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Welcome to will You Accept This Rose?

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A production of iHeartRadio.

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Oh my god, you guys,

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the Bachelor of the Year is finally shot up

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to get his title. He's

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coming with.

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A plus one.

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Get slightly dazed.

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There is a male model across from me that

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I'm I'm nervous to talk to you, guys.

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I'm not. I don't hang out with.

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Models that much, but I'm

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going to be around a lot of hot rose

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next weekend.

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Oh yeah, I want to hear all about now.

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I tried to get a royal flush of errange.

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I was shot down.

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Hello, Welcome to the season finale

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of William Accept This Rose?

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And my name is Artoman.

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Coming to you from my bougie garage in Los

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Angeles, California. With me

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today is a man that I

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didn't think we were going to get this season.

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I've been on IR What is that? Injured

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reserve? I'm

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back in the game.

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What was that? What was that?

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It's like a baseball term. Okay, yeah,

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like if the if. Yeah, football too, like

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if the player's hurt and they're not, they're not on the

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on the active roster.

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Now.

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I don't want to knock your socks off, but I wasn't

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exactly a hot commodity and team sports

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scoring.

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And here's the thing, either was I

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I was the basketball manager in high school.

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Thing.

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Yeah, so I took to keep

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control.

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I'd

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sell them to pitch them to act.

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That's right, that's how you trade them.

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No, I didn't make the team, but my brother was such a

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star at the school. He's six or four,

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and so they gave me basketball manager. And so I

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have a picture that's just me individually with

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a suit jacket.

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I was going to get suit.

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I was going to get suit and a pen and a

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pen and paper like keeping stats.

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That would make if it'll make you feel. I

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also didn't make the squad, and

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I thank you, thank

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you. This was in field hockey. I

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also I went for early sports to try to

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make varsity. And then I didn't make varsity

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JV or thirds.

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But I did Third Sea

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League.

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I didn't even make the So I made the D

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League, which meant that I was obligated

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to go run lines and provide oranges

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for the players like I was

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basically the manager.

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Run lines.

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I had to like not that coke

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cocaine acting. No, I had

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to like run back and forth in case the ball

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flew out. I had to get go get.

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It for people.

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I was like, fuck, no, don't anyway?

2:33

You know him from Supernatural?

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What do you what do you want to be?

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What do you want to be known for here?

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What do you want credit it?

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Or do you want to grow up? What do you want to be? Obvious?

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Bachelor of the Year.

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Forever Okay, Batch of the Year twenty sixteen,

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seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty,

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twenty three, twenty

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four. You're also may I

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say.

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Yeah, oh yeah, he's a new dad.

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I'm a new dad. That's a baby, a little baby girl.

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Yeah, I have a baby.

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Girl a little bit.

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Can we say her name?

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Yeah, her name's Margaret.

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You are a baby girl, Margaret named

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after Margaret Thatcher.

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Big fans of the Thatch, you

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call her that.

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We call it that ladies and gentlemen.

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The dad of Thatched, Benadict Roe,

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We.

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Missed you so much.

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Hi, everybody, it is truly I'm so

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happy to see you. I saw

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our friend Bruce McCoy in London

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over the holidays.

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I'm going to see him in about a month.

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I love the guy.

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Also with this is our podcast

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as an icon A star, a legend.

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He's a brilliant comedian. He is the

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host of Doug Loves Movies. He's the

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host of Wide World of Dougs.

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you have to get high to do your podcast Getting

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Doug with High?

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Okay, all of them.

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I'm not good at hot.

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Yeah, we've established that. Yeah,

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yeah, I find out. That's how I find out which

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friends of mine are into pod which aren't, which

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you know, which my podcasts are yeah, willing

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to do.

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I don't think it's a surprise that I would, that

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I would go right to Middle Earth. I don't think that's a shock

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to anybody, you know.

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I guess I don't know, because you know a lot

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of people, uh you know, with your condition,

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you mean, it would calm him down a little bit

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like.

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Perky itis, you guys, Doctor Banana

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Nada, we are productions here.

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to our veterinarian doctor Lisa. She's

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You know her as my accountant.

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You know her as the wind beneath my wings. You know

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her as my financial planner. You know her

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as doctor Hannah Montana, Arianna

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Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Mitten's Irene

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jos Y Levine. She's gonna come

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say hi in a second. Hello, doctor Banana.

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The doc is in the house.

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How's your pup?

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Was it your puppy?

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I took both my pets for their annual checkups,

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and let me tell you, you.

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Take a dog and a cat at the same time.

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Yeah, yeah, they're friends,

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I know, but I just feel like it's very different.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, also with us.

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You know her, you love her.

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She's the queen of the podcast Ladies and

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Gentleman kat Money, Katie Levin.

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You guys, what a podcast?

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Can I just say?

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What?

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Well?

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What a what a finale group? And what an

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episode? It's shot a clock somewhere.

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That was hard, you guys,

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that was hard.

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We'll get to that.

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But I'm.

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I mean, I have so many.

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Good good for Daisy.

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I have theories and this is what this

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is my I have controversy theory.

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You just get into it now, all right.

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I'm gonna I want doctor Banana to be able to hop

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in. But I do have theories.

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I'm gonna lay it. I'm gonna lay with this. I'll

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put my hypotheses at the top of the

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episode. And as a scientist,

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I can you know, as a tenured scientist,

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I will prove my I feel

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like she was clearly

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gunning and auditioning for Bachelorette

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through the whole episode with her.

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If I can love the wrong person, imagine how much.

6:12

I mean, I felt like even the knock

6:14

on the door almost what kind of shitty

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to me? Like to fuck with I was.

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Oh, I didn't think it was to fuck with it all.

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I thought it was.

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I thought it was her more being like, I'm

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letting you know, I'm okay.

6:26

I'm just saying I felt

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like she was gunning for Bachelorette, okay, and

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that this was before it started airing, and

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then in my mind it started airing,

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and then maybe she's been dragged

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for some things out in the press, so we'll

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get to that.

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But overall, Hi, doctor Brnana, how are

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you?

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I'm good? What a what a finale?

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What a finale?

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I mean, I mean truly I

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loved it. I

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love how I love Kelsey and Joey

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me too.

6:55

I got shocked.

6:57

What a ride. I thought his family

6:59

was gonna fuck him over when they were like she

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didn't say she was all in, Like I

7:03

was like, you know, he's insecure, like.

7:06

After a litany, she's practically

7:08

begging him to be with her and

7:10

how much she wants to be in them and then throws in that one

7:13

thing. Yeah, that's just like, yeah,

7:15

I think I'm ready, Like duh, I'm ready.

7:17

I'm ready for this.

7:19

She was saying, like, I'm not just like a thirsty

7:21

girl that's dying to just get engaged.

7:24

I'm not just generic.

7:25

She was like, I didn't.

7:26

I didn't think about it until it was him, and then with

7:28

him it felt right.

7:29

Yeah, it's not like I'm like dying

7:31

to get married, but like I actually loved

7:34

Joey.

7:35

No, it's and then they ta some.

7:37

Real traders ship, like just taking part

7:39

of what somebody said using it

7:41

to like instead of just out of context.

7:44

It's so silly.

7:45

I mean, yeah, Rob,

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what did you think of I mean, we haven't

7:50

had.

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Yeah, yeah, well I haven't been I haven't been

7:53

really included in this season. And I

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started watching Busy because I've been busy, and I started

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watching like a few episodes ago, so there's a lot back

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so I don't I don't know.

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But they're all nicely like he ended up with good.

8:03

These two seemed great and but

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it's it, I see. I didn't have the backstory.

8:08

So I was watching going like, oh well, the whole time, I

8:10

thought it was gonna be Kelsey. I really I wasn't surprised,

8:13

but the way that they the editors put it together,

8:15

they really fool you. Yeah, and then I

8:17

said, it's like a chess match, and you're going, wait

8:19

a minute, you.

8:20

Know now I saw, I'm you

8:22

know, I'm friends with Emma, who host who

8:25

hosts here for the right reason, And

8:27

they had a video last week. But that was so

8:29

smart. They did some slew thing and figured

8:32

out that Kelsey actually

8:34

got the first rose because when you

8:36

like they if you watch on their like on their

8:38

reels, you can see that

8:41

they Yeah, they edited it so

8:43

she actually got the first rose. It wasn't

8:45

Daisy, even though they edited it to make it look like Daisy

8:48

got the first.

8:48

Yeah, I saw that. My friend sent me that.

8:51

I also feel like, if you get the bride's dress

8:53

that last the final walked out

8:55

like you're dressed in red or dressed like a bride.

8:58

Right, white, just wear white.

8:59

I don't ask every everybody were white.

9:01

Does everybody wear white?

9:02

Yeah?

9:03

I just felt like they were sort of editing it to pool

9:05

you any thinking maybe it wasn't her.

9:07

I think they switched the order of the rose give

9:09

out frequently because

9:11

just afterward, you know, when they're editing the show,

9:13

the decide the most drama is exactly,

9:16

well, here.

9:16

We are, Joey's crying

9:19

as we like, we have our we have our sort

9:21

of like h end we

9:23

start with the trauma this season, the way back Up,

9:25

which has been.

9:26

Fun sure a book end of trauma.

9:28

It was a little much on Golden Bachelor.

9:30

Yeah, to start with some old lady

9:33

crying everything about some old man.

9:38

Jerry and Theresa were there, Did they look happy?

9:42

They

9:45

didn't feel affectionate with each other.

9:47

It was just they would like cut to them really quickly and they'd

9:49

be.

9:49

Like, he was crying, but I wanted

9:51

to really set

9:54

together.

9:55

They weren't really like she was sort of staring

9:57

off in the one shot. They also didn't considering

10:00

they had all of these ABC Bachelor

10:03

Nation faces. It was weird how

10:05

often they just cut to ladies that

10:07

just look like they're auditioning to be young. Completely.

10:09

I think a lot of them are really I think they're related

10:12

to like maybe Jessie or

10:14

like the ABC producers. Because

10:16

I sat in the midd I

10:18

didn't get I didn't get any shots to me. I

10:21

think family members get the shots,

10:23

like somebody's wife or something.

10:25

Every shot of Jesse is just behind

10:27

him, is just a wall of just women

10:29

only. No man, sorry, women only,

10:31

and none of

10:34

them recognizable faces, like.

10:35

Right, you know what?

10:36

They kept cutting Leah

10:39

who kept rolling her eyes at

10:41

every single person who came out.

10:43

She rolled her eyes and wouldn't stop talking.

10:46

Katie, what do you think that one?

10:47

You know, I think she just didn't have the best time

10:49

on the show, especially she kind of got a villain

10:51

edit. But also she deserved it because she was everything

10:53

immature. Agreed, I agree, but I

10:56

think villain, Oh

11:00

that's a great. But I think

11:02

she also just like she's probably bitter. Yeah.

11:05

Well look, if you're the villain and you get a

11:07

villain at it because you deserve it, it means that you're

11:09

kind of an asshole and you should

11:11

know there's gonna be cameras on you, so like,

11:14

don't roll your eyes.

11:16

Do it after.

11:19

Villain, Like do it in the car just.

11:21

Like carpool with your friend ship talk

11:23

in the uber after like just

11:26

don't just like know there's cameras on

11:28

you.

11:29

Now, I for sure would have no poker

11:32

face.

11:32

I would.

11:33

I just would say ship and

11:35

have I would, I would have.

11:37

The eye roll.

11:38

Well, there with that many Bachelor Nation

11:40

people in the audience, they were really docile for

11:42

the whole show, Like nobody really screams stuff

11:44

out.

11:45

There was one little part. There was one little

11:47

bit. Didn't we have one year where someone was

11:49

yelling out stuff? Ye, but

11:53

yeah, there was one point where he's talking Someone's

11:55

like.

11:55

Wow continue that.

11:59

I felt for the family. I had to keep their face

12:01

neutral and not because when I

12:03

actually real I was very

12:06

careful about putting my phone down because when

12:08

your host a Bachelor park your phone just from

12:10

every time zone, people they assume you've

12:12

seen it, and it's like I'm watching it like I have. So

12:15

people are like, it's just getting filled with spoilers

12:17

on text, on Instagram, on dms.

12:20

Like I just had to get the phone away from me. So

12:23

then I didn't even really want to watch the boxes

12:25

of people that clearly in the audience

12:28

knew what happened, so I was trying to not look

12:30

at the family's faces in case they couldn't.

12:32

Hi, doctor Banana, Yeah, I know, I agree with

12:35

that.

12:35

I mean, they'll spoil you, spoil you.

12:37

Oh, there was a few guys came into my phone.

