:35

because it was in the morning or something. Yeah, anyway,

1:04:38

so that trump. So

1:04:43

that was like they just

1:04:45

fucked her over. They ruined her chances. They

1:04:47

must want to keep her from themselves, but it

1:04:49

was so awesome.

1:04:50

So you think

1:04:53

that they're sabotaging her because they want her to be

1:04:55

the bachelor thinking yes, yeah,

1:04:57

I would think the other way around, which

1:05:00

is that that they would want.

1:05:03

I would think he's got like this

1:05:05

crazy story.

1:05:06

I do too.

1:05:06

I would think that they would want Daisy. But

1:05:09

I don't know why they would sabotage Kelsey.

1:05:11

Then, like why sabotage then like make

1:05:13

it even be better, sabotage Daisy.

1:05:16

Don't sabotage Kelsey. They're sabotaging

1:05:18

her. They sent her to the thing, they gave her

1:05:21

the note, they got her to the stationary.

1:05:22

They're sending that we need to talk a lot of emphasis

1:05:24

on this stationary. It's like you've never

1:05:26

stayed in the North Hotel your

1:05:29

entire life.

1:05:30

It's been a bit of piper and a painted where

1:05:34

they forced it on us.

1:05:36

It's everywhere.

1:05:37

But it is interesting because it is

1:05:41

Kelsey is working with the producers to

1:05:43

do.

1:05:44

They're fucking her.

1:05:44

Over, but then it's awesome.

1:05:46

They go, look, if you something you want to say,

1:05:49

manipulated.

1:05:50

Or is she actually in on it?

1:05:52

I will say to her, they manipulated

1:05:54

her.

1:05:55

I'll say this though I've heard

1:05:57

this theya a lot actually, and that

1:06:00

that's cutting your nose off just by your face. You would

1:06:02

never sacrifice the success of this show

1:06:05

for the potential success of one down the Road.

1:06:08

Like, so, then why would they send her Leslie?

1:06:12

Yeah, I don't.

1:06:12

I think that she was feeling very, very confident

1:06:14

and they were like, we're going to bring her down a peg. That's

1:06:16

my initial theory.

1:06:19

I think they sent Lesley.

1:06:21

I think les is just around. I

1:06:26

think Leslie walked up and picked some seaweed

1:06:28

over shoulder.

1:06:31

And they were like, turn cameras on, all

1:06:35

right, do.

1:06:36

We need another break. We're taking a quick

1:06:38

break and we're gonna guess on who wins,

1:06:41

and then we're gonna do a tweet to the week.

1:06:50

Oh Bones Zone,

1:06:53

time for the Bone Zone.

1:07:01

Here we go and we're back. Jim Jeffries, what

1:07:03

do you think the order? What do you think is the twist?

1:07:05

What do you think happens?

1:07:07

I think Rachel's pregnant. Like

1:07:17

these Mexican doctors very cheap.

1:07:19

But do we see Jesse

1:07:22

Palmer.

1:07:24

Jesse was like, I can't make it.

1:07:25

Jesse, Jesse didn't come back from

1:07:27

Canada. He's like, I'm going to go visit.

1:07:30

Some friends.

1:07:32

The sea creature in.

1:07:34

Creature, Okay, I'm having interfere with Lesley,

1:07:38

his wife just gave.

1:07:41

That's what happened on the Brocheler Wedding Nights.

1:07:43

Okay, so you think, who do you think wins?

1:07:46

I think Kelsey

1:07:49

wins. But it's it's going to be a close

1:07:51

call. They're going to come down the straight. He's

1:07:54

gonna she's gonna have that note. That note's going to push her back

1:07:56

into the second position, and he's.

1:07:58

Going to come forward at the end.

1:07:59

Yeah, okay, great.

1:08:00

I hope.

1:08:02

Bos wells.

1:08:05

I know. So I can't say okay, doctor

1:08:07

ban but I do want to say that I.

1:08:10

Am pro Maria being the

1:08:12

bachelor Attan.

1:08:13

I think any job

1:08:16

she wants to do in the entertainment business.

1:08:21

She was in the Pacifier as

1:08:24

a child. Vin

1:08:26

Diesel, She's a child, she

1:08:29

was Pacifier. She was one

1:08:31

of the little likes Doctor

1:08:33

Banana. What do you think.

