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Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose?

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A production of iHeartRadio.

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Oh my God, we're back ever.

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We're so horny, horny

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girl, horny girls. We's a table

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o horny girls. Oh god,

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I can't believe me. I'm looking at It's

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like he's It's like

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it's like I've caught the wind. It's like

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I'm running on the back of a dragon. I

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Thaga with a ponytail and

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a rainbow

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talk a claytar vapor. Doctor

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Brenane to Hello,

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we'll gome to another episode of Will Accept This Rose?

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My name is Arto Marine, coming to you from my bouge

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garage in Los Angeles, California.

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I cannot believe the assembly

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of gentlemen that we have today. I

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mean, truly, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna

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go counterclockwise. To my

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right is a man that we dragged out of retirement

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literally by the scruff, and

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the fans.

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Were very excited to have you back.

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Well, I hate him.

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He is he is the born

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again rookie of the year. But then

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a lot of people reminded us

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that you were the podcast sentinel

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and that you're gonna guard and protect everybody's

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part and you might know him

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from I Carly and you might know

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him from the CMT show that we start together

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on that nobody saw with Billy Ray Cyrus,

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Ladies and gentlemen, my friend Jerry trainor.

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It's nice to be here. It's nice to see some new faces,

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meet some new people. Yes, discuss

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the most important show.

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That's on television at the moment, The Bachelor,

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The.

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Bachelor now Doctor Banana. Who

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is also here, Doctor Hannah Montana, Ariana

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Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Mitten's Maurin jos

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Nier Levine.

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I think you're abandoning the counter.

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Every other person.

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No, no, no, no,

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I'm gonna shure you. You're this headliner.

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You wait, you're the headliner's doctor

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Banana. First of all, looking by the podcast, what I was asking

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was about this what Garden? What

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was the who was Garden? Protect Your Heart?

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What season was that?

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That was?

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Like?

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That was the guy who got the tattoo on the side of the mountain

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for who?

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This show? What about?

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Like a froggy sounding voice, didn't he Ali

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was it?

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I don't think. I don't think we watched Alie.

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Listen to you, we didn't watch it.

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This is one that we saw that in one of

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those three hour recaps they did during.

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It was a COVID. They did whole seasons

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and one night and we watched

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him. Man, I literally don't.

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I have no recollection, no member.

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That's how blacked out I was during I

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have no memory of.

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It and how important the Bachelor.

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Yes, I don't even know where I am right now?

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Yeah, okay, it was Aliowski.

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Yeah, welcome

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back A

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mile was just spaghetti rope. Welcome

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bad. This show is weird.

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Do you want to be the Sentinel or the born

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again?

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Meant?

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I don't remember where that is?

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Because you were guard, you were gonna guard, you

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were in the Guard, You're.

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Yeah, I want to be the central Okay.

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I don't think there's any point trying to reason why

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we did anything.

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Well, because

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you are other options. You could be the born again rookie.

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Okay, you're the sensumtus.

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That does not sound good. I

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have a string cheese, a bag of nuts. Hollywood

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needs to talk to you, jar wrong

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era.

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Okay.

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Also as a man, I'm going to

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say my.

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Fiance, yes, okay, I

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that I remember.

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I believe this person.

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Like we haven't set a date yet, but maybe

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we should set a date, and maybe we should get Susan

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Jenner from the Golden Bachelor. We haven't

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had him on and I don't

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think. I don't even talk about the Golden Battle.

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Yeah I did.

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Well, what's so funny is we clamored

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for the Golden Bachelor.

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Yeah, and then they gave it to us.

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I love him?

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Whoopsie, Daisy, Okay, no way.

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Okay, you know it from the Dull, but most importantly

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you know it from You're the Worst. You know it is rhetoric.

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Show. We're here to help.

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New show. We're here to help. We're here

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to help.

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Podcast Jake Johnson solve problems.

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That's fun. Can I come to you with a problem?

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Yes, okay, I have problems. Okay, okay,

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great, but you know him

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most importantly, thank you as Dracula,

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ladies and gentlemen. He's back, Gareth.

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Reynold, thank you, thank you.

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Okay, wait, Henna's not clapping,

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which I've noticed.

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Well we'll wait.

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Yeah, happens free then caculates

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come clockwise.

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Tender, He's a tenderhearted.

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Be turtled.

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Please stop, stop for

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you.

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No, I believe your dad.

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The above ground pool, Ellen and Eileen

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a duplex.

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He looked like a cop on steakout.

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But that was your the dad of Dracula.

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You told the story, Dad Quila, Dad

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Quila. Also baby

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Dracula also had ground pool.

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Yeah he did. Yeah.

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Well did I tell I told you what happened to the above

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ground pool? Did I tell that story?

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I'm sure.

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Well, my dad tried to clean it. Yeah, that was

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the story.

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I want to hear it. I want to hear it.

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It's a lot, but basically, my dad decided he was

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going to clean our above ground pool, and my mother was like,

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oh.

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Jesus Christ because they were ready to get divorced.

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And then he drained it and he scrubbed

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it by hand for like three days, and it was like this

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big. It was like we're gonna have a clean pool again.

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And then he brought us all out to refill it, and

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apparently you need an expert there to refill

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it because of how you're supposed to refill it. So

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the whole thing collapsed during the big ceremony,

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and then we had to buy a new one.

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But they weren't that much, but yeah, it was.

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It was quite a moment as we were like, boy, Dad's

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three days really came crumbling on and

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my mother was like, well, I thought something.

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What happened? I didn't know what?

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Wow, the Reynolds patriarch

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didn't he did.

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It was bad.

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It was actually very

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very much a metaphor of the future. No

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matter how hard Dad scrubbed, everything was going

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to fall along like a sinkhole.

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That's right.

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Oh, Gareth, how are you?

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I'm good? How are you?

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I'm okay?

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You didn't wow, Okay, I'm okay.

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Well, what's what's going on? I

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mean, I know that's not the premise, but.

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It's been a journey. I've had said I've had a

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journey the last couple of weeks. But I'm doing my best.

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I'm doing my best. I'm hanging

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in there. I was on After

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Midnight yesterday. That was it

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was really fun. It'll be It's on Paramount Plus

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today. Spoiler alert. I

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won.

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Whoa, I

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won? That's great.

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I wanted to win.

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And Jerry

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O'Connell and Marilyn Rice cop.

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Weekly Yeah Weekly, dumb?

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Okay, wait a minute, final question. You didn't

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like Golden Bachelor.

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I didn't watch that much of it, but I was

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thinking the whole time how we were sitting here

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going like what they keep lying to us. I

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loved it, and then they brought it. It was pretty weird,

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wasn't it.

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Wasn't it sad? I found it sad. It

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was sad, the same exact experience.

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I don't every time the love

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experience the audience is having.

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I'm fining because these these people

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it's their first shot.

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Those people, it is the last shot.

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Think they'd

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be like I thought I was gonna find love. I

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get I'm dying alone. I'll just knit,

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we know, just knit. I'll just

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know how horny those old people they were.

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They were horny.

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They're not home bound yet between

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but.

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If they had DMS, i'd be sliding.

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But now they are famous.

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These ladies are now famous, and you know they're getting

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laid out there by somebody.

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Why.

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I don't know.

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Susan can handle six inches, she told

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them.

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Yeah, the one that looks like the one that Chris

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Jenner also with us.

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Doctor Katie Levine, party

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machine, how are you?

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I didn't know you're a party machine?

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Now that's yeah, she's a party machine. Did you

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you liked Golden Bachelor? Yeah that

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was good. I loved it.

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All Right, here we are you guys show.

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We're not here to talk about Golden Backs. We're not

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We're not here to be They're not doing that.

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Moving on, they won't do that again, now.

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Did you go? Yes, it was. It was the highest

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rated thing they ever had.

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They're definitely gonna do it, Golden bat

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How about dead Bachelor whoa

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follow.

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Like a Halloween where they're all undead.

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Or yeah, yeah, you could

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have Dracula be this dog, Jesse

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Palmer, you could come in upside down from

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your sarco.

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Just want him to know I'm here for the right reason.

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I still can't believe he's still forty four. Can I

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just say, just've.

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Been forty four for the last six seasons, right, I

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mean, good for him? Yeah, it's not true.

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Is he growing on you?

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I mean only in the sense that you get used

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to a growth.

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Okay, are are you? How are you feeling about

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the gal who is your crush?

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Well? You know it was weird. Uh.

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I was sort of saying this to Jerry before you know.

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I'm starting to get to the point where I'm like, I don't

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think any if I I

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I play it Like even when I would be on dating apps,

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I would play so far into the relationship

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in my head where I'd be like, this couldn't work.

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She likes Frisbee this. They're all

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so young. I'm too old,

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so I feel like it couldn't happen.

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So now I really but if I must

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pick, she got eliminated.

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Erica, Erica, Erica, where is the

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top ROWP.

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I also like the way she was looking at people like they were

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crazy. Yes, that was important, Yes,

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a straight man.

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She seems like.

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When what's her name? This is uh no

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Maria Ca.

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Yeah. Yes.

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Everybody else had sort of like got

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angry, but she got quizzically.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, this is bananas.

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You're just kind of cookie.

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She seems like she had a sense of humor that She also seemed

10:04

like she's like, you know what, I'm hot.

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This is kind of a weird experience.

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I'm just gonna take it with a grain of salt, like

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this has been I don't need to win Joey's. It's

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okay if I do, If it's okay, if I don't, like, I'm

10:14

just gonna enjoy the ride.

10:15

Yeah, okay, so here we are.

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I think she's one of the most beautiful people.

10:19

She's they

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seem to have chemistry.

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I was shocked that he cut.

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Her well, I'm wondering if he didn't have chemistry,

10:27

if there were conversations that we didn't see.

10:30

Yeah, he was just like he seemed.

10:32

To like kind of the like country

10:35

more like like like the Jess

10:37

or the Daisy, like he likes

10:39

you know what I mean.

10:40

I mean, Jess is is what?

10:42

Okay, So here we are. We're starting now this season.

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They're starting off with like every episode

10:46

so far, he's something devastating.

10:48

It's a weird. Yeah, that's a new format.

10:50

It's weird.

10:51

They're teasing. It's like the Breaking Bad,

10:53

it's breaking Bachelor.

10:54

It's breaking bad, breaking bad, breaking

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bad.

10:57

Because I thought that was from the first one.

11:00

Yeah, but yeah, I was like, oh shit.

11:02

They did it again.

11:03

I wonder if it's a click bait to get you to keep

11:05

watching.

11:07

The tricks into me like he's never gonna find

11:09

love.

11:10

Yeah, he's doing it in Golden Batch, and I think they realize

11:12

it works. It works

11:14

if someone's crying over a wedding dress.

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Now, Doctor Brenet, we missed episode.

11:19

Yeah, we missed you last week. Overall,

11:21

have you enjoyed the first two episodes because we didn't

11:23

get to talk to you?

11:24

Yeah, you know, I think it's good to

11:26

watch a bachelor you actually find

11:29

appealing.

11:29

Yes, I mean I actually feel like this is the first guy in

11:31

a long time that the women actually are attracted

11:34

to, like because Zach, Yeah,

11:36

Zach, and I also appreciate that

11:38

they're not he's not letting them do like a shower.

11:41

He was like, He's like, well, like when he was flipping

11:43

the tires, like but then he had

11:45

his shirt off flipping the tire and he's like, well, you all have.

11:47

Your shirts on, so I'll put mine.

11:49

Like he seems like he doesn't want to do the shirts

11:51

offt shower thing that they all don't.

11:52

Like super ripped, Like he's he's fit, but he's

11:55

not super ripped.

11:55

He's got tennis bud Yeah.

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Yeah, hot, he's got tennis.

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Look, he's got a hot I mean he's got a hot body.

12:02

Yeah good, I got a great body

12:03

from.

12:05

Yeah yeah, okay, horny girl,

12:07

horny girl.

12:08

I did call one thing, which is that Jess would

12:10

be the villain.

12:11

That was my villain?

12:12

You did I send her eyebrows alone, tell

12:14

you everything?

12:15

Yeah. Wow.

12:16

Do you think they're micro bladed?

12:18

I think they're macro blade.

12:19

No, I don't think so.

12:20

I don't know how you get an exciting eye just.

12:22

She has evil villain eyebrows.

12:24

To me, you're so right, Well, here we are.

12:27

And the sister, the older sister who was my

12:29

number two, like a fucking idiot, we're

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starting out my number two, who's literally

12:34

there's.

12:35

A hard at the beginning. Wow,

12:38

that's bad news.

12:40

As soon as she walked out, I was like, would

12:43

she shotgun the beer?

12:44

And I'm like, I that was great.

12:45

You love the shot?

