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to the Bone Zone episode.

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It is the Fantasy Sweets episode

1:01

of Willia accept this rose? I don't know which one number

1:03

two. My name is Arta Marine, and I am

1:05

so excited for to break

1:07

down what I consider the most

1:09

important as Bill counselor text of the

1:11

most important episode of television since

1:14

the Moon Landing. I

1:16

would have to agree with that. I'm gonna have to agree

1:18

with that side note before we get started,

1:21

speaking of Bill Counseler, we are watching

1:23

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1:25

Smith. And Brendan has a really funny

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podcast. We gotta support our friends

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of the show. Brendan Smith is a joy

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and he has a new podcast called The Brando Cast

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And I just did an episode and it's up today and you guys should

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support us on iTunes everywhere.

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We love them. But more importantly, let's get to fantasy

1:41

sweets. I

1:44

to my right, someone fuck Tyler?

1:46

Am I right? Somebody's back

1:49

and she didn't fuck Tyler. She didn't

1:51

suck Tylor. Oh

1:54

I will? I think I need

1:56

to take that hill almost Tyler.

1:59

Let me get it. Let me give you a troup. First of all, I

2:01

love your your bitch T shirt. You tapped

2:04

out last week because you were sick. You're so

2:06

excited because the ladies sucker where

2:09

I won the world you won the World Cup. Let

2:11

me give you a proper in trout cow

2:15

About, cow About.

2:21

I want to dance with my friend Aaron.

2:25

I want to see you all eight

2:27

on the dance. Well, you're my friend. I've

2:29

traveled the world with you. I know that

2:31

you're late night gown and if

2:35

you were my platonic lady, my

2:38

partner Aaron Fowley, I will play.

2:41

We went half forty eight cats

2:44

and living some time,

2:49

keeps going, stop buying my job as

2:51

Eric. Also

2:55

you love me? Oh my

2:57

god, oh

2:59

my god, that might have been

3:01

my favorite. Did you like it? Because

3:03

we would live together with sevn't

3:06

even have to get any more. I have like eight

3:08

have tam. I miss you, I miss you.

3:10

Can I tell you guys what I did yesterday? I

3:13

actually sent Debbie

3:16

Ryan a Venmo request for seventeen

3:18

thousand dollars. Oh my god, she

3:20

hasn't required she hasn't texted.

3:24

I actually had to be careful that I didn't

3:26

pay her like I had to be very careful that I

3:29

was a request and then I wasn't send

3:32

like I didn't know her Venmo handle until

3:34

I came in and then I got it. And I keep

3:36

threatening to ask her for seventeen like venmore

3:38

request her and I sent it yesterday

3:41

and I haven't heard that there's

3:43

been no texting. She actually

3:45

texting about something else, but didn't mention that

3:48

she's like if one more friend asked me for se

3:51

exactly. Now I just have to do I act

3:53

like I just didn't do it,

3:56

or do I just keeping like a reminder,

4:00

your legendary question reminder.

4:05

All right, across catty

4:08

corner to me is a woman

4:11

in a really sexy dress. Let's

4:13

give her a proper intro. Yes,

4:22

leading powers

4:24

a secretary of this day.

4:31

I just love it, traveled

4:33

with her eyes. Think that I

4:35

might break into her house in Los Angeles

4:38

and that's not pat

4:41

I'm sure. I'm not sure. Upon a round

4:43

her, she'll call you a Serria Kella.

4:46

But then she'll say, my name is Paget

4:48

Bruster, I'm a secretary of state,

4:50

and I will go on Amazon, Hello,

4:53

buy one piece, pay things. So I love

4:56

she's my Yeah,

5:01

we're not sure is

5:06

up? Then you're off the hook. If Debbie

5:08

pays up, Debbie better you better send her

5:10

request to fill your request for when

5:12

I hit you, I don't have Venmo for that reason.

5:14

You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna make

5:17

you. I'm gonna take you out for some reason

5:19

that you'll have to vowe me Venmo me like ten

5:21

bucks, and then I'll have it. And then I'm gonna send

5:23

your request. I

5:26

don't think she'll see coming. I know those

5:28

are a really long songs. There you

5:30

should are? Are you making an album? I am.

5:32

I have a new single dropping for this new

5:34

school year. It's about to school album. Cool

5:39

Yeah. Person was inspired by Barracuda. Oh

5:42

yeah, clearly, and yours is. I want to answer

5:44

somebody um

5:46

across from me. We he

5:49

is not. He's he did a solo flight.

5:51

He came in early and we did

5:54

that draft picks together and we need to

5:56

see how we did. But it's so exciting

5:58

to get him in the bowel of

6:01

hell with my favorite people. Let's give him

6:03

a proper show.

6:05

Oh oh,

6:10

ma'am, ladies. Are you having

6:12

fun, ladies? Or children's tacos

6:15

for you ladies? This is my

6:17

friend. He's not a lady. Is man

6:20

manliest man of the men, But

6:23

I know I know lots of man's

6:25

and this man's I

6:27

love very much. We've tried to get massages

6:30

together and he likes us right hand,

6:32

and he is my friends, got

6:34

kids. We

6:37

would go out for tacos in Atlanta together.

6:39

This is Scott Kane. He's he's one of our instationable

6:43

permant to be and we would go out for children's tacos,

6:45

and they would always be lately, ladies, are

6:47

you girls having fun? Girls?

6:51

Girls? You guys? You guys are

6:52

a ladies?

6:54

Do you need an extra chair? It

6:57

didn't happen once, and with one waiter,

6:59

it was every every time, every waiter,

7:02

every We kept going back because we love

7:04

their children's tacos. Did you

7:06

like your song? I loved my song

7:09

like a copy of I

7:11

might even pay seventeen song.

7:14

Oh my god. I finally I would

7:16

restore my friendship with debt, which was fractured

7:19

last night. I'll hit

7:21

you up. I'll send you a Vemo request. Are

7:23

you just at Scott King? Yeah?

7:26

Okay, I'll

7:29

just put it out there and see you that. I'll

7:32

just go fishing. Perfect. Oh

7:34

my god, Tanna Kay, how

7:36

are you what an

7:38

inner sanctum we are in? I'm so o c

7:40

d. I'm gonna make you put that thing on the rug. Okay,

7:43

guys, Anna, Katie,

7:46

Aaron Padget Scott, is

7:48

that not the greatest episode of television

7:51

you have ever seen in your entire life? It's

7:54

right there, up there, It's right up there.

7:57

Yeah. I was, honest to god,

7:59

I have been so excited to watch

8:02

an episode. Yeah, I

8:04

almost texted you like I feel giddy and

8:06

I felt I really used the word giddy

8:08

out loud. I know, yeah, I was squealing

8:11

and screaming. It did

8:13

not that's a point. It was so

8:15

good. No, Scott, you've been hitting the season.

8:18

Yes, and did that I don't want

8:20

to you know, I know you And did that redeem

8:22

it? Yes? It did, really

8:25

did. Back in and back I

8:28

used very long. It's a very long game

8:31

because normally a guy that

8:33

we hate doesn't make it this far. Like

8:35

usually the hated one gets

8:37

left by a blow hole on

8:40

an island, or on the cliff, like

8:42

the one we hate, like Olivier, or like a child,

8:44

like whoever it is that comes in strong, somebody

8:46

falls from them and then we see that they they get

8:49

cut on the double the two on one

8:52

because allegedly some super

8:55

fan emailed in. It was supposed it

8:57

was Aaron. It was supposed to be

8:59

with the Luke two on one, but the other

9:01

Luke tapped out. I think that was that awful

9:04

date in Scotland. Was supposed to be a two on

9:06

one where they were looking at the cliffs and the castle, but

9:08

the other guy laughed. So it was supposed

9:11

to because it was going to be the two Luke's who hated it. And

9:13

then there was no explanation, there was no exit

9:15

interview. He was last Luke P

9:17

or which was Luke asked? He just was

9:19

gone. He just said, then I'm gonna go.

9:22

If you can like him and me, then I gotta go. And

9:24

that was it. Maybe he was murdered by

9:26

the other Luke the door

9:29

right we want he? Yeah, Paul,

9:31

please keep chatting

9:32

on what

9:36

happened to that Luke still nothing nothing.

9:38

We might find out next week. I

9:41

think he was just like, like,

9:44

here, I have an actual career. I think he's

9:46

right. He just was over it. He was. I think he also

9:48

saw that she was her her lady

9:50

parts were dancing so hard for Luke

9:52

p that no matter that she was gonna

9:54

be for whatever reason, he was the one that

9:57

fell in the web of the laser beam of

9:59

this bully and all he could do was

10:01

lose face and that he actually had a real career.

10:03

Do you think it's because his name was also Luke, and Luke's

10:06

like, I'm the only Loop just freaked

10:08

out. I do think he didn't like I think he didn't like

10:10

having another Loop because I

10:12

was thinking why would he pick on him otherwise, and

10:15

he's like kind of nobody. And to see

10:17

she was tweeting last night some like like trash

10:19

about him. So it's like he's not going to come

10:21

back and win. She's done.

10:24

He didn't win because there was a theory

10:26

that Rob had last week that he came back,

10:28

that he comes back with a ring. He does come back

10:31

with a ring. Yeah, but like I

10:33

mean, that might be what we saw in the previous

10:36

we know somebody comes back. I'm

10:38

sure. I'm sure he bought her cracker

10:41

Jack's. You know, he was Christian Ring

10:43

of Death. We're going to get to it

10:46

later about like he was. He

10:48

was flexing his knuckles like he wanted to punch

10:50

her. He that

10:54

was terrified. He's scary, and

10:56

his eyes like he was the black people.

10:58

It really get he and they were pointing

11:00

that out earlier in this season where he gets

11:02

that like shark guys. Yeah, he's

11:05

like about to punch her and then says, let's

11:07

pray yeah yeah, yeah,

11:09

you could say speak freely. Yeah,

11:11

he like actually scared me. S was

11:14

like if he going to kill her, choke

11:16

her out, That's what I thought. I thought he was going to choke her and kill

11:18

her. I honestly felt like if there was no cameras, he would

11:20

have taken her head and like smash it against the smashed

11:23

it against the like the van. It was

11:26

we'll get there. I mean I really I went

11:28

back and wrote down everything he said that I

11:30

just thought was like insane or abusive

11:32

or whatever, because it was just like unbelievable

11:35

how they should clip and release a how

11:37

not to be? Yeah, so

11:40

so proud of her in

11:43

the moment. I

11:45

actually felt like she handled that better than I

11:47

can. Oh. She I was really shocked.

11:50

She's someone who went from not being able to

11:52

form a toast yeah in

11:54

the and the Bachelor anything.

11:59

Yeah, she's just took

12:01

my words, took my toes. That

12:04

was a long speech, pretty

12:07

eloquence and straightforward

12:09

and honest and vulnerable, and

12:11

she kept her wits about progressed

12:15

through that hum the

12:17

humor of the mic drop of I know

12:19

how to get you in the van and I

12:21

had to fuck you and I sucked in a

12:24

windmill twice and we did it again. Like it

12:26

was like, she's not fine, she was done

12:28

being manipulated. And it was the phrase I

12:30

know how to get you in the she thought

12:33

it. She had the thought. She

12:35

said it out lust. She's kind of giggling and

12:37

she I think I know how to

12:39

get you. And then he

12:41

looked like

12:42

that's the time he

12:45

was going to shove her head against the door. Okay,

12:47

we'll start at the top, and you feel just

12:49

say whatever you to her

12:51

talking about that, you see it in her eyes

12:54

when she realizes what

12:56

everyone has been boarding her. Yeah, you see

12:58

this turd, and where she's like, oh

13:00

my god, Yeah, this is what they've all been saying

13:02

to me. Which made the

13:05

horrible date, which we'll get to with

13:07

Jed. Horrible date

13:10

with Jed, But you did see maybe

13:12

that was the wheels turning appetizer.

13:15

Jed was appetizers in

13:17

the windmill. I haven't meant Jed for everything

13:20

he said. He was very honest and like he's

13:22

he's so dynamic and fun

13:25

and interesting. He said to

13:27

her about him about Luke, No, I know he's

13:29

sucking snooze fest and he but

13:34

it's also like, dude, bro, bro, you've

13:36

got a girlfriend, you know what I mean? Like, just knowing

13:38

that he's doing all this with a girlfriend, You're

13:40

like, didn't Yeah, you

13:43

now see, I'm going to confess, I don't. I

13:45

have not been going online because I didn't want anything.

