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Comedian Anjelah Johnson-Reyes in studio

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0:00

And so now I'm, you know, about to give birth. Well,

0:03

I do have good news for you. I saw that Halsey is using her

0:06

breast milk as a new skin regiment. Shot than give birth, you can

0:10

start putting your own breast milk on your skin. So okay, I thought

0:13

you were saying packaging and products. I was like, wait a minute,

0:16

you can buy some Halsy breathmail. What stores this jargon? This is the

0:22

Woody and Jim Show podcast, over one thousand episodes, strongly recap of everything

0:27

you missed. Seven five The River with Woody and Gym in the morning.

0:30

Beyonce on tour right now. Just started her a big tour and not doing

0:33

a lot of dancing because she has a foot injury. So that's kind of

0:37

a shame because it's like a huge She'll just have to hire more dancers to

0:41

dance around her. People's must she got this, Yeah, she gotta show

0:44

it. She'll be fine. Uh what's going through our hand this week?

0:47

Going to the Mother's Day weekend? Friday? What are we doing? What

0:50

were we thinking about? Jim? Go ahead, what are you thinking about

0:53

this weekend? Tell you the truth? You know, it's one of the

0:56

not busy weekends, so I could just focus on Mother's Day and I got

1:00

to figure out what I'm going to cook for Jen, my wife from mother

1:03

Day, because I always cooked for her. It's nice because she doesn't want

1:06

to go out anywhere where there's a huge crowd on Mother's Day. It's hard

1:08

to get a table on Mother's Day. Yeah. So yeah, I'll be

1:12

like shopping for ingredients and all that stuff, and it takes me a lot

1:17

longer to do stuff nice. Yeah, but hopefully make a meal that is

1:21

edible, that's the goal. Yeah. What are you thinking about going into

1:25

the weekend? Riki? Uh? So, I have a crawfish boil tomorrow

1:29

that I'm excited to go to, and then mostly just relaxing, not doing

1:33

all that much. After the table swift weekend last week, I think we

1:37

can all use it's necessary time. Yea delicious crawfish boil. Yeah, what

1:42

about Uzach, Well, I'm also going to the crawfish boiled tomorrow. You

1:48

just like pull some aside and give it to me and I'll just serve it

1:51

to my wife on Sunday. There's always so much left over because they fly

1:56

their friends in from Louisiana and then do the prowfish boil with shramp and potatoes

2:00

and boot and they do it right, so it's gonna be ridiculous. And

2:04

then Sunday we have reservations to go to Rose Peppers and East Nashville for Mother's

2:07

Day. Oh nice. Yeah, margart Rita's and Chimmy Chonga say less,

2:14

what are you? What are you thinking? My girlfriend Melissa is gonna be

2:16

good on the hanging out with her kids tomorrow and then we're all getting together

2:20

on Sunday to celebrate Mother's Day. And it was kind of cute. My

2:23

girlfriend has really made my life so much better in so many ways. She's been organizing a lot of my boxes of stored stuff of crap and yes,

2:30

crap, but one thing she found wasn't crap. She found a picture of

2:34

my mother that I didn't know I even and she had a blown up to

2:38

like seven by five and put a frame on it and stuff like that.

2:42

Yeah, and I'll try not to cry. But you know, my my

2:44

mom Ruby that I missed so much and I think about her every day,

2:46

But now I have her picture. That's really sweet. You want to see

2:51

it, you can follow me on Instagram. It's at radio. Would you can say that, oh, I got your mom's this weekend, Yeah,

2:58

because before you know what, they'll be gone. Wow. Saying that,

3:02

I'm not saying that in a grim way. I'm just saying you never know,

3:05

so cherish them. Well you can. Trending. Here's what's trending this

3:09

morning with William Jim front by Mark Spain Reels State. Last weekend, of

3:15

course, it was insane with three sold out Taylor shows, the TSU graduation,

3:19

so many things going on in town, just busy, busy downtown.

