0:00

The good luck. Everybody leave it on the

0:02

field. We're going to

0:04

regional. So horny,

0:07

God, I'm so randy.

0:10

Now is so horny. I've never seen so

0:12

much dry humping ever. And

0:16

she's a straddler. She's

0:18

not mad at getting suddle. How's your haw's your audio?

0:21

How's your sounds? Are

0:24

you feeling real? Randy?

0:27

Welcome to my son. I've

0:29

got some lobbyan's upside in a

0:31

white's head cap and with some stage

0:34

they're gonna brush brush your buttocks, get

0:36

massage. Oh my god. Hello,

0:39

my name is Arta Marine. Welcome to a

0:41

very special episode of What Except This Rose

0:43

for two reasons. Number one, they

0:46

almost lost me last week on the worst episode

0:48

of television of all time. But they're

0:51

fucking back. They're back. They're back, thank god,

0:54

Oh my god. So much, just so much to load. We've got

0:56

so much load to unload. And I want

0:58

to just thank our fans be because they heard I'm

1:01

an upbeat gal, I'm a glass to have full gal.

1:03

And I kept saying, what the hell is this? And somebody

1:05

emailed me that apparently there

1:08

was one less episode of Paradise

1:10

this year, So the producers came to them after

1:12

the fact, and we're like, we need you to stretch

1:14

it and give us an extra episode. So that's

1:17

what that bullshit episode was was just filler.

1:20

I mean, thank god number

1:23

two. The reason this is a very special episode.

1:25

It is raining man in

1:27

my garage. You guys, my

1:29

upholster garage. I mean,

1:32

what's your flavor? I don't know, but

1:34

I think you've got one for everybody because

1:36

this is the best looking. I don't

1:39

want to say I'm putting together my own hot boy

1:41

band, but I might be. Let's

1:43

start our introductions to my right is

1:45

my new best friend? Is the person that I'm going

1:47

to apply to be an amazing race with We'll talk

1:49

about in a second. Um.

1:52

I think he's best known for going

1:54

wallpaper shopping with me, but let's give him an

1:56

introduction. Place is

1:59

Taren my heart pod

2:01

with you, but when we

2:03

are a part, I'm feel interest

2:07

and no matter what

2:09

I do, I feel the

2:12

pain. If I

2:14

pod with without you,

2:17

Lance Bass, it goes on. It's

2:20

my garage. That's how you want

2:22

to be bad. We had sometimes

2:25

we went for salad and your

2:27

husband's so hands out. I find

2:29

you so delightful. I wish we are

2:32

to give out

2:34

you're hanging out with Ariana Grande

2:37

at Fancy Coachell at TOMPs.

2:39

But maybe I'm maybe like the

2:42

Beyonce of comedy, like I'm

2:44

our Dante, I'm your lady, I'm

2:46

all Dante, your lady. It's beast.

2:49

That's a really long as. I think

2:51

you got it all in and

2:54

good night. That's such

2:57

a long podcast. Just a

2:59

long is intro By

3:01

the way, I did one for will Wells.

3:04

How long is well Is? It was like

3:06

a minute? It was like a minute. Thirty He hasn't

3:08

said yes to coming onto the I

3:10

have one waiting and it's a minute and oh

3:13

my god, well he's done before, but now he has his

3:16

own wrap up. Um, Lance Bass, Hello,

3:18

welcome back.

3:21

Oh my god. Well okay, I

3:23

already liked you and we just hung out in Atlanta.

3:27

Um and one of the guys on the show,

3:30

Chris Gorman, I kept asking if we could open

3:32

for you on tour with a magic act.

3:34

Yes, I said, it's it's no longer

3:37

the triple you know threat. It

3:39

needs to go beyond that, the quadruple

3:41

threat. We have to throw in some magic. Magic. We've

3:44

never done magic, but we're willing to do the first

3:46

time I get cut in half, will be on tour

3:48

within series. I can't wait. The person last,

3:52

the personal Lust, the first of last especially

3:55

is doing story because he's really

3:57

cute. But I don't know if he'll just be like smiling

3:59

out to the He'll be smiling out to the audience, and

4:01

then I'm just gonna say a real quick thing and then we'll get on with

4:03

our incredibly lengthy intersection. Um,

4:06

we laughed so hard in Atlanta,

4:09

and I'm not going to name names, but there was a

4:11

woman that was maybe in the background. We had a lot

4:13

of beauty queens around, and we became obsessed

4:15

with this background performer. We might

4:17

have Instagram, so we instagram Stalktter

4:19

and then Debbie also Debbie Ryan Ricky. They

4:22

are also Instagram Stalctor and the text to us

4:24

that she accidentally liked a bikini

4:26

shot and

4:30

you know they got that notification immediately. I'm

4:33

sure, why is Debbie Ryan like

4:36

like like accidental, like it was like four

4:39

years old bikini shot that

4:41

she accidentally four years

4:43

ago? My god, she

4:45

went deep. We all went deep.

4:48

We'll show you photos later. It's

4:50

amazing. Okay, we have a man

4:52

here. We have a man on my laft. He

4:55

was a boy and now he's a man and

4:57

he's adorable and I

4:59

he just gave me a purse and I love it.

5:01

And I'm going to play his intro now,

5:05

Michel Provost, He's

5:08

a teen dream here to Brazil,

5:11

Malaysia. Michael

5:14

Provost, you are my friend. Dad.

5:16

You're coming to my house

5:18

to check a back to read which

5:21

you don't really watch, but we like

5:23

you anyway. Here are my friend, Michael

5:25

Provost hid,

5:31

thank you so much. I worked really hard. You

5:34

know what it is. It's like I just get into the zone.

5:37

I take a lot of like angel dust, and I just go.

5:39

I just jam on my cassio and I see what have is.

5:41

It's it's yes for me. You're getting a golden ticket. You're

5:44

going to Hollywood. Okay, Michael Provost.

5:47

If you guys don't know him, he played he's my teen

5:49

boyfriend star cross Lovers on

5:51

Instatiable. I went to prison because

5:53

he might not have been old enough, but in real life he's twenty

5:56

one, guys, so it's legal.

5:58

Um, Michael, you're such a delight. Can

6:02

look. I don't want to freak Outland, so this might

6:04

freak you out, but I'm gonna say this is the only podcast

6:06

about grief in the Bachelor. People get this

6:09

is a reality. This is the only podcast about grief

6:11

in the Bachelor. This guy, Can I

6:13

just say, fucking life happened

6:15

this year j J Maureen her

6:18

party. She took it to the sky, and this guy

6:20

showed up at my house and

6:23

he made me lasagna. And he said, I

6:25

didn't know what to say to you. And I remembered

6:27

when my when when I was a kid

6:30

and in the town, my mom would make people

6:32

lasagna's when somebody passed away,

6:35

and I was like, well, what do you do? Last than Michael, he was like,

6:37

I made you lasagna. He borrowed

6:39

her pant. You went on YouTube. You've

6:41

never made a lasagna and you made me lasagna.

6:44

I want you to know no rain shall fall for

6:46

you. Thank you, like forever

6:49

You're in literally forever into

6:51

my gruge, forever. You're

6:53

a nice person. That's beautiful night.

6:56

I'm stealing that. By the way, Can I just

6:59

say, really good, by the way, just

7:01

go to Galton's put it in a nice pant to

7:03

say you made a design? Ye know, Dan?

7:06

I mean truly like we were

7:08

saying that we could raise like fifty

7:11

eight thousand dollars to send you to somebody's house

7:13

having me to lasagna. But you're a very nice person and

7:15

it meant a lot to me. Words are

7:17

not enough at times. Yeah, I

7:20

appreciate that was a parent in this last episode.

7:24

You know what you're You're correct, you know

7:26

what that's good light in them. I appreciate

7:28

that and like, and that's to me. The gift

7:30

of this podcast has been to get to know people

7:32

more and it makes me so happy and

7:35

like but like with the reality of wife, and I appreciate

7:37

you. Okay, across

7:39

from me, I mean, this guy, what

7:43

such a handsome hair situation right

7:45

now? I followed you online. I feel like there's

7:47

been a journey with the hair. The hair is looking really good. The color

7:49

looks good, the cut looks good. You

7:51

might know him as got a intattionable

7:54

not insatiable, you know what I mean. God is supernatural.

7:57

Um, let's just play a song Robbies

8:01

on a veggage all away

8:05

talking my cats and my cats,

8:08

and I want

8:10

to say, you know what, Liketual

8:13

of the Year is a little bit I've

8:29

amazing and I love it. Like the cats are mixed

8:31

a little hot. Yeah, but I like that. No,

8:34

there's I mean, there's literally no talent.

8:36

There's no there. It's just all gut feeling, you know

8:38

what I mean. It's that's officially my new Alarm's

8:42

gonna wait me up every more. I like, I like my Bachelor's

8:45

a little bit older. I think that's it. That's

8:47

right, I do. I do, Rob Benedicts, always

8:49

a pleasure. I missed you in

8:52

person. Tanna,

8:57

Katie, you look fucking great.

8:59

Everybody's meaning their sexy A game has

9:01

your tummy, Katie? Good, it's good. I got that

9:03

too. Yeah it heartburn.

9:06

I needed some physical Well, everybody,

9:09

here we go, let's do it. Let's do this episode

9:11

is not gonna break down itself. Here we go. Thank

9:13

god, what a great episode. Now, Michael, you don't

9:15

watch the show, but you watch the last Night overall impression

9:18

interact. I'm in great.