13:47

He has a girlfriend, so he

13:50

I guess he was with a woman. So

13:53

he's a stripper, and he's a stripper.

13:58

Ok okay, now I wish i'd know me.

14:00

Okay. So he's so he's

14:03

like a country western review

14:05

to like speed out and then

14:08

like he was with a woman.

14:11

So when he told Hannah was I wanted to come

14:13

on for my music career, which is what which

14:15

was accurate. And he was dating this other woman

14:18

that he was with up until the night before in

14:20

the hotel. But apparently he cheated on

14:22

that other woman that he told that

14:24

he loved her. He brought her down to the Bahamas or

14:26

whatever, and apparently ten days before

14:28

he brought her to the Bahamas, he slept with another

14:30

woman. So he's not as

14:33

nice as he seems. Allegedly, Yes,

14:36

why are you with Luke? But

14:40

he was correct. He was correct in saying

14:43

I think you do things that

14:45

hurt yourself like that was okay,

14:48

okay, there, all right, okay, okay, So here

14:50

we are. We're gonna do the two late meringue

14:53

ones first and then we'll take him. We'll

14:55

take a break and we'll get ready for the gutter.

14:58

Here we go. We're in Greece, we're in Great

15:00

Grace. It's fantasy and she's and she was saying

15:03

like I loved

15:05

it. I loved her excited she was to fuck

15:07

you know. She was like it's fantasy

15:10

sweet week. Like remember

15:13

how we I hated? Who was with me

15:15

that I was like, I'm I'm we're going to refuse to watch

15:17

this season because I couldn't stand her? Was

15:19

it you and I all of us? Yeah,

15:22

I mean none of us really liked her. I just was like

15:24

she's the worst of all of worsteas,

15:27

which is a word. And after

15:30

and then throughout the whole season, I was like she's kind of

15:32

better, like kind of like, yeah, she has moments.

15:34

And then that dance sequence last

15:36

night before the Fantasy suitets just making me laugh

15:39

so hard that I was like, oh my god,

15:41

I could have a beer with her. I mean, I hate

15:43

Alabhama, but yeah, you couldn't

15:45

hang out, Yeah you could for

15:47

sure. When seriously, there's

15:50

something in her that we didn't see last

15:52

season, Like there's a personality,

15:54

there's a sense of something not I think,

15:56

not competing with other women. Just

15:59

knowing that she's the desired one. She's enough

16:01

like it's

16:03

pageants, because it was the competition

16:06

that completely paralyzed I think you also, Kliner.

16:12

I mean, I know that feeling of like there's

16:14

certain places when I'm like

16:16

when I say,

16:19

as a former pageant girl myself, I've

16:21

never had that, Ladies, I

16:24

don't feel competitive. You

16:26

know, you were so gracious with the other pageant girls

16:28

on the instatia that was hard for you

16:31

because it was inside I was dying,

16:33

but outside they brought you on as the former

16:35

paget queen to consult right help

16:38

walking the shoes and this is really how

16:40

it works. But do you feel like

16:42

she was interested to see for me? I

16:45

did not. I thought she finally

16:47

this was the first episode that I really

16:50

was engaged with, not just

16:52

the I did not. I was like, where was

16:54

she? Where was this person singing

16:57

fantasy sweets? The very first

16:59

day when she was walking in the

17:01

first one where she was walking holding the

17:03

flowers and said what am I doing?

17:05

I loved that? But then she I

17:08

don't know. I just did not find her was engaging

17:10

until the greatest

17:12

episode of TV since The Moonlin. I

17:14

think that Luke really was

17:16

a log gym in her gears because

17:19

I because I seemed like when she was

17:21

on dates like Tyler would warm

17:23

her up, or even Jed or

17:26

or or we. I don't know. I can't

17:28

speak for myself. We've all I have had.

17:30

Did you do Luke? When I did Luke?

17:33

You know what, There's just something about him. He we're

17:35

the same height, we just and

17:38

he's a spiritual leader in our he's in

17:40

our household. These a spiritual I

17:43

know. I felt like there are

17:45

certain people in my past that

17:47

I have been attracted to that suck,

17:50

that that it's almost like

17:52

a chemical like shroud falls

17:54

over. It's like it affects your home and

17:57

then you almost can't see like

17:59

the rest. And I feel like he would just jam

18:02

her up and confuse her. And she

18:04

said love at first sight. Yeah, literally

18:06

said when she said love his first sight. I was like, oh,

18:08

I had no because you know it's always

18:10

like you know, producer, you

18:13

know all those you know keeping him around for the

18:15

producer, he was the one keeping

18:17

him around. Like he did that crazy

18:19

move at the drag show and

18:21

he said I love you. He gambled and

18:23

it worked. It Actually,

18:26

like I think maybe she felt bad, like feeling

18:28

less than with Kaylin enough that like, here's

18:30

this guy her Maybe I don't know, maybe

18:32

she likes a little built blond guys whatever.

18:35

But he's like, she bought it,

18:38

and I think it was just

18:40

like her movie ending. But you

18:42

see her when and

18:45

in this last episode when Peter is

18:47

like he's he's building up

18:49

to saying I am in love

18:51

with you, she like

18:54

it's like a junkie. She's leaning forward,

18:56

her eyes get bright, She's got that manic

18:59

smile fremlin. She's

19:01

like waiting to catch those words in

19:03

the air like it's Rachel was like that

19:06

too. Rachel needed I

19:08

needed it, she needed it. It's almost

19:10

like they collect the crushed collectors

19:13

like that. That's how I feel when I look at Page.

19:21

I know, I know you guys love each

19:23

other. You guys love each other, and I love it. I

19:26

love you and workout. You know, she's

19:28

so cute. I love how you chew Fantasy

19:34

spet week and she's like, I'm ready for

19:36

an engagement to any of the four. I will

19:38

say she did have four. She has

19:40

four solid well three not

19:43

including Luke. She has three solid

19:46

good options. If Jed was available.

19:48

Um, She's like she said,

19:51

I've not been intimate for a long time,

19:53

but fantasy to me is not just about

19:55

sex in a real raw way

19:57

without the cameras. I love how they always use the word I've

20:00

never used a word raw. Someone

20:02

else used the word yeah, Ra said

20:05

raw dog, raw dog. Yeah,

20:08

they're raw. I don't ever want to hear that

20:10

raw is up there with moist. I

20:13

think raw is worse than moy, is better than

20:15

ramikin. Yeah, like

20:17

portion, I

20:20

don't like the word portion. I don't

20:22

like I don't like panties,

20:25

Like, oh, are these your panting that

20:27

I found? I saw that in my garage.

20:30

I's been walking your street with panties

20:33

all over you panties.

20:36

She just showed up just in her panties. Yeah, but

20:38

it now passed. Um,

20:40

I hate slacks. There you go, mass

20:43

ladies, ladies, how about ladies?

20:46

Are you doing your talking like

20:48

you got your girls wants to more? Are you girls gonna

20:51

have some more? Mr? Did you guys just pursts out laughing

20:53

everything. I mean maybe the first

20:55

time, and then it was just now.

21:00

Scott has luscious long

21:02

us blonde locks

21:05

days and he's a guinea

21:08

kipt. He's a skinny, he's a he's

21:10

a snake hipped feller. If

21:13

you have some eye problems and you were

21:15

an older waitress and

21:17

you were walking up behind Arden

21:19

and Scott may No,

21:22

I noticed outside look at his snakes.

21:28

Never heard snake hipped. It's

21:31

like rockers in the seventies were snake Jagger

21:35

was snake hip. Okay, So she

21:38

goes her first day is with Peter

21:41

and she keeps saying, Peter and I got off to a slower

21:43

star. It's like he's been tongue kissing you, Like,

21:45

I don't I think for her maybe she didn't

21:48

like him. I don't think she did because

21:50

I think she was so hung up on loop like love

21:52

it first sight that she had blinders on for

21:55

like the first five episodes that say she sounds

21:57

like that. She said this last week. I felt like she was

21:59

the guy. He's like not as exciting

22:01

for her. He has his life together.

22:04

It's like, if all goes well, guess what

22:06

maybe like its wants but

22:10

she does not. She doesn't. He

22:12

doesn't make her panties explode, you

22:14

know, like like I think I think like

22:17

I hate that phrase. I I

22:19

hate that phrase. I just said. But it's

22:21

the thing when you're trying to convince yourself,

22:24

which I have done the majority of my career,

22:27

where I go, this lady is good for

22:29

me. I gotta go with that

22:31

lady. I've done that, and then three years later

22:33

you're like, yeah,

22:36

nope, we've never gonna work.

22:38

But they do have like sexual chemistry

22:41

he is he is so

22:43

arny for her. Yeah, I just think it's a southern

22:45

California, southern thing. I just don't think.

22:48

And I really like him, I just don't know that's a

22:50

good point. The right life,

22:53

you're right, needs to be in the South.

22:55

You're right. Can you mention Hannah in southern

22:58

hills? No? No, I

23:01

never thought that. Right, you're right. I

23:03

always want to think about that. She can't be

23:06

I can see her in Florida. I can see her Alabama.

23:09

I can see your were Vergin, but I cannot see

23:11

her in southern California.

23:14

No. I think you're right. I think it's all like

23:16

two laid back you would have to fly to the

23:18

South. Yeah, yeah, you're right.

23:20

Oh, so

23:22

that she goes, she goes well,

23:24

if all goes, well, guess what gonna

23:27

get down? Fantasy?

23:32

She's so harny. He was lucky, he

23:34

was first Tyler had been first

23:36

Tyler when fucked in the windmill twice, but

23:38

Tyler got friend zoned because she felt

23:40

like a bad, bad girl if she did it twice and two

23:43

nights in her You think I don't know. I was kind.

23:45

I was wondering if she specifically

23:48

said, I know the chemistry

23:50

where they're almost yeah, raw dogging

23:52

it on that message on their on their

23:54

date. But she said I know the

23:56

chemistry is great. Yeah, it's all kissing

23:59

all the time. So I think she wasn't

24:01

sure she was into Peter, so that's why she boned

24:03

him. Yes, she knows t She's

24:05

like, I don't think it was guilt. I think she would

24:07

have owned Tyler if she didn't know. We

24:10

have something else. We need to prove to each

24:12

other on this day and to be I think you're

24:14

right, and to be fair that the actual date,

24:16

like the other ones are like walking around or didny

24:19

with a family and that is like getting fingered on a massage.

24:22

Oh my god. He was just also,

24:24

okay, do you know they did Okay,

24:26

Okay, Okay, here we go, Okay, I know, here

24:28

we go. So what do you think that happened? No,

24:31

but Jupiter Florida's were all the is

24:33

We're all the it's all where the

24:35

the the Patriots owner got

24:38

all the handies at the massage parlor. Okay,

24:41

so he's around a massage

24:46

um. So they do the leg

24:48

rock and they they go on the boat

24:51

and he's getting like reamed up the ass by like

24:53

the white rope behind him. And I knew somebody

24:55

was going to scream I the king of the world, and he did.

24:58

And then she goes and I have the queen in Oh

25:00

my god. And then he was like, we would have the

25:03

most fun life together. She has my heart.

25:05

They're kissing on a boat. I'm stripped down to every

25:07

wall. If if this photo could

25:09

be a screen saver and be on my wall forever.

