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Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose?

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A production of iHeartRadio. Oh

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you guys, this is a very pleasant

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day to day. It is

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you know what we've made through Fantasy

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Sweets, the Sea, hag

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Leslie, that Cursed Oar Girl, Kelsey

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her Hecks. Isn't fully complete,

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but it seemed to work pretty well.

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Here we are.

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Everybody's fighting for spat on Paradise, which

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sounds like it might not exist. But they were.

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Swinging hard last night.

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They were swinging hard. Somehow.

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Jesse Palmer's won me over.

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I can't believe it. I liked his

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mouth thing playing tennis. Hello,

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welcome to another episode of a Week Except this Rose. My

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name is Arto Marine, coming to you from my bougie garage

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in Los Angeles, California. It is so

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good to be here. What a pleasure?

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Can I just say? Today we have with us a man

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that has not been available. He's been a busy

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person doing secret fun. Basically,

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he's filming the new Star Wars something like that, something

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like that.

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There's something I said happening that he can't

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talk about.

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I'm the new what's the lead guy? Star

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Wars? I don't even know Star Wars.

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Skywalkers, sky Skywalker

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Moon Luke Moon Tower,

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Luke Moon Tower, Moontown.

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Now, this is a man that is coming with

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us. He as you know him from comedian

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Feud. Uh, you

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know him from Grand Crew. You

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know him as our Horny Pool Inspector.

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And he's going to be meeting the original

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COVID cruise ship Horny Logan

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down in San Diego

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on April sixth at Mike Drock Comedy.

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Get your tickets right now, Ladies and gentlemen,

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we've missed him so much. Your friend, my friend

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Jackieth Neil.

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Goodness, what an introduction, Aldan.

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Can you follow me and introduce me?

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Honestly everywhere? My pleasure

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everywhere.

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I've had a lot of guys say to me that I'm a very good wing

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woman, and I think it's a similar thing of like

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a good a good sort of like host.

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Can I just say based off that If

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you have not seen this Mad TV sketch where

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Arden is Bobby Lee's wing woman, it

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is one of the funniest I

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watched this. I saw it years ago and I

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think about it all the time. They haven't so

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funny.

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It's on YouTube.

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Go watch the.

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Sketch Arden plays Bobby's wing woman and

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it is you.

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It's so such a cock flot,

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you know what, you know what, Thank you,

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Doctor Bannanas.

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Watch that.

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Go watch it, ladies and gentlemen with us, Doctor Hannah

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Montana, Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Danna Bitten,

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Marien Josi, Doctor Banana.

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Hello, I'm in the archives. Just let me know.

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Okay, listen. I want to also say, speaking of I'm

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just gonna say it right out of the gate. So we have we

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got another bro Firsus brodiego.

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Okay.

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So we have Aaron from Erin and James. James

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is playing hard to get. James is playing hard

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to get. But we have the original

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nectar. We have Logan from

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COVID cruise ship. We have Tyler

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from the Boardwalk with Rachel and

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Gabby. And we just got

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Aaron b from Aaron and Eliza.

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He's going to be joining us.

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I love this.

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I might go for the other Aaron Firefighter

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so we can have a.

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Aron.

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So that will be and with us it will

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be uh uh. It's also going

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to be there. Jess Ambrose is gonna be there.

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It's gonna be so fun. Get your tickets. You can get him on Rosepodcast.

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Dot Vodka also with us a

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woman who is the host of Lady

3:27

to Lady. She also helped

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Crack and Free. She helped start

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the Free Brittany movement. She was

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the one that first, one of the first

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and she has a brand news. This is a first

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breaking news. She has an upcoming

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up podcast and the first episode

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is about the Bachelor. It's called Pop

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Mystery Pod. Ladies and Gentlemen Tess

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Barker. Did

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it feel good?

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Oh? Real good.

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I like to get people the props that they deserve.

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Our fans loved you last time that you were

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on.

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Thanks guy.

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Yeah, you're talking like we just feel like you have

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such a nice way about you talking about

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the free pretty all of it is nice. Top?

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Can I get one from protest from the archives? Literally?

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I remember remember when you came into the iHeart was

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it even iheard at the time, might have been house stuff works, I don't

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remember it. You guys came in and you were

4:15

like this is this is before anything had

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even been said about Brittany. Yeah, and almost

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still like who knows what's happening? Yes?

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And you guys were like her Instagram posts

4:24

aren't right and we were like, what do you mean? By

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that you're like, yes, something is not right here. Yeah,

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to a point where we were all like really okay,

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yes, but you guys said it. You were the first person

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who ever said to me, just look how she posts

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something's not right. And I was like, whoa.

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Had we came in because I had already started like digging into

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the legal stuff. And I was like this because

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it was like a four month process where it was like gradually

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it was like weirder and weirder. Yeah, for everybody

4:48

I heard it was like okay.

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Yeah, well our legal like we

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can't take the risks.

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I was like, well I came internationally,

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Yeah, I know.

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Can I just say, can

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I just say we need to get you on the Kate Middleton

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case and something I have to

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I have to.

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I was with the smith Sisters

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who have the Bravo radio show. I was with the smith Sisters

5:15

this weekend. So we all pulled, we all

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pulled our knowledge. There's a text

5:20

thread going with me and the smith Sisters. Okay,

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I think this is just me. I

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think miss your did have a

5:28

I think one of that Rose person, that very British,

5:33

one of her kids is got to

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be his kid. And

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I think that, and I think,

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but I think one of that book. I think that I

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believe it's a Princess Die Part two. She's

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his Camilla. I think that

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there might be one of her kids might

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be his kid and might be the rightful

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heir to the throne because they might be older than his

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eldest. Is real,

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it's his descendant, his

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bloodline.

6:09

And Prince Charles about to kick that buck.

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Prince Charles.

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There was an ambulance run that

6:17

was not discussed from where they were vacationing

6:21

over like New Year's that nobody tied.

6:23

I think Milady might have been

6:25

having a moment. Is not doing okay,

6:27

And I bet she's like, bitch, I'm not playing ball.

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I hope she got I hope that's

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my hope.

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Now, I did not know that she was raised allegedly

6:39

by a stage mom. Apparently her

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mom had her switched colleges.

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She got into a better school and they switched

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to the one that William.

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Was going to, and

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she.

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And then she switched majors like her

6:53

mom. So I think

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I think she's like, fuck you, I'm going to be queen.

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I think she's not playing ball, And

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and that person did not there's

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one photo and.

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The non believers, the people who don't know

7:08

what they're talking about, like, well, did you see the video that

7:10

that didn't not her? That certainly was her?

7:13

Not her everything

7:15

and every other photo has been incredibly

7:18

photoshopped, like the one of her in the car and the bok.

7:20

That wasn't her. If

7:23

everybody, it's been like, we're in the world, is Carmen san

7:25

Diego there? So there she is at a fucking

7:28

farmer's market, and nobody's saying decorations.

7:31

I know, I feel like they're

7:33

all extras.

7:34

Everybody there.

7:35

They bought that fucking farm, that got some girl

7:38

that is not her, met.

7:41

Her, frouded her ass out, fully made

7:44

up three hours after giving all three births.

7:46

Yes, can't Surrey Cruse. Fucking

7:49

Katie Holmes.

7:50

We got to get her out, Yes, got

7:52

her out of there. Okay.

7:53

Also with us Katie leaving, We're gonna get.

7:55

You back to you.

7:56

I need to know wait who wait

7:58

the baby thing?

7:59

Okay?

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Okay, who looks married

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to a gay man?

8:03

If you looked if he looks.

8:05

A British woman In the dictionary British

8:07

risk.

8:07

Of cracks like a caricature

8:10

of British she's a caricatures.

8:14

This is the woman that William supposed to.

8:17

He'd be bad. Even

8:20

even her clothing looks I guess from her seventeen.

8:22

For on

8:25

ornate couches in her massive

8:27

house owned by her gay, rich husband forty

8:30

years old. Yeah, he doesn't need to see her, uses

8:32

her as a beard to basically

8:35

bring in an air for him. She could

8:37

do whatever she wants. He lives with his stammer

8:39

boyfriend in friends.

8:40

They had five kids and apparently one of

8:42

them is apparently one of them.

8:45

That's anyway, just I mean, this is

8:47

literally like Prince Harry and Die

8:50

and the.

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Okay,

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So.

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I think that some kind of altercation happened,

8:57

because I also know like ship like people

8:59

abuse just pop off around Christmas.

9:03

It's a thing like the holidays.

9:05

Stir up their bullsters. I think she.

9:06

Found out the baby was not. I think she

9:09

found out some infall.

9:10

I unfortunately think he like did something to

9:12

her.

9:14

And she noted that William has a temper.

9:18

Harry into a dog bowl instead. Don't

9:20

tell anybody. Yeah, we're back

9:23

and we have American Riviera orchard

9:25

on a seat. She trademark jellyes.

9:27

She trademark jams she trademark preserves

9:30

I love your thing.

9:31

I love Harry just being over

9:33

to America and being like, fuck you guys.

9:39

Elizabeth was holding that family

9:41

together with her.

9:48

Toe as soon as she hit

9:51

the can

9:53

say one more yes, yes, Okay, we got

9:55

to get to the Bachelor and I have a transition.

9:58

This made me the new best transition.

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Okay.

10:02

If you guys watched The Traders, there was a woman from

10:04

Love Uh Love Island named Echen

10:06

Sue who was on The Traders, and that's why she's kind

10:08

of in popular culture Island, England

10:11

or US British. She's now currently dating Peter,

10:13

the former Bachelorett, who was also on The Traders. She's

10:16

on Celebrity UK Big Brother right

10:18

now. So is Kate Middleton's.

10:20

Uncle, who said on air she

10:23

asks.

10:23

This guy, where's Kate, What's

10:25

going on? Which I'm like, only Ekin Sue would

10:28

be like journalist.

10:33

I was just like, where's Kate, What's going on? And

10:35

her her uncle goes like, I can't say

10:37

much, but just like so you know, she's

10:39

being taken care of, like she's in the best care

10:41

she can possibly be in, and that's all he

10:43

would say. And I'm like why would he say she's

10:46

in the best care unless she's clearly like in

10:48

a hospital or somewhere like being taken care

10:50

of, like there's an illness, or.

10:52

She has ran and hit away

10:54

but she is safe.

10:55

Yeah, she's in like because good care.

10:57

Quickly if I'm wrong. But the kids are also missing, right,

11:00

I haven't seen.

11:00

That question soul, And she.

11:03

Ran off with the kids in the monarch.

11:05

Those kids back said good,

11:08

Okay, here's my here's my She's

11:10

making appearance soon, right. It's

11:18

the thing with her fingers, like her fingers were hurt

11:20

for like months, she

11:23

had like, okay, her

11:26

fingers.

11:26

I'm a TikTok rabbit hole about it.

11:28

Her fingers, you know, like she was like had like

11:31

injuries for like months leaning up to

11:33

this, including like broken fingers. Okay, okay,

11:35

here's my, here's mysion.

11:38

Can we discuss We have not discussed.

11:40

And I have known about this for a while

11:43

because I didn't want to like shame

11:45

anybody, So I'm not saying this. I'm saying

11:47

this outside of the judgment of what

11:49

it actually was. Here's the other

11:51

thing, our Queen Daisy,

11:54

who's on the show now, I'm team Kelsey. Our

11:56

Queen Daisy. Can we we've never discussed

11:59

the TikTok video, the music video,

12:01

the music video that she's in that's literally like

12:04

lick my sack and she's singing back up.

