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Italian stallion from Pittsburgh.

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What's up, everybody? Welcome to

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the Yannaspapasour. Like I said,

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we got my good, good,

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friend Joe Bartnick here who is a

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detective from the 70s and

2:04

he's solving crime. First things first

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let's get the business out of the way you got a

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special out. I have a special

2:11

out it's on all things comedies YouTube

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page and picked up by Prime Amazon

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Prime. Jeff Bezos took a

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peek and said you know what let's get

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it on the old platform. Exactly let's make

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it $4.95. Yes. So whatever

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you want to do. Yeah Joe's a very funny

2:28

stand-up comic the special is out go check it

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out right now on YouTube or Prime. Either

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or. Either or. You take you take

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your choice whoever you want to support you do it. Now

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Joe's from Pittsburgh, Joe's got a pinky

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ring, Joe's Italian. A lot

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of people don't know that Pittsburgh

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is heavy with with with you

2:49

know grease balls. Italians yeah it's

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a big it's a big Italian.

2:53

I prefer the term Italians. Yeah

2:55

that's another way to say it.

2:58

I'm not I'm not I'm not like I

3:00

always call each other Deggos. Deggos. My

3:03

favorite one. Deggos. Where did

3:05

WAP come from? It says without papers. I

3:07

think there's something else there too which I

3:09

don't know like definition too. WAP is funny

3:11

too. Yeah. The other one I didn't kind

3:14

of like take a

3:16

fence but like I never like Guido so

3:18

much. Yeah. To me it seemed like I

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didn't have a pink eye rock. Right. You

3:23

weren't dad. Yeah I was under George's ring

3:25

which is a three levels blow in Iran.

3:27

I do have a pinky ring but this

3:29

is a special pinky ring it was it

3:32

was my grandfather's he got in prohibition he

3:34

ran a couple speakeasies and he went hit

3:36

the number twice and this was the real

3:38

number not the bullshit like scratch or offers

3:40

but the real number. Yeah. The one that

3:42

really paid. We're not gonna fight Italian stereotypes

3:44

here I mean you had two family members in the mob. No

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no no no. How come every city the Italians go

3:49

to they start a mob? We

3:52

got to take care of our own. You got to. You

3:54

think these are Irish? You think these are like

3:56

you think these like politician guys are gonna fucking

3:58

help us? Here's what you time. We're smarter than

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the Irish. The Irish came here and they ate

4:02

shit and then they became cops and you guys

4:04

were like, no No, no, no, we're getting a

4:06

piece of this American dream. Yeah, you like it.

4:08

We have our own police force We're gonna do

4:10

our own police force and their outfits are gonna

4:12

be leather jackets and And

4:15

instead of guns we use bats. Italians like a

4:17

bat. I love a bat. You like a bat. Yeah.

4:19

Yeah Is

4:22

that because of Dimaggio or you just like oh,

4:24

I love Dimaggio's my favorite You know that is

4:26

in my special house, you know, we weren't even

4:28

white until the 40s Yeah, you guys were wops

4:30

without papers. Yeah, I'm original Mexicans That's

4:33

awesome Sorry,

4:37

oh no, no, no, no, you know what that's in

4:40

my next hour that's what I'm doing now. Okay, I

4:42

say we're the we're the We're

4:44

the Mexicans of Europe, right? Because

4:47

everyone everyone loves our women our food. They

4:49

need our organized crime, right? These drugs they

4:51

get her on their own people Right,

4:54

you're the Mexicans of Europe right are comes up through

4:56

there you're like the border They should build a wall

4:58

between Italy and the rest of Europe. I'm sure that's

5:01

what the German Oh, they did I go back in

5:03

a heartbeat you would oh, yeah to be on that

5:05

side of the wall. Would you like? You

5:10

want to be on the Italian side of the wall

5:12

absolutely yeah, you are going back there

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But it'll be built the code. It

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will be built the code It'll

5:19

be built to the finest marble the

5:21

marble work on that fucking wall will

5:23

be gorgeous It's gonna be beautiful. I mean no

5:26

less the less through Pompeii Yeah, if you don't

5:28

hire an Italian guy to do your patio your

5:30

patio is not gonna come out, right? Oh, absolutely

5:32

not gonna come out right the mob makes they

5:34

they're in the cement business They're in the marble

5:37

business and they make a beautiful patio option supplies.

5:39

Yeah, they got it. They got it down So

5:42

you'll hallway your old porch to you throw that

5:44

shit out That's right, and then you got to

5:46

make two patios one for the main house and

5:48

one for the gmaz pad Oh, yeah, yeah, you

5:50

get a break the girlfriend gets a break when

5:53

you pay for the big one They're

6:00

like three four blocks you get another one done

6:02

right you get a good price on that

6:04

one You get a good price on that one you get

6:06

a combo package. It's understood It's like

6:08

understood with a wink and they go all right so

6:10

but yeah, what about the gumma? What about the gumma?

6:12

I want the gumma package. Yes. Yeah, I want that

6:15

one. Yeah, I want to do what everybody gets a

6:17

new kitchen Yeah, I figured it out with the gumma

6:19

no Yeah,

6:22

yeah Like I tell my wife all

6:24

the time. She's Sicilian I say look if I get a

6:26

gumma you need to understand because it's

6:28

your culture I mean I mean I I

6:31

am I am paying homage. I

6:33

am participating in your culture Well at some

6:35

point in life women don't feel

6:38

like going out and dressing up anymore That's

6:41

why you get a good mark. She wants to go to all the

6:43

parties She wants to do all the stuff that your wife doesn't want

6:45

to do anymore right right right right There's

6:47

a certain point where a woman just goes

6:49

from dress up to sweatpants, and you can't

6:51

bring her to a fancy restaurant No, no,

6:54

yeah, exactly, but just the mentality yeah, they

6:56

don't want it They don't play the game

6:58

anymore right now. Do you know what the

7:00

gumar is always hungry? Yeah? Why

7:02

is your show us the right always? Yeah, cuz

7:04

she's not taking care of like the wife yeah

7:07

So you gotta be of course not though. She's the

7:09

one home alone on Christmas, and this is why I

7:11

respect how you This is

7:13

why I respect how you meant because they always take care

7:15

of the wife More than the

7:18

gumma they never fall in love with the

7:20

gumma. It's a sit. It's a caste system

7:22

It's an Italian caste system of infidelity I

7:26

Yes, you never if you fall in love with

7:28

you gumma like the Catholic Church turns their back

7:30

on you right I was I would think so

7:33

yeah, yeah, let's even priests fool around like there's

7:35

no problem in that yeah, we know about that

7:37

yeah But

7:39

I think like it's standard in Europe the people have girlfriends

7:41

and stuff You know but you have to have a nice

7:44

family you do have to have a nice family first And

7:46

I think actually when you get married in Catholic Church in

7:48

Italy. I think the priest says to you Do

7:50

you take this guy and also? Also

7:55

the chicken the fifth row. That

8:00

is good at the ceremony. Yeah, so do I

8:02

think it's a I think so too yeah tickets

8:04

at his death. So you got to new Splash.