9:21

All right, let's just start talking. I mean, let's

9:24

just pretend two weeks ago didn't happen. I

9:26

love last Night. You don't like Hannah. I've

9:30

wanted to like her. I've been waiting. Producers

9:32

are really good at making people likable. It's

9:36

every episode makes me dislike her, even because

9:38

she keeps keep picking Luke that damn.

9:40

I mean, okay, we all know you want to screw him

9:42

rightly, but there's a point where you have to

9:44

respect herself and say goodbye right

9:47

now. She is not a good example for women.

9:50

I agree with you. But we've all been there.

9:52

All that's the thing we have. I know, I

9:55

know, but we've all been there. We've all

9:57

dated people that people hated,

10:00

and they just jingle your chemicals for whatever.

10:02

Really is what it comes down to you, right just he

10:05

jingles her, he rings her goal and

10:07

then yeah, she's just hanging on. I

10:09

love And he's like, and I want you know, I want you to keep

10:11

fighting for me. It's the bachelorette.

10:14

It shouldn't be she has to fight for you know. And literally

10:16

they've never been on track. When he's like we're back

10:18

on track, she's like army, Like they've never been

10:21

on Like Mr. Relationship advice,

10:23

but like it seems to me that if early

10:25

on you're fighting all the time, that's a bad

10:29

They should just bone, like they should. She should

10:31

just pull a Caitlin and Nick bone. Get it over

10:33

with Anna. You said, now you haven't been here

10:35

for a couple of weeks and you said you had a lot of thoughts about this

10:37

season, and yeah, I don't even think

10:39

they need to bone She just needs to dry hump

10:41

him and then you know she's got that out. Yeah,

10:44

she's very good at that. Soon as she like orgasms,

10:46

then she'll be like whatever. Yeah,

10:49

I think she wants to I think she wants to go to the bone zone

10:51

with him that. I think it's more than that. I stalked his

10:53

Instagram and tell me God, he does not

10:55

deserve the hunter fifty followers that he has. It's

10:58

just not interesting enough. He's only doing us

11:00

fit but not even in like an interesting way, just

11:02

kind of like, come on, stylize this a little.

11:04

So I know how much do we all love Luke? You

11:06

know we all love Tyler. Tyler

11:09

has got his Instagram game is good. He's got

11:11

like, he's got a charity that he's working with that

11:13

brings kids to is it like

11:16

cooking things? What is it, Katie that

11:19

he like? Yeah, he takes like homeless

11:21

kids to different restaurants. I mean, okay,

11:25

so we're back, we're in Latvia and

11:27

she goes um. Oh, by the way, also,

11:30

I know we discussed this last week on the podcast, but I

11:32

really went more deep diving. Jed fully

11:34

had a girlfriend the night

11:37

before and he was there was like text

11:39

of him saying I love you, and he was saying

11:41

I'm gonna go on and get a record deal. But like there was like

11:43

he spent the night with her the night before to

11:45

the Bahamas and said I love you. That's disappointing.

11:48

I was he

11:51

I know, I know, I thought he was it her.

11:54

I mean he's still going to make top three. Yeah,

11:57

she don't care again, she just wants to bone she

12:01

She was like, let's get this guitar out of the way, dude.

12:04

She's I love how randy she is.

12:07

So we're in Latvia and she's like, hopefully

12:10

we can turn things around in Latvia. We're

12:12

in Riga and I'm in a church

12:14

and I want to turn everything. We'd also noticed she says

12:16

everything with the k everything around. Um,

12:19

I won a man that fights for me, goes on

12:21

adventures with me. It makes me feel loved.

12:24

But then um, the guys

12:26

off to run into a weird hostel and they

12:28

couldn't even fake being like oh Rega,

12:31

Like they're like, oh, this is our hotel, Like

12:33

they had to jump on their twin beds bummed out, but

12:35

they had to do it and stand on a bridge

12:37

and go, Henda, did

12:40

you do that? You would do well in the Bachelorette.

12:43

I think you would probably win. Well. No,

12:45

he'd become the next bachelor. You'd be the bachelor without

12:48

Lasagna. Come on, I have to lose

12:50

to become. Yeah, but you want to lose. You want to be like

12:53

number three. You get really close

12:55

and then she then she breaks your heart, but then you bounce

12:58

back and everybody, everybody falls for you. But producers

13:00

have already kind of told you by then, So

13:02

you're good. That's a long con and I like, I like a

13:05

long yeah. Yeah, I

13:07

bet, I bet you would succeed for sure. And I also

13:10

feel like Debbie would also when

13:12

if Debbie had gone like the two of you, I

13:14

think would do well if you if you'd gone

13:16

in there, and you would be the bachelor. Oh

13:19

agreed. Now, is Debbie

13:21

still into her? Because I mean I know she started

13:23

falling in love with her, and she she

13:27

says she's still into it. She gets mad at her, but

13:29

she's

13:31

still into it. She hasn't seen last night yet because she went

13:34

jet skiing last night yeah,

13:38

as she goes okay. So then so then

13:40

she's like, Luke is frustrating for me, I've

13:43

had a lot. I wanted to lay on the table. And

13:45

then he was like, I was frustrated. Guys,

13:48

that was a hard that was a hard

13:50

Rose story for me, Like I didn't get this. It's like, dude,

13:52

it blew up because you always blow it up.

13:55

Standard lane stand like stanior

13:58

lane metaphor, which is getting way addicts was

14:00

driving into and he actually

14:03

acted it out. He acted it out. He

14:05

had his hand on the steering wheel and I looked over and

14:07

then there's your and then he actually said the phrase

14:09

don't text and drive. He

14:12

said. He goes, yeah, don't text and drive. And I'm like, because

14:15

they said what happens if you turn to the left, you're gonna

14:17

get into a crash because they're in and then he

14:19

goes, yeah, don't text and drive. I'm

14:21

staying in my lane. It was like a solid yellow

14:23

line and I couldn't you know, you can't rob

14:27

are you in my lane right now? Because I feel like you're in my lane.

14:30

It's a one it's one way street, but

14:32

I feel like you're coming into my lane right now. And that's

14:34

really scary for me. Um. So

14:37

there was they put a little stool outside

14:40

the door to leave the note, and it's

14:42

like, Garrett, can I trust our

14:44

own love? Um and

14:46

so so they go to the

14:48

woods of lat Fia and she's like, I'm

14:51

all in today, Garrett and I are going to

14:53

take a big leap for love.

14:55

And then I mean, oh,

14:58

the naked bungee jumpers. Then they who

15:00

are my name? My

15:02

name is gun gunten

15:05

Christian. It's awesome this

15:07

thing said I loved questions. Were

15:10

they drunk or just la? I think

15:12

they're just let okay. It was so confusing,

15:15

like they're like, oh, I

15:17

know. And

15:21

so they were freezing, called like

15:23

naked in the freeze. It was snowe

15:29

It was so well

15:31

okay. So one of our fans I was reading

15:33

on the tweets, Cyant Constant looked it up. It

15:36

is a thing that you people do naked

15:38

bungee jump as couples. There. I

15:41

wish, I wish my let Vian grandma was still a

15:43

lot. I would ask your so many questions. You

15:45

could go naked bungee jumping with her? What

15:48

you could go naked bungee very

15:51

rare and

15:53

she naked, bungee jumped in gigantic

15:56

dangly earrings did anybody And they didn't

15:58

fall out? And I was like, was you gonna rip your earlow?

16:01

Also, she made an Instagram video saying she was wearing

16:03

underwear the whole time. I think she was because

16:06

he had boxes and he had like I

16:10

bad throng on Maybe I felt badly

16:12

for him that like no guy wants

16:15

to be freezing freezing

16:18

and like when your

16:22

tick goes up like not, but

16:24

you're scared, Yeah,

16:27

you're scared. He had some some

16:29

backne pretty bad. I

16:32

didn't see that was not harness

16:35

skin. Yes, I feel like you

16:38

can always say no, I can't

16:40

think about I can't think about

16:43

like, look, I feel comfortable in my own

16:45

skin, but like my boobs are cuter and

16:47

a brat, they're real, you know, so like I

16:49

don't have them like coming over a harnet

16:52

and that's like you're like, oh, like where

16:54

are you at? And like the wax cycle you know what I mean?

16:56

Like you're out about like what like I have a

16:58

lot of the buck naked and front of the sound

17:00

guy, Like I'm sure she's

17:03

maintained all the time, Like

17:05

yeah, when you're trying here you're married

17:07

when you're like, we're just like what where You're wearing dresses

17:10

that are like I have no ability

17:12

to have underwear in them, Like she has

17:14

to be maintained twenty four seven.

17:16

I just she thinks Luke he's

17:19

gonna come in any second, and Jesus

17:21

sharer, Jesus, here's what you need to know about

17:23

Luke p He used to bowling all the time

17:25

in college. And then Jesus found him in the

17:27

shower and shower. Jesus

17:29

found him in the shower and told him that

17:31

he needed to shower. Jesus

17:33

found Blink in the shower and told him to like slow

17:35

his bone raw Jesus.

17:45

And now he's waiting for marriage. I think before sex.

17:48

Oh yeah, is he a morning? He feels

17:50

like his vibe is like

17:53

crazy. Okay, listen, you've never seen

17:55

him before. He's got like shark dead

17:58

eyes. But do you have you noticed his pupil are

18:01

so dilated? Yeah? What do you think that is?

18:03

He's on? I

18:05

think that's meds. I think that's you know, bipolar or

18:07

something whatever. Yeah. Yeah, so like and you

18:09

can tell he snaps so but

18:12

his pupils are so big. I think he's also on steroids

18:14

that too, which is also probably

18:16

why he's not having sex because his dick doesn't work.