12:06

No, let's just put

12:08

the choice, let's take the well,

12:10

we don't.

12:10

Even need to discuss the actual song.

12:13

To me, it's like, here's this Christmas tree lifetime

12:15

movie person, why

12:18

are you in a music video? Do you want

12:20

to be famous?

12:21

Do you know what I mean?

12:22

And if it's a song, that's like that's

12:25

she was willing to do the video that

12:28

much because you want to be in a video, you know what I mean?

12:30

Like how badly do you want? It

12:32

makes me go, are.

12:33

You there for the right reasons? If you're

12:35

in this video? Like how much are you? Were

12:38

you trying to act? Are you trying? Like are

12:40

you just trying to get famous? Do you want to be the Bachelorette?

12:42

Like it takes away the Santa Claus

12:44

Christmas tree farm?

12:46

Can we just.

12:47

Discuss the affirmative? To me though, even about

12:49

the Santa Claus Christmas Tree Farm, like

12:51

there's artifice there and also I don't know,

12:53

I guess it doesn't alarm me that much because I think

12:55

you have to have some comfort with being in front of a camera

12:57

to go on the Bachelor, Like yeah, sort of assume

12:59

everything. Person has some base level

13:01

of being down for attention.

13:03

But but actually but pursuing

13:05

it, but like actively, like how did she

13:07

get into that videos? Like if

13:09

you live on a Christmas tree farm? How did you get

13:11

in that video? Like where were you living?

13:13

Where do you have headshots? Like what were you doing?

13:16

That's true, that's a good point. That's true because

13:18

nobody asked you.

13:19

Yeah, yeah,

13:22

yeah, you followed that opportunity.

13:24

Yeah, yeah, you have the singers

13:26

like a friend of hers.

13:27

I don't know, I mean that's what. That's what unless

13:29

it was somebody she went to high school with and she's like, Okay,

13:31

this will just be funny like or whatever this will

13:33

be.

13:34

But like if she didn't, like.

13:35

How did she how

13:38

did how did she get cast? And was

13:40

she pursuing that? That's my only question

13:42

of like it makes me go.

13:45

I don't know, Okay, good question.

13:47

I mean, yes, ja Keys, whose

13:50

team are you on?

13:51

Oh? Out of the last two, I

13:55

love her and didn't Daisy was

13:57

my least favorite out of the four. To

14:00

be honest, she just it just seems

14:03

fake. She

14:07

you think, now I will, I will say

14:09

this, like because I've been busy,

14:11

I've not been watching like every week.

14:13

So like when I was like catching up and stuff, I

14:15

was like, something about you felt.

14:17

Her about dais about

14:19

the music video.

14:20

I did not surprised.

14:22

You just heard it just now.

14:23

Not really Okay, I'm not surprised.

14:25

We'll send it to you later and you can't give us your thoughts.

14:27

Yeah, I want to. I want to see. I mean when you said this about

14:29

like.

14:30

Yeah, we'll play it at the break, that's surprise that

14:33

I.

14:34

Was like hot, there's just something,

14:36

there's something about it.

14:37

And apparently I also know she was

14:40

hard of hearing or she lost her hearing, and

14:43

so I grew up in the household with

14:45

like deaf people, so I definitely

14:47

understand, like you know.

14:49

That world a little bit.

14:51

But like before I even found that out,

14:53

I was just like, there's something in there's

14:55

something too bubbly.

14:56

About this girl.

14:57

Okay, there's something too bubbly about

14:59

this girl that would

15:01

off put me.

15:03

You met me, would

15:05

you think she's too bubbly?

15:06

No, you're not.

15:07

No, there's a difference between like good energy

15:09

and bubble, Like there's a difference between energy

15:11

and bubbling, right, like, like

15:13

you have good energy.

15:15

And I'm not saying she has bad digging.

15:17

I wasn't digging.

15:18

What about me?

15:19

Do you think I have good energy?

15:23

Energy? Do you like my energy? I

15:25

like everyone's energy, everybody.

15:28

Just be clear. I was digging.

15:30

You have great energy.

15:35

Energy,

15:38

Thank you so much.

15:39

Yeah. So yeah, that's just something. And I'm not

15:41

saying like I didn't like her.

15:43

I'm just saying, out of the four I was

15:45

working with, the other three.

15:47

Seems so authentic.

15:49

She's gorgeous.

15:50

The more it look so effortlessly.

15:55

Authentic she is because like the

15:58

like the end of the or fantasy My

16:00

god, yes, are you surprised that

16:02

he was worried with that? I need to talk No, okay,

16:05

you'll talk about right.

16:06

I will get there. We'll get there.

16:08

She walked so easily into a producer

16:10

trap.

16:11

They're so innocent?

16:13

Why did they her too much?

16:15

Why did they fuck her? And also Leslie, they

16:17

why did they hate her that they sucked the sea?

16:19

Hag on her to go, don't get to cocky

16:23

and then like let her write out the freezing

16:25

of that and be like, rather like

16:27

I missed you did you miss me lips

16:32

okay necessary and also like sweet

16:34

Rachel and we'll get into it, but like Rachel,

16:36

the sweet Rachel, and she was like.

16:38

I left nothing on the table in

16:40

the film.

16:41

Basically, she was really implying.

16:48

That giant.

16:54

She got her jaw like fucking back

16:56

in the game.

17:01

Joey was like, you didn't leave me, No, come

17:03

to get to the rest.

17:04

Of the.

17:05

Right in here, God,

17:13

like I need it, I need it a little bit.

17:16

You're right, they didn't have sack. She sucked his

17:18

even after the jaw injury. All

17:21

right, all right, we're gonna take a quick break and

17:23

we'll get right back into it.

17:32

Oh, bone zone

17:36

for the bone zone,

17:43

and we're back.

17:44

Well.

17:44

During the break, we just watched a music

17:47

video.

17:47

Thoughts uh that was

17:50

that was weird. It was weird.

17:51

But you know what, I want to retract something

17:53

I said that is definitely something somebody

17:55

asked her to.

18:00

A friend was like, you know, you want to be in

18:03

my music video.

18:03

It's a lot of auto tunes. So you don't think she was

18:05

pursuing anything she did that for.

18:08

Yeah, yeah, there's no

18:10

budget. There's just

18:12

going like this, like didn't even edit it, but like

18:15

disturbed I didn't

18:18

even edit it.

18:19

There's a lot of AutoTunes, a lot of auto

18:21

tune I never need to say,

18:24

which was if you.

18:25

Were at Elbert Elementary School, that means

18:27

like fuck you remember it's like

18:29

literally childhood like hand

18:32

signals to tell someone to go fund themselves from across

18:34

a classroom.

18:35

Wow, well that's

18:38

the world.

18:39

Give me your just initial response, everybody.

18:42

I mean, yeah, I'll

18:44

give I'll give that apology because

18:47

you don't pursue that.

18:51

You did that for a friend.

18:52

Okay, Tess, what do you think

18:55

I mean?

18:55

I I'm team Daisy, I

18:58

am single side Duff, so I stand on hearing a paired

19:00

queen.

19:01

I like.

19:03

That.

19:03

Also, she's Taylor Swift coded to me like

19:06

she grew up on a Christmas tree farm, just like Tate.

19:10

Up in a Christmas tree.

19:11

Yeah, it does not make so much sense.

19:14

I didn't know.

19:15

Wow, I did not even know that. Yeah.

19:18

And I've never really found her to be very like

19:20

disingenuous.

19:20

I've always liked I think more recent

19:23

than at first I really didn't see

19:25

it, but I'm seeing it more recently where I'm like, I don't

19:28

know, I don't get where she's coming

19:30

from. Sometimes like wow, like

19:32

when she she started helping, like and I don't

19:34

buy it. She was like, I don't

19:37

know her change. She seemed like I'm in

19:39

like with you. And then there was like one episode where

19:41

it felt like maybe like two days had gone by and she switched

19:44

really quickly into like, oh yeah, I think I am falling

19:46

in love with you. And I was like her hometown wait,

19:48

like just hold

19:50

on to like what you're really feeling. You don't have to

19:53

like, I don't know, maybe.

19:54

This show until Hometown's you only

19:56

get like fifteen minutes to

19:59

me that.

20:03

Twelve minutes here we are get

20:06

married the Bachelor.

20:08

They did it like a w w E event

20:10

flash like a Housewives reunion

20:12

where they would follow like they made

20:14

it feel a little tense, like

20:16

like to have they've been doing the all the episodes

20:19

this year starts with like the shadowing

20:21

of a bad thing that's gonna happen, and

20:23

this felt like don't don't, don't you

20:26

guys five just

20:28

bummer. Like the best thing

20:31

that came out of it was the so

20:33

that was who said go

20:35

fuck yourself and it was Philly.

20:38

The Philly twice said it, I say it again.

20:40

Okay, you're being annoying.

20:42

I couldn't die for her.

20:43

I wanted more from her.

20:44

I love also that nobody could tell them apart they

20:47

just got Maria and arm were the same person.

20:49

They couldn't tell them are just like I don't know

20:51

one of the brunettes that show, just.

20:56

Like, oh it was the taller one. I was wrong, Okay,

20:59

Marie out was going for bachelorette

21:02

hard less.

21:04

I feel like, yeah, I think she clenched it.

21:05

I think it would be weird if she didn't

21:07

get it.

21:08

But I also I felt like it was almost so

21:10

predetermined that she There was a moment where she got

21:12

cocky and I felt like she

21:14

was a little too queen bee and got when she

21:17

was dealing with Jess, she clearly had

21:19

the upper hand. The audience clearly loved

21:21

Maria, the producers

21:23

clearly, and she kept

21:25

interrupting her in a mean girl way

21:27

that was kind of rude.

21:30

She already won no matter what she said.

21:32

The audience was gonna clap for Maria, and I

21:34

felt like it was a little like even

21:37

though she.

21:38

I found her kind of annoying, by the end, I

21:40

like her and she.

21:41

Wasn't and it kind

21:43

of made me second guess how I felt about her all season,

21:45

because I've always felt like this is

21:47

unprovoked. You guys are making shit up. She's

21:50

just doing her thing. You guys are just picking on her. And last

21:52

night made me be like, oh, she's a pin in the ass.

21:54

Is she kind of a pin in the ass? Yeah, I still

21:56

like.

21:56

Her, but I agree it made me think like she

21:58

probably was a little more annoy And then we were seeing

22:00

but there were multiple other women there

22:03

who were like, she didn't do anything.

22:05

You guys just do I love Evelyn

22:07

and so I love.

22:09

Her, especially other women being like she

22:11

didn't do anything, and you guys just do.

22:13

Not like her. So nothing she did

22:15

could have been right in your eyes. Yes, yeah,

22:17

even like neutral ass Lexi said.

22:19

Something and I was like, yeah,

22:22

that made me think.

22:22

I mean, I think they was they

22:25

were just mad that she had the wherewithal to

22:27

go let me slip into something more comfortable and

22:29

come out into angel

22:31

I do think.

22:32

I mean, these these women are young and

22:34

you know there and

22:37

I think probably Maria pissed them off in the beginning,

22:39

and she's too. That was

22:41

that she was like they

22:43

just didn't like her, and like they said nothing

22:45

she did there is.

22:47

No doubt in my mind that she's a pain in the ass.

22:50

She's fun TV, she's

22:52

sexy. She'd probably be a fun

22:54

bachelorette.

22:55

Yeah, I think she would be a fun bachelorette.

22:57

I found her tiring by the end

22:59

last night. I almost would rather

23:01

have like a Kelsey.