8:06

Is this your first bash? Oh

8:09

yes, yeah, this the first hour special

8:11

from your partner. First hour special. It's

8:13

like completely up a billboard. Produce that

8:15

God does. Have. A comedy by

8:17

Director Bed Tischler was the best. The.

8:19

Beginning as I guess spoof of the seventies like

8:21

oh Jack and stuff a hazard pay off at

8:24

the end. And they are. I'm really

8:26

proud of it. I really am Agree Cutting:

8:28

they were cutting flips knowing I like everything

8:30

in the our. Yeah yeah yeah well I'm

8:33

excited to watch your very funny guy and

8:35

he got especially. Gotta check it out. My

8:37

question to you if you had to choose.

8:40

Between. Doing the special it which has been

8:42

so well received. Or. Distillers

8:44

be in, ah in the Superbowl

8:46

this week. This guy we gave

8:48

them. Which. What would you tell?

8:51

the special you take special every like this

8:53

like a brazil yeah he is that you

8:55

know is I. Can

8:57

pick it. Gonna pay my rent right? Is

9:01

not a big you can do a thing

9:03

like oh eeg that people take a piece

9:05

of your fist. really sticky be just like

9:07

Brock party with a broad pretty is when

9:09

he's on the ground sacked. I was like

9:11

that it's like etti break a leg and

9:13

outcry in. Pittsburgh. Is

9:16

a great town though it makes you a

9:18

Pittsburgh guy. Pittsburgh. Is an underrated

9:20

sit Like when I go to Pittsburgh I'm like

9:22

this is a great city and then you meet

9:24

someone from Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh has a

9:26

strong personality the way like New

9:28

York has a strong personal. It's

9:30

underrated Like people never think about

9:32

like this. A Pittsburgh guys. Pittsburgh

9:34

has an accent, It has a

9:36

personality right, has ethnicities. It's a

9:38

great looking city. Out boy was

9:41

a huge city and then like

9:43

the depression came to Pittsburgh. first.

9:45

It really was like the crowds he was like a

9:47

cold yet our approach asia as because it was that

9:49

you would like to woo head of the economic right

9:52

side America and the or I was in our group.

9:54

I was born in Sixty Nine, I was there in

9:56

the seventies and eighties. That's where the Steelers are like

9:58

the Catholic Church to. that's all we. That

10:00

everybody. Moved. A

10:02

but be so I think all the Carnegie stuff so

10:05

it's like alyssa get used to the like and nineteen

10:07

fifty like the eighth biggest city in the world out

10:09

at world. America. An outside

10:11

world and it everybody laughed. They

10:13

went, they went to Sunbelt over the left and

10:15

then it now and I've there's like there is

10:17

nothing to do. Grown up as a you want

10:19

the tiny would once a year and he played

10:22

with the hose the the I went out with

10:24

like a. Are you

10:26

in their the either became a good cop

10:28

you had to jail you when the army

10:30

like there was not there is nothing but

10:32

then because we be like Detroit, Cleveland, Buffalo

10:34

those the to be were the first one

10:36

got we got all kinds of them the

10:38

money and then all the computer in tech

10:40

companies game because of all the hospitals have

10:42

all the other Carnegie mighty. All the signs

10:44

are that they all came together All the

10:46

Carnegie money. Yak as he both

10:48

of endowments of like all the libraries at

10:50

all but everything like that. You. Know

10:52

Carnegie yet the steel magnate?

10:55

Yeah. I liked way pronounces don't. Know.

10:58

How to pronounce over there Carnegie? I like that yeah

11:00

is a like a better for they said. Carnegie.

11:04

I like Carnegie Now it sounds like have

11:06

taken here to Carnegie or critics as it

11:08

always that is is that the way you've

11:10

learned to put our i said it is

11:12

the way people say wow that effort that's

11:14

different are we avid so then so now

11:16

they're so a the get a million things

11:18

to do it is for for kids everyone

11:20

was everyone goes would oh my god it's

11:22

amazing Mm for other was like ethnic clubs

11:24

and you played bochy your played cards right

11:26

right spot in our mid or that Emmy

11:29

there enough for did a now as he

11:31

gets his music this comedy the so many

11:33

things to see. All the caused had

11:35

stayed in May live. There. Yeah. And

11:37

it's a thirty years they've us history Pittsburgh? Yeah,

11:39

they do At Carnegie Mellon, Their which started emailing

11:41

with is no longer any American students there. I.

11:44

Go there and people were looking at me

11:47

like they had like google Translate while they

11:49

were going on. Amazon in in Asia really

11:51

get what I that's always been the really

11:53

really smart school or our to paid for

11:55

a semester and a half. He. Did

11:57

not appear yeah for us and

11:59

had more Italy. See, I did

12:01

Respectfully, You're smart Italian. Years.

12:03

Already And a pit wasn't that. I'm Elizabeth either.

12:05

Give you know. I went to get Big East

12:07

tickets to go see Jerome Lane. Freeway

12:10

school for to take at the As. You

12:14

like? I'm just here for a semester to

12:16

have that would go to the game. Yeah,

12:19

our own as a drone lane isn't the

12:21

Big East was the best. Now why is

12:23

Pittsburgh Bill not considering the welfare of old

12:25

people with those stairs. And

12:27

you look at every house you gonna. Ask

12:30

you turn sixty. Hot is some

12:32

I just I'm every time I pass up

12:34

it's Brickhouse I don't understand why don't see

12:36

a pile of dead old people at the

12:38

bottom of those like big stairs yeah I

12:40

they're just used to it and me it's

12:43

a crazy help my my my I go

12:45

for vessel died several nice pic Nic that

12:47

there is is this is people just drop

12:49

over breeze that was of i live is

12:51

your Marjorie California and it's a good is

12:53

A or person has to be bought off

12:55

and grounds the last year and a half

12:57

they just fall down there. yeah like the

12:59

his phallic I saw like some old. Guy

13:02

fell and you never see that Pittsburgh.