18:19

Yes, and his eyebrows

18:21

that strong eyebrow. He has a strong eyebrow

18:23

game. Yeah. I

18:26

when we talked mat shit about him art and was afraid

18:28

that he would like I hear us and I was like, come

18:30

after me. I don't care. He has a pit ball, I

18:32

have a cat with I don't want

18:35

him to come kill me. I'm not gonna win.

18:37

Katie's tougher than I am. Don't kill

18:39

me. Be nice to the craziest

18:42

because when they snap, and they will snap, Oh

18:46

my god. Yeah, so that's one you want to be nice

18:48

too. But although you don't want to get too close to a crazy

18:50

because they'll hold you crazy hostage,

18:53

like you'll get It'll be like a time goblin

18:56

will come suck your time and like pick

18:58

you, ask for your advice, and then

19:00

like drain you and then do whatever they want.

19:02

Anyway, that's what it feels like with Hannah

19:05

and Luke. Yes, yes, she's

19:07

definitely into someone caring about

19:10

her that much. Yeah, but that

19:12

caring is crazy and it's also arrogant,

19:14

like he's like it's kind of filled with

19:17

this is all about me. My lane is the only

19:19

lane. Yeah. When that man is swerving, Yes,

19:23

he actually acted out the swerving

19:26

mind mind is staring wheel. Now you're

19:28

twenty one, is that right? Do you know

19:31

crazy guys like Luke? Have you dealt with

19:33

crazy guys like the Luke? Yeah,

19:35

that's good, it's just unhealthy. Yeah,

19:39

yeah, I Luke? Did you? Yeah?

19:42

Did same? I mean says

19:44

the same thing? Is this? It's a narcissism

19:46

disorder, omplete narcissism.

19:48

Exactly what is

19:51

that gaslighting? Like when he's like, I didn't

19:53

say that, that's gaslight, it's so when

19:55

he when she says to him like, hey,

19:57

I didn't like that, you shame me, and he's like, I

20:00

didn't say that, She's like, I just rewatched it with ye.

20:05

He believes what he says slutely emotional

20:08

abuse one percent emotional didn't.

20:10

I mean, first all, it's hard to see it. It's

20:13

hard to see it when you're in it. Also, she's twenty

20:15

four, Yeah, and I don't think she you

20:17

know, she hasn't dated a lot of guys. She might not have experience,

20:19

but yeah, he's gaslighting her and something it's emotional

20:21

abuse. He's really it's

20:23

hard to watch. It's hard to watch,

20:26

and it is bad. It is bad. It is a bad example

20:29

for young ladies out there. True, but I hope they're

20:31

looking at that being like, Okay, that's a bad exact. That's

20:33

the thing. It's true when you seeing somebody else, because when you're

20:35

stuck in a yourself, you're like, you

20:38

can't see it. And then but then when you're

20:40

seeing somebody else, you're like, girl, this guy

20:42

sucks. Okay. So

20:45

then they go, they drive, but it's snowing.

20:48

She's like, I am freaking the frick

20:50

out. She was a good sport. They jumped

20:52

off. She was a good sport. I actually look fun.

20:55

She took the prod. I was happy for her. It

20:57

seems fun. Would you do that wrong? Um,

21:00

I'd take my I'd

21:03

like you to take your broth today. Is that inappropriate? Right

21:05

now? We're doing this right now too. I'm

21:09

Cocoa from fame. Yeah, coo, take off your best, take

21:11

off your best cocoa. Um, yes I would.

21:14

So then they did it with Champagne.

21:17

I will, I will, I for sure Mitten as

21:19

well. Um. So there was Champagne and then

21:21

her bra was in the river for no reason.

21:25

That threw it off the treum.

21:29

You saw like fly through the air, like

21:31

the chair was taken off. They like fun this. I

21:33

love all the people watching all that, like horny

21:36

villageer's watching the nude. I mean

21:38

I would, I would. That was the most

21:40

entertainment they had in

21:44

Latvia. Bra in the river

21:47

means so I know

21:49

where is Peter's grandmother from? That

21:52

was Spanish. It was absolutely Spanish.

21:55

And I started looking at his Instagram to like, look

21:57

at his family to be like or any of them Latino.

22:00

He must be like part Maybe she had

22:04

to Yeah, what Spanish?

22:07

Why would she if she wasn't Spanish? Why

22:09

would his grandmother says, I think

22:11

his mom looks like she could be like half must

22:14

be something. I mean,

22:16

I think he's going to hometown, so I think we'll find out

22:18

great. Okay, So

22:22

they have a dissaidlinch um. So

22:24

then she's like and then she said

22:26

to him I do have a nice booty, which

22:28

I enjoyed, and then he says, it's

22:31

good to see you smile. It tugged at my heart. It

22:33

taught me a lesson to only

22:35

be focusing on you and they had a really nice

22:37

date. She can't hear it. That's the problem. She has

22:40

these nice dates with these good guys, but they don't

22:42

stand a chance with Jackass

22:45

lurking around. They're not in the boning zone because

22:48

she is so chemically blinded that

22:50

nobody stands a chance, because she's

22:52

so distracted by her desire. Because

22:54

when she first saw him, she's

22:56

it was love at first sight, and she's trying

22:59

to force the to happen. And then he

23:01

trust her feelings and said that to

23:03

her, he said at the drag show, he said,

23:05

I love you so early on, and he like imprinted

23:08

on her like Twilight, and she loved,

23:10

loved. She just put in their head

23:12

this love story of like when we look back

23:15

at this, I want to that moment, the moment I saw you as

23:18

and she wants to make this happen again.

23:20

It's hard and inexperienced twenty

23:22

four year old, she said, Like, did she say she's

23:24

only had one serious boyfriend? Yes,

23:26

but I want to say, we have a twenty one year

23:28

old here. It was way wiser, So we can't

23:30

even just blame it on age guy.

23:33

This guy I think is a wise

23:35

soul. I'm gonna officially

23:38

pop on the Peter train right now. I feel like if anyone

23:40

can step up to the is

23:43

Luke. Well,

23:46

it got to the point where she was quoting

23:49

Star Wars at the Rose ceremony. She

23:51

said something like, there's good inside

23:53

of you, Luke. Yes. Yeah,

23:58

So if anyone's stepping up, it's

24:00

the apostle Peter and he's gonna yeah it's

24:02

good for nothing. Yes, yes,

24:07

Michael promotion. Oh

24:14

my god, it's so good to see you guys, you

24:17

guys. Okay, So then they go they

24:19

go on the date Scarrett. They had a great date.

24:21

They looked like a couple walking through the streets,

24:24

a riga, her little pink coat. They

24:26

had a really nice time. They were making out after dinner.

24:29

He told her he was falling in love with her, like they

24:31

had a really nice day. And still he won't

24:34

make it too. He won't. No,

24:37

he's not. I have a question, Yes, sir. The

24:39

throwing out the the I love you is that common

24:42

throughout the show? Is that? Yeah, we're halfway

24:44

through, so we're at about the part where people

24:46

need to start throwing down if they want to have to start saying

24:48

they're falling or that they're starting,

24:52

you have to start being like, I'm edging towards

24:54

the word that makes you think. The first

24:56

few seasons, it was always the second to the last

24:58

episode those things before, but now

25:01

it's yeah. And it used

25:03

to be the contestant like the Bachelor or

25:05

the Bachelor like couldn't. And

25:07

then the past three years they one

25:09

person broke the rules. He got in trouble

25:12

for it was Ben. Yeah, Ben said it, and

25:14

now like they all kind of say it. Um.

25:17

He said it to both Jojo and Lauren

25:19

and then got in trouble. But one thing that's also

25:21

interesting is these people have probably spent seventy

25:23

two hours total with each other that you added all

25:26

up, and they're all saying that they fall in love with each other.

25:28

So you know, that's

25:30

why we love the show. It's

25:33

a great example. They

25:36

do have great dates though they were there.

25:38

You go, you're doing fun things, your adrenaline,

25:41

your face death together. He's this romantic thing.

25:43

You see fireworks and yeah, you know what I was worring.

25:45

Do you hire a firework

25:47

company? Is that something you

25:50

have to Yeah, they'd have to be the

25:53

only thing you can't hire as a country singer to appear

25:55

at every date and awkward to

25:58

pe at you. You've ever heard of

26:00

toil arts? Oh

26:03

my god? And now they have just Jed just

26:05

try to get his album wants

26:07

to be the next season. Oh my god. I'm not gonna win this

26:09

season. I'll just try to get on next season as the artist.

26:13

He did come out and tell her I went

26:15

on the show. You know, it's

26:18

weird. I appreciate that he said that, but then

26:20

he didn't say and I have a girlfriend. Yeah, he has

26:22

a girlfriend. Like It's like he was up front,

26:24

kind like I kind of told

26:26

him myself and not completely. So then she

26:29

said I looked down, and I so

26:31

that she was talking about when she first saw the guys

26:33

coming out, like the naked couple. I looked down

26:35

and I saw it was good and I thought, oh crap, that's a

26:38

real ding dog. And

26:41

then she said it made me feel comfortable. And

26:43

she said, you were confident and vulnerable,

26:46

and he goes, you know, I'm out of my element. I still

26:48

showed up. That's a big hurdle for me. And

26:51

you know, this is like a parable for

26:53

life. You know that we're on this little

26:55

platform and we take a leap and we hang on

26:57

and we just pray it work. So I thought he really gave

26:59

a good day. I really liked Garrett last

27:02

night. Yeah, he definitely grew on me. I

27:04

was not looking at him as a top

27:07

three contenders, still not. Yeah, he

27:10

was in our draft picks. He was all of our numbers.

27:12

Well because because we picked

27:14

from photos. We don't pick from the show do. We picked

27:16

from the bios but were surface, So were

27:19

picked from guessing she would want a southern

27:21

guy, and he had a really cute photo.