25:13

Oh he loves

25:15

her, he loves her. I have a special

25:18

place in my heart for Peter. He sweet. I

25:20

hope she picks him, but I don't think she knows he's going

25:22

to be the bachelor in the

25:24

beginning. Remember she said that's he

25:27

picked it because he was the pilot she picked

25:29

up. I like him a lot. I think he's

25:32

like it right though they're not

25:34

you're writing where

25:37

they grew up. But

25:40

I mean he's going to be the bachelor because

25:42

he's like really cute and very

25:44

nice. They will have so much fun

25:46

with the plane and the pilot puns,

25:49

like they'll just love it. Yeah, and also

25:51

now we know he boned Hannah and so he now

25:53

has a sexuality he has never had

25:55

before. Actually, I wanted to

25:57

funk him the whole time. Okay, touched

26:00

touchdown to the next season, touching

26:03

down on the next He's totally like, yes,

26:06

but I love the way hears his jeans

26:08

and like the other guys, Yeah,

26:12

we're gonna sore into

26:14

this next day. We builds up on the batchlraw

26:17

dog, We're gonna go run sore. We're

26:20

gonna sore and grab my Yeah,

26:23

we're losing altitude. As I go down

26:26

and just crashed on that, Carol,

26:30

I'm gonna put my oxygen mask on first

26:32

before I get in the crouch position

26:37

in front of yours. He could

26:39

become slowly very unbearable if he does not

26:41

stop talking and play who would

26:43

you bone on this season? Scott? I

26:47

don't know, Um,

26:49

I don't remember all the uh,

26:51

none of those four. I don't think Tommy

26:53

Tyler and yeah I

26:56

should. I

26:58

can look at him and think I should yeah,

27:01

and yet too bad

27:04

for him.

27:09

So then they goes, she's lying on

27:11

him, and he goes, do

27:13

you know how much I like you? You You have no

27:15

idea. You're the most beautiful girl in the world.

27:19

I just want to stay in the Mediterranean. I want

27:21

to And she goes, I want to know that he does

27:23

love me. I need to hear it. It's like

27:26

I need to hear that.

27:29

She didn't bone him until he told her at dinner with

27:32

her. And then she goes, I guess I'll see if it's

27:34

going to be smooth sailing or rocky

27:37

waters. Did you notice that she says every g

27:39

with a K? Smooth sailing so

27:44

frustrating. You gotta wash. I

27:47

got smooth sailing or rocky

27:49

waters ahead. Then we get an

27:51

ad for Monday, August five

27:53

with Dean and his porn stash.

27:56

I took a picture.

27:59

I hate it. I'm excited

28:02

turning into his father. Is it's so

28:04

real that,

28:07

like, do you want some mush to eat? Yeah?

28:10

I think I'm a pretty good dad. Pretty

28:13

good dad. I think that that. I

28:15

think this was the I think

28:17

this beat That episode is the best episode of

28:19

television because that episode

28:21

when they went to his amazing.

28:24

I've never sweated so much watching the

28:26

scene in my entire It was like the airplane

28:28

scene where he keeps going back and he's just

28:31

Mom, it's

28:34

my new Jean,

28:38

my best wife, my

28:41

best wife, you want some brush

28:45

my hair? And

28:49

then

28:52

I love By the way,

28:54

my dad would have been worse if he'd ever gone

28:57

on. He would have been worse. He

29:00

asked one of my gentleman

29:02

boyfriends when he first met him, So

29:05

are you getting any like

29:08

that would be from me? That would

29:10

be from me, your baby

29:12

girl, you know a

29:14

gun. So

29:17

I say this saying those

29:20

in glass houses. Mine would have been

29:22

worse. Mine would have been worse.

29:24

But than Janet would have been like, oh

29:28

I love right here, let's

29:31

see right here. Um,

29:36

he didn't pay enough attention to me. I liked the other

29:38

one. Okay, So that we have Sorry, Mom, I

29:40

love you, okay, So then we have. Every

29:42

moment from the beginning of this journey has been

29:44

a dream. They're at their dinner so

29:47

um. So we're so good where

29:49

we're at. So when we were flying,

29:52

we're flying with you was a new

29:54

experience I've never had. I love flying

29:58

flying with you. I

30:01

was nervous today, but it was the best

30:03

decision to send to me my truth self.

30:06

Someone like you. You inspire me, you

30:08

push me, challenge me. Even

30:11

your moodiness, your weird behavior just perfect

30:13

for me. You made me realize how I

30:16

am in love with you. What a

30:18

ramp to get that out. I couldn't stop. My

30:20

hand was hurting. I'm like to say it, bro, just

30:23

say it, bro. I don't want to be writing this by

30:25

hand. I've got catstafye yea

30:29

and she was slowly leaning

30:33

ever culture her eyes

30:36

interesting. Every time I found like he like he

30:38

may take a turn and say something negative, her face

30:40

would drop and then be like, but yeah

30:44

yeah, She's like yeah,

30:48

yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. On

30:50

Our Bachelor Paradise Australia, Brendan

30:52

yesterday was saying, there's people that are crushed collectors

30:55

that are like I remember back in

30:57

the day going to I was invited

30:59

to this guy. He was flirting with me. I had a

31:01

huge crush on him and it was like back

31:03

in like the late nineties, and I

31:05

had like red hair, and I wore like little vintage

31:07

sweaters and I went to his house

31:10

for his birthday party and I really thought

31:12

like, oh my god, like

31:14

this guy likes me and he's very sexy,

31:17

and there was like four of us. There was like

31:19

four like little redheaded girls

31:21

and like vintage sweaters, and

31:24

like Brendan was saying in the podcast yesterday

31:26

that there are people that are crushed collectors

31:28

that they just want to know they love it, like

31:30

like a little goblin, Like they want to like

31:32

a Robbert, like they want to know they have it and

31:34

they've collected it, and they they know they've got

31:37

you on the hook and then they're going to go collect another

31:39

one. But they don't they're not actually gonna do anything

31:41

about it. And thoughts, do you know crush collectors?

31:46

My friend, Okay, I

31:53

I think that's true. However, she

31:56

like, I I know what he means, Like she

31:59

wasn't think she's like hugely

32:01

impressive as a person. My bar was so

32:03

low, Hannah that yeah, that little

32:06

you know, driplets along the way. I was like, oh

32:09

that's something because I was a negative one

32:11

million four so so,

32:13

but but I do think it really like

32:16

who says it is all? That is it? Rob? Rob would say,

32:19

these really are the rules of the show, right,

32:21

So if she is going to get married

32:23

or engaged in a week, that's

32:26

when the love bomb gets thrown down

32:28

story. She does have that Christian

32:30

element of like, um,

32:33

you're probably like shame and guilt if

32:35

if they if you know, she didn't

32:37

say love, so I didn't really see it as

32:39

like a crush collector. I did see it as

32:42

this this need. But uh, I

32:44

don't think I think you're right.

32:47

I don't think it's like I'm gonna. I

32:49

think she's still trying to. You know what I

32:51

think with more than anything sorry with Peter real quick,

32:54

is she really wants to

32:56

get there. She desperately wants to what I

32:58

think it is you. She's the

33:00

one that is good on paper, She's he

33:03

is, she knows she should

33:05

like it, so tell me. If you don't

33:07

tell me you're in love with me, then I can get out and not that bad.

33:10

Yeah, there was part of that too, and then

33:12

he did and now okay,

33:17

yeah something

33:19

and she got her drug, she

33:21

got her fix. Yeah. I

33:24

think you're right. And I also just knowing

33:26

that, like seeing her with Klein last

33:28

year, I have compassion for

33:31

maybe feeling like the number two, like

33:34

maybe not maybe if

33:36

you are in pageants, I would imagine even

33:38

if you're a beautiful galu, you probably feel less

33:41

than a lot of the time. And so I did. I

33:43

did on the circuit in the you know that was

33:45

hard for you. It was hard huge

33:47

feet as a young child, that was hard.

33:52

It was I struggled.

33:55

But like, but I think for her to actually

33:57

feel like these all these cute guys are saying

33:59

I love you, it's like that she's the

34:01

one that's getting picked. It is probably

34:03

like, oh my god, like the Cinderella mollment.

34:06

Um okay. So then so then

34:08

he goes I love you, and she is just

34:12

and he goes, oh my god, I love

34:14

you, Hannah Brown. I love you Hannah

34:16

Brown. And then there's somebody putting out new handwriting

34:18

this year from Chris Harrison on the nose. It's

34:21

usually a sharpie. It's usually sort

34:23

of like a big more curse flowing

34:26

new hairs. Elon's

34:31

gone. There's there's some

34:33

p A or some new p as. They're

34:36

smaller handwriting, more like a typewriter.

34:40

It was less confident, less romantic.

34:42

Yeah, it was exuberant. It was less

34:44

girly. Last year. I felt like there was like big

34:47

swirls with like a sharpie. That's

34:49

what Brian Softie called it. The head cheerleader's

34:51

handwriting. I

34:55

always think about that. And

35:00

so she goes, well, there's

35:02

more time, and he goes, oh, I need that. I'm

35:05

man, And she goes and he goes,

35:07

guess what. I'm in love with you? Guess what? I

35:09

love you? And they went up to the windmill

35:12

and they found the

35:14

condom in the chest, the hope chest of the condom.

35:17

Else was in that chest. I was trying to say, snacks.

35:20

I think that's

35:23

you know what email us if you know what the bag of chips

35:25

was. And then she goes like, like, they're cool

35:27

Greek chips. Sorry, but just oh yeah,

35:30

they off Greek brand. Anyway, I'm

35:32

obsessed with the off Anna's

35:35

offices have the craziest snacks. You

35:37

guys have great snacks. They're not like, baby,

35:41

did you really? I did? But then I had to go to Keto

35:44

and I'm not allowed to eat anymore because of the

35:46

office. Office wrecked. My

35:48

first time, my first show I was on,

35:50

I gained my first craft service to go around.

35:53

You're too young for this, Anna. But there was a

35:55

show called the Facts

35:57

of Life, and I

36:00

remember I remember doing a show and they

36:02

started calling all of us Effects of Life girls because

36:04

we every woman started

36:06

gaining away through they

36:08

called us effects of life because we all got we all

36:11

gained like a good fifteen pounds. Just like,

36:13

wait, these pop tarts are free. You

36:17

know you are already like five hundred bucks a week.

36:20

You can't believe it. You're getting free pop tarts

36:22

to like, this is living, this

36:24

is it? She goes, intimacy

36:26

is important to me, and uh

36:28

and she goes, I want my body is

36:31

your body, my heart is your heart.

36:34

Um. Then there was an ad for X on the Beach,

36:36

which looked really fun on MTV. Anybody

36:38

watched that? What is that? Is that a new show? It's

36:42

a it's a returning show. Yeah,

36:44

I think I want to like it, and then I would watch

36:46

it and not like it, but I'm excited. I liked

36:48

the ad. I don't understand how they just drop people

36:51

in the ocean and then tell them to walk out of the ocean. Really,

36:53

yeah, here's the ax is all just walk

36:55

out of the ocean. That's great, like a creature.

36:58

Wait with is it the same pairing of

37:01

I think it's like somebody it's like oh, art

37:03

in and errand you did it and it ended badly?

37:05

Arrant here having a new romance with Paget.

37:08

Guess he's walking out of the surf oh Hire

37:10

and it's me. You took

37:12

my cat singles

37:15

and they're hooking up with others cat, So

37:17

sorry your cats.

37:20

And I know you shoot your pants at night your

37:22

c I know you cried

37:25

and tell your you know, like, I don't watch it about

37:27

you. Yeah, yeah, you

37:29

good. I tried it. I don't think you'd like it. Katie

37:31

have a cute watch band. You didn't like it, So I

37:33

tried Lindsay Lohan's. I didn't like it. I didn't want

37:36

I didn't keep watching that either. I tried, and it bump

37:38

me out. I wanted more Lindsay,

37:40

less squad. Okay, so then

37:42

we had but Lindsay felt like a mafia

37:44

boss. Like when you're working out,

37:47

you know, it's like Gara Micono's you

37:49

gotta you gotta pay

37:51

if you're gonna walk the bungalows, you gotta work

37:53

the bungalows. If she

37:55

lives to seventy, I'll watch

37:57

that. She would say stuff like that and then shoot people

38:00

in the face with the champagne gun and you're like,

38:02

Okay, you're really not that professional boss,

38:05

Yo work at the Lindsay Lohan And my name

38:07

is on this thing. This is my beach resort.

38:09

You think I'm putting my name on any old

38:12

jankie. I'm gonna put on my mono KENI and

38:14

sunburned myself with a metal ring in between

38:16

the the top and the bottom. And I'm gonna sit

38:18

over here and you come to me calling,

38:20

you come dry um me and you go Mrs

38:23

Anderson needs a rub down in the cabana

38:25

and I need yourself. How many

38:27

bottles did you sell today? Calling? Because

38:29

this is about bottom line.