13:04

Now they're too hot for they just they

13:06

bought their best read obvious dining or later

13:09

died and out know what's the most famous

13:11

Pittsburgh movie. I'm up. I'm

13:13

gonna tell you what are able to tell you

13:15

an underrated would you may not know about okay

13:17

well as his for as yet another movie I

13:19

mean deficiency Pittsburgh good one. That

13:22

about this one underrated. Dominic in Eugene. And

13:25

there And and or in her? Yeah, Dominic

13:27

in Eugene I think I really I was.

13:29

It was about a guy live in Pittsburgh

13:31

with special needs brother. Many

13:34

can eugene to.a good one. Ah is

13:36

the pizza Know that was Connecticut. Pittsburgh.

13:40

Nice Pittsburgh needs a strong like mob

13:42

movie is. The mob was big in

13:44

Pittsburgh right? at it as

13:46

saying this is a things are going on what

13:48

did they do with steel what what what are

13:50

the every moment they're out of every the yet

13:52

as abby as a hub is still such a

13:54

strong union down and when i was torn with

13:56

burrow the only two places that wouldn't let me

13:59

cel merge with i'd take it And the only

14:01

two places where the union said no, was Pittsburgh

14:03

and Chicago. That was a two spot. Yeah. And

14:06

in Pittsburgh, they wanted, they were like 90% on like

14:08

my CDs. I'm

14:10

like, nah, I'm not going to stand in the doorway

14:13

of a theater for three nights in a row and

14:15

like for 10% of my own CD. But

14:18

then in Chicago, same thing, they go, what are

14:20

you selling? I go, I see these. They

14:22

go, no. Right? Or they

14:24

went in something and I go, no. After

14:27

my set the first night, they

14:29

go, a guy came back and he goes, oh, we

14:31

all love you. We'll sell your

14:34

CDs for you. So they ended

14:36

up doing it. And then they did. And then

14:38

the last night to go pick up my money, I went

14:41

downstairs into the basement of the Chicago theater.

14:43

The way it should be. It was the

14:45

coolest thing ever. And the door was like

14:47

a, once you got in, you couldn't get

14:49

out. It was one of those trick doors.

14:52

And behind the counter where they counted out the

14:54

hundreds, was the biggest pitcher of Al

14:56

Capone. It was the coolest

14:58

thing ever. Because I love the Untouchables. It was

15:00

like my, probably my favorite all time

15:02

TV show. And they always

15:04

show the Chicago theater. That's

15:07

probably my biggest goal in pre- to play the Chicago

15:09

theater. Yeah. I shot my special at

15:11

the den, which is not the Chicago theater. That's nice. I

15:14

think Verzi's shooting it at the den. Yeah, coming up. Yeah.

15:17

He was there for my specials. It was great. Yeah.

15:20

That's a good place to shoot at Chicago. Yeah. My

15:22

kind of town, your kind of town, it's

15:24

regular people. It's a great city. It's a

15:26

really great city. It's a

15:28

beautiful city. It's like clean. It's

15:32

like if New York got

15:34

its shit together and took a bath and went

15:36

to a good school. New

15:38

York's like the, because they look similar, big

15:40

cities. And New York's like the apex tech

15:43

kind of. Chicago is,

15:45

they're worldly, but

15:47

they're America. New York

15:49

is like a world city.

15:51

Yeah, that's true. There's people from the world. Like

15:53

this, the whole world comes here. Chicago

15:57

is like a really, really, really

15:59

big city. Pittsburgh? right? right?

16:02

It's like Americans there. And. By

16:04

Americans we've poll lox. Yeah,

16:08

bitter the time with ice third editors out

16:10

of everybody there. but it. It's just like

16:12

it's America. Yeah, it's not just like a

16:15

million, just crazy people from all over the

16:17

world. That's right, You're right. You're. A

16:19

load of Pittsburgh just to. Fly.

16:21

Back to that com o for a second is

16:23

the I'm when you go to the neighborhoods up

16:25

in the mountains around the city. the and you

16:28

look down into the skyline are like parallel with

16:30

it right? It's one of the butte like there's

16:32

no the city like that. I we have a

16:34

great look and sky dude it's gray and you

16:36

can see it from up high. Value added Interesting

16:38

was really cool. like from the north side or

16:41

from the east side. You. Can see if

16:43

not the usual from the south angle it comes

16:45

out with. The reverse angles are really good. Really

16:47

nice A when you come in over that yellow

16:50

bridge and se it like that's very cool they

16:52

should. a lot of movies. The shop batman in

16:54

Pittsburgh while kissing a good has a big say

16:56

look with like half a half the price. Yeah

16:58

they that's right is not a good. I mean

17:01

like the. Character. Actors or recall

17:03

a backup. Backstage.

