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1:58

a haircut.

2:01

Oh, very important. And then I need a workout. And

2:04

then it is important. And

2:06

then I need to pack again.

2:08

Oh, and I need to go to the cleaners.

2:11

I got to go to stuff. And then Sarah

2:13

and I have a dinner. We have to go to

2:16

a dinner. We have to go to and then we've got another

2:19

wedding and then another wedding and then another wedding.

2:21

And then everyone stopped getting married. I'm

2:23

we've done the math. I'm going to go I think to 11 weddings

2:26

this year. I don't even like 11

2:28

people.

2:29

Yeah, me neither. You know, I thought

2:32

three was a lot. Yeah,

2:34

three. I what I would

2:36

pay to just do three be the

2:39

best. So we're very

2:41

frazzled, very frazzled. How are you doing?

2:44

Well, I'm up and I'm down. So it's

2:47

finally cold here. The leaves are

2:49

gorgeous. And

2:51

I've just been soaking in the goodness that is

2:53

fall. So like in that aspect, I'm

2:55

doing so great. On the other aspect,

2:58

I got a few more veneers.

3:00

Oh, yeah, you have more

3:02

few. I mean, I got six at

3:04

one time. Why? So my

3:06

bottom teeth. Okay, I braces

3:09

in when did I start braces eighth

3:11

grade, seventh grade, somewhere like that. I

3:13

had them for almost three years. I had the most

3:16

fucked up teeth. I got

3:19

admit when I was a kid, I was scared of everything.

3:21

Like I was scared of pain. I got scared of any doctor.

3:24

And so when it came to the dentist, I'm

3:27

pretty sure I was told like, Hey, you should have some

3:29

teeth pulled because you have too many teeth

3:31

and like your teeth are never going to be straight. And I'm pretty

3:33

sure I convinced my parents into like

3:36

not letting that happen. Pretty sure I did that

3:38

by like, throwing tantrums, hysterics,

3:40

probably trying to like kick people that came near me at

3:43

the dentist. Like I'm sure I was terrible. But

3:45

all that to say, my bottom teeth are

3:47

just so crowded and I didn't wear my retainer

3:50

and my teeth have been crooked for as long as I

3:52

can remember. So I've

3:54

had a couple of veneers on my top teeth for a long time

3:56

because one to like wouldn't come down

3:59

when I had the braces you know my mom she's like

4:01

vanity is everything so she took me right to the

4:03

dentist to get two veneers when I was like 18 and

4:06

so my top teeth have always looked pretty good because of that

4:08

but the bottom's just always been crooked so I like

4:12

thought about Invisalign you know because

4:14

that's what everybody who's an adult does but

4:16

I just don't think I can do it I

4:19

don't think I can I didn't wear the retainers to begin with I just

4:21

didn't think I could do it and so

4:23

I was like screw it we're getting

4:25

veneers we're getting veneers and they had to do six

4:27

to get them straight which is a lot and

4:30

I really thought like oh this week cakewalk I've had

4:32

a couple done like no biggie take a zanny

4:34

hit the gas like you'll be good no

4:37

no

4:38

six at once was insane

4:41

I laid there for like four hours and

4:44

I was nice and high and by the way I think

4:46

I said this I'm sorry we're stoned but I have a killer

4:49

dentist playlist that we're gonna share because

4:51

when you're high on that gas it's like it hits just

4:53

right my playlist I'm just telling you takes you

4:55

to another place it's great um but

4:58

my mouth hurts my my teeth hurt and

5:01

like even like my whole jaw was swollen yesterday

5:04

like I'm I'm not recovering as

5:06

well as I imagined but I think the payoff

5:08

is gonna be good so I don't know you don't have veneers do

5:10

you know okay so what they and I don't

5:13

understand this they like do

5:15

all the work right to like get them ready but then they

5:17

put these temporaries on and then

5:19

they send off for your real ones and you go back

5:21

in three weeks and get the real ones but I just don't

5:23

get it why we have

5:26

to do this temporary thing I

5:28

don't know I'm not I'm not a dentist

5:30

like I just I guess it's frustrating

5:32

I'm like oh we did all this work I can't like what's

5:35

what are we doing that we have to have temps

5:37

and then yeah I feel like there should

5:39

be some science there that like takes

5:41

out the the temporary part but

5:44

so the temporary ones are just one

5:46

piece like all six teeth are just like it's like

5:48

one piece like almost like a denture

5:49

right okay I know so it just

5:51

feels weird and then in three weeks I'll

5:54

go get the real ones and we'll be looking

5:56

super flat

5:57

or you're gonna look like um matt

5:59

dylan

5:59

From something about Mary or it's just

6:02

like all teeth and you're just

6:04

you know, yeah,

6:05

no because I have a fab Do

6:07

you? She's amazing. Her name's dr.

6:10

Lewis and she's here in Nashville If anybody's

6:12

looking for a great dentist and

6:14

I have literally gone to her since I can remember and

6:16

her dad did my mom's veneers So we like keep it

6:18

in the fam and she's just lovely and I'm

6:21

pretty sure she does like all the Titans and predators

6:23

She's got all their plaques on her wall, you

6:25

know, and if it's good enough for the guys I get their teeth

6:27

knocked out every day. It's good enough for me.

6:29

Well, I'm gonna try something

6:30

I realized

6:32

That my energy just wasn't what gonna it

6:35

was wasn't gonna be where I needed to be

6:38

I got some alcohol About

6:41

you know what? Let's just Guys

6:43

what you get sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta

6:45

do, you know, it's true Yeah, you're just like listen, I'm

6:48

just I'm not gonna be where I need to be I'm

6:50

in stress all day and I need a

6:53

little beer a little beer ski And

6:55

I deserve it Kind

6:57

of beers that I know this

6:59

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7:01

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7:06

You've got robot teas now. That's great. Yeah,

7:09

my mouth hurts like does it? Yeah,

7:11

so, you know, I'm sorry Okay,

7:13

should we show the show do you just want to get it over with? Yeah.

7:16

Okay, is it me or you?

7:17

I think it's you cuz I think I did it in studio.

7:19

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10:00

know, I don't love the

10:03

the posting of the slides

10:06

video because Everyone

10:08

was just making fun of the fact that my legs were crossed

10:10

and that her and they were talking shit about all the

10:13

cords Which I said Well,

10:16

we're not I don't have a desk yet, but

10:18

you could clean the cords up. I can't

10:21

well, what's the point? I'm getting rid of this desk the second

10:23

it comes

10:23

in not to live in cord hell for 40 days

10:25

And I am living in cord hell

10:27

over here You know,

10:30

I'm a leg crosser. I'm a leg crossing

10:32

man.

