0:03

Yeah that's right, they're still making your

0:05

Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and JF are

0:07

still doing this stuff. They've been going

0:10

for six years and haven't given it

0:12

up. So somehow here's another six-pack of

0:14

this type of junk. Yeah, that's right,

0:17

we're still doing these. Your Kickstarter sucks.

0:19

Yeah, that's right, we're still doing these.

0:21

We're out of control. Yeah, Mike and

0:24

JF haven't given this up. Yeah, that's

0:26

right, we're still doing your Kickstarter

0:28

sucks. I

0:32

just got my Spotify wrapped. I'm

0:36

in the top .5% of YKS listeners. Because

0:40

I drive around in a

0:42

truck all day so I was able to blow through all

0:44

the episodes you guys got on there. So, needless

0:47

to say, I've had a rough year and I've

0:49

become a worse person. So thank you for that.

0:55

Anyway, can't wait to catch up on the Patreon backlog.

0:57

Love you guys, bye. Hey

0:59

everybody, welcome to YKS. Here at the end of the year

1:02

we're getting our notifications from our favorite

1:04

apps. And they're telling us exactly

1:07

how brain poisoned, crazy,

1:11

like irony, like nutso that we went

1:13

this whole year, Mike. And a lot

1:15

of our listeners are getting some pretty

1:17

high marks. Used

1:19

to be the, they would tell you, you know,

1:23

they would tell you, you know, whether you're a good boy or

1:25

a girl, you know, at the end of the year, you know.

1:28

Santa Claus would tell you. Nowadays,

1:30

these apps, sad.

1:32

Even Santa Claus himself is out of a job. The

1:36

apps finally put Santa Claus out

1:38

of business by, if I'm tracking

1:41

your thought process here correctly. It's

1:44

not just my thought process, it's a lot

1:47

of people's thought

1:49

process. What was the voicemail about

1:51

is the question. Let's get back

1:53

to the focus. Well,

1:56

the voicemail Mike was, was basically a

1:59

celebration of all. things YKS.

2:02

Thank you to that listener

2:04

for putting so many hours into

2:06

the show and on the road as well, which

2:09

is a great place to listen to audio content,

2:11

I find. So

2:13

that's awesome to hear. I know I saw a

2:15

lot of things in the piss court about

2:17

this as well. People posting their Spotify wrapped, which

2:20

we don't... I guess really it's kind of

2:22

different for podcasts than it is for music

2:24

because as much

2:26

money as Spotify did spend on

2:28

making sure podcasts were available

2:31

on the platform. It still doesn't seem to be the

2:33

main place that people are doing it, right? Yeah.

2:36

I feel like people go to Patreon

2:39

or SoundCloud

2:41

or whatever for it. Yeah. Probably.

2:44

Yeah, I guess that's probably right. But we do now

2:46

have... Well, somebody emailed us or somebody wrote in a

2:49

note on our Patreon page that, hey, can you hook

2:51

it up where we can listen to our premium episodes

2:53

on Spotify? We didn't even know that was an option.

2:56

So we flipped that switch. So hopefully anybody who cares

2:58

to listen to our stuff on Spotify starting

3:00

this next year, hey, do it now for

3:02

your Spotify... You want to see your Spotify

3:04

wrapped in 2024 to reflect

3:07

all of your YK premium listens. Yeah. Go ahead and

3:09

do that now. I don't know. I'm sure other apps

3:11

do. It's probably not just Spotify, right? Other apps have

3:13

it too, where they tell you how much they've listened

3:15

to, right? Yeah. Okay.

3:18

That could be a funny bit. Like what are the different

3:20

apps doing for the end

3:22

of the year? Like

3:25

the Pornhub app. Let's see. You

3:28

called a million times. That would be funny

3:30

to do. What else? The

3:35

apps. Oh, I don't know. Email. End

3:38

of the year. You swiped

3:41

away a bunch of emails. Swiped

3:43

away a bunch of emails. Could be crazy. Could be

3:45

crazy. Yeah. If your bank

3:47

did one and was like, hey, you

3:49

did it. You had seven overdrafts this

3:51

year and it like took you through

3:53

like the slideshow. Seven times. Yeah. Yeah.

3:55

I don't know. I'm not

3:59

sure what... What do people do on their phones other

4:02

than listen to our great show? I don't know what else you would even, what

4:04

else do you need it for? I don't know. Yeah,

4:07

I have not found a use for it yet.

4:09

Yeah. Might have to dang thing out of the box and set

4:11

it all up and just been

4:13

sitting here. Oh,

4:17

I love the way it looks, right? You got the what? You

4:20

got the, what is it? The screen on it

4:22

there? What do you got? The

4:24

number pad. The other side is totally,

4:27

doesn't have a screen on it. Yeah.

4:29

That's interesting, huh? I would almost do one where there's

4:31

a screen on both sides. Why don't they have that?

4:33

Why don't they have that? I don't know. The phone

4:35

has a screen on two sides. Oh,

4:38

I couldn't. Dumb guy's idea of it.

4:40

Cool. I guess they have that. They have

4:42

the full phone. That's what I was going to say.

4:44

Not dumb guy idea. CEO of a phone company idea.

4:48

Yeah. Why don't we have

4:50

it where you can take the screen and you can kind of

4:52

go, you can go like this with the screen. You can make

4:54

it go like this. I

4:57

actually have one and they're actually good to

4:59

use. I know. I know. They're

5:02

good. Yeah. I know. They're

5:05

good. I

5:07

got my big fucking iPad phone taped to the

5:09

rear view mirror or whatever the fuck. I don't

5:11

know. I used to have that phone, the

5:13

Galaxy Note 2 I

5:17

think or 3 maybe. The

5:19

big phone where you had to have this stylus to use it.

5:21

Yeah. I

5:23

thought that was cool. Yeah. Not

5:26

so cool. Kind of nerdy. Yeah. Kind

5:29

of cringe now in retrospect, isn't it? Kind

5:31

of cringe. The year in cringe. That

5:33

could be another one we could come up with. As

5:37

long as we're saying as long as we're saying jokes

5:39

we could make instead of actually making them, that would

5:41

be my suggestion. Yeah. Have you ever

5:43

done any cringe type stuff? Me? Yeah.

5:48

Oh, no, no, no, no. I

5:50

simply wouldn't know. What? No.

5:55

No, no,

5:57

no, no, no, no, no. And honestly if

5:59

I found out there were over thousands of hours contrary

6:02

to that. I think I would

6:04

be absolutely devastated. I think that

6:07

would really be problematic for me to find out.

6:11

This is, we're recording, Mike, we're

6:13

recording now on the weekend at

6:16

night, which is so, this is so rare for

6:18

us, a Saturday night. We're

6:20

sitting here recording, we should be out, we

6:23

should be out, I was driving around with my,

6:26

I was driving around with my mom in the car yesterday, and

6:30

it's wintertime, and she

6:32

was like, so it's getting darker earlier, and

6:34

there was like a very mild amount of traffic

6:37

as we were driving around, and

6:39

she goes, she goes, she goes, well,

6:41

it's Friday night, I guess everybody's out. And

6:44

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

6:46

I, I, I get going to the sock hop or the malt shop, or

6:48

the, or the, or the

6:51

drive-in or something. I know, I looked at

6:53

the, I looked at the clock, it was

6:55

like 5.07 p.m., and I was like, I

6:57

don't know if everybody, I was like, I

6:59

think it's just normal traffic. Like

7:01

people were just coming over to work, or something, I think

7:03

we were just sitting at a stoplight, you know, I don't

7:05

think it's exactly. But

7:09

you know, we don't, you know, we could be

7:11

finding different stuff to do right now, but instead we're sitting, we're

7:13

sitting, we're at work. Hey, look, we're at work, look at us.

7:19

Yeah, I was gonna put up the tree and everything, you know,

7:21

I had brought everything, I mean, I was gonna make everything nice

7:23

and hang stuff up, and, yeah, gotta

7:26

work. You know, a bit of a sound mood.

7:29

You don't have your tree up yet? Hahaha,

7:31

do you have your stuff, Bruce? Yeah.

7:34

Wow, when did you just go up December

7:36

1st, cycle? Well,

7:38

okay, well that would only. 30

7:40

seconds. No. Probably type of

7:42

guy, put up October 30th. Why

7:45

would you say December 1st as your

7:47

first shot across the balance? Why

7:51

would you say that? What

7:53

an insane thing to say. No, it

7:55

was like the day after Thanksgiving, I think

7:57

a lot of people put up. I

8:00

did it, I did it,

8:03

I did it, too. It

8:10

doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, because really it's not about the tree,

8:12

is it? It's not about the tree. It's

8:15

not, but you still want to have something nice in case

8:18

Jesus is looking down, you know, it's kind of

8:20

an offering to him. Yeah. I

8:23

decorated this tree with like a, you know

8:26

how birds get like little pieces of like

8:28

trash and stuff and put it, that's

8:30

what we're doing. Yes. To our Lord.

8:33

We kind of are. He's so grateful.

8:35

We're nesting for baby Christ in a way, aren't

8:37

we? Yeah.

8:39

He loves it so much. He loves trash. He

8:43

loves all the little trash we can bring him, isn't that

8:45

nice? We,

8:48

I've had a chromnomulent

8:51

fucktust tastable of a weekend. What is that

8:53

old fucking post that guy says? Oh no.

8:55

A chromnomulent fucktust, what does he say? He

8:59

says Tommy need drinky, but I don't know.

9:01

You don't have a chromnomulent fucktust fuckstable? I

9:03

think I've never said it out loud, so

9:05

I never had to parse the syllables of

9:07

the words he used. This has

9:09

been a chromnomulent fucktustable of a day. Tommy

9:12

need drinky. You

9:14

don't search it up. You know what I'm talking about. I'm

9:16

looking up the post. Who was the guy?

9:18

Who was the guy? Know your meme. Oh wow. It

9:21

has a know your meme page. Wow. Isn't that

9:23

crazy? Yeah. Tommy need drinky

9:26

refers to a copy pasta inadvertently

9:28

started by Twitter user Tom

9:31

Jorgensen 12 who complained

9:33

about Bernie Sanders, his ex-wife and a

9:36

quote, tenant from hell. Between

9:39

Bernie and my ex-wife and the tenant

9:41

from hell and general chump fuckery, this

9:43

has been a chromnomulent fucktustable of a

9:46

day. Tommy need drinky. After

9:49

the tweet was first posted, it slowly

9:51

became a copy pasta on Twitter. Wow.

9:54

That's a good post. That's a really

9:56

fucking good post. I thought you were

9:59

going to do it. referencing the the

10:01

post by the guy who's now

10:04

dead you guys found out or who stopped posting

10:07

never started posting you remember that one was that

10:09

one well he talks about

10:11

the mango Mussolini and he

10:13

talks about his mom having resting bitch face or

10:16

something like that I think is his gimmick yeah

10:18

what was his name he did

10:20

die I don't remember what his name is but

10:22

he did he did actually die free ram yeah

10:25

so it's kind of sad that he

10:27

can talk to him if you want

10:29

it doesn't well I I'm not protecting

10:31

his privacy I did I don't remember

10:33

I can picture his you know his

10:35

avatar in my mind but I can't

10:37

tell you the guy's username James

10:40

Cameron that's right yeah that's what it is

10:42

right what the fuck yeah shit yeah

10:46

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I

10:48

can picture the whole thing in my way

10:50

you go to Rick makko you got the

10:52

I see you coming out soon

10:55

or is it or are

10:57

we in there did we just have one are

10:59

we pre are we a chart of

11:04

yeah when the next avatar is gonna

11:06

hit versus when the last one just hit Lenny

11:09

on the floor of Moe's Tavern pointing

11:11

to the new avatar line

11:14

it's very it's I think it's

11:16

I don't I don't know when it's coming I think it

11:18

got pushed back because of the strike and stuff but

11:21

yeah there isn't there there push

11:23

it all the way back I say bro

11:25

don't say that well don't say that much you're talking

11:27

about my fat pad don't don't

11:30

say that about the movie no

11:33

there's there's another one it's gonna be there's gonna

11:35

be the fire people of that

11:38

world the universe or whatever

11:40

guys the blue guys are water-based and

11:42

I hit off they're gonna burst like

11:44

a fire guys

11:47

that could be good this

11:50

I gotta see

11:54

oh shit fire fire

12:00

Fire is usually put out by water. I gotta

12:02

see how this... Maybe

12:06

it's good. Did

12:08

you see the way of water ever or no? I didn't

12:10

see any of them. I've never seen

12:12

a single one, JF. Oh

12:15

my god. Well,

12:18

you know what we have to do. What?

12:23

Oh, sorry. I was asking if you

12:25

knew... No, I have no idea. Anything

12:28

we could do ever. Shit.

12:33

Okay, fuck. I thought maybe you... Damn it.

12:37

No, I fucking... My weekend was all

12:39

jacked up and fucked up. I went

12:41

and I told you about this. You

12:43

were very hopefully following along the saga

12:45

by saying, Oh damn, or that's crazy

12:47

whenever I text you guys something, which

12:49

was... I needed that support so

12:51

bad. I

12:54

got a... I got basically... And this

12:56

is... Hey, here's another post for you.

12:59

I keep thinking that if all

13:01

the cards fall right, this

13:04

network rack could very well be my

13:06

jukebox. The

13:10

guy's talking... The guy's

13:12

talking a little project. Max Landis. Max

13:14

Landis, yeah. I do have my own

13:17

little... I already have my own bizarre

13:19

money pit fucked up time sink project.

13:22

Just a few short weeks after

13:24

nailing you to the cross over yours, which is

13:26

a real one for me. Getting a little project

13:28

on it. No. No.

