0:43

What's

0:43

up, guys? There you go. What's up? Can you

0:45

hear me? Just high backers from

0:48

having sex way too good watch knives.

0:50

That's all. Let's go. That's pretty cool,

0:52

man. You threw that you threw that shit out. Dude,

0:55

I was just doing it so good that, like,

0:57

you blew your back up. Blue your own back up.

1:01

My legs hurt too. Yeah. My whole body

1:03

kind of hurts. It's just like I'm sorry. I mean, if, like,

1:06

bring it up, but, like, I was just doing it so good last

1:08

night that you blew your own back. Yeah. When you're

1:10

having sex so good, you're, like, man, tomorrow's gonna

1:12

suck for me. You know? Yeah.

1:14

It's like you know how that is. Oh, I did.

1:17

Been there. I have to Oh. I mean, I'm rolling

1:19

around in wheelchair the next day. Oh.

1:21

Is that doing so hard? Dude,

1:24

you hate it? Yeah. Yeah.

1:26

I came here on a stretcher. I

1:29

called the ambulance. I called

1:31

the ambulance. You're the only time I've seen an ambulance

1:34

drop somebody off from house to house. Yep. No

1:36

hospital. No hospital.

1:39

Yep. I'm calling up the ambulance to drop

1:41

to drop me to the hospital. Or or were you

1:44

at the hospital and the ambulance took you from the

1:46

hospital to somewhere. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm

1:49

saying. it's damn bang bus. Yeah. That's how that's

1:51

how hard you're hitting it. Mhmm. Is that you

1:53

have to use ambulance lift.

1:55

Mhmm. I remember I remember him.

1:57

That's put me on a Karmave. Karmave.

2:01

Gross. Yeah. I remember white

2:03

chicks. Mhmm. You guys see you guys see white.

2:05

Oh, Will send it to Sierra. Yeah. Sorry. I've

2:08

I wanted to start I everybody. We'll

2:10

send what what would you say as the

2:13

title? Comic. Your comic.

2:15

Comic, you know, just you know, I was

2:17

just I I was seeing you has some good

2:19

stats. Yeah. Dude, you know. We're having a blast.

2:22

Yeah. We've met online

2:24

-- Uh-huh. -- and then now, you know, we're

2:26

friends in. Now we're damn boys. Yes. Wait.

2:28

So what were you what about white chicks? So, again,

2:31

white chicks we're talking about really hard sex. The

2:33

joke there's, like, a running joke that, like, Terry

2:35

Cruise was, like, fucking women so

2:37

hard that they had to be in a wheelchair. Oh

2:39

my god. I forgot about that. Yeah. When

2:42

I saw when I was, like, carried that you on

2:44

his bed. You're so good. But I saw and I was like, hey, and

2:46

so I didn't get it. So I was like, is he,

2:48

like, hurting them? Like, why

2:51

why are they in a wheelchair though? It sucks.

2:53

Oh, yeah. I I was yeah. I guess

2:55

we were all pretty young when Whitechicks

2:58

dropped. When did Whitechicks? I mean, I don't know if I saw it.

3:00

with Whitechicks. Really? I'm I'm pretty

3:03

sure it's, like, one for a favorite movie. Damn.

3:05

Yeah. That's hilarious. I mean, I was

3:07

revisiting rush hour and That

3:10

is a cinematic masterpiece. Yes.

3:13

It

3:13

truly is one

3:14

of the greats in rush hour two as well.

3:16

Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking about how

3:19

You never watched the third. I think

3:21

I The third one's bad. The third one's

3:23

thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I

3:25

mean, you can't really expect that

3:27

to be good.

3:28

rarely is a third good. But

3:31

I was thinking like every every

3:33

country should be forced to make

3:35

a rush hour move movie, and they're, like, paired

3:38

up with another country or culture. There

3:40

should be I think I would like rush hour movies

3:42

to just be made constantly like the bonds here.

3:44

I'm almost. Yeah. Like Japan and Canada. I think

3:46

it would be -- Yeah. -- do numbers all

3:49

over the world and also do a lot of good for bringing

3:51

people together. Yeah. Well, and it

3:53

would be like a competition to see which is

3:55

the best too. It's like a World Cup situation. We

3:57

could solve

3:58

world world conflicts

3:59

this morning. Yeah. Like, what if Israel and

4:02

Palestine was forced to make rush.

4:04

rush hour. Oh. That's how we

4:06

that's how we solve it.

4:08

Yeah.

4:09

Russia. Jared Kushner was Jared Kushner

4:11

was working on that actually. Not coming over

4:13

there. But,

4:15

you know, I the the yeah. We're not

4:17

a Russia Ukraine. Well, good. mean, it

4:19

should be worse rush hour movie because they're

4:21

pretty much exactly the same guy.

4:23

Yeah. Two just very serious guys. They fully

4:26

understand each other. They

4:29

didn't even live that far away from each other. What

4:31

are you what kind of fantasy rush hour combos

4:34

are we doing? Yeah. What's the best? Andrew Yang.

4:36

My Michael Black soon. Let's go. Well,

4:40

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to think outside of

4:42

because, like, there no America

4:44

would be in this. So Andrew Yang He's

4:47

out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's out. So Michael

4:49

Black's in international. Yeah.

4:53

But that would be a good one. Like, if I were to make

4:55

a next rush hour Africa, like, some kind of

4:57

African nation would be a very good self

4:59

produced rush hour. So Kim

5:02

Kim Jong Un and

5:04

Michael Blackstone. That'd be

5:06

good. Okay. That'd be really good. Or like a Sweden?

5:09

A Sweden Kenya? Some

5:12

people would be good.

5:14

Jamaica?

5:17

We'd all love to see Jamaica. That's it. We have

5:20

Jamaica, Mexico. Oh, the last Jamaica,

5:22

Mexico would be a really good country. That would be really good.

5:24

Yeah. It's I'm not implying there's any conflict between

5:26

these countries, but they just love to

5:28

see if they have a too funny combo. too.

5:31

Oh, bro. Did you make the guy showing up in Mexico?

5:33

Being just, like, I'm not gonna find the cartel.

5:35

Damn. Biden the cartel. Mhmm. forget

5:38

about it. Oh, that would be so good. Yeah. No.

5:41

You don't do the voice. Neither

5:43

none of us are gonna do the voice. Rarely

5:45

can do the voice. One book Well,

5:50

anyway, welcome to the podcast, dude.

5:52

Yeah. Thanks for having me. Yeah. I

5:54

owe man dude a couple weeks

5:56

ago, we kinda I

5:59

i I forgot to talk about this

6:01

on -- Oh. -- on the Patreon. but

6:04

that we had we had a

6:06

we had a green room experience

6:09

that was was

6:13

not it was not ideal.

6:15

It was psychotic. Yeah. Yeah.

6:17

This was fucked, man. I did

6:20

I tell Yeah. I don't think I told you about

6:22

this. No. We had well, we

6:24

were just so Whit was hosting

6:26

those Friedland shows -- Yep.

6:28

-- while he was in town. and

6:31

we had kind of a night

6:33

on Friday. You know, we kind of Okay.

6:35

I'm popping off, you know. Saturday,

6:38

but these shows booked at

6:40

psychotic times. Right? So

6:42

so, like, Friday, I did talk about the times,

6:44

I think. I did talk about the times. Right? because I

6:46

did mention, like, that the first show

6:48

was Friday at five thirty, which

6:51

I was like, that is only unemployed. Very

6:53

unemployed. Very unemployed behavior

6:56

to, like, buy a ticket to, like, a five do you?

6:58

Yeah. Nobody's had time to drink or let me have

7:00

one loosen ups. And the

7:03

the Saturday show, they were like, alright. Can

7:05

you get their four thirty. Four

7:08

thirty PM. And, like,

7:10

the show starts at five PM.

7:13

Matt and A show,

7:15

the sun fully out. Mhmm. That's

7:18

goofy. But we, like, got

7:20

to this green room Right?

7:23

Like, I I woke up at, like,

7:25

one PM. I'm

7:27

having my first meal at, like, two PM. Uh-huh.

7:29

I go over to the,

7:32

you know, this green room and they

7:34

have we have, like, a couch.

7:36

Right? But the green room is double

7:39

booked with this so the

7:41

venue is this place is the virtual and

7:43

their green room. There's always something going

7:46

on in the room there's like a back room

7:48

that's like an event room. Yeah. There's

7:50

like a back room that is an event room

7:52

that I guess people can rent out. and

7:55

that the the It sounds like a

7:57

porn set up. Like, the bathroom. Like, the

7:59

green room, quote unquote, green room bath

8:02

room is the same bathroom as one bed

8:05

that whatever this this room is that

8:07

people are renting out. Somebody rented

8:09

out a room for a birthday and

8:11

so I walk in. I'm so sorry. you

8:13

gotta explain you gotta explain the makeup of the

8:15

party. Oh, so there's a birthday party? There's a birthday

8:18

party. There's, like, a bartender at the bar.

8:20

Yeah. And the makeup of the party is, like, there's,

8:22

like, ten, like, mid twenties women

8:24

who clearly know each other very well. And

8:27

then the other half is, like, forty year olds

8:29

set up Yeah. You clearly do not know

8:31

anybody but the birthday girl. Yeah.

8:33

This was already very strange -- Yeah. -- off the

8:35

top. Like, all the interactions were pretty wild.

8:37

There's there's, like, some lighting fix sure

8:39

that -- Yes. -- and hard style tech, you know,

8:42

is blasting. Oh, they're playing volume.

8:44

They're playing, like, a bad, like, an

8:46

EDM remix. of

8:49

that of that

8:52

Lana Del Rey cover -- Yeah. -- of Sublime.

8:54

It's like John Wick, Night club song

8:57

over and over again. Or is it three eleven?

8:59

What's the one that's Yeah. It's

9:01

a sublime cover. That's a sublime way. Yeah.

9:04

Yeah. They're playing an EDM remix

9:06

of the that lotted lebri

9:08

cover of. So in time. Yeah. Yeah. And

9:12

and there's, like, flashing lights It was

9:14

like a horrible fucking setup. It was

9:16

great. It was very stressful. Yeah.

9:18

Like, I could I would I never knew peace.

9:20

Yeah. I that this is supposed to be

9:22

my place. Going on to stage was the escape.

9:25

Yeah. Yeah. This is, you know,

9:28

and, like, the some

9:31

lady threw up in the bathroom.

9:33

You couldn't use the green room bathroom.

9:35

Well, Brandon So Brandon's like, alright. I'm gonna

9:37

go to bathroom. He walks in,

9:40

and then he's like, very loud. He's like, whoa.

9:42

And then, like, he turns around, like, very

9:44

concerned and, like, walks kind of a

9:46

few feet out, and then just kind of, like, announces

9:49

to the room, say, hey, is everything, like, okay.

9:52

In there, And then we walk over and

9:54

we see this woman just passed out. On

9:56

the planet. is everywhere, dude.

9:58

It's like in the There's in the there's a bathtub. It's in

10:00

the that was on the toilet, so on the floor. Or

10:02

the lady was like, no.

10:05

It's not okay, but it will be. It will

10:07

be. Yeah. Yeah. It's not okay in there. But

10:09

and when lady, when you say like,

10:11

who are you talking to at this? I don't know one of the birthday.

10:13

Just one of the birthday. Yeah. Somebody who is, like,

10:15

around. Oh, wait. So when

10:18

does their thing end? Well, it

10:20

ended pretty quickly after the vomit

10:22

puke. And this is this is a this

10:24

is I'm trying to remember what inside of the studio.

10:26

Saturday two weeks ago, this is the day of

10:28

the the S and L season premiere.

