0:00

Oooooooh Oooooooh

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Oooooooh Yeah, that's right, they're still making

0:06

your Kickstarter sucks Yep, Mike and JF

0:08

are still doing this stuff They've been

0:11

going for six years and haven't given

0:13

it up So somehow here's another six

0:15

pack of this type of junk Yeah,

0:18

that's right, we're still doing these Kickstarter sucks,

0:20

yeah, that's right We're still doing

0:22

these Yep, Mike and JF haven't given

0:25

this up Yeah, that's right, we're still

0:27

doing your Kickstarter sucks Hi

0:33

guys, I'm kind of a new listener I

0:36

only really started listening once

0:38

y'all did the goon thing

0:40

with Julian and Liv But

0:44

in the span of time that I've been

0:47

listening, I've listened to so much that I

0:49

actually had a dream about Mike It

0:51

was not very exciting, and

0:54

it was really just based on the one picture of him that I

0:56

have seen But it was just like

0:58

I was at a

1:00

bar and he was standing near the bar with

1:02

his hands in his pockets Just kind of looking

1:05

around, waiting for somebody And in the

1:07

dream I was like, he's waiting for JF And

1:09

I don't know, that's kind of sweet But

1:12

I was thinking, what would

1:14

y'all do if you could go

1:16

into each other's dreams How

1:19

would you kind of create a

1:22

little mischief? I don't know I don't

1:24

know, thanks Hey

1:28

everybody, welcome to YKS, Mike and JF, look,

1:30

I don't know, this is a little bit,

1:32

Mike it's a little bit weird It's

1:36

going to be a weird episode Yeah, we're

1:38

overdue for one, I feel like the last

1:40

few have been extremely normal Normal episodes, yeah,

1:42

let's get back into the weird zone You

1:45

know what I should have done before we did this, I

1:48

should have looked up the- Choured Wow,

1:51

it's just been a- It's

1:54

been a really, really hectic day

1:56

over here, so I haven't What

1:58

I should have done Mike

2:00

in addition to all the hygiene type stuff

2:02

is look up when the last time was

2:05

that we recorded an episode in person Right

2:07

it had to be uh, I don't I

2:09

have no idea Or

2:11

I work here. Yeah, is that true? That's

2:15

crazy. Well because you when did you when did

2:17

you start Dan? I believe

2:19

it was October of 2019

2:23

no, we've been Have

2:26

I we've been in the house that long Have

2:29

I not seen you in five years That

2:32

is That's

2:34

really really long. But yeah,

2:36

but when I think about when I think back like, okay

2:38

When what's the last memory I have of us recording an

2:40

episode in person? Well, it would be whenever you get in

2:42

the car and I ambush you and put the phone in

2:44

your face when we're gonna go Do something I've done that

2:46

a few times, but that isn't really I don't think that

2:49

counts But I remember it being

2:51

like for both of us like four houses

2:53

ago. So yes Yes

2:56

Seems like maybe a lifetime ago probably 30

2:59

years ago. Very very weird very weird Well,

3:02

but here we are look here. We are

3:04

we're alive still so that's good we're also

3:06

calling them back coming up on the anniversary

3:08

in February of a podcast

3:11

draft Seven years. Is

3:14

that so we're gonna have to get a big cake. Oh Dude,

3:17

I don't have it sent to my house or something

3:20

Well, yes, let's send it to your house because I

3:23

just did the we did the pie

3:25

cake and over the holidays Yeah, and

3:27

I packed on the LBS. I Basically

3:30

ate the entire pie by myself over the

3:32

course of about a week. Yeah too many

3:34

treats man Yeah many treats over

3:36

the holiday But I I think it's like I think

3:38

it I guess I get it now or people are

3:41

like the people the eye rolling of like I'm gonna

3:43

go I'm gonna turn my life around I'm going to

3:45

the gym in January and then you got the people

3:47

who've been there all year going like here comes You know

3:49

fat so and I'm like, well, you know, I'm like first

3:51

of all shut up But but

3:54

like I guess I get it because why do

3:56

we feel that way because you do absolutely pick

3:58

out and go crazy Yeah,

4:00

because what else is this? Yeah, you're supposed

4:02

to you're gonna take everything away By

4:06

one last you already can't smoke at a Pizza

4:08

Hut anymore now you're doing this Yes,

4:15

we're in look we're in we're in person you

4:17

came over to the house And we we wasted

4:19

a good hour or two of dance time trying

4:21

to Basically like what

4:24

would you go like cannibalize my existing

4:26

setup? I don't think it was time wasted at

4:28

all because look at this Look

4:33

at the progress that we've made

4:35

everything's all torn apart. There's

4:37

so many wires in here I Unplugged

4:40

so much stuff that when I go to use my

4:42

computer again. Yeah, you have to use it for work

4:45

here I'm like an hour Plugging

4:49

shit back is That's

4:52