3:22

How much did the city make on taxes? Okay, Friday it was ninety

3:27

seven percent occupancy in all of hotels. Saturday was ninety eight percent occupancy money

3:31

from the six percent hotel current occupancy tax. The city made one point six

3:38

million dollars just in taxes, just in hotel taxes. Yeah. Not on

3:46

top of the liquor tax, state tax, all the things that people buying

3:49

stuff while they're here. You're right, that's a lie, Jim. So

3:53

if you're on a Peloton bike and you're getting your exercise in right now,

3:58

get off that bike. Run run. They are recalling two million of their

4:03

exercise bikes because the seat post can break, and people have been getting injured

4:10

pretty seriously, some of them because they've fallen from the bike. Yeah,

4:14

I guess it gives you no warning, it just breaks. Yes, So

4:17

apparently they're going to be sending out a kind of replacement for that part,

4:23

and they walk you through how to you know, put it on and install

4:27

it. But yeah, I mean the average bike sells from Peloton for fourteen

4:32

hundred bucks. Ya you know they go to just break, Yeah, when

4:36

you don't know it's coming. So, yeah, if you own a Peloton,

4:41

contact the company. Well, luckily this is America, so they were

4:44

calling two million Peloton bikes. Only seven of them have been used laundry.

4:50

Your coat might fall off of it. So so the Tennessee Titans decided that

4:58

they were going to do something fun to a announced their NFL schedule release.

5:01

They went on Broadway and asked people for some help. These were some of

5:06

the responses that they got from people on Broadway. When they didn't know what

5:11

teams they were played. They were like holding up the logos of the team

5:14

logos, so when they didn't know who it was based off the logo. Here's some of the wonderful responses Boston, Bobcat, Yeah, Baltimore, Baltimore,

5:31

Orioles, Oriols. So every time they said so they were Red Stallions,

5:39

they would then show logo with the new name next to it, the

5:44

Red Stallions. That was the Atlanta Falcons. Oh yeah, the Red Stallions.

5:46

I love the pretty great. I am going to retweet it on the

5:50

Woody and Gym Shows Twitter page, so if you want to check it out.

5:54

It's hilarious, pretty cute. Well well, well, our sweet Taylor

6:00

Swift. It's fueling dating rumors with Matt Healey. I'll give you all the

6:03

latest details that we know right at eight o'clock plus after that, joining us

6:06

in the studio will be Angela Johnson Rayas. She has got a a YouTube

6:12

special coming out on Mother's Day and we's getting into it right, let's get

6:16

into it. We will bill one of our favorites, Angela Johnson. Reya's

6:20

lives here. Yeah, and everybody knows her from the bun Quique. But

6:28

don't get right, big news. You're making jokes for two now. I

6:34

know it's crazy because like this little baby has been on stage in front of

6:41

thousands of people already. It's so cool. Like sometimes I would think like

6:46

while I was on stage and I would say something and then I know I

6:50

feel the energy of the laughter coming back at me, like the roar,

6:55

but like I know, yeah that feeling, and I'm like, oh my

6:58

gosh, I wonder like what she's thinking like in there, like what is

7:02

going like what is this when that wave of laughter coming exactly right? And

7:08

because you know they hear things and especially to music and stuff, That's what

7:13

I'm saying, Baby Beethoven, put the like you know, headphones up to

7:16

your belly. Yeah, and I have my monitors on in front of me,

7:19

so I know she even hears my voice like like a whole experience.

7:23

I was just like, oh wow, this little baby has already experienced like

7:26

so much, so cool, so can know your whole all your bits.

7:29

Yeah, is this going to lead to problems later because your baby will need

7:33

an audience and reactions right right right exactly. She's gonna come out of stock.

7:41

Where's my audience? Yeah, you're going to do if your baby is

7:45

not funny, like you just gotta let her do her like whatever she want

7:48

to do. And I gotta adapt. And that's what my mom friends and

7:53

dad friends are telling me. They're like, you want all of this for

7:57

your child, But then they are who they are and you learn every day

8:01

you're like, oh my gosh, who is this little person in front of me? Like with as they start getting their personality and stuff, and you're

8:07

like, oh my gosh, like who are you? Like your little roommate

8:09

is all that said in this like sassy pants or whatever. So um,

8:13

I'm looking forward to finding out who this little person is. If she's like

8:16

my husband, oh my god, I'm in for it. Like he's he

8:20

loves he's a debater, he loves too, And I'm already one of the

8:26

ultraso guy too. Oh he's a hot debater, let me tell you att

8:30

Yeah, yeah, I just put him on mute in my brain while there.

