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0:06
This is the sound of worlds beyond number.
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In a rose quartz corridor
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lined by red
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polished wooden doors outside
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the small yet stately office
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of the bursar of this sanctum
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of the Scepter's Chorus, Wizards of
0:38
the Khem Sarazan Empire,
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we see one Guildmage
0:44
Payne, a tall,
0:47
sorrowful-faced man,
0:50
leaning forward with a slashed arm,
0:53
having just simulated an attack
0:56
on himself, with his right
0:59
hand now filled with
1:01
crackling lightning,
1:03
his eyes luminescent
1:06
white as he lunges towards
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Ursulon, unaware
1:12
that there is a fox in his
1:14
office or a wizard and a witch at
1:16
the end of the hall that know what is happening. I
1:19
am going to need everybody here to roll initiative.
1:21
Oh god! Son
1:23
of a gun! Suvi,
1:26
you are a hundred feet
1:29
away, but you are first to act knowing
1:31
that something is wrong. You hear a clattering
1:34
of steel and your citadel training
1:36
kicks in. You are first to act.
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I don't know what's happening yet. Can
1:40
I move down the hallway but hold an action? Yes,
1:42
you can. You just start sprinting and
1:44
it takes your entire turn to sprint
1:47
around the corner and you see another 50 feet
1:49
off the scene unfolding
1:52
before you. Ursulon, I'm going to need a
1:54
dexterity saving throw. Lightning
1:59
crackles.
1:59
but you pull back at
2:02
the last possible second so that only
2:04
some raking edges of
2:07
the crackling static in this wizard's
2:09
hand touches you. You will
2:11
take half damage, nine
2:14
damage halved to four. The
2:19
spell that this wizard is wielding is
2:21
not
2:22
mighty. There is a reason this
2:24
wizard has been shunted into the administrative
2:27
corner of a far-flung chantry at the
2:29
edge of the empire's reach. However,
2:32
this is the first time that wizard's
2:34
magic has touched Ursulon
2:37
in this way. There is something
2:39
crisp,
2:40
otherworldly, and
2:44
yet not of your other world.
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There is something
2:49
beautiful, symmetrical, yet
2:51
static and sterile about
2:54
this magic that unfolds. What's
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going through Ursulon's mind as you feel, even
2:59
this diminished result of this spell?
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I mean, I think Ursulon
3:04
already wasn't in the best place walking
3:07
into this situation. There really was
3:09
no plan that was going according, like, and he was just improvising. I
3:12
think as Ursulon feels
3:14
the magic, he's just immediately
3:17
wanting help or to flee.
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I think there's just a desire to not be
3:22
in this interaction. It already didn't go according, and
3:26
it doesn't feel like there's anything to it. I think there's a desire
3:28
to salvage here.
3:29
And with that confusion
3:32
and horror, it
3:34
is your turn. I will use a bonus
3:36
action hidden step to turn invisible.
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As I go invisible, my
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eyes start to the end of the hallway where
3:45
I see Suvi. I
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think I'm gonna start taking steps
3:49
toward moving towards Suvi. You
3:51
are able to join Suvi so much. Okay, great. You
3:54
feel
3:55
Ursulon's presence, but
3:57
I don't speak. There's just a little bit of
3:59
that, like... the mom hand that slides
4:01
over as she feels you pass by
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her, and she's like, all right, done.
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And it just rounds, and you see it, you
4:08
saw it as she was rolling up. Suvi is furious
4:11
at this fucking hedge mage that
4:13
touched her friends. There is a look
4:16
of panic in the
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guild mage's eyes as you suddenly vanish, and
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he realizes that you are more than you seem.
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I am still with the
4:26
other acolytes, yes? Yes,
4:29
that's correct. I wait the situation, and I say,
4:32
must move quickly, get somebody in authority, get
4:34
Moro. There has been an attack
4:36
on our party.
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Go ahead and give me a persuasion check. Two
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of the acolytes, hearing the sternness in
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your voice, bow almost
4:44
reflexively and sprint down the
4:46
hallway.
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I use my movement to
4:50
get to where my friends are. Suvi, it is your
4:52
turn. Mage. And I'm going to
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send. Jesus. I'm
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gonna close to 30 and cast Witch Bolt. Ooh.
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Roll an attack roll for me if you
5:02
would be so kind. You
5:06
throw a Witch Bolt at this guild
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mage. You
5:11
see that Pain throws an arcane
5:14
shield. The Witch Bolt interacting
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with swirling, intersecting,
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overlapping circles of runic
5:24
language. And you can see something
5:27
vile, which is a sneer
5:30
of contemptuous joy as
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the guild mage Pain successfully resists
5:36
the spell craft of a Citadel mage.
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You will explain yourself now.
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Pain sees you, leaps
5:45
into his office, slams
5:47
the door shut, and
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uses his action to lock it. What?
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It is now Ursulon's
5:54
turn. The invisibility and
5:57
the power of the
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And
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I think Suvi and Abe regard a
6:03
very sheepish Ursulan is,
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um, things to
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start to go according to plan. I,
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it was my mistake. Do we need to? Are
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you okay? I'm, yeah, I'm fine. I
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just, I messed up. No,
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that's okay. No, I
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did mess up. He messed up. No, I messed
6:24
up. I said Will Gallows. Oh,
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well, yes. But no,
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he messed up. He deigned to hurt
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a companion of a mage of the Citadel.
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You're fine. You hear
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in your mind, Ame, the
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fox speaking to you and saying, uh,
6:42
the guy is doing something in
6:45
here. What is he doing? He's,
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uh,
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he's, uh, okay. His
6:50
one hand's going up and his other hand's going
6:53
down. Uh,
6:55
now they're together again. Thumbs up.
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Fox
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is on there. Fox
7:00
is feeling hot. I'd
7:03
like to run back down the hallway.
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You're right at the hallway. You get to the door. Ame,
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it is your turn.
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Fox, are you okay? What's happening? It's
7:12
hot in here. It's hot. It is hot in
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there or are you hot specifically? I
7:17
don't, I feel hot. How
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do you tell? Okay. Uh,
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it's not hot anymore. Oh,
7:25
oh, he was definitely burning. Some
7:28
incriminating documents. Okay. You
7:30
should
7:30
attack him. Okay. He's on the
7:32
throat. Uh, the fox is going to attack. Go
7:34
ahead and give me an attack roll for the fox. Ooh,
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that's a natural 20.
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Yeah. Ursuline, you're
7:42
right outside the door. You hear a sort
7:44
of conflagration
7:47
that you can smell almost like
7:49
smoke and flame from the other side of
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the door. And you suddenly hear a, Anna.
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Oh my God. Uh, as the guild
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mage takes two.
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Two points of damage. Suvi.
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Now I'm going to hold my action as I like
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catch up to Ursuline. Oh, there's
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a bloody dagger on the ground.
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Yes. Right? I'm gonna go ahead and pick that up
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and pocket it. And then I turn to you and say, I'm
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getting the door. Yeah, yeah,
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happily. And I'm gonna hold my action
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to attack when I have line of sight on him again.
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Great. He's going to go
8:23
now and trapped
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on the other side of the door as he is with the fox,
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I'm afraid to say he's
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going to attack the fox.
8:34
This is Brennan, we're only seven episodes.
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And you're already attacking familiars? People
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love to pop off and then they
8:43
end up finding out about what
8:45
bad people do when you pop
8:48
off around them. Oh, he's so bad he'd
8:50
attack a fox.
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A fox just bit the
8:53
hell out of him. So I said go for the
8:55
throat. Is he still attached
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to him? Yes, he is
9:00
still attached. Okay, good to
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know. The
9:03
fox's hit points are two. Let
9:07
me double check that. Oh my God, it was two. The
9:10
fox is. Can we lock this back? Hold on. Can
9:12
we wait? Can we wait? We need to go back.
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Yeah. Can we go back? Two
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HP. Everybody's made
9:19
a lot of choices in quick succession.
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Is it? Two HP. Let
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me double check here. I'm
9:26
gonna roll this in front of the board. On
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a nine or higher. Oh, you gotta
9:31
be kidding me. Hits the fox.
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That is a two.
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Wow, we fully tried to kill our, wow.
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Hey, Erika's gone. You
9:51
guys, everyone's gotta protect your little fuzzy guys.
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Cause if you send them into the room with the bad man, then
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the bad man's in the room with your little. My
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fuzzy guy.
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Everyone always. who just wants to put it on me, you're
10:01
attacking foxes out here. If you are in
10:03
your home D&D group, I'm gonna say something very clearly
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right now. I'm gonna say something very clearly right now.
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If you go in the kitchen, you might get
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burnt.
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And if you're sending
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your familiars and your companions
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and your various little animals and constructs
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and buddies, if you're sending them to get up in
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the mix, they're gonna get got. Hey, they went
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in the kitchen. Look, I know that, but Alme
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doesn't know that.
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There you go. I went in the kitchen to get cookies,
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all right? I can go anywhere
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near the storm, all right? If
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you walk in the part of the kitchen that
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just has the pantry, you're
10:37
gonna get burned. When
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I sent that fox in there earlier, that was never my
10:43
intention. So
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you hear from inside and Alme, you can still
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feel telepathically, the fox has latched
10:52
onto his leg. The guild mage has tried
10:55
to like rake down with lightning
10:57
in his hand again. And
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miss the fox has like wriggled on the other
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side of his leg, still sinking his fangs
11:04
into this wizard. Poor
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showing from our wizard friend here.
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That is now going to go to be Ursulon's
11:13
turn. The strong man of Silsbury
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will take the door. Here we go.
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Go ahead, give me an athletics check.
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It's a DC 15. Oh God.
11:27
Damn. Level
11:30
one is hard. I really don't
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like it down here. Ah. This
11:37
is an eight. This is a straight
11:39
up eight. Copy
11:42
that. Ursulon, you
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lean back, get
11:47
your shoulder in front of you and slam
11:50
into the door and hear it shutter against
11:52
the door frame remaining
11:55
closed and locked. Uh, Ursulon,
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any bonus.
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Can I try again? Go ahead and
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I'll say on a bonus action, give
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me one with disadvantage. Okay. Two
12:10
11s plus four, 15.
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Yay!
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Oh my God. There
12:17
we go. So you go and back up
12:19
all the way against
12:22
the edge of the hallway and run. And
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finally this time, slam
12:27
the door wide open into the room. Wait,
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can I use my held action? Oh yes.
12:34
Now that's open. Suvi's
12:35
going to wrap her hand around
12:38
her staff, the staff of the Citadel of a true wizard
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and her father's ring,
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her ring glows green as I
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summon one of the level spell slots that
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I keep inside it to cast magic missile as magic.
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I summon
12:52
one of the level spell slots that I keep inside
12:55
it to cast magic missile as my darts bend
12:58
around Ursulon
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and light him
13:02
up. Go
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ahead and roll damage for magic missile.
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12 plus three is 15. Woo!
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That would kill me. The darts springing
13:13
forth from Suvi, race
13:16
through the air and impact the
13:19
chuttering explosive force
13:22
on the body of Guildmage
13:25
Payne. The
13:27
pure destructive energy
13:30
radiates first through his ribs,
13:33
his shoulder, in through his lower back
13:35
and along the sort of side of his
13:38
abdomen. He falls to the ground
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bleeding from three enormous injuries
13:41
on his body and you can
13:44
tell is holding on to, he's
13:46
immediately unconscious, dropped to
13:48
the ground holding on to the last tethers
13:50
of life.