that you just need five separate computers

4:54

for the five Seven things you

4:56

do I know and the unfortunate thing

4:58

is is that I actually do have

5:00

them yeah But they have also in

5:02

turn been torn apart destroyed For

5:06

every additional Okay, what is

5:08

wrong with I told you I'd get this I told you

5:10

I'd get the other mic stand if you wanted me to

5:12

But you are crazy fuck with it all the time you

5:14

fumble around. I should have brought my microphone you yeah That's

5:17

the thing Dan he's on he's on the baby

5:20

microphone does it sound okay? It

5:22

sounds alright. I guess I sound okay Clean

5:29

some of that up in post so he doesn't sound like so

5:31

much of a baby Okay, cuz I don't want it to I

5:33

don't want people to think he's I give him

5:35

the baby I was it three years ago four years

5:38

ago We should go back and see when the light

5:40

what how would we even well? It's not like we

5:42

wrote in there like saw Mike today like that wouldn't

5:44

be a part of the I'm

5:46

not sure I don't know either I don't know determine

5:49

One of our listeners probably knows that's what I

5:51

was one of the psychos. Yeah, why don't you?

5:56

Don't even bring them up can

5:58

we take a boob I need a fucking break break my

6:00

heart thinking about those

6:03

guys. They'll know for

6:05

sure. Think about when the last episode

6:08

was that you guys thought was funny. And that's probably when

6:10

it was. Just tell us when the last one was. That's

6:13

probably when it... I don't know, it's

6:16

a different thing. It's a different thing altogether, right?

6:18

It's a different vibe. I can't really look at

6:20

stuff while you're talking. I have to pay attention

6:22

and be present. Yes. It's different

6:24

for sure. It is actually

6:26

really hard for you to do. It

6:28

is so difficult. I'm

6:31

trying to bring up

6:34

my games and nothing's loading because of Wi-Fi. Right.

6:36

It's a mess. I know. You

6:38

know what I mean? I know. I know. You got the iPad.

6:40

You're trying to play Treasure Crook and

6:42

it's not... Nothing's working over there. You want

6:44

to... What would you... Right now, if you

6:46

were sitting in your... If you were sitting

6:48

in your computer chair at

6:51

home in the comfort of your own

6:53

home without this asshole buzzing around trying

6:55

to get you to... What

6:58

would you be doing right now on the computer

7:00

while I was talking? I

7:03

would probably be getting my affairs

7:05

in order, seeing my

7:08

will and everything like that, making

7:10

sure that it's all taken

7:12

care of. Okay. I'm looking at Dan. Dan's

7:14

also doing that. Yeah, I

7:17

am. Dan,

7:20

will you leave me in your will, dude? Yeah. Come

7:23

on. What do I have? I don't

7:25

have anything. I'm sure you got something laying around there. You got

7:27

a lot of hard drives, dude. You got something laying around there

7:29

I can have. You can have my hard drive. You can have

7:31

my whole mass. My whole server rack. You can have it. That's

7:34

pretty good. Like one

7:37

of your relatives dies and all the sisters and

7:39

stuff go in and start picking

7:41

up part over there. Yeah. They

7:44

always wanted me to have this.

7:46

Everybody's mad all the time. Everybody's

7:48

cutting ties with everybody and shit.

7:50

They happened

7:55

to both sides of my family when

7:57

my grandparents died. They just... Everybody's mad

7:59

and nobody's mad. talks to each other anymore. The

8:01

crying stops real quick don't it? They wouldn't want

8:04

me to have all these guns. That's

8:08

kind of nice. I am picturing in all due respect

8:12

to Dan, I hope he's around for a

8:14

long time, but I am picturing Dan croaking

8:16

and having to do like a Brewster's Millions

8:18

type of thing to get his hard drives

8:20

and stuff like that. Brewster's Million Gigabytes and

8:22

I guess that's probably what like having

8:25

to jerk off to all the pornos on there.

8:28

I'm going to keep the hard drives. I purged

8:30

all my pornos differently. Wow.

8:33

What? You're done? You're done,

8:36

Jack? Well, it's just I needed the

8:38

space for other stuff. Oh, that's

8:40

the first to go. I need to

8:42

clean up some space too. Yeah, I feel like I fell

8:44

on the internet. I don't know what to get rid of.

8:46

I'll probably get rid of a bunch of games or something.

8:48

I gotta get rid of a bunch of shit. I think

8:50

games is probably good because you're not gonna play it. Can

8:52

you just grab those again? No, that's not. I

8:55

didn't mean to encourage you to grab

8:58

more. I did look through mine. I

9:00

did see up there. We

9:04

were talking about this the other week. I

9:07

did see the number one thing taking up

9:09

space on my array is Blue Bloods. I

9:16

don't want that, but it's like, you know, what

9:18

if my mom wants to watch season seven, episode

9:20

nine of Blue Bloods and I don't have it.