13:35

I didn't get a jukebox. I got

13:37

something much less functional and cool. I

13:39

got a network rack. Basically,

13:41

if you don't know what it is, it looks like a... It's

13:44

like roughly the size and shape of like a high school

13:46

locker. Oh, I know what a rack is. You

13:50

have to tell me. Well, I think

13:52

maybe our listeners could possibly be confused.

13:56

Get the jukebox. I

14:00

think they have more practical things

14:02

to do with their time and money than

14:05

Make sure that they take a computer and shrink it

14:08

down to a size that makes it ten times more

14:10

expensive than it should be So that it fits on

14:12

a very particular shelf But

14:15

that's what it is And just to put network

14:17

equipment in and have all my little cables draped all

14:19

around it in a nice way or whatever, you know

14:21

just stupid stupid

14:23

guy shit But I I ordered one on

14:25

eBay Black Friday had a coupon it was

14:27

a used price I was super

14:30

excited because it's like street herb. Yeah,

14:32

dude. Well, I got bitten by my shit

14:35

We're a side of shit. I Think

14:40

I was right because This

14:43

gloating anyway, even though he had a horrible

14:45

experience but The

14:48

the guy the guy so I knew it was gonna

14:50

be delivered freight because it's like six feet tall and

14:54

What I didn't realize is that it would be on

14:56

a semi truck Which I guess I'm supposed to infer

14:59

that all freight means semi truck. I don't think I

15:01

knew that I think I thought it could be on

15:03

a box truck truck. Like if you get a couch

15:05

delivered, that's freight That's not a box truck, right? Right,

15:07

right So I don't know what the

15:09

fuck anyway the semi truck guy shows up and

15:11

says I'm not going on that driveway and Then

15:14

fucking peels out and goes on about his business. And

15:16

so I'm getting these phone calls from the shipper like

15:18

hey He's got your shit. He doesn't

15:20

want to deliver your shit. Your shit's all fucked up You

15:22

better come get your shit and I

15:25

don't know what to do. I drive a fucking minivan

15:27

So I go to Lowe's I rent

15:29

a truck at Lowe's. I rent an f250 with

15:33

the drop side And

15:36

you got me about how much did you how

15:38

much did you Well,

15:42

I Will

15:44

say I look I'll just I'll spoil it for you

15:46

right now. I got the truck back We

15:49

add an hour and 29 minutes, which

15:51

means I got the 90 minute price

15:54

of $19

15:56

plus the coffee fuel. That's all that

15:59

that was a hell of a turnaround time for me but I

16:01

have to go meet I go meet the semi truck

16:03

driver in the womb hmm I was uh I

16:06

saw something about how somebody

16:08

will go to a car dealership with like

16:11

test drive a truck just move

16:13

move like a couch

16:15

or something like that and I thought that was

16:17

so funny I forget where I saw it

16:19

but it was like a I

16:21

think it was like a car dealerships Instagram or something

16:23

like that they were like you don't have to do

16:26

this or something like that yeah I

16:28

was Jesus who the fuck would do

16:30

that just go my guess you know

16:32

free truck hey free truck

16:35

I'm gonna need to put it through its paces come

16:39

back off fucking muddy you did

16:41

yeah totally destroyed but I

16:44

meet I meet the guy meet the semi truck

16:46

driver in the Walmart parking lot and he like

16:48

lowers his little liftgate down and we like walk

16:50

the network rack across into the back of the

16:52

truck and tip it over and I bring it

16:54

back home and pull it out of the truck

16:56

and take all the plastic wrap off and zoom

16:59

across town and put four gallons of

17:01

gas back in the motherfucker and then drop it off

17:03

for 19 bucks and

17:05

then I then I look at the network rack

17:07

and it's like totally it's like fucked

17:10

up we all messed up you think it was just

17:12

the shipper but what the fuck

17:14

that's what the guy said the guy said well

17:17

that doesn't look like our inventory pictures so I

17:19

must have been the shipper meanwhile it's like all

17:21

the stuff on the inside of the fucking rack

17:23

where they just didn't like clean it out when

17:26

they took it yeah what here's what happens here's

17:28

what they did they went to some IT

17:30

place or some warehouse and got this rack and

17:33

they probably got it for free and

17:35

then they took it back to their warehouse and yeah

17:37

on a pal image or something got hit by a

17:39

forklift or something yeah and also

17:41

you can't sell these fucking things cuz nobody

17:43

wants them yeah do

17:46

you you you pulled a Karen I did

17:49

I did email them

17:51

and you said listen up yeah

17:54

you fucking asshole what did you say to them a hundred

17:56

thousand people listen to me a day or something like that

17:58

what did you say I I

18:00

have all your information and

18:02

I'm willing to keep it secret, but if you if

18:04

you wanted to stay that way No,

18:09

they gave look they gave me a partial refund. I'm happy

18:11

with it It's fine. You know I just now I just

18:13

got to get it up the stairs So I

18:15

just need a buddy with a strong back

18:18

who knows his way around network equipment and

18:20

has some free time during the day Where he's not at

18:23

work Then

18:25

they obviously been let's do it 11 call

18:28

midnight What

18:32

I what I thought what I thought was because we're

18:34

doing this at night instead of in the morning And

18:36

I thought you know this is kind of annoying for

18:38

me I'd like to be in bed or chilling or

18:40

whatever, but we have to get we got we

18:42

got to get it done I want to I want to make this

18:44

work But you know at least at least Mike will be like He'll

18:47

be like thrilled because he's like he's a

18:49

night owl anyways and I said let's do

18:52

the recording you're just like Yeah,

18:58

I Wasn't

19:00

chill mode at my sweatpants on had to go

19:03

put on my my work slacks my

19:06

Dockers Yeah,

19:08

I pleaded Dockers Okay,

19:11

well with a graphic

19:13

tee and Your

19:18

everyday carry putting your everyday carry on at

19:20

9 p.m. My

19:22

alligator loafers I Did

19:26

have one thing I wanted to mention I I've

19:30

been watching my email inbox Pretty

19:32

closely because I'm waiting for my Gmail wrapped at the end of

19:34

the year like we were talking about it hasn't come in yet

19:37

But I've been watching my email lately I got

19:39

a really weird email from and I feel

19:41

like we've talked about toothpaste on here before

19:43

because Well for a couple reasons

19:45

because it does seem like that's one of the

19:47

projects that people are always trying to invent on

19:50

here is Somehow making toothpaste different like we had

19:52

the toothpaste balls, right? Hmm and

19:54

yeah like the like the Gom

19:58

or mint or whatever they each you know Oh

20:01

yeah, yeah, yeah. When the mouthwash was in it, oh,

20:03

maybe that was the balls. But then there was like

20:05

the dispenser that like kept

20:07

track and like yelled at you to brush your teeth or

20:09

something like that too, I think. But

20:12

then also you said you order your toothpaste

20:14

in bulk from Amazon and pay insane markups

20:17

on it. So I feel like toothpaste

20:19

is in the DNA of the show a little bit. I'm

20:24

just gonna like start compiling information on you

20:26

and then like, and then bust on

20:28

you first off that you're doing. It's

20:31

not hurting anybody. I

20:37

got this email from a toothpaste brand that

20:39

you may know. It's

20:41

brand, it's Colgate. You know

20:43

the brand Colgate? Colgate, yeah. Great,

20:47

great brand. You

20:49

like Colgate? Yep. It's

20:51

my, my number one

20:54

brand, number one, number two up there for

20:56

sure brand. No

20:58

shit. Wow. Okay. Well,

21:00

I got an email from them and the

21:02

subject line on this was an instant click

21:04

for me. It

21:07

is as follows. Let me see,

21:09

did I click out of here? Oh, here

21:11

it goes. It says Capricorn, your fall oral

21:13

care routine is written in the stars. I'm

21:18

Capricorn. You

21:21

are? Yeah. Isn't that crazy? I

21:23

mean, no. It is, it's

21:26

weird. Why would I, because I'm

21:28

not, I'm not a Capricorn. So,

21:32

and neither is anyone in my family. So,

21:35

why would Col, first of all, why

21:37

is Colgate toothpaste sending me an email,

21:39

right? Yeah. Why

21:42

is it about horoscopes? Okay, I

21:44

don't understand that. And

21:46

why do they have my astrological sign

21:48

wrong? None of it really tracks for me

21:50

as something that makes

21:52

sense, but I did have to click on

21:55

the email and then I did report a spam and unsubscribe. I

21:57

went a little Karen mode on it as well, but. Sometimes

22:01

if you sign up with an email address, you

22:03

get a coupon and you can't use your

22:05

own email address more than one time. So

22:08

maybe somebody signed you up for something as

22:11

a lark or

22:13

joke. Well a coupon

22:16

would really only work if you're

22:18

buying from a manufacturer or an

22:20

authorized reseller but I

22:22

don't know if there's any authorized

22:24

Colgate resellers available on Amazon third-party.

22:28

But we'll have to see. This is the

22:30

image that I saw here which is interesting.

22:34

It's like I guess

22:36

they made custom images for every

22:38

sign of the

22:40

tooth. Here

22:45

we go. Yeah. They

22:48

made a... okay

22:51

I like that. That's cute. Because

22:53

the horn is like a capricorn.

22:55

It's like a goat right? Yeah.

22:58

That's pretty cool. Do you like that? I

23:01

like it. Yeah I love it. What do you

23:03

mean? So

23:08

this, do you want to discover your

23:10

dental destiny, your monthly horoscope? They're doing

23:12

horoscopes. They're

23:14

doing horoscopes. Yeah. Do you want

23:16

to hear mine? Yeah. Well this would be

23:18

mine right? Because it's... Well I don't know.

23:21

It was sent to me. Okay

23:23

then what's your

23:26

tooth horoscope? It's

23:28

an audio file. Well don't look at the

23:30

audio file. That's different. The horoscope is this.

23:33

Your drive and ambition are admirable but

23:35

sometimes end up working to your detriment.

23:37

This month the stars have been telling you to

23:40

focus on work-life balance especially in the lead-up to

23:42

the holidays. Nobody will fault you for

23:44

taking care of yourself and you deserve

23:46

some time away to refuel your energy and spirits.

23:49

Don't forget to leave time for fun so

23:51

you have an extra reason to show off

23:53

your smile, Capricorn. And

23:56

what I really like about this is knowing

23:58

that there is someone... job to

24:02

do the content writing for

24:04

Colgate and their explicit

24:06

purpose is to write a horoscope but

24:08

in the end can you bring it

24:10

back around to toothpaste so there

24:13

are there's 12 signs right somebody not only

24:15

is it somebody's job but it's it's

24:19

somebody's job to check that person's job

24:21

and make sure that yeah yeah well

24:23

the the person who wrote this email

24:26

will probably at

24:28

some point have

24:33

a meeting about open rates for

24:36

their emails that they sent out and

24:39

they will do a be testing on

24:41

subject lines and emails like that's gonna

24:43

be a whole conversation they have to

24:45

have with somebody yeah cool

24:50

cool little products your adults

24:52

March rechargeable electric toothpaste bundle

24:54

I'm liking that what

24:58

would you do with that brush my teeth

25:01

smart I tried to

25:03

find the other horoscopes for

25:05

Colgate in thinking that maybe

25:07

I would actually find my own horoscope because this

25:09

is not mine and I wasn't able to find

25:11

anything that's out there I guess this is behind

25:13

this is behind locking key you're not it seems

25:17

like a like

25:20

a fake email that somebody just

25:23

got I always

25:25

sent I agree

25:27

that it feels fake but I

25:29

unless they all my my tooth

25:31

horoscope okay you think they made

25:36

the the image as well with the Colgate tooth

25:38

and the horn you think they did that 12

25:40

times you think that was a big scam I

25:44

don't know if you really

25:46

do that let me know if you

25:48

receive the Colgate horoscope email right in

25:50

your Kickstarter [email protected] I want to know

25:53

if you also got the

25:55

email it's still in my

25:58

spam here but I did search for I

26:00

searched for toothpaste astrology just trying to get anything

26:02

anywhere to see if there is something I could

26:06

I want to know what my horoscope is right?

26:08

But I wasn't able

26:10

to find it but what I was

26:12

able to find was on astrology.astrosage.com And

26:16

this is called choose your toothpaste color

26:18

the astrological way So everybody

26:20

wants pearly white teeth but are you using

26:23

the right toothpaste? Yes, astrology has tried its

26:25

hand in the dentist department too The

26:28

color of your toothpaste can put a deep impact on

26:30

your fate You can get to know about the

26:32

perfect toothpaste for you with a little help from astrology Read

26:34

on to know more So

26:38

this is like a little anecdote here about somebody

26:41

buying a particular color of toothpaste

26:44

But the Antara of Mars had

26:47

started a few months back And

26:49

then he was using white but the

26:51

Antara of Moon was going on during

26:53

that time So

26:57

the planets are basically trying to

26:59

get you to get some kind

27:01

of toothpaste So

27:05

these are the colors that are assigned to the

27:07

planets So for the Sun you would get,

27:10

what do you think the Sun is toothpaste wise? You

27:12

probably think yellow right? I

27:15

would almost have to say yellow, orange,

27:17

yellow Bright

27:20

red is Sun Yeah,

27:22

okay, makes sense What about Jupiter?