10:32

It's just a bit feminine. I don't care Okay,

10:35

quick question. I've never really thought about this before, you

10:37

know But I'm just I'm just imagining

10:39

what it would be like to have something between

10:41

my legs with a leg cross Yeah, I like your cross

10:43

right now. Yeah, where

10:44

your balls go exactly with their They're

10:48

on top of it. Yeah Yeah,

10:51

I think I don't like that at all. We're

10:53

on top of your legs Yeah,

10:56

and so is my dick. They're not squished

10:58

in between

10:59

that would make sense But the balls

11:02

on top of the wet

11:03

I like it

11:03

Here's

11:06

the thing I thought about this a lot Men

11:10

have never really understood how far

11:13

down a vagina is on your body

11:15

Like it is it is on the like

11:18

right next to your butthole, right? Yeah Your

11:21

guys's taint is like an inch

11:23

baby, you know, like it's like

11:25

that, right? Yeah, it's all right there together

11:28

And here's the thing that I don't think that women understand about

11:30

men is that the distance between our

11:32

butthole and the back of our Nuts is

11:35

not the same as like the end of your vagina

11:38

and in the butthole Okay,

11:40

a lot

11:40

more real estate down there I'm

11:43

not fucking with you. This is like my

11:46

taint is at least

11:49

Five to six inches. I don't

11:51

need to know Okay I guess what I'm trying to say

11:53

is is that I think that in your mind

11:55

when you think of like crossing your legs You

11:57

think of like my dick would be where your vagina

11:59

is Yeah, it's not. It's just

12:02

not. My dick

12:04

is much higher on my body

12:07

than where your vagina is. Sounds awful.

12:12

Just so you know.

12:14

Sounds terrible. But

12:16

like, I'm not the first guy in the world to

12:18

cross his legs.

12:19

No, I know. I just never thought about

12:21

it until this moment and I just had to ask, you

12:23

know.

12:24

Anyhow,

12:26

anywho, my taint is about five

12:28

to six. Still

12:31

don't need to know.

12:32

Didn't need to hear it twice. Didn't need to hear it once,

12:34

you know.

12:34

I mean, is it better if I were to like do this

12:37

like with like my ankle on my knee? Because

12:39

I do that too. Yeah, that seems better.

12:42

The problem with that is at a desk,

12:45

I'm now further back because my knee

12:48

is like in the desk

12:50

area. So when I do that, I can kind of, when

12:52

I do that kind of the girly cross. But

12:56

also it's hereditary. My dad does it too.

12:58

Oh really? Yeah, totally.

13:01

Is it hereditary or have you just watched

13:03

him do that your whole life and now you do

13:05

it? Yeah, maybe so.

13:07

I don't know. We do the same leg too. Like

13:09

I can't do it with my other leg. I can, but it's not comfortable. It's

13:11

just not natural. Yeah. I'm

13:13

a leg crossing boy.

13:14

Let's talk about something that won't get us canceled.

13:16

VIP. Halloween. Oh,

13:19

um, I think that you won the

13:21

Halloween costume. Obvious. Thing.

13:24

I know. Yeah. Yours

13:27

was good. Definitely. Yeah. Did

13:30

you do that yourself? No. I hired a professional

13:32

and it took him two and a half hours. Really? So

13:35

worth it. It looked so good. It did look really

13:38

good. And I like that you were... Like anime version? Yeah.

13:41

The original one and not like the daddy's

13:43

little princess one. Cause that one I'm like, everyone

13:46

fucking does that one. You know?

13:47

Also like the baby tee and the

13:50

baseball bat. Yeah. I wanted

13:51

the leotard. Yeah. Yeah.

13:54

No, that's, did you have like the really, really thick like New Jersey

13:57

accent all night?

13:58

I didn't talk.

13:59

played music, you know? Did you have a big piece

14:02

of bubble gum?

14:03

No, I don't chew gum.

14:04

Yes, I know, but the character, Harley

14:07

Quinn, chews a lot of gum.

14:09

Yeah, not me.

14:10

I need you to commit, Brandy. Wasn't

14:13

the face paint enough? Yours was really good, though. Thank

14:15

you. It was really good.

14:17

Yours was also good? It was pretty good.

14:19

Yeah. What about Heidi Klum? I

14:21

just wish Heidi Klum would try harder, you

14:24

know? So that's sarcasm. We've

14:27

done this bit, I think, on this show a lot, but I

14:29

hate Heidi Klum's Halloween party. Why?

14:33

Because it's so over

14:35

the fucking top. Yeah, but

14:36

it's Halloween. Halloween's over the

14:38

top.

14:38

Totally, but like this one, the peacock

14:41

one, she had like 17 people being the

14:43

peacock.

14:44

I love a group costume. It's

14:45

too much.

14:47

I disagree. I loved it. I want to go next

14:49

year. It was in New York. Why didn't

14:51

I stay longer and go? I don't know. Maybe

14:54

I will

14:54

next year. I'd go too, but she's

14:57

just like a tryhard when it comes to Halloween.

15:00

I think she's the queen of Halloween, so she can do whatever

15:02

she wants.

15:02

I'm going to disagree. I

15:05

think the queens of Halloween

15:07

are Neil Patrick Harris and his husband

15:10

and their kids. They kill it every year. I didn't

15:12

see. What were they? Oh,

15:14

I think they were Willy Wonka. Oh, that's a good one. It's

15:16

so good. Paris

15:18

Hilton always kills it on Halloween too. It's so

15:20

funny because I saw her that night and I didn't. I was

15:22

like, oh, you're Brittany. Afterwards,

15:25

I didn't get it. I loved it. Yeah,

15:27

Halloween was fun this year. We got to do something big

15:29

next year, though, for it. Yeah. I think.

15:32

You

15:32

know? Mm-hmm.

15:33

All right. Should we talk some

15:35

BIP? Yeah. F6? Yeah.

15:39

Okay. If you want to skip the BIP recap,

15:41

you can fast forward to around the 30-33 mark. Okay.

15:46

It starts out with Tanner pulling

15:48

Kat after he slept

15:51

an ungodly amount of time.

15:53

Putting off the inevitable.

15:53

Yeah. He was like, I don't want to do

15:55

this. I don't want to do this. I'm going to pretend I'm sleeping

15:57

forever. I love the shot of him sleeping.