12:41

Be very careful.

12:41

I had if you that spoiled a few things, Like I

12:44

gotta put this down.

12:45

I want to say, overall, what

12:48

a satisfying conclusion for we haven't

12:50

had like well, Charity was great. So for

12:52

a male bachelor, this was the most

12:55

satisfying ending we've had in years,

12:58

you know, for the younger, not the gold

13:00

Like this was like he fell in

13:03

love, He picked his lady. He

13:05

didn't chase her around in Airbnb and swap.

13:07

Her out like he was as perfect

13:09

as a bachelor can be.

13:11

Yeah.

13:11

Sure, imperfect, yes,

13:14

scenario because it's you know, but

13:16

he committed to it. Yeah, he committed to the

13:18

idea that in the end he'd have to

13:21

hurt somebody yes, to end up with somebody

13:23

yes.

13:23

And then you had Daisy's reaction, which wasn't that

13:26

hurt ultimately, I mean she's hurt, but she was like.

13:30

A skyrock. I feel like so popular.

13:32

I really feel like she was gunning for bachelorette.

13:35

She might have changed her mind after going

13:37

through people like coming at her because

13:39

of the video or whatever, but like I feel

13:41

like she to me.

13:43

I feel like she was.

13:43

Gunning for bachelorette.

13:45

It was the perfect I will marry

13:47

you and then like, no, you know what

13:49

I'm not, and I'll let you off the hook so your

13:51

biggest trauma of hurting me doesn't happen,

13:54

and I'll say if I can love the wrong, I feel

13:56

like she wanted and.

13:58

Like I'll ride with I feel like she was

14:00

gun in for the lead and then has had a bad

14:02

time.

14:03

As it's been airing right.

14:04

I'm actually very surprised they didn't give.

14:06

It to day Well, they're saying they gave it to her and that she's

14:09

they're making it seem like she's turning it.

14:11

Down Daisy because

14:13

they said Maria turned it down.

14:14

Well on camera, they made it seem

14:16

like Daisy saying I'm not ready right now, and.

14:19

They don't bring up whether or not they.

14:22

I mean it sounded like, honestly, I

14:25

don't blame if they did offer it to Daisy

14:27

and she said no to it, I do not

14:29

blame her. She had you know, she seems

14:31

like she's been through a lot in her life. Yeah,

14:34

and it seems like she's in a happy, healthy place

14:36

at the moment, Like she.

14:36

Said, already

14:39

influence.

14:40

But also I mean she saw.

14:41

Like how Joey struggled, so

14:44

why would you want to do that?

14:45

She must.

14:46

Then there's also there's

14:48

rumors on Reddit which doctor banana did you

14:51

see?

14:51

Like that?

14:51

There's rumors that they offered it to Maria

14:54

and she turned them down, which surprises me.

14:58

The hooks in her and uh, you

15:01

know.

15:01

Do they all want to be like Cameron because

15:03

there's no paradise.

15:04

And Daisy got the most uh followers,

15:07

additional followers for being on the on

15:09

this show. Then it's happening years. Wow,

15:12

Yeah, like they're both in the half a

15:14

million. What do we think of the girl that

15:16

they chose?

15:17

Beautiful, boring?

15:19

I like, Jen, I.

15:23

I want a big, big, big, big

15:25

personality.

15:26

I'm like, what do you do?

15:27

It was so rough and not help

15:30

I mean, dick

15:32

joke. I'm like, I just feel like they

15:34

were.

15:36

Somebody didn't have her back to It's like,

15:38

don't be the fun to stake Like that doesn't seem like some of this

15:40

is dying to get married. I want

15:43

to do shots and I'm looking for a big dick.

15:45

Like, what is half a million

15:47

followers?

15:47

She got the most?

15:49

Tyler?

15:50

Tyler, I've seen the charts where,

15:53

uh, they show that it's very hard

15:55

to get past, Like you have to get pretty deep

15:58

into your season as

16:00

a bachelorette to be the bachelorette,

16:03

you know what I mean, It's only happened a few times.

16:05

That's why Jen is so shocking so

16:07

many people in the pecking order above her. Do you

16:09

think she didn't make it that long?

16:11

Rachel just not exciting enough to be bachelorette?

16:14

Like why didn't they pick Rachel?

16:18

Honestly, at this point, I could see people

16:21

turning them down because it's like now it's

16:23

kind of coming out that the show is it's

16:25

hard to be the lead on the show. And Joey

16:27

was not hiding the fact that mentally he was

16:29

having a hard time with it emotionally

16:32

sincerely crushed by Charity.

16:34

Yeah, but he also just he felt very stressed

16:36

by the entire experience, and he wasn't hiding

16:39

that. Yeah, And I mean I could see myself

16:41

watching that going do I really want to put myself

16:43

through that when I already have all these Instagram followers,

16:46

I already have all these following talk I can.

16:48

Already, I already have it. Yeah,

16:50

tell me what to do.

16:51

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Charity

16:54

seemed to handle it with grace and

16:57

like ease, but it's still a hard thing

16:59

to do.

17:01

Uh, it is a hard thing to do.

17:02

Look, Jenna is stunning and

17:04

sweet, and I.

17:07

Think they made a point of having Charity introduce

17:09

her to give her some uh you know points

17:11

with Bachelor Nation because everybody likes Charity.

17:14

Yeah that's true.

17:15

Let's give her some credibility and have Charity I

17:17

go off about how great she is.

17:19

Whoever prepped her?

17:20

And Okay, the shots

17:22

a clock and I want a big, big, big,

17:25

big personality.

17:26

I was like, usually they have them a lot more

17:28

tighter.

17:29

Yeah, that was really mapped out, or maybe

17:31

the show was running short and they really.

17:33

Gave it to I mean, they did give

17:35

me Elaine a segment. He hasn't had a segment a little

17:38

bit.

17:38

He looked good.

17:39

I love trying to make it a little racier,

17:41

like a little like ooh, she wants a big dick,

17:44

you know that kind of thing.

17:45

I know, for sure, they definitely.

17:47

I mean like, let's have like some goodie two shoes,

17:49

Let's have.

17:50

A girl who's like, hey, I.

17:51

Like to drink and big dicks.

17:53

I mean that if that's what they're going to market it as

17:55

that's fun.

17:56

But they kind of gave it to like our our friend

17:58

Katie, Like she's like she's had a vibrator.

18:01

What's the buzz with the Bachelor? It's

18:03

like like I feel like they won't have her

18:05

back. Are you deep in on

18:07

the Maria?

18:08

I'm okay. So Days has more

18:11

followers than Maria. Huh, really

18:14

they both have more followers than Kelsey.

18:17

Joey has the most followers. I'm too deep and I

18:19

don't even know what you're talking about anymore.

18:20

So here we are, We're at Secrets Resort

18:23

and Ta Loom is this like a is

18:25

this like Sandals?

18:27

Like a Sandals like a sexy It feels

18:29

like a singles. Yeah, Secrets is not where I'm

18:31

gonna bring my three toddlers, Like

18:34

Keith and I are gonna go down to Secrets for a spring

18:36

break.

18:39

The guy to learn early to keep

18:41

it to themselves.

18:43

So then they're like, it's never happened

18:45

before the thing all right, just get

18:47

to it. Yes, that's never happened

18:50

before. Again,

18:53

I didn't like the knock on the door.

18:55

I did not find it to be like facetious

18:58

in any way.

18:58

I did not think she was trying to with Kelly.

19:00

I felt I think she was showing she support

19:03

so all in on. I think she

19:05

decided to be go for the lead. If she

19:08

was so all in like, I would marry Joe

19:10

if he said yes.

19:11

I mean, look, she wasn't wrong that his vibes

19:13

were not seeming that into her, like

19:16

when she's like I love you and he's like thanks, I

19:18

should go yeah, Like, but like to me,

19:21

the knock felt like, don't go fuck with Kelsey.

19:23

Like I did not see it as fucking.

19:24

I thought, this is what I think.

19:26

I think she was sitting there being like,

19:28

it's not me, it is Kelsey.

19:30

But then she also together in

19:32

the car.

19:33

I don't know, I just.

19:34

Needed a friend. I think they both needed that support.

19:36

I love.

19:37

I hope that I'm not trying to be so cynical.

19:39

I feel like I thought it was positive. Look,

19:42

here's the thing is it looks great.

19:45

It all look at present. I felt

19:47

like it was the world's greatest bachelorette

19:49

audition, and.

19:51

I didn't fully buy it.

19:52

See what I think is I think she I think

19:54

she knew it wasn't her, but I think she kind

19:56

of was like, you know what, I'm just gonna it

19:59

seems like she and kell genuinely like each

20:01

other. Asss happened, But I think

20:03

she wanted that. I think she wanted

20:05

to know for sure. But why That's why she goes to

20:07

her and as soon as she goes, well, yeah, I don't she made

20:10

Kelsey go first, like why not? I don't

20:12

know, I don't know what do you mean? Make Kelsey like when

20:14

she said, what was yours?

20:15

Like, I just like if Kelsey had said, I

20:17

don't know, I didn't feel that validated. Would

20:19

she have stated it?

20:21

Do you know what I mean? Like if Kelsey had.

20:23

I don't have the full backstory, but I believed

20:26

it.

20:27

I didn't think it was facetious at all. Like I thought

20:29

there was no malice in what she was doing. I thought

20:31

I thought it was just her needing a friend,

20:34

needing to hear kind of just figuring out.

20:36

I agree with it.

20:37

I felt like she was spiraling and she just wanted

20:39

to like confirm that she wasn't spiling

20:42

and that the like she was really feeling like he was.

20:44

Do you think that if Kelsey had said, I don't

20:46

know, I feel nervous, like I couldn't tell she

20:48

might be I thought it's

20:51

anyone's game.

20:51

Yeah, then she probably would have been like, Okay, you're right, I've been

20:53

feeling the same thing. Maybe he's just trying to like keep

20:55

it so we can't figure it out.

20:57

Yeah, because she was honest with Kelsey. She literally

20:59

was like, oh I didn't get that validation, you

21:02

know, and she was like honest with her. She didn't like

21:04

first she made Kelsey go for I don't know,

21:07

look maybe I'm just so.

21:08

I just felt like a producer. It was all again a

21:10

big manipulation. The whole thing like this has never

21:13

happened before. They get every time.

21:14

I know, with the dock, the dock, it was

21:17

a I think so

21:19

because the whole way Daisy handled everything.

21:22

I thought she was brave. I thought she was classy.

21:24

I thought she was gracious. She

21:26

was I just I think we all learn a lot

21:28

from that. No, look, I there

21:31

was just I was saying we never said that on

21:33

this show. Such a audition

21:35

that I was like she just like, I

21:38

don't know, I wouldn't I have don't even call it an audition. I

21:40

just think she was just like trying to be the bigger

21:42

person. And I think she really cared about Joey.

21:44

I think she really cared about Kelsey, and she was like, I

21:47

am happy for them. Like I think it's like, you know, you go,

21:49

he's just not that into me. He's into

21:51

this person, and I have to accept it.

21:53

I told you I was gonna be controversial today.

21:55

I knew that I was going.

21:56

I knew that I was not going to be a popular but

21:59

it was just probably both.

22:01

It's just what my mother.

22:03

It was just what I felt like she's wanted show bised

22:05

stuff more than has she has presented being

22:07

in a music video.

22:08

I just felt like it was very like, yeah, see,

22:10

I didn't have any of that information, but I

22:13

bought it. I mean, she seemed like a genuinely

22:16

a good person who was just like, oh,

22:18

it's not me, and so she went out gracefully.

22:20

Doug, it's hilarious that you

22:24

know he lives and he's from Hawaii and

22:26

she's from New Orleans and they've already announced that

22:28

the first thing they're doing going to New York.

22:31

I actually liked that it was New York gonna.

22:33

Go fucking power couple it up. Yeah, we're

22:35

just gonna go do all the media sat

22:37

and be like, you know, start to get brand

22:40

deals.

22:40

Yeah, they're gonna be like Dancing with the Star and

22:43

like Matt and I think there's a

22:45

bunch of people in New York.

22:46

Yeah, but I think Maria and uh and

22:48

Daisy are both seeing big dollar signs without

22:50

having to do another Bachelor thing.

22:52

If you don't feel like it, look, I'm

22:55

happy to be I'm happy to be

22:58

wrong. I was just there

23:00

was there's just something that it's felt like if

23:02

you were really this Christmas tree farm and you've done

23:04

a music video and then if

23:06

you start to realize, okay, it's not gonna be me, it's

23:09

like it's the perfect exit. It

23:11

was such a good audition for Bachelorette.