27:23

He had an extra good foot and I think he like even

27:26

like said something about elev thought

27:29

she would want to you make me feel like home when she

27:31

said last night that he feels like home because

27:34

he says, I'm from like a football family.

27:37

But then he said I hate football, And I said that he

27:39

chose golf over football because he realized

27:41

he hated football. He did, I hate. But I

27:43

don't think they had a ton of chemistry though

27:46

they weren't jangling like they want to. But

27:48

yeah, they didn't want to you know where

27:51

you know we're good for each other. It looked right. You

27:53

know, if she met him in her hometown,

27:56

she would be so site. But because she has

27:58

like all these other suitors. Is like, I'm

28:00

not going fucking banana pants for you. Also,

28:03

his hair is getting taller and taller. I like that.

28:05

I like I like it. I

28:07

like it. Crazy hair. There was like

28:09

I think it was like last week or two weeks ago. They all showed

28:12

up and they all looked like they had just gut and haircuts.

28:14

So I think like the barbercan like

28:18

halfway through, It's like, all right, how

28:21

long is the shoe? Is A three months? Two months?

28:24

I think it's like two months. It's fast.

28:26

Yeah, it's pretty quick. When we go on an amazing

28:29

race. Is this really happening that we are

28:31

applying? Here's what we

28:33

know. We're not going to win because I have a fear

28:35

of heights. I can't speak any other language.

28:39

I'm not that strong. It's

28:42

fairly slow, but

28:45

I'm really good at puzzles. I'm like very

28:47

good at like the game like that. I could go in and learn

28:49

the dance. I could figure out the puzzle stuff.

28:52

We're charming. Yeah,

28:57

oh my god, hilarious. I feel like

28:59

we guys. I figure if we made it,

29:01

say we made it even eight days,

29:03

that's probably four episodes. Yeah,

29:06

that's a good run. If we go. I

29:09

feel like we could make it four episodes and we certainly

29:12

aren't gonna win, but we could win Miss Congeniality

29:15

if we Yeah, if we did win, can

29:17

we throw the biggest party ever with our

29:19

winning? We're just gonna blow.

29:21

How much do you win? A million dollars? Really?

29:24

After Texas? We split

29:26

it? Okay, so we split it and after I

29:28

can't wait, maybe we should really try

29:31

that. We can't wait for the host with his weird

29:33

accent to say, you guys, you

29:36

are the six last. You

29:38

are eliminated. We

29:41

thought you're entertaining. I

29:43

don't know, won't make it to the PAB, but we we would

29:45

have forgotten one clue the

29:49

roadblock you cheated and showing

29:52

your leg to Bazard biograp You

29:55

know. Also, I have to use the bathroom too much, so I

29:57

thought this out. I will wear an adult dipress.

30:00

Here's here's the problem. Can you drive stick? Yes?

30:02

Okay, we're winning. I can't speak. You can speak

30:04

Spanish, grasses

30:07

alive. I've

30:10

covered on our Russian and Germans. I

30:13

could kind of do French. I love,

30:16

please love alize from the table. Where's

30:18

the suitcases on the table? What

30:22

do you think of this do you think we should do? You think? How far do

30:24

you think will make it? Michael, you know it's pretty well. I'd

30:26

give you five episodes. That's

30:30

like ten, ten to eleven days. There's

30:32

a lot of charm. There's a lot of charms between the two of

30:34

you. It might it might

30:36

wear thin on some people. I do.

30:38

I am excited to go on. I have a fear

30:41

of heights. I'm claustrophobic. I'm weak.

30:46

Look, I could do the heights easier, really

30:49

start. My legs are really strong. Do

30:52

the bungee jumping ship like I could do the bungee jumping.

30:55

I could do like a luge.

30:58

You know, I don't want to go into crivice.

31:02

I don't want to go I don't want to scuba dive. I don't

31:04

know. I do the scuba dive. Do all that.

31:06

You just have to eat that. I'll eat it. I'll throw up.

31:08

I ate it. I have eat it the shop,

31:10

I'll eat it. I'm gonna peet my pants on

31:12

TV because I will wear adult diaper, because that alone,

31:15

we'll stop us. Also, I feel like just

31:17

dealing with customs, I don't know. I have never

31:19

presses met this and I'm trying so hard

31:21

to figure it out. It's so fun. It's

31:24

like an around the world scavenger hunt, and

31:26

you're like China, it's around

31:29

the Yeah, it's

31:32

so fun. We are what's

31:35

the status? It's or any status. You have

31:37

not heard anything yet, but my peeps are

31:39

on it. It

31:42

would be ridiculous. You just think about

31:44

the think we have to come up with a fun team name.

31:46

We'd have to make matching outfits every

31:48

day. We'd have to wear matching headbandss,

31:52

wrist guard. They would keep you on just for

31:54

the outfit. What should we call our team? Razzle

31:57

dazzle. I'll razzle your dazzle. I

32:01

don't know. We're kind of team fun. Oh yeah, I like

32:04

that. I like that. We'll see what is

32:06

more marketable because I'm sure we're gonna

32:08

have Okay,

32:16

what do you think? What do you I'm

32:18

trying to think. If there's like a larden,

32:27

if there's a bit in sync, if there's

32:30

an InSync, yeah,

32:34

god, oh my god. But yeah,

32:36

but we gotta think merchandise. It's gotta fit. We

32:39

got a merchant wet. It's gotta fit on a date. I

32:41

guess Team Horny is not a team do

32:43

you think they get upset when you talking about that batch nish?

32:45

Oh my god, it's they know the

32:48

CBS, aren't they? Yeah?

32:50

Okay, okay, well, so I have to do

32:53

Big Brother, which airs

32:55

tonight the Premier

32:57

Team. Okay, here we go, guess

33:00

of just Big Brother in the future, because yeah,

33:02

I'd love to come on that every day. Okay, okay, g I've never

33:04

I've never watched it. Can you please watch it?

33:07

Just give me like a two second pitch on why I should watch

33:09

it? What is what's the deal? So it's the best

33:12

social experiment on television. They put all

33:14

these people in a house where they don't see one person,

33:16

not a cameraman, not anyone, don't They will live

33:18

on CBS Redford lot. They do CBS

33:21

Redford cameras everywhere, and one by one

33:23

and the three months that they're in there, they

33:25

snap one by one and

33:28

the whole time all you're doing is playing this game. You don't

33:30

get TV, you don't get to hear radio. It's just silent.

33:32

Great, great, but three months it's horrible.

33:35

Finally, but it's the it's the best

33:37

game ever people. Okay,

33:40

great, alright, great, okay,

33:42

great, I'm in this is amazing.

33:44

We have to have signed this later. This

33:46

is from Rob brought this for the thing I'm doing tonight.

33:48

Okay, we're back, okay. So then okay at

33:51

the Element family falling in love

33:53

with you big time um, and then

33:55

Darrett feels like home and she's like,

33:57

guys, I went back. He told everybody, I've never

33:59

been out of a coaster. I was so afraid, but she

34:01

was all go for it, So I went for it. And

34:04

then they were naked, and then all of a sudden,

34:06

the fuse was lit for Luke, who was like, get

34:10

on skin, my wife, my wife,

34:13

getting on skin, purity of the marriage bit she

34:16

has shared, Jesus save me now, Jesus

34:20

coming down my wife, my

34:22

wife. Okay yeah

34:25

yeah, and then like who he didn't believe

34:28

him. He's like, yeah he lied, Like what a lie?

34:30

Yeah yeah,

34:33

that didn't have like it's all on tape. Yeah.

34:35

She tells them the next day and he's like they did.

34:39

It's like that was the song that my married or where

34:41

they got the six minute ab six not not seven

34:44

six or whatever that was the snap

34:46

he did said it. He couldn't

34:49

handle it. So then they go they go walking

34:51

through the market, on their group day moonshine.

34:54

She's all in and then she takes the She

34:56

like deep throats the largest pickle

34:58

I have ever guys like she

35:04

held its invisible balls and everything. She

35:12

is totally drunk, totally

35:15

drunk, deep throat that huge

35:19

gets drunk on these group days. She's like, oh, cheese,

35:21

I love cheese. Yeah, yeah,

35:25

she has what those people to work, She's like she she

35:27

says, I'm crazy. And then the more watching

35:29

this season, it's like, Oh, she's really

35:31

up and then really down, like

35:34

to tend to that. It's like an alan

35:36

On nightmare, like my

35:39

getting today, Mommy, who's it today? Like

35:41

are you in a good mood? Like she's either

35:43

feeling herself or she's got to be cheered

35:45

up and she's like slamming doors and telling

35:47

people to stay in their lane. Always said her

35:50

and Luke p are a perfect match. I kind of hope

35:52

they end up together. Don't both kill

35:54

each other. I'd watch that reality

35:56

show. I am Tyler for a bachelor.

36:00

Tyler. I don't deserve him. He's

36:03

just he's amazing and he's so we

36:05

were Tyler's in the world. He's the best. Okay, so

36:08

real quick about Tyler. Did you guys see

36:10

the Q and A he did on Instagram where they're like, what

36:12

book are you currently reading? And it was like a book about

36:14

like Aschwitz? And I was like, who the fuck

36:16

are who? Is smart? So

36:19

smart? Did you did you see that? The thing

36:21

he did he wanted to encourage people to get

36:23

active, so he had to meet up run in

36:26

New York and Central Heart. Hundreds

36:29

of women showed up and they're all there's

36:31

a video of them just like running behind him with their phones

36:33

off. So he's auditioning

36:36

to be the best you know what he is? He is he is,

36:38

he's auditioning to I mean he could he should

36:40

be. That's already been chosen

36:43

and he respects women and he's

36:45

just like, actually, I don't know if it has been chosen

36:47

yet. You don't think so. I think

36:50

they see what America? So

36:54

okay? So that like so then we have they

36:56

do the moonshine their arm wrestling. She's

36:59

boss, she's good, um,

37:02

and then she's like do you do you? And

37:04

then he's like, UM, can I talk to you for someone? So

37:07

then he pulls her aside crazy eyebrow

37:09

eyebrows on fire and he's like, um,

37:12

Okay, I'm things are good.

