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Today, The Wrong Station is proud to present Swipe
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Left by Alexander Saxton.
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One
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day, as you're lounging, absentmindedly
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swiping through one of the apps, a
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profile catches your attention. A
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professional quality photograph of a person
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who is exactly, exactly
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what you imagine in your head when you picture
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your perfect partner. The
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lighting's good. The photograph snapped
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at exactly that magic hour when the westering
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sun turns the leaves behind them golden
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green.
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They seem happy and healthy. Their
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eyes gleam with intelligence, humor,
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and evening light. You swipe
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through a few of their photos, trying to manage
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your own expectations, telling yourself
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that the one photo was probably just a one-off.
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But,
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no. each and every
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one of their photos, even the old, low-quality
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ones, capture exactly that same
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essence.
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This is the person.
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This is the one you've been looking for for so,
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so long. And
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then, as you reach their last photo, a
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stone of disappointment drops through your stomach.
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They're with someone else, someone
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whose eyes also gleam with intelligence,
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humor, and the evening light. Someone
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who looks sort of like you, but
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more attractive, better dressed.
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Their partner hits a couple's account.
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Damn.
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Still, just for the sake of what
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might have been, you scroll back to the
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first picture and tap to read the bio.
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You feel it's worth a moment of your time to find
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out more about this person who you allowed yourself,
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if only for a brief and foolish moment,
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to imagine a future with. At
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the top of the bio, written in all caps,
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is the disclaimer. Warning, please
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read carefully before swiping read.
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Jack and Jessa, couple's account.
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Young, fit couple,
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very much in love. Interested
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in books, philosophy, the outdoors, and
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winky face, kink positive.
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Looking for a new playmate, specifically
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looking for someone to join us in the bedroom and
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then strangle and dismember us at the same time,
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disposing of our mingled bodies and separate trash
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bags along the highway. The highway's
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part of it. A municipal road is not
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good enough. Please do not swipe
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right unless you're willing to act in good faith. You
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pause for a moment, not sure you've
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read all that correctly. Then
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you pause for another moment. Imagine
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yourself as you find yourself considering
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the idea on its merits.
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It's
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certainly not your thing,
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but aren't you out here trying to have new experience? It
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mightn't be worth it after all just for
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a chance to get to know if only for one
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night
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that one perfect person that you always hoped
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you'd meet.
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Then the moment passes and you
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laugh at yourself shaking your head. You
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swipe left for Christ's sake. You're
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not that desperate. Not
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yet anyway. You
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