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Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.

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Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still

1:01

doing these. Sucks control. Yeah,

1:03

Mike and JF haven't given this up.

1:06

Yeah, that's right. We're still doing your Kickstarter

1:08

sucks. Hey, boys. I'm

1:12

listening to this week's episode and

1:14

for the third time, I'm about halfway

1:17

through the six-pack, and for the third time,

1:20

JF has brought up the

1:22

number 22 million. There

1:25

was something about 22 million in the embezzlement.

1:27

There was something else that was 22 million,

1:29

and then he's talking about 22 million 19-year-olds

1:33

on some

1:35

weird anonymous jerk-off website.

1:38

So I was just wondering if you could please

1:41

come up with a new number

1:44

to use because

1:46

it's getting a little old. It's 22

1:48

million business. So new

1:51

number, please. Happy birthday,

1:53

by the way. But yeah, get a better

1:56

number. Hey

2:01

everybody, welcome to YKSA. It's a week late, but

2:03

thank you for the birthday wishes. As you know,

2:05

I did recently just turn 22 million

2:08

years old. Come on. Hey, come

2:10

on. I

2:13

ain't that old yet, although my back tells

2:15

a different story. You

2:18

ought to see me getting

2:20

out of the bed in

2:22

the morning. I look like

2:24

a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Fucking Nosferatu

2:26

crawling down the hallway. That's

2:29

just Dad. That's just Pops.

2:34

That's right. That's my kids when they see me skulking

2:37

down the... They're up before you are for

2:39

some reason. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, they

2:41

are. Hey, does

2:43

anyone know why school children

2:45

would be awake before a

2:48

professional podcaster? Anyone got a

2:50

line on why that might

2:52

make sense? Oh

2:54

boy. These lives we lead, Mike. These

2:56

lives we lead. A lot of

2:59

times it'll be somebody would say like a number,

3:01

like on the D&D. We just did a block

3:03

party. Dungeons and Dragons.

3:07

And people say Dungeons and Dragons for

3:09

nerds and not that interesting

3:11

and it's boring and a waste of

3:13

time. But you know what? I

3:15

had fun. Yes.

3:20

I had fun. I hope it is my

3:22

sincere hope that anyone who cares anything about

3:24

Dungeons and Dragons is getting a small... just

3:26

anything out of this. I really... I don't

3:28

know what it could be. Yeah. Is it

3:30

fun for people who know Dungeons and Dragons

3:32

stuff to hear people who don't know Dungeons

3:34

and Dragons stuff do Dungeons and Dragons stuff?

3:37

Is that fun? I don't know. I hope so.

3:39

I think it is. I don't know anything about Dungeons

3:41

and Dragons and I enjoy it. Yeah, Dan,

3:43

I think you're actually the opposite side of the

3:45

coin. You are the person who also doesn't know

3:47

anything about it and would fare just as well

3:49

as we are fairing in it. But

3:52

yeah, I do wonder if it is sort of like... is

3:56

their equivalent of, oh, is there a

3:58

sports ball happening? Are we doing

4:00

the equivalent where we go like, oh, do I roll a d12 or a d20?

4:04

I don't remember and is that like, you

4:06

know, like that's really funny for the millionth

4:08

time, right? You're on the d20 But

4:11

a new joke what they really don't

4:13

understand is I'm legitimately asking is the

4:15

sports ball happening Like I don't know

4:17

what I'm supposed to I truly don't

4:19

know what because sometimes I feel like

4:21

our Are what do

4:24

you call the you call the game master? Is that what you

4:26

call them? It's the game

4:28

master the GM. Yes. Okay our own

4:30

game master Anthony Josh

4:32

Bergell, I feel like he will at times

4:34

say yes do you yes you do

4:36

and this is not a reflection on him This

4:38

is my poor understanding. I think sometimes he'll be

4:40

like, yeah You roll a d20 for this and

4:43

then sometimes he'll say well You roll a d12

4:45

plus you add the three that you have in

4:47

your charisma and then sometimes he'll roll the dice

4:49

You shouldn't I'm kicking it off as he goes

4:51

along. I think I'm sitting here going like what?

4:54

I don't know. I just I don't know I

4:57

want to sit there as a you know The the

4:59

the sport the sports guy in me wants to sit there

5:01

like a knot on a log and cross my arms and

5:03

say I'm not participating you until you tell me what the

5:06

score is Lot

5:08

of fun to play with you. But but

5:10

then Mike within but then Mike the

5:12

improviser in me jumps out and says

5:20

Now a lot of times when we play these Something

5:23

and somebody or we'll be talking about a

5:25

kickstart or something the number 14 will

5:28

come out I'm gonna be like well shouldn't have said that

5:30

number right? Fucking 14

5:32

words or a Pick

5:36

some other number even if it happens by

5:38

accident, which it does a lot of times Yeah,

5:41

I would well I would if I were

5:43

you I would say it's happening back Not

5:47

just that moment of realization after you

5:49

say like 14 words like up I

5:52

know You gotta believe

5:54

me. It sucks how many number yeah, although

5:56

I feel like six six six is coming back around

5:58

to being okay Like, you know, growing

6:00

up so religious and in the South and stuff like

6:03

that, 666 was also in the

6:05

block of numbers that it's like, don't accidentally do

6:07

that one, for crying out loud. But

6:09

now I think there's like a, there's like a satanic

6:11

temple setting up in the Senate House or whatever is

6:13

going on. Have you seen that? I

6:16

have not seen this. What is this? In the

6:18

Tennessee? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, over

6:21

here. Yeah, there's, there's some kind of, some,

6:23

some Christian guy went in there and like flung it

6:25

around, which I guess, honestly, from his point of view,

6:27

if you thought that was the devil, it's like, well, I guess that

6:30

kind of, yeah, I don't

6:32

make sense to me. They,

6:36

they do this, they did this in like, um, I

6:38

want to say like Oklahoma, Kansas,

6:40

something like that, where they had

6:42

this big statue of the fucking

6:46

goat headed guy or whatever the

6:48

fuck. And uh, yeah,

6:52

I don't know more power to you. I

6:54

guess. So silly. Right.

6:56

Well, this is what it is. A

6:58

congressional candidate from Mississippi has been charged

7:00

with allegedly vandalizing the satanic temple of

7:02

Iowa statue depicting the pagan idol Baphomet

7:04

at the Iowa state Capitol. Michael

7:07

Cassidy, 35 of Lauderdale, Mississippi was

7:09

charged with fourth degree criminal mischief

7:11

on Thursday. According to the Iowa Department

7:13

of Public Safety, the charge could carry one year in prison

7:15

in a $2,560 fine. I

7:19

want to, I want to talk to the guy who came up

7:21

with the amount of money you got to pay for a fine.

7:23

Let me do this. Yeah,

7:25

2560. How about 12 cents? And

7:28

then a couple of dust mites out of my right pocket

7:30

too while you're at it. Who

7:33

came up with this? What egg head? Should have been

7:35

22 million, right? Right. The

7:37

amount he's charged with. The

7:41

installation permitted under state rules governing religious

7:43

displays in the building has been debated

7:45

and criticized by Iowa and national politicians.

7:48

Oh, and then Ron DeSantis put his little curly boots

7:50

in the ring to talk about all the, uh, interesting.

7:55

Um, it is, it, though it is offensive, it

7:57

is a protected form of free

7:59

space. So I guess I don't oh,

8:02

oh this is good. Hey look an actual Kickstarter

8:04

angle on this This is

8:06

so much fun when there's a there's an

8:08

actual angle on this that's relevant other than

8:10

us just talking about stupid shit. God damn

8:14

crowdfunding campaign for man charged in

8:16

vandalism reportedly raises $20,000

8:20

that includes 10 grand from turning point

8:23

USA so unlike conservatives to inflate a

8:25

number with like corporate money but This

8:29

is on give send go which

8:31

we've talked about on here before

8:33

the conservative. Yeah What

8:35

is the conservative everything? It's so funny

8:39

Like it hacked I believe a

8:41

friend of mine. I wouldn't say that This

8:49

is not on the trending campaign page so here

8:51

it is right here. It's on the it's on

8:53

the little crawler right here It is now Up

8:57

to as as of record time here, which when

8:59

you hear this it'll probably be even more. This

9:01

is $37,500

9:03

and forty six dollars as we're recording right

9:06

now And as you might imagine

9:08

the the comments going along with the donations

9:10

are mm-hmm. I totally support you Yeah,

9:12

I just thank you for your what you

9:15

did Bible verses as

9:17

well death to evil evil Very

9:22

cool. Oh Man

9:25

grown-ass adults patting

9:27

themselves on the back for Destroying

9:30

some other grown adults make believe

9:32

fucking I mean You

9:35

guys I mean honestly this let's Can

9:38

we learn welding or something or

9:40

like elect? Yeah, like Let's

9:43

do something you know HVAC something

9:47

it's just Just

9:49

knock it off is is there an angle and

9:51

this is this is my ignorance Is there an

9:53

angle on the satanic temple guys where it's like

9:56

yeah, we're really annoying, but

9:59

we're doing this to

10:01

like prove a point yeah you're

10:03

still annoying dude it's not you're

10:05

not forgiving okay it does yeah

10:07

I get what you're doing

10:09

it's friends do it sucks because

10:12

there was stuff where people would go in and

10:14

they throw a bunch of paint on the famous

10:16

paintings and they'd say don't forget about global warming

10:19

mm-hmm and you know people are like

10:21

well don't mess up the famous paintings that are so

10:23

good and other people go well like well now you're

10:25

listening about global warming and that's the whole thing okay

10:27

you're proving their point and I guess

10:29

you got to give them that I guess I am

10:31

talking about it and also the paintings are fine too

10:33

or whatever but is there like a is there an

10:35

angle on that with the satanic temple where that's like

10:38

yeah we're kind of you know we're kind

10:40

of annoying guys but at the end of

10:42

the day all this attention we

10:44

was able to get a kid a bicycle or

10:46

something is there anything good happen or no no

10:48

not at all there's the same as the pasta

10:50

far in guys who okay think

10:52

they are proving a point by taking

10:55

their driver's license photo with a colander on their

10:58

head or something like that so I mean what

11:00

like look dude say

11:03

it all the time got like so many

11:05

years on this earth all right yeah

11:08

you're wasting it doing this stuff it's

11:10

very darkly funny like you're you're like

11:13

running scurrying around like a fucking little ant

11:15

doing all this shit yeah

11:18

when you should be preparing to meet your

11:20

Lord well and

11:22

and destroying false idols as well I would

11:24

say I I recently had a chance

11:26

to go into the you know

11:29

everybody's got that that city building you

11:31

got to go to sometimes mm-hmm you

11:33

got to go in there and you have to

11:35

you have to do something that costs like 22

11:37

million dollars you got to go in there and

11:40

you feel like why does this cost money you're

11:42

just handing a piece of paper with my signature

11:44

on it or whatever yeah yeah yeah just that

11:46

classic like I mean you talk about you talk

11:48

about something cosmically very funny everything that happens in

11:50

those little downtown buildings you have to go to

11:52

where you exchange a piece of paper with your

11:54

name on it they hand you back a small

11:56

piece of paper with your name on it and

11:58

there's some plastic on it too resolution

14:00

class or something like that. They need to take

14:02

a contract law class so they know how to

14:04

write a deal with the guy who is doing

14:07

a franchise of their company. They need to take

14:09

several seats. That's what they need to take. And they

14:11

need to listen. They do. That's

14:14

the number one rule you have to know about America.

14:16

The other rule you have to know is

14:19

when you get a piece of paper the person who

14:21

hands it to you is gonna say, now here's what

14:23

you do, you take that down the hall and to

14:25

the right. You take it down the hall

14:28

and to the right. Why do I have to do that?

14:30

Why am I

14:32

running around like a little rat in here?

14:34

How about this? Why don't you put all

14:36

of the places I need to go into

14:38

the same room and then I can just

14:41

stay in the room and I don't have

14:43

to go down the hall. What, you guys

14:45

don't get along? What is the

14:48

issue? I don't understand it. You have to take

14:50

this to my twin brother down the hall. I

14:52

do not speak with him. We

14:55

are not on good terms. It feels

14:57

like you're in fucking labyrinth anytime yet. Now

15:01

I'm the city clerk that always lies. What the fuck?