23:14

Definitely, and she's a couple of the lines. It

23:16

felt a little yeah normal, Yeah.

23:18

But it also didn't, like I said, it didn't feel

23:20

like it felt

23:22

genuine Like her vulnerability

23:25

felt very genuine to me of her just being like I'm

23:27

gonna lay all my cards on the table. I want to feel

23:29

I want to know if what I'm feeling is correct.

23:32

Yes, she wasn't wrong.

23:33

Yeah, And I mean when no watching

23:36

her, Nancy drew it in real time and that her

23:38

instincts were right, and like, I'm

23:41

the way that they.

23:42

Cut it together.

23:42

To me, it felt so manipulatly mean going

23:46

to his own door to answer, Yeah, Yeah,

23:48

I think.

23:48

That's what you felt like that because I did

23:50

get mind by somebody.

23:52

All right, let's take a quick break and we're going to come back.

24:02

Oh, bone zone.

24:06

Time for the bone zone.

24:14

And we're back here. We are, guys, We're getting into

24:16

it where its secrets resort. His

24:18

biggest fear is somebody not choosing him. He's

24:21

got his family. Oh

24:24

my god, his family's so sweet.

24:26

His sisters are adorable.

24:28

So I was going to ask, again, don't know the backstory.

24:30

I don't even know his family very well.

24:31

So is his mom?

24:33

Had she had a stroke or something? Or she just kind of

24:35

talked kind of slurriy.

24:36

I was wondering if she was having wine.

24:38

I didn't, was she a little drunk?

24:40

I didn't want to make fun if it was something serious.

24:43

Yes, yes, he's not saying

24:45

anywhere.

24:46

Yeah, I was wondering if there was some wine or

24:48

maybe she has had a medical thing.

24:50

I did not think, she said, with tears, I

24:52

didn't know what it was, and I readwound. I still don't know.

24:54

I also had that moment as a person writing

24:56

it out, and I think

24:58

I took a stop.

25:00

I want you to be my daughter. Yes, that was

25:02

it. I was hoping.

25:04

I was thinking maybe some like yeah,

25:07

okay, it's

25:09

shower o' clock somewhere.

25:11

For drinking, because she went from really loud

25:14

to like lying, you're right, and she

25:16

was like, I think she probably had some wine because

25:18

this is a stressful situation.

25:20

She also said to her she was also coming off

25:22

slightly aggressive because that was Daisy, and

25:24

she started off with like, well, why well,

25:26

why were you like that?

25:27

Why did you like she was a little like for Daisy,

25:29

she's just hungover, probably.

25:31

For Kelsey the same day

25:33

they were in the same day. Yeah, you

25:36

know that, Like I've.

25:37

Done stand up in Vegas and you get people

25:40

like that are already hungover from

25:42

their day drinking and it's before

25:44

they go back out for the night. You're

25:46

their hangover portion. You're

25:48

there like stop as they're hungover before

25:50

they go get hammered.

25:51

Again, and I think Catherine O'Hara

25:53

could play her.

25:54

Yeah, okay,

25:56

so the family, he has

25:59

guilt about making something away from someone.

26:01

Daisy shows up, adorable her red dress.

26:04

She was so cute in her little red dress. She's

26:06

adorable. She's just darling.

26:08

When he was.

26:10

So, she was worried.

26:13

They he was super understanding

26:15

about her cochlear implant, and she wanted

26:17

to thank them because she

26:19

feels like who he is because

26:21

of them, and he really accepted her,

26:24

and the family was

26:26

like, I was steel badly for the person who goes

26:28

second, because the first person

26:31

sets the bar.

26:31

It's like, well, they're in love.

26:33

This is my new daughter in law, like the first one,

26:35

and these are two lovely young ladies

26:37

like either one, like are great. And

26:41

she tells she's so, she's

26:44

like, I would say yes to him if he said it today.

26:46

She just lays it on the.

26:47

Table, lots of tears,

26:49

a.

26:49

Lot of tears. She's like, I haven't told him. I don't

26:52

want you to tell him. I want to be the one that tells

26:54

him. But I'm in love of them. I haven't told him, but I would

26:56

say yes. Like she played it really well.

26:58

It was really smart, Doug, did

27:00

you think you already texted me last week that you thought it was

27:02

Kelsey?

27:04

Yeah? Well, I mean, you know, there's

27:06

the trouble is the internet's really buzzing

27:09

with uh you know it

27:12

leaked information.

27:14

Because it's just like I didn't see it.

27:15

I remained pure out there.

27:17

But apparently one of the biggest prognosticators

27:20

who I do not follow.

27:21

Reality this year, some

27:24

people are thinking that's a lot of why Daisy got a lot of

27:26

followers, because everybody thought she was going to win the

27:28

whole time.

27:29

I bet you there's someone at ABC that like leaks

27:31

out false information.

27:36

Yeah, they should have there.

27:37

That is really smart. That's

27:40

a really good idea. And she said

27:42

to him them, I will pick and choose him every

27:44

day. I see a life with him. We're

27:47

compatible. And he's

27:49

like, she's had a lot of fears. The fears are holding her

27:51

back and somebody's

27:54

gonna be all in and they're gonna be heartbroken.

27:55

And I hate it.

27:58

And then the mom is like what makes

28:00

Daisy days? She's

28:03

like, I'm resilient and it's strong. I don't give up.

28:05

Why is that?

28:07

Well?

28:07

I love deeply and big, but you're afraid.

28:11

Yeah, it's like, I'm afraid I would get hurt. But

28:13

why did you keep coming back? So you came

28:15

in with fairs And she's like, yeah, I give

28:17

you some fair I wrote down. Mom

28:20

is intense there.

28:21

She was actually stressing me out a little. She was

28:24

like stop and.

28:25

She's like, I'm so confident, I'm sure

28:27

that I want to put it out.

28:28

So then she's crying and she's like,

28:31

he's worth it to me.

28:32

Gary was crying.

28:34

Gary was crying in the audience.

28:36

She said, I'm honored to.

28:37

Have I

28:40

think she was crying.

28:41

She was crying and maybe

28:44

just a little tipsy, a little

28:46

charay.

28:47

And then she's like, she's

28:50

like, well, I want what's best for you, honey.

28:52

I mean that was sweet. I want what's best for

28:54

you, honey. And if that's Joey, that would be very

28:57

special and uh and

29:00

and.

29:00

She said he's a very special boy.

29:04

I was like, okay, relax.

29:07

Everybody was talking about how special both

29:09

women wear guy.

29:10

I like, he's very special.

29:13

Most special boys, A special boy.

29:15

You're a very special.

29:16

Boy, Like

29:18

you're a very special girl.

29:21

Very moms, I would be honored,

29:23

my very special girl. Can we also talk

29:25

about that bananas. Kardashian

29:27

ad the what

29:30

the fuck I didn't want?

29:31

Oh my god, it was.

29:35

They're walking out of the scene and do what

29:38

is that?

29:39

Like?

29:39

Are they human beings?

29:40

What am I looking at?

29:41

They're not human?

29:43

I've just Brian and I on are Patreon

29:45

for no autograss. Please just watch season one.

29:47

Episode one is the only episode I've ever seen

29:49

of the Kardashian a.

29:50

New version ever.

29:53

Ever, you did not keep

29:55

up at all.

29:56

I've never seen it.

29:58

And Kylie and Kendall are like A and

30:00

ten and are like on the stripper pool

30:03

and then they're like pouring. They're

30:05

like making drinks at the bar and a martini

30:08

shaker at like a party. And Chris Jenner

30:10

is like flirting with Scott Dissick. She's like, I

30:13

got my ass on you, young man.

30:15

I'm like, what is happening

30:18

here?

30:19

Yeah?

30:19

Then you're gonna watch more.

30:21

Yeah, we're gonna do.

30:21

Two and three.

30:22

Well, my god, you're in. We're in.

30:24

Chris is timeless. Chris has just gotten

30:27

younger because she set her look, she set

30:29

her hair, and she stuck to it.

30:30

Yeah.

30:31

Also looking the same Courtney

30:34

the rest of them, You're like, whoa.

30:36

This is why hasn't Courtney's gone through

30:38

changes.

30:39

I mean, in comparison

30:41

with the rest.

30:45

Kendall, Kylie's a whole new woman, and

30:47

I think Chloe's a whole new one.

30:49

Chloe's old woman. Kylie is the only woman

30:52

Kendall unfused.

30:54

Kendall was just a little girl, so it's like

30:57

she seems like I think she is

30:59

the same, the same. Yeah, she was just a cute

31:01

little girl who was on a super

31:04

Bowl making sure.

31:05

It was like, now she's a grown woman on what

31:08

is happening here?

31:09

What has happened here?

31:11

So then uh, Kelsey

31:14

comes in and uh, she

31:17

says, I'm having my Lizzie McGuire

31:19

moment.

31:20

Come on, she's adorable. I thought that was so

31:22

cute.

31:23

She's And then.

31:25

On the show on Lizzie McGwire maybe you

31:28

know exactly, she

31:31

met a boy.

31:33

They wrote around he was he was actually a pop

31:35

star, but she didn't know. And then they went

31:37

together on the Vest Spot together.

31:42

Shout out shout out to my friend Yanni Gilman

31:44

who played Polo.

31:45

Wow, I

31:48

know the guy played Ethan Cron.

31:50

Please do that accent for the.

31:56

Easy else

32:00

pretenses there are romantic.

32:02

I think it's yeah,

32:07

it's actually it's.

32:07

A really deep so

32:09

she said the emotional connection was obvious.

32:12

All you had to say.

32:14

She kept saying, I want

32:16

her to feel loved. I want him to feel

32:19

loved and feel special. I feel like what she

32:21

was saying was so sweet. But when they were like, do you

32:23

want to get married? And she's like, I mean I

32:25

would marry Joey, I'm not like, oh, I want to get

32:28

married, and they're like, she doesn't want to get

32:30

married. I know we like Daisy.

32:33

I mean they're both great and all, but if you're gonna pay,

32:36

I don't.

32:36

If you're worried.

32:37

About getting dumped, I guess he's gonna

32:39

jump you. It's guilty.

32:41

So weird intincts there

32:45

were so wrong on that. They were just so off.

32:47

They were the uncle that they didn't allow down.

32:49

To talloom on this what happened to him.

32:53

They were like, they're like, you've already lost.

32:55

You had your chance, that you're close

32:57

up you and you blew like

33:01

Joey's not bad, Joey's not being Joey.

33:03

Are you sure you know now

33:05

that Joe's bouts right, he's like uncle is barred.

33:08

Yeah, they don't let him get anywhere near

33:10

a flight to Tulou.

33:11

Yeah, exactly.

33:12

No, he's a buzzer production.

33:14

Just praise for these relatives to come

33:16

in and totally be the fly

33:18

in the ointment, because if you're in love, what

33:21

a relative says is not going to change.

33:23

Yeah, you know, it's not going to change it. It's

33:25

gonna make it a bummer that there's that tension.

33:28

How do you found a lot of the male leads

33:31

this second. Anyone,

33:34

including a villain, plants a

33:36

seed of doubt about anyone.

33:39

It always works if there's like generally,

33:42

if someone's like like I don't like drama,

33:45

I don't like I don't like the fact that I could

33:47

get rejected like they they

33:50

often will kick off whoever the

33:52

seed of doubt.

33:52

They're like, wait they might not, Okay, there

33:55

out. Yeah, it's

33:57

preemptive. Yeah, always

34:00

it's Joey didn't fall for it with Maria,

34:02

though. He stuck to Maria.

34:04

Until she actually physically showed

34:06

him doubt to his face, and then he was like.

34:08

Yeah, I'm out.

34:10

So Kelsey's adorable.

34:13

She was like giving him kisses.

34:15

Yeah, She's like, She's like, he's

34:18

she's silly. She's I also like, he's like Daisy's

34:20

been through a lot. It's like Kelsey lost.

34:22

Her mom five years, you know, like at like eighteen

34:24

or something like, you know, like but like, but she's

34:27

so fun and upbeat and bright. It's like she's lovely.

34:29

Yeah, but like her mama had died

34:32

within two months of the diagnosi.

34:33

That's true. I forgot it was that quick.

34:35

That's brutal.

34:38

Up to the are didn't bathing suits yet in

34:41

this in your recap bathing

34:44

suits yet?

34:44

No?

34:44

Yeah, they're still at the family house when bathing

34:47

for their dates.

34:48

They go on dates.

34:49

Oh yeah, yeah, send

34:51

a cave and the other one yeah, yeah, okay,

34:54

so she said I think so and

34:57

then so so she goes there's

34:59

doubts with but there's no doubts with

35:01

Daisy.

