0:00

Oh my god, this could

0:02

not be a more exciting season. This is our marine

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host of well accept this rose. Before we get

0:06

going, I just wanted to say one

0:09

thing. Um,

0:12

over the weekend, I

0:14

lost a dear friend, a dear friend

0:17

of mine passed away, And

0:19

um, I just it

0:21

has really got me thinking.

0:24

Just I know this sounds corny,

0:26

but how grateful

0:28

I am to have this podcast

0:31

and all of the people that it's been such

0:33

a joy getting to know. First of all, just you

0:35

know, all the people that are part of the team here.

0:38

Um, but all of you guys just

0:41

emailing us and tweeting us and just a support

0:44

like it has brought me more joy than

0:46

anything. And you know,

0:48

it's like it's so funny. You never know what it is

0:50

in life, but I know life

0:53

is no joke, and if we can provide a little

0:55

levity and nonsense, I think

0:57

we all need a little lightness in the world the

1:00

days. And it is an honor and a joy

1:02

to bring you the dumbest podcast

1:04

and the history of all time. It means so much

1:07

to me and um, and I just

1:09

wanted to thank all of you for supporting

1:11

It is truly one of the highlights

1:13

of my life. So without further

1:16

ado, let's start

1:18

the ship show. No

1:21

entering nor Stockholm.

1:25

Yeah, don't play. Do

1:29

I need to start over? Oh

1:32

my god, that's the kind of professionalism

1:35

you get. Season. Yeah,

1:42

you accept this Rose to

1:44

your booz let

1:47

right in my vadry. A

1:49

lot of white guys with the falcons, A

1:51

lot of falcons to

1:56

your work. Oh my god, we

1:58

didn't you guys past day us

2:03

USA. Can I just say

2:05

welcome to I think what

2:07

will be the greatest season of the Will you accept

2:10

this Rose franchise because of the greatest season

2:12

of the Bachelorette. My name is Art Marie and

2:14

I am the host of this magical ship show.

2:17

Joining me, of course, is my

2:19

platonic life partner. Her

2:23

name is Aaron Fooley.

2:25

She is a Russian Worphan. I

2:28

trapped and Cupboard from AD two

2:30

eight nine. Um, eron, you'll look

2:32

beautiful. I like that you're wearing like

2:34

a crystal or a rock. You seem powerful.

2:37

It's just I feel great. Um. Aaron

2:39

and I will be performing at Daney's

2:41

rose Mont June fourteenth. Through is

2:45

our live podcast and we have been getting the best

2:47

emails. We have some fun potential co host

2:49

so keep them coming to Rose Podcast at gmail

2:51

dot com. We're also going to be co headlining

2:54

all weekend, and please start

2:56

harassing Rob Benedict. We want him

2:58

to come do the live show with They've

3:00

offered a free hotel room. Let's so

3:02

disharrassed, Rob, Rob Benedict,

3:05

Um, how are you, Aaron? I'm great.

3:08

I had a just a really

3:10

fantastic couple of days. Great.

3:14

Okay, fantasy baseball team is doing really well. Oh my

3:16

god, that's all I got. Okay,

3:18

to my right, we have a woman who

3:20

looks so sexy in like a

3:22

calftand in glasses.

3:25

One of my new best friends.

3:27

She's also the Secretary of state

3:30

of well you except this Rose Podcast.

3:32

Um. You might know her from Criminal Minds or another

3:34

period, but I just know her as my new best

3:37

friend. I

3:41

want you to know I watched my first Criminal

3:43

mind I wanted to do that. You need

3:45

to know. I want to tell you that

3:48

was twelve years ago. No,

3:50

like a Grandma diminished. I watched

3:52

the one where you came back from England. You had

3:54

a British lover and a tank top and

3:56

you had to leave him your for Interpol

3:58

and they brought you back. It. That was only two

4:00

years ago, years ago, and I wanted to say you

4:03

were so good and like you seem legitimately

4:05

upset when you took the watch out of them dead

4:08

man's mouth. You were like you seem like shook

4:10

up and believable, like I would have phoned

4:12

that in, and you really like knew how to act.

4:14

Thanks an actor.

4:17

Oh my god, it was

4:19

great. I was so pleased you cracked

4:21

the case. I was so worried that watch

4:24

a Russian interpolar It

4:26

was not the son of Sam to my left,

4:29

a person I have missed since

4:31

she left last December. She took

4:33

the hit for YouTube fools. This

4:36

motherfucker watched two episodes

4:38

of Ben and Lauren unhappily ever

4:40

after it did it with Ben Rob

4:42

and I and they broke up because she hated

4:45

him obviously and he

4:47

was she He was getting pranks left and right, and

4:50

he hates pranks. She you know where from? Aren't

4:52

just a new black you know? Or as that from the new

4:54

star of the show crashing on HBO.

4:57

But you've also been a movie

4:59

star in England with

5:02

John c Riley and Will Ferrell? Is that correct?

5:04

What movie have you been doing? Laurens? Everything?

5:08

Will be Will you be our ambassador

5:10

to the European Union? Yes? Oh

5:12

good, finally. Um,

5:15

I was doing Holmes and Watson and you show like Holmes

5:17

movie that'll come out next summer. Do you

5:20

self crimes? Um? I won't say what

5:22

I do, but they do. Do you do it

5:24

in period? Yes? You're

5:27

doing act? Did you did you? Were

5:29

you like boy with your girlish I'm

5:31

girlish, but I had

5:33

to work horses and beautifully

5:36

designed? You have not to sound creep

5:38

ola, but you have a beautiful figure.

5:41

I hate that, wud I bet you, but I bet

5:43

you look beautiful. You have a very you have an old

5:45

school look about you. I can see you in a period

5:48

costume. It does oddly work on

5:50

me, but that's upsetting to me. So well,

5:54

it's so uncomfortable classics.

5:57

Um, and do you have anything that you want

5:59

to promote it or anything? I'll just promote my podcast

6:01

with special guests Law and lap oh my wolfwork.

6:05

Yeah, and uh Anna

6:07

is not with us this week, but we are right now babysitting

6:10

Scout and Katie is at seven eleven and when

6:12

she comes back, we're gonna have a special delivery from

6:14

Santa Claus a k A CBS

6:16

A k A Paget Brewster because

6:18

we have some presents the

6:22

grocery bag. I have a present from you.

6:25

Yeah, the very first. You're the very

6:27

first owner of a blue Angry Little

6:30

Teapot T shirt. I'll get my shoet together

6:33

that she's small. The t shirts

6:35

will be first sale next week on my on my

6:37

website when I get my ship. That's a beautiful color

6:39

on you too. Oh my god, you're

6:41

your color. You're supportive of me helping

6:43

to pick out the colors online. You voted you

6:45

wanted pink, but the pink didn't look good

6:47

in the end, I tried to get the pink, and I got you a blue.

6:50

Actually, I always say I like pink, but I

6:52

like blue wine. You know what you're wearing right now, and you look

6:54

beautiful. Without further ado, Ladies,

6:57

without further ado, can I just say

7:00

I love a Black Bachelor. It's so much because

7:04

I love the guys. The guys are so the white

7:07

guys are the worst, and the black guys

7:09

were like cool, hot, funny and

7:12

like and like. I was like that this

7:14

has to be the new franchise, always going

7:16

forward, so much better or at least a mix.

7:20

So it's

7:23

gross. Well, they all looked almost identical

7:25

last year. It feels like now, well

7:27

it feels like the girl, like the like

7:29

the white guys. They get the grossest

7:32

assembly of white guys. They all have

7:34

the falcon stall. I hate them. O God,

7:36

my pick I picked the worst. I'm

7:39

still interested. I still think it's gonna be interested.

7:41

Guy. I call the Alex. I picked Alex,

7:44

and he I don't think he likes ladies

7:46

and I and he has like he was the one

7:48

that I think he might be Russian. He was cooking meat

7:51

outside in the pot in the yard of his mom, you

7:53

know. And it's called Kalar

7:56

and Christians or something. It's a specific

7:59

Russian. I don't know what they are. But

8:01

they're in Michigan, Okay. And

8:03

it's Steve knows, my husband

8:05

knew what it was. It's like a it's not a cult.

8:08

It's a sect of Christianity. I

8:10

believe might be Greek. Okay, Okay, something

8:12

I don't know what it is. Well, he out falcon to

8:14

the falcon with his dumb sweep hair. But let's go

8:16

ahead. Let's start from the beginning, ladies. But

8:19

overall, we're all on the gris. We loved last night absolutely.

8:22

So you missed NIX season. It was the

8:24

worst. I don't really didn't watch it and I didn't

8:27

care. You didn't miss anything. Okay,

8:30

we're starting out with a basketball at the basket her

8:32

photo shoot and watching her play basketball.

8:34

She's so sexy and cute. She's

8:37

perfect looking in every way, and

8:39

she can shoot from

8:42

the gay angle. Yeah, she can shoot

8:44

a real hoop, like using the

8:46

right foot. Yes, and like,

8:49

I totally she

8:53

but then it sort of fell apart from me right out. Okay,

8:55

so here's this is

8:57

the greatest thing every lawyer.

9:02

When when she said objection,

9:04

you're on her speculation in that fake

9:06

courtroom with the obese judge, I

9:09

mean, and then he said sustained and

9:11

she was like, okay, it was very weird.

9:14

Was that a holiday in it was literally, you're

9:17

going to act it out, be successful in

9:19

it, like make a scene where you did something right

9:21

or something. I don't know. He was like no, and

9:23

she sat down a wrong, no good,

9:28

everything been on a court show. Sustained

9:33

is I think means he agreed. He agreed

9:35

with her that it was speculation.

9:38

However, those people were all

9:40

cast from Central That was not

9:42

real looks room. Let's

9:44

talk about there's a few courtrooms. He's coming up.