12:46

I love, I love, But he's not gonna be

12:49

Northeast energy coming.

12:50

Up, you know, I like a salty dog

12:53

like.

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She's like, oh you don't want to pick me? Okay,

12:56

yeah, all right, next time you show up to Philly,

12:58

you better watch you back in Central City.

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You're right. It's very much like marry

13:03

her.

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You don't even need a bodyguard.

13:05

She was very much like little Comptont town dump. She

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was the town dump. And I'm like, okay, Joey,

13:10

you got to pick my sister first. I

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see you you fucking like, oh

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fuck you you?

13:18

Yeah, I'm a hotter. Do

13:20

you see these tips? Okay? So

13:22

so then she's like she's like,

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there's my cake. Fuck this this isn't even

13:27

red velvet cake that I don't fucking

13:29

want this.

13:30

That's their opening thing.

13:31

By the way, where why did she expect

13:33

red velvet cake? When did that happen?

13:34

Okay, promised red velvet.

13:37

They're not banking on anyone paying enough.

13:39

Attention because I'm in psychiatic.

13:41

I'm looking for the plot holes in there, like, wait

13:44

a minute, was she what

13:48

she's promised? Did

13:51

you have a writer?

13:53

Are you her manager?

13:54

I'm her manager? Now, weirdo,

14:01

Look, we're on board. Please

14:03

halt.

14:04

For Jerry,

14:06

it's called.

14:08

Complaining.

14:09

It's not a personality. So

14:11

let's fix that.

14:12

His agency is called We're on board.

14:15

We're thinking a third eyebrow. How do you feel

14:17

about that? We only take

14:19

older sisters, all.

14:20

Right, twins?

14:23

Okay? So then so then we see Joey

14:26

giving t Jesse a

14:28

tennis lesson?

14:29

Now, anna must we do this?

14:31

By the way, if Jesse has never played

14:33

tennis.

14:34

Goddamn natural, he was a fucking natural.

14:36

Why must we do this?

14:37

He's got to have played before.

14:39

But why must we pretend that

14:41

these are friends?

14:44

Well, I mean, I mean job, but

14:46

it's come on because

14:49

it's Jesse, But just host

14:51

the goddamn show. Jesse my

14:53

best friend, my best friend ever. Me

14:55

and Joey Joey Jesse. Yeah,

14:58

buddies, Jesse, joe It must

15:00

be horrible to be the bat. You must, I bet you.

15:02

If you're Joey, You're like the worst part of this is having

15:05

like hang out with Jesse.

15:06

Not because he's a prick, yes, but that level

15:08

of.

15:08

Anxiety to be like I gotta like

15:10

like bff with him while he's like just beening.

15:12

Like hey, awesome, dude, this will be great. Well

15:15

you're like hitting like little dingers his way, like good

15:17

stuff? How was that awkward?

15:20

Are we filming?

15:21

What is this show?

15:23

I mean, look,

15:25

I guess I've just drank the coolie and I'm

15:28

like, okay, I'll take him over

15:30

Chris Harrison.

15:31

Yeah, I would too, Oh for sure.

15:32

By the way, real quick, when I was going

15:35

to watch the new one last week, you

15:38

know before it airs, like Hulu just

15:40

took me to like a season of the Bachelor.

15:42

So I was like, oh, it's the new season and I pressed

15:44

play and Chris Harrison was like we're outside

15:47

the Hollywood Theater and I'm like, they brought it back.

15:50

I was like, what, he looks

15:53

great?

15:54

Get forty four again?

15:56

They kill him getting

15:58

canceled.

15:59

Yeah, but then I'll like double breasted suit.

16:03

Haven't been in for ages.

16:05

He's got an afro. It

16:08

really was starling because I thought they brought

16:10

it back for a quick thing at the beginning.

16:12

I was like, what did they?

16:14

Yeah?

16:16

Yeah yeah.

16:19

Boot cut diesels is

16:22

held in

16:26

a horse and carriage when

16:29

so dry like a maid.

16:33

Boot cut Diesel such a

16:35

specific era because I lived

16:37

in those lived in.

16:41

The footage is out there.

16:43

I lo a boot cut lucky, you

16:46

like the Luckies. I was a boot cut lucky

16:49

with a platform boot.

16:50

Yeah, yeah you were Wow.

16:53

Chunky belt a hunky

16:55

belt. It's tough to hear a junky

16:57

belt cut chunky.

17:00

Now help us, Katie?

17:02

Were you?

17:04

Oh?

17:04

Yeah, we love Diesel, not diesel,

17:06

but.

17:08

Lucky. You're lucky.

17:10

I love.

17:12

Was like someone was famous in the early

17:15

two thousand.

17:15

Guess I

17:19

guess who was on Nickelodeon. That's

17:23

what they dressed. Kid's

17:25

choice words.

17:29

I've got twenty of them to bear up there

17:31

with the glimpse.

17:32

I've seen them at your house.

17:33

Yeah they're okay,

17:39

where did you wear?

17:39

I need a photo? Can I see you? Can

17:42

we see.

17:44

Google?

17:45

That's the make Jerry Google himself.

17:49

This is always history in a auto

17:51

fill.

17:52

It's just auto filled immediate JA And

17:54

it's like Jerry bout

17:58

cut.

18:04

No, we're

18:06

on consistent ensemble the whole

18:08

time you.

18:09

Were You're okay, never

18:11

goes out new ballance, you're.

18:13

C balance, but jeans

18:16

pirate. Sure, very

18:21

contradictory.

18:22

Oh here we go.

18:23

Looks like it was done on a nine dollars budget.

18:27

No, you can't see the ankles.

18:29

Okay, we need to go to a red carpet.

18:31

You need trainer ankle picks. I got those

18:34

in their I

18:37

thought we were doing candor.

18:39

Okay, wait, oh here's a video.

18:41

This it's a YouTube video.

18:42

Okay, wait, can we do get go

18:44

to Geddy Images Jerry Trader early

18:47

like the oldest rail

18:49

to Ken.

18:52

This is the show.

18:53

Geddy Images, Jerry Trainer and the oldest

18:55

to newest.

18:56

It's just like go to images and they're just focusing on my

18:58

beautiful face.

19:01

A carrot enough already,

19:04

Google, we get it, we get it.

19:06

My eyes are up.

19:09

Deepe objectified a little bit. Okay,

19:11

great, well we'll be here's

19:15

Jesus Jared. Oh boy,

19:19

what do you got?

19:21

That's not good? When they say, oh hey, that's good

19:23

for you. Where is there

19:26

is? And I gotta

19:28

go, wow.

19:29

Nice to see everybody.

19:32

You look cute out of it. I'm

19:36

gonna buy it.

19:37

It's only five hundred.

19:38

Really, sorry, that's available.

19:42

Cute.

19:43

You asn't have that clony like bee

19:45

bird the Caesar.

19:46

Hair because they wanted me to have long hair.

19:48

And when I started it was sure.

19:54

I liked that outfit.

19:55

I remember when they dressed me in that out and I like this.

19:57

I like the way I look.

19:59

I guarantee it.

19:59

You look cute. Okay, So then

20:02

we have.

20:07

The hat lost

20:09

kai.

20:15

Stadie's on the bathroom floor because of bad tea

20:17

somewhere right now.

20:18

Party animal in a train hall.

20:21

Okay, okay, well

20:25

we really.

20:27

I'd like to apologize for the Will you accept this

20:29

rose.

20:31

Cut to the show image? Forty

20:35

photos?

20:36

Can we? Can we all be? Can

20:39

we all be? Jesus? I

20:41

can't shoot.

20:42

I want a chunky belt.

20:43

I want to chunky ball and.

20:44

I want to chunk wish this white claw zero

20:46

was white cloth fifteen zero.

20:48

It's really good. It's I'm

20:50

not promoting. I'm not promoting, but I love it.

20:53

Is that ALCO's seltzer.

20:56

Yeah, but it's got it's got electrolytes

20:58

in it.

20:59

So it's like, for if you want people

21:02

to be concerned about you during the day.

21:04

That's what they shouldn't They shouldn't be. This

21:06

is hydrating, taking care of yourself.

21:08

Yes, wow, you know I sho't clock that

21:10

you were drinking away.

21:12

I noticed the second you walked in. And then that's like interesting,

21:14

that's like, oh zero, okay, yeah.

21:16

You thought I was just going that's Tuesday.

21:18

It was five o'clock somewhere.

21:20

Don't worry, I drove here. I

21:24

got to see the whole specter before.

21:28

Loose for him.

21:30

All right, So now we're just out

21:32

of the gate of the sister.

21:35

All right.

21:35

It's because it's because you watched the wrong app

21:38

season. That's where they haven't.

21:39

Boy, Chris Harrison still got it.

21:41

Okay, you never

21:43

lost that, in my opinion, to.

21:47

That way of Christia. Christia

21:50

walks up to the mansion. She goes the mansion

21:52

is so sick. I'm like, were you all in it

21:54

at the first night?

21:56

Like what

21:59

do you say?

22:00

So their sisters are like, don't worry everybody,

22:03

we've both fucked the same guy

22:05

before. Like everyone was like what, Like

22:07

they were just like, oh, we've dated a lot of

22:09

the same time, people

22:12

are like, we don't want to know this, like this is

22:14

weird, this is gross and weird.

22:17

Yeah, and then it was like gross,

22:20

all right, anyway, here's a letter.

22:22

So then we have the girl Leah, who won

22:24

the she got the she was the one in the audience

22:26

with the letter that she burned. And

22:28

she's like, you know what, like,

22:31

I just didn't want to see it as a game. It's

22:33

too okay, is it too much? Is

22:35

she too cute? Is it too perfect? Leah?

22:38

Yes, it's too much. It's too young,

22:40

it's too much.

22:41

Yeah, I mean she's like, I mean she

22:43

hasn't watched it like we have.

22:45

Yeah, that's when

22:47

she was born.

22:48

The show had just started.

22:50

That's tough to hear. Ou Yeah, but

22:52

she was like.

22:52

Wow, tough to hear. That

22:55

is tough to hear.

22:59

Give that jer cheese.

23:01

What is your agency again?

23:02

Overboard? We

23:05

only do sisters. I

23:09

thought you only did the elder sister. We've we've

23:12

just changed it just now.

23:14

Sisters culture Jerry.

23:26

But it's a nightmare

23:28

business model to be quite fresh. Talk

23:32

about Pigeonholing. Let me ask you this.

23:34

We love your tape.

23:35

You have the sisters of the business or did

23:38

you get her? I had a brother. I

23:40

gotta go.

23:43

Well, by the way, the tag is

23:45

troubling, obviously.

23:51

Well problematic.

23:57

Five minutes we're

23:59

getting to Yeah, you gotta.

24:00

Be she's too swing.

24:03

So many of Daisy leak.

24:06

Here we go saying I was

24:08

the producer and I watched Leah burn that

24:11

card. I like, you stupid? Are

24:16

you serious?

24:17

Stupid? It's a term the producer.

24:21

Why do you do that?

24:22

She's so nice?

24:28

Nine year old producer? You stupid?

24:31

Have you never watched this show? What

24:34

are you trying to do? You want

24:36

to win? Idiot?

24:37

She thought she was crying because of like the emotion

24:40

hard she had just been berated.

24:43

Came filming. Jesus ries,

24:46

no, don't stop crying. Don't stop, you stupid.

24:49

You're gonna put the fire out. You're sleeping, idiot.

24:51

Yes you sometime, honey, time's gonna

24:54

march on and you're not gonna be twenty two.

24:56

You take the fucking.

24:57

Amy yourself in it while

24:59

you're own.

25:01

Gary draft up a new card for someone

25:03

who's not such a stupid bit, all

25:09

right?

25:09

Bringing a non.

25:10

More

25:15

had the group date and Jesse's

25:19

like, wow, guess what guys,

25:22

here comes the bride. There's

25:25

a there's a room filled with wedding

25:27

dresses around the corner.

25:28

Which is gonna be fine for these women. We

25:31

all know they'll handle it well.

25:32

Oh my god, yeah with race, So

25:37

they go, they all race.

25:38

I'm so surprised at the actual wedding

25:40

dress scramble. I thought that was going to be more

25:42

of a fight, Like I didn't think the actual

25:45

like Sarah like the reception was going to

25:47

be jumping over the table like that, which was incredible.

25:49

What there's

25:51

so much of this.

25:52

I think we talked about it last time, but so much of the

25:55

episodes, at least so far, feel

25:57

very produced, like, okay.

25:59

You're here, are all on the count? Yes?

26:01

So I wonder if they're like streamlining

26:03

or like lowering how many.

26:05

Cameras they they might have a smaller budget.

26:07

And if they're just like, we don't see

26:10

my fighting over the dress moment, just

26:12

have them.