1:08:34

I think it ends up with Kelsey, But there's

1:08:37

a bit of a I don't think it happens

1:08:39

in the finale. I think there has to be

1:08:42

sort of a because I'm still

1:08:44

suck on that whole. Like every time Kelsey

1:08:46

talks about their relationship, she says, I want to be chosen.

1:08:48

I want yes, don't propose unless.

1:08:50

You know, for a fact, and there can't be It has

1:08:53

to be only me.

1:08:55

So I think something happens with Daisy where either

1:08:57

he chooses Daisy, she says no, or there's some sort

1:08:59

of kerfuffle so he ends

1:09:01

up with no one.

1:09:02

And that's what when the Billie Eilish song hits.

1:09:04

Yeah, okay, okay, they just they spend a lot of money

1:09:06

on that.

1:09:06

Let me tell you if you if you're spending money on Billy Eilish,

1:09:09

something happened.

1:09:09

Something how fun was writing gossling

1:09:11

that I'm just.

1:09:12

Catching very.

1:09:16

Highlight.

1:09:16

This is my favorite beast is my favorite

1:09:20

beach. I loved it was the best bit.

1:09:22

My wife went to rewind and she went to she

1:09:25

paused a bit too long, and everyone in the house started.

1:09:27

Screaming, Oh yeah,

1:09:30

they don't like that, all right, Katie.

1:09:32

I think Daisy's He's gonna end up with Daisy.

1:09:35

I don't really.

1:09:36

I think I don't know why

1:09:38

he's like freaking out that I'm not sure

1:09:40

about, Like he's insecure.

1:09:41

He doesn't want to not be choosing.

1:09:43

I think he doesn't want to be choosing.

1:09:45

I think Kelsey's gonna self eliminate

1:09:47

her interesting, Like I think she's

1:09:49

spiraling. I think he's gonna be like, but

1:09:53

the heck is great, and they're gonna like she's

1:09:55

gonna come back, and then she's just gonna fucking

1:09:57

freak out and sea hag like not in a bad way,

1:09:59

but just you this is a lot. It's very yeah,

1:10:02

and I think she's gonna self eliminate and he's gonna

1:10:04

be set.

1:10:04

But I think he was going to choose kel or Daisy.

1:10:07

Daisy anyways, Yeah, all right, so

1:10:09

you think who do you think? It's annoying, doctor B.

1:10:12

I think in the end he's gonna be with Kelsey.

1:10:14

Okay.

1:10:15

I think he's gonna tell them all the funk off and pick Sidney,

1:10:19

the.

1:10:19

One who's like sitting, the one that got on the phone Maria.

1:10:22

I think he's gonna end up with Daisy. I

1:10:24

think he's gonna end up with Daisy, and

1:10:26

then I think that I

1:10:30

think Kelsey's gonna self eliminated. I think

1:10:32

you're right, and I think that's he's going to be upset

1:10:34

she's not going to show up at the end. That's

1:10:37

why he's going to be walking off with the Blazer because she's

1:10:39

not going to show up. But I think he was gonna choose

1:10:41

Daisy's suit at the end. He is

1:10:43

a nice suit.

1:10:44

He wears a suit.

1:10:45

Well, oh, he wears a suit. He wears a suit and

1:10:47

blacks and browns. That's the new colors

1:10:49

of this season.

1:10:50

Yeah, he looks nice and he looks good in his

1:10:52

pink. He looks nice at his pink with his chain

1:10:55

and his open

1:10:57

cleavage, just like he

1:11:03

was like Marius. He's like Maria's dad.

1:11:05

They're all so much cleavland.

1:11:08

They have a lot of man cleve.

1:11:10

That was the thing that I did learn about the Oscars

1:11:12

is we're all doing a button less.

1:11:13

Got less than chant, but

1:11:16

less of chains. Okay,

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and Aaron King of the Bros, King

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bro King bro Aaron Clancy. Yes,

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we also have ourselves. We also have ourselves

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a logan, we have nectar

1:16:12

logan is going to be doing it. And we

1:16:14

also have we also have Tyler

1:16:18

Tyler.

1:16:20

That I met in San Diego. Is he there, the one that

1:16:22

he got engaged to the girl who.

1:16:24

We love him?

1:16:25

What's his name? Good looking fellow?

1:16:26

He did our podcast up in San Francisco.

1:16:29

Oh, Braiden.

1:16:32

Thomas, Thomas Thomas.