17:05

Are you know. That. Grow back route

17:07

or character actor Character Design your you got

17:09

a character actor look I am a care

17:11

yeah you're the guy the guy of you

17:13

talk about it I'd either most typecast I

17:16

have always are like a Dell the clerk

17:18

but no number one of the a drug

17:20

dealer in the first movie I played a

17:22

bouncer to survive the great see by the

17:24

thank you would vs adversely goes up with

17:26

that tobacco that. What's

17:29

funny about that scene is or is that the

17:31

whole thing was it's We practice like two days

17:33

and as if the way they caught it was

17:35

great. May be like a lot. Better but

17:37

that there is mainly just. A

17:40

the end of it looks like I kicked

17:42

by people's asses. it if in when we

17:44

did the whole thing. It. was like

17:46

all the other stuff guys are thrown hands

17:48

to i got like the first three punches

17:50

and yeah yeah but it was a every

17:52

way be the end of the same as

17:54

me to let his body was everyone else

17:56

was a stud person right except me a

17:58

version right o'clock i'm faster Like

18:02

Bobby, if both came to build, they didn't

18:04

take any bumps. Did, did, did, at one

18:06

point say watch the chain or something like

18:08

that. I think he did. I'm

18:11

not with those guys. Yeah. No, I,

18:13

maybe I don't, I mean, we did it

18:15

a bunch of times. The funniest

18:17

part of the whole thing was the

18:19

guy, we're all having a blast. We're all professional. We're

18:21

all sitting around having a blast. And

18:23

verse, he's just relaxed. And

18:25

the guy he'd been on, like he'd been a stunt

18:27

guy since the seventies, the head stunt guy, he's

18:29

go, we're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're going

18:32

to do this. He

18:34

just grabbed version throws him. And first

18:36

he didn't know he's going to do it. You

18:39

know, those like a theme park rides were somewhat

18:42

drops. Yeah. I had

18:44

the perfect view of versus face. Like just

18:46

disappear. Like, Oh, I think he was scared.

18:49

It's like we like 15 minutes. I

18:52

close to the cat. He has it on tape.

18:54

He just goes like my real laugh. I couldn't

18:56

control it because I was laughing so hard. But

18:59

we took we did a bunch of takes in the in the

19:01

movie. I put my two favorite things

19:03

about what my favorite thing about the movie was he

19:05

was seeing with Bobby Carter Valley because he's like my

19:07

favorite actor under 60 or 70. He's

19:10

great. You know what? He was

19:12

great in that Netflix show. He was great.

19:14

Well, he was great about the neighbors. Remember

19:16

like it was like a neighbor show about

19:19

like the he moves to the

19:21

suburbs and then they start acting

19:23

weird. His neighbors. It was like

19:25

a very big show. I can't remember the name of it. He

19:27

was a boardwalk empire. Yeah. He was

19:29

incredible in that. He was incredible in that. So and I

19:31

like my favorite movie. I always like charisma on

19:34

charisma like in Pulp Fiction when

19:36

it's Bruce Willis and

19:39

John Travolta. Oh, that's when he's like,

19:41

yeah, you heard me punch. Yeah, you

19:44

heard me punchy. Yeah. Yeah. So

19:46

that's kind of what I got to do with Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. He's

19:49

like, we're cool, right? Yeah. I

19:52

was getting the look. He was like, I gave him my old Pittsburgh

19:54

look. Yeah. He was like, if you could do that,

19:56

like you'd be a famous Pittsburgh look. I

19:58

love you guys. I can't do it. Give

20:00

the people a Pittsburgh look. Yeah,

20:02

wow! I felt that. Did

20:06

they be the care guy? Yeah,

20:09

they did. Yeah, this controlled violence. I'll do it

20:11

for that camera right now. Oh, now I got

20:13

this one on the hand. Yeah, look at that. You

20:15

want a garbage plate? Like right there. Yeah.

20:18

Garbage plate's Rochester, right? No, garbage plate's Pittsburgh.

20:20

Pittsburgh, huh? Yeah. No,

20:22

I know what you're talking about. They put everything on a fucking... It

20:24

looks like a pizza. No, no, no, no. Permanti

20:26

sandwich. Oh, Permanti's is a... Yeah. They put

20:28

the fries on the sandwich. Yeah, yeah. Well,

20:31

there it is again. Wow, yeah. Next

20:35

special, I think I know what you call it. That

20:37

Pittsburgh look. My other part of

20:39

the thing is, eh. That's another Pittsburgh? I know.

20:42

I always do that though. Eh. Like

20:44

every time you do that, eh? Yeah. But no,

20:46

but it was funny because the... Then we're doing

20:48

the... The first take, then all the

20:51

stunt guys were there. So it went really well,

20:53

but the guy goes, eh, you know, you could

20:55

throw the guy... He

20:58

said I didn't throw the first... I punched and then he goes,

21:01

the throw of the second kind of... He kind of made

21:03

it like I kind of pushed out. Yeah. He

21:05

said you didn't do it hard enough. A little bit. Yeah.

21:07

A little bit. Yeah. A

21:10

little bit. So did you... So

21:13

the second time... Yeah. I just fucking threw his

21:15

ass. Yeah. Like, okay. That's it,

21:17

I think. I'm not gonna get... I don't

21:19

want the big guy fucking pissed at me.

21:22

And I fucking tossed him. Yeah. And

21:25

then 45 seconds later when it's like,

21:27

okay, cut! Like all

21:29

the stunt guys went running to him like, dude,

21:31

are you okay? Because I flipped

21:34

him. I just fucking threw him over

21:36

everything. Yeah, he gave me the old

21:38

Pittsburgh throw. Yeah. Yeah. He

21:40

gave me the old fucking... We call that the... Oh

21:42

my god. God damn it. Terry Bradshaw. God

21:44

damn it. I think I got Alzheimer's, dude.

21:46

Well, oh my... I

21:48

think so does Terry Bradshaw.

21:52

I have a... I mean, I

21:55

don't know. I don't remember anything.

21:57

You lose everything constantly and... the

22:00

situation where like you know it you know somebody

22:02

but you can't think of their name. That's what

22:04

just happened to me yeah I hate it I

22:06

hate it I hate it. Yeah yeah what do

22:08

you think that's from? I think it's from just

22:10

dead brain cells okay I think it's just as

22:12

you get older. But you're you've partied

22:15

but I'm definitely partied way better than it. When

22:17

it comes to between me and you yeah I

22:19

can't I would be like that would be

22:21

like sitting in front of Michael Jordan saying I

22:24

play basketball professionally. I can't do that.

22:26

No no I've never passed the kidney stone in

22:28

the parking lot of a football game.

22:30

Right yeah yeah thank God you haven't had

22:32

to. Yeah no I haven't had to. Is

22:35

that an necessity? People think I'd do this

22:37

shit on purpose. No Joe no no people

22:39

think I'd do this shit on purpose. Joe

22:42

Martin got in almost a fatal car accident

22:44

just got out and then got on a

22:46

plane right? Right yeah yeah. Well going to

22:48

the road going to the best the best.

22:50

That's when you decided you needed glasses I

22:52

think right you thought they didn't get. Oh

22:54

I get it from behind. Yeah no we

22:56

were in the guy looked like Chuck Barry.