15:59

like you're not sleeping. You don't

16:02

believe you're sleeping. So he pulls

16:04

Kat, you know it's gonna be bad. Just

16:07

because the energy she's putting off is just

16:10

not great.

16:11

Not good. Not good. She says

16:13

something that I thought was really, really funny. She

16:16

says, I'm not an option. I want

16:18

my man to choose me. And

16:20

I love that so much because Kat, that's

16:22

what an option is. But

16:26

a choice is an option

16:28

that you choose, you know? She's

16:33

cuckoo for cuckoo puffs with guys. It's

16:35

just so funny. And listen, she's

16:37

beautiful and I totally get her mentality

16:40

of like, you can't dump me, I

16:42

dump you. That's kind of like the vibe

16:45

it was. I think he does a

16:47

pretty good job of, hmm, I

16:49

don't think going forward we're

16:52

right for each other. I

16:53

mean, I think he could have

16:56

stopped himself before saying

16:58

like, I know he didn't say it like

17:00

this, but he basically said like, you're not wife material.

17:04

Probably should

17:05

have stopped yourself before you went there. Cause

17:07

I think that's what really tipped the scale of

17:09

her anger. Going to

17:11

like, I'm mad to like, I'm furious, is

17:13

him kind of taking a dig at her character. So

17:16

I didn't love that. I wish he had just kind of like taken the

17:18

high road and you know, let

17:21

her think that she was doing the breaking up and just

17:23

let it be.

17:24

It was a little bit of, it's

17:26

not me, it's you. Yeah. Uh

17:28

huh. And

17:30

while that may be true,

17:32

he just should have let it play

17:34

out differently for his own sake. That's

17:37

all I think.

17:37

But it was so funny, her

17:40

going up to the girls. The

17:42

delusion that's happening with her

17:45

is like, he didn't break up with me. It was like

17:47

more mutual and it was like, no, that's not, that's exactly

17:50

the opposite of what really happened actually.

17:52

He broke up with you. Yeah. And

17:55

then you went into the like, you don't, you don't, no one dumps

17:57

me, I dump you, I dump you. She

18:00

goes, I walked away from him. I'm

18:02

just better. With

18:05

Davia in the background. I

18:07

hate

18:07

to say poor Davia, but like

18:09

kind

18:09

of poor Davia. I

18:12

wonder what's going through Davia's mind in that

18:14

moment.

18:17

She's probably thinking this girl's

18:18

nuts.

18:20

She's probably thinking like

18:23

dodged a huge bullet. With

18:25

like being in a love triangle now. Mm-hmm.

18:28

Cat, step aside.

18:30

We'll come back to you in a bit. Genevieve

18:33

comes in.

18:36

Genevieve.

18:36

Yes, and it's funny. I

18:38

don't know if I knew that that was what her name was.

18:41

And I think I called her Genevieve the entire

18:43

time.

18:43

Good, good, dumb. Because I'm sure that happens to her

18:45

all the time and she loves it. Yeah,

18:48

well,

18:48

people call me Adam all the time. So just

18:50

sucks to have a weird name sometimes. Fair.

18:53

Welcome to the party, Genevieve. Mm-hmm.

18:56

Um, she takes Blake

18:58

on a date. And it's

19:01

one of the weirdest conversations that

19:03

I feel like I've ever witnessed in

19:05

Paradise of Blake talking to Jess.

19:08

Who just recently told him, I

19:11

want to stay open, Blake. So

19:14

I need some space or whatever. And Blake

19:16

was like, okay, I'm gonna give you some space. And like,

19:18

I feel like you're not fully into me. Then

19:21

this girl comes in, wants to take

19:23

Blake. She immediately

19:25

has like seller's remorse, Jess

19:27

does, I feel like. And the fact

19:29

that she goes, I just didn't see

19:31

this coming, I

19:34

think is beautiful. This is what the entire

19:36

show is, is, is this

19:39

coming? You, like you had to know

19:42

that this was coming. Then of course, the

19:44

second that you're like, I don't know. That's

19:47

when someone comes in and

19:49

takes them away.

19:50

be

20:00

able to be in this situation and handle

20:02

it at all. But I do think that

20:05

the relational maturity you

20:08

gain as you get older and you've been in relationships,

20:11

it definitely determines how you handle things. And

20:13

it's pretty clear that she hasn't had a serious

20:16

relationship or been in many where I just

20:18

don't think she really knows how to

20:19

handle her emotions for the most part.

20:22

I mean, I thought it was funny that she was just immediately like, well,

20:24

hold on. Now someone

20:26

likes... It's almost like

20:28

I don't want to... I'm not calling

20:30

her a dog, but it's like a dog

20:33

when they've got this toy that

20:35

they never care about and the

20:37

second you take it and like throw it away, that's

20:40

like, I need that toy. What are you

20:42

doing? That's my toy. And it's almost like Blake

20:44

was that toy to her,

20:46

I feel like. For

20:47

sure. And I think she's struggling too with

20:49

Blake is such a good guy on paper. He makes

20:52

so much sense. He's such a catch and

20:54

she's probably beating herself up for not having

20:56

more feelings than she does. I think she probably

20:58

wishes like, why can't I just feel more

21:01

for him because he's so great? And we've all been there, right?

21:03

Where like, you're just not that into

21:05

him, but you wish you were because they're so great. I

21:07

think everyone can relate to that. And so I think

21:10

that that's part of this as well.

21:12

Yeah. And then he goes on this date with

21:14

Genevieve. It's kind of awkward

21:16

in the beginning, and you're not really sure

21:18

where it's going. But then it turns out to

21:21

be like really cute. And they

21:23

make out like a lot on the beach. And

21:25

I think that I think they're having a hard time

21:27

like really kind of explaining what

21:30

the thing is that's missing. And I think the thing that's

21:32

missing with a lot of people, like

21:35

Kat talked about this a lot with Tanner about like

21:37

he's he's doesn't tongue kiss me

21:39

always tongue kiss. And I think what they're

21:42

all trying to verbalize is

21:44

passion, like they like they need passion.

21:47

And then all of a sudden, you know,

21:49

Jess and Tyler start talking, which

21:51

are like the cutest freaking couple in

21:53

the world. Even though I love Mercedes,

21:56

and I don't like that this is happening. But then

21:58

all of a sudden they start making out. And I'm like boom

22:01

there it is there there it is there's

22:03

passion there it is that

22:06

gave you the tingle In

22:08

the dingle you seven

22:10

inches removed from your from your butthole Do

22:16

you think that like the Jess and and and

22:18

Tyler are right for one another I

22:20

don't know I don't know of anyone

22:22

down. There's that serious.