27:25

Now I don't understand what this means There

27:30

are colors assigned to the planets which

27:32

are Sun

27:34

bright red, Moon

27:37

milky white, Mars blood red,

27:40

Mercury green, Jupiter yellow

27:42

Okay, now it's starting to make

27:44

sense Are you

27:46

getting it now? Yeah,

27:50

I got it Saturn is

27:52

dull black, of course Rahu is muddy

27:54

black and then Ketu is white or

27:56

multicolored Now we're

27:59

talking Rahu and Katie what the fuck

28:01

is that sort of that sort of rounds

28:03

out the nine planets the

28:07

hell is rehu I don't know but

28:10

it does say here you need

28:13

to change your toothpaste color to

28:15

suit the color of your antara

28:17

Lord provided it's not

28:19

a malefic planet for your horoscope so

28:21

you can use a medicated one or an ayurvedic

28:23

one you can use cold gate comes up as

28:26

you can use cold gate if it fits into

28:29

your house and your antaric Lord

28:31

and stuff like that so there's something

28:33

I mean just another thing to

28:35

check right like just another thing before you pop

28:37

in the cart just give it a quick yeah

28:40

browse maybe it's

28:43

so hard it's getting harder and harder to take care

28:45

of yourself but you

28:47

gotta try work you gotta do

28:49

the work you gotta do the right if you don't feel good

28:51

and you haven't done you know I'm saying like if you you

28:55

come to complain of in you know my wife is like

28:57

this she's like oh I don't feel good I have a

28:59

headache you know my stomach's upset or whatever I think it

29:01

might have been something I ate I'm like well pause mm-hmm

29:03

you know did you look up what

29:05

the did your is your cut did you get

29:07

the silver toothpaste like I told you to yes

29:11

because of Venus is because of your

29:14

arm good are you carrying a single

29:16

coin in each pocket left or right

29:18

pocket like I told you right

29:21

and then right here and here you are

29:23

the doorways backwards like I told

29:25

you an egg

29:28

sitting exiting front works are you doing yeah

29:32

well some people you just can't help and

29:34

it's a shame but we do we do

29:37

want to do an update on an old Kickstarter here that's

29:42

a quick segue that's good though that's pretty good I

29:44

went from we don't you don't do you can't do

29:46

this but you might do this that's pretty good it's

29:48

pretty solid actually I think this is blocked Mike from

29:50

episode 224 okay so what

30:00

That's right, Jeff. It had 18 grand of

30:02

20K and ended with 26. And

30:05

we talked about them at CES 23

30:07

when we went. Well

30:09

I think what we actually did

30:12

instead was watch a video of someone else who

30:14

went to CES. Which if you think about it,

30:16

you know, it's almost smarter. Yeah.

30:19

It's certainly the frugal approach. Yeah,

30:28

you're not wrong. This was,

30:30

I think at CES they were talking

30:32

about $700 walnut cutting

30:34

board, $39 a

30:36

month subscription, the screen detaches for

30:38

cleanup. Of course, this is another

30:41

smart cutting board gang. Probably

30:43

the most, this is the most

30:45

Apple one yet. And no, I'm not talking about the

30:47

food you cut on it. Although

30:50

you can. You certainly.

30:52

Right. Show of lemon here. I'm

30:55

not talking about the product. Looking

31:01

up at Dan to see if that registered. No. Okay.

31:04

No. I wasn't paying

31:06

attention. Sorry. Watching football. Yeah. Watching

31:10

the last live kiss thing. He

31:13

did get it. Okay, good. They playing

31:15

instruments and stuff? They're still alive, barely.

31:18

There you go. I heard that. Okay.

31:21

I can play. The

31:25

block cutting board for me is such

31:28

a weird, such a weird device

31:30

because the screen is on

31:33

the same plane as the cutting

31:35

surface, which just seems like. Yeah.

31:39

Golly. It

31:41

just can't be doing that, right? I

31:46

forget. Does this one have a, yes, it does.

31:48

It has a stand. Then why

31:50

would you be cutting on it? You know what I mean? It's

31:53

just. That's like the beautiful like

31:55

wireless charging stand as well. So.

31:57

Mm hmm. I

32:00

guess you know if you're standing over top of it

32:03

or something but I feel like there should be a

32:05

little bit of an angle to it make it so

32:07

it pops out you know. In

32:10

an ideal world you almost have

32:12

sort of the I mean you

32:14

do kind of have the folding phone if you're going

32:16

to do a folding phone I would say it should

32:18

be roughly cutting board sized and half made of sealed

32:21

walnut. That

32:25

kind of almost starts to make sense to

32:27

me. You can get classes on here you

32:32

choose your class see this is what I'm saying

32:34

she's got the class chosen and she's watching it

32:36

on the screen of the thing. It's like well

32:38

now it's not a cutting board is it? Now

32:40

it's a educational tablet

32:42

or something because you're watching a

32:44

cooking class on

32:47

the screen connected to the cutting board or whatever which

32:49

is you know which is fine I

32:51

guess until you need the cutting board. You

32:54

can also look you can also join your

32:56

friends and family mics you can have one

32:58

window of the class one window of the

33:00

recipe one window of your friends on it

33:02

I'm video chatting with my friends on my

33:04

cutting board that can you can't that's not

33:07

real that's not a real thing. I

33:11

gotta imagine the video quality

33:13

and everything like that would be very bad. I

33:18

think probably I think probably not the

33:20

best they're trying to do kind of

33:22

a peloton thing they've got the they've

33:24

got chefs they're teaching their classes maybe you pick

33:26

your favorite chef you're tuning with them every night and

33:29

you go hell yeah this is what I'm talking about

33:31

or whatever the fuck and for a

33:33

limited time they were going to sell it for 300 bucks I guess

33:35

at retail it was going to go all the way up to 6.99

33:37

is what it said at CES. I

33:41

thought what was interesting about this is they

33:44

have essentially gone dark. I

33:47

have not really been able to see anything from

33:49

them on socials there's

33:51

not a lot percolating out there. They

33:54

did raise over 26 K so

33:56

they definitely made the goal just 53

33:58

backers they have a preorder site. but

34:00

it's just their sight and it's pretty bare bones.

34:03

But one of the comments that I really liked here, well

34:06

it has been deleted, but it's from a character by the

34:08

name of Paul who seems to be not

34:12

happy with the product. The block team

34:14

replies to whatever Paul said by saying,

34:17

hi Paul, thanks for pledging simply so

34:19

you control block in the comments section.

34:21

Oh no. We will use

34:23

that money to build an amazing block

34:25

experience if you don't cancel your pledge,

34:28

smiley face. The block community

34:30

that has fully funded our Kickstarter, the

34:32

celebrity chefs that have already signed up

34:35

to deliver classes on block, and the

34:37

venture capitalists who invested 500k in block

34:39

to make it a reality would all

34:42

disagree with you. I

34:45

know you haven't seen it yet, but this is written by

34:47

Nathan Fielder from The Curse, it sounds

34:49

like. Okay, what's

34:52

he doing in that? Is he doing marketing stuff in that? He's

34:56

like doing a home renovation show or whatever.

34:59

For HGTV. But

35:02

yeah, he's just very awkward and very, I

35:05

don't know, maybe he'll like it, I don't know. Might

35:08

hate it. To be clear, it's not real,

35:10

it's something that's not actually happening. It is not

35:12

real, yeah, it is scripted. I

35:15

mean, it's a real show in that you can watch it. I'm

35:18

not making it up. But, and I don't,

35:22

just. I don't know why you would make that, but yes, it is

35:24

real. I don't understand, is he in the

35:26

show or is he the show? He's

35:29

in the show and there's. Which show is

35:31

he in? Another show that he's in. Okay,

35:34

what? Hold up. What

35:38

are you talking about? Just

35:40

say what you mean to say. Just spit it out.

35:42

His name isn't even Nathan in the show, it's fucking

35:45

something else, Asher. I'm

35:49

not gonna be able to. The whole time you're like, I thought his name

35:51

was Nathan. Yeah, I don't know, it's

35:53

confusing, but it's good. It's

35:55

still good. Just write a recap

35:57

of it for me and I'll read it. But

36:00

I don't think I can, I can't

36:02

go on this roller coaster ride with you. Um,

36:05

to specifically address your comments, we have the

36:07

Capitol and hardware software experience

36:09

to make block a reality within our

36:11

stated timeline. Let's look back at the

36:14

timeline. Cause I'd like to know what was the timeline say? The

36:16

timeline says estimated delivery April, 2022. Okay.

36:19

Well, they didn't do that. Okay.

36:21

And let's go back to the comments here. Um,

36:23

I want to read, I want to continue reading here

36:26

because it does get very sassy. Unlike your tablet, our

36:28

digital display is designed to take all the kitchen

36:30

abuse you can throw at it and is

36:33

super easy to clean. Unlike streaming a

36:35

random class off the internet, all block

36:37

classes will be led by celebrity chefs

36:39

like Declan Hogan at Declan 76

36:42

on Insta and choreographed

36:44

around our hardware to create a seamless and

36:46

immersive experience for you and your friends, finally,

36:49

all super early bird backers. Yeah. Leave me out

36:51

of this shit. Yeah.

36:54

Like what this guy's trolling and you just gave

36:56

him this. I'm pretty chef Instagram and then why.

37:01

Um, anyways, Tony goes off there

37:03

some more. He talks about a free one

37:05

year app subscription. So I think probably Paul's

37:07

comment was something to the effect of like,

37:10

um, this is, this is an extremely

37:12

ambitious product. Um, you're, you're

37:14

talking about delivery. You're talking about a

37:16

TV studio and a subscription service and,

37:18

uh, hardware. That's

37:20

also electronics. Um,

37:22

Hey, if you guys ever done

37:24

any of this before, and also I have a tablet

37:27

already and I can watch millions of things on YouTube

37:29

and I don't have to worry about getting tomato juice

37:31

all over it, which I would say, you know, credit

37:33

to Paul, I think I almost agree

37:35

with that. You

37:38

know, you can cut on a regular like iPad

37:40

screen if you wanted to. Okay.

37:42

Especially if you have a screen protector, you can

37:44

slice up that fucking thing all day long. Buddy

37:47

remind me to, to not volunteer

37:49

to pay your apple care plus

37:51

bill. Okay. Um,

37:54

remind you not to pay

37:56

my apple care plus

37:59

bills. Yeah, because

38:01

I don't want to be

38:03

doing it. Well,

38:07

no part of that. One of

38:09

the few things I saw on the block socials page

38:12

was on Instagram where they clipped

38:16

this where this is from. Well,

38:19

you already know this guy's voice, don't

38:21

you? Yeah, Jimmy. So Jimmy

38:23

did the same thing we did, which is so smart

38:26

on his part. All credit to Jimmy Fallon. He

38:29

said, I don't want to go to CES. I think

38:31

I'll just watch a video of stuff that says CES

38:33

and then I'll talk about it. Great minds. This

38:38

was regrammed on Instagram. What

38:41

do you say? Regrammed. Okay,

38:44

well, Block regrammed this on their Instagram and

38:46

said, thank you, Jimmy. Las Vegas and there

38:48

are a lot of new high tech products

38:50

on display. Oh, it sounds like he's- Smart

38:52

cutting board with a built-in screen. What? Sounds

38:56

fucking sick. Is he okay? I think

38:58

no, Jimmy, he's fine. Fucking

39:01

hope so, man. My heart fell

39:03

into my stomach. I heard his

39:05

voice. Bro, I'm pretty

39:07

sure Jimmy's okay. He's

39:10

got good people around. Cutting board with a built-in screen. The

39:13

inventor was like, okay, fine, it's an iPad. But say

39:15

you put a carrot on him. I

39:19

want to be distracted with the screen when I'm using a knife, right?

39:23

Yes, love it. And

39:25

they said, thank you, sir. Yeah,

39:29

wasn't he saying the same stuff that Paul

39:31

was saying that you ripped into him for?

39:33

Yeah. Thanks, Jimmy Fallon,

39:35

for featuring Block. It was

39:38

hard for the founders to write this appreciation

39:40

post because they cut off all

39:42

their fingers using the Block smart

39:44

cutting board. Wow. Let's

39:48

not do a finger injury riff

39:50

around Jimmy Fallon, maybe, huh? The

39:55

last guy. You got your ass whipped by

39:57

Jimmy Fallon and you're like... I

40:00

talked too much shit, that's my problem. Talking

40:04

about accidentally cutting your finger off and Jimmy going, What'd you

40:07

say? What'd you just say dude? What the fuck did you

40:09

just say? Umm,

40:11

anyways, that was the update on the old

40:13

Kickstarter mic. We got six more Kickstarters if

40:15

you can believe it to talk about on

40:17

this here episode. But first, we're gonna

40:20

take a quick break, we'll be back with more YKS. This

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I miss a meal there? I don't think I did. I

40:57

don't think you got all three, Jeff. That's

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41:43

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41:59

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42:02

do it. Uh,

42:04

well I guess... Fourth of July, not

42:07

making many lists there. That's not many

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42:11

that's it. What's,

42:14

well Easter could, well Easter could be a list, right?

42:16

Because you're like checking off the eggs that you found,

42:18

do you do that? I

42:20

guess there is that song, he's

42:23

checking his eggs, he's checking

42:25

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44:12

buddy, it's time for the six pack. I reckon you

44:15

might as well kick it off. Alright,

44:18

I'm gonna kick it off. What

44:21

what? You didn't like that? What's

44:23

wrong with that? This

44:25

is the fem pot, JF. More

44:28

stylish, functional, electric, french

44:31

fries cutter. I

44:33

don't know how

44:35

you cut your fries but sometimes

44:38

I'll spend all god damn day on these god damn

44:40

things. Yeah, I

44:43

know. Well, I

44:46

know you were telling me that you actually already had fem pot over

44:48

there. That's

44:51

what you smoke. That's what

44:53

you smoke. Yeah, it's a

44:55

feminization strain that I'm smoking.