26:13

Yeah, pre set up.

26:14

Yeah, we'll get them running around and

26:17

then get in the dresses and let's move.

26:18

Yeah yeah, that kind of thing.

26:19

So then we're the limo me find

26:22

out. And I felt for that there the sister's

26:24

dad, this was terrible. The sister's dad

26:26

died like eight.

26:27

Months ago, seven months now, that's so fresh.

26:29

I mean, look, having lost parents,

26:32

like and if you liked your parents, having lost a parrot

26:34

that was tricky, and then a parent that I love like

26:36

that, Like that's really fresh. And

26:39

if you are around people that's like I can't wait

26:41

for my dad to.

26:41

Be done, then you're like around a little go pro.

26:44

Yeah that I felt for. Yeah,

26:49

like I'm twenty six, even

26:51

though I look forty five, and like do

26:53

you.

26:53

I mean flowers easy, her manager's

26:55

here.

26:56

Okay, sorry sorry, really

26:58

do sisters and like, but

27:00

like I just felt for you

27:03

know, I mean like that. The op shot of this

27:05

is I feel like even like it kind of gave

27:07

you some compassion for her this week of

27:09

like even though even though she was very

27:13

extra, but like it's like, oh, I can

27:15

see where if this is this fresh and she's

27:17

this young and like you're

27:21

off with the velet.

27:22

Cake moment then because I did not feel that, I

27:24

know, I know this is where it starts.

27:26

Yeah, you're right. They shouldn't have edited that, Yeah, because.

27:28

It makes you already on guard for

27:30

her.

27:30

Like ye're right, you're right, they did.

27:33

They did throw her on the bus immediately immediately.

27:35

So she so their dad

27:37

died and and.

27:39

He won't be there, so and so that's

27:41

for sure.

27:42

So that that is for sure, that's for sure.

27:45

It's going to be I'm on record, no

27:48

way he comes.

27:49

That's true.

27:49

You're absolutely right.

27:51

So then we have so

27:53

then this was wild when they were like, well, we

27:55

all just got married and it's going to be a wedding

27:58

reception with one group and

28:00

nine brides, this sort of polyamory

28:03

that they're trying to be cool. Did

28:05

that feel weird?

28:05

You get that dang thing was weird? Okay,

28:08

The level of extras to me was

28:11

troubling.

28:11

They spent it on the extras, and then we got Michael

28:14

Bolton.

28:14

Oh great, Well they spent it on the extras,

28:16

and they were like, Michael Bolton's in the parking lot eating

28:18

some RB's should we get

28:21

him?

28:21

And here that's when I thought I was hallucinating. Yes,

28:23

it also felt oh this is a sketch.

28:25

People also talked about, like we have people tweet

28:27

us of like, okay, you're paying for Michael

28:29

Bolton. These kids literally don't know who

28:31

Michael Bolton is. Why didn't you get him

28:33

for the Golden Bachelor. Why

28:36

didn't you If you're going to spend.

28:37

On Mindy Weiss, the wedding planner, why would

28:39

you not.

28:40

Then if you're spending for Michael somewhere, why

28:42

not get him for the that's the couple to get

28:44

it. But they wanted that, they

28:46

wanted the flash mob.

28:47

So first of Billie Eilish song, then

28:50

Michael Bolton.

28:51

They're spending it on some music.

28:53

Real quick, a quick shout out. Michael Bolton does have a podcast

28:55

coming to my heart. It's called Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Podcast

28:58

almost and when it comes out, sibling

29:00

podcast. Maybe we can get them on. I'll put in our

29:02

quest.

29:03

Maybe's so fun. Speaking of siblings,

29:06

I'm listening.

29:09

Our sister podcast.

29:13

Sisters,

29:17

We're going to take.

29:17

A quick break and we're gonna come right back with the wedding. I

29:25

don't know about you, but things are getting so hot

29:27

in here. I think I got to take

29:30

I'll pay your break and

29:35

we're back here we are. Doctor

29:37

Bannana, you have a stomach in laughing because

29:40

you have been so sick and now.

29:42

You've been literally isolated for seven

29:44

days.

29:45

It's the weirdest thing to come back to

29:48

this laughing.

29:49

We do sisters.

29:52

We only do sisters. We

29:54

only do sisters. So then

29:56

we find out that Erica, your girl, Erica,

30:00

I've never been to a wedding, never been to a

30:02

wedding.

30:02

Strange, so what she said, Yeah, but that's how young they

30:04

are.

30:04

That's how young they are, because you go when you're a

30:06

little kid, when you're like your aunt gets married,

30:09

and then you go in your like late twenties and.

30:10

Thirtieth yep here

30:13

where I had seven weddings to go.

30:14

Yeah, what a nightmare.

30:16

Awful, that's a lot.

30:17

I think, like twenty nine, thirty Yeah, I've.

30:19

Be like twenty nine, twenty ninth through like

30:21

thirty four. It's just like,

30:24

are you in the wedding season, doctor B.

30:26

I don't know, not maybe, but I have been

30:28

to like five hundred weddings some.

30:29

Persian Okay, I've been to a lot

30:31

of weddings.

30:32

I've been drinking wine Sintil's five and I've been to five

30:34

hundred weddings.

30:35

You know what. As a New England wasp, I've

30:37

learned how to make a martini when I was five

30:40

and just push it down, down, down, and

30:43

we're back and we're back, Okay, so

30:45

Erica is she's never been to a wedding. So they're playing

30:47

bridal musical chairs and

30:50

Evelyn jumped over

30:52

the table athlete. She got hype

30:55

and I found she landed on her face.

30:57

I mean, it wasn't good. It's one of those things,

30:59

right, hurt yourself and you're like, I'm not gonna

31:01

show anyone. You can't like two ribs

31:03

cracked that launch though.

31:05

It was like it was

31:08

like she

31:11

somehow got like that forest off of very

31:13

like she was.

31:13

It was like up and over, like an actual

31:16

arc.

31:17

I will say. She also landed in Laurence's lap,

31:19

and Lauren just immediately starts stroking her head and

31:21

I was like, this is the Northeast East energy

31:23

we need. She's like, no, you didn't make a baby girl, but

31:25

don't worry. You try hard.

31:26

Yeah you tried right. It was that salty New

31:28

England thing that I like, yeah, you're right.

31:30

She's like, you know what we're gonna get? You anna

31:33

make it fucking good?

31:35

Wow?

31:35

Okay, that's Boston.

31:36

But there we go. So then so then

31:39

and so then Maria we

31:41

found out that her family owns

31:43

the Sprinkles. What the fuck talk to

31:46

me?

31:46

Because such a throwaway, what

31:50

sprinkles.

31:50

That's what my family does.

31:52

Cigars, cigar dad.

31:54

Lean back, laid back, cigar satiation.

31:56

I thought he was in stick.

31:57

Well, Okay, So someone sent

31:59

me a talk where this girl knew

32:02

her from Canada and they kind of grew up around each

32:04

other. And she was like, she said, her dad

32:06

is somehow in the music industry. Somehow

32:08

his money came from the music industry before he started

32:10

his candy company. But apparently

32:13

her dad would always they would always

32:15

know where one direction was, like she was a big

32:17

one direction groupie as a kid, okay, or

32:21

and they would always sit and

32:24

they would always go to wherever

32:26

one direction was to like see them and take photos

32:28

and get autographed. So apparently her dad

32:30

is connected. She comes from a lot of money.

32:31

Apparently very we saw their house

32:34

same now that he had the big, like swinging

32:37

rich dick energy of like yourself,

32:40

you can't sit back like that, and they open

32:43

like he had the confidence of like too much money,

32:45

and she's, okay,

32:49

I can't wait to get out. WA's

32:53

wait a minute.

32:53

But like

32:57

it's not too late. Talk to the.

33:00

Working on it. Ho is it Sprinkle's

33:02

cupcakes?

33:03

No, No, it's called like the Jubilee Candy Company

33:05

Canadian.

33:06

Okay, question, question now, Karen

33:08

shout out, who's done our podcast? Who listened to our

33:11

podcast? Who was who wrote Legally

33:13

Blonde? Karen McCullough. She texted

33:15

me and told me that Maria was

33:18

in the Pacifier with Vin

33:20

Diesel as a child.

33:21

Yeah.

33:21

I looked it up.

33:22

So she's because she's like, Marie's an actress.

33:24

I don't think she's connected.

33:25

She's not a current accident.

33:26

In this episode, we find out there's a movie called

33:29

The Pacifie.

33:31

About a nanny. Yeah, it's

33:34

about a nanny. No, no, god,

33:36

I was like, that's right, that's legit is.

33:39

He Is he a nanny?

33:41

Well, yeah, he's a nanny, and that she's like one.

33:43

Of the yes.

33:49

He plays.

33:49

It was a bad joke, no wonder, No one

33:52

laughed. You didn't laugh on the merits of

33:54

the joke.

33:54

No, I he was that's

33:58

I thought. I thought you were.

34:00

Sitting Yeah, I got

34:02

it bombed, but it was accurate.

34:03

No, No, it was because we knew that that.

34:05

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

34:07

You've never bombed with us.

34:08

No, Well, that's hard to make a joke when you're yelling

34:11

a fact. The New lesson.

34:13

Yeah, okay, this.

34:15

Is also a comedy comedy.

34:18

Okay, So then we have so's.

34:21

Her dad get it after

34:24

I wanted to make sure everyone.

34:25

Understood what I was. So

34:28

then I have a sister, by the way.

34:30

God, so that we're

34:32

back in business.

34:34

You only do sisters what we do. So

34:36

then so you could you could hire.

34:38

A can

34:41

work stop and I'll figure out after

34:43

the show, Jerry.

34:46

This model was written on a barn.

34:48

Let's be real, an

34:53

airport, an.

34:56

Airport during a red eye, I

35:02

sunk all my bitcoin into it.

35:14

The napkins.

35:18

This will make sense tomorrow. Exist

35:22

I'll just write ll C and

35:24

the rest will do with you.

35:26

We have a couple of questions before

35:28

we get to just look at the napkins.

35:30

That's where we're at. We're having

35:32

difficulty questions. Now we've got it. Good

35:34

to see it. Thanks. When

35:38

can I just to check this is Overboord?

35:41

I don't know soon, but soon.

35:42

Okay, we need to talk to you.

35:47

I mean let's have Bloody Mary's then to celebrate,

35:49

absolutely, Jerry.

35:50

Okay, we have some logistical stuff

35:52

to figure out here and then.

35:53

We'll okay,

35:56

great, So then we have Erica,

35:59

who is your gross she's so cute. She

36:01

fed them some cake and she got icing

36:03

on and then she sucked. I

36:06

thought it was sexy.

36:07

I don't love.

36:08

I thought it was sexy. I felt

36:10

like it was like strange a sexy, like

36:13

I'm down, you know what I mean.

36:17

There's erotic areas on the face that aren't

36:19

the nose, like you know what I mean nose.

36:21

I wanted her to like go right for the cross.

36:24

Well, I mean, cake can go there.

36:30

I make my own.

36:31

Okay, So question. So you didn't like the

36:33

nose sucks.

36:34

It just seemed like a move where you were like, this

36:36

is sexy and then you're like, on

36:39

paper it should be.

36:40

But the way she if she did it it was

36:42

sexy. I feel like if I attack

36:45

you don't.

36:45

Even it would be probably about it a right.

36:47

I didn't have a good life like

36:50

that.

36:51

Okay, So you're saying I should do that, yes, okay, great,

36:53

So then we have so then we have Lauren.

36:56

She's stuck at the table crying because of her dad.

37:00

And I have to say, Maria, this

37:02

was the one moment that Maria was so sweet

37:05

and she took her outside and she was like,

37:07

if you don't have to be anything, like you could feel

37:09

however you're feeling, this was actually

37:11

a real sort of girl to girl,

37:13

like a woman a woman friendship moment.

37:17

Yeah, nice, I see

37:19

it, Makia Alien, you did she

37:22

Maria knows she's the Lauren's

37:24

crying because she wants Joey

37:27

to come and console her. She's like, no,

37:29

I'm gonna rodeo clown this I'm

37:31

gonna take and so I'll

37:34

do I'll be the emotion rock.

37:37

I like that. I think that's very true.

37:39

I definitely feel like she was the Okay,

37:42

you feel mad that the father's gone,

37:44

so that is shitty. Yeah, and her she's crying

37:47

for sure, because that's terrible. It's

37:49

also like if you really are trying to

37:51

steal these moments because it's difficult and there's

37:53

cameras around, there's something incongruent

37:56

about all that. And that's what I thought

37:58

when I started crying in the limbo. I'm like, she's this is her

38:00

thing. She's got a hook, right, but need a hook.

38:02

But on the group that you need a hook, but the Maria.