35:02

So then he gets scared. He gets in his head. They're

35:04

like they're like, we're just worried that it's in fatuation

35:07

with Kelsey and it's not deeper.

35:09

What cave than that impression?

35:11

Who because she's too perky.

35:13

That one sister is super pretty though, way.

35:15

Oh my god, my brother kept texting

35:17

and calling She's like that one coming.

35:19

She even called me today. He's like, she could be a

35:22

bachelor.

35:22

I contested she's super pretty.

35:24

He likes a pretty brunette.

35:25

Alaric is like, how about that one sister. I

35:28

mean I got texts and a phone

35:30

call from Alcas Really.

35:33

He's like, I mean, both sisters are very cute,

35:35

but that one sister could really be

35:37

on the franchise.

35:39

Alaric was all, but.

35:40

She gives bad advice.

35:41

She gives she was the one leading the brigade.

35:44

She misread that whole conversation.

35:46

So then the dad he goes, aren't

35:48

you in a pickle? I was like, if you're like, is

35:52

so cute? And then there's tears.

35:58

He would he would say thanks. He was He's

36:00

like he seems like a real intellectual. Yes,

36:03

but like something someone says something, He's

36:05

just kind of happy to be there.

36:06

You know what I mean.

36:07

I don't know who I'm gonna choose.

36:08

Awesome. Yeah, it

36:11

was like the wrong response.

36:16

Awesome. Well that's fun.

36:20

You could tell he didn't want to be there, but he was just

36:22

like he don't look.

36:24

Like she was crying. And he's like, yeah,

36:27

there's a lot of a lot.

36:29

I live in Pennsylvania, there's a lot. I'm outside

36:31

of Philly.

36:32

This is a lot.

36:32

Yeah, there were some shots of him where he actually looked like

36:34

a deer in his eyes are really wide, like.

36:38

Silly dad, Philly

36:40

Dad doesn't want to crying gen z or in front

36:42

of it.

36:43

Even though he's Gates like, I'm still from Philly.

36:45

Yet talking about anything.

36:48

Push it down. It's pretty funny,

36:50

I Doug, did you cape?

36:58

We to the bathing seats yet? Wait

37:01

for the bathing suits because you hear what happened?

37:03

Wait?

37:04

Wait what Yeah?

37:05

I didn't want to say it, but.

37:08

Wait what what?

37:09

I don't care for that expression.

37:11

Yeah, let's take a quick break and we're going to come back

37:13

with the bathing suits. I

37:21

need a sexual time out.

37:27

We're live with the inventor of the expression.

37:30

All right, okay, let's talk. So we're at the bathing

37:32

suit portion of our.

37:36

The nippleslopball like even drink

37:38

slipper.

37:41

I don't like it.

37:41

That's the word nipple.

37:42

I'm not going did you ever play?

37:45

Did you ever?

37:46

I'm sure they've done this at other clubs, but Hyenas

37:48

in Dallas they were like, okay, well,

37:50

okay, the features is going to do one more couple

37:53

announcements.

37:53

We've got three blow job shots. We're going to do on stage,

37:55

and I'm like what it's like, oh,

38:01

yeah, there you go.

38:03

It is.

38:05

They let it through on the East Coast.

38:09

That was a wire of like the underwire

38:11

of the bra.

38:13

I mean, I don't think they blowed it because then that would

38:15

draw attention to it. I think they just cut it out completely.

38:18

Well, the fact that Joy wasn't like.

38:22

She no,

38:29

she's just like earthy. She's got a cute broken

38:31

stocks like like you know, it's.

38:33

Like has it come out that they're both a little

38:35

by believe though a little bit? I

38:38

mean, I both women are Joey

38:41

Joey and uh you know what I mean, Like he

38:43

think he's more in lined beliefs wise with.

38:45

The Daisy or with Kelsey

38:48

because Dais there was a cross necklace.

38:51

Yeah, I think jay Z is

38:53

pretty religious, but I'm wondering about Kelsey.

38:55

I think she is too. Yes,

38:57

I think that's almost something they look for on this show, just

39:00

because they want, you know, they

39:02

want people to be yeah you know

39:04

but god.

39:06

Yeah, yeah, to be morally conscious

39:08

or whatever exactly.

39:10

Yeah.

39:10

Yeah, I know that Daisy always had a little cross

39:12

necklace on. So

39:16

uh so then they're like, well,

39:19

what happens? You could it could

39:21

be you, or you could be cut the

39:23

parents? Would you be heartbroken? Both

39:26

parents made her cry. Yeah, She's

39:28

like, I mean i'd be happy for Daisy. Daisy's my

39:30

friend, but I really love him. It

39:32

was just like she's like, it's just hard to think of

39:35

him with somebody else. Like they're like, but

39:37

it might you might have to. Everyone's fucking

39:39

with her the Sea Hag from last week. When she's

39:41

like, you might not get picked Leslie, They're

39:44

like, well, how do you feel about it? They're like, well, I'll

39:46

miss you?

39:49

Why do they can't fuss her over?

39:51

Why is that your business? If by the point that he

39:53

doesn't pick her, you're never going to see her again or whatever,

39:56

it's none of your business. She's gonna be the

39:58

game.

39:58

Like why do you have to bring it up? Yeah?

40:00

Uh?

40:00

So you think that maybe the producers thought that it

40:02

was too too obvious that she was the one, and maybe

40:04

they said go hard on her.

40:06

Everyone's trying to go hard on her.

40:07

It also feels like, what are you going to do?

40:09

Like a thing before the super Bowl, Like what happened?

40:11

I know, but what happens if the Patriots win? I

40:13

mean, I know you're the giant, but the Patriots

40:15

might win.

40:16

Do you think you break your ankle?

40:20

They might also cut out more positive aspects

40:22

of the conversation, like just cut it together

40:24

in a way that it just seemed like they're just going.

40:26

Exactly, felt like they were going hard.

40:28

They were going hard.

40:30

I would have been like, well, first of all, you're not

40:32

my mother in law yet, so maybe you slow

40:34

it down.

40:35

Yeah, yeah, have one maybe

40:38

switched to water.

40:41

So brutal. She's like, all right,

40:44

yeah, I would slow it down.

40:45

Yeah, exactly, rose Bred, we

40:48

don't do all those edibles exactly.

40:52

Vander pump Villa, what do we think of?

40:54

God? I don't get it.

40:57

What is it?

40:58

Because I've never vander pumped it. I

41:01

know nothing about it.

41:02

The only reality TV show I watch.

41:04

Everyone texts me like assuming I watch them

41:07

all, and I'm like, oh, hell no, I do not have time

41:09

for that.

41:10

I don't I don't think.

41:11

I don't want to Villa.

41:14

I don't know.

41:14

I've never seen watch it.

41:16

I've never seen it.

41:17

I've never seen a van of prof Okay, So then

41:19

Daisy gets the first date at night,

41:22

She's like, I really want him to be a part of my life.

41:24

So they go bangs your time as

41:27

the spiritual.

41:29

Spiritual smoke ceremony to cleanse.

41:32

It's calming, and I

41:36

want to tell him I love him. Yeah, they're

41:38

throwing things into the fire. She's

41:40

like, I want to tell him that I love him, and it hurts.

41:43

And then we hear the producer, what is it hurt?

41:46

She's like, I love it.

41:47

It hurts that he's not sure of me.

41:49

She's like, because I've been in a six week torture program.

41:51

Yeah, I don't know, because it's just like, because he's

41:53

also falling in love with my friend.

41:56

It's really hot.

41:57

Yeah, that all seems very real to me.

41:59

Yes, that's I don't I'm not doubting. I

42:01

do believe this is genuine. But I think when she realized

42:05

as she was waking up to the fact that it

42:07

wasn't her, I think she gonne hard

42:09

for Bachelorette. Yeah, and then look

42:12

maybe self eliminated about it, like after

42:14

it started airing and saw what that would have meant to

42:16

her. But I felt like she switched gears

42:19

when she started seeing the way it was gonna go.

42:21

I was like, I'm gonna go be the lead. Maybe

42:24

she also just like, I don't know I

42:26

could be like, well, I want to go out graciously

42:28

and not look like, you know, spoiled

42:31

brat.

42:32

But I guess also maybe you start

42:34

to realize, like the internet will

42:37

find every little thing you've ever done in your

42:39

entire God, Dan, I don't.

42:41

I don't think she'd think of it in the moment someone.

42:43

Has your yearbook. Okay, just think of

42:45

it that way. Oh you thought you could

42:47

be cute one spirit day.

42:50

Oh you thought you were.

42:51

Gonna be.

42:56

You're gonna be cute.

42:58

Just because you're five.

42:59

Doesn't mean you can't get canceled for okay,

43:02

your parents that somebody posted

43:04

all.

43:04

Of Joey's yearbook photos, I'm cute

43:06

and all of them. I gotta say, I.

43:09

Don't think people are taking that in the moment. I think that's

43:11

why she bowed out after. I think

43:14

in the moment, you're like, I'm going for the lead. I'm

43:16

gonna be as great, I'm gonna be as gracious

43:19

as I can in.

43:20

The lead, and sounds like what do you think about vaccines?

43:22

And it's like boom, I

43:25

gotta go.

43:26

I'm already I gotta

43:28

go.

43:28

I gotta high crisis PRT.

43:33

So then she's like he

43:37

starts to say, you deserve

43:39

nothing but the best.

43:41

She's like yeah.

43:43

He's like, I want what's best for hurt you. She's

43:46

like yeah, yeah, yeah.

43:49

He's like I'm excited for this. He goes, are you okay.

43:52

She's like, she's

43:55

like, give me a second, and then she says

43:58

to the camera, I'm like, I actually I was

44:00

think this was all very real. I do you believe

44:02

she was processing it in the moment because

44:04

it did sort of feel like it was going to be her, and

44:06

I think she was reading this situation accurately.

44:09

And then I think after this bathing

44:11

suit smoke hut, she then

44:14

gunned. I think after this she came up with the

44:16

planet went hard for bachelorette.

44:18

She's like, give me a second.

44:19

She's like, it might not be us, and then this

44:21

was a good move if you want to. I'm used

44:24

to not being chosen. I'm used to someone

44:26

loving me but not wanting me, and that sucks.

44:28

I felt for her in the moment.

44:29

I thought, it's a great bachelorette exit speech.

44:32

That's great, never being the one that's chosen,

44:35

a good class.

44:36

That's a c classic. I'm just gonna

44:38

go say that. At the Grove every day and

44:40

so just wait outside at TMZ. Then

44:44

there's an adverse show called Will Trent What

44:46

the hell is.

44:55

Dog?

44:55

What is it?

44:56

Willive Who's

44:59

step and smart and he has

45:01

a little dog. His name

45:04

is Will Trent.

45:05

I like likes it, I'm

45:07

sure tells me to watch it all the time. And there

45:10

is something about like a big foot thing. They're like it

45:12

was the Blue Legal.

45:14

Like what does anybody

45:16

know what it is about? Will Trend? Does he have a superpower

45:18

or anything? Smart? It's a smart.

45:22

Smart I'm not sure

45:25

if this is correct, but just because these

45:27

are the sorts of shows that play around the batch,

45:29

around the Batcher's, he might be on the spectrum

45:32

sort of.

45:33

Like the Good Doctor.

45:35

Yeah, good Doctor, but a little further along.

45:38

Yeah, he has

45:41

got this house. He's

45:43

a bit house ish, yes, and not that show.

45:46

He's a detective.

45:48

He's like so good at his job, so we just ignore all his

45:50

weird behavior.

45:51

And he's got a dog. He

45:54

doesn't seem like, you know, he's not like Monk

45:56

where like it gets in the way a lot of the time.

45:59

Monk.

46:00

That's a great I.

46:04

Wrote for sale on Maze. We

46:07

love a shaloob, we love

46:09

he's so good at Big National. Yeah,

46:12

yeah, he's a sale, he's a treasure.

46:15

He won a Tony for Best Actor in a Musical

46:18

and he sings one song in the musical and doesn't

46:20

sing it that well, that's how

46:22

great and be loved.

46:23

He got shalubed.

46:25

What what?

46:26

What?

46:26

What show was it? It's called A Band's Visit and

46:29

it's based on the movie, and he plays

46:31

the captain of the like the leader of the band.

46:34

So he doesn't he doesn't really have a lot of songs

46:36

in the in the show, he just has one song.

46:38

It's a ninety minute musical. But he was

46:41

fantastic.

46:41

I mean, he's the shaloo.

