Listen to and follow the Worst of Bible podcast on your favorite platform. Check our Twitter. Read the story below.So this guy Samson has a bit of a Superman backstory, but with a What if Superman were a total jerk twist. It also has a tad of J

This one time God was so offended he invented languages

Aug 2nd, 2020 5m 2s

Listen to the podcast on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Follow on Twitter. Read the story below.So a couple of years after the flood, maybe decades, or was it centuries, I’m not sure, I also honestly don’t care, I couldn’t be bothered to research t

This one time a prophet lost a debate with a donkey

Jul 27th, 2020 3m 9s

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts or on another platform. Read story below.So this guy Balaam is a prophet of God, and Balak, the Moabite king, offers him money to curse the Israelites so the Moabites can fight them proper.Now in general God ne

This one time Jesus cursed a fig tree

Jul 26th, 2020 1m 36s

Listen on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Read story below.So Jesus has this reputation of being a chill kind of guy, basically olden days Gandhi. There are many, many anecdotes to the contrary, but one that stands out is this one time he was hungry

This one time Ezekiel prophesied against mountains

Jul 26th, 2020 3m 50s

Listen on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Read blog post below.This is part 2 of the Ezekiel chronicles. Ezekiel has been lying on his side for over 390 days as part of a performance that’s supposed to convey a message of doom to Israel. God had mut

This one time God wanted the prophet to bake bread over human sh*t

Jul 26th, 2020 4m 49s

Listen on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Read the story below.So there’s the prophet Ezekiel who just has to be one of the craziest characters in all of the Bible. Granted, all Bible prophets tend to be borderline insane, I guess it comes with the

This one time God turned out to be a petty little bastard

Jul 26th, 2020 3m

Listen on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Read the blog post below.If you are under the impression the story of Lot’s wife being turned into a pillar of salt because she wanted to see her home one last time shows how petty God is, you haven’t heard

This one time David collected 200 foreskins to impress his girlfriend's dad

Jul 26th, 2020 1m 34s

Listen on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Read the blog post below.So David is obviously the most famous King of Israel.But maybe you are unaware that David began his career as a humble shepherd. He rose to prominence when he killed the giant Goliat

This one time Lot wanted his daughters raped instead of his guests

Jul 26th, 2020 2m 50s

Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts or on other platforms. Read the story below.So there’s this guy, Lot, who lives in a town called Sodom. One evening he spots two strangers at the gates of the city, and invites them into his home. Good guy Lot.

Rate