22:23

Yeah Let's

22:26

bring cat back into this Can

22:30

we get cat back in here? Yeah, let's get cat It's

22:34

cat wheels up so we need her we need her in here

22:36

now But by the way Braden is

22:38

just narrating this whole episode It's so

22:40

funny and when he starts talking about cat

22:43

is homie hopping around It's

22:46

such a great term that I've we've never used.

22:48

She is totally homie hopping and she

22:51

has only has eyes

22:54

for John Henry

22:57

And He has

22:59

no idea what's that? No,

23:02

he doesn't and then Olivia spells it

23:04

out for him Yeah, and I just don't think he

23:06

cares Yeah, I don't think

23:08

he cares Either but

23:10

I love it's two women who

23:13

do not hold back No,

23:16

and it's so funny to have them going against

23:18

one another And then you have this

23:21

poor sweet underwater Welder

23:25

In the cotton the mill. He's like man. I

23:27

don't even know what what words they're using

23:29

right now But I know do two hot chicks

23:31

are into it, you know And

23:34

that couldn't have turned out better. Oh

23:37

Yeah for television and then

23:38

cat can we get cat back in here? Cat

23:42

just go drop a bomb on Eliza

23:44

while you're dropping a bomb in the toilet

23:47

I

23:50

But I will say there

23:53

does seem to be some piping

23:55

hot tea there

23:56

Yeah, so like this whole storyline

23:58

of Aaron may

24:01

or may not have been dating

24:03

a girl right before going on The

24:05

Bachelorette and this is what charity

24:07

has been concerned about and

24:09

Aaron's kind of saying like the timeline doesn't

24:12

line up but the way he kind of tells

24:14

the story is so

24:16

bad, is so convoluted. When

24:19

you are innocent and I actually

24:21

do think he's probably innocent but when you're innocent,

24:25

you need to have your facts very well

24:27

aligned and needs to be, I broke

24:30

up with her this month, I started doing

24:32

the show this month and we

24:34

weren't even together then. So

24:37

yes she's upset that I went on the show and

24:39

that we broke up but like we were broken

24:41

up for like two months. I feel like I'm

24:43

free to go on a show about dating if I've

24:46

been single for three months but

24:48

he doesn't do that. He's like well you can

24:50

see like the geometric

24:52

patterns in his head. He's like well April and

24:54

then May and then circle back to March

24:56

and then October, January,

24:59

then this happened and then this other girl

25:01

and you're like whoa, whoa, whoa, too

25:03

many facts. I need

25:06

this to be cut and dry my guy. Yeah

25:09

bringing up the second girl with the

25:11

nail in the coffin. Didn't need to do that at all.

25:14

No. Didn't need to do that. Hey listen,

25:16

I was single. I was dating around.

25:19

I wasn't in relationship with this one girl. We broke

25:21

up. Three months later I went on the show. Was

25:24

I dating other people going into the show? Yeah

25:26

but you know. I was on Tinge and Bumble

25:28

or whatever and like nothing was serious. You're

25:31

fine. But it does seem a little

25:33

fishy. But I do love the

25:35

fact that Kat is the one who does it. And

25:39

I do feel bad for the producers to be

25:41

like you

25:42

guys couldn't do that on a day bed? You

25:44

got to go do it in the shitter

25:45

where we can't even film it? What

25:48

the fuck? I know. I was hoping

25:50

for like a... Why would you

25:51

hope for that? I don't know.

25:53

It would be funny. Or maybe it did happen and the

25:55

sound engineers would be like fuck we got to cut this out. This

25:58

is a lot of farts. Then,

26:01

Becca comes in. She sounds like a robot.

26:03

I don't... I

26:08

think that like AI took over this woman's

26:10

body and she's like, computing,

26:13

computing, go down to the beach. Say

26:15

hello to everybody. I've

26:19

been so team Braden

26:22

this entire season.

26:24

I know.

26:25

And I'm not even mad about him going

26:27

on a date. It's just play

26:29

it cool, dude. He like holds her

26:31

hand when they're going down. Like, what are you doing,

26:34

bro? I

26:34

know, it's not good.

26:36

She asks him on the date and he like picks

26:38

her up in front of everybody. It's like, I

26:40

know that you're quirky and you're different and you're weird and

26:42

you're wearing a scarf and it's seven million degrees outside,

26:45

but like, I need you to have like a little bit of tact,

26:47

bro.

26:48

Yes, I feel very bad

26:50

for Rachel. Especially because

26:52

like, now you've got another bachelorette

26:55

coming down. The people are

26:57

just raving over and not that to

26:59

take away from charity. She's lovely,

27:01

but like, I don't know. I feel like Rachel's really getting the shiv

27:03

in the stick here this year.

27:05

Yes. I've been saying that from the get go.

27:08

I'm going to say something kind of controversial. I

27:10

don't think that there is any

27:13

benefit to bringing former leads

27:16

onto the show that aren't going to date.

27:18

I agree. All it is is like the

27:20

tease. Oh my God, we've never had

27:22

more bachelorettes on the show. But

27:24

it's not real. Like eats up like

27:26

a ton of time. I guess this

27:29

charity one's good because there's tea a dish

27:32

for Eliza. But I don't know. It

27:34

just chews

27:36

up a lot of time of a show where I'm like,

27:39

you guys aren't even here to date, man. Like, can we

27:41

focus on people who want to date? I don't know. I agree.

27:43

That's probably something that the producers

27:46

don't want me to say, but that's how I do feel.

27:48

Here's the other thing I don't like about it. What's

27:51

great about paradise is that everyone's equal

27:53

when they go to that show. No one's better

27:55

than anybody else. It doesn't really matter.

