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Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose?

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A production of iHeartRadio.

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Oh

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I love seeing dead Benson in his rookie

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T shirt. He looks

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so dead guardgeous. He's

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dead Guargeous.

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He's got the best hair in Hollywood.

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We need to get this person a champoo campaign.

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What were you.

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Smoking about it? He's a very takenify

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captain the

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gigs

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all.

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Hello, I'm not.

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Gonna do another episode of except This Rose.

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My name is Arte Marine, coming to you from my mom's

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boogie apartment in New York City.

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Hey, I am finishing

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my fall here. So excited

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to be on with the innercore, the

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inner sanctum. Ladies and gentlemen.

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A woman who's dead guargeous.

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Her face is symmetrical, she's

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got glasses on like me. Her hair

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is long and luxurious. It

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has really grown.

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Look at it, it.

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Has grown out.

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It's yours too.

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You know what. I just got a trim this morning. I have a blowout.

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Ladies and gentlemen, you know her

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from all sorts of things that I can't mention, But most

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importantly, I think I could say ducktails,

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because that's animation. I

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think I can.

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I mean, also, yes, I think you can I think you

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can.

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I can because I've gotten a lot of animation auditions

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and okay, hey we're cool. So I'm gonna

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say it. You know what, I'm gonna

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be dangerous. You know her from Ducktails.

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You also know her as a Secretary of State

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of this podcast and the woman with the most symmetrical

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face in Hollywood Ladies, and gentleman pageant

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Brewster not to

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be paget. How are you.

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I'm so great, I'm so happy.

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I'm so happy to see you. Oh my god, love

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your background. It looks it is bougie

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and beautiful.

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It's so bougie. I have a fun pink chandelier

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over a pink yeeling.

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I haven't hung the rye. I want to have all

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because I want to build a little gallery wall. But I gotta

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wait till the strike is over before I spend

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any more moneys.

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I hear them.

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Once I have all the pictures, then I'm gonna hang

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them all. Also with

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us is a gentleman who

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we just delighted, who tickles our

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fancy, who's gonna be with us where

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you know what? I can't say yet, but there's something exciting

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that we're doing with him in person. We

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love him so much. You know him

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as the host of Douglas Movies. You

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know him as the host of Wide World of

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Dougs. You know him as the host of Doug's

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Movies, Interruption, Ladies and Gentlemen,

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the caps of the podcast Rookie

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of the Year, Ladies and Gentlemen, Doug

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Benson, you

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liberate, Doug.

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What do you have over your Doug?

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Is that a towel or a jet?

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It's a It's a you know, I tried to look like

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ch club or something so good shad

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shoulders, but look it has the same word.

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It's also so good, looks

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so cute, and that it's so cute.

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You really wear it well. You have

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our perch also with us,

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aren't two gals? I missed you, Guys,

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I've missed you. I can't wait to see you again. I'll

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be back November thirtieth. Ladies and Gentlemen,

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you know them as the fucking production

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team. That are the queens. They

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are princesses. They need to be treated

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like queens. That's for our old school

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listeners. That's for season two listeners,

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for the Jojo Hometown. When JoJo's

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Brothers, No, that was season one

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that was season one, first Hometowns.

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When Ben went Ben Higgins

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went to JoJo's family and her brother's

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mouth kissed her and their shawl neck sweaters,

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and then they threatened. Her mom was

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pounding champagne, and then her mom

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said to Ben Higgins, Jojo is a

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princess. She needs to bed like a

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queen. Ladies and gentlemen, the

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woman who agreen with this whole thing, the

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woman who's been dealing with a thing at her

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house. But it's all working out, Ladies and gentlemen,

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Katie.

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I don't know, let's say it's all working out. Did

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you ever hear rats in your attict?

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Take it very seriously, how did you

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Okay, when did you first heard the rats

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in the attic?

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There was just.

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We heard it. It was like literally three

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nights okay that we heard them. We had someone

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come out right away, but they kept coming because

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like like you know, they I don't know, it

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was confusing, like we had traps up there by

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the second night. But uh,

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three nights they were there. They did squatter quite

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a bit of quite a bit of damage.

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Now, if I recall correctly, there was something in your

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basement recently.

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No, that no, that was the that was that that was the critter

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guy that was Okay, okay, it's not like an attic,

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it's like a crawl space. Okay, yeah, okay,

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they did damage and three three

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nights. That's okay, very seriously, people.

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Three nights three for well,

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I certainly will. I'm not. You

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know what, I pray to never hear.

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I've had a tree fall over almost

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take out my roof and my neighbors roof. I had

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a ship tornad, and I

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had a volcano erupt all

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over the walls. But you know what, I

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knock on would have not had rats

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everywhere. But you know what, I do have an abiding

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love and friendship for the next woman. She

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has been on tour. She must be so

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fucking tired. Can I just

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say how tired she must be just the packing

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and unpacking alone. I don't

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know how she does it. She's on like a four

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hundred city tour with the Workaholics guys every

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weekend, as well as being the head

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like she's basically the president of iHeart. I just

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nominated her. She runs Hollywood

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Ladies and gentlemen. The woman who

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is the wind beneath my wings, my friend, my

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physician, my accountant, my spiritual

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advisor, Doctor Hannah Montana,

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Arianna Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana

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Tana Mitten's Miao, Rene josnyer

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Levine. Welcome to the program, doctor Banana.

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You thank you so much for having me.

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Were you Where did you travel last weekend?

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Doctor Banana?

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I actually had this past weekend off as

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weekend before that. I was in Salt

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Lake City and then Seattle, and then

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this upcoming weekend we go San

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Jose and then Dallas and then Austin.

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Will you be in town for my birthday?

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I should be back just in time.

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Exactly. I'll turn into a

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queen at midnight. Okay, ladies

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and gentlemen, before we get going on

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paradise, can I just say what

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a hometown's for? Golden Bachelor. I

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always like to get I always like to get

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the rags takes. I thought Tammy Segart

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was an incredible addition an iconcept

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for Zaga has been killing it. I also got

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to see Jim Jefferies perform last week in New York

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City. He was fucking hilarious.

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Love him.

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He talked about The Bachelor, miss him. You

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guys, what did

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you think? So he's in a pickle,

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he said I love you to both Faith and

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Leslie, and then there was I

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think he's gonna obviously cut Teresa, but who

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do you think is gonna win? And Katie's

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leaning forward? Katie, what do you think? I

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fear Leslie's gonna win? He seems

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horny as he did the wal kiss. I'm now

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I can't believe that I'm actually now rooting for Faith.

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I was so I was watching it and I was like, with

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Teresa, I thought it went well, but again like when

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he was asked if he loved her, like that didn't go well, and then

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tuness he was with Faith. I was like, oh, this

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is different. I thought this I would

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yeah, and I was like, this is it. It's

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Faith. But then the whole like where are they gonna live? Thing

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that's confusing to me. Yes, like these

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people are really rooted in where they live.

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This is Bachelor and yes, yes,

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like they have their families there, they have their

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history there, they have their doctors

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there. They would have to change insurance, like

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it is a big deal for people at their

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age to move, and so I just wonder, anyway,

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I just wonder how any of them are

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gonna move and how that's gonna work, but then I

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don't know. I kind of then with Leslie's

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I was kind of like, maybe it's Leslie.

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I think Teresa's for sure going home.

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Maybe I just can't.

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I don't know between Faith and Teresa. I'm

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rooting for Faith or very thing Leslie. Sorry,

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now I will tell you this.

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So I not not everybody heard the podcast,

7:59

but Tammy doesn't trust Leslie. And

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Tammy did some deep diving that that

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she thinks that Leslie's on it for the fame.

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She's the one that Prince wrote the song about, and that

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so she deep that her type. So

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she dated like a sexy chef,

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like a bad boy chef. If you look

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at her exes, she's been like, they're sort of like

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hot kind of bad boys, and

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that's Tammy. Tammy is

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just like she doesn't think that

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that Gary will keep her engaged.

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If she picks Gary, if she's historically

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likes the bad boys, it may

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not last.

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It might not be a good match.

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You who do you think, Doug, Who are you

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feeling?

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I don't really feel anybody, but I am

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now getting excited about the idea of

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a you know, of a nasty breakup.

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Oh okay, afterwards.

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I mean they should have it all.

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They shouldn't just have the you know, the

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same things that happened on the show. They should have

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all this stuff that.

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Happens after the show.

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And I do think any of them are going to go to Paradis.

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I mean, that would be so fun. That would

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be so fun. All right,

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Paget, doctor Banana, what are you guys

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thinking of who's the front runner?

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I think it's Faith.

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I think it's Faith too.

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Yeah, even though he even though he already said

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I love you to Faith and then he wald kissed Leslie

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because he was so horny and he couldn't help it.

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Yeah, I mean, at a certain

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point, didn't he say he was in love with all three

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of them?

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He did, but not to the face of Theresa.

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She didn't take He said it to the

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He said it to the in the moment, but

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he didn't. But so he said to the face. So

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in front of Faith's grandchildren

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and family, they said it to each other and like

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made out in front of her grandchildren. And

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then and then he shoved Leslie against

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the wall and did a hot Ari style

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wall kiss with like a horny

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guttural like oh, And I was

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like, whoa okay, yeah, okay,

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Zattie, Yeah for sure.

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No, if there's gonna be do we know

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the schedule coming up? Is there gonna be fantasy

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sweets?

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Is?

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So, yes, there are fantasy sweets.

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Okay.

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So next week I think we get the conclusion

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of the Rose handout and we get a women Tell All.

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I thought it was just women tell All.

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Now no, we get I think we get the road, we

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get the.

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Frank God because I was like that, I

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can't.

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Then we get the week before

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Thanksgiving, we get fantasy

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suites. They're taking Thanksgiving off,

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which sucks. So then

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on the thirtieth is the finale. Rumor

10:24

has it, he's super in

10:27

love. Like rumor has it it's a

10:29

in the world of bachelor. Allegedly,

10:31

he's super in love, he's super

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happy, like he has

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found and at least from his point

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of view, from his perspective, he

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has found his lady.

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I just hope, so, I hope it's faith.

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I don't know, I just feel I hope it's faith. Would like last

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me too, me too?

