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It's time for Windows Weekly. Richard Campbell is
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in Portugal, Paul Therot's in Mexico,
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I'm in Rhode Island, but we're going to talk
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about Microsoft. Lots to say, including
0:09
Microsoft finalizing the Activision Blizzard
0:12
acquisition. Final words
0:14
about this, at least for some time. Microsoft
0:18
finally reveals how many Windows 11 PCs
0:21
there are. Can we call Windows 11 a
0:23
success? Plus, we'll
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talk about that $29 billion
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bill for back taxes.
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How did Microsoft run up such a big tax
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bill? It's all coming up next on
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is Windows Weekly with Paul Therot
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and Richard Campbell. Episode 851, recorded
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It's time for Windows Weekly, the show we cover
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the latest news from Microsoft, of
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course, with our good friend, to
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my... are you on
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my left or on your on my right?
2:05
Anyway this guy over here, Paul Thurotte who
2:10
is in Mexico City today.
2:12
He is poking us. Hi Paul from
2:15
Thurotte.com and LeanPo.com.
2:17
Hola Leo! Como
2:21
estas? And
2:24
in Portugal, in Porto, home
2:26
of port. And so there's... it's
2:29
kind of no... any port in a storm. Richard
2:31
Campbell. And it's pretty
2:34
stormy here today actually. Is it really? Yeah.
2:36
And you're in a conference I think. Otherwise
2:38
you've got people in your house walking around. I don't
2:40
know. The conference center is after hours
2:42
so things are getting tidied up but we're
2:45
all done now so we're ready.
2:47
Nice! Richard of course from Run As
2:49
Radio and I... from now
2:52
on I'm going to call you the peripatetic Richard
2:54
Campbell. I'm also, if you show the full shot,
2:56
he's also today ladies and gentlemen between
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two ferns. Yeah.
3:01
They were nice enough to put ferns in my room. The least
3:03
I think I could do is put them in the shop. I'm sure
3:05
they saw you sitting against the wall and were like, you know what this
3:07
thing needs? Cone. Ferns! I
3:12
am, as I was yesterday, in
3:14
Providence, Rhode Island at my mom's house
3:18
visiting which is... I am a huge fan of
3:20
plantation shutters. I've always wanted those. Oh,
3:22
these are great aren't they? I love them. I love them
3:24
so much. She has a nice house
3:26
I have to say. You can leave the
3:28
top one open, walk around naked, no one needs to know.
3:30
It's all good. That's a good point. They just say,
3:33
maybe he's not wearing a shirt. Yep. We don't
3:35
know. Sometimes it's just the shirt
3:37
and nothing below so it's fine. There you
3:39
go. You fool them all. I think
3:41
if I open them up it'll be a little too bright so I'm
3:44
gonna keep them closed
3:47
against the typhoon.
3:49
Right, I don't... It's not
3:51
a typhoon. It's quite nice out actually.
3:53
Actually I'm glad I'm not back at our
3:55
studios. It is weirdly
3:57
in northern California, 90 degrees in Petaluma
4:00
and John Jammer B says
4:03
it's gonna be 96 tomorrow. Yeah,
4:06
I don't think weather can be predictable
4:08
anymore. There's no global warming. No.
4:11
Warming was the wrong word. It was more like global
4:13
chaos. I'll tell you where
4:15
we went wrong by calling it global warming or
4:17
climate change. It's pollution,
4:19
boys and girls. Growing
4:22
up as a young man, I have a
4:24
friend who would call, every time it was anything
4:27
lower than 70 say, oh, I thought we were having global
4:29
warming. And it's like, that's
4:31
not- No, no, no, that's a bad name. That's not
4:33
how it works. Yeah. Well,
4:36
we're not having global warming, but what we are having,
4:40
well, maybe we are having. We are having,
4:42
does it feel like I'm gonna, like
4:45
a little seance-y kind of environment?
4:47
Oh, spirits. Everyone, hold
4:49
hands, open your minds. Spirits wild.
4:52
If you are here, please tap
4:56
the table. Oh, it's
4:58
scaring my daughter. I apologize, Abby. She
5:01
thinks it is a seance. She thinks it's a seance.
5:04
Let us talk about the big news
5:06
of the week. Microsoft did it. They
5:09
pulled the string. Yeah.
5:12
And Activision- When you're loving version, oh no, I'm
5:14
sorry. Not that
5:16
string. This string over here, Activision
5:19
Blizzard deal is a fait accompli,
5:22
as the French would say. Except-
5:25
As they should. The FTC says, not
5:28
so fast, Jimmy. Which
5:31
is their name for such an- Surrounded by it,
5:33
as see. I don't know what
5:35
to tell you. This thing took
5:38
over six months longer than it should have. You
5:41
know, the CMA and the FTC
5:43
both had illogical and
5:46
fantastical arguments against it. One
5:48
of which was a post-decide
5:51
in court, despite the one million
5:53
pieces of evidence that they provided
5:55
to the court. The court saw no evidence
5:57
whatsoever to back their claim.
6:00
The issue for UK CMA,
6:03
the Competitive Markets Association was,
6:05
or whatever it is, was cloud
6:08
computing and Microsoft was
6:10
able to get them to shut up, giving
6:13
the cloud computing business to Ubisoft,
6:15
a French company. So here's
6:18
what's, there's two things interesting about that. That
6:21
deal is worldwide, right? So
6:24
if you want to stream Activision Blizzard games, you
6:26
can't do it through Xbox Game Pass Ultimate, you have
6:28
to actually go through Ubisoft. So
6:31
that's interesting. Also, the
6:33
FTC, which you noted is still kind
6:35
of being a sore loser about this and is trying
6:38
it internally after the fact. Guess
6:40
what they're worried about Leo? Can you guess? Cloud
6:42
gaming? Cloud gaming. Yeah. Despite
6:44
this deal, which lasts for 15 years,
6:46
not 10, like its other deals. They
6:50
are still, this is still a concern for these people. So
6:52
I listen, after 15 years
6:54
is over, there will be two administrations
6:57
away from them anyway, so who cares? But
7:00
this is, to me is the story of the
7:02
story, like the illogical
7:05
nature of the regulatory actions that have occurred
7:08
against Microsoft. I'm going to ask you
7:10
this though, both of you, is this a good
7:12
deal for Microsoft? Yeah,
7:15
this is a good, no, that's a good question because
7:17
I, yeah, I saved an article I've not
7:20
read in depth yet, but it was
7:22
basically an analysis of what
7:25
the return on investment might look like because Activision
7:28
has a certain amount of revenues each year
7:30
and there are different game franchises going
7:32
in different directions and what might this look like? Microsoft
7:35
moving things into Game Pass changes the
7:38
scenario dramatically for revenues and
7:41
it's kind of an open question, but the basic
7:43
point of the article is it's going to be hard for them
7:47
to get a financial win out of this. And
7:50
that's a, that's probably a good point. I
7:53
think Microsoft would call
7:55
this an investment. Yeah,
7:57
this is a long term play. recognition
8:00
that there's only going to be
8:02
so many entities that are going to be delivering
8:04
games to consumers.
8:09
Whoever has the most studios is going to win.
8:11
The same way that Disney is dominating
8:15
in the TV space. I would
8:17
just call it entertainment space, right? I mean,
8:19
because it kind of transcends movies
8:22
and just their in-person park
8:24
stuff is a big part of it too. Yeah. So,
8:26
you know, well, it's a pretty neat role.
8:29
Doesn't that kind of imply the FTC was
8:31
right? No.
8:34
This is a winner takes all market and
8:37
if you want to compete. So the FTC's
8:39
concern was that this market
8:41
for game streaming might one day be a big deal. You
8:44
won't find anyone in the gaming industry actually. No, no,
8:46
no. I mean, I think we all agree cloud gaming is
8:49
such a tiny market and has not is unproven.
8:52
And at this point, really likely not to be
8:54
an important market. Well, but you can't unwind
8:57
the things that have already occurred elsewhere in the industry, right?
8:59
So we have Steam, which is very dominant on Windows.
9:02
We have Sony, which is dominant
9:04
in traditional high performance
9:06
consoles. Nintendo, which has its own special
9:09
space, you know. Yeah, but look at Epic,
9:12
which you might say is an equal of those
9:14
that just laid off like 15%
9:17
of the workforce. Yeah. Yeah.
9:20
And I wouldn't say equal up. No,
9:22
I wouldn't either. But here's the thing. I feel like we
9:24
might have semi-debated this at one point a month or two
9:26
ago. But the problem
9:28
is that the natural consolidation that's
9:30
going to occur here is going to occur here anyway.
9:33
And denying Microsoft access
9:37
to a market in which honestly,
9:40
I have to say in pretty, I don't often
9:42
talk about Microsoft this way, but very good faith
9:45
has made the concessions. I think
9:47
that kind of settled the competition
9:50
worries and honestly
9:52
speak to the thing that I got into a little
9:55
naive in a way. But this notion that gaming
9:57
should be open and everywhere and that exclusives
9:59
are. and you know Microsoft
10:02
can't change the market but both Sachin Nadella
10:04
and Spencer well
10:06
it was called Phil Collins there for a second.
10:10
I don't know where that came from. They
10:14
both spoke openly about their
10:17
desire for that for that to be the case and and you
10:19
know people that are worried that this deal will somehow
10:21
restrict gaming in general there will definitely
10:24
be exclusives that come out of this are
10:26
kind of missing the point because in general this will
10:28
make gaming available games I should
10:31
say games more games available more places
10:33
into more people and was the case before the
10:35
acquisition. You say
10:37
in your article you call the FTC
10:39
sore losers and
10:42
you say the FTC can't stop obsessing
10:45
over their stunning defeat at
10:47
the hands of Microsoft. I don't want
10:49
to get like unfortunately this is literally
10:52
a political issue that's all this is
10:54
and that makes me sad because I don't want to go down
10:56
that rabbit hole but there
10:58
is a mandate
11:01
in the current presidential administration for
11:05
regulators to go after big tech
11:09
and they're doing it not
11:12
to existing companies that have things
11:14
they're going it they're going just going after new deals
11:17
and that's what I think is the problem. I
11:19
think this company of this regular regulatory
11:21
body and also the US Department of Justice
11:24
which actually is doing this by the way she focused
11:26
on the existing monopolies that are being abused.
11:30
Not the speculative ones that may appear
11:32
from. Not the minority report future crimes
11:34
we made this up in our head during a fever dream crimes
11:37
that might or might not happen in the future there are very
11:39
real problems in big tech with regards
11:41
to monopoly abuse both
11:44
of consumers and competitors
11:46
and this
11:49
is one of them. Sorry it just
11:51
doesn't. And market consolidations
11:53
happen in lots of other entertainment media. It's not
11:55
going to happen whether you want them to happen or not that's
11:58
the thing. prefer
12:00
on the world of, you know, I don't
12:03
know, small game companies, you know, playing
12:05
the way and making lots of money and being
12:07
successful on algorithms. But they
12:09
can't do that. There's no
12:12
way to build a game for
12:14
the PS five with a small team. It's
12:16
just not a thing. Yeah,
12:19
I might argue with that. You know, the game that I really
12:21
like called Valheim is developed
12:23
by an independent
12:25
gaming company. They're, I think
12:27
only, you know, less than a dozen developers.
12:30
They're distributed by Coffee Stain Studio.
12:34
They're sold at 20 bucks on Steam.
12:36
They're on the Steam platform. So that's
12:38
their marketing platform. And
12:41
it's 20 bucks and they have sold, I think
12:43
they said, 100 million copies now. Wow.
12:47
Yeah, but it's very successful. They're
12:49
notable maybe game developers. No,
12:51
I mean, some indie game developers are successful,
12:54
but I think this is like any other industry. Music industries
12:56
like this, movies are probably like TV shows.
12:59
The high profile successes are all well understood.
13:01
But the million other
13:04
companies have failed without a peep.
13:07
Go unnoticed.
13:09
And I just, I'm
13:11
just, I guess what I'm, I guess my point counterpoint
13:14
is that it doesn't require a massive
13:16
company, massive marketing and billions of dollars
13:19
to make a triple A title. But
13:21
you're right that it's kind of
13:23
like the music industry, which is that the platinum
13:26
albums are few and far between. And occasionally
13:28
you get a Justin Bieber who made it on YouTube,
13:30
but that, but that's not the normal case. A
13:34
company like Activision Blizzard had
13:36
to buy King to get into mobile.
13:39
Right. Just to get it. The most important
13:41
gaming market in the world was
13:44
unattainable by some of the biggest gaming companies. Isn't that interesting?
13:47
Well, and that's why Microsoft acquired
13:49
Activision Blizzard. Yeah. I mean, I
13:51
think that speaks to the, like for a game like Valheim is
13:53
kind of interesting, but say you're that developer. By the way,
13:55
Valheim is on Xbox, not on PlayStation, but
13:57
it is on Xbox. So let's say you're, okay. But
14:00
that's the actually that's okay that speaks to my point so
14:02
I was gonna say for them to actually create
14:04
this game that works across Three
14:06
major platforms that type of game would work on
14:08
which is PC PlayStation and Xbox
14:12
That's an enormous separated. It's hard enough
14:14
for a mobile developer to get ready I
14:17
started on Linux Amazon. I mean I'm Native
14:21
it's the Linux native game. Oh Linux.
14:23
Okay, I mean, but you know what? You know why they could
14:25
do it by the way in all seriousness unity.
14:28
It's built on unity And honestly,
14:30
that's really to me. That's the choke
14:32
point in gaming is unreal engine
14:35
and unity Okay,
14:38
those two Well, but
14:40
see that's a to me that democratizes
14:43
cross-platform development right that this is
14:46
yeah you and I could do a unity game if
14:48
we had skills and talent right and Time
14:51
and the time need to make money 20 years younger.
14:53
Yep I'd
14:56
it's hard. It's These
14:59
get you know games have gotten so complex to call a duty
15:01
game is essentially a Hollywood blockbuster And I mean
15:04
that in sense of terms of budget the size of the
15:06
team right the actors required You
15:09
know the investment and he
15:11
said the words a Leo you said AAA
15:13
games like those top tier
15:17
Titles are nine
15:19
digit numbers to produce. Are you ready
15:21
for this cyberpunk? Which
15:24
which was very highly hailed but
15:26
really I think is somewhat of a failure as
15:28
a game for 100 400 million
15:32
dollars. Yeah, that's what to
15:35
develop it. Yeah a 100 something
15:38
million for DLC Yeah,
15:41
very expensive to do these. Yeah,
15:43
so it's hard. You know you right that's that's not an investment
15:46
It's an impossibility for most companies.
15:48
Yeah, you know, it's just it but it didn't
15:50
pay off No,
15:53
but you know, I by the way give them credit. They keep trying
15:56
I don't play this game, but apparently it's got a lot better since
15:58
long. Yeah, too late By the way,
16:00
first impressions matter in gaming. And
16:04
I'll always think of Cyberpunk 2077 as unplayable.
16:10
I always think of it as Keanu Reeves. Yeah,
16:13
Keanu Reeves and unplayable. I always
16:16
do. Anyway. So the
16:18
debate about Activision to Blizzard will
16:20
continue for years to come, right? When
16:23
Microsoft bought LinkedIn, I questioned whether
16:25
that investment made sense. I question it today.
16:27
I don't think they've ever, whatever it means to
16:29
make money, right? Because there's a lot
16:32
of soft revenue that's
16:34
hard to, maybe I should call it, indirect
16:36
revenue, that's hard to directly
16:39
attribute to that thing that
16:41
you acquired, right? So in the case of Activision Blizzard,
16:44
there'll be some upswing probably in Game Pass
16:46
subscriptions. Does
16:50
that justify their, what
16:52
they did? We'll find out, we'll see. It's kind
16:54
of like when Adobe bought Figma, which by
16:56
the way they've bought it. Did
16:58
they buy it? They've kind of moved on, but
17:01
it was said they had to pay two
17:03
billion for Figma because Figma was
17:05
gonna eat their lunch. So is it an offensive
17:07
acquisition for Microsoft? No,
17:10
I mean, they're the third stringer, and
17:13
still are even with this deal in place. There
17:17
isn't anybody else doing consolidation quite like
17:20
this other than the original incumbent, which is Steam,
17:22
but Steam's not doing a Game Pass.
17:25
They'll sell games one at a time. And
17:28
was it you? I think someone was talking to me about, oh
17:30
no, I think, I'm sorry, I talked to
17:32
Brad Wardell recently from, no, from
17:35
startup. I'm sorry, it was you or him,
17:37
or somebody was talking to me about how successful
17:40
Steam was. And Steam is successful
17:42
doing something very old school, which is what you just described.
17:44
They just, they don't do advertising. They
17:46
don't do, they don't have, like advertising
17:49
in the game or in the app, rather, they
17:51
just, they sell games. Here's the game. Here's the much you
17:53
can pay for it. That's the whole thing they do, and
17:56
it's the biggest game store on Windows. And to be clear, if Steam
17:58
was publicly traded. It would
18:00
be much worse, right? Then
18:03
the Cory Doctorow effect would take over That's right.
18:05
It's owned by a small collection of people who are
18:07
now extremely wealthy Gabe
18:10
not valve and it's interesting because
18:12
at first steam was just a place to valve for valve
18:15
to distribute their their own game They're on game. Yeah,
18:17
but really they have become an Ingram micro
18:21
Store that's really one has emulated And
18:25
no one has had that level of success
18:27
and a lot of the game publishers that emulated
18:29
them in the beginning with their own Stupid front ends
18:31
and all you know, we've all seen this stuff in the PC space have
18:34
often moved on to Sort
18:36
of a subscription services now, right? It's
18:40
not just a front end to sell them your stuff or to
18:42
launch your games or whatever It's let's
18:44
get you going on a subscription You have to be of a certain
18:47
size and have a game catalog of a
18:49
certain leg And we're subscription service
18:51
to make any sense. Yeah, you can do it and does
18:53
right? Ubisoft does it and
18:56
Are we hitting the end there? I mean, it's
18:58
kind of you know, as far as independent publishers I mean it's an
19:01
out of the game, you know in the EA had how many
19:03
false starts ten there's well Like
19:06
it turns out it's not simple software right EA
19:08
is to sports what Nintendo is
19:10
to the sort of Disney
19:13
crowd, you know, it's just unique kind of market and
19:16
it's probably going nowhere And I
19:18
don't mean that in a negative way. I mean it their market is
19:20
sustainable and They're
19:22
kind of unique. So you almost have to take them
19:25
out of the equation to write No
19:27
one is subscribing to EA play for their non
19:30
sports games and I put that with an I mean obviously
19:32
something Yeah, even in the tribe, but
19:34
I also argue Like
19:37
if you take away Sony's
19:39
disingenuous complaints And
19:42
they later just about yes
19:44
and the psychosis of
19:46
certain regulatory bodies Right,
19:49
this was kind of a non event
19:52
like yeah, it's a lot of money because of its
19:54
size But it didn't actually move
19:56
the needle massively for anything and
19:59
the real value you play I see for Microsoft
20:01
is strictly long term that consolidating
20:04
these studios and continuing to allow them to
20:06
make games so that you have
20:08
a larger representation in the market so that you
20:10
don't have no representation. I don't know,
20:13
someday we're going to hear this story explicitly
20:15
but when Sacha Nadella took over
20:17
as CEO of Microsoft, he
20:20
very quickly got rid of Windows Phone and
20:22
there was this kind of an edict that look you, you,
20:25
parts of Microsoft need to justify your existence,
20:28
you need to make money. And
20:30
it's interesting to me that businesses like Surface
20:32
and Xbox survived this
20:35
because frankly I think you
20:37
could have made a compelling case in 2014. You
20:40
let it all go. You let them go and
20:42
they did it and so again I don't know the explicit
20:45
story but Phil Spencer most likely someone. I
20:47
think that was exactly my thought Spencer.