23:03

If it's not I think, if

23:05

it, I mean, if Kelsey doesn't get

23:07

it, I can see it being one.

23:08

Of those two.

23:09

Kelsey seems very fun too, and she yeah,

23:13

in her journey and everything that

23:15

interesting.

23:16

Maria's would be good TV.

23:19

I wouldn't miss me sometimes. I know

23:21

that's controversial, but a

23:23

little bit.

23:23

I understand that.

23:24

I think she'd be more boring than Maria, be a more fun season.

23:27

Yeah.

23:27

Would Maria would be a risk

23:30

for Mickey Mouse ABC to pick. Yeah,

23:32

because she's a wild card. She's sexy,

23:35

and.

23:35

She might pull a Claire I found

23:37

my husband.

23:38

I don't think she wants to get married that bad.

23:39

It's true, I was there was something

23:41

about like when when when Jesse

23:44

Palmer was saying, like, how do you feel watching

23:46

that?

23:47

She was like, Oh, it's sad, but I'm

23:49

okay. He was just a friend. I

23:51

wanted to kiss.

23:53

There was something so hot about that too.

23:55

Yeah, yeyeah, Yeah, she's hot.

23:57

She's hot.

23:58

I don't know.

23:59

I honestly still think that a big

24:01

part of the reason girls didn't like her though, because I

24:03

really thought she was gonna win the whole thing. Yeah,

24:05

I think her real chemistry.

24:08

They're both so hot. Yeah, I kind

24:10

of still want to know exactly what happened.

24:12

He seems so easily afraid of any

24:14

controversy, like even seeing him get lets

24:16

which we'll get to so shut down

24:18

by that, we need to talk. Maria is

24:21

such a unpredictable

24:23

like he likes, I

24:26

know you're gonna love me and not not love

24:28

me, like like I think Maria.

24:30

When Maria said I'm leaving, there

24:33

was no coming back from that.

24:34

Ye no, yeah, you're right.

24:36

He didn't have the fight in them.

24:37

But he couldn't even handle we need to talk.

24:38

I dismissed you so much, like he's so shattered

24:42

from.

24:43

That was off putting. Can I be honest?

24:44

I love Joey too.

24:46

At that moment, I was like, get it to get.

24:48

Just talk about it.

24:51

Okay.

24:52

So she leaves a know Kelsey for the

24:54

people to She leaves this note she handwriting,

24:58

and the same handwriting as like, if you choose

25:00

to forgot your individual and

25:03

stick it in the door right

25:06

an eye level with an ellipses, we need to talk

25:08

dot dot dot. This innocent queen who

25:10

they just sicked leslie on to go, don't

25:13

think its yeah, they

25:15

had the best night. This poor ding

25:17

dong got like manipulated, Like

25:20

she's so sweet, she's so pure

25:22

of heart that they these producers

25:24

played her. So she goes, She's

25:27

like hi, and he's like a hallow,

25:29

like like like hollow man and starts the door

25:32

like h and she's like, can

25:34

we talk. He's like yeah, what. She's

25:37

like, I just wanted to say I'm

25:39

miss seeing you. And he was like okay.

25:42

She's like I just it was like hard for me,

25:44

and like he goes. At this point, he's like and she's like, and

25:46

I don't know if I told you I really

25:48

want to meet your family. I don't remember if I told you like this

25:51

did not deserve a note by the way, she did not need

25:53

to say this, but they sent her over and he goes at this point,

25:55

I couldn't even hear what she was saying. He would

25:58

oh, I left the building. He

26:00

got fucked over by his

26:03

charity rejection rocked

26:07

this poor sweet man, and you can

26:09

see he literally had a trauma response

26:12

where he left his body, Like

26:14

he literally left his body and

26:16

he couldn't hear her saying like I just

26:18

love you so much.

26:19

Which to me, I'm like, that's so odd because in the

26:21

moment she said, hey, I just like really want to see

26:23

you and tell you I missed you.

26:27

Because I look, I understand just

26:30

a note saying we need to know do

26:34

we have to talk about well once she says

26:37

like I just missed you saw

26:39

him like he couldn't.

26:41

He did see him, like but he couldn't

26:43

see.

26:44

He also said like like he

26:46

couldn't you could see when a

26:49

chemically got him, he

26:52

couldn't shake it off in a manner like

26:54

he couldn't.

26:55

He was gone.

26:56

He was self protecting in a way that wasn't

26:59

like it was like lizard brand

27:01

like he couldn't. It took over and he couldn't.

27:03

Get it back together.

27:04

I felt it was it was not

27:06

attractive, and I feel like he'll never like

27:09

you don't want to be with somebody that I've

27:12

dated people like that where

27:14

it's like Gemini's the

27:16

Madonna horror thing where then once

27:18

you're out and you're like, what did I do? And there's like a coldness

27:21

to the eyes, and then it's like then it's just

27:23

you're out and you're like, are you a Gemini?

27:25

You're not a Gemini.

27:26

I'm a Gemini tourist. Cuss, but go

27:28

with.

27:31

You know what I mean. I was just like the people like,

27:33

once they were out on you, You're like, but you really

27:35

liked me yet, like what did I do?

27:36

And it's like you wear the wrong shoes or something.

27:38

You're like, okay, and.

27:39

Then you're you're to see it was

27:41

just like all right, man, I get your feeling,

27:44

you know, tender tender, and you was

27:46

like, what the fuck?

27:47

But he was like it felt like he was taking

27:50

on her weird, and

27:52

it was like, also, Joey, this is not.

27:54

Your second season of the show. You know the producers

27:56

have a hand in this, because

27:59

really, what else you was doing was the same thing that happens

28:01

every season, which is when one of the top three girls

28:04

goes and sneaks into the hotel.

28:05

Yeah.

28:06

Yeah, kind of always feels like cheating

28:08

to me.

28:09

I agree to agree, don't

28:11

come get no extra time.

28:12

I agree to agree.

28:13

But as we know, it this is not I'm not I

28:16

don't know that Joey is

28:19

a when we saw him, say Minneapolis,

28:21

he may not be a Rockets. I think he

28:23

might have be innocent car. I

28:26

think he might Monopolis.

28:29

Where he's like who's RGB, Like he can't

28:32

anyone he got.

28:33

That Gypsy Rose Blanchard was Ruth

28:36

Ginsberg, so

28:39

sweet innocent. We need to protect

28:42

Joey, But I don't know that he's gonna like come

28:44

up with a new vaccine for a strain of something,

28:46

you know what I mean, which is fine, which is fine.

28:48

There's also something super weird about

28:51

like I know, like the show

28:54

is the show.

28:54

Yeah, but like

28:57

bruh, you can't get this mad at

28:59

her for like possibly like saying

29:01

like we need to talk or whatever,

29:03

and then like staying in your distraught like

29:06

manner when you're about to go break somebody's

29:08

heart.

29:09

I mean like literally

29:12

probably just stumble back from the morning

29:14

of like humping Daisy. He's

29:16

like after the morning before of

29:18

humping Kelsey, after getting the blue

29:20

job of his life the night before with Rachel.

29:22

So he's about to break up. Yeah, So like

29:25

dude, s you

29:28

can let it go, you

29:30

can let it go.

29:32

It felt punishing. I wonder when his birthday is a

29:36

Gemini or is he a Gemini? Is

29:38

he a Gemini? It felt very It

29:42

just felt very like once you're at twenty four,

29:44

that's a Jemid, that

29:51

is a Gemini. I've had, I've

29:54

had this happen. We're all of a sudden,

29:56

it's like and there's nothing you can do.

29:58

And they're like, no, to walk on the eggs

30:00

shells, like what's nothing?

30:03

Yeah, and it's like, well, I just I can never see

30:05

you in the same light again.

30:06

It's like because I showed up in yellow

30:09

and yesterday I had on green, Like I don't know, Like

30:11

he's a Gemini.

30:12

I knew it. I knew it so

30:15

fun.

30:16

Yeah, now look, I don't know about Gemini ladies.

30:18

I'm just saying my experience with Gemini guys,

30:21

that's that's my experience.

30:22

Interesting.

30:23

Yeah, you have the Gemini

30:26

of it all with the emotional training that most men

30:28

get. Yeah, tough commos.

30:30

And he is to me the

30:32

most aware like

30:34

in touch, like but there, but there is.

30:38

There is a.

30:40

Wound trigger wound around

30:42

the show and maybe before when

30:45

he says I've always struggled

30:47

by people, I feel like there's a split

30:49

between what people want him

30:51

to be versus how he really feels inside.

30:54

And then there's like this and then I got rejected

30:57

on TV. I got and I think

30:59

he loved to cheer it.

31:01

I think he loves yea.

31:03

I will say this like, maybe

31:05

it's because I watched like two or three episodes

31:07

like pretty like close in succession.

31:10

Yes, but because you're an

31:12

icon, but oh my goodness.

31:17

But also there's every time like

31:20

I would see somebody tell him

31:23

I love you, I feel this way about you. Yeah,

31:25

I like I just saw something

31:27

like almost dead eyes in him.

31:30

Maybe that's just me. It's

31:33

almost like is any of this really

31:35

affecting you?

31:37

Yeah?

31:37

And to me, what's Gemini about that? Is like he's

31:39

like that when they are affectionate towards him. I

31:41

think he's very president when a woman is telling

31:44

him about her background, about her problems,

31:46

like yeah, coming

31:49

up, he was awesome about you.

31:51

It's when he's getting like the love

31:53

or he's getting like the compliments or the.

31:55

He shuts down. Yes, I

31:58

understand. I feel like, look, his

32:00

house seems different than mine. Growing

32:03

up with a tricky dad. I've

32:05

had to work on I have like a broken receiver

32:07

sometimes where like in the same way that like not

32:09

to ben at like I'm a good host.

32:11

I can like host the party, but like it's almost

32:14

easy because it's there's almost a lack of intimacy

32:16

in a weird way where I control

32:19

the who's here, I set the

32:21

stage, you're in my house, I throw the

32:23

like I can kind of just flitter around my party,

32:25

but not actually so like when it's

32:28

like intense and it's like a one

32:30

on one and it's just receiving

32:32

and I and like letting somebody else,

32:35

you know, just care for you and not having

32:37

to do something to earn it. I've had to work on just

32:39

like receiving it and feeling it, Like sometimes

32:42

I used to not be able to feel it at all, and

32:45

like so that's I wonder if he has

32:47

a similar thing where like

32:50

I could hear it, but like I couldn't

32:52

feel it, like now I can't. I've worked on that,

32:55

Like but I but I think it was like a self protective

32:57

thing, like just growing up with like a really verbally

33:00

rough dad.

33:02

Yeah, that is what it seems like.

33:03

And I don't know if it has to do with the dad in his

33:06

case, his dad seems adorable.

33:07

Like I don't know, like his family sweet.

33:10

His dad came out as gay and it like broke the family

33:12

apart, but he seems.

33:14

His family seems nice.

33:15

Yeah, I wonder.

33:18

His parents like was like amicable

33:21

because his dad came out and and he

33:23

was like yeah, but like my mom was understanding.

33:25

They're still friends and like, yeah, I'm not saying that he

33:27

is a bad family, but like there's I think there's that

33:29

command, like you know.

33:31

All things could cause Yeah, exactly.

33:33

I think his family seems so sweet. He could

33:35

have had his heart broken in high school exactly.

33:38

Yeah.

33:38

Like he's kind of a private person, like he hasn't

33:40

really shared much of his history

33:42

besides charity.

33:43

Has he I also.

33:45

Wondered, No, I also wonder

33:47

with guys, I feel like society

33:49

okay, I feel like sometimes like.

