0:03

Yeah that's

0:06

right, they're still making your Kickstarter

0:08

sucks. Yeah, Mike and JF are still

0:10

doing this stuff. They've been going for six

0:12

years and haven't given it up. So somehow

0:15

here's another six-pack of this type of junk.

0:17

Yeah that's right, we're still doing these. Your

0:19

Kickstarter sucks. Yeah that's right, we're still doing

0:22

these. We're not too small. Yeah, Mike and

0:24

JF haven't given this up. Yeah

0:26

that's right, we're still

0:27

doing your Kickstarter sucks. Hey

0:31

guys, this is Scott. I

0:33

just want to say that one of my favorite

0:37

recurring things that you

0:39

do is when you say

0:41

this is the weird episode. I

0:44

think that's funny every time. But

0:46

I think you should branch out a bit

0:49

and I think you should have different

0:51

kinds of episodes. And

0:53

if you were going to predict what kind of

0:55

episode this one was going to be, what's it

0:58

going to be? And then you could

1:00

reevaluate at the end if you wanted and say,

1:02

was it the happy episode? It

1:09

probably won't be. But thanks guys,

1:11

love you. Hey

1:12

everybody, welcome to Mike KS. Mike,

1:15

could this be the... Could this be the... Why

1:17

are you making that face?

1:20

Happy episode. What? I

1:23

don't like the sound of that. Well he said

1:25

it probably wouldn't be that, okay?

1:28

We have to come up with... Look, look at

1:30

this right here. What is this? What does this look like

1:32

to you?

1:33

Is it your prick? What is that? It's not a fucking...

1:36

It's not my prick. It's a twist... It's not

1:38

a fucking my prick. What is that? A

1:40

bread climp? What is that? Yeah, it's

1:42

like a climpy... It's like a climpy tie. Twist tie?

1:45

So like, what if this was the twist tie episode?

1:49

You know, I don't think we're there yet, JF. I

1:51

think we still got some ideas that we can maybe scrape

1:54

together. I

1:57

don't think we have to do the oops

1:59

all climps.

1:59

episode or something. But

2:03

look, I just think if you just give it

2:05

a shot, if you think about it for a second, you kind

2:07

of look at this thing and you go like, well, this is rather unassuming,

2:10

you know, this is just a simple everyday

2:12

tool or this is something I might even throw this

2:14

in the garbage. The bread tie was

2:17

invented in 1928 by... Just

2:19

doing like a long fucking Weiger intro

2:22

about the bread tie. This

2:25

is kind of a cool... You ever think about what's

2:27

in here? Like, what is it? Like, is it a wire or something?

2:31

Most assuredly have to be a wire, yes.

2:35

Well, I don't know. I

2:40

think it's pretty neat. At the end of the day,

2:42

it's just these little... And you think about life. It's

2:44

like, well, life is kind of made up of all of these

2:46

little... I mean, it's like, what's the twist tie? You

2:49

know, right. Like, what is it? The relationships

2:52

that we have for the friendships. The ties that

2:54

bind. The twist ties that bind.

2:56

Thank you, guys. We'll see you next week. It was

2:59

awesome. I

3:03

don't know. Look, we'll see what kind of episode

3:05

we have. I think it's going to be... I think it could be... I think

3:07

this has the potential for a... I

3:09

would call it the groggy episode. I kind

3:11

of feel like you're a little groggy. I feel like Dan's a little

3:14

groggy. Got that right. Groggy.

3:16

I'll admit to being a little groggy myself. And

3:19

if you're a pirate out there and you're listening all aboard

3:21

the ship, it's not that kind of groggy. Yeah,

3:25

don't get your eye patch in a twist

3:27

here. It's not that kind of grogg.

3:31

Don't get your eye patch in a twist tie. So

3:33

now it really is... Now

3:35

we're really turning forward. I mean, this

3:37

is really a bottom of the barrel stuff as far as episode

3:40

ideas go and stuff like that, you know? We

3:42

don't have to have an idea for this.

3:45

This is just... This is a stream of consciousness.

3:47

This doesn't have to be anything good at all. Look, we can just... I

3:50

can just look around. I could do something stupid. I could rep

3:52

something stupid off my desk and just start talking about that.

3:54

That's how low effort this has

3:56

to be. We just got to get onto the part. We're talking

3:59

about the Kickstarter. Care about so we just got

4:01

to get over there really quick like about this new

4:03

debit card What if I put this up on screen

4:06

everybody copied the numbers like that? Riff

4:10

that on that that would be funny if

4:12

you somehow had to get a new debit card I don't

4:14

even know could you? That's

4:16

gonna fucking loop. They keep sending me these

4:19

debit cards. I got one the other day your

4:21

new card is activated It's the same account number.

4:23

I don't know what's going on. I have to call I'm

4:26

not to call someone yeah, I'm a

4:28

groggy you're feeling. Oh you are feeling

4:30

groggy I Knew

4:33

that see I knew it. I knew we had

4:35

something on this episode I Did

4:37

see I did see some news. I don't know if you saw

4:40

this breaking news about or it's breaking news when I saw

4:42

it It's probably it's probably old. It's old hat

4:44

by now broke. Yeah, it's done. It's

4:46

done been broke It's already gotten wrote up everywhere,

4:49

but I'm reading this on CNN. I'm at

4:51

the base where I get my new CNN Snoop

4:54

Dogg says he's giving up marijuana

4:56

or at least smoke smoking it. He's not gonna smoke

4:58

it anymore. Yeah Wow me

5:02

Yeah, he is he said I was inspired He

5:04

said I was inspired by Dan and then he then he

5:07

did he did something really cool He produced a bread tie

5:09

from his back pocket, and he said look at the end He says look

5:11

at imagine what you could do with this He

5:15

said the reason why I'm stopping smoking is because it messed

5:17

up one of my recent recording appointments

5:19

that I had They put

5:21

everybody in a bind the ties

5:23

that bind the ties that bind once

5:26

again See it all comes back and

5:28

I think he believes in that kind of magic as

5:30

well You know, that's that's that

5:32

Snoop Magic gate. He said he

5:34

said he said I was he said I was 49 He

5:37

said I was 49 minutes late for recording

5:40

And it and then I didn't you know and

5:43

I said it was a little girl I was a little bit

5:45

groggy is what he said. I didn't text my guys.

5:48

I didn't So

5:51

what's up? What's the so he always does this

5:54

right where he's like I don't think an ass man And then

5:56

it's like some a chip

5:59

or something use chip.

6:02

So what's the product now that he's gonna... I

6:04

don't think it's dropped yet. As of

6:06

this recording, I don't think it's dropped and this is Friday.

6:09

So Friday is typically a news dump, right?

6:11

That's where you put the stuff you don't want to

6:14

come out, which I don't know if that's what's gonna happen with Snoop.

6:17

He loves his press releases, I think is our friend, Dave

6:20

knows. I think he's probably got... He's

6:23

got a folder of Snoop Dogg press releases

6:25

like an interstick. So fucking good.

6:28

I love the press releases so much. I

6:32

know. We need a repository for the thing

6:34

that the celebrity says is their new thing

6:37

all of a sudden. The NFTs gave

6:39

us a lot of that for sure. Yeah. But

6:42

I need more. I need more practical.

6:44

I need more tangible stuff that you know

6:46

the celebrity would never ever

6:49

have. I think clothes

6:51

are a big thing as well because most of the time they're not wearing

6:53

those fucking clothes. But I

6:56

don't know if for a while Cindy Crawford had

6:58

a whole line of furniture in rooms to

7:00

go. Did you know that? I didn't know that, no. I

7:02

think I have a rooms to go couch. I don't know if it's Cindy

7:05

Crawford or not, but like Cindy Crawford's

7:07

couch. Why is that?

7:09

Why is that anything? Yeah, that doesn't really...

7:11

It's like that Eddie Bauer edition.

7:15

Yeah, why was that on a Ford?

7:17

What's that? I'm nine. Everybody thinks he's

7:25

launching in edibles because...

7:28

He says he's giving up smoke. Giving up smoke. Yeah.

7:32

Please respect my privacy at this time was also

7:34

that was the... That's funny. That's very

7:36

weird. And then it turns out he's getting lung cancer.

7:39

I'm like, whoops. They

7:41

edit that out.

7:44

You can't predict stuff on here that's

7:46

bad anymore man. The

7:49

news may come as a shock to some. The

7:51

rapper has long been open about his love

7:53

of weed. That's true. And

7:55

even claimed to have smoked it had to have

7:58

smoked in the white house. He has launched several... business

8:00

ventures related to marijuana, including

8:02

a pot focused media company called

8:05

Mary Jane, Mary

8:07

M-E-R-R, why Mary Jane,

8:10

and a line of cannabis products.

8:12

He's also invested in Casa Verde, a

8:14

venture capital firm that invests in marijuana

8:16

startups. Oh, they must not be too happy to hear

8:19

this news. You have to

8:21

be fuming. You

8:23

said what? They're

8:26

fuming because he's not fuming anymore,

8:28

Mike. Oh, boy. His love

8:30

for weed has made headlines, CNN

8:33

writes. The entertainer revealed

8:35

in 2019 that he had a full-time staffer

8:37

to whose sole

8:39

job it is to roll his blunts. Well, what is

8:41

that guy going to do? Yeah,

8:50

he's out of work. Who's

8:52

going to roll the... Well, the guy's just saying, well, I guess

8:54

I'm on the unemployment line now. You

8:56

know, my family and stuff will starve. That's fine.

8:59

Jeez Louise. And this was from 2019. It

9:02

says, inflation is so high, even

9:04

Snoop Dogg's blunt roller got erased.

9:06

This isn't CNN. It's

9:09

not on CNN. I'm looking

9:11

at it right now. This

9:16

is from 2022. Inflation, Snoop Dogg tweeted in response to a post

9:18

by Uber Facts, which said

9:27

his full-time blunt roller makes $40,000 to $50,000

9:30

a year. He says that their salary went up. 40

9:35

grand to roll Snoop Dogg's blunt. I've

9:37

got to feel like if you're in Snoop Dogg's entourage

9:40

as the blunt roller, I

9:42

don't know. It seems like a fake

9:45

fact to me. Something that they say like... Well,

9:47

it's on Uber Facts though, so I don't know if that's...

9:50

Yeah, all this stuff is vetted.

9:53

Check mark, blue check. One of those facts,

9:55

you know, you make up or whatever the fuck.

10:00

job in 2021 Snoop Dogg said he has 81

10:02

smoke breaks a day on Reddit.

10:05

Well now he's got time to read

10:08

a book or I don't know what else you

10:10

whatever you would do with that. Is his

10:13

PBR, this is CNN using

10:16

the phrase PBR they're using that in

10:18

their copy. His PBR professional

10:20

blunt roller seems to have

10:23

the instincts to know exactly when the rapper wants to

10:25

light up and Snoop says that motherfucker's

10:27

timing is impeccable. But

10:30

I gotta feel like if you're how

10:33

many hours a day you think Snoop is awake like

10:35

six. Is

10:38

that normal? What's the

10:40

normal amount of time to be awake? He

10:47

probably is not awake that much right? Yeah

10:51

he's probably awake you know he's got what

10:53

is he's doing uh basketball

10:56

you know leagues and stuff or football

10:58

isn't it and then he's got all of the

11:00

little ventures and stuff like that.

11:02

He's doing reggae. Probably still doing music

11:05

remember Snoop Lion yeah that was good. Snoop

11:07

Lion. That was another press release

11:10

thing what the hell was that about? Hey I'm Snoop

11:12

Lion now. I don't think or I'm not

11:14

whatever. So if you're awake

11:18

for 12 hours a day if you're Snoop Dogg you're awake

11:20

for 12 hours a day that

11:23

means you have and you have 81 smoke

11:25

breaks a day you've got six

11:27

and three-quarters smoke breaks in

11:30

an hour. So basically that guy just needs

11:32

to say hey do you want to smoke

11:34

some weed like once every eight minutes?

11:38

And I think even if you're off by like seven

11:40

minutes your timing will still be pretty

11:42

good. You know what I mean? Because I think

11:45

if Snoop is like no I would I'd like to have a blunt in

11:48

seven minutes. I think you'll still be like well

11:50

give it to me now like go ahead and hand it to me and I

11:52

can hold it for seven minutes it's not about like

11:54

you know what I mean? I know I you

11:57

know just one of those stories where it's like

11:59

he has a perfect blunt roller okay

12:02

you don't you think he would he would own his own

12:04

fucking Grove

12:07

operation and have people who are there

12:10

to roll with that he can just grab or whatever

12:12

he doesn't have time for that

12:14

no he doesn't have time for that come

12:17

on it's like one of those I don't know it's

12:19

just like a story just for like the

12:21

public crafted for the public like

12:23

a tall tale it is weirdically

12:26

yes well it's a modern fairy tale in a lot

12:28

of ways way so much we hired a guy to smoke

12:30

weed for him or where what the fuck are

12:32

you talking about dude it's so rich

12:37

everybody at home going wow

12:43

they don't even smoke his own weed no more you

12:46

got a feller in there to smoke it firm damn

12:51

I want to get that job I would get I would get

12:53

the job to smoke is weed

12:55

everyone agree

12:58

me too no

13:00

not me what you

13:03

that's everybody's got that one footy-duddy

13:05

who wouldn't be snoop dogs designated

13:07

well professional smokes professional

13:10

weeds but PWF people are BBR

13:13

yeah

13:16

but you know in America Mike that's the dream that's

13:19

the dream to one day be like a little like

13:22

a little celebrity worm and you can just do

13:24

whatever it is they don't want to do or

13:26

can't do anymore because they don't know how to do it or

13:29

something like that you know I don't really get any but I guess

13:31

it does get better than that if you're the celebrity but

13:33

still well there's a lot of pressure

13:35

being one of these celebrities you know I

13:37

didn't think about that so if

13:40

you're like one of the worm you guys you can just hit your wagon

13:42

of these guys and then yeah

13:45

enjoy the success and skip

13:47

the inevitable downfall yeah

13:50

basically all you have to do is just make sure that

13:52

like puff daddy doesn't blow you up

13:54

while you're starting the celebrities car or something like

13:56

that but

13:58

I think

13:59

They're that guy who was like

14:02

staying in

14:04

Kathy What's her name? Kathy?