8:37

We did one ultrasound and the baby's arm was just like punching in the

8:41

air. And they're like, oh, she's a cheerleader already. I was

8:45

like that. Or she's arguing with me already one or the other. That's

8:50

a quick break come back. Of course, always joking about not getting pregnant,

8:54

and now she is justin Reyes in the studio with us. She listen

9:00

Nashville. She filmed me comedy special in Nashville. It's gonna be released on

9:03

Sunday Mother's Day. It's gonna be on YouTube. Because you're about to be

9:07

a mom. You have to address the elephant in the room, which is

9:11

my belly. I'm sorry that poor choice of words. A heart a lot

9:16

of your act. Over the years, you've been very happy with the fact

9:20

that you don't have children, and now, all of a sudden, ha

9:24

ha ha, the universe is just laughing at you. Yeah, your uterus

9:28

says, hold my beer exactly totally. How did you come to terms with

9:35

like, Okay, I'm so happy I don't have kids, and then all

9:37

of a sudden, I have a child coming. Yeah, so um,

9:41

let's get into it. It was really COVID that changed my mind. It

9:46

was like, you know, we were all home on this quarantine lockdown and

9:50

I'm in California at the time, so I don't know. I think you

9:52

all got lockdown for like two weeks and that was it. That's what I

9:56

heard it. I was like, yeah and a half lockdown. We were

10:01

locked out forever. And so we're home and there's no productions going on,

10:05

there's no auditions for me to go to we're not on the road, we're

10:09

not touring, we're not doing any of this stuff, and there's no one

10:13

else doing it either. So it's not like I can compare myself to my

10:16

peers at the time, because that's what we like to do. We scroll

10:18

through Instagram and be like, oh, what are they doing? What are they doing? So you really left with your thoughts of what do you really

10:26

want in life? And I was like, shoot, I wonder if I should have had kids. And so that's when I started looking into it because

10:31

I was like thirty eight at the time, and I was like, I

10:33

don't even know if I have options, I don't know, if I have eggs, I don't know. And that's when I started looking into it and

10:39

finding out that I did not have many options. They were like you,

10:43

if you want to do something, you got hurry up. And I started

10:46

doing the whole like IVF process to save my eggs. It was just save

10:50

my eggs at first, just to give yourself. And through that IVF process

10:54

of saving my eggs, I kept getting bad news after bad news, and

10:58

so it felt like this might not be something that could happen for me.

11:01

And the more that they would tell me that this might not be for you

11:05

the more I wanted it. And so at the time, I was like, well, I don't have time to do IBF again because I'm doing this

11:11

tour and I have my taping coming up in October. But I'm gonna get

11:15

my body right for this taping. So I started working out like every day.

11:18

I started making healthy choices with my food. I started just really taking

11:22

care of myself like mind, body, and spirit. And for me,

11:26

I'm like, I'm getting ready for this taping. I'm about to have a show at the Rhyman. I'm gonna get ready for this taping. But little

11:31

did I know, I was getting my body ready to get pregnant as well.

11:35

Because I was preparing myself like getting healthy, I stopped drinking alcohol.

11:39

I was like, no, I'm gonna be right, be right and tight, you know what I mean. And then I got pregnant the week before

11:46

my taping. Wow. Right crazy, And so now I'm you know,

11:52

about to give birth. Well, I do have good news for you.

11:56

I saw that Halsey is using her breast milk as a new skin regiment.

11:58

Stop give birth. You can start putting your own breast milk on your skin.

12:03

So okay, I thought you were saying packaging and product. I was

12:07

like, wait a minute, you can buy some halisy breastmilk. What stares

12:11

is target, that's Religi is he wants to buy your breastman extra. Let

12:16

me know. Okay, I mean your skin is full, lawless honey, but okay, please don't compliment you. Sunday the debut of Angela Johnson Rays

12:26

is special. It was filmed at the Rhyman and it's kind of a you're

12:30

releasing it as a tribute to how you got started. Back in two thousand

12:33

and seven, this brand new thing called YouTube came out and I had my

12:39

nail salon video go viral. Oh yeah, and this is like before viral

12:43

was a term. This was like viral meant something else, you know.

12:50

Yeah, And so my career ends up blowing up from there. I end

12:54

up doing um, you know, mad TV, I go on tour,

13:00

I do my first hour special on Comedy Central called That's How We Do It.

13:03

And my career just begins to grow and grow from this YouTube video.