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Like Leslie seems she's

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I like her enough, she's nice, but she just

10:52

seems like too much of a roller

10:54

coaster. Yeah, way you know, like I

10:57

just feel like, yeah, yep, it just

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like wouldn't work.

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Yeah, I guess, Okay, all right,

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here we go. All right, here we go. You guys,

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Wow, where do we even start this

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paradise? Ooh la la, I

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guess we start off with, all right, here's who's on

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the table. We have Jess

11:14

and Blake. We have

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I mean, Jess, it's just so self destructive.

11:19

And then we have Blake going off on his date with Jen.

11:22

Then we have then

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we have uh, I mean, Kat

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is the obvious fucking tornado

11:28

which I can get to do

11:30

we want to save her for like a dessert? Do

11:33

we want to save her?

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Do it in order do what you were gonna do?

11:36

Okay, because cut some paradise, it's always sort of

11:38

like it can always sort of be all over the place.

11:40

Then we also have Braiden going on the date

11:42

and ditching Rachel. All

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right, here we go. Let's just see where we're at. We're

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starting out. If we recall,

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dirty dancing lifts have been happening with Tanner

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on his date with Davia with her two

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eye colors. Meanwhile, Kat had her birthday.

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She went fucking bat shit. She threw her cake

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in the ocean. She just

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was absolutely enraged. She's

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so fucking pissed, and she's like,

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look, you know what, I want

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to be open and honest. We

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see Cat's birthday, and

12:16

we see the fact that last week the preview

12:18

they gave a whole special intro about

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Kat, how she was going to have her darty her daytime

12:23

birthday party. Taylor

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walks, Tanner walks back up, and

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she's like trying to act like she has

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the power, and she's like, no, even

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if he wants to talk to me, I'm not an option.

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I will never be an option. He's

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asses in the doghouse until he

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says I he is sorry. All

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eyes are on the three of us, Me, Davia

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and Tanner. So then

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she's like, look, you immediately

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said yes on my birthday, on

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my twenty seventh birthday. I'm only

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twenty seven months. I want to be open

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and excited. And he's like, look, I

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was excited to meet you. I came in thinking

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it was gonna be you, but I'm conflicted.

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We do have little lot of things in common, but I

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think we have very different personalities, meaning

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I realize you're fucking dangerous

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mania like a fucking like

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scary. Scay, like so scary.

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I never thought i'd feel sorry for Braiden. But the way she

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dealt with Braiden is that she is unhinged.

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Yes, so then she's

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like, look sometimes I have bitch face.

13:30

Please, I already checked

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out. Get the fuck out

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of here with her. You are an indecisive

13:37

man. He is every ex boyfriend I

13:39

have ever dated. I'm not sure

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if there's a boyfriend you know. You

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know what. You don't get to break out with me. I

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am better than you. It's all good, you know

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what. It's all good. I just went I set

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the record straight, and I broke up with him.

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I'm the one that broke up with him. This was

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mutual. I'm not even crying over him.

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He is a crab. He's such a fuck boy.

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I hope everything works out for you.

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You're never having fun without me. You

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didn't even open mouth make out

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with me. I would never marry

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you. It's done. There were a lot of red

14:10

flags at Tanner. He's a lot of fuck

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boys. It's mutual. I walked away from

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him. He didn't walk away from him. She's

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very passive aggressive. I don't want him

14:19

thinking that he's breaking up with me, no f

14:22

boys. That was like the first

14:24

thirty minutes of the show, nobody was talking. Pata

14:27

Browster, you get to go first.

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I'm so excited. I was so excited. And I

14:32

do feel bad because we are seeing her steriously

14:34

devolved. She's she's like self

14:36

soothing by continually

14:39

stroking her hair. She

14:41

has nothing going for her except

14:44

for her physical beauty, and it's still

14:46

not enough.

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Gorgeous, She's gorgeous, gorgeous.

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It's a diminishing return

14:51

on that biological investment

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she didn't make. She just happens to look

14:55

that great, and she's not

14:57

got a lot to look forward to in the future being

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her devolved and

15:03

the like obsession with the birthday,

15:05

my back eye. And he's not breaking

15:08

up with me. He didn't break up with me. It was mutual. It

15:10

was mutual. She's desperately clinging

15:12

to and and I'm sorry to say that this is what I wanted

15:14

to see. That's why I was so afraid she was going to hook up with

15:17

Bradman's stay with you get

15:19

anything by the way thing.

15:21

You're right, because those two fire starters went off

15:23

and they've set a lot of fires.

15:25

I love it. I love it.

15:27

Okay, Doug Benson, have you ever had a woman

15:29

behave this way as a straight man?

15:32

Tell me what your experience. Have you ever had a guy

15:34

friend have something like this come at them? What

15:36

did you think of the cat show? Doug

15:38

Benson, Captain.

15:40

She's a she's very entertaining,

15:43

god lady, because she really

15:46

the the way she'll

15:49

be so angry at somebody for behavior that

15:52

she herself. Yeah, like

15:54

you know, she she stepped

15:56

out on Braiden. But here's the thing, one

15:59

of these, one of these guys, I'm gonna figure

16:01

out that when somebody has a date

16:03

card and you're already sort of with somebody,

16:05

and somebody's given somebody a rose, when

16:08

the girl says, do you want to go out on a date,

16:10

don't just jump up. Don't be so enthusiastic

16:13

about it.

16:14

Yeah you know what I mean.

16:15

Turn to your person that you're kind of with, yeah,

16:18

and work that shit out. Don't just like

16:20

they're so dumb every time they

16:22

act like a puppy dog. It just

16:24

got a new chew toy and

16:26

they're all over it.

16:28

Can I just say I really like the men of

16:30

Willis at this Rose because I feel like the

16:33

guys that have been on here all consistently

16:35

are surprised by how rude the men

16:37

are, like just to not check in at least,

16:39

you know what I mean, Like they might go on the date,

16:42

but I appreciate that that dings

16:44

you as like even though she's

16:46

banana pants, that you still would have pulled

16:48

her aside and like acknowledged that

16:50

you had a date with her before you went

16:52

out, or can you.

16:53

Even turn and look at her like they just look

16:55

right at the person with the date card. Yeah,

16:57

yes, and sometimes just jump up out of

16:59

the like with no

17:02

care for the person that you know, probably

17:04

there is the reason they're there because they probably got.

17:06

A rose from that person. Yes, right,

17:08

that's another reason why it's doubly screwed.

17:10

It's not just it's also a

17:12

gameplay thing.

17:13

It's so have you have

17:16

you ever had a woman just be enraged

17:18

at you?

17:21

I mean, I'm a man, so yes,

17:23

of course.

17:27

Okay, okay, how

17:29

do you deal with chotically?

17:30

Like like.

17:32

Have you somebody just yelling in your face?

17:35

And how do you deal with it?

17:38

You know, you do what these guys are doing.

17:40

You just try to get out of there, like Tanner

17:42

is like breaking records for the amount of sleeping

17:44

he's doing. You know, every

17:46

time she wants to yell at him, he's off sleeping

17:48

somewhere.

17:50

You know I have done. I've pulled a move of trying to sleep

17:52

my way to freedom. In the past. I've just

17:54

been like, maybe if I sleep, I can miss this

17:56

month and then somebody will have to come in and cleaned

17:58

up the mess that I kind of created, and

18:00

then like I can wake up and like everything will be

18:02

cool. I've in my twenties I

18:04

tried to sleep my way to freedom a few months.

18:07

Okay, I'm gonna end with doctor Levine because

18:10

I know that she hates Cat, so I'm going

18:12

to go to doctor Banana next. Doctor Banana,

18:14

you are next. Tell us your thoughts on cat

18:17

On Tanner, Davia, all of

18:19

it.

18:21

I'm first of all, Davia seems

18:23

like a very level headed person. When she was spoke

18:26

speaking to Cat, and Kat was like, you

18:28

know, doing her cat thing. Yeah, the way Davia

18:31

was able to spick, Yeah,

18:33

it's interesting. Cat, I was like, good

18:35

for you. Do not engage

18:36

that, absolutely right.

18:40

I was very proud of her with her two colored

18:42

eyes, even though I can't tell at all that

18:44

her eyes are different colors.

18:45

Boy, Tanna is such a boner for

18:47

that.

18:48

I cannot see it, and like color

18:50

blind, I don't get it. Yeah, what is everyone

18:52

else seeing that I'm not seeing? Yeah,

18:54

but she's beautiful. She looks like Ai to

18:56

me, Davia. But the

19:01

we have to potentially put Cat in jail.

19:04

I don't think Cat should be allowed to roam the streets

19:06

for you. I think she's a danger to everyone around.

19:08

She's so terrible, she's

19:10

so mean, she's so she lacks

19:12

a self awareness that could lead

19:15

to her potentially secretly being a serial

19:17

killer this whole time. Wow, she's

19:19

giving Ted Bundy wowed

19:25

in her basement.

19:26

Wow like it?

19:27

I don't like it?

19:28

Okay, histrionic narcissism,

19:32

personal disorder.

19:33

I got a question though, why why

19:36

do all the women like her?

19:38

Do they do?

19:39

They don't just pretend to be.

19:42

That seems odd to me because I feel like they had

19:45

that. She

19:47

was claiming charity more than charity was claiming

19:49

her. Katie Lavin, you get that, you get the last

19:51

word here?

19:52

Yeah, No, I hate Kat. I think she honestly

19:54

might be my least favorite person to ever be on this franchise.

19:57

Wow, she is just pure

20:00

chaos.

20:00

Yeah, and evil and conniving.

20:03

She's not fun. Like, she's not fun like Chad where

20:06

she's saying fuck you Chris Harrison and then shitting

20:08

her pants as she exits Paradise, which is fun.

20:10

Fun, It's just she is just

20:13

one of those women that is so hot

20:15

that when things don't go her way, she doesn't

20:18

know how to react to it. She goes, I'm I'm

20:20

hot, I get everything I want

20:22

in life, and she just like, I

20:26

mean, like the way now with John Henry, like

20:28

that is really.

20:29

Okay, kissing me off.