14:06

Kathy Griffin? Yeah, Kathy Griffin's

14:08

pool house or something. I mean that to me. That's the

14:10

ultimate setup Reach

14:13

off of one of these celebrities staying in their pool house.

14:16

Mm-hmm borrow money from him all the time You're

14:18

talking about Yashar Ali Yeah,

14:22

who is in the news now.

14:24

He's under fire currently. Yes.

14:26

Oh, no Yes, he's finally

14:29

he's currently under. Well, there was the thing where

14:31

I think we talked about in here how he owes the

14:35

One of one of the the heiresses to

14:37

the Getty fortune like $200,000 Before

14:41

we continue Jeff. I just want to give it up once

14:44

again for his profile photo. I know Best

14:48

ever do it One

14:52

of the goats yeah one of the absolute goats and

14:56

Everyone's mad at him right now because he's

14:58

talking about well. He's basically he's

15:01

boosting people. He shouldn't be boosting or

15:03

whatever I don't know. I'm just reading this for the first.

15:05

I'm scrolling down the Washington Post stories

15:09

of the weed Vertical here.

15:11

It's all about weed. Yeah, everybody

15:14

who's what celebs are smoking weed what strains

15:16

they're smoking and I like I just got To get past that and

15:18

I can go down here to the real news Which is on

15:21

Monday a tick-tock user with 371

15:23

followers using the screen name Mona underscore

15:26

Monix to Posted a video

15:28

where she read part so Osama bin Laden's letter

15:30

to America in which the late terrorist leaders

15:33

that has killings of nearly 3,000 Americans

15:35

in the September 11th 2001 attacks

15:38

had been justified by the United States's

15:40

support of Israel's occupation of the Palestinian

15:42

Territories now that has

15:45

that has not gone viral normally

15:47

these stories about tick-tock you go well that went viral

15:50

I went viral. I was taking the nation by storm

15:52

well this one didn't go it didn't go

15:54

viral I don't think I think I

15:57

think like a couple people saw it Um,

16:01

and then, um, okay. Well,

16:04

don't say that because I'm moving long.

16:06

That's right. Don't you say that on,

16:09

no, your shower is going to grab it and then we're going to

16:11

be, don't worry. Teenagers

16:15

are openly supporting America's enemies on social

16:18

media. This will not stand. Whatever

16:20

happened to supporting your country

16:23

and putting a boot in

16:25

your ass. And it's the American way. Whatever

16:27

happened to that? We have to put a boot in our own

16:29

ass. And not in ours in the terrorist

16:31

ass because they hate our freedom. JF. Okay.

16:35

Well, somebody better be putting a boot up my ass. That's

16:37

for sure. Um, the

16:40

videos with the hashtag letter to America,

16:43

uh, hashtag, sorry, had

16:45

been seen about me to do the awesome powers

16:47

thing where I read sorry,

16:50

they had been seen about 2 million times, which sounds

16:52

like a lot, but it's not because there's 150 million

16:54

accounts in the U S alone. So it's not really that big

16:56

of a. It's not that big of a thing. Yeah. Um,

17:00

like things were like, people were like, I can't

17:02

believe this. Yeah. I

17:04

think he had more bother than it ever would have been

17:06

that you on, uh, last

17:08

Friday's YKS premium episode, we

17:10

watched tick tock videos. I think the, the one

17:13

where the guy does a weird sound with his

17:15

neck, that's like four seconds long. I

17:17

think that had over a million likes on it. So

17:20

it's not, you're not going, you're not doing

17:23

anything. If you have a couple million on there, it's fine. Um,

17:26

but then Yashar shared a compilation

17:29

he'd made of the tick tock videos in

17:31

a post on Twitter and

17:33

that post has been viewed 38 million times. So

17:36

he's

17:38

like in the lab. He's probably in, in

17:41

Kathy Griffin's pantry, like

17:43

putting together this video of all these teenagers

17:45

to get mad at and then boosting it, you

17:48

know,

17:49

like 20 times. Yeah.

17:52

That's smart stuff. Smart stuff from that guy. Anyway,

17:55

but that's, that's the, they know

17:58

that's what's going on. That's what's going on on the. today.

18:01

Libs of TikTok retweeting it.

18:03

Yeah. Mock outrage and stuff. That's

18:05

what they that's what they do. The bread and butter

18:08

of these guys. Yeah.

18:10

Not me. Is anyone surprised about this?

18:13

Not me. I'm a simple man. I like simple

18:15

things. Yeah. You know. I

18:17

like. Tying off my bread. Yeah.

18:20

Wow. Wow. My bread isn't gonna go

18:22

or it will go bad. No air is gonna

18:24

get in here for a while. I can

18:26

keep my bread for like one more day. I hate

18:31

when you go to get some bread and it's like

18:34

it's mote on it. Yeah.

18:36

You know. Yeah. That's

18:38

annoying. Yeah. Sometimes you can scrape it off.

18:42

You want to. It's like all hard and stuff.

18:44

It's like god damn. Yep. I

18:47

hate checking the expiration dates on stuff. They should

18:49

make like a fucking like

18:51

a smart fridge thing.

18:56

That was one of the things Osama said in his letter

18:58

but I don't know if people are ready

19:00

to hear that. You

19:03

had you had something in here Mike. You had an update. This

19:05

was not this is not technically this is not technically

19:08

it's not technically that but it is sort

19:11

of an update. I don't think we talked about it on the show. Did we

19:13

this this Kickstarter where it's actually

19:15

been recalled now? We're talking

19:17

about brother. What are you talking about? Do

19:19

you don't even know what you did? I can't see your screen. I can't.

19:22

I don't know what you're talking about. Look at your screen.

19:24

Where should I look? Look. Don't

19:27

look under there's nothing on your desk. Look at your diagram.

19:29

No come on. Look at this.

19:31

You put this in here. I didn't know nothing about this. Oh

19:34

yeah yeah yeah. Feds order parents to

19:37

pitch the fort due to choking hazards.

19:39

Do you remember the goddamn the product that

19:41

was like one of these fucking things. It was like

19:43

building blocks and stuff like that but

19:45

it was covered in like a fabric and it

19:47

had like little magnets in it and so you

19:50

give it to your kids you know and they build like a little fort

19:52

out of these pillows with magnets in it. Was

19:54

this the one that was like out

19:56

of stock everywhere and people were going crazy over

19:58

it? Yeah I believe so. Okay,

20:01

I do remember this. Yeah local dad Connor

20:03

Lewis dreamed of magnetic cushions that would allow

20:05

his kids to easily build forts in the living

20:07

room and raised 3.1 million on

20:09

Kickstarter. But the fort was plagued

20:12

by pandemic supply chain issues.

20:16

They went on Shark Tank with it. Wow,

20:18

this. I guess

20:21

they're telling him to throw it away because the kids

20:24

can swallow the magnets and stuff. Jesus

20:27

Christ. Yeah, the magnets aren't good

20:29

to have around. You could do this with Velcro and it would

20:31

be safe, right? Why wouldn't you just do it with it?

20:34

Yeah.

20:35

Okay, well that's the shame for that guy.

20:38

Alright, I can't eat some magnets. Why?

20:40

Well, one is fine. They

20:42

might could get stuck together if they... depending

20:46

on what end. Well, it's

20:48

probably gonna... it's

20:50

not like it's gonna go down there and like expand

20:53

all the way apart. I

20:56

don't think it's going to do that. Why

20:59

is this the other story that's on the front page? YouTubers

21:04

test St. Louis Analbead's cheating

21:07

theory with buttplug. That's

21:09

a trending story along with Metrolinx single

21:12

car train pilot program angers

21:14

and riders. Single

21:16

car? Wow, luxury. That's

21:18

nice. A whole car yourself. Wow,

21:21

buttplug. That's nice. You

21:23

see that video of that guy that's fucking

21:26

senator or whatever the fuck. Some guy confronted him on the train. He

21:28

was like, hey, what's up, blah, blah. You see, you know, Palisady

21:30

and kids and stuff. They got to die

21:33

in the war. And the guy's like, hey, this is a quiet

21:35

car. Oh,

21:38

yeah. You're breaking

21:40

the rules of the car right now. Just FYI.

21:44

I would give that guy a shush

21:47

that he would never forget if he messed up

21:49

my time in the quiet car. Yeah.

21:53

One of those. Good one. That's the

21:55

second time he does that I do the third time

21:58

I'm going to do that. to get up

22:00

and get somebody. Yeah, that's all go. I'll

22:02

go tell a ticket, one of the ticket guys, whatever.

22:04

Have you ever go you ever go on a train? I

22:07

would love to, but we

22:09

have the music city liner here that goes through

22:12

Nashville here. We should take that sometime

22:15

go somewhere. Where'd

22:16

they go? I think

22:18

it goes into Nashville. Wow,

22:20

nice. Well, you see music

22:23

city. Maybe it's not

22:25

maybe it's not there. They're not doing it anymore. Yeah,

22:28

I've never heard of this in my life. It sounds like something

22:30

you dreamt. Oh, come on. No,

22:32

it is a called it's called the wacky. I'm

22:37

just simply type it in here with the world's loudest

22:39

keyboard. I

22:42

think you've been hanging out with Snoop a little bit too much

22:44

lately, my man. With some of this creative stuff, you're

22:46

coming up with imagination style. The

22:48

we go star. Is

22:50

that what it's called? Formerly

22:51

the music city star. Okay. So

22:56

are you ready to apologize now for what's

22:59

not called the music city liner? That's for

23:01

sure. Well, what I didn't say that

23:03

I don't think

23:08

between Nashville and Lebanon, Tennessee,

23:11

the service uses the existing track of the

23:13

Nashville at Eastern railroad. The line stops

23:16

at seven stations, Riverfront Donaldson, Hermitage,

23:18

Mount Juliet, Martha, Hamilton Springs

23:20

and Lebanon. Yeah,

23:21

it

23:24

goes to Hamilton Springs. I'm not giving up

23:26

my seat yet. This

23:30

is from that play in

23:36

popular fucking music. Yeah.

23:39

Anyway. Well, that sounds good. Whatever you

23:41

said. You know, is

23:48

that part of it? Come

23:51

on. All right. Well, I do have

23:54

an update on another Kickstarter though. Real quick. This

23:59

one actually was on the show. as far as I can

24:01

recall. Maybe even a number

24:03

of times. This is the car boat submarine from

24:05

episode 256. Hmm, yeah, I

24:07

was wondering why. None of this stuff made sense. I'm looking

24:09

at the wrong dock here, and I have the wrong Kickstarter

24:11

stuff, but also, JF, so. Gonna need maybe

24:15

six to seven minutes. Okay.

24:20

You, okay. Well,

24:23

okay, okay, I think I got the right one

24:25

here. There we go. All

24:28

right, you're good. This is the car boat submarine,

24:31

JF. Okay, yeah. Drive into

24:33

the water and then go under. Yeah,

24:36

that was the idea. I

24:38

love this one. This is a classic throwback. It

24:40

was from June of 2022, and

24:43

this guy is a little bit prolific with it

24:45

on this. You click on his profile here, 20

24:47

created. Most of them are gonna be

24:50

the car boat submarine. And

24:53

it goes back pretty far. I can remember talking about

24:56

the bubble hat, the cage hat, the cage

24:58

hat two, the cage hat bubble

25:00

hat three, the bubble cage hat, the

25:02

bubble hat cage hat football head protector.

25:05

It works, football head protect, safe

25:07

helmet bubble hat, and the safer

25:09

helmet bubble hat. I remember talking about those.

25:12

And then he goes on a streak of the car boat

25:14

submarine that starts in May of 2021. Then

25:17

we go August, October,

25:20

then next January, March, June,

25:24

when we talked about it, then August,

25:26

October, then January of this year,

25:29

then June, and then August once again. So

25:31

it looks like quarterly, we're gonna roll out the

25:33

car boat submarine and just see. That's

25:37

the first that I've seen on here where a guy

25:39

just perpetually makes the same project

25:42

over and over again with what seems like no

25:44

intention of ever stopping.

25:48

It's admirable in

25:50

a way. I think this is, it's

25:52

definitely an interesting, we've all thought

25:54

about it, right? We all have

25:57

thought about it. The car that can go

25:59

under. It can go, oh, it

26:02

can be both. I mean, yeah,

26:05

it's intriguing to say the least. Back

26:08

then, I think this one had 12 bucks when

26:11

we talked about it. It ended with, oh, it ended

26:14

with 12 bucks. May have had zero. Well,

26:16

look, the most recent

26:18

one had $1,000. So

26:22

I feel like we're getting closer here. You go from 12 to 1,000.