1:16:34

We reached out to Thomas. We didn't hear about.

1:16:36

He came to my stand up, right,

1:16:39

I was I was doing.

1:16:40

I was doing just a comedy club, just to try some new

1:16:42

material stuff before I went on the road, right, Yeah, And

1:16:44

so so I had a knock on the

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door and they went because I did some material

1:16:49

about the Bachelor, and they went.

1:16:51

One of the Bachelor contestants here, I would like

1:16:53

to meet ye.

1:16:54

He walked in.

1:16:54

He was so handsome, but he was from the

1:16:57

next season. Yeah,

1:16:59

you haven't even but I just looked at him and I went, yeah,

1:17:01

I assume he is.

1:17:04

And so I let him in.

1:17:06

I'll let any good looking.

1:17:10

Chatting with him? Which season?

1:17:16

Yeah they're over, you know.

1:17:17

What, they're over.

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Villainized that he was the villain, and

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I was telling my wife, he's already.

1:17:24

You need to be Hitler. If you like my comedy, I'll stand up

1:17:26

here.

1:17:29

It's this you.

1:17:31

But honestly, he was so funny when his whole

1:17:33

Like, I'm really told I need to watch out where I'm going.

1:17:35

So I need a girlfriend who could be like watch out.

1:17:37

Yeah.

1:17:41

I always go for shorter women, so I get

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someone to go into the crawl space. I

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can do all the relative medium tall stuff around

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the house, light bulbs and whatnot. She

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can do things like the back of the oven.

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Wow. Well, so they're gonna

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Roast.

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Okay, here we go. Here's our tweets. Whoever

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use like it travels all over my bat give me too

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It's there's

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at Girl without a Tat. We're gonna arrow down.

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To two go without a tat. Yep, it's rare

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the dice.

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Ye true, I don't have a tat forget

1:18:59

forget my first impression of this woman.

1:19:01

I didn't watch The Golden Bachelor, But who

1:19:04

is this harbinger of doom? And why is

1:19:06

she trying to cock block Kelsey? This

1:19:10

is also another one from her the

1:19:12

other two Golden Ladies. Time to get

1:19:14

sexy, Leslie the banshee, you

1:19:17

better be prepared, winter is coming.

1:19:19

And then there's a visual of like a sea

1:19:21

hag. Okay, this

1:19:26

is from the Witcher at Tully Tobo Kelsey,

1:19:29

I just get in my head a lot. Actually

1:19:31

it's Leslie who got in your head? Okay,

1:19:35

here we go.

1:19:36

Uh?

1:19:37

This is from is Lesley going to be the

1:19:39

women until she has

1:19:43

she has to go?

1:19:44

I just.

1:19:47

This is from Shandy Davis at

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Diet Grog Well, Rachel,

1:19:52

nothing will help you open up more than a snowe

1:19:54

to the face and a handful of Mexican opioids.

1:20:04

This is what I'm lousass. It's her word out. This

1:20:06

is what Rachel gets for listing facial trauma

1:20:09

as a fear in her bio. All

1:20:12

right, what are your top two of those?

1:20:14

The first one?

1:20:15

Okay, okay, all

1:20:18

right, we'll do that and then we'll do the opioids.

1:20:21

Okay, missus? Right, a girl without a tat forgive

1:20:24

my first impression of this woman? I didn't watch

1:20:26

the Golden Bacheler. But who is this harbinger

1:20:28

of doom? And why is she trying to cock block Kelcey

1:20:31

and Shandy Davis? Well,

1:20:33

Rachel, nothing will help you open up more than a snote

1:20:36

to the face and a handful of Mexican opioids,

1:20:38

Uh to the face or a

1:20:41

harbinger of doom?

1:20:43

Harbinger of doom?

1:20:44

Are a harbinger of doom?

1:20:46

Okay, it's unanimous, missus. Ride a

1:20:48

girl without a hat? You on yourself a sleep crown?

1:20:51

First to forget my first apresion.

1:20:52

This one I don't watch.

1:20:53

But who is this harbor deer of dream? And why is she trying to cockblock

1:20:55

Kelsea? What would

1:20:57

you like to promote? Thank you for joining us, Jim Life.

1:21:01

What am I doing at the moment.

1:21:04

I got a tour coming up in Australia for all Australia.

1:21:08

I'm like the next weekend.

1:21:10

I mean like des Moines, des Moines,

1:21:13

come and see me in Vegas.