9:46

We have Josiah, the lawyer who he had. He's

9:49

adorable. He was the one that got I was uncomfortable

9:51

seeing the tree he cut

9:53

his brother down. That

9:56

was the worst that I really

9:58

like him. Now I loved him. But then they

10:00

had him act he had on a Scales

10:02

of Justice tie and then

10:04

they did, they did, they did.

10:07

Okay, he was in front of a jury and

10:09

he goes, no, he was on the phone first, and

10:11

he goes, we didn't go after this guy.

10:14

He's a bad guy. We're gonna get

10:16

him off the streets. And the

10:19

person that I was watching this with last night, and please

10:21

don't tweet me mad tweets about this. He

10:25

goes, it's like they gave

10:27

a kid on the spectrum a pen and a piece

10:29

of paper and said, write, lawyer, scenes

10:33

think and he would study it and it would make

10:35

sense. But it was just maybe not be with any

10:37

nuance of stringing it together. Don't be mad at mabe,

10:39

but that's what it called. There's

10:42

no one on the other end of Oh

10:44

my god. And

10:47

then and then he's in the

10:49

quart room and it was just like it

10:51

was like there was like he's in the querom

10:53

in front of the jury, and it's like there's

10:56

windows, there's like a view over the river, and

10:58

it's like there's just two star By tables

11:00

pushed together in the corner. Like there's

11:02

no fucking windows in a courtroom. That's

11:05

what I was thinking of, was like the Marriott courtyard.

11:07

Yeah, I wrote down windows. Yeah,

11:10

why are they supposed to not know

11:12

what's going on? Why don't you go? Why don't you shoot it outside?

11:16

Like an l Fresco courtroom? I

11:18

like, like how many of those are like the

11:21

like the craft service pas that are like now

11:23

you go sit the best the best

11:25

extra work and we'll get to it in one second. But

11:27

my favorite, my favorite extra

11:30

work. Yes, my goodness, when

11:33

we said rink drummer who

11:35

kept talking about his dick, but then

11:37

we saw him be a personal trainer

11:40

and there was an o beast woman crawl and

11:43

then and

11:45

then he goes He's like you could do it, And

11:47

it was like she wasn't even like on like

11:50

she wasn't even doing a push up. She was just they

11:52

got some poor obeast woman. Okay,

11:54

if you can believe in it, you can do it and then

11:57

I wrote sorry everybody fatty on all fours

11:59

walking to her just

12:02

they got the largest was

12:06

like, what she just like tumbles

12:08

like she just tumbles that after we kept cheating

12:10

aout okay, so okay,

12:14

so there we So now we're with We're back

12:16

with Hi Katie. Oh

12:19

my god. Well at halftime we'll do have Santa

12:21

clauscome yeah, not right,

12:24

that's right. Um okay, So then

12:26

we have her driving through Beverly Hills, um,

12:29

feeling like in her tesla, feeling

12:32

like clueless. Um. But

12:34

I did love the old lady saying don't

12:36

sleep with all of them. And then I loved her dog with the

12:38

cast and I was like, there's no way that

12:40

old lady recognized her on the street

12:43

and started talking to her about the Bachelor. You think

12:45

I actually felt like that was real. I thought it was not

12:47

at all. She had those like blind

12:49

people glasses on for one thing, and

12:52

she was like, have fun out there

12:54

or whatever. I was like, this is not real. They just shut

12:56

it from far away to look real. It was the same lady

12:58

in the fat Walking, She's

13:02

a featured extra. She's

13:05

got her. She got tapped heart right into right

13:07

into that that's three parts. That's three parts on

13:09

production. She's in you know, good girl.

13:12

She did it the other Blue blockers, so

13:14

we wouldn't know it was the same lady bumped

13:17

up, she's gonna get bumped up and

13:19

sleeping with the producer. Oh

13:21

my god, she's living with Elon, who I want to

13:23

get. Yeah,

13:26

I do know him. No, I can connect you on

13:28

Twitter. That would be great.

13:31

Um. So then she said, so that's

13:33

her dog. Was so cute with the cast with the

13:35

cast Hi, Katie, can you talk into

13:37

the mic? We missed you. Hi.

13:40

I loved the dog Copper

13:43

and it had and it had

13:45

and it had a cast on that was

13:47

so cute. I'm gonna break all my pets

13:49

limbs and put him in cast because it's so cute. I'm not really,

13:51

I'm not really. We edit that part. That's

13:54

the part of Okay. So now we're starting

13:57

off. We're starting off with a person I liked

13:59

a lot, the pro wrestler Kenny,

14:02

the pretty boy Pitple. He has a

14:04

daughter that he claims his ten

14:06

but she looks like she's thirty five. He's

14:09

so cute. I love Kenny. I liked him the whole

14:11

episode. Yeah, can we never did

14:14

anything weird. No, even the wrestling.

14:16

I was like, it's fine, Yeah, you know what you gotta do,

14:18

what you gotta do. I mean it's not I

14:21

don't think she's going to go for him. No, I don't think

14:23

so either. Too bad, because I think he seems

14:25

like a sweetheart. Yeah. I think he was saying

14:28

that they I'm trying to make sure I don't

14:30

make because I didn't catch anyone's name the whole

14:33

Are you thinking of Fred? Well? No, no, no, there's

14:36

one person who was saying, like you would fit in with my

14:38

family, and so I think it was Kenny, and

14:40

I was like, yes, like you need to listen to people

14:42

say stuff like that, that like that would

14:45

be that's real, I'm thoughtful

14:47

and means something about she clearly

14:49

has fucked up things, just like every bad. So she

14:52

picked the guy that says She's like, oh, I'm bad, you

14:54

took charge and I'm bad. She

14:57

had weird things that she was liking. I

15:00

wrote this down.

15:02

I can't remember. It was right before right

15:04

after the dog she said this finger is ready.

15:06

Did anybody catch them? Because

15:11

I was like, actually that upset me. That was I

15:16

know, this finger's ready. That

15:18

even though I know it's what the whole show is something

15:20

about I just want to be married where it's like you're missing the

15:22

point. Yeah, and you want to meet someone

15:25

you fall in love with you No, I just want to have a ring

15:27

on. That's so fu up. Agreed, That's

15:29

why I wrote a town. I just I couldn't now. And then I looked

15:31

down. I was like, wait, what is that Jack

15:36

Stone? He was sweet, he had

15:38

new teeth, and his lawyer scenes

15:40

and they had fake they had fake

15:42

rolodexes behind him. It's like a

15:45

fake office jack Stone and Stone and Stone and Stone.

15:47

He's my first pick. He was a nice

15:49

guy. Can't no. I

15:51

just picked him from his new teeth are fucked

15:53

up. His teeth, I

15:56

felt bad about his mom. His new teeth

15:58

are fucked up, and his lawyer his fake

16:00

he had roller he had a roller Dex

16:02

Like like

16:05

karens, how do you describe you

16:08

even get the phone? I'm

16:12

a boot the woman you're going to get to the phone.

16:14

And I felt like Jack Stone Stones Stones,

16:18

go tuh, there's a bad

16:20

guy. Get him up. The three from Jack Stone.

16:23

My office is also in a lazy Susan. I

16:25

double up Jack Don lawyer. This

16:28

guy is fucking crying somewhere

16:30

listening to you know. He was so proud

16:32

of his you know, his teether too

16:34

white. He thought he nailed it. He was so excited

16:37

by all new teeth. Yes,

16:40

just just just strips,

16:45

you know what. I like? I just like God,

16:47

it's like Colgator Crest has a n teeth

16:50

gives you canker stores as fun because it rips

16:52

all the enamel and lining off your lips, but

16:54

your teeth are white as the days. It's

16:57

like, yeah, it's like toothpaste. Oh no,

17:00

I do that to the right aid with a little blue

17:02

plastic tray put in your mouth.

17:04

You've got nice white minutes. You've got nice you know. I

17:07

haven't done it in a few months. I'm feeling a little dinger. I

17:09

got one from my my dentist that was made for

17:11

my teeth, but it burns so bad. I look

17:14

like a fringe. Yeah, I

17:19

like, I can't actually hurt the

17:21

inside. Yeah, I had, and I turned

17:23

my gums and the same I had white gums.

17:25

Yeah. I just got white strips because I'm like, you know what, and

17:28

it made your teeth so for me, it made my teeth so

17:30

white they were blue. This is a sponsorship. I couldn't

17:32

ring it long enough for any change to take place. Yeah

17:34

that right aid the five minute tooth whitening

17:36

from right as Okay,

17:43

I love him. We had my pick

17:46

coming up. Who it comes from? His weird Greek

17:48

Christianity Alex, who is very

17:50

cute. I think he's gay. He's

17:53

the nerd, he's got the falcon.

17:55

Yeah. He was like, I look hot, but I'm a nerd.

17:57

I'm a colder and he had a pot of

18:00

eat my plex

18:02

Alex, I'm going to put this coptic

18:05

Christian? Is that what you were trying to say? It looks

18:07

like Challaberian

18:10

or something I could go through. Maybe when I pulled

18:12

people up, you could pull up the okay, see

18:14

can you guys see this? Yes? Okay? So

18:16

that I was super in you bet it

18:18

was super in a sweet moheit. When

18:21

we first met him dancing, I wanted to the

18:23

family. Poor guy got so drunk

18:26

and he couldn't keep it. He blew it so hard

18:28

because I was like, hut and seemed

18:30

nice and then I was just like, I wouldn't

18:32

get too sloppy, and so I know he got nervous

18:35

and he got hammerd. I can't remember who called

18:37

it. Someone here called it and said, Moheit is the guy

18:39

that all the other guys like who said

18:41

that? But he didn't even last pass

18:43

that he didn't get He didn't. I put it on pausing

18:46

Google Bollywood classes. That's what I got

18:48

so excited. I do that with you, Oh

18:52

my god, at

18:55

the at the okay, yeah, that place where guys

18:57

watching like and then well

19:00

no, not, I can say a jack off in the window Ofllywood,

19:02

all right, mohe he

19:05

went, he hit the tanker. I

19:07

get nervous, Get nervous. Okay,

19:09

this I don't even want to give this guy any fucking air time.