33:51

Let's let's talk about I.

33:54

Mean like I feel like sometimes guys

33:56

like it probably is sort

33:58

of hard to receive or really I hate it.

34:02

Yeah, it's for me.

34:04

I can only speak to myself because I'm a little bit like

34:06

that too, where it's hard for me to receive much

34:09

of anything, not much of anything,

34:11

but it's hard for me to receive like compliments,

34:14

or things

34:16

that are good about myself or anything like that.

34:19

I'm very much like receive

34:21

and throw one back, receive and throw type

34:24

of person. And I think

34:26

a lot of that, at least for me, is that,

34:30

you know, I don't want to take

34:33

too much, but I have no problem giving. And

34:36

I don't know exactly what that is. I don't

34:38

know, you know, because I also I didn't

34:41

have a bad father. I had no father. He

34:44

was somewhere else on the planet. So like,

34:46

I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but

34:49

yeah, there's something about like feeling

34:53

feeling like I can't actually like receive

34:55

compliments, receive like good things about

34:58

myself.

34:58

I think that requires a throtain level vulnerability.

35:01

It doesn't feel vulnerable because it is someone else

35:03

giving it to you, but it is because you're

35:05

opening yourself up to like that truth

35:07

and not deflecting it.

35:09

Or that you or that you don't have to give something back.

35:11

That it is sort of like I

35:13

know I always used to, like again, working

35:16

on being like a human being,

35:18

not a human doing that I don't have to do something

35:20

to be lovable, that you just are lovable, you

35:23

know what I mean?

35:23

That you don't have to do something to prove it.

35:25

It's like just who you are, which is interesting

35:27

that we chose this industry.

35:29

I think

35:32

something, yeah, yeah, yeah,

35:35

it's interesting. It's like I feel

35:38

like I've gotten better at it. But like I think you

35:41

can see the force field

35:43

go up when people start to and

35:46

it's like chemical and and

35:48

I mean I certainly feel like I've had that force field

35:51

in my younger years.

35:52

Oh yeah, I mean I still definitely have it. But I feel

35:55

like because I have same tough dad. Yeah,

35:57

girl, you

36:00

know, say

36:03

my dad in now his later

36:05

years in life, he's come a long

36:07

way. Yeah, what a fucking monster

36:09

he was. Now

36:12

that his testosterone has been like ooh, drop

36:14

down all of a sudden, he's like, was I bad?

36:17

And we're all like, yeah, now he does

36:19

a thing because he never complimented us growing up. He

36:21

was so rough, but like we're all trying to because

36:23

I can't receive compliments. I always get awkward. I'm always

36:25

like yeah, thank you, yes, But now he

36:28

doesn't, we all do a thing with him where

36:30

he really wants to be. You can tell

36:32

in his later life now he's like, I'm going to

36:34

have a good relationship with my kids and so he'll be

36:36

like, oh no, because

36:39

he's very Persian. I am very.

36:41

Proud of you. But you're

36:43

like, okay, but it's really funny.

36:46

And he like goes around and says it to all of us, like

36:48

he tries to say something nice to all of us, but you

36:50

can tell he's like it's so fun

36:54

but he's really trying, but it's hilarious.

36:56

It's like you have he's he's

36:58

he read a script online or how to

37:01

compliment your kids.

37:02

That doesn't feel to hear it.

37:04

I mean, honestly, I still just don't really

37:06

know what to do with it. You sound

37:08

crazy.

37:09

But the only comment with my dad ever gave me, he

37:11

was like, you know, you have

37:13

a very long neck. I

37:19

never noticed he was like a very long neck

37:21

and back in the day in order to

37:23

be a model like back in

37:25

the day, like the Swan.

37:27

Yeah, yeah, it was like a sign of like aristocracy,

37:31

you to have a very long

37:33

neck.

37:33

And I was like, thank you, dad.

37:37

No, he was built like a baby picture

37:44

Bobby Lee, but Swedish the

37:51

same body to body.

37:54

Yeah, yeah, that's fun nod

37:57

or like John Belushi looks like John Belushi.

38:00

Yeah.

38:01

Anyway, well, look, guys,

38:03

do you are you able to receive Katie, you had a good

38:05

dad. M.

38:10

I don't know.

38:11

I kind of I'm not I don't get like super

38:13

awkward, but I don't want to be like, oh my god, thank

38:15

you. I'm just kind of like, yeah,

38:18

cool, let's change the subject.

38:20

You know.

38:20

Yeah, I think it's interesting. I've been thinking as

38:22

we talk about this, that Joey chose a

38:25

sport where he gets served and then immediately

38:27

pushes it away.

38:28

Oh well,

38:33

tennis, because Doctor Banana and I are all

38:35

both becoming champions. And tennis

38:39

is an interesting thing because it's really just you.

38:41

So the battle is between you and your own

38:43

thoughts and it can make or

38:46

break. The mental game is like eighty

38:48

five. I mean, you need skills, but like you can

38:50

really sabotage or like,

38:53

I wonder how much

38:56

he would be hard on.

38:57

I'm sure, I'm sure. Yeah,

39:00

I'm sure he's very hard. It feels like the worst sport

39:02

he.

39:02

Could pick from somebody wired like he

39:04

is wired and like I said, he's good

39:06

at it means he's really torture.

39:08

Yes, he should have went into m

39:10

m A, Yes, he.

39:12

Should have went Yes, how

39:15

about they had the safe

39:17

word? They went to the watch parties and

39:19

the safe word pineapple

39:22

and platypus pineapples for swingers.

39:24

Right, pineapple is yeah,

39:27

pineapp You would put.

39:27

A pineapple outside your house?

39:29

Yeah, let people know. Yeah, yeah,

39:32

like pineapples.

39:34

If you.

39:37

Go on a cruise and you see a pineapple on

39:39

somebody's door, that means they on that crew

39:41

swinging.

39:42

Yes, that's

39:45

fine.

39:47

I literally have considered getting a pineapple.

39:49

Pattoo before.

39:55

Coming out as a swinge right now, Yes.

39:58

Boring monogamous person, get

40:02

the tattoo.

40:04

But there's so many pineapples outside of your house and you're

40:07

like, oh.

40:07

God, you

40:09

don't like about this episodes.

40:11

Your partner's waiting for the swing and like

40:13

there's so many when

40:16

is it gonna happen?

40:19

I like that Women Tell All. We can

40:21

really just get to know each other.

40:24

It's nice. I love the women women.

40:27

This Women Tell All was probably one of my

40:29

favorites as far as just the drama, because like

40:31

the dude I don't know dude fighting, they're

40:34

both boring.

40:35

Uh, it's just broie.

40:37

Uh.

40:37

But this one just it felt like w W.

40:40

Crow was in it.

40:41

The Crow was all right, we're gonna take

40:43

it quick, We're gonna take a quick break and we're going to

40:46

talk about the like the fucking the

40:49

m m a of it all, And here we are.

40:55

That's your love, and

40:57

it's for the money, grand

41:00

followers.

41:03

And we're back. All right. Look the Golden Bachelor

41:06

ladies. I'm happy for them, But

41:08

the only one I'm not sick of at this point is our

41:10

girl, Susan Jenner.

41:12

Yeah.

41:12

I don't think I could get sick of her.

41:14

I love her. She feels

41:16

authentic, Doctor Brenanda, are you sick

41:18

of asking?

41:19

If you're asking what I'm telling?

41:21

Well, first of all, Susan and Kathy

41:23

just got a podcast.

41:24

Yeah, Kathy, I could

41:27

do without. I love Susan.

41:28

Susan's great. And Susan makes sense because she's a wedding

41:30

officient, she's cool, she's fun,

41:32

she's a hair stylist. Yeah,

41:35

she loves Chris Jenner.

41:36

She should be that she loves Honestly, her

41:39

whole life would be the best Golden

41:41

Bachelorette, Like, why have they not? Just she's

41:44

made out with women, she's loved with women. She's

41:47

like, that's fine.

41:48

She was the only one who said that, right, Yeah.

41:50

She's just like she just feels

41:52

like a good time she is.

41:55

She's a lot of personality and she smile.

41:58

Yeah, she did all the other lady's

42:00

hair, drink.

42:02

Wine with her.

42:02

I love.

42:03

Yeah, she seems fun. And then Kathy is slightly

42:05

a little too thirsty and Sondra's

42:08

just a little too horny for me. Yeah,

42:12

they're both like. I feel like Susan is

42:14

a perfect middle balance.

42:16

Now we are not announcing the day yet.

42:18

Well, no, maybe we will. We're doing a bellhouse

42:21

show this far we are, and we're gonna

42:23

wanna come. We're doing it in October, and

42:26

I feel like it's gonna be during the Golden I

42:28

feel like a lot of those ladies must

42:30

live in the New Yorkersey like Jersey Long

42:33

Island. They gotta be Jersey Long Island.

42:35

I bet we could get some of the ask and ladies.

42:37

Oh look, let's be real. You know, Susan and Kathy have already

42:39

left their families, relocated to New York City

42:41

and are part of the Bachelor Nation, going

42:44

to all the bars together, kidnap, the revolve.

42:46

Yes, come to New York, Baby,

42:48

here we go.

42:49

Okay, so here it so let's talk about I'm sorry

42:52

you loved this, you loved

42:54

this wom untill all.

42:55

I loved it. I thought it was great.

42:56

What was your favorite part?

42:58

Like all the oh when when the every everybody

43:00

who, everybody who like has

43:03

something to say, somebody had a rebuttal

43:06

to them, like one I forget what

43:08

her name was, but she said something and then somebody

43:10

said something to her.

43:11

She was like, because I wanted to say it. What the fuck?

43:20

She was like, I don't care if I she said, I'll be from the

43:23

Dolly Lama. I think

43:25

that's a bad thing. She said, I'll be friend

43:27

whoever I want. I'll be from Maria. I'll be friend the Dolly

43:29

Lama. I'm like, good luck.

43:33

It felt like it felt like authentic fighting.

43:35

Yes, authentic fighting.

43:37

It was great.

43:38

My favorite part of the fighting.

43:41

Was how much people were

43:43

like, your tears are full of ship, Leo,

43:46

when you burn that letter, you're not a girl's girl.

43:48

And the crowd was like, yeah, so

43:50

mean to her.

43:51

I she's young, and I think she

43:54

is nice and doesn't want to hurt anyone. Doesn't

43:56

know how to set boundaries. You don't think she's nice because

43:58

she.

43:58

Said all that ship. During the season, it's like, you know

44:00

they're recording you. You know they're going to use this, Yeah,

44:03

you have some foresight.

44:05

No they don't, but I

44:07

don't.

44:08

They don't look I mean apparently

44:11

she's been trolled online, as has what's

44:13

her name the Sydney

44:16

Cysney them half Oh my god, yeah

44:19

yeah, oh so like, oh

44:21

my god, Rachel.

44:22

They hacked her Instagram, they hacked her socials.

44:25

Yeah, god forbid an interracial relationship

44:28

with twenty twenty four dude.

44:29

It's so wrong, like it's

44:32

so fucking wild.

44:33

It feels related to like what I don't know. I

44:35

feel like in general, social media has gotten way grosser,

44:38

like that are off the wagon. Yeah,

44:41

it feels like related to that maybe. Yeah,

44:44

I don't know.

44:45

Technical culture ladies.

44:47

I got a taxtics like why'd you guys get attack?

44:49

I know?

44:49

Oh yeah, I know.

44:51

I know.

44:51

Her family was so lovely and

44:54

like they were so welcoming, and

44:56

I thought, like I thought, like if I was

44:58

going to pick of what would be a fun hometown.