38:05

But then Maria comforting her.

38:07

I think he's right. I think that is buttressing,

38:10

that is taking away. But Joey,

38:13

it is taking away Joey's opportunity

38:16

for that, as well as elevating Maria

38:18

as a compassionate friend. She's not in there trying

38:20

to get with Joey.

38:25

He gets it.

38:27

I thought you guys would like each other and I

38:29

don't.

38:32

This is all for the podcast. I

38:34

was gonna say after that, Jarriff, think.

38:37

About it, Jerry, let's talk

38:39

out. Okay. I know you're swamped it over,

38:42

but I would get a piece red

38:46

velvet. We're all busy, Jared.

38:48

The business makes time.

38:50

What about what about

38:53

Gary?

38:56

I'm willing at this point. I'll take anything. Jerry

38:58

seems to be a pretty big time I'm huge,

39:01

dude.

39:01

It massive is so

39:04

stupid.

39:05

We're so massive.

39:05

We're googling my pictures from two thousand and.

39:09

Five.

39:09

It's done since No,

39:12

not true.

39:12

Okay, still the kids,

39:16

Okay, okay, I'm

39:19

going to go change into something more comfortable. Let's

39:22

put my monokini on.

39:24

I have a handkerchief, I.

39:25

Have a I have a I have a scarf that I'm

39:27

gonna tie as a as a as a little top.

39:30

Okay. So here we are and we have so she

39:32

so she comforts her. She's like, you be however

39:34

you want to be so. Then Jess she's

39:37

eating the cupcakes, and then the crowd

39:39

starts chanting because they know the producers tell

39:41

them to start chanting.

39:43

Kiss kiss, kiss, kiss kiss.

39:45

They start kissing, and one of theo's

39:47

two blonde girls that look the same to me, it's like, it's

39:49

we have a tailor looks the same to

39:52

me. As also that one. There's

39:55

another onond one, the one from Rhode Island

39:58

or Sydney.

40:00

Sidney and Taylor looked so similar.

40:01

Okay Sidney and Taylor, Yes, they looked the

40:04

same. So one of them was so fucking

40:06

pissed watching as Taylor Taylor.

40:09

But also I saw another Yeah,

40:11

I saw another TikTok of a girl being like, that's

40:14

great to see your all time fucking

40:16

bully on TV.

40:18

Taylor Taylor, she gave that.

40:22

The one who had beef with Did she

40:24

get cut?

40:25

She did get cut?

40:26

She was okay, so so interesting.

40:28

Look at you like the cranky days.

40:30

She was just cranky, Yeah, just slamming

40:33

the shade like I get whatever.

40:35

It was like, did she try my eyes are so bad?

40:38

Twenty three?

40:39

She's the one that says twenty three, And I said, she clearly

40:41

is not twenty.

40:42

She does not look twenty three, that does not feel twenty

40:45

three.

40:45

But she also I heard she

40:48

had some beef with Jess in the first episode.

40:50

Okay, right, okay, so then oh

40:52

right yeah, because the whole so.

40:54

Yeah, I felt the kissy poo.

40:56

I mean, there was so so so then we had

40:58

so then they kissed, so everybody they were

41:00

like kiss kiss, kiss, and

41:03

and then they kissed and they were passed.

41:06

So then it's time for a toast, and only one

41:08

person gave a toast, Rachel.

41:11

Rachel gave the toast, and she

41:13

really stuck her landing and

41:15

he loved it.

41:17

He was he was here for it. He

41:19

liked it. And she got the first dance and they were

41:22

like making out.

41:25

Yeah.

41:25

One of the one of the contestants said something

41:27

like they but they did have chemistry, and

41:30

I was like, yeah, they did, they.

41:31

Did, and it felt like it

41:34

felt like a like a grown

41:36

up. She felt more poised,

41:38

She felt more adult than someone like she

41:40

felt.

41:41

Okay, Gareth, go for a Jarris.

41:43

Well, I think you're right. I think she did. It's

41:45

amazing. How like I

41:47

loved it, obviously, I'm trying to get it over ca.

42:00

Okay, Garret Garrett In the Land

42:03

of the Blind, the man with one eye is

42:05

king.

42:05

So because everyone's crazy

42:08

and she's.

42:09

A little normal, she

42:11

she seems great because everyone

42:13

is so crazy.

42:14

While Evelyn dies of internal bleeding.

42:17

You see a fairly normal person and you're like,

42:20

wow, this is a missing Yes.

42:23

Yeah, and the land and

42:25

the land of the blind one

42:27

eyed man is king or woman

42:29

or woman? The person a person? Okay,

42:33

great, my canl.

42:36

Like such a deep quote? Take

42:39

care now, everybody.

42:42

J Jerif Jerriff.

42:46

I'm drinking real white claws in

42:48

my car. I

42:51

blew that meeting. How is

42:53

your big business meeting? I don't want to talk about

42:55

it?

42:56

Said that quote about the one eyed one

42:58

eyed man quote, I'm ate up on that

43:01

napkin, and boy, it's ship.

43:03

The bed the bed was ship wasn't

43:05

even a bed and overboard

43:08

I had that beating it overboarded.

43:10

I really fucked

43:12

it.

43:14

Ven a sister, and I'm not a woman.

43:17

It was not gonna be good from ged. They

43:19

only do you know, you

43:21

know the tag They only do sisters.

43:24

We we don't do one eyed people.

43:26

So but I am king where

43:28

I'm so all

43:30

right, I'll leave that enjoy right, all right?

43:33

I'll leave the resume in case. You guys just leave it to

43:35

drop.

43:35

It, Okay, moving

43:37

on and drop it all right, don't

43:40

put it on the desk, right mayanwhile

43:42

sing walkout.

43:43

Meanwhile, Michael Bolton

43:46

is singing When a man Loves a woman. They

43:48

are kissing. Maria's feeling

43:50

jealous and she's like they could

43:52

be each other's types. So then they go.

43:55

She goes and she pulls them aside. She's like, oh,

43:58

I can't breathe in this dress. Let

44:00

me go take all my clothes.

44:02

It was quite a move.

44:03

I mean, doctor Banana, Katie Levine,

44:05

we've done this a long time. Have you, Katie,

44:08

have you ever seen anything I hate?

44:09

I just thought I was like just

44:12

no, like, don't that's not how you want

44:14

to get a man.

44:15

Don't do it.

44:16

I know you think you're.

44:17

Hot, and you are hot, and like,

44:20

I.

44:23

Don't know if you saw his face light up, he

44:25

was like his pants light up, his

44:41

neck grew three, and I was looking.

44:44

I was looking for his boner when they were making up.

44:46

I know she was there, I

44:48

didn't see it.

44:48

And then he didn't stand up, So.

44:53

Behalf of men he had a boner if he didn't

44:55

stand up. Anytime a guy's

44:57

not standing, he's hard.

45:00

We're hard right now.

45:01

I didn't ask, it'd be insulting. You'd

45:03

ask when our penises a chair is

45:06

fully total. Right now. We're harder

45:08

than getting into overboard. We're

45:13

very particular. We

45:17

only do one eyed sister.

45:19

Speaking, which I got one of those that I can't

45:21

stand up to. I

45:25

got a one eye just write to sign, put

45:29

her on a veil.

45:30

Listen.

45:31

O my god, we're hard,

45:38

Oh my god, oh fuck wow. Okay.

45:41

But it was also funny that it was that a

45:43

to B because I was like, I'm gonna slip into something

45:45

more comfortable.

45:46

I was like, this is such a trope. What

45:49

is she gonna do? And then it was like, oh, you literally

45:51

are gonna do that thing to come out it last.

45:53

Yeah, she was literally like.

45:56

It was hot already.

45:58

I was already like, oh this is hot.

46:00

And it left something to the imagination.

46:02

But also it is okay when she

46:04

didn't honestly leave something that I thought it was

46:06

a good you loved I

46:09

mean, it worked, it worked, you guys

46:11

liked it.

46:12

Here's the thing, here's what it did do for her, whether

46:15

she wins or not. Locked in

46:17

that rose Rose was

46:19

guaranteed that you also.

46:21

Look, I'm gonna sound I'm gonna sound very

46:24

old fashioned. Okay, I

46:26

think that gets you to fantasy suites.

46:28

But I don't think you win with it.

46:29

That's what I'm saying, because like, you want him to fall

46:31

in love with your personality, not I don't.

46:33

Think she wants to

46:35

be on the show. She's got a Sprinkles dynasty.

46:38

She doesn't need him. He needs her

46:42

money.

46:42

This is she's got Jubilee

46:45

Candy money, right, look it

46:47

up.

46:47

It is sprinkles, like literally, just sprinkles.

46:49

It's just we just do sprinkles.

46:52

Why did I think of that?

46:54

He didn't like because her.

46:55

Dad No, no, no, sprinkles.

46:59

No.

47:00

Look, we know we can mold sugar into lots of

47:02

differings.

47:03

You're not understanding. We do Jimmy's.

47:06

Jimmy, Yeah, Jimmy the

47:08

website.

47:09

Okay. So then so then

47:11

she's like, he goes, oh,

47:14

you're gonna keep me on my toes and

47:17

she goes, Emma Jane is yeah,

47:20

yes, and then she's like and

47:22

she's like, He's like, well, you

47:25

know, I gotta say at

47:27

this moment, this is the only thing on my mind.

47:30

And then they just made out a

47:33

sexy kids.

47:34

It was a good you know,

47:37

the camera's positioned.

47:38

Well, well, they know what to do.

47:39

They know they're not trying to give you that

47:41

boners

47:46

just narration.

47:47

I've mentioned this before, but I next one who was on Dancing

47:50

with the Stars and they said they gave him this underwear that had

47:52

like bals of wood right over the crotch.

47:54

Whoa

48:00

you would Yeah that is crazy.

48:03

Do you want the balls underwear?

48:07

Because it's all thin. I can't hold it down.

48:09

It's like hamster shaving.

48:10

It will hold it is very thin,

48:13

hamster show.

48:14

This can't be true. It's thin, Like

48:16

do you want the.

48:17

Water bottle to it looks like hamster

48:20

shaving?

48:20

What?

48:21

By the way, already

48:24

like when you were like you a hand like

48:27

super.

48:27

Thin hash helping

48:32

super I also was picturing

48:34

hamster shaving container.

48:37

That's not what you were pitching. You're pitching

48:40

the wood that made that got shaved.

48:41

Yeah, that's.

48:44

It's way better.

48:45

Than Maybe he's wearing Boner Patrol or youre

48:47

we don't know, or maybe.

48:51

Is the brand called Boner Patrol, because I'm

48:53

taking that right now writing on this napkins.

48:57

Jerry swapped already wester

49:00

shaving underwear, and that's it.

49:03

So you've got overboard and the hamster underwear.

49:07

The overboard has already gone under.

49:10

Jesus Christ, the irony,

49:14

I'm harder.

49:17

Oh my lord?

49:20

Alright, So we put everything into the hamster shaving

49:22

under patrol faces did what

49:24

I'm not talking about it, just do the.

49:28

The city Okay, it's

49:31

not good.

49:34

Okay. So then they were kissy.

49:38

Lauren goes, why'd you change?

49:41

Oh yeah, yeah yeah, why did you change?

49:45

Why did you change?

49:46

When she walked in the women's faces,

49:48

Oh yeah, everyone was like what

49:51

you what she was doing?

49:53

Because she could have changed again and come back

49:55

out, but she was like, She's like, I'm coming.

49:57

Out Jesus crying

49:59

and she's feeling really triggered,

50:02

and she's like so then he pulls her aside and she

50:04

played this well. It could have easily not worked.

50:06

He falls for her bullshit, but

50:09

it.

50:09

Was such bullshit.

50:10

It was so big and non specific.

50:13

It was like, I've had relationships before and

50:16

who yeah, he's also over

50:18

comforts.

50:19

I know he's good. He's good. And a tear a

50:22

tear way.

50:23

No, don't cry in your calculat implant. What's

50:25

going on? What's up? How

50:28

we doing.

50:28

She's so lucky, jes lucky that

50:30

she's a husky voice and a Southern accent.

50:32

Yeah, she's like, I do just feel your trigger?

50:34

Oh my god, I'm sorry you dated.

50:36

I've been through a lot and I'm just really

50:38

I lost myself and my last relationship

50:41

there was infidelity, and I've spent

50:43

two years trying to build myself back up.

50:45

And it just fucks. And I

50:47

already feel safe here with someone.

50:50

And twenty four there was infidelity.

50:53

She cheated.

50:55

I would have said, chet, I

50:57

could not cheating.

51:00

You're right there with infidelity.

51:01

Infidelity on whose party?

51:05

Evil?

51:06

I think twenty five and under cheating doesn't matter.