19:12

I know, but that mean that stupid

19:15

I can't the shirt of himself.

19:17

It's just like it's like they couldn't even

19:20

It's like not even an interesting create.

19:22

Like I almost don't even want to give him the create. It's

19:24

like he just wants to be Jim Carey and it

19:27

he's Jim Carey. He just an outward actor.

19:30

You can't say your job as wa boom,

19:33

you're such an idiot. No, and

19:35

then also like have something

19:38

to say. You can't walk through

19:40

life screaming until your brain melts

19:42

out. Of your ear. I hope

19:45

he dies on set. He probably will give himself

19:47

a concussion. Yeah,

19:50

he's shaking his brain around, and he seemed

19:52

by the end of the episode he seemed tired from

19:54

it. He was like, I got the road, so I gotta do it. He

19:57

was like, yeah, I

20:01

couldn't believe how much airtime.

20:04

Like have they run out of lunatics

20:06

that apply for like it's like not even an interesting

20:08

one. Well, here is what I think is happening

20:10

with the franchise. That my conspiracy

20:13

theory is that they know that the ratings

20:15

on the first episode of the year are lower

20:19

than the ratings become because

20:21

there's so many people in so many names

20:24

that no one cares. That's why they keep amping up.

20:26

They've got Cupcake, he's in a little three wheel

20:28

cupcake. They've got They've

20:31

got a guy dressed as a penguin, and then there was that

20:33

chick. It was a dolphin, but was it a shark? And

20:36

they keep trying to do something that

20:38

will go viral, hoping

20:41

that So that's I think what happens with the

20:44

first episode. It's two hours and you're

20:46

not getting really any information. She might be

20:48

bumped up to the head of the CIA. I

20:51

think you may be misused the Secretary of

20:53

State. Do you think she's state

20:55

pre Trump is very powerful? True

20:57

that, I do believe he

21:00

emidated that post. Yeah, which would

21:02

you rather be? Well, you know, I don't want to move

21:04

up the ranks too fast. Okay, maybe

21:06

next season you could be the head of the Thank you. Okay.

21:08

Lauren just plopped down and she's in

21:11

European Union and I'm fine with that. Yes,

21:14

she's She's the only we

21:16

have in Europe, our European She's a time

21:19

traveler from from the from the eight

21:21

hundreds. And I think what's so great is that it was I was

21:23

unable to access the show while in your

21:29

reach out to you, I missed you. I thought about

21:31

you. I miss you. Thank you for

21:33

having me back. God, you are first one,

21:35

You're our first. We missed. We couldn't. We were just waiting

21:38

here in open arms for thank you. We didn't leave

21:40

the studio until you didn't

21:42

have to do that. No, we have not left. Blake

21:46

E the aspiring drummer, wouldn't

21:49

stupid hair. Everyone needs their head shaved and start

21:52

fresh sex

21:59

based related ship. Um and was

22:02

crick If you can believe it, you can

22:04

achieve it to the obese crawling p a. And

22:07

then he said, how many women have I have told

22:09

me about the amazing nous

22:11

of my penis? That's not even a word. And

22:14

guess what, I doubt it. I

22:17

it's had nothing to say to you when they're trying to compliment

22:19

you or something. And I can tell it's weird.

22:22

And it doesn't like if you work out in

22:24

public at the rings at the beach.

22:26

I don't want to fuck you. I don't think your dick

22:29

is good. Now you're a guy, you're

22:31

like a guy. It goes like golden gym and

22:33

like walks around with like a giant

22:36

like like armadillo on his shoulders

22:38

and these attention you know those guys. I think

22:40

he's like he's hit his penis too many

22:42

times with his drumstick. He's not even

22:45

a real go he could drum when he walked

22:47

up much to my drum. Penis

22:49

is that like column

22:52

going another direction there?

22:55

Penis is that just like kind of like go that

22:58

way, are

23:00

off of the lift or for sure freckles

23:02

on it. I think it veers into a U and goes

23:05

back into it. It

23:07

was like hung internally like a duck. Diggie

23:11

was key A lot of shoes. Five five

23:14

pairs of shoes is a lot. But I found him cute. That's

23:16

excessive. There's too many shoes. There's too many

23:18

shoes, and they were laid out on the floor like

23:20

he just moved down. It was too much. It was

23:24

he was five seventy five, wrote

23:26

him. Yeah, I

23:28

don't want to date him. I thought he was cute.

23:30

I wish he owned fifteen

23:33

pairs of shoes. Yeah, that's five hundred

23:35

and sixty too many pairs of which

23:37

shows me that he's probably in debt. Yeah,

23:39

and they're not all in fashion. So

23:42

you got to get rid of somebody. It's like a quarters.

23:45

How many pairs of shoes do you have? Lar, I just got

23:47

rid of twelve pairs of shoes and I'm left

23:50

with I think twenty okay,

23:52

and y five because but I have a

23:54

lot of dress shoes that I don't wear off. I understand

23:56

that even still, like I always want more shoes,

23:59

but I'm really picky about where did you get Where did you put

24:01

your shoes when you get rid of them? Um, I donate them

24:03

to a thing for the a C l U. They're raising

24:05

money, and did you did you do? The sparking

24:08

joy declutter, I did you know that?

24:10

I did well? And you know that I did. I know

24:12

you did, and I still to it more. I I've

24:14

gotten rid of a ton of ship but it's like they could always be. Did

24:16

you pick up every individual pear of shoe?

24:19

And asked? I did? Well? You know? It was

24:21

great. I put them all the ones that I put all the ones that's

24:23

getting rid of a pile and I was like, I walked up

24:25

to it and I was like, you can have any shoe in this pile.

24:27

I was like, they're ugly, Like when when I thought of it as like

24:29

someone giving them to me. Yeah, yeah, I didn't

24:31

like any of them, so it was kind of good

24:33

to seeing them outside of my closet. I

24:37

have a lot of shoes. How many shoes do you have? If

24:39

I got rid of twelve pairs of shoes, I would be barefoot.

24:43

You know what you have of shoes?

24:45

You know what I love that you do? You have a room

24:47

that's your closet. Yes, that was a

24:49

revenge room after a terrible,

24:51

terrible breakup the boyfriend I was living with. Okay,

24:54

I'm going to turn this room into a fucking

24:56

closet, and I chip

24:58

and coke? And can I so I did?

25:00

Can I touch? Can I? Can I come over? And he can

25:02

come over and fondl all? Can I come to your clothes of

25:05

shoes? And that's the thing, because

25:07

there's room, Because when I get rid of some,

25:09

there's a there's a gaping hole. Having

25:13

failed out of art school, there's a certain symmetry

25:15

I required. Do you fail out of art school? Parsons

25:17

School of Design twice? Are

25:21

you studying? It's found Nation year. You don't even pick

25:23

what you're going to study at that point? How did

25:25

you get Why do you fail out? Because

25:27

I was doing a playoff Broadway and I went

25:29

around apologized to all my teachers, Um,

25:32

your true pastil. It worked out. It did work

25:35

out here. What's your number one favorite pair of shoes? The

25:37

ones I'm wearing, my God, I put

25:39

on my these are my favorite. It's just a food

25:41

it's a food product. They're really

25:44

beautiful. What are you going to do? They go with everything,

25:46

including a Schmada product and a

25:48

sad product.

25:51

Bears the shoes to you. Ever, I've gotten rid of a lot

25:53

recently, I would say, right now, I

25:56

probably have realistically two

25:59

dozen. I bet I have to money for pears shoes. God

26:01

you ladies, good for you. But I want more.

26:03

I want more to. I want more to. Okay,

26:06

I want more sneakers. Okay, we're

26:09

back in a job. So diggie

26:12

diggie, are we pro or con I'm pretty

26:14

much pro. But I don't think he's going to be in there. So

26:17

Josiah, we love Josiah the worst.

26:19

Okay, I felt bad. I didn't Josiah,

26:21

I'm not holding up the photo of his brother uncomfortable

26:24

and then staring. They sent him out the

26:26

back to look at the tree. But his story

26:29

is amazing. I almost feel like, now that I

26:31

see her taste a little bit, he might be too nice

26:33

and too much of a good guy that she's going to pick a dirt

26:35

ball. Can I point out what happened when she

26:38

met him in front of the mansion or should

26:40

we wait? You can up? She gave

26:42

him the pat

26:44

brother hug, like she peaded

26:46

him like a brother. Yeah, and he was nice.

26:49

Yeah I don't. Yeah, I agree

26:51

with that. I have to say. Josiah like

26:53

won me over with the story, Like I just

26:56

I was like ill everything about him. But

26:58

then as the episode unfold it he

27:00

was I did not like he started passing. He started,

27:03

he got super and

27:05

then I liked that the end was losing

27:07

it and said, I'm losing my my

27:10

self esteem and if it felt like

27:13

there was a lot going and if I didn't know the

27:15

back story, and like, this guy's an asshole.

27:17

I know he had a nice jacket, though, you'd a great Okay,

27:20

I'm so sure. Oh

27:23

my god, that guy, that guy was thinking. Didn't

27:27

he go home? He went home? I didn't. And his biggest

27:29

regret was I didn't get to wear all of the clothes. And

27:31

I was like her, and

27:33

he was, also, I

27:36

think you're here for the right reason. Recreation

27:39

supervisor. What is a hotel recreation?