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And we are out of combat. Ursulon
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doesn't like it. how this happened, doesn't
14:02
like how much blood
14:05
he's gushing out of this man, and
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he's going to lean down
14:10
and
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without making eye contact with Suvi, cast
14:14
Lee on hands and give him one
14:16
hit point. You lean down, you
14:19
give him one hit point, which will
14:22
raise him from unconsciousness,
14:24
he will not be making death saves. He
14:28
comes to on the ground
14:31
looking at the three of you, I
14:33
am going to need some kind of charisma based
14:36
roles to
14:38
not have him spring into,
14:41
you know, like survival mode essentially.
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It's not gonna be for me, Suvi is just, she's
14:47
about to like, I think Suvi has reached
14:49
into the pocket and has pulled out the bloody
14:51
dagger and is attempting to finish
14:53
a kill in the same way that she finished
14:56
Captain Emmless on the ship. That's 19
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from Ame. 14 from Ursuline.
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Ame, you can perceive
15:04
that he is probably going to,
15:07
he cannot
15:10
accept the situation, there is no surrender
15:12
in his eyes as he comes back to one hit point. It's
15:15
over, there is no escape
15:18
from this. If you talk with us
15:20
and tell us what is going on, you may
15:22
yet have a chance to escape the clutches
15:25
of Gallo.
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I don't know what
15:28
any of you are talking about. There
15:32
is no proof of anything. There
15:34
is no, and what even thing
15:36
would there be?
15:37
Do you think that will Gallo's will wait
15:40
for proof? You hear a noise
15:42
of approaching footsteps rapidly and you
15:44
see Maro and several of the
15:47
attendant mages come in. Ursuline
15:49
is injured, he doesn't see a knife on the floor,
15:51
he does see a lot of blood on the floor. And
15:53
he sees all of you standing over, he
15:57
sees all of you standing over pain on the ground in his
15:59
office with all.
15:59
also just like a bunch of ash around
16:02
in there. Maro
16:04
goes, good heavens,
16:06
what is the meaning of this?
16:08
What is happening? I'm not quite sure. Perhaps
16:10
this was some big misunderstanding. And
16:14
I look at pain. Pain
16:19
looks, what?
16:20
What? The
16:29
craziest flex I've ever heard in my life.
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He looks at Ame and looks up at Maro and
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says, a little bit of
16:35
horse play.
16:38
Gone out of hand, guild
16:41
mage Maro. I'm afraid
16:45
you see Bear and I.
16:51
He is covered in blood, blood is running out of
16:53
his mouth. Blood
16:55
is running out of his mouth. He's covered in ash.
16:58
There is a fox with its fangs sunk into
17:00
his leg, still going. And
17:03
he's like, we realized that
17:07
we had summered he
17:11
and I on the same beach
17:14
village outside of Silbray and
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we're engaging
17:19
in a rustic bout of indoor croquet,
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which
17:26
they play there. Something we
17:28
often did. Something we often did. But
17:32
outdoors because of the beach, but we were
17:34
doing it indoors.
17:35
That's silly, that's so silly.
17:38
We were so silly, yes, we were silly.
17:41
So realizing we were silly, I
17:46
burnt all of the mallets
17:48
and croquet balls with magic. And
17:53
then we
17:55
were putting the rest of the gear
17:58
away and Ursula on.
17:59
that Bear was admiring
18:02
my knife, and in admiring it, he turned
18:04
around, and I accidentally
18:08
walked into it.
18:11
And then... Suvi
18:13
is disgusted and walks away.
18:19
And then I cast Magic
18:21
Missile on myself because
18:23
I was frightened. And
18:27
that spell never misses. So
18:32
that was the type of horse play.
18:36
Fox, you
18:39
can probably stop playing
18:42
with him.
18:42
Yes, Fox, we have finished. We
18:45
have finished. You did so good, buddy.
18:48
Fox, let's go. Licks
18:51
the blood off his fangs, and
18:53
he looks around, he loves a good lie,
18:56
but he
18:57
looks over and you see he pads over to
18:59
Payne's head, who is still lying
19:01
on his back, and you see just whispers in his ear,
19:05
I'm gonna eat you one day. Ha ha
19:07
ha!
19:08
Here, Fox, I have
19:10
a vote for you, and I take out a little treat from my
19:12
pack. My vote! He
19:16
leaps up and eats
19:19
it, gobbles it up. Um,
19:21
uh, so Maro goes,
19:25
I'm going to be very honest. All
19:28
of this behavior is the most
19:30
outrageous tomfoolery I've
19:33
ever heard of, to think that
19:35
you were
19:36
playing croquet inside
19:39
this chantry. And roughhousing
19:42
with knives and casting powerful,
19:46
offensive magic on yourselves
19:49
is completely uncalled for. And with
19:52
your earlier rudeness to our honored
19:54
guest, the archmage
19:56
apprentice
19:56
Suvi, I must say, Gildmage
19:59
Payne. I am going to be writing a report,
20:02
and I will be submitting it, encouraging
20:05
my superiors to relocate you
20:07
to a diminished office, somewhere
20:11
of less significance than Port
20:13
Talon. Oh,
20:14
well that's such a shame.
20:16
Please don't, please don't. Our
20:19
silliness, they should not reflect
20:22
back on him, but
20:24
if you must, I understand. No,
20:27
no, I must. And you see he says, I
20:29
must cease to the apprentice archmage. And you
20:31
see Moro leaves this open
20:33
crime scene and just sprints after
20:36
Suvi down the hallway. Killmage
20:40
Payne looks up and goes,
20:45
what
20:49
do you know about Will Gallows? We
20:52
know that he has something that
20:55
we want, and in return he
20:57
wanted you.
20:59
So how do we give
21:01
him you and still
21:04
let you live? The
21:06
choice is yours because we are not leaving
21:08
here without what we came for.
21:14
You promised me to Will Gallows in
21:16
exchange for something of
21:19
his that you desire. Yes.
21:21
It's possible that
21:24
I might be able to keep my life,
21:30
but find a way to make sure that you get what you
21:32
want as well. There
21:35
is some very critical research
21:38
up in the library
21:40
that may
21:42
have some indication of the
21:44
source of things that Will Gallows is interested
21:46
in me for. It's
21:48
possible that given just a minute or two, I might be able
21:51
to root around and
21:54
find something of value to him. Do
21:56
you want to make it
21:57
inside Chey? Yeah. Yeah, we're off. I
22:03
rolled a natural one. This guy
22:05
is flop-sweating,
22:07
his
22:10
eyes are flicking back and forth. He
22:13
is trying to be helpful to you.
22:16
And I think sweet little
22:18
village witch, Ame, and deeply dreams in his fairy heart of
22:23
being a Knight Ursulan, are watching
22:25
a guy that you have approached only with honesty
22:28
and forthrightness, who
22:30
is a nasty gambling
22:32
debt wizard motherfucker, who
22:36
is
22:37
only in this moment trying to
22:39
lie to you to get far enough away to flee forever.
22:42
So here's what we
22:44
must do. We will split up into-
22:47
Don't lie to us. Do
22:50
you think just because you're a wizard with training
22:52
from the Citadel, you can fool us?
22:55
We have been nothing
22:57
but open and honest and kind.
23:01
And if you give us no other choice, we're
23:03
going to give you over to Gallows.
23:06
I understand. What
23:10
ideas do you have about how my
23:13
life might be saved?
23:15
Here's what I will tell you. We
23:17
were instructed to cut your ties
23:20
with the Empire, and
23:22
that Gallows would take it from there.
23:23
So that is what
23:25
we're going to do. And
23:28
now you knowing this means that you have a
23:30
headstart, and that is
23:32
as much as we are willing to give you. You
23:36
will let me flee.
23:38
Yes, because we will still be fulfilling
23:40
our end of the bargain. But
23:44
it's up to you not to get caught by Gallows.
23:49
Give me a persuasion check
23:51
with advantage. That's
23:53
a 17. He
23:56
stands up. Looks
24:00
at you.
24:05
You have destroyed my life.
24:10
Please stall for as long as you can.
24:13
And he sprints down the hallway. We
24:23
have to stop doing this. The
24:26
amount of times we've interacted
24:28
with a mage, and then watch them
24:30
run away,
24:32
fearing for their life. Is
24:34
not a great pattern.
24:45
Suvi, as you've marched
24:47
away, you hear Maro rounding
24:50
the corner. Apprentice
24:52
Hawk Mage.
24:56
Suvi turns around and as she rounds on him,
24:58
it's that, I
25:01
mean, he would understand it too. Everyone
25:03
that came through the Citadel, children were
25:05
trained to be soldiers first. And
25:08
the more tests you pass, the
25:10
longer you got to stay, the more you had a dream
25:12
of not simply being a frontline fighter,
25:14
but all of that training was still there. And
25:17
Suvi is trying to
25:19
calm down the adrenaline of a
25:22
child raised for battle and is
25:24
trying to put it away. And that's what he sees when she
25:27
turns around. Apprentice
25:30
Hawk Mage. I
25:33
am so very sorry. I
25:36
understand how upsetting it can be when
25:39
servants
25:41
act outrageously. Your manate arms should
25:44
not have been played. No,
25:47
stop.
25:50
I told you I had no intention of
25:52
speaking to you about what
25:55
some of my work entailed. But part of it involves it. And
26:02
I think there's this pause where
26:04
Suvi has fully
26:07
committed, she has committed herself
26:09
to the death of this man and is going to give
26:11
the game away.
26:13
We I had
26:17
intel that there
26:19
was some embezzlement
26:21
from this chantry at
26:24
the hands of Guild Mage
26:26
Pain. And
26:28
when I sent my man to go speak
26:31
to him of it, Pain
26:33
attacked, confirming
26:36
my suspicions. You
26:39
know as well as I do, embezzlement
26:42
that is treason to the Empire with
26:45
a death sentence. Give
26:48
you any proof
26:51
of this crime.
26:54
Attacking your servant is by
26:57
itself enough
27:01
for us to... So the
27:03
croquet, that didn't happen or...
27:08
I'm just trying to... No. Okay
27:10
so... No, the croquet did not happen. So he
27:13
just burned those mallets and balls
27:15
for no reason. He burned the
27:18
evidence of his malfeasance and
27:20
I'm going to pull the knife out and kind
27:22
of throw it at Maro's
27:25
feet. That's Guild Mage Pain's
27:27
knife. You
27:29
see he picks it up very
27:33
well. Effective
27:37
immediately. Guild
27:40
Mage Pain is stripped of all rank
27:42
and title within this chantry.
27:47
He looks at his attendance and says, please go
27:49
see to the Guild Mage's prompt arrest.
27:53
And the mages sort of flank out and begin
27:55
moving through the space.
27:59
I am...
28:00
I'm grievously sorry that,
28:04
first of all, why
28:06
was I not told directly that
28:08
one of my subordinates was
28:11
a thief in stealing from the Empire?
28:14
My hope was to collect
28:16
evidence to present you with.