20:50
Talked to him and said listen this is the, this
20:53
is what's required and this is what could happen
20:56
and they went from zero external
20:59
game studios basically to something
21:01
that rivals Sony and
21:04
went on an acquisition spree which is a
21:07
huge investment. Not just
21:10
Activision Blizzard but of course Bethesda,
21:13
ZeniMax or whatever
21:15
which was in its own right huge.
21:18
And a lot less by the way. Yeah,
21:21
yeah well yeah, yeah I mean they
21:23
bought, honestly no that's
21:25
not true. I was going to say it's kind of a toss up between Activision
21:27
and Bethesda which
21:29
you know games I like more I guess it's actually kind
21:31
of a toss up. But now
21:33
they have this, now they have an Xbox that
21:36
can make sense going forward. And Xbox today
21:38
and going forward is not the Xbox that was in 2014, it's
21:41
not a console with
21:44
one subscription that lets you play multiplayer gaming
21:46
which is always stupid to me. It's
21:48
a suite of subscriptions, it's cross platform,
21:51
it's game streaming we'll see. And
21:56
yet another renewed push from them on PC
21:58
except this time it's been sustained. You
22:00
know, people kind of... The big difference between the phone and
22:02
the Xbox Play is that the Xbox Play
22:05
moves to the cloud. Yes, exactly, which you
22:07
couldn't do with the phone, right? Exactly. And
22:10
so, in the end, the best argument Phil Spencer had to
22:12
such is, I'll consume your cloud
22:14
and I'll collect money every month doing it. This
22:17
has been the story of Microsoft, I would say, up
22:19
until the AI era. Not that
22:21
it necessarily changes, but you have these
22:23
traditional software businesses and in some cases,
22:25
I guess, hardware. And how
22:27
can you make sense in this new Microsoft? This
22:29
new cloud-focused Microsoft. Microsoft 365, no problem. Server
22:33
business, no problem. Xbox,
22:36
okay, there's your argument. They've made that switch.
22:38
You know, Windows cannot make the shift. Surface,
22:41
obviously, can't. It's a superior hardware business. And
22:45
you just kind of take it from there. That
22:48
is the answer. And the counter-argument is true also.
22:50
If they weren't doing Game Pass,
22:52
then you should shut down Xbox. Yes. Because
22:55
it doesn't. They're out to launch. So
22:57
this pivot and all of this push
23:00
is about keeping Xbox relevant to new
23:02
Microsoft, the Microsoft that cares about selling
23:04
compute. Honestly, maybe
23:06
someone knows off the top of the head, what year did the Xbox
23:09
One debut? It was probably 2011. That sounded
23:11
about right. 2013, I don't
23:13
remember. But whatever year that was, that
23:16
thing failed so hard, it enabled
23:19
what's happening today. If
23:22
that product had been in any way competitive
23:24
with PlayStation, I bet Nadella
23:27
would have gotten rid of it. You know, would have spun it
23:29
up. Because if that
23:31
thing being successful in the console
23:33
market would have kept Xbox
23:35
in the console market. Yeah. And
23:37
kept it into selling games. And that's not
23:39
the business that Microsoft wants to be. And
23:43
there's a side effect of this, which is it also parallels
23:45
Netflix, Disney, the entertainment
23:47
consolidation, which does seem like
23:49
more modern thinking. But I don't think it was
23:51
done for that reason. I think it was done to consult compute.
23:54
And then it's shit these other things. Sure,
23:56
in the 1980s, people were wringing their hands
23:59
over the console market. consolidation that was occurring in the movie
24:02
Industry where like, you know paramot was bought
24:04
or I can't think of names a these old companies
24:06
But he is merging the old series of words,
24:08
you know And and now we're seeing a kind
24:11
of a different era where Netflix comes along as
24:13
a disruptor Creates this
24:15
incredible thing where all of now Hollywood's
24:18
a list actors all want to act in TV series,
24:20
you know, right? It's an incredible thing basically mini-user.
24:23
Yeah, I took the HP model and really ran with it Yeah,
24:26
and now that markets gonna be consolidated and that's
24:28
how quick life moves these days It's you
24:30
can't stop it. We can kind of hate it. We can
24:33
not want it to happen. But it I just feel like
24:35
it's unnecessary, but it's It's
24:39
too bad, but it
24:40
it's inevitable And
24:42
I still firmly believe in this space for the Indian
24:45
game developer So, yeah, and
24:47
I have Frank that are in that space And it's like, you know What
24:50
my business model is my business model is coming up with a really
24:52
great game idea that my small team can build But
24:54
then the big player buys me I I
24:58
mean I
25:00
Sony and Microsoft both and I
25:02
don't know Nintendo. I don't know what they're doing and
25:05
I don't know what steam does if anything But they have
25:07
big independent game Efforts
25:10
that I don't feel are done as
25:13
a
25:13
face-saving gesture. I think they're real I think
25:15
those people that love games understand some of the best
25:17
games do come out of those kinds of studios Yeah,
25:20
just like some of the best movies which no longer
25:22
have any access to movie theaters whatsoever Used
25:25
to come out of small studios as well So,
25:28
you know who knows maybe the this whole Subscription
25:32
thing maybe the upside to it the Netflix effect
25:34
will be to again democratize
25:37
Not the creation of the games, but rather the distribution
25:39
of the games, right? So
25:42
it maybe it's not a net
25:43
negative The negative effects
25:45
are real but I but
25:47
I don't think this crushes the small guys No,
25:51
I think there's still room for the small guys that
25:53
is actually changed Yeah, this
25:56
was the same game that was being played all along where
25:59
the big players
25:59
do not build innovative games. They build
26:02
the retread of the previous game that made the million
26:04
dollars. Exactly. I, I, as I call
26:06
a duty fan, I, I recognized it's a resemblance
26:09
to the Marvel universe. If you're
26:11
spending $400 million on a game, you
26:13
want to win, right? You've got to be
26:16
a pretty safe bet. You understand the conservatism
26:18
that exists in that the innovation has been
26:20
the indie layer. And when they come up with a winner,
26:22
Oh my
26:22
God. They get passion. Right.
26:25
Super meat boy or a firewatch or any of those
26:27
games that come out of nowhere. It's like wonderful. This is
26:30
these beautiful, small stories. Uh,
26:32
the, uh, the inside was an example too, uh,
26:34
would never, no one,
26:37
no big studio would ever bother with us though.
26:40
It's a close analogy between the movie industry
26:42
and the gaming industry. Yeah. Isn't there? I mean,
26:44
that's entertainment. But do you,
26:47
you so, I
26:49
mean, the argument against regulating tech in
26:51
any way is that well, market forces
26:53
move so fast in tech that
26:56
you're always going to be behind the eight ball if you try
26:58
to regulate it. You're going to be regulating the problem.
27:00
That was 10 years ago. The downsides that
27:02
are too big, big tech is, uh,
27:04
the big is in the name. It's these are businesses
27:07
that are bigger than countries.
27:09
Um, they impact billions of users
27:11
every day.
27:12
You have to regulate this. And I wouldn't, and
27:15
I wouldn't be gradually FTC for scrutinizing this,
27:17
but only if you scrutinize the matter is
27:19
this hurting consumer.
27:21
We got to go back to the, uh, Marguerite,
27:23
uh, vestiges are there from the, you
27:26
and her, her,
27:27
her speech about the point of antitrust
27:30
regulation and how the CMA and
27:32
by, uh, indirect comparison,
27:35
also the FTC just kind of got it wrong. It
27:37
isn't, you're not here to say no.
27:40
You're here to do the right thing for competition
27:42
and or consumers. And if
27:44
you can get concessions out of a company that's
27:47
trying to acquire another company as Microsoft with Activision
27:49
Blizzard,
27:51
then
27:51
solve the issues that the concerns you
27:53
have,
27:54
then why wouldn't you say yes?
27:58
There has to be a top.
28:02
Otherwise you're just there to prevent forward
28:04
progress. I mean I just I guess you
28:06
know if the world is just we just don't like
28:09
big things. Yeah well
28:11
any of you anti-american frankly I mean
28:13
give it a mission to put your thumb on the big
28:15
guys. Yeah
28:18
the reason we don't like big things is because
28:21
market incumbents can become just as you
28:23
just said so big they can't fail
28:26
and there's no one who can compete with them and so we've
28:28
got to keep them from dominating.
28:30
Abuse, from abusing their dominance.
28:32
That's literally anti-trust. There is no any trust.
28:34
There is no any trust. There is no any trust of a company
28:36
that achieves a monopoly at scale and does not abuse
28:38
the market in some way. It's the natural
28:40
nature of that thing because once you achieve dominance
28:43
your next step is to maintain that dominance
28:46
and extend it and it's impossible
28:48
not to do anti-competitive acts to
28:51
make that happen. It's just that. You know
28:53
on a free market economy there are some
28:57
limits you have to place on it and we learned
28:59
very early on one of them is monopoly
29:03
and you have to have anti-trust otherwise the free
29:05
market does not work in the long run.
29:08
That's
29:09
right. So you could be a free market capitalist. You have to put a thumb
29:11
on the scale. But there
29:13
are a couple of areas where you have
29:15
to regulate otherwise you
29:17
know unfettered capitalism has ill
29:20
effects. I feel that. Is
29:23
that right? Sure. No
29:25
it's 100% right. Sorry.
29:30
But this is not one of those cases. No
29:33
because that's the point. So in other words
29:35
literally going back to last December when the
29:37
FTC first said that hey we're going to block
29:40
this thing. You look at the arguments.
29:42
You look at what Microsoft is doing. You look at all the
29:44
concessions they've made. You look at all of the
29:47
partnerships they've made for 10 years on
29:49
games. You're getting them on other
29:51
platforms. You look at how they went
29:54
to Sony with this and Sony said screw yourself. Actually
29:58
Sony said nothing which is even worse.
29:59
made up stuff
30:01
to get regulatory bodies to back them
30:03
in opposing this acquisition. But
30:05
if you actually look at it without emotion and you look at
30:07
it logically, barring
30:10
any, you know, again, fantasy you could invent in your
30:12
mind, there is no logical reason, no
30:15
legal reason maybe is the best way to put it. There
30:18
are no competitive concerns. Like Richard said
30:20
that whatever
30:22
amount of money this is, $68, $69 billion, whatever, they're
30:26
still number three. Like they didn't really,
30:28
they didn't move up,
30:30
you know.
30:31
They just made their platform stronger.
30:34
They are going to expand the availability
30:36
of the games from the company they purchased to more
30:39
people than that company ever would have
30:41
done. Activision Blizzard was never
30:43
going to make subscription services
30:46
and put these things on other platforms. This is something
30:49
Microsoft will do.
30:53
Is it the case, I guess it's the case that
30:55
you have to be number one in the market
30:58
for to be prosecuted
31:00
under, on any trust. I mean you can't prosecute
31:03
somebody who's number three. Not necessarily,
31:05
right. I mean you have to sort of invent a scenario here. Say
31:07
you're, you know, Burger King is
31:09
number two and it's pretty close with McDonald's
31:11
and they're doing some anti-competitive act
31:13
perhaps in their case. Yeah, they're ahead. You could
31:16
still bring them up on Monopoly. They're
31:18
applying all the B producers in North America.
31:22
You also see regulators scrutinizing Boeing
31:24
and Airbus together because they're... They
31:27
monetize Apple and Google together for the
31:29
App Store policies which Google has demiographed
31:32
and applied to their own platform. They
31:35
may not be working in concert explicitly.
31:38
They're absolutely working in concert and the
31:41
existence of the other is the thing they
31:43
can use to justify their own behavior. You
31:47
know, they're roughly 50-50 split in the US. It's
31:49
a little different international but still
31:51
they can simply say, yeah but Apple's doing
31:53
it and they're the biggest so why don't you go after them. Yeah.
31:56
Yeah. I think people are seeing through
31:58
that. That's how it works. business
32:00
model except I think in this case I don't think they
32:02
actually do talk about it you know internally together
32:05
but I think they recognize it and I think they both
32:08
explicitly understand it. Right. And
32:11
they all have both a mutual benefit for it. We
32:14
can bring up the Boeing Airbus scenario because
32:16
they were pretty hostile to the other airline
32:19
entities that were out there and a couple of
32:21
times the regulator said hey we can't see
32:23
if you guys are explicitly colluding but it sure
32:26
looks like it so bad. It's a little
32:28
too close. Yeah. Yeah. You
32:31
know you both benefit from keeping others out
32:34
but the market doesn't. I mean we
32:36
spent the past year or more talking
32:38
about Activision Blizzard.
32:40
We're going to spend the next year or more talking about
32:42
it. It feels like a year but it's only been half an hour. Yeah.
32:45
So no but I mean because
32:47
things are going to happen right. Look
32:51
I can I'll just shortcut the chicken littles
32:53
of the world right now. Yes I'm sorry Microsoft
32:55
slash Activision Blizzard will announce
32:58
that some game that might have been cross platform
33:00
before will only be on Xbox as a platform
33:02
right. And that will be like C that will be the most
33:04
CCC to which I'll just point to
33:07
the list of Sony explosives and say tell me when
33:09
these get close because when those lists
33:11
are a little different you can have your little debate.
33:13
But until that happens they're just playing in a market
33:16
that exists that they did not create and do not want
33:18
frankly but whatever.
33:20
It was a really motley fool
33:23
right which is kind of a financial publication
33:25
I guess we'll call it an investing publication or whatever.
33:28
I did a little analysis
33:30
of this deal and I had to stop reading it. They were so stupid.
33:33
You know according to the according to them Microsoft
33:36
was forced
33:37
by regulators to keep Call of Duty
33:39
on
33:40
PlayStation when in fact they
33:42
were always going to keep it on PlayStation that that
33:45
franchise would have died without PlayStation. Call
33:48
of Duty is bigger on PlayStation than it is on Xbox.
33:51
So
33:51
there's a lot of
33:53
like it's kind of a stay in
33:55
your lane kind of a thing.
33:57
You know because Microsoft was involved with
33:59
antitrust. We had to,
34:01
on our side of the fence, learn a little bit about the law.
34:04
You know, it's not our world. I'm not an antitrust
34:06
expert today. I'm not. But
34:09
20-something years in, I've certainly had my
34:11
little... I've certainly played around
34:13
with it. These guys don't
34:15
know anything about video games or technology, from what
34:17
I can tell. And that's just
34:19
sort of an...it's not uninformed. It's just wrong.
34:22
And these are the kind of opinions
34:24
we're going to be hearing about this stuff. They're
34:26
the emotional ones from people like, I just don't like
34:28
the big getting bigger. And I'm like, yeah, I completely
34:31
get that. I don't either.
34:32
But we don't really have laws against that
34:34
unless they abuse their bigginess,
34:37
right? And then they're going to be the people that just
34:39
don't understand this market at all. And
34:42
we'll say, well, they're screwing
34:44
the little guy, or they're going
34:45
to stop putting games on other platforms.
34:48
These guys are going to put Call of Duty on Nintendo.
34:51
The thing that's been interesting about this is, I
34:53
don't think there was ever a grassroots movement
34:55
against it. That it was always Sony. It
34:58
was always the competitors who
35:00
didn't like it. There was always the sense of disingenuous.
35:03
So what happens is, by the way, way back in the beginning, I'm not going
35:05
to remember one of these companies, but
35:09
Google and...was
35:11
it Overstock? What other company
35:14
sort of came out and said, we don't like this, right? And
35:16
then you never heard from them again. But what happens
35:19
is, behind the scenes, they lobby regulators. And
35:21
I'm sure that the FTC, especially,
35:24
I can't speak to the CMA, but the FTC,
35:26
their documentation looked like it was written by
35:28
Sony. It was the same insane...and
35:32
even Sony and Jim Ryan, right? The
35:34
guy who's leaving soon, who read PlayStation
35:37
the past several years, came out afterwards. We
35:39
were just kidding. We
35:41
never believed that joke. We just didn't
35:44
want it to happen. Their answer was literally,
35:46
we just didn't want it to happen. But
35:48
it's on the regulators, the people who have to make these
35:50
decisions, to actually understand that
35:52
they can't just listen to a competitor. Right. That's
35:55
what
35:56
the use were. Alright,
36:01
what else? I want to wrap this one up. I'm sorry.
36:03
A couple of the points related to this.
36:06
For this to happen, the UK CMA had to accept
36:08
their concessions, which they did, right, a couple of
36:10
days before they announced the acquisition.
36:13
Those concessions, as we discussed earlier, involved
36:16
putting game streaming stuff,
36:19
all the Activision Blizzard games will
36:21
be streamed through Ubisoft.
36:23
Who will pay Microsoft, by the way? This is a giveaway.
36:26
You know, Microsoft's not going to lose money on this. And
36:28
the irony here, I think, is that I don't think game
36:30
streaming for Microsoft was ever going to be a money-making
36:33
business. And by offloading this to another
36:35
company that, you know, we'll see
36:37
how they'll make a run of it, game streaming will become
36:39
profitable for Microsoft because they're just going to get paid for
36:41
it. And they don't have to manage the infrastructure.
36:44
At a lower risk. Yeah. It's just, it's
36:46
kind of a, it's such a stupid thing, but you know, the
36:48
CMA is stupid, so that's fine.
36:50
Like we said, the FTC came up later. Yeah, we're
36:52
still, oh yeah, we're still doing it. Okay.
36:55
And then unfortunately, because this deal was delayed
36:57
so long,
36:59
Microsoft's not going to be able to put any Activision
37:01
Blizzard games on Game Pass until next
37:03
year. In an ideal scenario,
37:05
we would have seen right now what happened with Bethesda
37:08
three-ish years ago, I think it was, and
37:10
we would have seen the back catalog appear,
37:13
probably, or at least some of it, right? And,
37:15
but this gets into this debate. This is going to be a huge
37:17
discussion we have over time, over
37:19
time, right? Which is that what's
37:23
the right strategy for these games? Like consider something
37:25
like Call of Duty. Call of Duty's got a brand new game
37:27
coming out any second now. It's
37:29
a big deal for the company. This is their big event
37:31
every year where they make billions of dollars.
37:34
What if the same month that that new
37:36
game was coming out, Microsoft slash Activision
37:38
Blizzard say, good news, we're going to put
37:40
every back catalog game in the Call of Duty
37:43
series on Game Pass. And
37:45
then some number people go
37:48
to Game Pass. How many of them don't buy
37:50
the new Call of Duty? Because they have
37:52
this incredible wealth of content
37:55
that they could either revisit or visit for
37:57
the first time. What is
37:59
it? I don't know, there's no answer to this, right?
38:02
I'm sure there are experts at Microsoft and Activision
38:04
Blizzard who sort of have ideas,
38:06
but until they actually do it, there's
38:08
no way to know.
38:09
But they could tank a Call of Duty title
38:12
and that hundreds of millions
38:14
of dollars investment by putting
38:16
other games on Game Pass, right? So you have to really
38:18
think about that stuff. You
38:19
have to put that in their minds, that's not...
38:21
You have to think about it, you know? Give
38:24
them the idea. I was just
38:26
saying it's not there. Sony could tank
38:28
it by saying we don't want Call of Duty, right? Doesn't
38:30
Sony get to say... They can't say that. They
38:33
can't say that. There is a huge percentage of the years
38:35
of base that the reason they're on PlayStation is
38:37
because they call it duty. Can't
38:39
do that. Can't do that. There's
38:41
also, you know, by the way, speaking across platform, do
38:45
we put it on Sony or do we take it away from Sony? That
38:47
kind of stupid stuff that people still want to debate.
38:50
As an Xbox gamer, it was
38:52
hard for me several years ago when
38:54
the exclusivity deal that Activision used
38:57
to have with Microsoft and Xbox went to Sony.