22:58

The guy who hit hit me and my wife

23:00

looked like Chuck Barry completely. Yeah yeah we were

23:03

on the 134 I was going to the airport

23:05

to meet up with Verzi and Burr and

23:07

get to go to the Notre Dame game and

23:09

then go on a three-week bus tour. Right and

23:12

you almost didn't make it. And the bus tour was

23:14

the greatest three weeks of my life. I'd still be

23:16

on that bus. Right. It was the greatest thing ever.

23:18

It was the greatest thing ever.

23:21

You guys read books and just got early sleep.

23:23

Oh yeah. Yeah. Poetry

23:26

readings. No I

23:28

mean I mean the bus tour is like you

23:30

know you because basically you just let's

23:33

just say we start at the show. Yeah.

23:35

Shows incredible. Yeah shows incredible.

23:37

Then we go that's when Bill was buzzing. Yeah

23:40

we're going up in vert me and verse and

23:42

it was because when there's three of us no

23:44

one can be like if one person is a

23:46

little lazy that day. Yeah. No the other two

23:48

it's like you always get caught up. And Verzi

23:50

can drink. I know. Verzi can drink. That's why

23:52

he's like Wonder Twin Powers me

23:54

and Verzi. Yeah you and Verzi. Dude Verzi can

23:56

drink. Yeah yeah. So we have a good time.

24:02

So, then, okay, so do all

24:04

that. Get back to the bus at like

24:06

two or two, like say three in the morning. Right,

24:08

three in the morning. Then, that's

24:11

it. You sleep so good. You sleep so good

24:13

on the bus. Well, I

24:16

mean if you're – yeah. No, you do. You do. I thought

24:18

I'd be closer to – you're not. You

24:21

wake up about noon. If I could have

24:23

a sandwich. I think you slept good. Was

24:25

this before you got the CPAP?

24:28

Because I tell you, you probably slept good,

24:30

but I bet you everybody else slept good.

24:32

No, my snoring is ledgy. I've heard you

24:34

snoring. My snoring is ledgy. You used to

24:36

shake the house, yeah. Oh, my God. Speaking

24:38

of the adversity, thank God I

24:41

didn't get a room at the castle you got married in.

24:43

We would have ruined your wedding.

24:45

It would have been worse. It would have been worse. You

24:48

did spill wine on my wife's – you did spill a

24:50

little wine on my wife's dress. Yeah. I didn't know that.

24:53

But in Greek, that's good luck. In Greek culture, it's

24:55

good luck. In Greek and

24:57

Italian, in the DNA, like the 19 in me is like the same.

24:59

Same thing. Yeah, I got 33% Italian in me. There

25:03

you go. So I got a great grandparent who's

25:05

Italian. Joe pre-gamed my

25:07

wedding. I

25:10

had – so we had like four hours to go. Yeah.

25:13

I don't know what my wife did. My wife did

25:15

the fucking ceremony and then she just gave people four

25:17

hours to like – so we could

25:19

do pictures in the cold. So people had nothing to do.

25:22

And when Joe Barnick has nothing to do, there's one thing

25:24

to do. Everyone

25:26

went to his room and he had

25:28

like fucking cases of – I know.

25:30

I had a 24-packer Miller highlight. Yeah.

25:34

He walked into a castle in Long Island like

25:36

he was pre-gamed in the Steelers. And he

25:38

brought a guy as a saint. Yeah.

25:43

I – yeah. I do a gazalis. I do

25:45

a gazalis. I didn't – I don't know what

25:47

I was thinking. I decided it was – I didn't

25:49

think it was – I don't know. I was just

25:51

– because Verzi was in the wedding. Verzi was

25:53

in the wedding. And I don't know what I

25:55

was thinking. It was like, oh,

25:57

I don't want to – you know, miss Verzi. I'm like, oh, I didn't

25:59

know. how many people were at the wedding and

26:01

I just yeah it was a great time though

26:03

oh it was it was the best it was

26:05

it here's here's here's you know it

26:08

was a good time it's like I didn't mess it up was

26:11

I I left I go we

26:13

should get out of here yeah I

26:15

get outside Dante Nero goes

26:18

what are you doing leaving?

26:20

I go yeah

26:22

you're right next

26:24

thing I know I woke up at the

26:27

hotel just like do I

26:29

have what happened I

26:31

have to apologize to

26:34

people well my

26:36

tuxedo shoes exploded my

26:38

tuxedo shoes explodes I had to walk around my

26:40

shoes in my back pocket so I wouldn't lose

26:42

them yeah

26:59

I was like but thank God did

27:01

you know me and Rosie how loud we get

27:04

at five in the morning it was an echo

27:06

through that castle yeah I was like oh my

27:08

god thank God how did your

27:10

shoes explode they were just like

27:14

cheap shoes from the tuxedo

27:19

rental place yeah yeah it was funny cuz I

27:21

almost just wore a suit and then

27:23

mad dogs like give me that guy I

27:26

go I guess you're right

27:28

like I was like yeah it's like so

27:30

you brought these exploded shoes back to the rental

27:32

place I did they gave me like they gave

27:34

me like they gave me like a free tuxedo

27:36

because I'm like it was terrible I think we

27:38

don't drink he turns it to the whole could

27:40

they just pop through his shoes

27:43

the order this whole thing was fabulous I gotta

27:45

say those are fabulous way and I'll tell you

27:47

that I for me the dessert room did you

27:50

make it to the dessert room or

27:53

you don't remember I know I do

27:55

remember I do remember what you the

27:57

opening appetizers were insane they cocked our

27:59

was But here's the thing with the

28:01

wedding you don't have been ever do a Greek wedding. I never knew

28:03

a Greek wedding Jesse was there Oh

28:05

you were I had to leave early. Yeah,

28:08

they repeat everything three times. Oh, yeah, and

28:11

so you're like, oh my god We're only like like

28:14

we're like halfway through this shit It

28:18

was like it was like it's like they call it

28:20

yeah They

28:22

would teams up by nine run. Yeah, we get to go home.