20:31

I know we'll get to it. Yeah, But like I

20:34

thought, I agree, Davia handled her really

20:36

well. But that woman is like a fucking

20:39

danger.

20:40

She treats people so poorly

20:42

that I'm like, you don't deserve to interact

20:45

with humans. It's not fair that you exist.

20:47

Well, why don't we get to that now? Because Paradise is

20:49

always sort of like a scattershot so later

20:51

on, so she loses out and

20:53

then she basically wants to stay. She's

20:56

sort of looking around for how she can stay. She's playing

20:59

manically, playing her hair, talking to

21:01

people, and she realizes that

21:03

she thinks Olivia's guy, and

21:06

Olivia is such an entertaining character that

21:08

Olivia's guy is hot.

21:10

He is hot, he's hot and sweet and innocent,

21:13

and she starts going and playing

21:15

with her hair and playing dumb trying to get a rose

21:17

and just basically going, so you're an

21:19

underwater driver and just like mannic

21:22

And I didn't like that Kylie who

21:24

fucked over that Kylie

21:27

who fucked over Olivia the first week with

21:29

the toast second it actually made me go.

21:32

Kylie just seemed hot and kind of boring until

21:34

now and I'm like, oh, you're you're not

21:36

a nice person, Like you're not

21:39

a girl's girl. This is mean. You know

21:41

that Olivia is with him.

21:43

Olivia's like there's nothing, Olivia

21:46

seems like a cool gal. You're fucking

21:48

over this other woman, like just for sport,

21:50

and you're aligning yourself with kat You're

21:53

kind of an asshole too, Katie. You get

21:55

the first up and then we're going around.

21:57

No, that really pissed me off Kylie. And

21:59

Mercedes was there too, being like, oh,

22:01

yeah, you should go for him, and Olivia actually

22:03

went after Kylie online about it and

22:05

they were both and like Kylie was just like no

22:08

answers, just being like, oh, I just thought it was you

22:10

know, she should go blah like this was just bullshit,

22:12

but like that was really mean to me, and

22:15

uh, and.

22:15

It bothered me that John

22:17

Henry fell for it. But then I

22:19

felt like Olivia played it well, she played

22:22

it cool, she did, But like.

22:23

How dumb are these guys that I

22:26

know Kat's hot, but like she

22:28

just seems so empty and

22:31

the hair thing is in saying like Olivia said, She's gonna literally

22:33

pull her hair out by playing with it too much? But

22:36

like how dumb are these guys that they just

22:38

have like no self control once Kat comes around?

22:40

Like I can't understand that.

22:42

Doug Benson, if Kat approached

22:44

you and and

22:47

and Kylie had sent her year away and

22:49

she was and she was like, oh you're

22:51

a comedian, tell me about that she was playing with her

22:53

hair. Would

22:55

you think you could be swayed by hair? Let's just like if

22:57

you were just in paradise, you were not dating your girlfriend

23:00

and you were in Paradise hooked up with Olivia

23:02

or whatever, do you think you could be swayed

23:04

by a cat.

23:06

I wouldn't take Cat over Olivia,

23:08

especially after you know, like

23:12

John Henry's already got a thing

23:14

going with Olivia. That seems fine. I mean

23:16

there's not like sparks or anything,

23:19

but it was fine.

23:21

And I think he says he likes funny. I mean, Olivia

23:24

is funny.

23:25

Yeah, and he's he's super shy

23:27

is also kind of his thing. And I wouldn't even say

23:29

shy as much as just he spends all of his time underwater,

23:36

you know, social skills or you know, he doesn't

23:38

talk like and in this whole process

23:40

is clearly loosening him up because he like

23:43

But but again, he's loosened up

23:45

because Kat was coming on so strong. It

23:47

made it so easy for him to

23:49

act like a cool guy and just roll with

23:51

it. And but he's still I think he's

23:53

still gonna like Olivia more

23:56

in the long.

23:56

Run, although in the preview they

23:58

are he is making out with Hat in the hot

24:00

tub in the preview, yeah.

24:02

Because she just gets She just keeps going

24:04

after it, and he's just gonna use the.

24:06

Exploring expu By

24:09

the way, she.

24:11

Kept talking about how Tanner never tonguekissed

24:13

her, and then we found out that John Henry has the

24:15

capacity to have a tongue ring, and

24:17

then she could be like, I want that tongue ring and then people

24:19

are like, oh, for kissing, and I'm like, dude,

24:22

like and then he had a vibrating he had a

24:24

vibrating tongue ring, and like one of the other ladies

24:27

was like, oh, that must be a fun kiss and I'm like,

24:29

what like kissing? What are you

24:31

talking about?

24:33

Vibrating metal thing against

24:35

my teeth?

24:38

I never understood where that

24:40

came from. I missed, and

24:42

I watched it twice, and I still didn't understand.

24:44

I thought maybe he made a joke that his tongue

24:47

vibrating. You mean he has.

24:49

Allegedly not in but he allegedly

24:51

he has like a hole for a tongue ring

24:53

or.

24:53

A tongue and he put

24:55

in a vibrating Okay.

24:57

Yeah, Sting has one. He has

24:59

one, But I.

25:00

Didn't even hear that. I think, honestly,

25:02

he's not in the cat. I think he really

25:04

is just absolutely straightforwardly

25:08

dumb and he's

25:10

not playing the game. And even when

25:12

someone says can I talk to you, he's like okay,

25:15

Like he's almost like that Chad character

25:17

that Pete Davidson plays on SNL, Like

25:20

this guy just doesn't know up from down

25:22

right. We got to watch him for four

25:24

minutes try to open a coconut by this

25:27

monkey throwing a coconut against a

25:29

rock on the beach, I thought, is that a

25:31

basketball? Is he working out? And then realized,

25:33

oh.

25:33

He's trying to open a coca My god, I

25:36

thought it was a bull. I

25:38

didn't even realize that was I

25:41

I'm the idiot now because I thought it.

25:43

Was a coconuts coconuts bounce

25:45

apparently, and

25:47

then he didn't.

25:48

Like what he got inside and spit it out.

25:51

I didn't even add that up. You

25:55

know what, I'm writing so much, I'm

25:57

like, so multitasking.

25:58

While I'm going. I'm like, I'm this.

26:00

I didn't even know they made vibrating tongue

26:02

piercings, yeah, which he actually

26:05

guys can use all the help they can get. I think

26:07

that's a fabulous invention. I wish.

26:08

I agree, I agree with I agree with doctor

26:11

Banana. What did you think of the Kylie

26:15

Olivia tongue ring coconut?

26:17

John Henry, The coconut

26:19

thing was really funny because it did actually highlight what

26:21

a fucking dofist he is. But you

26:23

know, honestly, I find him really cute. The toeing

26:26

a turnoff. I'm like what is it nineteen

26:28

ninety four? Why are you a tongue ring?

26:30

Yeah, but he's not trying to be anything

26:32

other than what he is, and I do admire that. I

26:34

don't think he's that bright.

26:35

But I feel like he's about to go on sublime,

26:38

you know what I mean.

26:41

I don't think he's mean. No, he's

26:43

conniving. I don't think he's capable of

26:45

it. And I don't think he's in the cat. I think he's just

26:47

like, this is what I'm supposed to do.

26:49

He seems a little nervous. He seems a little

26:51

nervous.

26:52

But what kind of nervous guy has a vibrating

26:54

tongue? That was like

26:56

weird to me.

26:57

That was maybe a guy that's like

26:59

horror me and like concerned about his skill.

27:02

I don't know. Yeah, he's like yeah, so

27:04

he's like always like this is what girls want.

27:06

I mean, look good for him.

27:09

I think he's the hottest guy on the beach.

27:11

Agree, he's definitely the hottest.

27:13

Hot hot at all.

27:15

He's not smart, but he's hot.

27:17

Okay, it's hot.

27:19

But he's the type of guy that it feels like he's sort

27:21

of like Dory

27:24

from Finding Nemo, where it's really minute

27:26

by minute and he doesn't remember the last minute.

27:29

Yeah yeah, you know, Like he's like, I like

27:31

you, and then Kat's like, I like and he's like, I

27:33

like you too, Like it doesn't make me. That's

27:36

kind of doesn't kind.

27:37

Of how Gary felt by the end of Golden

27:39

Bachelor, Like when he

27:41

had his faith botch, when he had his

27:43

Teresa box, his faith box in his Lovely

27:46

box. It's like Gary was at least aware

27:48

of what was going on. Kind of Jorny Henry

27:50

doesn't seem aware, but Gary was like,

27:52

I'm going to say I love you to one person,

27:54

and by that I mean one at a time for the next

27:57

three people, you

27:59

know what I mean. All Right, we're gonna take a quick break

28:01

and we'll be right back. And

28:17

we're back. So Blake

28:20

and Jess are struggling. I

28:24

can't believe that Blake seems reasonable,

28:26

you know what I mean?

28:28

What is the deal with Blake? This is

28:30

not the Blake I've ever known before.

28:32

Blake calm and serious,

28:35

and I feel like.

28:38

I feel like he's like because remember he had so much testosterone

28:41

that he got a giant erection during the art thing.

28:43

Like in in.

28:46

He's always talking about he was always

28:48

talking dirty all the time. They always bleeping him

28:50

or cutting stuff out.

28:51

It's it's literally like somebody somehow

28:54

with testosterone went down, Like he went from

28:57

like super high tea to like normalty, you know

28:59

what I mean.

29:00

Thirty he's thirty two, thirty

29:02

two. That's I was gonna say he's thirty two.

29:04

But you think, do you think is there like

29:06

a like is there like a testosterone

29:08

shift between thirty and thirty two, Because

29:11

it feels like there's like literally like a chemical

29:14

shift that he went from being like

29:16

a raging boner because

29:21

like like the like a fifteen

29:23

year old with no like just like an

29:26

unlimited access to internet porn

29:28

and no access to like somebody

29:30

to like get at it with. Who is

29:32

now kind of like maybe

29:35

he maybe he like has fucked

29:37

everyone. I think that's an Instagram.