46:42

So he's an oscar away for me. And he got He

46:45

needs a Grammy too, probably well, he.

46:47

Probably got a Grammy for the cast album of Band's

46:49

Visit. There you go. I think that

46:53

happens to.

46:54

Read an audio book his own memoir and

46:56

then boom memoir.

46:58

So then he goes, so

47:01

then she go at

47:03

the night. So it's at night and Daisy

47:05

goes, you know what, change my attitude? I just

47:07

have to say to myself, it is me. Joey

47:10

does not know that I'm in love with them.

47:13

He knew I was falling in love with him. Now

47:16

I've never split hairs

47:18

like this, like the I'm falling

47:21

in love.

47:21

I mean, that's a bachelor staple, those two sayings.

47:24

Has that really been in the last ten years?

47:25

I feel like how long?

47:26

It's just what you say when you can't say the

47:29

other yet, even though you're already

47:31

feeling the other one. You just have to say

47:33

something and I okay,

47:35

okay, I'm

47:38

falling, falling, falling, I

47:41

haven't landed yet. People don't want to be the first

47:43

one to say it is always the weird. Okay,

47:47

okay, I'm

47:50

falling for you. Now. Then you wait

47:52

and see if they say I'm falling. I

47:55

know I've fallen, and I'll say thank you.

47:57

I also want the best for you.

48:00

I wish you well.

48:02

Do you like a big, luxurious

48:04

car? Do you like to sit in

48:06

the back of one? Would you like to do that?

48:08

Right now? Goodbye?

48:11

Like it's terrible the way they throw them out.

48:13

Oh okay, I was like, what I thought that

48:15

was how he says I love you. I've

48:18

got to I read a giant car.

48:19

He's got to be in the bar.

48:21

So then she says, I

48:24

got emotional earlier today, not in

48:26

a bad way. And he's like,

48:28

I saw that.

48:29

I saw that.

48:30

And then she's like, well, how did you

48:32

feel. She's like, I loved your family. They

48:34

were great, They were open and honest.

48:37

The family was so proud of you. But

48:40

you know there was so much love and kindness. You

48:43

changed my life because of you. You

48:46

know, you don't know when this was cute. You

48:48

don't know when love is going to happen, and

48:51

but I have been and I do

48:53

love you. I thought that was really cute.

48:55

She had some good life, she had some great her she

48:58

had some writers. Her writers are great.

49:00

And then she's like she's

49:02

like, I love you and it feels so good,

49:04

and he goes, you know what, it's so good to

49:07

hear that. It means so much. I guess my

49:09

brother said he kept doing that to his wife

49:11

all night. She would

49:13

say I love you, and she goes. He would go, it feels

49:15

so good.

49:17

That means so much.

49:18

She's like, go fuck yourself.

49:20

Fuck you, thank

49:23

you.

49:24

And then she's like that was when she was

49:26

like I got no

49:28

validation.

49:30

It was so special. And he's like, well, I

49:32

have a tough decision.

49:34

And then she's like, pay for your

49:36

part.

49:36

Yeah, and he goes, it's not and

49:40

then she said. He says to her, it's

49:42

not the right decision. It's the right decision

49:45

for me, which is not you.

49:49

And then she goes, it kills me to

49:52

step away. It's a lot, and she's

49:54

and then she was right. She's like, something's off.

49:57

Don't says off, I don't.

49:58

See a potential future or thus and

50:01

she's like, he was measured and careful. Something

50:03

is missing.

50:04

I don't think it's me. I felt for her. I felt

50:06

for her.

50:06

I don't think it's me that sucks.

50:09

Look.

50:10

I felt that way in audition when I've tested

50:12

for something.

50:13

Yeah, you go in when you love

50:15

you and the casting director's like what I

50:18

can thank you?

50:19

And I'm like, when's the callback? They're like okay, nice

50:21

to see you, and I'm like, okayn

50:23

is a callback?

50:24

Now?

50:24

They're like okay, good day, Okay, say how to

50:26

your dog?

50:27

Yes?

50:28

When you when you test for something and you

50:31

go in and you go in first and you know you're the picked

50:33

one. You know you're the one they want, and then

50:35

you can feel like you don't know what happens, but like

50:37

it's almost like a window is open and the they

50:40

get the ack and you can feel it. You're

50:43

watching it. You're like no, no, no, no, and you watch it

50:45

just leave it. You it's just like sand to the

50:47

fingers and you're like you're watching it leave

50:49

and you don't know what happened.

50:50

But they got there, yes, and you and you and you walk away,

50:52

and you tried to will it to be different

50:55

in your mind, like maybe he was in my head and you try to will

50:57

it.

50:57

You know it.

50:57

Sure enough, you get the call and like, yeah.

50:59

It's not goody gonna go a different way.

51:02

We're the next one.

51:03

They're going for the diversity pick. And then you see

51:05

it and it's still a white person.

51:06

That happens so many times, so

51:09

many times.

51:13

Yes, by diversity, we mean a guy who's

51:15

slightly tannerous.

51:16

Yeah, oh my god, if I told you

51:18

who the even blonde ladies

51:20

they picked for the diversity pick for me and they're

51:23

like just diversifying from the marine gene pool.

51:28

Uh okay, any final, So I

51:30

felt look, I felt for her.

51:32

I felt for her.

51:33

I do believe in them all. I believe there was all. I

51:35

do not think that was savvy. I believe this was all

51:37

sincere. I do believe that she

51:39

saw it and.

51:42

And she watched it leave.

51:43

She watched the ITGG happen, and I

51:47

feel like there was a moment where she did have

51:49

it in the bag. I felt like there has been a few.

51:51

Times she was the front runner.

51:52

Oh I think so, yeah, she's

51:55

adorable.

51:57

What happened? Do you think it was the it was fantasy

51:59

suite?

52:00

Like when did he change his mind?

52:03

I think that.

52:06

Passed my mouth.

52:08

He rob paid sex. He got very angry about

52:12

fant When

52:19

do you think she lost it? I mean, Kelsey

52:22

is so sexy and

52:25

warm and authentic, and like, I

52:27

think Kelsey just had it more.

52:29

There was one thing when I the

52:31

first moment, because I went into this being like Daisy's gonna

52:33

win it, and then I thought Daisy

52:36

was going to win.

52:37

I did too. But there was some when he was

52:40

getting.

52:40

Ready for his family to meet Kelsey and

52:42

the way he started talking about Kelsey,

52:45

the way his face she really

52:48

she's really fine? He was like no, he was like, there's some like

52:50

she just has this light about her. Well he like

52:53

different than anything I've ever seen, or something

52:55

like that.

52:55

It seems like he struggles also with his

52:58

mood and like it seems like else makes

53:00

them happy.

53:01

I think they just have for me.

53:03

Also, like after the fantasy sweet seeing

53:05

them in the kitchen together, I was

53:07

like I would know.

53:08

I was just like they're a real couple.

53:09

Yeah like that, but they were

53:12

just a he's.

53:13

The one that's the most into him, the one

53:15

that's the most less likely to say

53:17

no and break his heart. Yeah, that's

53:20

what he's gone.

53:20

And that's why ultimately it was a satisfying finale

53:22

because.

53:24

Yeah, I don't think Daisy lost it.

53:27

I don't think there's anything she did. I just think Kelsey

53:30

I had to pick one, you know, yeah with

53:33

you. I think if Kelsey had not been a contestant, Daisy

53:35

would have won.

53:36

Yeah, like if it was.

53:37

Down to somebody else,

53:40

somebody else from the pool. Yeah, But

53:43

like he he just had a connection with Kelsey

53:45

instantly too, because I remember if like you go back and remember,

53:48

like he would just every time they would talk, he'd

53:50

be like, oh yeah, we just have such a good connection, even though

53:52

we barely saw them speak.

53:54

Okay, I called it. I've never gotten

53:56

it right, this

53:59

is my first time.

54:00

So did you I got it right? Wow?

54:04

So our boyfriend Branden got married,

54:07

didn't I looked like him. Yeah,

54:10

I'm surprised they weren't at the show.

54:13

Wait was that and that they didn't acknowledge it

54:15

on air?

54:16

Wait did they elope since the controversy

54:19

about the wedding photos that they said were

54:21

just a photo shoot and they didn't really get they've

54:25

already taken that back. Yeah, that

54:28

just happened. They were like, sorry, we

54:30

we just thought this photo shoot would be fun.

54:32

We didn't realize it would look like we were married.

54:34

That's what we're talking about.

54:36

Like a lot of people.

54:37

Do people do photo shoots like that for wedding

54:39

announcements? Like I used to see people

54:41

in New York dressed up clearly not on

54:43

their wedding day, but like in the dresses.

54:47

Together Bachelor of Paradise. They just got to know

54:50

after next time they parted

54:52

somebody in a wedding dress on the Bachelor

54:55

of Bachelorette, we should just immediately go online

54:57

and start saying they got married.

54:59

Yeah, they got married.

55:00

Oh look there's a picture of hers Franco

55:02

photographer.

55:03

It is funny because I noticed in the photos that they weren't.

55:05

Wearing rings, and I was like, why weren't they

55:07

wearing rings?

55:08

Jack?

55:08

We got it right, can you believe it?

55:12

There's no apologies that story.

55:16

That's funny. No, we just dressed up like you know, she's

55:18

really had to lay it out, like listen, you guys,

55:22

we took these pictures just because we thought it'd be fun.

55:24

Yeah. So then here we are.

55:26

So then we have the Kelsey date. So we take

55:28

a break or keep going.

55:29

Let's take a break.

55:30

Okay, we're taking break.

55:36

I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot

55:38

in here. I think I got a take.

55:41

I'll pay your break. Okay,

55:46

and we're back. We just had

55:49

a really nice intimate bonding moment.

55:51

We did, and so here we are.

55:54

Kelsey is so cute. She

55:56

gets a spa day, she got the better date,

56:00

and she's so cute. I've never seen a contestant

56:02

wear Birkenstock's on the show. I love

56:05

sexy as can be.

56:06

I think she's I have had some theories when I think

56:08

she's really tall. Yeah, so she don't wear like heels,

56:11

like she's always wearing like a chunky like sort

56:13

of short peel. Yes, and then also sometimes

56:15

she wears like combat boots and I'm like, she's like

56:17

too cool.

56:18

She's cool, and I think she's actually like she doesn't

56:20

care.

56:20

She's like earthy and cool and like them

56:23

were any makeup and as gorgeous.

56:25

It was so interesting because after the final

56:27

rouw, she like had a full face of makeup

56:29

and I was like, oh, like, we're like,

56:31

she really doesn't wear a lot on the show.

56:34

By the way, was it in ABC's

56:36

contract that every woman had to have a keyhole dress?

56:38

Including Charity?

56:39

They had the keel, everybody

56:42

had those boobs presented.

56:43

I loved I did love Daisy's sequin

56:46

keyhole.

56:47

That was bad.

56:47

That was great.

56:49

I looked it up and sold out. It's from Revolve

56:51

obviously.

56:52

But she that was a bad as they

56:54

were both wearing their titties.

56:56

They were all had their titties out in those keyholes. Pink

56:58

a boot titty keyhole.

57:00

By the way, they looked great boo

57:02

presenters.

57:02

So so then she says, so

57:06

then they're like, well I'm looking for a little release

57:09

at the spa day, which made me laugh. And

57:11

then this poor woman had to kneel

57:13

down in front of them and rub their feet.

57:16

Well, they were sitting up on all and

57:18

one at.

57:18

A time, and he didn't want it, and he's

57:20

sitting there like he's scared of it.

57:22

He said I might, He said I might kick her

57:25

scary music.

57:26

He's like, I had picures. I was like, good for you, man,

57:28

I just feel like this is violently

57:31

this poor woman had to come in and at

57:33

least put him like in where they're more like showers.

57:36

It felt like degrade.

57:37

I was like this poor woman like and

57:40

like it was odd and also that what don't you put

57:42

them in like a like a pedicare chair? Said, they're just both

57:44

sitting.

57:44

On my Yeah, it was weird. That

57:47

was like clearly just the empty room they

57:49

found at the hotel, and it was.

57:51

A pretty cursor for them to just rob each

57:53

other down, like we had to bring one other person

57:55

in for a second before we just give each other like rub down.

57:58

Yeah, there is gonna

58:00

just rub each other down, and I do. The

58:02

camera is still I know, it's like twenty twenty four

58:04

and like you're not supposed to like mail

58:07

gaze as much, but the cameras still

58:09

did like they did. The body

58:11

shot of Kelsey was like, oh, like

58:14

they definitely gave her a once over, like

58:16

they're that camera do it.