37:14

Things are I'm really good. Listen, you're

37:16

not gonna like this. It was crossing

37:18

the line. Your body is your temple,

37:21

and for you to expose it to anyone

37:23

who isn't your husband, this is slapping the

37:26

face. And then he's like, I

37:28

have a lot of answers that I need. He

37:30

is just the worst. He's

37:33

the worst. He's like, we all do things that are stupid.

37:38

Yeah. Yeah, I

37:42

wanted to introduce you to my family,

37:44

but now I'm not so sure that was insane.

37:47

He's like, what a fucking thing to say to somebody

37:49

to their face, to their face. He's just like

37:52

every time he says anything,

37:54

it's like the wrong thing. It's

37:57

like if any friend of yours is around, be like, yeah,

37:59

no, dude, don't you say apach.

38:01

And then he tries to reset it and say what you said

38:05

that he originally said exactly, you

38:08

misunderstooding. Yeah, he

38:10

repeats back, not fun.

38:12

Okay, great, I got you might hear some

38:15

outside nues, but you guys, you might hear someone we have, we

38:17

have a water fountain, we have charming

38:19

just like us when we get cut from the amazing race.

38:23

Um No, he does. He repeats what people say

38:25

he is. He has no accountability

38:28

and thoughts. Michael provost Um,

38:32

he's operating three inches

38:34

in front of his own face. It's all stemming

38:36

from his own thoughts, his own insecurities,

38:38

as opposed to just recognizing that

38:40

she's dealing with nine other

38:43

men personalities and fielding

38:45

all of that um and he's just showing

38:47

her no respect in the situation. It's just

38:50

kind of outrage. Are you going to keep watching? No?

38:55

I could feel as I was folding my laundry.

38:57

I watched it this morning. I was folding

38:59

my Andrew this morning. I could feel my anxiety

39:02

like raising as I was watching it. Who

39:05

do you think will win? Peter? I am so

39:07

team Apostle Peter, like that man man's

39:09

got it. He's a pilot, Yeah, pilot. He's like

39:12

an actual pilot too, like that

39:14

you want? I mean, free

39:17

travel, free travel all the time?

39:20

Yea. It was going to miss each other. Yes, I

39:22

think it's like the perfect the perfect job

39:25

for anyone to make. And he's like sweet and

39:27

he seems really nice, but he's in serial into

39:29

her. He seems like a normal dude and he really

39:32

seems to get along with his family and like like apparently

39:34

they have great sexual chemistry. Although when

39:36

I see him trying to be sex

39:40

I know he's always liked

39:46

e. He was push because he

39:49

pushed her. He was he

39:51

was one who was so creepy with her on the when

39:55

they got into the sauna. He's

39:57

so horny and he's like he did he pushed

39:59

her and he was maneuvering her. And

40:01

clearly he has this fantasy that he's

40:04

act that he needs to act out. Yeah,

40:11

but he loves missionary porn.

40:13

Yes, that's his move.

40:16

He's like, let me get on top of you. Honestly,

40:21

though she doesn't seem not into it, though

40:23

she seems okay with it. But yeah, I don't

40:25

think he likes I

40:28

do think she keeps saying I need to get to know

40:30

him more. I think there's a little bit of like all right,

40:33

like we've all had people that are a little too

40:35

like, okay, you're doing You're clearly got

40:38

something going on in your brain right now. Like

40:40

I think there's a part for this, like okay, why don't

40:42

you ask me a question? Bro? Oh yeah. I think she had a

40:44

moment where she was like, well, that's the thing. When

40:47

he was going into kiss. She was like telling her him

40:49

about herself and he's like, that's so interesting.

40:52

And later

40:57

on, I think when they're at there, like I

41:00

don't know, hang out after date thing, she was

41:02

like, yeah, that's so interesting, so like tell me about

41:04

yourself. Like he was talking about being a pilot as

41:06

usual, and she was trying to get as

41:09

I from I'm a pilot, and that's when he started

41:11

talking. He was also at a p s A about

41:13

don't Text and drive he was

41:16

in. One of our fans sent it to us.

41:18

It was like a he did like A. He was like a

41:20

teen actor. I really

41:22

like him and I think he's a good guy. I think he just gets nervous

41:24

till and I think he kind of thinks, what you

41:26

know, like this is what I need to do. So

41:30

he says, I like that a lot, like Ari because

41:33

I like that it would always be okay,

41:36

hey, Rob, day in your lane like

41:38

that. I like that. I like that

41:41

you're in my lane right now. Rock you

41:44

know, I know you from

41:46

the p s A right, don't text and drive, right Luke.

41:49

So then they go okay, So then there

41:52

she's like there's so. Then she she had her group

41:54

date and then then they go afterwards and he's

41:57

like, and then after Luke shames her, Tyler

41:59

c grab abs are and she's like, you

42:01

know, there was a moment it shook me

42:03

and you came in. You're wearing all white like an angel,

42:07

like an angel, and you're all burning up.

42:09

And that's what I want. Where that fighter come

42:11

from? And before she could she didn't even listen. She

42:13

just legs Tyler him she did

42:16

to him what Peter did. Yes,

42:21

you're right, we pushed him the

42:23

ship, right, They all she watched

42:25

this porn then too, Okay, so then

42:27

we have so then Tyler see

42:29

we love it. He's like, there's so many aspects of Hannah that I

42:32

just adore and I've wanted and and I just

42:34

I want to keep making you feel special. He's

42:36

the best. Somebody studs a photo

42:38

clip of like the Tyler like and

42:41

where Luke is like, I want to move send you that move

42:44

mountains for you, and then Tyler is like, she has

42:46

the ability to move mountains. He

42:49

respects women. When he was like,

42:51

let her go have fun and let

42:54

her have that experience. I think it's great that she

42:56

went for it. I

42:58

don't like when women for body

43:01

showered.

43:05

Jesus, have you

43:07

read the Bible? Jesus

43:11

stand in that field? So

43:17

then so then um so

43:19

then jet is meanwhile back at

43:22

home just playing a song. I was took

43:24

back before her skin

43:26

being pressed. She's living Riga to the

43:29

fullest. This was not when he went

43:31

over. He's really making the most of his air time.

43:33

He's tenniel Art sing himself and

43:35

this one is called my old girlfriend.

43:37

Back in Tennessee, there was

43:39

a there was a more where I thought Riga was the city

43:42

they were in, right, Yeah, But for

43:44

a second I thought that Riga was like a Latvian word

43:46

that meant like, you know, living, and like

43:49

they were using it like that that's what That's what Riga

43:51

is. Yeah. I noticed they said Latvia and

43:53

Riga a lot, and I was wondering.

43:55

I mean, I think they I think, like the tourism

43:58

board like paste than the kind of gives them

44:00

free for Yeah, so I think

44:02

they have to say things, and I think

44:04

like a lot of people haven't heard of Latvia, and

44:06

so they just kept saying, just say fucking

44:09

Latina, just say the name over and over

44:11

again. That was that Virginia episode, Virginia's

44:14

Lovers. They made sir

44:16

like Virginia because it's for lovers. Yeah,

44:19

this is what I do with my free time, my goal. What

44:21

do you think? I love it. I love that train

44:23

song meet Virginia. Great.

44:26

Oh there you go. I

44:28

mean I'm bummed here that James James

44:30

Taylor's it did. I mean, your

44:40

confusion makes sense. He

44:43

was also a singer songwriter, but he wasn't

44:46

he was not he was

44:49

He was also named James. Yeah, it was

44:51

really confusing. Keep

44:54

James doing. Yeah, but I do like the idea of that James

44:56

tailor trying to go on the STD

45:04

and that's the only thing that's keeping him off. You know

45:07

what he said, You know what he said. He looked down at

45:09

his junks,

45:16

going to do it. I've

45:19

seen those simple ast billboards that look

45:22

like lava flowing. Oh my

45:24

gosh, it's really simpleist has a lot of money.

45:26

Okay, so that we have Luke Peine.

45:30

Luke pe was like, have you ever been cheated on? I had

45:32

that feeling this morning. It's hard for me to

45:34

rectify your bodies, your tampa, piss

45:36

me off, your bear skin. I'm looking

45:39

for you to me and my family just look in a face.

45:42

The worst but I'll always

45:44

forgive you. Yeah, yeah, and

45:47

then think she's going to get the rose. So then she

45:49

gets the date with Peter. Yeah, Tyler got the

45:51

rose because he was like awesome and she didn't

45:53

to feel awesome today. And and and

45:56

Luke was just like, I yelled at her for five

45:58

minutes, why didn't she give me out? Yelled

46:00

at her into submission. She her Jesus told me to

46:02

yell at her, just she gave me the rose. So

46:04

then Peter got the rose, and she's like, Peter's

46:06

the guy you want to see pushing the stroller in the part

46:09

a lot being magic and the sacred

46:11

place we call beats perce

46:14

p. We have a a

46:17

and somebody else in a flower crown. It's

46:19

an intimate place where we're going

46:21

to the sauna. There's two souls and they

46:23

had like a condom headd wrap and

46:26

then they were like and then I love her singing,

46:29

and then they go and then she goes, that's beautiful,

46:31

thank you, and then she kept saying that

46:36

it's beautiful, thank you, thank you,

46:47

thank you, thank you, las, thank

46:49

you. So then okay,

46:58

thank you for that, thank you, thank

47:00

you. I

47:03

know you want that

47:07

thing, is I could do that all. I

47:10

can say that all. So then they have they

47:12

had like they're they're burning the stage and she

47:14

spanked him with the stage and no, yeah,

47:17

yeah, no, no no, And then she does she to

47:20

finger the water. You put three fingers

47:22

deep in the water, and you're like, I

47:24

wish for to embrace the road, and

47:26

he was like, I wish to push you down in the

47:29

sauna. I wish to reenact

47:31

some pornut sauce. I'm pushing you down. It's like,

47:33

you look so sexy hot hot.