29:40

He's everyone on the internet and

29:42

he's over right now. He might be like

29:44

I don't have he might be he

29:47

might be humped out and he's like okay,

29:50

you know what, and then it might steal

29:52

his deal to not like I know he does his

29:55

he's like an animal I don't know what. He's

29:57

an animal trainer or something like and

29:59

perhaps the big actually

30:02

pairing off with somebody from one of these shows. He could

30:04

maybe like supplement his income for the rest of

30:06

his life, if he could be like a Tanner

30:08

and Jade or like a couple that lasts.

30:11

Because he must have been he must be fucked

30:13

out. I feel like he must be humped

30:16

out, don't.

30:16

You think, San

30:19

Diego.

30:20

Yeah, he's a Canada guy. I don't know if he just.

30:24

He'll still he'll throw it in a boot everyone.

30:26

Yeah, so

30:28

he's Oh. By the way, we got an email

30:30

from a Canadian which I'll read later because we were questioning

30:33

the beat. We were questioning the Canadian edition.

30:35

Who I thought.

30:36

She's been a fun addition, but like nobody's

30:38

interested in her. And remember

30:41

we watched Bachelor in Paradise, Canada. I forgot

30:43

about that. It was like on at like a summer

30:45

camp.

30:46

We got about it.

30:48

I forgot about watched the first season, but

30:50

she wasn't on it. I think she was on the second season.

30:52

But it was sort of fun. It was a lot of like black

30:54

flies instead of the crabs. It was a

30:56

lot of like loons and black flies.

31:01

Here we go, so.

31:03

We got loans in both places. We got loons running

31:06

this podcast. So then we have Jess.

31:10

Jess just gets in her own way, I

31:12

think. And then here's the thing. I

31:15

think she's a nice person. I

31:17

think her main issue is she doesn't want

31:20

Blake. I think she's mad at herself

31:22

that she doesn't but she just doesn't. But I think

31:24

she can't say that. But the way she phrases

31:27

it is, I've never done anything

31:29

for myself. Here it's like, okay, well, you've

31:31

been paired off with the really guy that seemingly

31:34

really likes you. He's treated you well, he's been the

31:36

most loyal of all, Like he and Avan

31:38

are the two that seem to be pretty like locked

31:41

in. If you liked him back,

31:44

that would be doing something for yourself. It

31:46

sounds like you're phrasing of that is you're

31:48

not attracted to her for whatever reason, you don't want

31:50

this guy, but you can't just own it and

31:53

be clean about it. You're like crying

31:56

and messy and then trying to wear like

31:58

bikinis that have like peak boo cutouts

32:00

that like you hope he notices because he's like, okay,

32:03

I'll give you space. And then she's like, but now he's giving

32:05

me these ways, it's like girl

32:08

girl. So then like Jen

32:10

Genevieve, Jen comes down, She's super

32:12

cute. She pulls Blake and

32:16

you know, she oh, there's

32:18

like Tyler really wanted her, Like but

32:21

like we'll get to Tyler later. Tyler

32:23

is sort of a red flag and

32:26

and and Blake like he

32:29

actually did talk to Jess. He's like, hey,

32:32

are you okay? I think I am gonna go on this.

32:34

And then so he goes on the date. He doesn't

32:36

seem like that excited to go, but he's trying

32:39

to give her space. So let's start with

32:41

Jess. Jess is spinning out

32:43

and then she's talking on the day bed to Tyler,

32:46

who's paired off already with who's

32:48

he with?

32:50

Tyler's with Mercedes?

32:51

Tyler's with Mercedes. Tyler

32:53

then they're like, I know you're with somebody,

32:56

and we should ask first. I know, I know, but I don't

32:58

really care. And they start making out on the day bed

33:01

does some broad daylight just

33:03

like, no no care in the

33:05

world that Mercedes is already sort of with Tyler.

33:08

Neither of them care. And off

33:11

Blake goes on a kayaking date

33:13

and I felt like he was very sweet with her. Like

33:16

he was trying to rise to the occasion. He

33:18

was a gentleman. He strapped her into the little

33:21

life vest. He kept saying, you seem

33:23

really mature. I'm like, oh, it's just

33:25

like eighteen and this woman's

33:27

like thirty, Like maybe this is like the first adult he's

33:29

gone out with. Katie's leaning forward just.

33:31

Is like twenty three, right, and how old is

33:34

Jen Jenn? Yeah,

33:38

he kept saying mature, you

33:40

seem really mature. I'm like, okay,

33:42

so she's not covered in glitter and like, you

33:45

know, anyway, So they go on a thing.

33:47

They have some nice chats. He has more fun with

33:49

her than he thinks. They end up making out,

33:51

but like, I first want to start with

33:53

the just of it all, Paget,

33:57

what is happening there? This spinout that I never

33:59

do anything for myself? What do you think

34:01

about this?

34:02

I think you I think you called

34:04

it on. Yeah, she

34:07

she is insecure. She's

34:10

uncomfortable in her own

34:12

skin. It's why she ends

34:14

up making out with Tyler

34:17

because she's like, wait, so you're saying

34:19

you do like me and that kind of She's

34:22

such a damaged pretty girl that how

34:24

can he not pounce on that? Of course he is. Of

34:26

course he's gonna pounce on that. Yeah, and they make

34:28

out and she's just a ball of me.

34:31

Oh my god, this is feel bad.

34:32

He was like. He was like, she's like, I'm overwhelmed.

34:35

I just want you to be happy. He's like, look, I just don't really

34:37

feel wanted by you. It just makes me

34:39

upset that you. I want you to feel wanted.

34:42

I just I haven't had anything go my

34:44

way. I just want the one I want

34:46

to explore. It's like, dude,

34:49

I mean, Doug Bench.

34:50

She wanted some guy to come down those

34:52

steps. That was somebody she was hoping to

34:55

meet there. Yeah, and instead

34:57

a girl came down with a tape card

34:59

and.

35:00

So, yeah,

35:02

you're right, that's a really good point.

35:03

You didn't get what she wanted. Yeah,

35:06

so she had to go inward and spiral

35:08

and all that stuff.

35:09

Dude, I mean, okay, doctor Banana,

35:12

what did you think of the jess.

35:13

Of it all?

35:15

I thought that was pretty funny where she's like, I'm not

35:17

sure about this and he's like, well, I'm gonna go on a day

35:19

and she's like, do you not love

35:21

me? Is

35:24

happening? This is what you wanted? Takes the day

35:26

to make out with everyone. What are you talking

35:28

about?

35:29

This is what you asked for.

35:30

So you're like, no one lets me do anything.

35:32

So Blake and Jennet are

35:34

walking in the surf and he's like, good

35:36

thing, this shirt's coming off. He's like, she's

35:39

miss she's mature. She's mature.

35:41

I want to make sure she gets a fair shake, you

35:44

know. He's like, we don't want you fallen out.

35:47

When he puts the like little thing on, he was

35:49

cute, and then he's like, jenn has brought

35:51

an element that I'm missing with Jess. I

35:53

feel calm and grounded. It's nice to feel

35:55

pursued. You're mature, but

35:57

you're cheeky. He keeps saying, you're mature,

36:00

really mature.

36:01

She is kind of She is very

36:03

well put together. Yeah, she feels

36:05

emotionally secure, which

36:08

is the opposite of Jess. So I understand

36:10

why he's He continues to say

36:12

it because she does feel very grounded

36:14

and intelligent and thoughtful. Yes,

36:17

and other people describe her as being very

36:19

intentional. She knows what she wants, she knows, she's

36:21

not rushing anything, she's not weeping and confusing.

36:24

And what happened

36:26

to her when she was on the Bachelor, like, where'd

36:28

it go wrong?

36:30

Great question?

36:31

I don't remember.

36:33

Well, she was on Zach season, So

36:35

so Zach was such a dipshit like jummy,

36:38

Yeah, I mean, so

36:40

Jess is saying to Taylor, you do

36:42

kind of like me a little. I'm

36:45

I mean, Katie, what did you think of the jets

36:47

of it all?

36:50

She shouldn't be here. She's too

36:53

young for this. She doesn't know what she wants

36:55

in life, Like you said, she

36:58

she's like wants to like Blake, but she

37:00

doesn't like Blake. Yeah, but she wants to stay

37:02

on the beach. So she's very conflicted

37:05

and she just can't admit what she wants.

37:07

She just seems like an indecisive person

37:09

in general life. I feel like she's the type of person

37:11

you ask her what do you want for lunch? And it

37:13

ruins her day and

37:17

and so, like I think

37:20

she really likes Tyler, Yeah, go

37:22

for it, but like she can't,

37:24

like she can't tell Blake, well, I'm not sure

37:26

if I really like you, and then he goes, well I'm gonna go on date with someone else

37:28

and then freak out Like she

37:31

just seems like I said, or like

37:33

we were saying she is just so immature,

37:35

Like she's very immature. And I think that's

37:37

why Blake keeps saying Jen is mature,

37:39

because is it. Yeah,

37:42

she's just too young. I think it's like, honestly, just an

37:44

age thing.

37:45

Do Who do you think will end up with

37:47

Blake?

37:48

It should be Jen. They have a bunch better

37:50

connection. They just seemed healthier

37:52

together.

37:53

But he's hornier for Jazz.

37:55

I don't know about that. I thought it was a nice

37:57

makeout side.

37:58

I don't think so, Okay, okay,

38:00

I thought he.

38:00

Really seemed to like making up with her.

38:02

Jess isn't gonna Jess isn't gonna like it? Doug,

38:04

What did you think?

38:05

Oh?

38:05

I mean, I thought, what's what's

38:07

the name of the new girl that we did?

38:09

Yah?

38:10

Yeah, Genevieve?

38:12

Is it Genevieve?

38:13

It's j Jenna

38:17

with the letter V. Yeah,

38:19

it sounds like Genevieve. It's Jenna.

38:21

That took me a while.

38:24

But but he has no I mean,

38:26

she seems perfect for he should be

38:28

with her, but that probably means

38:31

he won't be.

38:31

Yeah, he won't bees

38:35

show up at some point to ruin his whole

38:37

life. Oh yeah, who's Oh yeah, yeah?

38:39

Yeah, that's right his ex Katie. That's right, that's

38:42

right. We saw that in the that's right. What the

38:44

realtor looking one, Katie Levine,

38:46

what did you just find?