27:57

And then all of a sudden you get like

28:00

Bachelor or Bachelorette coming in and they're

28:02

like

28:03

treated

28:04

Like gods and it's like not but this shows everyone's

28:07

equal. I

28:09

Just I think what I'm trying to say is I'm I'm

28:12

feeling bad for Rachel and I don't like it Yeah,

28:15

also way too much stuff was happening in this

28:18

episode. It was like take take take take

28:20

take take It was like way too much stuff. I couldn't keep

28:22

I didn't keep track. So the

28:24

next thing that happens is charity

28:26

comes down She gathers

28:29

all her her girls together. It's

28:32

so great to be like, okay Give me all the tea

28:34

and then cats like well I'm into John Henry

28:36

and then Olivia is like I just had

28:39

a conversation with John Henry and he said that I'm

28:41

his number one And he's

28:43

got a connection with me. So bitch shut the fuck up

28:48

Good it's so great Eliza

28:51

she does the right thing. She's like hey, can I pull you aside

28:54

and kind of hear it from you? Like I need

28:56

to know like exactly what this is. I

28:58

think she does a good job with that But

29:01

here's the thing you have to take it with a grain of

29:03

salt I don't even remember what happened. But

29:05

like I know everyone went really far with

29:07

charity, right?

29:09

Yeah, he was like top three.

29:10

Yeah, right. So she feels

29:12

a certain way no matter what yeah,

29:14

that's like an X It's like someone that she was like

29:16

considering to get engaged to

29:19

right? There's a part of me. It's like yeah But

29:22

you might still be kind of like butt-hurt over

29:24

like the show and stuff

29:27

Whether or not he did have a girlfriend going

29:29

into the show or not

29:30

Yeah It does seem like

29:32

charities reaction to Aaron be in

29:35

general like anytime his name comes up There

29:37

is like her facial expression is clear

29:39

that there's some like negative feelings there Yeah

29:42

and So it's like did

29:44

more happen and just this like maybe

29:46

he had a girlfriend before cuz that doesn't seem to warrant

29:49

The level of distaste on her face

29:52

when they bring him up. I don't know if we'll find out next

29:54

week Maybe

29:54

I mean we've got to find out next week. I think that's

29:56

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29:58

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29:59

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31:44

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31:49

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31:51

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31:52

That's your life every day.

31:54

Dude, this is the first time we've taken

31:56

Sarah's dog Boo on

31:59

a really long road.

31:59

trip this dog

32:02

will not lay down in

32:04

a car. Oh, it's

32:06

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32:17

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32:19

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32:22

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32:24

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32:29

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32:32

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32:33

Poor boo. Oh my God.

32:36

But we did get to take her to Carmel Beach

32:38

and let her run around. And that was really fun and cute.

32:41

All right. Well, do you have some faith things, bro? What's

32:43

going on here?

32:44

Okay, bro. So I watched

32:48

Pain Hustlers. Do you know about this movie? No,

32:50

Pain Hustlers.

32:52

Pain Hustlers is on Netflix.

32:55

I'm pretty sure. And it's Emily Blunt

32:57

and Chris Evans. Love

33:00

both of them. Unfortunately,

33:02

this is a story we've

33:05

seen quite a few times in the past year or

33:07

two. It's kind of the same.

33:10

It's not technically about oxy. It's about,

33:12

they call it something different, but it's just that

33:14

same story, you know, about, um,

33:18

the opioids and whatever. And it's

33:20

very similar to Painkiller, which we just

33:22

all watched, which was a series. And

33:24

as much as I love Emily Blunt and Chris Evans,

33:27

I think Emily Blunt's phenomenal in this, I

33:29

liked the series a lot better.

33:31

You liked Painkiller better than Pain

33:33

Hustlers? I did. Yeah. Changed

33:35

the name though, guys, right? I know. Liza

33:38

dreams of a better life for herself

33:41

and her daughter. I hired to work for

33:43

a bankrupt pharmaceutical company. Liza

33:46

skyrockets with sales and

33:48

into the high life, putting her in the middle

33:50

of a federal criminal conspiracy. Pain

33:53

Hustlers on Netflix. Yeah.

33:55

It looks exactly like Painkiller.

33:58

Yeah. It's very similar. I think

34:00

what I liked better about the

34:02

series, about Painkiller, is

34:05

because it's a series, right? You have more

34:07

screen time and more time to get

34:09

to know different characters, right? Like

34:11

that character building is just like,

34:14

you've got more time to do that. Whereas with a movie,

34:16

it just always seems a little bit more shallow. So

34:20

that was complaint one. Like this film was

34:22

mostly just about Emily Blunt's character. I mean, you

34:24

know, oh, she was just like the, got

34:27

the most screen time. I think that's kind of who you get to know the best

34:30

and the most. So I don't know. I just liked that

34:32

Painkiller had all the different storylines

34:34

where like a lot of the victims, you really got

34:36

invested in their story and their families

34:39

and stuff. And to me that made it hit harder, but

34:41

it's still good. Like it's still

34:43

a good movie. It's just really unfortunate that it came

34:46

out like so close after

34:47

Painkiller, you know? Yeah, to

34:49

that effect, Fall the House of Usher

34:52

that I absolutely loved is also

34:54

kind of about that. The House of Usher owns

34:56

a pharmaceutical company that's been killing a lot of people,

34:59

but it's really not about that. It's really about all the

35:01

kids dying. But it

35:03

is a big focal point in

35:07

storytelling these days. Because I would

35:09

not want to be a pharmaceutical company these days.

35:11

You wouldn't want to be a zillionaire? No.

35:14

No. Not if I was killing

35:16

people. Yeah, that's good. Good for you.

35:18

Wouldn't want that. Okay, I'm almost

35:20

embarrassed to say

35:23

that I am absolutely obsessed

35:25

with this.

35:26

Okay.

35:27

But House of Villains is

35:29

so good.

35:31

What is that?

35:32

Okay, it's The Dummies Show on E.

35:35

Oh, that was unexpected. And

35:37

it's funny because I have friends on the show.

35:40

Villains from some of television's

35:42

most popular reality shows will

35:44

be put in competition where each week

35:47

one will be eliminated until only

35:50

one winner remains House

35:52

of Villains. Sounds terrible. It's

35:55

so bad. But it's so

35:57

great though. It's

35:59

Johnny Bananas.

35:59

on it.

36:01

Classic. Love him. Jax

36:03

from Vanderpump. Okay. Okay.

36:05

I'm friends with both of those people. Corinne

36:08

Olympios from The Bachelor

36:10

and Bachelor in Paradise

36:13

for about an hour. And then

36:15

Omarosa who was, you know,

36:17

like, what was Trump's stupid show? We,

36:19

you're fired. The Apprentice. She

36:21

was on that and then she was like a part

36:24

of Trump's team and then she like flipped on him.

36:26

She's a terrible, she's a horrible person

36:28

and she's a great villain. That guy, Sheik from...

36:31

Oh. Yeah. He's in

36:33

it. From Love is Blind? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in it and

36:35

he's like gained some weight a little bit, which

36:37

is funny. And he's like really, his

36:40

storyline is he's very messy, very dirty.