47:37

Yeah, yeah, you're a ten on ten on

47:39

ten, you're sexy in the sign.

47:41

We got a physical connection, and he goes,

47:43

if it works, you'll we are on getting

47:47

a sauna at our place. That

47:50

was so disgusting. I don't

47:52

think it was that hot, because you wouldn't actively

47:54

lay down in a sauna, but

47:58

they were dripping swag. That's

48:01

not that's by the way they seasoned

48:03

each other. They did. That's right. They

48:06

see she I

48:08

thought that was Luke in the

48:10

Coming Attractions. By the I'm sorry, I

48:13

thought that was Tyler massaging her in the

48:15

Coming Attractions, but it was Peter. So

48:18

then goes, you're a very

48:20

special girl, and she says in response

48:22

to that, you need to know I'm actually crazy.

48:24

When somebody tells you they're crazy, they're crazy.

48:27

Boom, may I hope your new boom, they're

48:29

actually crazy. And then

48:31

she goes, Peter makes me feel like a woman. There

48:33

was a lot of makes me feel like a woman. And he's a

48:35

man and I'm a woman. There's a woman

48:38

like a Marionette doll. I can't get that

48:40

out of my mind. He does like a young to

48:42

me. Now I think he's baby faced.

48:45

Yeah, he's very big, he's hot. I hit it ain't

48:47

nothing wrong with the baby face. I like Katy,

48:50

Katie. I like Katie. You're married

48:52

with children. How

48:55

your dogs feel about that? Katie? He

48:58

goes, what does go time with Peter? It's

49:01

go time, meaning he's gonna push you down

49:03

and act to awkwardly act out porn.

49:06

He's got strength and confidence. And

49:08

then he's like and she's like, I'm

49:10

the most introversing person in my family.

49:13

He's like, I'm a spitfire um

49:15

with the job. As long as I don't have someone

49:18

to share it with. We feel

49:20

deeply for each other. It's been difficult for me to open

49:22

up a dent take my guards down. I've

49:24

never felt so strongly. I really

49:26

can say I'm falling for you and

49:29

then that it's that old bachelor thing like that's what I

49:31

all I needed was you to open up and

49:33

be vulnerable with me. Everybody

49:36

wants to gather the I love to use, like like

49:38

rubies their sack. And that got him

49:40

the rose. Rose got him the rose And

49:43

what are you thinking? I was just thinking, your

49:45

sweatshirt looks cute with the wallpaper. By the way,

49:48

Okay, great, you're welcome. Anyone

49:52

who asked what she does for a living, she apparently

49:54

is an interior design They that right,

49:56

I'm asking her the right question.

50:00

Just just literally can't remember, can do you

50:02

can? But then we saw her house

50:04

and it was like a hoarder's closet. It's

50:06

and it looks like she looked at all and had a hoarder's closet.

50:09

So someone told me they think potentially

50:12

gay. Yeah, she doesn't have a chance. Who's

50:14

potentially her father? Well, he we saw him

50:16

with his flat iron hair, that he was the hairdresser.

50:19

He had flat iron hair. Miss this

50:21

it was like it was you might have you might

50:23

have sec And

50:26

her dad's like a hairdresser. Yeah, with flat eye.

50:29

He had really flat iron hair and it's long

50:31

and he's in small town Alabama and he's Yeah.

50:34

It felt it felt maybe

50:36

like there's some confusion happening there. I don't

50:38

know, push her into pageants, yeah, exactly.

50:41

She does say that a lout, like, you know, people

50:43

would always tell me what to do and how to be. It's

50:45

like, it feels so clear that her pageant

50:48

angst is coming up, like I'm tired

50:50

of saying what I need to say and smiling all the time.

50:52

I mean, she does seem like a she's got some

50:55

good values, Like I don't like it when she says you know what,

50:57

like that she pulled Lucasige, like you know what I'm thinking about? That did

50:59

not sit right. I know she actually there's parts

51:01

of her that I'm like, go girl, but

51:05

that she talks herself at it because she wants to fall count.

51:08

That's like producers telling look, girl,

51:10

you need to say this or you're gonna look horrible.

51:13

Because in the moment when he said

51:16

that, she was like not happy. I thought she looked

51:18

like she was kind of zoning out, because like when he talks, he's

51:20

always saying something she was just thinking of Penis's

51:24

there to like doing the right thing,

51:27

but it is producers I think getting

51:29

in her head. We're gonna help you out, girl, I

51:31

think. I mean Chris went up to her and was like,

51:33

why do you like him? Why do you like him? And she's just

51:36

like about

51:39

even Chris at that moment, maybe it's we're

51:41

sending this emotionally abusive psychopath. Okay,

51:45

Chris, get my nut.

51:47

Dad, really don't

51:49

want to fuck him? Okay, please,

51:52

a girl's morning. Even like Chris Harrison,

51:54

who loves the drama, it's like, this

51:57

is bad. Yeah. So

52:00

then so then we learned that she's been engaged

52:03

twice? Is that true? I didn't

52:05

love twice she's been, but didn't she stay engaged

52:08

twice? I

52:11

think she just has to get engaged with anyone.

52:15

But that's also a Southern thing because you

52:17

should be married and had your first

52:19

kid, and that might have been they did it

52:21

to have sex type things. We're

52:25

engaged, were almost there, we can, we can do

52:27

it, put it halfway in, and she still

52:31

That's when I knew. I knew that he was going to make it

52:33

farther because she hasn't said to him yet

52:36

yes, I've had text and she still loves me. He's

52:40

still gonna win. I still think he's gonna win. Okay,

52:42

if he wins, I will like I've been watching the show from

52:44

the beginning. It's the only reality show I watched.

52:47

I've literally watching The Bachelor's since it started twenty

52:49

years ago, wherever the funk it was. And if

52:52

she chooses him, I will stop watching. What

52:55

about Paradise Paradise

52:59

is waiting for? Are you in Paradise? I

53:02

couldn't. I can't take it. Luke

53:04

Peen needs to be in Paradise. Oh god no,

53:06

he'll kill people, just like Chad Delmas

53:08

said when Chad shadows

53:11

Taren, when Chad shadows parents, and was

53:13

like, where's Chris Harrison? You're off with your momosa and

53:20

Okay, So then we have so that he

53:23

came home and Jed was

53:25

like, he was like, we were going to sauna,

53:27

and Jeff was like, oh, I'm mad. I'm

53:30

mad my girlfriend back home has been

53:32

gone too long. I'm horny. So I put He put

53:34

on a sheepskin coat and he took his guitar

53:36

just to get one more song in the episode

53:39

for the three pet and he goes

53:41

and he serenades that song down

53:43

by the window. What's what's an appropriate

53:46

time to be serenading outside someone's

53:48

house? Like thirty That

53:51

was pretty And it was also after she'd been

53:54

like dry humping in a sauna all day somebody

53:56

else upstairs. I'm

53:59

going to bed, Yeah, I

54:01

know, he was like can I when he was like

54:03

can I come up? Like I remember,

54:06

I was thinking I would feel like I probably

54:08

would have like zip cream on, like she

54:11

was still perfectly made up. She makes me a

54:13

producer, and she had like sexy satin

54:15

short like he sleeps in that it was

54:18

like winter and snowing, who flounces

54:20

around and sexy satin shorts and like having

54:23

to set up that shot outside for like two hours.

54:26

Perfect. Yeah, you're right, you're right.

54:29

Suff down. They could just do

54:31

something like, hey, you might want to get ready. Something

54:33

might be happening tonight. I want to get ready

54:35

time, okay, so about well, so then he comes

54:38

up and he sings her a song. I'm want to slide

54:40

that dress up your thighs um

54:44

and like and I he

54:46

just goes something. It really really is a sin

54:48

to be skin on skin on, skin

54:51

on skin. I don't know now that I

54:53

know you had a girlfriend. I liked him last

54:55

yes, and I thought he did get points. He

54:57

didn't wear shoes on the bed. I was looking for that

55:00

grown man. He

55:04

did his respectful um

55:06

and then did Pagett said that he said, did

55:08

he say I'm in love for you? Or yes,

55:12

yeah, I'm in love for you. That's

55:14

his new single coming out? Was that? Then when they were making

55:16

out I'm in love for somebody

55:19

tweeted us that it was Peter who said I'm in love for

55:21

you, but I think it was Jed said I'm

55:23

in love for you. I'm in love for you. How after

55:25

he finished, She's like, that was nice, You're

55:28

fine, You're like pushed

55:31

his guitar. I

55:33

mean, she's Peter piloting everybody. Yeah,

55:36

he goes, I really want to say this. I mean

55:38

this, I really know it because I feel it deeply.

55:41

Okay to say it, to say it was like, I really am

55:43

falling in love for you for

55:45

you love I'm in love for you sounds like a BTS.