26:25

I mean, if we, a couple more iterations on this, then

26:27

he might actually get the 10 grand to make

26:31

the car boat submarine. The

26:34

only reward is $1 for

26:36

a signed color copy of, and

26:39

I'm not sure what, of what it is. Maybe

26:41

like a picture.

26:44

Oh. Oh.

26:46

Could be the plans maybe

26:49

of the car boat submarine.

26:52

I don't know, but it's interesting. This is the video

26:54

for it here.

26:56

It's seven minutes long. Oh. Oh.

26:59

Oh. Oh. Oh.

27:02

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

27:05

Oh.

27:06

Oh. Was this always the video for

27:08

it? I don't recall. Let me go back to

27:10

the other, this is. Oh. Oh.

27:13

Oh. I feel like we would have remembered that. I

27:15

really don't remember that specific one.

27:18

Let's see, I think I have it down. This was

27:20

August. This is the August one.

27:23

Here it comes. It's seven, yeah. It

27:25

was the same, wow. No, hang

27:27

on. That can't be right. We forget. Let me

27:29

go back to the first car boat

27:31

submarine. May of 2021. Let's

27:34

see if it's the same one. Okay,

27:37

here we go. Wow. Yeah,

27:40

why would you change the thing? Yeah, you obviously

27:42

have it right from the beginning there. So no need

27:44

to. He

27:48

was in this 20, yeah, this sucks man. The

27:50

huge fucking football helmet, cage hat,

27:53

bubble hat. Oh, that

27:55

was the Titans right there. Look, he had a picture of

27:57

the. Yeah. Look at this, is that.

28:00

But it looks like the Titans vs. Steelers there,

28:02

and that guy's getting tackled pretty hard so he could use

28:04

a helmet. That makes him look like Darth

28:06

Helmet. This

28:09

is interesting here. It looks like

28:13

American Gladiators. Oh

28:16

it does look like Gladiators tech. It's just

28:19

so huge. It's

28:22

really big. The

28:24

helmet is really big and

28:26

it attaches to your torso with

28:29

seat belt technology which is good tech. You

28:31

need to bring back American Gladiators and

28:33

they need to do American

28:35

Gladiators vs. Bitcoin

28:41

accountant guys. That would

28:43

be cool. You can beat the shit out of them. I

28:46

think most of them are just

28:49

like shooting a Nerf ball at them. I don't think you actually

28:51

beat the shit out of them. They need to have

28:53

a real weapon. The

28:58

accountants, marketing guys, they can have

29:00

Nerf weapons with the... Oh yeah that

29:02

makes sense just to even the playing field. Even it

29:04

out a little bit. I

29:07

think now if they came out with it it would probably be American

29:09

Wokeators. So

29:12

I don't know if you'd be able to do it the exact same way. But

29:17

I'd be interested to have them do it during

29:21

these strikes. So they don't figure these strikes out.

29:23

That might be next up. We

29:27

recorded this one a while ago. We

29:29

recorded this one a long time ago. That's

29:31

why we're still talking about the strikes. I

29:34

don't think you can even stand up if you have this helmet

29:36

on actually now that I'm looking at it. He's

29:39

running into a tree a bunch. I like this guy. I

29:44

really like this guy a lot. I don't know. The

29:46

Carboat submarine though I guess it's not going to... I

29:50

don't think it's going to go anywhere. But I think it would be cool

29:52

to have a... What would you do? You probably

29:54

do a car most of the time. You're

29:57

mostly going on the drive

29:59

pipe. pavement car or the road. Yeah

30:03

I would you know but

30:05

it is you know it's handy sometimes

30:07

if you're across

30:09

a body of water that you like it on

30:11

the other side of. Right. If

30:13

there's your chickens or grain or whatever on the other side.

30:17

Would be fantastic to be able

30:19

just to float across there. Yeah

30:22

and I think it'd be cool to let the fox see what it's

30:24

like under the water too so you go submarine mode

30:26

and the foxes in there going wow check this place out.

30:28

Wow. It's

30:31

kind of a scam but we'll never have like

30:34

boat

30:34

cars or flying cars or anything

30:36

like that. I don't think we ever will because

30:39

people are so can you imagine

30:41

one of these fucking guys out here drunk driving

30:43

in their flying car or something like that.

30:46

Bro. Disaster. People shouldn't

30:48

have regular cars. Right. Much

30:51

less. It

30:54

is other shit. I don't I don't understand what

30:56

it is. Do you have anywhere near you?

30:58

Do you have one of the guys who gets

31:01

in his car at 11 o'clock every night and

31:03

goes as fast as he fucking can up

31:05

and down the road? Yeah. Are those guys near

31:07

you? Yeah there's this I mean this it's

31:09

a short road out in front of my house you know. Yeah.

31:12

Well I will still get sometimes the guys in

31:14

the trucks the loud trucks like going

31:16

as fast as they can down this and

31:19

there's like deer all over and stuff like that.

31:21

Yeah of course. I wish they would install a nothing

31:26

gets it's so

31:28

grizzled sitting here. I know.

31:30

Experiencing the world passively. I'm

31:33

like you need to put a fucking speed buff out here.

31:37

Walking your dog without a leash for you fucking insane.

31:43

No if you don't think this will happen

31:45

to you when you get old just fucking wait.

31:47

You are gonna be you're gonna be the guy

31:49

wishing you could put a spike strip out in the middle of the

31:52

road for these guys at 11 15 at night.

31:54

Yeah they don't fucking wake you up even though you're awake

31:56

anyways it's still the principal. I could be asleep

31:58

that's the principal of the fucking I think

32:00

I called one time when

32:03

I lived in one of my last

32:05

places. I was like, what's the protocol

32:07

for getting a fucking speed bump out here? And

32:10

they were like, well, you have to

32:12

meet with your neighbors and petition

32:16

your...and I'm like, yeah, I'm out. Don't

32:19

you realize my neighbors are the guys I hate,

32:21

right? Yeah, they're the

32:24

guys feeling it. It

32:26

really is crazy. I think as soon as you

32:29

start to have other people in your life

32:31

that you care about, you just go like, I

32:33

can't understand why you would ever need to go 180 miles an hour

32:35

on a regular road. I just don't

32:37

get what the...I don't understand what the appeal

32:40

is of that, but... Going fast is

32:42

so funny. It's so funny when a car is like,

32:44

loud and fast. I know. And a guy

32:46

is driving it and he's like, yeah. That

32:49

sounds funny, man. It's

32:51

so good. It is really good because

32:54

you know you're just sitting there, right? Like you're actually

32:56

doing it. You're not...you're in it, but you're just sitting.

32:59

It just feels...you push down

33:01

with your ankle a little bit. Yeah.

33:03

I don't know. I

33:06

don't get it. It's

33:07

weird.

33:09

It's a weird thing. They're not as...well,

33:11

that's people who are not as developed as we are

33:13

mentally, right? We're a little bit older. We're a little

33:15

bit wiser, right? You have the experience to know

33:17

if you want to sit down, you can

33:19

just sit down.

33:21

You don't have to go fast to do it. You can just sit

33:23

anywhere you want. I mean, look at me right

33:26

now. I mean, you think you're fast in a car. You

33:28

know how fast information travels across the

33:30

world wide web? Yeah, right. The way I'm getting...I'm

33:32

beamed up all over the computer? Shut those guys up. Yeah.

33:36

I didn't think about that. Hey,

33:38

man. Really cool. I heard you going 68 miles

33:40

an hour in a 25 mile an hour zone. Did

33:42

you know I'm going at 100 megabytes a second? I'm

33:45

going faster than that. Well,

33:49

all right now I'm not... Anyways,

33:54

I hope them boys figure it out. But we

33:57

got a lot to figure out as well, man. We got a six pack coming

33:59

up before. first we're gonna take a quick break back

34:01

with more white gas right

34:18

fine for the six pack Mike you

34:20

have the honor of going first

34:23

but what I assume is the first time you have

34:25

seen this because the document has just now a

34:28

bit over I'm curious to hear what you're taking

34:30

no that's wrong you are

34:33

incorrect I didn't have

34:35

the wrong set of kickstarters open

34:37

before and I didn't look at those ones instead

34:40

of these ones so

34:42

perfectly totally mistaken in thinking

34:44

that when I had it open earlier this

34:47

one's called let me just make sure what

34:49

this one's called this one's called the three Stooges

34:51

are getting their own channel

34:53

celebrating is that right celebrating 100

34:56

years of comedy let's bring all 190 Columbia

35:00

shorts

35:01

and movies to streaming

35:04

Wow

35:04

Wow this I mean this is a big goal I when I

35:07

when I first saw this I thought when they said let's bring

35:09

all 190 Columbia shorts I

35:11

thought maybe they were rooting through your closet and

35:13

maybe they were gonna give away some your old clothes

35:16

Columbia shorts

35:19

you got the big pocket shorts on them

35:21

and you've got a man most of the lucky little

35:24

I won't be insignia there yes

35:26

little hammer hook on the right leg

35:28

I guess you the old your hammer there this

35:33

is the three stews look you're a big fan of the stews

35:35

I know you've probably seen most of these the ones

35:37

that are out there anyways right

35:39

I love the three Stooges JF

35:41

one of my favorite groups

35:45

one of my favorite comedy groups I

35:47

love I just love the way that they

35:50

fool around it's really fun yeah

35:52

I I

35:55

guess I understand where you're coming from for

35:57

me I wish they would take it a little more seriously

36:02

That would be my one complaint with these guys. It's

36:04

like, you know, you got a job, just do it. Then

36:07

you can go and have fun. But for them, it's

36:09

like the job is, I just don't understand.

36:12

The approach to professionalism is just less than what

36:15

I would expect from such distinguished

36:17

gentlemen such as Curly Moe, etc. This

36:20

is a streaming service, though, for

36:22

the three studios, which I think is an interesting tact. Or

36:27

it's a streaming channel. So this is, I

36:30

don't know, is this the new wave here because

36:33

you've got streaming services which appear to be

36:35

losing money hand over fist in a way

36:37

that I really did not imagine would be possible

36:39

for anything.

36:44

But these are like, these channels are

36:46

something, is this different than a service? Because

36:49

it says it's available on Free V, which I thought

36:51

Free V was a service. I guess I don't

36:53

really know what I'm looking at even. It's

36:55

just like a licensing thing where they

36:59

say that this is the official channel or

37:01

something. The three stooges.

37:04

It's called the three stooges plus. Yeah,

37:07

not great. I

37:09

don't know what you call it. I would just call it like,

37:12

you know,

37:13

stooge vision. I

37:15

legitimately was going to say stooge vision.

37:18

Is that, did they do that?

37:20

Because this is the era where you would say

37:22

vision after something. Did

37:25

they ever do stooge vision? I don't

37:27

think so. I haven't watched the show. I'm

37:29

not a fan of it. Well,

37:32

we're going to take it if they're not going to fucking take it. Stooge

37:34

vision. Stooge vision plus. I

37:36

would love to download all of these. There's so many

37:38

of them. And

37:39

I would also love to download the

37:42

original like Looney Tunes, Mary Melody stuff.

37:45

That's a fucking huge

37:47

download. Yeah.

37:49

Among us.

37:50

A lot of stuff. A lot of stuff that they've

37:52

memory hold as well, isn't it, Mike?

37:55

Yeah, sad. Is the culture changed? They

37:57

went back and retconned some of the various

37:59

stuff.

37:59

I love

38:01

seeing that going on the archive.org

38:03

and seeing like Song of the South. We

38:05

gotta preserve this fucking cartoon. Yeah.

38:10

I think we got it. I don't

38:12

think we need that one necessarily. Yeah,

38:15

weirdly guys with terabytes of old media

38:17

are kind of quirky. Quirky

38:21

guys. Not all of them. Some of

38:23

them are cool. Yeah, some of them are normal. Some of them are cool.

38:27

You got the, Stooge fans love

38:30

the hits, the slaps, the pokes, the hilarious

38:32

comedy routines, the puns, the snark and

38:34

the wordplay. I don't remember them being snarky. Maybe they

38:36

were. I don't know if they were that snarky. But

38:40

this is bringing the Three Stooges back to life, which they

38:42

would probably like. And here's

38:44

the video pitch for it. It's pretty good. Hello.

38:47

Hello. Hello. I

38:50

have no punch up on this. That's exactly

38:52

how you start the Three Stooges streaming service

38:55

advertisement video. Great job. Hey,

38:58

I'm Earl Benjamin, CEO of C3

39:01

Entertainment, the great home

39:03

of the Three Stooges. Hey, Stooge

39:05

fans, it's time to spread out and

39:07

spread the word. The Three Stooges

39:09

Plus channel is here. The only

39:12

channel dedicated 100% to those masters of mayhem,

39:15

the Three Stooges. I'll make a note of it. It's

39:17

all Three Stooges all the time. Rare

39:19

appearances, feature films, cartoons,

39:22

TV specials, documentaries and

39:24

more. We're terrific. We're colossal. We're

39:27

even mediocre.