44:57

I'm trying

45:02

to see if it works. You

45:06

said you were watching, I hope this is

45:08

not too private to share but you texted

45:10

me during

45:12

our last record session while we were both at work

45:14

and you said, I can't wait

45:16

for this episode to be over because I need

45:19

to watch Sissy Hypno and smoke some

45:21

fem pot. That's what you told me.

45:24

Yeah, I saw those in the YKS

45:26

YouTube watch history but I didn't

45:28

want to say anything because I didn't know which one of you

45:30

it would embarrass. Did you get my

45:32

text I wear? I said, I think this shit's working. My

45:35

titties hurt. Yes,

45:38

yes. I did get

45:40

that. I want to say it was not

45:42

a text. It

45:44

was actually a blast to all of our Patreon subscribers that

45:46

you sent out. I don't know if that was an accident.

45:49

I think a lot of people got that message. The

45:52

fem pot. The fem

45:54

pot. Yeah, look, this is, it's

45:56

not actually about turning. you

46:00

know, into a lady. It's actually about, for

46:02

some reason, cutting potatoes. And I think maybe

46:04

we were better off with the Sporzons of

46:06

the world rather than trying to put, trying

46:09

to, trying to say

46:11

something that means, because look at the, it says

46:13

fempot, but then the logo looks like it's

46:15

like an eagle inside the letter P. What is

46:17

that logo trying to? I

46:19

hear fempot, I think Austin Powers, you should have got him

46:22

for that. Should have got him

46:24

for your guy's thing. Sorry,

46:28

for what? Is there a logo or something? Oh.

46:31

Fempot. Okay. I thought you

46:33

were talking to me. I thought I needed to get Austin

46:35

Powers for something. I was like, I don't know what, did

46:37

you think I did it? We got Austin Powers, we never

46:39

went to him. Yeah, no, I don't

46:41

think we did. Unless. He's, look, he's,

46:43

Austin's very busy. Austin would love to call in

46:45

and do the show, but he's very, very busy.

46:48

An actual man of mystery. He's all over the

46:50

place. He's in the 1960s, I guess. I

46:53

don't really know. I guess that's what he's

46:55

doing. Yeah, he's not gonna be able to call

46:57

in. So

46:59

the fempot is

47:01

an electric french fries cutter,

47:04

and I think it's probably best to see this one

47:07

in action. Check it out. Do

47:10

you want to make perfect fries at home? You

47:13

have the same problem, too, right? Yes,

47:15

this is, I would say this is the exact

47:17

problem I have when I'm trying to make french

47:20

fries at home. This is some

47:22

stuff that they have at like Five Guys or something.

47:24

It is. A stainless steel

47:28

industrial french fry maker press.

47:31

Yeah, this is not a

47:33

consumer level implement here. And

47:36

if it were, I still

47:39

think I wouldn't be using a whole potato

47:42

and expecting to jam that through. Like I

47:44

think you still want to kind of do

47:46

manageable pieces, right? Yeah,

47:50

if you're a pussy. Okay. Try

47:53

this. Electric french fry cutter. Ah.

48:00

Put the potatoes in. Move

48:03

the grate open. Spread

48:05

the bottom. And

48:08

you will have a great fry. Perfect,

48:11

right? Traditional

48:16

potato cutting is slow and tiring. With

48:19

this one, it's so easy to cut the

48:21

fries. You

48:24

can see the noticeable difference. Easy

48:27

frying. Selecting

48:30

the french fries is also easy. If

48:33

you want to cut them into small cubes, round

48:35

it through again. If

48:39

you like, you can cut fried rice vegetables as well.

49:00

What's that? Balls

49:02

on the end. I know what you're

49:05

saying, right? No.

49:08

No, I think we're talking about different things. This

49:10

one doesn't have balls on the end. It

49:13

doesn't spit something out when you play with it. I

49:15

already know where you're going with this. I'm

49:18

being crazy. You're being crazy.

49:20

Well, it's night time. You can get

49:22

one of those fucking industrial motherfuckers for

49:25

cheap on here. Yeah,

49:28

they probably killed a guy. Yeah,

49:31

they do have a huge warning on them. I

49:36

have the one where you

49:38

cut a potato, you put a chunk of

49:40

the potato on the grid, and then you

49:42

just slam the top down and it gives

49:44

you the little cubes of it or whatever.

49:46

It gives you the Resident Evil style laser

49:49

cubed potato. And it

49:51

works totally fine because I'm

49:53

stronger than a potato, so not an issue for

49:55

me. This is a

49:58

big box that pushes the potato through. the

50:01

grid. The grid. Who's

50:03

that? That guy?

50:05

What's his name? When you

50:07

just said the grid that was supposed to

50:09

remind me of something. Remember from Tron? Okay.

50:12

Yeah, I've never seen Tron. I've

50:14

never seen it. What are

50:17

you doing all day? I'm

50:21

driving around trying to pick up a network rack

50:23

from a semi truck. I don't have time to

50:25

watch Tron. The

50:28

thing about these things is you do not

50:31

realize and they can warn you and tell

50:33

you that these things are sharp but you

50:35

don't believe it until you cut yourself on

50:37

them. These are the sharpest fucking things in

50:39

the whole world. They're like 20 times sharper

50:42

than a razor blade. It's crazy how sharp

50:44

they are. It's pushing

50:46

the potato towards it like in a saw trap. You

50:48

know what I

50:51

mean? It's really scary. This thing's

50:53

got to be loud too. I would

50:55

think so. Yeah, this is what

50:57

it sounds like. Oh

50:59

wow, it is loud. How do

51:01

you make it sound like this?

51:05

A word

51:07

back word post three buttons.

51:11

So if you ever need an onion cut

51:13

into like the shape of a pencil, you

51:15

can have this. That's

51:17

kind of cool. I like

51:20

that. I would say it's making

51:22

the worst french fry shape. Here's

51:25

my complaint about this. I like a steak

51:27

fry. Is that what it

51:29

is? It's not quite

51:31

steak fry though, is it? It's a little smaller

51:33

than steak fry. It

51:35

doesn't have enough potato there. Yeah, it's like

51:37

a jumbo McDonald's fry. Steak

51:41

fry, first cross fry

51:44

like you get at that

51:48

one place. Chick-fil-A.

51:50

Oh buddy. That's

51:52

the only good thing

51:54

there. You don't like the chicken? I

51:56

like the chicken there. Okay. There's

52:00

lots of good fry types. This is simply not one

52:02

of them because I'll tell you what if you want

52:04

to say There's a new automatic way to make a

52:07

french fry It takes it takes

52:09

no effort it all it is is a bulky countertop

52:11

appliance that does one thing okay? You know what I

52:13

don't need it But I guess I can understand you

52:15

really eat a fucking shitload of fries you want to

52:17

pay 70 bucks for your fry cutter All right, whatever

52:21

But you can't do it where it's cutting them

52:23

in the exact size and shape that I can

52:25

do with a knife you have to be If

52:28

you do this if you want to extrude a potato

52:30

it needs to come out as the waffle fry right

52:32

or it needs to come out As the shoestring that

52:35

would take forever for me to do now You

52:38

can't give me this big chunky fucking rectangle and

52:40

say this is the new this is the new

52:42

wave of fry It's not this is the same

52:44

old shit Yeah, I'm trying to

52:46

think of a use case for this I

52:51

Don't know coming up Empty-handed

52:53

like I was thinking like a food truck or

52:55

something you know you need to make some stuff

52:57

on a line or like if you're like a

52:59

I Don't

53:02

know be even then it's like why would you

53:04

just get the pull down fucking potato masher guy?

53:06

You have the job solves. No solves.

53:08

No problem Like

53:11

it's probably loud as fuck So

53:13

loud super early bird is 70 bucks, but they want

53:15

140 retail for the

53:19

fem pot Yeah Seems

53:22

like a big whiff on the brand name

53:25

and on the product. I'm out It's

53:28

here we go Jr. Says it

53:30

would be nice to get a second cutter for thinner

53:32

fries correctly pointing out that the shape of the fry

53:36

Is not optimal and you could very easily

53:38

switch out that cube with a different grid,

53:40

right? Yeah,

53:43

then pot there you you can put the

53:45

grid fem pot says you can put

53:48

the ingredients back and cut them again

53:50

They will become thinner and Jr. Says

53:52

that's not the same. They won't be

53:54

regular. They won't be regular which Because

53:58

how would you type that? and

54:00

you're like, oh, come on. But

54:04

he's right. If

54:06

you put him back in there, it would

54:08

just become a mash. Like it wouldn't, you can't just

54:10

send it through again. Like you

54:12

can't just pull it back out the other way. It makes no sense.

54:16

Anyway, 2,188 of 2,994 23 backers 32 days ago. Don't

54:21

make no sense, Simpot. Not

54:25

their best. Not their best. All

54:27

right, this is mine here. And this is interesting here. Now this is

54:29

a little bit titillating, Mike. Are you prepared? Ooh,

54:33

what's this? Hey. Let's

54:35

go. Are you ready to be? What

54:38

do we gotta eat? Are you ready to be aroused?

54:40

Everybody ready to be aroused? God, I'm all lubed up.

54:43

I got all my towels down. Okay.

54:45

I'm ready to go. Well, this is

54:47

called Club Candela. Experience a real gentleman's

54:50

club from the comfort

54:52

of your own device. Shoot money and

54:54

rainmaker to dancers, choose dancers, wardrobes.

55:00

Experience a real gentleman's club from the comfort of

55:02

your own device. You

55:04

can shoot money and a rainmaker to dancers on

55:06

stage and sit in one of the most

55:08

original, beautiful, and exotic strip clubs ever designed. Have

55:12

either AI conversations with

55:14

dancers, then I'll pause

55:16

here for a minute for you to think about what that

55:18

would be like. It

55:20

would be very cool. It would be fucking

55:22

awesome is what it would be. I can't ask if anything.

55:26

Yeah. You

55:28

wanna do me? I'm

55:31

afraid I can't answer that. Or

55:37

you can pay more for Live Real Dancer

55:39

Link to have conversation. What does that mean?

55:44

I guess that's phone sex.

55:46

I don't know. Tip

55:50

for additional services, just like a real club cover

55:52

charge. Oh good, there's a cover charge with this.

55:54

That's good. That's kinda cool a

55:56

VR strip club, because you could get

55:59

deals with like. all the big

56:01

strip clubs to recreate

56:03

like environments for them and then

56:05

they get a cut or something you know, sponsored environments

56:09

like the Magic City and stuff,

56:13

themed levels. You're talking

56:15

about like DLC for a virtual strip club.

56:17

Yeah, that would be cool. Because

56:20

we all hate going to the strip club. The worst part

56:22

is having the chicks

56:24

there, rub it up against here, whatever. Hate

56:27

that. Yeah, right. Yeah,

56:29

I just wish I could still be in

56:32

front of a computer screen somehow. But

56:34

you could take away the one good

56:36

thing about the strip club. The

56:41

only club open 24 hours a

56:43

day with the most exotic women in

56:45

the world designed from real life beauties

56:47

from Venezuela, Cuba, Colombia and other exotic

56:49

places of the world. I should know,

56:51

I was a manager at

56:53

strip clubs at a place full of Latin

56:56

and exotic beauties. A

56:58

crazy way to talk about people.

57:00

You had the dream job. Why'd

57:02

you quit? Bro, what

57:04

happened? Dancers

57:07

also, no dancers are also inspired by

57:09

real dancers from local clubs. So I

57:11

don't know what the, is he doing?

57:14

Yeah, like the Fortnite moves. That's

57:16

what I'm saying. Got the Fortnite strip

57:18

moves and stuff in there. Is

57:20

he about to put Peter Griffin in the

57:22

club Candela? Wow. I

57:26

might have to cop. If

57:29

you want the real thing, there's a real life

57:31

version of club Candela waiting for you. Experience everything

57:34

in real life. I

57:36

will open a real life club as

57:39

close to design as possible. Stage,

57:41

it's, yeah, it doesn't actually

57:44

exist. Top

57:48

reward, $375,000 includes lifetime VIP access,

57:50

reserve table, free cover charge for

57:53

life at the real club Candela. Now

57:56

that won't include cost of drinks or tips

57:58

to dancers. guy

58:00

almost $400,000, you

58:04

will be expected to pay for your strip club

58:07

drinks when you go to the real club that

58:09

doesn't exist yet. Just so you know. That's fair,

58:11

because he's probably got to pay out the average

58:14

people and stuff. Well he's got

58:16

to get his liquor license, he's got to buy these

58:19

bottles and stuff like that. And

58:22

also, there can only be 10 of

58:24

those, so he's only going to accept about

58:26

$4 million off

58:29

of that particular reward. And

58:33

those people are going to have to be

58:35

okay with the opening being broadcast on YouTube

58:37

so that their faces can be... Hahahaha,

58:41

no! We will

58:43

broadcast on YouTube the opening and

58:46

your time there for you and your friends. What

58:49

could be better? Oh

58:51

man, that's cool. It's

58:54

hard to imagine anything being better than spending $400,000 to go to

58:56

a strip club that

58:59

isn't real, other than perhaps maybe

59:01

everyone knowing that you did do

59:03

that. Hahahaha! Like

59:12

the guy who goes into the... shows you the GTA

59:15

strip club or something and he's like knowing how to

59:17

like, I don't know, rub their

59:19

ass or something. He's probably knowing the button to press

59:21

for it. It's like that's cool, but you

59:23

shouldn't know that. And I

59:25

definitely wouldn't want to see a picture of your face as you

59:28

did that. Hahahaha!