27:42

She might clean the pool or something. I don't know, you

27:44

like fled up the ping pong table

27:46

schedule. Yeah, he sells. He sells

27:49

weed numbers. Okay, So then we see her flat ironing

27:51

her hair. She's doing her own hair and makeup. I don't

27:53

think so. Not when you're the top she

27:56

caught. She shows up in her tesla and

27:58

hers No, that's

28:01

a three sold integrated

28:03

advertising. When you guys, it

28:05

is, it's like gave them

28:07

nineties hundred thousand dollars for her

28:09

to drive it. Do you ever do ever,

28:12

like watch any fantasy or sci fi?

28:16

Yeah? Why okay? You have like

28:18

such a like a real like reality

28:21

brain of like you're like, okay, no,

28:23

that's what this is. This is what this

28:25

is gonna happen. It is like if we're watching

28:27

like Star Wars, you'd be like, okay, let me tell you about

28:29

that lightsaber Um. It's

28:32

a cross promotion with Electric

28:35

Company. You don't

28:37

want to watch Harry, I

28:39

do want to watch her sorting hate.

28:42

I want to see watched I rom

28:45

the beginning exactly.

28:47

This is exactly what I was talking about.

28:50

This is why I would start that fixed

28:52

from the beginning. Merchandise. Did I call that?

28:54

Did I just call that? I just called Okay,

28:56

So what did any of you guys think when she drew up

28:59

to the mansion. I just thought that house has

29:01

seemed so much jizz. Yeah,

29:04

that's a family. They were in a tabloid. It's like

29:06

a family, like four kids. What they

29:08

live, people live, people live there. They rented out

29:10

four months out of the they

29:14

live there. The

29:17

production team comes in a month, they

29:21

come in, they paint, they move all of their

29:24

furniture out into a storage facility

29:26

that the show pays where it's in Calabasas

29:29

not ABC not just own this house by now

29:31

because it's cheaper to rent it. Because any

29:33

if you make a penny over one hundred and

29:35

fifty thousand dollars a year in location

29:38

for your home, you pay taxes on it.

29:40

So they pay them a hundred and fifty thou dollars

29:42

for three months. They get in there a month

29:44

before and they have like a week or two when the

29:47

show ends. When they move, you know, they start

29:49

flying a Fiji or Stockholm or whatever. They

29:51

repaint what the colors were. They

29:54

moved their furniture back in and the family moves back

29:57

and we please go to this house. You

29:59

can look it up. You can look it up. Just be a set

30:02

like that they that they think about, like the

30:04

black light, what they would see DNA.

30:07

I feel like for the men, it's all jizz

30:09

and for the women's seasons all tanner.

30:12

I think that's what. They take the furniture out and they

30:14

repaint because okay,

30:18

so then, um, how

30:20

do you how are you with dudes?

30:23

Ladies? I don't know. I

30:25

love jizz when

30:28

you love jiz. You can't give when

30:30

you see an aspiring drummer and you hear he's got

30:32

a great deck like myself.

30:38

That so

30:42

then she shows up the jizz and

30:46

she she says, I need

30:48

advice from the people who know me best.

30:50

This group heart

30:54

tragedy. That's so sad people,

30:57

people you were battling against. For

31:00

the contestants from last year.

31:02

Dude, that was heartbreaking. Alexis is face

31:04

like different, the dolphins face like different. And

31:07

Raven was so her eyes were purple when

31:10

she was crying talking I love Raven. She

31:12

was crying so much that her eyes turned mall. It

31:14

was strange. Raven was clearly

31:16

upset, like weirdly upset. You figure

31:19

this must have aired right, and he

31:21

must have filmed this like two days after he was

31:23

like, I choose Vanessa. I thought it was like weird

31:25

editing though, right, because it would cut to her and

31:27

she would be fine, and then two seconds later she'd

31:30

be tears tears. It was just actually

31:32

editing. Also, the Russian girl, the Russian girl,

31:34

her hair wear, so I think you're read It was

31:36

probably two weeks after they announced

31:39

her and they shot that re member. They

31:41

know it was like maybe

31:44

they started shooting the beach stuff and her fake loyering

31:47

and so weird.

31:50

Yeah, I heard the people who were close, but I

31:53

think a coven of women that I beat on

31:55

the Bachelor for two weeks like her

31:58

her, Like, don't

32:01

for any sort of guidance. What

32:03

did you guys think of her dress? What

32:06

was it? The white?

32:08

Beautiful? And that was very pretty. I thought she don't think she

32:10

was uncomfortable in her shoes at a certain point and I was

32:12

like, take them off. Yeah, Like she was walking

32:14

around at the back of the dress.

32:16

I wanted to be fiddle. It was a little what I felt

32:18

like. I wanted to be tailored a little more. It felt a little

32:20

Joe joey. But she looked prettier in

32:22

it than Jojo. Yeah. I love

32:25

her, just beautiful. I think she's really beautiful.

32:27

Okay, So then they were at

32:30

the mansion. The guys are arriving. The first one

32:32

out of the limit was my number three choice, Peter,

32:35

who was adorable with the gap in his tooth.

32:38

I've heard you had a bad luck with guys from Wisconsin.

32:41

Jacket. He was my favorite white guy. I like

32:43

Peter. I think he was so cute and I

32:46

liked when they were outside and they were like, he

32:48

gave her the chocolate, and then he's and then she

32:51

was like, I don't like CHOCKI he's like Chuck

32:53

on the fire. That

32:56

was fine. I don't like any of the white guys.

32:59

He's the only white guy. I like Peter Peter.

33:01

I like Peter the white guy. Peter's my favorite white

33:03

guy. I think she's started. I think she's gonna it looks

33:05

like that dude, Wait, scroll up? Is it Dean

33:09

Dean? Clearly someone told him

33:11

he has an adorable smile because it won't

33:13

stop, you know what I mean? He

33:15

goes far though I

33:18

know it looks like he he grew on me. He

33:20

grew on me because he was Okay, we'll get there

33:22

one second. He's going to grow on her

33:24

too. Here on me, on me, okay. So

33:26

then we have Josiah got out. He had a

33:28

great jacket, but then he turned into a little

33:31

dill hole. Later he made the bed not a

33:33

reasonable doubt lawyer joke, which is kind

33:35

of lame. Um okay,

33:37

but I was like, two lawyers be together, and

33:40

then who was inside saying what are they doing out there? The

33:44

liar talk and then the guy goes He goes,

33:46

U, I'm gonna solve this case

33:48

as if they're like I know,

33:52

which is amazing. So then shows

33:54

up we have Brian, the guy that she ended

33:56

up. Like he okay, let's just talk about Brian. He got

33:58

the first impression he does he looks

34:00

like he's a new face, Like he looks like he got

34:03

cheek implants like he's the

34:05

one who speaks Spanish, and he's the oldest

34:08

and contestant though he's thirty seven,

34:12

she's thirty one, and what does

34:15

he do? What does He's a chiropractory, so that means

34:17

I'm good with my hands. This stupid

34:19

lapel, his new weird face. And then

34:21

like she and then she kept I

34:23

guess he said I'm trouble. You're gonna get and she's like, am I gonna

34:26

get in trouble? Getting

34:29

in trouble because she's done everything right in

34:31

her life and she needs she needs someone

34:34

to a

34:36

bad girl. Yeah, she has she

34:39

has that thing where I need to be because

34:42

she also said she also said,

34:44

like that's what I'm feeling. When she gave him the road,

34:47

she was like, you really took charge,

34:49

and like it was like she wants

34:51

to be tied up in I loved I liked

34:53

him, I honestly liked him the entire

34:55

time, and told they kissed his kids.

34:58

Was disgusting. It was so regressive,

35:01

it was so alarming. Kiss

35:03

was disgusting. He was like he ripped her.

35:06

It was just twice, which I really

35:08

like it.

35:12

It felt predatory. That's

35:15

never been a first kiss. It

35:18

was so she rewarded

35:20

it in

35:23

Yeah. I literally watched it, and I'm

35:25

sure everyone did. I was like no,

35:28

I was too yeah,

35:31

seeming like no, which

35:35

is how poor mo heat. Later

35:38

on was outside watching the second kiss and he just

35:40

goes okay,

35:45

So he turns up. He's that space and parts.

35:48

He talked Spanish. She's cheesy. Then we have Kenny

35:50

the wrestler. He did the word like the arm

35:53

moved the way that was king. Then

35:55

we have Robbed Glasses, the law student.

35:57

He didn't make it white, Rob blah

36:01

blah blah. The firefighter Bryce with that jaw

36:03

that Joss Strange.

36:07

I don't understand. I don't

36:09

get I don't get that. I mean, my

36:11

Dean is like a cute version of

36:14

Bryce. He's like a twink. Now

36:19

then we have Blake, k

36:22

was so cute. He was great, like

36:25

Katie like he's gone. He

36:28

was your pickcake. I couldn't believe she kicked

36:32

third. I thought he was really cute. He seems

36:34

normal and like smart and

36:37

out. I mean, we know he doesn't make it. Do we

36:39

cross them out? I guess yeah, But I

36:41

was just ded. I was also surprised because

36:44

what if he maybe he'll come back. It

36:48

was a lot of like ginger guys Brady

36:51

mail motto break the ice. That was Oh,

36:54

that was a nightmare. I screamed

36:56

at that because I was like, this is what people

36:58

who don't do comedy think is

37:00

funny, and they all need to stop. And then

37:02

you know, and she got the ice he wrote,

37:04

put it in a rope. He was like so good.

37:06

I would say, I just had to break that. He got

37:09

it all prepared for hours, he kept

37:11

the ice cold. He couldn't wait to do

37:13

it. He dragged it out no one who was going and he said,

37:15

I've got a good one. I mean, it was a nightmare.