58:18

But like it's funny too. They'll do like a kind of a

58:20

fast move right after, like almost like a

58:22

man being caught and looking away. Yeah, yes,

58:25

yes, you know you get that sudden turn

58:27

away over like Okay, that's enough of that. What

58:30

are you working on, honey? Where

58:33

do black squares this season? Like

58:35

the how to give him the right bathing

58:37

suits or something?

58:38

Yeah?

58:39

Yeah, or you just put like you put a crochet

58:41

thing.

58:42

Okay, So then

58:45

this is the dress you liked?

58:48

Oh yeah, yeah that one. It's not for Stelle

58:50

anymore. It was under four hundred

58:52

dollars it wow. Yeah, I mean that feels

58:55

like a good price for such a gorgeous gap.

58:58

He was on Project Runway, so

59:02

he says, you know, I'm used to being.

59:05

She said, Oh.

59:07

So she shows up in her birken stocks.

59:09

The little released Daisy is crying

59:11

sitting at a hotel pool in like a tube

59:13

chop with like silver little buckles. She's

59:16

like, I'm feeling like

59:18

I just got I lost him and it really hurts.

59:21

I feel like I'm ready

59:23

to again.

59:24

This was a good audition. I'm so ready

59:26

to feel chosen.

59:28

This was good.

59:29

Yeah.

59:29

This is when the auditions officially started.

59:31

It would have been a great sort of like prologue

59:34

to her season of the Bachelor.

59:36

Yeah, and it was a good one.

59:37

And honestly, they set it up. They got a cameraman

59:40

there, they put her in the pool. I'm ready to be

59:42

chosen. She's like, I'm going for Bachelor.

59:44

This is it.

59:45

I'm pivoting.

59:46

So Kelsey looked stunning in

59:48

her sexy blue dress. They go to like

59:50

their whatever resort they're at. She

59:54

was like, oh my god, meeting the family, the

59:56

level of excitement I envisioned it.

59:58

And then she immediately she's like, look.

1:00:00

Your sister asked me if I was ready, and I said,

1:00:02

like, I was ready to be Like what she just clarified

1:00:05

it right out of the gate. And he was like, okay, good

1:00:08

because I can't risk any question, any

1:00:11

question because my sister tried to fuck you quick.

1:00:14

Yeah.

1:00:14

He was happy it was smarter her to address it. She

1:00:17

understands his psychology.

1:00:20

She could feel in that moment. They were like, so you're

1:00:23

not obsessed with being married?

1:00:24

Yes, Otty weird, bizarre,

1:00:28

And then Alaric's like, let me come for you, Tiffany.

1:00:31

Do you not feel well?

1:00:32

Yeah? Do you know compet Tiffany? Tiffany? Oh

1:00:35

hi, Sarah.

1:00:36

So then she's like, no, no, but I want

1:00:39

you to know that it keeps getting more

1:00:41

real and more clear, and it's supposed

1:00:43

to be you and I and I don't have any doubt.

1:00:45

I mean, she knew she had to come in and lay

1:00:48

it.

1:00:48

On the She's like, show a little little

1:00:51

nipple. Yeah, I got it.

1:00:54

Oh yeah, I

1:00:58

feel really lucky. And then

1:01:00

she's like and then she starts crying. She's

1:01:02

like, I really appreciate it. You just made me feel

1:01:05

so special. She starts crying.

1:01:07

She's adorable.

1:01:09

She's like, it's just how much I love you.

1:01:10

I love being with you. I can't get enough

1:01:12

of you now. I can't get enough of you in ten

1:01:15

years. I mean, she played it right

1:01:17

again.

1:01:17

She also has a good writer. Please don't the daisies.

1:01:22

She's got great Yes,

1:01:25

yes, and that's what he wants. She's like, I

1:01:27

want to be your I want to be have your

1:01:29

best friend. I want to be in your corner. I just

1:01:31

wanted to be you.

1:01:32

Here we go, then we

1:01:35

go and we see Neil lay

1:01:38

back to life looking good. He

1:01:42

honestly looked very different.

1:01:44

No, he's Benjamin Button.

1:01:47

But he's drinking the blood of virgins,

1:01:52

not.

1:01:52

The corpse of Neil Laan and he is like younger

1:01:55

brother.

1:01:56

It's so odd. What is happening to me?

1:01:58

He looked great?

1:02:00

Who are their doctors? Use Kathy's

1:02:02

doctor, Kathy?

1:02:03

Where Kathy needs to go to Neil's

1:02:05

doctor because it's not as obviome.

1:02:07

Are we going to talk about Kathy's podcasts?

1:02:09

Oh yeah, let's say Kathy's.

1:02:10

I mean that sounds like what's it called zithing?

1:02:15

It should be zipping?

1:02:16

But it does have a clever time I think, something

1:02:19

golden. But it's like, what is it going

1:02:21

to be?

1:02:21

What?

1:02:21

We're just talking and about things.

1:02:24

And she's lucky that Susan's

1:02:26

so chill that like, you know what I

1:02:28

mean, Susan can handle it.

1:02:29

Susans don't know if that's going to be for me?

1:02:32

You know what I mean?

1:02:33

You don't think you'll listen.

1:02:34

I don't think it's interesting interesting

1:02:37

radio.

1:02:41

That's really what it is. Where to get

1:02:43

your filler?

1:02:44

We're just talking, we're doing it, talking about

1:02:46

things and then just chatting and just

1:02:48

being together and chatting, and I

1:02:51

say.

1:02:51

Go for it?

1:02:53

Who is it?

1:02:54

Just?

1:02:54

Was it just them?

1:02:55

And then Gary Teresa who is

1:02:58

at last Night?

1:02:58

Okay, yes, yeah, that blond

1:03:00

lady. That was that the last few things like they've

1:03:03

did, She's dipped.

1:03:06

Nancy, April and Nancy Nancy.

1:03:08

Yeah, they're like, bye, you didn't make

1:03:10

the cut.

1:03:11

It's all about Kathy and Susan.

1:03:13

This is the start of me.

1:03:14

Oh yeah, there was like four of them the first

1:03:17

time they showed.

1:03:18

Asking if you're asking, I'm telling April,

1:03:21

Susan, Nancy and

1:03:24

Kathy.

1:03:25

And then they brought it hot horny Sam.

1:03:27

Sondra was even invited to the final.

1:03:29

I didn't see her there.

1:03:30

Like Sondra too.

1:03:31

Yeah she's good, okay, so so so.

1:03:34

Yeah, yes, and she's horny.

1:03:36

So Neilane strolls in and and I

1:03:39

love that he's like he's CEO, creator

1:03:41

of Neilane Enterprises, but

1:03:44

also like therapist. Yeah

1:03:46

you know what I mean, Like all of a sudden he's like giving Joy's

1:03:49

likes or like you know, talking

1:03:51

about like relationship advice. Yes, like

1:03:54

Neil Neilane is like he's really

1:03:56

at like a three and one printer, you know what. It's

1:03:58

like, he's making the ring, he's talking relationship.

1:04:01

Yes, he's had three and one printer.

1:04:03

Yes he is.

1:04:04

He's your best friend to walk you down the aisle of beating

1:04:07

talk.

1:04:07

About rigs for so you know, it's got to be a

1:04:09

segment. And Joey doesn't have anything

1:04:11

to say about rings.

1:04:14

That was a big I mean, if you can't even he

1:04:17

can't pronounce Minneapolis, he's not gonna

1:04:19

have much to say about different carrots.

1:04:21

He picked a giant ring that was a huge

1:04:24

sparkler.

1:04:25

Sure, yeah, so then if it's

1:04:27

free, yeah, you

1:04:29

go big.

1:04:30

What is it called carrot? It's not orange?

1:04:33

That was That was Joey's question.

1:04:35

Did he really ask that?

1:04:36

No?

1:04:36

No, no, but I got or that was maybe they tried

1:04:38

to give that too poor to poor

1:04:41

Jen. I want the big, big, big

1:04:44

orange. So then there's a knock

1:04:47

on the door. Daisy's like, something's off.

1:04:49

It's not me, knock, knock, knock, she's

1:04:52

a Kelsey's doing.

1:04:53

Joey goes to the door. Cut to commercial.

1:04:56

Here comes Kelsey and.

1:04:59

They are playing crazy music

1:05:02

in the studio of like, well

1:05:04

they're waiting for this.

1:05:07

It's like this banana the

1:05:11

composer is playing bat shit

1:05:13

live like the the live studio audience

1:05:15

is getting crazy music. Daisy's knocking

1:05:18

on Kelsey's door in her red

1:05:20

dress and she's like Hey, look,

1:05:23

Kelsey starts crying, So can

1:05:25

I come in?

1:05:26

Good to see you? Hey, how was your week?

1:05:29

Just curious? How was your week?

1:05:32

Do you care if I ask? She's

1:05:34

like, I just feel a lot of validation. I felt really

1:05:37

great, Okay, cool, I will

1:05:39

be completely honest. Going

1:05:41

for a bachelorette. I've got

1:05:43

a few luck on.

1:05:44

My writer wrote, nil Lane, he's a quad

1:05:46

printer printed out.

1:05:48

I love the wrong man. Mis watch

1:05:51

imagine how much I can love the right man. She's

1:05:55

like, yeah, I just my date felt off. I

1:05:57

got something was missing. I got no form of validation.

1:06:00

It's hard.

1:06:01

She's like, well, I got validation.

1:06:03

So and

1:06:06

then Kelsey's like.

1:06:07

I do I love him

1:06:09

so much?

1:06:10

Then Daisy's like, I love him,

1:06:12

I care about him, but it really hurts.

1:06:16

I'm really worried.

1:06:18

So then Daisy is just staring off.

1:06:20

There's crazy music. They're in the car and

1:06:23

the ladies are holding hands and.

1:06:25

The reaction from the audience at this point,

1:06:27

I loved it, I wrote.

1:06:29

I wrote, this is fucked and I don't

1:06:32

like it.

1:06:33

I know everyone else liked it. I know, don't

1:06:35

come at me online.

1:06:36

I don't know.

1:06:37

At first, I was like, are they both going to break up

1:06:39

with him.

1:06:39

I was also like, I

1:06:42

actually did do it?

1:06:44

Was like, is this a name bush?

1:06:45

I walked down and be like, do it to

1:06:47

both of our fate. It

1:06:49

felt like an ambush.

1:06:51

It felt like first and I was very.

1:06:54

Yeah, I didn't like it because I.

1:06:56

Felt like it was an ambush. I felt like it was unfair

1:06:58

that they were gonna go make him, but it was enough.

1:07:00

It was could have also held hands for like

1:07:02

a second.

1:07:03

I know they were in the same car, so there's

1:07:05

no illusion that you don't know who goes first,

1:07:08

so then Daisy.

1:07:09

Goes action the audience was a collapse,

1:07:12

and then it was like but it was also by the

1:07:14

way, Neil Lane also got claps.

1:07:16

He came in and he loved

1:07:18

it.

1:07:18

He loves Tad.

1:07:20

But they plotted for this.

1:07:22

I.

1:07:24

Wrote, fucked not nice. I thought they

1:07:26

were gonna go screw over.

1:07:27

I didn't like it.

1:07:28

Fucked that nice. I thought they were gonna go fuck

1:07:30

over Joe.

1:07:31

I thought for a second too, that they were gonna like

1:07:33

ambush him.

1:07:34

Yeah, and then it became clear.

1:07:35

I think they just needed.

1:07:38

Each other.

1:07:38

Yeah, but I felt but I felt like they were gonna

1:07:40

fuck over Joey for a guy who was so insecure

1:07:43

about breaking somebody's heart.

1:07:45

I felt like they were gonna be like, well, do it to both of our

1:07:47

faces.

1:07:47

I was like, this is me.

1:07:49

And they were both so nice. I mean I thought that

1:07:51

for like an instant, and then I was like, no, I think they're

1:07:53

just here for emotional support for each other.

1:07:56

So then watch me.

1:07:59

So then she goes down and she's like

1:08:01

she's like, a different part of me lights up.

1:08:03

I do love you.

1:08:05

The thing is, this was

1:08:07

well written her writers.

1:08:09

Neil was doing really.

1:08:10

Well her right, Neil was on point.

1:08:14

The thing is, you're not gonna choose

1:08:16

me. That was empowering. Again, perfect

1:08:18

bachelorette audition. It was very brave and

1:08:21

a perfect audition for bachelorette.

1:08:23

I don't know, I feel like.

1:08:25

She just, you know, maybe

1:08:27

didn't want to make.

1:08:28

Him have to do it.