10:30

Mhmm. Everybody's wasted. was

10:32

like, you know,

10:34

I I auditioned. I thought, you know,

10:36

okay. Maybe I'll maybe I'll be A0I

10:38

know the new S and L cast member. And

10:40

then instead, I'm I'm

10:42

opening for Adam Free, but five PM.

10:44

I'm opening for Adam Friedland at five PM. I

10:46

can't I can't use the green room because the lady threw

10:49

up -- Oh, man. -- actually, the lady threw up everywhere.

10:51

The whole every smelled like smelled like shit. But

10:53

yeah. They left. They her

10:56

her well, her friend Her barbs There was

10:58

very quickly, like, a, like, very odd

11:00

of his passing of the responsibility to

11:02

get this girl home from, like, like, nobody wanted

11:04

to take it. And they would think the birthday

11:07

girl had to take responsibility. Oh, yeah.

11:09

I saw I saw it happen. because she was remember

11:11

she was, like, the the door outside.

11:14

She was, like, standing -- Like -- this is lightly

11:16

Yeah. Yeah. I'm, like, looking at the schedule

11:19

and, like, they're

11:21

doing goofy stuff over here. It's crazy. It's,

11:23

like, it's a venue. And on

11:25

their public calendar is don't mean to

11:27

battle like I mean, the virtuals

11:30

does have, you know It does, like, hats up with curtain

11:32

talk to good question. But, like, amongst

11:34

these, like, events these ticketed events

11:37

for with audiences, there's

11:39

also, like,

11:40

somebody's

11:42

birthday, like a movie event count. It's

11:45

wild. I don't know how or why they do that. Yeah.

11:48

Yeah. This

11:50

might be a spillover of, like, COVID desperation

11:52

or something, you know? Yeah. Just try and I feel

11:54

like during COVID, there was always, like, like,

11:57

you could rent a movie theater to watch Remember

11:59

that? Mhmm. There's a

11:59

period where only ten people could watch a movie at

12:02

once anyway, so they're like, yeah, you could just rent it.

12:04

You

12:04

could rent a theater and just watch flub matrix

12:07

and AMZ with your freaky out of flubbers. Can

12:09

you still rent you can still

12:11

do that? Right. Probably, you could

12:13

you could have always done that but I think

12:15

if the election price was high, like,

12:17

cheaper during COVID. But, yeah, you

12:19

could I think you could still

12:21

do that generally. remember when I worked AMC

12:23

some weird stuff going on. And then also,

12:25

they do the Fathom events. Mhmm. That's always

12:28

that we're like, the It's like a what

12:30

they're showing it at all the is it? Yeah.

12:32

Sometimes it'll be, like, a livestream

12:34

thing. So there'll be, like, a church. I remember they're

12:36

being church. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I worked at AMC too

12:38

for a while. Yeah. There's always church on Sundays.

12:41

And then there was, like, sporting events sometimes

12:43

as well. Yeah. There's, like, some and

12:45

you'd you know, you worked for it's a huge corporation.

12:48

It's massive. I worked for a thirty screen

12:50

AMC. Really? Thirty theaters.

12:52

That's a lot. Yeah. They downsized since then, but

12:55

it might have been one of the biggest. It's a makeup it

12:57

was in Warrenville, Illinois. Did you work at

12:59

one because most same season now,

13:01

they do the food. They do food

13:03

the food service. This was before that. We

13:05

just had, like, snack bars instead of us. Yeah.

13:08

It's great. It's it's disgusting when I was

13:10

really young. So I was like, I was a teenager,

13:12

so it was a long time ago. And, yeah,

13:15

it was nuts. But I just I do

13:17

remember the weird events going on. And

13:19

you only know when you're working at the ticket

13:21

booth, you don't really, like they're not, like, telling

13:23

you what's up. Right. But you'll notice a

13:26

strange group of people,

13:28

like, coming in over and over again, like, people coming

13:30

in in in suits, and you're like, dude, what the fuck?

13:32

And then, like, you look at what they're buying tickets for. It's

13:34

church. Right. Like some church thing that they're

13:37

getting

13:37

piped into the theater -- Correct. -- the Internet

13:39

or something. Yeah. They're

13:41

always doing goofy stuff. So I think you could

13:43

still rent a theater if you want. We could maybe go

13:45

do a flubber screening one. We could do a flubber screen,

13:47

dude. Yeah. Which one? Is

13:49

there a second flubber? Well, there's Jared

13:52

the the original flubber. The Robin

13:54

Williams one. Oh, dude, Jared. look

13:56

at the mask. Oh, oh, there's Look

13:58

at the OG. there's no There's

14:01

Leverage a remake. Whoa. Leverage a remake.

14:03

Yeah. Oh, are you kidding? Well

14:05

well, are you kidding me? Well, don't know that. I looked

14:07

at don't Wait. You didn't know that either. No.

14:10

That's such an invention of the nineties. I'm

14:12

shocked. There's a I need you to look this

14:14

up. No. I thought my last dude. No.

14:17

Clover? Yeah. Jerry Lewis Clover.

14:20

There's the original Clover.

14:22

Well, How

14:24

did Flubber appear in the original? Yeah.

14:26

I'm sorry for ruining your story, Brandon. No.

14:29

There's no story.

14:32

Is this Mandela effect? What

14:35

No. I can swear to guys, bro. Yo.

14:37

Type I didn't think you have the nutty professor. Hey.

14:39

Yo. How are you thinking of the At

14:42

the home? Yeah. But Oh

14:44

my god. man, Seth. This is my dude, professor.

14:47

There he was. No. Oh, I remember

14:49

this movie. My mom played me this one as

14:51

a kid. Walt Disney is absent minded professor.

14:53

Yes. The Ouchy It's a remake

14:55

of the absent minded professor. Oh,

14:58

so it's like, okay. Yes. But okay.

15:00

Is is the main thing Okay. -- has

15:02

a goo. starring

15:04

not

15:05

Not Jerry Lewis. Okay. But as

15:07

far as playing it with the nutty

15:09

professor, which was also remade

15:12

around the same time, However,

15:15

it was a remake. But

15:17

it was Have you seen the original is the main

15:19

thing that he has, like, a green goo that can, like,

15:21

play basketball well. Dance and he's

15:24

does it he shakes his booty. He shakes his dance

15:26

flubber booty. Flubber, shaking his booty. Okay.

15:28

The ninety professors are remax. That's funny remake.

15:31

Yeah. Well, I was dude,

15:34

the five seconds where I thought

15:37

there was, like, a ninety and sixties version

15:39

of Flubber. I was Well, there ain't I was

15:41

were you, like, imagining how it's iron ore?

15:43

I was imagining what the sixties Flubber,

15:45

like, the actual actual flubber character looked like Just

15:47

like a puppet or something. Yeah. Yeah. Like, practical

15:50

effects, flubber. Oh, what he does? had to be

15:52

a a puppet or something like a marionette. because

15:55

the whole movie is Flubber

15:57

like he's insane a fact. No. But it had

15:59

a sequel called

15:59

Son of Flubber.

16:02

Yes. Like, after

16:04

the original flubber. Right? They have the flubber.

16:06

Yeah. So the absent minded professor.

16:09

Nineteen sixty one. Nineteen sixty

16:11

three. son of flubber. Son of flubber.

16:13

Are you kidding me? flubber.

16:15

Damn. And I'm talking -- Hey. -- hang on my

16:18

face. I'm talking thirty

16:20

years. before flubber.

16:22

Wow. Before the flubber that we know

16:24

and love. Damn. Oh, wait. So

16:26

so you're vindicated I'm actually I'm

16:29

vindicated. Mhmm. I was

16:32

I was damn. That's Oh, that is So

16:35

Yep. Yeah. Wait. So

16:37

it is So flubber was flubber was

16:39

like the thing in the original one? The

16:41

flubber gas. Okay. But it

16:43

was gas. But Jack, you're right. Flubber seem like

16:45

such a fucking invention of

16:47

the nineties. Yeah.

16:49

mean okay. So the absent minor professor,

16:51

does he I'm I need to know this, Brandon.

16:53

I'm sorry. I don't even know this podcast. No.

16:56

He's laughing at me. I'm, like, blown away. I'm got

16:58

yeah. I got the mod. released

17:02

in nineteen sixty one. This film was a huge success

17:04

a blockbuster office, two years later,

17:06

became the first Disney film to have a

17:08

sequel, son of Flubber. It

17:10

was one of first Disney films to be colorized.

17:14

A remake entitled Flubber with Robin Williams

17:16

was released in nineteen ninety seven.

17:18

Okay. Damn.

17:21

he schemes to gain wealth by means

17:23

of flubber. Discovery of flubber.

17:26

I

17:26

feel like Robert had it. Okay. Yeah.

17:32

Man, I don't know. I I don't like

17:34

that's crazy.

17:37

it I wonder what flubber looked like. I mean, we

17:39

could We could pull it. We could pull it up

17:41

like don't Yeah. What did he look like?

17:44

I need to know what I need to know what Clubber

17:47

looked like in the sixties. I

17:50

mean, have you guys seen the original version

17:52

of the mask? Oh, no.

17:54

Sorry. Which one? mean, Jimmy Stewart? No.

17:56

Well, I'm sad, like dude.

17:59

Well, now I think I'm really excited. a little now

18:01

I have no idea. Now those ways up right now.

18:03

Marlon Brando -- Yeah. was

18:05

in the original Ace Ventura.

18:07

Wow. Nineteen fifty nine.

18:09

Ace Ventura pet detected it. I'm such

18:11

a fucking sucker. It was more of a noir

18:13

for I was just doing news. That'd be so

18:15

funny. was gonna say if you google

18:18

Flubber nineteen sixties, you just see a photo

18:20

of Flubber hosing down protesters.

18:24

No flubber. What

18:26

are you doing? No

18:28

flubber. No. That's

18:31

awesome. Okay. There's

18:33

on a flubber. It doesn't show I

18:35

think it's just like the flubber is doing things

18:38

to people. Oh, the flubber's like an invisible guess.

18:41

Yeah. Oh, that's Somebody

18:46

just played an football game and they just

18:48

threw a guy, like, really awesome. That

18:50

was really awesome. They were electric. They're playing

18:52

black and white football, and they just

18:54

threw a guy. because I remember Wow. -- in

18:56

white football to a guy. And then the other

18:58

guy caught him. because I remember in the movie flubber,

19:01

he, like, took pieces of flubber and put him on the bottom

19:03

of the basketball blue shoes. Yeah. And they were

19:05

going off. No. The little guy. Yeah.

19:07

Yeah. Wow. I don't know if there's, like,

19:09

a dancing little man. No. No.

19:12

Of course not. They didn't have the technology. Dude,

19:15

you're about and I was so I was excited

19:17

because I was excited to fucking fix I was really stoked

19:19

because that would be a super funny mistake. You

19:21

know, because you can track a lot. You'd be like,

19:23

oh, that I can see how you made that mistake.

19:26

Well, yeah, I did conflate

19:28

it with the nutty professor. That's

19:30

also true. Yeah. But it was the

19:33

absent minded professor. or which

19:35

is like that's It's easy to

19:37

totally I was I was closer to the truth

19:40

than anyone in this room. No. Yeah. You

19:42

know. Yeah. Yeah. Run the tape. Run

19:44

the tape. My god. Right now, you you

19:46

at home. Run the tape. We had zero

19:48

in information. Yeah. So you Yeah. No.

19:50

We think we clearly start guys in the room.

19:52

Yeah. I was unarmed.

19:55

Just simply learned Yeah. I was armed I was armed

19:57

with knowledge. That I'm sure

19:59

there are some movies that we don't know that

20:01

are remakes that are surprising.