38:31

This isn't the Lindsay Lohan a parent trap,

38:34

This is the Lindsay Lohan mogul beach resort.

38:36

Make it up. She would kind of imply that if

38:38

someone wanted to have sex with you that you should

38:41

do it. It was really dark. The guy

38:43

who was I

38:47

like your watch BANDA where'd

38:49

you got it? It's like one of

38:51

the apples. I love it. I love a little nan

38:54

um. Okay, so then we have um.

38:57

So then they wake up the morning after. She's

39:00

like, this was such an amazing night.

39:02

There was so much passion. He

39:05

was so giving have

39:09

me she went down or he went down. Yeah,

39:13

these guys, have to. You have to. Yeah,

39:16

she's get them to come as many times, yes,

39:19

and then you have you have to

39:21

first time. You have to. You have

39:24

to. You have to guarantee.

39:27

And then she goes, oh, it feels nice.

39:29

She had no makeup on. She

39:32

looks so cute. You have to, you

39:36

have to, you have to

39:40

no makeup on. She goes, he's have to

39:43

know, you have to. She zoos and I'm

39:45

aphrodite, and somebody on Twitter pointed out that

39:47

would make her his father. And

39:51

then she's like, he's a Greek goddess and I'm

39:53

the dance of love. But I love

39:55

you, and he goes, last night was the

39:57

best light of my life. We came to

40:00

together so much last night.

40:02

The phrases of that. It was

40:04

turbulent, sweet, fucked through it

40:07

together. We that

40:09

top wheel right on her vagina face.

40:12

We came together and

40:14

when this was in my mouth, we

40:17

came together on the

40:19

wings of love. You

40:21

in the nothing's

40:23

off limits. You have to know.

40:26

You don't have to, guys, you have to

40:28

do that. That was the fantasy

40:30

suite that just physically, though it was a little

40:32

disappointing to me, the actual well,

40:36

I really liked the I like the window.

40:39

Somebody pointed out that the boat felt

40:41

like the boats that we had people email

40:43

in that the boat felt like all right,

40:45

we had enough money for three sweets, were

40:50

we'll get a boat airpian bag. My

40:55

friend looked up the windmill to see how much was

40:57

my friend Liz, It's fifty four dollars. So

41:02

the window was the tito And then I was

41:05

like a toilet. I

41:08

was so worried about that. I was like, I don't see a

41:10

bathroom, and I mean I don't want her to get a u T. I

41:12

am worried about her. And then

41:14

your thoughts were going, by the way, lady,

41:17

be careful. Apparently right now there's

41:19

that are they're resisting strains

41:22

of penicillin? Yeah? And

41:25

then I saw later of Lauren and Ari

41:28

or a somebody posted on the subreddit that she

41:30

was worried there was no toilet and he looked it up

41:32

and found photos that there are toilets. And many

41:36

hours did it take for you to get through this episode?

41:41

You and Ari have the same thought pattern

41:43

and Lauren and there was there was one like

41:45

last year where it was like camping and I was

41:47

like, where is she Gonnapee and the other sex

41:50

that was that was Rachel. It

41:53

was Laura what's his name? In the tent it

41:55

was the one who became the bachelorette

41:57

Becca and the tent of are that bothered

41:59

me? I was like, why, like you need like

42:03

they have a crew with them. They probably bring

42:05

a Yeah, they the nice

42:08

excuse me, excuse I doesn't

42:11

get to the windmill. I gotta pick fifty

42:13

four dollars a night, four dollars.

42:15

I like that windmill. I would say I'd

42:19

rather be in the windmill than the boat. But you're right, it's

42:21

it wasn't fancy. It's not a fancy but

42:23

it was. It was.

42:25

It wasn't Sandals Jamaica,

42:27

like like Ben Higg, isn't Joe Joe when

42:29

we saw his scripture tattoo and her gold bikini.

42:33

Okay, a windmill in Greece, it's

42:35

it's really you know what I mean? I didn't think of Holland

42:39

it didn't add up. So then we go we

42:41

should have stayed in a Dolma. Yes,

42:44

that's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. Okay,

42:47

what is that fucked over?

42:49

A better grape leader. I

42:52

need to use the rest. I need to use the restroom,

42:54

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we're back and we go Hi, everybody. We

44:39

just got some exciting news. Guys. This will

44:42

be old news by the time this comes out. But Wells

44:44

and Sarah are and gay.

44:50

The pictures are so cute. We love

44:53

Wells and I know Debbie

44:55

loves Sarah Highland, so that's they should

44:57

It sounds like a great match. Congratul

45:00

elations. Very pictures, really cute

45:02

pictures. Was that is Zalda? Was that in

45:04

Touloum? Where were you? We'll be there.

45:06

I'll wear a mullet dressed to your wedding, okay

45:10

because I lasty like that, a white

45:12

one. Okay. So um, last

45:15

night was the best night of my life. We came together, we

45:18

took a relationship the next level, and then

45:20

he goes, well, I'm here. I'll be patient,

45:22

but I don't want to say goodbye to you. No secret.

45:25

I'm in love with Hannah Brown and I love

45:27

it. And he goes, it doesn't bother me,

45:29

that's just going to the other guys. He goes, Mike

45:32

drop Hannah's mind. Moving

45:35

on, any final thoughts on Peter pilot

45:38

his heart is going to be ripped, so

45:43

he's gonna win. Who's gonna win? Jed I

45:46

kind of think, do

45:48

you think Tyler? Do you think Tyler?

45:52

I thought someone had a really funny tweet that was like

45:54

Peter is going to be showing photos of Hannah

45:57

to his grandkids years from

45:59

now, being like I am to

46:03

be the Bachelor. So there's home

46:09

was like, he's not logical, he's just Tyler

46:12

feels like Tyler feels like he's like

46:15

Instagram campaigning to be Bachelor.

46:17

But it's southern. He's Southern. He's

46:20

perfect, like perfect. Do

46:23

you have a question, Well, we'll get there at the

46:25

end, at the end of the Tyler date, that was my

46:27

question. Okay, here we go. So we're started with the Tyler

46:30

and she goes, I miss you, girl, I'm

46:32

so excited to see my girl. I'm ready to

46:34

propose. I want to be her man. We

46:36

can just indulge in relax. I love the simplicity

46:39

of Tyler. Oh, it's a dumb dumb festival

46:42

of dream. He's smart and nice

46:44

and he just does okay, Katie, apparently

46:48

he has a master's Okay.

46:51

He played on the from where

46:53

I'm not a smart man, but from where Wherever,

46:56

Florida. I'm not saying I don't like him, but he

46:58

is dumb, dumb central. He's he's done

47:00

to me. But Katie keeps telling me I'm wrong. I

47:03

mean my blind he caught

47:05

her Mike, Mike, he feels

47:08

like a dumb dumb but he

47:10

films like a dumb dumb But his Instagram post

47:12

and his tweets are funny, and I feel like you

47:15

can't be funny, Like they're witty and funny, and

47:17

like apparently he references books

47:19

a lot, so he just he just

47:21

on Twitter like win after people who were

47:24

attacking Megan Rapino, and like,

47:26

I'm not saying I don't like him, I'm

47:30

just he's soccer

47:33

women just saying I can't

47:35

believe we all can't come together, not say he's

47:37

the brightest bowls. He

47:39

does. He does honestly think that

47:41

Hannah is smarter than Tyler, and

47:44

that is a difficult to

47:47

reveal. I like him. I

47:49

think they're the best fit, truly do, because

47:53

I love that dality. He'd be a great

47:56

We've never had a sexy bachelor. We've

47:59

never had a sexy bachelor. I

48:04

mean, Ari Showers.

48:11

We never have a sexy Actually, we kind of have the boy

48:13

next door. It's gonna be Peter. I want a sexy

48:15

BACHELORYBC. Give me Tyler. So he

48:17

goes, you look amazing girl, and she

48:19

goes, our physical chemistry is powerful.

48:22

I can relax with him. We're doing a mini

48:24

spas vacation. And

48:26

so um. He goes, oh girl,

48:29

that bacainny. That blue is a very

48:31

nice color. Very nice color. Because

48:34

there we go, that's what I'm talking about, Miss Hannah

48:36

by I'm surprised with you all.

48:39

She goes all and then she took off her top and he's

48:42

like, oh, it makes me want to pounce on your table.

48:44

And he goes, all your family is so welcoming,

48:46

your brother, these are my people, and he

48:48

goes, he goes, man, you make it me want to pounce.

48:50

He's like, ladies, bye bye. He threw

48:53

the ladies out. He starts for massaging

48:55

her legs, you know who. He kind of reminds me of

48:57

the Magnolia's

48:59

father, un insatiable. Yes, Bob Barnard,

49:02

Bob Barnar souther like,

49:04

yeah, polosh, But

49:08

I like that he lost

49:10

his money, Like I like that he's had some hard

49:12

times and his pops is having some rough stuff.

49:14

And I think

49:17

that I

49:20

loved his I think that's what he's getting

49:23

good head on his shoulders. He's like, you know, he's lovely

49:25

been humbled and I love I agree with you. I

49:27

love him. I love him, and he doesn't sleep

49:29

around. No, I love him. But he's clearly

49:32

into porn because apparently like

49:35

that is the new hot. Yes,

49:39

it was like step mom, step

49:41

sister. For a long time that was like a big porn

49:44

uh fashion, And

49:46

now it's a massage, surprise massage.

49:51

You fall asleep and a massage and

49:53

you wake up with someone else's massage. She

49:57

fell asleep and then he

49:59

just is to them and then he just

50:01

started on the legs and then she woke up.

50:04

Okay, is that real? That's the thing surprised in a side

50:07

Steve okay, because

50:09

it involved I'm

50:13

just curious, what's like, what's in poor

50:16

now? I walked up, I passed out. Follow

50:21

up. I just want to make sure you're saying

50:23

that. Watch a lot of more. No, they don't

50:26

know occasionally, so do I. They talk

50:28

about it a lot on Howard Stern, like those

50:30

young guys are all on top of what fads.

50:33

I thought it was like stepdad's step

50:35

daughter. No, it's more

50:37

like step moms that that's less

50:40

creepy, but still creepy. Um.

50:43

So there was a massage. Um.

50:46

He She goes, you're making me blussed, and then he starts

50:48

kissing, and he goes, oh, stay where you're at.

50:51

She goes, I sure the physical intimacy

50:53

with Tyler is not an issue, and he tempts

50:55

me. I want to be physical with him.

50:58

It's the emotional communication that need to catch

51:00

up something. If Tyler's my forever,

51:02

I have forever to be physical with him. That

51:05

was very wise. She

51:07

clearly is like, I'm gonna always want to bone this guys,

51:09

so let's see if we can talk. She's like every woman in America

51:12

who's like into men is like yeah,

51:15

yeah, we're good. Is not a problem because

51:17

you should have sucked him. Yeah, I

51:19

mean really, man, I'll never forgive her for not sucking him

51:22

if you don't choose him like you. I

51:25

thought that. I thought she's gonna die

51:27

not having thought Tyler like that. I

51:29

kind of think he's going to get in

51:32

because she didn't fuck him, and I think Peter is

51:34

gonna get cut. But

51:37

I was surprised though. I thought it was like a bold,

51:39

fun curve ball for for

51:41

watchers. I did not see that coming.

51:44

I thought it was just I

51:46

just loved it. I agree with you that she had was

51:48

surprised she had the esteem

51:51

and he rolled with it so well.

51:54

I know I need to watch that and learn

51:56

how to listen to like, Yeah, he did everything

51:58

right. He did. And I'm a big Tyler fan. I'm

52:01

just I'm just saying I think it's a better I

52:03

think it's a better fit than Peter

52:06

because I'm just like they both have

52:08

a lot to offer. I'm just saying intellectually,

52:10

it's not like a sparring match, you know

52:12

what I mean. That's why I do think it's like a simpler,

52:16

more southern realistic life.

52:19

He's had a nice life in Florida. He's

52:22

a dancing carpenter. Yeah, she

52:26

goes. He goes, I want to give her all of

52:28

me everything I got fowers. I'm

52:31

hoping excitement for the future, and it's close

52:33

and it's getting real. Um

52:36

She's like, um, I just there

52:38

has to be more. I don't want to go into

52:40

fantasy suite and have sacks, and

52:42

I don't think that's what we need. What we

52:45

need is a fantasy suite where we can communicate.