38:49

It?

38:49

Is?

38:51

Okay? I thought, and then

38:53

I thought they were saying.

38:54

J v I realized didn't say that into

38:56

my mac.

38:56

But yes, Genevieve like pronounce.

38:59

So that's why it sounds like.

39:02

Okay, okay, Well

39:05

here we go. Oh side

39:08

note, John Henry when he was talking to

39:10

kat oh, no, he was talking

39:12

when he was talking to Olivia. He's like, what's

39:14

your lazy day? He's like, golf driving range,

39:17

I'm bad. She's like, can we golf together? She likes

39:19

him so much, she's so cute.

39:22

She got because I think she really golf.

39:24

Yeah, I do too.

39:26

Yeah, and she does at a certain point say

39:29

oh he's so hot.

39:32

He's so dumb, but he's so hot.

39:34

Like and that to me sounded like she really

39:37

flat out just except that this guy

39:39

is who he is. Yeah, and she's not even making

39:41

a judgment.

39:42

No, No, she really likes him.

39:44

I think she really likes the guy.

39:46

Yeah, So here we go.

39:48

Moving on anything final with u, Jenna,

39:51

Veeve Blake, Jess

39:54

and Tyler, No,

39:57

okay.

39:58

Moving on.

40:00

Moving on, Graydon

40:03

starts rapping about

40:06

his raps, his candy rap. Last

40:08

week he's rapping about Kat

40:11

who's homie hopping, homiep she's

40:13

straight up begging and she's homy

40:15

hopping. There's a whole homi hoppy rap. How

40:19

do you feel about his rap career, Doug

40:21

Benson.

40:23

I'm not happy with it. I wish it was.

40:27

I think they're just encouraging him, like because he gets

40:29

this look on his face, like, isn't this the cutest thing

40:31

you've ever seen?

40:32

And uh, it's

40:35

love him.

40:36

The producers. It's hard for me to wrap my

40:38

head around the fact that the same people that produce

40:40

this produce Golden Bachelor,

40:42

which has done so elegantly and

40:44

so well. How they have

40:46

it in them. By the way, I'm glad that this

40:48

is not elegant. I'm glad. It's just fascinating

40:50

that they can do both. I'm

40:53

shocked that they got it all right. Also, Wills

40:55

has been very under used this season, underutilized,

40:59

like time like majorly underutilized.

41:02

I still don't understand that plotline

41:04

where that one guy broke the box for

41:07

no reason that was in

41:10

the box you didn't have to break it open.

41:12

I don't know.

41:13

It was that felt like a

41:15

hot head cast member moved gone wild

41:17

like it like that was not like because you can see

41:19

the next episode when that Wells seemed

41:22

annoyed and when he was taping it, it was

41:24

like, you say that annoyed at the time he did look

41:26

pissed and he was like, yeah a point.

41:28

There was no point to it. They were going to open it

41:30

up and read what was inside. The guy was breaking

41:33

it open, like we're going to find out what's in here,

41:35

like he's held over there in a vault.

41:40

It was also like I

41:42

also felt like that was like the thing they actually

41:44

gave Wells that episode. So then when that guy

41:47

came in and just stepped on like his punchline,

41:49

like he completely boned him

41:51

for like the thing he got to do, and you know that

41:53

he would have done a fun job with it because he's

41:56

charming, and like that guy just completely

41:59

fucked over Wells. It

42:01

wasn't cool.

42:02

It was weird.

42:03

It was weird.

42:05

You'd be a better producer.

42:07

Yeah, thanks, thanks.

42:10

So then Brad is talking about Kat.

42:13

Kat's gonna take what she wants, so

42:16

she's asking what makes welding dangerous.

42:20

She's inserting chaos everywhere,

42:23

chaos, chaos everywhere she goes. Meanwhile,

42:26

Kat does go cause more chaos.

42:29

She goes into the bathroom and we see talking

42:31

heads, which was a.

42:32

Fun at it.

42:33

We've never seen floating photos of

42:35

people. Kat warns

42:37

Eliza that allegedly

42:39

Charity's her best friend. I mean, this was a

42:42

very action packed episode. Katie's

42:44

so right, Katie's getting ready. She

42:46

warns Eliza that allegedly this

42:49

was fun, Charity's her best friend and

42:52

that she needs to stay the only person

42:55

that Charity said of all the guys, that they

42:57

were all good guys coming here, but that she's to stay

42:59

away from Aaron B. Now, if you recall

43:02

Aaron made it to the final three, she's

43:06

she literally said about Aaron,

43:08

stay away. He's shady, something about

43:10

girlfriend stuff. He is shady. He

43:13

has an ex girlfriend. So you know

43:15

what, we're going to take a quick break and we're going to come

43:17

back and we're going to talk about shady, shady

43:19

er.

43:19

And b

43:25

bones zone.

43:27

Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and

43:31

we're back, all right, you guys, So

43:34

all we know is shady, shady Aaron B so

43:36

Elizah, who I think is really on

43:38

like a damaged control of her image after

43:40

last season with Rodney

43:43

and what's his name Justin, I think

43:45

she was really trying to like clean

43:47

up and she kept saying, I didn't

43:49

advocate for myself last season. I'm like, no, girl,

43:52

you fucked over Rodney. We all saw you didn't

43:54

want him. You didn't want him,

43:56

but it's not that you didn't advocate for yourself.

43:59

So so

44:01

so here she's back, and I think

44:03

she's like, Okay, Aaron made it to

44:06

the top three, He's got some status

44:08

in the franchise. I'll just couple off of air and B

44:10

and I'll clean up. I'll stick with one person and

44:12

I'll clean up my act. I went she went on the day with John

44:14

and then she's stuck with Aaron B and

44:16

like, I think she was just cleaning up her

44:19

image. And so

44:21

apparently the

44:23

ex girlfriend was talking to Charity

44:25

that he was with right before the show. There's major

44:28

red flags. So she goes back and she

44:30

talks to Olivia and she's upset about

44:32

something that Kat said. So,

44:35

uh, so Kat is scrambling

44:38

lighting fires all over the beach and

44:42

what's her name? Eliza goes to talk to Wells, and

44:44

Wells is like, well, why don't you go ask him?

44:47

I don't know what to do, and so

44:50

she goes and she asks him. Look,

44:52

Cat and Charity are close, and Kat

44:54

asked Charity to run down the guys and

44:57

Charity told her just basically

44:59

to watch out for you, to stay away

45:01

from air and b he's not a good guy. There's

45:04

a He's like, oh, there's a dark cloud over

45:06

my head. That surprises me. That surprises

45:08

me. The cat brought me up. Okay, Look,

45:11

I had an X that I broke up with in

45:13

August and she's been putting

45:15

my name all out there, all over the internet,

45:18

and there was ending this thing over text

45:20

for two days and it was after New Year's

45:22

there's another one and this other girl that wants and we

45:24

were chatting and you know, there

45:28

was a thing and we hooked up and then but we worn'd

45:30

together. And then two days after New Year's I

45:32

texted her. She's like, wait a minute, so your girlfriend

45:35

or she's like, he's like, no, my ex or the

45:37

girl. She's like, so one AX

45:39

is talking about the other ex and he's like yeah,

45:42

I mean look he just it took

45:44

about ten minutes of him, there

45:46

was something he whatever the rumor

45:49

is, he did it. That's

45:51

all I have to say. He does. I mean, it says

45:53

shadiest if you were a prosecutor

45:55

Doug Benson, and boy do I wish you were. What

45:59

do you think happened?

46:02

Uh?

46:03

I think he just has a messy dating

46:05

life and uh and then also comes

46:07

on these shows and he seems

46:09

like a nice enough dude,

46:11

but yeah, he's everything

46:14

he was saying, like it was just so like, well,

46:17

if I just make it extra confusing, if

46:20

if my answer to everything just makes it's just

46:22

hard to track and hard to figure out what, you

46:25

know, what's what?

46:26

Uh, maybe I can.

46:28

Slip out of this, But there's still it's

46:31

everyone's throwing around the keys. He was

46:33

on these shows for the wrong reasons, and

46:35

it's just like no one's on.

46:37

The show for the right reason.

46:38

Yeah.

46:39

Yeah, it's they're all wanting publicity or

46:41

to you know, fall in love magically

46:44

fall in love. But there's you know, it's

46:47

usually not just one or the other. It's you know,

46:50

it's a combination.

46:51

I mean, has anybody googled

46:54

it? Do we know?

46:55

Is there?

46:56

I wonder if we can let's just I

46:58

can't even.

46:59

Tell I

47:01

can't really find I don't

47:04

understand the time frame either, because he

47:06

says, I he

47:09

said, we broke up in

47:12

September or something.

47:13

I got the call for Bachelor in December,

47:15

and then this chick broke up with me by

47:18

text after New Year's So was

47:21

he going to

47:23

do the Bachelor not on the ex girlfriend

47:25

but the girl? Like, it's very confusing,

47:27

who who these characters are?

47:29

He called his ex girlfriend disgruntled.

47:32

Right then, But he's saying, there's an ex girlfriend

47:35

and then there's a girl.

47:36

Yeah, Anna, do you is there a Reddit thread

47:39

of what this is?

47:40

Not that I can find, but

47:42

I'll kill me think I'm finding her?

47:44

People mean like what happened? Also

47:47

confused? Yeah, that's like mainly what I'm

47:49

saying.

47:49

So then we see, so there was a girl,

47:52

right, and so the girl he dated and him broke up, But then

47:54

there was another girl, and so that girl and him dated and

47:56

then broke up. But to Pierce Ben, there's a fourteenth

47:58

girl, and there was that girl as well, but that girl

48:00

came in and texted him and said that she had

48:03

spoken to Charity. But that girl is actually

48:05

that first girl, and the reality is that we're not even

48:07

really sure what Aaron b Is talking about at all, because he's

48:09

mentioned about fourteen different women and

48:11

nobody knows what he's talking about, right, But.

48:13

He sure did get nervous when Charity's

48:15

feet walk down the stairs. I mean, you

48:18

know, there is such a shady

48:20

you know, he did it, whatever it is,

48:23

and it's hard to even tell what it is. He

48:25

was terrified that

48:28

Charity was walking down the stairs. Yeah, that's

48:31

love.