13:07

And I'm now about to do release my sixth one hour special Awesome, And

13:15

we filmed it out the Rhyman and I'm going to release it on YouTube back

13:18

where it all started. Angela Johnson reyas the about to have a baby person

13:26

walks into the nail salon and is greeted by the character you created. What

13:33

would she say to you? Here's the thing. I so I found a

13:37

salon here in Nashville that has become like my go to spot, and so

13:43

I came they did my nails for my taping. So I wasn't pregnant then,

13:46

and then I came back in now very pregnant, and they're so happy

13:50

for me. They're just very encouraging and loving and all of that. But

13:58

the funny part is I came in through the back door, and the guy

14:01

who owns the place, he was like, yeah, just you know,

14:05

come in. I'll take you up to my station. So nobody sees you,

14:09

you know what I mean. And I'm like, okay, cool,

14:11

cool cool. We start walking in and he goes Angela Johnson, Ladies and

14:16

gentlemen, see come here. See if I hear everybody? Anybody? He

14:24

comes to down buddy, yes, And I was like, oh, that's

14:28

what you meant. I thought you meant something totally different. Thank you.

14:33

I'm talking about moving here and the differences of like being a California girl living

14:37

in the South and all the adjustments that I've had to make everything from you

14:41

know, when I order an iced tea automatically comes with three pounds of sugar,

14:45

you know what I mean. Like that was I had to learn that real quick. Like y'all call it sweet tea. We call it diabete,

14:50

like you know what I mean, Like all the different things. And so

14:54

I know, with the audience there, we had such a good time because

14:58

I I was able to like hold up a mirror to the audience and be

15:03

like, this is what I see and then people could see themselves and be

15:07

like, oh my gosh, that is us. Yeah, oh, we

15:09

totally do that. Oh my gosh. So I'm I'm excited for the rest

15:13

of the city of Nashville to see this, who was not at the show,

15:18

and just all of the South to see this and to see my perspective

15:24

of you know, here's this California girl trying to blend in with y'all,

15:30

and this is this is my best attempt ya. Thank you so much.

15:35

Yes, y'all, it's why apostrophe. Don't put the apostrophe somewhere else.

15:39

Because somebody's going to tell you you've done wrong. Yes, that's what that's

15:43

that's what you be able to say. I'm fixing to have a baby.

15:48

I haven't gotten to there yet, but yes I'm fixing. I'm fixing have

15:52

a baby. And y'all have just been so kind. Information is complete.

16:00

Yeah, I try to I try to manifest Leanne Morgan and in my accent,

16:07

I try to give all that Southern she she loves to call me doll,

16:11

just like doll. You are such an angel. That's good. Thank

16:17

you so much, so much. That was the thing. I mean,

16:26

because like in California, when I go into a store and they're like,

16:32

can I help you find anything, I'm like, I'm okay, And if I'm feeling really friendly that day, I'm like I'm okay. Thanks. Like

16:37

that's it. I mean, like that's where it ends. And then you

16:41

go about your business, go about your day. And then I get here to Nashville. I'm at TJ Max over here by the home depot, and

16:48

I can hear the ladies in the room next to me. Can I help

16:51

you find anything? I'm all right, but thank you so much for asking.

16:57

It's my pleasure it's a beautiful day outside, Yes it is, but

17:00

they say it's gonna rain about three o'clock. Make shot more. The traffic

17:03

is going to be a mess. Your hor I's like, oh, I

17:08

don't know if I have energy for this house. If it rains too hard

17:12

and you're stuck in and up, I'm putting you on the prayer list.

17:15

Yes, yes, for you're one of us. Now yeah, time woman,

17:30

all right. Representing the ladies in the eyes, we have Stephanie in

17:34

Lebanon. You are a cosmetolity teacher and where do you teach? And if

17:40

this career college nice excellence, welcome to the show. And for the guys,

17:45

we have Jordan. You are a history teacher in Columbia. Yes,

17:49

they're a good morning. Oh you're hello. All right, all right,

17:53

we're all gonna try to talk like you know, you give a teaching You

17:56

got a radio career, heading right, Yeah, don't do that. Yeah,

18:03

maybe radio is the one thing that pays less than teaching. Yeah right,

18:07

and you're at Hampshire Unit School there, right, all right, Okay,

18:11

so we want to get you guys kind of warmed up. So we're

18:14

going to give you a get a coined question. Starting with you, Stephanie,

18:18

tell us somebody that when you were a student inspired you a teacher.