15:03

Why are you talking to me like this? It's

15:08

fucking obnoxious. Anyways, I go

15:10

in this building. It's all

15:12

decked out for Christmas. Right?

15:14

They got the Christmas tree.

15:17

I legitimately said that exact same thing.

15:19

I opened my mouth and said that

15:21

same thing out loud because the Christmas

15:24

tree that was in there was enormous.

15:26

It was huge. And

15:28

I didn't care. I don't care. I don't care what's in

15:30

there. I don't care if it's a little present. I

15:33

don't care if there's a big cross and I don't give a fuck.

15:35

I'm there to turn in a piece of paper and go home. It

15:37

doesn't make any difference to me. So getting

15:39

my ass in gear and bringing my

15:41

little go-head statue over there so I

15:43

can say, I'm

15:46

allowed to put this in here. You are

15:48

from another planet. You guys

15:50

did it. So why can't I? That's

15:52

your whole fucking... Dude,

15:55

you gotta go outside. That's

15:58

not to defend the... I caught it

16:00

conservative who came in and knocked it over because he

16:02

freaked out that there are other people on the planet

16:04

other than him, you know what I mean? You're

16:08

all freaky weirdos, is your problem? That's pretty

16:10

much what it comes down to. You guys

16:12

are all so weird. You

16:16

guys are so weird. Let's

16:19

just turn our papers in and move on

16:21

with our lives, if we can, you know?

16:24

I don't know. Man, what a country. Just

16:26

shooting yourself in the foot by doing the

16:29

guns thing and the

16:31

religion thing. Mm,

16:33

so good. Just making complications

16:36

for yourself for like

16:39

hundreds of years to come. God, that's so

16:41

funny. Let's see if we can get as many...

16:43

Just be a big motherfucker. As many,

16:45

yeah, stupid, intolerant, well-armed

16:48

psychos in the same place as we

16:50

can, and then we

16:52

take all their rights away and see how

16:54

they like it. Yeah. That's

16:59

the way it's going, Mike. That's the way

17:01

it's going these days, but I don't know,

17:03

hell. It's the holiday season, after all. We

17:05

shouldn't end the year on such a negative

17:07

note. We should have a positive energy, right,

17:10

to move into the new year, don't you think? Yeah,

17:12

but before we do that, maybe we should take one

17:14

last look back at

17:17

an old Kickstarter. Wow,

17:20

yeah, it's an up-and-up game on an off-week starter. I'll

17:23

steal the update on the old Kickstarter. Well,

17:25

if you hit it or not, I was waiting for it. Yeah, I

17:27

hit it. Gotta

17:30

fix some hard drives. In 2024,

17:32

getting some new hard drives on

17:35

the team here. Yeah, and if it

17:37

doesn't work, then... I

17:40

don't know. Maybe we'll just live with it.

17:44

That's the kind of attitude I'm trying to have. Well, we tried, so...

17:47

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, what

17:50

are you gonna do? Start

17:53

worshiping Satan over it? I don't think so. The

17:56

update on the old Kickstarter, Mike, this is a classic, one

17:58

for episode 200. With

20:00

the push of a button you can back

20:02

up with confidence in any weather Introducing

20:06

the clean it is weird.

20:08

They use clean it the the use case

20:10

was it's wet. So let's get it wetter

20:12

That's kind of weird, right? That's

20:15

strange So you show a backup

20:17

a view of the backup camera

20:19

and the fucking whole shit is

20:21

wet the whole earth Just

20:23

parking lot and shit is wet. Yeah, I'm like,

20:25

well just squirt some fucking water on Was

20:28

that license please say? Well,

20:31

I will clean it. What's my Doberman home is

20:33

where the cat is. Oh, you can

20:35

relate to that one funny Yeah, you know

20:38

what? This is this actually is a better

20:40

construction than I remembered It's the whole license

20:42

plate itself that houses it So it's like

20:45

it's not like you have to drill a hole

20:47

in your trunk or something It's just like the

20:49

license plate has like this little tank installation is

20:51

quick and easy. Yeah That's

20:53

kind of clever, right? Then

20:56

the license plate mount directly to yeah where

20:58

the license plate goes into it Well,

21:03

nobody cares and I mean he's gonna steal that See

21:06

realize it's $38. We steal it my

21:08

fucking clean it These guys are

21:10

sliding under cars with sawzalls and

21:13

taking the catalytic converters or not

21:18

Don't think they're worried about your little suitcase lock on

21:20

the fucking license plate They don't even know what it

21:22

is. You don't have to by the way Your license

21:24

plate doesn't have to say clean it on the back.

21:26

You just put your normal license plate So they don't

21:28

really know boss. I see you one of these they

21:30

clean them. They clean the backup cameras Can

21:33

you get it off? Oh I

21:36

don't think though. Look it's got the little luggage lock

21:38

out here. I don't have the right Allen key Come

21:42

on But still

21:44

a decently clever design I will say and

21:46

they're putting like rain X in there too

21:48

So it does decrease how to explode a

21:50

battery now. What is that there?

21:53

I don't like one two, three, four,

21:55

five six seven eight batteries this motherfucker

21:57

takes Wow Those

21:59

are energizers too.

22:01

That's too many batteries bro. That's

22:04

probably too many batteries and that's not even we

22:06

don't even know if there's like a second layer

22:08

of batteries. Yeah, just a second row or something

22:10

behind it. I mean a little

22:13

battery hungry so I don't know. Oh

22:15

it says it's a... Here it is.

22:18

And even that stuff is dirt salt.

22:20

Bury. Every time. Ah

22:23

there's dirt on here. Batteries and winter

22:25

grade washer fluid winter grade. Clean it

22:27

and operate in temperatures as low as

22:29

30 degrees below zero. Alright. You

22:32

also have the option to skip the double A's

22:34

and hardwire the clean it directly to your vehicle.

22:36

I will not be doing that. It's designed

22:39

for backup cameras located just above the license

22:41

plate. The nozzle can be positioned on the

22:43

left or the right side. Whichever

22:46

is closer to your camera. I

22:48

don't know. I think they attacked it

22:50

cleverly. I just think ultimately it's a

22:52

stupid idea. Is it the worst

22:55

product in the world to have ever

22:57

existed? Maybe. Sure. But

23:00

yeah with a bullet. Are there other

23:02

worst ones out there? Probably. Mm-hmm

23:04

and that remains to be seen. That's what this show

23:06

is all about. Searching for a product that's even worse

23:08

than this one. Now

23:12

I will say when we talked about

23:15

it it had a dollar. Okay. The

23:18

first comment on the page was from the

23:20

creator Carmen. He says

23:22

this project page was inadvertently launched. We

23:24

will formally launch this project in December

23:26

as planned. We apologize for any inconvenience.

23:29

Thank you. Okay. They they flubbed the launch a

23:31

little bit. Not a big deal.

23:35

Yeah. So I went on here to see. Well I

23:37

was curious because I didn't remember it coming back up

23:39

so I assumed they did not relaunch it. But

23:42

they did. They actually did relaunch it

23:45

and it too

23:47

was canceled. Wow. They're so close to the goal to.

23:49

Look at that. 10,000 $377

23:52

of the $15,000 goal. Yes. They ran out of time

23:54

I guess. Well now here's what happens.

23:56

You check the comments

24:00

and this is what I'm saying. I think the people

24:02

who did this are actually smart. I don't know if

24:04

I've ever said that about anybody on this show. Like

24:07

they created a, okay, they did

24:10

not necessarily detect a problem in

24:12

the marketplace. Okay, that's fine. I'm

24:15

guilty of that as well. I can't think of something someone

24:17

would need. Except for like $22 million maybe. But

24:20

other than that, I can't really think of something anybody would need. Yeah.

24:23

That's okay. But they designed a product

24:25

that looks like it would work. It's

24:27

not horrifically ugly. Seems to be pretty

24:29

functional. They go through the Kickstarter

24:31

campaign. They get pretty close to their funding.

24:34

And then they cancel it because this is

24:36

what they say. Regretfully, we have

24:39

made the decision to cancel the CleanIt

24:41

project. Kickstarter is a fantastic platform to

24:43

launch new products. And in the process,

24:45

evaluate market demand for a new product

24:47

before making heavy adjustments in manufacturing and

24:49

inventory. True enough. Although we had interest

24:51

from several thousand potential backers by day one of

24:53

our campaign, and we continue to

24:55

aggressively advertise the CleanIt after our campaign

24:58

launch, we have fallen short of meeting our

25:00

funding goal. Successful campaigns often meet

25:02

their funding goals within the first 48

25:04

hours of a Kickstarter campaign. In

25:06

addition, the market demand has not increased in

25:08

response to our advertising efforts, which represents a

25:10

concern for future sales of the CleanIt. We'd

25:13

like to thank all of our backers who supported

25:15

this campaign, and we hope that you will understand

25:17

our difficult decision. Thank you and safe driving. So

25:19

they said this is not trending to be

25:21

a runaway hit. So let's just shut it down

25:24

before we waste all our time. Wow.

25:28

That's pretty smart, right? Respect

25:31

to Carmen D'Nofrio. I

25:34

think that Carmen D'Nofrio will

25:36

be back. I don't think, we have

25:38

not heard the last from Carmen D'Nofrio.

25:43

I think this is a good way to, that right

25:45

there is like, that's why

25:47

you have Kickstarter. That's what Kickstarter's all about.

25:50

Yeah, yeah. You gotta see, hey, if

25:52

the word gets out there, people start seeing

25:54

this thing. Is this gonna

25:56

pick up and take, am I gonna be able to retire off of

25:58

the CleanIt? It sounds like no. I guess I'll

26:00

just go back to my daily stiff job. Of

26:05

putting down puppies at the pound. Somebody's

26:10

got to do it. I

26:14

just actually recently put up a satanic statue at

26:16

the pound and it's really taking

26:20

everybody off, but I'm allowed to do it at the

26:23

public buildings. So, um,

26:25

respect to the cleanup people, I'm sorry, it didn't

26:27

work out. It was, I mean, it was going

26:29

to be over a hundred dollars for the cleanup.

26:31

I mean, that's a significant, too much. Yeah. That's

26:33

a chunk of change. Little spit,

26:36

little spit does the job. Yeah.

26:38

Um, at any

26:40

rate, uh, we got six more kickstarters to

26:42

talk about here at almost the last episode

26:45

of YKS of the year. Can you believe

26:47

that? We're actually releasing one on Christmas. How

26:49

stupid is that? Why on earth? Why

26:51

would we release a show? Why would

26:54

we release an episode on Christmas? You know

26:56

how stupid that is? It's not really stupid.

27:02

It's fine to do. I mean,

27:04

working on Christmas, we

27:08

don't release the episodes the day

27:10

we record them. We, we

27:13

don't, I mean,

27:15

sometimes we do. All right.

27:20

What can we bag with more YKS right after this? Okay.

27:36

Time for the six pack. Mike, if I'm, if I'm

27:38

not mistaken, this will

27:40

be the, this is the second to last six

27:42

pack of 2023. Does that sound right? I

27:46

honestly have no fucking idea.

27:49

Okay. I was

27:51

actually, you're asking the wrong motherfucker.