39:27

And we even have a brand new show, The Three

39:30

Stooges in the Fast Lane. Starring Stooge

39:32

historian Andy P and Curly

39:34

Howard's real life grandson Curly G. Where

39:36

they deep dive into one of your favorite Stooge

39:39

shorts, read fan mail, interview

39:41

Stooge related guests and cause all kinds

39:43

of havoc. You're going to love it. It's a tutor.

39:45

All you really need is help getting all 190 Classic

39:48

Columbia Three Stooges shorts. The

39:50

shorts you all know and love. The ones you can

39:52

watch over

39:53

and over and over again. Why

39:55

don't you just do it and then let me know

39:57

when you're done and I don't have to...

40:00

I don't know what I have to do. I don't have them. Sounds

40:04

like you know where they're at. They're at Columbia, right?

40:08

Oh my god, they even got the Three

40:11

Stooges movie with, uh,

40:15

what's his face, Will Sasso. Remember that?

40:17

I do remember that. Did

40:19

you watch that? I did not see it,

40:21

no. I was

40:24

so ready for you to be like, you know what? It's actually...

40:27

I was not ready for

40:29

it. Why? Is

40:31

it not considered good?

40:33

I wouldn't

40:35

think it is. I have not

40:37

seen it.

40:39

That and the Dumb and Dumber-er.

40:43

That movie. That was one of the movies

40:45

I've walked out of the

40:47

theater. Dumb and Dumber-er. Wow.

40:49

So bad.

40:50

Yeah.

40:52

I think maybe there's... I think we're free. I think I worked

40:54

there too. I was working at the

40:56

theater and I was like, nah, this didn't even... I'm not

40:58

going to do something else. Okay, well, walking out

41:01

doesn't really have the same... I was supposed

41:03

to be working. I'd

41:08

rather work than watch this movie. Maybe that

41:10

does have a little bit of bite. I think when it

41:12

comes to the Three Stooges, like, I

41:15

mean, in all seriousness, it's just not for me. It's not

41:17

my thing. I can understand

41:19

it was a long time ago, so that's fine, whatever. I

41:21

don't get much out of it. What's the last

41:23

time you saw it? I think you'd like it. I

41:25

think I watched it with you. I'm

41:29

impressed by the physical comedy of

41:31

it, for sure. I think the big

41:33

Ice Cube and they fall down a bunch. Yeah,

41:35

that's okay. That's funny. I get where

41:37

you're going with it. But I don't want to sit around

41:39

and watch it all day. And I think if I saw one,

41:41

I'd probably be good for a while. Yeah,

41:44

you probably get it. But

41:48

I think also doing

41:50

the updated version with the guy's grandson

41:53

and then some guy who's really obsessed with the Stooges...

41:55

That's so funny. There's

41:58

something about seeing... this old

42:00

style shot with a

42:03

modern camera with lighting and

42:05

everything and making it look like a regular person

42:07

TV show that is so freaking

42:10

bizarre. And I think it's in the same way

42:13

as what you were just talking about, the dumb and dumber,

42:15

where you go like, oh, when this looked like

42:17

really crappy, it was kind of funny. Yeah,

42:20

it's like a crappy imitation

42:23

of like a thing that was like kind

42:25

of, you know, not unique

42:27

or something like fucking, I don't

42:29

know. It's just, it's fake

42:31

and it's like making no attempt

42:33

to hide it. It's fake or something like that.

42:36

You're removing the context from the thing that

42:38

needs the context of why it was funny. Well,

42:40

this was funny because it was like a hundred years ago. You go, Oh,

42:43

okay. I

42:45

mean, not now necessary. This, this

42:47

channel C3 has, you're

42:50

right. It has the three Stooges new movie. It

42:52

has mostly three Stooges stuff. It has Richie

42:54

Valens. Maybe that's

42:57

a movie about Richie Valens. It has something called

42:59

winter dance party, which

43:02

is a tribute show and commemorates the

43:04

infamous 1959 tour by rock legends,

43:06

buddy Holly, the big bopper and Richie Valens.

43:09

Oh, that was the day the music died. The music died.

43:12

Yeah. We're in the plane crash. So

43:14

the winter dance party, oh,

43:17

it's a tribute band with a

43:19

buddy Holly look alike named John

43:22

Mueller. Okay.

43:26

That's interesting. Then you've got, I do

43:28

see here, they've got the guy who the

43:31

blue haired chef guy who it

43:33

says he will on hell's kitchen. I think he was on bar

43:36

rescue as well. Jason Santos.

43:39

Oh yeah. I remember that guy. You ever see him

43:41

on bar rescue? Yeah. He's got some cool.

43:43

He's got some cool flair. Um, so

43:46

I guess he has a show on there and then

43:49

who's this character here? Mark

43:51

motor Mark.

43:53

Well,

43:53

is he like a, uh, fuck

43:55

is that? He

43:58

he's like, Mark.

44:01

I don't actually known artist recognizes

44:04

recognize for his extraordinary works including classic

44:06

cars motor so he's like a painter Well,

44:09

he does he just created a new line

44:11

of urban spirit towels These

44:16

guys are just you know throwing whatever

44:18

at the wall if you if you scroll up On

44:21

C3 entertainment calm under channels.

44:24

There's the three suges plus Valorous

44:26

TV. I don't know what the fuck

44:28

that is. Oh, yeah, aller's TV It's like

44:30

a fucking for old army guys

44:33

to be like The

44:35

way it was I remember

44:37

the army Fucked

44:41

up they also

44:43

have dog house TV, which is uh Mm-hmm

44:48

is Movies

44:52

for your dog All dogs

44:54

and dog lovers deserve dog house TV

44:56

plus not even dog house TV. It's dog house

44:58

TV plus the first ad supported annual

45:02

streaming service for

45:04

fast and a VOD platforms,

45:08

so I'm assuming that's your Roku and When

45:10

you like that you explain to me how

45:12

it is that you could have a streaming service that

45:15

is for dogs That's also supported

45:17

by ads well

45:19

dogs are the next

45:21

rising consumer group Market

45:25

research has shown Yeah, mine

45:27

consume about three-quarters of a cup of kibble

45:29

every day or whatever the

45:31

amount of food is that they eat This

45:34

says it's on Samsung TV plus sling

45:37

to be free V YouTube video Zumo

45:40

Pluto LG in Rakuten

45:42

TV Rakuten I have

45:44

all those yeah Isn't Rakuten the

45:46

thing where you like sign up and they give you points

45:49

if you shop at Kroger or came

45:51

under some ponds and cash Back how

45:53

is that TV? They

45:55

have a rakuten TV. It says rakuten

45:58

TV on it. How is that interesting? It's a

46:00

video on demand streaming service

46:02

listing movies So

46:05

it's like a

46:07

Just a service

46:09

There's

46:09

too many. I think there's I think there's

46:11

too. I think there's officially too

46:13

many of them like you can't even Even

46:17

the good ones aren't good. Yeah, let's

46:19

see what's on a rack. You didn't TV. I Might

46:23

subscribe or is it free? Yeah,

46:25

Renfeld Okay,

46:27

that wasn't a fun movie Renfeld

46:31

was kind of fun. I

46:33

Think you should watch it. There's some cool kills on it

46:36

All right, watch it

46:37

watch it motherfucker that you would watch with your

46:39

grandparents

46:40

or your grandchildren All the

46:42

Curly's and all the ships and even

46:44

all the Joe's oh that hurts Every

46:47

dude short ever made what an experience

46:50

Wow sounds like they really were in your closet

46:52

And Even

46:55

more exciting your support will help us fund

46:58

a fair free students television

47:00

show the three Stooges better

47:02

off Dad which pitched the Stooges

47:04

against the world film of zombies in classic

47:06

comedy horror tradition the students did

47:09

so well

47:11

All you gotta do is go to join who you

47:13

got Stooges versus zombies

47:18

Mmm, that's that's

47:20

gonna be You know, I mean

47:23

the Stooges have had a multitude of

47:25

jobs over the decades Jeff so mmm

47:27

prepared for basically any scenario Whether

47:31

it be moving a big long

47:33

two by four and then suddenly turning or

47:35

turning around and whacking somebody in the butt

47:38

with it sending him falling

47:40

off of the scaffolding or I

47:45

mean who could forget the big they probably did

47:47

one with the big pane of glass walking across

47:49

the street. I assume right

47:52

Had to have that one.

47:53

So if a zombie sees that, you know when

47:55

he runs into it or something He might get cut

47:57

up by the glass and so that would take care of one

48:00

right there. So see his own reflection

48:02

right away. Yeah. Yeah. So

48:05

maybe you do got to go stooges in that case. Well right

48:07

now the stooges are raising a pretty decent amount

48:09

of money. $17,422. A $50k, 134 backers, 28 days

48:14

to go. Not a bad amount of cash for some...

48:17

That's probably gonna make it I think. I

48:20

think so too. Yeah, 28 days to

48:22

go. Probably so. Michael

48:25

here... Wait, somebody by the name of Michael says,

48:27

I recently donated $235 on top of my last donation of $250.

48:33

Keep up the good work. For

48:35

Michael H. Michael, are you sure

48:37

you haven't seen this one before? It was around... It was

48:40

actually around 250 ish. The

48:43

fees and all that.

48:47

Very interesting stuff here. Can't

48:50

wait. I loved watching the three studios with my dad

48:52

growing up. Will there be some behind-the-scenes talks

48:55

about each of the shorts? Yep,

48:59

probably. You

49:01

can probably see some guy on there going, well this

49:03

was funny and they can explain to you why the stooges are

49:05

funny. Which I would be interested in seeing maybe more

49:07

even than the actual stooges. Nobody's

49:10

gonna sign up for this crap jazz because

49:13

anybody who wants to watch the stooges is

49:15

obviously gonna download every three

49:17

stooges episode and every

49:19

three stooges movie and then track

49:21

them somehow to make sure that they get them all

49:24

complete. Well, they're not

49:26

gonna rely on some streaming service. They're gonna do it themselves.

49:29

I think in all seriousness, when you are speaking

49:31

to somebody who appreciates the archival

49:34

nature of classic media,

49:36

aren't they going to want to own it? Wouldn't you make

49:39

more money instead of having the up?

49:41

Because now we see even these big companies are having

49:43

a hard time with the upkeep of the streaming

49:45

services. They cost so much money to

49:47

keep these things going and the bandwidth cost and the app

49:49

development and all that kind of stuff. Aren't

49:52

you gonna make more money just selling a huge box

49:54

set of all of the stuff? Even

49:57

give a digital download. You get every

49:59

stooge. thing you could ever want a hundred bucks

50:01

aren't you gonna make more money doing that than you are like

50:03

trying to set up a channel on this or

50:05

I don't know because you run ads on

50:08

it yeah

50:10

and then charge a fee

50:12

for not seeing the ads the

50:14

ring in the stuages into the twenty-first

50:18

22nd century whatever we're in oh

50:24

okay yeah we're getting pretty close we might get

50:26

there soon that was the three students Mike

50:28

that's pretty good I got one for you this is interesting here

50:30

this one this actually might put a little

50:33

pep in your step this morning what do you think about this cute

50:35

I just dropped my bread tie I

50:38

just dropped my I just dropped the bread tie

50:41

and it's like

50:43

a dark color colors before and

50:45

it's good okay this guy I'm gonna

50:47

play the backup bread tie I

50:49

don't have one this was the backup bread tie

50:51

I was just about to go god damn it

50:55

we are excited to share a new category

50:57

that we created to offer an alternative

50:59

to alcohol for people like you who

51:01

like this ladies voice

51:02

and not end up on the fall I found

51:09

it we were eager to easy

51:12

to order beverage that could replace the uncomfortable

51:14

interaction of ordering a mocktail that

51:17

never needs expectations

51:19

well she is so you're right she's

51:21

reading sort of statically from some

51:23

copy here which it is what

51:25

it is but you know this speaks to me as

51:28

someone who's not drinking and I

51:30

and when we went out recently with our friend Greg we

51:32

talked about that on my case premium as well I I

51:34

did have to order a mocktail that was

51:36

I was trying to get you back on the wagon man I was

51:38

trying to I was trying like hell to

51:40

break ya yeah

51:44

that old alcoholism and stuff but I

51:46

was just come

51:48

on man you

51:53

did not do the move where you came back with several

51:55

to the table though which I was surprised by but

51:57

given how expensive they were I'm

52:00

just a poplar. Perhaps

52:02

for the best. Yeah,

52:05

I had to order the, it

52:08

was a nahito, N-A-Hito,

52:10

which, wasn't that what it

52:12

was? Yeah, it was, yeah,

52:15

N-A-Hito. But it should have

52:17

been like a mock-hito or something like that. It should have

52:19

been something, they should have done something like that. No, no-hito.

52:22

No-hito would have been, maybe makes

52:24

more sense. So I get the thing of like,

52:27

and also she asked me afterward, after

52:29

she made you guys a drink, she was like, what did you get? And

52:31

I said, oh, it was the, you know,

52:34

it was the mojito without any booze in it. And her

52:37

face just kind of fell like, uh. I guess

52:39

I'm not

52:40

getting a good tip from this guy. Yeah,

52:44

this guy. I wonder why he didn't just order a water.

52:47

Yeah, really. Or a bastard. And

52:49

it wasn't good either. So like, that's the whole thing.