37:18

You're not humorous. He

37:20

didn't even come up with an idea. Someone

37:23

that's even unfunnier than him up

37:26

with it, and he's like genius. It was a woman

37:28

who was on the floor again trains like

37:30

fat fatty Mica pants

37:33

is like, can't go with the ice? And

37:35

he went with the ice. The guy who

37:38

who also been he was even original

37:40

person sold out by a producer when Dean you

37:42

missed it? She met him on Live after the Rose

37:45

and he was the one that said, are you ready to go black and not go back?

37:47

He looked, you know what? He looked appropriately shamed

37:50

and embarrassed. Are you ready tonight

37:53

last time? I'm going to go black and I'm

37:55

never gonna go back. That we

37:58

all had her input. We he was like, what

38:00

did you think? He was embarrassed?

38:03

He seemed embarrassed. I bet you. I'm sure

38:05

some producers set him up for it. He

38:08

looked ashamed, and I think he might

38:10

just be some innocent farm kid who got

38:12

sold out. I

38:14

kind of it was. He clearly wanted

38:16

to make amends and he didn't. He didn't

38:19

know what did you say? Because I was like, wait, do

38:21

you just do you? He

38:23

said, I I just want you to know I'm ready to go

38:26

black and never go back. And I was like,

38:28

what is and he was screaming out my cox black,

38:30

my Cox black, never like whoa Dean

38:34

real it is. That was

38:36

the extra to

38:38

her, he said, they she got to me say

38:41

it again, she got to meet four people

38:43

live. Okay, that was the clip after I

38:45

saw it on the show was going on, and I kind

38:47

of got the feeling that they found four poor guys

38:50

and they're like, you're going on in an hour? Got aligned

38:52

because like one guy had nothing, you know, like

38:54

he felt bad for these guys, and I, I

38:57

mean it was it was so uncomfortable

38:59

to listen to. But I I'm sure he was just some ding dong

39:01

from like, you know, the Middle America

39:04

that these producers forced to Like, I

39:06

just felt bad, like, doesn't he live in Venice?

39:08

He seems for now. I

39:12

just hate that they can't just go like, I'm so excited

39:14

to get to know you. I bet he I'm

39:17

willing to give him a second chance because he seemed

39:19

ashamed less. Well here in the

39:21

if I may skip forward, just

39:23

in the discussion he

39:26

is kisses her twice in

39:29

the and runs

39:31

up and jumps on him and one of another another

39:33

local and it looks like it was in um

39:36

Copenhagen, yes, or Stockholm

39:38

or one of those. He's where

39:41

do they go? I'm kidding it's all the same den Mark,

39:44

Sweden, Norway. I'd like that a

39:47

black bachelorette and they're going to

39:49

the whitest countries I have been.

39:51

I have literally been to Copenhagen and I'm

39:53

as I and I felt I

39:56

felt like ethnically diverse in Copenhagen.

39:58

It is the whitest. It's so much. I'm

40:01

like, they're dragon. They probably panicked and they're like

40:03

they didn't know where to bring her so they didn't want to see

40:05

racist copenhen Like

40:07

it was so funning, like it's the whitest,

40:10

it's whiter than white. And Copenhagen, No,

40:12

all those places were so unbelievably

40:15

white. Everybody looks like Prince Harry and Copenhagen.

40:17

Here's okay, guys, I'm gonna break this you Now,

40:20

those are all tourism dollars

40:23

are pre sold before

40:28

they country bachelor, Bachelor

40:32

wants tourism. It's like a

40:34

city that needs it's

40:37

It's ultimately it's a good thing. Any

40:39

country that's going to pay an American

40:42

film crew to shoot there not. I mean, I don't

40:44

want all of our jobs to go to Canada, but like

40:47

this kind of thing and survive or like all those shows.

40:50

They they're getting tourism dollars

40:52

per country to commercials.

40:56

I'm good at it. I can do them. I want to

40:58

give you a review of Copenhagen. I've been

41:00

there. Snooze Fest, too

41:02

rich, to blonde, too boring, it's

41:06

good for Copenhagen's adorable for like a

41:08

day. I went for ten days. I

41:13

was stuck on and also

41:15

alizard that I was trudging around it because where

41:17

else did it look like they went? Though? They went to Sweden?

41:20

They and I think it was Sweden, and I think

41:22

they went to Italy. Looked like they would look like they were like

41:25

did they say Swiss Alps? They may

41:27

places I

41:30

couldn't look like something.

41:33

Oh that's right. When she's in the hills, walking

41:35

in the hills and the purple and pink holding

41:37

it out like it's a sex in the city. Oh yeah,

41:39

and she was like walking through like through vine your field.

41:42

Yeah. Yeah, it was a

41:45

weird doing. It's still beautiful, beautiful

41:47

for me of Eric Eric who the Hell's

41:49

Eric? Eric was dancing to Mario

41:52

cuteid annoying Eric. I don't really remember

41:54

my Yeah, he was dancing with her at the

41:56

Eric did don't have Eric.

41:59

You have Eric. He was your top pick, he's

42:01

your winner, he's my middle

42:04

I still like, she doesn't

42:06

want to get into the beans on there. Yeah yeah,

42:08

well wait, because he's coming up on the previous

42:11

stick around. I don't think she wants to bone him. But that's

42:13

okay, Okay. So then we have marching band

42:15

drummer. Okay. Then the Fred, the bad

42:18

friend from her childhood friend. She was so against

42:20

him, and I was like mad at lean into

42:22

this. He's from your hometown. Yeah, there's

42:25

like history that could be really positive, that could

42:27

be a good person for you to go with. Yes, he

42:29

looks very old in this picture of no. Yeah, we said.

42:31

He was like, you

42:34

guys, that might be what's bothering her because he's

42:37

three years younger than she, five years five

42:39

years younger five So that might have been where she was like, uh,

42:41

I didn't want him to open up the yearbook

42:44

and show that she was in eighth grade when he was

42:46

in third grade. That's what she was.

42:48

But also what helped what happened. She was

42:50

just like he was a

42:52

bad little kid. So it's like, you really

42:55

have a problem with some eight year old when you were in

42:57

eighth grade. Would

42:59

you care? Maybe a bad boy. I want

43:01

to be in trouble. He was a bad burned

43:03

down something crazy.

43:06

I think that having a parent that's a judge,

43:09

like, I think it sucks you out the moscow

43:11

your understanding. Then

43:15

I have the worst the serial killer

43:17

Jonathan check Monster. It

43:19

couldn't have gone down any creepier when

43:21

he says I wanted to close your eyes, it was amazing

43:24

your hands out. That was the most advirous said

43:26

about that. It was like, wouldn't you feel

43:28

like you don't? I literally couldn't stop laughing.

43:31

But it was like the funniest thing, so

43:33

gross, so inappropriate and hillaryous.

43:36

And then he did it to the men, He did it to the meadow.

43:38

He literally is he

43:40

was a doctor. They didn't say that. They didn't

43:42

say the doctor. He's like pediatrician.

43:46

He's a pediatrician monster.

43:50

He's like you want to feel with the doctor, I

43:52

at least wanted to be treating adults

43:55

up. Do you want to hear I think he's a little creepy

43:58

just his own. No, he's just the APIs.

44:00

Don't want to hear a weird fact about your friend, ardon marine.

44:03

My childhood doctor was Dr

44:05

von Trapp. He was a real kid

44:08

from the Sound of Music family. He was the

44:10

real life eldest. They made him a woman

44:13

liesl in the play because it's better narrative.

44:16

He walked over the Alps. He was my pediatrician

44:18

and I was as afraid of shot, so he would offer me

44:20

lollipops. I'd reach out and Dr

44:23

von Trapp would get me a shot. Wow,

44:26

I don't even know a bad trick.

44:29

Yeah, your pediatrician was an

44:31

actual act. He was the

44:35

Nazi. He was a real kid. I'm

44:38

from, like, I never think of that as being the story of

44:40

that. Yeah, yeah,

44:45

wow, that is my child. That was my kid

44:48

to Rhode Island, sucking the

44:50

vote, vote

44:53

boat boat. Okay, So then

44:56

we have that stupid country

44:58

singer. Of course he's started a nightmare

45:01

and his hair is his hair is just pure jins.

45:03

He's a rooster fucking thing.

45:06

Did you have one kind of It's

45:08

like it was like the Calcun Diaz

45:11

and something about Mary. Yeah,

45:14

but before we saw what

45:16

did you guys think about him? Before we saw

45:19

the previous where he's the house idiot?

45:21

I just now like another national

45:23

guy with a fucking guitar and a Biber

45:26

joke. It's like it's over Biber Belieber

45:28

like I was like four. Yeah,

45:31

I was just like but then I didn't

45:33

see like him being the house

45:37

asshole. I wish you know, I mean, I was show

45:39

I was going to be him. Oh that's true. I

45:41

was very surprised by sadly looking

45:43

forward to it. I was like, perfect

45:46

that they throw the one southern guy into like

45:48

an asshole territory, not

45:51

the usually the good guys. Then we have Alex,

45:53

my number one pick, who is super gay, shows

45:55

up with his vacuum. Oh my god, I'll

45:58

clean up vacuum. He has a clean that

46:01

was the worst, was terrible hands

46:04

to me? Is there? I feel really tricked by his stupid

46:07

fucking falcon hair

46:09

and his dumbbell. Here's the thing,

46:13

we did all of these picks just based

46:15

on the face, right, So

46:17

he's cute there in this

46:20

picture in the picture, and I got full.

46:22

I also, I am confused because I think he's twenty eight,

46:25

and I'm like, looks

46:27

forty. He's

46:29

in their twenties. I'm no way. Maybe

46:32

the guy who said I'm ready to go black and never go back could

46:34

be twenty. I was gonna say Dean that feels

46:36

young and he's grown on me. I'm

46:40

I mean, he's an idiot, but I I don't think he's

46:43

the devil. I think he was. I don't think he's that bad.