20:05

You know? But flubber

20:07

flubber, I respect it. No. Flubber, you

20:09

thought that that was an entirely original

20:12

creation. Well, it did seem

20:14

it was just like, so many movies. But the amount

20:16

like that when they had -- The flow early. --

20:18

digital animation. Right now. The digital

20:20

animation itself is, like,

20:22

Not they didn't have that.

20:25

Like, that was, like, they really

20:27

They didn't have a bad ass to green goo.

20:29

He was really funny. instances of

20:32

flubber was so funny. Lovebirds was so

20:34

funny. Yeah. And then he made girl flubber and

20:36

they'd dance? She was so beautiful. Flubber

20:38

was only one movie too. He didn't have

20:40

that long of a career. Yeah. What a waste. Yeah.

20:43

I think he tried to do some TV work after,

20:45

but it just didn't work out from Yeah. Gotta read

20:47

it, you know, he still

20:49

hangs around. I see him. He hangs around

20:52

West Hollywood sometimes, but cruising

20:54

yeah. He's not looking the same. be

20:57

so small too. Yeah.

20:59

Well, that's how he's able to get into the club. So I'll

21:02

let him otherwise. It just sneaks

21:04

right now. He's a little and gets a little

21:06

grabby. Yeah. No. There was that hole

21:09

there was that incident at the goth

21:11

At the goth. club at that,

21:13

you know, he

21:15

he groped,

21:18

but it was I

21:20

don't know. It's like I

21:22

I think that there should be a path

21:24

for redemption from flubber.

21:26

Yeah. It's

21:27

true. I mean,

21:30

Why not? I

21:32

mean, he didn't it's like don't know the

21:34

details. It's green area. Okay.

21:38

Yeah. Maybe podcasts and also green areas.

21:44

You smoke when you didn't decide if canceled, men

21:47

should be canceled. Yeah. So,

21:50

wait, what happened in the speaking of green? What happened

21:52

in the green room? I think I interrupted the story.

21:54

Oh, Yeah. Where do we at? Oh, I don't

21:57

know. Basically yeah. They were passing her off. And

21:59

then, like, the

22:01

last thing I saw of it was, like, I was, like, trying

22:03

to, like, get out the back entrance and I, like,

22:05

hit the past out girl.

22:07

And I saw that she was, like, like, standing, but,

22:09

like, slumped over fully, like,

22:12

like, an -- Yeah. -- with, like, a blanket

22:14

around her shoulder and her friend was just, like, rubbing

22:16

her back. Yeah. And that's

22:18

the last I saw of it. That's

22:21

Yeah. And it was, like, how soon how

22:23

long before the show did they get these women out

22:25

of here? Oh, after. During yeah.

22:27

Before, during and after. Like the show, I couldn't

22:29

so you're joined in the green room form

22:32

before the early show. Yeah.

22:34

I had to, like, just say in the I was just

22:36

in the alley chain smoking. How

22:39

how big is this venue? Where's their party

22:41

going? Like like It's like one second. You go

22:43

upstairs. One twenty cap.

22:46

Then where's their party happening? Something like

22:48

that. in the in the green room.

22:50

Just the Well, there's, like, a green

22:52

room that And there was, like, a bar a bar with the

22:54

bar ten. There's, like, a It's a whole It's

22:56

a little trouble. I It's an area that's

22:58

not that big where it's like there's a couch

23:01

and then there's like a a room that's adjacent

23:05

and everybody was in that room, but they're

23:07

they're going in in that. Like, they're there

23:09

was no So is there green room in, like, a and

23:11

the music is It sounds it's actually

23:14

sounding like there's no green room.

23:16

They have a space -- Yeah. They call

23:18

the green room. Yeah. -- that was being rented out

23:20

to a birthday party. They also rents out. So

23:23

so there's also a group of women

23:25

somewhere right now. Maybe

23:27

telling a similar story where they're like,

23:29

yeah, it was really fucked up and, like,

23:31

you know, Stacey got

23:33

super drunk. And on top of that, I don't

23:35

even understand, like, these comedians showed up

23:37

Yeah. -- and walked into our birthday party.

23:39

There's a lot of Why are you in our room? three

23:42

strange men staring at their phones. Yeah.

23:44

That's like the family who sent, like, these

23:46

comedians who hang out at our birthday

23:48

party. We we we were not

23:51

causing any kind of ruckus. No.

23:53

No. No. We were quiet as mouse. Yeah. As

23:55

mice. But, like, maybe maybe their story

23:57

is like, we were we were in there

23:59

trying to

23:59

pop off, trying

24:01

to cause a rock is just weird. Like, there

24:03

were these these three, you

24:05

know, party poopers Yeah.

24:08

Maybe they maybe Well, it's just weird for the

24:10

venue to think, like, oh, yeah. This will

24:12

be done. talk to them. Like, just these

24:14

women's birthday party

24:16

and the comedy show going at the same time.

24:19

It was really the fourth party. He's, like, the

24:21

worst place I could have been. It was bizarre. In in

24:23

the state that I was in. because

24:25

that I

24:27

oh, man. Yeah. It was

24:29

it's

24:29

no good. You're trying lock in so you can go

24:31

b mode up there. Exactly. And

24:34

when there's large style techno and girl

24:36

dying. Yeah. It's very difficult to get

24:38

in the right head to lock in. I mean, that's exactly

24:40

what I need to go be most. You say

24:42

the top fifteen specific

24:44

I have the very specific needs.

24:47

Yeah. Oh,

24:49

god. Well, oh, well, did you we'll

24:51

actually did bring we'll

24:54

we'll came we'll we'll

24:56

brought something. Oh, I came So

24:59

Will's been wanting something I'm real excited

25:02

about. Please. So a few weeks

25:04

ago, I'm on Instagram reels as, you

25:06

know, and I'm scrolling

25:08

through and I see this stand up comedy

25:10

clip, like from from a guy who's doing

25:12

a show. And I listened to

25:14

it and is this guy kinda doing this

25:17

indecipherable non

25:20

joke, but it's crushing. It's

25:22

annihilated. The last are show loud. And

25:24

so I listen to it and I wash it again and

25:26

I notice that the lighting

25:28

is perfect. Dude, the lighting

25:31

is absolutely where this is going. I'm I said perfectly

25:33

fine. No. But I wanted to do this for you a long

25:35

time ago. Remember? Oh, fake. I was like,

25:37

let's make fake videos. Yeah.

25:39

And the and the and the and the and the and the laughter was like

25:41

canned laugh from, like, like, the, like, the tempy

25:43

improv. Like, like, really loud, crazy

25:46

club laughter. And I click

25:48

on this guy's profile and he

25:50

has hundreds of videos

25:52

of him, fake performing standup

25:55

-- Yeah. -- with fake laughs. And

25:57

but then advertising it as if it is

25:59

real

25:59

stand. out. Dude,

26:01

it's really strange. I wanted to do that

26:03

crazy for you. was like, why don't we do it all in

26:05

post? That was like, it's probably even on this

26:07

pie webcaster. I was like, dude, why don't we do it all in post?

26:10

Yeah. Most of the extended clips are just it's

26:12

like the wall in the background. So why not

26:14

do it in post? Right. And pipe in the

26:16

left. Yeah. Pipe in, like, control at

26:18

all. That's legal. I mean, no,

26:20

of course. But that would be the joke. Right? No. No. No. No.

26:23

No. Like, what I was doing it is not the This

26:25

guy's not presenting it. This guy surprised

26:27

nobody did it though, but now there is a guy Now there's

26:29

a guy who's not doing it as a bit,

26:31

like, the way that we were No.

26:33

to know. I I was surprised more people weren't faking

26:36

it. Yeah. Were they do, like, fifty takes

26:38

to, like, nail the juice. And nail the juice. It's,

26:40

like and he's, like, pausing and, like, reacting

26:42

to It's, like, uncanny. It's one of the

26:44

most iconic It's really, like, adding heckled

26:46

moments. Well, I've been seeing that. That's coming

26:49

back on TikTok too. I saw a couple of clips

26:51

of, like, twenty year olds doing, like,

26:53

Steve Hock, upsetter. Ask, like,

26:55

like, dumbass. Donio,

26:57

all, like, the bad stuff is

26:59

coming back. Yeah. coming back. Everything from,

27:02

like, too. Yeah. YouTube earlier

27:04

YouTube. What Steve Hopsetter up to? Is

27:06

he still -- I think -- I wonder if he's still owning

27:08

Heclis. He's still owning Heclis. What a what

27:11

an absolute fucking Dinges.

27:13

He's got a self offsetter. There's a

27:15

self offsetter Roku Channel. Is

27:17

it right? Oh, my god. It's just We downloaded

27:20

it Patrick's house. An entire Is

27:22

it all him? Yeah. Oh my

27:24

gosh. Dude,

27:26

he's he's, like, the horseman of, like,

27:28

the the the posse I'm not trying to, like, actually

27:30

watch any of his videos, but I do wanna just

27:32

see, like, sort by recent. Well, because also

27:35

the newest Well, I

27:37

don't know. We've we've talked about the the

27:39

Steve Hops that are Choosing Heclar.

27:42

The newest one's chewing. Choosing Choosing

27:44

Heclar. because I don't think he's actually I

27:46

think he's either, like, there's

27:49

plants or he's probably doing,

27:51

like, an audience q and a and then just reframing

27:53

it later online as I

27:56

think it's because I've seen I've seen some of

27:58

the videos and, like, the heckles are, like, you can tell,

28:00

like, they're rehearsed. Right. I mean, it's somebody, like,

28:02

delivering -- Yeah. -- along fine. Dude,

28:05

in just even like the past few

28:07

weeks, he's had so many hecklers. Choosing

28:10

a heckler, Steve Hofstetter, Heclar

28:13

owned for three minutes. Oh my god.

28:15

A Jewish comedian and Salt Lake City, that's just

28:17

such a funny title. It's kind of like

28:20

vase. It's like a way, like, crying. It almost sounds

28:23

like AAA warning. Yeah. Like

28:25

like like he's,

28:27

like, some anti Semat guy, like putting out the

28:29

word like We gotta we gotta get him out of here.

28:33

Two hecklers get home. By the way, Kanye never

28:36

went Defcon three. I guess they

28:38

they banned him for it. Yeah. I guess they grounded

28:40

him. It is a really funny

28:42

setup to be like, oh, okay.

28:44

Look, I'm a little sleepy. but what I

28:46

wake up, I'm gonna go deaf on

28:48

three on the Jews. gotta

28:53

go to bed, but first

28:56

thing in the morning. Well, you don't wanna

28:58

do that without rest. Yeah. No. Absolutely.

29:01

need to be you need Well, that's why that's why

29:03

I had on a swivel. There's conflict on the Jewish

29:05

Israeli rock. I mean Hitler was wildly

29:07

addicted to amphetamines. Yeah. There's that famous

29:09

video of him. Of him, like, tweaking him.

29:12

the

29:13

What should everyone okay.

29:17

Alright. So he does have a couple normal videos

29:20

comedian decides to get naked. Whoa.

29:22

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Is

29:26

the video of this man exposed? point. So It's

29:28

gonna be like fifty now. Right? What it what's comedian

29:31

decides to get naked? Get naked?

29:33

I don't know. Oh, I don't like This Nicki.

29:37

You know it's just nonsense. Yeah.

29:41

Like the I doubt somebody even takes clothes

29:43

off in this video. Oh, yeah. He's like,

29:46

yeah. What the hell? Dude, I was just

29:48

telling you a story of a con Not only are they

29:50

not not only are they not naked.

29:52

They're in full suits. They're all wearing

29:54

full suits. That stinks.