51:08

Everyone's cheating. You're all idiots.

51:10

Thank you. All right, we're gonna take a quick break. I'm gonna

51:12

come right back with our our one on Monday.

51:18

Oh I

51:21

need a sexual time out and

51:27

we're back. Boy, what a podcast has been so

51:29

far. I'm just my top

51:31

five I think all time phase.

51:33

Yeah.

51:33

Well, now it's going to go down in horrible.

51:37

In the middle of it again. Pick

51:40

up the pace, Jarry, Here

51:42

we go it.

51:44

Ye sends it all.

51:46

Remember who you are?

51:47

Oh God, to protect your heart.

51:49

So then we're back, and so now we get

51:51

a one on one day. Oh good, put

51:53

the woman who's newly trying to hear

51:55

on a helicopter and at a music festival.

51:59

What the fuck smart these producers think

52:01

about stuff. But the woman whose father

52:03

will never be at her wedding, and a wedding from

52:05

full of those kidding married.

52:07

Days to a date in a wind tunnel.

52:08

She can't hear well.

52:10

So Daisy gets a one on one. She's

52:13

so darling. She needs to tell him

52:15

she's absolutely adorable. She needs

52:17

to. She's been she's only been

52:19

a one date since her cocular implant,

52:22

and so she's like, you know,

52:26

she's like look. And

52:28

then and she was also Lauren was talking.

52:30

About Colear co clear. I

52:32

don't know, I think it's clear.

52:33

You're saying it like nuclear.

52:35

Clear, co clear nuclear,

52:38

you're doing the nuclear thing.

52:39

It's co clear.

52:41

Is a nuclear implant?

52:42

It right, it's a nuclear nuclear

52:44

implant.

52:44

Yeah, it's cocular cocular.

52:47

Yeah, oh my

52:49

god.

52:55

My apologies. You know what, We're gonna look it up between

52:57

this episode in the next episode, and if we get one

52:59

of those.

52:59

Things where you think too hard about a word.

53:01

And you're like, look, Gary,

53:03

Hollywood were idiots. That's

53:06

the fairest crimer for all of this.

53:07

Okay, So then Laurens and

53:10

Joey, she's like, look, it's my fault.

53:12

She has a moment with Joey before and the

53:14

Laura and the crying sister. She's like, you

53:16

know, my dad, you know she's not gonna be

53:18

there for my wedding, and grief isn't linear, so

53:20

I just shut.

53:21

Down, so, like, you know.

53:22

I felt bad for her.

53:23

This was what I know.

53:24

There was a little moment she told the older.

53:26

Sister, Yeah, she finally got her chance. She was

53:28

like, I need to finally talk to him.

53:30

Yeah she was.

53:30

Grumpy puss before. Yeah, and she's like she was,

53:32

but here's the hilarious part. She's crying.

53:34

She's more waters pouring out of her

53:37

face than I've ever seen.

53:38

Yeah, it was crazy, and it cuts and.

53:40

All I was thinking at the moment was can

53:43

someone just get her a Kleenex or

53:45

something? And he and it cuts to him like

53:47

a one shot, and he's like, I wish there was something

53:49

I could do.

53:50

And he's got this white

53:53

striking, white only handkerchief.

53:55

If there was only something I could anything,

53:58

just pull the handkerchief out herself.

54:01

Yeah, that's why you run overboard. Only

54:03

only two sisters, you would have comforted.

54:04

That sister, comfort her.

54:06

Okay, so we had one.

54:08

Eye left, so that just Jess

54:10

cropped them one on one day, so that she

54:12

was nervous.

54:13

They're going on a helicopter.

54:14

It's hard to hear her relief.

54:16

When she could hear.

54:17

Him, she

54:20

was so darling.

54:22

She really was so cute.

54:24

She's so sweet. She feels like a girlfriend.

54:27

She's like a dream version of a girlfriend. She's like,

54:29

who you want to be your girl?

54:31

Going to hurt her?

54:33

He did?

54:33

Jerry think her heart's gonna get broken.

54:35

And this isn't

54:37

tragic in some wae she's gonna.

54:39

Be the bachelorette, we think.

54:40

Okay, that's interesting.

54:41

Or she hurts him.

54:43

No, she's not gonna hurt him. Okay,

54:45

what do you think.

54:46

Why you think she could barrel

54:48

roll out?

54:49

Maybe?

54:49

Well I don't know that whole ending with him being

54:51

like Billie Eilis, but I.

54:53

Think it could because he broke up with the fucking Christmas

54:55

Street Farm and he can't handle he feels guilty.

54:58

Do you think she will win or do you think she'll be a bachelorette

55:01

or.

55:02

I think if she doesn't win, she'll be bachelorette.

55:04

I don't know. It's hard to tell.

55:05

He's so over

55:08

understanding that I feel like it's kind

55:10

of fake.

55:11

He seems to like brunettes.

55:13

Yeah, and he's like everybody's like, go just crying.

55:15

Oh, it's cool whatever.

55:17

He has sisters, so I think he's just like us

55:19

off.

55:21

What did you say?

55:23

We're back in business? Sorry,

55:26

let me hang out my shingle.

55:30

We're open, we're

55:33

patrol back.

55:35

His sisters were pretty funny, remember they were really

55:37

are they?

55:38

Are they in clubs? What are they doing?

55:39

How many eyes do they have?

55:41

Total cumulated? What's the I count

55:43

betwixt them?

55:45

Cancel the sawdust underpants prototypes.

55:48

We're doing this.

55:49

Thank god, I'm

55:55

dancing with the stars. Do you want the dusters?

55:59

Do you want to set us off us? The

56:01

butter patrol is incredibly painful. This

56:03

is incredibly painful, So don't move

56:05

in. These are dance or anything like that. We tape

56:07

it five Oh gods.

56:10

Prototype under.

56:14

The prototype type,

56:21

you can't these it's

56:24

hamster

56:26

shaving dance.

56:27

So these are hamster for

56:30

and you're not gonna be able to break through these.

56:33

It's a bit of a jungle. One hundred percent saw

56:35

that.

56:35

That's the idea uple

56:38

the only sawduster.

56:39

You're dancing, there's no barrier between you

56:41

and the comfortable. I need you

56:43

to, I need you to be honest. You're gonna get

56:45

your fifty dollars either way. But that's what you like

56:49

shaving or so

56:51

this is the.

56:51

Shavings of the hamster or just a plank

56:54

of balt of wood strapped to your junk.

56:56

Look it looks like the Bowling Alley or do you

56:58

want hamster pieces there? Either

57:01

way

57:03

into a lot of deadends.

57:05

So then we have then

57:07

we have then they go

57:09

on the date and uh so

57:11

then they go they're in the they're they're

57:13

going to the Beach Life ranch.

57:16

Meanwhile they're kissing.

57:18

It feels like a real Orange County. It's gotta

57:20

be Orange County.

57:23

Where is that like

57:26

next to Manhattan Beach?

57:28

So there you don't really need to kick

57:30

a copter into that. But all right, so

57:33

they just wanted to make sure in here,

57:36

kay or put it on like an open convertible.

57:38

Okay, so they're kissing the copters.

57:41

We're going to skydive into the show. This

57:45

Daisy.

57:45

I think they're kissing the copter

57:48

and they have the I mean truly, it's the meanest producers

57:50

in the world. Like they would do that. It's like the

57:52

same people would be like, you stupid.

57:54

Bitch,

57:59

get in the hot how

58:03

three two, let's stop whatever it does.

58:05

Move Jesus Christ.

58:08

We're going over Tonto. We

58:10

have an eight minute ride. Joey

58:13

act like you're the architect of this move.

58:17

It's hard to get through those episodes that we have. So

58:20

then there, so she's like, so, then Jess

58:23

got the group date. Roses by the way, the villain

58:25

got the group dates. So then they're

58:28

in the Holy chapter. It's hard to hear. They're kissing on the thing.

58:30

There's the beach Life ranch. And

58:32

then they're kissing

58:35

and they have some food and they're

58:37

gonna watch her favorite band, The Bahamas.

58:41

They're great, and we find out I

58:43

represent them. Oh my god, are they sisters?

58:45

All of them? What they didn't they look

58:48

like eyes? I look like a group of men. All

58:51

the Bahamas they're all women and their

58:53

sisters. Wow, wow, didn't.

58:55

Come up the one client and

58:58

the Bahamas seems like I'm okay,

59:01

it's an actual white.

59:03

So then we have.

59:05

And filled it with vodcast.

59:09

Him drinking real white claws from

59:11

the zero White Claw.

59:13

Oh no, they make an alcoholic one.

59:15

It's a real problem.

59:16

Listen, this is a crazy pitch. But I think Jerry

59:20

is putting real white claw in the fake

59:22

white.

59:22

And shut your mouth, your

59:24

horror mout.

59:25

Jerry's coming Jerreff

59:28

Jared Circlub. So then we

59:30

find out she does a nonprofit, but she doesn't

59:32

tell him about She

59:35

doesn't look at Anna, she doesn't Shanna.

59:38

Okay, she doesn't tell him about

59:40

her about her hearing

59:42

loss. Yet she's waiting. I like him, I

59:44

mean, like, I really respect that she's

59:46

just and I have compassion

59:49

where she's just doing the best she can, trying

59:51

to like and like just letting herself have a date. Doctor.

59:53

And you're a little emotional over that conversation.

59:56

What do you think of what

59:58

happens?

1:00:04

Okay? So that

1:00:08

it's hard. It's not as hard as they both

1:00:10

are as hard. It's hard, as

1:00:12

hard as overboard.

1:00:14

They're both as hard as it is. Okay.

1:00:17

So then so

1:00:20

then we have there

1:00:23

watching the Bahamas.

1:00:24

They said they made him dance on stage.

1:00:26

They dance sound so cringe.

1:00:29

Water bottle no, I'm not kidding. Surprised

1:00:32

that didn't happen.

1:00:33

I want that didn't happen.

1:00:35

So then she goes, I

1:00:38

feel it, she says, I feel sad sometimes

1:00:40

I want to tell him. So then they go for

1:00:42

dinner and it's like it's

1:00:45

I mean, I feel for her as a

1:00:47

person who's been on dates with people who are

1:00:49

like, so are your parents? He still family

1:00:51

in Rhde Island. You're like kinda, You're

1:00:54

like, you have things to hide when you

1:00:56

don't want to freak people out, and they're like, so

1:00:58

are you close.

1:00:59

With you you're still married?

1:01:01

You're like, do you have one above your

1:01:03

whole life?

1:01:05

You're just sitting there.

1:01:06

When you're trying to hide things and when

1:01:08

people are asking you things. I mean like this is

1:01:10

different than but like like when

1:01:13

you feel like you don't want to overwhelm somebody

1:01:15

with something that might scare that.

1:01:17

With this episode, this is a hard episode to watch,

1:01:19

this second episode, And I want to know

1:01:21

if every second episode of the Bachelor is

1:01:23

like quickly, we have

1:01:25

to speed run our trauma. We

1:01:28

have to tell you what makes me unique and

1:01:30

what the thing is, what that my thing is? And

1:01:32

I'm gonna cry, But they all cry

1:01:34

about whatever the thing by

1:01:37

design, But I.

1:01:38

Do think hers is something that he did need

1:01:40

to know because it's early enough

1:01:42

in the season that would be weird if it took long

1:01:44

like he needed to know.

1:01:46

It is true, though, you have to like unfurl

1:01:49

your personality your trauma so

1:01:51

quickly.

1:01:52

But if it's a date like this, it makes a little

1:01:54

more sense.

1:01:55

But it is it's like competitive trauma

1:02:00

crying.

1:02:00

Yeah, So we found out every

1:02:02

single yes.

1:02:05

But this one is the one of all of them.

1:02:07

I mean, yes, this is the only one that I'm

1:02:09

like, she does have to just let him go, because

1:02:11

I do believe it's that she's saying

1:02:13

that she has to see his eye. And I

1:02:15

actually felt like at the road at the Rose

1:02:18

ceremony, I felt like he was kind of like actually

1:02:20

being mindful of her and kind of like I've

1:02:23

noticed he. I felt like he was like making sure that

1:02:25

she understood, which was sweet. And so we find

1:02:27

out that at eleven years old, she had a like

1:02:29

a stroke like seizure and she got

1:02:31

sick and she couldn't walk a block and she found

1:02:33

it she has lime diseases. Horrud horrible,

1:02:36

horrible.

1:02:37

So then I thought she was just.

1:02:39

Going to say, I know the hearing thing, but

1:02:41

it was like it was a lot of history.

1:02:43

I mean it was a lot. It was a lot.

1:02:46

But I think it's connected because lime disease

1:02:48

does attack your nervous system.

