In this week's weird news, Jess and Alyssa talk about a man who stole his date's car to go on a another date, a burglar with an underwear mask, and a sore loser who called 911 because of a foul play.

This week we asked our viewers: Would you rather your date steal your car or go on a date and find out they're, *ahem* into horses?

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LINKS:

Man steals date’s car, then uses it for another date https://wreg.com/2018/07/17/man-steals-dates-car-then-uses-it-for-another-date/

Pervert, 31, who broke into a stable to have sex with a horse says the animal gave him consent - because she winked at him http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5964819/Man-claims-horse-gave-consent-sex-WINKING-him.html

A basketball player called a foul — in to 911 https://goo.gl/DTEx5P

Burglar with boxer briefs on head being sought by Texas police https://goo.gl/cE7gGn