59:33

So he talks about, look, this is his background

59:35

here. It's hard to keep a positive environment. That's

59:37

why I left the industry. And also I will

59:39

say, if he's talking about building a real club,

59:41

it kind of sounds like he hasn't left

59:44

the industry. Left the industry

59:46

maybe entirely. Yeah, I've got

59:48

one foot in. Maybe.

59:52

My dream is to open the real club,

59:54

Candela, and you have my word. The vibe

59:56

environment will be the most positive gentleman's club

59:58

you ever seen. I treated

1:00:00

dancers with respect and kindness and want to

1:00:02

make that a hallmark of our club a

1:00:04

place of respect good vibes and good times.

1:00:06

That is club candela to me. Let's

1:00:09

make it happen. The world's first gentle

1:00:11

woman's club. He loved

1:00:13

to see it. That's really really cool.

1:00:16

I think that this is so beautiful

1:00:18

to have this level of... I

1:00:21

don't even know. Is it aspiration? What even

1:00:23

is this? What possessed you

1:00:26

to think this way? I

1:00:30

don't know. God bless them. It's

1:00:32

really hard to imagine. Here's the video of it. Let's see

1:00:34

how this looks. Whoa.

1:00:48

This is pretty hot, yeah. Oh

1:00:52

my god, they don't have any legs like the Metaverse.

1:00:55

Oh my god. Dan

1:00:58

got real close to his monitor when this video

1:01:00

started playing. Oh, it's just really small in there,

1:01:02

you know. You want to make it

1:01:05

bigger, Dan? No,

1:01:07

it's okay. How do you like this? Look,

1:01:09

there's a frog. Cute.

1:01:16

I feel like I'm really there. Yeah, this is

1:01:18

cool. Cool. I've

1:01:24

already seen this move set, actually.

1:01:26

Sucks. Yeah,

1:01:30

look. Please a little bit. To be desired, I

1:01:32

suppose. It's like Unity Asset.

1:01:35

Yummin' dancing. Yep,

1:01:38

yep yep yep yep yep. $50

1:01:40

cover charge, club candela, and game key. That's

1:01:42

going to be 50 bucks. Chaos,

1:01:47

one new designed original Rainmaker. What

1:01:50

is this? Chaos X1, a

1:01:52

newly designed original Rainmaker by video game creator. Real

1:01:54

life product to be used in video game now

1:01:56

can be purchased for real life. Use has lights

1:01:59

and spinning parts. It's what Batman would

1:02:01

use if he was at a gentleman's club

1:02:03

be Batman be the first to own

1:02:05

this product Which is going to launch with the game Okay,

1:02:09

so this is this is a functioning

1:02:11

prototype delivered to your address be the

1:02:13

first to use in real

1:02:16

life so is it a real

1:02:19

thing or I Can't

1:02:21

decide what is he saying? This is like a thing he

1:02:24

designed for use in the game or is he saying this

1:02:26

is something that exists in real life, too What

1:02:29

is that? I think he's

1:02:31

saying this is I think he's saying this is

1:02:34

a real cash shooter called the

1:02:36

chaos x1. Oh Cool

1:02:41

all right, and that's a thousand bucks there

1:02:46

That's okay. That's weird. Well.

1:02:48

It's like uni Stark him Only

1:02:51

Z long musking is what he's doing I'm

1:02:54

sure you probably thought the chaos x1 sounded like

1:02:56

the coolest thing ever right Yeah,

1:03:00

I thought that sounded really cool. There's no way

1:03:02

I'll possibly top there That's because

1:03:04

you're a simple caveman because the

1:03:06

chaos x2 has just dropped. This

1:03:08

is a Rainmaker

1:03:13

device now. This is what

1:03:15

Batman would go. This is fuck It

1:03:19

says this is what is it's another it's

1:03:21

another cash shooter, but it looks like it

1:03:23

has maybe it has two cash barrels It

1:03:27

has two launchers on it. Wow, that's

1:03:29

very strange. So this is like a

1:03:31

thing that you can use

1:03:33

with this VR thing somehow Yeah

1:03:37

Realized product to be used in video

1:03:39

game now can be purchased for real

1:03:42

life use as lights spinning parts It's

1:03:44

what that man would use it's it's

1:03:46

hard to parse what he's saying. I'm having

1:03:48

a difficult time with it. I Think

1:03:51

it's both I think it is both a real thing you

1:03:53

can have in your house and something you can use in

1:03:56

the game But I'm just not it's

1:03:58

I don't have the experience 3,000

1:04:01

bucks you can be in Club Candela dancing

1:04:03

to your own song. Okay.

1:04:10

So you could be upload, he

1:04:12

can upload you, it's only three minutes is

1:04:14

the max. Yeah. If you're, Oh, think about

1:04:17

it. If you're a musician and you do

1:04:19

like a debut song in

1:04:23

this brand new thing, you can really set off

1:04:25

your career. And you also would need

1:04:27

to be taking your top off and stuff. Oh

1:04:30

yeah. That's part of it. Uh,

1:04:35

5,000 bucks. Hang out together with creator at club. Hey,

1:04:37

let's hang out at a club together. 5,000 bucks. I

1:04:40

will spend a few hours with you and

1:04:42

your friends at the club. Take pictures. Let's

1:04:44

have fun. I will bring out, I will

1:04:46

bring my chaos machine. It would be a

1:04:49

gentleman's club only. Yeah. Okay.

1:04:55

$10,000 jewelry with logo of club Candela,

1:04:57

specify what you prefer, size, et cetera.

1:05:00

Um, so it could be earrings, you know, it could be ring.

1:05:03

It could be a ring with club Candela on it for,

1:05:06

you know, 10 grand. You could do, they, whatever, you know,

1:05:08

whatever you come up with, this guy can do it. So.

1:05:11

Usually the goals and

1:05:13

stuff are like, at

1:05:16

least somewhat attainable. Um,

1:05:19

uh, if there are any at all, but, um,

1:05:23

jewelry with the logo of it.

1:05:29

Very strange. A little bit odd, a little

1:05:31

bit odd. That's club Candela anyways. It was 51 when

1:05:34

I put on here now it's up to $61.00. Spleds of

1:05:36

75 K. Dan.

1:05:43

All right. Well, uh,

1:05:46

that's, that's terrific. Mike, uh, you know, when

1:05:48

the digital artwork comes in. Yeah. Yeah.

1:05:50

Let me know. I would love to see if you got uploaded to

1:05:52

the thing. Mike. Jeff, I got the face

1:05:54

mask holder for all. auto,

1:06:00

home, or office. Keep

1:06:02

your face mask clean and available. When

1:06:05

you need to use it in your car,

1:06:08

you can keep it on your visor within inches of

1:06:10

your face. Now I thought that this one was funny.

1:06:15

They're still trying it, these demo

1:06:17

rats, as I call them, to

1:06:20

make us all mask up. And one of

1:06:22

their insidious plans is to keep it in

1:06:25

the zeitgeist, as it were. By

1:06:28

posting projects on Kickstarter. They'll

1:06:31

try anything. They'll do anything, these guys. Well, they're

1:06:33

desperate, aren't they? They're the demo rats. Yeah,

1:06:37

this is pretty fun. I

1:06:40

think the other thing about it is they're

1:06:42

trying to force feminize us wearing these masks,

1:06:44

aren't they? Yes, they are,

1:06:46

yes. Which I don't think, you know,

1:06:48

is that the, you know, do

1:06:50

I even want that? Do

1:06:53

I? Do I? Jeez,

1:06:56

I mean, I don't know. I

1:06:58

haven't been thinking about it. I don't know. Keep

1:07:03

your masks clean and save the environment. We

1:07:05

started this company to help save lives by

1:07:08

offering a clean, safe place to put your

1:07:10

mask in a convenient spot

1:07:13

and help reduce waste. My dad

1:07:16

and I were frustrated with always looking for masks, getting

1:07:18

in and out of the car. It

1:07:20

always seemed there was never a

1:07:22

great clean spot to put your mask. Thankfully,

1:07:26

the easiest spot we could find was also the

1:07:28

quickest inches from your head.

1:07:30

We're talking about the visor, our

1:07:32

old friend, the sun visor. I

1:07:35

feel like the sun visor fell off. I

1:07:38

mean, sorry, not literally, Mike. My

1:07:41

God. Are you new if you're

1:07:43

driving toward the sun

1:07:46

on that one road we have around here where you

1:07:48

drive down and it's directly in the sun? It

1:07:51

is, yeah. The sunset is insane.

1:07:54

Yeah, it definitely is. Actually,

1:07:57

it reminds more of the sunrise. I'm sort of an early bird.

1:08:00

on the way up you catch on the way down you

1:08:04

do yeah I feel like the Sun visor maybe not

1:08:06

as good as just I'm just sunglasses I'm a sunglasses

1:08:08

guy throw them on when I get in the car

1:08:10

right so you

1:08:12

gotta use this the visor for something what

1:08:15

about that little flap that comes out on the side you gotta

1:08:18

use that that's helpful that's easy

1:08:21

the flap is for cucks I don't

1:08:23

ever use the flap no come on

1:08:25

I hate my flap also

1:08:27

it could be you left your sunglasses in a

1:08:29

rental car three times and

1:08:31

then haven't bought any yet to

1:08:34

replace them so yeah if

1:08:36

you use the visor is what I say maybe

1:08:39

the visor not so bad after all I

1:08:44

like to use the visor to store about seven

1:08:46

dollars is what I used if you ever break

1:08:48

into my car rest assured there's gonna be seven

1:08:50

dollars in the visor that you can take and

1:08:53

basically do whatever with hell you could buy a sunglasses

1:08:57

I guess seven bucks probably up

1:08:59

there going through your CD case don't

1:09:02

your senior visor don't don't

1:09:05

do that this guy's still

1:09:07

listening to lit what's going on with this

1:09:09

guy Allison

1:09:12

chains I

1:09:15

guess all

1:09:17

the time yeah but not the song

1:09:19

I want to listen to it they

1:09:22

cut it off before the end I don't want I want

1:09:24

to hear the whole this

1:09:26

is probably I don't know this seems too

1:09:28

big almost for 3d printing do you think

1:09:30

they actually got this thing oh actually looking

1:09:33

at the goal yes I don't think this

1:09:35

is 3d printed oh my god oh my

1:09:37

god no five hundred and forty nine dollars

1:09:39

pledged of three hundred and fifty

1:09:41

four thousand dollars

1:09:44

for backers forty days

1:09:46

to go the car cars car

1:09:50

mask holder face mask three hundred

1:09:52

and fifty four thousand dollars that

1:09:54

is so much money yeah

1:09:58

that's a that's man that's a lot of money.

1:10:01

Our company is named Mask Up Solutions

1:10:03

and we look forward to expanding our offerings to

1:10:06

help the world be a safer, cleaner place. This is

1:10:08

a dad

1:10:11

and his son project. Yeah.

1:10:14

So you know we got to shut all over it. Yeah.

1:10:28

Oh I hate these guys. Father and

1:10:30

son team. Joe and Austin from Mask

1:10:32

Up Solutions. I

1:10:35

should do hate them now. Yeah. I

1:10:38

know. I thought I knew that you just needed

1:10:40

to see that few seconds of the video there

1:10:42

and he'd be back

1:10:45

on my side. No they seem alright.

1:10:47

He got the bills in his fucking

1:10:49

visor here up here. I

1:10:51

would, no that's the actual mask dude. He just

1:10:53

put it up there. Looks

1:10:56

like bills. He already did Mask

1:10:58

Up. He said Mask Up and he put the mask

1:11:00

up. Were you not paying attention? No I wasn't. Okay.

1:11:03

I wasn't listening. Anyways, the mask,

1:11:05

here's what I would say about the mask.

1:11:07

If you're still wearing the mask out, good

1:11:09

on you. I think that's awesome. I

1:11:12

think you could probably pretty safely stick this

1:11:14

one just basically anywhere

1:11:16

and it's going to be fine. I don't know if

1:11:18

we're, you know what I mean? What is the... The

1:11:21

mask. The point of

1:11:23

the mask I feel was pretty well established

1:11:25

right? It's not that

1:11:27

you're creating a hermetic seal around your entire

1:11:29

environment. It's just that you don't want to

1:11:31

breathe a bunch of germs onto somebody else

1:11:33

right? That's all we're doing. Okay.

1:11:36

And there's nothing wrong with just keeping them in your car.

1:11:40

Yeah, I mean it goes into your car console with $7 and a

1:11:42

tissue box and a pencil and sunglasses

1:11:49

you thought you left in a rental car. Just a guess Mike.

1:11:51

I don't know. Maybe you could find them in there. Have you

1:11:53

looked? I was in your car.