48:32

Kat deciding to tell this to Eliza

48:34

three weeks into the show.

48:35

Yeah, yeah, oh, I forgot to tell

48:38

you, oh right the way and

48:40

then in the bathroom where most of the time

48:42

that does not make it on the show, they don't do

48:44

that shady recording and using

48:46

it anyway.

48:47

Shit, you know, this totally felt

48:49

totally fake, like they I feel like

48:51

the producers like told

48:54

Kat this. They knew Charity was coming

48:56

on because oh, Charity just happens to.

48:57

Be there, she's

48:58

already, and

49:02

they also saw that Kat was on a tear

49:04

burning down and it's basically like if

49:06

I don't get to be a happy couple, neither do any

49:08

of you.

49:09

So they were like, oh, yeah, you want to tell a lie.

49:11

So this I'm going to set all her way,

49:14

right. Oh, I'm going to set all the

49:16

fires on the beach until I get a rose.

49:19

Every fire, i'm gonna break up. Like, if

49:21

you're happy, I'm going to set a fire on your lawn. I'm

49:23

gonna set a fire on your lawn. Fuck

49:25

you forever and ever, Tanner, fuck you, Davy

49:27

up.

49:29

I'm the boss, and I

49:31

like what she told the would be that she was trying to help

49:33

him, trying to help help with.

49:35

The whole situation.

49:37

I know.

49:39

She puts a weird spin on things sometimes.

49:41

Pada Brewster.

49:44

If she's trying to get his rose now.

49:46

Oh my god, I know.

49:50

She's breaking everybody up. Yes, Paget,

49:52

I think. I think when we were

49:55

questioning earlier, like is she really close

49:57

with all the girls? Is she close with Charity? I

50:00

you think kat is one of those women that

50:02

if you have to deal with them at

50:04

work or in a social circle as

50:06

a woman, it's keep your enemy close,

50:08

right, Like you just keep

50:11

telling her she's pretty and I trust

50:13

you, and hey, let's giggle because

50:15

she's dangerous.

50:17

Because she's dangerous.

50:18

That's why people say, oh, yeah she's my friend.

50:20

Yeah, she's absolutely done

50:22

that with viporous women.

50:24

Mey too, I have to deal with me

50:26

too. You're terrifying.

50:29

You just want to placate them and make them

50:31

feel special so they don't burn

50:33

you.

50:33

Me too. There's

50:36

a bunch of all. Yeah, they

50:39

scare me, and

50:42

there's so much richer that I am. It's worked

50:44

for them, like it really worked out. Everyone's

50:48

afraid of them. They're like, here's the money, just leave

50:50

me alone. Side

50:53

note, I wanted as well, this is all happening.

50:56

I thought this is a This is what Olivia said,

50:59

we're getting closer to out of the episode. This

51:01

is how she handled John Henry. I thought she handled

51:03

it so well. She didn't get all bananas

51:06

and needy. She pulled him aside and

51:11

she's like, hey, how you doing, And

51:14

he's like, look, I like you. You

51:16

are my number one priority, but I owe

51:18

it to myself. And

51:21

then like to explore this, I hate that

51:23

phrase. I owe it to myself to go make out

51:25

with your enemy. And then

51:27

she says, yeah, she's literally throwing

51:29

herself at you because she doesn't have a rose. She

51:32

goes, I missed you. Yeah,

51:34

I decided I wasn't going to interrupt you out

51:37

of respect for you to let you do your thing,

51:40

but obviously I care about you. And he's

51:42

like, I missed you a lot. And then they just start

51:44

kissing on the beach and watching

51:49

cat screaming hell no, John Henry

51:51

is mine, and then she said I

51:53

think that made John Henry feel uncomfortable when

51:55

Olivia was kissing him on the beach and

51:59

I fell. Olivia handled that with

52:03

grace and poise of saying, look, I didn't

52:05

like it, but I'm gonna let you do your thing, and

52:07

like, and I think she's a really good

52:10

kisser. Like I think she knows,

52:12

like when she sucked his finger and

52:14

when she kisses him, I think she knows.

52:16

She's like a really good kisser. Oh

52:19

yeah, I think she's like got

52:21

the confidence of like she

52:24

knows, like just

52:26

let me just remind you what you're missing.

52:29

But she is the smartest person there. Yes,

52:31

And basically what she's saying to him is

52:33

I missed you. I really like you, and

52:36

he's responding, whoa, oh

52:39

that's nice to hear.

52:40

Who does yeh hear that?

52:41

And then she's probably a great kisser. I bet you're right.

52:44

I get the feeling. Again.

52:46

She kind of sits back and then she like

52:48

does the finger suck or the mouth kiss

52:50

and is like, I'll be over here, Doug

52:53

Benson, what do you think of that move?

52:57

I think it's hilarious.

52:58

The kat in the in her interview about

53:00

that, I was like talking about how gross it

53:02

was.

53:03

After all she talks about is getting a tongue.

53:05

In her mouth on the beach, and then

53:07

it happens to somebody else with the guy she's

53:09

already been, you know, paired

53:12

up with suddenly

53:14

cats Like, that's the most disgusting thing a person

53:16

could do.

53:18

She said, my friend would never do

53:20

that to me.

53:22

Yeah, a friend of mine would never do that, but

53:24

she does it. She's been doing it since. She did

53:27

do it again next week.

53:29

Yeah. And then she called Olivia territorial

53:32

or possessive.

53:34

It's disgusting,

53:37

Like it's mine, bitch, you are so

53:39

territorial.

53:40

She was like, what the fuck is wrong with

53:42

you?

53:43

This woman has?

53:45

I mean, I just like, like I said, I

53:47

think my least favorite versus ever be on any

53:49

of these ships. I just can't stand her. I hate

53:51

everything about her.

53:53

Yeah, she's she's entertaining

53:56

TV and it's time for her

53:58

to go.

53:59

Yes, Oh, I hope she doesn't.

54:02

I think he's had one more. We'll have one more

54:04

fun. I think she will light the town

54:06

on fire on her way out. We

54:08

will have one explosion

54:11

at the gas factory. Like I think it

54:13

will just be an epic

54:16

departure. But like, who's

54:18

going to give her the rose?

54:20

Well, apparently there's some huge surprise

54:23

coming, so what if it is? Aaron.

54:25

Henry gets mixed up with both of them to

54:28

the point where he's just like, I can't even

54:30

I don't even want to be in the middle of this. And he doesn't

54:32

give a rose to anybody show

54:35

him.

54:35

Like putting down the road.

54:40

Yeah, okay, I missed that.

54:41

I don't want to lose. Wow,

54:44

Olivia, Olivia, you are

54:46

the most compelling storyline for me.

54:48

Use your Headeohn Henry, she's

54:51

on top of your body.

54:54

Rice side from

54:56

women.

54:57

He's used to just looking at barnacles down

54:59

deep in.

55:01

And then and then the vibrating tongue

55:04

ring. It's such a weird combo. Side

55:06

note Aaron and Charity

55:09

cut circling back. When Charity shows

55:11

up, he starts

55:13

freaking out. He's like, these

55:17

rumors might ruin my life. Charity,

55:19

how keen are you to destroy

55:22

my life, and I'm like, it sounds like you did

55:24

it yourself, dude. Like she's

55:26

not doing it. She's just telling you, like the girls,

55:29

what happened, and like you

55:31

kind of sounds like you kind of.

55:34

Right, but the show itself didn't show us

55:36

what happened right, kind of mysteriously

55:39

cut like you just was suddenly like, well you're

55:41

done, goodbye.

55:42

Yeah, rumors

55:44

going to rumors on a TV show Paradise

55:47

is going to ruin your life. It's

55:50

I don't know, it's.

55:53

Relationship with Eliza definitely

55:56

could put.

55:59

Okay, you got who do you

56:01

think? I'm going to read a couple of reviews.

56:03

I'm going to read some emails, and I want you to think

56:05

who you think is going to get engaged on the beach? I'm gonna

56:07

read one email. This is rosepodcastrogmail

56:10

dot com. This is from Taylor Kutner, a Canadian

56:12

reality TV producing podcast

56:15

fan. Okay, first of all, massive fan

56:17

of the podcast. You had me hooked

56:19

since I started watching The Bachelor, singleer and sad.

56:23

Okay, he found he found really except this Rose. Okay,

56:26

now Here we go, Here we go. This is about the Canadian

56:28

brothers and sisters of the Bachelor World. They

56:31

did have their own version. However, only

56:34

three seasons of Bachelor Canada

56:36

were ever made. There was only that's because we were asking

56:38

how Blake could be on, how he's

56:40

in the US, and then how there was Paradise,

56:43

So I guess they ever only had three seasons

56:45

ever starting into it ended in twenty

56:47

seventeen for Bachelor Canada and there

56:49

was only one season ever of Bachelorette

56:52

Canada in twenty sixteen. However,

56:55

they do even though they don't have the main

56:57

thing, they do have Bachelor and Paradise.

57:00

They have two seasons under their belt and they're

57:02

awaiting renewal that

57:05

Canadian icon and BP success story.

57:07

Kevin, do you remember Kevin seventh? Kevin that

57:09

Ashley I and then he did he did

57:11

Winter Games and then he did Paradise and he got

57:14

married to Ingrid

57:16

Astroid.

57:18

Yeah.

57:19

The fun twist about BP Canada

57:22

is that it features contestants from the US

57:24

and Canadian franchises Alex

57:26

Russian Alex did it, as well

57:29

as members of Bachelor Nation, which

57:31

can include does any other people from Canada,

57:33

Canadian reality shows, American reality

57:36

shows and are just hot random people.

57:38

That's fun. Current BP contestant

57:41

Canadian. Sam was in Big Brother Canada

57:43

before she was on Bachelor in Paradise, Canada,

57:46

so that's all pretty fun. I just thought I

57:48

would just share, like how because we were wondering

57:50

how this could happen, So I thought that was

57:52

a pretty fun twist.

57:54

That's great info. Thank you.

57:56

Yeah.

57:57

Also, we loved getting your email. Thank you

57:59

for the awesome about Canada. You know what else?

