Would you rather:Have Hagrid be your dad OR Professor Dumbledore be your dad?Spend a month in the Forbidden Forest OR spend a month in Azkaban?Have a pet hippogriff OR a pet phoenix?Have an invisibility cloak OR a time-turner?Fight

#13 - Star Wars!

Jan 19th, 2020 54m 7s

We're back! Sorry for the self-imposed hiatus. We're still alive.Send us your own would you rather questions and we just might use them on an episode. Agree? Disagree? Strongly disagree? Any feedback or death threats can be sent here:wouldyo

#12 - Back to school!

Sep 13th, 2019 48m 31s

Would you rather:Never be able to go on a field trip OR Never have recess?Get stuffed in a locker OR Get stuffed in a garbage can?Receive a wedgie OR Receive a swirly?Never have received an education OR Have had to go to school 365 d

#11 - Would you rather: Listener Questions Pt 2

Aug 18th, 2019 42m 54s

Would you rather:Have to eat a cup of canned dog food OR dry dog food?See Fortnite die OR See Minecraft die?Never have to stand in a line again OR Always hit green lights?Be a silly goose OR Be a funny bunny?Having the ability to

#10 - Would you rather: Listener Questions!

Aug 11th, 2019 52m 27s

Would you rather:Have to walk super slow everywhere you go OR Have to sprint everywhere you go?Only take cold showers for the rest of your life OR Only drink warm water for the rest of your life?Spend a year in prison OR Stay in prison o

#9 - Would you rather: Be transformed into Bill Nye the Science Guy OR Bob Ross?

Jul 24th, 2019 30m 56s

Would you rather:Be transformed into Bill Nye the Science Guy OR Bob Ross?Be punched in the gut repeatedly for 10 minutes straight OR Be tickled in the armpit relentlessly for 10 minutes straight?Be Spider Man OR Iron Man?Be a tree O

#8 - Would you rather: Have a statue of yourself erected in your home town OR Have your name put into a song that will be remembered forever?

Jul 9th, 2019 49m 10s

Would you rather:Have a statue of yourself erected in your home town OR Have your name put into a song that will be remembered forever?Be stuck in an elevator full of strangers OR Be trapped in a cave alone for 24 hours?Own a private ya

#7 - Would you rather: Lose your arms OR Lose your legs?

Jun 22nd, 2019 36m 26s

Would you rather: Lose your arms OR Lose your legs?Ride in a hot air balloon OR Ride in a hovercraft?Be the creator of a super successful app OR Be the creator of a super successful YouTube channel?Have a pet dragon OR Be able to bre

#6 - Would you rather: Go a month without a phone OR Go a month without a car?

Jun 13th, 2019 55m 6s

Would you rather:Go a month without a phone OR Go a month without a car?Have a personal chef OR Have a personal masseuse?Only read romance novels OR Only read textbooks?Be lost in the woods at night OR Be stuck in a haunted house at ni

#5 - Would you rather: Nobody show up to your wedding OR Nobody show up to your funeral?

Jun 4th, 2019 44m 3s

Would you rather: Nobody show up to your wedding OR Nobody show up to your funeral?Have absolutely no hair OR Be completely covered in hair?Be a giant hamster OR Be a tiny rhino?Never eat candy again OR Never drink soda again?Be T

#4 - Would you rather: Run into both of your parents while on a first date OR Run into your most recent ex while on a first date?

May 22nd, 2019 42m 38s

Would you rather:Run into both of your parents while on a first date OR Run into your most recent ex while on a first date?Everything you dream each night come true OR Everything a randomly selected person dreams each night come true?Hav

#3 - Would you rather: Never be successful OR Never find love?

May 14th, 2019 38m 7s

Would you rather: Be forced to poop in a sink OR Wear a banana hat for a week? Die before your spouse OR Die after your spouse? Never eat pizza again OR Never play guitar again? Permanently reside in Antarctica OR Permanently reside i

#2 - Would you rather: Relive the same day repeatedly for a year OR Lose a year of your life?

May 11th, 2019 26m 36s

Would You Rather:Relive the same day repeatedly for a year OR Lose a year of your life?Know all the mysteries of the universe OR Know every outcome of every choice you make?Know when you're going to die OR How you're going to die?Live

#1 - Would you rather: Be completely invisible for one day OR Be able to fly for one day?

May 7th, 2019 17m 20s

Would you rather:Be completely invisible for one day OR Be able to fly for one day?Be transported permanently 500 years into the future OR Be transported permanently 500 years into the past?Accidentally be responsible for the death of a

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