1:02:49

Yeah, I could. I think I think that's

1:02:51

I think that's sort of like how this led to

1:02:53

that led to that.

1:02:54

Then she went to Germany.

1:02:55

So then she went to Germany and she was.

1:02:57

Actually have really good lime research there, so few.

1:03:00

Lime disease is it scares

1:03:02

me someone who constantly.

1:03:06

And so and so. Also just if you go to

1:03:08

the northeast where like because growing up

1:03:10

in a town that everybody where check

1:03:12

also if you do stay there, just check and see if you have like

1:03:15

the bullet mark on your like and then

1:03:17

go and me you got to go immediately for

1:03:19

the antibiotics immediately and just

1:03:21

check yourself. Yeah, okay, anyway,

1:03:24

that's how our lime disease up. But it's true, like, don't

1:03:26

funk around, Okay. So then she's like, look,

1:03:28

it's always going to make me a little different. So we found

1:03:30

out that she has her she had the cocular

1:03:32

implant, cocular implant,

1:03:34

the plant and then and that.

1:03:37

She but then it actually like some

1:03:39

people.

1:03:40

It worked for her. It all sounds so it all worked

1:03:42

out and so now so

1:03:45

she showed it to him and

1:03:48

and it was just like

1:03:50

and he goes, I just think it makes you so much more

1:03:52

interesting and like so he was just so grol

1:03:55

like they're so cute.

1:03:57

She's adorable, and I felt

1:03:59

like.

1:03:59

The she's got a great smile, like

1:04:02

she did, but she smiles

1:04:06

because dorrible, Like.

1:04:09

She's so sweet. Yeah, I

1:04:13

think she's.

1:04:14

Gonna be the bachelorette.

1:04:15

I hope.

1:04:15

So do you think they're gonna enough to go?

1:04:17

She would you do? That's fun?

1:04:19

I hope they did. I would love

1:04:21

that.

1:04:22

Do you really think that?

1:04:23

I just haven't seen him.

1:04:25

Have a connection like that with anyone else.

1:04:27

But the first the first

1:04:29

date never wins for the guys.

1:04:32

The first date falls hard, and then they keep them

1:04:35

apart for like eight episodes and then they

1:04:37

never get it back.

1:04:39

It is such a pattern they do that, and then they

1:04:41

get horny for sexy sixty time.

1:04:43

I think it's like, oh, look at them, they're the front run

1:04:46

like that, like Diana had the first one.

1:04:47

On his it is early you

1:04:50

found out about his mom, like Diana had the first

1:04:52

date, and like so you think this is it and then

1:04:54

they get horny for somebody.

1:04:55

But they just had like, I don't know, I could

1:04:57

see he seemed to really like like her.

1:05:00

So then so then we're on our group date and

1:05:02

then he's embarrassed

1:05:04

and he and he's flipping a tire and he's putting

1:05:07

his.

1:05:07

He's like, he's got his shirt off.

1:05:08

And I liked that. He came up and he was like, Okay, you guys have your

1:05:10

shirt. I'm gonna put my shirt on.

1:05:12

Like he didn't.

1:05:12

He doesn't seem to want to play that bullshit.

1:05:14

And and they have the Bachelor

1:05:17

alumni Demi and.

1:05:19

Jubileelee dude long time, long

1:05:22

time from Ben Higgins.

1:05:23

Season and she was in a marine

1:05:25

right, And so

1:05:28

then they're doing like a paint battle and

1:05:32

with.

1:05:32

The rules being absolute nonsense, ran.

1:05:39

Why was anybody even bothering?

1:05:41

Why weren't they just wrestling over the stuff.

1:05:43

They sense now in retrospect.

1:05:45

Sure, so Duena ran

1:05:47

real hard and she does it was like I

1:05:50

got your heart immediately, and then

1:05:52

it was best and then Kelsey

1:05:54

won and then and

1:05:56

then a Duena got another one, and

1:05:59

and then she got the she got the one on one

1:06:01

time with him, and she's like, you know what, I

1:06:03

don't feel sad. It was a weird announcement.

1:06:05

I'm like, I don't feel sad. I don't feel

1:06:07

sad that I got on one time with Jerry, with

1:06:10

Joey Jerry. I'm trying

1:06:12

to jerif jerreed.

1:06:15

Okay, the only sitting bachelor.

1:06:20

Jerry is the team of two, so

1:06:23

trying to be vulnerable. And she's like, I

1:06:25

don't like to talk about him. So that game.

1:06:27

That game was silly.

1:06:29

Yeah, I mean they were just wanted them to hurt

1:06:31

each other.

1:06:32

Yeah.

1:06:32

Also making them exercise

1:06:35

first. It's like, oh my god, Yeah,

1:06:37

this is dumb.

1:06:38

It's not a group date.

1:06:39

This exercises. I

1:06:41

like to break a sweat, Okay, now start

1:06:43

doing jumping jacks.

1:06:45

Lame. Yeah, did you like it?

1:06:47

I mean it seemed dumb.

1:06:48

I get like visually, you're like, I mean it's it's

1:06:50

for the simple minded.

1:06:54

A game.

1:06:56

Wow, Yeah, someone won, but we

1:06:58

don't really know what the rules were. Yeah, it

1:07:00

was just most valuable.

1:07:01

But yeah it was captured the flag with paint some

1:07:04

not even paintball, just balloons of

1:07:06

paint.

1:07:07

That's a really good point. It was balloons

1:07:09

of point pain.

1:07:10

Paint and I made a balloon of point.

1:07:13

Thank you, thank you.

1:07:15

Lots of good balloons of points here.

1:07:17

We listen, we're all throwing them wherever

1:07:20

we can.

1:07:20

We've got a lot of good balloons of points here. I agree,

1:07:23

so that we have so then

1:07:26

one on one duenagainst the date and

1:07:28

she goes and she's like, I don't know how to be vulnerable

1:07:31

and it was.

1:07:31

Just in his room always

1:07:34

so fucking creepy to me.

1:07:36

Yeah, I agree.

1:07:36

It just felt like you can't don't.

1:07:39

It's your ship.

1:07:39

It's the point when she walked into

1:07:41

the room, weird thought was he's

1:07:44

not going to give her the rose and he's going to kind of send

1:07:46

her home because it felt so soar

1:07:49

and it.

1:07:49

Doesn't in someone's room, because

1:07:51

it's like intimate.

1:07:52

Yes, you just want to be like look, I mean public.

1:07:55

Yeah, go fucking get a burger?

1:07:57

Yeah, anything very quick.

1:08:00

We are here's my room.

1:08:02

Yeah, like, here's my room.

1:08:04

Yeah.

1:08:05

I've thought it as a comic and it is not a good

1:08:07

look. Just like

1:08:09

you want to come to the room.

1:08:12

French fries.

1:08:14

Yeah you want to, Yeah, you

1:08:16

want to go to the fantasy.

1:08:18

It's a laky so.

1:08:21

Sorry, it's not that Keith, it's not

1:08:23

tell me everything bad that happened to you.

1:08:27

I mean he's thinking someone on a helicopter ride.

1:08:29

And then here's what you do. You want to come to my

1:08:31

room. Let's Sharon

1:08:34

Ottoman.

1:08:34

Yeah you like, And there's nothing to it.

1:08:36

It's just a conversation.

1:08:38

Yeah, you're a hook.

1:08:40

So she's like, so she grew up. She

1:08:44

grew up in an African household, and she's the first

1:08:46

girl child, and she was always cleaning up

1:08:48

and taking care of the younger children and cooking

1:08:50

and cleaning, and so failure

1:08:52

is not an option for her. She just has to keep

1:08:54

going. She's lovely. She

1:08:57

started crying and he wiped it. He's good at

1:08:59

wiping the tears.

1:09:00

Love to wipe a tear.

1:09:01

The idea that he's kerchiefed always, and he's

1:09:03

like, man, I wish I had some.

1:09:05

He's always kerchiefed up, and he just

1:09:08

uses his disgusting to like,

1:09:10

smear it.

1:09:13

You cur chiefed up?

1:09:16

Lot's coming out?

1:09:17

Did you not live through COVID bro.

1:09:20

Let me sneeze him off?

1:09:22

That's weird. Yeah, that's

1:09:24

weird.

1:09:25

Yeah, Okay, they're all crying.

1:09:27

They're all all crying, every

1:09:29

single one. It was just like, whoa.

1:09:32

Meanwhy you know what, We're

1:09:34

going to take a break and we're going to come back to

1:09:36

the temperamental

1:09:38

rose ceremony and you know what, and

1:09:41

I'm going to call it post of the week. I

1:09:43

think it's not just tweek.

1:09:46

Okay, I'm regressive.

1:09:53

Bone zone.

1:09:55

Let's get in the bone zone guys, and

1:10:00

were back.

1:10:00

We are? Guy, Come

1:10:03

on, how is your stretch? It's

1:10:06

so good?

1:10:06

So good? Did you do on your break? Did

1:10:10

you get anything fun?

1:10:12

Me?

1:10:12

Neither?

1:10:13

I paid it paid on

1:10:18

ven I paid. Make sure

1:10:20

it's private.

1:10:21

Okay, yes, yes, okay,

1:10:24

here we are so I

1:10:27

so so we find so

1:10:29

then here we go to the big did

1:10:31

you see the age battle?

1:10:33

Now you're gonna love this all

1:10:36

right? So what's her name?

1:10:38

You're not gonna love?

1:10:39

Medina is thirty one and she's

1:10:42

really struggling because she's thirty

1:10:44

one and I don't know if you.

1:10:46

Know, it's Kelsey t also thirty one.

1:10:47

Yeah. She's like, I'm the oldest one here, ancient

1:10:50

and she's like it's like, I'm worried my

1:10:53

time is running out. I think I did yes

1:10:55

right, my time.

1:10:56

Is running out.

1:10:57

And Mario was like, what the fuck I'm

1:11:00

twenty nine, like, and she had a point.

1:11:02

She was like I think that's fucking awesome,

1:11:05

Like if Duey likes you, that's cool.

1:11:07

Like you just have it, like there's nothing wrong

1:11:09

with that, Like he doesn't like why

1:11:12

who cares? You know? And

1:11:14

Andia but like Medina is so close to Deef.

1:11:16

Yeah, Medina was like so close.

1:11:18

Was like I'm sure I think she's the wrong bachelor.

1:11:21

She was literally like I'm thirty one, I'm disgusting.

1:11:23

And I was like, so then I have

1:11:26

to say Maria had a point. She was like girl,

1:11:28

like what the fuck? Even though Maria

1:11:31

is absolutely off her like

1:11:33

Sprinkles Rocker, She's like she had a point of

1:11:35

like Okay, I'm twenty nine, I'm older than him. I'm

1:11:37

like, okay, who cares.

1:11:38

Here's the thing.

1:11:39

Maria was being kind of bitchy.

1:11:41

It's like she was talking shit and

1:11:43

and unnecessarily like why did you even focus

1:11:46

on that? Like why did you feel the need to

1:11:48

go talk to someone because she wants to go Like

1:11:50

what is she whining about?

1:11:52

I'm old till.

1:11:53

She's going to she wants to go to Paradise, She's doing camera

1:11:55

time.

1:11:55

She she's definitely going to paradise.

1:11:57

She's going to paradise.

1:11:58

It's just a weird thing to seize on.

1:11:59

It's like, this person's being vulnerable and

1:12:01

they're expressing their like insecurities.

1:12:04

You don't need to go to someone about

1:12:06

shame.

1:12:07

Somebody shaming someone for their.

1:12:10

Let me go put on my ship talking out for.

1:12:16

It's literally you're right, it is like shaming somebody

1:12:18

for their for their vulnerability.

1:12:20

And she did have an attitude, and she did have a tone,

1:12:23

and she's being disingenuous when she said she didn't.

1:12:25

Okay, Yes, well, she was

1:12:28

worried that she wasn't going to get a rose.

1:12:31

So Medina

1:12:33

because she's old and almost dead.

1:12:34

But Maria, but then,

1:12:37

but then Maria was also worried that she was to be

1:12:39

controversial.

1:12:40

Yeah.

1:12:41

So then Sydney, she

1:12:44

was like, I'm going to say something.

1:12:47

And then did they kiss?

1:12:50

I wrote down kiss? Did they kiss? They

1:12:52

don't know why?

1:12:53

I fell asleep?

1:12:54

She was the Newport. She was the Newport.

1:12:56

They didn't.

1:12:57

I don't think.

1:12:58

I don't think, so okay, So that was

1:13:00

also last picked.

1:13:02

Duena goes Joey's gonna be my husband?

1:13:06

And then uh Taylor, she

1:13:09

intervened Taylor put herself in the middle of the bullship

1:13:11

between between what's

1:13:13

her name Medina Medina

1:13:16

and Maria. Yeah, Taylor put herself

1:13:18

in the They literally looked.