52:48

And he goes, yeah, I get that, you'd be you

52:50

and we have time for that. I want you to be comfortable

52:52

and confident. I don't want you to I don't want

52:54

to stop seeing those dimples. I do

52:57

love you. I'm following for you. I

52:59

enjoy I mean and doing Night under the Stars

53:01

and Greece with you. Girl. He's the best.

53:04

Your re enactments are so awesome, watching

53:06

into a favor dream like watching

53:09

him like, where did that, Tyler? I

53:13

was just doing a acting

53:15

exercise, Leslie, Leslie

53:18

gone acting exercise,

53:21

but watching him listen to her, not

53:23

try to interrupt, just go uh huh uh huh,

53:25

and then say I respect you and I understand

53:27

what you're saying and whatever about like,

53:31

I mean, is he really? Like? Is

53:33

he real? No other guy would have done that, I

53:36

thought. Also, we learned that the salmon cope belonged

53:38

to him, we did, How did you

53:40

learn that? And sharing it and he shares

53:42

it with all the other guys are murder

53:45

he shared that salmon

53:47

co I mean, just want a sweetheart.

53:49

I mean, if that's not a sign you want

53:52

her to pick Scott, well,

53:57

I want her to pick Tyler.

53:59

For what you're saying, because her life is going to make

54:02

sense. They're but she's going to pick

54:04

Yeah, I

54:07

feared too that her heart is going to be broken

54:09

at the end of this. Yeah, I want

54:12

to and I believe in love quite

54:14

honestly, if she picks Jed, there's

54:16

a very good chance they're not together out.

54:20

Yeah, there's a chance that she did all this. She these

54:23

three nice guys. Allegedly she

54:25

picked what she thought was one of the three nice

54:27

guys, and she picked one of the two,

54:29

the bad one. But let's say we'd like, I

54:32

didn't know that until you told me like two

54:34

weeks ago, right about Jed um,

54:37

So you know she's going through this not

54:39

knowing any of this. And then I immediately started

54:41

looking at Jed like, oh man, because I was. I was actually

54:44

I honestly were the best man.

54:48

It's not necessarily true that if

54:50

she picks him, they wouldn't be together because the

54:52

story that we heard was he came

54:55

back after the Bachelor and ghosted

54:57

the ex girlfriend. But but he was in

55:00

front. He wasn't up front when he when

55:02

he when he keeps I agree, But

55:04

she's not gonna like that because that first night she was like, does

55:06

anybody else here have your front at home? She did?

55:09

He broke up with her

55:11

before anyone He didn't. He did

55:13

it. He did. It was

55:15

like he was like I'll be I'll see you in three weeks. I'm just gonna

55:17

go get my career gought and it goes, will

55:21

be stronger. Yeah. He like literally texted

55:23

her before they took her his phones, being like my phones are

55:25

gonna taken away. I love you. Oh yeah yeah

55:27

yeah. He didn't break up with her. Yeah,

55:30

and that's like then he has whole family. Yeah,

55:33

she has like all the texts and stuff. He has photos

55:35

and she was like, yeah, everyone in our town like new

55:37

and it was just sucking up. That might be why his whole

55:40

family was like they

55:42

were saying toast

55:45

by the mom like the truth. That's

55:47

important, trust your God, trust

55:49

your get

55:55

me another at somebody, get an out.

56:00

Yeah you're the bachelorette. I

56:02

don't know did you say to everybody? I

56:05

don't know for you, Hannah

56:07

get in the uber. So

56:10

then so then they go they have

56:12

a night and didn't face him. So

56:15

she goes, it shows how much he loves me. He is being

56:17

respected. He makes me feel strong, and he

56:19

celebrated my boundaries. He was nice

56:21

to make up to. And he goes, I want you to be the

56:24

last person I'll wake up to forever, and

56:26

she goes, you didn't allow it to go further. It

56:28

was organic. Was one of the best nights

56:31

of my life. And he goes, that's gonna be my girl,

56:33

that's gonna be my best friend, that's

56:35

gonna be my wife, and she goes,

56:37

he is the most respectful man who's ever been

56:40

with me ever. Watching him

56:42

leave with my date reps me

56:44

it's really a seamless

56:54

thank you so much. This is the best acting I

56:57

have ever done. Can I get nominated

56:59

for? Can you? Okay? I know the I mean

57:01

nomination already came out today because

57:03

we do like a write in podcast

57:06

acting. Yeah, it's a it's podcast

57:08

acting a bunch of billboards at the four

57:10

year consideration. My

57:16

face is half pained like Paul

57:19

McCartney and the other half is Michael Jackson.

57:21

Remember that Remember that video? What

57:24

was that? Was that? Putting on the hits? Somebody

57:26

did say, say, say what you what was

57:28

Ebany? What did they do? The duet together Ebany

57:31

and Ivory? But that was the Saren Live sketch

57:33

I am Black and you are white?

57:36

That was anybody remember that? It

57:39

was seriously, I kind of was

57:41

that. Jan Hooks knows

57:43

it was, dudes. It was like, I can't remember, but

57:46

it was so funny. I have like weird

57:48

Saturday Live sketches and the recesses. It like come

57:50

to me some I was like, my name is not asked white, it's as

57:53

we pay kill

58:00

make Okay. So, so

58:02

she was so upset watching

58:05

him leave. No, why do you think she was upset?

58:07

Because I think in her mind him

58:09

I should have sucked him. I'm not going to pick

58:12

I was truly wondering that, like did she

58:14

think, oh, I'm not going to pick him? Was sad about

58:16

it? Or I'm just like sad that I didn't suck him, and I

58:18

wasted my chain. I couldn't know, like, why can't

58:20

I pick two people? Because now I like him too, But

58:23

I know I'm not going to pick him. I'm sad watching him leave

58:25

it, and I know I'm making a mistake because he was the best.

58:27

I think she's thinking she's going to be with Luke.

58:30

I think that's what she thought, going, yeah,

58:35

that changes her behavior. I was thinking

58:37

maybe she banged Peter because

58:39

she just didn't care one way or the other. It was

58:42

like, why not, I'll have some fun. I don't think he's

58:44

why not pick Luke? I want

58:46

to pick Um Tyler. She

58:50

just wanted to. Well, maybe she really Maybe

58:52

she didn't because she doesn't actually like Peter. Maybe

58:54

she actually does. Like I

58:57

think she's Christian enough that she picks the

58:59

two she thinks are going to be the final two,

59:02

like I've been with my final two.

59:04

I'm not going to do a throwaway back. So

59:06

you think she's not gonna pick Tyler. I don't because

59:08

I want. You think he's gonna get cut. I think he's gonna be cutting

59:10

next because because I feel like she was. She

59:13

said she's been engaged twice and she slept

59:15

with she's what, I've

59:17

had sex with child and an episode a

59:19

couple of weeks. So it was a throwaway

59:22

and then I did some deep diving online. It was a throwaway.

59:25

She's been engaged twice, but they didn't like it

59:27

was just something she threw away and never

59:30

but she's only mentioned and

59:35

they got they got okay.

59:39

So then okay, So here we are three

59:42

times with your boyfriend. You're engaged, you're engaged,

59:45

and you're gonna have sex. So

59:48

Jed shows up angry. He

59:51

showed up like heart like he

59:53

doesn't like to stand on I'm sorry, bro, bro

59:56

bra. He showed up ticked that she picked

59:59

him and Luke less. Well what about your

1:00:01

girlfriend? Dude? Girlfriends? Yeah,

1:00:03

exactly. So he's angry and he's

1:00:05

like, it was hurt fault to stand

1:00:08

next to Luke. There's no comparison. He

1:00:10

had a bad attitude and the cats are running

1:00:12

around didn't even cheer him up. They're all those great kids

1:00:15

running around cats. We

1:00:17

saw cats. I thought about all of

1:00:20

yours like a cat. Like

1:00:24

when they walked up to each other, She's like, oh key cat.

1:00:26

I was like, I was like left Jed and hung out with the

1:00:28

cat. Yeah, Jed didn't even bad

1:00:30

and I had that cat. So many street cats,

1:00:32

so many street cat people say I'd like to be

1:00:34

a flann that. I was like, I'd love to be a straight cat and grease

1:00:37

following them around. Yeah, Oh my god,

1:00:39

if you could time travel and make yourself be a stray

1:00:41

cat in Greece and then you can come back and

1:00:44

report to us after a straight cat and grease lifestyle

1:00:46

street cat in Mexico and Talilita and get the

1:00:48

b I P trash. Oh my god, I would

1:00:51

love for you to be a straight cat. And just

1:00:53

like I'd like a stray cat and

1:00:55

Mattie Gascar and be like, oh about

1:00:58

a Gascar straight? Yeah? How

1:01:00

am I gonna get fed? And

1:01:02

I just eat mice and like for sardines.

1:01:05

Okay, bring up king

1:01:08

together. Okay. So we've got Jed. He's

1:01:10

angry and then she goes I

1:01:13

he goes, it's a simple pleasures in

1:01:15

life and we're gonna go hang out with a family. And

1:01:18

that family. That woman was like the sunglasses

1:01:20

and the mustache, she was like and

1:01:22

she goes, He's like, drink, drink, that's

1:01:25

Greek viagra. Yeah,

1:01:27

she goes, you want to get married. You're

1:01:30

not ready to make the s. When

1:01:32

are you going to be positive? When are you going to

1:01:34

get married? How are how are you

1:01:36

going to decide? You fall in love in a different

1:01:39

way. The lady was like, excuse,

1:01:41

and then Jed was like, I'm

1:01:44

gonna go pat with my rolled up jeans and my boots

1:01:46

on this bench and get a boner, and you gotta sit on

1:01:48

my lap. You missed it. Last week somebody emailed

1:01:51

us that she keeps straddling people because

1:01:53

the producers told her that every time it's a

1:01:55

boner, she used to hide it with her legs. You

1:01:59

know how she greets everyone with a

1:02:01

jump. It's apparently later

1:02:04

on like if sad

1:02:06

because they're popping? What can they have touch?

1:02:08

Tight pants? And I think Tyler probably has

1:02:10

has some scaffolding issues with massive

1:02:12

ween because he's a big boy. Oh

1:02:15

I bet he's got a But

1:02:19

Jed was getting piste off because she was answering

1:02:22

the old Greek lady by saying,

1:02:25

well when I if I

1:02:27

like not about her and Jed. That's

1:02:29

why Jed started getting pouty is he was

1:02:31

expecting her to be like, well, we might

1:02:33

be in love and you know, and she directed

1:02:36

nothing towards him. She was answering that

1:02:38

old Greek lady like she was being interviewed on

1:02:42

this podcast. Yeah, he gets And why I

1:02:44

want to be hired is that he

1:02:49

think at his date too versus Tyler what

1:02:52

a ship dates

1:02:55

everywhere? And

1:02:58

then just just rand family. Yeah

1:03:00

that's sex. I don't want to hang out with anybody telling

1:03:03

much as a Rando family, also like a

1:03:05

weird foreign dad being like you assume

1:03:07

like you in love? Yeah, and then just being like I wanted

1:03:09

to be like you seem like you have another woman somewhere,

1:03:14

like a lady before you taking another lady boy

1:03:17

like you now

1:03:21

greed by our grap accent

1:03:25

because that space that guy was my

1:03:27

father. Thank you in a nutshell that's what

1:03:29

my dad drink. More a good

1:03:32

ol. Are

1:03:35

you getting any? Are you getting just

1:03:38

like getting any? Are you getting

1:03:40

in? How do you getting any? Appropriate?

1:03:43

Are you getting any? Okay? How

1:03:46

do you go into comedy as a lady? You

1:03:48

bring your a boy home and have your dad asked them

1:03:50

if they're getting any That's

1:03:53

a good framework step

1:03:55

I had to say to him. You know when you

1:03:58

say that to my boyfriend's it's not really well

1:04:00

because you're talking about me, so I'm gonna have to

1:04:02

ask you to not do that. And then he was

1:04:04

like, oh, okay, are you done. I'm like, yeah,

1:04:06

I'm done. And then he never did it again, though

1:04:08

I will say people process

1:04:11

in different ways. That's how you anyway,

1:04:13

we're back. That was too real.