28:19
Out of respect for you and the work you
28:21
do here, I wanted to come
28:24
to you with an
28:27
easy solution and an understandable
28:30
set of circumstances. Thank
28:32
you. Thank you both for... But
28:36
why did he cast Magic
28:39
Missile on himself? That
28:42
was me. I did that. I cast the
28:44
Magic Missile when he attacked Bear.
28:46
Oh my God. It all checks
28:48
out. No, it's fine. You have an answer for everything.
28:51
Okay. Thank you.
28:53
I...indoor croquet? I
28:56
was wondering...the thing that got me was the wickets.
28:59
How do you get the wickets in the stone
29:01
floor? Like, I understand. We're kind of here
29:03
on the fringes of the Empire and they get fucking weird,
29:05
but like, no, no indoor croquet. That's
29:08
nothing. I won't lie to you. I know that...I
29:11
know in my role as administrator,
29:14
I have been failing. It
29:16
is because I have given everything
29:18
to my role as lead researcher. When
29:21
you see the Derek tonight, you will understand
29:24
why I have
29:27
been lacking
29:31
in my
29:33
diligence and observation of the
29:36
minutia of the Chantry. And
29:39
I think in this moment, C.V. realizes
29:41
an opportunity to like, consolidate
29:44
a bond. And she just reaches
29:47
out very simply and touches Maro's
29:50
like, elbow and just gives a little nod. He
29:54
looks up at you and you see these sort of big
29:57
watery blue eyes well up
29:59
with tears.
30:04
I was not given much, but I
30:06
was given enough, and I knew that if I could
30:09
stay focused, I would
30:11
be able to contribute something.
30:15
And you see his lip quivers here. I
30:17
would be able to contribute something that mattered,
30:20
something that other mages
30:22
greater than myself would
30:25
see some merit in.
30:28
I wish that
30:31
my work might be a simple
30:36
stepping stone to achieve
30:38
things greater and more glorious
30:41
in the direction of what I have started.
30:46
I will see, my
30:48
attendants are,
30:50
I'm sure, arresting Gilmesh Payne right now. Let
30:52
me, for once, turn my attention
30:54
to the mundane, the material, and the imperial,
30:57
and see to the effecting of this arrest. This
30:59
will be handled, the ship will be ready tonight. You
31:02
have your leave of this place here,
31:04
of the city itself, the
31:07
research library, or if you wish as well,
31:09
your man-at-arms who I
31:11
saw was injured. We
31:16
have an armory, if there's anything
31:18
that... Thank you. Yes.
31:20
I will avail myself to that. Yes,
31:22
of course. And
31:25
the ships will be ready tonight at half
31:28
past ten. I very much look forward
31:30
to seeing
31:31
it.
31:34
Ame and Ursulon, you
31:36
look through ash, ash
31:40
and books and ledgers. It looks like he was
31:42
pretty, you know, someone
31:46
said the magic word that told him his life
31:48
was about to be in shambles. And
31:51
he did the first thing he could think to do as
31:53
an archmage apprentice of the Citadel rounded
31:55
the corner, which was jump into
31:58
my office and burn all this shit.
31:59
You see the fox looks
32:03
up and goes, that
32:05
guy tried to kill me. Yeah,
32:07
he did.
32:08
And I'm sorry that
32:11
I put you in harm's way.
32:12
I'm sorry I put you in harm's way. What? You
32:15
know, you were around.
32:18
Something could have happened.
32:20
Well, yeah, but I mean, like I told you
32:22
to attack him, and if he was
32:24
gonna... I was in harm's way before
32:26
I attacked him. You don't have to
32:28
worry about harm's way. I'm from the forest. You're
32:31
in harm's way all the time.
32:33
Fall down a hill, break your leg, get
32:35
caught in a trap, drown, storm, freeze
32:37
to death, starve, not get enough food.
32:40
Easy, harm's all around.
32:43
Yeah, well, not
32:46
in the forest when you care about someone,
32:49
you try to mitigate that harm, and so this
32:51
is my promise to you to always try
32:53
and make it so that there's less harm around
32:55
you.
32:56
If I see any harm coming for you, I'll make
32:59
it did it. You'll
33:01
what? I'll get it.
33:03
What did you say?
33:04
I said mitigate.
33:08
That means make it go away? Make
33:10
it less, yes. Yeah.
33:14
Okay. If harm comes for you, I'll
33:16
mitigate it. Yeah. Thanks.
33:22
You know what we really shouldn't mitigate
33:24
is all this ash
33:28
and blood everywhere. This place is bad now, huh? Yeah.
33:31
Yes, this place is bad now. Let's
33:35
go find some of that fish slurry
33:37
and mitigate that. Am I using
33:40
it right? You
33:42
know what? I'm proud of you. You're
33:44
using a new word in a sentence. There
33:46
you go. That's how you mitigate it. That
33:49
one was left. No, that doesn't work. That doesn't work.
33:52
Okay, all right. Well, you keep trying
33:54
until you get it right. And, you know,
33:56
if you do that, you will mitigate.
34:00
I'm gonna write, mistakes.
34:04
Yay, and we're back. And we're back, okay,
34:06
I got that one. I can't get what it means. We
34:09
go to find Suvi. Yeah,
34:11
I'm gonna pull up alongside Ame while
34:14
we're walking. Yeah, I think it was
34:16
just quietly following the fox,
34:19
standing next to you. It
34:22
was, I had
34:25
no idea what I was doing. You're
34:28
not used to planning, is that okay? To
34:31
be honest with you, spirits
34:34
and wherever
34:37
witches lie, I never
34:39
big on plans and following
34:41
them.
34:42
No, but I feel like if we
34:44
keep doing this, it's going to keep happening the same
34:46
way. Yeah, that's true. Suvi's going to step
34:48
in and
34:50
handle it. And it's
34:53
impressive. And I
34:55
just, I don't like being carried.
34:59
I don't like you carrying me. I
35:03
should be able to handle myself.
35:06
That's not really how it
35:08
works with us. Just like
35:10
I told the fox, you know? You
35:12
mitigate harm around you
35:14
as much as you can. You're
35:16
not a burden on anybody, okay? And
35:19
look, I'm still getting
35:21
used to this too. I don't, there's
35:24
just things here in the city that don't
35:26
make sense to me. And
35:29
if I am being honest with
35:31
myself, I don't want Suvi
35:33
to see that.
35:35
This is, this
35:37
is different. She went off and she
35:39
became this big, fancy city wizard.
35:42
And I, you know,
35:44
this
35:45
is really different than that somewhere on the farm
35:47
where I got to show her the ropes and
35:50
looked like I knew what I was doing. But I'm really out of my
35:52
element here. And I think you're feeling a little
35:54
of that too, but. Okay,
35:58
here's the deal. We're gonna do our best.
35:59
to learn and observe
36:02
and not make more wizards run
36:04
away, fearing
36:07
for their lives.
36:12
And maybe it's okay if we ask Suvi
36:15
for some pointers sometimes. Yeah.
36:18
We gotta make it clear, cause it's not that we're
36:20
dumb. We're not dumb. We're not dumb.
36:23
We're capable. Yes, we are very capable. We're just capable
36:25
in other ways. Yeah, everybody's got
36:27
their strengths. Yes. I mean, I'm
36:29
the strong man of film. Yes. I
36:32
have to stop saying it. You took down
36:34
that door like it was nothing. The
36:36
second time. Well,
36:38
we got there. We got there.
36:42
All right, we'll do better. We'll do better. You
36:48
round the corner, Suvi. I think
36:50
Maro has already gone off to sea towards
36:52
pain. Probably you're actually
36:54
back in your quarters at this point. Yeah. You
36:58
all reconvene.
37:00
And you see the sort of
37:02
running into the room already come, you
37:04
see that like, no matter how kind of frightening
37:06
and traumatic things are that the Fox
37:08
is already completely back to neutral. He's
37:11
great. Yeah. He's-
37:13
He's brilliant. He walks up, he looks up at you Suvi and he
37:15
goes, oh, I
37:17
don't know how the hell you bit that guy standing
37:20
so far away. But I'll tell you this, I
37:22
set him up, you knock him down.
37:24
I just wanna offer him a little bitty fist bump. You
37:27
pause. You have a little
37:29
loving paw on your fist. I kiss it, I don't know. Thank
37:32
you. Weird.
37:35
Are you okay? I'm
37:38
fine. Yeah, how about you? I'm
37:42
fine. You
37:45
brought him back. I
37:48
couldn't, it just felt
37:50
like it didn't have to go that way. And
37:53
it was my folly that it did. What
37:55
do you mean? I just, I
37:58
wanted, I- It felt good
38:01
that I thought that I
38:04
could be the person who would
38:07
help, you know, that I
38:09
could sneak in. And so I said, I do
38:11
it. And then the opportunity availed itself
38:13
to and I did. And then things
38:15
didn't go well and everything
38:19
went sideways and he ended
38:21
up
38:22
bleeding out. And so
38:24
I took that apart
38:26
myself. It did not have to go sideways
38:28
in that way. Ursulan, he's
38:31
going to die. If
38:35
not in his office, we'll
38:38
gallows will kill him. We
38:41
consigned him to death the moment we told
38:43
him why we were here.
38:46
What do you think you did? Well,
38:49
I'm sorry Suvi. I'm not as good
38:52
at this as you are. I…
38:55
No, I…
38:56
I'm sorry.
39:00
Things are different in the Citadel.
39:04
It's hard here. But
39:09
the law is clear. Treason
39:12
is met with death. At
39:15
our hands or in outlaws, doesn't
39:18
really matter. But
39:21
I appreciate your penchant for mercy.
39:25
I… I
39:27
don't know. I mean,
39:30
I was performing a circus two
39:33
or three weeks ago.
39:35
Now I'm deciding if…
39:40
If wizards should live or
39:42
die here or die there, it's just…
39:47
It's a lot.
39:50
I haven't really ever traveled much outside
39:52
of the village. And this
39:55
is all
39:56
bad. It feels bad.
40:01
It's like the rules that
40:03
I spent my whole life learning
40:05
are just not applicable here. And
40:08
so I'm sorry if I seem like I'm trying
40:11
to question you or anything.
40:13
I just don't know. Please
40:17
help us, Suvi.
40:18
I guess that's really what we're asking for.
40:21
Yeah. No, no. Oh,
40:24
God. And Suvi just goes over and makes sure the
40:26
door is closed and locked. Kind
40:28
of brings everyone as far away from where
40:30
anyone could overhear. You're
40:33
fine.
40:34
I'm sorry.
40:37
This is the thing they train us for. It's
40:39
not good, but... But
40:42
how do you know? Like, how do you know that that
40:44
man should have
40:46
died or what to do? Like,
40:49
you always know what to do.
40:50
I mean, that's... You spent
40:53
the last 15 years training
40:56
with Grandmother Ren. I
40:58
went to the desert and
41:01
survived it. All
41:04
I know is how to make hard choices. But
41:08
it's
41:08
the first time in my life I actually have to make
41:10
them, and it's not easy. For
41:13
whatever that's worth. I'm
41:15
sorry. No,
41:18
don't. No
41:20
one should be apologizing. Yeah. And
41:23
when those kinds of decisions become easy, I think
41:25
is when we have a real problem. Oh. Yeah,
41:29
maybe. Okay,
41:31
well, we've fulfilled our end of the bargain.