46:45

He's

46:47

too young for this. Eric

46:50

might be. Eric might be late twenties, early

46:52

thirties. Yeah, he looks young. He looks but

46:54

there are some guys where it's like, no, no,

46:57

um, Fred looks forty

46:59

eight and he's five years he's

47:04

a retired software looks

47:06

like an old picture of a man who's now very

47:08

old. It's like. And

47:10

then we have Jackstone, lawyer Jackson. He's

47:14

literally the creepiest person ever. I

47:17

don't think he was going to be the serial killer and chickle

47:19

monster becoming. No, I have Jackstone.

47:23

That's so you

47:26

didn't redo this? Yeah, we have jack

47:29

I mean I might put up a little blower before

47:31

I really, now that I've seen it, I might

47:34

have to put in different You have to put something

47:36

we could think as we cross off,

47:38

people think, you know what we should

47:40

do tonight, now that we've seen one, we

47:42

should go through and do our real picks based

47:44

on just one episode. But we'll do that. We the

47:47

end of Yeah again, I

47:50

can't. You're not watching it again. No no, At

47:52

the end of this no no, no episode,

47:55

we're going to guess who you think, all right, okay, so then

47:58

the best thing that start was made

48:01

the best thing of the entire episode Adam

48:03

and Adam Junior with the doll from Leon

48:06

France. The funniest that was the

48:08

French voice over was the funniest

48:10

thing. I didn't understand what was happening.

48:13

I could not laughing. I

48:15

discussed her. I loved it. It was

48:18

amazing. The editing it was. I hated

48:20

it, and I hated

48:22

her having to sit on that bench and me like, money are you

48:24

saying? And then he was like, well, I was like,

48:26

this is humiliating but didn't remind

48:28

me. It felt like Bachelor

48:31

in Paris. But I don't really watch that. I

48:34

know a psycho. Oh you're

48:36

wrong, that's what. You didn't understand that silently

48:39

that you weren't a psycho before because you didn't

48:41

like a talking doll. And then you don't watch Bachelor

48:43

Emparrass, so you become a scho. I

48:46

thought you would watch that, you would

48:48

watch happily ever after, but you don't watch

48:50

Paradise. I have weird rules, you would love paradise.

48:53

I know I've seen some I've seen something. Just it's

48:55

mostly about the time commitment, like I always my real housewives,

48:58

like I just have a lot to You have a lot. You have a lot to do. Should

49:00

we take a time out and have Santa Katie and Aaron

49:02

got presents from Paget Paget.

49:05

We're all going to move to an island somewhere, Lauren

49:09

here today still

49:13

came for me. Oh my god, you got one. Peers is

49:15

still being sh my god, Oh my god, oh my

49:17

god, what is it? What is it? What is it? What

49:19

is it? Oh my god, Oh my god,

49:21

Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god.

49:25

It's like, oh my god, oh my god, what did you

49:27

get? Kids? I'm just going to get all of these tattoos for

49:29

real? She got one piece

49:31

of teeth. And it's wearing, oh my

49:33

god, like a denim denim shorts

49:36

and a denim like a leather vest

49:38

and then there's tattoos and the vestas ride naked.

49:40

Yet it's a body covered in clothes and

49:43

there's says eat me, oh

49:47

my god, are you please? When

49:49

are we going on vacation? Whenever? This is so

49:52

meat Oh my god, I

49:57

did I got that's

49:59

the sexiest bunny.

50:01

You're like a funny. You're like a bunny. You're

50:04

like a bunny. You're like a bunny

50:06

ship. I should have gotten you a little top hat. I

50:10

own a top hat. It should be a babe or

50:12

some cap that has like you know what. I like that.

50:15

Pat You was like, I'm buying and one

50:17

pair there, one pieces. They're

50:21

all less than twelve

50:23

dollars. Oh my god, this is perfect.

50:26

And they do smell like like the more

50:28

uh toxic parts of being

50:31

if you smell them. I

50:33

thought they should be, and they smell like gasoline.

50:35

They smell a little bit like like I shouldn't

50:38

construct together. I'm going to rock

50:40

this so hard. You know what we should

50:42

do when minor rocks coming, We should

50:44

do a will you accept this rose

50:47

up calendar? No, I'm not. I'll

50:50

shoot it. You'll shoot it. I'll shoot it. You'll shoot

50:52

it and put roses in you. I'll get ill. You

50:55

can shoot it. I do not look good in a

50:57

one piece, and you're you can put talking

51:00

everyone in one piece because that's what I wear. I'm

51:02

gonna wear one piece. I can't wait. Oh my god,

51:04

I can't wait. I can't wait. We're all

51:06

moving. Does I want you all to know we're gonna

51:08

move to We're eventually all

51:11

just gonna pull. We're not gonna tell you. We're gonna into

51:13

an undisclosed location on an island somewhere, and

51:15

we're just gonna build for your husband's gonna build

51:17

a sporting studio and we're just gonna

51:19

wear one pieces. Over

51:22

Memorial's Day weekend, I'm gonna put

51:24

my my tuxedo

51:27

onesie on and I'm going to go to the pool

51:29

at the Standard by myself

51:32

with floaty on. I'm going to Cleveland

51:34

and I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm

51:36

gonna score, Oh my god, that spot

51:39

we can with hoteling that yes, but

51:41

it's gonna it's gonna hit the Standard first

51:44

because I want to see some people's minds. Below

51:47

can give photo

51:52

of you and angry little tea. I will send you one. Oh

51:54

my god, thank you so much. You

51:58

very sweech to me, ladies. I'm easy about you. We

52:00

love you so much. I truly I love you

52:03

so much like I do.

52:05

Okay, so then I'm freaked out.

52:08

Way to find anything super I'm

52:10

freaked out by Frederick I've

52:12

got some ideas. I don't know who that is. I

52:15

don't know what fred Fred is over. Yeah,

52:21

yeah, she's freaked out by him.

52:23

Okay, so then the chiropractor,

52:26

Okay, a chiropractor. I'm good in my hands, and

52:28

they're disgusting. Kiss. We have the

52:30

line of guys waiting to talk

52:33

to her like a nightmare, Like

52:35

actually a nightmare. You would have a

52:37

lot of actually focus on talking to anyone

52:39

if they're doing that. I just feel like it's

52:41

so desperate. I also, I have like

52:44

a really bad double standard that

52:46

I know I should get rid of or maybe not. But

52:48

when I watched The Bachelor, the Bachelor, I

52:50

don't care that the women are sad

52:52

when they get rejected. But when I watched the Bachelorette,

52:55

I think it's very lame for the men to be good

53:01

because my outfits you suck. Yeah,

53:04

so I don't know. I know that's not fair. You know what,

53:06

You're right though, I think it's sleep deprivation,

53:08

though partly they are there

53:11

and sunlight. When they all laugh, it was

53:13

like, but I feel the same way you do. Yeah, I

53:16

feel the same. When they left that family's home

53:18

after putting another layer of jizz on their

53:20

child's bedroom. I

53:23

do relax more though when it's the

53:25

bachelorette, like if it's because

53:27

I just I feel like I get protective of the ladies

53:29

and as a woman, you don't want them to act so fucking

53:32

terribly, And so when it's dudes, I'm

53:34

just like, it's just like a pack of man wolves.

53:36

Well you know what I mean, Like, dude, the dudes,

53:38

like legits, seemed to befriend each other in a

53:41

way that's not not like those bitchy coven

53:43

like you should like the girls like

53:45

giving her advice, like the guys, actually,

53:47

let's them and kill the baths. Let's

53:49

go out with canniballs and the bullshit quit show

53:52

and kill yourself exactly.

53:56

Okay. So then Adam

53:58

Jr. The doll I mean just

54:00

by the fire, and they said he's got a dope

54:02

fade. I don't know it.

54:07

She and she and the guy that's the bald

54:09

guy that's like Mr Clean That freaked me out, and

54:11

he's like, what does love to you? And she goes love his sacrifice.

54:14

I was like, oh my god, I love

54:17

are in the same page I wrote down sacrifice

54:19

and I was like, that's your first thing.

54:22

Sacrifice not even fun or

54:25

like sex someone you get along

54:27

with. What about like somebody's funny buckets

54:29

of unbridled joy? Yeah about

54:32

that lacrifice, commitment, sacrifice,

54:34

I mean I thought

54:37

that was sacrifice. Sacrifice

54:39

was like heavy. That was like like like she

54:41

saw her parents go through, and

54:44

it feels like that's an old relationship

54:46

thing to say, like you're just started struggle

54:49

paying tears uncomfortable

54:52

for hours. I have to say watching

54:54

the video of she and Nick, I was like

54:57

they I actually feel like they legitimately did

54:59

have them a his connection before she got sent

55:01

away and that I

55:04

felt like ABC tagged her like I

55:06

felt like she actually watching them

55:08

kind of like the little video, like I felt

55:10

like they were kind of a nice couple for a second.

55:13

He's, yeah,

55:16

I think it was raven he kept throwing her down. But what

55:18

if what if that dude, who's

55:20

the dude that said what does love mean to you? Like,

55:23

you know, that's like date eighty, like you

55:25

know what you

55:28

talk about a normal thing past.

55:31

Yeah, when

55:34

she met him, he goes, I know you're here

55:37

to try to understand me, and

55:39

I'm here. It's like no, I'm not like Mr

55:43

Balls Mr Clean. Anthony. Anthony

55:46

was the one that was like just love me, but

55:49

he's in a lot of the previews. So

55:52

the line of guys and then Lucas

55:54

with the bullhorn um

55:56

doing bitting Peter,

55:59

well, Peter was sucking. That was

56:01

that was was funny. But

56:03

she didn't flinch, Like did she not know? She

56:06

didn't. She just didn't. She didn't flinch. And

56:08

then when he was like juggling for her, she was like, uh

56:10

huh, and they were like, she likes

56:12

it. I was like, she's being nice.