45:01

To go to, like that was the fun family

45:03

hometown.

45:04

Here's what I will say about that, though.

45:06

I think ABC didn't do them

45:08

any I know, like

45:10

budget whatever, but they by

45:13

bringing them to a rancho.

45:16

They fucked him over, like.

45:20

Fucking Cucamonga. I love

45:22

when I have to go there.

45:23

I don't know where it is. I literally know

45:26

the name.

45:27

Nobody knows where it is in the empire,

45:31

Like go to Hawaii, show that

45:33

it's okay that we're here and we

45:35

are in the like, don't bring them to Whitesville,

45:38

Whitey. I know.

45:39

So it makes sense that you're

45:41

having like basically like like a pig or like like

45:43

like if it's like a trig like it makes

45:46

sense where you are.

45:47

Like her culture matters to her part and

45:50

also a huge thing I forgot. I don't even know if I mentioned

45:52

this when we talked about this episode, but remember the

45:54

like uncle or cousin or some of the guy who was

45:56

they were doing the jumping on

45:58

the sticks. I love that. I'm sorry, I don't know what it

46:00

was called. But he would never in my life

46:03

have I heard someone say like, oh, well this

46:05

is actually from when Spain colonized

46:08

us and so and I was like, have I ever

46:10

heard anyone say colonized?

46:13

Ever?

46:13

People were triggered, you know, people were like, I

46:20

know, people have never done anything.

46:24

I know.

46:25

She I thought that was incredible.

46:27

God, I just felt so badly for her she's

46:29

so nice, she's

46:31

cool.

46:32

I really like Rachel so

46:35

pretty. I just I love her, like mark

46:37

on her forehead, like I just like I like looking

46:40

at her.

46:40

She clearly broke her jaw and still gave a

46:42

blowjob.

46:45

She she was also

46:47

so elegant to though, like you were in love with Joe

46:49

and she was so sweet, and she's like who wouldn't be like

46:51

who would have fallen loved?

46:53

Like she's got paradise.

46:55

She's such a catch that I hope

46:57

that, like I,

47:00

that she doesn't say to

47:02

herself like I'm cursed because she was like, well,

47:04

once again, I wasn't picked like she's

47:07

she's young enough that it's like no, like you're

47:09

fucking the whole package. She's

47:12

a woman, and I feel like it's like when

47:14

she gets so like when guys grow

47:16

up a little bit around her though, like like

47:19

when you know she's a little bit older, isn't

47:21

she like in her twenty Like when she's a little bit older,

47:24

Like she's such a put

47:26

together woman that maybe when her

47:28

peers are a little bit older, they'll be a little like

47:30

deal.

47:31

I think that's one of the reasons why Daisy was

47:33

probably my fourth favorite

47:36

out of the last four. Yeah, Maria

47:38

and Rachel felt more like

47:41

like women. They felt like, I mean, I'm

47:44

I often say I'm starting to get too old

47:46

to watch this show. Yeah, because I'm watching yeah

47:48

children fall in Love.

47:49

Yeah, yeah, they

47:52

used to be older though, like because now I was

47:54

like thirty five, Like they're older,

47:56

I mean they're younger now they're really young.

47:58

What's the name of the one that was like this was

48:00

crazy when happened in real time? She's like they said that I

48:03

actually look young or

48:05

like that I didn't look that old. Remember it was like in one

48:07

of the early Epodina that

48:10

woman has so much botox, Like yeah,

48:13

it's like, I'm sorry, how do you have that much botox? And then you're

48:15

mad that people say you don't look that old. That's

48:17

the whole point of getting botox, the whole point.

48:20

So she's thirty one, she's fine,

48:23

she's beautiful.

48:24

Beautiful hot on the show.

48:26

I know.

48:27

I know everyone's hot on the show.

48:29

We've met all of them and they're hot.

48:31

I know when you really see them in person, you're like, I

48:33

know, okay.

48:34

I am.

48:37

I thought I was put together, and we'll

48:39

go back to my troll, like okay.

48:42

Oh, I'm a freak.

48:44

I saw and I was like, I'm glad. I'm glad you

48:46

wasn't there. And I had

48:48

to beat a bachelor.

48:51

I know.

48:52

I used to think I could go in.

48:53

It was like yeah, you're like no,

48:56

no, I'd be like the fun friend, she's

48:58

fun. I'd get like a no, you know what I mean,

49:01

like, wait, buddy, buddy

49:05

here so

49:09

brave she's jokes or you're so brave

49:11

your face. It's the long neck

49:13

of yours. I mean, I know, for the neck.

49:15

I thought you were a model and I saw that neckwalk in.

49:19

You the person they wanted to play video games that, oh

49:22

my god, and then it won't me. They just wanted

49:24

to like play play with my ship.

49:26

Yeah, so then we have

49:28

So people were like Leah your

49:30

tears, like I'm sorry that Leah got bullied

49:33

online. However, I did feel like her tears

49:35

felt performative, and I liked that the women were

49:37

like, no, baitch the fire. Then you weren't

49:39

in a girl's girl. She was mean about Maria.

49:42

You poses a girl's girl.

49:44

And the girls girls let other girls use their

49:46

curling iron and then don't complain about

49:49

it.

49:49

Also, by the end, they were all so I think

49:51

they were all watching like, oh, Maria's bachelorette.

49:55

We're afraid of Maria. So then they're

49:57

all like, let me kiss the ring of Maria so I

49:59

can get brought.

50:00

Back her mob and the audience like, oh,

50:02

the audience was very promo.

50:06

Was the dad in the audience.

50:10

She said that there was a hit out on Joey. I

50:13

enjoyed that.

50:13

That was funny. That was funny.

50:16

She should be fun I also loved it was

50:18

clearly she was the face. Yeah, like

50:20

you know, I'm a wrestling fan, so you know you have baby

50:23

faces and heels. It was clear she was

50:25

the baby face of that night. Yes, like

50:27

people have signs for like everything.

50:30

She said, the crowd was on her side.

50:32

This is crazy.

50:34

She's so hot and Kelsey's so hot, and both

50:36

of them are not like in

50:38

the world that we're in now with TikTok and everything,

50:41

like like the way that people have gotten so good

50:43

at makeup and contract they're very

50:45

just natural, like.

50:46

They're just like just good bones.

50:48

I'm just hot and I get throwing whatever

50:50

dress and they look like they haven't done work.

50:52

No, they're just like hot. Yeah,

50:56

they're just like I just jumped out of the ocean. I got

50:58

a little salt in my hair. I threw on the dress, and I'm hot.

51:01

Maybe I filled my brows a little bit with a pencil.

51:03

Like they're just like they don't have to do anythings.

51:07

They're gorgeous and they're like and again, once

51:09

again shadow. Everybody's in a black heel. Nobody's

51:12

in a stiletto.

51:12

Is do we not that tall?

51:14

They're all in a little black heel except

51:16

for Maria.

51:19

Rachel was wearing what looked like, Rachel,

51:26

you're.

51:27

Five eleven, are you really?

51:28

Yeah?

51:29

Yeah, but most people think I'm tall, but I'm

51:31

a woman.

51:32

All right, I couldn't

51:34

possibly be tall.

51:36

What are you talking about? What I

51:39

loved a Duena saying she

51:42

never liked Maria.

51:43

I was quiet, and I observed I speak

51:46

up the truth and you make up ship. I'm like,

51:48

thank you. She had

51:50

notes sut

51:52

Maria about Sydney, about

51:54

Sydney, and and

51:57

then Maria said, I

51:59

mean this is where Maria lost me a little bit when

52:01

she's like, I never said shut up. I know,

52:03

no, I said zip it.

52:05

I'm like, that is that's the same thing,

52:08

like, yeah, zipp.

52:11

Knows when people do that when they like

52:14

specific zip it is really rude.

52:17

What you mean, yeah, what you

52:19

said. Don't get into semantics because.

52:22

We probably agreed that Jess probably needed to zip

52:24

it. So just feel like, yeah, I shouldn't have said

52:26

that. We were like, yeah, you're she

52:29

was.

52:29

Lauren from Philly would have been like I told you, I

52:31

didn't you.

52:32

I said, you.

52:35

Go fuck yourself.

52:38

You.

52:39

I hope you die. I hope you get hit by a

52:41

moving train. It's

52:44

not the same.

52:45

If they cut to Laurence smoking a cigarette,

52:47

who was accredimal I was

52:50

shucked off.

52:51

Her sister didn't say anything, probably

52:54

like you should. Yeah, she's like I said

52:57

it, and I'd say that was so fun.

52:59

I just said, I think because like my husband's from phillyam

53:01

and Eagles fance, Like I wish Lauren

53:03

had been on for longer. She wasn't for that world,

53:06

and I understand.

53:07

That she felt like a forty five year old

53:09

divorce. It was Mara on

53:11

The Bachelor, like, you know,

53:14

like mom wife. Asthetics in right now,

53:16

Like give me like a fur cove, give me like

53:18

a Drea de Matteo, like bikini, long,

53:20

gold nails, like give me giant glasses.

53:22

She's perfect I followed her on Instagram because I

53:24

was like, I need more of your Energy's a nicon. I love her.

53:27

So then we have okay,

53:30

uh Lea goes. I think you're a wonderful

53:32

woman. Then I think Maria knew she got a little

53:34

feisy so that she went and made up. Then

53:37

we see the Joey shirtless playing

53:39

ping pong for a hot second, and

53:43

then then you

53:45

know, basically we get to that, We

53:47

get to Tuloom, he's super rattled, We

53:49

do the we do the rose

53:52

ceremony at another

53:55

snote.

53:56

A trigger Rachel a little.

53:57

Yeah, and then and then and

54:00

then she got cut and then they brought her out

54:02

to chat. She was like, did you like that?

54:04

Did you like watching that?

54:05

She got like that? You cried?

54:07

I thought she was fun.

54:08

Yeah, I thought she was fine.

54:11

And she was like, you know, I

54:13

wanted to date my dad, but now I want to date my dad

54:15

in Joey like I had

54:17

a nice dad. I want to be treated like my

54:19

dad, and now I want to be cheated like my dad and Joey, Yeah,

54:23

I.

54:23

Could see a worl was she I

54:25

don't think she will be because she probably doesn't

54:28

want to be on television anymore. I thought,

54:30

I hate she's getting but I could see a whora where

54:32

she could be the next bachelorette as well.

54:35

I thought about that too.

54:36

Yeah, things like I feel like, I

54:39

feel like she didn't get a good edit, Like

54:41

I feel like we didn't get to see a lot on her

54:43

personality, and that worries

54:45

me. Yeah, I don't think she Yeah, like

54:48

I cause I feel like what we saw last night, like she

54:50

was fun and she like seemed

54:52

to be chiller, and then what we saw and

54:54

I don't know if it.

54:55

Was just the stress of the show or the edit that she

54:57

got.

54:58

So where's that fantasy?

54:59

Sweet? Date was the least fun date I've ever seen

55:01

in my life.

55:02

Yeah, that was not a fun day. You

55:04

had to go to the hospital.

55:05

But then even afterwards, like she couldn't shake

55:08

it.

55:08

Yeah, which which I guess.

55:13

I get that too.

55:13

I would have been here too. I would be like, it's

55:16

when you feel like you're scrambling to play catch up

55:18

to even just get at the baseline of normal.

55:20

I know that feeling, and.

55:21

You're like fuck, and time is

55:23

limited and so much of it's already gone to this like chaotic

55:26

thing.