36:42

Everyone's like, fuck, clean up her shit. And

36:44

there's like people from like Real Housewives

36:47

and like basketball wide. There's

36:50

shows that I don't watch, but like they're in there.

36:53

It is

36:53

so incredibly

36:56

bad and fantastic. Oh, okay.

36:59

Joe McHale hosted it of whom I

37:01

love dearly.

37:03

What do you watch this on? Like Hulu?

37:04

It's on E I think.

37:06

Yeah, but what if you don't have cable?

37:07

E or Bravo?

37:09

Well, that's not helpful.

37:09

So you can download the E app or

37:12

the Bravo app. This is on Hulu. Okay.

37:14

Get it on Hulu. I don't care. I don't know. All

37:17

I know is I watch it on E. Okay.

37:18

All right. Can't even explain it.

37:21

Go watch House of Legends

37:24

immediately. Immediately.

37:27

Okay. All

37:28

right. I know you don't watch it. Okay.

37:31

But we have to talk about the morning show for just a second.

37:33

Okay.

37:34

You're not, you don't watch that show, right? I don't,

37:36

but I liked it. I liked the first one.

37:39

I really think you would like it. Um, okay.

37:41

So massive spoiler alert. If

37:43

you are not caught up on the morning show,

37:45

fast forward about 60 seconds, because

37:47

I'm definitely going to talk about what happened this in

37:49

this new episode that just came out last night.

37:53

Everything's going to shit. Okay. I

37:57

was so rooting for Jen

37:59

Aniston. Alex Levy I

38:01

was so rooting for Alex and the billionaire

38:03

and their their love relationship

38:05

because you know Alex just hasn't had that

38:08

and You know she just got

38:10

the shit into the stick with all the Mitch stuff, and I was

38:12

just so happy for her John Ham is smoking hot.

38:14

They're so cute together. He's a gazillionaire and So

38:17

but you know now there's always rumors going around

38:20

about him And I hate to say

38:22

it But you're a man and you're a billionaire and like

38:24

the chances of you being a bad guy are pretty high You

38:27

know and poor Alex was getting it caught in the crosshairs

38:29

But she is like totally ignoring

38:32

her friends Bradley's trying to warn her and she

38:34

just like won't hear and she is about to like go

38:36

down with the motherfucking ship and Everything

38:39

she's falling apart And it scares me because I think the

38:41

season is almost over and if they in

38:43

this season with everything up in the

38:45

air I'm gonna be pissed.

38:46

Mmm. Yeah,

38:48

real piss. How's your shit? So I'm upset. Okay,

38:50

and I feel so bad for Alex I just really

38:53

wanted her and John Ham to like be in love.

38:55

Yeah Well,

38:57

I'm about a that you're a person that doesn't eat

39:00

shrimp, right?

39:01

Correct

39:02

Why is that is the texture

39:04

of it? Okay, really freaks me out

39:07

and also just the way they look in general Looks

39:09

disgusting

39:10

to me. So I love

39:13

Shrimp,

39:14

I do.

39:14

Well, that doesn't shock me because you also eat crawfish

39:17

which are literal insects.

39:18

Yeah Well, they're the same thing, but

39:21

I also love crab. Do you like crab? I

39:23

do like crab. Okay I

39:25

don't like lobster. I think lobster this thought taking

39:27

lobster is so overrated Anything

39:33

you dip in butter is going to be delicious

39:35

and that's what crap is true But I'm

39:37

now not sure if I can eat any of that

39:40

Because

39:41

I was flipping through tik-tok and

39:44

I came across a Joe Rogan clip

39:47

They were talking about shellfish He

39:51

was like you guys know that like shrimp

39:53

and Crab and lobster. He's

39:55

like those are cockroaches. Right? Like, you know that

39:57

those are bugs and And

40:00

he was like, oh, I know I know their

40:02

bugs. I'm like, yeah, we've all said that like they look

40:04

like bugs and they're bugs and he goes, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

40:07

When I was hosting fear factor, we

40:10

made someone eat cockroaches.

40:13

No, no, no.

40:14

And he had an allergic

40:17

reaction. His throat closed up and

40:19

we found out later he had

40:21

a shellfish allergy. He

40:23

was like, they are the exact same thing.

40:26

And once I heard that, I realized

40:29

I never want to eat those things again. Will

40:31

I? Yes. Will I try to forget that?

40:34

Absolutely. But is that not the grossest

40:36

thing you've ever heard in your entire life? It's

40:38

pretty gross, but it's not that shocking.

40:41

Yeah. You know?

40:42

And it makes sense why people

40:44

have like shellfish allergies because that's

40:46

your body being like,

40:48

you probably should not be eating

40:50

this giant bug.

40:52

That's not good for anybody. No, it's not.

40:55

No. So that fucking sucks. I

40:57

love some crab and some shrimp.

41:00

So you're really going to not eat it? I find that hard to believe.

41:03

I'm going to slow

41:05

down. Really?

41:07

I am. I am.

41:09

Once I heard that, I was

41:11

like fucking gross, dude.

41:14

You know, but I just the

41:17

blue crab hand rolls from Nobu

41:19

are just the most incredible thing I've ever had in my whole

41:21

life. And I will never say no to those.

41:23

I do love blue crab. Oh,

41:25

I love a crab boil. I love a shrimp boil.

41:27

I like it when it's on my fancy

41:30

plate and my fancy restaurant.

41:32

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Nobu.

41:34

I get it. You're rich. Here's

41:36

the other thing. Do you eat beef? Yeah,

41:39

rarely. But yeah. You eat

41:41

it rare? No. Oh, okay.

41:44

I am really struggling with

41:47

wanting to stop eating beef because

41:50

cows are like big dogs. They're like really sweet

41:52

and they like really like play around and stuff. And that

41:54

makes me feel sad. Yeah.

41:56

Now chickens, I don't give a fuck about.

41:59

Same. And don't come at me,

42:02

PETA.

42:03

But those are just dinosaurs. I think we're just

42:05

eating dinosaurs. And they had their time.

42:07

They had 65 million years. What about pigs?

42:10

I know. And the pigs are really smart, too.

42:12

They're really smart. Yeah. But I

42:14

made this joke on Caitlin Bristow's podcast. If they

42:17

were so smart, they wouldn't be so delicious. You

42:19

know? Well, that's not funny.