41:33
Yes, I mean, we
41:36
can go get Wavebreaker now. I
41:39
mean, it's... I can. I
41:42
kind of want to see whatever
41:44
Mara was working on. There's something deeply
41:47
wrong with that Derek
41:49
out there. I mean, you guys
41:52
saw that they're...
41:56
The wands? They're
41:58
large tanks. Yeah, it
42:01
feels like they're preparing for war. The,
42:05
the, the Azure Battalion
42:07
you mean? Yeah. They're going
42:09
to fight. I mean, you saw those big barrels
42:12
and I saw wizards
42:15
earlier in the research library
42:17
bandaged. All of this feels
42:20
wrong. It doesn't feel peaceful or calm
42:23
at all. And maybe if we spend
42:25
just a couple more hours, we
42:27
can have a better insight
42:30
on whatever's happening. I agree. And
42:33
I taste the
42:34
salt water in my mouth
42:37
and a knot in my stomach.
42:40
It isn't magical or
42:42
anything like the tangled roots that were there before,
42:44
but is deeply
42:47
connected to this place and whatever is happening.
42:49
So we'll
42:53
see the Derek and then, then
42:56
treat with gallows. Yes. Also,
43:00
do you want some armor? Look, look,
43:02
I kind of run this joint now. We
43:05
can go and go get some stuff. You want any
43:06
stuff? I mean, you did say there's
43:08
a war on, on, you know,
43:11
coming and I would like to be better
43:13
prepared. I mean, I think I
43:16
have this, I have this cheap sword that I got
43:18
from Finley that I didn't even have. I
43:20
had room. So yeah, I would, I would
43:22
take something, uh, something better.
43:25
Let's
43:25
go out fit our little guardian. Little,
43:28
just staring at you like
43:30
a little guy. All right. All
43:33
right. Uh,
43:35
hell yeah. So you
43:38
have a couple hours until you head over to the armory.
43:39
Yeah. Yeah.
43:42
Shopping.
43:58
Um, so you have a couple hours. You
44:00
head over to the Armory? Yeah. Yeah. Shopping.
44:04
Shopping. Incredible.
44:07
So what I'll say is this, anyone
44:11
who wants to can give me an investigation
44:14
or an arcana. Oh, shit. Those
44:16
are things I like and I'm good at. Can I have help
44:18
from the fox? Yes, the fox will help. Shit. And
44:21
I will do guidance for
44:24
anybody who needs it. Oh, can I have it? Yeah,
44:27
I'll take it. Take that guidance.
44:28
Do you mind if I take your familiar and... Yeah,
44:31
yeah, I can help you out. All right, thanks, fox.
44:35
So I'll be honest with you.
44:38
We got some really good roles
44:40
in here. We got a Dirty 20
44:43
from Ursulon. We got
44:45
a 17 over here. What did we get over here? We got 23.
44:49
So the three of you having
44:51
had this quite
44:52
harrowing afternoon,
44:55
violence in the halls of the Kalabel
44:57
Chantry of
45:01
the Septress Chorus with Guildmage Payne, who
45:03
is apparently sprinted out of here, unclear whether he's
45:05
been captured by the attendant mages and
45:09
Guildmage Moro, the head of the Sanctum. You had came to
45:12
blows.
45:16
Ursulon was injured by wizard's magic for
45:18
the first time. Oh. Not
45:21
grievously so, but nonetheless injured. And you find yourselves
45:24
walking down one of the court's hallways
45:27
on the ground floor as sort of a
45:29
warehouse and
45:33
more kind of technological
45:35
industrial holding areas of
45:38
the Sanctum give out and
45:40
flare out from the tower's bay. So
45:43
you're sort of no longer in the Sanctum proper anymore. You've
45:46
walked down a kind of interior passage. You see that there's windows
45:48
on either side that face out to these like white gravel
45:50
court courtyards
45:54
and walk
45:55
into an armory as it is so called.
45:59
Armory is sort of a
46:02
immediately, I think, for Aime and Ursulon.
46:05
Your idea of what will be awaiting you is instantly
46:08
dispelled as a very quiet
46:11
meditative wooden room
46:13
unveils itself, something like being in
46:18
a well-appointed study. There are
46:20
small blue fabric
46:23
chairs. The things here are a little bit less
46:25
ostentatious than in the Sanctum, no
46:27
one's trying to be impressed. But even so, it gives
46:30
way more of the feeling of a drawing
46:32
room in a private manner than it does
46:35
when you think of an armory.
46:38
Large wardrobes are filled
46:41
with azure coats,
46:43
sort of military coats. You see that the
46:45
only things that are visible at the moment are the
46:48
coats in the open wardrobes, and
46:50
there is an entire wall lined
46:53
with these imperial war staves.
46:57
There are sort of, there's one
46:59
little section open that you see is, it first
47:02
looks like a bench, but you realize that
47:04
the front of it can be sort of lifted up,
47:06
and at this moment, it is slightly ajar, and
47:09
there are just a lot of boots underneath
47:11
there. Your
47:13
investigation checks were quite high.
47:16
So for our purposes, this is almost a combination
47:18
investigation check and luck check. What
47:21
you would realize, Suvi
47:23
in this moment as well, is
47:26
there's a lot of stuff in here. There's
47:28
no one in here taking care of it right now. You're
47:31
in the sanctum, all the people that would stop you
47:33
from getting, the point of this place is
47:35
that it's available to the soldiers who need
47:37
it, so there's not someone here sort
47:39
of guarding it. But normally,
47:41
you know there would be a process of checking
47:43
this stuff out. You
47:45
probably don't need to do that, but
47:47
it's rude not to do it, because someone will get in
47:49
a lot of trouble if something just goes missing. I
47:52
think that you know that your station
47:54
here affords you the license to do whatever the hell
47:56
you want with consequences.
47:59
Right?
48:01
But I think the important thing is the big
48:04
set piece is sort of these staves. There's
48:07
an entire wall that should be full of them, but
48:09
of course many of the Azure Battalion have
48:11
there. So there's space for about 60 and
48:14
there's probably 14 left up on the wall. So
48:16
much like being in a pool hall where all the queues
48:19
have been taken off because they're being used, there's just a
48:21
couple of them left.
48:24
That being said, there are drawers
48:27
set into the wall, cabinets that are all
48:29
closed. And looking at them,
48:31
you're sort of going, where would big
48:33
pole arms and swords and axes be? But of
48:36
course this is a wizard's armory. So
48:38
it's a lot more genteel
48:41
and sedate than that. Ursulon
48:43
is immediately crestfallen. Oh no!
48:50
Immediately on your investigation, I will tell you that
48:52
more than half the room, you're able to quickly rule
48:54
out. The boots, they're magical,
48:57
they will not fit Ursulon. The
48:59
jackets, they're magical, they will not fit Ursulon. Okay.
49:02
Come
49:04
on, Ursulon is looking at a rack
49:07
at the gap and being like, if I go more
49:09
to the right, do we get larger? Do
49:12
we get larger? No. Or
49:14
try on the inside. A medium?
49:15
I'm trying to sort
49:18
of. Yes, could you stitch it, is that
49:20
possible? A dress in front of men to stitch
49:22
it. And of course you're looking. Slumpy. And
49:24
of course you're looking at Ursulon's
49:27
glamored self holding a jacket
49:30
that absolutely. I'm five feet, I'm
49:32
five inches taller than I, like
49:34
even my seven foot one is not my
49:37
full size. Yes, exactly. So
49:40
funny. I definitely
49:42
rip two or three robes to start. Just,
49:45
oh, I'm sorry.
49:49
I thought maybe it would, I thought
49:51
it would stretch magically or something. Nothing.
49:54
Great.
49:54
Thank you, just pass that over here. Suvi
49:57
is sitting with the ledger, kind of keeping track
49:59
of what we're grabbing. She'll just start passively
50:01
mending everything. Go ahead, take
50:03
your time. I'm pulling things
50:05
off the rack and as if
50:07
a fashion montage is happening.
50:10
Ooh, try this one. Suddenly,
50:11
I see. Of course. Oh, no, Suvi.
50:14
Here we go. I'm
50:17
ending, I'm ending. Maybe just a hat here.
50:18
Okay. I think Suvi. Oh,
50:21
maybe you're not a hat guy. No, Suvi, please. I
50:23
think you got it. You get a hat that can perch.
50:27
You get a hat that can perch on your head, but
50:29
it's one of those sort of cavalry officers' hat that
50:31
has a chin strap and it won't not even
50:33
close. Just fully blocking my eyes. Do
50:36
we think, do we think this, could
50:38
I just, oh, no, sorry, sorry,
50:40
sorry.
50:41
It's a look. Can you just remember
50:44
what this looks like and use your magic to replicate
50:46
it? Yeah, but that's, come on, Suvi.
50:48
Okay, I'm sorry. Come on, Suvi. I'm sorry.
50:51
Happy that hat. I think also, Suvi, you'd be aware that
50:53
some of this stuff, the jackets and hats and boots, for example,
50:56
bear the crest of the Azure Battalion.
50:58
So it's not wrong for you to, I mean,
51:00
it does magical stuff. I wouldn't fault you for taking
51:02
it, but it will lead to interesting social
51:04
interactions, as opposed to some of the stuff in
51:06
the armory that's a little bit left. So
51:09
the number one thing that I actually want to even make you roll for,
51:12
I'm handing a little index card. Ah! The
51:15
first thing you see are the Imperial Wars,
51:17
Dave's, but I'll let Suvi describe to you
51:19
because you can see what they do and what they're called. I'll
51:21
let Suvi take it away and explain whether Ursulan wants
51:23
that or not.
51:24
Suvi watches. After
51:27
you've grabbed a couple, I was like, can
51:29
you just, hey, go grab a matchstick.
51:32
Oh, all right. I guess
51:34
I'll take one of those staves down. Yeah. So
51:39
there, look,
51:41
the Azure Battalion and any
51:44
sort of war mage, all of this
51:46
is, yeah, you can hit it with the pointy end,
51:48
but it helps you cast magic more effectively.
51:51
Cantrips mostly, because these are all
51:53
shit wizards, but they're good at hitting stuff. We
51:56
love cannon fodder. So
51:58
it's like a straight line.
51:59
like Suvi's staff?
52:02
Oh, Suvi's staff is meant to wield
52:05
status and respect. These staves are
52:07
all bound on either end with brass
52:09
studs into a leather sort
52:12
of harness or sash that
52:14
allows you to shoulder these staves. So
52:18
you can carry them over one shoulder when you're marching,
52:21
they come off, they're wielded in two hands, but you
52:23
see that the way they're wielded, they're not like
52:25
quarter staves you've seen. Like, yes, you can
52:27
hit people with them, but fundamentally
52:29
you see that there is an end and
52:32
because these have seen some use, you see where
52:34
the slang term matchstick comes
52:36
from, which is that one of the
52:38
banded ends is covered in a little bit of soot
52:41
and that these are basically for firing
52:43
fire bolts, cantrips, things
52:46
of that nature.
52:47
They need help to cast cantrips. Gross.
52:52
Is this like the things that I make?