28:24

Yeah, I was sitting there like Seems like

28:27

it's gonna be long and then they it's not We

28:32

repeat things over and over in the Greek Church

28:34

because so many people who are Greek end up

28:36

getting Alzheimer's that they just want To

28:38

make sure that the grandmas can enjoy

28:41

it like I did they forgot it What

28:49

Well what it's like, you know just compared to

28:51

like the regular Catholic Church or whatever It

28:53

was only like it about the third fourth inning and

28:56

it was like, oh my god I think they're saying everything

28:58

like three times. Yeah, and then boom it was over Now

29:03

when you when you pass the kidney stone at the

29:05

at the in the parking lot Where you

29:08

did you just go behind a truck and me? I heard you

29:10

sweat and that people just heard loud noise like ah Well,

29:17

I just had a painful was that oh my

29:19

god It hurts

29:22

so fucking me, you know, I don't know some

29:24

people were okay with it. I despise porta-potties, right?

29:26

Oh, you did it in a porta-pottie. Oh, yeah,

29:28

but I had to go to the bathroom really

29:30

bad They drink, you know

29:32

a 10 12 beers and I went and I

29:34

was like in the porta-pottie which it could have

29:36

been infinity And I couldn't go

29:39

to the bathroom. It was like stuck and I'm just like And

29:43

then I'm like, oh my I don't know and so I went

29:46

back and I was like, you know Like laying on the side

29:48

of a truck just like oh fucking like dude, you should go

29:50

to the hospital. I'm okay And

29:53

then by the time when everyone kind of started

29:55

going in and I could just go between somebody's

29:57

car I just stood there

30:00

And all of a sudden, just like, poof. And

30:02

I swear, it looked like a little baby tooth. Oh.

30:06

It like hit this tire. I can still see it. They're

30:08

hard, right? It like, pings, so it made like a ping

30:10

sound. Yeah, it made like a, I can be like, yeah.

30:13

And I just stood there for like forever. And then literally

30:15

it was like, I just took a shower. Like,

30:18

Jackie Gleason in the hustle, and he turns around after

30:20

he was in space, like, I'm ready to go. Yeah.

30:22

I got the kit and he stood out. Like

30:24

pulling a bullet out yourself. Yeah. Yeah,

30:27

it was rough. I've had some, I

30:29

don't know, it was a lot of pain. I've had a lot

30:32

of pain. You've had some health scares. You've had some stuff. Yeah,

30:34

I remember texting you once. I'm like, how are you? Like, I

30:36

just had a heart attack and I'm

30:38

back in business. Yeah? Yeah.

30:40

You had to bounce back. Yeah, because you were

30:43

having, your heart was stopping at night. You've died

30:45

and come back. You're like Maniac

30:47

Cop, but you can't stop. Well,

30:50

before I got my sleep

30:52

apnea machine, people

30:54

would play a game show with me like, dead?

30:56

Dead, not alive. I

30:59

sent Verzi a picture. I said,

31:01

I said something like, hey, I'm

31:03

with Joe. And he goes,

31:05

Joe, I said, I'm with Joe Barnica. Then I sent him a

31:07

picture of Maniac Cop. And Verzi said

31:09

he laughed for like three hours straight. He

31:12

couldn't stop. Dead

31:14

picture of Maniac Cop, like that was like fucking cuts all

31:17

over his face. You can't be stopped.

31:19

Yeah. They're not, it's gonna be hard to take

31:21

you out of this world. Oh, knock

31:23

on wood. Yeah, knock on wood. You're not gonna go anywhere healthy.

31:25

So you got fixed up. They put a stent in. You got

31:27

your seat belt. I

31:30

say heart attack, but really I have coronary

31:32

artery spasms because my heart just stops

31:34

because it's worn out. Because

31:36

of sleep apnea. Because I don't

31:38

get enough oxygen to my heart. So it just

31:40

stops. So how about now? Is it good though?

31:42

Did they fix it? Yeah, it's like, but if

31:45

I miss my machine for like two days, I'm

31:47

like, I'm feeling it. And I'm on

31:49

so many heart pills. It's crazy.

31:51

Right. So I think probably one of

31:53

the first things the doctor said to you was like, hey

31:55

Joe, I don't know what you're doing

31:57

in your recreational time. But the number one

31:59

thing I would. say probably not to do would

32:02

be co-curve.

32:05

Yeah, probably. I didn't ask you. I didn't say

32:09

anything. Yeah, I mean it's just like once

32:12

in a day someone has it. What are

32:14

you going

32:17

to do? Go inside? I

32:19

would say no. It's

32:22

rude. Yeah, yeah. Wasn't

32:26

it funny though how like

32:29

that was it wasn't around for like 15 years

32:31

and then like about three or four years before the

32:33

pandemic everybody had it again. Yeah, yeah, you know what

32:35

I mean? It was like gone for a long time.

32:37

Everything now is now the fentanyl and you just never

32:40

know. Yeah. So now you literally have to watch like

32:42

eight people do it and wait like that's a

32:45

fucking hilarious bit. Did you just

32:47

say that just now? No,

32:49

I've said it on stage. Sometimes God,

32:51

that's so not all the time. It's not in

32:53

my it's not totally my new 45 minutes. Well,

32:55

thank you for putting on the pot. That's one

32:57

of the funniest premises. Dude, that is so funny.

32:59

What's the truth? Yeah, it's the truth. But that's

33:02

why it's so funny. Some people bring like I

33:04

think Ari brings like

33:06

a kit to test the shit. Yeah. Yeah.

33:08

It's like just fucking find like three dumb

33:10

chicks. Yeah. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Volunteers.

33:16

You don't have to bring through TSA. 20 minutes. They're

33:18

good. All right. Good

33:22

stuff. Yeah. But in general, I'm going

33:24

to speed it. It's never

33:27

been my thing anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

33:29

Which you crown. Now here's the deal.

33:31

I know Joe well. Right. Joe's

33:33

a friend of mine. I know what his drink is. Right. He's a

33:35

guy who looks like he has a drink. You're

33:38

a guy who looks like you has a drink. You

33:40

know, certain guys you're like, what do you want

33:43

to drink? Right. Certain guys like if Jesse came

33:45

over, I go, what do you want to drink?

33:47

Your guy walks in. I go Crown Royal and

33:49

Coke. Yeah. Oh, I like I got

33:51

crown on the rocks. Yeah. Crown the

33:53

rocks. I thought you used to do

33:55

crown and Cokes. I do. It's like my wake up.