38:59
And what that meant for several years was that
39:03
you would get things first on PlayStation, right? So
39:06
new maps would come out and they'd come out on PlayStation. We wouldn't get
39:08
them until one, two, three months later in some cases
39:11
on Xbox. So you kind of felt like a second-class citizen. That's
39:14
evened out a little bit in recent years,
39:16
which is kind of nice. Typically now I'd say
39:19
the DLC is kind of universal. It gets out all
39:21
platforms at the same time. But the really neat
39:23
thing about cross-platform is if
39:25
I'm playing games against people on Xbox,
39:28
and that's my only audience,
39:30
that's a subset of the full Call of Duty
39:32
audience.
39:33
What they do now is cross-platform play. So I actually
39:35
play against PC gamers. And I
39:37
don't play against anybody. I don't play any games. But
39:40
generally speaking, an Xbox gamer, an Xbox fan
39:42
on Call of Duty, when they play online,
39:44
plays against gamers who are on PlayStation and
39:47
PC as well as Xbox.
39:49
It's not exponential, but it grows the audience
39:51
dramatically. The audience on
39:54
PlayStation is bigger.
39:56
The audience on PC is probably bigger. Actually, I have
39:58
no idea on that one, but I bet it is bigger.
40:00
So you're playing with at least three times
40:02
as many people
40:04
as you would otherwise That's maybe the easiest way to
40:06
say it that benefits me
40:08
as an Xbox user, right? Cuz I'm
40:10
on the smallest platform basically So
40:13
if they weren't serious about cross-platform Xbox
40:15
would actually be less viable to me as
40:18
an Xbox fan That's
40:20
the what that's the actual logic behind
40:23
what Microsoft is doing not that Oh, they're
40:25
gonna take it away from so you know, you know, they're
40:27
not they're never doing and all multiplayer
40:29
games have a cloud back in
40:31
Which you know notably who I mean it got
40:33
if only we could think of a company That
40:36
was allowed.
40:37
Anyway, we can't so it doesn't matter but that's
40:39
theoretical Anyway,
40:42
so there's all that so that that's basically
40:44
most of what's happening here We're
40:48
I don't know that we're gonna hear much before the holidays.
40:51
We're in that crucial selling season I don't think Microsoft
40:53
wants to
40:54
rock the boat at a time when people may or may not
40:56
be baking their own little investments in a New console
40:59
or you know buying a game or whatever it might
41:01
be but next year is gonna be super interesting on the Activision
41:03
front
41:04
And I think that's true whether you're on game.
41:06
Yes, sir I'm gonna be interested to see how
41:08
the massive multiplayer games like World
41:11
of Warcraft Of all right
41:14
in my experience watching them work
41:16
with these gaming Studios and take
41:18
them a couple of years
41:20
To really get their hands around it.
41:22
So well, these are big properties. You can't just
41:25
Massive I think it and you're
41:27
gonna have a bunch turnover. Yep. Oh,
41:29
yeah Yep, they're gonna be people who disagree with this
41:31
strategy I'm sure and they're moving
41:33
on and and the headhunters are all
41:35
around. Yep. So speaking of leech
41:38
and take a while Pete Heinz Yeah,
41:41
so this is a key executive at Bethesda. He's
41:43
been actually pretty vocal about
41:45
the exclusive thing and What
41:48
was the big bit that was a starfish starfields Bethesda right
41:50
starfield he left after he was pleading starfield
41:53
Yeah, and I think he might have been upset about some
41:55
of that stuff. He might also been exhausted Yeah,
41:58
he was there for over 20 years wasn't he? And Starfield
42:02
felt like it took 20 years to come out. Yeah,
42:04
this is the Skyrim company. These
42:07
guys always pop up at some other publisher. They
42:09
always do. He's not an old guy. You
42:11
know, I'm sure he still has. Maybe
42:14
he just wants to do something completely different. I
42:16
just read it as, oh, thank
42:18
God. Starfield's done. See
42:20
ya. Yeah, but a lot of people
42:22
read it.
42:23
But a lot of people read this as, oh, great. They bought
42:25
Activision's List and now we're going to certify
42:28
the entire gaming industry. And it's like, I don't think that's
42:30
what this was.
42:32
Well, but they didn't buy Bethesda. No,
42:35
they own Bethesda. Bethesda's part of AB.
42:38
No, they're part of Microsoft. There's ZennyMaxx.
42:41
I'm sorry, you're right. That's ZennyMaxx. Yeah,
42:44
yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't think so.
42:46
No, I don't think so either. But I've heard that discussion and it's
42:48
like, guys, come on. You know. And
42:51
to your point, Microsoft has been a very good steward.
42:54
Yes. You mentioned LinkedIn,
42:56
but for GitHub, for Minecraft, and actually for ZennyMaxx.
42:59
Yes. And here's one of those things actually people maybe
43:01
don't think about too much and they should but in that same
43:03
custodial role, if you look at
43:05
a lot of the Microsoft first party games, especially the
43:07
Microsoft studio games, Halo, Gears
43:10
of War, Sea of Thieves is a great
43:12
example, Flight Simulator. They do an incredible
43:14
job of just supporting that thing for a long
43:16
period of time with extra content. And
43:19
it's not like, we need another 60 bucks. It's
43:21
like you bought this thing or you've subscribed to the game, whatever
43:23
it is, you get this stuff for years. And
43:26
this is the type of thinking I would like to see applied
43:29
to
43:29
games from these other studios as well, including
43:32
Bethesda's, by the way.
43:34
This business model where it's like, look,
43:37
we do the right thing and it rises all ships.
43:39
Like, let's do the right thing. You know, Sea
43:42
of Thieves should have been a non-event. Even
43:45
Redfall, for example, a game
43:47
that came out of the gate and fell on its face and then
43:49
hit itself with a rake.
43:51
They've kept updating that and
43:53
sort of like Cyberpunk. Supposedly,
43:55
this is like, it's like Apple Max. People tell me it's
43:58
better. And I'm like, I don't care. I don't care. I'm
44:00
sure it is. It could only be better. But
44:03
supposedly they're doing the right thing there as well. So
44:07
I think that's one thing Microsoft's good at. I think that's
44:09
part of the Microsoft culture. Actually, you haven't
44:11
heard much about the mobile
44:14
side of the deal
44:16
anymore. And I've always had a sense that it was a red herring.
44:19
I just don't see any way that
44:21
the tech giants can play
44:24
in mobile gaming. Mobile gaming
44:26
is a free to play, pay to win
44:28
business. It is about manipulating the company.
44:31
It's a crappy business. It's all... Here's
44:34
the problem. We could all name that
44:37
game that was the biggest thing in the world at some
44:39
time. Like Flappy Bird or Angry Birds
44:41
or Candy Crush or... Arm
44:44
Hill. Go down the whole list. Which
44:46
Microsoft now owns by the way. The
44:49
problem with those games is they're not sustainable.
44:51
So like Rovio had great success
44:54
with the first couple of Angry Birds games. Less success. Oh
44:56
man, they made movies. They thought they were gonna... That
44:58
was a franchise that was lived forever. They thought they were Nintendo. And
45:00
it's like guys, you made one game. Literally. They
45:03
might be the hell out of it. That's a problem
45:05
for mobile too. Right? So they own King,
45:08
but King is Candy Crush. Well, Microsoft
45:11
has never managed to make Minecraft mobile
45:13
work. They've tried and tried. That's
45:15
a perfect example. Minecraft is a weird
45:18
game because on a PC it looks old fashioned
45:20
and kind of 8-bit. Right. But for
45:22
a mobile device it's actually kind of hard. And it's not
45:24
because of the graphics. It's the
45:26
nature of the game. It's just controls. It's too open
45:29
world maybe. Or controls. Right.
45:31
Controls are part of the problem. I think so. Minecraft
45:34
is tough. The mobile thing is
45:37
tough. That's a tough one to crack. Any
45:40
company capable of suffering a class
45:42
action lawsuit should stay out of mobile. That's
45:49
just sort of the reality of it. The way you make
45:51
money in those games is
45:53
grumpy. It's not a good
45:55
business. I've argued for
45:57
a little while I guess.
45:59
that what Microsoft should have done was years
46:02
ago,
46:03
think about native mobile versions
46:06
of some of their top franchise games. I
46:08
think what happened, I'm just guessing here, but Microsoft
46:10
went down this thing and said, let's play to our strengths,
46:12
we've got this cloud thing, that's why Xbox is still around,
46:15
we'll do cloud streaming. And I
46:17
think the feeling there was like all technology
46:19
was all the problems that are here now, whether they're
46:22
cost or performance, or in this
46:24
case, like streaming, lag and
46:26
latency related, whatever it might be, those
46:28
will disappear because technology always gets better.
46:31
And I
46:32
think they did that to the detriment
46:35
of native mobile game development.
46:38
And I think that was a mistake because what we're finding
46:40
is yeah, maybe you might be right eventually,
46:43
but we're gonna be dead when that happens. And I don't care
46:45
if mobile gaming is good in the 3000s, so
46:47
I want it to work now. And I
46:50
think that was maybe a
46:53
strategy mistake that was necessitated
46:55
by the mandate they got
46:57
from the Della, right, it's gonna work with the cloud. Yeah,
47:00
I think that's just my guess. I mean, I don't actually know
47:02
what they did. It makes a lot of sense.
47:05
They just did, they really dabbled, you know, they
47:07
made those silly little Xbox around Halo
47:09
mobile games, the
47:11
Halo Spartan, whatever those things
47:13
were called, and they were fine. They
47:15
weren't Halo games, you know,
47:17
people wanted Halo.
47:19
Why did you give us something named Halo? It was like
47:21
the Windows RT of Halo.
47:23
I don't know.
47:24
Anyway, okay, so that's Activision Blizzard,
47:28
I guess.
47:28
Good, take a break. For all the time. Stop
47:31
talking. I know. I
47:33
was gonna say, for all of the time we waited, it's
47:35
like, now it's here, it's like,
47:37
I don't even know what to say anymore. It's over. You'll never
47:39
hear another Activision. I can't promise that.
47:42
It's over. Actually, I was gonna say Minecraft
47:45
is celebrating its 50th anniversary, and they announced
47:47
that it sold 300 million copies best-selling
47:50
game of all time. And I think you could make
47:52
a strong argument that would not have happened under
47:55
Mojang, that really, Mojang
47:57
took it as far as it could and by selling out in Minecraft.
48:01
When they handed this thing off to Microsoft, it was a Java
48:04
game. You know, right? Oh,
48:06
it still is. And it still is. It
48:08
still can be. I mean, no, but there's two versions now.
48:11
Yeah, there's Bedrock and yeah. I
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Richard Campbell's. We must. As
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we must. And you've been waiting for
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it. You've wanted it. You've asked
50:13
it. Windows 11. I
50:15
heard of that. Has this been, I
50:17
have to say, I just saw an article that said Windows 11 adoption
50:20
has really been underwhelming and that
50:22
it has not been a huge success. Is
50:24
that fair? Yep.
50:27
Like everything else in life, you have to kind of asterisk
50:29
it, right? The
50:31
thing that we are literally two years
50:33
into Windows 11, like
50:35
this month. So this is a nice comparison. How
50:38
long did it take Microsoft to sell 400 million?
50:41
The user base
50:43
is 400 million, right? Is that the number? Yeah, 400 million.
50:45
So how long did it take Microsoft to get to 400
50:47
million active devices on Windows 10?
50:51
About a year. A year and three months,
50:54
I think. So less time.
50:56
How long did it take
50:58
Microsoft to have 400 million
51:01
Windows 7 PCs out in the world? I'd have to
51:03
do some math on that. But according to them, they were doing 20
51:05
million a month. So extrapolate
51:08
that out to, what is that, 10, 20 months? That's
51:11
less than two years. So
51:13
there you go. Actually that number was almost certainly higher
51:15
too because Microsoft was cooking the books
51:19
with Windows 7, which will come
51:21
up later in a future topic today too.
51:24
So yes, but the caveats
51:26
include such things as, okay, so is Windows 11 terrible
51:29
or whatever? Well let's think about
51:31
some of this stuff. First of all, Windows 10 came out after Windows 8.
51:35
So it had the same benefit Windows 7 had. Its
51:37
predecessor was terrible and everybody hated it. So
51:40
people were eager to move on to that thing.
51:42
Microsoft made Windows 10
51:44
free for everybody. Windows 7,
51:46
Windows 8, Windows Phone something, whatever that was. With
51:51
Windows 11, they artificially but they
51:54
contracted the available body of
51:56
machines to be upgraded with their hardware
51:58
requirements, right? something they decided
52:01
to do, that's on Microsoft. It was
52:03
CPM too. I mean, I thought it was a
52:05
pretty reasonable assumption. I did too, but
52:07
people still, you know, maybe it's
52:10
just people in our little enthusiast community, but
52:12
that was taken very badly. It was also, we'll
52:16
call it 8th Gen Intel CPUs
52:18
and newer that were accepted. So there
52:21
was a line there with the 6th and 7th Gen core
52:24
chipsets where you could make that argument,
52:26
like maybe they should have been allowed in.
52:28
So there were caveats.
52:32
You know, the other thing I think on this is they didn't
52:34
do a big push to sell Win11. They
52:37
never did. They just kind of limped it out.
52:39
So again, part, I think this
52:41
had to do with one of those other caveats, which is
52:43
that Windows 11 arrived right at
52:45
the end of the pandemic PC buying
52:48
boom following two straight quarters
52:50
in which PC sales fell
52:52
off a cliff.
52:54
And it was nothing they were going to do to change that Windows 11.
52:57
They clearly wanted to make some,
52:59
they're not architectural. I don't
53:01
want to call them that, but they made some
53:04
low level changes that required
53:07
them or not, but it caused them
53:10
to, or it allowed them to make some UI changes
53:12
in some cases that created this system
53:14
that was missing features from Windows 10.
53:17
And they knew that they would get to that over the next
53:19
year or two, which I think they pretty much have. I
53:21
mean, by now.
53:23
Also just the natural
53:27
business refresh
53:29
cycle, which I know is different for all businesses, but
53:31
there are better years than others. And I don't know
53:33
what it was for Windows 10, but it was very clear
53:35
heading out of the pandemic
53:37
that no one was spending money. Yeah. Not
53:40
a time to buy new machines. Yeah.
53:43
Windows 11 may ultimately end up being a
53:45
weird outlier in the history of Windows
53:47
in the sense that if they do replace it with Windows 12,
53:52
it may never become the most used version of
53:54
Windows in its.
53:55
It'll fall neatly into the same category,
53:58
just an eight. between
54:01
versions, right? We didn't do it in every
54:03
other version thing for 20-something years.
54:07
That's right. Yeah, so it's like what Apple
54:09
would call an S year release,
54:11
right?
54:13
So, like, whose fault is this? I don't
54:15
know. But I look this up because
54:17
the numbers thing is interesting to me.
54:20
You have in the Terry Meyerson years
54:22
at Microsoft when he ran Windows, and they did
54:24
Windows 10, right? He came up out of Windows Phone,
54:27
very transparent. They
54:30
announced Windows 10
54:32
usage milestones possibly a dozen
54:35
times or more over three years. 200
54:37
million, 270 million, 300 million, 400 million, 600, 700, 800, 800, 800, a billion,
54:39
a billion, you
54:44
know, he kept going like that, right? If
54:46
you look at Panos Panay and Windows 11, and
54:48
how many times they announced sales or usage
54:50
milestones for that product, the answer is zero,
54:53
not even once. And is
54:55
that a personality thing
54:57
between him and Meyerson
55:00
maybe? I mean, the only number we associate
55:02
with Panos Panay is $900 million,
55:04
the write down for Surface RT, right? But
55:07
I don't actually think that's it. I really believe that at
55:09
the feet of Panos as much as
55:12
somebody convinced them that RT was going to be the big seller.
55:15
Microsoft with its history of...
55:18
They also needed to take
55:20
a swing at Intel.
55:21
It was a less expensive
55:24
way to take a swing at Intel, but Intel
55:26
did pony up with the atom at that point.
55:29
That's a push. It was
55:32
a swing and a miss. But
55:34
it was at least an answer to, I need a lower
55:36
power consumer compared to the P4 or
55:38
the Core 2. That
55:40
was Terry Meyerson's big thing. That's why
55:43
Windows and ARM exists. He was
55:45
very upset about... You need to
55:47
negotiate in a position.
55:49
Right, right. And it's like, I can go
55:51
without you. Don't make me.
55:55
It was a good play. Yeah.
55:58
It's a good job.
55:59
Yeah,
56:02
I don't know. I don't know. I just
56:04
don't know. This is a story as yet to be written, I
56:07
guess, but I, you know, Windows 11,
56:09
like, is it successful?
56:14
No, it's a tough one. Well, at
56:16
what level, right? I mean, so Windows 11 as
56:19
the baseline for what Windows will be in the future,
56:21
right? It is a more
56:23
modern looking system. There
56:26
have been improvements under the covers that aren't coming to
56:28
Windows 10, again, artificially, but whatever, they
56:30
just aren't. Plus,
56:32
they've pulled a whole lot of features that we intend
56:34
that we needed up. So,
56:37
you're coming to a consolidation point. I just think
56:39
you're taking it long enough. Yes. And
56:42
now you throw in the large language model disruption. 12 is
56:45
going to appear before 11 adoption
56:47
becomes important.
56:49
So, the thing that the one piece
56:51
I'd really like to know, and Leo
56:53
mentioned Figma recently on the show,
56:55
and the thing that's interesting about Adobe
56:57
trying to buy Figma was that it was challenged by
56:59
regulators. They were going
57:01
to face a big fight, very similar to what Microsoft
57:04
did with Activision Blizzard.
57:05
And then AI happened, and they were like, you know what?
57:07
Let's do this and stuff. By
57:10
the way, we should say, they've not publicly said we're abandoning it. But
57:13
they haven't talked about Figma. They
57:15
just had Adobe, their big Adobe Max conference. They
57:17
didn't mention it. Not even one.
57:19
But what did they talk about a lot? So,
57:23
I wonder with Windows 11 if the plan
57:25
wasn't originally a little different, because
57:27
remember, this was two years ago.
57:29
But 18 months ago,
57:31
all of a sudden, everyone got new marching orders
57:34
at Microsoft around AI. And
57:36
I think the Windows we're going to get now in the future
57:38
is going to be a little different. Not
57:41
a little different, a lot different, right? But maybe
57:43
what that original plan was, I don't know.
57:45
I think the original plans for Windows 11, you
57:48
know, going forward through time, were quite
57:50
subdued and uninteresting.
57:54
And that I think this AI thing is supercharged
57:56
that a little bit, and we're going to get more interesting
57:59
discussions out of this. I mean, some of these features
58:01
will be stupid, but we're going to get
58:03
an AI. We already have.
58:05
There is background removal and paint. It
58:07
supports transparencies now. It's going to support
58:09
layers.
58:10
I used background blur in the photos
58:12
app the other day. I mean, I shouldn't be impressed
58:15
that an app on a computer could work
58:17
as well as a tiny app on a phone, but honestly,
58:19
it's pretty good, right? That's
58:23
great. I mean, these are apps and
58:26
systems that we're not going to get a lot of attention
58:28
otherwise. And so AI
58:31
has infused Windows with a
58:33
new sense of urgency. And
58:36
so yeah, I mean, Windows 11 ultimately
58:38
might be a little bit of a lame duck.
58:40
I get to remember too, I mean, Windows
58:43
was late almost for like two years.
58:47
Microsoft was walking, Windows
58:49
did not have representation on the
58:51
senior leadership team at Microsoft for almost
58:54
two years.
58:55
Actually, no, excuse me, for almost three years because
58:57
Panos didn't get on until almost a year later.