27:54

I was just snarling until I could go look it up

27:56

and it is. Yeah. So

27:58

I hope you enjoy. 12

28:01

12 more I mean the 12 days of Christmas

28:03

Mike I heard it yeah the

28:05

12 remaining kickstarters for the year of 2023

28:07

now that's a whole different thing on the

28:11

first day of kickmas yeah I should

28:14

do that I think they already did

28:16

that once no no no no no

28:18

we definitely didn't and don't write in and say we did

28:21

let me start this little motherfucker off

28:23

here Jeff I got the DX bus

28:26

screen the portable dual screen

28:28

laptop with keyboard how

28:32

are we pronouncing that this is

28:34

the Dix screen DX

28:37

screen sucks affordable yeah yeah I

28:39

think it is this one looks

28:43

this looks I'm gonna drop this like

28:45

it's hot this looks like the latest

28:47

bit of kit I simply must get

28:49

my paws on these stupid okay yeah

28:51

it is yeah it's really bad this is a project

28:54

out of Hong Kong where they are

28:56

doing all kinds of electronics that honestly

28:58

maybe you didn't even ask for including this

29:00

one which is it is a laptop

29:02

in the traditional laptop form factor the

29:05

clamshell style where you've got a

29:07

screen up in front of you know

29:10

that makes sense doesn't it a screen to look at sure so

29:12

far so good what could possibly go wrong from here well on

29:14

the keyboard side oh my god you've got another screen what

29:20

we got a keyboard on the keyboard down

29:22

there is a screen down here what they've

29:24

replaced it with another screen oh god oh

29:27

my god they did this is this

29:31

is really funny man one of the one

29:33

of the things that they say here is

29:35

using multiple displays can lead to a potential

29:37

productivity boost of up to 55% that's

29:39

in the infographic that they have here but

29:41

they replace the keyboard with another screen and

29:44

they're like you're gonna be more productive yeah

29:46

anybody anybody's ever used an

29:48

iPad keyboard can

29:51

attest it doesn't make you more

29:53

productive and it it

29:55

says it also promotes a more ergonomic

29:57

alignment I would argue the exact opposite

30:00

in there. It doesn't

30:02

feel good. Its weight regular

30:06

laptop and doesn't entail

30:08

the hassle of multiple screens yet it

30:11

facilitates the use of multiple screens simultaneously.

30:13

What do you mean it doesn't

30:16

entail the hassle of multiple screens?

30:18

Yes, it does. In fact, it

30:20

introduces more hassle than even having

30:23

multiple screens. It says

30:25

others here so if you so if you they're

30:27

supposing an environment in which you have a laptop

30:29

hooked up to two screen.

30:32

I mean this one they're just showing a laptop

30:34

hooked up to one ultra wide right? Yes.

30:38

Not ergonomically designed. I mean I don't know why you would

30:40

say that you have a keyboard you have a screen in

30:43

front of you that's just using a computer. Okay.

30:45

Doesn't create a curved surface. That's

30:48

because you've chosen a non-curved monitor

30:50

to plug it into. Yeah. Large

30:52

gap between monitors. I would say

30:54

it's not an issue. Yeah. You

30:56

know, you know, silly. Takes

30:58

up a lot of space. You

31:01

decide how much space it takes up by

31:03

when you buy the monitor. What are

31:05

we talking about? You

31:08

can use the Duxu

31:10

screen sitting or standing.

31:12

I mean

31:15

you're really... Alright, let's just watch the video. Alright,

31:29

you got some people doing some classic laptop

31:31

work here and

31:34

I'm not seeing an actual image

31:36

of the product. They're

31:40

playing Tetris. Yeah, they're showing like somebody

31:43

playing games in this thing. Whoa.

31:47

Okay. My crypto chart this

31:50

is the first time I feel like

31:52

I'm seeing something that they're actually doing on the

31:54

dual screen here in a 30 seconds of the

31:56

video so far. So up here you have a

31:59

typical Windows screen you

32:01

got the toolbar white mode here windows eleven

32:03

looks like we got the taskbar center to

32:05

the middle screen which i don't prefer i

32:07

prefer to left hand slightly you know you

32:10

can change that right now are you. Then

32:14

on the bottom screen where you would normally expect

32:16

to keyboard you. It's just

32:18

a second touch monitor and it looks like they're

32:20

in like what word press or something i don't

32:23

know what's the current kind of yeah. I'm

32:26

gonna see a mess software maybe where they've got

32:28

like a text box

32:30

but then like they're scrolling with their fingers instead

32:33

of. Any

32:35

real kind of a foot bro this

32:37

sucks. Sucks

32:39

really bad. Oh

32:42

yeah here you go oh you know what you know what windows

32:44

is really good at touch interface that's

32:46

what those little tiny icons are

32:48

so good at yeah and what

32:51

you really want to touch screen

32:53

for is excel it really hard

32:55

pardon the pun but excels at.

32:59

It's really it's so easy

33:02

to use Google sheets and stuff just click

33:04

on those individual cells and stuff with your

33:06

finger that's insane man. Oh

33:11

you're not coding on it okay you're not coding

33:13

on the phone and touch

33:16

screen. That's

33:19

a total joke. Why

33:24

do you have an external mouse plugged in. At

33:28

this point it's just you know a dual monitor

33:30

setup here. Yeah everyone of

33:33

them is like on the floor like there's no

33:35

no. Oh

33:38

yeah now I'm I'm going sketch

33:41

up or whatever you're doing here. Man

33:44

doesn't it look like paint is that what I

33:46

think it is paint yeah I think that is

33:48

the paint so using MS

33:50

paint with with a

33:53

stylus on the keyboard monitor it's

33:55

talented as fuck to be able

33:57

to draw like a architectural rendering

33:59

and. I'm drawing in paint.

34:01

Yeah, it looks real and real

34:03

useful on top of that And

34:05

then of course that gets mirrored up to the top

34:08

screen because you know why not look at it twice

34:10

Yeah, what you want to have them on both screens

34:12

at the same time. Yeah, that's really cool What

34:15

what a useless price an amazing amount of

34:17

money would have to go into this project

34:22

For absolutely no reason and

34:24

I'll tell you what it raised eighty

34:27

thousand five hundred and seventy one dollars

34:29

of a five thousand dollar goal from

34:31

a hundred and five backers who each

34:33

pledged at the very

34:35

least $700

34:37

a piece To

34:41

get one of these things or to say

34:43

that they might get one well too bad

34:45

Kickstarter suspended the campaign

34:49

and why I know well Let's

34:52

see they They'd have

34:54

some explanation here We feel

34:57

so regret to inform you that our campaign

34:59

has been suspended by Kickstarter on December 14th

35:01

when a project is suspended Funding

35:03

for the project stops all pledges are canceled and backers

35:05

are not charged You can check the status of a

35:08

pledge in your backed projects page

35:10

The suspend reason that Kickstarter gave us was

35:12

quote a party related to the creator is

35:15

posing as an independent supportive party in project

35:18

comments or elsewhere So

35:21

they are astroturfing support for

35:24

this campaign Which

35:26

is seems so unlike a project

35:28

like this to do that kind

35:30

of thing. Is that that's that's

35:32

illegal Like

35:36

they do that all the time Yeah,

35:38

I've I've genuinely never heard of Kickstarter

35:41

ever doing anything about that specific problem

35:43

So mysterious the moderation to I would

35:45

like to y'all like to see like

35:47

to see some insight on what campaigns

35:51

Are Removed. Yeah That

35:55

would be nice. We need to get API access to

35:58

Kickstarter That's

36:01

what we need. Yeah, I think, you

36:03

know, look, we do have sort

36:05

of an adversarial relationship

36:07

with the brand, but I

36:10

do wonder, hey, could we get a

36:12

Kickstarter safety team member on the show

36:14

just to say, hey, what?

36:17

Are you real? Do you exist or? Or

36:21

even if there's anyone out there that feels like

36:23

pen testing can Kickstarter's network or anything like that to

36:25

see if there's anything you can. No.

36:30

You're not allowed to do that. The information you can

36:32

glean to help the show. I expressly

36:35

forbid that. You

36:38

want to be one of DB's dogs? Yeah.

36:41

You know where DB's dogs end up in

36:43

the pound? All

36:47

right, pal. I haven't

36:49

like four times, dude. Don't be

36:51

screwing around. I haven't like 22 million times, dude. At

36:57

any rate, these guys seem to be boned. I

36:59

don't know if they got a website going or whatever, but clearly

37:02

I don't see anything in these comments that, because

37:04

all these comments are just apologies, right? So it's

37:06

like, I don't even. I

37:10

don't know where else it would be. You know,

37:12

who could say it? I mean, this stuff like

37:14

this is plastered all over the internet.

37:17

Like all of those weird little websites that you

37:19

would only accidentally go to have all this crap

37:21

on there, like Thunder Hub

37:23

and Next Gen Tech or whatever the

37:25

crap, like all of that shit is

37:27

just, it's, it's, it's first backer trend

37:29

hunter. It's yeah,

37:32

it's full of this crap. So I'm sure they're on

37:34

there somewhere going like, wow, check this out. And

37:37

it's just them or whatever. I don't know. Or

37:39

you know what? Or maybe they're totally innocent. Who

37:41

knows who could say? But at any rate, it's our

37:43

job to find out which one. I

37:46

think probably Kickstarter made up a

37:48

reason to not take a cut

37:50

of this 80 grand.

37:53

Yeah I think they thought they were, I think

37:55

they thought this, this is, this goes too far

37:57

for us to cash in on. of

38:00

the project creator? I mean no kidding. I

38:03

could not care less what you put on there. Well

38:05

that's a shame. Canceled.

38:09

Oh well. I have one now Mike

38:11

if that's okay. Okay. This

38:13

one's giving stocking stuffer. Here we are. I mean by the

38:15

time you hear this it's gonna

38:18

be too late to stuff a stocking with

38:20

this gift. Although it does have the project

38:22

we love designation. Which is like

38:24

you know what now I'm thinking about it.

38:26

Why would you ever take the risk of

38:28

putting project we love on one of these

38:30

pages. Doesn't that sort of remove the whole

38:33

like we don't endorse any like

38:35

do you really get that to say

38:37

that anymore? Probably do their due diligence

38:39

and project that it

38:42

will be successful. Yeah I'm

38:45

sure they put a lot of effort into that. This

38:48

is the grip flip your space

38:50

saving kitchen maestro flip easily on

38:53

the pan bid farewell the cabinet

38:55

clutter and reach safer this

38:57

is a damnation for a cook. This is an invention

38:59

the dad from Gremlins would

39:01

make. Yes exactly

39:04

right. Wow speaking of it's almost time to watch

39:06

Gremlins again this year. This year. Isn't

39:09

that exciting? Well it's the past

39:11

time to watch Gremlins. If you're watching Gremlins in

39:13

January. What? What are you doing?

39:16

This comes out three days from now

39:18

you dope. Might as well be a

39:20

million years. Okay. This

39:23

is a goddamn spatula

39:27

on a pair of fucking what's that

39:30

called? Clampers. Yeah.

39:34

They did the goddamn thing you

39:36

do when you're like five years old helping out

39:38

in the kitchen. Yes. Your spatulas

39:41

together. They absolutely did and

39:43

they did it in that in that classic

39:45

way of like I think I'll make something

39:48

modular but without really any insight into what

39:50

makes something modular good. You know what I

39:52

mean like this? Yeah. Well it's

39:54

just a okay well here it is you've got the

39:56

bass tongs and you've got all these little attachments. Let's

39:58

play the video. I'm

40:01

like a big camping fan. I

40:07

don't have to bring like a bunch of different tools. I try

40:09

to remove like I don't have to bring like

40:11

I don't have to talk. How

40:13

about how about this? If you want to

40:15

go after somebody for impersonating an actually interested

40:18

customer, why don't you go after this

40:20

video right here? Yep. Yep.

40:23

Wow. This one device could

40:25

replace almost everything in my kitchen. I

40:28

think I see myself using this every day. I

40:32

think that's a fucking real guy saying

40:34

that. That's

40:36

so bonkers man. God.

40:40

One utensil for every job. Okay.

40:46

I wanted to call this out as an

40:48

example of garbage I really hate. So this is now

40:50

first of all we got the crappy music but we've

40:53

also got this and I'm going to turn this volume

40:55

down because I really want to zoom in on this

40:57

here. So as you said Mike, the

40:59

base of this thing is like a tong and then

41:01

you slide in a spatula, a

41:04

spoon, a slightly bigger spoon. Now

41:07

we're back to spatula. Whatever all kind of kitchen attachments

41:09

you can imagine. And

41:12

what they do here is they say bye

41:14

bye clutter and they show you a drawer.

41:16

Now here's what's in the drawer that they

41:18

say is so cluttered and I

41:20

probably have six drawers that look worse than

41:23

this cluttered drawer but that's

41:25

okay. We've got

41:27

I'm seeing two wooden spoons. I'm

41:30

seeing a what's this green handle

41:32

thing here? Is that like maybe

41:34

a like a masher of some

41:36

kind? Looks

41:38

like a potato peeler maybe. Could

41:41

be yeah. We've got a

41:43

rubber spatula here. We've got

41:45

a whisk. We've

41:48

got a wow I don't know. Oh this is

41:50

the potato. This is another potato peeler here. This

41:52

is one of the long and skinny ones. We've

41:55

got an old school metal can opener.