33:58

Oh, that's right. Like

34:02

before a show. Dude I watched you drink

34:04

once and I thought like that can't be

34:06

good. I've said that in my head a

34:08

few times like that can't be good the amount that Joe just

34:10

knew. Well you came on the All

34:12

In Tour, you filled in for the great anniversary of that

34:14

one weekend. Yeah and then we got very drunk, I

34:17

was very sick. Oh that was so

34:19

funny, I just told that story about how like,

34:21

I was like did he forget I was here?

34:25

You were gonna be home, we were leaving at 70 and

34:27

I'm gonna go to the Giants game or watch the Giants

34:29

game. It's like 12 30 I'm like, you're like

34:31

dude I was shit in blood, I'm so

34:34

sorry. All I remember was

34:36

we got hammered and I remember going into a

34:38

Johnny Rockets at like four in the morning and

34:40

we were drunk and it was packed four in

34:42

the morning Johnny Rockets and

34:45

Joe was drunk and full volume,

34:48

he was politically incorrect. And

34:51

I was just sitting there going Jesus Christ, what

34:54

are you doing? You were an Italian big guy from

34:56

Pittsburgh and he has a couple fucking crowd royals in

34:58

him. Yeah a couple of Bobs.

35:00

And we were with the owner of the club

35:02

there. Oh yeah the dead head guy. And he

35:04

drove us drunk to another club. To a strip

35:06

club. Yeah well I don't know if my wife's

35:08

catching us up. Oh

35:11

he's biting me. Joe's a

35:13

good friend to have to blame stuff on.

35:15

I was like Joe, Joe wait. Yo

35:18

he went to a strip club. Yeah I

35:20

remember that. Like the fucking shady Connecticut strip

35:23

club. Shady. Shady. Shady.

35:26

It was on a gentleman's club. And we walked in and

35:28

everyone. There was no buffet. No we walked in and everyone

35:30

just started handing Joe their IDs. They

35:32

thought you worked there. You

35:35

had a leather coat on. Don't touch the girls. Oh

35:37

yeah yeah yeah. Oh yeah they really. Like two of

35:39

them wanted to come back to L.A. Yeah yeah. Yeah

35:42

I don't know. I think there was two black chicks

35:44

that just wanted to marry you. Always

35:47

the case. Yeah. Always the

35:49

case. Black chicks love you dude. Yeah I

35:51

love them man. They're cool. Yeah they're

35:54

very cool. And it's like they don't give a

35:56

fuck. Yeah. That's what's great. They

35:58

just want to have fun. Too many white

36:00

chicks get in their heads. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah.

36:03

Well, you probably have like a confidence about you that they

36:05

like I get nervous around black

36:07

chicks. I just don't feel I feel like I'm

36:10

just intimidated. I Would

36:12

have married one if I wasn't intimidated. I

36:14

don't know. I just they're they've always been

36:16

cool. I you know, like everybody It's

36:19

so funny. Like I just so many people that

36:21

just don't like other people Like you just don't

36:24

know other people let's make this all fucking some

36:26

big like save the world and hug everybody But

36:28

I like the Oprah moments at the end. Yeah

36:31

It's like I don't know it's like

36:34

people just traveled. Yeah, they would have so much more

36:36

like, you know, people are people no matter What? Yeah,

36:38

there's no there everyone's just a normal person trying to

36:40

have a good time Yeah, and it's just because I

36:42

know you like the politics or like talking about it's

36:44

just all the fucking politicians that fucking ruined Everyone's life.

36:46

You think these people want to go to a fucking

36:49

war? No, it's when they have some kids Fuck it.

36:51

Have some good food and fuck around. That's it So

36:54

much bullshit cuz I've someone some rich fucking

36:57

guy needs more money for his oil company.

36:59

Yeah, it is fucking bullshit now I

37:01

that's a pickles like yeah We

37:05

can't I want to ask you this question

37:07

Ben Roethlisberger did he do it? It

37:11

would do what when to suppose?

37:13

Yeah That we know the third

37:21

That would be great the core movie said what do

37:23

you mean what I do I went to Super Bowls

37:25

Yeah, I did do that. Yeah, I did do that.

37:27

Yeah, I don't know anything about that story I don't

37:29

know anything about it. I don't either. It just seems

37:32

like a bunch of weird fix

37:34

the TV. I don't know It

37:36

was like a fix the TV situation. It just

37:38

seemed like I wasn't believable to me I

37:41

really don't know one one was in

37:43

Tahoe or something and one was in

37:45

Alabama Yeah, Tahoe's like you

37:47

can't there's no crime in Tahoe. You can't there's

37:50

nothing you're in Tahoe Yeah,

37:52

I you know, I don't know no one was in Pittsburgh wasn't

37:54

it in a hotel room? Oh,

37:56

I thought one was like in Alabama and one was

37:58

in One was in like

38:00

Tahoe. I don't know. I

38:03

really have... I mean that's so long. It's

38:05

a shame that whatever

38:07

it is, like that's... people

38:10

bring it up all the time. Like you brought it

38:12

up to me. Yeah. I have nothing to do with

38:14

it. Me neither. Hahaha. You know what

38:16

I mean? It's like, it's such a weird thing for the poor

38:18

guy who won two Super Bowls and like that's... on

38:21

like his second Wikipedia. I know. And

38:23

someone... people always... Unless he did it. Yeah.