59:00
So this
59:02
situation has shifted and I, Windows 11,
59:05
I hate to make this comparison because
59:08
people incorrectly often describe
59:10
Windows Millennium Edition as the worst version of Windows
59:13
ever made. That's not fair and it's not true,
59:15
but one of the reasons it's not
59:17
true was it's the system
59:20
where Microsoft actually first released a
59:22
lot of the technologies that we later associated with
59:24
Windows XP. This was
59:26
a system that could recover from a driver failure.
59:29
Before then, if you installed a bad driver, you
59:31
were reinstalling the operating system. You couldn't get out of
59:33
that.
59:34
That driver, I think they call it a driver,
59:36
failover, driver, whatever it is,
59:38
that debuted in Windows Millennium Edition,
59:41
right? And so in some ways, these little
59:43
dribs and drabs of AI that we see now in Windows 11
59:47
should be viewed maybe like that.
59:50
When we later look back at the pre-AI
59:52
world for Windows, that
59:55
world's going to be Windows 10, not Windows 11.
59:58
Windows 11 is going to be where it started. And honestly,
1:00:01
I think the modern UI is pleasant
1:00:03
and nice and less
1:00:06
dated than
1:00:07
this UI that they created for Windows Phone and
1:00:09
put on a PC desktop. It's all sharp
1:00:11
and angular with live tiles. It doesn't make any sense. And
1:00:14
it just, I don't think that thing aged well at all. I
1:00:17
know there's a billion people still using it, so
1:00:19
sorry if you disagree. But it's,
1:00:22
I think Windows 11 will
1:00:25
be, I hope Windows 11
1:00:27
will be better regarded in the future
1:00:30
than it is now because I know a lot of people kind of resent it
1:00:32
in our little community, right? And we still get back
1:00:34
to the, like, why does this operating system
1:00:37
exist? Like, it would be the last
1:00:39
version. We know how important 11
1:00:41
is to them because it is 10.1. Right.
1:00:44
Right.
1:00:45
There you go. That's right. And
1:00:48
maybe Windows 12 is really 10.1.1 and that's where we know that it's going to be the big
1:00:50
one.
1:00:50
Yeah. No. But
1:00:53
it's, it always felt to me like, oh,
1:00:55
Mac OS released no version of the OS, so
1:00:57
now we need to. Yeah. Right.
1:01:01
Right. So Apple used Mac OS X
1:01:03
for, how are we, 15 years away? They
1:01:05
literally released a new version every
1:01:08
year. No, but they called it Mac OS
1:01:10
X forever and then, like,
1:01:13
in recent years, it's been 11, It's
1:01:15
not comparable to Windows 10 and 11. I
1:01:17
don't think. No, but the timing was the same
1:01:19
and it's possible. Yeah, I know. Yeah,
1:01:21
I know. That micro. Micros, they're technical
1:01:24
enough to know that's not comparable. But they're
1:01:26
also bad marketers. Oh, they're 11. We
1:01:28
got to be 11. We got to go to 11, too. I
1:01:30
looked at a 12. I'm surprised they didn't see
1:01:32
that. Well, that's what they did with turn. Remember
1:01:35
they said 9, 8, 9, 7, 8, 9. Right.
1:01:39
Yeah. So all you had was 10. I
1:01:42
don't know. There was a lot of reasons to skip 9.
1:01:44
Like, it needed to be skipped. Was
1:01:47
there a 9? Was there a Windows 9? No,
1:01:49
but there was, there was 95 and 98. And
1:01:52
you don't want to get into those weird versions. You've
1:01:54
got a new version never checking. We've got problems.
1:01:57
Sometimes it's also because the number is unlucky in China.
1:02:00
of nine numbers. Right. But
1:02:02
eight's a lucky number. They were going to put the Windows logo under
1:02:04
a lion and that didn't work out. I
1:02:06
also wonder what happened with the Volume License Agreement.
1:02:10
One of the drivers for when VISTA was released
1:02:12
was the five-year requirement for the Volume License
1:02:15
Agreement. Right. And 10 came
1:02:17
out in 2015. And
1:02:20
so by 2020, they were there and we got 11
1:02:22
in 2021. It
1:02:26
may have just cleaned up a bunch of contractual problems.
1:02:29
Yeah. Yeah.
1:02:31
I mean, I
1:02:34
sort of hope they go back to this three-year
1:02:36
plan and it seems like we'll find out next
1:02:38
year in case, right? Yeah.
1:02:40
Well, it's not going to be a Windows 13. I'll
1:02:43
catch you that one. Boy.
1:02:46
Right. Right,
1:02:47
of course. Although there was a macOS 13,
1:02:50
wasn't there?
1:02:51
I think they went right to 13. I think they went right to 13.
1:02:53
I saw 13. I can't remember. I
1:02:55
bet they did.
1:02:56
Well, we're right now. We're at macOS 11. No,
1:02:59
no, no. Are we on like 14 or something? I
1:03:01
thought we're on 14 or 15. No,
1:03:04
you got me. We're in Sonoma 14.0. Yeah.
1:03:08
Yeah. But it's not called macOS. Maybe
1:03:10
it is called macOS. Well, it's just macOS. Right.
1:03:14
But the version used to be 10.1, 10.2, 10.3. Right
1:03:17
now it's 11, 12, 13, 14. Yeah.
1:03:21
I mean, clearly they want everybody to be confused
1:03:23
and they don't know what Microsoft is. Microsoft
1:03:27
was talking about this is the last
1:03:29
version. It's like, well, why do you call it 10? It's
1:03:31
called Windows.
1:03:32
Right. You know, it's called Windows.
1:03:34
The problem is also though that
1:03:37
software and people both want to
1:03:39
know what version you're on. Yeah.
1:03:42
Well, you still have to have to do that with iPad and it's very
1:03:44
confusing. We have to say things like
1:03:46
it's the 10th generation iPad. Leo,
1:03:49
listen, you understand my mania
1:03:51
well enough to know that we can have versions
1:03:53
all you want, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't tell me what's
1:03:55
on your PC. That's what I'm talking today. Yeah.
1:03:58
I wrote an article today.
1:03:59
they actually, I don't think I linked to it, about
1:04:02
this thing that's happening with system components in Windows 11,
1:04:05
and it's in 23H2. And
1:04:09
I was gonna use another computer to take screenshots
1:04:11
of it, because it's set up for that. And that PC,
1:04:13
which is on 23H2,
1:04:15
does not have that interface and settings. It's
1:04:17
only on one of the two computers I have here. And
1:04:20
that's what my life is like today. So,
1:04:24
versioning, I mean, this
1:04:26
is almost like a passive aggressive response
1:04:29
to the people who want everything clear
1:04:31
and versioned correctly. It's like, well, screw you,
1:04:34
we'll do the versioning, but then we're just gonna screw around
1:04:36
with what's in it. You'll never know. We're
1:04:39
gonna do A-B testing to everybody, basically.
1:04:41
So, yeah, that's our world.
1:04:45
Anyway, I can't
1:04:48
speak of everybody. I like Windows 11. I
1:04:51
was shocked by some of the regressions
1:04:53
they made in the first version. I was surprised
1:04:56
by how little they moved the needle in the second
1:04:58
version.
1:04:59
And then I've been shocked over the past year to watch them
1:05:01
change it again and again and again and
1:05:03
again every month. Like, it's been a roller
1:05:05
coaster.
1:05:08
So, the press towards making
1:05:10
it acceptable for enterprise has kind of driven a
1:05:12
bunch of that. But, well,
1:05:14
people I'm talking to are looking at it incredulously.
1:05:17
Like, why would I do this? This
1:05:19
is going to cost me so much money
1:05:21
and support.
1:05:23
By the way, and for what?
1:05:26
Well, so enterprises
1:05:29
will not accept the uncertainty and
1:05:31
chaos that I've been talking about for months.
1:05:33
They will not accept this. They
1:05:36
will have
1:05:37
policy to mold this
1:05:39
thing in some degree. And
1:05:41
one would expect that there will be in a Windows 11 enterprise
1:05:45
and that this tomfoolery won't exist.
1:05:47
It will be a Windows 11 long-term servicing.
1:05:50
Yeah, that'll be easy. They don't have right now. Yes,
1:05:53
yep, yeah. No, that stuff will happen. Or
1:05:57
it should happen. Okay, right, I'm sorry. It
1:06:00
will because Microsoft, like we discussed last
1:06:02
week, is very responsive to feedback and no
1:06:04
more responsive than through their enterprise
1:06:07
customers. Right. But if they're going to be responsive to feedback,
1:06:09
their feedback is, I don't want this. I'm going to keep using 10 until
1:06:11
you show me a feature actually. Actually, right.
1:06:14
So that's something else we should have talked about. So one thing
1:06:16
I looked at was the Windows
1:06:18
version usage charts for
1:06:21
these systems at relative positions in
1:06:23
their life cycles. Right. So we're two
1:06:25
years into Windows 11. Windows 11,
1:06:27
obviously two years ago, started at zero and
1:06:29
then went up to 400 million or whatever,
1:06:32
or in the words of start counter, some percentage, 23.6
1:06:35
or something percent of the market. Right.
1:06:37
The other 78 or whatever percent is
1:06:40
all Windows 10, basically. So if there
1:06:42
are 400 million people on Windows 11, that
1:06:44
means there are a billion on Windows 10. The
1:06:47
thing that's interesting about Windows 10 over the past two years
1:06:50
is that their usage is pretty flat.
1:06:53
It has gone down a little bit over two years,
1:06:55
but less like 8%. It's
1:06:57
a very small number.
1:07:00
So that's very interesting. If you go and look at Windows 10,
1:07:03
when it was two years in, it was on a sharp
1:07:05
usage spike.
1:07:07
But Windows 7 was the most dominant
1:07:09
system at that time.
1:07:10
And Windows 7 was on a sharp downward
1:07:12
spike. So I didn't
1:07:15
look ahead to see when it, they
1:07:17
crossed paths. I didn't want to. You didn't even mention 8
1:07:20
in that. No, because 8 did not factor
1:07:22
to that. Right. So my
1:07:25
thought is that the 400 million Windows 11 are
1:07:27
consumer machines. Because
1:07:30
the average people won't buy a new machine
1:07:32
with an old OS. It comes with 11. But
1:07:36
the enterprise is holding steady
1:07:38
because they are still installing 10
1:07:40
on their, as they were. So among
1:07:43
the differences between Windows 10 and Windows 11 at
1:07:46
two years in is enterprises were adopting
1:07:48
Windows 10. They could not wait
1:07:51
to get off of or not use Windows 8. So that
1:07:53
helped. So you saw that in the usage
1:07:55
share of Windows 7 going downhill very quickly.
1:07:59
10 usage not going down quickly today, I think
1:08:02
reflects the situation you just described, for
1:08:04
sure. But this creates an interesting problem
1:08:06
because remember, despite the fact that
1:08:08
Windows 7 and Windows 10 were doing this a two years in,
1:08:11
by the time Windows 7 support ended in
1:08:13
whatever year, does anyone remember 2019, I guess? There were still
1:08:16
enough people, enough
1:08:19
businesses, on Windows 7
1:08:22
that Microsoft created a three-year program where you could pay
1:08:24
them for extended support.
1:08:26
Right?
1:08:27
Now the question we have is,
1:08:29
Windows 10 supports going in two years,
1:08:31
supposedly. Well that's right.
1:08:34
So when Windows 10 was released,
1:08:37
Windows 7 still had four years left
1:08:39
on its life cycle. When Windows 11 was
1:08:42
released,
1:08:43
Windows 10 had four years left
1:08:45
on schedule.
1:08:46
Windows 10 as a percentage is not
1:08:48
just higher today than it was for Windows 7
1:08:51
back at that same time period. It's way
1:08:53
higher, like way higher. And holding. And
1:08:56
holding, exactly. It's inconceivable.
1:08:58
I would have said before I sort of looked at that and thought
1:09:01
about it, I would have said, we'll see what they
1:09:03
do. History shows us they typically
1:09:05
extend support for businesses, for XP they did
1:09:08
it for 7. I think the situation for
1:09:10
Windows 10 is going to be even worse. Now
1:09:13
I do. I don't
1:09:16
see how they can't. In fact, they
1:09:19
should just announce it now. They should just
1:09:21
announce it now. Yeah, I know. And I think
1:09:23
they're thinking hard on exactly that problem.
1:09:26
Then you throw in what's happening
1:09:28
in the v-neck stack. I know.
1:09:30
I don't. Because we're
1:09:32
coming into a crush where it's just like, real estate
1:09:35
can't change fast enough. And even if we pushed
1:09:37
hard to do it, it's two or three years
1:09:39
down the road and 12 will
1:09:42
be coming. I think they have to do it. And
1:09:45
if there had been something, I
1:09:47
think last week we talked about this notion of an AI
1:09:49
killer app for Windows, right? And
1:09:51
the lack of one. The fact that they
1:09:53
had a special event that was about AI
1:09:55
and didn't have a single killer app from them
1:09:58
or a third party.
1:09:59
One year from now, if that's still the case, and we've
1:10:02
done all the processor revs and MPUs
1:10:04
are everywhere, and
1:10:05
they've got no one buying new PCs
1:10:07
because nobody cares and there's no reason to do
1:10:09
it,
1:10:10
I don't know what the story becomes because at that point
1:10:12
you have to support Windows. There's no reason
1:10:14
for people or companies
1:10:16
to upgrade to some
1:10:19
new system. It's not going to do it. And the TPM2
1:10:21
isn't going to do it. That's
1:10:25
not a good enough reason. But
1:10:27
it's what CoPilot is. If
1:10:31
it is. That's the problem. That's
1:10:34
the problem. Well,
1:10:35
you know, this is where you see the maneuvering
1:10:37
going on now where they're trying to say,
1:10:40
it's just CoPilot.
1:10:42
Yes. This
1:10:45
is a game playing with the brand to
1:10:47
get you to be able to do that without
1:10:50
necessarily knowing exactly what you're buying. And
1:10:52
the weird thing is, I bet we're going
1:10:54
to see more compelling cases for MPUs
1:10:58
from Microsoft 365 than
1:11:00
we're going to see from Windows. And that
1:11:02
gets into a kind of a squirrely issue
1:11:04
because we usually think of new
1:11:06
PCs as either just being necessitated
1:11:08
by some passage of time or there are some
1:11:11
exciting new features in Windows. And
1:11:14
it will support an MPU and there'll be AI
1:11:16
features that require or work better with it.
1:11:18
I don't think they're going to be that exciting on Windows.
1:11:21
Maybe it'll be third party stuff, who knows. That
1:11:23
was always the assumption is the ecosystem. But
1:11:25
part of the figuring you're seeing with Microsoft CoPilot
1:11:28
is to make it not clear whether
1:11:30
you were getting 365 CoPilot or Windows
1:11:32
CoPilot. You don't care
1:11:35
because ultimately
1:11:37
the office team doesn't mind if you buy
1:11:39
new hardware either. That is fine. Well,
1:11:42
that
1:11:43
might become a selling point. I mean, if you
1:11:45
have a Microsoft 365 subscription, you're
1:11:47
paying for the AI VIG there.
1:11:50
Yeah, and what is the price will
1:11:52
likely go up.
1:11:54
So it's like, hey, if you're using old hardware,
1:11:56
it's 50 bucks a seat or 60 bucks
1:11:58
a seat. But if you use. new hardware
1:12:00
with the NPU mode, it's 30 bucks a season.
1:12:04
Boy, paying
1:12:04
more per month for a Microsoft license
1:12:07
of some kind than I do for my smartphone does, or
1:12:10
it gets into a weird territory.
1:12:13
And now you get into the value proposition, like how much does this
1:12:15
have to help me before that money is trivial? And
1:12:18
at the same time, it's like, hey, we got to get new
1:12:20
hardware anyway. Let's get the new hardware
1:12:22
with the NPU and the new OS,
1:12:25
and we offset those costs over a few months
1:12:27
with the price decrease and the cost
1:12:29
of the AI tools. See, this is the difference between
1:12:32
a corporate environment and a sole proprietor
1:12:35
like you and me, Paul. Yes.
1:12:38
Yes. There's no way to justify that spend.
1:12:41
In a corporation, it's different. You got data
1:12:43
analysts, you got a lot of mediocre middle
1:12:46
management people doing... Of course, you got teams of people that can
1:12:48
use it and teams of people that can't. But
1:12:51
it's sole proprietors. We can't use this crap.
1:12:53
Remember, this is an example Richard will
1:12:55
appreciate. When Microsoft came out
1:12:57
the gate with Longhorn,
1:13:00
they were promoting this new app model and .NET
1:13:02
and Avalon and all that stuff. And
1:13:05
it was all going to be Longhorn only. And
1:13:07
through a combination of delays
1:13:09
and their customers and developers complaining,
1:13:11
they
1:13:12
later announced that, actually, we're going to bring this stuff back
1:13:14
to XP as well. We're going to make this... It's
1:13:16
not just going to be for Longhorn. I
1:13:18
wonder when you think about it, if there's nothing
1:13:20
in Windows 11
1:13:22
that makes a
1:13:23
compelling case for AI, but we are going
1:13:25
to be selling these computers with MPUs.
1:13:28
And most of the features you're going to get, most of the benefit
1:13:30
you're going to get out of it are going to come out of apps,
1:13:32
which may be in Windows, maybe not, maybe
1:13:34
in Microsoft 365, maybe from Adobe or
1:13:36
third parties.
1:13:38
Why not just bring that stuff back to Windows 10?
1:13:40
Yeah. Right?
1:13:42
I mean, why not Microsoft 365 on Windows 10 with
1:13:45
your extended support agreement for three
1:13:47
or five years or whatever it is on Windows 10,
1:13:49
you have an MPU in the computer, you've downgraded
1:13:52
to that Windows 10 operating system, maybe
1:13:55
the built-in apps in Windows, there's no reason they can't
1:13:57
run on Windows 10 if they don't already. The transparency...
1:13:59
nonsense I talked about in paint or the background
1:14:02
blur and photos or whatever else they're adding,
1:14:04
right? Why not bring it to Windows 10? Isn't it
1:14:06
really just about that stuff and not an
1:14:09
arbitrary version of Windows? It's the license that matters.
1:14:11
Who cares? Right? And
1:14:14
one could argue, you know, they could just
1:14:16
stick with Windows 10 Enterprise because
1:14:18
Yeah, there you go. Yes, they're there.
1:14:21
And Windows 11 is a consumer only edition.
1:14:24
Yeah, yeah,
1:14:25
I actually kind of like that idea. But
1:14:28
now I can also see they're going to have to put a
1:14:30
new version out sooner or later. 2026, looking
1:14:34
at the five year time cycle against when 11. Right.
1:14:37
And so you're
1:14:38
going to need it anyway. You
1:14:40
have to Windows work
1:14:43
groups and Windows non work groups 311 was
1:14:45
Windows 95. But without the new UI, right?
1:14:48
You had all the technical underpinnings in there. There's
1:14:51
no reason they couldn't do the same with AI
1:14:53
and Windows 10. Right? Sorry.
1:14:55
Yeah, they could but they haven't. Right?
1:14:57
We're already Well, to our knowledge, 11. 11 exclusive
1:15:00
features. Yeah. Okay.
1:15:03
We'll see.
1:15:04
Okay. That's all I don't know what to
1:15:07
say. I accept the thing I say all the
1:15:09
time. We'll
1:15:10
see. Yeah. We have had
1:15:12
several Windows Insider Program builds
1:15:14
over the past week, some
1:15:17
of which are kind of interesting. There
1:15:19
was a beta bill last Friday. And I
1:15:22
don't know that this was called out in our article per se. But
1:15:24
this is another one of those interesting examples of
1:15:27
Microsoft bowing silently to the new EU
1:15:30
laws, right?