41:58

We've got another peeler. Okay, I'm

42:00

three peelers in here. We're really pushing it. We've

42:03

got two of these like metal like What

42:06

do you say like a sieve? Is that what you call these things like

42:08

a little mesh? Yeah,

42:11

the little mini colander type thing

42:13

and then yeah, yeah, yeah, like a

42:15

lemon press or something here. Yeah Let's

42:17

yes, we sir. Sitra squeezer. We've

42:19

got one two two

42:23

Spatulas, yeah three. Here's the

42:25

third fourth spatula. Here's

42:27

another peeler. Here's that yeah The zester is

42:29

there then you've got this corer here that

42:32

like looks like it takes out the core

42:34

of Fucking something. I

42:36

don't know a lot of shit here I've never seen then

42:38

you got one of these the hammers

42:40

that like makes the tenderizer thing Okay.

42:42

All right So all of these

42:45

things are going to go away and be

42:47

replaced by this one kitchen

42:49

device, which here it is Mm-hmm.

42:52

It's a set of fucking

42:55

spatula It's

42:58

tongs with two spoon attachments. You've replaced

43:00

legit It's one to one in fact

43:02

You've got more redundancy with this drawer

43:04

than you had with the other one

43:06

in which you had four peelers This

43:09

is told this is the same thing four times Now

43:14

this is this is different because it's all

43:16

clean and arranged. Oh cool I

43:19

wish those guys had thought to do that with the other

43:21

drawer How are you

43:23

gonna? I'm sorry. How are you peeling or tenderizing

43:25

anything with this taught this plastic tong set? Are

43:27

you able to do that with this? So

43:32

fucking soup, you know, I'm loud now now

43:34

y'all You give me

43:36

the six in one pitch. Oh, yeah, I'm

43:38

really you it's one in one at best

43:42

Yep It doesn't even

43:44

it you know, it doesn't even have it doesn't

43:46

even have the here's it here's the no-brainer for

43:48

what to include With this, you know the type

43:51

of spatula that's like a like specifically for flipping

43:53

fish and it's like flatter and wider So it

43:55

you don't break the fish when you flip it

43:57

over. Hey include that in this at least that

43:59

way would make sense you just have

44:01

two different spoon things yeah this

44:04

is nothing how about one that's specially for a little

44:06

cookies like do anything where it's

44:08

like I could actually just fucking

44:10

trash it's just fucking trash oh you can

44:13

not he's not gonna come down from this

44:15

for a couple days I hope

44:17

you guys know what you did to him oh wow

44:19

you can toss a salad with it that's cool I

44:21

wasn't able to do that before oh

44:24

stir and then you can lock it in place and said

44:26

it oh you can set it on the kitchen account nobody

44:28

ever thought to do that before choose

44:30

your insert you can choose from pretty

44:32

pretty bad spatula a or spatula B

44:37

so fucking annoying why would you need

44:39

tongs why would you need tongs to

44:41

hold a spoonful of olive oil oh

44:45

my god these are the people who create a bunch

44:47

of crap for the kitchen I didn't realize this crap

44:49

these guys are high on their own supply they

44:52

make their well oh my god

44:55

labs on this play my

44:57

crew backer view

44:59

product type unibacker

45:02

yeah you

45:07

know what they're doing these guys

45:09

have shuffled out

45:12

so much plastic into

45:15

the world that we've got the the

45:17

new drop grip flip wait did

45:20

they already do this wait what

45:22

is the new drop grip flip we're on grip flip

45:24

right now wait what is this this was

45:26

from what the fuck new

45:29

drop I think it's they're saying

45:31

this is our new drop grip flip and did

45:33

they run it back maybe is that what they

45:35

did no look is the same one

45:37

December 12th no it's not

45:40

they've edited this part this is

45:42

the unilid campaign this is the

45:44

moment I've never seen before okay

45:46

I get it now they've taken

45:49

an old campaign and changed the header

45:51

on it to reflect their newest campaign

45:54

that's smart but Kickstarter

45:56

had allowed had to allow them to do this part

45:58

here where it says the No, because

46:01

they just updated on December 12th by giving

46:03

a link to the new product. Wow. So

46:06

they went back and retitled their old campaigns

46:08

with an advertisement for the stuff that they're

46:10

now doing. These guys are good. They

46:15

got 15,000 people to buy the Unilid.

46:17

That's a one lid that fits everything,

46:19

it says. Then they

46:22

did the Kitchen Maestro. That

46:26

was almost 600K on the Unilid. Over

46:29

150K? The Grif flip. Well,

46:31

no, the Grif flip is what we're on now. You're getting

46:33

confused again. I'm getting confused again. I'm

46:35

looking on their website, you know what else they

46:37

made? They made a special kind. Now

46:40

you tell me if this makes sense. They made ultra

46:43

wide toilet paper for people with

46:45

wide butt cracks. Is

46:48

that even like something people want or need?

46:51

It says, yeah, I guess a

46:54

bunch of people medically are born with

46:57

ultra wide butt cracks and they have

46:59

to use regular width

47:01

toilet paper, JF, it says here. My

47:04

heart's breaking for these God damn people. I feel really

47:06

sad for those people who are dealing with that. They're

47:09

using twice as much. Does it even

47:11

say if they'll ship it anywhere in the US?

47:14

Does it even say that on there anywhere? Can you put a

47:16

zip code in just to see? Geez,

47:20

just use 37066, just in case. Their

47:26

biggest success so far was the, maybe this is the

47:28

one we covered or maybe it wasn't, the

47:31

little microwave cover that gets stowed away in

47:33

the top of the microwave, they raised I

47:36

think I remember this. Yeah.

47:39

I think I remember that. It

47:43

sticks through the top of the microwave and... Cool.

47:49

You know what? I have a little cover that doesn't stick

47:51

to the top of the microwave. You know where it sets

47:53

when it's not in use? Are you eating a cupcake right

47:55

now? I'm

47:58

eating a Fruit Loops. 1000

48:02

milligram HHC Delta 8. Jesus.

48:04

Can you wait to get incredibly

48:07

high until we're done with this? It

48:12

was an accident. I won't hit until the

48:14

episode's over anyway. He'll be fine. We

48:18

got a lot more kickstarters to do. I

48:20

need you at your best. I

48:23

need you to focus. We were talking about microwaves.

48:26

Okay! I

48:28

need you to perform. Anyway,

48:32

these guys two pillars have made a lot

48:34

of crap on here and made a lot

48:36

of money. Two pillars sounds like a night at your

48:38

house. I didn't have enough pillows over there when

48:41

I was over there. I had to add it. I guess

48:43

I had to adequate about those. You know what I didn't

48:45

like when I was standing just as you know? The rats

48:47

in the walls keep me up at night scratching. I don't

48:50

believe it was the rats or the bugs.

48:55

I honestly wish you would have said something then

48:57

and I could have attempted to remediate the problem.

49:00

But as it is, I did not realize that

49:02

the rats were bothering you. Normally they are quite

49:04

accommodating to guess. What

49:08

a nice man for putting me up, Jesse. What

49:10

a sweetheart. If you guys

49:13

are in the area and you need a place to stay,

49:15

hit him. I don't know if

49:17

everybody just because...and actually we're going to be

49:19

moving some stuff around here. People

49:22

wouldn't like it and now that you mentioned the

49:24

rats are getting kind of ornery, so

49:26

it probably wouldn't be a good fit. But yes,

49:28

I'm glad to...you my friend are welcome anytime. I

49:33

think we do need to...I

49:35

think it was beneficial

49:37

for our families to see us interacting because

49:39

I think they think that that doesn't happen.

49:42

So I think maybe just...maybe for their sake,

49:44

for our families' sake, so they feel more

49:46

comfortable. He does have friends. They're

49:48

saying that about both of us. Yeah,

49:54

maybe we should do that more often. The

49:58

grip flip is just the latest. I

50:01

don't know the latest variation on it the latest from

50:03

these guys from these Well

50:09

here we go look at this We've got we

50:11

do have a naysayer and a hater in

50:13

the comments Which I always love because here

50:15

comes the tea from Brett McKay

50:18

who says previous backer Do

50:20

you plan on making shipping more than

50:22

the items cost again and two pillars

50:24

respond? I Brett I hope you're

50:26

doing well I wanted to touch base regarding shipping

50:29

costs for our campaigns our aim is

50:31

to always keep shipping fees as reasonable as possible However,

50:33

they can vary based on different locations leading

50:35

to higher costs in some cases also. This is not a

50:37

cost We control they

50:40

go on to explain their shipping estimates, but he wasn't satisfied

50:42

and as of 34 minutes ago He

50:44

has posted you plan on transparency and

50:46

advise shipping costs up front unlike your

50:48

last project so Brett was Jesus Brett

50:52

was going to have an extra grind um

50:57

Darien is a little more positive in the

50:59

comment says it would be neat if the

51:01

handle also had the ability to separate into

51:03

two Distinct pieces to use as

51:06

individual single spatulas if needed and

51:08

reattach when tongs are needed Why

51:12

would that be cool? Why

51:16

do you think that would be cool? I'm

51:19

looking at the list of key servers here, and did you

51:21

do mine off of my list? Did

51:23

you do one off of did you do one off of

51:25

mine? Yeah, I

51:27

mean you went out you went out of order.

51:29

This is unprecedented. I accidentally did that

51:33

Well, I'm just gonna do one of yours you

51:35

better. Well you better fucking not I'm

51:39

gonna do you better not do it. I'm

51:41

you Do don't do

51:43

it. You know what in in

51:45

my defense. I I just had

51:47

a hallucinogenic Twix bar

51:49

that I just pull out of my desk

51:51

drawer, so I'll do it You know I

51:54

it's not really my whatever happens from here on out.

51:56

I can't help it I I

52:00

eat a candy bar that makes me see little green

52:02

guys running around. For

52:04

some reason I do that in the afternoon. For

52:07

some reason that sounds like a good time to me. Anyways,

52:12

you're right. I'm sorry. I did do the grip flip. This

52:15

was for you and I jumped the gun. But look at all the crazy,

52:17

look at all the crazy comments we got on here. We got a lot

52:19

of crazy stuff out of it. The magnificently

52:21

mighty comparison is misleading. The competitor's spatula is

52:23

you're holding parallel to the ground while yours

52:26

is at a 90 degree angle.

52:29

Interesting. Interesting. Let's

52:31

go back and see if we can. That

52:35

person's name is Tuesday, right? Or Monday? What

52:37

was it? Are they a company?

52:39

I mean, it's okay to be named Tuesday.

52:43

This is a weird name. Well, Wednesday is

52:45

one of the most popular names in the

52:47

country right now, Mike, due to the runaway

52:49

hit Netflix TV show. Wednesday. Wow.

52:53

Why not Tuesday? Huh? I

52:56

was thinking maybe it was the competitor in the

52:59

comments saying like, naturally. It does sound like that,

53:01

yeah. I agree with

53:03

you. I want to see the 90 degree, well,

53:06

is this it here? Let's see. Strong

53:08

as F. Ooh. Okay, these guys

53:10

are not your traditional

53:14

kitchen accessory company. They go extendo mode.

53:16

Don't say extendo about your... You can

53:18

say extendo on that. I don't think

53:20

y'all can say that. I can't say

53:22

it. Uh, barbecue safe, strong as

53:24

fuck. Oh, it's picking up a bowling ball. But wait, where

53:27

is the, where was the other ones? I

53:29

was hoping I would see the other... Did we

53:31

miss the... Holy

53:33

fuck. Oh my... Oh

53:36

my shit, I like... Oh my shit. In this

53:38

demonstration, the tongs turned over one piece of broccoli.

53:43

One mushroom cap. That's awesome.