1:04:16

So yeah, he's

1:04:21

like, when your man has come and

1:04:23

like and and she goes, um, she

1:04:25

goes, well, the lady goes window

1:04:28

man has come to you in your life, you will

1:04:30

know from the first look. And she thought immediately

1:04:32

I did now when I fell in love with Luke. That's what she

1:04:35

thought. And then he goes the idea

1:04:37

of the other purple or hard because can we talk

1:04:39

sitting in the lap, It's weighed on my heart.

1:04:42

I am in this for you. I've fallen for you. I

1:04:44

need clarity on Luke. I know

1:04:47

that he that you are the best

1:04:49

person, but he takes people's words

1:04:51

and he changes them and he lives. How can you consider

1:04:54

someone like her? And then her face

1:04:56

was like she

1:05:01

can't take any form of criticims and she

1:05:03

knows he's right. Yeah, I think she does.

1:05:06

And she's like, how honest do you want me to be? Because

1:05:08

at the beginning. I can't describe it, the connection.

1:05:11

I mean, I just knew he was here for me. There

1:05:13

was a connection. I'm still trying to figure that.

1:05:16

I don't know what to say. And then he

1:05:18

goes, just what makes you hold on to something someone's certain?

1:05:20

She goes, it's just a feeling. It's just a different

1:05:22

side to him. I see that. You guys don't

1:05:24

say anyway, it just

1:05:27

was like and then at that point, I missed the gypsies

1:05:29

from the earlier and then stop

1:05:32

talking. Haven't they did it again? And then

1:05:34

they go away. Then the sasses,

1:05:37

the mole and the mustache. So then she wait,

1:05:39

she dresses up, they have dinner, and he's

1:05:41

like, whoa Hannah Brown? And

1:05:44

I was like, okay, great, we're back. Let's have another

1:05:46

part of the date. She goes, he loves me, he

1:05:48

really cares about me. And then blah

1:05:51

blah blah blah blah blah. You know the rest.

1:05:53

You all saw it. Well. I do think he said a few good

1:05:55

points. He like says, he goes, I'm worried that you hold

1:05:58

onto things that aren't good for you, and

1:06:00

that he's brought this toxic, you know,

1:06:03

the environment to you. Into the whole show, into

1:06:05

everything I think he has. I think at the dinner

1:06:07

he I think maybe he had time to articulate his

1:06:09

thoughts in his words, and he probably wrote some stuff

1:06:11

down, which was great because like, really, I mean,

1:06:14

maybe she does have trouble letting go things

1:06:16

that are bad. Agree, I agree,

1:06:21

Yeah, yeah, I don't know how

1:06:23

you get out of the house. My friend. My friends

1:06:25

at that point kept being like, there's no way they're gonna fun, and

1:06:27

I still thought they were gonna. I did not. I thought

1:06:30

shot, I knew it. Do you think

1:06:32

they did it? I don't

1:06:34

think of

1:06:37

course they did. Yeah, she even like tweeted

1:06:40

something like, oh he brought the wood, and

1:06:42

then in in parentheses she said like

1:06:45

ian like wouldn't and then she said guitar. Of

1:06:48

course that also

1:06:50

makes me feel like he won, like because she wouldn't

1:06:52

do that if it was like Peter and

1:06:55

I just assumed they didn't know. And

1:06:57

why did you assume they didn't? Because

1:07:02

I would never with him, I guess. I

1:07:08

love how honestly you're

1:07:10

just like, well, I never

1:07:13

I would not ever. But

1:07:16

that's really true that he texted this woman

1:07:18

saying, this is just three weeks and then I'm

1:07:20

gonna be back and will be stronger. Then he's

1:07:23

saying to her, he's

1:07:25

so much more evil than Luke. Yeah,

1:07:27

he's maybe a little cuckoo, but but

1:07:30

it's crazy, that is real. That idiot

1:07:35

too. I almost don't think it's even like I believe

1:07:37

he believes because he's stuck in this house

1:07:39

with no ability to go on a phone or like

1:07:42

watch TV. So he's so he's

1:07:45

just like zoomed in on her that he starts

1:07:47

to believe that he loves it, because that's what they do. They kind of

1:07:49

like it's a competition. It's

1:07:51

just a competition. I think as soon as

1:07:53

he gets out of it, he's probably like, oh boy,

1:07:56

what Yeah, but they also,

1:07:59

yeah, I don't think to Minacle, I think he just I

1:08:01

think he truly is like, I think

1:08:03

he's kind of stupid. She got angry.

1:08:06

I don't know if it's stupid. I think he's a fucking asshole.

1:08:09

Mom goes on to promote

1:08:11

his music. He's saying, I love you a girl. He's

1:08:14

I'm there, and I think he's an asshole. And he cheated

1:08:17

on that girl, So yeah, on the other

1:08:19

girl, he cheated on the other one. I don't think. He came

1:08:21

there being like, I'm going to make it to the end and I'm

1:08:23

going to leave this. Well, then take yourself out

1:08:25

of it, like and

1:08:29

tried to do before she was told she's not allowed

1:08:31

to leave. He also came clean. He also

1:08:34

came clean about the music, but not about

1:08:37

maybe he thought that was like, well, i've, i've, i've,

1:08:39

you know, redeemed myself a little bit. She

1:08:41

pushed away from the table and was

1:08:44

so angry, and she was like,

1:08:46

I trust you, I trust you. I'm frustrated.

1:08:48

Makes me mad. I

1:08:50

have to explain myself and more and more and

1:08:53

more and more and more. I'm so tired

1:08:55

of fighting for Luke. I don't want to do this anymore.

1:08:58

And then and then she's like, we don't.

1:09:03

And then she's like he's

1:09:05

like and

1:09:08

he doesn't express her frustrating.

1:09:11

And then he goes, you're so frustrating.

1:09:15

You're so beautiful. Oh my god, I

1:09:17

care for her and I love her. He's

1:09:20

like, you're so great, and she goes and you're

1:09:22

so great with me wink Like

1:09:25

She's like, I know I'm crazy and you can handle

1:09:27

me. That's when they came back and she

1:09:29

goes, she goes, well, since you didn't run away,

1:09:32

if you want to stay, there's a huge house in a

1:09:34

pool, and then she goes, come to

1:09:37

Mama, Come

1:09:40

to mom. She sucked

1:09:42

up, She fucked the girls only sucked

1:09:45

once. She was fun and sweet, a

1:09:47

little wild, a lot of fun. I'm more

1:09:49

sure than ever I've been about

1:09:51

you, and I want to see you again,

1:09:54

Mr Jedway, we did this. I

1:09:56

want to look back and said we made like why

1:09:59

why it Jed wyant so

1:10:02

that anything left, anything on left

1:10:04

on Jed. But that makes

1:10:06

sense if if she goes in thinking it's Luke,

1:10:09

that explains the blow up, Like

1:10:11

she just can't fucking take it

1:10:14

one more minute with Jed asking or

1:10:16

in probation trust me, which

1:10:18

I don't get it. You can trust me that

1:10:20

I can. But she takes in to

1:10:22

Santorini. It's literally my favorite place in

1:10:24

the entire world. It's the most

1:10:26

romantic, most beautiful place I've ever been

1:10:29

to. It is on

1:10:31

those cruises and my gay boy cruises. And

1:10:35

I vowed, I was like, I will like it is

1:10:37

the most beautiful place in

1:10:40

the entire world. And she takes Luke.

1:10:42

She could have taken Jed. She could have taken any

1:10:44

of Tyler's on a fucking canoe

1:10:46

house boat, and she takes

1:10:49

Luke to San, you

1:10:51

know what I mean. So she is setting for me,

1:10:54

She is setting herself up

1:10:56

for the most romantic like

1:10:59

that's it. It's and usually

1:11:01

the last person is the one that's last on their mind.

1:11:03

Do you think they showed us as an order?

1:11:06

Yeah? I think she. I

1:11:09

always wonder that she said

1:11:11

is my first fantasy, sweet about Peter. She did say

1:11:14

that about Peter, but I wonder about the last three. I

1:11:16

think she I think she would

1:11:19

have known if she'd already cut Luke

1:11:21

before Jack. But I don't think because the

1:11:24

trust me. But I guess she would have good,

1:11:26

accurate, defensive Yeah,

1:11:28

you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah, I think because

1:11:33

yeah. Because also he when he said

1:11:35

in their date, if

1:11:37

you had sex with

1:11:40

all of them, she

1:11:42

didn't respond. So I

1:11:45

think she would have even in that moment, said well

1:11:47

I've only been on one day, Like I think she would have defended,

1:11:51

and so she just didn't give him anything. I think she didn't.

1:11:54

So there we are Luke, Pete another

1:11:57

break. Are we good? No, we're good, Okay, we're with

1:11:59

likely they're kissing. She's in the sun

1:12:01

dress. How have you been like old?

1:12:03

We're in Santorini, We're got a helicopter.

1:12:06

I want to swing from the ladder. It's

1:12:09

beautiful. He's still the best kisser.

1:12:11

Oh I want to be physical with him. I don't know, said

1:12:13

the ladder, and he said, I want. I love your imagination.

1:12:16

Yeah, yeah, I

1:12:18

love you imagination. I think

1:12:20

sometimes I missed this dialog I

1:12:25

was watching. I never I watched watching

1:12:29

with goggles like

1:12:31

a fucking lunar. Guys watching hotels

1:12:34

has changed my life because I can understand

1:12:36

the little things that they say that I can never understand

1:12:38

because they're not actors. They don't know how to articulate, like

1:12:41

they don't have to pronounce words properly. I

1:12:46

had a girlfriend previously before I

1:12:48

came on Shower.

1:12:51

Jesus found me and told me this stuff. Oh my

1:12:53

god. My friend Stella drove. She drew

1:12:55

me. She's an eighteen year old young lady.

1:12:57

She's an amazing artist, and she drew

1:13:00

me a picture of Shower Jeese coming

1:13:03

to find Luke and it says like, now

1:13:05

go out and shame people. Shame.

1:13:09

It's the greatest piece of It's

1:13:12

so good. It's so good. I'm like, now

1:13:14

you must go out and shame people. Um

1:13:17

um. So she goes. She goes, she's still the best kisser.

1:13:20

I don't know what that church is teaching him, but boy,

1:13:22

that boy kid kiss and

1:13:24

she goes, your eyes are so pretty.

1:13:27

Oh my, whoa your eyes just see

1:13:29

to my soul. They're like shark guys. You're completely

1:13:32

entangled in every way that shark

1:13:34

guys. He's going to kill you. She

1:13:36

didn't say shark guys. I added in the shark guys. But

1:13:40

she goes. She goes, seeing the person in your

1:13:42

family described I'm so and he just

1:13:45

kept saying, I'm so thankful, I'm so

1:13:47

thankful, thank you. I'm just being

1:13:50

anybody that's a liar says this phrase a lot. I'm

1:13:52

being completely honest with you. I'm being completely

1:13:54

honest with you. I look into your eyes and I see

1:13:56

your my future wife, and and

1:13:59

I just looking at you and I see that

1:14:01

I mean that, and I don't have any other options,

1:14:03

and you're right in front of me, Oh my god.

1:14:06

And then he goes, and then he goes, oh man, what

1:14:09

is up, Santorini. This is darling

1:14:11

here he can see Darling, Darling,

1:14:14

this is Darling. We need to put the subtitles

1:14:17

on. Yeah, I didn't. I don't remember anything like

1:14:19

Darling. He's like a split personality.

1:14:22

Yeah, I don't get it's the real

1:14:24

and then the fake Christian. That's what it is,

1:14:26

or the battling of Christian verse his

1:14:29

dark and grossness. I feel

1:14:31

like people and here's someone

1:14:34

else said Darling, that's what I'll said, Yeah,

1:14:37

what's the psychopath. That's that's

1:14:39

what psychopaths to mimicry because

1:14:42

they don't know what they're supposed to say.

1:14:44

So if they hear I bet you anything. He heard

1:14:47

people walking by them and someone said

1:14:49

this island is Darling and he was like,

1:14:51

okay, I can use that is because

1:14:54

he doesn't himself. And people born

1:14:56

psychopath like like chemical thing, Like how

1:14:58

does that happen? Yeah, it's

1:15:01

not. You can't be made two.