1:15:31
And in the EU, Microsoft will
1:15:35
require some consent things that's related
1:15:37
to privacy, one thing, but then they're
1:15:39
going to do that thing where we
1:15:42
are this came out earlier that those
1:15:45
underlying system components aren't going
1:15:47
to automatically launch edge, they're going to
1:15:49
launch your browser of choice, they're going to respect your
1:15:51
choice in the EU because
1:15:53
the EU is demanding that same kind of thing.
1:15:55
They're also going to change
1:15:57
the way the start menu works there. you
1:16:00
don't agree to do certain things, then it's not gonna make
1:16:02
recommendations to you, which is, yeah,
1:16:05
it's not great basically, in
1:16:07
the start menu, so that's kind of interesting. Like we're
1:16:09
seeing them starting to test the stuff
1:16:13
in the Insider program, so that's kind of neat. Oh,
1:16:15
I did put it, no, it's good. So
1:16:17
last week, I guess, there was
1:16:19
a release preview channel built. Remember, this is the one
1:16:22
we sort of believe is, this is 23H2, right? And,
1:16:26
oh, and this is the feature I just mentioned, where I saw it on one
1:16:28
computer, but not another, like
1:16:30
a controlled feature release, which is actually
1:16:32
kind of uncontrolled feature release, when you think about it, but
1:16:34
whatever. They're separating
1:16:37
in the UI, this notion of things that are
1:16:39
system components from things that are apps.
1:16:41
And they're doing it arbitrarily, but the idea here
1:16:44
is that a system component is something like
1:16:46
Game Bar, or
1:16:49
the Microsoft Store,
1:16:50
that it comes with Windows, so it's like an Inbox
1:16:53
app, but cannot be uninstalled.
1:16:56
I think there's another, they haven't documented
1:16:59
this, so I'm guessing here, but I think there's
1:17:01
another differentiator in there that has something
1:17:03
to do with that last thing I just talked about this. These
1:17:06
are parts of the system that operate under the covers,
1:17:09
interoperability between different apps
1:17:11
or systems, and they
1:17:13
can't be removed for that reason. If you cut out
1:17:16
part of this, it would be like cutting IE
1:17:18
out of Windows 95 OSR2. Like, artificially
1:17:21
or not, it breaks the system and things don't work anymore,
1:17:23
and I think that might be what this means.
1:17:25
So it looks like they're moving
1:17:29
at least six of them, and we'll see, it could be more later,
1:17:31
system components out of that installed
1:17:34
apps UI and settings and putting them in their
1:17:36
own place where people will never find
1:17:38
them, because honestly, you can't do anything with them
1:17:40
anyway, who cares? You know, speaking of apps
1:17:43
appearing on your machines, yeah,
1:17:45
so Patch Tuesday last week, Microsoft
1:17:48
pushed the Azure Arc
1:17:50
install to all Windows Server
1:17:53
boxes. Yeah, but as we communicated
1:17:55
privately, that didn't impact anybody and it didn't
1:17:57
make anyone mad, so no big deal.
1:18:00
Next is a YouTube album.
1:18:02
That's exciting. Right
1:18:05
up until the toast popped up. Why
1:18:07
do I hear guitars? Well,
1:18:11
didn't they put that Wilco song with
1:18:13
the Happy Days on Windows 95? It
1:18:16
was on the CD. It wasn't installed on the hard drive.
1:18:21
But what happens, Richard, explain this. The
1:18:24
Azure Arc. Yeah, I don't even know what Azure Arc
1:18:27
is. What is that? Azure Arc is their monitoring
1:18:29
tool so that you can use basically a cloud
1:18:31
dashboard not
1:18:32
only to manage all of your virtual
1:18:34
machines and so forth in Azure, but
1:18:37
also in other clouds like AWS
1:18:39
and Google Cloud and on-premises.
1:18:42
And so some bright star inside
1:18:44
of Microsoft decided that everybody should have Arc
1:18:47
ready to go on
1:18:48
any machine. And
1:18:50
so included in the Security
1:18:52
Patch Tuesday update for servers,
1:18:55
they positioned the installer
1:18:58
for
1:18:58
Arc. Now they didn't install
1:19:01
it. They just
1:19:02
put the file on the machine. And again,
1:19:05
I could live with that. This is the managed environment.
1:19:08
You went and you RDP'd
1:19:10
into your server, your server.
1:19:14
And
1:19:15
like you were running a regular version
1:19:17
of Windows 11 with all the stuff,
1:19:20
a toast would pop up to tell you, Arc's ready
1:19:22
to install. I
1:19:24
mean, the MVPs went nuts. And
1:19:28
the – and you
1:19:31
know, go read the Reddit on this. They're all delighted.
1:19:34
Like
1:19:34
toast popped up on my server. Like I'm really –
1:19:37
I'm glad this is finally impacted in an audience that
1:19:39
cares and that they'll listen to because
1:19:42
the behavior on the consumer versions of Windows
1:19:45
is so insidious
1:19:47
and is even worse than I described with that OneDrive
1:19:49
software. It's actually escalated since then, if you
1:19:51
can believe that.
1:19:52
But yes, someone needs to –
1:19:55
someone who they will listen to needs to tell them
1:19:58
this is unacceptable behavior.
1:20:00
Like what are you doing? I'm fascinated
1:20:03
by if they just installed it and didn't
1:20:05
say anything would that have been better or worse? Like
1:20:09
are they supposed to... That would have been worse. Well,
1:20:12
and in general, yeah,
1:20:14
installing things on my machine and not telling me is bad.
1:20:17
A pop and toast on my server is bad, period,
1:20:19
full stop. Yep. But
1:20:22
it happened.
1:20:22
I also, in OneDrive, I'm not going
1:20:25
to reiterate my OneDrive issues, but I,
1:20:27
on some machine, again, I'm on 23H2 because I'm trying
1:20:29
to, you know, I'm writing the book and whatever.
1:20:32
And I noticed, again, it silently
1:20:35
turned on folder backup, which I don't want.
1:20:38
So when you turn it off now, you go to this UI with
1:20:40
the little on off switches for each of the folders. So
1:20:42
you go to the first, this is desktop on, you're like off. A
1:20:44
pop up comes up. It's like, hey, why didn't you turn this off?
1:20:47
You mind taking a survey? There's a bunch of questions. And
1:20:50
I'm like, what is this? And I'm like, okay,
1:20:52
maybe they actually heard some feedback that people don't
1:20:54
like this. Okay, good for them. So I canceled out
1:20:56
the box and then I went to the second one. Second
1:20:59
one was documents, documents off. Same
1:21:01
survey came up. Like, are you kidding me? So I dispensed
1:21:04
with that. I went to the third one,
1:21:06
turned it off.
1:21:07
Survey comes up. I'm like, oh dear God, what is wrong
1:21:09
with you? So I finally got it all off, closed
1:21:13
the window, toast pops up for the
1:21:15
side, says, hey, would you like to try to unfold
1:21:17
the backup? It's a cool new feature of OneDrive. It
1:21:20
is a miracle. I did not hum this thing
1:21:22
off of the balcony of this apartment. Like are
1:21:24
you kidding me? I said, okay. I'm
1:21:26
a computer. Yeah. Don't tell
1:21:28
me that's not malicious. That's
1:21:31
it. Yeah. I still think it's indifference.
1:21:33
Like they're just doing it. Oh God. Yeah. This
1:21:36
is the whole thing, this idea of negative option billing where
1:21:39
your local monopoly of choice just
1:21:43
gives you something or push something on you and you
1:21:45
have to call them to make it go away. Right.
1:21:48
Or it's done with the software. It's
1:21:50
like, oh yeah, you can delete the
1:21:52
file. You know. You can't stop
1:21:54
the toast. That's not a thing. No, we're
1:21:57
not selling. We don't have that. That's
1:21:59
going to be in windows 12. Windows 11. You know
1:22:01
it's like if you had like a cable company
1:22:03
monopoly and they keep contacting you to feedback,
1:22:06
hey how are we doing? What does it matter?
1:22:08
I can't stop
1:22:10
you from doing what you're doing. What's
1:22:13
the difference? Anyway, okay sorry.
1:22:15
Oh yeah, all of my life is suffering and
1:22:17
I blame you. Right.
1:22:20
Let me take a break right here before you move on.
1:22:23
Oh okay, yeah. If you don't mind. No I don't mind. I
1:22:25
got nothing else to do. I'm sitting here. No that's all
1:22:28
you're doing. I'm trying to provide
1:22:30
this plan over here. Nothing's
1:22:33
happening. My ferns have inspired you. I
1:22:35
like that. Yeah ferns make me jealous.
1:22:37
They're so green. I would like every time that you came
1:22:39
back on camera there were more plants. That is
1:22:41
actually happened.
1:22:46
We did a bit like that. We fully gathered
1:22:48
all the plants in the studios and every time we came back
1:22:51
it was more and then finally I took off my clothes. I
1:22:53
don't remember that.
1:22:55
Anyway, it was a day that lived
1:22:57
in infamy. Suddenly the palm leaves became
1:23:00
way more important. Yeah,
1:23:03
strategically placed ferns. Right.
1:23:05
It's a big deal. But before
1:23:07
we do that and that's a good idea. I'll
1:23:10
see if we can get some more. You know it might not be
1:23:12
in this case it might not be plants. It might be bric-a-brac.
1:23:15
I'll be swallowed by bric-a-brac.
1:23:18
Loving doesn't last, cooking does. No,
1:23:22
mom is not that. She doesn't have live,
1:23:25
love, laugh stuff anywhere. No slogans
1:23:27
anywhere in the house. Okay. No,
1:23:29
she's a little more than that. But
1:23:32
there are a lot of cookbooks which fortunately
1:23:35
have become very handy for propping
1:23:37
up
1:23:38
microphones and
1:23:39
cameras and all that stuff. I didn't bring enough
1:23:41
tripods. We've all been there. Our
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this is why I think canary is important. We
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all work on perimeter defenses,
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right? Keeping the bad guys out of our
1:24:08
network. And for some reason,
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somehow they keep getting in like cockroaches.
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So how do you know if you
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have an intruder? Because what they do
1:24:18
these days, on average, they're, they're wandering around in
1:24:21
your network 91 days before they actually
1:24:23
are spotted. And what
1:24:25
are they doing? They're exfiltrating data so they can
1:24:27
blackmail you. They're looking for all the places
1:24:29
you back up. So when they trigger their ransomware,
1:24:32
you're in deep trouble. There's
1:24:34
lots of things they do. They love to hang
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around in your network like cockroaches. The
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can also use the things canary to make canary
1:24:51
tokens. These are little trip wires. You
1:24:54
can drop into hundreds of places, every
1:24:56
corner of your network. They
1:24:59
are documents. They're word docs or
1:25:01
spreadsheets. They look like, I should say, word
1:25:04
docs or spreadsheets or PDFs or any
1:25:06
variety of files. And you can
1:25:08
name them something juicy like employee
1:25:12
social security numbers. Probably wouldn't do that.
1:25:14
Don't make it too obvious. You know, just, you know,
1:25:16
payroll information. That's a good one. .xls. It's
1:25:20
not, of course. What it is, is it's
1:25:22
a little trip wire. When the bad guy tries to open
1:25:25
it, you get a notification. And
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this is what the things canary does. No
1:25:29
false positives. Just
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real information when it matters the most.
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Trivial, this is the things canary philosophy.
1:25:38
Things is the company. Canary is the device.
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They're trivial to deploy with a ridiculously
1:25:43
high quality of signal. Things
1:25:46
canary's founding team has a background in
1:25:48
offense. I'll
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let you imagine what that means. But
1:25:53
they have, you know, as is often the case, the
1:25:55
people who are good at breaking into systems and they've
1:25:58
trained governments and companies and all kinds of things. of
1:26:00
people in how to do this
1:26:02
are also very good at defense, right?
1:26:05
So they prioritize defensive thinking in developing
1:26:07
these hardware devices. Canary's
1:26:09
team is uber-conscious of your trust
1:26:12
in their product. They take extensive
1:26:14
measures to ensure the devices do not add
1:26:17
to the risk. They are merely
1:26:19
in a way of knowing if you're
1:26:21
under attack. The designed to be
1:26:23
secure, they use, I mean, actually, we rarely
1:26:26
talk about this, but they're using memory-safe
1:26:28
languages. The firmware
1:26:30
is hard-coded to be robust,
1:26:33
reliable. It's sandboxed. No
1:26:36
critical network secrets are ever stored
1:26:38
on the Canary. So even if somebody
1:26:40
somehow figured out how to penetrate it, there's
1:26:42
nothing in there for them to use. And
1:26:45
to maintain security, Canary's cannot
1:26:48
be dual-homed. You
1:26:50
might want to, but this is part of the security.
1:26:53
They don't want to bridge into another network. They can't have
1:26:55
dual VLANs or span
1:26:57
VLANs because that could give attackers
1:27:00
ability to jump across networks. I
1:27:02
only mention this so that you understand. These
1:27:04
are really well-designed devices that do
1:27:07
one thing and do one thing perfectly. Think
1:27:09
Canary has put immense effort into ensuring they don't
1:27:12
introduce new vulnerabilities to a customer network.
1:27:15
And frankly, all it has to do, if one of those
1:27:17
birds can let off just one warning
1:27:19
before it's owned, it's done
1:27:22
what it needs to do. It's earned its keep. Customers
1:27:25
have the option to break the back-end authentication
1:27:27
link so you can even prevent Think staff
1:27:30
from accessing their console. You
1:27:32
do get a console with your Think Canary,
1:27:35
but you also get there's API. It
1:27:37
uses web hooks. It will work with Slack. It
1:27:40
works with anything, email, of course, texts,
1:27:42
to give you just the alerts that matter. By
1:27:46
the way, a third-party assessment commends the
1:27:48
secure design of the platform and software stack
1:27:50
implemented by Think. Hardware canaries,
1:27:53
like the ones we have at the studio, VM-based
1:27:56
and cloud-based canaries, they're deployed and
1:27:58
loved on all sides.
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I wouldn't, you know, honestly, it'd be better if you
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didn't mention you used them, but CISOs
1:28:15
and CIOs love their canaries so much, they
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1:28:34
canary tokens throughout your network, as
1:28:36
many as you want, you can run it in a cloud, you
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can run it in VM, it
1:28:41
will let you know if there's an intruder with
1:28:43
a high signal, high
1:28:45
value signal, that really tells
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you what you need to know and nothing more and no false
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positives. If you don't hear from your canary,
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that's good, and I don't hear from our canary. One
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we used it, it was great. If
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it's your show I don't it's
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actually nice to have something to interrupt I mean
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you're welcome but I'm just saying
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that's one of the reasons I really tell people about Club
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Twit we're doing so many great things you do that great hands-on
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Windows for Club Twit because
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even though we do have three ads in the show which which is
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great that's the max we're
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having a hard time selling ads there are there
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the thing is the people who love it like Wix thinks
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canary our advertisers
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you know the next
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break will be for a company called Miro they
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get it they understand what we're doing but that's there
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are a lot of agencies and advertisers who just think podcasts
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don't work and they're going
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to wait for a ball and everything it's horrible
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it's terrible and that's why you know two
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years ago Lisa said you know we need a club because we
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want to have a way for listeners to support
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us with or without advertising $7
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of benefits including Paul's hands-on
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Windows you do the same thing at the therot.com
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you have the premium and
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I always tell everybody get
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get premium that's really yeah
1:31:58
it's the stuff you do there
1:31:59
to support the content makers.
1:32:02
Well you do, you know, you're smart. You kind of do,
1:32:05
it's similar to us, in fact I think we kind of took a page from your book,
1:32:07
a lot of free content. And we're
1:32:09
free content. But then you do
1:32:11
some really extra above and beyond stuff.
1:32:14
And it is worth, what is it, 40 bucks a
1:32:16
year? It's not expensive, it's really worth it. Well,
1:32:19
it's about, yeah, it depends. But yeah, 52 maybe. Yeah,
1:32:22
I mean not buy every year. Not on sale, but we have sales
1:32:24
and stuff. Like the Windows Everywhere stuff you do, it was
1:32:27
so great. I really enjoy the, it's
1:32:30
a little bit more thoughtful. It's not so news focused,
1:32:32
right? Yeah, none
1:32:34
of it is news focused. The premium stuff. Yeah,
1:32:37
I love that. Unless it's an analysis
1:32:40
of something that happened. You're a big thinker. So
1:32:42
it's nice to get a big thinker. I'm a small
1:32:44
man, but a big thinker. A big thinker. I'm
1:32:47
just a big man too, unfortunately. Anyway.
1:32:52
Yeah, god, I don't even know what happened there. Okay, so,
1:32:55
you know what, I'm just gonna say, if I were in Mexico
1:32:57
City, I'd be bigger than
1:32:59
you. That's, you know what, no, actually, honestly,
1:33:02
well, okay, you could eat poorly here, that's true.
1:33:05
We eat really well. I mean, we live on street tacos. What are you talking
1:33:07
about? Yeah, I don't eat tortillas
1:33:09
or anything like that. Yeah. Oh, you're smart.
1:33:12
That's smart.
1:33:13
That's my, well, I eat well here, and I mean that in a,
1:33:15
like, nutritional sense. Oh, that's so great. Yeah.
1:33:19
On we go. Yes, so there
1:33:21
were two Windows Insider builds that
1:33:23
landed just as we started the podcast. The
1:33:26
first was for the dev channel. Just
1:33:28
a couple of things, file explorer fixes. Again,
1:33:30
I keep saying this. We're gonna see those for a long time to come. The
1:33:32
new file explorer's terrible. And
1:33:35
then this is an interesting one I hadn't considered,
1:33:37
which is copilot support for multi-monitors.
1:33:39
So they're gonna let you move the copilot pane, which
1:33:42
actually they're calling a sidebar, by the way. Sidebar
1:33:44
two words, I hope they changed that, because the Windows
1:33:47
Vista sidebar was one word.
1:33:50
But they're gonna let you move it to a different monitor, and it
1:33:52
will remember where it was. So you can do that
1:33:54
kind of stuff. So not, you know, nothing huge, but that's
1:33:56
good. And then the Canary build,
1:33:58
which we sort of... maybe will one day
1:34:01
turn into Windows 12. Mail
1:34:03
and calendar are no longer installed when
1:34:05
you do a clean install the operating system. We know those are
1:34:07
going away. So that makes some sense. And
1:34:10
you know, when I'm updating the book, for example, I'm going to actually
1:34:12
delete my mail and calendar chapters and
1:34:14
replace those with an Outlook chapter. Everyone
1:34:17
can complain because no one likes Outlook.
1:34:19
They do what like that is. And
1:34:22
then Bluetooth, Bluetooth
1:34:25
LE support for hearing aids, which is kind of
1:34:27
fun.
1:34:28
And some updates. That's interesting. So
1:34:30
my hearing aids I can pair with my phone. And
1:34:32
there's really a lot of reasons for that. Yeah.
1:34:35
Yeah. My son has cochlear implants, but it's
1:34:37
a similar technology. And are
1:34:39
they do they have Bluetooth cochlear? Yeah. Well,
1:34:42
it's Bluetooth capabilities. So what you can do is connect
1:34:44
to devices, obviously, and hear directly into the device.
1:34:46
And when you go to concerts and things, you can connect to a system
1:34:49
in the arena. So awesome. Yeah. It's some
1:34:51
really neat things
1:34:53
happening with that stuff. So
1:34:55
that's great. This is one of those examples
1:34:57
of accessibility. People think
1:34:59
accessibility features are for people with handicaps
1:35:02
or whatever. And honestly,
1:35:04
a lot of these are for everybody. So we
1:35:06
all have we all been we're all going
1:35:08
to be hearing aids eventually, including
1:35:13
my wife, but don't tell her I said that.