53:46

One hot dog. Oh, wait. Wow,

53:48

that's funny. That's a funny

53:50

demonstration to me. Was

53:52

that supposed to be a demo? That's

53:56

regular spatulas on the left. And

53:59

this is the grip flip. up on the right and

54:01

they drop a stake from

54:03

a height. And it

54:05

bounces off the regular spatula. But

54:08

this is computer-generated imagery. This is not even the

54:10

real. This is not real, yeah. And

54:13

also, when would you ever flip a

54:15

stick up? Being the guy doing

54:18

the physics for the stake, landing on

54:20

the Unity

54:22

or whatever the fucker. That's

54:25

so weird. Is that weird? Is

54:28

that part of the pitch that it can... Yes.

54:32

That's insane. Stronger. That's

54:34

the thing, is you do have to think about

54:36

this. I think the classic example is what, you bounce

54:39

on the mattress and the glass

54:41

of red wine doesn't flip

54:43

over. To

54:45

us, there's two things

54:47

about that. To us, automatically, it

54:49

does signal what it's supposed to,

54:51

which is the mattress doesn't transmit

54:54

a lot of movement. We get

54:56

that. We can't understand it. But then you step back from

54:58

it a little bit and you go, why

55:00

the fuck would you ever do that in your

55:02

life? You would never, ever do that. That's so

55:05

dumb. It's that my wine on the bed. Babe,

55:08

we got to get this mattress. Why?

55:11

And why you're always setting your wine on the

55:13

mattress? But I'm knocking it over.

55:16

Thinking about it even more, think about how

55:18

twisted you have to be to come

55:21

up with something that is both so

55:23

weird on its face, but also does

55:25

exactly what you want it to do

55:27

with the demonstration. If you take

55:29

it out of context, it makes no sense

55:31

whatsoever. But within the context of the advertisement,

55:33

it communicates the one thing you want to

55:35

do. You have to have a crazy

55:37

brain to come up with that. Yeah,

55:40

that's some twisted shit. I don't

55:42

think that flipping a steak in

55:44

a computer model hits the same as

55:46

the one where the guy is doing like he bounces

55:48

the bowling ball on the bed and then the pins

55:51

on the other side of the bed don't fall over.

55:53

Isn't that also the same mattress? Yeah, or is there

55:55

some eggs or something? Eggs for

55:57

some reason, yeah. They

56:00

don't make sense, but they kind of do make

56:02

sense. You spend a turd of your

56:04

life in bed. Chick-chicksaw.

56:12

The scariest villain of all time. Um,

56:16

the grip flip, I don't get it. I

56:18

don't want it. You can have it. Um,

56:21

that was Mike's third Kickstarter, but I guess it's

56:23

my turn now, so I'll move on to the

56:25

Fudo. Yeah, you do one. Why don't I do

56:27

one now? If you don't fucking mind, you scumbag.

56:29

Okay, thanks Mike. The Fudo. No.

56:33

Don't do a impression of me,

56:35

dude. Don't do me, dude. Fudo.

56:40

While we're in the food realm anyways, we should

56:42

talk about the Fudo, I suppose. This is the digital

56:44

pantry. Fudo, yeah, I saw him on

56:46

the food of

56:48

the rings. I'm trying to think of one. Fudo,

56:51

food of the rings. Ah,

56:53

yeah, the food of the rings. The

56:55

Fudo, the digital pantry for your home.

57:16

I'll tell you in advance,

57:18

this is one of the ones that makes

57:20

a lot of lofty claims and doesn't back them up

57:22

or even come close to attempting to do that. So

57:25

I'm very excited to let you watch this. Yeah, here

57:27

we go. Oh, by the

57:29

way, this is Italian. I feel like I should do a warning in advance. This

57:31

is an Italian thing. A wizard

57:33

arrives at dinner on

57:36

time. Exactly

57:39

when we're fucking done with this.

57:41

We're fucking done with this rip.

57:47

Is an image of a banana rotting? Oh,

57:50

sorry, that's actually Mike's cock. Oh,

57:52

God. Oh, God.

57:56

You, sir, have a rotting banana for a

57:58

cock. I don't,

58:00

I don't, I don't. No. Well, it certainly lacks

58:02

any appeal. I'll tell you that much. Have

58:08

you ever felt that guilty feeling when you

58:10

throw away food, you are just bought? It

58:18

is estimated that one third of the

58:20

world's food is lost or wasted each

58:22

year. In 2030, this equates

58:24

a waste of $1.5 trillion. Placing

58:29

food waste among the richest global

58:31

economies. Match of this waste

58:33

is produced by consumers. It

58:35

is estimated that 70% of the food- I

58:38

don't care about this. This is something I don't care

58:40

about. Don't

58:42

give me the $1.5 trillion

58:45

in squandered value because

58:47

you're adding up the retail price

58:49

of a banana and saying that I

58:52

wasted that much money. You wasted it,

58:54

yeah. Bro, I didn't do that. It's

58:56

mostly the consumer's fault. Yeah,

58:58

right. Yep, we

59:01

are squandering all of the world's

59:03

GDP by throwing away a banana.

59:05

Shut up. The guy's at Panera Bread

59:07

dumping mop water on all the

59:09

food that they- For real. They

59:12

throw them in dumpster. Well, Mike, the consumer

59:14

simply refused to show up and drink their

59:16

food and then go walk home and die.

59:20

Why aren't more people going to Panera right now? Does anyone

59:22

know what's going on? Fucking

59:25

psychopaths. The UK, of

59:27

course, in homes. But

59:31

the problem is even worse because

59:34

of the resulting waste of fresh

59:36

water, cultivated

59:39

fields, and

59:43

electricity. If only you would

59:45

stop not eating the food you buy, they

59:47

would stop making the food. Can you imagine

59:49

that working? Well, you think that's going to

59:51

happen? This is a silly,

59:54

silly, silly idea. And also, at this

59:58

point, trying to do- something

1:00:00

and trying to put your little you

1:00:19

can you can but you can barely fucking upload a

1:00:22

video to a website shut the fuck up now

1:00:53

this is a pretty big problem to solve it

1:00:56

looks like you're going to do it by

1:00:59

scanning a banana with the camera on the

1:01:01

phone there and I'm assuming it

1:01:03

tells you how many

1:01:06

bananas you got you know wasting bananas

1:01:09

maybe it sends you an alert being like your

1:01:11

bananas about to expire goddamn I got

1:01:13

to go eat a banana I'll be right back as

1:01:18

if that would do anything like what would

1:01:20

the how does that make the 1.5 trillion

1:01:23

how does that if I put the banana in

1:01:25

my mouth or in the garbage what how does

1:01:27

that make any difference to you does that make

1:01:29

anything for water you get an alert

1:01:32

on your phone your bananas about to expire so

1:01:34

you can be

1:01:36

you can find a hungry person in the area

1:01:38

it'll connect you with a hungry person you can

1:01:40

give them your banana something

1:01:42

like that that makes sense food

1:01:44

is an app that uses

1:01:47

artificial intelligence technology to automatically

1:01:49

recognize food and enter it

1:01:51

into the digital pantry that

1:01:53

you can carry with you at

1:01:55

all times so that you know

1:01:57

what fresh and leftover food is food

1:02:00

you have on hand and then if it's size.

1:02:05

I've seen this before. Yeah. The camera that goes in

1:02:07

your fridge. I will say if we had

1:02:10

seen it before there would be no more food waste

1:02:12

in the world. So I guess you must be wrong

1:02:14

on that count. You

1:02:16

must be wrong about that Mike. Yeah

1:02:19

that's all this is. It scans your food and it

1:02:22

adheres the comparison here. Similar solutions

1:02:25

that comparison with fridge cam, smarter

1:02:27

wear, bring and lisstonic. And

1:02:29

it has the advantages as you might expect.

1:02:32

It has meal planning tools, food recognition,

1:02:34

it has the foodoo box.

1:02:36

It also says for some

1:02:39

reason when it compares foodoo to smarter wear

1:02:41

it says foodoo has the

1:02:43

foodoo box but also smarter wear has the

1:02:46

foodoo box. That's weird. Why would smarter wear

1:02:48

have the foodoo box? Yeah. I expect

1:02:51

maybe none of them would have this same feature

1:02:53

that this will have. Yeah I thought it would

1:02:55

be. The point of making the chart maybe. Yeah.

1:02:58

I think somebody messed up on the chart. Anyway,

1:03:01

yeah all it does is tell you how

1:03:03

many bananas you have so when you go to the store you

1:03:05

don't buy more bananas. But I feel

1:03:08

like I should feel like I

1:03:10

really need to explain to them that if

1:03:12

I don't spend the 78 cents on

1:03:15

bananas that I take home and don't

1:03:17

eat they're just

1:03:19

going to pour bleach on them and throw

1:03:21

them in the dumpster and then lock the

1:03:23

dumpster. Yeah. The

1:03:25

food is wasted whether I'm not eating it

1:03:27

or whether no one takes it off of

1:03:29

the banana shelf. They're really. You are not

1:03:32

thinking about the mountains and mountains of

1:03:35

food is available to people

1:03:37

that they just waste. Really

1:03:40

crazy. Really crazy for

1:03:42

50 bucks, 55 bucks. Your

1:03:45

name will be inscribed on

1:03:47

the foodoo wall of fame.

1:03:49

Which is a digital

1:03:51

page, yeah. I like the better way of this.

1:03:55

Fudo. I was thinking Mount Mount

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Mount. Sounds

1:06:00

like something we did that was fake.

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I don't I don't have

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the deal is with all these different waters

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way. I don't think I can like say

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What it is about alkaline water that kind of

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goes like oh well actually only the only molecules

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you can absorb in your lower Gut in the

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but I can't explain I couldn't go toe-to-toe

1:07:21

and tell you why the thing that they're

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saying It's happening isn't actually happening because I

1:07:25

don't know about the science of it, but

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what I can say is If

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this guy comes up when

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you are searching for some kind of health

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thing You just you

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already know you're in scam City Yeah,

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I mean it's the same as just googling like

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what like if you're like You

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know one of these like 90 year old

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fucking people who's like decrepit and dying and

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you see like a guy who's like pathetic

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I have yes disgusting.

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I have a secret Health

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secret that I've been doing for decades that

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I'm ready to let you in on for

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a low price of $39.99. And

1:08:02

it's the guy who drives like the pee

1:08:05

car and puts pee in his hair and

1:08:07

his hair's all slicked back. He looks disgusting.

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That guy, what's that guy's name? That urine

1:08:13

therapy car. Is the

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urine, he's the pee king or something, isn't he? Is he

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the urine king? Something, yeah.

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He's a friend of Chris's I think.

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I think that's a pretty good indication.

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How that doesn't set off your scam

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Dara. What's up guys? Hey,

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I'm gonna let you in on this little secret. All you gotta do

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is drink a sip of your pee. Somebody

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clip that please. If you ever get to this point

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here and you say, I wonder if alkaline water is

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any good, and then you see Dr. Oz doing a

1:08:41

whole segment on it. Yeah. Gonna go, oh okay,

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it's not. Alkaline water is

1:08:46

slightly less acidic than regular drinking

1:08:48

water and contains alkaline minerals. Drinking

1:08:51

alkaline water is generally safe but

1:08:53

research hasn't definitively provided evidence for

1:08:55

the benefits associated with it. So

1:08:58

it's one of those things where it's like, yeah, but it's

1:09:00

not bad. And it's not

1:09:03

good either. And people are

1:09:05

like, it's a miracle cure. Yeah, yeah right. There's

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the FCC, whatever the FDA is not telling

1:09:10

them that they cannot do this. Legally

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we can say that. This

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is, there's no video associated with this product so I thought

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we'd just play a little bit of this. Today

1:09:24

at investigation, double clear things. What

1:09:26

does he sound like Trump? Investigation.

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Yeah, he's doing

1:09:32

all Trump impression. That's awesome. What's up

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thought it was alkaline. I don't know.

1:09:47

You don't see fucking alkaline trio. He's

1:09:49

stupid dude. Dude. He's

1:09:52

probably never even heard them. Bastard. About

1:09:54

this stuff. He's probably never been

1:09:57

to a single work tour in his life. I

1:10:00

don't know a lot about it. In fact, alkaline water

1:10:02

is everywhere and a lot of companies say that

1:10:04

it has a lot of benefits. Bro, my

1:10:06

doctor... They don't talk like this. This

1:10:08

is not... My doctor does

1:10:11

not talk like this. Yeah. How

1:10:14

many patients is this lady seeing, you know?