29:57

Yeah.

29:58

He's he's really funny.

29:59

Just

30:01

how often does somebody heckle at one of your

30:03

shows, Brandon? Not often. It doesn't

30:05

have three or four times maybe And,

30:07

like, that should happen. It's also, like,

30:09

a person shouting out one thing. Yeah.

30:11

I mean, like, it's not I think

30:14

common. Yeah. And, like, Steve is

30:16

I feel like your crowd would

30:18

be more heckle type guys

30:20

than people wanna see Steve if

30:22

he weren't posting videos like -- Yeah. -- he wasn't

30:25

really Yeah. He seems like comedy for

30:27

more subdued, mature

30:29

people. Yeah. Well, he's like a club hack. You

30:31

know, he just like goes like, if he if this

30:33

never happened, he would've just like Sorry.

30:35

Not the not the talk shit on Steve Hoffman.

30:38

I I would feel bad if it wasn't for, like I

30:40

think you've liked the attention. Yeah.

30:42

Well, he's an he's a he's a truly evil

30:44

man. Well, we're just We're

30:46

simply we're heckling right now. That's

30:48

all we're doing. We're heckling. What's the Well, I mean,

30:50

he's the reason all of, like, this this stuff. Like, you're

30:53

gonna see that, like, the fake standup. That's gonna

30:55

happen more and more because this guy is successful

30:57

with it. No. It's and people are gonna

31:00

copy. Wait. So what's the wait.

31:02

What's the video of him doing? Fix

31:04

it. This this other guy? The guy the

31:06

I guy that I showed you. Yes. Yeah.

31:08

You watched them. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. There was

31:10

one that you sent me the other paper towel

31:13

one. And this guy, wait, can you recite

31:15

the paper towel thing? I

31:17

don't know. or could you just find it on your Find

31:19

it, but Find it. Are we getting

31:21

are we getting his ass? Well, let's just hear it.

31:23

wanna see it. I wanna see it and hear it. It's not

31:25

like we're gonna be able to He might You

31:29

guys run a good show. Before he wants Oh,

31:31

sorry. Go ahead. Oh, you know the guy?

31:34

I've yeah. I've I've I mean, I don't

31:36

know him well.

31:37

What are

31:39

you This is me. I'm finding it. Dude, I

31:41

will say, while you find

31:43

it, Steve Hoffsetter, oh,

31:46

it should be? Yeah. Here it is. I'll circle back and

31:48

talk about this.

31:49

Here it is something. We all

31:51

use almost every

31:52

day of our lives that

31:53

does not get the respect. You can turn it

31:55

up a little bit.

31:57

Paper towels.

31:59

Paper

31:59

towels are always there for you when you need

32:02

it. It's you make a mess,

32:04

just throw paper towels at it until it's

32:06

gone. Plus they've got diamonds

32:08

and ducks and stuff printed on it.

32:10

Who designs those? by the way.

32:12

I would love to meet the artist like who's

32:14

where when we're squiggly lying. Oh

32:17

my god, who symbolizes

32:18

absorption see. The

32:20

flowers represent home. There

32:23

is

32:23

Which is What's that? You're

32:25

so painful to watch. Which is her laughs

32:27

at at the premise. Yeah. Yeah. Where

32:30

he's, like, there's one thing that's always

32:32

there for us when people tell you. paper

32:34

towels. And then the fake audio is like, what?

32:39

There's so many things like, first off, the

32:41

joke itself, not a joke. That's

32:43

just the a thought that a crazy guy would

32:45

have. there's no, like, form

32:47

of, like, structure to it. He seems to be doing,

32:49

like, bad Dane Cook style -- Yeah.

32:52

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. -- where it's all, like, his little

32:54

faces he's making. Yeah. He's doing, like, the big smiles

32:56

and, like, the, like, the,

32:59

you know, really, like, trying

33:01

to, like, act like he's bonding to laughter.

33:03

What was the rest of it? Like, who's

33:05

design like, who's designing those by

33:07

the way? What the fuck? Right. Yeah. What's

33:09

what's the weird designs on that paper tells

33:11

that we all that everybody in that club knows

33:14

and that's why they're laughing.

33:16

It's the premise is strange because it's like

33:19

I've never I've never even seen orthotics.

33:21

No. That's not mystery to anybody. Yeah. Nobody

33:23

The company -- That's exciting thing. -- the company

33:25

designs them. Right. Who did say nothing

33:28

thought. Bounty. Founty designs.

33:30

They're all paper towel better. This is a

33:32

this is a good one. This is a banger. With

33:34

this one. This is Also,

33:37

I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm crashing this guy,

33:39

but also stay out of the east side, dude,

33:41

because it's on-site. He's

33:44

he's got a fun show at Barlovich. Yeah.

33:47

I'll stop here. What's up? He

33:49

lives here. Oh, yeah. I just say Wait. So he due

33:52

to he has a show, and he's still

33:54

doing Yeah. Like, he could just be Why doesn't

33:56

he have to use real clips? It's Well

33:59

mean Have you watched

33:59

the message of what what what's your reaction?

34:02

Like, there's no way that this works

34:04

in real life. Look

34:05

at the one that I just I just CMD1

34:08

that I I was like, this is

34:10

it is

34:11

something that I am I'm

34:13

like confused about. I

34:16

am I am like

34:20

Make up a fake excuse so you

34:22

can get out of something, just go

34:24

for it. Don't say I'm

34:26

sick. Say I'm at my Cousins, hamsters,

34:29

Kingston Yara. Yeah. I

34:31

can't pick you up. I have cardio talking.

34:34

Well, Yeah. No. Yeah.

34:37

I can't go. They need me up in

34:39

space.

34:41

Wait. That's the whole video.

34:43

That is crazy. It's it's

34:46

evil. It's Jen. It's truly an evil thing

34:48

to do. And

34:48

he has he has, like, a hundred

34:51

plus kids. I feel like people liking

34:53

this videos these videos don't even

34:55

speak English. Well, half a no. It's

34:57

half of it. That's something that I'm like, well, orders.

35:00

We're assuming that they're real lying on the other

35:02

side. If he's faking the video, he might be faking

35:04

the likes. Maybe. But because there's only,

35:06

like, five comments on these.

35:08

That's a good point. But, I

35:10

mean, I didn't even look. I could probably just tell if

35:12

I Yeah. Yeah. Give it a look. Give it a look, see.

35:14

I was kinda closed as fast as I could. You

35:17

know, oh,

35:20

there's some comments.

35:23

Oh, yeah. What is it looking like?

35:25

Some

35:29

they're all people in different languages. Somebody

35:31

says, can anyone explain it to me? I

35:33

don't get it. Ed,

35:36

the people laughing are

35:40

Yeah. Just I mean, dude, they push

35:42

reels really hard on GAM right now. I

35:44

know that's like a

35:45

the not funny answer, but, like, if

35:47

you post a real, he has some that have, like, nine

35:49

million views. They'll show it to everybody. Right.

35:52

Yeah. Like, they'll I don't know

35:54

if it's gonna do anything. The realization is getting

35:56

juiced. Well, it's yeah.

35:59

Stay at EchoPark, bro. So I I

36:01

feel bad that he's, like, a local character

36:04

and we're ripping him, but I will say that we're ripping

36:06

him because he this is cheating. He's cheating.

36:08

He's an evil guy doing a evil thing. Like,

36:10

and I this idea was

36:12

originally gonna be a bit. Right? That,

36:14

like, they would be more obviously fake.

36:16

Yeah. Or they would

36:18

be Or, like, yeah, him telling, like,

36:21

a terrible think it'd be funny because I I

36:23

would want like, if we were to fake them, like, that original

36:25

idea I had, I would want to be

36:27

even better looking than that because the lighting

36:29

in there is not great. It it's clearly not

36:32

it's clear not comedy show lighting.

36:34

The angle is weird. Like, the camera's

36:36

right in front of his side. very obvious where

36:38

it's typically in the middle of the hole. Perfectly in it and

36:41

not a zoom lens so that you're like,

36:43

Wait.

36:43

Was the camera just, like, sitting in front of

36:45

the crowd, blocking the view? Right. That's the only

36:48

way it could That's the biggest tell from this.

36:50

That's

36:50

the biggest tell. And you could just in his mannerism.

36:53

Right. Yeah.

36:54

It's very he has, like, the awkward

36:56

look on his face, like, you're filming video

36:58

of yourself. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Trying to appear

37:00

as normal as you can on your twentieth

37:03

take. On your twentieth take. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do

37:05

that all hurts because you're smiling at home. Like,

37:07

your dog's just staring at you. You're embarrassed.

37:09

I like that he's he is wearing a shirt in

37:11

this it's a sense. Instead

37:14

of, like, the Detroit versus it's the Detroit

37:16

versus everybody -- Mhmm. --

37:18

logo typeface,

37:20

but it says every but it's

37:22

colorful. And this

37:23

is everybody versus racists.

37:26

Whoa. Okay. I'm

37:28

turning around. It goes to our guy. Hey.

37:30

You know what? If

37:31

if for some reason he's listening or a friend's

37:33

listening,

37:34

I'm sorry. It's cheating,

37:36

I guess. Sorry. I think it's fair. Well,

37:38

he's always been yeah. He's doing a bad thing.

37:41

And

37:41

He's he's nice.

37:44

I imagine he's born out

37:46

of But it's like, this say psychotic things.

37:48

It's funny that you actually know it. Like, that's

37:50

on you, Brandon, that you actually It's not on no.

37:52

It's on Santa comedy. Yeah. It's

37:54

on Santa it's on fucking like like

37:57

you need to get sage, like, no. Yeah.

37:59

This is like

37:59

a guy because you know a bunch of

38:02

people fucking know this guy because,

38:03

you

38:04

know, it's funny though, like, she's getting off

38:07

I feel like it's happened a couple times where we're, like,

38:09

do twenty minutes on, like, ripping somebody that I think

38:11

is a stranger. And then you're just, like, yeah.

38:13

I mean, he wasn't the best roommate but, you

38:15

know, he's pretty nice. You

38:18

know? These these folks,

38:20

they're they're around. Yeah. Yeah.

38:22

I mean, it's a Yeah. It's a small That rule

38:24

is a small yeah. And and it's in a very

38:27

small world. Yeah. because if you're if

38:29

you wanna get up, you're just there's

38:31

only so many shows. Let's have him on.

38:33

But I like, don't I'll issue

38:35

this challenge. I'll issue this challenge to him.

38:38

Come come on, yeah, but still, but you

38:40

don't actually get to come on the pod. Just fake it.

38:42

and

38:42

put out the other servers. So, like,

38:44

type of website with you guys. Yeah.

38:47

Yeah. And then you can, like,

38:49

you can do I I would give her permission

38:52

to put out some kind of video where it's like

38:54

my revenge clapping

38:57

back at, yeah, but still podcast. and

39:00

Will. Yeah. And it's like Bill of us

39:02

made him fun of his name. Yeah. I don't know.

39:04

Yeah. We're not. No. We didn't say his name. Yeah. We didn't say his name. But

39:06

he could do that video where it's, like, he takes clips

39:08

from other episodes and then inserts

39:10

himself being like, well, actually,

39:12

you're the

39:14

real idiot because blah

39:16

blah blah blah blah. Right. And then taking another

39:18

couple of us being like, wow, damn. You know what?

39:20

I didn't realize I was wrong. He's like,

39:22

but he's taking words out of different episodes. So

39:24

it's like, wow, I didn't realize You are

39:26

the best comedian. Yeah. Come

39:29

to the show. You

39:31

should get booked more. Yeah. Wait.