56:15

She didn't. She likes she trapped. Trust

56:17

me when I like, if you go on tour, you

56:19

do stand up shows like you sometimes

56:22

afterwards you get cornered a

56:24

farm hered lunatic who's gonna tell you know

56:27

everything? Like

56:31

Canada. Last week in Canada

56:35

and this boy said to me, when

56:37

you sit on my face and then this lady

56:39

goes Colin, that's my nephew,

56:42

and I was like, wow, I did

56:44

not like he's just like You're like, like

56:46

you're trapped and there's young Canadians

56:49

trying to get you to sit up. I didn't. I did not

56:51

think you were going to say that. I

56:54

did not see that coming. I mean, I've been doing it seventeen

56:56

years and was like, can you sit on my face? Dude? With

56:59

his aunt? But with his aunt, I

57:02

don't know that I did. You

57:05

know, you know what I did? I rode that young

57:07

man's face into the Marriott as

57:10

his aunt was like, yeah, that's

57:13

going the boat today. And

57:15

then someone was like sustain and

57:18

I was like, I'm

57:22

jack Stone will

57:25

represent that young man that you sat on his face.

57:27

So then the aspiring drummer called out

57:29

Wa Boom for being here for the wrong reasons.

57:32

He's like, are you calling me out right? Now? You know what? I

57:36

wearing my catch fase on his shirt

57:39

and then he goes, good point, buddy, and

57:43

then he goes where are you here? And he goes I feel

57:45

that everyone has a little

57:47

Wa Boom in them and then he said I

57:50

have no It

57:54

was amazing and I feel like when they were like if

57:56

someone was like, if he sticks around,

57:58

I have to reevaluate the meaning of life.

58:03

She gives him a rose. I

58:05

like that. Someone said Lucas is like the guy

58:07

at the family reunion who pinches

58:09

your nipples. I'm like, personal

58:13

story. I

58:16

didn't know. He said, Niver is no guy

58:19

there should be no guy at your family reunion

58:24

for one thing. It's like it's

58:27

pretty apt though, yeah that

58:30

guy, but like, does every

58:32

family have a nimple pitch? I don't have a guy

58:34

like that, But I wouldn't whisper in his ear

58:37

to walk into traffic if I didn't. And

58:39

then they said the big dog needs to eat,

58:41

and she said, are you the big dog? To a boom?

58:44

Oh yeah, she really loved that kind of like she

58:46

likes that dirty. Yeah, she likes

58:48

dirty talk. That was like it went, it

58:50

went a little weird. Oh she's weird,

58:53

went a little dipped into the daughter of

58:55

a judge. Who's the good girl who's gone

58:57

to and she she

59:01

wants to get banks so fun.

59:03

She wants like she's like read every single

59:05

fifty de Gray. She wants to be tied

59:08

up and wants someone to braid her hair till they

59:10

lose consciousness. Yeah, that's exactly it wake

59:13

her up, and then you're the girl for the job,

59:15

Aaron. Okay, okay,

59:20

So then we have um okay,

59:22

So then we get to Kenny. He

59:24

was sweet. He was the wrestler. My

59:27

life right now is ballet classes

59:29

and tap shoes is darling. That was

59:31

cute, super cute, but she could tell

59:33

she was even remotely interested in tap

59:36

dancing lessons and anything to do with

59:38

him, and I know she's not into it. So

59:40

then she goes Brian. The first impression row she told

59:43

and she said, you told me I was going to be in trouble,

59:45

and you took control. It's just like the

59:48

controlled the conversation. It was like, I

59:50

didn't like that. It was just she

59:53

was looking for it seemed wrong to me. I

59:55

don't know. And then they and

59:57

then they previews and then the jis

59:59

hair. Then they cut and then the model

1:00:03

kept the house white guy. I know rose

1:00:07

white guys now again. Producers have

1:00:10

like a percentage of the picks. That's how they

1:00:12

kept. Do you think ABC

1:00:15

was like, we need a lot of white guys because we don't like

1:00:17

America. Scared like what you like. I

1:00:19

don't know. She got a lot of she got rid of a lot of bozos,

1:00:22

you know, um,

1:00:25

but she kept you know, you have to keep

1:00:27

a boom. I mean we said that last week. Boom

1:00:29

is going to be around. It's just

1:00:31

another episode, probably one more, and is

1:00:34

going to get I don't think he can

1:00:36

keep it up. I don't think you can't either, could. I'd

1:00:39

like to have a serious conversation on his definition

1:00:41

of boom. It's just I'd like to know why

1:00:44

he exists. I just want him

1:00:46

what I want to. I want to say him time and say how do you

1:00:48

make a dollar? That's what I want to know from

1:00:50

everyone here? Was a fake job? I want to know? No, no,

1:00:53

no, what do you do? They're never going to talk

1:00:55

about anything real if he keeps saying was dumb ship?

1:00:57

I agree with you. They don't get to real conversations to like

1:00:59

we five, I know, and that's what's so horrible. And they

1:01:02

never even actually talked to like that. No one ever asked

1:01:04

Nick, what do you actually do? Like? They

1:01:06

don't ever talk. These are irrelevant questions

1:01:08

when you're just trying to, uh, you

1:01:10

know, stick it in and say I love you by week A.

1:01:13

Alright, so question, if we're real, do

1:01:15

we think first impression Rose Brian

1:01:17

is gonna win? Do you think he's gonna win? Oh?

1:01:20

I don't so,

1:01:25

because it was he liked you had me until

1:01:27

the kiss me. I'm like letting

1:01:29

my taste take over too much, Peter.

1:01:32

But I don't think Peter is gonna win. Peter

1:01:34

I like, I thought he was so CUTEID I don't think

1:01:37

my guys are gonna win. I don't think Demarrio

1:01:39

is gonna win. No, Tomorrio is already

1:01:41

in the press, and Chris Harrison came

1:01:43

forward and said, he's not who he uh pretends

1:01:46

to be. Because we thought, like, there's

1:01:48

some some stories already out with to

1:01:50

Mario about to Mario. Yeah, should I look

1:01:52

it up? Sure, if you want to. I mean, it's out

1:01:55

there. But

1:01:57

now she has said publicly and

1:01:59

on Amy Kimmel that she is engaged

1:02:02

and very happy, so we know she

1:02:05

ends up engaged somebody. Yeah, do

1:02:07

you think that the preview of

1:02:10

that lady

1:02:12

who looked anybody looked a little

1:02:14

odd? The woman that's like, no,

1:02:17

you've been texting me like the

1:02:20

girlfriend my first, didn't you like?

1:02:23

She felt like, feel

1:02:26

like I looked down. I don't know what you're talking about.

1:02:28

This was the stay tuned first,

1:02:31

but I don't remember what this, but it was. It was a

1:02:33

girlfriend, she was saying to someone. He

1:02:36

texted me two weeks ago. He was at my house

1:02:39

a little bit like the Museum of

1:02:41

Broken Relationships. Though when they act out,

1:02:44

you know, it could be it could be the museum a

1:02:46

broken relationships bullshit where I looked

1:02:48

like he got slapped by somebody,

1:02:50

and then it turns out it was part of this acting exercise,

1:02:54

the blood and the blood, so it

1:02:57

looked like I don't look like

1:03:01

we were wondering about all right, So who's gonna Who's

1:03:03

gonna win? Chris Harrison,

1:03:07

I, I honestly would kill the bachelor?

1:03:10

How many girls doman

1:03:13

Chris Harrison is still or maybe

1:03:15

not? What? Yeah,

1:03:18

he was dating? I sent you the text I sent to

1:03:20

all the text of that I don't know I live

1:03:22

in That was just like a like a

1:03:24

random they're actually dating dating.

1:03:28

I could do a backflip right now. I think she's

1:03:30

gonna get engaged the guy. I

1:03:32

think she's gonna get engaged to Brian. Brian,

1:03:35

the guys got the rose. I think he's gonna win.

1:03:38

Think he might win. He might. I mean they have a higher

1:03:40

percentage. Look

1:03:42

at what are you doing? What are you doing?

1:03:44

Do you need something to do? I think he's going

1:03:47

to I think he's going to win. Brian,

1:03:50

I don't want Can we just scroll down just for

1:03:53

a I think you might be right because they

1:03:55

do have a higher percentage of winning the people who get

1:03:57

the it's not this road.

1:03:59

I put him in the top three for now for sure,

1:04:02

Okay, Brian, Yeah, he'll go far, he'll go far.

1:04:04

He will go far him. I mean, who else is

1:04:06

this competition? Wait? Wait, slow down,

1:04:08

so don't sound I think I think

1:04:10

he's still there, Josiah. I

1:04:14

still think Peter. I still think Peter, Peter

1:04:17

that white guy. I like Peter. I like Peter

1:04:20

and then also black and not go

1:04:23

back Dean. But I don't think he's gonna win Dean's

1:04:25

nothing. I think he Wait, how about it

1:04:27

goes far? Eric?

1:04:29

I think Eric. I think he

1:04:32

really don't think she wants to bone him. But I know he

1:04:34

goes far. I

1:04:36

didn't say that, Oh you did art and said that. Okay.

1:04:39

I like Eric. I still like Eric,

1:04:41

like Eric, and I like Peter, and I feel bad I lost

1:04:43

my my beautiful blank k. Eric

1:04:46

is cute. I just don't remember what he said.

1:04:49

Guys, Rob just texted me he can't go to

1:04:51

Chicago bummer. I

1:04:55

mean yeah. I mean it's hard though, because it's like week

1:04:57

one and you get you know, he macked

1:04:59

out on her. We all

1:05:01

called it with Aaron and

1:05:05

Jojo. We all called Yeah, Rogers,

1:05:14

I think it's gonna be a Jordan's we

1:05:16

called with a Jordan. I

1:05:19

think the jackass that she made out with last night is

1:05:22

gonna win. I think you're probably right.