52:52

They're totally right about this being

52:54

a bad experience. But the reason,

52:57

my solution to this is don't go

52:59

to the bar where they serve cocktails.

53:02

Right. Instead of try

53:05

to force a new paradigm on bars,

53:07

which are four people drinking cocktails and

53:09

alcohol. So I don't know if it

53:11

makes a ton of sense to say like, we're introducing, and

53:13

this is a new, I mean, they get, the

53:16

thing about this one is, is not the drinks that are bad. It's

53:18

not the idea that's bad, none of that kind of thing. It is that

53:20

they're so far up their own ass on this project.

53:23

Yeah. It's really

53:25

unbelievable. Welcome to the world. They call them elixirs. Yeah.

53:29

Um. Our

53:32

elixirs are crafted from the finest selection

53:34

of natural ingredients, succulent fruits, aromatic

53:37

herbs, botanical wonders. Each

53:39

component is handpicked for its exceptional

53:41

quality, ensuring that every drop of helixer

53:44

is a tribute to nature's abundance. Relax,

53:47

dude. Yeah. Everybody's

53:49

already thought of this. What if we can have a cocktail

53:51

without the booze? Yeah, we got it. We already know what

53:54

the deal with that is. You don't have to introduce the concept. It

53:56

says creating a new category of experience deep

53:59

within the essence. of Hugh elixir

54:01

lies a revolutionary concept we're

54:04

not merely in competition with alcoholic

54:06

beverages or the world of mocktails instead

54:09

we're charting a course towards a wholly

54:11

new realm the realm of

54:13

elixirs you have got to

54:17

integrate this you've

54:20

really got to chill out then you click on the guy's bio

54:23

here Andrew this is what Andrew says a dynamic

54:27

entrepreneur and visionary at a

54:29

young age Andrew has already marked

54:31

his presence in the business world with his

54:34

unmatched entrepreneurial spirit

54:39

the founder of a thriving beef jerky

54:41

enterprise that's

54:44

cool

54:47

maybe he may be like super smart

54:49

or whatever I just that's such a corny way to

54:51

talk about yourself just say I'm hey I think

54:53

this is like a cool drink or whatever I don't drink

54:56

personally I or I have a friend who doesn't

54:58

drink I want to come up with an idea of something they could

55:01

get a get at a bar and feel normal

55:03

about it and here we got these kind

55:05

of cool flavors and all

55:08

we got him in a bar already and people like them

55:10

and stuff like that why don't know why don't you just do that why do

55:12

you have to say you're an innovator and you're like a one-of-a-kind

55:15

like spirit from God who you

55:18

know you got all the talent

55:20

in the world

55:22

except for like I guess it works on other

55:25

other marketing dickheads or something like that I think

55:27

that's what it is yeah I think that's what it is

55:30

he's known for his hard work no one is

55:32

known for that no one is known for their

55:35

least of all a beef jerky entrepreneur

55:37

I don't think you're really

55:39

your mood management compared to conventional

55:42

drinks that primarily focus on taste and

55:44

refreshment okay that

55:47

that is what you want by the way when

55:49

it comes to a drink taste

55:50

I would refreshment

55:53

isn't that the only reason you drink anything I mean

55:56

you want to get hammered too I get that but like if

55:59

you're putting something your mouth you want it to taste good and

56:01

you want to feel refreshed,

56:04

right? And you've described drink.

56:06

With you, sir, you wanted the best of

56:08

both worlds. We knew the feeling we want.

56:11

Yeah, everybody else does too. Our

56:13

lead formulator has a PhD in chemistry,

56:15

food, and bioproducts. We're gonna

56:18

be able to create a unique product that

56:20

will help change the way you drink. The

56:23

taste of this product sets it apart from traditional

56:25

mocktail offerings by focusing on a purposeful

56:28

blend of natural ingredients. Each ingredient

56:30

is chosen for its potential health benefits, ensuring

56:33

a unique and enjoyable taste.

56:35

Can you just say if you have like fruity-wooty

56:38

or you got like space slime

56:40

or something, can you just say what it is? Like why am I having

56:42

to like guess? This is a unique

56:44

drinking experience.

56:46

Yeah, I don't care. I don't want

56:48

to have ashwagandha in my drink. Tell me

56:50

that it's

56:53

black cherry flavored or something. You know what I'm saying?

56:56

Why am I telling this guy how to market his whatever?

56:59

And I'm the guy who would buy this shit too, by the way. Yeah,

57:02

this is for you. And me too also. I

57:04

love to grab a new

57:06

drink if I see it in the store. Yeah.

57:09

Regret it later because they're never good. I

57:13

don't think I've ever gotten one and gone like, well

57:15

this is a new part of my routine. This is my new drink.

57:17

It never happened. But

57:20

it's still good. It's still good. It's like some health drink

57:23

in like in the fucking health

57:25

foods aisle. Maybe this will change

57:27

my life. Well, it was $4.38. It

57:30

tasted like salt. But

57:36

other than that, $2,661.14 and a half thousand

57:38

dollars. 34 backers, 22 days to go. I

57:43

feel like we need to refine this to the point where you're

57:45

talking about like this is from, this is

57:47

blueberry and this is blueberry. Helps you

57:49

stay awake or what I don't know, whatever the fuck. You got to

57:52

have different. Remember the, what were

57:54

those things that, it wasn't smart water, but it

57:56

was the other thing that was like, this is the

57:58

one that gives you brain. Juice this

58:01

was the water Don't

58:03

think it was vitamin water. I think it was it was something

58:05

else even I can't think of what it is But basically

58:07

it's all that type of and in fact I think all those things

58:09

got sued because they were a didn't go

58:12

yeah Now that I think of it Maybe

58:15

don't do that

58:17

That's the hue elixir Mike. What do you got? Well,

58:21

I got something called Spinning

58:24

dreams help Usman break a

58:27

Guinness World Record. This was

58:29

also canceled

58:32

So never mind Hello

58:35

everyone, I'm Usman and I'm on the brink of

58:37

making my childhood dream come

58:39

true since I was a kid I've had an awe

58:41

inspiring dream to

58:43

become a Guinness World Record holder

58:46

This

58:46

dream has been etched in my heart for as

58:48

long as I can remember and now with

58:50

your help I'm ready to take that monumental

58:52

leap He

58:55

wants to get in the Guinness Book of World Records for

58:57

spinning a basketball on his finger

58:59

for the longest

59:00

time

59:03

That's interesting I guess I don't

59:06

I guess I don't a hundred percent know how this fits

59:08

in with Kickstarter as an idea

59:11

Glad you asked to make my dream a reality.

59:13

I need your support I am aiming to host a

59:16

live interactive performance where anyone

59:18

and everyone can attend both in person

59:20

and virtually on TikTok live and YouTube

59:22

live This event will not only be

59:25

a record-breaking attempt, but also an opportunity

59:27

for you to connect with me You can ask

59:29

me questions share in my journey

59:31

and be a part of his historic moment We

59:33

will rent out a public space reach out

59:36

to multiple referees and clubs to

59:38

time me and pay Guinness to fast-track

59:40

our application That's

59:43

what he needs the $945 for

59:46

and

59:51

Damn damn it damn it damn

59:53

it to damn it and that's

59:55

him. Wow You just

59:57

found him immediately. I got

1:00:00

to give a word of warning for anybody who's

1:00:02

trying to ever go

1:00:04

against Jesse. He will find you very,

1:00:07

very quickly. We'll

1:00:09

find you. If you, if you

1:00:11

do leave your TikTok handle in the

1:00:14

Kickstarter campaign, I,

1:00:16

I'm almost always able to copy and paste.

1:00:22

This guy's really good at spinning a ball

1:00:24

on his finger or a pencil or

1:00:26

whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Smiling

1:00:30

for two hours. World record. Is that really the

1:00:32

world record for smiling? That's cool.

1:00:35

Spinning a ball for fun. He's got loads

1:00:37

of these videos on TikTok. Yeah.

1:00:41

Ball winning guy. Or basketballs

1:00:43

at the same time. Spin a football and a pencil. Come

1:00:48

on. I got to see. You

1:00:50

want to see this one? Oh,

1:00:52

God damn it. You know, I just saw it. This is so

1:00:54

crazy. I just saw on the one we did, uh,

1:00:57

last week. We got a

1:00:59

copyright. We got a copyright thing

1:01:03

from Smash mouth. That's

1:01:05

dead.

1:01:09

Copyright. I think that I think that copyright dies

1:01:12

when the guy from it. What

1:01:14

he passed. Um,

1:01:18

I think some of the other guys are still kicking though. This guy's

1:01:20

really spinning the hell out of a football.

1:01:24

Have you ever seen this guy on live? You look at the TikTok

1:01:26

live. Do you ever seen this? I've never seen this guy. No,

1:01:28

it's usually a guy with like a foot growing out of his

1:01:30

head. Thank you for a galaxy

1:01:32

emote. And then a security

1:01:35

guard licking his lips and then

1:01:37

like, uh,

1:01:39

drunk person screaming

1:01:41

some song or something. Yeah. I love

1:01:44

it.

1:01:45

Well, it's a great channel. It's right up there with a

1:01:47

Rakuten TV as far as what I like to

1:01:49

watch. I think I did a half hour

1:01:52

spin of a football. Like it wasn't, I mean, he's amazing

1:01:54

at spinning the ball on the pencil

1:01:56

or on his finger or anything like that. Too bad he sucks.

1:02:00

Right? Yeah, yeah I mean yeah.

1:02:03

Agree with me fucker. Yeah. Yeah

1:02:06

he sucks. Oh this is- Yeah yeah. He's

1:02:08

doing a lot of- he's doing some AI stuff on here

1:02:11

on his TikTok as well. That's kind of like student

1:02:13

loan hack. What's

1:02:15

your personal best? Two hours and thirty

1:02:17

minutes but I had to stop myself as I needed

1:02:20

to work. I believe I can set a record for at

1:02:22

least four hours. Is

1:02:25

there any record at all that's worth a

1:02:27

fucking shit? Is there a single one of

1:02:29

them? Uh no not at all. You

1:02:31

know what I never- I used to be friends with this

1:02:34

guy who watched video

1:02:36

game speedruns and stuff. That's some

1:02:38

stuff I never really understood because exploiting

1:02:41

like glitches in the game and stuff that you have

1:02:43

to know about in order to get like shave

1:02:45

a half second off of your time or something like that.

1:02:48

That is the worst

1:02:50

thing I've ever heard of. I'm like dude. I

1:02:54

used to watch him so much. I'm like what are you

1:02:56

getting out of this dude? He's like it's cool. You

1:02:58

can see him like get

1:03:01

past a level faster or whatever. I'm

1:03:04

like Jesus Christ. Is this where

1:03:06

we're at? Watching people play video

1:03:08

games? Uh okay well some of

1:03:10

it's good I think. I

1:03:12

guess I agree. I don't understand the appeal

1:03:15

of the speedrunning especially because it's not a basic

1:03:17

level. It's like well first of all the thing you're doing is

1:03:19

like it's broken. So it's not even supposed

1:03:22

to be like that. So you're just looking at a breaking

1:03:24

thing and then going look how good I did. Well you didn't do it

1:03:26

that good. I'm doing a tool assisted

1:03:29

speedrun. Okay so you

1:03:31

were like fucking

1:03:33

hacking the game or whatever the fuck like I'm supposed

1:03:35

to be. Yeah. She's

1:03:38

not for me. And also nothing funny happens during it either

1:03:40

like nothing. You know

1:03:42

what I mean? Like the game. I

1:03:44

saw the guy. It was a guy

1:03:46

who was playing like a Guitar Hero type

1:03:48

game or something. He's gone insanely fast or whatever.

1:03:51

That was kind of cool. Yeah a lot of people involved.

1:03:53

He pulled it off or whatever but I

1:03:55

don't know. Bubsy3D we're just fucking

1:03:58

glitching through the level.

1:04:00

I'm fucking...

1:04:02

Okay, a guy wordlessly playing

1:04:04

a game. Yeah, like trying to get two

1:04:06

pixels to touch each other for three hours And

1:04:08

then at the end going aha, I

1:04:11

don't know. I

1:04:13

don't know either. I don't understand a lot of stuff, but I don't

1:04:15

understand that. I don't think any of the world records are

1:04:17

interesting. I do I have seen

1:04:19

sort of a small resurgence of the people

1:04:21

with like the longest fingernails or the longest

1:04:23

hair or whatever I've seen that coming back a little bit

1:04:26

which was this that was definitely a classic thing

1:04:28

to win. Yeah, when Dan flips his camera on. Yeah,

1:04:30

when Dan's camera comes on you see his like... Fuck

1:04:33

man, leave me alone. Anasol.

1:04:37

This pig would know the anasol. Oh yeah,

1:04:40

that guy's nasty. Get

1:04:45

back to the kickstarter. I want to go back to bed. The

1:04:48

spinning one I don't think does anything at all for

1:04:51

me. So I'm sorry to Usman.

1:04:53

I'm sorry also it got canceled zero dollars and 9.45

1:04:55

one back. There's just not there's not a

1:04:57

kickstarter thing here if Yeah,

1:05:00

there's a record thing here, right? There's

1:05:03

not a kickstarter. It would cost $15,000 to

1:05:06

have Guinness present as I would have to cover airline

1:05:09

tickets hotel salaries and more the

1:05:11

more cost of option is to submit a

1:05:13

recording that meets their guidelines. So

1:05:15

he's trying to instead of having the Guinness guys

1:05:18

come out Which

1:05:21

would take care of it immediately they have

1:05:23

them on site it would verify the record was broken

1:05:26

Oh my god. He

1:05:28

wants to just fast-track the

1:05:31

Record process which costs

1:05:34

like $600.