1:15:03

You can be damaged, you can be beaten by your parents,

1:15:06

you can be but you can't

1:15:08

be made to have no guilt remorse.

1:15:11

It's like a chemical. It's a completely

1:15:13

it's one out of a thousand people. And

1:15:15

some of them are fully functioning. They work

1:15:17

jobs, they pay their taxes, but they are

1:15:20

not I

1:15:24

don't pay taxes. Wow.

1:15:28

A sociopath is without

1:15:31

empathy or guilt or remorse

1:15:33

or an understanding of anyone else's

1:15:36

suffering. So it's all about them.

1:15:39

Sociate like, that's a sociopath. The psychopath

1:15:42

is capable of murder. Not all sociopath

1:15:44

murder. Do you think based

1:15:47

on what is having

1:15:50

no guilt, empathy or remorse

1:15:54

personality? Yeah, that person

1:15:57

they don't. He didn't. I think was

1:15:59

absolutely right they he didn't. He didn't know how

1:16:01

to express that it's a beautiful island. So he heard

1:16:04

someone say darling and he repeated it. Fascinated.

1:16:06

It would be great if she could hear someone saying and then

1:16:08

him repeating and she's like, are you. It also explains

1:16:11

how he says okay, like um

1:16:14

uh, this is how I feel statement

1:16:17

A, And then when someone goes no, no,

1:16:20

no, no, no, that's statement he'll

1:16:22

go, I did not say state.

1:16:25

I'm going to go with statement B. And you're

1:16:28

weird because you heard me incorrect. Theos

1:16:31

like I struggle with being

1:16:34

misunderstood, and it's like, but you say

1:16:36

the exactly scene and

1:16:38

then you take it back. When

1:16:41

one of the I literally wrote down sentences

1:16:43

that he said in their fight and this is

1:16:45

he said, So I don't want to get

1:16:47

into being misconstrued and being misunderstood

1:16:50

again because it's happened a lot. And she says,

1:16:53

but that's what you said, and then he goes, you're right, he's

1:16:55

crazy, like

1:17:00

and then Katie's head popped off and he

1:17:03

just continues to be like, but that's not what I said. Okay,

1:17:05

so here we are. We're still He goes, I

1:17:07

am honored that you chose me for your bucket

1:17:09

list. I'm so laser focused.

1:17:12

So you're so attracted to you? Who

1:17:14

says that um um, and

1:17:17

it goes cheers to marriage and

1:17:19

forever shouldn't be taken lightly.

1:17:22

I m I want it the way I want

1:17:24

it. You've been a spiritual leader in your

1:17:26

household, Scott, your snake

1:17:28

kIPS right. Are

1:17:32

you ready? I'm ready to make history of my family,

1:17:34

Scott. From now on, things

1:17:36

are I need to know that everybody

1:17:38

knows in my household, Scott, that things are going

1:17:40

to be how they're supposed to be.

1:17:43

So let's talk about sex, snake hips.

1:17:46

Sex

1:17:48

is an incredible things, a beautiful thing, but

1:17:51

well, but it's within the guidelines

1:17:53

of marriage. The

1:17:56

whole process I've been studying Hebrews

1:17:59

something like that, and talking about how this

1:18:01

whole process marriage should be honored by

1:18:03

everybody, how a marriage should just just be

1:18:06

kept in his place by staying

1:18:08

for three and after four years, I'm saving myself

1:18:10

for marriage's morals. We're on the same page.

1:18:13

I just want to hear from your mouth. Scott Snake kept

1:18:15

skiing, who what whoa? Whoa what? Work?

1:18:17

Excuse me? I don't. I

1:18:19

don't believe this is something you should be asking me. I just

1:18:21

want to make sure you're sexually intimate

1:18:24

with the other relationships here. She's like, um,

1:18:28

excuse me, um um.

1:18:30

I just say, Okay, maybe you slipped up and you had sex

1:18:32

with one, but if you had sex three, he said, slipped

1:18:35

off. I almost take the TV and throw it off

1:18:37

the balcony. I want to slipped up.

1:18:40

I slipped and fell on his bathroom.

1:18:44

Max so condescending. So

1:18:48

it was insane, and like he goes like, let's say that I am the

1:18:50

list date, and let's say that you've had had sex. Throwing

1:18:52

a crazy scenario at you here, like

1:18:54

throwing the fantasy suitets. It's

1:18:56

the show. Is the crazy scenario. I'm

1:18:58

willing to work through this. She

1:19:01

was like, I'm a grown woman and i can

1:19:03

make my own decisions and I'm not strapped

1:19:05

to a man right now, it's

1:19:08

what you said. And

1:19:11

then she goes, words you are saying are

1:19:13

really not okay. It was love

1:19:15

at first sight when I saw you, and it is all this is

1:19:18

shit. You have already broken

1:19:20

my heart through this. I broken my own heart

1:19:22

because I have allowed any gags.

1:19:27

I could have just ratting

1:19:30

you off and said I'm not going you're

1:19:32

going home, but I just kept you. I

1:19:35

want somebody who people can get

1:19:37

along with. It's a big

1:19:39

fuck you, that's what that is.

1:19:43

Fuck you, dude. You don't own

1:19:45

me. Who are you? Oh?

1:19:49

It's like Hannah's right there. It's like, oh

1:19:53

my god, yes she finally I was like, oh the

1:19:55

rage we've all been feeling. Sink

1:19:57

blazer on. I'm

1:20:00

my god, I don't have a blaze and leather blazer.

1:20:02

You know what, Katie, I know that I

1:20:04

have God in my heart, and I am

1:20:07

like, and I you know what that

1:20:09

hasn't shown me and guys have respected

1:20:11

me. You showed me that

1:20:14

I do think that I want to do. I

1:20:16

know that I've gone through all my life

1:20:19

praying for clarity, and I feel like I

1:20:21

have finally gotten clarity

1:20:23

about you and I do not want

1:20:25

you to be my husband.

1:20:28

Wait, can you give me a chance? Now? I

1:20:31

just came from Cartman that was like a cartmar

1:20:35

I know I had the clarity. Can I walk

1:20:38

you out? And he's just sitting there. She's like, come on, come

1:20:40

on, come on, come on, and he

1:20:42

had his fucking That's when the shark guys

1:20:44

came out and he was like, can

1:20:47

I just chat for one second? She's

1:20:49

like now, um, She's

1:20:51

like, he goes, you owe me this? And that was

1:20:54

thunder. It thundered out, I

1:20:57

do not owe you anything.

1:21:00

At this point place she went

1:21:02

full steel magnolia is one. Why

1:21:05

would you say that, Oh you my

1:21:08

husband don't accept me for who

1:21:11

I am, allowing me to be my own

1:21:13

person. I don't care that you

1:21:15

said. You know, you know, you know what Luke

1:21:18

and I had to get you in this limo. Guess

1:21:21

what, I have had sex and

1:21:24

Jesus still loves me. And

1:21:26

guess what me fucking in a windmill

1:21:29

probably is gonna make you want to leave

1:21:31

right now. I fucking

1:21:33

win my Wilma, fucking fucking fun, fun funck

1:21:36

windmill fun I didn't just go into

1:21:38

a fantasy suite, fund the windmill

1:21:40

and guess what we did it a sick time.

1:21:44

My husband would never say what you

1:21:47

said to me? What can

1:21:49

I just pray for you before I murder you? Pray

1:21:53

for you? I was like that. He says,

1:21:55

can I pray with you? Over you?

1:21:57

He said, can I pray over you? Said? Can I pray?

1:22:00

And gave him the finger, Sorry, I pray

1:22:02

for your soul. Oh my god, I thought he was saying he wanted

1:22:04

to hold hands with her and pray for a minute there

1:22:07

he said, pray just like his prayer doesn't

1:22:09

mean anything at this point, like, what could you

1:22:11

give me? It was so good. I'm

1:22:14

sorry that I commandeered this podcast that

1:22:17

was a monologuet.

1:22:19

Watching it again and you

1:22:26

rubbed this, You rubbed this. This

1:22:29

is your sex grid. That's how you got

1:22:31

signed to that. But you had to fire four months

1:22:33

ago exactly. It was a young

1:22:35

Sheldon. And then I gave a

1:22:38

young Sheldon saying this would have been great a

1:22:42

windmill. I

1:22:44

fucked. It wasn't just a fantasy suite. I

1:22:46

fucked in a windmill. And guess what we

1:22:49

did in a second and then she winked

1:22:51

at the camera. I loved it. I loved

1:22:54

it. It was really was like I really

1:22:56

thought, what is this ride

1:22:58

you're taking us on ABC? And then I

1:23:00

was like, girl, you did it again, baby

1:23:03

boots like it. I was

1:23:05

so in Hulkin and her.

1:23:08

That was all her. There was nothing produced

1:23:10

about and that's what was so it

1:23:13

was amazing. I loved

1:23:15

and you saw like the reality of the situation

1:23:17

come over her. You saw that you saw come

1:23:19

over her. Yeah, and you

1:23:22

know what I will say what made it real was I do

1:23:24

feel like the producers tried to get Like when Chris

1:23:26

Harrison a couple of weeks ago was like what you

1:23:29

never see him on camera? Going? Why did you

1:23:31

keep him? Like? I don't think they

1:23:33

wanted him around this long. I probably

1:23:35

scared where was Chris Harrison when that was all

1:23:37

going down? He wasn't. He's

1:23:41

just hanging out of Grease, having a good time, adopting

1:23:46

some cats. Oh. I

1:23:49

can imagine that he'd walk over potentially

1:23:51

if if he would not leave, and potentially

1:23:53

he would have to call Like I was waiting for her to go security.

1:23:56

I mean she kind of like, oh, I can get you, like even

1:23:59

before she said that in male things, she

1:24:01

was like, she was like, looking at the production,

1:24:04

I think I can get you get out

1:24:06

of here physically if you're going to stand

1:24:09

here and be threatening and disrespectful. It

1:24:11

was a whole journey in that moment of

1:24:15

she just was angry and upset. But then when

1:24:17

he said I owe you, that's when you

1:24:22

said that was that's

1:24:25

where he blew it because he might have been able to lure

1:24:27

her back in one final he tried.

1:24:30

He was like, no, no, no, that's not what I said just

1:24:32

now, And like so many like we were talking

1:24:34

before, we're talking before this started

1:24:37

about like the whole spiritual leader

1:24:39

in my household, that was history

1:24:41

in my family. I think he was saying, like I'm going to rule

1:24:44

this. Yeah, I was letting her now

1:24:46

on things or how they're supposed to be. He

1:24:50

was saying to her, this is this is

1:24:52

what we're agreeing. D Daddy's

1:24:54

in charge here. We're going to do it my

1:24:56

way. And he say he says, there's

1:24:58

so many things I want from my self in my future wife,

1:25:01

in my future that I wanted the way I want

1:25:03

it, the way I want it. He's the bachelor. But

1:25:05

he's not, oh yeah, and she's

1:25:08

Steven like, well, that's in the coming attraction what

1:25:11

like, So it shows him

1:25:13

like coming back and he's

1:25:15

and she says something like he goes,

1:25:18

no, well, I I feel like I need to come

1:25:20

back and say this like it's owed to me,

1:25:22

and she was like no, this isn't your show

1:25:24

or Tyler and

1:25:27

Peter and Hannah to Peter like

1:25:31

like Tyler like he like, Jed, don't

1:25:34

put your hand on me? And Tyler was what are you going to do about

1:25:36

it? And here was like a foot they're hanging

1:25:41

on to the point where he gets but

1:25:45

what Tyler. What Luke is saying

1:25:48

in the car of him coming

1:25:50

back, and the preview is I'm

1:25:53

sure Hannah thinks I won't

1:25:55

marry her after the last thing

1:25:57

she said to me like she's

1:26:00

got she's got something coming like it's

1:26:03

not even it's like a catchphrase. She

1:26:06

she she thinks she knows, but she doesn't

1:26:08

know nothing yet. It's a catchphrase. And

1:26:10

so he shows up to like tell

1:26:13

her it

1:26:15

wasn't. It was her saying I do not

1:26:18

want to marry you, and he's like, I

1:26:20

know, Hannah thinks I won't marry

1:26:23

she after what she said, he's

1:26:25

been story. He

1:26:28

even said again. He

1:26:31

even said again, um, like

1:26:34

she says it and I don't care, like he doesn't

1:26:36

care, like he's a stalker level of like she

1:26:38

said a boundary and I don't care. That's

1:26:41

what I want. It was just like he said,

1:26:43

I don't even care what you just said to me about feeling

1:26:45

like you have clarity clarity on this, I still

1:26:48

feel like you you don't, which

1:26:50

is but why would it like if she's

1:26:52

so over? I mean, is that now a complete

1:26:55

producer move? Every time there's a producer

1:26:57

question, I look at you because you're away, but

1:27:00

like him coming back? Is that? Like? Can she

1:27:03

just be like no? No, I know, but I'm what

1:27:05

I'm saying is like, can't she at some

1:27:07

point go to the producers and go, I

1:27:09

don't want him back again, Do not

1:27:11

let him in here? But there here he comes. Who's

1:27:14

who's in charge of that move? Or

1:27:17

does she literally love this drama?