1:08:29

And again, a perfect audition if you want to be

1:08:31

bachelorette. And you know that's his biggest

1:08:34

fear, to be gracious to let him off the

1:08:36

hook. I'm like, this is a ten out

1:08:38

of ten auditions.

1:08:39

And he still cried like it was the end of the world.

1:08:41

Crying cry in his head, he's still thinking

1:08:43

that Kelsey could turn him down.

1:08:45

Yes, She's also like, but it's

1:08:47

not me as well.

1:08:48

But then she goes, she goes, she goes,

1:08:50

I'm gonna do what's best for me, and I'm gonna

1:08:52

go and I'm gonna walk myself out. I'm like, this

1:08:55

is the perfect audition. This is

1:08:57

perfect. She's walking herself out,

1:08:59

the dignity, the female empowerment,

1:09:01

she's holding the hands, she's supporting her friend,

1:09:03

she's letting him off the hook. It's like a

1:09:06

flawless audition to be Aboutelerette.

1:09:08

Then to get in the car after saying he's the

1:09:11

one I want to spend the rest of my life with him,

1:09:13

to not seem that upset, to

1:09:15

seem kind of okay, to go if

1:09:17

I can't love the wrong way, if I can love the wrong mean

1:09:19

that much, imagine much.

1:09:20

I'm like, she doesn't seem that upset.

1:09:23

Well, I almost. I almost thought that

1:09:26

it turned her off a little bit when she realized

1:09:29

that it wasn't requited.

1:09:31

You know, well, yeah, it's a turn off when somebody Yeah.

1:09:34

And almost and she almost in the after after

1:09:37

party, the after chafter party, I

1:09:39

felt like she was almost saying like she felt

1:09:42

that from him and she digested

1:09:44

that, but how quickly.

1:09:45

I've broken up with people and been devastated.

1:09:47

He's not saying she completely fell completely out.

1:09:48

Of twelve hours.

1:09:50

She was like, I love him to his family, I love

1:09:52

him, I love him forever. Like you know what, I'm

1:09:55

good, I'm gonna walk myself out. He's the

1:09:57

wrong one.

1:09:58

I just it felt.

1:09:59

I was like, I feel like her talking

1:10:01

to Kelsey was a huge turning point for her.

1:10:03

Uh huh.

1:10:04

And she's like, you know what, if Kelsey's happy, then.

1:10:06

It's not me. Yeah, it's not me.

1:10:08

Fast to like gather yourself that fast

1:10:10

and not seem that upset in the car. This is like twenty

1:10:13

eight hours later, but she.

1:10:14

Could see that Kelsey wanted it more than she did.

1:10:17

I know.

1:10:17

I'm just saying, if you're that in love and it's

1:10:19

like not even two nights

1:10:22

later and you're like, okay.

1:10:23

I'm with you, I totally understand where you're coming from.

1:10:25

But also we're talking about falling in love over four weeks.

1:10:28

I know.

1:10:29

I mean, I'm sure everyone is going to disagree

1:10:31

with She.

1:10:31

Had to making it that far that she was

1:10:33

doing pretty well with the would do well

1:10:36

with the public.

1:10:36

Yes, look, I'm sure this is a very I don't

1:10:39

usually go against the grain. I'm a people pleaser.

1:10:41

She landed that plane so graceful. It

1:10:44

was not a boeing, Ok, it was it landed,

1:10:46

it was a it was a year ago. It

1:10:49

was a start. I can do this. It

1:10:51

was like this about to change.

1:10:52

Perfect audition, well perfect,

1:10:54

I mean, she just it was like, very gracious.

1:10:57

Because normally people when they lose this are like fuck

1:10:59

you fuck them, No, don't everybody fuck this whole thing.

1:11:01

And she's just like, you know what, two

1:11:03

really great people are in love and I'll find moll.

1:11:05

But I think it's changed now for the final

1:11:08

leads, if you are gracious, you're more likely to

1:11:10

get picked.

1:11:11

Yeah.

1:11:11

Maybe, but I mean I think also, like you know, I

1:11:14

don't know, maybe she just didn't want to be a bitch. Yeah.

1:11:16

Maybe we don't even know. By the time she got back to the hotel,

1:11:18

what could have transpired.

1:11:20

She just was like she maybe was at peace

1:11:22

with it and was like I'm happy for

1:11:24

them. Yeah, I was Okay, if

1:11:27

you think your get married and it's twelve

1:11:29

hours later and you're like, you know what, I'm good, Like,

1:11:31

I like, well, no, because we learned that. She says

1:11:34

on after the final rows, when did you know? And she

1:11:36

was like, it was after the rose ceremony, after

1:11:39

Fantasy See and they had they gave each

1:11:41

other a look, and she's like, and I just was like,

1:11:43

all right, that's fair, all right.

1:11:45

I'm not trying to be I'm not trying to be just it

1:11:47

also does want to be stuck pigeonholed in the villain

1:11:50

uh all the villain variety reality

1:11:53

shows, because now there's so many. She doesn't feel

1:11:55

like it just gather up the villains and have them compete.

1:11:57

She doesn't feel like a villain.

1:11:58

She feels like a nice girl who's getting

1:12:00

too She's.

1:12:01

Just doing it. Yeah, she's doing everything right

1:12:03

for being.

1:12:04

A She's

1:12:06

very good at it.

1:12:08

I will say, I was watching do you remember

1:12:10

Gabby? Not of Gabby and Rachel, but Gabby

1:12:13

who was her Gabby, Kate

1:12:16

and Zach. It was between her and

1:12:18

Zach.

1:12:18

Yes, yeah, Vermont.

1:12:21

And she said herself like, I knew it wasn't

1:12:24

me, but I only stayed because I

1:12:26

wanted Katie to not think that she was chosen

1:12:28

as like because he wasn't sure.

1:12:31

Yes, but she I was looking at her Instagram stories,

1:12:33

and she was talking about it and about like that final

1:12:35

moment and like not being the chosen one, and she was

1:12:37

writing that like she still to this day has

1:12:39

not watched that episode because she doesn't even she

1:12:41

says, she can't like rebring up that feeling.

1:12:44

I don't blame her. I wouldn't want to watch

1:12:46

that dramatic.

1:12:47

So like in the moment she was able to be like Okay, yes,

1:12:49

and then like leave and then yeah, and she

1:12:52

was the one that said why are you

1:12:54

making the women s get out of the van

1:12:57

and like step in mud? That's so remember

1:12:59

she like a fit And

1:13:01

then now you saw because she pointed it out,

1:13:04

like they had mats in front of the where the girls

1:13:06

get out of the she did and

1:13:08

it was just like see dude, at least I told

1:13:10

him, like because I remember when she left, she's like, how dare you make

1:13:12

Katie step out to go get Like wow?

1:13:17

Great?

1:13:17

She was great. But anyways, she still to this day hasn't watched

1:13:19

and she's like, I just I don't want to.

1:13:21

I get that. I get that.

1:13:23

By the way, Kelsey also the slowest walk

1:13:25

down to when she.

1:13:27

Watched, she knew, she knew. I mean she knew

1:13:29

she did the bride's dress. She saw her from everything

1:13:32

slow, so there was the slowest walk ever. He's

1:13:35

like, I can't wait to see her. It was the slowest walk I've ever

1:13:37

seen.

1:13:38

And at first his proposal was

1:13:40

like I love you, I would, and then

1:13:42

it got and then like when

1:13:44

he was actually able to reveal that he was proposing,

1:13:47

I felt like he.

1:13:50

Loosened up and.

1:13:53

And did feel scripted. Oh yeah, at

1:13:56

Kelsey, it was very scripted from the day

1:13:58

I saw you.

1:13:59

Yeah, if I am, if

1:14:01

I love Yeah, she's uh. She

1:14:04

my brother texts to me, also angry about the grammar

1:14:06

on the show.

1:14:07

She already knew where my.

1:14:10

Hey, he said, she already knew where my heart

1:14:12

lied. My brother didn't like it.

1:14:14

It's not my person.

1:14:16

So she did the slow walk down slow

1:14:19

walk and his numbed speech,

1:14:22

there's nothing difficult about choosing you.

1:14:24

I love you, something about you. I

1:14:27

don't know how life

1:14:30

could be better. But then I found that

1:14:32

it was you. And then they got excited,

1:14:34

and then he came. Then he woke up out of his script

1:14:36

and she's like yes, and then they're stopping their tears,

1:14:39

are so happy. Leiah

1:14:41

did an eye roll watching it, She's

1:14:44

so like, it's

1:14:46

like, don't I roll their happiness?

1:14:50

Yeah, she was, so they were

1:14:53

so cute. They're so cute.

1:14:55

I actually I really hope

1:14:57

that. So I read that they did couples

1:15:00

therapy.

1:15:01

Uh, they've done couple therapy because they are

1:15:03

not together, so I think it's been like I'm

1:15:05

sure it's hard. It seemed like they

1:15:08

were so cute together. So first they bring out Daisy.

1:15:11

The Leah's eye roll was for Daisy.

1:15:14

When she came out, she said,

1:15:16

I knew it's not me.

1:15:17

How did you know?

1:15:18

She definitely was wearing a revenge dress.

1:15:21

She looks hot, Daisy. She's

1:15:24

like, you know what, I'm just so happy for them. They're two

1:15:26

amazing people. Congratulations.

1:15:28

How did you know?

1:15:29

She's like, you know what, I

1:15:32

just knew it. And when I

1:15:34

saw that look and there's love and grace

1:15:37

and it's understandable. And then

1:15:39

she said, my light was dimmed and you helped

1:15:42

bring my light back up. I mean, she

1:15:44

was really grace and they together like

1:15:46

there was no.

1:15:48

Like they really seemed like on good

1:15:50

terms.

1:15:51

Yeah, when they were sitting there and they seemed to really nice.

1:15:55

Look, I don't think she's a bad I'm not trying.

1:15:57

It was more the music video,

1:16:00

like it's not It was more just like when

1:16:04

I would go on dates of people and then date three

1:16:06

this lawyer would reveal that they'd taken

1:16:09

like two improv classes at UCV, do

1:16:11

you know what I mean? It was more like, I think

1:16:13

because of the music video that made me go, oh,

1:16:16

like, are you trying to were you already trying to break into

1:16:18

this business? Like it just made

1:16:20

me kind of go, okay, so.

1:16:21

What does she do?

1:16:23

Well?

1:16:23

We saw she wrote a children's book.

1:16:25

Yeah, I mean all I knew was she had the Christmas tree

1:16:27

farm, so like it seemed like oh and then but then

1:16:30

when you hear like music video and the like, there's

1:16:32

just something I was like, Okay, I don't know that.

1:16:33

I fully I feel like she came on to

1:16:36

advance a career and get the exposure,

1:16:38

but then fell in love with Joey or like, you know,

1:16:41

I liked him enough to try to.

1:16:43

Her job, says account executive, try

1:16:45

to win vague.

1:16:47

Yeah, vague.

1:16:50

So then.

1:16:52

Kelsey comes out. Both of them

1:16:55

have key holes in the dress and

1:16:58

he's so he is

1:17:01

clearly so into Kelsey. They're

1:17:04

very cute as a couple. He goes, I

1:17:06

love you forever, this is it, this is it for

1:17:08

me. Jesse kept browing out in

1:17:10

his football time. He's like, okay, man, so like, how

1:17:12

did you know, bro?

1:17:13

Like, how'd you tell me?

1:17:13

Man?

1:17:14

Like he's like guy to guy.

1:17:16

Jesse's me over there like me

1:17:18

too.

1:17:19

I like himre And

1:17:22

then she was talking about the mom and

1:17:24

she said grief, I realize his love souvenir.

1:17:26

I thought that was so sweet.

1:17:28

Wow.

1:17:30

How about the ad for some local news reporter

1:17:32

whose last name is Pinocchio.

1:17:36

Georgia Pinocchio.

1:17:38

Oh my god.

1:17:39

It's been an entertainment reporter on Channel

1:17:41

seven in LA for many years and

1:17:44

he gotot Harrison Ford.

1:17:47

I'm excited to see him like it's the the

1:17:49

most happy hair for as ever.

1:17:52

Yeah, it was excited.

1:17:53

Yeah, he was like like you're everywhere.

1:17:55

I think he was just getting annoyed that he'd see him at every

1:17:58

red car.

1:18:00

I was and think you got a full ad just

1:18:02

about being George Pinocchio. During the

1:18:04

finale, I was like, what is happening?

1:18:07

The ads are wild?

1:18:10

So then Joey's

1:18:13

coming to Nola and then we're moving to n

1:18:15

y C. That's when maybe we can get them to do our

1:18:17

Bellhouse show. There you go, that'd

1:18:19

be fun.