55:27

And you know you're first and instead of like making

55:29

out in the sonoe, you're like in a hospital.

55:31

Yeah.

55:32

But she was even weird when they kissed on the beginning

55:34

of the sonate. She she's like, okay, another one, Okay,

55:37

let's jump in. Like

55:40

Kelsey was like, wow, look at the turtle.

55:42

Why it

55:45

was tight before the jaw got hit.

55:47

Yeah, but I wonder if that was also

55:50

because just as someone who's jumped into ane,

55:52

yeah, if I may, Yeah,

55:55

kind of a nerve wrecking experience.

55:56

No, I wouldn't want to do it.

55:57

I wouldn't want to do it, So I wonder how much that was nerves

56:00

too.

56:00

I don't want to jump at this.

56:01

Note of a bunch of sticks.

56:04

Yeah, that's a weird thing to do before

56:06

you're about to fuck me. I

56:09

don't want to do this before I want to get let's

56:12

just go fuck, yeah.

56:15

Exactly.

56:17

That you know you're gonna fuck, Like it's not

56:20

like, oh, how is this day gonna end? Like

56:22

for the first time ever and you both

56:24

know where it ends.

56:25

That is weird exactly, Like it's weirdness

56:27

on top of weirdness. And then again the job.

56:30

Yep, okay, anything else from the

56:32

women tell all?

56:36

I mean, oh,

56:39

I was just thinking, Okay, so the Joey with the him

56:42

being in his head, he goes.

56:44

He says to her kind

56:46

of scolding, I told

56:48

you my biggest fear. I

56:51

don't want to feel like I give everything.

56:53

I feel bad. She's like she

56:56

didn't quite go as I.

56:57

Wanted it to go.

56:58

I just I feel like it looks like he looked

57:00

like he was about to cry. The first

57:03

one that he gave the rose to

57:05

is Daisy, of course, and then

57:08

and then but it almost

57:10

felt like he's already He's already

57:12

out.

57:13

It feels like it feels like he checked out.

57:16

And who knows on Kelsey and who knows

57:18

what it'll be. But it

57:20

was weird. It was such a weird. It's just like she didn't

57:22

do anything, but I didn't do anything. Yeah, I get it. There

57:25

was a dumb note like and we all know why

57:27

she was the producers and ship.

57:28

But once it was clear, like

57:30

she came and said like, look,

57:33

I mean if it was me, yeah, if I was worried,

57:35

and then she came in the room, it was like, I just want.

57:37

To tell you I missed you. I'd fuck her

57:39

again. Yeah, yeah,

57:46

I'd be like, oh thank god, let's go to bed.

57:49

I'm not gonna be mad.

57:50

Like weird

57:53

Jack the night honey, evil girl.

57:56

He checked out, he's done. It's

57:58

weird when you I, I've dated people

58:00

who you don't realize

58:03

there's like an invisible test that you don't even

58:05

know that you entered, and you're like, oh, I

58:07

failed an assignment that I didn't even

58:09

know I was turning in.

58:11

Like when you don't even know that

58:13

you're doing it.

58:14

Yeah, that's hard. And sometime sometimes

58:16

I forget these children are children. They're young. Yeah,

58:19

like you know, not saying that's an

58:21

excuse, but like they are young. They are young,

58:23

and they don't.

58:25

Have experienced in some of these things. But where

58:28

I take that away is you

58:30

are the Bachelor. This is your second time. Yes,

58:33

you know you got It's not like it's not

58:35

like you get cut week one and now you experienced

58:37

it, like you got this far before you know how.

58:39

This is bruh.

58:40

And again you're about to go devastate

58:43

two or three more people's lives in the next

58:45

forty eight hours, Right, get over it and

58:48

get over it.

58:49

Well, we're gonna take

58:51

a quick break and we're gonna come back, and we're gonna guess

58:53

what happens and the week,

59:00

Oh.

59:03

I need a sexual time out.

59:08

And we're back. Okay, So we see

59:11

him crying.

59:14

We see a

59:16

rose still on the on the

59:18

thing he had to leave the Octagon

59:21

last night to not watch because it's so trigger

59:24

warning for him.

59:24

He couldn't rewatch it.

59:27

Like, okay, relax.

59:28

We see him getting alone into a

59:30

suburban and get like taking off

59:32

his blazer and getting driven

59:35

away and going I don't think that's ever happened

59:37

before. Now we've

59:40

heard that. I think he's with somebody.

59:42

I mean, I think so, because he seems happy

59:45

in everything post.

59:46

But so, what do you think happens

59:49

next week? Doctor Banan?

59:51

I'll start with you.

59:53

Oh gosh, okay, God, I've

59:55

thought about this so much.

59:56

I know you have.

59:57

I honestly can't wait to see this finale to to

1:00:00

get this. I need to get this whole situation off

1:00:02

my chest.

1:00:03

I think I need Eastern I

1:00:06

need Easter.

1:00:07

I needs.

1:00:09

What happens.

1:00:10

I wanted to be like five years from now where the ship

1:00:12

comes out about what exactly, because it will have time,

1:00:15

will what's happened between

1:00:17

Christmas and now, like the Crown will

1:00:19

be doing another season.

1:00:20

We're going to get the crown.

1:00:23

Thought he was, there's

1:00:25

gonna be one more season. Also

1:00:28

the like the BBC on high alert that there's

1:00:30

gonna be a press conference and then and the half flag,

1:00:32

the half masked flag on Sunday.

1:00:34

The blue balls of it all.

1:00:36

Yes, okay, going

1:00:38

back? Okay, doctor Banana, there's I

1:00:41

can't wait for time to pass and

1:00:43

we find out what happened? Okay,

1:00:46

doctor BB's.

1:00:46

What do you on this one?

1:00:49

On this thing that our mystery Scooby Doo

1:00:51

Club, what do you think happens?

1:00:54

Joey picks Kitin, I'm choking.

1:00:56

Megan Markle American Orchard,

1:00:58

Riviera, Monda's you know, Jams

1:01:00

preserves Jelly's hashtag TM.

1:01:03

She's positioning herself to be the new Oprah.

1:01:05

Okay, sorry, I'm getting distracted. I love their friendship.

1:01:08

Yes, I know, God are they friends?

1:01:10

Were you silent?

1:01:11

Okay?

1:01:12

Silent or silent?

1:01:15

Kate?

1:01:15

Come on, you're the interview have Okay?

1:01:20

Do you have a fantasy that Kate Middleton is able

1:01:22

to secretly escape England?

1:01:24

She and Megan.

1:01:25

The media try to pit them against each other, but they're not

1:01:27

actually against each other.

1:01:29

The trauma bond.

1:01:30

Theyre the only people who actually understand what they've been through.

1:01:32

She gets to live with them and they all become friends with

1:01:34

Oprah.

1:01:35

Wow, she is monicito

1:01:40

Tyler Perry's home and they

1:01:43

hate her. Will's and Harry

1:01:46

hate each other. She's played

1:01:48

along too, but if she got burned,

1:01:50

she got Diana. You can't win.

1:01:52

No, no, no no.

1:01:53

I thought Megan got Diana this whole time, which she

1:01:55

also did.

1:01:56

They both got Diana.

1:01:57

Kate, you're gonna get Diana, okay, doctor

1:02:00

say we're back.

1:02:00

Well look, here's a good thing is that since

1:02:04

the Diana accident happens, CCTV

1:02:06

has really blown up in London, so there is no

1:02:09

tunnel. They can cause an accident in without us

1:02:11

know Incoe, but I feel it will be.

1:02:13

I'm sorry then, I don't. I don't agree with

1:02:16

you. I think they have such a lockdown. How could they release

1:02:18

this one photo video at this fruit stand

1:02:20

with these extras kind of ignoring them.

1:02:22

Kensington Palace has been deemed by other news

1:02:24

sources like AP and Reuters and not reliable.

1:02:27

So much it doesn't matter why, But

1:02:30

then why is nobody like being like that's

1:02:32

not Kate Middleton?

1:02:33

There is on Twitter?

1:02:34

I know I know I know the.

1:02:36

Press, and I to

1:02:38

clear out the face and be like, clearly it's.

1:02:40

Not no, no, But I feel like I feel like the press

1:02:42

in England is still protecting them.

1:02:44

Because the press is getting upset. You're seeing the turn.

1:02:46

They can't fully turn day one. It's

1:02:48

a one step out of time. They're starting to like

1:02:51

pull random things.

1:02:52

Is this woman that they got because

1:02:54

somebody's gonna be like, yeah, that's my friend Ronda,

1:02:57

right, you know what I mean, that's him.

1:02:59

I think it is him, but I'm not even like one hundred percent

1:03:01

on that.

1:03:02

Okay, I think she's dead.

1:03:04

I was wonderful.

1:03:05

I don't think she's dead dead,

1:03:08

And it's up.

1:03:09

And they and it takes time to

1:03:11

get plastic surgery to heal for

1:03:14

the new Cape Middleton.

1:03:17

That that one Spanish I saw this

1:03:20

thing that that Spanish Spanish places keeps

1:03:22

being.

1:03:22

Like she's in an induced.

1:03:24

Coma, YadA YadA, yeah, And apparently

1:03:26

like.

1:03:27

Kensing Palace like came out and was like no, no, that's

1:03:29

not true.

1:03:29

And everyone's like, it's honestly weird that they responded

1:03:32

because normally they do not.

1:03:34

Don't explain anything, don't complain.

1:03:36

Don't complax what else what

1:03:38

I do?

1:03:40

Why that start

1:03:42

called the drain?

1:03:44

Feel the pain? Make it read I

1:03:47

like photo shop. I messed up.

1:03:48

It's like, no, that was probably

1:03:51

not herr

1:03:54

that is not her.

1:03:55

That was not her?

1:03:56

O god, Okay, okay, doctor bat,

1:04:02

I'm sorry. The

1:04:05

boy Rose's son was in

1:04:08

PRIs King Charles's coordination

1:04:12

was just like William's son. And she

1:04:16

has five kids and that's the only one. But they're saying the

1:04:18

daughter is one of is actually his child,

1:04:21

but there be another queen that

1:04:23

would be fun. I keep going,

1:04:25

Okay, got back to the Bachelor

1:04:28

so hard.

1:04:29

Okay, I think, yes, I

1:04:31

do think in the end it's Kelsey, but I don't think

1:04:33

it happens at the Rose ceremony, final

1:04:36

Rose ceremony. I think something

1:04:38

happens where either Daisy. I don't

1:04:40

think it's Daisy for some reason. I don't know why. I

1:04:43

think maybe Daisy either breaks

1:04:46

up with him.

1:04:48

Sorry. I was just texting with my

1:04:50

friend, the head of RuPaul drag Race

1:04:52

England, and I was like, you need to get on the BBC and

1:04:54

he just texted me, well, is it Kate? Do we

1:04:56

need to get a new hobby?

1:04:58

Yes?

1:04:58

And the answer is no, do not need to get a new

1:05:00

hobby.

1:05:01

It's not Kate.

1:05:02

Let's make a video that's going to be on her. Okay,

1:05:04

look here we go.

1:05:05

Look in the middle of the podcast right now,

1:05:07

and we're talking about Kate Middleton.

1:05:09

That's all we've been talking about.

1:05:11

That's not her, that's not

1:05:13

her. That's her. What's

1:05:18

that?

1:05:18

Anything is wrong?

1:05:19

The gate is wrong. Why is she holding groceries?

1:05:21

She did not

1:05:24

ask me.

1:05:25

I don't think that's Will either.

1:05:26

You don't think that's Will.