42:20

It is a funny joke. I love

42:22

bacon. But that's the thing. And I

42:24

do love prosciutto. But I

42:27

don't like pork tenderloin.

42:30

That's gross. Remember that whole, what a terrible

42:33

ad campaign. Pork the other white

42:35

meat. Gross.

42:38

Why do you

42:39

say like that? I don't remember that, but that's

42:40

nasty. Oh, yeah. I feel bad. I like pigs, too.

42:43

Yeah.

42:44

I know. It's tough. It's really tough. I

42:46

think I like cows more, though. Yeah.

42:49

But I also like the way a hamburger tastes

42:52

more in the bacon. I know.

42:54

Yeah. So the thing I'm going to try

42:56

to do is I'm just going to cut

42:58

down.

43:00

That's a good start. Yeah.

43:01

OK. That's all I got. You got anything else?

43:03

No, but that was a really sad place to land

43:06

on. Yeah. We should maybe not do that ending.

43:08

I don't know.

43:09

Do we have any like fuck you very much's

43:11

or light

43:12

in the mood? Let's go

43:14

through some fuck you very much's. You know?

43:16

This one comes from Handmama, 5

43:20

star 6 for that. Subject line, love

43:22

the show. I

43:25

love the BIP recaps. Please

43:27

keep them in. By the way, I'm old,

43:30

but I know a dartie is

43:32

a day party, not a drunk party. Damn,

43:35

I was wrong about that. A dartie is a day

43:37

party, and I said it was a drunk party.

43:38

I still don't like the term, though, because

43:40

like party isn't narty.

43:43

Like I don't know. It can be, though.

43:45

Now?

43:47

I don't know. I'm having a narty

43:49

right now.

43:51

Cannot. A narty also sounds like you

43:54

got to go take a big shit or something. I got to go take

43:56

a narty. That wasn't

43:58

fucking gnarly, narty. Wow.

44:00

Save the episode.

44:03

Just like that.

44:08

Wow.

44:09

All right. This one comes from crumbj18.

44:12

Five stars. Thanks for that subject line. F

44:15

Y V M. What does that mean? For your

44:18

voicemail? Maybe. Well, maybe. Well,

44:22

I love you. You always have

44:24

the best recommendations and listening

44:26

every week is a highlight wells

44:28

remember. Remember your roots with

44:30

us loyal podcast listeners

44:33

when you play videos we can't see

44:35

them and we can barely hear

44:37

what they're saying it makes the segment with the

44:39

video content hard to understand enjoy brandy.

44:43

Don't listen to the shade about the summer.

44:46

I turn pretty. I love the show

44:48

and the audio books are even better.

44:50

Oh, okay. Is there

44:52

shade about me watching that show?

44:54

I think I made fun of you. So like your 12 year old beer

44:56

drinking. Yeah,

44:57

yeah, yeah. It is good.

44:58

La la Jojo five

45:01

stars. Thanks for that. Keep doing bi P

45:03

is a subject line. I like hearing your bi

45:05

P recap to hear wells inside

45:08

inside view is unique and you both get

45:10

the most important parts. Good job.

45:12

Both. Okay. This is coming from Kel

45:15

Bell 123 for a 67910 five

45:17

stars. Thanks for that subject line. Love the pod.

45:20

But ellipses. Are we not

45:22

going to talk about how we casually switched

45:24

from dropping the pod on Wednesdays to Fridays?

45:26

My hump day is now significantly less appealing.

45:29

Well, Kel Bell. We did talk about this.

45:32

Okay, we did. Yeah, we

45:34

did this because of bachelor

45:37

in paradise comes out on Thursday.

45:39

So we thought we'd be able to pull

45:41

it out episodes on Friday. But when the bachelor in

45:43

paradise ends, we'll probably go back to Wednesdays. And

45:45

I think we're like Fridays. I don't give a shit. You like

45:47

Wednesdays.

45:48

I do. Okay. I'm a big Wednesday

45:50

fan. I love a Wednesday. Yeah,

45:52

it's a lot of people with the like,

45:54

keep doing bi P. That's good.

45:57

Okay, that's it. That's how. Okay. I got

45:59

surprised. some calls I can find too. I'm gonna do a couple

46:01

calls. Yeah

46:03

hi this is Caitlin calling

46:06

from Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania.

46:08

Hey Caitlin. Just need

46:10

the producers to label this

46:12

what the fuck is happening here because why

46:15

have you guys not talked about foundation

46:17

on Apple Plus? I don't understand.

46:20

I think you might have talked about

46:22

for all mankind if you haven't.

46:24

We did. Why? But please, for the

46:26

love of God,

46:28

watch the show, listen to

46:30

the podcast. It's

46:32

frickin amazing. Alright you'll thank

46:34

me later. Bye bye. Wait so there's

46:36

a show called Foundation there's a podcast

46:40

about it? I don't

46:40

know about the podcast. I've seen the

46:43

banner for foundation on

46:44

Apple. I think I've

46:46

watched it. Alright I'll look into that.

46:49

But I feel like she wanted one of these.

46:54

I think that's what she wanted. You know I was just

46:56

trying to be. This was entitled

46:58

Wells Equals Lifestaver which listen

47:00

I don't consider myself a hero but many people

47:03

do.

47:05

So this week my favorite thing

47:07

is your show even more than normal because

47:10

Wells saved my dog's life the other night. My

47:13

husband like had some

47:15

like meat package. He was like cooking

47:17

like he like left it open to let the dog like

47:20

flick it and then the dog like ate the

47:22

little like insert

47:23

thing that's like under the meat like to eat it cool or

47:25

something. So then he was

47:27

like freaking out and he's gonna like kill the dog

47:30

and I remembered from Wells

47:32

talking about at some point

47:34

with Carl that if you

47:36

give dogs hydrogen peroxide

47:39

on bread and

47:40

have them eat it it'll

47:42

make them throw up and that's exactly what

47:43

we did and it made them throw up.

47:46

So therefore you'll

47:48

save my dog's life and very

47:50

very appreciative.

47:51

Love y'all so much y'all are always my favorite

47:53

thing. We've been listening. It's the only podcast

47:55

I've listened to every single episode of. Have a great week.

47:57

Bye. Oh my name is Amy by the way.

47:59

Bye! Reverend

48:04

Wells is here to save

48:07

not only the souls of

48:10

humans, but also the souls

48:14

of dog dogs and cat cats.

48:17

The sound, has this been programmed for a

48:19

while? Yes, this is, um,

48:21

this is Gregorian Chan. Anytime I was talking about being

48:23

Reverend Wells, I played

48:24

this.