55:48

And she says, I've got boy with I'm

55:50

thankful for you, and she's like, I'm thankful

55:52

for you and um. So

55:55

then meanwhile, back at the ranch, Luke and

55:57

Garrett are fighting. I did express that

56:00

to her that it pissed me off, and I'm

56:02

not gonna get I'm not getting in your lane.

56:04

But when I'm driving a MI lane like over

56:06

and I see Hannah with you because you're into

56:08

my lane. She's your girlfriend, but she's also

56:10

my girlfriend, like so we're both driving

56:13

when we're So I'm in my lane, I'm

56:17

driving stick yeah, but

56:19

I'm in the carpal lane. So actually I have a few

56:21

people in my lane as well, So I

56:23

like stuck behind somebody in my lane. But I see if

56:26

I signal, you know I'm coming into your lane. It

56:28

was like never ending. You promise me, promise

56:31

me this will not come up to my Queshould I promise

56:33

you anything? Man? I was sadden, Garrett got smoot, got

56:36

smooth, and the smoothie gets the highest hair. Yeah.

56:40

Yeah, that's like a mushy sheath like sleep

56:42

well, yeah, sweet

56:44

dreams, sweet like

56:47

I sleep right here, I sleep right here. It was

56:49

ugly sexual too, yeah,

56:51

sweet dreams, sweet dreams, sweet

56:53

dreams. Where did he sleep on the couch? It's

56:55

like like, like I think that's because they all

56:58

have to share rooms and beds. Like they share beds

57:00

a lot, and I bet they're all like, fuck, you're

57:03

sleeping sleeping

57:05

under the stairwells. This is actually my bedroom.

57:07

And I

57:16

don't know how we're going to pack for amazing

57:19

race because we need hot and cold.

57:22

Yeah, well you only get one backpack. I'm

57:24

not strong. That's why you only wear one

57:27

outfit the whole time. You better be kid. Yeah,

57:30

we need to research the warm weather the

57:32

cold. One

57:34

of those blankets they're they're giving them migrations

57:40

blankets. Okay, that's all we need. Okay, I need

57:42

I need a really cute pom pom hat. I need sun

57:44

protection to keep my face fresh. It's

57:47

going to be a lot of steam or trunk

57:50

of masks of like makeup behind a ski mask,

57:53

sun protection and one I need

57:55

sun pects. I need exactly. Okay, so then

57:58

we have dreams of sweet teams. That

58:01

was a very erotic moment. I was like, you

58:06

saw him like coming like computing

58:08

it, and then he says it, and then he looks like real

58:11

proud of himself. Hey yeah, he didn't even

58:13

stows. He couldn't believe like the

58:16

like actually in the moment, he had a good It's

58:18

still rreer in the moment. So then Hannah's

58:20

like, knock, nag nak um luke, can

58:23

I talk to you for a minute? And then they're like, oh

58:25

ship, it's bad handh mommy's mad And

58:28

did you know how wily like

58:31

throws the pillars. She was like,

58:34

She's like, there's a few things that didn't s well with me. Um

58:37

slept in the face. We all make bone

58:39

head and mistakes meeting family, even

58:42

for it was sexual. You are not my husband.

58:44

You do not own me. You don't own my body.

58:46

It's my body. I mean, she's

58:48

right, but then she shouldn't give him a rose.

58:52

And then he's like, I'm not I am

58:54

not trying to control you. No,

58:57

that's not right. You didn't hear that. You have to

58:59

forgive me. This is all my fun. We're all doing

59:01

her best. And he's like, you

59:04

need to trust me. Can I say something? Can I say something

59:06

right now? What it's going to be worth

59:08

it if you just trust me, if you just keep fighting.

59:11

It's like, yeah, it's only going to get

59:13

worse. It's worth it if you never have any

59:15

fun with him. They've known each other for twenty hours

59:17

and they've already gotten in five fights. I

59:22

never want you to misunderstand me again. If you're

59:24

a guy and you are making women feel

59:26

crazy, Yeah, badu.

59:29

Yes, Michael, proving she

59:31

understood you loud and clear. Dude, you're just an

59:34

a. And then he apologizes,

59:37

like he apologizes for her misunderstanding

59:40

him, Like, no, dude, apologist for what you fucking

59:42

said? Yeah, you bonehead.

59:45

I honestly I didn't mean it like that though, Like

59:47

I think he didn't hear me right, Anna has

59:51

gaslighting, Like that's gaslighting.

59:53

I never fully lighting was

59:57

also the only part where he got

59:59

off the lane out of four. I think he referred to

1:00:01

himself as a train. He was like, yeah, we finally

1:00:03

finally got it back on track, and I think

1:00:05

all the producers just hung their heads and they're

1:00:07

like, we're doing lanes lane

1:00:10

episode. This is a lane episode.

1:00:12

Well, you can't go to the track. Is the track of the lane?

1:00:14

The fire back up the lanes again. When they're the boys

1:00:17

are then talking about it, they're like, yeah,

1:00:19

and he told me out

1:00:22

the window and he was looking at my

1:00:24

lane, you're gonna swerve. I

1:00:27

think I was in that moment

1:00:29

also, he was like you know, and you know

1:00:31

because he told us that, and they're like, what are

1:00:33

you blaming He's like, no, I'm thinking him.

1:00:36

Yeah, yeah he did. He like felled

1:00:39

at Garrett. And then they're like, wait, are

1:00:41

you like because what did they funk? What

1:00:43

was it? He's like, are you blaming him? I'm

1:00:45

thinking I love Tyler? I love Tyler.

1:00:49

Tyler goes keep puffing up your

1:00:51

chest, big man, big dog and he's like what

1:00:53

what you keep trying to be a big dog. Huh,

1:00:55

you're the big dog. And he's like oh. And

1:00:59

then they're like, like the smallest guy there too,

1:01:02

like Buffer, but they

1:01:04

made sure they said that was like lukea

1:01:13

is tiny. I think yeah, I

1:01:15

think they did. But they made

1:01:18

very tall guys. And then Tyler,

1:01:21

they come in there like there's no cocktail party

1:01:23

and they're like, oh, three to row, you three

1:01:26

row, because these guys haven't. That

1:01:30

was like almost a sitcom moment where they were like, you

1:01:33

fucking idiot in

1:01:36

my full like could jump

1:01:38

trace, could jump trace Mike,

1:01:42

Mike. I took a photo of it because

1:01:44

it cracked me up so far so much. Lucos,

1:01:47

this isn't my fault, and then mics, it's

1:01:49

your fault. Bro. Shut the funk up, I

1:01:52

love and then I love, I love it also

1:01:54

um when she gave Luke the rose,

1:01:57

she was like, there's goodness inside of

1:01:59

you. I see it. That's

1:02:01

why they deserve each other. They're both so griepy.

1:02:03

And then she's like, I'm ere falling in love with Luke

1:02:06

or Luke's making me go crazy. And

1:02:10

then at the end and then

1:02:12

at the end, I did love even though Jed

1:02:14

got another song. And I love watching Tyler

1:02:17

dancing once Mike says bring me to the church.

1:02:19

I love watching the regasson and

1:02:21

Tyler see with his whole body getting

1:02:23

brought to the church. He and

1:02:26

Dustin are like legit good friends now Dustin

1:02:29

and Tyler yea, they like hang out and they

1:02:31

just like like they just went to someone's

1:02:33

house to watch the Bachelor, which one is dust

1:02:37

so not cut. He

1:02:39

seemed really sweet. Unfortunately we never saw

1:02:41

him because everything is just you

1:02:44

know, the Luke drama takes over everything. I don't

1:02:46

know who he was, the short he was like

1:02:50

no time because everything just never kissed

1:02:53

her because

1:02:55

maybe you haven' kissed her at this point, then just cuckerbacks.

1:02:58

But it's like they don't even get the Sea them talk

1:03:00

because everything's just about fucking Luke Lucas

1:03:03

the worst. Um. Who do you think is

1:03:05

going to win? Lats? At

1:03:08

this point, I'm still going for Peter Palet

1:03:11

Okay, really or he's going

1:03:13

to be the Bachelor? I think Jed

1:03:16

or Louse. It depends on if that

1:03:18

girlfriend thing comes up. I think the girlfriend

1:03:21

thing might come up afterwards and it'll be a disaster.

1:03:24

Who do you think it's going to win? You think Peter Pilot?

1:03:26

Doubling down on Peter, Okay, I

1:03:29

think I'm rooting for Tyler, but

1:03:32

I'd be cool with Peter. Who do you do

1:03:34

you think? Who do you think will win? I'm

1:03:37

gonna say Peter Peter. Okay,

1:03:39

who do you think will win? Anna? I'm

1:03:42

thinking Peter and I'm hoping Tyler

1:03:45

is the Bachelor. Yeah, okay, you think

1:03:47

Peter. I'm the same, Yeah, like I would love I still

1:03:49

think my my before

1:03:51

the show even started the first episode, my my

1:03:54

theory was that Peter Pilot would be the Bachelor. But

1:03:57

I think Tyler would make a fantastic

1:03:59

bash because he's he's just so smart. I

1:04:01

think Tyler might be the Bachelor. I

1:04:04

think it's either going to be Jed or loose.