1:05:35

What a scam from

1:05:37

the Guinness people. That's amazing. Well

1:05:40

come out. You have to put us up in a hotel

1:05:42

though. Yeah,

1:05:45

you go out there. Palm

1:05:49

Springs? Living

1:05:52

Palm Springs? Palm Springs is close to

1:05:54

you, right? It's

1:05:57

so funny that the two people on earth who are

1:05:59

able to do that are Instagram models and

1:06:01

Guinness referees. Those are the two

1:06:03

people who can work you over for

1:06:06

a free vacation That's

1:06:09

really cool Sorry

1:06:11

about the spinning dreams To

1:06:14

use mine. Hey, we're halfway through the six pack. I

1:06:16

guess we ought to take a break We'll be back with more yks and

1:06:18

the rest of the six would three more of the

1:06:21

six pack kicks the Kickstarter What do we do? We'll

1:06:23

be our brother. Ah

1:06:24

Ah And we're back.

1:06:27

It's time for three more of these bad boys. Mike. This one

1:06:29

is interesting here. This is the

1:06:31

revolutionize TV

1:06:34

which we're really talking about TV

1:06:36

a lot

1:06:37

This week talking about our TVs

1:06:39

more and more lately JF.

1:06:42

Yeah as they become more of our

1:06:45

piece of our lives more important piece

1:06:48

Well said The TV

1:06:51

is becoming a member of my family.

1:06:53

I love my TV I like

1:06:55

putting stuff on it and looking at it for hours at a time

1:06:59

Is it what are you watching on TV? Laila? You got anything good? You're

1:07:01

watching. What have I been

1:07:03

watching? I've been watching a bunch of Louie

1:07:07

throw documentaries. Oh Wow,

1:07:10

yeah, you hear about this guy Yeah,

1:07:12

he masturbated in the potted plant. Yeah, I

1:07:15

heard about different Um

1:07:18

No, he's the guy who's like he goes up

1:07:20

to the He's in the jail,

1:07:22

you know with the gang members and he's like, um And

1:07:26

he's like going up to a guy who's

1:07:28

just stabbed somebody or whatever. He's like,

1:07:30

don't you think that's quite rude?

1:07:33

What you've done don't

1:07:34

you don't you think that's quite rude?

1:07:36

I've not seen

1:07:39

that. Yeah Um Yeah,

1:07:41

he's very very

1:07:43

funny little guy. Oh

1:07:44

what else have I been watching what's in TV?

1:07:46

I've been watching this flip over Mm-hmm flip

1:07:49

over. Let's see. Yeah, let's flip it over. Uh

1:07:51

the curse a new one by uh,

1:07:53

oh Nathan field the field

1:07:56

man. What do you think about that? What what what is that?

1:07:58

Is it a real thing? Is it not a real thing?

1:08:00

It's not a real thing. It's like a... That's so confusing.

1:08:02

Thanks, show! But, uh... It's

1:08:05

good so far. First episode, very

1:08:07

funny. Second episode just came out also very

1:08:09

funny. Um... More Louis the

1:08:11

Road TV shows are there. Dark

1:08:13

Side of Comedy with Phil Hartman. I

1:08:16

just watched that one. That one just came out.

1:08:17

Oh, yeah, you were telling me about that. That's kind

1:08:19

of a...

1:08:20

Bummer, huh?

1:08:21

Yeah, kind of a bummer, yeah. That

1:08:24

whole story.

1:08:25

Most of them are in here, yeah. The, uh...

1:08:28

Dark Side of Comedy. She called it

1:08:30

the bummer hour.

1:08:32

Yeah, they should. Geez Louise. They should. I've

1:08:34

noticed a lot of things where they say the Dark Side of

1:08:36

something. It's not... They're kind of sad. They're kind

1:08:38

of sad.

1:08:41

Alright, watch that new one. The Killer. Did you see that

1:08:43

one? The, uh... Michael Fassbender.

1:08:46

He's a... He's a... No, the new Fender. He's like a

1:08:48

hitman. Yeah. That shit rocked. Was

1:08:51

it good? Pretty good.

1:08:52

Pretty good.

1:08:53

Okay, I might peep that out. I like those guys

1:08:55

for sure. I mean, Fassbender. There's a lot of the

1:08:57

Smith's music in there too. And I know you're a big fan.

1:09:00

Yeah, I know that shit. So... Specifically

1:09:02

Morrissey. I

1:09:04

don't know why you guys are doing this to me. Take

1:09:06

me out tonight. That's Jesse. Sing

1:09:09

a fucking song while he's watching the fucking show.

1:09:12

I... I would love to be able to

1:09:14

join you on this. Come on, join

1:09:16

in the riff, dude. I would love to be able to riff about

1:09:18

one of the Smith's songs. And I genuinely

1:09:21

could not, if my life depended on it, tell

1:09:23

you anything that happens in one of them or what

1:09:25

they sound like or... What

1:09:28

any of their political beliefs are in today's

1:09:30

modern age. I just simply... I quite simply don't

1:09:32

know. The

1:09:34

TV though, I find is almost like... I

1:09:36

call it like a dumb box. Because

1:09:38

there's almost... It's just... It's almost... You know what

1:09:40

I'm talking about?

1:09:42

A dumb box. Yeah.

1:09:43

I called that too. I called it... Well, I

1:09:45

started calling it that earlier or

1:09:48

a long time ago when I said it. But

1:09:50

I think it's time to revolutionize TV. And

1:09:52

I think a guy by the name of Steve Lewis

1:09:55

is just the man to do it. Check this out.

1:10:06

Well, this is, he doesn't say anything

1:10:08

on this. You're meant to just look at the

1:10:11

pictures and go from there. I mean, that's basically what

1:10:13

TV is all about. The TV is now your home phone and

1:10:15

there's always one more thing. Yeah,

1:10:17

simultaneous media interaction is now the norm

1:10:19

and it shows somebody on the phone while they're looking at the

1:10:21

TV. 264 gigabyte,

1:10:24

why is it 264 gigabyte? That's

1:10:30

a weird amount of gigabytes to have. 264 gigabyte

1:10:35

touchscreen camera remote

1:10:38

and it's like a, this is just like a 3D

1:10:40

design of a remote control

1:10:42

that looks absolutely impossible to wield

1:10:45

or touch in any way, but is

1:10:47

nevertheless heralded as the future of home entertainment.

1:10:50

Yeah, your TV

1:10:52

is now your home phone and there's

1:10:54

always one more thing. The

1:10:57

world's first whole home smartphone system,

1:11:00

the TV remote and

1:11:03

detectors work

1:11:05

together as a smart speaker and

1:11:07

intercom system. And

1:11:10

it looks like, I guess this is the back, is that

1:11:12

the back of the TV? Is this maybe a side profile

1:11:14

or something? Yeah, I can't really tell what I'm

1:11:16

looking at. It looks like a PS5 sitting there. I

1:11:19

actually don't understand what this

1:11:21

guy is talking about. In

1:11:26

the time of Steve Jobs, the dream

1:11:28

is to profoundly reinvent the smart

1:11:30

TV experience.

1:11:32

Today while we see aesthetically pleasing

1:11:34

developments in the TV world, the soul

1:11:36

of innovation remains untapped.

1:11:39

We're here to breathe life into that vision, bridging

1:11:41

the gap between potential and reality. Steve

1:11:44

Jobs vision reimagined and realized.

1:11:47

Wow. In Walter Isaacson's illuminating

1:11:50

biography, Jobs dreamt of an integrated

1:11:52

television that was not just intuitive but revolutionary.

1:11:55

We've embraced that dream, transforming it into an actionable

1:11:58

vision that's

1:11:59

now ready to open.

1:11:59

unfold before your

1:12:02

eyes and we've got like concept

1:12:05

drawings of what this might look

1:12:09

like. This is like the

1:12:11

concept drawings of what the PS4 would look

1:12:13

like or something. So this is like a massive

1:12:16

curved glass in the aspect ratio

1:12:22

like 2.35 to 1 so like a

1:12:24

movie theater screen aspect

1:12:27

ratio in a room and it's

1:12:29

got to be like I don't know like

1:12:31

five feet tall so it's basically something no one

1:12:33

would ever have any room for in any

1:12:35

home and underneath

1:12:37

the television glass

1:12:40

is like a semi-connected sound

1:12:44

bar with these like ramps

1:12:46

on either side and the sound bar is displaying

1:12:49

the menu for the TV. Very

1:12:54

bad looking. The

1:12:57

current market offers TVs with similar

1:12:59

functionalities and that's where I think you should

1:13:01

have stopped like doing it like this.

1:13:05

The functionalities they're talking about here are envision making

1:13:08

calls texting or having video chats all

1:13:10

integrated into your television viewing

1:13:12

experience which is not something I

1:13:14

think is like interesting for anyone to do

1:13:17

really like they kind of want the Star Trek thing of

1:13:19

like bring them up on the yeah yeah no

1:13:21

but I don't think you do you want that would

1:13:24

you want someone calling you on your living room?

1:13:26

There's like a dumb guy's idea

1:13:28

of what the future would be like or whatever it's just

1:13:30

like a instead of inventing

1:13:32

like a new you know interface

1:13:35

or something like that like a new relying

1:13:37

on the same technology to trying to like

1:13:39

improve it in some way or whatever but it's like nobody

1:13:41

nobody's clamoring for the fucking

1:13:44

all touchscreen TV remote

1:13:46

or something you know. Yeah it would

1:13:49

be awful to use. Yeah

1:13:53

incredibly expensive to replace like imagine

1:13:55

putting this on your couch and it's just all all

1:13:58

the buttons are being pushed simultaneously. on

1:14:01

there. Super, super weird. But

1:14:04

you could finally make a phone call from your television

1:14:07

screen. If that's what

1:14:09

you... People don't even want to make phone calls from their phone.

1:14:11

Yep,

1:14:12

that's sad truth.

1:14:14

Well it is sad. Well it's sad for Pop Pop and

1:14:16

everyone else who wants to talk on the phone, isn't it? Papaw's

1:14:19

burgers. Yep. He's

1:14:21

sitting there waiting. Pop Pop called

1:14:23

you up on the TV screen and he says,

1:14:25

I got all my burgers here and we're all

1:14:27

like trying to pretend we're not home but he's blasted

1:14:30

up on our 98 inch TV

1:14:32

so he sees all of us sitting there eating our own burgers.

1:14:34

That's sad, you know? Do you see the Papaw's

1:14:37

Burgers guy did an NFT?

1:14:40

No he didn't. Don't say that to

1:14:43

me. No, I'm just kidding. That

1:14:48

would be very believable Mike. I recently

1:14:51

did one. So we just did one the other day they were talking

1:14:53

about. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:14:55

No, I think you did. I think it was you. Wasn't

1:14:57

it me? Yeah, you said you were gonna do NFTs.

1:14:59

You said now is the time to do it. You said you were gonna

1:15:02

do NFTs. That's cool. Engaging

1:15:04

dialogues are ongoing with powerhouses

1:15:06

like Sony and LG. So what's

1:15:08

happened here is he... He has sent

1:15:11

them... Yeah, he has sent them something

1:15:14

that legally they are not allowed to even open

1:15:17

because if they ever made

1:15:19

anything like it they would open themselves up to a lawsuit.

1:15:21

So they are immediately deleting the email

1:15:23

that comes into their customer account.

1:15:27

And this is one of our favorite things to see.

1:15:29

I don't think we've had this in a little while but I'm so glad to see this

1:15:31

again. With a mere 5% grip on the

1:15:34

market our revolutionary innovation holds

1:15:37

a potential value of 17.5 billion US

1:15:41

dollars. So if this guy just gets 5%... Love

1:15:43

it. Ahhh.

1:15:48

These are the dreamers, you know what I mean?

1:15:51

Just to give you an idea of what the market share is

1:15:54

of other smart TV brands

1:15:57

in general, I

1:15:59

think the Number one is Samsung. Let's

1:16:04

see here, we got Samsung with, oh

1:16:07

that's in India. Well that's not really, we're not talking

1:16:09

about, we're talking, oh I want the global TV

1:16:12

market here. Boy there's a lot of

1:16:14

numbers about fucking TVs, Jesus Christ.

1:16:18

190 million smart TV users in the United

1:16:20

States. That's amazing. Too

1:16:23

many. We're all getting smart. Whereas

1:16:25

other smart TV brands, here we go. LG

1:16:27

has 18%, Sony has 14%, Vizio has 9%, TCL

1:16:32

has 7%, and Hisense has 6%. So

1:16:37

this guy wants to basically become as big

1:16:39

as TCL, which makes

1:16:42

the Roku TVs that everybody has

1:16:44

in their house right now. Everybody

1:16:47

you know has one of the $300 55 inch TVs in

1:16:51

their house, and this guy just needs to become that

1:16:54

big, and then he'll have billions of dollars.

1:16:56

Well, I say good luck

1:16:59

to Steve, that's a big market to

1:17:02

tap into, if you can just get there.

