It's not racism, it's anxiety.
Gun massacres replace officially replace baseball as America's past time.
The Dems are about to do it again. Biden's got the lead, but Kamala's closing in for the kill.
Mueller testified but the hallelujah choir is muted. 
Magic 8 ball, are we gonna impeach? Outcome is cloudy.
Is it getting hot in here, or has the heat wave hit you yet?