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podcast ever. Longtime

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listener Boobs in the Moonlight, first

58:38

time reviewer, Arden, her

58:40

guests, and her fabulous production team

58:42

consistently delivered the best podcast

58:45

for Bachelor Friends fans.

58:48

I love the ogs, paget

58:50

Robin Aaron, but also adore Gareth

58:52

Reynolds and other newer editions. I

58:55

just finished Arden's book and I'm giving five

58:57

stars because JJ didn't raise a drip?

59:00

How great? How great was it? That

59:03

was a great review? And how great are they new? How

59:05

great were Seth and Tammy on Golden

59:07

Bachelor? They were funny,

59:10

so funny. Yeah,

59:12

it's it's been really fun. One

59:14

of my highlights in New York has been getting to

59:16

do the podcast in person and sort of

59:19

like deep in my friendships here with people. That's

59:21

what's so fun about this podcast. I hope you guys

59:23

come out to the show that I'm doing with Brian Sophie. I'll give

59:25

them. I like when I like when my, when

59:28

my, well you said this Rose fans come out to the

59:30

no autographs, please show I

59:32

really quickly?

59:32

Can?

59:33

I also give some love to Anna

59:35

and Mave. Yes, it's

59:37

so funny. It's such great guests.

59:40

Yeah, and Mave is coming back

59:43

next week with Carolina

59:46

nice. Remember how Carolina was great

59:48

with Jordan on the first one. Yeah, she was

59:50

funny, full circle, full circle.

59:53

Well anyway.

59:56

Also, here's another five star one from hardcore

59:58

listener. Pot is Dead Gore just such

1:00:00

a fun host, great roster of new and returning

1:00:03

guests. Such a fun reason to watch the Batch universe.

1:00:05

Okay, no reason needed for Paradise,

1:00:07

but I'd miss half the producer pranks and fun

1:00:10

without this rehash. I'd love to

1:00:12

hear Ashley Gavin on the pod pretty

1:00:14

please and Nicole Bayer and says sheer,

1:00:16

but they don't watch, so that'd be more work. Uh,

1:00:19

you know what, everybody that we can include,

1:00:22

it's fun. We love hearing your suggestions.

1:00:24

We love looping people in, you know, like

1:00:26

it's the more the merrier. Okay,

1:00:30

so who do you think will be

1:00:32

a final Who do you think is getting engaged?

1:00:34

It's gonna be Avan and Kylie? Is

1:00:36

that who's going to get engaged? Because there's somebody that gets

1:00:39

engaged, it looks like at the end, I

1:00:42

think.

1:00:43

That I think they teased in the beginning

1:00:45

there will be, uh

1:00:48

not just an engagement as plat out,

1:00:51

didn't they they did?

1:00:53

I think I think it's some other couple though I

1:00:55

don't think how did have one in Paradise.

1:00:57

I think didn't you think.

1:00:58

It was Beca and Thomas that's going to get

1:01:01

married there?

1:01:02

I don't even remember who I said,

1:01:04

but there will be

1:01:07

so you're right, yes,

1:01:10

there is going to be a wedding on the beach.

1:01:13

Yeah, I bet, I bet it's from last season.

1:01:15

I bet you're right.

1:01:17

Yeah, Becca and Thomas because they're engaged,

1:01:19

you have a baby, they're not married yet.

1:01:21

That's what it was like.

1:01:22

There you go, that's pretty fun.

1:01:24

I did say that. Yeah, I still and

1:01:26

as soon as.

1:01:27

I was like, that's it, it's got to be them.

1:01:30

I don't think any of these couples are gonna last.

1:01:32

Like they don't.

1:01:33

Just know they're not.

1:01:34

They're no Tanner and there're no

1:01:36

Tanner and Jade.

1:01:37

They're all hanging on by a thread.

1:01:39

Agree to agree. All right, we're

1:01:41

gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back

1:01:43

with tweeter of the week. Guys,

1:01:47

it's put

1:01:52

on keys and

1:01:58

all right, here we go. Here, here are our tweets.

1:02:01

You know what, because we're doing paradise on Mondays.

1:02:03

Just do it over the week. Just do it by like Sunday.

1:02:06

Uh you could tweet to me or

1:02:09

Anna at Arta marine m yri I n or

1:02:11

Ana josey h O S s n I H. Make

1:02:13

sure you do hashtag w y A t R.

1:02:15

And if you're like, uh, fuck

1:02:18

you, Elon musk I don't want to be on

1:02:20

X. I'm gonna be on threads.

1:02:23

Doctor Banana's on threads and you can tag

1:02:25

her at selling hoseeny

1:02:28

a. Here we go. Okay,

1:02:30

this is from lou sass At, Sir weirdl

1:02:34

Aaron b having a disgruntled X

1:02:36

is as predictable as Braydon doing a

1:02:38

Borat impression. He's now done

1:02:40

too, He's done two

1:02:42

Borat impressions. Did that hurt your feelings?

1:02:45

Doug Benson? Did it bother you as a comedian?

1:02:49

I'll mean at least with the very excite.

1:02:52

He was very excited at the time.

1:02:55

Oh my god, it's not one of the

1:02:57

ones that get quoted as much.

1:02:59

Guess what, Wait, we didn't even discuss that this

1:03:01

there's so many plot lines, there

1:03:03

were so many hot plots. We didn't even discuss.

1:03:06

Hold the presses, hold your tweets.

1:03:09

Here we go. We're gonna thank you. I'm so glad

1:03:11

we got to that. Well, look,

1:03:14

Paradise says, you know, is a buckshot

1:03:16

thing. Okay, so poor. At

1:03:18

the end of last week, we saw Rachel

1:03:21

the most. I feel badly for

1:03:23

her as about set on the beach. Nobody is

1:03:25

pursuing this person. She got rid of horrible

1:03:27

sean last week she had seemingly

1:03:30

I was actually kind of happy

1:03:32

in a weird way for she and Branden. They went

1:03:34

on the pinata date. They looked

1:03:37

banana pants coming back covered in paint

1:03:39

and pinada stuff, but they seemed

1:03:41

happy. They both seemed legitimately like

1:03:44

full, loosen, fancy free. They seem like they

1:03:46

had fun. I've never seen

1:03:48

her seem more relaxed and happy, and

1:03:52

I felt really badly for

1:03:55

her when a new person came

1:03:57

down to the beach. What was this woman's name? Becca?

1:03:59

Was it Becca?

1:04:01

No? That

1:04:05

was out night one on something and

1:04:07

yes, they had to call up pictures

1:04:10

of her.

1:04:10

Yes, I think her name is yes,

1:04:18

and yes, and she's

1:04:22

very sexy and she's like, the

1:04:24

guys are here for it. Everybody

1:04:27

wants to get a rose or get the date card from

1:04:29

Becca, and you

1:04:32

know, she goes. She pulls them all aside,

1:04:35

and she talks to Brandon and

1:04:38

you know, and she kept being like, so you think

1:04:40

you could vibe with me? Yeah, I think we're vibing.

1:04:42

I can vibe with you. Do you think you vibe with

1:04:44

me? Yeah, we could totally vibe. And so like

1:04:47

Rachel's watching this, he

1:04:49

doesn't even like. He

1:04:52

immediately not only does he not

1:04:54

even talk to Rachel, he holds

1:04:56

her hand immediately from the

1:04:58

table as they walked down to the beach, and

1:05:01

he's like, I'm so excited

1:05:04

that I get to go on a date with Becca.

1:05:07

I'm ready to enjoy it, and I

1:05:10

want to have a summer fling. I want to be in love.

1:05:12

I'm like he I'm

1:05:15

like, oh, you are kind of a total fuck

1:05:17

boy. Like you're awful, Like

1:05:19

you can turn on the machine

1:05:22

like a movie star, like movie starts at the capacity

1:05:24

to make you feel like like they can

1:05:26

turn on the light beam and you feel like you've

1:05:28

been seen. But that's like they do it to everybody in

1:05:30

the room and you think you're the only one. And like

1:05:33

I felt badly for Rachel, did you

1:05:35

guys?

1:05:37

I did well.

1:05:38

She's got terrible taste in men always.

1:05:43

I know she could have even who hasn't even

1:05:45

said hello to her.

1:05:46

I was happy for them that they were having

1:05:49

fun together, you know, but I wish

1:05:51

they were both more using it as a placeholder.

1:05:53

But she was falling for.

1:05:54

Him, so

1:05:57

she's so then she's

1:05:59

like my Braden's when eighty makes me feel

1:06:01

bad. I'm tired of asking people to

1:06:03

hang out with me. I don't want to

1:06:06

force somebody to like me.

1:06:09

Date was dressing up his pinatas and

1:06:11

like running around giving people candy and stuff.

1:06:13

They didn't like make out or it

1:06:15

wasn't romantic.

1:06:17

But then they made out on the beach. They made out a

1:06:19

lot on the beach. Yeah, and then he lifted

1:06:21

her up. He also did the dirty dancing lift

1:06:23

with her, and they were like, oh, there was two dirty

1:06:25

dancing lists, which is hard to do.

1:06:27

All right. I just remember the part where they came

1:06:29

back and we're.

1:06:30

Just no, they were making

1:06:32

They.

1:06:33

Just seemed like a couple of lunatics.

1:06:35

They were kissing and like, I

1:06:37

think they had a really fun date.

1:06:40

So they go to the tantric kitchen another

1:06:45

food in the heat. So it's

1:06:48

the Coachina Tantrica.

1:06:50

He's excited. It's about to get stea me.

1:06:53

So they start out with feeding each other's champagne

1:06:56

and they look into each other's eyes and they have champagne.

1:06:58

He's speechless. Then they feed each

1:07:00

other oysters in the heat. She's

1:07:03

like, I'm feeding you. You're my man.

1:07:05

He's like, I'm very excited. I'm

1:07:07

excited. I'm very excited.

1:07:10

And then she's like, this

1:07:12

is not even real. You're like a prince charming.