1:35:18
As I say of my voice, the first to know so
1:35:20
I don't speak Spanish very well. But they always hear me clearly
1:35:22
when I tell them the percentage number of the tip no
1:35:24
one's ever gotten that one wrong. My
1:35:27
wife can hear me clearly if she wants to. So
1:35:29
anyway, a couple
1:35:31
weeks ago, we were talking about Windows seven and
1:35:33
eight keys and how they were no longer going to
1:35:35
work for activating Windows 11.
1:35:39
That has happened. So Microsoft has confirmed they've
1:35:41
actually cut it off. So we weren't sure at the time, you
1:35:44
know, would it be some future version of Windows or some,
1:35:46
you know, milestone, whatever note they just turned it off.
1:35:49
So now I wonder if I could use seven,
1:35:51
eight keys to three to 10 and then
1:35:53
upgrade to 11. Yep, I
1:35:55
wonder the same. Now
1:35:58
I'm going to think about that.
1:35:59
Because I'll find out. There's
1:36:02
no way to know no way in the world.
1:36:04
You can fully you could yeah, I'm
1:36:06
gonna find out That's a good idea I
1:36:09
had a guy who wrote me in a panic because he had
1:36:11
upgraded his I don't know if it was a hard drive
1:36:13
or some component in his PC he
1:36:15
had used a Windows 7 license
1:36:18
to install Windows 11 and
1:36:20
Then it unactivated and
1:36:22
he thought this was why this is nothing to do with it Once
1:36:24
you have acted activated Windows 11,
1:36:27
it is nothing to do with the product key It's
1:36:29
it's it's due to a matrix of your hardware features
1:36:31
of the PC. It's just that right. It's something
1:36:34
on the machine Yeah,
1:36:37
that was the historic problem with activation
1:36:39
So I just told you can just contact Microsoft
1:36:41
support you won't have any issues there And
1:36:43
this just happened. I haven't had a chance to watch about
1:36:46
five minutes of one of these videos But there
1:36:49
are now three new Dave Cutler interviews
1:36:51
on YouTube I have to tell you how rare it is for
1:36:53
there to be any Dave Cutler interviews anywhere 81.
1:36:55
Yes
1:36:59
81 I know so but so
1:37:01
one of them is called what successful programmers do
1:37:03
that I was done who cares one one of them
1:37:05
is priceless. I gotta find this thing. It's
1:37:07
called Windows
1:37:11
Longhorn was the worst code I've
1:37:13
ever seen
1:37:15
So I cannot wait to watch
1:37:17
these Is a character
1:37:20
he is a genius he is a
1:37:22
Pimital has been decades
1:37:25
and yes, he is a killer decades. He
1:37:27
still roams those halls I think
1:37:29
I'd like exactly everyone around
1:37:31
when he does yeah, he is Yeah,
1:37:34
the aged lion that's never been taken down
1:37:36
by anybody and never will be he'll leave
1:37:39
of his own accord. He'll will fade in Yeah,
1:37:43
so that's
1:37:45
just don't you gotta go look at that so gold
1:37:47
gold. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's amazing
1:37:49
amazing And then there's
1:37:51
a beautiful little story The
1:37:55
US Internal Revenue Service actually
1:37:58
investigated Microsoft's taxes over
1:38:00
a several year period from 2004 to 2013, so a 10 year period. And it's
1:38:03
important to note
1:38:05
those years, 2004 to 2013. Think
1:38:08
about that for a second because I'm going to get back to it. And
1:38:11
what they discovered was that they owe $29 billion
1:38:13
in taxes, not including penalty
1:38:16
business. What's the result? Well, this will
1:38:18
take many years. Yeah, they'll
1:38:20
probably end up paying a fine and
1:38:22
not the full
1:38:27
amount is my guess, but it's going to take many, many years.
1:38:30
This, as we said last week, is
1:38:32
the Dutch sandwich or the Irish? No,
1:38:35
the Irish... Irish reach around
1:38:37
or what? I don't think that's the official
1:38:39
term. They
1:38:42
have a funny name for it. But it is fair
1:38:44
to say the Irish do offer tax breaks to
1:38:46
corporations. Yeah, and so Apple did
1:38:48
this. I don't know what Microsoft did, but Apple did this. They set
1:38:51
up headquarters in Ireland and made
1:38:53
sure that all the revenues outside
1:38:55
the US went through the Irish brand.
1:38:57
This is exactly what Microsoft did.
1:38:59
They did it in Puerto Rico, which is not another
1:39:02
country, but it's tax free though. It's
1:39:04
a tax free. They funneled. What
1:39:06
they did was they had a business in Puerto
1:39:08
Rico that would... And again, the year is 2014 to 2013
1:39:11
important for two reasons. This is one of them. They
1:39:14
were making... I just wanted to announce, Twitter
1:39:17
is moving to Puerto Rico. Yes.
1:39:20
Right. That. Right.
1:39:22
I'd love to be in Puerto Rico. We moved my address there and
1:39:24
I'll live here and I'll... Same thing. I'll pay
1:39:26
no taxes and I'll live in a place... That's the problem. That's
1:39:29
the problem is that they really weren't doing business in
1:39:31
Puerto Rico. Right. Well, no, they were. So
1:39:33
they had a little subsidiary, a little...
1:39:36
I don't
1:39:36
know if it's an independent company, whatever it was, that
1:39:38
was manufacturing DVDs.
1:39:40
That was what they did. So what Microsoft
1:39:43
did was assign all of the licensing
1:39:45
rights for Windows to them and then put
1:39:47
all the money through that. So
1:39:50
this is exactly what Apple was doing in Ireland.
1:39:52
The DVD is Windows. Yeah.
1:39:54
So... Alright. So why is this state
1:39:57
range also interesting? I mentioned before
1:39:59
that... Microsoft very suspiciously
1:40:03
made Windows 7 license sales and
1:40:05
even 20 million a month
1:40:10
for the entire duration of Windows 7, which
1:40:12
you'll remember
1:40:14
went on sale in 2009, right at
1:40:17
the tail end of this. These years
1:40:20
were a period of time where Amy Hood was
1:40:22
not the CFO of Microsoft. It was someone named Peter
1:40:24
Klein. I'm not saying Peter Klein
1:40:26
is to blame per se, but I
1:40:29
am saying that it is coincidental that
1:40:31
he was around for a lot of these little financial shenanigans
1:40:34
and that there are things you can get away with and things you can't
1:40:36
and that I think Amy Hood, we might credit her
1:40:39
current era with the lack of
1:40:41
transparency during the quarterly earnings reports,
1:40:43
right, with hard numbers, all things I complain about every quarter.
1:40:46
But if you look back at Peter Klein, I think we're going to remember
1:40:48
him for this stuff because he was
1:40:50
clearly played with the 7. You think you know Excel?
1:40:53
This guy was playing with money. We've
1:40:55
got to come up with a name for the Puerto
1:40:57
Rican tax run around. Okay.
1:41:00
Is it possible to make this non-offensive? Yeah,
1:41:02
no, they're famous. Puerto
1:41:04
Rican sandwich is a wonderful smash campaign sandwich.
1:41:06
It's called the hiberito. So
1:41:09
they did the Puerto Rican hiberito. The
1:41:11
hiberito. It's a new way of doing taxes.
1:41:17
Or the tripletas, another delicious.
1:41:21
You know what? It's a sandwich king and he teaches
1:41:23
me all life. I like that. What's
1:41:27
the mofongo I would have called it? The
1:41:29
mofongo. The mofongo. What
1:41:32
are you, I mofongoed
1:41:34
our tax and said I get bad news. It's the
1:41:36
Italian Puerto Rican version. No,
1:41:39
I think you're talking about the mofo, mofoleta, right?
1:41:41
No, mofongo. It's a... Mofongo?
1:41:44
What's a mofongo? It's a plantain based mashed potato
1:41:46
we think with meat inside of it. Oh yeah,
1:41:48
my daughter's weighing in. So you've had a mofongo,
1:41:51
Abby? It could be fantastic. She
1:41:53
loves it. She loves the mofongo. She
1:41:56
lived in Mexico for quite a while.
1:41:58
This is what I'm talking about Puerto Rico. I don't know. Oh,
1:42:01
have you lived in Puerto Rico? No, we visited, but
1:42:03
that was my... I love Puerto Rico. The food item
1:42:05
I love. Yeah, I did too. No, but actually, if it wasn't
1:42:07
for the hurricane that wipes out of the island every three
1:42:09
years on schedule, I'd probably
1:42:12
be living... It's hard to do podcast network with
1:42:14
inconsistent electricity. It's hard
1:42:16
to do anything if you don't have electricity. I mean,
1:42:18
you know,
1:42:20
that's the problem. I love it there, but in
1:42:22
US dollar, I mean, what could be... It's
1:42:24
an easy flight. Incidentally, it's not just Microsoft
1:42:26
that used it as a tax haven. It's
1:42:28
the big... All the big American
1:42:31
multinationals use the
1:42:33
double Irish. The double Irish. There it
1:42:35
is. That's it. So that's the
1:42:38
Irish. I like that we... They start in Ireland and
1:42:40
they route it through... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of
1:42:42
course. I gotta talk to my accountant,
1:42:47
Vinny Bumbay, and he's gonna do this. Sorry.
1:42:50
He was the... Yeah, this is the accounting that
1:42:52
Thomas Crown used. Leo,
1:42:54
it's easy. It's no problem. Right.
1:42:57
Who's gonna be fine? Everybody's gonna be fine.
1:42:59
The guy in the suit that doesn't fit is on TV one night.
1:43:01
You're like, we're in trouble. And then you get the
1:43:03
bill for $29 billion. This
1:43:07
will take several years. We're
1:43:10
not gonna find out the answer to this next year. You can
1:43:12
pay for a lot of legal fees with $29 million.
1:43:16
No rush here. It's
1:43:18
Microsoft says it hopes to reach a mutual resolution
1:43:21
with the IRS, which I assume means
1:43:23
not paying any taxes. So we'll see. I
1:43:25
also hope to reach a mutual
1:43:28
resolution with the IRS. It's my
1:43:30
fervent hope. It was a comedian. I don't remember.
1:43:32
I was like, what do you mean pay my taxes? I paid my taxes last
1:43:34
year.
1:43:35
Oh, God.
1:43:38
Who's the deal? Psi. All
1:43:41
right. All right. No,
1:43:43
no, no. I don't want to. I'm gonna give you
1:43:45
this thing. AI stuff?
1:43:48
No, this is the first. I don't want to rant about some
1:43:50
non-Microsoft. Actually, I want to ask you a couple of things.
1:43:52
So we're looking at some events
1:43:54
that are coming up in the next quarter
1:43:57
because we want to do some events. There's
1:43:59
a big... Snapdragon event Next
1:44:02
week we are gonna live stream that keynote
1:44:04
because we as we talked about last week I think
1:44:06
Snapdragon has some interesting Qualcomm.
1:44:09
I should say has some interesting announcements. So
1:44:11
that event is I think look We know
1:44:13
they're gonna announce the new Compute
1:44:16
chip which the right one for PCs, right? So that's gonna
1:44:18
be right. There'll be a new mobile If
1:44:21
you if you guys wanted to join us, we'll
1:44:23
also you know offline I Can't
1:44:25
I'm too. Okay. I know I have some 26.
1:44:28
I think yeah. Oh the 26. Oh, you're right.
1:44:30
It's in two weeks No, that is next. That's
1:44:32
believe it or not. What's Tuesday? That's what I actually
1:44:34
have a I have a meeting with Google Okay,
1:44:39
then the other thing we're gonna do is open AI We're
1:44:42
hoping their keynote will be streamed live because that's
1:44:44
gonna be interesting as well. Should we might have
1:44:46
a third?
1:44:48
idea for him. Oh
1:44:51
And ignites coming up that's it I
1:44:53
wanted to ask you about ignite should we is there
1:44:55
gonna be a nice
1:44:57
Well, we can say is that Paul and I will both
1:44:59
be there
1:45:00
Mm-hmm,
1:45:02
and there may be some
1:45:04
recording spaces available for us. Ah So,
1:45:08
yeah I think those we want to do we
1:45:10
want to you know It we don't want to kind of taper
1:45:13
off at the end of the year And I I think that Qualcomm
1:45:15
Snapdragon events gonna be big next week the
1:45:17
open AI events coming up And yeah, we saw ignite
1:45:20
is is it November?
1:45:21
Yes with 13th of the 17th But
1:45:24
yeah, mainstreaming days of the 15th and the 16th
1:45:27
so the key note on the 15th will thing
1:45:29
we want to see and
1:45:31
Make a note of that Key
1:45:34
note on the 15th. Yeah, so that's
1:45:36
the thought also. Yeah, I've embarrassed.
1:45:38
I forgot to mention this yet We
1:45:40
have the opportunity to interview a Qualcomm
1:45:44
Executive about the might of the windows and arm
1:45:46
stuff on next week's show if you're interested. So
1:45:48
yeah That'd be a great follow-up to
1:45:50
the the event the day before. Okay,
1:45:53
I will have a Production
1:45:55
associate. Yes. We have a lot
1:45:57
of people and Maybe
1:46:00
we could do lunch. The people will be in touch. Yeah. Okay.
1:46:04
Yeah. So yeah,
1:46:07
the thing that's particularly interesting
1:46:09
to me because they have not invited
1:46:11
the press. So I'm kind of sneaking
1:46:14
in guerrilla style with Richard, which I like. And
1:46:18
I get opportunities. We
1:46:20
take advantage of it. Yep.
1:46:22
So that's going to be fun.
1:46:23
Yeah. We will. And
1:46:25
I will do it. We'll take one of the recording booths. We'll
1:46:28
watch the key from their stream
1:46:30
back to
1:46:31
the studio and do our
1:46:33
thing. It's actually nice to be in the hotel. Right.
1:46:36
I mean, if we're going to do hotels, we'll do hotels. But one
1:46:38
way or the other, you know, these announcements
1:46:40
are going to be important. So where is Ignite? Is it
1:46:42
in Florida this year? It's in Seattle. It's so
1:46:45
Seattle. Okay. It's a very,
1:46:47
it's a much smaller event than usual. Like they did
1:46:49
build this year. They're going to have same
1:46:51
keynotes. Same venue as the bill. But
1:46:54
not a show floor and no press, you know, coverage,
1:46:56
no press on site and you know, not immediately.
1:46:59
And it very much a two days, there's two
1:47:01
days of streaming, but there's days on either side of that
1:47:03
in person and they immediately sold out
1:47:06
the in person. Wow. Yeah.
1:47:09
Which is pretty impressive. It's a partner event, right? What
1:47:11
is it? No, no. This
1:47:13
is their IT. It's their internal IT. Okay.
1:47:16
This was, it used to be called TechEd.
1:47:18
Right.
1:47:19
Yeah. And they've always had some
1:47:21
dev content, but not as much
1:47:24
now, especially.
1:47:25
And they almost don't have to because, well,
1:47:27
they've always said, you know, they'd build obviously, but they also have
1:47:30
separate .NET events and they're starting to separate
1:47:33
that stuff out again.
1:47:34
And just for fun .NET Conf is the same week
1:47:36
because that doesn't get
1:47:37
any. I'm
1:47:40
sure it had something to do with,
1:47:43
I don't know. It's just so stupid. It's so typical
1:47:45
of Microsoft. But .NET 8 is happening that week. It'll be fun.
1:47:47
Yeah. .NET 8
1:47:50
releases to engineering on the Tuesday.
1:47:53
But for people interested in this
1:47:55
stuff, there's going to be a lot of AI, right?
1:47:58
Obviously. Yeah.
1:47:59
a huge focus on data.
1:48:01
Yeah. And it's going to be all
1:48:04
virtual. So you can stream it
1:48:06
later. You don't have to watch the line. Everybody's
1:48:08
online. Lots of M365 onto teams. Yeah. Well,
1:48:10
ginamics.
1:48:14
Yeah. And that's, uh, so I've been helping bringing
1:48:16
podcast to the event.
1:48:18
And so those are the podcasters. So what
1:48:20
the heck? Yeah, me too.
1:48:24
I'm a podcaster. That's something I don't,
1:48:27
I got a microphone. Let's go get a bar.
1:48:29
I listen to a podcast where they make fun of anyone with
1:48:31
a title like that. They'll be like blogger. He's
1:48:34
a blogger. It's even worse
1:48:38
because he's a podcaster. Like
1:48:42
a blogger only noise here. Took me like 10
1:48:44
years to warm up a term blogger and I'm
1:48:46
still a little queasy about it, but it's
1:48:49
a book. You're a writer and
1:48:51
some of it ends up online.
1:48:53
Yeah. And we have to have a word for it. So
1:48:55
we're using that word. Yeah. Okay.
1:48:58
I can deal with it. Um,
1:49:00
new versions of browsers are coming out. I didn't look
1:49:02
at this too closely. This new version of Chrome that came out today,
1:49:05
something above the address bar. I don't really care, but Microsoft
1:49:08
edge one 18 came out the other day and it actually,
1:49:10
of course it does. It includes a little AI feature
1:49:13
and it's related to find. And for you people that kind
1:49:15
of fumble finger every time you type anything, I think
1:49:18
this is going to make a lot of sense, which is you're
1:49:20
on a page, you're reading the article and you want
1:49:22
to find a reference to something you just read that was
1:49:24
also in the article and you can't find it and you do control
1:49:26
F find and you mistype it. Right.
1:49:29
And then you can't, it says no results and
1:49:31
they're going to use AI to sort
1:49:33
of look at that thing. You mistype potentially. And
1:49:36
if they think there are words you might have meant, they'll
1:49:38
give you a list of those words. You click on it and they'll
1:49:40
find on that term. So, you
1:49:42
know, last year I would have called that auto
1:49:44
correct, but okay. Thank
1:49:47
you for accepting that blindly. Um,
1:49:49
yeah, I was going to say, I know I was going to say like spell checking,
1:49:53
I can tell AI has gotten its way to spell
1:49:55
checking now because it doesn't work anymore. Uh,
1:49:57
which is beautiful. Uh, grammar. whole
1:50:00
new words out of, out of O'Cloth, right?
1:50:02
Everyone was worried that AI was
1:50:04
going to put people out of jobs and that no one
1:50:07
was going to be that person that sat between
1:50:09
AI and the publishing of some thing. But I got to tell
1:50:11
you as a writer in Word, and then again, when I published
1:50:13
to WordPress and I use Grammarly, I have
1:50:16
to, I'm the one watching
1:50:18
the Watcher here. Like there, I, you
1:50:20
have to know enough about writing to know that no, this
1:50:23
thing you suggested is not just wrong. It's ridiculous.
1:50:26
And this is happening more and more. Yeah.
1:50:28
It's really strange.
1:50:29
It's getting better.
1:50:31
It's getting worse. So anyway, there's
1:50:33
that. Minor points,
1:50:36
but Adobe first and then Microsoft
1:50:38
and now Google have announced
1:50:40
they will indemnify their users against any
1:50:43
intellectual property claims against their
1:50:46
use of their AI. And they said it right.
1:50:48
Not intellectual property. Copy. Liability.
1:50:51
Liability, whatever it is. Yeah.
1:50:54
So this is, this applies to their paying workspace
1:50:57
customers and also Google Cloud customers. So this isn't
1:50:59
for individuals. You can't just go nuts and make naked
1:51:01
pictures of celebrities with it. This
1:51:03
is for people using a computer. I mean, you
1:51:05
can't. I mean, you could. I'm not saying
1:51:07
you should or whatever. Definitely shouldn't.
1:51:10
They're not going to pay if
1:51:12
you do.
1:51:13
24 hours isn't going to pass on its own.
1:51:16
That's all I'm saying. Days along.