39:38

That's sick. Oh, whoa. I was gonna

39:40

say, Steve our boy

39:42

Steve

39:44

who owns all

39:46

the hecklers

39:47

when Like, hours

39:50

after Rovi Wade Oh my god.

39:52

Yeah. Hours after Rovi Wade got overturned.

39:54

I saw him tweeting.

39:56

and he was going viral, but then he was, like,

39:58

in his viral tweet, he was, like, hey,

40:00

if if there's any women who need

40:02

to come to

40:03

my state to -- No. -- have an abortion.

40:05

Like, you could stay at my house. I have extra beds.

40:07

Like, gosh. It was basically, like, doing this

40:09

weird post where it's just like, hey, I have

40:12

ladies come stay at my house if

40:14

you need you

40:16

know We have a comedian, oh, and get them

40:18

to support on seeking a question. I

40:21

mean, it just felt a little bit like

40:23

like, hey, I'm a shoulder to cry on if you want.

40:25

Like -- Right. -- you need you need somebody to call out

40:27

you tonight? I'm so sorry. He hurt you. You know?

40:30

like, felt

40:32

a little bit like that. Yeah.

40:33

You I feel like you saw that a lot

40:35

from from some people do in that

40:38

kinda offer. Oh, wow. Yeah.

40:40

I feel it's kinda not disingenuous, but

40:42

Well, I I always I mean, I

40:45

mean, Will Will is, like,

40:47

a a guy who I think it was drawn

40:49

to because it was, like, oh, he's just he's just funny.

40:52

Like,

40:52

there's no, like, ulterior motives.

40:55

There's no, like, I I sense

40:57

zero, like, careerist instincts.

41:00

But, yeah, here I am on your podcast. this.

41:02

Yeah. Yeah. Set the set the scorpion to the

41:04

toad. Yeah. Well,

41:07

yeah. This is a yeah. Rocket. This is a rocket

41:09

to the top. Right. Hey. I did work for

41:11

some people. Yeah. This is a real, you

41:13

know I did see I did see

41:15

Quinta Bronson on the cover of Friday. holding

41:17

those awards, you know. Oh, one of the first guests.

41:19

One of the first guests. Yeah. YBS Yeah.

41:22

Dude. Yeah. She kinda she credits she credits

41:25

Yeah. And Lizzo is really big. It's

41:28

just taking credit out of it is the success

41:30

of these black women. Not really hard.

41:32

Yeah. You know, I think Lizzo and Quinta,

41:35

like -- Yeah. -- if we did a lot for them. You guys

41:37

are, like, rogue in for black women. Mhmm. They

41:40

do be saying that. No. No.

41:42

No. No. No.

41:45

No. No. No. They don't.

41:47

No. I mean,

41:50

I don't think either of them will ever come on this podcast

41:52

again. Could come on again?

41:54

If she has time. And so, I mean, I still see,

41:56

like, went to Silvera. I

41:58

have in a long time.

42:01

Yeah. I mean We did you guys actually have Lizzo? We had

42:03

Lizzo on two. That's when we

42:05

joke. We joke about the IBS bump,

42:07

but Damn. Her and I were on a

42:09

on, like, a bad MTV show that nobody

42:11

watched. Real twenty sixteen.

42:13

Yeah. Like like as, like, was like, a reality

42:15

show? Or No. It was like a

42:18

It's like a hard time. It was like a show where

42:21

oh, god. I wish the show.

42:23

The show about the the nerd that has

42:25

a huge a hawk, and that's the whole fucking

42:27

show. They see everybody as school sees

42:29

his huge cock. And everybody's like, whoa.

42:32

Yeah. No. This was a show called

42:34

Wonderland. It was like it was

42:36

like like a live

42:39

music show where I was like a

42:41

correspondent. Whoa. She was one of the

42:43

hosts. This is yeah.

42:45

But this is she was grinding for a minute before

42:47

she blew up. Like, I remember I

42:49

remember this is when You know what? You were, like, the man on

42:51

the street, kind of, like Yeah. I was, like, yeah. It was

42:53

very, like, correspondent. Yeah.

42:56

And I I remember one time

42:58

that it's actually yeah. It's it's

43:00

something that I I look back on now and

43:02

I'm like,

43:04

man, that's that

43:05

was that's funny. Like the asking

43:07

people on the street. wanna do a Jeez.

43:10

At the time, you the

43:12

show, like, at the time, that was exactly what

43:14

you anyone would think you're supposed

43:16

to be doing. You know, like it's beyond an MTV

43:18

show. go? Oh, for sure. It was, like, this was,

43:20

like, the last year. It was, like, I

43:22

was there for, like, the last year. This

43:24

week is, like, this

43:26

week is there for little bit, and then there was, like, I've

43:29

written it up. No. Like, this was,

43:31

like, the last this was, like, the last moment

43:33

where they she dates one of the

43:35

that dude, Mike Wright, who was on

43:37

He

43:37

was one of the hosts of the show. And

43:40

I

43:40

remember he was on Adiran Devine's house

43:42

party on the same season. him. Was that MTV

43:44

or is that comedy Those comedy central, which

43:46

was it was Do you know Rob Rob Hayes?

43:48

Very funny comic? Rob Hayes.

43:50

Super funny. Yeah. But yeah. He did I

43:54

did some show that he hosted the other day, and

43:56

he he brought me up as

43:58

a bit. He he brought

43:59

me up with Adrienne's house party.

44:02

How much she was What a credit? which is a

44:04

it's a very funny it's a it's a

44:06

funny credit because it's, like, it's one

44:08

of those shows that's, like, It

44:11

was, like, on after, like, a touch point

44:13

o rerun. Right. Like, one like, they,

44:15

like, played at once, but when you did it,

44:17

you were, like, alright. Like, this is

44:19

this is this is my gonna be my moment.

44:21

It's my day at mom's day up till three AM. Well,

44:23

because it is, like, it's it's a

44:25

you know, there's every generation has

44:28

that show. like, a weird Like, back in

44:30

the day, there was, like, premium blender, like,

44:32

live at God, and we're, like, a

44:34

a certain generation of sand up, you

44:36

know, like, that was That was, like That

44:38

was, like, not going on to you. Now, I guess,

44:40

it's just, like, Comedy Central YouTube.

44:43

Yeah. guess, like, TikTok. There's no equivalent

44:45

now. Yeah. Yeah. People just have to For

44:47

Target move so fast now. Yeah. Right.

44:49

It is weird to think in entertainment, like,

44:51

there were some there were some evolution,

44:54

but from,

44:54

like, the forties onward, pretty

44:56

much it's like you get

44:59

famous by being in movies or TV

45:01

or radio -- Yeah. -- as

45:02

an entertainer or live. And, like,

45:05

that's it. Now it's like the platforms change,

45:07

like, every year. It's weird how it's like

45:09

Yeah. Like, it used to be a big deal to

45:11

do stand up on a late night TV show Right?

45:14

And now what I what I see

45:16

happen is somebody will do like,

45:19

they'll do Corden. Right? Like, they'll do stand

45:21

up comedy on James Corden

45:23

and then it'll they'll, you know,

45:25

throw it up on YouTube and

45:27

it'll get, like, thirty thousand views, but then

45:29

that comic

45:30

will clip a

45:32

joke from their court and set, caption

45:34

it, post it on TikTok, and that'll blow

45:37

up.

45:37

And, you know, I mean, it seems with newspapers

45:40

and stuff too. Like, that's not really you're not gonna

45:42

get a huge bump off of getting

45:44

press, but it's much more

45:46

valuable post a picture of a newspaper

45:48

article about you. Right. Right. Like, hey,

45:50

look. Look, I'm legitimized. Yeah.

45:52

Yeah. It's weird. Yeah.

45:54

I mean, like, do you have any desire to,

45:56

like, do stand up on on,

45:58

like, a late night show?

45:59

Yeah. I mean, that's yeah. That's fake. Well, yeah.

46:02

I'm thinking it's fake because I'm getting something to

46:04

fake. Yeah. Now let's

46:05

take it a step further.

46:07

Deep fake whoever

46:09

you want, renew a vehicle there? That

46:11

would not be hard. No. Just like the

46:13

deep take change him introducing

46:16

you. Yeah. go

46:17

out there and do the most perfect set.

46:19

Yeah. We're in a sound stage. Yeah. They really do

46:21

it up. No. It's a do it an entire

46:23

fake SNL or when you're a cast

46:26

member, you repost every episode and

46:28

insert yourself into sketches. Did

46:30

we talk about Oh, go ahead. Go ahead.

46:32

Well, no. just gonna I just remembered

46:35

that, like,

46:35

the the person leading

46:38

late night ratings

46:40

is literally fucking Greg Gutfeld.

46:43

from on Fox News. Not surprising. Which

46:45

is, like, actually, not that surprising because it's, like,

46:47

if you look at who's actually watching TV,

46:49

like, that makes a lot of sense probably. Yeah.

46:51

But

46:52

the Like, I remember when

46:54

that when it drops, people are like, oh,

46:56

like, who's Oh, he's watching

46:58

you though. Doesn't he? Yeah. Like, he doesn't like a late

47:00

night a gut feel. Like, late night I don't know

47:02

I don't know. Yeah. Like, they're they'll night night form.

47:05

They'll yeah. They they do panel and

47:07

then they'll do skits where it's just like

47:09

like a blue hair SJW like,

47:12

I'm triggered because I have five

47:14

thousand genders. Yeah.

47:16

Is it that bad? It's pretty bad.

47:18

But it's also it's like it's not, like,

47:20

regular lot of regular not

47:23

as bad, you know. It's like A

47:25

lot of Yeah. It's bet like, it it's a bad and a

47:27

very special way. Yeah. It's bad in a special way,

47:29

but it's like that is

47:32

it's like it's not like

47:34

it's not like it's that much worse

47:36

than celebrities playing

47:38

games. Always have a weird soft

47:41

spot in my heart for that guy because of, like,

47:43

he

47:44

weird was a huge power trip fan. And,

47:46

like, they have a huge eulogy on air

47:48

to pot Riley when he died. Damn. And

47:50

also, Riley and his dad, like, linked

47:53

up with him one time after a show and, like,

47:54

he,

47:55

like, took them out or something. I I mean, obviously,

47:57

like, I think his dad was the fan of Greg Gutfeld.

47:59

So but I guess he he said he was cool.

48:02

So he was like, no. He's like a big

48:04

metal fan, I guess. I'm sure he's like, Oh,

48:06

cool guy and realize. Doing a dog character.

48:08

mean, all of us all had a character, but just something Yeah.

48:11

I mean, I a lot of people were on

48:13

fucking red eye. Yeah. Yeah.

48:17

being cool in real life doesn't excuse

48:19

you from, like, putting out a show to millions

48:21

of people

48:22

with bad pods. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like,

48:25

what Yeah. I mean But most people,

48:27

like, it was

48:28

cool that he did the ULEG. I don't know. Yeah.

48:30

That is cool. Yeah.

48:31

the

48:32

So this seems like a decent ish guy.

48:34

I think

48:36

oh, no. Yeah. Sorry to get it, like, too

48:38

serious. Not even good. I'm sure he's getting

48:40

in the heavy. Yo. I would love to I would drink

48:42

I would drink a beer with He seems kinda

48:44

funny too. Any of them. Like, if I had to be

48:47

because I obviously don't like any of that

48:49

programming,

48:49

but like, he seems you

48:51

can tell I could at least tip my hat to somebody

48:54

if they seem funny. He's the funniest of the consumer.

48:56

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I

48:57

remember I had, like, there was a

48:59

phase where I was like, oh, yeah. Red eyes. Yeah.

49:02

These people Nick Mullen go on there. Yeah.