1:10:17

I mean, really. Far away, miss. My

1:10:19

doctor... First of all, I

1:10:21

don't have a doctor. I'll say that. Yeah. But

1:10:24

if I did, and the doctors I've ever seen, they

1:10:26

kind of give you like, well, what's wrong with you? Yeah. I'm

1:10:29

like, well, I don't know. I was hoping... Let's get your hoof up

1:10:31

here and let's look at it. I

1:10:34

was hoping you would tell me, Ellie, you have

1:10:36

some insight into what's wrong with me. I

1:10:39

go to a farm veterinary. I

1:10:44

get dewormed. You are technically

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a ruminant. Yeah, you are not. To

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your health. Now, they also say, many companies, that

1:10:51

alkaline water can also balance your pH. And many

1:10:53

people feel like you have to make the pH,

1:10:55

or they do it, or want to do it,

1:10:58

because they feel like it will help protect them

1:11:00

against certain diseases. Many people feel...

1:11:02

Oh, cool. Things like heart disease or

1:11:04

obesity. Many people feel

1:11:06

it could protect. Look

1:11:08

at all the... Good enough for me. This

1:11:11

feels like... Looking at the

1:11:13

Dr. Oz studio, makes me feel like the big

1:11:15

bad wolf who's finally blown over the straw house

1:11:18

with all the little pigs in there. Look at

1:11:20

his face. God.

1:11:24

He looks like the red skull from comics.

1:11:26

He looks like a fucking... He's a total

1:11:28

fucking monster. But everybody in there...

1:11:30

Also, everyone in there is aud... I know I just paused it weird.

1:11:32

Everyone in the audience has their eyes closed. I

1:11:34

know that's just a plea. They're all... They're

1:11:36

in a trance and they're absorbing. They

1:11:40

piped some sleeping gas in before they took

1:11:42

a break and then came in and shot

1:11:44

him. Is

1:11:47

there really science and evidence and scientific

1:11:49

information to really back this claim? There's

1:11:51

not. Alright, thanks everybody. Before

1:11:54

we even get to whether these claims are real or not... Hey, don't hold my

1:11:56

doctor's hand. What are you doing that for? from

1:12:00

regular water. Yes, so we've

1:12:02

got our regular water, plain old, good old

1:12:04

water, nothing's in it. Yeah, notice all the

1:12:06

ingredients, right? Not empty. No,

1:12:09

notice all the ingredients. So this is purified

1:12:11

water, but it's got some extras that

1:12:14

you can't actually see. Things like calcium,

1:12:16

magnesium, potassium... Magnesium, potassium!

1:12:18

Sodium bicarbonate, which is

1:12:20

actually baking soda. Whoa!

1:12:23

And these are the ingredients that help make... I

1:12:25

feel like I'm in science class. ...and

1:12:27

less basic. Hey, Doc, can you dumb

1:12:30

it down for a bozo like me?

1:12:34

I was just compared to black coffee. I'm not

1:12:36

worried about medical doctors. I'm a TV doctor. That's

1:12:39

what she said. But

1:12:42

it's there, so just take it into account. So

1:12:45

let me give you a breakdown of the pH scale

1:12:47

that she never saw in school. So, first of all,

1:12:49

it ranges from 0 to 14. What

1:12:53

are these graphics? Better graphics than Monday

1:12:55

Night Football. Doing AR. ...and the most

1:12:57

alkaline. Now, foods like limes and pineapples,

1:12:59

they fall on the acidic side. Foods

1:13:02

like avocados and potatoes, they're more alkaline.

1:13:04

It tends to be that healthier foods

1:13:06

are alkaline. Water is right back in

1:13:08

the middle, right? It's neutral. It's a 7.

1:13:10

That's in between 0 and 14. Alkaline

1:13:13

water falls around 8 or 9. 8's

1:13:16

a bigger number. That's better. It's more. ...for

1:13:19

your water to be alkened. Alkened.

1:13:23

Support for your water to be alkened.

1:13:26

I thought we were kind of trying to answer the

1:13:28

question. It seems like he's almost already answered the question.

1:13:30

Does it really matter? Oh, I don't know. Let's answer

1:13:32

that. Let's look at the biggest health claims to find

1:13:35

out if this water actually makes a difference. The first

1:13:37

claim. Alkaline water can neutralize

1:13:39

your body. Reema drinks

1:13:41

alkaline water because of that claim. I do. Why

1:13:44

do you want to neutralize your body? I

1:13:46

read that it slows the aging process. Who is

1:13:49

he? I read! Who is this? He's

1:13:52

somebody who drinks alkaline...

1:13:54

I'm not saying it like he said.

1:13:57

Alkaline water. I'll just say alk. blessed

1:16:00

by a pastor, which is

1:16:02

obviously a different angle on

1:16:05

making water even better for you. This

1:16:07

is cool. That's not even all they're doing. They're

1:16:10

also planning to revolutionize the beverage industry. Isn't

1:16:13

that so cool when somebody who has no

1:16:15

experience in the industry whatsoever decides they will

1:16:17

be revolutionizing it before they start doing it?

1:16:21

We're tired of the waste. Thank

1:16:23

God. Man,

1:16:26

this sucks. Did you see on the FAQ, they

1:16:28

say, the top

1:16:30

question of the two questions, I guess. Are

1:16:33

you making fun of holy water? No,

1:16:36

we understand the importance of

1:16:38

not only physical purification, but

1:16:40

also spiritual purification. You

1:16:43

guys are on fucking Mars. Yeah,

1:16:45

absolutely. Oh wow, look at this. Why did

1:16:48

you start the holy waters? I used to

1:16:50

consume a different brand of canned water known

1:16:52

as liquid death, and I genuinely enjoyed the

1:16:54

taste and quality of their

1:16:57

product. Oh no. However,

1:16:59

upon discovering that they had hired a

1:17:01

witch to curse their water in their

1:17:03

warehouse, I became uninterested with the brand.

1:17:06

This experience inspired me to embark on a journey

1:17:08

to establish my own company driven by the beliefs

1:17:10

that individuals should have the freedom to make informed

1:17:12

decisions about what they consume. That

1:17:18

sucks. By creating my own brand, I

1:17:20

aim to provide people with a diverse

1:17:22

range of options that prioritize their well-being

1:17:24

and allow them to make conscious decisions

1:17:26

about what they put into their bodies.

1:17:30

You are an asshole. Water

1:17:33

for conservatives. We got the Amazon for conservatives,

1:17:35

we got the GoFundMe for conservatives, we got

1:17:38

the water. They're back on Bud Light now,

1:17:40

you hear about this? I did see that,

1:17:42

I did see that. Yeah, I

1:17:44

will never drink Bud Gay as long as

1:17:46

I live because of everything that they did

1:17:49

to our country. But

1:17:52

I understand Kid Rock is a businessman first

1:17:54

and foremost, I know he has, yeah,

1:17:57

he's got a lot of corporate

1:17:59

relationships. Uh,

1:20:01

because I really don't, otherwise I don't

1:20:03

really like what's going on with it. Yeah. Drill

1:20:06

the pain, twist the stress. This

1:20:08

is the next gen of drill. Well, of course he

1:20:11

sold his account the first time around. So, uh,

1:20:13

with 20 features, I say break it on. Yeah, for

1:20:15

real. Maybe they'll make some funny posts. Yeah.

1:20:18

All this crap. Now I can hardly understand it. It sounds

1:20:20

like a freaking cracked out teenager got

1:20:22

on the website to post all of

1:20:24

his crazy crack down crap. It

1:20:30

does sound exactly like this

1:20:33

is the next generation of drill with more than

1:20:35

20 features. It is the,

1:20:38

uh, you know, the often

1:20:40

whispered about, but as far as I know, never

1:20:43

yet produced combination of an actual

1:20:45

cordless drill that you can use

1:20:47

for construction DIY projects around the

1:20:49

house. No, dude, I did

1:20:51

not even see this one. It's,

1:20:55

it's like a fucking, it's

1:20:57

like somebody threw a bucket of cold water on

1:20:59

me. Seeing

1:21:03

this dance drill

1:21:06

the pain, twist the stress

1:21:08

next generation drill with 20

1:21:10

features, what is, what is just

1:21:12

one of the features of true? Well,

1:21:15

okay. I mean, for starters, it's technically a

1:21:17

drill, so you can use it to, you

1:21:19

know, for instance, put a screw

1:21:21

into a piece of wood. All right. No problem there.

1:21:24

He was on the job site. What about when I

1:21:26

get home? I'm tired working on the job site. Uh,

1:21:30

if only I, 22

1:21:32

million hours a day or whatever. I

1:21:36

need some relief while I'm sitting here in my

1:21:38

easy chair after a hard day at the

1:21:40

job site, but all I have with

1:21:42

me is my drill. Say, wait a

1:21:44

minute. Drill is not, it's

1:21:47

just a normal drill. It's also

1:21:49

a fucking body massager. It has

1:21:51

a body massager attachment, like the,

1:21:53

the Thera gun. You

1:21:57

can take it straight from the

1:21:59

job. website back home.

1:22:02

Yeah, right on your thighs, on

1:22:04

your back, on your arms. Don't

1:22:06

do the fucking, the medical image

1:22:08

of what you would do, massage

1:22:10

or muscle or something. Don't do

1:22:13

that. Wow. Well,

1:22:15

this looks like anywhere that you can use it on your pussy. I

1:22:18

would have to imagine you could, yeah.

1:22:21

I think the Theragun would obliterate the

1:22:24

average clip. You need a

1:22:26

big beefy motherfucker if you're going to hang

1:22:28

on to a Theragun. Those things move really,

1:22:30

really fast. You ever seen them? I

1:22:32

haven't seen that, no. Are they extremely powerful? A

1:22:34

Theragun will straight up polish your little rock if

1:22:37

you're not careful. You better get it. Yeah, my

1:22:39

old lady tried it out and fucking,

1:22:41

it buffed her clip from me

1:22:43

off. Oh yeah, yeah, I

1:22:45

got- Totally smooth. Yeah. Like I saw my, I

1:22:48

could see my reflection in it. I got the

1:22:50

old ball and chain of Theragun for Christmas. Next

1:22:52

thing I know I come in there, she's bouncing

1:22:54

off the wall like Ernest. I said, babe, you

1:22:58

gotta calm down with that thing. I said, you

1:23:00

did a damn fine job with this, buffing out

1:23:02

this clip here. I'm about to

1:23:04

sit you down with my rims. Have you get

1:23:08

rid of some of the chewed up curb marks

1:23:10

on this? This

1:23:14

is, boy, it's so good. You know

1:23:16

what I really don't like? I

1:23:19

do not like the cheap, generic

1:23:21

drills. I just really don't

1:23:23

like them. You need

1:23:25

something. This is something I feel like you

1:23:28

move out on your own. I'm not saying that

1:23:30

the hand tools, the cordless tools are gonna be

1:23:32

the first thing on your list. Get

1:23:34

yourself a rake. You got some trees to take care of or something

1:23:36

like that. I get it. But

1:23:39

really the drill should be

1:23:41

pretty close to the top of your list

1:23:43

when it comes to buying stuff. Yeah,

1:23:45

you're gonna need that and you're gonna need a good one. You

1:23:48

don't wanna get one of these ones where you're screwing

1:23:51

something in and fucking strips immediately or

1:23:53

doesn't have enough power for what you

1:23:55

need or some shit like that. Or

1:23:58

you get locked into a battery. system that

1:24:00

you can't use or anything else, you know,

1:24:03

just don't get don't ever fuck with black and

1:24:05

Decker. Don't get one of the cheap store

1:24:07

brands. Get yourself a nice boss. You don't have to

1:24:09

get the wall. Get a boss, get a

1:24:11

Milwaukee, get a system that has a few different

1:24:14

tools in there that you like and can even.

1:24:16

Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Nothing wrong with real and

1:24:19

the cool thing about real because their battery

1:24:21

packs are compatible, cross

1:24:23

compatible with basically every tool they've made

1:24:25

in like the last 25 years. So

1:24:27

the ecosystem it's a really good ecosystem to

1:24:29

be in. There's a lot of different stuff you can do with

1:24:32

it. Guess what? I got a cordless real be drill. Take

1:24:34

the battery out, put it in my cordless

1:24:39

shop back that I have.