48:28

I am a man of God.

48:31

I don't know if you, I don't know if you know that,

48:33

but I am a man of God. Right.

48:36

Alright, one more. Hi

48:38

guys, Greg show. Awesome show. Love

48:40

you guys. Love the show. Okay.

48:42

Wait a second. And a dude? Is

48:44

this a guy? I

48:45

love that front. What? I

48:47

have a request actually. Okay. A couple of requests.

48:50

Anything for you. First one. Okay.

48:52

Would it be possible? Totally. Please

48:55

for Brandy to recap

48:58

or either Wells, recap the name

49:01

of whatever your favorite

49:03

thing is. Whatever you're talking about. Yeah. After,

49:05

you

49:06

know, like the five minute rant about whether it's good or bad. Okay.

49:09

Can you just say again what it is? Because I don't remember

49:11

at that point. At that point it's like.

49:13

You know you can press like the

49:16

rewind button. Just

49:18

saying. But okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Noted.

49:20

Noted. Noted.

49:22

Remember. I just don't remember what it was anymore.

49:25

And sometimes I just want to watch

49:27

it or I want to see it or I want to read the book. And

49:29

number two, if you can't do that, maybe like

49:31

put it in the description. That

49:34

would be really awesome as well. I think it is. Might

49:36

be. It's on the website. Like

49:38

today's episode.

49:40

I want to see what the 369, I think that's what it was. Or

49:43

the Mandela effect. I'm

49:45

going to look them up because I'm interested. But

49:47

there was something else. I don't remember what it was

49:49

now. And I just now I have to go and I

49:52

have to go watch the show again. And I just don't want to time

49:54

for that. I would love to time for that. But I don't. So

49:56

maybe you could put that in the description.

50:00

be awesome what else one last thing

50:02

yeah this isn't really a request but more

50:04

of a problem okay or issue that I

50:06

have perfect and it's not particularly

50:08

with you know you guys but

50:12

what is going on with Bachelor in Paradise no

50:14

why am I gonna be watching the Bachelor in Paradise

50:18

in the middle of the holiday season fair

50:20

enough why am I gonna be watching Bachelor

50:22

in Paradise alongside Christmas

50:24

shows yeah why am I gonna be watching it in the

50:28

summer is done I agree 100% grief you know what

50:30

anymore yeah there okay we get it watching

50:33

we get

50:40

the versus Jason in the Halloween

50:42

yeah yeah watching guys I want no I understand

50:44

every

50:45

season yeah every

50:47

holiday okay got it got it got it got it

50:49

got it yeah yeah oh no I understand it doesn't it

50:52

doesn't believe

50:55

got it so maybe you can like talk to okay

50:57

I know well you have all the connections yeah no

50:59

don't maybe like say I know I'm thinking

51:01

it other people must be thinking it everyone

51:03

is I know okay I know this is an insanely

51:06

long feeling

51:08

he does you have a lot of feeling right at the

51:10

beginning of the episode and we listen I love

51:12

you I love you it's

51:14

the summer sometime you come home you watch the

51:16

Bachelor I agree I agree

51:18

no other way

51:19

also

51:20

what the fuck is happening here needs

51:22

to stop because I can't get out of my head for the

51:24

first hour after watching the show so maybe

51:26

like maybe one more time and then phase it out okay

51:29

and I think that's it

51:32

now we got fun of the sex and okay that's it

51:36

those simple things I'll be happy

51:39

love you guys best

51:41

show in the world Wow

51:42

what the fuck is

51:45

he wanted it I get it

51:47

that was great love that guy

51:50

I love that guy too very cool all

51:52

right if you guys want to call in the hotline

51:54

you can 8 5 8 6 3 0 18 56 is thy number

51:59

and

52:04

more guys because

52:05

I know guys are listening to this show

52:08

mainly the reason why the guys

52:10

are watching Bachelor in Paradise their girlfriends

52:12

have forced them into this and then

52:14

we slowly converted

52:17

them over to

52:20

listeners do

52:22

you have any musics? no. oh I

52:24

do have musics and I have a good song to go

52:26

out on okay my good buddy

52:28

Daniel Ellsworth he's

52:31

in a band called Daniel Ellsworth in the Great Lakes he's also

52:34

in a great band called Dark Minds

52:36

that you've heard a lot on television

52:39

he did like a couple Apple ads and a couple

52:41

of Google ads Daniel

52:44

Ellsworth in the Great Lakes one of my favorite bands from Nashville

52:47

has new music out and

52:49

I want to play

52:52

the new singles called High Life cool

52:54

just love these guys so much you

52:57

got something fun coming up what's going on with you? what

53:00

do I have coming up

53:02

I'm actually playing a little

53:04

DJ set in Nashville next weekend

53:06

cool I don't play here a whole lot so

53:09

if you guys are in Nashville, why have tears? come

53:11

hang it's at the one hotel rooftop it's called

53:13

Harriet's and I'm doing this like they're

53:16

calling it a day hang but it starts

53:18

at 5 p.m. so I don't know

53:20

who

53:21

thinks that 5 p.m. is still daytime but you

53:23

know I'm here for it because I don't have to stay

53:26

up till 3 a.m. per use but come

53:28

hang at Harriet's on November 11th

53:31

and then in a couple weeks

53:33

I'll be coming on to LA for Thanksgiving

53:35

well that Harriet's party sounds like it starts

53:37

out at a Dardie and then turns into a Nardi

53:40

it does in fact seem that way is it not

53:42

it's rattling the line of

53:45

Dardie the Nardi yeah that's

53:47

awesome all right why have tears we love you if you want to call

53:49

us up call us up you can also do a fuck you very much

53:51

on the the reviews there in the in

53:54

the podcast or right

53:57

we brought it around thanks to highlight

54:00

It got me there.

54:02

Yes, it got. Really?

54:05

Bye, guys. Bye!

54:39

Oh, no. Do

54:53

you know what Sunday is? No.

54:57

The Lord's Day? Fucking Daylight Savings Time.

54:58

I thought we were doing

55:01

that anymore. I thought we were done with it. I thought

55:03

it was over. Me too. What

55:05

the frick? It's on

55:06

the holiday calendar. That

55:08

doesn't

55:08

mean it's going to happen, though. Are you sure?

55:11

Well, it just might be like on the calendar.

55:14

Let me just look real quick. Yeah, look it up. I think

55:16

we're doing it. Look it up. Look it up.

55:18

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55:22

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