49:04

With John Bolton. Yeah. job

49:06

holds the opposite of job holds the same.

49:08

Yeah. Yeah. See, like, I think he has

49:10

his ear to the

49:12

Yeah. Like, there's, like yeah.

49:14

Exactly. None

49:15

none of those other guys are are

49:18

doing that?

49:19

He

49:21

interesting. I feel like he Maybe

49:23

it's too late, but feel like there's at one

49:25

point where, like,

49:27

a couple moves made differently.

49:29

History could be complete altered. There's, like,

49:31

a version of history where, like, Nick Mullens still

49:34

on like, Nick Mullens on Fox

49:36

News hosting that with them and, like, there's

49:38

a polar people coming on. Yeah. in

49:40

the politics of our country. red eye in this alternate

49:42

u universe would be different. There is there's

49:45

moments on red eye that

49:48

feel like they kind of well,

49:50

there's one moment actually. There's just one

49:52

moment on Red Eye where I was like, oh,

49:54

this

49:55

that accidentally just predicted

49:58

the next, like, fucking

49:59

fifteen year culture

50:02

war, all of, like, the most boring culture war

50:04

stuff. there's

50:05

an episode

50:06

where Steven Craeder and Amy Schumer

50:08

-- Whoa. -- are two of the guests --

50:11

Tyson. -- versus tight. When when

50:13

it was, like, back when Schumer

50:15

was doing clubs, crowder

50:18

was doing, like, the the conservative

50:20

comedy circuit. And

50:23

it's the two of them get

50:25

into a big argument, big

50:27

kerfuffle And

50:28

What do they fight about?

50:30

They oh, I remember Premarital sex.

50:32

We've watched them. Really? Yeah. Premarital

50:35

sex and Schumer gets a couple digs

50:38

in about this guy not being a real comic,

50:40

etcetera. But, yeah, it's like What

50:42

do you think? four years later. Yeah. Came

50:44

out on top nobody really

50:47

want. I don't know if anybody really want

50:49

there. It's like That

50:51

is a interesting matchup pre fame.

50:54

and then -- Yeah. -- they both pursued completely

50:56

opposite paths. He went full --

50:58

Right. -- underground. Yeah. I wonder who has

51:00

the bigger bank account now? Like, I

51:02

really good guys. Yeah. I really good. The router

51:05

bag might be crazy. Crouder's probably

51:07

fucking loaded. Yeah. Ridiculous

51:10

loaded. Yeah. Right. But Schumer too.

51:12

Of

51:12

course. No. Schumer was playing, like, arenas.

51:15

And the movies, like -- Yeah. -- movies,

51:17

geos, the Oscars. They're

51:18

both rich. They're both very rich. I

51:21

think we can all agree that Steven Crowder and Amy

51:23

Schumer are both They're both I would like to have emails

51:25

that they might even get along better now. They

51:27

probably see each other a country. They just say, hey, oh, they're

51:29

a fellow rich person. They see each other at the bank.

51:31

You know? Yeah. Can you say They used to

51:33

see each other at the club. Now they're at the

51:35

club. Let's go. They're the yeah. Yeah.

51:38

different

51:38

clubs though.

51:39

Yeah.

51:40

Damn. That's a it's it is weird

51:43

to consider that

51:45

I'm my brain's kind of going a little too deep

51:47

in that direction now. Get in there. Oh, dude. Do you

51:49

know do you know who was honestly,

51:52

Dude, Ferguson was so

51:55

pissed.

51:55

Oh, yeah. Have you seen those Eddie videos

51:58

of him with, like, a hot actress who?

52:01

Craig Ferguson? Oh. Any videos

52:03

of, like, an actress on that show?

52:06

It is so dude, look up

52:08

Kate Mara on Ferguson.

52:10

No. I've seen that. Is he brand We watch on the Hobby Lobby.

52:12

She's like is he laying it on?

52:14

Well, she is off. Well, like, she's

52:16

like, this is the horniest I've ever seen

52:19

a guest, real on any talk show.

52:21

And this would happen to you. Really? What

52:23

about this? Craig for Accident is a guy who's

52:25

a hot charmed and good. Tim Westwood

52:28

Cardi b interview? Uh-huh. Who

52:30

has better game? Oh.

52:32

Who has better flirting skills? Oh, though, did

52:35

did Tim get, like

52:36

Oh. Tim Westwood?

52:38

Maybe. Were there some let you know,

52:40

but Oh, Ferguson by far has Contactless

52:43

video. Ferguson has crazy game.

52:46

And just seems like a good good

52:48

dude. Yeah. Yeah. No. I

52:50

yeah. I don't mean to

52:52

It's sad living in a, you know,

52:54

we're in a post Conan world.

52:56

You know, it's it's

52:58

the Yeah.

53:00

There's

53:01

a who, you know,

53:03

who's the I don't

53:04

know. When I grew up, I would literally I

53:07

mean, early As a child. This was a bigger

53:09

part of your life than most people. Well, yeah. As a child,

53:11

I missed all that. That's what you knew about it involved

53:13

in the dating grounds. I was to I was a sleepy

53:15

boy. I would I would well, no, I

53:17

would videotape. When I was a kid,

53:20

I would videotape letterman

53:22

and then Conan. Damn. You were studying

53:24

the blade. You're stuck. Like, I'm watching Sure.

53:26

Yeah. Yeah. I was watching both after

53:29

after watching blade. I was studying

53:31

the blade. Yeah.

53:33

Azaboom. who's I mean, I watched

53:35

kids just teensy. I was like, I liked

53:37

I liked, you know, I

53:39

was not, like, I wasn't, like,

53:42

eight years old just, like, watching fucking

53:44

oh, you know what I just saw? I just saw a headline,

53:46

the guy who made Yoyo. Do you see this?

53:48

The guy made Yoyo, somebody was drowning,

53:50

and he tried to save them from drowning,

53:53

and then he drowned. What the fuck? This, like, just

53:55

happened. Isn't that crazy?

53:58

This

53:58

is insane.

53:59

Fuck. What a pin. What

54:01

a fuck?

54:03

He died? Yeah. Dude, he's driving you. He's like

54:05

saving a guy. I mean, that's gotta be the worst

54:07

feeling in the world. We're like, I'm gonna be fucking

54:10

I'm a hero, and then you're like, oh,

54:12

fuck. Yeah. I might have

54:14

I might have overextended myself. Yeah.

54:17

I wonder where the the drowning

54:19

situation was. Yeah. It was just, like, I I it

54:21

was, like, a riptide situation. Well, you know what

54:23

I mean? I I mean, sucks. Dude,

54:25

I was Well, classic that's a classic

54:27

way to die. Yeah. Oh, so you know what

54:29

saying.

54:29

Chicago, when I was in Chicago, I had, like,

54:32

took a dip in the, you know, ocean

54:34

ocean street beach or whatever? The street.

54:36

Yeah. Oak Street beach. Oak Street beach?

54:39

Yeah.

54:39

Oak Street beach. We're like where you you're just

54:41

jumping into, like, Michigan

54:43

off the concrete. And

54:45

it's really it's a great feeling, but

54:48

going into, like, an actual

54:50

like, deep live body of water.

54:53

I was like, 0II think I'm not as

54:55

good as it's women. So I thought it was

54:57

how rare. Like, where you're actually when you're dealing

55:00

with, like, Yeah. Like, like, moving

55:03

water, like, cold. You don't think that in the body

55:05

like the ocean? What's that?

55:07

Do you know any ocean never know. Because when I'm well,

55:09

when I'm going to the ocean, like, I'm usually

55:11

just, like, I'm getting shoulder deep.

55:14

Right. And, you know, like, my feet

55:16

is

55:17

is on sand. Like,

55:18

this is, like, I'm just, like, you're not

55:21

in the water. You're not in the water.

55:23

You're just, like, hadn't swam in a while,

55:25

it sounds like. I mean, I really swam. Well,

55:27

I I don't know. It took a trip -- Yeah. -- upstate.

55:29

I don't fuck what the page had his his forty

55:32

birthday retreat in -- Oh, yeah. -- to were

55:34

we were doing, like, a lot of lake swimming where

55:37

I had the same thought where I was, like, what the

55:39

fuck? Like, I I didn't retain

55:41

anything from swimming lessons. Immediately,

55:43

I, like, regressed to

55:45

doggy paddle. I thought I was a great

55:48

thought it was a swimmer my whole life until I

55:50

started to learn how to surf. And I'm still not good

55:52

to surfing, but they didn't tell they didn't

55:54

tell me like surfing is mostly drowning.

55:57

Like, even if you're good, it's like -- Right. -- you're just

55:59

sounding a little bit every time. Just almost yeah.

56:01

You're just getting mostly flipped by

56:04

the most insane. Like, just trying to paddle

56:06

out. You're just, like, drowning. Are you You kind

56:08

of are you an athlete? Well Yeah. Yeah.

56:10

Not with water sports I don't know. What kind of dry

56:12

land? Dry land. Yeah. I'm a What

56:14

kind of land lover. You know,

56:17

I just see a football basketball all big

56:19

classics. Yeah. I was like all Wait. Wait.

56:21

Wait. I'm like I

56:23

mean, I love them all now. I fucking you know?

56:25

No. We were talking his mariners or his playoff

56:27

season. There's no play. hopefully, by the time this

56:30

goes on to the baseball ball They will have won the

56:32

ALDS. I actually am in a league, but

56:34

I don't really follow one. Who's in

56:36

who's in the playoffs right now? So it's under There's

56:39

Astros. The Dodgers, padres,

56:42

Braves, Philly's,

56:43

and then Yankee's red. Yankee.

56:46

No. Yankee's Yankee's

56:48

guardian. Guardians. Yeah. Yankee's guardian's is

56:50

what I'm Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Four games.

56:52

You know, I gotta go Dodgers.

56:55

Oh, yeah. I mean, no Chicago teams

56:57

in the midst. failures. Yep.

56:59

Yes. do it. Yes. Are they

57:01

the Dodgers are insane this year. Mhmm. They're so

57:04

sick. They have, like, the best It does pitching

57:06

and offense. I miss rooting for the

57:08

underdog it's always a little more fun.

57:10

What is the Yeah. Not really a really good

57:12

evil empire. Dude, every time I go to

57:14

a game, I

57:16

am pretty much, you

57:17

know, Sometimes they'll just

57:19

kick ass and you're like, by the third inning, you're like, alright.

57:22

Like Yeah. I think we can wrap it down. Dude,

57:24

there's Dodgers. in

57:27

world series. That'd be I mean,

57:29

that'd be a room divided for this podcast.

57:31

I'm about to go off on LA sports

57:34

fandom. Oh, this is gonna sound better.

57:36

Uh-oh. I think LA sports fandom is

57:38

a like, it sucks. You know, nobody's like

57:40

a robot anymore. No. You don't. Yeah. Yeah. because

57:42

there's always I mean, I get it. There's always something better

57:44

to do, but it is a shame that all of

57:46

this, like There's no sports bars. There's no sports

57:49

bars. Exactly. I was trying to find one the other day.

57:51

That was my biggest culture shock when I moved here and,

57:53

like,

57:54

my fiancee Chelsea gets annoyed

57:56

when I complained about LA. We're not That's like a Chicago

57:58

invite. That's

57:59

the Wanna go to be placed to do it. That's

58:01

the Wanna find the nearest store. There's

58:04

four bars on a random Chicago block.

58:06

If you just, like, through a dartboard

58:08

at a random Chicago block. More sports

58:10

bars there than there are in the entire east side

58:12

of LA -- Yeah. -- or

58:14

maybe anywhere. Yeah. It's like

58:16

Dude, there are some single blocks in Chicago

58:18

that have, like, twenty sports

58:20

bars.