1:51:19
And then speaking of Google,
1:51:21
so Google is because of Microsoft and
1:51:23
Bing and all the stuff that's happening, Google has
1:51:25
had to put everything in overdrive. These things they weren't
1:51:27
going to do.
1:51:28
Google is testing a lot of their AI
1:51:30
capabilities for consumers in
1:51:33
search through something called the search generative
1:51:35
experience. It's a separate Google search
1:51:38
UI, basically, where they do a bunch of AI
1:51:40
stuff and they keep adding to this. Honestly, they
1:51:42
add up a lot to this over time. Is this their Canary
1:51:44
Insider's bill? Is that what this says? Yeah.
1:51:47
Yeah. That's a good way to put it. Well, yes.
1:51:50
I mean, so for example, if you think about Bing and
1:51:52
how Bing is a lot like Google, Bing
1:51:55
chat is its own thing. Bing
1:51:57
image creation is its own thing. And the
1:51:59
question is...
1:51:59
is
1:52:00
do we roll those into being proper,
1:52:02
right? And so at some point,
1:52:05
if it gets good enough, does it just become part of the experience?
1:52:08
And if so, what does that look like? You have different little UIs. Google
1:52:12
faces the same problem. That's even a bigger deal for them,
1:52:14
right? Because Google search is so big. So Google
1:52:17
search, sorry. Yeah, Google
1:52:19
search generative experiences as a way for them
1:52:21
to experiment with
1:52:23
this stuff. But they just added their
1:52:25
version of Bing image creation,
1:52:28
which is the ability to create image from a
1:52:30
text prompt using this experience. I
1:52:33
don't want to say they're catching up. That's probably not fair. But
1:52:35
they are doing what OpenAI is doing to
1:52:37
Dali, what Bing is doing with image creator, because
1:52:41
of course, they are table stakes. We talked about that. Yeah,
1:52:43
these are all table stakes.
1:52:45
They have to do it. So
1:52:47
that's good. And
1:52:49
then we have some Xbox stuff. I mean, aside from the
1:52:52
biggest news of the century, which we talked about at the
1:52:54
top of the show, a couple
1:52:56
of other slides. I could
1:52:59
do another hour, honestly. I mean, I will remind you, or I
1:53:01
will tell you, one
1:53:04
of the interesting things about Bing in Mexico, now
1:53:07
that they've gone to a two hour time change, especially,
1:53:10
is by
1:53:11
not adopting the
1:53:13
day change. They're
1:53:16
not going to go to a saving time? Or are
1:53:18
they going to attend summer time? This is the first year they haven't done it. So
1:53:20
it went from one hour difference for me to two. So
1:53:22
when I'm back at home on the East Coast, and we end
1:53:24
the show these days, close to 5 PM, I'm
1:53:27
ready for dinner. We're heading out the door. But
1:53:30
in Mexico, I had the whole day in front of me. So I
1:53:32
could just go. Well,
1:53:37
conversely, I'm here in the East Coast.
1:53:40
So it's getting a little late. Oh, you understand. I'm
1:53:42
wrapping up. Okay, maybe we'll get a little
1:53:44
empathy out of this then. And
1:53:46
in Portugal, what is it now, midnight?
1:53:52
Which in Portugal is dinner
1:53:54
time. Dinner time. They eat late
1:53:56
around here. I wasn't worried
1:53:58
about getting a meal later on. It's easy to do
1:54:00
this. Do they have a Fado in
1:54:03
Porto? I know it's a big thing in Lisbon.
1:54:06
Yeah, they must. Fado is so much. They
1:54:08
do and good paella and
1:54:11
phenomenal seafood. I love Porto. Just
1:54:13
for the wine, my God, it would be enough. We
1:54:16
went to a nice fish place and they brought out
1:54:18
the fish to introduce a web named Anthony. Anthony
1:54:21
was just a big... Well, when you look somebody in
1:54:23
the eye, you really want to get rid of Anthony. Yeah.
1:54:26
And by the way, they cooked those eyes and brought them back to the table too.
1:54:30
Anthony's cheeks were ex officio.
1:54:32
Oh, geez. Man, that
1:54:34
was Hannibal Lecter level. Did
1:54:37
you have an ice Chianti and a little
1:54:39
guava beans on the side? I'm going to have your
1:54:42
cheeks with an ice Porto and a sea
1:54:44
anemone. You're
1:54:47
drinking the Portuguese with a little bit of a dipadillo. So
1:54:49
that's very well. Very nice.
1:54:52
Portugal is wonderful and I love the Porto. They
1:54:54
do know how to eat here.
1:54:56
Yeah, so we'll end the show in the
1:54:59
middle of the afternoon here and usually,
1:55:01
like I said, usually five to six we would eat and
1:55:03
the same thing. They don't eat till late.
1:55:06
So we have restaurants we can't even get into like the sushi
1:55:08
place we go to doesn't open till seven. Wow.
1:55:11
Till seven. Can you imagine? That's
1:55:13
the early bird special. We're the only people at the
1:55:15
sushi bar seven. We're literally the only people
1:55:18
there. Yeah,
1:55:20
the Spanish, the Hispanic culture,
1:55:23
I guess we call it or whatever this is, is the
1:55:26
lateness of these meals in Spain
1:55:28
and Portugal. I just call it Mediterranean culture
1:55:30
even though Porto is the Atlantic. But it's also the
1:55:32
whole South America and Central
1:55:35
America. I don't know what you'd call it. The
1:55:37
Latinx culture. Latin culture. I
1:55:39
think you'd call it the Latin culture. Yeah,
1:55:41
Latin works. Anyway, for
1:55:44
us Americans, we're like, can
1:55:47
I just get a snack? It's tough. Do
1:55:49
you have? I'm hungry. No. You
1:55:52
got Ritz crackers? Yeah, anything. Jeez whiz, anything.
1:55:56
It's okay. What about Xbox,
1:55:58
Paul? What about it? It's about
1:56:00
the middle of the month. So we have a new slate of Xbox
1:56:03
game pass titles across platforms. This
1:56:05
is about to get much more interesting, right?
1:56:07
With Activision Blizzard coming on board
1:56:10
next year. But for now, it remains what
1:56:12
it's been, which is not that great. The
1:56:14
original Dead Space is available. And I
1:56:16
think it might be the it must be they
1:56:18
remade it, right? Doesn't say
1:56:20
there was a remake of Dead Space. Yeah, it might be the remade version.
1:56:23
But Dead Space is a great game regardless. I actually that's the game
1:56:25
I finished back in the day, the first one.
1:56:28
That was a great game. And they made two more,
1:56:30
I believe. I never I started and never finished the second
1:56:32
one. I don't think I ever saw that. Microsoft
1:56:36
and Google separately, but Microsoft, for
1:56:38
this case, announced a bunch of new
1:56:40
accessibility features, in this case to
1:56:43
Xbox. This is an
1:56:45
area in which they've done really well, right? With all the accessibility
1:56:47
controls and everything. They're going
1:56:49
to have a new channel
1:56:51
in the Xbox store for games that are especially
1:56:54
good with accessibility features, right? So
1:56:57
you can kind of filter the search and just find those games
1:56:59
that make sense for whatever. If you're using a specific
1:57:01
controller or have certain needs,
1:57:04
you'll be able to filter by that and find the games that
1:57:06
you want. So that's kind of cool.
1:57:09
Also, not really
1:57:11
related to this, but on Xbox consoles,
1:57:14
the September update introduced
1:57:16
the ability to pair
1:57:18
and configure controllers from
1:57:21
the Xbox directly
1:57:24
without having to use a separate app, I guess.
1:57:26
So, you know, on PCs, we used to use
1:57:28
this Xbox, we still do an
1:57:30
Xbox accessories app,
1:57:32
which is kind of like whatever. But so
1:57:34
I guess they're kind of revamping that stuff. But anyway,
1:57:37
the point is it supports the Xbox adaptive controller
1:57:39
now
1:57:40
as well. So you can configure that to your
1:57:42
content as well.
1:57:44
And then Microsoft introduced a new
1:57:47
Xbox Series S starter bundle. It's the
1:57:49
same price as an Xbox Series S. So
1:57:52
you get the console and a controller, which you get
1:57:54
in the normal thing. But you get three months of
1:57:56
Xbox Game Pass. So I guess it's worth.
1:58:00
I don't know what that is. It's actually,
1:58:02
I should say it's get Xbox game pass ultimate.
1:58:04
So it's worth about 45 bucks.
1:58:06
If you don't already have
1:58:08
it. So for three months, I thought it was a 45. Is
1:58:11
it 15 bucks a month? 15 bucks a month.
1:58:14
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
1:58:16
You for the ultimate version, right? The other one, the other two are 10 bucks.
1:58:19
So you go. Awesome. Oh, the activation
1:58:21
thing too. Did we mention that? Because honestly,
1:58:23
Shut up, stop it. I mean, this one is
1:58:27
I mean, you want to really bird sushi
1:58:29
special. Don't you Paul? Right high in the
1:58:31
sky right now. You
1:58:34
wouldn't believe what happened next. Yeah, exactly.
1:58:37
We're gonna take a little break when we come back back in the book.
1:58:39
We got apps, we've got tips, we've got picks,
1:58:42
we got brown liquor, maybe
1:58:44
even some port. I don't know. Yeah,
1:58:46
actually maybe.
1:58:48
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
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I'm done talking and then now we have
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a little app of the week I believe with
2:02:47
mr. Paul Thorat yeah I
2:02:49
don't have a tip this week but I do have two apps
2:02:52
so hopefully that will and placate
2:02:54
you consider
2:02:56
me placated there you go the first is the
2:02:59
duck deck go browser which is not as advanced
2:03:01
on Windows as it is on the Mac and that doesn't bother
2:03:03
me at all but it has improved
2:03:05
a lot since June when I last looked at it
2:03:09
and those improvements include such things as password
2:03:12
auto lock with Windows Hello support which is nice
2:03:15
improved bookmark mark importing
2:03:18
and also now bookmark and password exporting
2:03:21
when you
2:03:23
import from another browser you can basically just import
2:03:25
bookmarks and passwords that has not changed but
2:03:27
whatever we're getting
2:03:30
there there's some light what
2:03:32
I would call light new tab page customization
2:03:35
they have two sections you can play around with favorites or
2:03:37
faves and recent
2:03:38
activity nothing really serious there
2:03:41
improved support for multiple languages
2:03:43
for password autofill for people who are using multiple
2:03:46
languages as an actual settings interface
2:03:48
before it was like this tiny little page with nothing on it
2:03:50
now it's like a traditional browser interface mobile
2:03:53
pages so that's all
2:03:55
good and I really like the idea of duck
2:03:57
go obviously I'm a brave user and fan but I'm
2:03:59
paying attention to this one and it's
2:04:03
still not there I would say for mainstream users.
2:04:05
It doesn't have extension support, doesn't have
2:04:07
settings sync between devices, it
2:04:10
doesn't have tab pinning and a lot of other smaller features
2:04:12
that you might expect. So I
2:04:14
would say those features
2:04:16
are all coming by the way, they promised that. But
2:04:19
we're probably, what is it, three, four
2:04:21
or five months, whatever in, it's not, you
2:04:23
know, it's still in beta. But if
2:04:26
you care about privacy and security and all that stuff,
2:04:29
obviously it integrates with the DuckDuckGo browser. There
2:04:31
have been some
2:04:32
improvements to DuckDuckGo search, which
2:04:34
I don't really care about myself, but you might
2:04:36
be interested in the whole enchilada there. So it's worth looking
2:04:38
at for sure. I'm not ready
2:04:41
to give up brave yet, but you know, keep
2:04:43
trying.
2:04:44
So that's good. And then I've been, you
2:04:46
know, working on this digital decluttering
2:04:49
project massive, it's not really a project, it's
2:04:51
several separate projects. But one of the
2:04:53
things they brought with me here to Mexico
2:04:56
was my Google Photos takeout
2:04:58
of,
2:04:59
you know, dump, which is 500 and are actually
2:05:01
might be 700, whatever it is, 570 gigabytes
2:05:04
of photos. I have my OneDrive
2:05:06
camera roll,
2:05:07
which is I think the way that one is a 700 gigabyte,
2:05:10
right? And never the twain so neat, right?
2:05:12
I want to compare these things.
2:05:14
And I want to, where there are not duplicates,
2:05:16
copy them over, I want to make sure everything's everywhere. Right? So
2:05:19
how do I do this? I looked
2:05:21
around for some deep
2:05:24
file duplicate solutions,
2:05:26
right? Finding file duplicates, I found something called all
2:05:29
dupe. It's a LL
2:05:31
DUP. I use some of that correctly. It's
2:05:34
free and open source. And the thing I love
2:05:36
it, I just I just described, I've been working
2:05:38
across hundreds of thousands of photos. This
2:05:41
thing was really fast. And I
2:05:43
found 167,000 duplicates
2:05:46
across those two collections. And
2:05:49
you can I haven't done this part yet. I have to it's
2:05:51
very advanced, you can go in and out and give
2:05:53
it instructions on what to do with those things,
2:05:56
right? So when there are duplicates,
2:05:58
like I even found duplicates in this same collection
2:06:00
in some cases. So I can dedupe that
2:06:03
and then I can, but also
2:06:05
work with the files that are not duplicates,
2:06:07
right? And do whatever I want to do there, copy
2:06:09
the files in either direction. So that's the next step. But
2:06:12
I was really surprised by how well this worked. I've run into
2:06:14
so many problems with File Explorer
2:06:16
obviously, but also any other
2:06:18
utility that has to kind of hit the file
2:06:20
system when you deal with hundreds and hundreds of thousands
2:06:22
of files,
2:06:23
this usually drags it down to a crawl and
2:06:26
this app is done
2:06:27
great. So I'm going to check this out because it also works with music
2:06:30
and an easy zip file.
2:06:33
It's really neat. I'm not really interested
2:06:35
in this. Does it? I hope
2:06:37
it does. And I'm sure it does. You wouldn't use it if it
2:06:39
doesn't. It doesn't just use the file date and name.
2:06:41
It looks in some context. Okay, so right. This
2:06:43
is what's interesting about this because I, okay,
2:06:47
I didn't describe in full how I was doing
2:06:50
this. You can do it in different ways.
2:06:52
And for photos, you might
2:06:54
want to do Xif data or, you know, whatever
2:06:56
that might be. And I've done some of that stuff, but I
2:06:59
actually to date have not downloaded
2:07:01
my camera roll to a device. The only
2:07:04
thing that's local is the,
2:07:06
and this is part of the reason I haven't done anything with the data yet. The
2:07:09
only thing that's local is the Google takeout download.
2:07:11
So I'm literally just doing file name
2:07:14
compare in this case and exact
2:07:16
file name compare. I'm not doing anything else
2:07:18
because you can compare other things. You can compare what if
2:07:20
you have files of the same name and you uploaded them
2:07:23
using a service that truncates them or something and it's a smaller
2:07:25
version of it. You'd want to know that,
2:07:27
right? And so I'm not done with it. I've just done
2:07:30
that first step, but I was so blown away
2:07:32
by how fast this work knowing how slow other
2:07:34
things can be with files
2:07:36
of this nature, like this number that
2:07:39
I just think blows my
2:07:41
mind. And then you could, if you're looking at it, you'll
2:07:43
see it does so much more. So
2:07:45
I'm going to do this in stages and
2:07:49
try to figure this out in a way that makes sense. Cause you know,
2:07:51
you run into a hard drive or a storage
2:07:53
limitation problem locally with
2:07:55
especially with laptops.
2:07:58
So
2:07:58
we'll see. I'm hoping by the time.
2:07:59
time I get home from Mexico I can
2:08:02
I will have consolidated these
2:08:04
collections so this is gonna this thing is playing
2:08:06
a big role already it's already gotten me to the next step
2:08:08
so
2:08:09
it's worth looking at. Yeah. Windows
2:08:11
only all dupes. Oh is it Windows only? Yeah that's
2:08:13
fine. Well we're Windows only Leo. Of
2:08:16
course it is because it's Windows weekly.
2:08:19
A-L-L-D-U-P dot info. Yeah. Oh
2:08:22
I forgot the link to it I'm sorry.
2:08:23
That's what I'm here for.
2:08:26
To keep you honest. Yeah.
2:08:29
Run as radio
2:08:31
baby. I love Seth and Miss him so much. So
2:08:36
this week's show episode 902 I
2:08:39
brought in Seth Juarez who works
2:08:41
in Microsoft. He was the channel 9 guy
2:08:43
for a long time but he actually has a master's
2:08:46
degree in mathematics. He is a genius.
2:08:49
Brilliant in machine learning like and the old school
2:08:51
machine learning not the fun new shiny and
2:08:54
I had been made aware by certain contacts
2:08:57
within Microsoft. He was doing briefings
2:09:00
all through Microsoft about the right ways to
2:09:02
talk about.
2:09:03
Well
2:09:04
we see him at Ignite. We will
2:09:07
indeed. Yeah I'm glad to hear that. And
2:09:10
I said give that talk to me. Yes.
2:09:13
Let's put it on the show and so we got
2:09:16
a version of it on run
2:09:18
as where he really talked about the idea that a
2:09:20
large language model is a language
2:09:22
calculator and
2:09:24
like a numbers calculator the
2:09:26
numbers you get out are directly related to the
2:09:28
numbers you put in. But can you put it upside
2:09:30
down and it says boob? If only if you
2:09:32
do it right. And
2:09:36
so really this idea that there's no
2:09:38
understanding going on this is a probability
2:09:40
matrix being generated and so
2:09:43
you just have to keep manipulating the
2:09:45
input set of language to get
2:09:47
an output set that's useful to you. And
2:09:50
you know. I love this. I'm definitely listening
2:09:53
to this. And then we know this is a sysadmin show
2:09:56
so it's like listen if you've got an organization
2:09:58
that's
2:09:59
thinking about it.
2:09:59
about using this or perhaps they're already
2:10:02
using it like what do you do and so he
2:10:04
started digging into the various products
2:10:07
that are more company safe and
2:10:10
are better approaches to taking
2:10:12
advantage of the LLMs so
2:10:14
that you can introduce it into your company
2:10:16
in a way where people can learn and
2:10:19
can avoid leaking company
2:10:21
data in the process
2:10:23
and use the products appropriately.
2:10:25
So very sensible conversations
2:10:28
on this. A must-listen... A
2:10:30
must-listen Microsoft like this who I find to
2:10:32
be so valuable and Stephen Rose was like
2:10:34
this too, someone who can
2:10:36
kind of cut through the messaging
2:10:39
and just say look this is... This is what this
2:10:41
really is. Yeah, I love that. This is how it really works. Now
2:10:43
he'll say that what do you do next and
2:10:45
that's totally set and with such
2:10:48
kindness too. Yeah,
2:10:50
he's a good guy. Not a growly
2:10:52
person in any way. It's like
2:10:53
I know I get it your way can
2:10:55
be confusing and it's being overhyped
2:10:57
but you know here's what's really all about.