1:05:27

Look, he just looks chubbier. It's like cheeks.

1:05:33

I don't know about you, but if I was going through all this stuff,

1:05:35

I wouldn't be eaten. I don't think she will

1:05:39

Will I think sometimes.

1:05:42

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree, agree are Okay,

1:05:44

we're back. Okay, say it

1:05:47

again. Sorry Bachelor, what's happening?

1:05:49

Okay, we have Daisy and Kelsey.

1:05:52

I think Daisy doesn't get

1:05:56

with like dumps him at the end.

1:05:58

Wait, so he's the she's the final Rose.

1:06:00

You think he cuts Kelsey first?

1:06:02

No, I think he's going to pick Kelsey.

1:06:05

But what I think for some reason, Daisy

1:06:08

beats him to dumb that's fine,

1:06:10

which then throws off his game because

1:06:13

he can't handle any rejection. And

1:06:16

then I don't know what happens between him

1:06:19

and Kelsey, but I always go back. I keep saying

1:06:21

it to that conversation where Kelsey says, you you

1:06:23

either have you have to be a one hundred percent sure before

1:06:26

you pick me, because that's how I want it. I

1:06:28

won't say yes unless you're a hundred percent sure. I

1:06:30

feel like maybe I don't know. He lets

1:06:32

it drop that Kelsey dumped him or

1:06:34

something or sorry, Daisy dumped him.

1:06:37

I don't know, maybe not, and that fucks

1:06:39

Kelsey up and she can't say yes to him, and so

1:06:42

they all walk away, and then afterward

1:06:45

he gets with Kelsey after they sort of reconcile.

1:06:47

Okay, all right, jack Keys,

1:06:50

what do you think I have one of

1:06:52

two theories that one is actually one of mine

1:06:57

for this. I do think like one

1:07:00

my the fun theory, the

1:07:03

drama theory is that one. You

1:07:05

know, like he picks Daisy.

1:07:08

She says no, he picks Daisy and

1:07:10

Kelsey is his consolation prize.

1:07:12

Okay, so that's different.

1:07:13

So it's not so much or not

1:07:15

so much picked Daisy, but like Daisy.

1:07:18

Says, no, jay z pre dumps

1:07:20

him before he.

1:07:21

Yes, Daisy says, I can't do

1:07:23

this before he can like

1:07:25

say anything.

1:07:26

Then he's so fucked up that he is

1:07:29

his consolation.

1:07:30

And then she's like, why are you so fucked up? Yes,

1:07:32

and you had to be one hundred.

1:07:34

However, yes, my

1:07:37

I've been watching reality TV for years.

1:07:39

Answer is ABC

1:07:43

put an edit together that like he

1:07:45

said no to Daisy, she got emotional,

1:07:48

and then he got emotional because he didn't like to

1:07:50

see her hurt and he had to take a dry before

1:07:52

he could come and say yesterday.

1:07:56

Yeah, like I don't.

1:07:58

Have to get his ship together and get his ship

1:08:00

together. He was not there but at the hotel

1:08:03

or something.

1:08:03

Yeah, I think he even comes back and yeah,

1:08:06

couple weeks later kind of thing. No, like like thirty

1:08:08

minutes later.

1:08:11

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, what do you think,

1:08:13

Test Barker?

1:08:14

Okay, I'm starting from a place of I

1:08:16

feel like, as someone who watches a lot of reality

1:08:18

TV, the letter in the door thing

1:08:21

was such artifice and was such a producer move that

1:08:23

it's to me, clearly a producer. Red Herring.

1:08:26

I think that it's for sure going to beat Kelsey,

1:08:28

Like that was just artificial drama. Because clearly

1:08:30

the two of them. Okay, so

1:08:33

this is not the most exciting, but I think we might have

1:08:35

a traditional roast ceremony.

1:08:37

Then what's him driving off alone with the jacket

1:08:39

off? He can't watch.

1:08:40

You don't know what's going to happen.

1:08:41

I think that's the turmoil before that, you know, the

1:08:44

mid days having get rid of day.

1:08:46

Yeah, what's the name?

1:08:48

Jesse kept saying, We've never seen anything.

1:08:51

Like that, and he was like, I don't when

1:08:59

I rise up, Whitney High, rise up. Her

1:09:01

theory is that he drops

1:09:03

the ring in the sand and loses the ring.

1:09:07

That was.

1:09:12

Okay, Katie, what that's Whitney high Hurney

1:09:14

hive, Katie, what do you think is

1:09:16

Katie Honey? I think he's gonna end

1:09:19

up with Daisy.

1:09:20

I don't know how. I

1:09:22

just like, I think this Kelsey thing might

1:09:24

have like.

1:09:25

Fucked Gemini Gemini evil

1:09:28

twin.

1:09:29

Which wasn't her fault.

1:09:30

I think it was the producer hag and producers.

1:09:33

But I do think he just has had like a slightly

1:09:37

better connection with Doacy the whole time, Like it

1:09:39

just he feels safe by her, not

1:09:41

natural, just relaxed.

1:09:44

Yeah, just like I don't know just

1:09:46

I guess natural, yeah, like the just like click immediately.

1:09:50

I don't know why he's freaking out, but I

1:09:53

hope it is that he dropped the ring, because that would.

1:09:55

Be witty

1:09:57

high rise up, Okay, I

1:10:00

I think.

1:10:03

I do think it's gonna be Daisy. I want

1:10:05

it to be Kelsey.

1:10:06

And I think it's gonna be Daisy because

1:10:09

in the same way that he shuts down

1:10:12

when people say I love you, Daisy

1:10:14

was a little harder like kitty

1:10:16

Cat to capture, but then once she was in, she was

1:10:19

in. And I think her trust

1:10:21

in him sharing something

1:10:24

so vulnerable and so tender that

1:10:28

she felt made her unlovable

1:10:30

or undateable, and that she

1:10:33

shared it with him and it felt sincere,

1:10:36

and that he was very as

1:10:38

he's good when other people share their stuff.

1:10:41

I think it makes him feel good and it makes

1:10:43

him lean more lean in towards her to

1:10:45

make sure she still feels good, and

1:10:48

that like, I think he likes that.

1:10:51

I do think that he likes to feel like needed.

1:10:53

Yeah, I think he likes that. I think he likes that

1:10:55

he makes her feel good, So

1:10:58

I think he needs that to be super

1:11:00

horned like in some ways, Kelsey's almost like such

1:11:03

a bombshell and so like that he'll be like, she's

1:11:05

gonna live, I can't, you know, like, and I

1:11:07

think that he. I think he feels

1:11:09

like protective of Daisy in a manner

1:11:12

that like she let her guard down

1:11:14

in a way with him that she hasn't with anybody

1:11:16

and he knows that, and I think he likes that.

1:11:18

So what's the drive away?

1:11:19

So what is the drive away?

1:11:23

She might say, no, that's that

1:11:25

could cause yes, here's the only

1:11:28

reason I don't think it's a no is

1:11:31

because that they foreshadowed

1:11:34

it too much.

1:11:34

They shadow everything.

1:11:37

They also have like every single fever

1:11:41

and they're all fake are they?

1:11:42

Yes, every single and they're like, I've

1:11:44

had the best journey of my life. But yeah,

1:11:47

I never thought it was gonna get this gay.

1:11:50

It's always a fake out every year.

1:11:52

Like I'm interested. One is a fan,

1:11:55

do this, somebody, somebody who is a fan

1:11:57

of the show, do this. Go back and look

1:11:59

at the end of every tell all

1:12:02

and tell us how many times Jesse Palmer

1:12:04

or a hostess said get your tissues

1:12:06

out.

1:12:07

This is gonna be a tear jerker.

1:12:08

Okay.

1:12:09

At every preview, I'm sitting there with

1:12:11

the most stoic face.

1:12:12

Okay, however, I will there's

1:12:15

been a few wild ones. We

1:12:17

had the Colt and jump in the fence was wild.

1:12:19

It was as wild as the the

1:12:22

Rachel Peter saying I

1:12:24

can't marry you, I'll be your boyfriend, and her pissed

1:12:27

and then like refusing to go and there's

1:12:29

Brian like dry like she's up on the top

1:12:32

of that windy Spanish hill.

1:12:33

Like that was a weird one.

1:12:35

We have the already Airbnb walk

1:12:38

about after he picked Becca and

1:12:40

then they followed him home with like his now

1:12:42

bribe Like there have been some weird

1:12:44

switch ruse the Clay

1:12:47

Tour bullshit, like you know all

1:12:49

that stuff. So there's been some weird, unpredictable.

1:12:51

Line this season every single time,

1:12:54

like last night with the fucking leg It's

1:12:57

been a fake out, yes, and that's

1:12:59

why I'm kind of like an don't trust you guys, yes,

1:13:02

saying a lot drama.

1:13:04

Okay, I hope Whitney

1:13:06

High Rise Up is actually accurate. It was

1:13:08

Whitney's birthday yesterday, Happy birthday,

1:13:11

Happy birthday, Whitney.

1:13:13

Okay, so can we find it?

1:13:16

Because I was on the draft. I

1:13:18

did the draft as sketch fest.

1:13:21

Yes, who did I say?

1:13:22

Yes?

1:13:23

Was gonna be? Do we have that anywhere

1:13:25

here? Okay?

1:13:26

So you have great Rachel

1:13:28

is your number one? Okay, that's in

1:13:31

number two? Okay, Medina number no?

1:13:34

Okay not Kelsey A is the

1:13:36

bachelorette?

1:13:38

Okay?

1:13:38

Okay?

1:13:39

Which one was?

1:13:41

Okay?

1:13:42

All right?

1:13:43

Okay?

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1:16:47

we also have we also

1:16:49

have Tyler and with us our

1:16:52

logan, our cruise ships.

1:16:53

So that's nice.

1:16:54

What are you excited to find out about the bros?

1:16:56

I want to know. I want to know what really

1:16:59

happened on that COVID ship. Yeah.

1:17:03

I want to know if I had more sex on that

1:17:05

COVID ship than they did.

1:17:09

That's fun.

1:17:10

I actually asked Logan like, okay, bro what happened?

1:17:12

Yeah?

1:17:13

And if we have to ask am backstage, we will get backstage.

1:17:16

I want to tell get in trouble for you.

1:17:18

We'll ask him backstage. We'll ask a backstage.

1:17:20

Our brother in Christ, what happened?

1:17:22

Our brother in Christ would happen? So Doctor

1:17:25

Banana, if people want to participate, how can

1:17:27

they play in post of the week.

1:17:29

You can either at me on Twitter on

1:17:32

at Ana host h O S S

1:17:34

N I E h.

1:17:35

Yes.

1:17:36

Please when you tag me, please include

1:17:38

hashtag w y A t R because sometimes

1:17:41

Twitter is, you know, clearly being held

1:17:43

together by sticks at this point.

1:17:44

And if you're like, I don't want to be on Twitter, how

1:17:46

can I do this not on Twitter?

1:17:50

Yeah, you can threads

1:17:52

me, which is my same

1:17:54

as my Instagram at selling host

1:17:56

Na. And then also if you don't have

1:17:58

threads either and you don't want to get so, you can honestly just

1:18:00

DM me your tweets.

1:18:02

We don't care where it.

1:18:03

Comes to equal opportunity. All

1:18:05

right, here we go. We're gonna narrow it down to

1:18:08

two. All right, are you guys ready,

1:18:10

I'm gonna start with our two threads ones.

1:18:12

I'll just do one threads ones.

1:18:13

Okay.