1:11:57

Anyway, I

1:11:59

think that it's probably okay for it to go in there

1:12:01

or I would even say you can even do this number

1:12:03

here is where I like to take the mask you fold

1:12:05

it over like this you put it in the pocket what's

1:12:07

going on what's it what's in my pot you think I

1:12:09

have more COVID in my pocket I think it's fine yeah

1:12:11

it's not gonna get you know you're

1:12:14

gonna get the COVID virus from having

1:12:17

it laying around or something I thought it's

1:12:19

very silly a little bit it's

1:12:21

a little bit goofy but at the end of the

1:12:23

day you know is the father and son teaming up

1:12:26

for a cool project and they're on the right side

1:12:28

of history here with the man they only want three

1:12:30

hundred fifty four thousand dollars maybe that's where they went

1:12:32

wrong also having an alive father I think it's kind

1:12:34

of annoying that you know yeah

1:12:38

where you get off pal that's wack dude

1:12:42

yeah I'd love to have an alive dad and three

1:12:44

hundred thousand dollars you think I don't miss my pop

1:12:49

I wish you were still around talking

1:12:52

as I'm 18

1:12:54

year old would

1:12:57

it work with FFP to type of mask

1:12:59

are y'all on some different masks that I

1:13:01

didn't even this is

1:13:04

B in the comments here FFP to really

1:13:06

is that where we're at on the mask

1:13:08

I don't know I don't I must you

1:13:10

know what I love the way for a

1:13:12

second y'all did FFP FFP to I don't

1:13:16

know what's the good you know everybody around here

1:13:18

everybody around here stop getting things to it yeah

1:13:23

well it's a hope everybody

1:13:25

around here decided it was

1:13:28

gay and then well I

1:13:30

certainly don't want to be called that right

1:13:34

that's right yeah

1:13:37

the face mask holder for auto home or you

1:13:39

know what I did I don't think I got

1:13:41

to the part where it was home or office

1:13:44

how's that where is it it's meant for the

1:13:46

visor for the visor it's visor shaped yeah wide

1:13:48

yeah I guess he's saying it's like

1:13:50

a fucking

1:13:52

I don't know then you're gonna

1:13:54

throw it on your desk the one thing that you're buying that

1:13:57

useless product very useless

1:14:00

I think he you know what I think he

1:14:02

means I think he means you can park your

1:14:04

car at home or office Mmm,

1:14:08

and that way you grab it. What he me I

1:14:10

do I think that's what it is because he's like

1:14:12

you grab it when you go in and out of

1:14:14

the car It only goes

1:14:16

in the car. I said there's it only

1:14:19

that's what it says here. It only goes in the car He

1:14:23

freaks gotta do something else You don't want me in my old band

1:14:26

did he we would go out in the woods He would make me

1:14:28

lay down the woods with my shirt off. He would punch me in

1:14:30

the stomach as many times as I could stand Yep,

1:14:33

and once I couldn't take it anymore. He would take off

1:14:35

his shirt. He would make me punch him in the

1:14:37

stomach And whoever

1:14:40

they want and whoever lost whoever and

1:14:43

Didn't get the most punches in the stomach had to sleep in

1:14:45

the woods all night long by themselves

1:14:49

Yeah, but you know that was the 90s

1:14:51

though, you know You

1:14:54

know what I'm saying? Different

1:14:58

times it was look it was look it was

1:15:00

a different time. It was it absolutely was at

1:15:02

my dad used to do this Thing to me.

1:15:04

I don't you probably couldn't do it now You

1:15:07

probably couldn't do it now, but in the night.

1:15:09

This is the 90s remember we would

1:15:11

go up in a little a little

1:15:13

single engine prop plane me and my pops and

1:15:17

and he would he so he had his pilot's license, so

1:15:19

he would be flying the plane and He

1:15:22

would I'd be in the back. I'd be you know,

1:15:24

I'd be playing game gear whatever the 90s. So I

1:15:26

was playing game back Hey, he What

1:15:29

he does is he puts he puts like a brick on

1:15:31

the end of a string and jams it up Into

1:15:34

the you know the pick because it's a pedal so

1:15:36

he's pedaling this thing up there and

1:15:38

he says all right There's ten packs

1:15:40

here You know

1:15:43

nine of them have a Parachute

1:15:45

in them the other one It's

1:15:48

got your well, it's got your beloved dog from

1:15:50

home. It's got pepper from home Your dog isn't

1:15:52

one of the back now You've got a you've

1:15:54

got a nine in ten shot to get that

1:15:57

pack that has a damn parachute

1:15:59

in it and survive survive. The other one

1:16:01

has the dog in it. I'll see you one

1:16:03

way or the other. I'll see you on the ground. And

1:16:05

I had to, you know, and I had to pick which

1:16:07

one it was. And was I right every time? Sure. But

1:16:10

this was the 90s, you know? It's just, it's different.

1:16:12

And you're out here making these products with your dad.

1:16:14

It's like, I don't even think there's a, there's no

1:16:17

way this thing works. I miss that

1:16:19

stuff, man. They're going for ice cream and stuff. It

1:16:21

was awesome. Yeah, we didn't do that. We

1:16:27

went for psychological torture. A

1:16:30

lot of times. Tie

1:16:32

me to a tree and hit me with a kendo

1:16:34

stick. Yeah. Yeah. You

1:16:38

think I wouldn't rather be watching cartoons? I'd

1:16:43

love to create a little Kickstarter project. That'd

1:16:45

be a lot of fun. That would be awesome. Hmm.

1:16:48

Yeah. Pops, do you think we should ask for 350,000 or 354,000? Close

1:16:54

your eyes. Don't fucking look at me when I'm hitting you with the

1:16:56

stick, you know? Nah,

1:17:00

we turned down all right. We're doing

1:17:03

just fine. That's the face

1:17:05

mask holder for auto home. Hey,

1:17:07

or office as well. 549 of 354, 500. My God, that's a long way to go. Mike,

1:17:14

we've got a short way to go here because we are at the

1:17:16

middle of the six pack. We're going to take a quick break. We'll

1:17:19

be right back with the second half of the six pack right

1:17:22

after this. Mike,

1:17:34

if I asked you how many subscriptions you

1:17:36

have, would you be able to list all

1:17:38

of them and how much you're paying? In

1:17:42

a single day? No, I would not.

1:17:44

It would take longer than a freaking day. That's

1:17:46

how many subscriptions I have, sources. Okay,

1:17:49

well, how about this? If you think you can do

1:17:51

that, how about this? Can you do it while standing

1:17:53

on your head and drinking a glass of water as

1:17:55

well? Not so confident

1:17:58

anymore, are you? Well, If

1:18:00

you had asked me this question before I started

1:18:02

using Rocket Money, I would have said yes, just

1:18:04

like dumb Mike here. But let me tell you,

1:18:07

I would have been so wrong. I

1:18:09

can't believe how many subscriptions I had,

1:18:11

and all the money that was

1:18:13

just a wasting away. Wasting

1:18:15

away again in Jesse's subscriptions. Come

1:18:18

on, it's a lot of subscriptions

1:18:20

I've got, Mike. And I

1:18:22

need a way to manage them. Sorry.

1:18:32

That's all right. Look, Rocket Money is

1:18:35

a personal finance app that finds and

1:18:37

cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors

1:18:39

your spending, and helps lower

1:18:42

your bills. They have over 5

1:18:44

million users, and they've helped save

1:18:46

those members an average of... You

1:18:48

ready for this? Let's

1:18:51

hear it. I don't know if the drum roll was picked

1:18:53

up on the microphone. There's

1:18:55

a noise gate. It might not have been. Okay,

1:18:57

well, I can only drum so hard, okay, pal?

1:18:59

I mean, I love rock and roll, but there's

1:19:01

a limit. I cranked my hands up to 11

1:19:03

when I did the drum roll. I don't know

1:19:05

if it picked up, but I'll tell you what

1:19:07

they saved. $720 a year. You're

1:19:11

a liar. I'm sorry, sir, but

1:19:13

you're a liar. Well, you have thrown away

1:19:16

years of friendship by accusing me of that

1:19:18

very grave sin, but I'm telling you

1:19:20

the absolute truth. $720 a year. I

1:19:23

cannot abide a lie. I

1:19:25

refuse. Over $500 million

1:19:28

in canceled subscriptions.

1:19:31

Oh, baby, that's enough to buy you probably a

1:19:33

rocket. Yeah,

1:19:36

he's got a rocket

1:19:38

subscription. Now, let's just...

1:19:40

What kind of subscription services would that guy

1:19:42

have? We can't talk about it. We can't

1:19:45

name by name, legally. Yeah,

1:19:48

probably some pretty bad ones. Maybe he needs

1:19:50

to get on here as well. Hey, stop

1:19:52

wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel

1:19:54

your unwanted subscriptions by going to rocketmoney.com/YKS.

1:19:57

That's rocketmoney.com. And one

1:19:59

more time for those

1:20:01

in the back, it's

1:20:03

rocketmoney.com. Alright, we're back. Mike,

1:20:07

you know I love the environment. Yes,

1:20:11

that's right. You were always saying

1:20:13

about how you love the environment. I'm tired of, frankly,

1:20:16

you know what?

1:20:22

I'm sick of fucking hearing. Yeah. I

1:20:25

understand I've become a bit of a broken record. It's

1:20:27

put a strain on our friendship. I know politically we

1:20:29

differ when it comes to our feelings on the environment.

1:20:34

But I do think it's important because that's where all the bugs and stuff

1:20:36

is. And the bugs is good for the animals.

1:20:40

Anyways, I'm not going to bore you with it. But the environment is

1:20:42

very important. That's why I'm switching to electricity. I'm

1:20:45

switching to electricity for all my power and

1:20:47

needs. Yes, yes. Including

1:20:50

my car. That's right. You can

1:20:52

now drive a car with electricity.

1:20:55

As hard as it is to believe, Mike, the

1:20:57

very same power that has you flip on a light

1:20:59

switch can also get you

1:21:01

from point A to point B.

1:21:04

Yes, the electric vehicle has

1:21:06

taken the nation by storm.

1:21:08

I've heard of an electric guitar, an

1:21:10

electric train. But

1:21:13

I've never heard of an electric car. That is interesting. I've

1:21:16

not heard of an electric train. Well,

1:21:20

Buzzy is a new service hoping to take advantage

1:21:23

of this new electrified world we're living in, offering

1:21:26

unlimited neighborhood EV charging

1:21:28

to their users. This first campaign is rolling out

1:21:30

in Arizona, and they even got featured on the

1:21:32

local news. Enter

1:21:36

into the world of electricity. This

1:21:40

first campaign is rolling out in Arizona,

1:21:42

and they even got featured on the

1:21:45

local news. launching

1:22:00

today here in Phoenix with

1:22:02

national goals. You

1:22:04

know at Foxtem we've been examining the future of

1:22:07

charging all of the different solutions that are

1:22:09

out there. This one is all

1:22:11

about you, your neighborhood, how you can be a

1:22:13

part of the answer. Robin Davis is happy to

1:22:15

pull in and get a full charge. She knows

1:22:17

what it's like to run out of juice on

1:22:19

the highway. Don't pull over

1:22:21

when you have to wait. Look

1:22:23

I know what our job is. Who loves to pull

1:22:25

in and get a full charge? She knows what it's

1:22:27

like. I

1:22:31

know what our job is and I know how fake it is

1:22:34

but I do think that local news is

1:22:36

one of the few jobs that's even faker

1:22:38

than our job. What a talent it is

1:22:40

though to be able to talk that way.

1:22:43

I know. So cool. I

1:22:46

guess maybe except for that one guy, who's that

1:22:48

one local guy around here that will have like

1:22:50

the hard hitting story that we kind of like?

1:22:53

What is his name? Phil? Phil

1:22:55

Williams. Is it Williams?

1:22:58

I believe it's Phil Williams on News Channel 5 who will every

1:23:01

now and then speak truth to

1:23:04

power. Sometimes he'll take some big rich son of a

1:23:07

bitch to task for some nasty thing

1:23:09

they did or some evil bastard. And I really

1:23:11

like it now. Does it do anything? I mean

1:23:13

no. But

1:23:16

maybe if you got like triple charged by

1:23:20

like a moving company, maybe like the local news

1:23:22

could do an expose and track down the owner

1:23:24

in the parking lot and say, well, why did

1:23:26

you triple charge, you know, a nice

1:23:28

old JF for his moving, for his

1:23:30

moving, you know, when maybe that would do some, I

1:23:32

don't know. But other than that, local news seems to

1:23:34

be this kind of bizarre fluff about, I mean,

1:23:37

quite frankly, a ludicrous idea. This

1:23:41

is, it is an app. Well, look, I'll

1:23:43

let the local news guy Pat or explain it

1:23:45

all. You know, I waited like four or five

1:23:47

hours. So I called my own

1:23:49

tow truck. This isn't her driveway. It's not

1:23:51

her plug. It's not her home. It's Tyler's. And

1:23:54

he's happy to offer it up. I'll be in

1:23:56

an effort of trying to drive around to find

1:23:58

those charging stations. You're passing dozens and dozens

1:24:00

and dozens of homes that have what

1:24:02

you need in their driveway. It's all thanks

1:24:05

to a new Valley wide app called Buzzy. It's

1:24:07

not only a solution to it, I think it's

1:24:09

long term. It's probably a better alternative all

1:24:12

the way from Anthem to Casagrand and everywhere

1:24:14

in between. Eric is the founder and he

1:24:16

says it's a sure app. It allows someone

1:24:19

to rent out their charger when they aren't

1:24:21

using it. So far, they have signed up.

1:24:23

He says with regular use, a host can

1:24:25

make up to 400 bucks

1:24:28

a month. And for the user, it's cheaper,

1:24:30

the most charging location. We'll charge the driver

1:24:32

25 cents per kilowatt and we

1:24:34

will pay the host 20 cents per kilowatt.

1:24:36

So the host is usually that's about two

1:24:38

and in some cases three times what

1:24:40

they're paying for their own electricity. Lieberman

1:24:43

says it's especially helpful for renters like

1:24:45

Robin that can't install chargers at their

1:24:47

apartment. Robin says she needed a

1:24:49

solution like this. I thought the

1:24:52

charging station would be convenient, but

1:24:54

they're not. Wednesday

1:24:57

is launch day for Buzzy, free

1:24:59

charging for a week. Now, I

1:25:01

will say that Robin speaks

1:25:03

to, I think, an issue, a nationwide

1:25:06

issue, which is the charging

1:25:08

station infrastructure is not there.