1:24:41

Yes. Damn fine piece of machinery.

1:24:44

Yep. You can hot swap them, keep it charging

1:24:46

and move on to the next job. Hey, if

1:24:48

you're a weekend warrior, Ryobi is

1:24:50

your friend. The

1:24:53

masa drill on the other hand looks like a cheap

1:24:55

piece of shit. Check out the video. Oh

1:25:00

yeah, and you know we got this music. Feeling

1:25:03

tired after a workout. Introducing different

1:25:05

gears for different challenges, different

1:25:08

heads for different pain, or

1:25:11

neck and spine, deep tissues, legs and

1:25:13

whole body. Different shapes

1:25:15

for different place. That looks like a bunch of

1:25:17

cool attachments I can't wait to lose as soon

1:25:19

as I open the box. Anyone else? Yeah, I

1:25:23

want to keep all these attachments in

1:25:25

a bag in the closet somewhere. Never

1:25:27

be able to find them. Absolutely

1:25:29

never will use any of the attachments. But

1:25:34

how about the drill part? Wow, now this is

1:25:36

a man job. Yeah, this man comes in now

1:25:38

that my wife's done with her yoga, yoga. I

1:25:41

don't even fucking do my fucking projects.

1:25:44

He legitimately has like the, he

1:25:46

probably has like a $300

1:25:50

shop apron on. Yeah, watch.

1:25:54

Like a nice organic

1:25:56

leather he's got on here with all of his ch-

1:25:58

I gotta have all three. Leatherwood working

1:26:00

tools sticking out of the so funny

1:26:03

dude so funny to try to communicate

1:26:05

a shop worker Well, let's see. He's

1:26:07

got one wrench sticking out.

1:26:10

He would look like inch of course Yeah,

1:26:12

he's a wrenching in there. He's or something

1:26:14

like that. It's like he's doing plumbing and

1:26:16

woodworking Top

1:26:22

This guy has more tools on his apron than

1:26:25

I have in my toolbox and yet when it

1:26:27

comes time Could drill something together

1:26:29

he has to go steal his wife's like

1:26:31

massage Trying

1:26:36

to put entertainment stand together Maybe

1:26:44

you need any help I can maybe I can maybe get the different

1:26:46

bits I'm hanging

1:26:48

something or do I'm doing something here don't

1:26:51

working on something plausible

1:26:54

the Diability maybe it's good

1:26:58

I will say although I get on that all day

1:27:00

in there I'm

1:27:02

fine Look

1:27:05

how I will say look how much it does struggle

1:27:08

Drilling a pilot hole in this plywood. Well, there's

1:27:10

a point in this video where he's he's got

1:27:12

his he's putting his shoulder into it And stuff.

1:27:15

I mean, yeah, yeah doesn't bode

1:27:17

well for this is not right

1:27:19

here Look how

1:27:22

full he's been days look at his face So

1:27:25

there's there's two ways to use this as

1:27:28

a drill driver here You can

1:27:31

use the it says you shape which is what

1:27:33

you would normally think of as like a 90

1:27:35

degree handle like But

1:27:37

it's it doesn't have enough of a perpendicular

1:27:39

angle on it to get the proper torque

1:27:42

Do you see how much higher up he's

1:27:44

having to grip the handle on that thing?

1:27:47

It's not the right angle at all Then you

1:27:49

can do the pin shape where you're holding it

1:27:51

down like an immersion render like a drug Like

1:27:53

a fucking one ever need to

1:27:55

do that. What would be the

1:27:57

use case for that? You lose all of your Whatever

1:28:00

is not a serious tool. No,

1:28:02

it's not it's not at all They

1:28:05

say it look look at the it's like

1:28:07

a three-in-one at the top here, right

1:28:09

massage gun Drill or

1:28:12

screwdriver. Yeah, we take real and

1:28:14

screwdriver That's you they're

1:28:16

not two different things Okay,

1:28:18

when the battery runs out you're not

1:28:20

Mitch Hedberg right on the fucking drill.

1:28:23

Okay? Yeah,

1:28:26

that's a joke So

1:28:29

that's three-in-one where's the other 20 come in

1:28:31

is it all the attachments Doesn't

1:28:34

really yeah, then the in

1:28:37

the extension and stuff they So

1:28:40

there's three there's four five six

1:28:42

seven eight nine and the probably

1:28:44

the different screw heads also are

1:28:46

different It's like they oh, no

1:28:48

way how they do you

1:28:50

know how they do. That's insane The

1:28:54

screwdriver bits in the site you're saying

1:28:56

the sockets count the flexible exchange.

1:28:59

Yeah, fuck you, dude 20

1:29:03

pieces yeah, right 20 in

1:29:06

one 20 things in one box. That's not what that

1:29:08

means. That's not what the 21 2224

1:29:13

dollars pledge of two thousand dollars 26 backers 49

1:29:16

days ago. What a joke That's

1:29:18

a real slap in the face for the for the

1:29:20

DIY er and for the pleasure seeker

1:29:22

both But I think both people are coming away

1:29:24

disappointed with that. Yeah, you're not gonna be satisfied

1:29:27

No, you're doing either one of those

1:29:29

activities. Good luck coming with this piece of crap

1:29:32

Well, I guess this is our final one way sweaty frustrated

1:29:37

Matter what you're doing. This is one

1:29:39

Mike which I think You

1:29:42

know are we gonna have a ton to say about this

1:29:44

one perhaps not I just think this is a this is

1:29:46

a curiosity That I think was worth bringing

1:29:49

up This is called

1:29:52

comics Marvel Warriors Avengers

1:29:54

4 In

1:29:56

the subhead here is Marvel's new comic. This

1:29:58

will be the of quote

1:30:01

Avengers 4 now Wow if

1:30:03

I'm what if I'm working at Marvel yeah

1:30:06

or a movie studio right

1:30:08

I'm going right here for cutting

1:30:11

my work day and half well or even DC

1:30:13

right the way these guys have been struggling lately

1:30:15

with their cinematic universe don't you want to come

1:30:18

over here and see and maybe crib a few

1:30:20

ideas if it'll translate

1:30:22

well I mean you know you just find

1:30:24

and replace if they say Thanos is gonna

1:30:27

get the big power ring you look over

1:30:29

here you say well I guess you know

1:30:31

apocalypse is gonna get the big power staff

1:30:33

staff so the

1:30:36

way spider-man is going crazy you go

1:30:38

what Superman goes crazy without question

1:30:48

Avengers infinity war is one of the

1:30:50

most exciting movies this year especially

1:30:53

if you have watched all 19 other movies

1:30:55

of the Marvel Cinematic Universe we'll

1:30:57

have to wait until April or May next

1:30:59

year to find out what happens next and

1:31:02

how the superheroes who died in battle will

1:31:04

be revived there are a lot

1:31:06

of speculations in an analysis izes being

1:31:08

made and a while ago

1:31:10

a brand-new Marvel story appeared along with

1:31:12

the next developments of infinity war in

1:31:14

the comic universe although the Marvel

1:31:16

Cinematic Universe in the comic book universe are

1:31:19

not exactly identical this is a fairly reasonable

1:31:21

plot with the events that took place in

1:31:23

Avengers infinity war or Avengers 3 now what

1:31:27

might strike you as of

1:31:30

note in this particular story for the

1:31:32

Kickstarter campaign is that Avengers infinity

1:31:34

war did not in fact come out this year

1:31:36

Mike it

1:31:39

didn't know it

1:31:41

didn't it actually came out in the year

1:31:43

2018 so well by the time

1:31:49

we're recording this that has been garsh

1:31:52

more than five years yeah

1:31:54

since that since that film

1:31:56

debuted and I will say even believe

1:31:59

it or not the sequel about

1:32:01

which Daniel here is speculating well

1:32:03

it's also come and gone in theaters. Daniel,

1:32:06

you gotta get your ass to the

1:32:09

movies. So he

1:32:11

goes on to explain a little bit about

1:32:14

the storyline in the comics. The Mind Stone

1:32:16

is currently in the hands of a group

1:32:18

of criminals named Turk Barrett. Requiem

1:32:20

hunts down all the Infinity Stones, even

1:32:23

attacking the Infinity Watch. Later Star-Lord discovers

1:32:25

his Power Stone was a counterfeit and

1:32:28

Requiem's identity was revealed. That's

1:32:30

right, Requiem this whole time

1:32:33

was Gamora. No. Yeah,

1:32:36

absolutely. Now, of course,

1:32:38

he says this is no sign that Avengers

1:32:40

4 will follow this plot. And

1:32:42

Marvel is not foolish enough to leak the content

1:32:44

of next year's blockbuster movie through comics. I

1:32:48

mean, some would even say that they're so tight-lipped, the

1:32:50

plot of the movie may not even get out until

1:32:52

six years after its release. So

1:33:00

he compares the Infinity War movies

1:33:02

and comics and then doesn't

1:33:04

really say anything else about it. Then he

1:33:06

says, risks and challenges. Normally, I'm completing a

1:33:09

comic before launching a Kickstarter. However, in this

1:33:11

unique instance that isn't feasible. As long as

1:33:13

everyone submits their entries, the subsequent

1:33:15

process should be relatively straightforward. I don't foresee

1:33:17

any challenges that we won't be able to

1:33:19

handle effectively. I would say the

1:33:21

only challenge that could come to mind for me with regards

1:33:24

to this project is, what are you

1:33:26

talking about? He's understanding it maybe.

1:33:30

Yeah, what are you trying to do? What are you doing?

1:33:32

What do you think you are doing? I think would be

1:33:34

some of the questions I

1:33:36

would need answered in

1:33:39

this particular case. There is

1:33:41

a video that we can

1:33:43

watch here, and maybe it will

1:33:45

help it. Yeah.

1:33:50

Play the fucking track. Are you sure? Let

1:33:54

me just play the fucking thing.

1:33:57

Alright, we got some. Thanos

1:34:00

here he's putting on the glove. So this

1:34:03

is just some music set to... Yeah.

1:34:06

Clips from the movie. So

1:34:13

you're gonna have to... Okay. You're

1:34:15

gonna have to have a little bit of

1:34:17

knowledge about the Marvel Cinematic Universe to sort

1:34:20

of pick up on what's happening in this

1:34:22

clip. 22 seconds. That's...

1:34:24

Okay. Who's got the clip from the

1:34:26

movie? But well what

1:34:28

I'll tell you is that movie is...

1:34:31

That clip is not from the movie

1:34:33

Infinity War. That clip is from

1:34:35

the sequel to Infinity War, Avengers

1:34:37

Endgame. So again,

1:34:40

what's going on? What's happening? And

1:34:43

also if I just asked you what category

1:34:45

is this project in, could you tell me?

1:34:50

Is it a... What do you think it is? What is he doing?

1:34:54

Yeah, he's writing like a script

1:34:57

or something, right? But it's in comic

1:34:59

books. It's in comic books. So

1:35:04

we got some problems with the campaign.

1:35:07

Right. And maybe that's why it was ultimately

1:35:09

canceled. I think maybe

1:35:11

at some point he figured out, well,

1:35:16

I guess I don't work for Marvel. So that would

1:35:18

be... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's no way they're gonna

1:35:21

hire some guy. Well, plus

1:35:24

the movie I'm talking about already

1:35:26

came out. And

1:35:29

the comics that the movie was based

1:35:31

on are from like 30 years ago.