1:17:04

If you can get it, I mean, damn.

1:17:07

Yeah, no hate, no hate at all.

1:17:10

Mike, what do you got? Oh,

1:17:14

JF, I got something that's called,

1:17:16

bub. I forget what it's called. Oh

1:17:19

yeah, I remember what it's called now. It's called the Ghostbusters,

1:17:21

the adventure game.

1:17:23

Join the hunt, bust some ghosts. I thought this one

1:17:25

was cool looking,

1:17:26

but you hated it, so you put it on here, and

1:17:28

said we're fucking trashing the shit out of this

1:17:30

piece of shit.

1:17:33

Fuck you and your feelings, is what you said to me. Well,

1:17:37

I thought you were asleep. I was sending you a bunch of text

1:17:39

messages. I thought you were still asleep, so I didn't see you. Yeah,

1:17:42

let's play the video for this.

1:17:45

Hi everyone, today

1:17:47

we present to you an exciting Kickstarter

1:17:49

project. Now this is Italian.

1:17:52

Yes.

1:17:54

So,

1:17:55

that's that one's break. So why? I

1:17:57

get it. No, it's just, all I'm...

1:18:00

trying to inform the listener this

1:18:02

is

1:18:05

the adventure game is

1:18:10

a classical point-and-click adventure game

1:18:12

that brings to life the iconic scenes

1:18:14

from the beloved 1984 Ghostbusters

1:18:17

movie. Our

1:18:19

aim is to recreate the magic of the

1:18:21

film and immerse players into the

1:18:23

ghost-busting universe. Did you

1:18:26

ever fuck with point-and-click?

1:18:28

Oh yeah,

1:18:29

the Sierra adventure games.

1:18:31

Yeah. The

1:18:33

engine that the Sierra adventure games

1:18:36

ran on was the basis

1:18:38

for this game called the Realm that

1:18:40

I played online. Right. MMORPG

1:18:44

from like 1996 or something.

1:18:46

Yeah. But

1:18:48

yeah,

1:18:49

all the old point-and-click

1:18:52

scum VM type games like Sam

1:18:54

and Max and all

1:18:56

those shits.

1:18:57

This is just classic loser crap, isn't it? Yes.

1:19:00

Yes. Okay. Yeah. That's why I

1:19:02

wrote

1:19:03

it. The interesting thing about this game

1:19:05

to me is did you happen

1:19:08

to do a ctrl F on here for official

1:19:10

or licensed or anything? Yeah.

1:19:14

That was my first thought on this is,

1:19:17

well actually my first thought was I wonder how the Ghostbusters

1:19:19

news guy is doing. Who? Did we cover

1:19:21

this? I honestly think

1:19:23

he might have. Let's take a look because he's doing better. He's got to

1:19:25

have the Google Alerts on for this shit. Let

1:19:28

me see here. Let me pull it up. Let me pull

1:19:30

up his YouTube channel. Ghostbusters

1:19:33

news. You don't have a bookmarked?

1:19:35

Shut up.

1:19:36

It actually has started showing up on my recommendations

1:19:38

which I'm not the biggest

1:19:41

fan of. He's got good SEO

1:19:43

but I'm trying to get

1:19:45

to his goddamn YouTube channel. I don't need the blog.

1:19:48

This guy's a, I mean this is legitimately full-time

1:19:50

for him which is unbelievable. Unbelievable

1:19:53

stuff from the Ghostbusters news guy but you got it.

1:19:56

Yeah I got it. Okay this

1:19:58

is... I just heard Ghostbusters news.

1:19:59

Ghostbusters News YouTube and so I'm going

1:20:01

to a page and hoping that there's a

1:20:03

YouTube on the page and clicking on it and then clicking on the

1:20:05

headline of the YouTube and then going to the YouTube, or would

1:20:07

you suck in Ghostbusters News?

1:20:09

YouTube.

1:20:10

It doesn't matter. You did what you did

1:20:12

and you had your own reason for doing it. Let's just

1:20:14

move on.

1:20:16

You need to suck my

1:20:18

dick. How

1:20:21

many videos do you think Ghostbusters News Guy has

1:20:24

this month so far?

1:20:26

This month, see it's

1:20:29

probably middle of the month here. I

1:20:31

would say one a week would

1:20:34

be good, would be a lot. Yeah,

1:20:36

keeping in mind this is about an intellectual

1:20:39

property from the 1980s. The

1:20:43

relevance is

1:20:46

waning perhaps I would say. Oh,

1:20:48

it's bigger than ever. They're making another

1:20:51

film.

1:20:53

The ice. The ice film.

1:20:55

Yeah,

1:20:55

I know. I know. It

1:20:57

looks like we have 20, looks

1:20:59

like we have 29, almost 30 videos,

1:21:01

maybe 30 videos in the last

1:21:06

two weeks. No,

1:21:09

dude. On Ghostbusters News,

1:21:11

including one of them. How do you even have time to do the

1:21:13

graphics and stuff for it, the music and stuff?

1:21:16

The graphics alone, the editing alone. You

1:21:18

gotta be

1:21:19

living it. What kind of computer chair you got? I

1:21:22

might need to upgrade my shit.

1:21:24

You want to just come here. I could spend 72

1:21:26

hours a day and then shit. He

1:21:30

uploaded one nine minutes ago. Ghostbusters

1:21:33

Afterlife's original closing shot

1:21:36

revealed in Frozen Empire

1:21:38

storyboard art. So yeah,

1:21:42

he's suckling at the teat here of every

1:21:44

leak we get from the new Ghostbusters movie. It

1:21:46

also looks like he's playing a VR

1:21:49

game called Ghostbusters Rise of the Ghost

1:21:52

Lord. He's

1:21:54

also unboxing the real Ghostbusters inspired

1:21:57

Strutten Moogs action figure. Ghost

1:22:00

guy is unboxing a figure

1:22:02

there. It looks like a comic is gonna be launching

1:22:05

so yeah, there's a lot of stuff

1:22:07

coming out on to be

1:22:10

a

1:22:10

ghost

1:22:11

ghost head

1:22:13

Ghostbusters fans are eating

1:22:15

right now But

1:22:17

the one thing that we were talking about here is this

1:22:19

game which Yeah,

1:22:22

I kind of wondered if it was gonna be officially licensed

1:22:24

because this would be better first of why

1:22:26

I would have seen it Come through on Ghostbusters news if it

1:22:28

was officially like yeah I

1:22:30

didn't That

1:22:32

my flag up my hackles up

1:22:36

The top comment here is from boogeyman

1:22:38

who says you should provide to every backer of the

1:22:40

digital version For a download

1:22:43

standalone version reason is that even

1:22:45

if you happen to get the game done without being sued

1:22:47

first The moment Sony does

1:22:50

we will lose all access to the digital versions

1:22:52

as they will have to be pulled from all stores and platforms

1:22:55

and that is interesting because It

1:22:57

doesn't seem like they have Become

1:23:01

licensed anyway, so the the rest of the comments

1:23:03

are here in Italian So I'm gonna do my best to sort

1:23:05

of say it just a heads up You're

1:23:08

probably gonna get sued into oblivion on this.

1:23:10

So yeah

1:23:12

Make it available for us to download so

1:23:15

that we could get it after you get to I know

1:23:17

that the company explicitly Says

1:23:19

like take down all copies of it and don't

1:23:21

distribute it. But if you could make it available for

1:23:24

I Do

1:23:26

wish they would do that for the a

1:23:28

lot of people make fan games and stuff

1:23:31

like that unreal engine fan games

1:23:33

There was one there was like a Simpsons

1:23:35

hit and run fan game or something like that. Obviously

1:23:38

couldn't Make it available

1:23:40

for download or something like that. But

1:23:43

she could have put up a media

1:23:45

fire link or something Grab. Yeah.

1:23:47

Yeah. Yeah for sure if you wanted out there, you

1:23:49

definitely could flappy bird style You know, let's

1:23:51

let this thing live on even if yeah,

1:23:54

we can't so they do say they're talking about

1:23:56

it and then another backer

1:23:59

says I

1:24:01

want to believe in the project i'm afraid that the issue

1:24:04

must be clarified before launching the campaign

1:24:06

because of possible agreement as well as requiring

1:24:08

months or years. Will upset the

1:24:10

economic prospect i assure you

1:24:12

and i think they're totally right. Marco

1:24:16

report this is i guess goes for the huge italian

1:24:19

fan base which i had no idea about.

1:24:23

Marco takes in the task and says if it's being talked

1:24:25

about it means that it's something that you knew would

1:24:27

be necessary and you have ways

1:24:29

means or hopes of getting the approval of acroid

1:24:32

and company. Or does that mean you're just

1:24:34

starting to talk about it now for the very first time.

1:24:37

It reminds me of how long ron gilbert had

1:24:39

to wait to be able to make his own monkey island

1:24:41

three since he didn't own the rights to the

1:24:43

intellectual property mike that probably sounds like something

1:24:46

you know about. Yeah.

1:24:48

Ron gilbert the

1:24:49

big gilbert scandal

1:24:52

of monkey island three

1:24:54

yep all about that. Okay

1:24:59

sorry yeah i was i was doing more translating

1:25:03

the creator says no we are not aware of that

1:25:05

i don't know if they're talking about

1:25:07

not being aware of having the needing

1:25:11

the intellectual property rights. They

1:25:15

don't seem too concerned about it though there's a lot of smiley

1:25:17

faces being used here. Another

1:25:20

person says i don't think this will ever see the light of day

1:25:22

because of the copyright concern Marco

1:25:26

is writing he's writing a lot of stuff in italian. I

1:25:28

guess that's because he was speaks and stuff like that. It

1:25:32

seems too optimistic Marco says only

1:25:35

the creator replies let's see this is his last reply

1:25:37

must the million. I don't know my belly

1:25:40

gentleman i got the Google

1:25:43

translate. Chrome

1:25:46

extension and you just highlight stuff and it translates

1:25:48

it for you

1:25:49

oh wow well that could come in

1:25:51

handy. I'll

1:25:54

just I'll just speed read it in the native italian

1:25:56

here. I assure

1:25:59

you that all the appropriate options. have been evaluated

1:26:01

also in anticipation of requests of various

1:26:03

kinds from the right holder. For the rest,

1:26:05

the game is progressing well and gives us satisfaction

1:26:07

day after day. So we are certain that we will be

1:26:09

able to get it to the end, whatever option we use.

1:26:12

The guy kind of thinking that the people

1:26:14

who own the idea are going to

1:26:16

have to ask his permission to charge him

1:26:18

money to use it or whatever, he seemed

1:26:21

to think he was going to have a lot of options,

1:26:24

which I don't know. I don't know if he's going to have any

1:26:26

options at all. I think they will probably just... Probably

1:26:28

going to get shut down. Yeah, I think that's probably going

1:26:30

to be it for him, which is too bad because I wanted to click around

1:26:33

and make a ghost go, aha, or maybe make

1:26:35

one of the Bill Murray guys go,

1:26:37

yoho, or something. I've

1:26:39

never really played a point and click adventure games,

1:26:41

so I don't really know. But they put a ton of work into

1:26:43

this. Look, they got their own original art. I mean, original

1:26:46

in quotations, I guess. But

1:26:48

they got some music as well that they've composed.

1:26:51

I don't know. Is this just an Italian thing where

1:26:53

you're like, I don't know, we'll do whatever?

1:26:55

I don't think it's an Italian thing. I think

1:26:57

they are still supposed to be beholden

1:26:59

to copyright. But it's

1:27:02

a fan game, like all these are or

1:27:04

whatever. I hope they

1:27:06

get the rights or whatever.

1:27:08

So why wouldn't you be like, here's a fully fleshed out

1:27:11

game

1:27:11

that just needs maybe a couple months

1:27:14

of work or something on or something?

1:27:16

What do you guys think of this? They're like, fuck

1:27:18

you. Don't make that.

1:27:21

Yeah, I think Sony Pickers would probably say, go fuck yourself.

1:27:24

Yeah, it will be my guess. I mean, not to mention,

1:27:26

I think they would be like, yeah, it's

1:27:28

all right. We made our money on that. You

1:27:30

got to go ahead and have a little piece of it if you want.

1:27:33

Yeah, Sony is

1:27:35

sort of looking through their wallet going, you know what?

1:27:38

I got this one.

1:27:40

Very, very strange to imagine.

1:27:43

But I guess it's possible. Ghostbusters,

1:27:46

the adventure game.

1:27:48

I don't know. I don't know. One

1:27:51

last one, Mike. This one is look, this is

1:27:53

topical as of this record, because as

1:27:56

we know, in the lost wages

1:27:58

right now, they're putting on. a race

1:28:03

of historical

1:28:05

note, right? These cars are going around the road.

1:28:08

Yeah, they're not stopping, Jaya. They

1:28:11

are going around and around and nobody can get

1:28:13

them to stop. Nobody knows why they're here. It

1:28:15

does seem that way, although

1:28:17

they

1:28:20

did stop, from what I can tell they did stop after

1:28:22

a few minutes because they forgot to weld the

1:28:24

manhole covers down and when the fast

1:28:26

cars went over the manhole covers they legitimately

1:28:28

like flipped up in the air Ninja Turtle style.

1:28:31

Yeah, somebody

1:28:33

should be in charge of making sure they have roads. Yeah,

1:28:36

somebody should look at that.