52:55
Oh. You know,
52:58
how I put magic into little things and
53:01
then I'll give them to people. Do you like that? Kind
53:04
of, but yours are... And
53:08
I think you see Suvi kind of just
53:10
like shakes her wrist a little bit and she's
53:13
still wearing the like sort
53:15
of no longer charged charm
53:17
bracelet. No,
53:20
because the magic on these
53:23
is sort of permanent. I think yours are
53:25
sort of one and done, right?
53:27
Yeah, it's permanent. Oh
53:30
yeah. Yeah, I pick one up
53:32
and I inspect it. Go ahead and give
53:34
me an arcana check.
53:37
Nine. Oh no. You
53:40
really don't understand
53:43
some elements of this. It has
53:45
a permanent magical effect
53:47
on it and it's up on the wall like candy
53:50
in a candy shop.
53:51
The full weight
53:53
of the Imperium,
53:55
the Citadel,
53:57
what it means to have something
53:59
like this. these staves
54:01
were made by people
54:04
who didn't know the names or
54:06
faces of who would end up using them.
54:09
But
54:09
then what if they're used for bad things? What
54:13
do you mean? I mean... These
54:16
are all used by soldiers of the Imperium. I
54:19
mean, I don't mean to sound naive here. But
54:22
people are people, and this is a lot
54:25
of power for just a person
54:28
to have
54:29
in their pocket. Aime
54:31
is probably reacting to the mass
54:33
production of magical objects. But
54:36
you're also aware of how not powerful these magical
54:38
items are. One of the things about these staves
54:40
is they don't have any spells in them. They literally
54:42
don't... A normal person picking this up
54:44
would not be able to do anything with it. It relies
54:47
on the wielder already being able to cast
54:49
a cantrip. All they serve to do
54:51
is take a spell you can already cast at
54:53
will and make it a little bit more accurate.
54:56
Yeah, and thinking back to the
54:58
actual systems inside of the
55:01
Citadel. The pooling of magic.
55:04
We have whole systems where low-level
55:06
wizards dump their spell slots into pools
55:09
for better wizards to use. Suvi's
55:11
mind kind of... I think Aime
55:14
would see Suvi go away
55:16
a little bit in her own head. As
55:18
she imagines the more impressive
55:20
versions of all
55:22
of the magical items she's seen and all of the
55:25
incredible industry
55:28
around magic. Instead
55:31
of speaking to any of that, Suvi just kind of nods
55:34
and tries to... Oh, look at
55:36
what Ursulon's found. Ursulon
55:39
is definitely like having a real kid
55:42
with a present he didn't want energy at
55:44
this point. Which is like he's holding
55:46
the matchstick and being like... This
55:48
is... Yeah. I
55:52
bet. But kind of leaning over
55:54
to the drawers and kind of looking
55:56
for Suvi's permission to start opening more stuff
55:59
to find any...
55:59
anything else. Yeah. I'm
56:02
just really fascinated by this because
56:04
I just I don't understand quite
56:06
the it all is very technical,
56:09
I guess, but I would really
56:11
love to have a chance at some
56:13
point to study these and to see if there's
56:15
a way to do something
56:18
like this again. What
56:20
do you mean? Yeah, you can have one. Yeah,
56:23
take one. Okay. I'll
56:25
go out the ledger and put two matchsticks and then
56:28
cross it out and write imperial
56:30
wars tapes. All right, Ursulon's done.
56:32
Ursulon's opening other stuff. Yeah, open. Go,
56:35
go, go. So I'll go ahead. We'll resolve
56:37
this initial investigation check. I'll say
56:39
on a 17, on a 17, Ame opens a cabinet
56:41
next to or actually
56:44
at the edge of the line of
56:51
jackets, you see that on a little
56:53
stool wrapped up in wax paper
56:56
is a
56:56
stack of fabric that
56:58
you realize it's like a thick stack of fabric
57:01
that are all in squares and you realize they're little
57:03
kind of diaphanous bandanas. They
57:06
have there's a wavy cream
57:08
and green pattern to them
57:11
and they are there. They're in a stack like
57:13
sort of like freshly laundered napkins and there's
57:15
a ton of them.
57:17
I keep saying that I don't need more
57:19
fabrics and things, but I
57:21
always think that there's just a little project that I
57:23
can use it for the future.
57:24
It's like when we were leaving the cottage. You
57:27
recognize these because these appear to be more like
57:30
of a texture that doesn't
57:33
seem, it seems that this has been like requisitioned
57:36
from a local more than it has
57:38
like come from the empire. You
57:40
find a stack of magical. You
57:44
find a stack of these.
57:46
So,
57:48
and you recognize why this like local
57:50
chapter of the Azure battalion has needed them. This
57:53
is a little stack of which fire
57:55
veils. They're just for
57:57
wrapping around your nose and mouth while you're.
57:59
you're out dealing with like dangerous magical
58:02
smoke. So actually. Oh.
58:05
So Ami finds that, off in a corner,
58:07
you find the good stuff that actually probably Ursuline
58:09
could wear without clocking too much social
58:11
heat because they're pretty, they don't have any crests
58:14
or symbols on them, which are just
58:17
golden
58:18
bracers that
58:21
go on the forearm. They
58:24
are of like sort of a hardened
58:26
leather, essentially very light, good
58:28
for spell work, not very heavy, but
58:31
they're, you know, they're like handy. They have
58:33
a minor abjuration on them. See,
58:36
we've got big mom energy wherever you are. Like try
58:38
these on, sweetie. Okay. All
58:41
right, yes. Oh, these fit.
58:45
And the last thing, Ursuline, you
58:47
open a, you're looking at a bunch
58:48
of empty drawers and you open a
58:50
big wide drawer. The drawer's almost like
58:53
four and a half feet wide, but very
58:55
shallow. It's only like a few inches tall. And
58:57
as you open it, you see these
59:00
lovely certain, like black velvet
59:02
surfaces with all these little slits in them.
59:05
And then you see that while
59:07
it is mostly empty, there are rows
59:09
and rows of rings, like
59:12
a jeweler's shop. You
59:14
see that there are several,
59:16
there are bronze
59:18
rings, copper rings,
59:21
and coral rings.
59:23
Mm. Suvi, you would know off the
59:25
top
59:26
that it's only safe to wear two magical rings at
59:28
once. Also, these are
59:30
not marked with the Azure Batalia. These are way wider
59:32
use within the empire in general. These
59:36
are sort of citadel made, mass
59:38
produced magical rings.
59:41
Go
59:44
ahead and you can give me a,
59:47
give me an arcana check. And
59:50
what'd you get? What'd you get?
59:51
What'd you get?
59:54
I was gonna say 15 gets you
59:57
one, 10, 20 gets you two. You're able to instantly
59:59
identify.
59:59
all three of these types of rings,
1:00:02
because the Azure Battalion are
1:00:05
all kids, they are all usually
1:00:07
people that were at least assigned to be wizards
1:00:09
going forward and they fight magically,
1:00:13
there are a lot of rings that are made
1:00:15
to basically bolster their innate abilities
1:00:18
for non-combat purposes.
1:00:21
So these rings are all basically like
1:00:23
non-combat, for
1:00:25
non-combat jobs. You know that
1:00:27
the bronze rings are called stewards
1:00:30
rings, which is basically to give to wizards that
1:00:32
have to do cargo,
1:00:35
longshoremen, porter, kind of carrying
1:00:37
and unloading stuff. The copper rings are
1:00:39
scouts rings, which are for
1:00:42
watchmen, scouts, people that are in guard
1:00:44
duty. And then there are
1:00:46
these coral rings, which you
1:00:49
actually haven't seen these before, but
1:00:51
you just look at the little, you
1:00:53
can see an arcane mark in the velvet that
1:00:56
you can just speak the sort of irulian, you
1:00:58
know, and you guys have been called sailors
1:01:01
rings.
1:01:02
So stewards rings, scouts rings and sailors
1:01:04
rings. And I'll give them to you and let you
1:01:06
interpret the game abilities into what
1:01:08
Suvi would be able to say. I think Ursuline
1:01:11
just kind of grabs a handful of
1:01:13
them. It's
1:01:16
like, Suvi I found these. What
1:01:18
do they do? And
1:01:20
would they fit on my fingers? These
1:01:22
magical rings, you know, are a
1:01:25
little bit less shoddy than the Azure battalion
1:01:27
stuff their Citadel made. They will resize.
1:01:30
Where's
1:01:34
the coral from? What kind of coral
1:01:36
is it? I don't know.
1:01:39
And I just hand you a ring so you can stare at it.
1:01:41
While Suvi just sort of contemplates all
1:01:43
three. Okay, we're gonna put the bronze
1:01:46
rings away cause that's for, you
1:01:48
know, like someone
1:01:50
that would be carrying bags and I don't want
1:01:53
that on you, but the copper.
1:01:56
Okay. Copper is good. This
1:01:58
is a scouts ring. Okay.
1:01:59
It will help with
1:02:03
perception. And I think
1:02:06
since you are not only the strongest man in
1:02:08
Silbray, but our protector, it'll
1:02:12
help you get the drop on whatever
1:02:14
we come up against.
1:02:16
That sounds right. Yes.
1:02:21
Yeah, I immediately put the bronze rings back. I don't like
1:02:23
them. I
1:02:26
think there's something, there's enough, like Suvi
1:02:28
has enough internal bias, that
1:02:31
like, oh, when you see that, you're like, ooh, gosh.
1:02:33
Give me an insight check, Ame.
1:02:35
I
1:02:37
think that you can see,
1:02:41
as Suvi sort of discards the
1:02:43
bronze ring,
1:02:45
there's an element of judgment in Suvi about
1:02:48
what the bronze ring signifies, that
1:02:51
you would clock, I think, a little
1:02:53
bit along the same vibe with
1:02:56
this whole chantry in general of the kind
1:02:59
of things wizards look down
1:03:02
on.
1:03:02
I mean, if it's about carrying
1:03:04
things, I carry a lot of things.
1:03:07
Can I, can I, can I look up that one?
1:03:11
Yeah, I guess it helps with your strength.
1:03:13
I think I handed you the card back. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:03:16
Yeah. It makes you, if you
1:03:18
want to be a little pack mule, go ahead,
1:03:21
maybe put a glove on over it though. But
1:03:24
why? That's
1:03:27
right as heck.
1:03:29
I mean, we get the, yeah.
1:03:32
Yeah, I guess. You don't want to be strong?
1:03:35
I am strong. Yes,
1:03:39
ma'am. And I like that.
1:03:43
Oh, wow. These sailor
1:03:45
rings though.
1:03:47
This allows you to breathe underwater. What?
1:03:51
I mean, yeah, I'm
1:03:54
going back to the, get my own.
1:03:57
Remember, you can only wear two. So
1:04:01
pick your two. Is it a style thing? Oh,
1:04:03
it's a magical load thing. Oh,
1:04:06
okay. Got it. It wouldn't be. It's
1:04:08
not just like you would look weird having a bunch of... Oh,
1:04:10
no. No, not at all. Okay. I will
1:04:12
be taking Suvi's suggestion. So
1:04:15
on his left middle finger, he'll
1:04:18
wear the sailor's ring. And
1:04:20
on his right index finger, he'll wear the copper
1:04:22
ring. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. The scouts ring. The
1:04:25
scouts ring. Incredible. This
1:04:27
is fascinating. The amount of power
1:04:29
that is in these permanently?
