UPDATE: See the full post for details.

There’s an unsubstantiated rumor we started that the YLNT crew is experimenting with a not-quite-daily, very-short-form, not-edited-at-all podcast-style product. Just as a short-term experiment. It is rumored.

The substantiated part of the unsubstantiated rumor is that this sub-program would not be a replacement for “You Look Nice Today Classic” — it would be an additional occasional thing. Like when Bing Crosby did those charming commercials for Minute Maid. Or something. It’s not really clear.

There is also an unsubstantiated rumor that you can download the first experimental episode, which is rumored to be called, “Capt. Jerry & the Deviated Septum Crewe Zoo.”

I think this is what the industry refers to as “a leak.” We’re looking into where it came from. Heads will roll, and what have you.

UPDATE: Folks, the situation is going from bad to worse. Somehow, insurance industry megacorp AIG got a hold of an unaired YLNT session and posted it on their blog. They’ve pulled the post, but now that it’s leaked we might as well share. We named this mini-ep Actuary Starship.