1:28:39

This is jewelry made entirely from

1:28:41

F1 cars. We are

1:28:43

developing a line of affordable jewelry

1:28:45

that allows every fan to own a piece of

1:28:47

Formula One history.

1:28:50

Yeah,

1:28:53

so I guess Formula One cars, they're

1:28:55

probably pretty expensive but they also get wrecked all

1:28:57

the time so there's probably a bunch of like crap

1:28:59

of it sitting around, right? You got a bunch

1:29:01

of junk laying around for sure. Yeah,

1:29:03

money off of it. So this guy says let me get

1:29:06

some of that junk. I guess this is what he does. He's

1:29:08

a jewelry maker. He said Michael Connors guy's name.

1:29:10

I'm an artist working exclusively within Formula

1:29:12

One. Over the last nine years I have produced

1:29:15

unique pieces from historical sources. Most

1:29:17

recently the very large sculpture in the reception

1:29:19

of the current F1 exhibition in Madrid.

1:29:23

Some of my other pieces can be found at numerous

1:29:25

high-end retail areas around London.

1:29:28

In 2017 I enjoyed a sold-out gallery

1:29:30

show in West London of my exhaust sculptures

1:29:32

from the V8 V10 era.

1:29:35

To that I would say who cares? That is

1:29:37

not, you know what I mean? Is that, is

1:29:40

this not, am I wrong about about

1:29:42

this being like a total waste? Like everything

1:29:44

associated with this race, the sport

1:29:46

is just...

1:29:48

Yes,

1:29:49

it is a

1:29:50

nasty rich people. It

1:29:53

is. It's exclusively for the rich,

1:29:55

right? Yeah. Like

1:29:58

the horse,

1:29:59

the dirt.

1:30:00

Yeah, well let's just stop

1:30:02

doing it. Let's just stop doing the Derby. Let's stop

1:30:04

doing F1. I don't care Yeah, stop doing

1:30:06

them. They're not like if all car racing

1:30:09

and stuff like stop tomorrow. No, we would

1:30:11

give a shit What's the

1:30:13

guys outside of your house? We can't give a shit. Oh

1:30:17

No, we're gonna have to keep it keep it alive ourselves

1:30:20

whatever I Guess I

1:30:22

don't understand like I think I've

1:30:24

you know, I've read a little bit about it how It's

1:30:27

like it's a big thing for For

1:30:30

leftists I think in particular to be mad

1:30:32

at golf courses because it's like well This

1:30:35

this is this is land. First of all, this is it's

1:30:38

it takes a lot of water to maintain probably

1:30:40

the golf. Yes And also

1:30:42

these are spaces that could

1:30:44

be used for housing I guess I

1:30:47

understand I definitely understand that and it is

1:30:49

like it is also a sport for the rich I think as well

1:30:51

go maybe a little maybe a little bit less because there are public

1:30:53

courses that you can just go to That's could

1:30:56

be like an interesting thing. You know what? I'm gonna I'm

1:30:58

gonna posit that on Twitter I'm gonna posit

1:31:00

that dad. I want to say,

1:31:02

you know what? I think

1:31:03

At the pole of nothing

1:31:05

I'm going to go on there and say an opinion

1:31:08

of mine just to get people talking I think

1:31:10

it'll be fun just to get you fucking

1:31:12

psycho something I've been thinking about

1:31:14

lately and then followed by a thought that I've

1:31:16

had. Yeah That could be a lot of

1:31:18

fun. But the but Doesn't

1:31:20

it seem like the F1 stuff is worse? Like

1:31:22

if you had to pick which one? Yeah. Yeah

1:31:25

You know the ultra rich

1:31:28

at least with the golf It's like well I hit the ball

1:31:30

and I go pick up the ball and then I go home this

1:31:32

one is like I want to burn as Much oil and

1:31:34

rubber into the atmosphere as I possibly

1:31:36

can't over a period. Oh reason.

1:31:39

It's so funny like 24 hours you guys

1:31:44

Isn't that weird?

1:31:45

Yeah I

1:31:48

don't know why this isn't anyone's why isn't

1:31:50

this anyone's cause that they've taken up? Shouldn't

1:31:53

this be the one if you were gonna get a cause

1:31:55

and you're gonna be mad about a sport that rich guys

1:31:57

do How is this not the one that you're

1:31:59

mad at? It just imagine how bad it stinks

1:32:02

going to one of these fucking races all these guys Burning

1:32:04

up their cars and shit like that and they get

1:32:07

out and plus you know I mean guys they get

1:32:09

milk poured all over my don't know the whole thing is weird. Oh

1:32:11

real bad

1:32:15

Going on for so long you know

1:32:17

I mean I like crazy year after year

1:32:19

and I mean not it not just

1:32:21

I mean just

1:32:23

Just take it in sometime just think about it all

1:32:25

the pollution And I'm bad. I

1:32:28

know it's crazy

1:32:30

The Lord should bring

1:32:33

a real rain down on earth and

1:32:35

wipe everything away again

1:32:36

I think we gotta get Saudi Arabia involved

1:32:39

in f1 somehow jeez is there any way we can get

1:32:41

those guys involved on this one Jeez, I

1:32:43

need a piece of this fucking thing

1:32:46

This is really a bad sport I feel

1:32:48

like I don't really understand it But I guess if you

1:32:50

crash a car and you pick up one of the lug nuts and you

1:32:52

turn it into a necklace I don't know who's that hurting?

1:32:56

Yeah, I don't know Oh,

1:33:02

this is a great sound by the way is what y'all are

1:33:04

watching on TV this sound yeah

1:33:07

I said that used to watch that and ask car. You

1:33:10

know on this I say watch But

1:33:12

you just be in the chair and be like While

1:33:19

fucking Jeff Gordon is driving

1:33:21

around they uh oh no dude Jeff Gordon's

1:33:23

gay

1:33:24

Well you liked him you like the rainbow warrior

1:33:27

no, I didn't like him dude. I didn't like him at all

1:33:30

I think you know when I was like 12

1:33:33

or something I had just Moved in

1:33:35

with my parents or something or my own mom

1:33:37

and stepdad so my stepdad I didn't get along

1:33:40

and he liked Jeff Gordon, so I was like well.

1:33:42

I like rusty walls

1:33:43

You'll

1:33:46

fuck I I Guess

1:33:51

yeah, yeah, I guess he's like the

1:33:53

opposite of that guy or so. I don't know That's

1:33:56

that's cool. You got to blaze your own path man.

1:33:59

You can't be blazer glory you

1:34:01

got a blazer glory yeah

1:34:03

well I'm gonna turn this volume this

1:34:05

fucking sucks to listen to 3.5 grams

1:34:09

of whatever the crap was actually

1:34:12

used in a real f1 race like

1:34:23

a little

1:34:33

cylinder I guess a little

1:34:38

an obelisk and is

1:34:40

very cool how much is it how

1:34:43

much is this one of these motherfuckers well they

1:34:45

want you want almost 30 grand he's got 136

1:34:47

bucks two backers 29 days to go and it

1:34:50

looks like they're only there $100 for a polished finish 118

1:34:52

for a gold one why is

1:34:54

this so

1:34:58

like doesn't this feel like penny ante shit for

1:35:00

this guy you're

1:35:02

in these high-end luxury stores across

1:35:05

London or whatever you said yeah I

1:35:07

mean I think you know taking them

1:35:09

at face value I know that like being

1:35:12

an artist is not always

1:35:14

the most lucrative profession but it

1:35:16

seems like this guy should have one of

1:35:18

the lucrative artists jobs you're

1:35:21

working with f1 you have one you they're giving

1:35:24

you all their old cars or something

1:35:26

f1 Madrid on your resume I mean you gotta yeah

1:35:29

throw your dick around but oh I need

1:35:31

a hundred dollars f1 won't give me a

1:35:33

hundred dollars I don't know

1:35:36

seems weird to me it I think if this was

1:35:39

imagine this being a totally different thing right

1:35:42

like

1:35:43

a guy goes to the scrapyard

1:35:46

and pull stuff out of the scrapyard and then weld it

1:35:48

together and makes a unique jewelry

1:35:50

pieces for you is that something I would play I would

1:35:52

pledge to on Kickstarter no but if

1:35:55

what if that guy showed up at the flea market and

1:35:57

he would like check out the cool like star

1:35:59

ring I punched I got off of a Honda Civic.

1:36:02

You kind of go like, that's cool. I could start

1:36:05

becoming a ring guy, you know? I don't

1:36:07

know. That's kind

1:36:09

of cool. I don't know. This guy talking about how big

1:36:11

of a deal he is and how awesome

1:36:13

F1 cars are. I don't know. It's

1:36:16

a turn off for me. I just don't. When

1:36:18

do you get a bunch of rings and bracelets going? Yeah.

1:36:20

Yeah. The

1:36:22

guy, Steven Tyler.

1:36:24

I was

1:36:26

thinking Johnny Depp and Steven Tyler. I was thinking

1:36:28

those guys. Some real

1:36:31

Hollywood vampire shit is what we need to get into. Absolutely

1:36:33

need to do. Yeah. We never

1:36:35

go out to LA again. We

1:36:37

need to drive right back. That

1:36:39

would be so good. That

1:36:42

would be good. Well, that was the six

1:36:44

pack gang. We do have time for one more segment on the

1:36:46

show. It's called...

1:36:48

That's where you come in. All

1:36:58

right. This one comes

1:37:00

to us from Roxy and the

1:37:02

YKS Piscord.

1:37:20

Oh,

1:37:25

by the way, why... Oh,

1:37:27

shit. What's the blue sky link? I've been meaning

1:37:29

to plug that instead

1:37:31

of... Is... YKS Pod,

1:37:34

isn't it? I want to say that's right. That

1:37:36

sounds right. YKS Pod. Yep.

1:37:38

Yep. Yep. Good

1:37:41

call.

1:37:41

Dan YKS Pod on blue

1:37:44

sky if you're on there. If

1:37:46

you're not, hit up Mike for an invite. He gives them out

1:37:48

like fucking candy. Roxy

1:37:50

writes, hello, boys. While re-listening

1:37:52

to the back catalog, episode 255,

1:37:55

Uncle James' communist

1:37:57

birthday, you asked for anybody listening

1:37:59

in the future. you should check in on the Kickstarter pop

1:38:01

rap song Santa's Bitch by SARS

1:38:04

to see if it had been released. I'm here to

1:38:06

tell you that it was and it's somehow even more incomprehensible

1:38:09

than expected. Featuring a cameo

1:38:11

from the guy's grandson, some bizarrely

1:38:13

aggressive lyrics and a breakdown section where

1:38:15

a weed-smoking church pageant Santa

1:38:18

asked his partner to dress up like Mrs. Claus. I'd

1:38:20

sure love to know if you can make any more sense out of this than I did

1:38:23

love the show. Roxy, oh and follow-up.

1:38:25

Oh no it's episode 225. Please don't roast me

1:38:29

on the show. Hmm Mike

1:38:31

I think we got something for Roxy on that mistake. Don't

1:38:34

we? To roast or not to roast?

1:38:36

That is the question. Maybe

1:38:39

we'll think maybe we'll make our decision after

1:38:41

we listen to Santa's bitch. Check

1:38:44

it out. I

1:39:05

heard about Bob.

1:39:07

Yeah.

1:39:19

She

1:39:29

is making all

1:39:31

these changes. I don't think

1:39:34

I have the time. No time. Why

1:39:46

does she make me go? She

1:39:48

hates shopping for her

1:39:49

family. I am on my third

1:39:51

Dutch Pro's. You're just going. You're just going.

1:39:54

All I see is a girl.

1:40:01

Won't you hold me, do

1:40:04

not hold me, and

1:40:06

be my Santa's bitch.

1:40:10

What the fuck was that? I

1:40:13

don't know what this was. I don't remember

1:40:15

what this was about.

1:40:18

Rocky, did you make this, dude? We

1:40:24

really like your song Santa's Bitch.

1:40:28

Is that what you called the song? I

1:40:31

don't know. I'm more of a like, let's

1:40:33

open up the presents, laughs. Let's

1:40:36

not be thankful

1:40:37

of our friends.

1:40:38

Oh, there goes the big tree,

1:40:40

and it's up and we're looking at the tree.

1:40:43

You know, not none of this stuff. You

1:40:45

know, F by A. The

1:40:50

elf is coming in my A. I

1:40:55

mean, it's not the holiday spirit, Rocky,

1:40:57

but keep at it. You may just have a hit on

1:41:00

your hands before too

1:41:02

long.

1:41:03

Santa's B. Santa's...

1:41:07

I

1:41:08

don't know. It's hard to write a song

1:41:10

though, I will say. It is hard to write a song, so

1:41:13

I guess I get where you're coming from, but... Working

1:41:16

a little blue for me. It should

1:41:18

be red and green.

1:41:20

Hey, Pukes. I

1:41:23

want to hold your clam.

1:41:25

Maxwell Silvermember.

1:41:27

Do better. I want to shave

1:41:29

your mange. Yesterday,

1:41:34

all the hair had gone away. Help.

1:41:38

Shave my pussy. Help. A,

1:41:41

B, C, the bush,

1:41:43

and trim it smaller. You

1:41:47

know what? I changed my mind. I'm

1:41:49

shaving my back though. Good

1:41:54

job, everyone.