I’m gonna level with you on this one…For the first time we attempted to record back-to-back episodes and with the combination of staying up way too late and imbibing two movies’ worth of spirits, this one got a little goofy. Honestly, it’s going to sound super edited because, well, half of it was unusable. But through the magic of post production, we are now presenting an undeservingly scathing review of a mostly forgettable movie. Think of it as free association podcast jazz, I guess. Anyway, here’s The Rescuers Down Under (1990).

- Bernard and Bianca (not Rachel, not Bernice, not Valerie) are back at it again, supervising children as they rescue themselves.- Crime MacGruff the Poacher steals the boy.- Cody! No more adventures until you call your mom!- Joanna eats up movie time by eating eggs.- Nun mice have strapped down Wilbur for some very plot-heavy butt jokes.- Something something multiplane something something.- Yes, we can’t wait for Beauty and the Beast either.

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