58:21

And

58:22

you can't if there's a game a big

58:25

game going on that day? Like, you know it.

58:27

There's no way to avoid Right. Like, it's

58:29

No way to drink I feel like Burbank probably has

58:32

it I feel like we gotta yeah. They

58:34

have, like, a seat ups and stuff. I like I skipped

58:36

IIII got I

58:38

went to a diner in Burbank yesterday, and I

58:41

it

58:41

was nice to sort of feel like

58:44

honestly, like, my favorite

58:46

places to go in LA are places that make me

58:48

feel like I'm not in LA. Right. That's why I

58:50

didn't meet up so much. Yeah. I live there,

58:52

dude.

58:53

But what I was saying was during Super Bowl week

58:55

last year, the Rams were playing

58:58

the Cincinnati Bangles So I was fired

59:00

up all week. I'm wearing my bangles jersey everyday.

59:02

I'm ready I'm ready to get fucking heckled, dude. I'm

59:04

ready to get into it.

59:05

I saw maybe no.

59:07

nine people -- You would even know.

59:09

-- you would even know. You would not even know

59:11

that the Super Bowl is about to happen. In what in what In

59:13

what in what in what in handling. Yeah.

59:16

Four yeah. The Rams. Yeah. that happens

59:18

in Chicago when there's, like, a team in

59:20

even in the playoffs. Yeah. It's, like,

59:22

crazy. It's, like, since that I was, like, it

59:24

was it was, like, a futuristic booming

59:27

like, seeing at the when

59:30

I lived there, I probably would have said that sucked

59:32

because I've I'm not a sports person growing

59:34

up. So but

59:35

I've learned to miss it a little Yeah.

59:37

because it's so the opposite. It's so the

59:39

opposite. Yeah.

59:40

I liked it's a festive city Chicago.

59:43

LA's not very festive, like -- Not very festive. -- too

59:45

big. Yeah. too big, too spread out.

59:47

Yeah. You can't really People can't go from

59:49

place to place. Yeah. People are fans, but

59:51

it's just, like, not reflected in I

59:53

don't know. I

59:54

realized the city of LA doesn't really do

59:57

stuff. Like, the government's not

59:59

running events. Yeah.

1:00:01

It's a good point. That I don't know what they're using

1:00:03

our money on. This is something that I

1:00:05

have recently been bothered. For

1:00:08

Yeah. Twenty eighteen Like,

1:00:10

Chicago taxes are high in Chicago too,

1:00:12

but, like, they do stuff for like,

1:00:14

there'll just be a Wilco concert for free in

1:00:16

the like, or some shit like that. You know, like, know, like

1:00:19

Maybe you weren't before this? Cincinnati. Yeah.

1:00:21

We grew up on earth. Like, there's stuff. Like, they do.

1:00:24

There's parades. They

1:00:26

do, like, movies in the park. They'll do, like, big

1:00:28

summer festivals and stuff like Like,

1:00:30

you see you see evidence of your

1:00:32

money being used. for better, for worse

1:00:35

sometimes, but, like, I

1:00:36

don't know what they're doing with money that

1:00:38

we pay here. I don't

1:00:40

mean to sound killed, but, like, Dude,

1:00:42

just There's the fucking money. Give us

1:00:44

a give us a parade or something.

1:00:46

You know, like, give me a parade. I see my chemical

1:00:48

romance at EchoPark. I mean, the roads

1:00:51

ever time I dive drive on the damn roads?

1:00:53

Bump bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

1:00:56

bum bummed. They're not even the roads. But

1:00:58

they're never getting spec just under construction. This

1:01:00

is exactly what if I smoothly lifted it

1:01:03

to endorse it. told you. I know. We

1:01:05

sound so fucking old. What if

1:01:07

I smoothly lifted it to endorse

1:01:09

sing Rick Caruso. That's where we

1:01:11

need to change the city. Yeah.

1:01:14

And the man for that job is Democrat

1:01:16

Rick Caruso. Yeah. You've seen his

1:01:18

work with the drove. Yeah. Who doesn't

1:01:20

love this? He's like a he's like a Bloomberg

1:01:23

dam. Right? Yeah. That's a

1:01:26

I

1:01:26

don't think he'll win. No. But

1:01:28

there are some people -- Yeah. -- it is a funny situation

1:01:30

here where it's like two Democrats for earning against

1:01:32

each other. But with him, it's like, yeah, I'm

1:01:35

like a Democrats, like, winking.

1:01:37

Yeah. This for non Angelenos,

1:01:40

we have two crews. We have multiple huge

1:01:42

malls here that are, like,

1:01:45

The lovely Like, imagine you're, like, a

1:01:47

little outdoor mall owners, like, fancy

1:01:49

outdoor malls, like, sometimes yeah. Yeah.

1:01:52

No. I do not I do not endorse this, ma'am,

1:01:54

but those those malls are actually

1:01:56

snapped with the malls. Yeah. The malls are places It's

1:01:58

like it feels like it's Christmas

1:01:59

year round. It's like a Disney Mall.

1:02:02

Yeah. It's like it has Disney Energy. It was like the

1:02:04

Earthbound and the Grove are fucking

1:02:06

the gorgeous. In Christmas, there's snow.

1:02:09

Like, they snow. Exactly. Like, they

1:02:11

do fake snow. Yeah.

1:02:13

And these outdoor malls, guess, really, that's where my

1:02:15

money's going. God bless. Mhmm.

1:02:17

I'll pay more. We're actually becoming

1:02:19

recruit, so fans. We're just, like, literally

1:02:21

discovering it'd be, like, I I just want some page

1:02:24

just, like give me some page entry and

1:02:26

Yeah. Give me some patches. Donating to

1:02:28

the mall. Yeah. I yeah.

1:02:31

He has well, yeah, those

1:02:33

malls are they also be funny. You know, we're

1:02:35

just We're talking about, like, that that

1:02:37

episode with Steven Croda. to be hold.

1:02:39

Steven Croda, and Amy Schumer

1:02:42

that kind of, like, predicted the next fifteen years

1:02:44

of bullshit. Like, it'd be funny if that's our

1:02:46

moment where we just become really annoying

1:02:48

reactionaries, all three of us. And this is like --

1:02:50

Oh my gosh. -- start do breaking

1:02:52

it. People can, like, go back and see the moment.

1:02:54

I mean, like, the light bulb all clicked for

1:02:56

us. Yeah. I'm just tired of all these

1:02:58

leftist politics. I kinda just want

1:03:01

I just wanna live in a mall. In

1:03:03

the background, you can hear our eyes turning in

1:03:05

the money side. Yeah. The funny thing is,

1:03:07

well, living at the mall, like, The

1:03:10

the Americana is I mean, we

1:03:12

have talked about this before.

1:03:14

People live at the mall. There's

1:03:16

a park. What does that say? there's luxury

1:03:18

apartments like pre furnished luxury

1:03:20

apartments at the the, like, nice

1:03:22

outdoor mall where people will

1:03:24

be like, Oh, man, James Stewart

1:03:26

talking about doing a documentary about those people.

1:03:28

I would love this. I would be huge, anybody else. You

1:03:30

wake up. I mean, it was a good idea of

1:03:33

full I need to give them full credit. Big

1:03:35

stretch. Get the crust out your eyes. You

1:03:37

open up the curtains and you're on the

1:03:39

balcony of the cheesecake factory.

1:03:42

You hope you walk fifty feet. You get yourself a

1:03:44

damn mincey and pretzel for breakfast. Yeah. I

1:03:46

was one time, I was, like,

1:03:47

I was I went to movie

1:03:50

the with a girl, by

1:03:52

the way. Okay. And I,

1:03:54

you know, I I said something about the

1:03:56

you know, we were at the mall that has apartments

1:03:59

at it. It's

1:03:59

outdoor mall. We're walking out of the movies.

1:04:02

And, you

1:04:04

know, I said something about those apartments.

1:04:06

Like, oh, is it crazy people live at the mall

1:04:08

and she she's

1:04:09

like, yeah. I fucked a guy. What is it?

1:04:12

I fucked a guy that lives here. I would

1:04:14

fuck somebody just because they live

1:04:16

in the country. Could

1:04:19

you imagine, like,

1:04:21

being on a first date and it's going well,

1:04:23

and

1:04:23

you agree to go home with him and he pulls

1:04:26

into the grove. Yeah. Like, he pulls

1:04:28

or the Americana. You walk you walk out

1:04:30

of the movie and he's like, alright. Like,

1:04:32

Let's let's go to my place, and then he's just

1:04:34

at the You start getting close and you're like, oh, wait.

1:04:36

Yeah. We see driver in the grove. Like

1:04:40

-- Yeah. -- like the Willy Wonka. Close to

1:04:42

the grove. Then he, like, pulls into the grove parking

1:04:44

lot. Yeah. Like, takes a ticket or

1:04:46

even like, waves is personal fun. It's because you're

1:04:48

like, waves of the yeah. waves of the

1:04:50

card. You

1:04:51

might for a minute even think he's like, this guy

1:04:53

work a grove. Like Yeah. Yeah.

1:04:56

It should probably be cooler. If I'm like, look, I'm

1:04:58

the there's a security guy at the grove. I'm gonna take you

1:05:00

in the nice apartments. I'm sure. I'm

1:05:02

sure they're crazy. Yeah. It's just

1:05:04

like peep when I see

1:05:06

buildings like that,

1:05:07

I always it's

1:05:09

like those people are living a in a different

1:05:11

world than us in living lives that, like Well,

1:05:13

you can't even begin to relate to it. I

1:05:15

never where they, like, they arrive at the decision

1:05:18

to live at the grove. I've I never I

1:05:20

I've I think I told you about this a

1:05:22

while ago and I didn't wanna say I

1:05:24

didn't

1:05:24

wanna say her name because I didn't wanna,

1:05:26

like, doctor but she

1:05:29

talks about it in her book. But,

1:05:31

like, Jeanette McCurdy was, like,

1:05:33

she sold her house and then moved

1:05:35

to the, like, the Americana. I

1:05:38

don't think she lives there anymore. She mentions it

1:05:40

in the book, so that that's why it's like I

1:05:42

think it's okay to talk about it.

1:05:44

but she was lived in the America. She was,

1:05:46

like, living in the America. Your life sounds

1:05:49

perfect. By by a choice, but this

1:05:51

is somebody who It seems like Does the

1:05:53

worst place to live for famous person?

1:05:55

Yeah. She, like, does not, like, getting she

1:05:57

doesn't, like, getting recognized. And now

1:05:59

it's you know, obviously So she's gonna go

1:06:01

move to the to the mall, busiest tourist

1:06:03

locations in Los Angeles. should yeah. Yeah.

1:06:05

Yeah. Yeah. Where it's, like, I it's gonna

1:06:07

be yeah. You're living at the mall. Like,

1:06:09

if you if you don't wanna get recognized,

1:06:12

that's, like, the worst fucking Like, you Yeah.

1:06:14

you can't like,

1:06:16

I'm sure there's, like, a side exit, but even --

1:06:19

Yeah. -- even, like, outside of the Americana

1:06:21

is, like, the the

1:06:23

businesses that, like, didn't quite make it in.

1:06:26

There's, like, an exterior, like, unincorporated America

1:06:28

where, like, you have, like, Shake Shack and, like, all

1:06:30

of those Even that's crazy. Yeah.

1:06:33

Like, it's -- Yeah. -- there's throngs of people over there.

1:06:35

They're like a mile away to, like There would have

1:06:37

to be some kind of, like, silence. trolley system.

1:06:39

underground to get you out.