1:18:19

I don't think they should move to New

1:18:23

York.

1:18:23

They said they're going there at first, so

1:18:26

uh you know, I think.

1:18:27

They should just stand.

1:18:28

Trying to figure out.

1:18:29

So he's he lives in Hawaii or did live he

1:18:31

lives in Philly, now lives in Philly.

1:18:34

Okay, he stay with his family in Philly recovering

1:18:36

from Charity.

1:18:37

Okay.

1:18:38

I don't know if they even said they're going to go

1:18:40

to uh no, for

1:18:43

while, they're going to move to New York.

1:18:44

They're going to move to New York.

1:18:46

I think they need to, but I feel like that's

1:18:48

better than LA.

1:18:49

You're just trying to grab the bull.

1:18:51

I mean to make some money. Yeah

1:18:54

yeah, I mean that's where like fun. New

1:18:57

York is so fun to be a celebrity that gets to

1:18:59

go to stuff, Yeah, dude.

1:19:02

And I feel like if you can do it well, like and

1:19:04

there's and it feels like the couples

1:19:06

that live there get a little protected more than

1:19:08

here. Like I feel like that's that that feels

1:19:11

like the place to move for success is a couple

1:19:14

And that's where Charity and Dot are. That's where

1:19:16

Joe and Serena are Is that where Matt James

1:19:19

is.

1:19:19

I think he's in like Miami.

1:19:21

They were there for a.

1:19:22

While, but that Yeah, Robby and Gaby are here.

1:19:24

Yeah, Robby and Gaby are here. I

1:19:26

saw them the other night at Largo. So

1:19:29

then they bring out uh so

1:19:31

then they find out that Jasper National

1:19:34

Park Hotel has.

1:19:35

Given them a very

1:19:37

price. Is right to me?

1:19:38

I know, I felt like like last year

1:19:40

Charity in Dotton got to go to like.

1:19:42

Rome and like sometimes they're like the where

1:19:44

you're going to be married on live TV.

1:19:46

And yeah, yeah, we're going back to the hotel we already

1:19:48

went to.

1:19:49

Yeah, the whole show is them going

1:19:51

on vacations everywhere. Why give them

1:19:53

another vacation that doesn't even count? Yeah,

1:19:56

doesn't even you know that's not gonna be a

1:19:59

paid again. Yeah, to take

1:20:01

a pause in your career that you need to start

1:20:03

immediately at some

1:20:05

resort. Yeah again that

1:20:07

you've been to already.

1:20:09

So then so then they bring out

1:20:11

who's going to be the bachelorette. So then outcomes

1:20:14

Daisy and she's like, if I can love

1:20:16

the wrong person this much, imagine I munching the

1:20:18

right person. Yesterday was the one year for cochlear

1:20:21

implant. She's healthy and happy and

1:20:23

it's time for her to focus on living

1:20:26

and she's not ready. Look, I'm sure she's been dragged

1:20:28

through the press and is she's

1:20:30

gotten more followers than anyone ever has. I

1:20:33

think it's smart to not do it, yeah,

1:20:36

because she'll just get just she'll just get destroyed.

1:20:39

And if things don't go well

1:20:41

in real life, she could always be it down the line.

1:20:43

She could be it and like she could be.

1:20:50

Or she could go to paradise.

1:20:51

Yeah, paradise is not happening.

1:20:53

What what?

1:20:54

What is the story right now is that they're

1:20:57

worried there won't be a paradise shutting it.

1:20:58

Down announced her. Sure, but the rumor

1:21:01

is it's not happening.

1:21:01

Because numbers were bad on the last

1:21:04

season.

1:21:04

But I feel like it was because they were doing it at the same time

1:21:06

as as Golden and it was like separate.

1:21:09

It was literally in December, June.

1:21:12

You've got to be like summer, August.

1:21:14

September shows. It was their

1:21:16

summer.

1:21:17

It's like right before the fall season and

1:21:19

now everything's been messed up to the strike and

1:21:21

like.

1:21:23

Okay, feels like they just want to you know, that

1:21:25

that Golden Bachelor was so strong that

1:21:27

they'd rather put their energies Golden

1:21:30

Bachelorette.

1:21:31

So then they

1:21:33

brought out They're like, we have a surprise for you, Daisy.

1:21:36

There's a person that you haven't seen, and

1:21:38

it was Kelsey.

1:21:39

Again. Yeah.

1:21:40

I just was like, they're just stretching for so.

1:21:43

They weren't allowed to speak either during this time.

1:21:46

I guess it just feel like they were filling time.

1:21:48

Though they should have brought Neil yet Lena.

1:21:50

I mean I would have loved that, or like

1:21:53

brought out what's her name to apologize Leslie

1:21:55

for being like, don't get cocky.

1:21:58

She wasn't in the audience.

1:21:59

I noticed that.

1:22:01

So then they brought

1:22:03

Jen out and

1:22:06

she was like, well, well, well I want

1:22:08

to really really really

1:22:11

big personality. I'm

1:22:14

kidding, but listen, it's shot

1:22:16

o'clock somewhere.

1:22:17

I'm like, oh

1:22:20

god.

1:22:20

And I felt like somebody had I felt

1:22:22

like somebody talked to her to both of those to

1:22:25

try to make her seem more exciting, like and

1:22:27

we just don't know where that well, but she's a cute girl.

1:22:29

She seems sweet.

1:22:31

Was she a partier on the I know? I'm

1:22:33

like, we're like what yeah,

1:22:36

shots of what you know? And like there was people

1:22:38

in the audience did look like they would just like just

1:22:40

kind of stand there holding it like they weren't all actually

1:22:43

doing it.

1:22:44

It was weird.

1:22:45

It was weird, and yeah, there's

1:22:47

no excitement for it. It's like they were trying to turn it

1:22:49

into a big bachelorette party or something. Yeah,

1:22:52

like let's all get crazy somewhere.

1:22:56

It felt also did the way

1:22:58

she said it, I didn't even catch shot the

1:23:00

first time. You don't know somewhere.

1:23:03

You don't know me at all. Yeah, I don't know what I'm like.

1:23:05

Dad talks and he's an alcoholic. He'll

1:23:08

be like, well, it's noon in Japan. Thats

1:23:11

still too early.

1:23:12

She had She had the keyhole going choose keyhole

1:23:14

too?

1:23:14

She had a keyhole too.

1:23:16

You can't get through the doors without a keyhole. You

1:23:18

got, Well, how are you going to get a serious

1:23:21

contender.

1:23:21

If you don't have a key or how are you going to get in?

1:23:24

You can't have a lot of tape on your body?

1:23:26

Can I holding things together?

1:23:28

Two pm?

1:23:29

Too early to wear a keyhole at our at our

1:23:31

San Diego show?

1:23:32

Two pm somewhere to wear a keyhole. Do I have

1:23:34

to go by? Do I need to order?

1:23:36

I have to I think I might need to get a keyhole

1:23:38

dress.

1:23:38

It's keyhole because you're going to get all the guys shirtless

1:23:41

right at some point.

1:23:42

Yeah, that's a good idea.

1:23:43

Yeah, you know what, I might need

1:23:45

to get a keyhole dress and listen, this is it.

1:23:47

Go to Revolve dot com.

1:23:49

They were all from Revolve. So

1:23:51

we're going next on on April six

1:23:54

at two pm. Nothing says a comedy show

1:23:56

like two pm.

1:23:57

And absolutely pitch black.

1:23:58

I tried to.

1:23:59

Get Aaron the Firefighter,

1:24:01

but he's meeting his girlfriend's parents up in Tahoe.

1:24:04

Which that simply doesn't work for us.

1:24:06

So I was trying to get the full erin. I was trying

1:24:08

to get Aaron, Aaron C, Aaron

1:24:10

B, and Aaron the Firefighter a

1:24:13

royal flush of errands, I

1:24:16

would have gotten the three air. So we have Aaron

1:24:19

Plancy of the Nectar, Aaron

1:24:21

and James Nectar. Then

1:24:23

we have Aaron B who

1:24:26

was Aaron B was on with

1:24:28

Liza this summer on Paradise

1:24:31

and he was on Charity season.

1:24:34

He had the date that was up by the

1:24:37

the Observatory and he

1:24:39

always would give her the coin to flip the coin

1:24:43

aside a coin in

1:24:45

a keyhole. Then we have Logan

1:24:48

from the COVID cruise ship from

1:24:51

Gabby Gabby and uh, he

1:24:54

was the one that get kicked off from the COVID

1:24:57

for having COVID on the COVID.

1:25:00

We have Tyler.

1:25:01

He worked at the boardwalk during Rachel's

1:25:04

season and he was on Paradise.

1:25:08

Uh. Those are that's our trifect that's

1:25:10

our quad, our quad of gentlemen.

1:25:11

Logan didn't end up with anybody on Paradise though,

1:25:13

right, he's.

1:25:14

But wasn't he?

1:25:15

He was with my sister in Christ, my sister

1:25:17

in Christ. I ended up dumping him because he couldn't AFFORDI

1:25:20

vacation somewhere.

1:25:21

Yeah.

1:25:22

Yeah.

1:25:23

And then Kate, who are the lay people?

1:25:25

The lay people are us doctor Banana,

1:25:27

Jakis, je Quys and

1:25:30

I think, I think When

1:25:32

You Rise Up is going to.

1:25:33

Come there and we're going to drive out with jss Ambrose.

1:25:36

Jess Ambrose, who's so funny, So it's going

1:25:38

to be great. It's at Mike

1:25:40

Drop Comedy.

1:25:41

Get your tickets so we could do.

1:25:43

This other places still tickets and if if

1:25:45

we if you don't buy them. We'll be devastated.

1:25:47

If you don't buy them, my key hole will

1:25:49

close.

1:25:53

He's going to.

1:25:55

Nobodys.

1:25:57

I can't be.

1:26:00

What it was just supposed to do.

1:26:01

I gotta be all.

1:26:02

I gotta follow my mom's legacy. Okay, you guys,

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shifts, I tuned into Lady

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to Lady and Arden was the guest.

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She had me giggling and delighted before

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five am, and if you ask me, that's

1:29:04

peak talent. I stopped listening to all

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other podcasts and I started listening to Weeks at the Strops

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from the very first episode. I

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watched a few episodes of the Bachelor of before but when

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I began this journey with Arden and the

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Gang, I was really just in it.

1:29:17

For the goops. I became a crazed

1:29:20

woman whose only friends are Arden and her fellow

1:29:22

champions on the pod.

1:29:23

I understand that now I'm all cut up and I'm

1:29:25

just.

1:29:25

In time to watch along with Gabby and Rachel's love

1:29:27

journey.

1:29:28

PS.

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I'm also a dedicated bananamal

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Oh shit, she.

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Listens all my podcast.

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I just listened to me that Katie Levine might be

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there.

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Katie, and if.

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Arda is on the market, I think her and Scott's

1:29:39

on the market. If Arden is on the market, I think

1:29:41

her and Scotty might hit it off. Will you

1:29:43

accept this banana?

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Love you all?

1:29:45

Jessina las so cute, Scotty's

1:29:47

cute, Scotty's door, Scotty's

1:29:50

adorable.

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Can I just say I would recommend my own episode

1:29:53

of Lady's Lady because the title is

1:29:55

so funny. It was a great time also recording with those

1:29:57

ladies. But my episode title is come

1:30:00

and if you like that, ie real

1:30:03

funny time on that show. So go listen to Lady

1:30:06

to Lady.

1:30:06

Well, here's one more great review

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Five Stars Champion Podcast

1:30:11

and I was cut off Something Champion podcast

1:30:14

for Something five stars Jeanette,

1:30:16

five to two three, Hello Arden and a gang in the Bougie

1:30:18

Garage.

1:30:19

Thank you for this podcast.

1:30:20

I've been listening for years. This past

1:30:23

January, when I faced a second surgery for

1:30:25

my Achilles tendon, I immediately

1:30:27

put a plan a place for my mental health during recovery.

1:30:31

As a single person, being on a knee scooter for

1:30:33

weeks, having a temporary rehome, my senior

1:30:35

dog, not being able to drive, etc. Etca

1:30:37

takes its toll. This podcast was

1:30:39

a big part of my recovery plan. First,

1:30:42

for the laughter and the familiar voices, I consider

1:30:44

you my podcast friends. Second, it gave me something

1:30:46

to look forward to each week. Third, I

1:30:49

became a champion for my recovery.

1:30:51

I thought about your tennis stories and I rallied myself

1:30:53

my champion behavior. Renting a ramp

1:30:56