1:13:20

The same, the one of

1:13:21

them, the one

1:13:24

who told Medina, yeah that.

1:13:26

Is talking about all the age. Okay, yes,

1:13:29

so then Lexi.

1:13:32

Was gonna win, by the way, Oh yeah.

1:13:35

Now is that?

1:13:35

Why? Why why do she does

1:13:38

like the painting and goes like I was a museum.

1:13:40

Yeah, she did the goofy, funny painting.

1:13:42

She normal, She seems

1:13:45

like he's attracted to her.

1:13:46

Yeah, she was hot and

1:13:47

she's.

1:13:50

Gonna win, and he's and he's gonna break up a

1:13:52

daisy.

1:13:52

And keep.

1:13:55

Yeah, because usually the Bachelor,

1:13:58

the winner is you don't see in the beginning with

1:14:00

the bat She's.

1:14:00

One of those where it's like, why don't we see

1:14:02

more of this girl at the right time.

1:14:04

Yes, she's

1:14:06

going far.

1:14:07

You're right, she is gonna win. I think you're right because

1:14:10

it was actually she actually did it. Well, she's like, I'm

1:14:12

a painter, I told she said, she actually

1:14:14

played it with man like

1:14:16

I have an art show coming up, I've been some museums,

1:14:18

and then like she actually did it, and it was a really stupid painting,

1:14:21

and he.

1:14:21

Went along with a mad He was like, you're in that got

1:14:23

you in a museum. She's like, oh yeah, yeah,

1:14:25

that was a cute flirty.

1:14:26

That was a cute flirty. That is good banter.

1:14:29

That's good early like early days fun

1:14:32

bullshit, that's fun.

1:14:33

And if you're not standing out at the beginning on a

1:14:35

show like this, that is good.

1:14:36

I think it's a good time.

1:14:37

I agree with you.

1:14:38

Because it means you're just like, all right, I'm.

1:14:40

Normal, Yeah right, I can hang out. I

1:14:42

can hang Yeah, I'm not terrified.

1:14:44

And Thursday, Yeah, that's right.

1:14:46

You haven't said kissy poo yet. Yeah, oh my

1:14:48

god.

1:14:49

And then she said and then there was another poo. She

1:14:51

said it was kissy poo and something else, which

1:14:54

kissochi poo poo,

1:14:56

And then it was something another poo.

1:14:58

There was another pooh.

1:14:59

She had another pool. So then this woman

1:15:01

keeps pooing she's a pool.

1:15:04

And then Joey,

1:15:06

joey, I pood outside.

1:15:11

I made a pooey poo poo.

1:15:13

Poo, actually pooty poo, jooky

1:15:15

pood, shooky pood for real food,

1:15:17

A juicy poop.

1:15:18

I really pood really pooty poop.

1:15:20

I actually pooty pood.

1:15:22

Actually pooy poo.

1:15:23

I went out of the boat that booey pood.

1:15:25

I actually on the boat, boy pood

1:15:27

on the boat, not in the pooy poo,

1:15:31

pooty poo everywhere.

1:15:32

Everyone's the poop deck because I pooty pood on

1:15:36

the boat. You

1:15:39

got Katie Katie's back.

1:15:41

You got Katie.

1:15:43

I like boo. I like, I don't love the

1:15:45

christ making fun of you. I

1:15:48

could get love.

1:15:49

So then we have so, then

1:15:51

we have so. Then

1:15:53

Joey goes.

1:15:54

I like that. I could see the jokester side

1:15:56

of her. I don't like the word jokester. A

1:15:59

silly lady was I was like, she's a bit of a jokester.

1:16:01

It's such a lady boner killer, Like, don't

1:16:03

call me jokester. A jokester're

1:16:06

civilians.

1:16:07

They don't know what they're talking about.

1:16:09

He's a hot tennis pro. He's not funny.

1:16:13

Okay, okay, it was funny.

1:16:15

It wasn't like where I was like, wow, okay,

1:16:17

one woman show, here we come. Like it was

1:16:19

like, okay, yeah, that's cute for a person who's

1:16:22

you know, works in digital strategy.

1:16:24

Or so

1:16:26

then Medina isau he's spreading

1:16:28

out a blanket for Joey.

1:16:30

I'm going to die here.

1:16:33

Where I choose to pass.

1:16:37

I'm done.

1:16:41

So then Maria walks up.

1:16:43

She's like like he

1:16:46

was like. She's like, She's like, She's like, I

1:16:48

don't feel valued. It's that

1:16:50

you're She's like, look, I'm old too,

1:16:53

you know. And then and then she's

1:16:55

like, yeah.

1:16:56

She didn't want to take part. Yeah

1:16:59

in whatever Marie is.

1:17:00

Maria's bullshes that she was bringing.

1:17:02

Was like, I actually thought that was cool.

1:17:04

On Medina's party, she was like,

1:17:06

Okay, I know this information. I'm not She

1:17:08

didn't go storming after Maria.

1:17:10

Why are you talking shit? And it was Maria

1:17:13

who's like, I don't want this drama.

1:17:15

But she's the one.

1:17:16

Always there's always one of these who lights the fuse

1:17:19

that is like, what's with this fuse?

1:17:20

Yeah?

1:17:21

Someone lit it.

1:17:22

I'm not that girl, and it's like you are

1:17:24

one.

1:17:26

You are that girl. Meanwhile, Maria

1:17:29

goes, this is the dumbest fight in Batch

1:17:31

history.

1:17:33

You that you are wrong?

1:17:35

Yeah, and also watched an

1:17:37

episode what are you talking about?

1:17:39

Meanwhile, made Joey

1:17:41

a jean jacket that was nice, sweet

1:17:44

and she she put on it

1:17:46

for t r R. She's

1:17:48

here for the right reason.

1:17:51

Nice. She's the one who

1:17:53

jumped over a.

1:17:54

Tables embroidered app

1:17:57

actual, pooh

1:17:58

poot.

1:18:01

With a p with a poo.

1:18:07

Actual?

1:18:09

Are you gonna chat to for TRR?

1:18:11

You're obviously yes,

1:18:14

good duh.

1:18:18

Yeah for trn't

1:18:20

know you do it on your heart.

1:18:23

Can't see it when I buy the twelve or a mick Ultrip

1:18:27

twelver the white clothes. But

1:18:30

I pour into this one that was from two thousand,

1:18:32

do jesus, Jerry, So

1:18:35

that's my medicine.

1:18:36

Why was it hot.

1:18:39

One can?

1:18:40

Yeah?

1:18:42

He didn't

1:18:44

long fifteen.

1:18:45

Colories sugar cues in zero

1:18:48

valories.

1:18:51

I love you, I love you.

1:18:54

He called one of the women, van helsing, okays

1:19:00

is cry

1:19:03

twelve minutes.

1:19:06

So then the tears are coming.

1:19:08

So then so then so

1:19:11

then Lauren so

1:19:14

that Lauren was like, Lauren

1:19:16

was like I wanted to keep it together,

1:19:19

you know, I want to have a du over of the wedding.

1:19:21

And then she's like, good for you, good

1:19:24

for you, you know what. And so

1:19:26

then she's like, guess what I want the cake?

1:19:28

Well, well now I'm fucking pissed off more

1:19:30

it's not even my cake. Oh no, Now I'm

1:19:32

in a fucking bad mood. I'm already

1:19:34

I was. I wasn't even in a good mood today, but now

1:19:36

I'm gonna fucking I hate it here. Fuck

1:19:38

this, I'm gonna go home. I'm so

1:19:41

sick of crying. I don't even want to be talking to you. I'm in

1:19:43

a bad mood. Everybody here and

1:19:45

their mother. I fuck this. It's not even

1:19:47

red velvet. I'm not I'm more mad.

1:19:49

I hope someone finds this notebook on a bus

1:19:51

or something.

1:19:54

And she goes, guess what, you're handsome much fuck?

1:19:56

Maybe I'll see you at hometown.

1:19:58

Incredible?

1:19:59

Exit the

1:20:01

cake and then throws

1:20:03

Everybody.

1:20:06

Throws the cake. Nobody's ever eaten the cake

1:20:08

without throwing it on the batch.

1:20:10

It's good TV. But if she's one

1:20:12

percent actually like.

1:20:13

This, yeah, she'll never get it again.

1:20:15

You'll never see a wiener.

1:20:17

Yeah. From

1:20:20

to the Northeast.

1:20:21

There's a man being like that's my really

1:20:24

Yeah, Like like Jill

1:20:27

Boston's like.

1:20:28

Oh my, she's

1:20:32

gotten am from she's

1:20:34

salted person.

1:20:37

But have you been to the Northeast

1:20:40

grounds deal worker? Some

1:20:44

guy named Dirk is like Wow,

1:20:46

she's a stunner.

1:20:51

Dirk is like Sully.

1:20:52

Yeah, sure, attitude,

1:20:54

the complaining, the non stop.

1:20:56

Stop, She's

1:21:02

got it all, get back, She's gonna

1:21:04

be just fine.

1:21:07

Toss my cake. I

1:21:09

only do sisters, it's

1:21:11

my policy too.

1:21:15

Only one eyed quadruplet

1:21:17

sisters that play country music

1:21:19

and red dues.

1:21:21

Of one eyed just Redondo

1:21:24

Beach is a town

1:21:26

preach life, we got it, preach like, hold got it,

1:21:28

hold on, we'll call it beach

1:21:31

life and the land of red Velvet. Only one

1:21:33

could be cake ship. Hold on, We'll

1:21:35

get there.

1:21:38

Will be a.

1:21:39

Concert that caters only to the heart of hearing.

1:21:42

Let's go all right, got

1:21:45

Katie, you got you got?

1:21:47

Kati is messed up.

1:21:49

They put her in a helicopter and took her con.

1:21:53

Throw in auditory.

1:21:55

Hell so

1:22:01

she comes clean and that's

1:22:03

right, that's it.

1:22:05

Trump's blindfolded, fireworks,

1:22:10

larger repair, airplane engine.

1:22:15

The zoo when when it's an elephant meeting, it's

1:22:17

perfect.

1:22:18

She'll be at the gage.

1:22:19

Yeah, okay, all

1:22:21

right, so look, can we just

1:22:23

say, Erica don't be at the

1:22:25

rose ceremony?

1:22:26

And he cut Erica, cut Erica, he

1:22:28

cut Taylor, he cut Marlena.

1:22:31

The one who worked for the Trump and.

1:22:32

Then sure her Trump.

1:22:34

Yeah, she's in the she was in the Trump administration.

1:22:36

What the fun?

1:22:37

Yeah? Yeah, go look at her Instagram.

1:22:39

She is standing photos next home.

1:22:41

Being like all right, okay,

1:22:43

all right, and who else went all

1:22:46

right? Who do you think it's gonna win? Okay, we're

1:22:48

gonna we're gonna do our reviews.

1:22:50

You guys.

1:22:51

Hey, doctor B and Anna

1:22:54

were up to like it

1:22:56

says two point five, So let's up

1:22:58

to two thousand and four undred fifty six ratings. That's

1:23:00

good.

1:23:01

Yeah, because what do we want.

1:23:02

To get to by the end of this year. We want to get to three.

1:23:05

We want to get to three.

1:23:06

We can do that.

1:23:08

I mean literally, that's like fifty a month.

1:23:10

Yeah.

1:23:11

Can you guys just go borrow your

1:23:13

like cousin's phone or whatever, just like if you're

1:23:15

out at a bar or whatever, just like take somebody his phone,

1:23:17

go onto the podcast app, open it up, and

1:23:19

literally just tap to rate five and if you want

1:23:21

to, you can do a shortened suite. But we got some

1:23:24

fun new reviews.

1:23:27

Here's what we got. Five

1:23:29

stars.

1:23:30

This podcast inspired my and it cuts

1:23:32

it off, so I don't know what it says, but I'm going to say

1:23:34

inspired myself to become a champion.

1:23:37

To say that I love this podcast? Is this from

1:23:39

Andrea in Great Falls? Hi, Andrea?

1:23:42

To say that I love this podcast is an

1:23:44

understatement. I started with Golden

1:23:46

Bachelor and I am now fully obsessed

1:23:48

and completely late to the party. Well, welcome to the party.

1:23:51

And boy was this a good episode. This is a party.

1:23:53

One suggestion? All right, she's got a suggestion,

1:23:56

doctor Banana. Okay, maybe make your

1:23:58

draft power point printable so we

1:24:00

can use it at home to make notes or is

1:24:02

that copyright infringement to

1:24:06

maybe put that one page up somewhere

1:24:09

so basically it's on the ABC website. You can

1:24:11

literally go look at It's all on the ABC website

1:24:14

on the cast page.