18:26

I had a teacher, Miss Mitchell, and she taught me English, and

18:29

I want to say it was like third grade and she was just super nice

18:33

and friendly, and I just I felt like I can always ask the question

18:37

and get it answered. So she was definitely infrational to me and helped me

18:44

like enjoy school through. Is it crazy how you can be like a grown

18:48

adult and still remember, like your third grade teacher, the ones that really

18:51

make an impression on you. Yeah, I remember? Really cool? Shows you the impact? And what about you, doctor Jordan, who inspired you

19:00

when you were a student. My fifth grade teacher is missus McGee as she

19:07

was just she really started my love for reading anytime in the class, did

19:11

well in my test. Had a little tiny record player and she would play

19:15

I feel good and kind. We'd all, damn, that's a great story.

19:22

All right. We really appreciate what you guys do and we are going

19:26

to get to our game era. Both of you have a screw you can use. If you can answer your question, you can force it on your

19:30

opponent. We start with a multiple choice for you Stephanie does Ducatti Ducatti?

19:37

Do they sell golf clubs? Tequila? Or motorcycles? Motorcycle? Motorcycle?

19:42

Yeah, that one? All right, Jordan, your turn. Robert de

19:47

Niro, Anthony Hopkins or Morgan Freeman. Which actor just made news for fathering

19:52

a child at the age of seventy nine? That'd be Robert de Niro.

19:56

Yes, tie game, the first round of questions. All right, Stephanie,

20:02

Dolph Ziggler, Shamus and ray Masterio are famous for what sport? Good?

20:12

Okay, getting the screw to uh, Dolph Ziggler, Shamus and ray

20:18

Masterio. What sport are they famous for? Personal wrestling? Yeah, they're

20:23

wrestlers. We still call that a sport. Well, it's it's a sport

20:29

ish because she's got to be in a really good shape to be able to

20:32

fake it that good. Really, it's got an asterisk. Okay, So

20:36

it's a two to one lead for Jordan, and if you get this one

20:40

right, you've sealed up a victory. Let's see, Jordan, what is

20:44

the Vera Bradley store most known for selling. I'm gonna say handbags versus.

20:52

Yeah, that's exactly it's man oh man, Wow, done already. Yeah.

21:00

Yeah, the screw did not work in your favor at all, and

21:03

that tilted the balance towards victory to Jordan. Congratulations Jordan. Stephanie lost the

21:11

game, but you look fantastic. Yes, And we loved having all of

21:15

our teachers on this week for Teacher Appreciation Week. We all really thank you

21:22

for what you do. You don't hear it often enough and you certainly don't

21:26

get paid to show it. Tell your boss we said you need a raise.

21:29

That's all we could do. That's right, what's that I tell him

21:34

every day? Well, if you need backup, we're here. What you

21:38

got. So there's a lot of tea going around about Jimmy Allen. It's

21:44

been all over social media for the last twelve to fourteen hours. If you're

21:47

not familiar with who he is, who was on like season ten of American idol Um and then went on to have a somewhat pretty successful country career,

21:55

like he's had a couple number once he was supposed to play seem Fastest Summer

21:59

um. So it has come out that somebody on his management team is suing

22:03

Jimmy Allen for sexual assault and sexual abuse, saying that for eighteen months he

22:08

was sexually abusing her, like at one time she woke up in her hotel

22:12

room in severe pain and didn't remember anything what happened the night before and realized

22:18

that she had lost her virginity through no choice of her own. Wow.

22:22

Yeah, really really really sad. He has responded and said, it is

22:29

deeply troubling and hurtful that someone I counted as one of my closest friends,

22:32

colleagues and confidence would make allegations that have no truth to them whatsoever. He

22:37

did say, I acknowledge that we had a sexual relationship, one that lasted

22:41

for nearly two years. So he's saying it was all consensual, but she

22:45

is saying that that is absolutely not the case. That there's been multiple times

22:49

of sexual abuse, sexual assault, whether it be in a hotel room.

