Too many democrats

John Bolton decides enough is enough

Black girls can't swim... because of their butts

ACLU opposes banning child marriage... for reasons.

Felicity Huffman is sentenced to a slap on the purse.

And Paul Mooney's sons both say their dad definitely didn't do bad things Richard Pryor's then teenage son. So that settles that. That's something we never have to bring up again.

Oh and there's no gay gene, so you won't ever be able to screen kids for their orientation. Love is always going to be an individual choice.