1:18:14

This is on threads from Stoner Chicks

1:18:16

podcast Kelsey A

1:18:18

thinking we need to talk as a cute little

1:18:21

note in such a cop daughter

1:18:23

energy her both

1:18:25

of her parents were military

1:18:27

cops. Okay, uh.

1:18:31

This is from Lazy B at Lazy B

1:18:33

two. Wait, Lauren

1:18:35

was the one who said told lead or shut the fuck up.

1:18:38

I love that she said it and isn't sorry,

1:18:40

and I love even more than the big drama started

1:18:42

because someone couldn't tell the other contestants

1:18:44

apart. Yeah so good.

1:18:49

This is from Erica and Erica thirty four.

1:18:51

Viewer Sydney's saying she prides

1:18:53

herself on being honest is like Boeing claiming

1:18:55

they make the safest play. This

1:19:00

is about Leslie from a batchelor

1:19:02

like Golden Bachelorette Erica at Erica

1:19:05

thirty for viewer Sea hag Leslie

1:19:07

watching the promar for next week, please

1:19:10

with her work. This

1:19:15

is from Erica dropping a weendy

1:19:17

to talk note in my partner's lunch tomorrow

1:19:20

to see what type of response I get. Yeah,

1:19:28

OK, about how funny Jesse Palmer

1:19:31

was in the tennis thing with his mouth going,

1:19:33

It was funny funny. This is from Chyanne Constant

1:19:36

a tricksy firecracker. Is the fever?

1:19:39

Is it the fever that I'm trying to break?

1:19:40

Or was Zaddie Palmer's tennis instructor

1:19:43

just randomly standing shirtless?

1:19:47

This is from Erica.

1:19:49

Star is chiming in a lot for a person

1:19:51

I've never seen before?

1:19:54

A thought no

1:19:56

airtime.

1:19:57

I was like, which one's that?

1:19:58

This is our justice?

1:19:59

Puls made it Justice bade the that

1:20:02

we need to talk note had a worse payoff

1:20:04

than my investments in ft X.

1:20:07

All right, what are our top two?

1:20:11

I liked the bowing one.

1:20:12

I like the bowing one.

1:20:13

I like the blowing one.

1:20:14

I kind of like the partner's lunch and bo okay,

1:20:18

all right, here we go. First one is Erica

1:20:21

at Erica thirty four viewer dropping a

1:20:23

we need to talk note to my partner's lunch tomorrow

1:20:25

to see what type of response I get, or

1:20:28

say that she's gonna win either way. Erica,

1:20:32

she prides herself on being honest, is like Boeing

1:20:34

claiming they make the safest planes, safest

1:20:36

planes. Or we need to talk. I'm gonna go planes, jackies,

1:20:40

doctor b.

1:20:40

I'm gonna go planes.

1:20:41

Planes, all right, planes, It is Erica. You want

1:20:44

yourself?

1:20:44

I will say. Eric was on fire.

1:20:46

Eric is on fire. She wanted that.

1:20:48

She wanted that.

1:20:49

Fucking uh you want you can

1:20:51

email us your failing address at rosepodcast

1:20:53

at gmail dot com. If you want your own Crown, go to

1:20:56

uh uh sleep Crown dot com.

1:20:58

Backslash w y a t R with

1:21:00

the promo code XO XO for discounter

1:21:03

free shipping. Well, okay,

1:21:05

what a lovely I feel

1:21:07

like we really went through something.

1:21:09

We did and what it was

1:21:11

the Royal family, fine

1:21:13

day on it.

1:21:15

Okay, what's your final take on where Kate is?

1:21:18

I think that she's I'm going to say in Santa Barbara

1:21:20

with the kids at the Moxie Children's Museum.

1:21:22

Do you think she's gonna get a divorce?

1:21:24

Do you think a divorce and.

1:21:25

It's already happened is just a matter of how this insane

1:21:28

family announces it?

1:21:28

All right?

1:21:29

What do you think the announcements is? What do you think the news

1:21:31

is going to be when they give news? Is Kate getting a divorce?

1:21:34

I think Kate is going to come and

1:21:36

she's going to say we're happy together,

1:21:39

and midway through her speech, her voice

1:21:41

modulator is going to change her old voice

1:21:43

modulator for who she was before she got

1:21:45

plastic surgery.

1:21:46

Okay, great, a different person. Say let's

1:21:49

say Kate some woman that they turned into

1:21:51

Kate because you realize that technical

1:21:54

do you feel like real Kate is no longer

1:21:56

goss?

1:21:57

Okay, doctor Bananna, what do you think

1:21:59

divorce?

1:22:00

What do you think? Where do you do you think divorce?

1:22:02

What do you think?

1:22:03

My real answers. I think she's in sort of a medical

1:22:06

situation.

1:22:06

My my, my.

1:22:07

What I want answer, yes, is

1:22:09

that she's gone girl to his ass, and she's

1:22:12

she's got demands and she's going to

1:22:14

white knuckle her way through being the queen

1:22:16

of that goddam She

1:22:19

is going to literally, I'm

1:22:22

just saying, if she does not become queen, I

1:22:24

bet she kills William. I

1:22:27

just see this, The strain in

1:22:30

her eyes when she was present publicly

1:22:32

was giving like this motherfucker.

1:22:35

Yeah.

1:22:35

So I think Look, her kids

1:22:38

are so adorable. They look like little like the.

1:22:43

Royal Yeah, you know.

1:22:44

So, I just think like they had so much potential,

1:22:47

and I don't think she's just gonna let it go.

1:22:49

Okay, Katie, do you think divorce? What do

1:22:51

you think?

1:22:52

I do?

1:22:53

I do worry that there's something medically wrong with

1:22:55

her that he did to her. You think

1:22:57

he did it?

1:22:58

I mean maybe I don't know, or something's

1:23:00

going on, but I would

1:23:03

love that if he if she was like gone girling

1:23:05

him and or she's in Monacito with

1:23:08

Harry and naked.

1:23:09

Yeah, I think

1:23:12

she pissed. I think she's pissed somewhere.

1:23:14

I think she's pissed.

1:23:15

I hope she's in Monacito and maybe she's gone

1:23:17

girling him from there and she's just like, I'm

1:23:19

gonna fucking take you.

1:23:20

She's gonna be queen.

1:23:21

I Well, I think it's weird that Megan and Harry

1:23:24

haven't said anything no.

1:23:25

No, no, that they launched

1:23:27

their jam line on the.

1:23:32

Especially once like a news service was like

1:23:34

Megan must speak up, like why.

1:23:38

Yeah, Like I'm staying

1:23:40

out of that.

1:23:40

She's like, remember, don't explain, don't complain.

1:23:43

That's exactly what I'm bat.

1:23:44

You guys aren't talking, mar Should I test?

1:23:47

What would you like to promote?

1:23:48

Well, you can listen to my podcast Lady to Lady

1:23:50

wherever you get your podcast, or or

1:23:52

you can listen to Toxic the Britney Spears Story

1:23:55

and the new one will be wet in

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early May.

1:23:58

Great, okay, great, it is called it's

1:24:00

called Pop Mystery Pod. Okay, great,

1:24:03

Jack Keith, Oh, you know.

1:24:05

What, let's let's promote a little comedian

1:24:07

feud. We are doing

1:24:10

live streams for the next couple of years. That's fun.

1:24:12

So if you've ever wanted to see it, or if you're a fan

1:24:14

of like drop Out TV, we're

1:24:17

doing a Dropout Night on the

1:24:19

twenty fourth of March, so this

1:24:22

date is passed. We also have one coming up

1:24:24

in May, which is Comedian Fuse to your anniversary.

1:24:26

That's so you were on the first comedy. So

1:24:29

much for us, So yeah, look out for that.

1:24:32

Buy some tickets, watch.

1:24:33

It at home, Doctor Brannanda and I are gonna

1:24:35

be with Jackies and Jess

1:24:37

Ambrose and all the bros and bro Diego

1:24:40

April sixth, Mic Drop Comedy. Let's

1:24:42

let's sell it out. Buy your tickets, guys,

1:24:45

tickets now so that we can keep touring and doing

1:24:47

stuff.

1:24:47

You're gonna keep adding bros until you sell out.

1:24:49

Yeah, god, yeah, we gotta sell it out. And it's early

1:24:52

enough that you can get on a plane and go home.

1:24:54

Next thing. You know, there's not gonna be room for me and

1:24:56

aren't on.

1:24:56

The stage because it's gonna be so many

1:24:59

bros.

1:24:59

Let me be.

1:25:00

Let me tell y'all.

1:25:01

So if you don't buy tickets, I'm missing

1:25:03

night one a WrestleMania's a b down

1:25:06

and San Diego.

1:25:08

So talk to y'all about

1:25:11

the Bachelor.

1:25:12

If y'all don't buy tickets, I'm

1:25:14

coming to every one of your houses.

1:25:16

Yeah, and not in a fun way. Not

1:25:18

in a fun way, not in a pineapple

1:25:21

kind of a weapon.

1:25:22

I'm not bringing I'm bringing a payer.

1:25:24

Yeah, Katie, today

1:25:26

we were gonna talk about I've been decluttering

1:25:29

my closet and I'm testing out

1:25:31

an outfit. And one thing you wanted to talk about was

1:25:33

an option for to

1:25:35

let people know if you're decluttering something that you can

1:25:38

do.

1:25:38

Yeah.

1:25:38

So there's a few ways, like super talking about textile

1:25:41

recycling. So there's like a few things like four days

1:25:43

in retold recycling.

1:25:44

They'll send you a bag and then you recycle

1:25:46

and then you like send it in. Also,

1:25:50

I just started using rid Well, which is great.

1:25:53

They take textiles, a bunch of different plastics,

1:25:55

like plastic wrappers, bread bags,

1:25:58

you know, Amazon, bubble Man like that.

1:26:01

And they also there are they they pick it.

1:26:03

Up from your house.

1:26:04

Wow, two dollars a month and they pick it up

1:26:06

twice a month from your house.

1:26:07

Wow.

1:26:07

I recommend it enough.

1:26:08

Or if you live in La Sway, su

1:26:11

a y, they just

1:26:13

move to Mateo Street in downtown I believe. Okay,

1:26:16

But they do textile recycling and then they also

1:26:18

sell stuff they make out of the textiles and it's

1:26:20

really interesting cool stuff and talk about

1:26:22

the Nike thing. Oh yeah, and if you want to

1:26:25

recycle shoes, there's Nike stores

1:26:27

all around the country. The one in LA is an East la

1:26:29

On Wittier, But they take shoes and they turn

1:26:31

them into the playground bottoms.

1:26:33

Like that's so cool.

1:26:34

Yeah, love that.

1:26:35

I also wanted to obviously promote go adopt

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and foster animals from your local shelter. LA

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is super super super full. Please consider

1:26:43

opening your home. You can also always just like pledge

1:26:45

towards an animal that means a foster. Testino's

1:26:48

all about this. Also call the mayor

1:26:50

and tell her to get her fucking shit

1:26:53

together and fund the animal

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shelters because animals are dying every single day

1:26:57

for space and she and the woman in charge,

1:27:00

Stacey Danes, doesn't give a fuck.

1:27:02

So all them until came back. All

1:27:04

right, here we go. Well until next

1:27:06

time, you guys, I

1:27:09

love you, I love all these people.

1:27:11

I love you.

1:27:12

I love you until next

1:27:14

time.

1:27:14

My name is aren't y think it's about sky?

1:27:17

Oh yeah, We're

1:27:20

gonna get all up in your tonight.

1:27:23

It feels so good. I

1:27:26

just got one little question.

1:27:28

Where you reap this roll?

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