22:53

She even like remember at a time in a taxi where it was just a

22:59

really bad situation. But if you want to see all of the specific details

23:03

about it, we do have them up on our website at one seven five

23:06

The River dot com. That's so sad. Yeah, So, as of now he's been pulled off the CMAFS lineup and his record label has suspended him

23:12

until they go through the entire after that. We definitely need something happy.

23:21

What are you Jim in the morning on one five Ricky, We need some

23:30

happiness, yes, and this is a foreshore a happy moment. A mom

23:34

decided to make up her daughter while she went to soccer practice or a soccer

23:41

game. And the little moments of this little girl has are just so cute.

23:45

He was a little clip you good man, so sweaty when they up

24:11

an NFL. Yeah. Absolutely, this is way more adorable, genuine and

24:15

fun. If you want to see the full video, it's up on my

24:18

stories at that chick Ricky r c KI. It's so cute. At the

24:22

very end she does get a goal and the excitement on her face is the

24:25

cutest thing ever. It's very cool. That's what's making us happy this morning

24:30

with Wood and Jim on one O seven five the River. We need to

24:33

go to Zach's house because you're prepared for the apocalypse. I feel like a

24:37

prepper now, yes you are you guys. I walked in this morning so

24:41

sore because yesterday I got this notification from like Lows that was like, hey,

24:45

the generator that you've been looking at is on sale. Finally, I

24:51

pulled the trigger and it happened after like all winter long with like all of

24:55

the random sleet and the snow. Yeah that my power went out probably five,

25:00

five or six times for like days at a time. So I was

25:03

like worried about all of the food in my fridge. That's literally all that

25:07

I cared about was the food my fridge. Other than that, I was like, we have blankets, Like we'll be fine. Yeah, right.

25:11

Um. So yesterday finally the generator went on sale that we had been looking

25:15

for, So I booked my happy butt a Mountain Juliet and got that generator.

25:21

But here's the thing. I didn't realize how big it was. Yeah,

25:23

Like I, oh, I bet they're heavy too. It weighed like

25:27

probably four times my body weight. So me trying to pick that thing up

25:32

into the back of my boyfriend's traw I wish somebody could film that. Oh,

25:36

if somebody has a surveillance Canota, we need to see that. I

25:40

had to have one of the workers come out and help me lift it up, and it still took us like four times to try and lift it up

25:45

and put it in the back of the truck. Like my entire body hurts

25:48

because we would like get it halfway and then I had to crawl underneath and

25:52

like pushed with my entire body weight to try and get it picked up in the back of the truck. Once again, if somebody has the surveillance footage

25:59

from the Mountain Eliot Lopes home was still out of my out of breath,

26:03

and my boyfriend was like, are you okay? I was like, no, I'm not okay. Thank you for asking. That's how dramatic I was

26:10

else. Now it's not like you to be so dramatic about something I know.

26:12

But now I have a generator in case the power goes out. It's

26:15

so powerful it can power like my entire block. It's a hospital bid that

26:21

you'll have set up in your house from trying to recover from lifting it.

26:23

Yeah. Probably so. So you have the power ever goes out, you

26:27

know where to go. Call me. I got it now, Like you

26:32

like you're gonna let us in? Yeah, no, I said call me.

26:34

I didn't say come over, yeah, because my phone will be charged.

26:37

Oh my god, you're cann't say now doors luck stay out there with

26:42

the zombies. Bye bye. I don't know you does it power the hot

26:47

tub? It does power my hot all that matters to me maybe trending.

26:52

Here's what's trending this morning with William one five the real Estate. There's this

26:59

video on Twitter that's making me really happy today. So there's this gas station

27:03

that posted a sign that said today only do a silly dance walking in if

27:07

we like it, five dollars of gas for free on us if we really

27:12

like it. It's like they're they're bumping music throughout the entire gas station and

27:18

they have they're showing like security cam footage of people walking in and just dancing

27:21

up and down the aisles, which it's really cute. If you want to

27:23

see it. I just retweeted it. Follow us. It's at one of

27:26

seven five of the river. It's a really really cute idea. Attention gas

27:30

stations do that? Yeah, fun the way I would have swerved so fast

27:33

into that parking lot yea, even if I didn't need gas, just to

27:37

go dance with the people in the gas stations. Also, its first time

27:41

anybody's ever been that happy and yeah in a while, jam what you got.