1:07:15

You look like Johnny Depp, a young

1:07:17

Johnny Depp, I mean,

1:07:19

and he goes he goes like, yeah, I had fun with Rachel

1:07:22

yesterday, but this date with Becca

1:07:24

blew that date out of the water. And

1:07:27

they kiss. He's like, I'm

1:07:29

more carefree. I'm a goofball. My

1:07:31

heart's beating. Meanwhile, Rachel's

1:07:34

alone in the surf hoping. It like sucks

1:07:36

her out to see it's

1:07:38

like under the dark surf

1:07:41

by herself with the crabs,

1:07:43

and then they Tyler and even two

1:07:45

guys that got hometowns on her season

1:07:48

are like, yeah, Rachel's soon happy like they

1:07:50

were on Cloud one hundred yesterday.

1:07:53

I haven't seen her like that before. Where does she

1:07:55

go from here? She starts

1:07:58

crying and

1:08:00

then she's like, why would he put me through

1:08:02

this? This is so dumb on so many

1:08:05

levels. It's just like so

1:08:08

fucking brutal, and

1:08:11

like they're just like he's

1:08:13

just like all in and I

1:08:16

just feel so badly for her. I think this is gonna be the

1:08:18

end of the line for Rachel Paget.

1:08:21

I agree I agree. I think he's gonna

1:08:24

she's going, she's gone home. I hope

1:08:27

she doesn't lose it on Braanden like

1:08:29

I hope she keeps some dignity

1:08:32

because it.

1:08:35

He was me stop that Ganes.

1:08:39

He pulled a cat, but he does it in a

1:08:41

more charming manner. He's just

1:08:43

not he's just as cold, but

1:08:45

he's like a puppy about it. Like, but it's

1:08:48

just as cold of a move, but he just doesn't

1:08:50

do it screaming. He does it like a golden

1:08:52

retriever.

1:08:54

She's aware.

1:08:56

Oh sorry, I hate to defend

1:08:58

Braidon, but he also

1:09:01

he appears sympathetic to Kat and what

1:09:03

she's going through when you know, when

1:09:05

he sees what happened to him happened

1:09:08

to her. Oh, he actually felt kind

1:09:10

of bad for her. At least he was saying that's

1:09:12

how he felt. Yeah, so you

1:09:14

know, he's a real he's a real mixed bag.

1:09:16

I think he's a lot like Thomas in

1:09:19

that he could be a villain or a good guy.

1:09:21

Just depends on. Yeah, what

1:09:23

he leans into it's

1:09:26

brutal, and who he does it with.

1:09:27

You know, he might this girl Becca

1:09:29

might be perfect for him.

1:09:33

Doctor Banana, what did you think about this?

1:09:36

Ah, God, Brydon

1:09:39

is he's I don't know. These dudes

1:09:41

are real clueless.

1:09:44

Yeah, it's brutal.

1:09:47

I don't know. I didn't love it. I felt bad

1:09:49

for Rachel.

1:09:51

I did too, Katie

1:09:54

Levine.

1:09:57

Yeah, it just like felt very out of

1:09:59

nowhere because seemed like they had a good

1:10:01

connection and they had a good time.

1:10:04

And also like it just

1:10:06

seemed really shitty on Braiden because like that's what

1:10:08

Kat did to him, and he was upset

1:10:10

by it, and then he kept saying when it happened

1:10:13

to Kat with Tanner being like, well, Carmel's a

1:10:15

bitch, and it's like, well you just did

1:10:17

it, you know, and Rachel

1:10:19

just yes, she seemed blindsided. Yeah, and I felt

1:10:22

really bad for her, Like Braiden obviously,

1:10:24

like it's funny because we all kind of turned around

1:10:26

on him for a little bit being like, oh, he's not so bad,

1:10:28

and now we're all like, oh no, he sucks.

1:10:30

Yeah.

1:10:30

So I mean, honestly, I think she probably you know, dodged

1:10:33

a bullet there anyways.

1:10:35

Yeah, but.

1:10:37

It just sucks because she seemed like excited

1:10:39

and happy.

1:10:40

I know, I feel badly for her all

1:10:42

right now, guys. Now

1:10:44

we're ready for Tweeted the Week? Are you guys ready?

1:10:47

Yes, we have about five entries. This is

1:10:49

from Shyanne Constant at Trixie Firecracker

1:10:51

me trying to figure out if we missed the whole air and

1:10:53

BT because we were all flabbergasted

1:10:56

by dude telling Charity during dinner I

1:10:58

cheated with him, cheated on my ex. But I need to

1:11:00

spend the night with you again to see if I won't cheat

1:11:02

again.

1:11:04

Yeah, that was him, No,

1:11:06

it.

1:11:06

Was it was that was the other guy. Wait,

1:11:09

behavior that was Xavier.

1:11:11

Thank you.

1:11:11

So we were distracted by Xavier.

1:11:14

So that's how we miss Karen b shit.

1:11:16

That's how we didn't notice. Okay, I was missing

1:11:18

some of that in my memory. Thank you.

1:11:20

This is another shining constant one getting

1:11:23

dump sucks. But yeah, Kat gives band

1:11:25

from multiple Starbucks energy. I

1:11:27

don't know who she pissed off, but she definitely

1:11:29

is getting the not pleasant at hit. Yeah,

1:11:35

she does feel like she's banned a multiple

1:11:37

stars.

1:11:38

You know, she's been like I can't speak to the manager.

1:11:40

She's playing with her hair, yes, getting

1:11:42

her hair in her food, complainingly a better food.

1:11:44

I'm sure Okay, this was an early one or loose

1:11:47

sass Aaron b having a distorental to exes

1:11:49

as predictable as Braiden doing a board impression

1:11:51

not to forget him Our p photo

1:11:54

at Ryan Paulson photo. I wasn't

1:11:56

dumped. I wasn't dumped. Kat continues

1:11:59

to assist as she's slowly shrinks and transforms

1:12:01

into a corn cob.

1:12:05

Absurdist humor.

1:12:06

I like it, okay, and

1:12:09

then here we go. Final two. Sarah

1:12:11

Kanter had much ado about b Tanner.

1:12:14

I feel like we have very different

1:12:16

personalities. Translation, Kat,

1:12:18

you are an insane birth Zilla.

1:12:21

We're done. That's the birthday

1:12:23

Godzilla. And final

1:12:26

one Lauren Jane Johnson Edwards by lij

1:12:29

Blake. Being the most mature person

1:12:31

on this beach was certainly not on my bingo

1:12:34

card. I

1:12:37

think my top two

1:12:39

would be I

1:12:42

think Starbucks. Yeah,

1:12:44

I think Starbucks, and

1:12:48

I don't know what do you think?

1:12:49

Doug was

1:12:52

the first one again.

1:12:53

The first one.

1:12:54

We have the boor at and

1:12:56

we have the flabberg acid about

1:12:59

like the Xavier one.

1:13:01

Oh yeah, Xavier R.

1:13:05

I'll do okay, here we go.

1:13:07

Shyann Constant a Trixie firecracker getting

1:13:10

dump sucks. I'm gonna even shorten this for

1:13:12

her Shyang constant a Trixie Firecracker

1:13:14

getting dump sucks, but yeah, Kat gives band

1:13:17

from multiple Starbucks energy. I'm

1:13:19

shortening it. I just

1:13:21

edited her joke and I'm

1:13:24

gonna do loose sass. Aaron b having a just rentled

1:13:27

exes as predictable as Breeden doing a borat

1:13:29

impression Starbucks or borat Doug

1:13:31

Benson Starbucks.

1:13:33

Okay, Pat Jet, They're

1:13:36

both great.

1:13:36

I gotta go with Starbucks.

1:13:38

Okay, Doctor BB's, I

1:13:40

gotta go with Starbucks. Kat money

1:13:43

Starbucks. It's a it is a

1:13:46

sweep shying constant getting dump sucks,

1:13:48

but yeah, Cat gives banned from Martible, multiple

1:13:50

Starbucks energy. All right, Doug Benson,

1:13:52

what would you like to promote?

1:13:54

Well, you know I'm doing these shows Benson

1:13:57

Movie Interruption at the Dioces

1:13:59

type Writer in La once

1:14:01

a month, and I'm also doing one at the

1:14:03

Grammar Seat in New York City. Oh

1:14:06

yeah, mari In is joining

1:14:08

me on that one, and that's

1:14:10

on twenty six

1:14:13

at the Grammar Sy Theater.

1:14:14

That's going to be so fun. That's

1:14:17

I'm excited to do that.

1:14:18

Yeah, douglasmovies dot com for all

1:14:20

of my dates and stuff.

1:14:23

Our next we still have a few tickets left for our

1:14:25

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1:14:27

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1:14:51

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1:14:54

It's going to be our improv guests. So that

1:14:56

tickets are you can get it at the Allegtion for

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Los Angeles. Doctor

1:15:01

Banana, what would you like to promote?

1:15:04

You know, keep tweeting at us I'm at a host NY

1:15:06

on Twitter, at Selling hosts

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NIY on Instagram, and check out our Patreon.

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We're doing Southern Charma We're about to start.

1:15:13

Also Winter House kat

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1:15:24

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Have you been thinking about adopting now, it's a great time.

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If you can't adopt, fostering is

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a great way to help, and it saves a lot

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of lives.

1:15:40

Patya Brewster, I

1:15:42

would love to promote the end

1:15:44

of the sag after strike as soon as

1:15:46

my god. I hope we get a good contract.

1:15:48

I hope it happens very soon. I think all of us really

1:15:50

desperately want to go back to work, and I know we're

1:15:53

suffering, and so that's what I would like to promote.

1:15:55

Me too.

1:15:56

I get that news soon, me

1:15:58

too.

1:16:00

All Right, you guys, we love you so

1:16:02

much. We're gonna be back. We will be back. I'll

1:16:04

be recording the next Golden Bachelor

1:16:06

one this Friday, and then

1:16:09

we'll be doing our Bachelor

1:16:11

and Paradise next Monday. Look, it's it's

1:16:13

hard with the Thursday double drop, but we're

1:16:15

doing our best. And thanks for keeping

1:16:17

up with us until next time. My name is Ardon

1:16:19

Marine. Thank you so much.

1:16:20

Goodbye. Oh

1:16:22

yeah, we're gonna

1:16:24

get all up in you tonight. It

1:16:27

feels so good. I

1:16:30

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