1:25:10

So for for

1:25:12

long trips or for adoption

1:25:15

from not just homeowners

1:25:18

with, you know, the extra money to spend to

1:25:20

put in, because you have to put in, you

1:25:23

know, I can't remember if it's 220 or

1:25:25

240, but the big plug for fucking dryers.

1:25:28

Right. You have to put that in. You got to get

1:25:30

that wired and then you have to

1:25:32

buy the charger. So like, for instance, my

1:25:34

van came with a level one charger so

1:25:37

I can plug that in and

1:25:39

it will literally take like a 24 hours

1:25:41

to charge it up. Even the small amount of battery

1:25:44

that my van has. But then

1:25:46

you want to have a one, bro. Well,

1:25:49

you know, I had to splash some cash on a mic

1:25:51

and go up to tier two on my charger and

1:25:54

I can get that thing charged up in like

1:25:56

an hour or two now, but, you know, that's

1:25:58

still another several hundred dollars on. top of the

1:26:00

infrastructure you got to put in your house, on

1:26:02

top of the premium you're paying for the car and all

1:26:05

this stuff. So that is a problem. You know, how are

1:26:07

you going to get people who live in an apartment in

1:26:09

the very dense areas, which by the way, that's

1:26:11

who you're pitching this shit to, right? Is the

1:26:13

people who are like, I just got to do

1:26:15

a little commute, you know, there and back. Like

1:26:17

those are the people you want to adopt electric

1:26:19

vehicles. And

1:26:21

there's just no, there's nowhere for them to fucking charge their cars.

1:26:24

Now that's not an excuse for these little

1:26:26

worms to get in here and

1:26:29

start doing Airbnb on your driveway.

1:26:31

You know what I mean? Yeah. Airbnb,

1:26:34

the selling off

1:26:36

of things we've compartmentalized or whatever,

1:26:38

the every, parceling off every

1:26:40

aspect of your life and stuff like, ugh.

1:26:43

Yeah. So nasty. Like,

1:26:46

how do you, how many more of these do

1:26:48

you see until you're like, oh shit, we have

1:26:50

a real problem. Everybody's trying to make a little

1:26:52

extra dough. Yeah. Not good.

1:26:56

I will say this. I

1:27:00

do not, I would not feel comfortable

1:27:02

having some stranger's car with the stranger

1:27:04

in it in my driveway for an

1:27:06

extra couple hundred dollars a month. Just

1:27:08

somebody sitting there permanently because even with

1:27:10

the tier two charger and a relatively

1:27:13

small battery, they're going to be sitting

1:27:15

there for like two hours. Wait, how

1:27:17

is that more convenient than anything else?

1:27:19

Why are they sitting here for so

1:27:22

long? That's insane. Yeah. Somebody,

1:27:25

uh, we got two parking spots

1:27:27

at this apartment place. I have somebody,

1:27:29

uh, we only got one car,

1:27:31

but somebody parks in my spot. I'm like

1:27:33

instantly like, what the fuck is going on? What

1:27:37

is happening, dude? Yeah. Like

1:27:40

it turns my world. But now I'm like, yeah.

1:27:44

Yeah. God, God help

1:27:47

you. If you're a, if you're

1:27:49

a car that I can't immediately

1:27:51

identify as a delivery service and

1:27:53

you're pulling into my driveway, just,

1:27:57

you better fuck the kill bill music. You

1:28:00

better fucking have your sirens on when you pull down here

1:28:02

because if you don't you're gonna need them on your way

1:28:04

out I'll tell you that much I'm

1:28:07

loaded for bear in this bitch. I

1:28:09

I just can't I can't imagine this.

1:28:11

This is so goofy And

1:28:13

and also why is it now? I'm paying

1:28:15

for it as well like so you're the

1:28:17

user Are you paying every time you stop

1:28:19

and charge at somebody's house or are you

1:28:22

paying for a subscription to buzzy? Yeah,

1:28:25

that's what's so funny about all this shit is like you get

1:28:27

down in the weeds of What

1:28:29

you're paying for who's wetting

1:28:31

their beak what percentage of

1:28:33

what blah blah blah, it's like

1:28:36

dude Come

1:28:39

on man you get it's it's you know So

1:28:43

many layers on top of it. It's like how do you how

1:28:45

do you not? With a straight face

1:28:47

be like this is not in any way a scam

1:28:51

it genuinely comes down to leave me

1:28:53

alone. Yeah Just

1:28:55

leave me alone. I don't even care if you're gonna make

1:28:57

my life better. I just want to be alone. It's yeah

1:29:02

This gives me a little extra, but I don't care

1:29:04

that somebody Not easy

1:29:06

to use it all or whatever. It's fucking I

1:29:09

would rather have less money than look at you. That's

1:29:14

What it comes down to The

1:29:16

story here He says a few months into building

1:29:19

buzzy I took an uber ride to the airport

1:29:21

the driver rented a Tesla Model 3 to work

1:29:23

for uber and he describes his charging experience Like

1:29:25

the renters except that he was charging four to

1:29:27

five times a week I asked

1:29:29

him why he didn't charge at home and his answer

1:29:31

was simple. I rent my house I'm not going to

1:29:33

spend my money installing a charger. My landlord will get

1:29:35

to keep it turns our Hmm

1:29:39

typo it turns out he paid

1:29:41

over five hundred dollars monthly for supercharging and

1:29:43

the soaring costs hurt his take-home pay Another

1:29:45

light bulb went off. What if I could

1:29:47

create an unlimited EV charging plan for ride

1:29:50

share and other high mileage drivers? Why

1:29:52

is this guy not driving a fucking

1:29:55

gas car? I'm sorry I don't I'm

1:29:58

not saying you should drive gas cars, but I

1:30:00

I'm saying if you are, if you're

1:30:02

doing rideshare, how can you afford

1:30:04

to put your fucking car on the charger

1:30:06

for several hours out of the day, like

1:30:09

on top of a parking garage or whatever?

1:30:11

Like you can't even eat lunch there. What

1:30:13

are you doing? Isn't that weird? None of

1:30:15

this shit is a good deal for anybody

1:30:17

who uses it. Except it's only a good

1:30:19

deal for the guys who own it. Like

1:30:22

you see all the

1:30:24

DoorDash subreddit and stuff like that,

1:30:26

people complaining about how fucking awful

1:30:28

it is or whatever. Yeah,

1:30:31

really, really, really brutally

1:30:33

bad. 99

1:30:36

bucks is unlimited EV charging for one month, but then they're

1:30:38

gonna jack it up to $150 a month for

1:30:42

unlimited EV charging. At any

1:30:44

of 60 of

1:30:46

your neighbor's homes, anywhere between. Everybody's

1:30:49

adopted, yeah. It's same,

1:30:52

you've recreated the problem that you've set

1:30:55

out to resolve, right? Now,

1:30:58

you can only charge at these buzzy stations

1:31:00

or whatever the fuck, it's very

1:31:03

silly. Now instead of

1:31:05

pulling into what would be like

1:31:07

a repurposed fuel station with chargers

1:31:10

and hell, wifi and convenience options, I can

1:31:12

go and grab a snack, grab a drink,

1:31:14

I can chill, maybe it's a park, maybe

1:31:17

it's a rest station, whatever. Instead of that,

1:31:19

I'm sitting in some guy's driveway. That's awesome.

1:31:25

You know what, it's eventually gonna be like, do you remember

1:31:27

when you used to get in an Uber like six or

1:31:29

seven years ago and they'd be like, hey, if you want

1:31:31

a water, just grab one right there, you

1:31:33

can plug in your charger in the back or

1:31:36

whatever, you get in

1:31:38

one now and it's like you've been thrown in

1:31:40

with a sack over your head. It's

1:31:46

maybe not as good an experience getting into somebody

1:31:48

else's car. Who could have guessed eventually the people

1:31:50

who are driving their own cars around, maybe

1:31:54

start to represent the people getting in the back of the

1:31:56

cars. The shine has worn

1:31:58

off of all of that stuff. Yeah.

1:32:00

$51 pledged of $3,500 two backers

1:32:02

29 days ago. $3,500 a crazy low amount of money for a burgeoning

1:32:04

app-based business. And

1:32:16

what is it that these guys

1:32:18

essentially are even doing? Do they

1:32:20

even own the chargers or do

1:32:22

the homeowners own and install the

1:32:24

chargers? In which case, what do

1:32:26

you need money for? Yeah. What

1:32:29

is their part in it? I guess if

1:32:31

the owners already own the chargers, they can

1:32:33

rent them out as well. Uh-huh. So

1:32:38

you're relying on people instead of public

1:32:40

chargers. Now you're relying on people who

1:32:42

have EVs or whatever who own the

1:32:46

chargers at their homes. I

1:32:48

can't wait to start seeing the Airbnb

1:32:50

list of rules for parking in the

1:32:53

guy's driveway. Yeah.

1:32:55

We have a little noise detection machine out

1:32:57

there. The music's too loud. You're going to

1:32:59

get fined. Yeah. Really,

1:33:02

really, really fucked up

1:33:04

and stupid. Buzzy,

1:33:07

you know what they are? They're kind of like the...

1:33:09

Have you ever hear of the scam where people go

1:33:11

door to door and they say, We're

1:33:13

buying electricity from Con Ed at a

1:33:16

lower rate in bulk and then we

1:33:18

can sell it to you for a

1:33:20

discount. You just have to sign up.

1:33:22

I've not seen those guys. They

1:33:26

go to like... It's not around here, but I

1:33:28

think I always hear about it in New York,

1:33:30

which is why I said Con Ed. I think

1:33:33

they target areas where it's a high retiree rate.

1:33:36

So they grab old people and say, We

1:33:38

can lower your bill, but what you don't

1:33:40

realize is if you've bought into this dynamic

1:33:42

energy pricing structure, instead of

1:33:44

having a dependable amount on your

1:33:46

bill, it's whatever they can negotiate.

1:33:50

And sometimes you save money, but a lot of times you don't. But

1:33:53

you're like a middleman for energy, which it

1:33:55

seems like... Yeah. That's

1:33:57

what Buzzy is like banking on them.

1:34:00

having to pay out as much as

1:34:02

they are bad

1:34:06

business model but I told you about

1:34:08

that skid my mom

1:34:11

got wrapped up in Solar

1:34:13

panels and stuff my step-dad signed up for

1:34:15

solar panels got installed He was like it's

1:34:17

gonna save you so much money. Mm-hmm,

1:34:20

and then she's like somehow paying more Tricity

1:34:22

down stuff Like

1:34:25

you're gonna be able to sell the electricity

1:34:27

back to the grid like

1:34:30

a fucking Like one

1:34:32

of those guys in the 1800s is like there's

1:34:34

gold or whatever in caliber They were like there's

1:34:36

your doll your dreams are gonna come through. Yeah

1:34:40

She's been fighting with him forever nasty

1:34:43

fuckers But you got

1:34:45

to admit that would be pretty cool if it was

1:34:47

real. Yeah You

1:34:50

almost can't fault them cuz what if it was

1:34:52

real? Yeah, that would be sick I

1:34:56

Hit it to him That's

1:34:58

smart. That's smart. All right, Mike. Yeah, this

1:35:01

is your last one here. You're almost done

1:35:04

this one Most

1:35:07

time to say goodbye The

1:35:09

police that's best. No, that's

1:35:11

bittersweet. Wait, are you talking about hanging

1:35:13

up on the episode? You're hanging it

1:35:16

all up. Okay. Good. I think

1:35:18

we're on the same page. I don't say goodbye

1:35:20

Say goodbye

1:35:24

to the days of struggling to get the most

1:35:26

out of toothpaste Yes Cosmetics

1:35:29

and even culinary ingredients out

1:35:31

of their tubes This

1:35:34

is a squeezer for all your

1:35:36

tube based foods And

1:35:39

get that fucking paste out.

1:35:42

I have been moving more to tubes

1:35:44

and pastes I think I've told you

1:35:46

about this. I'm trying to Become

1:35:48

more tube and paste based As

1:35:51

I hit the stride of my mid to late

1:35:53

30s here And I'll

1:35:56

be if I if I just if I just

1:35:58

can't get that last drippity-dee drop out

1:36:00

of my tube every single

1:36:02

time. It doesn't matter what it is. It's every time

1:36:05

there's a little bit left over and that just drives

1:36:07

me up the wall. Yeah, it

1:36:09

is a big pain in my fucking asshole. As

1:36:12

well, Jeff. There's

1:36:15

a little plastic piece of shit

1:36:18

that you run your toothpaste tube

1:36:20

through. Why are we just talking

1:36:22

about toothpaste earlier? This is what

1:36:24

I'm saying. Toothpaste is back and it's better

1:36:26

than ever, Mike. Having a moment. Yeah.

1:36:32

This is such a simple idea and so, so smart. I

1:36:35

mean, you look at this here, you see the way the

1:36:37

tube's going through it. And this is not plastic. I think

1:36:39

mine, this is the machined metal

1:36:41

here. You can see this and you stick the

1:36:43

tooth. This is just so crazy to me. You're

1:36:46

telling me that in the, what, hundred some years

1:36:48

we've been making these toothpaste tubes

1:36:50

here and all these other kind of tubes and

1:36:52

everything. I mean, pomade, you name it. You're

1:36:55

telling me in nearly a

1:36:57

century of tube manufacturing and

1:36:59

squeezing, not a single person has come up with

1:37:01

the idea to use a tool to squeeze more

1:37:03

stuff out of them. You're not a single person

1:37:05

that's come up with it. It was not a

1:37:08

product on the market that exists like this. Are

1:37:10

you kidding me? I

1:37:12

could see this being a Colgate branded item

1:37:14

that you toss into a holiday gift set

1:37:16

or something like that, but yeah. It

1:37:19

would be a very easy win for Colgate. Wow,

1:37:22

yeah, well I wonder if that's in Colgate's

1:37:24

future. I'll have to check my emails to

1:37:26

see what they're saying about. Look

1:37:28

how much he's getting out of the tube, bud.

