"Wayne WHATsky?!" The only people cruising more calmly to the end of this NHL season than the reigning Bruins are Rave, Kelly, and Eva as the Capitals peter out like a womp-womp trombone. Better luck next year, babes! Let's check in on some of our other boys thriving in new markets and make fun of homophobic idiots instead! This episode was recorded on April 4, 2023.

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Timecodes: (3:00) Advise Me! | (5:38) #ALLCAPS | (11:21) Ex-Caps Corner | (39:32) Elsewhere in the NHL | (59:33) PRIDE DISCOURSE | (1:15:38) Boys Playing Games