1:04:32
Mm-hmm. Incredible. I
1:04:34
would love to take one of the bronze rings,
1:04:37
so I can carry a lot of different
1:04:39
things. I could
1:04:41
wrestle so
1:04:42
many goats with this ring.
1:04:45
I would also like to get a scouts ring, because
1:04:47
I could do with a little more vigilance. Do
1:04:51
these rings feel any sort of way, putting
1:04:53
them on? What I would actually love for you to
1:04:55
do is to give me a constitution saving throw. Okay.
1:04:58
Why did I ask?
1:05:00
That's a seven. You
1:05:03
put the copper ring
1:05:05
on, and the
1:05:09
sensation is not
1:05:11
actually a terrible one as you put it on. I think
1:05:13
that constitution save means you're just very...
1:05:17
You feel the stimulation of
1:05:19
the magical effects taking over you very
1:05:21
palpably. You're not guarded
1:05:23
to the change in your physiology.
1:05:26
However, you put on the scouts ring, and
1:05:29
immediately the way you feel is just a
1:05:31
little bit
1:05:34
buzzed in a kind of caffeinated
1:05:37
way. You find yourself with
1:05:39
an abundance of focus
1:05:43
that doesn't feel unpleasant,
1:05:46
but you find yourself noting
1:05:49
more things. You're not getting
1:05:51
distracted very easily
1:05:54
as you wear this ring. So, whereas
1:05:57
before putting all your focus into a
1:05:59
ring,
1:05:59
You notice the ring, but you also notice
1:06:02
the two soldiers walking by and in a courtyard
1:06:04
you notice Sort of Creek
1:06:07
in a hallway outside. It's it
1:06:10
is a little bit I think Arson takes the ring
1:06:12
off like it for a second just like and
1:06:14
you see him like shaking his hand. It's
1:06:18
it is
1:06:19
It is palpable the
1:06:21
difference And
1:06:25
then I'm gonna try
1:06:26
to yawn if you can pop your ears
1:06:28
kind of helps oh Okay, yes Specific
1:06:42
physiology as a spirit
1:06:44
maybe
1:06:48
I'm not getting the popping
1:06:51
you were talking about Some
1:06:53
gum here hold on. I'm a do you have any gum
1:06:55
like a chewy food? Yeah, yeah, oh I
1:06:57
also have fruit
1:07:00
Making
1:07:12
Papa's ears, but it is just nice to focus on something
1:07:14
else
1:07:15
I I was like I also
1:07:17
I take a bronze ring and a copper ring
1:07:19
I take
1:07:22
an extra bronze
1:07:24
ring and I-I
1:07:27
check it is it Would
1:07:29
it be okay for non humans to wear
1:07:31
it? I? Don't know if you
1:07:34
know I don't know if you know offhand
1:07:36
you can give me an arcana check if you want Oh boy,
1:07:39
that's a one. Do you slide
1:07:41
a bronze ring onto
1:07:44
your finger before
1:07:45
Sort of questioning what it would do
1:07:47
to something. Yes. Yes. I
1:07:49
poke a I poke a digit into
1:07:51
it tentatively It feels
1:07:54
like touching a source of electricity if and
1:07:56
it's in that way that it numbs. It's
1:07:58
not pain, but boy
1:07:59
Boy is it an unpleasant sensation. And
1:08:03
you start to sweat
1:08:05
profusely and feel sick to
1:08:07
your stomach.
1:08:08
Whoa. Okay.
1:08:15
She wants my spearmint and fruit to tell.
1:08:18
Okay. No, why are you all? Go
1:08:22
ahead and give me a history check.
1:08:26
Oh, Suvi, go ahead and give me a history check.
1:08:28
Oh, me, okay, sorry. 20, 30, 20.
1:08:30
You
1:08:33
recognize that one
1:08:36
of the pieces of advice they give to soldiers in the Azure Battalion
1:08:38
is not to take these rings off lightly. And
1:08:41
you also remember that on the first day they
1:08:43
get them, they're not assigned anything. You think that
1:08:45
the first day of wearing these, you
1:08:48
are pretty, it's a
1:08:50
pretty intense process of like
1:08:53
accepting and assimilating and
1:08:56
dealing with the effect of the ring.
1:08:58
There's a bit of a... Okay.
1:09:02
Good. It's kind of a curve. I
1:09:06
rummage through my pouches and pull out my herbalism
1:09:08
kit and I pop some ginger into my
1:09:11
mouth and start chewing it up.
1:09:12
Oh. Okay.
1:09:16
I'm fine. This is fine, it'll be fine.
1:09:18
Hey, Fox. What?
1:09:21
Um,
1:09:24
how would you like to
1:09:26
mitigate some harm with
1:09:29
a little experiment that might make you a little
1:09:31
uncomfortable?
1:09:34
No.
1:09:36
That's fair. I
1:09:39
respect your bodily autonomy.
1:09:42
Great, because I can smell you sweating and I
1:09:45
don't want to do whatever it is. Okay. Okay.
1:09:48
Um, yes, yes. Are you going to put
1:09:51
one of the rings on the fox? Only
1:09:53
if he wanted it. How
1:09:57
cool would it be if
1:09:59
we had a... strong-ass Fox. That's
1:10:02
a good point. Hey Fox. Yeah.
1:10:05
Please let me put one of these rings on
1:10:07
you. What do I get in return? You
1:10:10
want some more of that fish slurry from earlier? Give me a persuasion
1:10:12
check. We're
1:10:15
both looking at him. Seven.
1:10:19
Let me be clear. I don't,
1:10:21
I'm never putting, I
1:10:23
should have made this clear the moment we met.
1:10:26
I'm never putting clothes on. And
1:10:28
that's clothes.
1:10:28
Look,
1:10:31
I'm just gonna say, I'm so glad
1:10:34
you're here with me, but if I had
1:10:36
known that going into this, it might
1:10:38
have turned out a little different.
1:10:39
Tough break. Tough
1:10:42
break, bus. I can't choose your family.
1:10:45
Yeah. You
1:10:49
put on the coral ring as well, or something. Yes. You
1:10:52
put on the coral ring and do not have any such reaction
1:10:54
to it. It feels, you don't feel any change
1:10:56
on your body as you put the coral ring on.
1:10:58
I want to say very specifically, Suvi didn't take
1:11:00
anything because of the
1:11:03
ledger optics of if it looked
1:11:05
like she took something too and
1:11:08
that somehow a wizard of the Citadel
1:11:11
was ill-equipped. Yes. Which
1:11:13
is obnoxious. Copy that. I hear
1:11:15
you. Suvi and Ursula
1:11:17
both see
1:11:19
Ami stealing something
1:11:21
from the room. Erika
1:11:24
just passed me a little note, but the role was not high
1:11:26
enough. What do you steal with an emblem on
1:11:28
it? Do you steal one of the boots or do you steal a
1:11:30
jacket or something? Just a jacket, I think. Yeah,
1:11:32
steal a little jacket.
1:11:33
Shove it into my back. Suvi
1:11:36
marks something down into the ledger,
1:11:38
but does not say anything. Ursula
1:11:42
looks to see it, Suvi sees that
1:11:44
she doesn't mind it and thinks. Oh,
1:11:47
Suvi minds. You can see it in her face. She's pissed
1:11:49
off at this, but she's not gonna say anything. So
1:11:52
all of you leave this area, you
1:11:54
have a little while before the boat.
1:12:00
What do you do in
1:12:01
the intervening? Aimee, you feel sick as
1:12:03
hell. I'm gonna take a
1:12:06
little nappy nap. Cool. Aimee
1:12:09
goes to take a nap, and just double checking again one time.
1:12:11
Two copper rings, one coral ring, one
1:12:13
bronze ring, and a jacket and a pair of bracers.
1:12:16
Did we not take any
1:12:16
of the witchfire veils? Did you explain the witchfire?
1:12:19
I took four, the witchfire veils, and
1:12:21
then you said one matchstick.
1:12:24
And a matchstick, if you want
1:12:26
it. Okay. I said the matchstick. I
1:12:28
said the matchstick. Cool. Well,
1:12:32
our first big getting of cool
1:12:34
magical gear. Yay! There it is. There it is. Yay! Give
1:12:36
me some water, bro. Now I need water.
1:12:38
Ha ha ha ha.
1:12:41
You spent some time, and actually, you
1:12:43
all do take an hour to attune
1:12:46
to your magical gear, which
1:12:50
is sort of what this process is. Your
1:12:52
attunement, Ursulon, is just getting used to
1:12:54
the new sort of amount of like sensory
1:12:57
information. Oh, and I was just gonna say that
1:12:59
Ursulon spends the time drinking wine,
1:13:01
trying to like meet in some kind
1:13:03
of middle of like, I don't want to be
1:13:05
able to hear everything.
1:13:07
But
1:13:10
you can also feel the coral ring. You do
1:13:12
sort of feel a,
1:13:16
there's something sort of like interesting
1:13:18
in this. I think you feel the quality, like
1:13:21
inside of your glamor, you feel the quality
1:13:24
of your fur change a little
1:13:26
bit. There's something to your plumage in your fur where
1:13:29
it becomes
1:13:31
not in an unpleasant way. It
1:13:34
shines
1:13:34
a little more as you realize that there's kind
1:13:37
of a healthy natural
1:13:39
oil on it. There's something that like makes
1:13:42
it a little bit more, almost like a polar
1:13:44
bear or an otter's fur or something like that, that
1:13:46
if you were to suddenly submerge, you would
1:13:48
not soak. Instead, it would sleeken.
1:13:51
It would become like, although it would be very
1:13:53
easy to become a chronic. There's water. There's
1:13:57
water.
1:13:57
Like water off under Solon's
1:13:59
back. I
1:14:02
want to say during that time, I absolutely
1:14:05
attempted to fully
1:14:07
pack the whatever that like
1:14:11
flower pressed book that Maro
1:14:13
gave me. I'm trying to keep it. So I'm
1:14:15
like packing it into my stuff. It's mine now.
1:14:18
Gotcha. So you had to not open it. You're
1:14:20
just packing it away. Yeah. That hour
1:14:22
wasn't enough time. I think she's got other stuff on her mind and
1:14:24
she didn't want to get lost in this
1:14:26
before going and doing something else. Incredible.
1:14:29
So you didn't give me either stealth or sleight of hand as
1:14:31
you attempt to like conceal it in your belongings.
1:14:34
Thirteen. Thirteen. Okay.
1:14:37
Copy that. You go ahead and conceal this sort
1:14:39
of pressed tome inside. Ame,
1:14:43
the fox is right on your bed looking
1:14:45
at you with this really concerned thing. You
1:14:47
are sweating. You feel nauseous because
1:14:51
you also, I believe, put on a copper ring as
1:14:53
well, right? Yeah. Okay. You
1:14:56
get this sensory stuff as you get advantage on
1:14:58
perception and initiative and
1:15:00
you have this bronze ring on.
1:15:04
So I don't know
1:15:05
how to tell you this, Erika. After
1:15:08
an hour's nap, you do get up and
1:15:10
actually give me a constitution saving throw.