1:27:20

I don't think she thinks he's going to come back?

1:27:22

No, I think, I mean, I don't let producers

1:27:24

love the drama? Yeah, why would

1:27:27

they say no anymore of that? Whatever's

1:27:31

coming after that? That's it? He wouldn't

1:27:33

come back again. I know, but we don't. I

1:27:35

don't. Nobody in America wants to

1:27:37

see him next. It's like, I

1:27:39

don't want to see him get beat up. I

1:27:42

want to see what happens. I want to see

1:27:44

the guys going

1:27:47

to beat him off. Well,

1:27:53

yes, good if that was a scenario, but

1:27:55

you know it's gonna be so cocky. Oh

1:27:58

my god. Then Tyler bang flew, He's like, all,

1:28:00

beg Jesus, I

1:28:03

watched that. It's

1:28:05

gonna be not a lame water down you and

1:28:07

then heally, well,

1:28:10

what are you gonna do? You guys? How they pick it? First

1:28:12

of all? Who do we think it's gonna? Win's

1:28:14

gonna Tyler? Tyler,

1:28:18

Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. I hope

1:28:20

it's Tyl Jed. I

1:28:22

think I wish it were Tyler. I think Jed

1:28:25

or Tyler. I can't pig

1:28:27

you gotta pick one. Wait, how about just we Jed?

1:28:29

We asked. I was just trying to figure out who's

1:28:32

going to be the last two. I think

1:28:34

I think Peter and Jed.

1:28:37

I think Peter, and I think she's gonna. I

1:28:39

think she's gonna. I was hoping it would be Tyler and Peters.

1:28:42

It was like a win win. I know, I think

1:28:44

I think it's going to be Tyler and

1:28:46

Jed. That's really She's

1:28:49

gonna be Peter. It's just still there

1:28:51

for Peter. You think you want to look

1:28:54

up our draft picks? Okay?

1:28:56

Who did? Who did Scott picked to win?

1:28:59

Scotthead? Garrett is number one? We all had.

1:29:01

Garret is number two

1:29:04

and Luca's number three. His

1:29:08

top crazy John Paul Jones, Okay,

1:29:11

he was disappointing that he'll be a paradise. Who

1:29:13

is your top pic? Mine? Garrett

1:29:16

and then Luke and then Peter? Okay,

1:29:18

who's mine? Who's yours? Were? Garrett

1:29:20

Luke and Jed? Okayriana

1:29:23

was Garrett? Peter Luke? Okay, all

1:29:26

right? Um mine was bomb Peter

1:29:28

than Bobby and

1:29:32

John Jones, by the way, liked

1:29:34

some because I was like looking at um uh

1:29:38

things at uh Luke

1:29:41

had said on Instagram, like he posted about and

1:29:43

John Paul Jones liked some of the stuff and I thought

1:29:45

that was weird and it made me wondering about what

1:29:48

his cues are. Things. Yeah, I'm

1:29:50

obsessed with John Paul Jones and I and

1:29:53

I want to get him on this podcast.

1:29:56

Um, will you guys help me pick a tweet of the week. Lauren

1:30:01

Johnson at there was so many

1:30:03

good ones at Words Underscore

1:30:05

by Underscore l I g Um

1:30:08

Dean looks like one of those twenty five year old

1:30:10

dudes who hangs out by his old high school so he can

1:30:12

relive his glory days. Um

1:30:17

Lauren at Underscore Purple Underscore

1:30:20

Hayes, Hannah and Peter only hooked

1:30:22

up in the windmill because it was the closest thing that

1:30:24

had propellers. Oh

1:30:27

my god, that's hilarious.

1:30:34

That's a good one. Um, I'm

1:30:37

better than Ben Shapiro at Andrea Underscore.

1:30:39

Shapiro fitting that they gave the guy

1:30:42

from Jupiter, Florida the Robin tug

1:30:44

Day. It's

1:30:48

so good. Um. Jeremy

1:30:51

Kay at j C k con

1:30:53

ops. Anyone else feels like this episode

1:30:56

is the third Mama Mia so

1:31:10

um um, let's

1:31:13

see which would beat the first two. Mama

1:31:17

Courtney Cook at Courtney Cook

1:31:19

and a f t Z. Luke

1:31:22

looks like a garden gnome that has come to

1:31:24

life and thinks fingering one woman makes

1:31:26

him have a deviant sexual past. Um

1:31:37

okay one final one. Um

1:31:40

Lauren at at Underscore

1:31:43

Purple. At Underscore, Hayes Jed is upset

1:31:45

about his woman's other man. This is

1:31:47

the one and only time where

1:31:49

I feel like a country song would be appropriate.

1:31:55

There's so many good ones, so I'm

1:31:58

gonna narrow it down to this. Here we

1:32:00

go. Jeremy kay at j C k con

1:32:03

ops. Anyone else feel like this episode

1:32:05

is the third? Mama MEA and

1:32:08

do we want Rubin Tug or Propellers? Country

1:32:12

song? Country song is strong too,

1:32:16

Alright, I'm in a narrow down to three

1:32:20

and then you get to pick your one. I'll

1:32:22

do it all right. You want country song over Rubin

1:32:25

Tug? Okay, okay?

1:32:27

Jeremy kay at j C. Knes anyone else feel

1:32:29

like this episode a third? MoMA Mia and Lauren

1:32:32

at Underscore Purple Underscore,

1:32:34

Hayes jet is upset about his woman's other

1:32:36

man. This is the one and only time where

1:32:38

I feel like a country song would be appropriate.

1:32:41

Mama Me at our country song? Oh God,

1:32:43

shout out to country song. But I'm taking Mama Mia

1:32:46

for the gold. Mama Me

1:32:48

but country I love, Mama. There's

1:32:50

so many good ones. I think

1:32:52

it's unanimous. We have a unanimous

1:32:55

Jeremy kay at j c k not con ops.

1:32:57

Anyone else feel like this episode is the third Mama

1:32:59

Mia so good, um,

1:33:02

and I just want to read it. I think you can email us at Rose

1:33:04

Podcast at at um gmail

1:33:07

dot com. Somebody said that they wish that we

1:33:10

had an intern that got

1:33:12

the gossip faster. That way, somebody

1:33:14

would tell us the gossip because we're behind. Here's the thing,

1:33:16

guys, I've tried to look up gossip and then you

1:33:18

find out spoilers. So we're

1:33:21

not that podcast. I wish we were. But

1:33:23

when you start doing it, then you start to go, wait

1:33:25

a minute, if that's that, because the gossip is

1:33:27

that, that means they can't have one. That's why

1:33:29

we enjoy uh.

1:33:35

Jessica Capretorious, thank you for creating Grief

1:33:37

Island. Greeting some South Africa

1:33:39

all um. Um.

1:33:42

Let's see they never

1:33:44

watched The bachelord before, but she had no clue about podcasts,

1:33:47

and so she just started listening and became a huge part

1:33:49

of her life. And they herd

1:33:51

boyfriend's dad passed away and and so

1:33:54

so we've distracted them with Baschlord's

1:33:56

season. They kept us entertained and distract and so

1:33:58

I want to give a shout out to her a friend that he's

1:34:00

handled his grief with grace and strength and she admires

1:34:03

him so much. Andreas, she loves you.

1:34:05

You feel like home, and she's so that she knows

1:34:07

that you're there for the right reason is

1:34:10

that we've gone so many again, Never

1:34:12

in my life did as this fucking Nordic

1:34:15

Scandinavian that I never talked

1:34:17

about anything that I ever think I would normalize

1:34:20

via a fucking Bachelor

1:34:23

podcast. But we have. You can review

1:34:25

us on iTunes and we have a ratings reviews.

1:34:27

We've got a five star review um

1:34:30

most recently on iTunes from actor

1:34:33

e Fest the world's best first podcast

1:34:35

about grief and the Bachelor. Are You Experienced

1:34:38

Loss and Love the Bachelor? Look

1:34:41

at no further than this absolutely jump of a podcast.

1:34:43

As a longtime listener and current president of Grief

1:34:46

Island, I have to say this podcast has

1:34:48

helped me chuckle my way through a recent loss.

1:34:50

Are Friends take on the Bachelor franchise as a reason

1:34:52

I stay firmly devoted Bachelor Nation, keep doing words,

1:34:55

work, cheers, regards and see a cart Yes

1:34:58

or we appreciate that. Never in my life

1:35:00

did I think that's what would I'd be doing. But that's

1:35:03

what happens. Guys. It's life in

1:35:06

conclusion. You know what is

1:35:09

what is the best part of my life? This?

1:35:12

I love this and last night. I

1:35:15

mean, what do you want to promote?

1:35:17

Tanna? Um? You know my podcast

1:35:19

ethnically Ambiguous. If you like Bachelor

1:35:22

in the Middle East Scotty

1:35:25

Scatty Kay Bachelor in Paradise

1:35:28

August five, Oh my god, are you on it?

1:35:34

Are you on Instagram or anything? Great?

1:35:36

Paget Um

1:35:39

I'm gonna be a comic con for duct Tails and my

1:35:42

um sixth Drunk Narration

1:35:44

for Drunk History is airing July.

1:35:48

Katie Levine, go adopt a dog or a

1:35:50

cat or a bunny or just adopt an animal. Yeah,

1:35:53

yeah, totally what Katy said. Um. Also,

1:35:58

I'm gonna be a the Comedy

1:36:01

Festival in Portland Portland Queer Comedy Festival

1:36:03

in two days stand

1:36:06

up comedy and a live Sports without

1:36:08

Balls at three pm at the fun House Lange

1:36:11

with Jen Cobert, Kaylin and Murray who

1:36:13

wrote a book about U. S WiM's national team. Um.

1:36:15

Possibly some Ruler Derby dolls. So

1:36:18

uh go to Portland

1:36:20

Queer Comedy festival. That's a great lineup.

1:36:23

Um, you can catch me at season two in

1:36:25

Stageable dropping sometime this year. That Scott

1:36:28

wrote a bunch of episodes on It as an executive

1:36:30

producer on It's a great show.

1:36:32

This is a good season. I can't wait.

1:36:35

I almost made a joke that I can't make, but i'll

1:36:37

tell you after perfect and uh. And

1:36:39

I'm writing a book which will be out next

1:36:42

year, writing

1:36:44

it and uh and that's

1:36:46

it. Really please try. I'll be doing

1:36:48

stand up comedy in Washington, d C. The

1:36:52

weekend of January. Join. I'm

1:36:56

totally coming with you. I don't know what club

1:36:58

I haven't written down. Is just DC Comedy

1:37:00

Club. It's probably what it's

1:37:03

called. It's probably not. Maybe it is, it's not. I'm

1:37:05

sure. I'm not on a calendar yet and

1:37:07

I can't believe they put a ring on it, so it's probably problem.

1:37:10

I don't know what it is. I should look

1:37:13

it up, but it's in my calendar. And that's what I'll

1:37:15

be doing. Oh yes, and I do want to promote snake

1:37:17

hips dot go government

1:37:22

right all right, until next

1:37:24

time, fingers, we love you. Oh

1:37:28

yeah, I'm want to get

1:37:31

all up in your tonight feels

1:37:34

so good. I

1:37:36

just gotta wonder the pushing. When

1:37:39

you read this rule, you

1:37:45

read those rules in your

1:37:48

words, rules

1:37:59

into your where you would