1:24:15

So you just stating that out, just

1:24:18

like upload it. She's going

1:24:20

to make it turn into a PDF and upload.

1:24:22

It so we don't have it make like a blank

1:24:24

pdf.

1:24:24

We don't have we literally don't print

1:24:27

it all out because it's thirty pages.

1:24:29

But then we just have one sheet with all the ladies

1:24:31

on it. We could put one sheet with the ladies on it.

1:24:33

Maybe yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know.

1:24:36

Whatever you guys want.

1:24:36

Just to or literally go on the website

1:24:39

and just print out the cast page.

1:24:40

Yeah, let's basically screen I just screen grab

1:24:43

the cast page and then put it on in the

1:24:45

Uh what is it called the PowerPoint?

1:24:48

So well, she says, Andrea says, well, I did

1:24:50

not spend an hour at work pasting and

1:24:52

formatting the bios so I could print them

1:24:54

in color for at home note taking purposes.

1:24:57

We know that she did. I would never

1:24:59

do that, and I won't remember to do

1:25:01

that before the draft season next episode. That would be

1:25:03

ridiculous. We love that she did that. We love your

1:25:05

handicraft. We don't really do anything different

1:25:07

than you're doing, so it's just it's just the cast page.

1:25:10

But you know what we love. We love a crafty

1:25:12

gal. We love we love somebody

1:25:14

who is willing to make the extra

1:25:16

step. So welcome to the franchise. And I

1:25:18

hope you're I hope you picked better than I did.

1:25:21

Here is another one. The only

1:25:24

podcast I listened to five

1:25:26

stars Madison Gins or

1:25:28

Madison Gins not sure. I've

1:25:31

tried listening to hundreds of podcasts

1:25:33

about anything in everything, but this

1:25:35

is the only podcast worth listening

1:25:38

to. The breaks between seasons

1:25:40

are a dull, waking nightmare. I

1:25:42

would listen to Arden and her production team

1:25:45

and guests talk about anything.

1:25:47

My only note is more Scott Ackerman

1:25:49

so I can make my boyfriend listen to the show with me.

1:25:51

Thank you. We love Scott. Thank you for listening.

1:25:53

That is such an that's a good review. We can listen

1:25:56

to us on our patreon. Yeah, come to

1:25:58

our patreon. So those

1:26:00

are two reviews that we got. We love that. That's

1:26:02

so sweet. Also,

1:26:05

we have some fun new emails that we

1:26:07

got rosepodcast at gmail dot com.

1:26:10

We got one from Danny Dorian.

1:26:14

My hype message for the podcast.

1:26:17

I absolutely love y'all so much. You make me so

1:26:19

happy and get me through my week. You're all such angels

1:26:22

and you can just feel the vibrant energy

1:26:24

through the podcast. And you know, damn well,

1:26:26

if Page is gonna be on the podcast, I'm gonna

1:26:28

grab me a glass of wine to listen in y'all get

1:26:30

me through the week well being a junior in college.

1:26:33

PS. If you ever invite a fan

1:26:35

on the show, I'm a fun gal.

1:26:38

Well I'm sure you are, Danny Dorian,

1:26:40

and thank you for listening. Okay, let's

1:26:42

go back and we're gonna do post of the week. Okay,

1:26:45

we're gonna go back and we're gonna do Post of the Week. I'm gonna

1:26:47

get you.

1:26:47

Who you think he's gonna win?

1:26:48

Okay, dude, I'm into Jen Caitlin

1:26:51

Kelsey, and I think Lexi's gonna

1:26:53

win.

1:26:54

Okay, you think Lexi's gonna win? So and you

1:26:56

think that Daisy's gonna have her heartbroken?

1:26:58

Oh tragic, tragical? Okay.

1:26:59

Who he's gonna win? Dracula?

1:27:02

Oh fuck?

1:27:04

I don't know a lot, and I like Jerry's

1:27:06

picks, but I'll go with Jess.

1:27:10

Okay, villain? Yeah?

1:27:12

Wow, now you much?

1:27:14

If you didn't let me watch twenty minutes

1:27:16

of it, so keep that in mind, but not trying to.

1:27:19

If you fuse, he does have chemistry with her.

1:27:21

If you out stars as Dracula,

1:27:23

you could be Jacula Jacula.

1:27:26

That's a different movie's direct. I've

1:27:28

on to sock my call.

1:27:32

Do we have the underwear for you?

1:27:34

It's like a wooden steak.

1:27:40

I've got the pens coffin. That

1:27:43

is the problems. It

1:27:45

only comes out the nice.

1:27:47

But you're making ardent pitdle

1:27:50

Well, do the deck. You're gonna love it.

1:27:52

I've got plenty of sodusts and hand shading.

1:27:55

It smells awful, but it's mind only effective

1:27:58

confidence hell under

1:28:02

protype.

1:28:03

Wow.

1:28:04

Okay, so do you think Jess

1:28:06

is gonna win?

1:28:07

Just to give an answer.

1:28:09

It's gonna be the Bachelorette's.

1:28:11

I think you're right, Daisy.

1:28:12

If Daisy doesn't win, there is no doubt in my

1:28:14

mind they're gonna go for the.

1:28:15

Okay, who's gonna win, Katie? And who's gonna

1:28:17

be Bachelorette?

1:28:20

Daisy's gonna win?

1:28:21

Okay?

1:28:22

Interesting, Look, I have.

1:28:23

No idea who's gonna be Bachelorette? I have no because,

1:28:26

like I.

1:28:27

Pick what i'd say, Medina, but she ain't gonna

1:28:29

make it.

1:28:32

I'm gonna go with.

1:28:34

I don't know Rachel.

1:28:36

Okay, great? Oh Rachel from Hawaii?

1:28:40

Katie gruff? Katie is

1:28:42

like I slept for some of it? Fuck?

1:28:44

What do I know? Ye? What I

1:28:46

afford to tell her? What are

1:28:48

we doing a podcast about this? Bush? I

1:28:56

don't think Joey's gonna make it because none of

1:28:58

us are.

1:28:58

Okay, wait, doctor bernatda what do you think it's gonna

1:29:00

win?

1:29:00

Who's gonna be Bachelorette?

1:29:02

All right?

1:29:02

I'm at Lexi And

1:29:04

then for

1:29:07

winning Sorry, and then Daisy for Bachelor

1:29:10

or Rachel.

1:29:10

I could go either with I'm gonna I'm

1:29:12

gonna go Lexi and then I'm gonna go Dais.

1:29:15

I think they're gonna do day Z. Okay, you

1:29:17

guys tweet the week. Okay,

1:29:19

so if you guys want to post

1:29:22

to us, we have. We've changed it for

1:29:24

Twitter the Week because we don't want to force you guys to be on Twitter.

1:29:26

So if you want to be on Twitter, stay on Twitter. If

1:29:28

you want to go to threads, go to threads. On threads.

1:29:31

Doctor Bannana's thing is at selling

1:29:34

hose a h O S s n I

1:29:36

e h. And then do hashtag

1:29:38

w y A t R do it.

1:29:40

By midnight the night

1:29:42

midnight PST the whatever

1:29:45

those showers.

1:29:45

Yes, And then on Instagram and then on

1:29:47

Twitter you can tag both of us at Arta marine

1:29:50

M y R I N and at annajose

1:29:52

h O S s N I e H. And I want to give a shout

1:29:54

out to our Queen Julie

1:29:56

because whoever's gonna win is gonna win a sleep Crown

1:29:58

and she's been so generous with the people.

1:30:01

And if you want to get your own Sleep Crown, it

1:30:04

is sleep Crown dot com backslash w y

1:30:06

t R and the code is XO XO

1:30:08

Garrets. Tell Jerry

1:30:11

about the sleep Crow, Jerry, I don't.

1:30:12

Know if you like great sleep through a sleep I

1:30:14

love sleeping.

1:30:17

Portal.

1:30:18

What they've come up with is something they call the nose

1:30:20

gap technology. That's all I'll say.

1:30:21

But it's like a sleeping mask banged a pillow

1:30:24

and it'll lay on your face.

1:30:26

That came out right.

1:30:28

It's literally like a it's like a weighted blanket

1:30:30

meets a sleeping mask meets a pillow.

1:30:32

But I like, you're

1:30:34

gonna suffocate whatever.

1:30:37

Technology and then you

1:30:40

and then it goes.

1:30:41

To the man who came up with the.

1:30:43

I feel like this is called waterboarding.

1:30:45

No,

1:30:48

it's light and it's something that also goes around your

1:30:51

ears and your eyes and it gives you

1:30:53

pressure.

1:30:53

And an angel's

1:30:56

kissing your phone.

1:30:57

It's literally

1:30:58

like, sure,

1:31:00

how many eyes does the angel have?

1:31:02

Well in the heaven of blind

1:31:05

angels? One winged? Fuck?

1:31:09

Hold on, it'll come to me.

1:31:10

Okay, Okay, Okay,

1:31:13

here we go. Here's how we're gonna narrow it

1:31:15

down to two. Okay, so our first

1:31:18

one, I'm gonna put it in Gore,

1:31:20

we go watch out for your water.

1:31:21

Watch out for your water, Watch

1:31:24

out for your water.

1:31:25

Okay, okay,

1:31:28

I enjoy your comedy. Stop this

1:31:30

is.

1:31:31

Low equipment, non chalant

1:31:34

launch a not oyster is our

1:31:36

first tweet from this person. I don't

1:31:38

know if Maria will settle in on the right

1:31:40

side of history, but I'll do what I gotta

1:31:42

do to see that cigar Dad at Hometowns.

1:31:45

Yes, agree to agree.

1:31:48

Agreed to agree Lauren J and Johnson Lord's

1:31:50

by l I J. First rule of Bachelor

1:31:53

Nation. Never admit you have a birthday, and

1:31:56

never order a cake. It wasn't technically

1:31:58

a birthday, but you know what, that's okay,

1:32:00

we have b f at What a fun

1:32:03

sexy time.

1:32:04

Uh.

1:32:04

Maria is the only person I know who

1:32:06

puts a bra on to feel more

1:32:08

comfortable. That's

1:32:11

true, That's that's actually wow

1:32:17

wow preparing

1:32:24

This is from Lavender Hayes. Can't

1:32:27

believe that producers paid Michael

1:32:29

Bolton and booked him for a fake

1:32:31

wedding. Yeah, I mean they had a

1:32:33

real wedding, Okay,

1:32:36

Lavender Hayes. Jesse is the best man.

1:32:39

Guess he's permanently demoted from the officiate

1:32:41

since Susan Jenner's on the job, all

1:32:44

right, Susan Job

1:32:46

and the Watcher at Tellytobby uh

1:32:49

Maria's idea of a comfortable

1:32:51

outfit, and then this is the photo

1:32:53

that she put. This is the comfortable House. It's

1:32:57

like a.

1:32:58

Sexy angel wing Victoria's

1:33:00

secret.

1:33:01

I mean really her comfortable.

1:33:03

It was all right. And

1:33:05

then our final one Lauren

1:33:07

Jean Johnson. It works by L J. Daisy

1:33:11

with my co clear implant. I have a hard

1:33:13

time hearing in crowded noisy spaces.

1:33:15

Producers great so a noisy helicopter

1:33:17

and a musical festival. It is all

1:33:20

right. So I would say, which two

1:33:23

do you like? Do we like the photo?

1:33:25

I like the last yeah?

1:33:27

The last two okay

1:33:29

yeah? Or bra on okay all

1:33:31

right, so we're gonna do the last two. The Watcher at

1:33:33

Telly Tobo Maria's idea, have a comfortable

1:33:36

outfit and it's like a sexy

1:33:38

Victoria angel devil. And then we

1:33:40

have Lauren

1:33:42

Jean Johnson. It works by L I J. Daisy

1:33:44

with my co clear imprint. I have a hard time hearing in

1:33:46

crowded noisy spaces. Producers great

1:33:49

as a so a noisy helicopter ride

1:33:51

and a musical festival. It is Sexy

1:33:53

Angel or Music Festival,

1:33:57

Gareth Music Festival, Doctor

1:34:00

B.

1:34:01

I want to go Sexy Angel.

1:34:03

I'm gonna go sexy.

1:34:04

Well, yeah, guess what I'm

1:34:06

gonna go sexy? A

1:34:11

funny it's a really funny photo. Uh

1:34:14

So you are the winner the watcher at Telly Tabo

1:34:16

email if you're mailing address for your dream of your

1:34:18

Marie's idea, have a couple of outfits. You

1:34:21

are the best. Thank you so much. What would

1:34:23

you like to promote?

1:34:24

Nothing? I'm meaningless in my life sucks.

1:34:26

Guess what I was on after midnight? You can

1:34:29