1:15:12
That's
1:15:14
a 13. Okay. On
1:15:16
a 13, you
1:15:18
miraculously do not have
1:15:20
to get up and go to the privy to
1:15:23
expel what you ate or drank,
1:15:25
but it's close. There's a couple of times where you're
1:15:28
like holding your stomach and you're like, do I get up and make
1:15:30
a run for it? Just
1:15:31
try hitting a little rally. You
1:15:35
can rally. And
1:15:39
Ame,
1:15:41
after about an hour, and you realize
1:15:43
like 45 minutes into it, you have a full fever.
1:15:46
I'm going to sip some wizard Gatorade.
1:15:49
Yeah. Oh, you have your little ginger
1:15:51
wick drink. Ginger
1:15:54
shots and a little wizard Gatorade.
1:15:56
Yeah.
1:15:56
By the way, I'll say this when
1:15:58
they give these rings out.
1:15:59
They tell you not to put both on in the
1:16:02
same day, for sure. So
1:16:05
you get up, once
1:16:07
again, more things in focus, more
1:16:09
things aligned, you're way more perceptive, and
1:16:11
you look in a mirror after an hour,
1:16:14
as you get up and are changing out of your
1:16:16
truly soiled, sweat-soaked
1:16:19
clothing, you have
1:16:22
lats. You just fully
1:16:24
have lats. You turn your
1:16:26
arm and have a
1:16:28
shredded fucking tricep. As
1:16:32
you bend down to get more clothes, there's definition
1:16:35
in your quads.
1:16:36
You are, there is nothing.
1:16:40
Aime now has a strength score of 19.
1:16:43
What? No! Bam!
1:16:46
Let's go! That's
1:16:48
higher than Ursula. No! Yeah,
1:16:53
you have a storage ring on, and it's
1:16:55
fucked up. You are jacked as hell. Let's
1:17:00
go.
1:17:04
I spend a little bit of time
1:17:06
flexing in the mirror. This
1:17:09
feels real good. Incredible.
1:17:12
I grew up my whole life on a farm, wrangling
1:17:15
animals and chopping wood, but
1:17:18
now it's aesthetic. Oh!
1:17:21
Oh, your muscles.
1:17:25
Yeah, I mean, your biggest impediment has always
1:17:27
been your actual physical stature.
1:17:30
And it doesn't
1:17:31
seem to be a problem anymore. Small, let's go.
1:17:33
Now I am a five foot shit
1:17:35
brick house. Oh my god. Shit
1:17:38
brick house.
1:17:38
Incredible.
1:17:43
Night falls, and all
1:17:45
of you have dinner brought to your rooms.
1:17:49
And as you sort
1:17:51
of,
1:17:52
you know, ready yourselves,
1:17:55
a carriage pulls up outside. Do
1:17:57
you all enter and head to the harbor?
1:18:00
Are we feeling good? You look like shit. Does
1:18:06
this look shitty to you? And
1:18:08
I pull back a sleeve and
1:18:11
flex. I go to grab your
1:18:13
muscle, but you're still fever sweating in a
1:18:15
like kind of a mixed bag. Agreed.
1:18:19
Is that the ring?
1:18:20
I guess. Ah.
1:18:24
Cool. Fox,
1:18:28
that could be you.
1:18:29
Honestly, I think
1:18:32
in this moment, I'm very glad we did
1:18:34
not give the fox a ring. But
1:18:36
I want one. No, no,
1:18:38
you don't. I give me one. He
1:18:40
said he wants a ring. Do
1:18:43
you all want to see a fox with abdominal
1:18:45
muscles? Is that what you want? I
1:18:48
do not. Why is that even a question? Absolutely
1:18:51
don't. Absolutely. It was bad enough when
1:18:53
we gave him a vote. He
1:18:55
ate his vote and he doesn't have it anymore. You
1:18:57
can eat your vote and have it too. I
1:19:00
don't like the fox telling me I'm wrong. I
1:19:02
think we should get on the carriage. All
1:19:05
of you get on the carriage and proceed
1:19:08
through Port Talon at night. A
1:19:10
cool mist sort of rises up from
1:19:13
the water of the harbor. You're going
1:19:15
towards the interior harbor, the
1:19:18
one on sort of the inside of the curve of
1:19:20
the Talon of Port Talon. And
1:19:23
you move through cobblestone
1:19:26
streets and beautiful,
1:19:28
more like civic imperial buildings
1:19:31
that have been built more recently. And
1:19:34
you see a ship awaiting you out of the end
1:19:36
of a long pier that goes all the
1:19:38
way out towards like a tall ship that can
1:19:40
take you all the way out towards the derrick. The
1:19:45
ship waiting for you is not some massive
1:19:47
war galley. It is a tall ship, but it is a
1:19:50
sort of frigate. It's one made for speed and
1:19:52
for a smaller crew. As
1:19:55
you travel past in the carriage, I
1:19:57
would ask for...
1:19:59
Suvi
1:20:02
to give me a perception check. Okay,
1:20:04
30-20. You
1:20:06
look at the governor's manner, and it is night, but
1:20:09
you see that there are still some rooms that are alight
1:20:12
with citadel magic within the
1:20:14
governor's manner. You
1:20:17
see a citadel carriage
1:20:20
outside of the governor's manner.
1:20:23
And on a dirty 20, I think
1:20:25
you can see that the coachman
1:20:28
of that citadel carriage
1:20:29
is leaning in and speaking to someone inside
1:20:32
of the carriage. I
1:20:34
gotta say it. I have the observant feet.
1:20:37
If I can see someone's mouth moving, can I read
1:20:39
his lips? Read
1:20:41
their lips? Are you far away? You absolutely can. Yeah! That's
1:20:44
the first time I've ever seen that come up. Yay! I've
1:20:49
never been more excited to remember how my feet work.
1:20:52
You see that the coachman is saying, as
1:20:54
you wish, Abjura Galani, I believe
1:20:56
that they should be outside sooner
1:20:58
rather than later.
1:21:01
I heard word from someone
1:21:03
at the
1:21:05
Septus Chorus Chantry
1:21:07
that there was some—and at that point you're pulling around
1:21:09
the corner. God, what was his?
1:21:12
Hey, y'all?
1:21:15
Yes. Do you remember the three
1:21:18
wizards that were mentioned in— The
1:21:21
Ace of Wands? Yeah. Not really,
1:21:23
but— Uh, Laurel and Hain
1:21:26
and Galani. And
1:21:29
I point back towards the governor's manner. Is
1:21:32
there? I don't know if that's important, but that's
1:21:34
a citadel wizard. Well, Yura— It's
1:21:38
gonna be nothing. Yura's a citadel wizard.
1:21:41
And it's very weird that I'm here. Ee. Galani
1:21:44
is someone you've met before. Ooh. And
1:21:48
I've—I know them. They're— Is
1:21:51
it bad that—I mean, we already
1:21:54
flubbed Ark of a Story one time? It's true. Is
1:21:57
it bad if we— No, they—
1:21:58
I think Galani
1:22:01
knows I'm here. I
1:22:04
saw something that the
1:22:06
coachman mentioned, our
1:22:08
Chantry and something that
1:22:10
went down. So I think word of the unpleasantness
1:22:14
is already at the Governor's mansion. The
1:22:17
unpleasantness.
1:22:19
That's a duty. Should
1:22:23
we be on guard with this person? With
1:22:27
everyone. Always. Okay,
1:22:29
yeah, yeah, of course. Wizards are defined
1:22:32
by their secrets. You
1:22:36
continue along, waiting,
1:22:40
avoiding the eyes
1:22:43
of the Citadel. You
1:22:45
arrive at the harbor, walk along
1:22:47
the pier and see out in the distance
1:22:49
now. Much more
1:22:51
dramatic in the nighttime sea, purple
1:22:55
and green. Lights
1:22:59
pulsing out in
1:23:00
the distance. Up
1:23:03
on the deck of the ship, Guildmage Moro clasps his hands. Ah, welcome,
1:23:05
welcome. Lovely
1:23:08
sea-tied excursion. Obviously,
1:23:11
I know you've had your dinner already, but we do have
1:23:13
some amenities and some crudite
1:23:15
waiting for us. It's so
1:23:17
kind of you, no thank you.
1:23:18
Oh, quite all right.
1:23:22
Very well. You see that
1:23:24
he invites you onto the deck of the ship.
1:23:28
And you hear the ropes
1:23:31
unwinding with some careful mage hand spells
1:23:34
from the sailors around. And
1:23:37
as you take off, the ship begins sailing.
1:23:40
Moro stands near the prowl looking excitedly,
1:23:43
walks over to you, Suvi. I
1:23:45
wished to let you know
1:23:48
that we were unable
1:23:50
to apprehend the Guildmage Payne.
1:23:54
He was
1:23:56
alerted to sex.
1:23:59
status somehow and. I'll
1:24:04
make each other. However,
1:24:08
we've taken the liberty and you see he holds up a
1:24:10
small parchment that has a
1:24:13
magically conjured sort of etching
1:24:16
of Payne's face. And it says wanted
1:24:19
for crimes against the Imperium for
1:24:22
the bounty of 750 Imperial marks. We've
1:24:25
taken the liberty of putting these up across
1:24:27
town. Wonderful.
1:24:29
Without a traveling door, he won't be able
1:24:32
to get far. I consider this
1:24:34
handled. He smiles and says, wonderful.
1:24:37
Now, to the main event.
1:24:40
Oh, I'm so excited. I
1:24:42
have longed to be
1:24:44
in the company of a true wizard.
1:24:47
And though I
1:24:49
know of course that you
1:24:51
are still in
1:24:54
your apprenticeship, I think the
1:24:56
writing is on the wall that you will be
1:24:59
a great wizard of this age.
1:25:01
And I am so excited
1:25:03
to see
1:25:05
what is to come. CB
1:25:07
nods graciously. Just
1:25:10
a little animal.
1:25:13
The ship arrives at the derrick
1:25:15
and as you come closer, you see
1:25:17
a structure that has
1:25:21
four inclined, massive steel beams
1:25:23
that all come to a central point.
1:25:27
It is effectively the shape of a pyramid, but
1:25:30
in an incredibly acute isosceles formation.
1:25:33
So a tall and narrow pyramid of
1:25:35
steel, except hollow. So
1:25:39
only the corners are these like four
1:25:42
steel beams that come down and set between them,
1:25:46
you see that they are the same size. Set
1:25:50
between them, you see that they are
1:25:52
platforms ascending up, covered
1:25:55
in lights. The platforms appear to be both
1:25:58
structural, like helping hold. and secure
1:26:00
this magical
1:26:03
Derek. And you also notice that there's
1:26:05
not anything ostentatious going on here.