2:11:00
Nice. And
2:11:03
he
2:11:04
went
2:11:07
all the way to Portugal
2:11:09
to bring us our brown
2:11:11
liquor of the week. Yep, a
2:11:13
little port. I mean being in
2:11:16
port I did do research yesterday
2:11:18
which is to say that I took a tour
2:11:21
all the way up
2:11:22
into the High
2:11:24
River Valley of the Doro
2:11:27
Valley. So port
2:11:29
is an appellation like it's
2:11:31
a particular name for fortified wine. It's
2:11:34
for this region and since 1756
2:11:37
is one of the very first appellations
2:11:39
that are filed anywhere in the world. This
2:11:42
is the area that makes this kind of fortified
2:11:45
wine. It's based on
2:11:47
a bunch of different local
2:11:49
grapes that have distinctly Portuguese
2:11:51
names and all port
2:11:55
starts with wine making. So this is
2:11:58
if you go up the Doro Valley in the Doro River runs the whole
2:12:00
way into Spain. And
2:12:02
you, you in those upper parts,
2:12:04
especially in the higher areas,
2:12:07
it's very Mediterranean there. It's olive oil
2:12:09
and it's grape vines and very little else tough
2:12:12
soils dry, but
2:12:14
it makes for a remarkable wine and
2:12:17
lots of little microclimates. So the different
2:12:19
grapes grow in different regions. And so the
2:12:21
farms have never consolidated because
2:12:23
you need such knowledge of the hill
2:12:26
or even the individual field that you're on
2:12:28
to get results from it. But
2:12:30
it all starts with winemakers and
2:12:34
aging in oak barrels. There's
2:12:36
an apocryphal story that
2:12:39
the beginning of the whole fortified wine idea
2:12:43
came from Englishmen who
2:12:45
were importing Portuguese wine
2:12:47
to England because
2:12:48
England can't grow wine
2:12:50
grapes, at least not good ones. And
2:12:52
so they always go, we'll fix that.
2:12:55
But you know, things are changing. So
2:12:57
for a long time, of course, English get it from the nearest place to
2:12:59
camp, which was France. But every so often they go
2:13:01
war to war with France. And that became a problem
2:13:03
because you can't really buy from when you wore. So they'd
2:13:05
go a little further south. It might be Spain, might be Portugal
2:13:08
and so forth. And so there were English brothers
2:13:10
in the 1600s that added
2:13:12
alcohol to the wine to
2:13:15
keep it from spoiling. Um,
2:13:17
these, the local wines tend to be a sweeter
2:13:20
wine and they are susceptible to
2:13:22
bacteria.
2:13:23
And so then they would ship it back to, to
2:13:25
England. And the addition of that
2:13:28
alcohol, pulled some nice flavors out of the
2:13:30
oak barrel in the process. And so it became a popular
2:13:33
idea. Now, if you present this idea to a Portuguese
2:13:35
person, you are running serious risk of
2:13:37
injury. So be, be
2:13:40
careful with who you
2:13:42
talk to about it. But this
2:13:45
whole process has continued for quite some time.
2:13:48
And so if you normally allow
2:13:50
the grapes to ferment, we in
2:13:52
their yeast, they become quite a strong
2:13:54
with these grapes here, have a lot of sugars in them. And so
2:13:56
they will come up about a 14, 50% wine.
2:13:59
Like it'll.
2:13:59
poke you in the eye, drink carefully.
2:14:03
But if you stop it with
2:14:05
the alcohol, and they would typically stop at around
2:14:09
20%. Now the alcohol in question here is actually
2:14:11
a kind of groppa. This is all wine
2:14:13
based. So you know, then you don't
2:14:16
waste things when you're making wine. And after
2:14:18
you've made your wine, you have some leftover
2:14:20
peel and stems and things like that. And
2:14:22
you can distill that into a higher
2:14:24
alcohol. And in fact, there's a standard process
2:14:26
that's used for more than crazy
2:14:29
distillate amounts. 77% alcohol. And
2:14:32
that's what's added to the port
2:14:34
to raise it to that 20%. But
2:14:36
they typically will stop
2:14:38
the fermentation early.
2:14:41
So they want the sugars that are still
2:14:43
in the grape to be left there to make the
2:14:45
wine, the port sweeter. So
2:14:49
that's the approach. Now, the weird part of course is this English
2:14:51
relationship, because if you think about a lot
2:14:53
of names of port, you think of names
2:14:56
like Dow and Taylor's and
2:14:58
Graham and
2:14:59
Cuckburn. Like these are very English
2:15:01
names. And that was because while
2:15:03
the winemakers were high up the Duro Valley,
2:15:06
the warehouses are down in
2:15:08
the port
2:15:10
in Porto. And so it
2:15:12
was actually the English companies that own those
2:15:14
storage facilities. So the
2:15:17
winemakers would make
2:15:19
their initial wine. And typically they're, they
2:15:22
only make port in used barrels. So
2:15:24
they would initially make wine in the barrels and
2:15:26
then later use those barrels to make port where they'd
2:15:29
add that alcohol to it. They'd keep
2:15:31
it at the winery for about a year to marry
2:15:34
the spirits properly. The
2:15:36
environment's obviously different up in the high Valley.
2:15:38
So it's drier, it's hotter. And
2:15:41
then after that year, it would be moved by punt
2:15:43
by these boats down to
2:15:46
the cooler, more humid environment that
2:15:48
are the storage warehouses right across from
2:15:51
where I'm sitting here right now on the
2:15:54
town of Gaia, which on the other side from Porto
2:15:57
they don't use the boats anymore. They have put it.
2:16:00
hydroelectric dams that most of the way up the duro
2:16:02
and so it's all moved by truck today.
2:16:06
So in the end this idea
2:16:08
is only allowing a slight fermentation
2:16:10
to preserve the sugars and then using
2:16:13
the alcohol to stop the yeast in its action
2:16:15
but there's a bunch of different ways you can go about it so
2:16:17
let's talk about the different kinds of pork that are available. We'll
2:16:20
start with white pork only because
2:16:23
most porn aficionados do not even
2:16:25
get a centred at porn. It is made with white grapes,
2:16:28
it is aged in oak, they
2:16:30
often do different cooling off so depending
2:16:33
on how long they let it ferment they'll get out to make a
2:16:35
sweet a dry or a very dry version
2:16:38
of white pork. It is popular
2:16:40
with the country crowd who mostly use it to
2:16:42
mix
2:16:42
in cocktails and nobody's
2:16:44
upset when you mix white pork
2:16:47
in the cocktail because they don't think
2:16:49
it's pork. White pork and lemon juice
2:16:51
baby W-E-L-G. Usually
2:16:54
you add something sweet to the alcohol but in this
2:16:56
case you're starting to know.
2:16:59
And if you take a sweeter white pork and mix
2:17:01
it with tonic that's a pretty popular cocktail
2:17:03
as well. Now if you do any of that to any
2:17:05
of the red ports again you are risking
2:17:07
serious injury so don't rightly
2:17:10
so. Especially
2:17:12
if they age them. You know it's interesting because the story
2:17:14
of Sherry we were in Cadiz Spain earlier
2:17:16
this year is very similar because the English
2:17:18
also fell in love with Sherry and
2:17:21
the folks in Spain looked over at the Portuguese
2:17:24
and said hey they're putting brandy
2:17:26
in that wine. I wonder how that would work
2:17:28
over here.
2:17:29
Well and without a doubt it's a stabilizing
2:17:32
force right like putting the alcohol
2:17:34
level up even a bit. And you realize
2:17:36
they're not going above 20% so we know we were talking about making
2:17:40
whiskey and they were going to the barrel
2:17:42
at 60% like you're pulling very different flavors
2:17:44
out of the wood
2:17:46
and they use their barrels over and over again.
2:17:49
But they also use a larger variety
2:17:51
of barrels so the red
2:17:54
ports are the ruby port the tawny port and
2:17:56
a ruby port is much more
2:17:58
wine like it's got that deep ruby color
2:18:01
and that's because they make
2:18:03
it like wine with red grapes. They
2:18:05
age it in massive barrels.
2:18:08
I mean genuinely gigantic.
2:18:12
I saw a 33,000 liter barrel yesterday. Like
2:18:17
a swimming pool.
2:18:18
Yeah, 8,000 gallons. Like
2:18:20
these are big barrels. How big was that? As big as a
2:18:23
room? Yeah, yeah. That's what room
2:18:25
size barrels.
2:18:26
The biggest are over 60,000 liters.
2:18:29
And the reason for that is that they don't actually
2:18:31
want to have it contact a lot. They
2:18:34
don't care about the flavor of the barrel. Yeah. Well,
2:18:36
yeah. They're just letting the wine itself
2:18:39
mature primarily. It
2:18:41
must oxidize a little bit. It does,
2:18:43
but not very much. It only typically
2:18:46
in no less than three years. That's
2:18:49
about the limit of it when you talk about a ruby. And
2:18:51
then they add, and that's after
2:18:54
they've already added the spirit to it. So it's already
2:18:56
at 20%. And then it'll
2:18:58
be bottled off. And there are
2:19:00
specialty rubies. Like you will see vintages
2:19:02
occasionally. Most of the time they're blending.
2:19:05
And so they don't really declare
2:19:07
a vintage. But every smartphone, you have a very good wine
2:19:09
year, they will make a vintage ruby port.
2:19:12
Because it's more wine-like.
2:19:15
You can't treat it like a spirit in
2:19:17
the sense that once you open the bottle, you
2:19:19
kind of need to finish it. So they
2:19:21
always say that ruby ports are for
2:19:24
celebrations, where you have lots of people around
2:19:26
where you could take a 20% spirit bottle,
2:19:28
open it, and you have it drank that day. Or
2:19:31
release within a couple of days. And
2:19:33
typically drank at a coolish
2:19:35
room temperature. 10, 15 degrees
2:19:37
centigrade. So 60, 70 degrees
2:19:40
no more. Now the
2:19:42
more whiskey-like or more traditional
2:19:45
brown liquor-like are the tawnys. And these
2:19:47
are the ones that you find with the much
2:19:49
more substantial aging.
2:19:51
So a tawny port is aged
2:19:53
in smaller barrels. 250 to 500 liters or about 60 to 120
2:19:55
gallons. Barrels
2:19:59
you would reckon. barrels you would have a
2:20:01
chance of moving because you're not moving
2:20:03
a 60,000 bottle it barrel anywhere.
2:20:06
So a lot more wood contact a lot more flavor
2:20:09
because it's red wine and let me pour
2:20:11
a little of this. All of the color
2:20:13
came from it being what? How dare
2:20:16
you? Oh my god.
2:20:18
But as it oxidized it actually gets
2:20:20
paler and hence the tawny color. Now
2:20:22
this is a 20 but as it
2:20:24
gets older it gets lighter and it
2:20:27
is oxidation so it gets a sort
2:20:29
of russity. It starts off all squid ink and
2:20:31
then it turns into... As a dark
2:20:33
red wine and it gets lighter and I
2:20:35
was shown a glass bottle
2:20:38
of some 90 year old
2:20:41
and it was very pale almost of
2:20:43
a pink and a brown color. Wow that's
2:20:45
interesting. If you find tawnys that
2:20:47
don't have a year on them
2:20:49
like this 20 typically six to eight years
2:20:52
old and after that it goes up in increments of decades.
2:20:54
How does that oxidization tailing
2:20:57
affect the taste? Yeah
2:20:59
and that's a great question because it also is exchanged
2:21:02
with wood and so forth. So what's happening is
2:21:04
in that exchange process those
2:21:07
reddish compounds are going into the wood
2:21:09
and they're breaking down and instead
2:21:11
we're pulling out the vanillans and those esters
2:21:14
from the wood but real gently remember only
2:21:16
at 20% we're not doing... It never gets
2:21:19
to a whiskey. Also the
2:21:20
number the 20 it's not like
2:21:22
it's a vague suggestion
2:21:26
but it's not like that's the youngest thing in the
2:21:28
bottle. It's
2:21:30
the average of the age of things that
2:21:32
are in the bottle.
2:21:34
On the other hand... Honestly more reasonable.
2:21:36
Yeah so it's a little more balanced
2:21:39
like that and you can easily... The 10s are super
2:21:41
common drinkable that's here every day and
2:21:43
these bottles will last a year if you don't
2:21:46
hurry. It seems like the most common
2:21:48
report rate for... And especially here
2:21:50
in Pardo this is 40 euros.
2:21:53
Yeah.
2:21:54
Right? 30s, 40s and 50s
2:21:56
can be found and they just get progressively
2:21:58
more expensive and I'm just gonna have to have a taste.
2:22:03
It's not the scene in
2:22:05
Three Amigos where the guy's dumped the water over his head
2:22:07
and the other two are thirsty. Yeah, he's sort of dying
2:22:09
there. No, I'm
2:22:11
liking this new version where I travel and get the local
2:22:14
bottle and get to drink it. Yeah, yeah.
2:22:17
It's really a lot of fun. So this is
2:22:19
one of the wineries that I went to yesterday. I love
2:22:21
the bottle. I went to the
2:22:23
Portal, well up high in the
2:22:26
Coral Valley. And they
2:22:28
only crush their grapes with feet.
2:22:30
They don't use machines. I didn't
2:22:33
know anybody still did that. They
2:22:35
do this traditional method because they're concerned
2:22:37
that crushing seeds, which machines will do,
2:22:40
makes their port more bitter. So
2:22:42
feet against stone means no crushed
2:22:45
seed
2:22:45
and allows them to sort
2:22:48
it that way. And then it's barreled for
2:22:50
a certain number of years. They make combinations
2:22:53
to make their 20 year old edition.
2:22:55
And this is sold
2:22:57
in the US if you can find a bottle
2:22:59
for $55 US. That's
2:23:02
great.
2:23:03
Nice. So
2:23:04
port, it's not quite ...
2:23:06
This is in the brandy line. This is
2:23:09
fruit based grapes specifically. But
2:23:12
it does use oak in a deeper way and
2:23:15
it makes for an excellent drink. It definitely has
2:23:18
its place. I love a good port.
2:23:21
Definitely a food, alcohol.
2:23:25
Great with chocolate. Nuts.
2:23:27
Cheese, yeah. Chocolate. After
2:23:29
a meal. Yeah. Yeah.
2:23:32
All post meal drinks. So
2:23:35
I was in Porto. We got to pack up a port.
2:23:37
Love it. Very nice. Thank you, Mr.
2:23:40
Richard Campbell. Run as radio.com
2:23:43
and .mrocks at the same place.
2:23:45
Appreciate it. Have a great time
2:23:48
in Porto. And since it's right about dinner
2:23:50
time now, I think maybe there's
2:23:52
a glass of port in your future. Well,
2:23:55
I kind of got this one. I got to do something. Yeah,
2:23:58
that's true. Somewhere I'm going to go. It's a tough job,
2:24:00
but somebody's got to do it. Paul Therot is
2:24:02
at therot.com, and of course, become
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a premium member, you'll get the best of therot.com
2:24:08
and leanpub.com for his book, books,
2:24:11
really. The Windows Everywhere book, the
2:24:13
latest is there, as is
2:24:15
the Field Guide to Windows 11 slash 10, all there. And
2:24:20
you'll be in Mexico next week. Richard, where
2:24:22
will you be next week? I will
2:24:24
be in Bulgaria. Okay,
2:24:27
look forward to some Bulgarian whiskey. I
2:24:30
have a vague understanding of your schedule, and
2:24:32
even I would not have guessed Bulgaria. Now,
2:24:36
the local drink in Bulgaria, the
2:24:38
spirit is called raki, and
2:24:40
it is made with plums, and it
2:24:42
will take the lining out of your mouth. Oh,
2:24:45
R-A-K-I, is it? R-A-K-I,
2:24:48
yeah. Wow. So I don't know
2:24:50
if we're gonna go there, but I've
2:24:52
been there before. It's from the Dracula
2:24:55
family vineyard. It's
2:24:57
the Slivovitz of Ouzos. Slivovitz
2:25:00
is the Polish name for
2:25:02
the plum brandy. Polish. How long are you
2:25:05
in Porto for, when do you leave? We're here for the
2:25:07
week. We'll go up to Poland for a few days.
2:25:10
I've got a keynote there, and then I'm hopping down to Sofia
2:25:13
for another keynote, and then we've got a couple
2:25:15
of things to do, and then we'll head home. God, I can't
2:25:17
even, I don't even wanna walk around the city this
2:25:19
much as you're traveling. Does Southwest even fly
2:25:21
to those cities? I don't understand, right?
2:25:24
How do you? This
2:25:26
was a multi-split ticket with some Air Canada,
2:25:28
some Lufthansa, TAP,
2:25:31
which is the Portuguese airline, LOT,
2:25:33
which is the Polish airline, and
2:25:35
then, yeah. I'll tell you something I'm never gonna
2:25:37
do again, which is fly Southwest to
2:25:39
Priebus's TF Green Airport. Oh,
2:25:42
I like TF Green, but I hear you on TF Green, but
2:25:44
I fly to the United. I've got a flyby at Baltimore, and
2:25:46
I, on the way out, I got a middle seat, because
2:25:49
I only checked in 12 hours at a time. People
2:25:52
are waiting on the button 24 hours to
2:25:54
get in there to get that A or B seat.
2:25:56
I got a C, and that means
2:25:58
I was in the middle seat. You got to not
2:26:00
do the cattle call airline. I'm not gonna do
2:26:03
it anymore I hear what I I'm gonna fly
2:26:05
to Boston on jet blue and leave
2:26:07
it up But I was like I had a big
2:26:09
big guy Yeah,
2:26:12
in short heart of him was in your seat man
2:26:14
spreading into my seat He was on my left and
2:26:17
then the funny thing is that a little old lady on my
2:26:19
right? Who really was you're leading into her
2:26:21
to be well She was convinced that that
2:26:23
armrest was hers and I like
2:26:25
living about knows little see that it get
2:26:28
it simple Gets both
2:26:30
armrests cuz you got nothing else right?
2:26:32
I got neither I got a big ham
2:26:34
in my on my left and
2:26:37
she had a very sharp Elbow
2:26:39
and she kept yelp over money. I would imagine
2:26:42
sitting like this, right and
2:26:44
I'm not that slender I'm yeah,
2:26:46
and I was never
2:26:48
again. I've learned my lesson. That's usually what
2:26:50
I did, but that's what does it You have that one experience you
2:26:52
like yeah I know
2:26:55
you can if you cough repeatedly
2:26:57
everybody seems really in a way for me to say I one
2:26:59
time I just started crying that worked. I
2:27:02
felt like crying all I could do is
2:27:04
just gay say well You know
2:27:06
it could be worse. I don't know how And
2:27:09
I only have to do this before five hours on to
2:27:11
a rope well the only Another
2:27:13
huge fat guy that's one way it could get worse There
2:27:17
I was between two sumo wrestlers. I was
2:27:19
trying to be good though. I did not want to lean into her
2:27:21
I wanted her to have her space, and I
2:27:24
just I don't know it was it was anyway
2:27:28
I'm sorry. That's okay. I survived.
2:27:30
I said I could do this you're going
2:27:32
home on that same airline. I guess yeah
2:27:35
this time though Yeah,
2:27:37
the minute I can yep that
2:27:39
you know the reason I mean the whole thing is or for $30 you could
2:27:42
be comfortable Okay,
2:27:44
you know I have $30. I paid 20. I was
2:27:47
to be comfortable You know next
2:27:49
time I'm buying the ace a
2:27:51
seats. Yeah, I'm buying yourself
2:27:53
an AC earwors I Mean
2:27:56
you still have somebody in the seat next to you,
2:27:58
but at least you can like Yeah, but
2:28:01
you could have an aisle seat. I mean, more of an aisle.
2:28:03
Yeah, and you know, lose an elbow to a
2:28:05
cart. Right. Yes.
2:28:08
Yeah, I don't know, but it feels like they're more crowded than they used
2:28:10
to be. It seems like we're really jammed in
2:28:12
there. Oh,
2:28:15
sorry. Paul, Richard,
2:28:18
I will see you all next Wednesday
2:28:21
for Windows Weekly. See you at home, or you'll be
2:28:23
there. I'll be back in the studio.
2:28:26
Okay. And maybe I'll
2:28:28
see you for the Snapdragon event the day before, or that's
2:28:30
at noon. Yeah, I get a,
2:28:33
I get a, what time is the Snapdragon
2:28:35
event? It's noon Pacific. Actually,
2:28:38
it's one o'clock for me, so I guess that's exactly when
2:28:40
my, yeah, I just,
2:28:43
that's okay. I can do it all
2:28:45
by myself. Just
2:28:48
think about it, consider it.
2:28:50
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