1:35:35

Yes. So maybe I don't

1:35:37

even need to like write

1:35:41

a comic explaining the movie

1:35:43

because maybe I've almost got this whole

1:35:45

thing backwards. Because what I should have done,

1:35:47

if I wanted to write the comic that

1:35:49

the last movie in

1:35:51

the sort of Avengers quadrilogy

1:35:55

was gonna be based on, what I should have did

1:35:57

was be born in like the 1920s. and

1:36:02

then spend my whole life you

1:36:04

know making no money on comics and

1:36:07

then write the thing and then have the movie

1:36:09

come out and then I die like right after

1:36:11

is probably what I should have that's what I

1:36:13

should have did I mean

1:36:16

you can still hold on to

1:36:18

this idea because they're doing the

1:36:20

multiverse maybe they'll go back and

1:36:22

do that's a good point we'll

1:36:25

go back and do his version Taylor's

1:36:28

version of this

1:36:31

movie I guess I

1:36:34

guess I think sometimes those companies are so gun-shy

1:36:36

about taking other people's ideas because then they got

1:36:38

to pay them you know so

1:36:41

I almost feel like a play like doing that well

1:36:43

now that Marvel's with Disney you almost think like maybe

1:36:46

the Disney guys will just kind of take it from

1:36:48

here this

1:36:50

is good the rewards for this yeah

1:36:53

six dollars you back you

1:36:55

get photo digital Marval m-a-r-v-a-l

1:36:57

that's that's fine yeah isn't

1:36:59

that maybe not maybe he's

1:37:01

not a comic book guy

1:37:03

he's not familiar with Marvel Comics but

1:37:07

you will

1:37:10

receive a photo and you can download it

1:37:12

as a souvenir it says on here so

1:37:14

the souvenir is basically something well souvenirs like

1:37:16

you just like a little trinket that you

1:37:18

kind of like keep around yeah yeah yes

1:37:21

for $12 you could have got a digital

1:37:23

book which

1:37:25

is a digital version of whatever he's

1:37:27

trying to do here you will receive

1:37:30

a strange and eye-catching digital book makes

1:37:35

sense what catches your eye and

1:37:40

then the third one is just a combination

1:37:42

of it so whatever well you gotta thank you card

1:37:44

and you get a thank you card yeah which

1:37:47

is see pretty pretty

1:37:49

interesting pretty interesting have really cannot make heads or

1:37:51

tails of what this was but I really I

1:37:54

gotta say I do enjoy seeing it that

1:37:57

made me smile to try to think for if

1:37:59

for however briefly trying to think about what

1:38:01

this guy was thinking when he did it.

1:38:03

And what his day to day is like.

1:38:05

Yeah. That's interesting.

1:38:08

It takes all kinds. That's what makes

1:38:10

the world go round brother. And

1:38:12

one more year, we're almost done with it. But

1:38:15

first we have time for one more segment on the show.

1:38:17

It's called, That's Where You Come In. Oh,

1:38:53

not

1:38:55

yet.

1:38:58

Oh boy.

1:39:03

That's good. Thank you, how terrific. Hey,

1:39:05

in to to towel. Congrats on a

1:39:07

Twitch partnership. Our friend how, how cool

1:39:10

is that? That's so nice. That's so

1:39:12

nice to celebrate. He will

1:39:14

be watching a movie from start to

1:39:16

finish a full movie that's in theaters

1:39:18

right now. A cam.

1:39:26

Oh, that's where you come

1:39:28

in. Hey, the squinch writes, how do

1:39:30

you feel about putting small presence

1:39:32

in a big box, harmless joke or

1:39:35

abusive tactic? Great question. The squinch as

1:39:37

we as we are here so close

1:39:39

to Christmas time, Mike, there is that

1:39:42

fateful night coming soon upon us the night

1:39:44

of wrapping. And I'm not

1:39:46

talking about when you and me, all the rest

1:39:48

of the fellas you get around, we turn our caps

1:39:50

backwards. You know, we pull our pants down

1:39:52

below our butt. Yeah. Oh, we start talking about all kinds

1:39:55

of crazy stuff. I got plenty of what are you

1:39:57

talking about? What are you talking about? Let

1:39:59

me. tell you what I like to eat for dinner and

1:40:01

how it's good or maybe it's bad like like

1:40:04

yeah I don't think did they did I'm sorry did

1:40:07

rappers ever go back to that or they started talking

1:40:09

about dinner about they were talking

1:40:11

about their dinner feels like

1:40:13

they did the one song about how a

1:40:15

dinner wasn't that good I guess

1:40:20

we've done that one the

1:40:23

dinner song famous Eric

1:40:25

B and rookie the dinner

1:40:32

song in parentheses still hungry yeah I

1:40:34

don't feel like they didn't go back to

1:40:36

it how do you feel about this Mike do

1:40:38

you ever do that what do you when you

1:40:41

when you go when you wrap your presents you

1:40:43

just put them in you know

1:40:45

do you take them out of the box they

1:40:47

shipped in a lot of times ordering online

1:40:49

of course you'd take that you leave them in

1:40:51

that box do you say I'm gonna try to

1:40:53

fool the person who's opening this gift what's your

1:40:55

approach yeah

1:40:57

I don't like the putting a small

1:40:59

present in a large box or putting

1:41:03

a present under a series of you

1:41:06

know super gluing it or something like

1:41:08

that that's a that's a prank and

1:41:10

to me pranks are dishonest yeah I

1:41:12

don't I do not like that you

1:41:15

ever do the one where it's like an uncle thing

1:41:17

they glue the $20 bill inside the puzzle and you

1:41:19

got to solve the puzzle or something like that no

1:41:23

I've never done it because it happened to

1:41:25

me one time and I'm sorry man I

1:41:27

basically had a huge fucking meltdown at work

1:41:30

I didn't know that because they put my

1:41:33

it put a $5 gift card in a humongous

1:41:35

box and I was so embarrassed because I

1:41:37

thought it was my

1:41:39

new steel case chair but yeah so

1:41:42

needless to say I don't work there anymore

1:41:44

needless to say I was escorted from the

1:41:47

building well I

1:41:49

actually I had a similar thing when I was working

1:41:51

in an office everybody

1:41:53

got it wasn't much honestly it

1:41:55

wasn't much it was like it was like a

1:41:57

$5 just like a plane like visa

1:41:59

gift card card wasn't anything. But

1:42:02

I came to and our boss said

1:42:05

okay your $5 visa gift card is in that

1:42:08

guy's belly over there and you have to go cut it

1:42:10

out of the guy's belly. Oh no. And

1:42:12

I was like man you know because at the same time

1:42:14

I got this big thing on my leg and I'm like

1:42:16

well I can't even reach the guy so like what am

1:42:18

I supposed to...you know what I'm

1:42:21

saying? Like what do I do? Why don't

1:42:23

you just give me the card it'd just be

1:42:25

easier plus it's like...yeah. I'm

1:42:27

getting kind of wine drunk at the party.

1:42:30

Don't like pranks. I

1:42:32

saw on...I told

1:42:35

you I think I told you I was enjoying

1:42:37

that subreddit choosing beggars for a while. Maybe

1:42:40

it wasn't even the right one I can't remember now. Anyways

1:42:43

whatever if there's one good

1:42:45

post on there about some Facebook marketplace psycho wanting

1:42:47

you to drive over to their house and like

1:42:49

put their bed together for them that you're giving

1:42:51

to them for free. There's

1:42:54

10 horrendous ones about

1:42:56

an unhoused guy asked me for a burrito and all

1:42:58

I had was a taco and so I hit him.

1:43:01

Like there's so many insane ones on there that

1:43:05

it's not even worth it. But whatever it was

1:43:07

it gave the same vibe of like somebody

1:43:10

was talking about hey we had like a...we

1:43:13

had a Christmas get together at my work and

1:43:15

our Christmas bonus was a fucking $20 gift card

1:43:17

and the company made $1.5 billion this year or

1:43:21

whatever and you know when you

1:43:23

go to the comments and they're all like you're lucky

1:43:25

you got anything. By the way, $1.5 billion in revenue

1:43:27

doesn't equal profit. So that right there

1:43:31

it's not me you don't know. My work can give me shit.

1:43:33

Yeah. That'd be nice.

1:43:35

Why don't you take your little nasty

1:43:38

ass to bed. Take your little nasty

1:43:40

ass in the other room. For real.

1:43:42

Actually it's not considered a bonus. A bonus would be

1:43:44

outlined in your contract. So maybe you should be looking

1:43:46

in your contract to see what your bonus is. Because

1:43:49

that $20 gift card just comes

1:43:51

out of the goodness of their heart and

1:43:53

you should be thankful you got anything at

1:43:55

all. What the fuck is wrong with you?

1:43:57

You look at their post history and they're

1:43:59

like how do I download a whole gallery?

1:44:01

from chatter bait for real from a from

1:44:03

a chatter bait model took her videos

1:44:05

offline how do I download these

1:44:11

nasty as people on earth

1:44:13

defending the company doing crazy shit that being

1:44:15

said when it comes to wrapping stuff I

1:44:18

guess my I guess my

1:44:20

philosophy is that I I will put it

1:44:22

in I don't care if it's hidden I

1:44:24

don't care if it's not hidden but

1:44:26

I'm not gonna go out of my way to do

1:44:28

either one like I'm not I will never do the

1:44:30

like you ever you

1:44:32

ever see the brother and sister who have a weird

1:44:35

relationship where they go like I wrapped

1:44:37

a book but I made it look like a bicycle and

1:44:39

I gave it to my 34 year

1:44:41

old sister or whatever I'm gonna win

1:44:43

I don't think we're watching those same videos

1:44:46

well anyways one of them gets stuck in the damn

1:44:48

it's not important but there's a brother gets

1:44:54

stuck out of a dream like the

1:44:57

the try-hard families yeah I just I

1:44:59

can't get to that point where it's

1:45:01

like your big thing is like driving

1:45:04

them up the wall my big time and talked about

1:45:06

it my big thing is like the surprise I like

1:45:08

the surprise element I do like the surprise your

1:45:11

big thing is a surprise or was this president

1:45:13

I thought wasn't expecting it but

1:45:18

the brother and sister

1:45:20

who like wrestle with

1:45:23

each other yeah over

1:45:26

their house and they're very competitive or something

1:45:28

and of course you got the uncle

1:45:30

who's always screaming at him kiss kiss kiss

1:45:33

I tell you these two could be boyfriend

1:45:35

girl are you doing

1:45:47

any kind of are you doing kind of any

1:45:49

tricky Christmas wrapping this year with anything you

1:45:51

get you have anything already like you're you

1:45:54

know putting the stocking maybe you shouldn't go in a stocking

1:45:56

maybe you should go in its own box will

1:45:58

you These motherfuckers

1:46:01

are lucky to get what they're getting.

1:46:03

Oh, yeah, put some ramping paper on

1:46:05

it Wow Wow,

1:46:07

the Scrooge comes out in DB.

1:46:10

Oh man No

1:46:14

Not putting that much effort into it. Not really good

1:46:16

at wrapping presents in the first. That's weird It seems

1:46:18

like something you would be good at the rat. I

1:46:20

feel like you have that kind of tactile Talent,

1:46:23

do you know you don't? No,

1:46:26

I'm not good judge of how

1:46:29

big of a piece to cut off the

1:46:31

stuff. Okay Well, you can

1:46:33

like dry fit it, you know You like rip pull out

1:46:36

the paper and then you fold it over and then doing

1:46:38

like a patch on it or something like that I look

1:46:40

just look insane. I Just

1:46:43

I just don't do it. I

1:46:45

just don't buy presents for that reason. I'm really

1:46:47

disappointed to hear this Knock

1:46:50

it off No,

1:46:52

you just feel kind of Grinch like I

1:46:54

just thought maybe you would I'm not a Grinch

1:46:56

you sound kind of Grinch eat with it I'm

1:47:05

not a Grinch. You sound like a fucking

1:47:07

Grinch. Let me see your fucking dog. I'm

1:47:09

not a Grinch. So stop saying it Hey

1:47:14

Mike, hey Jeff, I called

1:47:16

into the show last about two years ago I

1:47:19

was in the hospital because I had

1:47:21

spilled burning hot

1:47:24

golfing hot coffee on my nuts and

1:47:26

I was I Don't

1:47:28

laugh. I draped over my nuts to cool

1:47:31

them off. I called into

1:47:33

the show. He didn't air the call You

1:47:37

know, if you never really called back to check on me

1:47:39

or anything So I'm

1:47:41

wondering when you guys realize that

1:47:43

the people you idolize the most Maybe

1:47:46

don't think about you or don't care about you at

1:47:48

all Anyway, thanks guys.

1:47:50

Love the show. Love you both. Bye Why

1:47:54

KS we care about all our listeners scalded

1:47:57

balls, isn't that right Mike? Not

1:48:01

talk about talk about hot wait talk

1:48:03

about hot nuts Edit

1:48:08

that clean that up