And we're back! Literally! After a few months, Bryan & Valerie are back in the midst of a pandemic to bring smiles to your dumb, dumb faces. And no better topic to discuss than plagues. Coronavirus is no joke. But is it the BEST plague? We disc

Something, Something, Dr. Seuss (What are the hardest English words for non-English speakers?)

Sep 10th, 2019 33m 46s

E siamo tornati, compagni idioti! (And we're back, fellow idiots!) No, that's not gibberish - it's language! Bryan and Valerie discuss the very basis of communication - language. Do you speak it?

Ham-Thigh Sandwiches (What does human flesh taste like?)

Aug 11th, 2019 31m 2s

And we're back, loyal idiots! Some may say today's question is a tale as old as time itself. For eons, humans have yearned and craved for something which has forever been out of their grasp - good meat. Today, Bryan and Valerie venture into the

Axle, Dragon of the Sea, Lapdog of Poseidon! (What is ship wetting?)

Jul 24th, 2019 33m 25s

And we're back, fellow idiots! Weddings! Pirates! Tangents! Nonsense! All this and more on this episode. Bryan and Valerie discuss how to keep your ship clean of nuclear, biological and chemical fallout - and you won't believe how we end up rea

Dianeh-dicks (What is the difference between Dianetics and science fiction?)

Jul 14th, 2019 40m 47s

And we're back! Have you or a loved one been affected by bad science fiction? Bamboozled by religious tricksters? Or maybe you just have a high thetan count in your lower gastrointestinal tract. Listen in and learn the secrets only the top leve

Freedom Pasta (What is the most American thing to do on Independence Day?)

Jul 2nd, 2019 31m 15s

And we're back, fellow idiots! FREEEEEDOM! Red, white and blue. Independence. 'merica! Hop in your pickup truck while the Liberty Bell rings for a special freedom episode of Wrong Answers Only where Bryan and Valerie discuss the most 'merican t

Bread 2.0 (Herman Chocolate Cake) (What is the difference between cake and pie?)

Jun 23rd, 2019 30m 10s

And we're back, fellow idiots! Bryan and Valerie discuss the mystery that is pastries. What makes a pie a pie? And what is the deal with cheesecake? Is it cheese!? IS IT CAKE!? WHO KNOWS! We know.

Cheers'ing Schnitzel (How do you properly cheers beers?)

Jun 17th, 2019 33m 44s

And we're back, fellow idiots! Happy father's day to all you lucky dads of sons! Be sure to grab a cold glass of your favorite beer and give a cheers! Don't know how to? Then gather around and let Bryan and Valerie educate you on how to properl

Old McDonalds (What is the worst thing about McDonald's food?)

Jun 4th, 2019 30m

And we're back, fellow idiots! Today, Bryan and Valerie take on the quick service restaurant magnate - McDonald's! What really pisses Bryan off about McDonald's? And what makes Valerie nearly throw up during the podcast? Tune in and find out!

Soju Think You Can Drink? (What is proper soju drinking etiquette?)

May 27th, 2019 30m 29s

And we're back, fellow idiots! Have Bryan and Valerie found their hardest question yet? What truths will be exposed on today's episode?! This is...Soju Think You Can Drink?

Jackie Chan (Culinary) Adventures (What is that one cop movie with Jackie Chan?)

May 20th, 2019 28m 59s

And we're back, fellow idiots! Today's discussion is about that one cop movie with Jackie Chan. You know the one!

Skinless Vincent van Diesel (What did Vin Diesel look like with hair?)

May 12th, 2019 29m 11s

And we're back, fellow idiots! Today, we discuss the mystery that is Vin Diesel's past: Who is the mysterious Christopher Gabriel Von Dizel and how many Fast and the Furious films were really made? Join the discussion by emailing us directly at

Uncomfortable Gym Games (What is the most uncomfortable game in gym class?)

May 9th, 2019 22m 29s

Welcome to Wrong Answers Only: an idiotic comedy podcast where the hosts, Bryan and Valerie, find the answer to life's frequently asked questions without any assistance or knowledge of the topic. Join the conversation by emailing us at WrongAns

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