38:26

Yeah. We don't know. We just don't know. But what

38:28

was... was it... Did Trump do it? Was it like

38:30

the R word or was it just like something less

38:32

than that? I don't... I don't... To be honest

38:35

with you, I don't know the details. You know what I

38:37

mean? How about the Trump one? Because if it's like less

38:39

than that, it's like, oh, like, you know, he pulled his

38:41

dick out. Like, eh, you know, I'm not gonna put that

38:43

on his Wikipedia page. Hahaha. If

38:45

it's like he's running an... Art some chick, I'm like,

38:47

well, that's not good. Yeah. Like that's bad. Then you

38:49

should be punished. Yeah. But if it's just something like,

38:52

he grabbed my tits and I didn't want him to,

38:54

it's like... You know... You gotta put... When you're in

38:56

a nightclub, you know, I don't know what... The

38:59

first paragraph's gotta go Super Bowls. Second

39:02

one, if it's R, you put the R. And third

39:04

one, I think you would put... He

39:06

took his dick out. On the third... It's a

39:08

third paragraph. It would almost be like,

39:10

you know, it'd be like whatever early life, professional

39:13

life, this, this... And then it would be

39:16

like, whatever, like something

39:18

underneath. Just be like, hey, you know,

39:20

and whatever, 2005, some woman accused him

39:22

of showing him his cock. And

39:24

then be like, it wouldn't, you know, I don't know. I

39:26

don't even feel comfortable talking about this. Yeah,

39:28

who knows? The Trump one is interesting. What did

39:31

Trump do? The Trump one is, we talked about

39:33

the Trump one. And we may cut

39:35

all this out. Who knows? But the Trump one, the woman,

39:37

it's 30 years later. And

39:40

she said it happened in a Bergdorf Goodman's dressing

39:42

room. And he just grabbed her by the veige,

39:44

I think. That's it. Was

39:47

he coming on to her? Supposedly

39:49

he stormed into the room. Supposedly he stormed into the

39:51

room and just grabbed it. Yeah, threw her up against

39:53

the wall and just... Yeah. It's just, you go like...

39:56

You know, sometimes you're hiding a chick and maybe

39:59

a little kissy kissy. and then you grab

40:01

it and then it's like, no, okay, we're

40:03

done. Sometimes you

40:05

gotta take a three.

40:07

The transition. You

40:09

gotta go for the Larry Bird,

40:11

like they're up to Celtics up

40:13

by eight. I

40:16

was like, oh, good

40:18

night, there's the dagger, Celtics

40:21

by 11. Yeah,

40:24

yeah. Yeah, yeah.

40:27

Well, anyway, the great Joe Bartnick.

40:31

Tell your beautiful wife I apologize for staining her wife.

40:33

No, no, no, no, it's good luck. It's

40:35

good luck. You did it on the hug. Oh, well,

40:38

there you go. There you go. Yeah. There

40:40

you go. No, I was high-fiving verse,

40:42

he missed him in triple. No, no, no, it was

40:44

a hug. And

40:46

Joe gives, Joe goes full wide hands when he

40:49

comes. He goes, ahh. Oh, yeah. And he's so

40:51

big, you just kind of get wrapped in it.

40:53

I think you were holding a wine. I think

40:55

just some of it just went up in the air. It was a

40:58

celebrity. The great thing about Greek culture is anything

41:00

that's broken or anything that's spilled is good luck, which

41:03

is great because I remember when I was little, I

41:05

was at my Irish friend's house and I was on

41:07

one of those bouncy balls and I was a little

41:09

kid and I bounced into a

41:11

mirror and the mirror broke and they were like

41:13

mad about it. And they made me feel like

41:15

bad about it. I was like four. That

41:18

happened in my house. Everyone would be going,

41:20

oh, five, I had good luck for like

41:22

20 years, which is, you know, just the

41:24

way we're hospitable people. The Greeks are awesome.

41:26

Yeah. I mean, you're Italians. It's

41:29

like hospitable. You want to be comfortable. Yeah. We

41:32

said this on the 23 and me, it's like we're the

41:34

same. Yeah. The two greatest empires of the world's

41:36

ever known. Right here. Well, you guys

41:38

had the empire. We were at city states and we

41:40

just kept fighting with each other. Well, that's

41:42

technical. But we built, yeah. Come on.

41:45

Alexander the Great. He's Alexander the Kind

41:47

of Good. Yeah. Yeah. Alexander

41:49

the Great. He's Alexander the Kind

41:51

of Good. Yeah. Alexander the Great.

41:54

He controls from like Japan to like fucking

41:56

Egypt, dude. I just, I don't know. A lot of shit

41:59

back then. You just said because it's

42:01

very funny. They called him Alexander the Great. They didn't

42:03

call him Alexander. They're kind of good. He

42:06

was the great, yeah. Yeah. Well,

42:08

he controlled – he was like 23 and he controlled

42:10

the known world. The problem is

42:12

people say he was Macedonian and not Greek, but

42:14

everyone was Greek. He was speaking Greek. It was

42:16

Greek culture. The Macedonians say

42:18

he was Greek. Technicality. Technicality.

42:21

Technicality. Everything's great. It's

42:23

either Italian or Greek. Basically.

42:25

Basically, yeah. I

42:28

said this isn't my special – this

42:30

isn't what I'm talking about now. How

42:32

we saved the world. The Renaissance. Yeah.

42:36

We saved the world. Yeah. We're not doing it again,

42:38

right? We're not doing it again. You was on your

42:40

own now. Yeah.

42:44

You're on your own. You can't bail you out of debt. No. Oh,

42:47

there's nowhere to go. Where's Columbus going to go?

42:49

He's going to be – Ty's going to discover some

42:51

planet we can live on. Yeah, no. He did it once.

42:56

Then there'll be some hippy bitch like, he didn't discover

42:58

it. There was already people here before. It's

43:02

Native Pluto Day. I

43:05

like the way you view things. All positive. Like a

43:07

lot of people say, oh, Christopher Columbus was – he

43:09

was naughty. He was bad to the natives. You go,

43:11

he saved us. He saved us? Yeah. Oh,

43:15

you know. My problem is someone was here. Joe Bartnig –

43:18

listen. Joe Bartnig goes, two empires, two

43:20

serpables, and Columbus saved the world. There

43:23

you go. There you go. Five

43:25

Stanley Cups. Go

43:28

watch the same time you saved the penguins a couple

43:31

times. Yagra saved the penguins once. And Sizz probably saved

43:33

the penguins once. Yeah. Watch, uh, puck off. Puck

43:36

off is you can listen to it. We're going to

43:38

get some – we haven't – people are getting on

43:40

me because we don't really film it. We film it.

43:42

We never put it out. But, yeah, puck off. And

43:44

if you love hockey, watch puck off. Watch

43:46

my special YouTube Amazon Prime. Come see me on tour.

43:48

Where are you going to be? You want to plug

43:51

some dates or – Yeah. What's

43:53

the website? Oh, my God. Look at this. I got it written

43:55

down. Okay. Let them know. Let them know. Yeah. I'm going to

43:57

do this. This is like a big special – I mean, big

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