1:37:30

Oh my God, I would have given up on

1:37:33

that tube forever ago. That's money

1:37:35

in the trash can. That's money down

1:37:37

the fucking drain. Yeah, go look

1:37:39

in your bathroom right now. Stop what you're

1:37:41

doing. Go look in your bathroom right now

1:37:43

and count up the tubes. And

1:37:46

then imagine that being dollars that goes in

1:37:48

your toilet. That's what you're doing if

1:37:50

you don't have the squeezy.

1:37:53

Easy. It's

1:37:55

shocking and it shocks the conscience, Mike. It really

1:37:57

does to think about what we're doing. See,

1:38:00

it shocks you. This

1:38:09

is really funny that someone thinks that they came

1:38:11

up with this. It's really funny. It's

1:38:14

super funny that you think this, that you did this.

1:38:17

I did it. I do it. I

1:38:20

do it. You think that you did this. Now

1:38:22

that is really cute. That is

1:38:25

quite curious. If you

1:38:27

think you did this thing here, that

1:38:29

does make me wonder. Wow,

1:38:31

so it is metal, right? This is

1:38:33

metal. It's not plastic. Yeah, plastic. The

1:38:36

good thing about it being metal is it allows you to charge some 25 to

1:38:38

30 times more what

1:38:43

it should cost to do this. That's

1:38:46

nice. It's made out of

1:38:48

recycled aluminum. Okay.

1:38:51

Wow. After countless hours of hard

1:38:54

work and dedication, we have successfully made our

1:38:56

first working prototypes of our product and put

1:38:58

them to the test ourselves.

1:39:00

You got to think that means brushing their teeth.

1:39:06

I got to imagine. The real world test.

1:39:10

I have spent countless hours perfecting

1:39:12

this tool that is legitimately on

1:39:14

the end cap of every pharmacy

1:39:17

and grocery store toothpaste aisle in

1:39:19

the entire nation. That's incredible. You

1:39:21

did it. Two pieces of

1:39:24

the Squeezy Ease runs you 50 bucks. You can get

1:39:26

one for just 28 if you're not ready to commit

1:39:28

to the Squeezy Ease lifestyle

1:39:30

just yet. This

1:39:33

is a design studio in LA,

1:39:36

Los Angeles. They are a

1:39:38

CNC manufacturing facility. It's

1:39:40

a little project that they thought up to get a little

1:39:43

money going. A little money in. That

1:39:45

pisses me off. Yeah. Scumbag.

1:39:49

I found the guy behind it too. I'll send you

1:39:51

his fucking... Yeah. I

1:39:53

got his home phone number here. Yeah. Send

1:39:55

me a fucking picture of him too. I'd like to fucking see the clown

1:39:57

that came up with this shit. I want

1:40:00

to lay out. eyes on him. I

1:40:02

got nice guys. Smiling at me. Oh

1:40:04

boy. 79 bucks. Yeah, I'll give you

1:40:06

some more.

1:40:16

Smile about smiley.

1:40:18

I think his

1:40:21

name smiley. Yeah. 79 of 500

1:40:23

bucks. Five backers 25

1:40:27

days ago. That's the

1:40:29

squeezies. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Metadog is the next one,

1:40:31

Mike. I'll go ahead and tell you right now. I'm not

1:40:33

gonna make you wait. Alrighty. Your interactive

1:40:35

robo puppy. A life like an interactive

1:40:37

robotic dog that's always there to brighten

1:40:40

your day. Wow.

1:40:43

Keep in mind all of the other

1:40:45

digital doggies and computer kitties we've had

1:40:47

on this show. What do you think

1:40:49

about? Scroll down a little bit. I

1:40:52

know. It is the most. Why

1:40:55

does it look like this, bro? Why

1:40:58

does it look like this? I

1:41:01

know. Look at me

1:41:03

motherfucker. Do they put? This

1:41:05

is like a, this is viral marketing

1:41:07

from Megan four or something. Oh,

1:41:10

I like that actually. If that's what this is, this

1:41:12

is awesome. Yeah. If they

1:41:14

did this on Kickstarter, I think that's really, really

1:41:16

cool. But they put LEDs in the eyes of

1:41:19

the dog, which was

1:41:22

such a misfire. Now

1:41:26

this has been in ZD net cat

1:41:28

daily.news robotic gizmos blender, uh,

1:41:30

Oofa bet wins sport betting

1:41:33

and online casino. It's been

1:41:35

in something just called China.

1:41:37

It's also Android China. It's

1:41:39

always been in something

1:41:41

called the Alzheimer's

1:41:43

store and

1:41:46

a blender also whatever.

1:41:48

Okay. It's been on

1:41:50

the program. I'm willing

1:41:52

to accept that it's been in the Alzheimer's

1:41:54

store, although I can't quite remember. Can't

1:41:58

remember if it was or not. disease

1:42:00

sorry. But

1:42:03

what does it mean for it to have been featured

1:42:06

on UFA Betwind sports betting

1:42:08

and online casino? What could that

1:42:10

possibly be for? Not

1:42:13

sure. They should have

1:42:15

links to this stuff but they just have the logos

1:42:17

down here it drives you fucking insane trying to figure

1:42:19

out what they could possibly mean. It's

1:42:22

only one it's not even it's not even

1:42:24

individual images it's just one. I

1:42:27

have searched UFA Betwinds meta dog and

1:42:29

have come up with zero.

1:42:33

Did we cover these other ones

1:42:35

because they they've made one before called Mars

1:42:37

Cat. Did

1:42:40

we cover that? I mean look. I

1:42:43

don't remember Mars Cat. We've done a lot of

1:42:45

these but I'm I'm texting our research team right

1:42:47

now to see if they've we've and

1:42:49

we've. Yes tell them I

1:42:52

said hello why don't you. Jesse

1:42:56

says hello. Terrific.

1:43:02

Guess what we covered it. Really?

1:43:07

From when was this? Episode 135. Yeah

1:43:09

episode 135 was a submission from Doug Crap. Wow. The

1:43:11

Mars Cat

1:43:20

had a hundred eighty nine thousand of

1:43:22

twenty thousand. What? It weighs

1:43:24

almost 200 grand. That's

1:43:27

what it had. That's what I had. What did it have now? Let's

1:43:29

look at my. Let's

1:43:31

give it a look on the

1:43:33

old site. $213,000 ended up with. Elephant Robotics.

1:43:42

Well they followed that up with another

1:43:44

project we love RoboBeats interactive performer Robo

1:43:47

who can dance with you. That was

1:43:49

another project we love and it got

1:43:51

22k of 8k and then they cancel

1:43:53

it. What?

1:43:56

Why would they cancel it? They

1:44:02

said hi back. Thanks.

1:44:04

Love those guys. Thank

1:44:07

you for all your generous support for RoboBeats. Over

1:44:09

100 backers have backed this project already and we

1:44:12

were blown away by the outpouring of love for

1:44:14

this incredible community. There were also many words of

1:44:16

encouragement from reviewers, media outlets, and users. The Alzheimer's

1:44:18

store, no doubt. However, it is with

1:44:21

heavy hearts that we announce our decision to cancel

1:44:23

this project until we are better prepared to present

1:44:25

RoboBeats to our fans. Wow.

1:44:31

So they were just, they're going to bring it

1:44:33

back better than ever Elephant Robotics was. Okay. This

1:44:37

is so weird to me that people are still

1:44:39

making these little pieces of crap. This is a

1:44:41

totally uninteresting area

1:44:43

to be working in and it really has

1:44:45

no benefit that I can see. But

1:44:48

let's watch the video. That

1:44:53

cannot be the sound that you have attached to

1:44:55

this face of this dog. You

1:44:57

cannot tell me that's what you. Terrifying

1:45:00

these old people. Oh my

1:45:02

God. It's happening again. Oh

1:45:15

my God. Wow. Cute.

1:45:27

Oh. Look at the little tail. You

1:45:29

already know that tail's wagging brother. He must have

1:45:32

heard treat or outside knowing this guy. They

1:45:35

need blood. Hey,

1:45:41

turn him off with the switch on the face. He knocked

1:45:43

it off. I did. It's not

1:45:45

working. Mm.

1:45:50

This looks so rewarding, doesn't it? That looks cool. That

1:45:52

is awesome. Oh,

1:46:02

and he's got hearts in his eyes. He must really love me. Companions,

1:46:07

wherever you go, yeah, you can put your fake

1:46:09

dog in your purse and walk outside with it.

1:46:15

Why would you want

1:46:17

this? The uncanniness

1:46:19

of the digital eyes roaming around

1:46:22

in that fluffy skull, that is

1:46:24

really, that is

1:46:26

really something else by these guys. I'll link

1:46:30

here in the chat. These guys usually make

1:46:32

robotic arms. The

1:46:35

company makes robotic

1:46:38

arms if you need that. Oh,

1:46:40

okay. This could be, yeah. So

1:46:44

I guess I don't, is this an entertainment product

1:46:46

or is this for like surgery or something? It's

1:46:49

for sex. It's like

1:46:53

your arms are too tired or something like that. This

1:46:55

thing will jerk you off. There's

1:46:57

different speeds, different grips and stuff

1:46:59

like that can go away. Looks

1:47:02

like it can go tighter and softer with the

1:47:04

grip on here. I'm going to need

1:47:06

it very, very tight. I'll need the grip down here really

1:47:08

hard. Yeah. I

1:47:11

need to really fucking squeeze and bend my

1:47:14

shit. Oh,

1:47:17

it does work. Hey, it works with a, it works

1:47:19

with a PlayStation controller. Yeah, it's really interesting. Yeah,

1:47:22

that's kind of cool. Yeah. I know my way

1:47:24

around that fucking thing. Actually,

1:47:26

you know, I'm fucking angry. I'm seeing,

1:47:28

I'm seeing right now that PlayStation controller

1:47:30

has the letters ABXY on there. I

1:47:33

love that. I love

1:47:35

that. This is the fucking controller they put down

1:47:37

in the, they put this shit in the

1:47:39

submarine, bro. Don't give me

1:47:41

the fucking submarine controller. Damn,

1:47:44

my dick jerked off. Jesus

1:47:46

Christ, my, my dick fucking imploded with

1:47:48

this shit. Sucks. Well, these

1:47:50

guys clearly are good at making robots or whatever. I just

1:47:53

can't. I guess it just turns out there's not

1:47:55

really a useful robot. Yeah, I don't know about it. Yeah.

1:48:00

don't need them. I'm good. I'm

1:48:02

good. I am. I'm good in my meat

1:48:04

space over here. Nothing to worry about with

1:48:06

the... Well that's the

1:48:08

Metadog from Elephant Robotics. That's confusing. Why don't

1:48:10

they come out with a robotic elephant? You'd

1:48:13

think, right? That'd be my day one,

1:48:15

I think. Guess that's

1:48:17

why they're in the catbird's seat. Oh

1:48:20

god, did they invent that too? Leave

1:48:25

it to these guys, huh? $47.99

1:48:28

is what I've got of that of $30k. Did they

1:48:30

improve on that? Actually they did. They blew that away.

1:48:32

$11,717. Oh my god. Now they are doing this without

1:48:34

the benefit

1:48:39

of the Project We Love designation.

1:48:42

So if

1:48:44

they get that, I think we are off

1:48:46

to the races. Whoa, here we go. This

1:48:48

is an interesting comment from

1:48:50

Yum or Yumei here.

1:48:54

I strongly warn consumers against

1:48:56

backing this product. This company

1:48:58

has a history of taking forever to ship

1:49:00

and then sending out defective goods. They don't

1:49:03

stand by their products. Check the Marscat Kickstarter.

1:49:06

They did and see how many people

1:49:08

were unhappy. My Marscat never worked and

1:49:10

Elephant Robotics refused to help until I

1:49:12

was publicly posting about them every day.

1:49:14

Then they sent me a new Marscat.

1:49:17

That also didn't work. One

1:49:19

of their techs told me they were working on

1:49:21

an update to fix it but they kept leading

1:49:23

me on for months with no update until they

1:49:25

finally just ghosted me and stopped responding completely. To

1:49:27

this day there has not been a new Marscat

1:49:29

update fixing the issue since I contacted them. This

1:49:32

is what you're signing up for if you back a metadog.

1:49:38

I was fucking all

1:49:41

good these motherfuckers. I'm

1:49:44

looking through the comments

1:49:46

on the Marscat and

1:49:48

Yumei. Yumei. Yume.

1:49:50

He's in the motherfucker. Oh

1:49:52

really? Talking about my Marscat never worked

1:49:54

from day one. Everybody

1:49:58

seems to be very upset about it. this and

1:50:01

they brought it back well maybe that's why they don't get the

1:50:03

project we love on this one huh yeah Wow

1:50:06

that's a bummer I received my cat

1:50:08

with a cracked charging stand and was

1:50:10

missing the US prongs I

1:50:12

mean it's just amateur hour over here the

1:50:14

elephant robotics that

1:50:18

sucks you can't trust elephant robotics to make you a

1:50:20

decent Mars cat I don't know what you can do

1:50:22

anymore in this goddamn mixed

1:50:24

up world well

1:50:29

that was that was the metadata that was the