1:06:41

Yeah. It's its own subway system. Yeah.

1:06:45

Oh

1:06:45

my god. That's so wild. Unless,

1:06:47

like, maybe it's The Americana underground

1:06:50

railroad. Yeah. She goes in full of skies.

1:06:53

Brokels. So that's a major wildcard.

1:06:56

underground. Wait. What the hell -- I

1:06:58

assumed -- Oh, god. -- I did not think

1:07:00

that type of person would live there when I was speculating

1:07:03

there. Yeah. No. That's a that's a shock.

1:07:05

I figured it was like there. I always

1:07:07

assume when I see buildings like that

1:07:09

where

1:07:09

it's like a really fancy apartment building in

1:07:11

strange place. Yeah. I

1:07:13

always assume it's somebody that, like, just

1:07:15

some fucking idiot. What's the first time? because

1:07:18

motherfuck, We can you can live at the mall.

1:07:20

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

1:07:23

What were you saying? I cut you off. No.

1:07:25

It was worth to cut off. The fuck. You can

1:07:27

live at the mall. That's

1:07:29

what he was talking about. He probably lived there too.

1:07:34

No. Like, I assumed that it was people

1:07:36

that, like,

1:07:37

went to eight years of college and then immediately

1:07:40

got one of, like, a job where they make four hundred grand a

1:07:42

year. Yeah. where it's like That is in place. Like,

1:07:44

they had the money all, and they were like doctor

1:07:46

searching. Where they're just, like,

1:07:48

I need

1:07:50

they look up like apartment condo

1:07:52

near hospital. Yeah. And, like, they've

1:07:54

never even like they're

1:07:56

just like, okay. Yeah. Sure. Nine thousand

1:07:58

dollars a month rent. Like, okay. That's yeah.

1:08:00

Works out. I make twenty thousand dollars

1:08:02

a month. Yeah. Sure. Like,

1:08:04

just people that, like, work too much to even

1:08:07

even realizing consider the absurdity of

1:08:09

what they're doing. Yeah.

1:08:10

Like, these are expensive. They're expensive

1:08:12

and, like, why would you live there? And Right.

1:08:15

and,

1:08:15

like, I can't imagine you would

1:08:18

I feel

1:08:19

like it'd be hard make friends

1:08:21

living

1:08:21

at the mall or

1:08:22

don't know. You would live

1:08:24

in a Everything about it is strange.

1:08:26

Right? Like, no. Yeah. It's just so loud

1:08:28

all the time. Both Cheesecake Factories I will

1:08:31

say are, like, the Grove Cheesecake

1:08:33

Factory and the Americana Cheesecake Factory,

1:08:35

it's different. It's

1:08:36

different than a regular Cheesecake Factory. What's

1:08:39

this? What's

1:08:40

haven't been to one since I was a

1:08:42

kid. Is there more food? It was like food. Is

1:08:44

it good food? I mean, it's

1:08:46

a lot of It's good yeah. It's like a portion.

1:08:49

Of good portions. So that's a range

1:08:51

menu. Is this, like, four thousand calories?

1:08:53

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's, like, every

1:08:55

kind of sodium I mean, yeah, If you

1:08:57

are talking chain food, like, Cheesecake

1:09:00

Factory is good. Is it?

1:09:02

Yeah. I mean, it was it, but Yeah. I mean,

1:09:04

the cheesecake -- Yeah. -- the the titular item

1:09:06

is

1:09:07

tasty.

1:09:08

They got a good cheesecake. Oh, the cheesecake's

1:09:11

crazy, I would hope. But they have, like, it's

1:09:13

all It's

1:09:14

yeah. You can get, like, a pizza and,

1:09:16

like, a chicken fried steak there. Right. And then

1:09:18

a giant piece of cheesecake that's, like, one giant

1:09:21

Reesey cup. it's like -- Yeah. -- that's a place

1:09:23

where your grandma takes you for your birthday or something.

1:09:25

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Or, like, after

1:09:27

after prom or something like that. Totally.

1:09:30

A hundred percent. In fact, Well,

1:09:32

use the time we're doing.

1:09:34

mean, you you like it's

1:09:36

it's your first it's your first

1:09:38

time fingering. Whoa.

1:09:39

And then you get and then you get some then

1:09:41

you get a a nice

1:09:43

hefty slice of cheesecake. Wait.

1:09:45

So in in your in your imagination,

1:09:48

you'd be You could even during before prom,

1:09:50

was a no after in the

1:09:53

oh, so

1:09:53

this is like an after party situation.

1:09:55

Oh, I guess I'd be going this

1:09:57

is a high a medical first. Yeah. Yeah. because

1:09:59

I was wondering if you're in your high school

1:10:03

before -- Yeah. -- coming. Yeah. like,

1:10:06

after you take the pictures for homecoming. Yeah.

1:10:09

Alright. Let's get this over with the I don't

1:10:11

know. There when yeah. I guess you're doing it

1:10:13

at the yeah. Let's get this over with

1:10:15

before we leave. Yeah. So that could, you

1:10:17

know, re iron my shirt. Right. And so can

1:10:19

really focus at the Cheesecake. Yeah. So I could really

1:10:22

focus and, like, dance super well confidence.

1:10:25

With the confidence of man who just popped his cherry.

1:10:29

His finger his finger cherry. Roche.

1:10:34

So anyway, Will, do

1:10:36

you have

1:10:36

anything you wanna plug before we get out of

1:10:38

here? Yes. I would like to plug my pod cast.

1:10:41

It is called a closer look. It is

1:10:43

a faux scripted documentary podcast

1:10:46

about things that didn't happen, but we tell them like

1:10:48

they did. Oh, wow. Yeah. And so me

1:10:50

and my podcast partner Nate, we do all the voices.

1:10:53

We wrote it out like a movie, and we spend

1:10:55

a ton of money on, like, audio engineering. So Oh,

1:10:57

sounds very legitimate.

1:10:58

The first season was about the nineteen seventy

1:11:00

nine world series between the Nashville pickers and

1:11:02

the lower Manhattan, Gambino's two teams that didn't

1:11:04

exist. One

1:11:05

ran by the mob, the other ran by like a Lomaniac

1:11:07

Baptist preacher. And then

1:11:10

each each episode -- I love this. -- it's so sick,

1:11:12

dude. Each episode is a game in the series.

1:11:15

What's it called? I'm assuming it's correct right now.

1:11:17

It's called a closer look. A closer

1:11:19

look. Each episode is very how many feelings.

1:11:21

Yeah. I know you'd love you'd love it. And it

1:11:23

it you know, there's like spooky death and

1:11:26

destruction in mayhem. Obviously,

1:11:27

that comes with it.

1:11:29

And then the second season is about

1:11:31

the doomed production of the movie cyber

1:11:34

cowboys, which was the most expensive failed production

1:11:36

of a movie in the history of Hollywood, once

1:11:38

again, not real. Not real. Yes. But again, we

1:11:40

tell it like it is. We do all the voices, all the characters.

1:11:43

And then we have a bunch of people. We have, like, the part

1:11:45

about list guys on. We have grace in April on.

1:11:47

I'm looking this up right now.

1:11:49

I'm looking this up right now. If you ever want somebody

1:11:52

to do some random voice over for you. Oh, we'd

1:11:54

love that. Yeah. Totally. No. We're we're we're

1:11:56

we're coming up with new stuff right now. So yeah.

1:11:58

But the second season, kinda I gotta

1:11:59

finish this summer. Oh, please. For my nate's gonna

1:12:02

kill me.

1:12:02

The second season is the doomed production

1:12:04

cyber cowboy's most expensive film movie in the

1:12:06

history of Hollywood. They go out into the desert

1:12:09

with three hundred people

1:12:10

to Kanav, Utah, and then six months

1:12:12

later, everyone's dead. Wow. Yeah. And so

1:12:15

can I plug my podcast to you? And then Brandon

1:12:17

you do your shows? Yes. Yeah. My podcast

1:12:20

I'm gonna do this to you. Let's go.

1:12:23

My podcast is new called Otherworld.

1:12:25

It's a seasonal podcast about

1:12:27

the paranormal where we interview

1:12:29

people about people who experience something

1:12:32

paranormal or supernatural

1:12:34

go listen to it. It's out now and it's

1:12:36

getting very spooky. I actually got my

1:12:38

dude, not even like the plug

1:12:41

over this last weekend. I got the

1:12:43

only submission that's ever actually, like,

1:12:45

scared me -- Really? -- when I was

1:12:48

reading it. haven't been actually, like,

1:12:50

creative a taste right now? Or you don't wanna Dude,

1:12:52

it was just it'll probably be the last episode,

1:12:54

but it's like

1:12:55

just a classic. If I

1:12:57

if I were to give the the outline. I don't

1:12:59

wanna spoil it. But if I were to give the outline, it

1:13:01

wouldn't

1:13:03

seem as scary as it was. It was just in the

1:13:05

details. you

1:13:06

know, is a very long submission. Maybe

1:13:08

tell you after, but, like, as a guy, I don't

1:13:10

really I'm not a big believer in ghosts. Do you think

1:13:12

I could I like walkway forward I make this podcast

1:13:15

specifically for people like you know.

1:13:17

But I was like, go listen

1:13:20

to other world and tell your

1:13:22

friends, Brandon? Oh, yeah.

1:13:24

So, well, November eighth,

1:13:27

ninth, tenth, and eleventh.

1:13:30

I'm

1:13:30

gonna be on the East Coast

1:13:33

November eighth Toronto

1:13:36

at the Royal Comedy Theatre, two shows,

1:13:39

November ninth City

1:13:41

winery in Boston,

1:13:43

November tenth, New

1:13:46

York,

1:13:47

New York. Chelsea Music Hall, New

1:13:49

York Comedy Festival, and

1:13:52

November eleventh, I'm gonna be in Pittsburgh

1:13:54

at Bile Rock at Social Hall. And also,

1:13:58

Well, I you know, Will,

1:14:00

I don't know if you're

1:14:01

still down for Austin. We we did talk

1:14:03

about Austin. I'd love it. Austin was

1:14:05

gonna be

1:14:06

This month, however, now it is in

1:14:09

January.

1:14:11

January, I will

1:14:13

be in Austin, Texas

1:14:16

at the creaking the cave on

1:14:19

the sixth and the seventh in

1:14:21

January January sixth and

1:14:23

seventh, and I'm pretty sure we'll

1:14:25

we'll be coming with. Hell yeah.

1:14:27

Will, I I just subscribe to your

1:14:29

podcast. Dude, let's go. And I accidentally started playing

1:14:31

it too. Cool. You can you know what to play it all right

1:14:33

now. I'm gonna give you a five star review right

1:14:35

now. Let's go. Every I know how important

1:14:38

that is. Every bit helps. do

1:14:40

it. But they have the reviews on it are, like, very good.

1:14:43

Like, we're very five five star. People

1:14:45

really like it. And

1:14:47

it was it's just such like a labor, you know, like,

1:14:49

we the first season in script format was

1:14:51

a hundred fifty pages. The second season

1:14:53

was two hundred fifty. Jesus. I mean, we

1:14:55

spent, like, nine months total on it. So but,

1:14:57

yeah, we're glad people seem to like it, and

1:15:00

we're pumped for the rest of it to come out. Hell

1:15:02

yeah. Well, thank you so much for coming on the podcast.

1:15:04

This makes you happy to have me go. go mariners embrace

1:15:07

the chaos. Braced the chaos. I hope it you

1:15:09

fucking by the time this comes out,

1:15:11

maybe they will have won. Goddamn there.

1:15:13

The ALDS. Let's go.

1:15:16

Alright. Thanks for listening.