1:05:25

Um, will

1:05:27

you guys help me pick the tweet of the week? Yeah,

1:05:29

okay, all right, here this is from

1:05:32

our boy Basebone one,

1:05:34

seth vat Oh God, he's so good.

1:05:36

He's so good. Um. So far

1:05:39

my choices are shitty Dennis Leary,

1:05:41

shitty Ray Liotta, and shitty Bradley

1:05:43

Cooper. Okay,

1:05:48

so then we have oh another one

1:05:51

from seth vat Basebone

1:05:53

one. Demario's overly

1:05:55

confident behavior is clearly compensating

1:05:58

for his large penis. Had

1:06:05

to beat Jill Hammond's

1:06:07

at Hill Jill at Hammond to Jill Well

1:06:10

officially adding tickle Monster

1:06:12

to the list of people to teach my kids to

1:06:14

avoid hashtag terrifying

1:06:17

as fun. Yes, there

1:06:19

was a lot of good tickle Monster jokes. It was I had

1:06:21

like a few. That was hard. There's a lot of good tickle

1:06:24

Monster tweets, but Jill got

1:06:26

the nomination. Okay. Then we

1:06:28

have Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes

1:06:31

that interruption of an interruption

1:06:33

might be the most Bachelor thing I've ever

1:06:35

seen. Yeah, when

1:06:39

they can I interrupt, it was like there's an interruption

1:06:41

of the interruption. Somebody was in that

1:06:43

funny yeah, okay,

1:06:46

and then Alex Jaffee at

1:06:48

a Jaffee three, the fake lawyer

1:06:51

Lingo is keeping me alive over here.

1:06:54

So that was one of my favorite parts of

1:06:56

the show. I'm gonna I'm gonna narrow

1:06:59

it down to two. I'm

1:07:05

an narrowed down to should

1:07:08

we do basebone versus bassebone? Yeah

1:07:11

or Laura Okay, Okay, alright,

1:07:14

We'll do rural or So it's gonna either be Alex

1:07:16

Jaffee, the fake Lura Lingo is keeping me

1:07:18

alive over here, or um

1:07:22

Tomario's overly confident behavior is

1:07:24

clearly compensating for his large penis. I

1:07:29

got Seth. You

1:07:33

came out of this season strong, you didn't.

1:07:36

You are our tweet of the week and may I read you.

1:07:38

Guys, We really thank you so much for there's

1:07:41

been so many great emails. There's been so many fun

1:07:43

people nominating themselves to co host with

1:07:45

us when we do it live at Zaney's rose

1:07:47

Mont and keep them coming. And uh, we

1:07:50

got a great email this week, there was a

1:07:52

lot of fun ones, but this one really made

1:07:54

me laugh. Um la

1:07:56

la la la hole hard sorry

1:08:01

talk amongst yourself for one second. So

1:08:04

Andy Dorfan and Chris Harrison. I literally can't

1:08:06

believe that. I just can't imagine.

1:08:09

And this is I'm a big Chris Harrison fan.

1:08:11

I just can't imagine shagging

1:08:14

Chris Harrison, like

1:08:16

he just he just it just feels like he would

1:08:19

wake up and be like, what do you think of breakfast?

1:08:23

It would be like it would

1:08:25

be like we got some decisions to make.

1:08:27

I think he's really do you want to suck in the kitchen?

1:08:31

I feel like he's got a dark soul like

1:08:33

I feel like he must. I think he secretly hates all

1:08:35

this ship but he's like it's the money and really,

1:08:38

didn't you feel like because I felt like when when I

1:08:41

did after the Bachelor with paul

1:08:43

If Tompkins, I felt like this guy

1:08:45

genuinely loves that. Oh I thought he was pretty

1:08:48

dark about you to show. I felt

1:08:50

that he was he loved it a back was

1:08:52

like Chris Harrison

1:08:56

because Lauren got me. She told them

1:08:59

after the Bachelor that live show

1:09:01

where you there was talk

1:09:04

about that She

1:09:06

was the one who told them that I wanted to

1:09:08

do it because I tweeted her, you're

1:09:11

great. I love this. I'm so excited that you were

1:09:13

on this. And she was like, well, you want to do it? And I

1:09:15

was like, yeah, she told them.

1:09:18

But Chris Harrison seemed genuinely

1:09:23

show I felt the way. But I think and I but

1:09:25

I appreciated that off stage, I felt that he was

1:09:27

kind of like, yeah, well, you know, what do you do? Like he

1:09:30

was there was something like he wasn't disparaging

1:09:32

anyone or the show, but he was more just my

1:09:34

job, I gotta go do this, you know. I

1:09:36

mean they he started this job in the

1:09:39

sixties. It's been seven hundred rounds

1:09:41

of like you got a decision like

1:09:43

he wasn't get and being like maybe

1:09:46

you think he's made out with the

1:09:49

hookers on the island. I

1:09:51

think he's well, first of all, he was married for two

1:09:53

years. He's only been divorced two years.

1:09:55

But then you got a lot of time to make up of all those

1:09:57

young ladies. Yeah, and he's meeting them all on

1:09:59

their corny Where would you risk that

1:10:02

job? And that he could kill you. But if

1:10:04

you make out with someone while they're on the show for

1:10:07

the show and they come forward, he's

1:10:09

fired, but

1:10:11

after after he's after

1:10:14

they're a Harrison tweet

1:10:16

us. Oh my god. Okay, here's

1:10:19

here's this. This is my favorite email of the week. This

1:10:21

is an email from Emily Gray. Um.

1:10:24

She had a dream about us. Um.

1:10:26

Okay, it was about you and I. Aaron,

1:10:30

We're visiting an underwater world. We're

1:10:32

literally submerged in water, breathing in

1:10:34

and all that ship and we're having dinner in this

1:10:36

little mermaid kind of set up with my family,

1:10:39

your family, and Sebastian the fishing little marmaid.

1:10:42

We're underwater because this is where my grandparents

1:10:44

live. We're having a heated discussion about

1:10:46

my grandparents wanting to retire here, and everybody's

1:10:49

telling them they cannot afford it, which is true.

1:10:51

It's is true. Underwater prices are going

1:10:53

up. Um and uh.

1:10:57

I am high and disoriented

1:10:59

the entire your meal, And anytime someone asked

1:11:01

my opinion, I started to sing the Willie except this

1:11:04

Rose theme song, and Aaron, you ki.

1:11:06

Every time that happens, you chime in and you say, leave

1:11:08

her be. She's a comedian. Um.

1:11:11

Anyway, my grandparents decided they want to discuss

1:11:13

their options alone, so they go underneath

1:11:15

the table where we're eating our delicious meal of

1:11:18

fruit. And then by the end of the meal, my grandparents

1:11:20

die underwater under the table. Uh.

1:11:22

And then you pay the bill because I'm still

1:11:25

too high as a motherfucker, I'm still too

1:11:27

high to pay for it. And then you continue

1:11:29

to tell everybody to leave me alone because I'm a comedian

1:11:31

and I need to gather my thoughts. That is a dream.

1:11:34

Someone actually wasted their fucking

1:11:36

evening on you and I starting. And

1:11:38

isn't that the greatest dream? The

1:11:41

greatest I want to know, like the best

1:11:44

was it? Just like a Gill's We had Gills

1:11:46

people, there's grandparents.

1:11:48

That's the greatest. The fact that we were

1:11:51

part with the theme song. You paid

1:11:53

the bill. My grandparents couldn't afford the underwater

1:11:55

real estate d

1:11:58

I want to know what she's right

1:12:00

before she hit the bill. I love it

1:12:03

you guys, purple right, guys. I

1:12:06

want to wish. I hope this season lives up to the

1:12:08

first episode. I love will

1:12:13

you come visit us again? I'd love to, I

1:12:16

mean, will love you?

1:12:21

I love doing We want more news about

1:12:23

the European union. Yeah, I have so much to

1:12:25

report. Is there anything

1:12:28

that you guys need to say Katie's or anything you want

1:12:30

to leave it with? Who do you think is gonna win? Katie? I

1:12:34

honestly have no idea. Do you think that the guy

1:12:36

who's got er Eric

1:12:41

Eric anymore? Because he barely

1:12:43

said anything. He was a little boring, no offense.

1:12:46

Eric and I don't know. Katie,

1:12:49

Anna and I all picked

1:12:51

Eric. Yeah, now I don't know,

1:12:53

though. I think Josiah is going to make it far. I

1:12:55

was surprised that Dean was in so many of the uppisds.

1:13:00

That was a surprise. How do we feel about

1:13:02

my my new boyfriend, Peter, he's

1:13:05

my Well, some of the

1:13:07

clips, it's probably the same date and

1:13:09

they clipped again bec they're wearing it was

1:13:11

like the same backdrop, so they could have clipped it out

1:13:13

three or four times. That's true. I just I

1:13:15

just pretended that was my top two are not

1:13:17

going to the introducers probably put

1:13:20

the clip together of the same is

1:13:23

the only one who guess Brian the sorting

1:13:25

hand isn't real. Well, everybody,

1:13:28

we've really done important work here, We've

1:13:30

done the Lord's work. Here we go until

1:13:33

we meet again. Lovers, please like us on

1:13:35

iTunes and Facebook. It really means

1:13:38

something more. Dreams about our didn't

1:13:40

I just smoking weed with grandparents,

1:13:43

just getting it done under a table, underwater

1:13:45

until we meet again. Goodbye. You

1:13:49

look good in your one piece, tinked

1:13:52

doing

1:13:56

to get all on.

1:14:02

I just got one gonna bush. You figure out when

1:14:05

you're reads up this roll over,

1:14:10

you etcept this roll into

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your word for

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your except this rose into

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