A recent national poll we are currently having trouble locating indicated that 80% of  American podcast listeners have reported losing sleep over trying to fully wrap their minds around what exactly a vapor return hose does and how exactly it factors into the everyday "nine-to-fiver" running late for work,  particularly when one of those big ass tanker trucks happen to be  taking up 67% of an otherwise packed gas station parking lot on a random weekday morning.

With no other choice but to respond to the overwhelming demand of listeners and fellow countrymen/women, W.T.F.P recently welcomed fuel transporter, JASON G. to sit down and discuss the  ins and outs of daily intrastate travel with a backpack containing over 3000 gallons of flammable liquid.

JASON craftily refuses to disclose the name of the hidden gem foodie spot he often hits on his transport runs, while a case is made for the modern youth in pursuit of a career to consider truck-driving, in any one of its various forms.

JASON briefly discusses the positive culture shock of transferring from a less diverse school to Hoover High School (Des Moines) and how it made him the 90’s R&B aficionado that he is to this very day.

PHATAL EXTRACTION: "I can tell you probably ten times where I thought to myself "I’m dead.. I’m dying”