1:26:07
Like the platforms are secured structurally
1:26:10
to the outer beams. There
1:26:12
are some railings for safety when there's
1:26:14
the platform. But within them, you
1:26:17
see that there are the
1:26:19
basics of rune work within platforms
1:26:22
going up. And each of the platforms holds,
1:26:27
as you arrive up on the outside,
1:26:29
there's a staircase
1:26:29
going up, like a zigzagging up
1:26:32
across from platform to platform, going way,
1:26:34
way up high. In the center of
1:26:36
each steel platform is
1:26:38
a circular disk of
1:26:42
glass, or if it's crystal, it's perfectly
1:26:45
transparent crystal. But it basically
1:26:47
creates the circumstance of that
1:26:49
whatever floor you're on, you can walk
1:26:51
out into that disk of glass and look straight up
1:26:54
and see all the way up to the central
1:26:57
lights at the top. And you see are these massive
1:27:00
stacked purple and green that
1:27:02
you can now see are perfect octagonal
1:27:07
prisms. So like an
1:27:09
octagon cylinder into
1:27:12
octagonal points that flows, it's like
1:27:14
a little prism, right? They
1:27:18
hover up at the top of this Derek
1:27:20
shape. And the light
1:27:22
from them cascades down through all
1:27:24
of those lenses. And you see the sort of strange
1:27:28
effect all through all these
1:27:29
lenses is that the actual
1:27:32
water as the beams go into
1:27:34
the sea itself, that there is
1:27:36
this incredibly bright
1:27:39
green and purple light illuminating
1:27:41
the gentle waves rolling
1:27:44
underneath the Derek, really like illuminating
1:27:46
the sea, which also has the effect of making
1:27:48
all the sea around it incredibly
1:27:50
dark, that you kind of like that light is so powerful
1:27:53
that it's blinding what you'd normally be able to see.
1:27:56
As you arrive and the ship is anchored,
1:27:59
Moro says, ah,
1:28:03
welcome, welcome
1:28:06
to the Calabell Nottomantic
1:28:09
Apparatus. It
1:28:15
is a pleasure and honor and a privilege.
1:28:18
Which I know I have said altogether too many
1:28:20
times, but you can see here he trembles
1:28:22
with emotion. He says, right
1:28:24
this way, takes
1:28:27
you to the staircase, and
1:28:29
you can see uses for the first time his own
1:28:31
magic. He casts a spell that
1:28:34
kind of creates a floating platform
1:28:36
of force underneath you so that you don't have to ascend
1:28:38
this like long staircase yourselves. As
1:28:42
you begin to float up the staircase
1:28:44
on this
1:28:44
platform of force, he
1:28:47
just begins to point things out to you. He's like, and
1:28:50
as you get up, the wind kind of kicks up
1:28:52
going higher and higher, the sea wind really starts to
1:28:55
get more intense. So sort of speaking
1:28:58
over the wind, he starts to go like, the construction
1:29:00
of the actual apparatus took
1:29:03
approximately three and a half years.
1:29:06
The enchanting could begin within the
1:29:08
last year, but we needed to wait until it was fully
1:29:12
stable and operational before the real enchantments,
1:29:14
the prisms you
1:29:14
see up above, could actually be called
1:29:17
into effect. It's an incredible
1:29:20
testament to the work of the engineers and the various
1:29:23
mage rights that were able to come in and build
1:29:26
this here. I really
1:29:28
can't wait to show you. You
1:29:32
arrive at the uppermost
1:29:33
platform.
1:29:44
Which at this point is
1:29:47
about,
1:29:47
you know, still 80 or
1:29:50
so feet underneath the top.
1:29:52
You're probably like 160 feet up
1:29:55
above the ocean you're
1:29:58
high, high, high up. And
1:30:02
as you are up in this, this last platform
1:30:06
is probably like 30 feet
1:30:09
by 30 feet. Like it is narrow
1:30:11
up here, right? So it's pretty cozy.
1:30:14
And you see this big disc
1:30:17
of crystal, pure,
1:30:19
like flawless, completely translucent
1:30:22
in the center of the steel platform. The platforms
1:30:24
of course are, what's
1:30:27
the word I'm looking for? Not corrugated. The
1:30:29
platforms
1:30:29
have lots of slots
1:30:32
in them, like almost like a chain link fence.
1:30:34
What was I looking for? Like a grate. Yeah,
1:30:37
the steel platforms are graded to A, make them
1:30:39
easier to lift, they're lighter, but
1:30:41
B also for water and things like that. So you're
1:30:43
on this graded steel platform that goes out to this
1:30:45
disc in the middle. And you
1:30:48
see Mauro looks at
1:30:50
you and says, and
1:30:52
of course we built the derrick,
1:30:55
enchanted it, and then it was just a matter
1:30:57
of time before we could
1:30:59
set into motion what
1:31:08
we knew was possible given studies
1:31:13
of the opportunity given to us
1:31:15
by Port Talon
1:31:18
and what the locals
1:31:20
had often spoken about.
1:31:23
They only knew a fraction of, there
1:31:26
is something truly worthwhile,
1:31:29
but
1:31:30
explaining it to you would rob you of the wonder
1:31:33
of what we first found when we came out here.
1:31:35
So without further ado, if you would
1:31:37
step onto the disc, we will go
1:31:40
ahead and let the show
1:31:42
begin.
1:31:43
I don't hesitate. I'm
1:31:46
locked up. I
1:31:49
pause for a moment. This is all
1:31:52
so fascinating and impressive, but there's
1:31:54
just something in my stomach
1:31:57
that feels bad. not
1:32:00
the result of the rings. You
1:32:06
feel that weirdness. You see
1:32:08
Maro looks at you and says, if
1:32:11
you're not feeling well, you
1:32:14
don't need to participate.
1:32:15
Oh, no, no, that's all right.
1:32:18
Sorry, it's a little nausea.
1:32:23
Understood. Um, well,
1:32:28
he claps and you see
1:32:30
that a
1:32:32
number of other attendant mages down
1:32:34
below begin to swirl their hands
1:32:37
and chant. Whispers
1:32:44
begin to echo out from
1:32:47
the derrick. See kicks up a little
1:32:49
bit as you see a group of wizards working in unison.
1:32:52
Maro looks up,
1:32:54
touches his lower lip, speaks silently
1:32:57
to himself. And
1:33:01
you see the prisms begin to
1:33:03
rotate overhead, causing
1:33:05
the purple and green light to rotate
1:33:07
on the sea floor underneath. You look
1:33:10
and see the lenses shifting as
1:33:12
the mages below begin to chant
1:33:14
in unison and the light intensifies.
1:33:19
Purple and green light mixing,
1:33:23
swirling, becoming one blinding
1:33:26
image. The waves kick up, the
1:33:28
wind kicks up. You
1:33:30
see white foam coming off the sea caps of the waves
1:33:32
beneath you. The
1:33:35
light is obscuring it, but you see that the foam
1:33:37
is building and building and building. Suddenly
1:33:39
you realize the light itself is swirling
1:33:42
and creating a whirlpool underneath
1:33:45
the derrick.
1:33:46
But
1:33:51
it's not a whirlpool of space, but
1:33:53
one of light itself. The sea
1:33:56
is flattened and illuminated as
1:33:58
something neither watered nor dried. nor air
1:34:00
is created. It is simply solid
1:34:03
light itself taking the place
1:34:06
of any other element and whoa,
1:34:09
zooms down.
1:34:15
Deep to the bottom of the ocean underneath, illuminating
1:34:18
something deeper, deeper, deeper.
1:34:21
You see moving the light through.
1:34:23
And now even the brightness of the gold light
1:34:25
clears to actually pure crystal
1:34:28
clarity. You
1:34:31
can see exactly
1:34:34
what you are meant to see standing here on the glass.
1:34:38
Endless water parting
1:34:41
and down another 80 or 100
1:34:45
feet beneath the surface.
1:34:49
You see something enormous
1:34:52
at first. You
1:35:00
wonder what it could be. A
1:35:02
ship wrecked and scuttled
1:35:05
on the bottom of the sea out
1:35:07
beyond the bay. No,
1:35:10
it's bigger than a ship. It's some
1:35:14
kind of whale, some
1:35:16
leviathan of the ancient sea.
1:35:19
And then you see it moves
1:35:21
in something like a breath or a palpitation.
1:35:30
There is a coloring to it. You're
1:35:40
looking at red and
1:35:43
cream stripes like
1:35:47
waves and hundreds
1:35:49
of tendrils. You look to find
1:35:51
a face, but you can't see one.
1:35:54
There is some massive
1:35:58
monster at the bottom of the sea. of
1:36:00
the sea, surrounded by
1:36:02
tall, dark ocean rocks in
1:36:04
the depths. You
1:36:07
see its tendrils. It is something like
1:36:09
a
1:36:11
lionfish, faceless,
1:36:14
and oblong as a sea cucumber,
1:36:17
larger than an ocean galley.
1:36:20
At the front of its body,
1:36:22
there is a series
1:36:25
of glowing, bioluminescent
1:36:27
lights, each
1:36:29
larger than the wheel of a carriage,
1:36:31
but on its massive frame, somehow
1:36:33
small in comparison,
1:36:35
that stretch
1:36:38
back. You
1:36:40
see its long body curls
1:36:43
almost like a nautilus, a tail
1:36:45
that narrows, tucked in underneath
1:36:48
itself, even though all of it is
1:36:50
soft and writhing and palpitating
1:36:53
in its massiveness. The
1:36:55
lights,
1:36:58
light crystal blue and then deep
1:37:01
green and then bright red, scintillating
1:37:06
along its body, a
1:37:08
massive ocean
1:37:11
creature unlike any you have ever
1:37:13
seen before. You
1:37:18
see, from underneath its
1:37:20
massive frame, coral
1:37:25
growing up from where
1:37:27
its body touches
1:37:32
underneath, and the source
1:37:34
of the coral is
1:37:38
some glimmering
1:37:42
blue-white liquid
1:37:45
that appears to shimmer
1:37:47
iridescently like oil on
1:37:50
the surface of water that
1:37:54
soaks out from where its body
1:37:56
touches the stone and as it
1:37:59
leaves, coral
1:38:01
grows, spiking out in
1:38:04
all directions, spiring
1:38:07
up as though to reach
1:38:09
out and rise up
1:38:11
and in cover or in case
1:38:14
or in close. And you see
1:38:16
down there, the
1:38:18
base of the steel structure of the derrick.
1:38:21
And clearly the coral is
1:38:23
being carved off. You
1:38:25
see
1:38:27
structures and tools and implements at
1:38:29
the base of the tower for carving the
1:38:31
coral away.
1:38:33
And you see the light.
1:38:38
As the light touches the creature, you
1:38:41
see reverberating like
1:38:43
sonic waves. The creature pushed
1:38:46
down.
1:38:53
This tower, reverberating
1:38:56
with energy.
1:38:58
It's for posts on either
1:39:01
side of the creature at the bottom
1:39:03
of the sea. You
1:39:05
see, Maro
1:39:08
smiles weeping. What
1:39:12
have you done? We
1:39:14
got it. We
1:39:18
got it. We got it.
1:39:28
We got it. That
1:39:44
was Lou Wilson as Ursulan,
1:39:46
Erika Ishii as Ame, Abria
1:39:49
Iyengar as Suvi and Brennan
1:39:51
Lee Mulligan as everyone and
1:39:53
everything else. Worlds
1:39:56
Beyond Number is edited, designed, and
1:39:58
scored by Taylor
1:39:59
Moore. at Fortunate Horse with
1:40:01
additional sound designed from Michael Gelfie
1:40:04
Studios. For even more like
1:40:06
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1:40:09
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1:40:30
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