1:04:06

I don't feel like it's going to be jed because

1:04:10

I just don't see it. They're so that

1:04:13

would make my whole entire season. If it's Luke,

1:04:17

if it's like you are,

1:04:20

yes, I mean honestly, if she does, she then

1:04:22

fuck her. She deserves it. That's right, she

1:04:25

deserves I

1:04:28

just can't wait till they have the Jesus conversation. I think

1:04:30

that's I think it's gonna be next way. I think I think

1:04:33

that's gonna probably be fantasy Sweets. I

1:04:35

think right before this is what I think

1:04:37

happens, right before they're about to like they

1:04:39

have that date where then that she offers him like

1:04:41

the Chris Harrison no or whatever. Uh,

1:04:44

and then he's going to say that crap

1:04:46

about like I don't want to have sex with anyone

1:04:49

else, and then she's gonna lose her mind. I think she's gonna

1:04:51

send him home. I think you're I think he might be. I

1:04:53

think he might And like, also he

1:04:56

comes on here acting like she shouldn't

1:04:58

be going into fantasy sweets. Has he watched the

1:05:00

show? Did she think he was going to get that card?

1:05:02

Whereas if you choose and she goes Oh no, I'm

1:05:05

okay, I'll go back to my own suite. And

1:05:07

the previews allude to the fact that she does

1:05:09

bang one of them. Yeah, and I always thought so.

1:05:12

I think it's Peter Pilot. What

1:05:14

about Jed? You're right, I think about Jed. I

1:05:17

think she bangs them all because she's so horny

1:05:19

for them all. She should bang them all. Yeah,

1:05:22

she has. She should bank every guy there right

1:05:24

now? Can I pull an extra?

1:05:27

Get a fifth fantasy? At three or

1:05:29

four four? She's a good morning you

1:05:31

guys have me pick Twitter a week. There's so many good ones.

1:05:33

There's gonna I'm gonna have more than normal in the

1:05:35

container. We're gonna narrow down to two three

1:05:38

D dor Rito at Josh

1:05:40

All. The premiere of Naked and Afraid

1:05:43

is real different this year, um

1:05:47

Jenny Hunt at Jenezuela. Luke

1:05:49

p was acting mad, but we all know he was

1:05:52

relieved he didn't go on the naked date so she

1:05:54

doesn't have to see his steroid balls until

1:05:56

they are in their marriage bed. Okay,

1:06:00

well not that one. Lauren

1:06:03

Johnson at Words Underscore by

1:06:05

Underscore lish Jed

1:06:07

quote and this next song is about my girlfriend

1:06:10

back home. I mean you it's definitely about you, Hannah.

1:06:12

I know what else Lauren

1:06:16

Johnson, same one Jed quote,

1:06:18

I'll never tell a lie. Also Jed

1:06:21

Niklas to inform Hannah about his girlfriend back

1:06:23

home when what's his face was getting dressed down for

1:06:25

his back home girlfriend. True story

1:06:28

Alexis Madison at ABC Madison's

1:06:30

Team. Jed is his own to Neil arts

1:06:36

Um Okay, Jenny

1:06:38

Hannah Genezuela, Peter Pilot

1:06:40

comes back from the best date ever. Jed

1:06:43

throws on a pilot bomber jacket and runs

1:06:45

for Hannah with his guitar. Okay,

1:06:48

Jenny Hannah Penezuela. And so

1:06:50

I say unto the keep my name

1:06:53

out JA mouth Luke P Jesus,

1:06:58

that's a good photo, too, Um two

1:07:02

point no at Shelley two point Oh, we

1:07:04

spend too much time talking about poor Hannah.

1:07:06

Let's have a moment of silence for every girl who

1:07:08

boned Luke P before Jesus spoke to him

1:07:10

in the shower. I

1:07:13

would love for those women to come out. Oh my god,

1:07:15

Suppers, no one's come out, say Ronnie

1:07:19

at Ronnie Rondemannaby,

1:07:23

I can't say that, right, producer. Well,

1:07:25

we spent the music performance budget and all these

1:07:27

candle larbras for the roast ceremony. If

1:07:29

only one of the contestants was a professional singer

1:07:32

songwriter looking to make his big break

1:07:34

on national television. Okay,

1:07:37

we'll do a few more. Seth V at basebone

1:07:39

one? How long will it take for Rachel

1:07:42

to come back? Now that we finally found a Peter that's

1:07:44

all the way in? Um?

1:07:49

Set that at basebone one, Please

1:07:52

Hannah straddle and dry hump with the guitar,

1:07:54

whatever it takes to stop him singing. All

1:07:58

right, I'm gonna narrow it down too, says

1:08:01

that at baseball one. How long will it take Rachel

1:08:04

to come back? Now that we finally found a Peter that's

1:08:06

all the way in? And I'm

1:08:08

gonna go for um uh

1:08:14

the second one? Uh? Jed?

1:08:17

This is Lauren Johnson at Words by Jed

1:08:20

Jed And this next song is about my girlfriend back

1:08:22

home. I mean it's you. It's definitely about you, Hannah and

1:08:24

no one else. Next

1:08:26

song or um, Rachel

1:08:29

Rachel? Next song or Rachel and Peter.

1:08:31

I'm kind of liking the Peter. Okay,

1:08:35

I like the petereter. Okay,

1:08:39

we'll go Peter, Jed.

1:08:41

I have no idea who Rachel is? Okay, great,

1:08:43

all right, says that you one, how

1:08:45

long will it take Rachel come back? Now that we finally found

1:08:47

a Peter, that's all the way and oh my god,

1:08:50

like us on iTunes, email us, let's

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Art and Anna Kitty or Hillary So. I love how they goof

1:09:00

on the contestants, but also really love the show. I honestly

1:09:02

only watched The Bachelor fring just so I can listen to podcast. On

1:09:05

another note, I love one art in the company eat food

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on that self

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the teasers that disprove at least complicate their speculation

1:09:29

about what's going to happen. Well, the

1:09:32

t teasers are fake. The

1:09:35

last week's episode, we really had nothing to talk

1:09:37

about because there was nothing to break down, so it was all

1:09:40

just also were allowed to theorize,

1:09:43

but they added them to like make it just

1:09:46

like this last episode

1:09:48

that g m A does a commercial eluding

1:09:51

the fact that Loup he was going to be the y

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was Hannah. It

1:09:59

had to be standard. It was one of the guys that

1:10:01

was kicked off. But yeah, they made it seem like it was well,

1:10:05

they just ruined it. I know. I was like, did

1:10:07

ABC really just do okay

1:10:09

for a second? Alright, So then we have we

1:10:12

got a nice email and then all this

1:10:14

old we're just wrapping up right here, we got a

1:10:16

nice email. This is from Shabrina

1:10:19

z Okay, this is Blake before Paradise.

1:10:21

There's a report saying that Blake slept with

1:10:23

Kaylin at Stagecoach, then slept with

1:10:25

Christina two days later, then attempted

1:10:27

to do the same with TSI to fly her to town

1:10:30

but failed, and then met up with Handah G two

1:10:32

weeks before Paradise. And all of them

1:10:34

are going to be in Paradise. What I

1:10:37

heard, been drinking a lot

1:10:39

and partying. So I believe it was

1:10:43

this sweet Blake was the sweet one who had the

1:10:46

on Becca season. He had the school shooting

1:10:48

and this mom left His mom left her

1:10:51

husband for the basketball coat and everyone knew.

1:10:54

Oh, so he's been so

1:10:57

he's like James tailoring all the ladies,

1:10:59

isn't. Fortunately, he seemed really sweet and

1:11:01

like exactly

1:11:07

or something. Um wait, did you see

1:11:09

the commercial where Nick by Alan Eric Bigger?

1:11:11

They do like the thing where they are trying

1:11:13

to date that new annab that

1:11:16

was weird as ship. They're like, oh yeah. I

1:11:18

was like, they're totally doing the Bravo thing. Yeah

1:11:21

yeah. And

1:11:24

Nick was also in the Halo top commercial. He's

1:11:26

doing a very desperate go

1:11:30

for it. Nick, I don't care. Um uh.

1:11:33

We got an email from Laura Niggerson, Dear Art

1:11:35

and Bunny. Do you think Peter looks like a mini shrunk?

1:11:37

And Jason Siegel? That's all I see? Look

1:11:39

for it. I promise you'll see it too. Do you

1:11:41

think so? I can't see it? Okay?

1:11:44

There was somebody that sent us Jed and Jed's

1:11:46

head from Lily bart I adore your pod. Week

1:11:48

after he kept waiting for discussion about Jed and more specifically

1:11:51

the crazy candy corner shape of his head.

1:11:53

I was in. I know this, I literally all. I see what he speaks.

1:11:56

Now that he has may have had a girlfriend the entire time

1:11:58

of filming, I feel like, you know, longer deserves

1:12:00

restrained or pity. A discussion

1:12:02

of the fact that his facial features are crowded on the

1:12:05

lower throe of his face. Oh,

1:12:08

he tries, Oh no, they have megamind

1:12:11

and then Candy cones here

1:12:14

and I said, like Buddy Pine from The Incredibles,

1:12:16

Well, my friends and the Netron

1:12:19

and this, Okayron, and I

1:12:22

can see that. Here's the photos. I can see

1:12:24

that. I could see those. I

1:12:27

mean, yeah, these are all well okay, I

1:12:29

mean luck. I mean now that he does

1:12:31

have a girlfriend, I you know, things

1:12:34

are happening. Look, I look like I looked like

1:12:36

barbers from strangers things. So I can't throw stones

1:12:38

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1:13:00

isn't having you here? You're such a joy and a

1:13:02

delight. Thank you, thank you for my purse. Thank

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you for a great season. Um, it's been a lot

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really, there's just two and

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then a third. I'm going to send them a remo request

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Because of doesn't doesn't our

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former guest from Silicon

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he's a pilot, but doesn't he have a plane? I don't

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know if he has his own plane, but he just has like he fights

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like little two seaters. I think he has a plane.

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One day, we're going to get our own plane and have Peter Pilot

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the one let's yeah,

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when we when we when race, we can put our

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