1:21:15

Gigs coming up in where you play in Vegas.

1:21:17

I just played Vegas. I played a lot,

1:21:19

but I played them mirage fun.

1:21:21

That's fine, it's good, that's nice.

1:21:22

It's good.

1:21:23

Over.

1:21:23

I'm there about four or five weekends a year.

1:21:25

Look at you.

1:21:26

That's how you do it.

1:21:28

The cats and there

1:21:32

come at home, Dawn, I don't know what.

1:21:34

I want to see.

1:21:34

My wife comes to that one as well, so that like

1:21:36

we we dropped the baby off with my ex who's

1:21:39

Hank's mum.

1:21:40

Thanks to the baby.

1:21:41

Because my wife's very supportive of my career. In

1:21:43

MYAMMI Vegas and New York in

1:21:46

Cleveland, she cares not for my career.

1:21:50

She never showed up. Yeah becauesn't

1:21:52

it doesn't want to come to the other gigs.

1:21:54

And asked you want to promote for in a bed four

1:21:56

in a bed.

1:21:57

Look, it doesn't need promoting. It promotes itself.

1:21:59

Yeah in the bed you watch it on YouTube?

1:22:03

Wells Adam, thank you for joining us. What would

1:22:05

you like to promote?

1:22:06

There's a show on Max called The Curious

1:22:08

Case and tell you that everyone

1:22:11

needs to watch, and then the second

1:22:14

season to Tellia speaks Chef's kiss,

1:22:16

Please everyone go watch that.

1:22:17

I have to say I did watch

1:22:19

season one.

1:22:20

And it was it's crazy, nail.

1:22:23

Look, I think there's not winners.

1:22:26

No, everyone looks bad.

1:22:30

Hold on real quick though. I

1:22:32

have a theory that it's all satire.

1:22:34

It's not real.

1:22:34

They're all actors.

1:22:35

It's too on the

1:22:38

new record recond she's just

1:22:40

like on an Shuesday.

1:22:41

No, I think that she is a little person, but

1:22:44

I think that they're all actors. The dad

1:22:47

is so incredibly unhinged,

1:22:50

and as someone as someone who like works

1:22:52

on a reality show where you're like trying to get

1:22:54

people to like be bonkers,

1:22:57

it's so hard. And this guy's got his lawyer

1:22:59

in the room for sure, like he

1:23:02

knows he might be going to jail, and he's still saying these

1:23:04

crazy things like it makes no sense. Watch it

1:23:06

now under the filter of is

1:23:09

this satire? And like have they pulled the wool

1:23:11

over your eyes?

1:23:12

Wow?

1:23:12

He's making it's like an Errol Morris.

1:23:15

Like like a song making

1:23:18

like and like the lawyer woman,

1:23:20

she's like way too good at it. And then the adopted

1:23:23

father that like gets into a fight.

1:23:26

He goes, you can do what you want, but you don't. Don't you be

1:23:28

mentioning Jesus? Yeah, god, no.

1:23:32

No, no, the Amazing Reality.

1:23:35

Is real.

1:23:35

Oh my god, I haven't seen it since it came

1:23:38

out last year. I gotta I gotta get back on I

1:23:40

gotta get back on the horse.

1:23:41

I gotta watch the Scott kill Scott Peterson.

1:23:45

Big.

1:23:46

I got a big week, a big

1:23:48

week. You guys, Doctor Banana are going to Brodago

1:23:53

with the keys and uh

1:23:55

and what's jess Amber. It's gonna

1:23:57

be so fun there. We're

1:24:02

also doing Southern term. Oh yeah,

1:24:04

we're doing Summerhouse. Summer House, Katie

1:24:07

money, what would you like to promote?

1:24:09

As always, please go to your local shelter and adopt

1:24:11

an animal, or go to your local rescue and foster

1:24:13

and animal LA is super full right

1:24:15

now. They desperately need adopters and fosters, so please

1:24:18

consider bringing a dog into your home.

1:24:20

Well, until next time, thank you too much

1:24:22

for my name is I Ring?

1:24:24

Goodbye?

1:24:26

Oh yeah, we're

1:24:29

gonna get all up in you tonight.

1:24:32

It feels so good. I

1:24:35

just got one little question, where

1:24:37

you read this roll? Would

1:24:43

you read some roll? Listen

1:24:45

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