27:45

So, if you're looking for a new phone, there's a brand new

27:48

one from Google and it's one of the foldable smartphones. So if like,

27:52

you know, storing your phone is kind of a hassle, you want a

27:55

smaller, you know, thing in your pocket. This foldable smartphone is the

28:00

thinnest foldable ever. It's just a six millimeters when folded. I guess like

28:06

their razors coming back kind of nobody knows what six millimeters is. It's like

28:11

really tiny. Just say, anyone listening right now is going, what is

28:15

six? You'll have to go to Canada metric metric. But if you want

28:22

the new Google Pixel fold, it is available for the reasonable price of one

28:26

thousand seven. That's probably for the base model, right. It folds like

28:33

a book, not like an uplip phone. Yeah, yeah, interesting,

28:37

Ricky, what you got? So door Dash is doing the cutest thing ever

28:41

for any kids I want to buy their moms a gift, and buy a

28:45

gift, I mean flowers for Mother's Day. This year they found out that

28:48

the majority of people, the majority of moms out there, we're buying their

28:53

own gifts because their kids weren't buying them anything. So in order to help

28:59

that, they're doing something with a flower auction is what they're calling it.

29:03

So they're taking kid currency. You can offer up blocks, doll shoes,

29:10

beans, anything that you want to offer, googly eyes, worms, whatever

29:15

it is that you have, you can offer it up as kid currency in

29:19

a way for you to get flowers for your mom. So today and tomorrow

29:23

you have to post on Instagram, TikTok or Twitter, any three social media

29:27

so obviously like dad can help you out, or Grandma grandpa and take a

29:32

picture of what it is that you want to offer up as a bid tag

29:36

DoorDash and use the hashtag kid currency, and four hundred people are going to

29:41

get a promo code to get seventy five dollars off when they order flowers through

29:45

door Dash for Mother's Day, which is a really really cute sounding interesting story.

29:49

Cops in rural Oklahoma were called to the sound of somebody screaming, screaming

29:56

for help, possibly like really seriously hurt. Somebody screaming, and you hear

30:04

dogs in the background barking, yeah, you know what. It kind of

30:07

sounds like. It reminds me of like um Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco where

30:11

all the seals are screaming. Oh yeah, like a goat or something.

30:17

Yeah, And I grew up in San Diego. It is like, yeah, they had like a seal rock and a bird rock. Yeah, by

30:22

Seaport Village. Yeah. Yeah, the seals can be really loud. So

30:26

like the body cam footage that came out from this is like two police officers

30:33

running like crazy to try to get to, you know, the person in

30:37

that's hurting or danger or whatever. It sounds like a friend a call for

30:41

help. Yeah. So one more time, You've probably guessed it's not a

30:48

person, So I want you to guess what that is. So it's not

30:52

a seal and not a goat, because those are already the guesses. I

30:57

haven't said yes or no to anything. A seal in the middle of Oklahoma,

31:02

Yeah, that's what I'm going And he's yelling because he's lost. Yeah,

31:06

and he's so far away from any ocean. I actually heard the story,

31:10

so I'm not gonna guess. Okay, I still think it's a goat. This is the police running to the danger that's a person get hit and

31:21

screaming. Y're trying, so I'm closer getting louder it go it. I

31:37

think I grew up on a farm. I guess they say it. The

31:41

goat was upset because they had locked it out of its pin so two other

31:48

goats could go in there and mate. So this goat, this this goat

31:52

was the awkward third wheel and very sorry's outside going, hey, I want

32:00

to get into the fantasy suite too, that I will also accept this rose

32:07

poor coat he got. They do amazing. They will sound like a screaming

32:17

human. It's pretty funny. That happened to us when we were kids.

32:22

We were playing in the front yard, you know, my brothers, and

32:25

there was people across the street from us that were like painting their part of

32:30

their house. And there's this ladder going up like almost to the top of

32:34

their house, and there's nobody on the ladder and we're just hearing right and

32:39

we're thinking, oh my godbody's like, you know, hanging off the roof

32:43

or somebody fell off that ladder and is like behind the bushes. And then

32:45

we ran over there and then we just realized it was a cat and heat

32:52

because they want all the other cats in the neighborhood to know. Thanks for

32:57

listening to and recommending the Woody and Jim Joe pack Cast. Listen to William

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and Jim in real time every weekday morning on one oh seven five the River,

33:04

Nashville, or live on the i Heart Radio app

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