In this episode we discuss whether our wives would be angrier if we were caught having an affair with 1 woman or if we were discovered to have a harem of 3,000 women.  Would they be angrier at our infidelity or more impressed with our logistical ability in hiding, clothing, housing and feeding thousands of women?

How much money would we have to be paid to have our nose cut off and replaced with a golden fake nose?  (like Humpty Hump, but gold)