Sugar is sweet, where's the beef, some hair-raising hairpieces, my man Alfredo ("you broke my heart, Fredo") Pacino, the sleazy and ugly Phil Spector, some John Travolta, a little Frank Sinatra, the hair and genius that was Burt Reynolds, big-screen boobs, Yul Brenner and I, a Peter Fonda moment, Matthew McConaughey and a miracle hair potion, a great Telly Savalas memory, and yes, some quotes. Stuff mentioned: Sugar (2024), Serpico (1973), Dog Day Afternoon (1975), The Dog (2013), Elton John "Amoreena" (1970), Scarface (1983), Sea of Love (1989), Frankie and Johnny (1991), Terence McNally Frankie and Johnnie in the Clair de Lune (1987), 88 Minutes (2007), Spector (2022), The Beatles Let it Be (1970), George Harrison All Things Must Pass (1970), The Ramones End of the Century (1980), George Harrison "What is Life" (1970), Grease (1978), Perfect (1985), Get Shorty (1985), Swordfish (2001), Tony Rome (1967), The First Deadly Sin (1980), Hustle (1975), The Cannonball Run (1981), S.O.B. (1981), Dallas (1978-1991), The Sound of Music (1965), Sharky's Machine (1981), Stick (1985), Heat (1986), Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969), All the President's Men (1976), Malone (1987), Rent-a-Cop (1987), Westworld (2016-2022), Westworld (1973), Stephen Malkmus Stephen Malkmus (2001), Stephen Malkmus "Jo-Jo's Jacket" (2001), Futureworld (1976), Ghost Rider (2007), Birdy (1984), The Munsters (1964-1966), and Kojak (1973-1978).