9:22

Yeah, I saw a picture of who posted it

9:24

the other day, but Jason Alexander or whatever in

9:26

criminal minds or something like that. Okay,

9:28

you're looking at your watch. Just a dog

9:30

walking in front of my house. Okay. Unleashed. Your

9:34

fucking dog, I leash. You know, it

9:36

could be the package guy. It could

9:38

be like the male guy. He's in

9:40

like his fursuit or something. They've started

9:42

hiring those guys now. They should let him do it.

9:45

Who cares? Well, I don't know. I don't think it's

9:47

right. Oh,

9:50

the criminal minds. I looked up that show

9:52

and there's something like 14 seasons. There's

9:56

no possible way. Oh, you said

9:58

no. I don't care how much. My

10:00

mom wants to see it or something like that. You don't care how

10:02

much mommy loves you. No, that's too

10:04

much. That's a pretty cheap fight. I feel it was like

10:06

four seasons maybe. Thinking about all the

10:08

diapers she changed and how many times she wiped her

10:10

little butt and stuff like that? Not my problem. Wow.

10:13

She still does that. She still wipes

10:16

my butt. That's why you went back. That's why I went

10:18

back. I had a big old

10:20

load in my pants for my way.

10:23

Well, you look, you had a blowout. You had to

10:25

call it what it is. You had a blowout. You

10:28

had to go get mom to take care of it. I know. It's

10:31

been like four or five years since my mom's

10:33

wiped my butt. That's okay. Because you're what? You're

10:35

what is 39 now? You're

10:37

42? Don't. What

10:39

is it? It's 40 something. It's four. Coming

10:42

up, right? Well, I think

10:45

she's talking about... Y'all are old. Shut

10:47

up. You're going to get there, all right? And

10:50

then it was going to be laughing. We just talked about this. I'm

10:52

not going to get there. Well, I don't

10:54

think that was what it took. That's what it

10:57

take away from it was. Mike,

11:01

it's episode 337. I feel like now

11:03

that we're in person, I should start

11:05

announcing what episode number it is. Doesn't

11:07

that something people do? Episode

11:09

337 and then the date. What

11:12

is the date? Is it

11:14

January 6th? Oh, shit.

11:16

That holiday? No, it's not. No, it's January 5th.

11:20

Okay, so we don't have to say anything or do any jokes about that.

11:22

We can just move on. It's January 5th. It's

11:25

not pertinent. You got anything for January 5th or anything

11:27

funny happen on January 5th, do you think? Oh,

11:29

nothing. I don't think anything funny

11:31

happened. I guess some of the guys who were doing

11:33

January 6th were probably thinking about it on the 5th.

11:36

Yeah. So if you had anything on that, you could...

11:41

We should go back to the virtual. Yeah, we

11:43

probably should. There

11:48

probably was a guy sitting right... Look, I'm just saying,

11:51

however many years ago it was, I

11:53

think there probably was a guy on today. He

11:55

was probably thinking, tomorrow I can't wait to wake

11:57

up and go poop at Nancy Pelosi's office. That's

11:59

probably what if you're trying to think about what

12:01

happened. That's probably part of it, right? Some

12:04

kind of shit in her office, huh? I

12:06

I don't know if that actually happened or if I'm just

12:08

saying it I'm entering into the record right now. I don't

12:11

know if it happened or not. I Feel

12:13

like I would have done it if I was there if I was there

12:16

Yeah, I feel like I would have if somebody

12:18

dared me to do it. I feel like I would have Cuz

12:20

I'm like a follower. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

12:23

I mean it's Logistically speaking. It's

12:25

like you're already there. You've

12:27

already done the heinous crime. Mm-hmm So what is

12:29

what is pooping really add to it? Yeah, nothing

12:32

when you gotta go you gotta go I was

12:35

like you ever watch those this is another

12:37

guilty pleasure show you ever watch those

12:39

shows? How do they match who did

12:41

the shit? You know, they can

12:43

do that in like HOAs with dogs, right? Do

12:47

you know that I didn't know that yeah, dude,

12:49

I'm serious I mean, it doesn't surprise me that

12:51

you move in someplace like we need your dogs

12:53

DNA a hundred percent That's what

12:55

they do. That sucks. But also I

12:58

stepped in some poop outside. I listen from

13:00

a responsible

13:02

owner it sucks until it happens to you We

13:09

all can agree that a show is go a little too

13:11

far I but I do agree with them executing

13:14

dogs Jesus

13:20

Christ Because you've

13:22

already what was I fucking talking about? Oh the guilty put a

13:24

jail you ever watch that show jail great name I've

13:27

never watched that show jail. Is it a reality show?

13:29

Well, I mean I call it, you know, it's not

13:31

a reality show So it is or I

13:33

know it's confusing So

13:38

it's just like Lockup that was

13:40

a great MSNBC Show

13:42

lockup. It's probably pretty similar to that

13:44

where they Well,

13:47

but they do have a theme song Jail

13:50

TV show theme song. Okay,

13:53

and it gets stuck in my head all the time It's

13:57

time to go to jail What

14:00

if you're imagining it a little bit differently than

14:02

I think it actually could have like the sound

14:04

of the bars like closing The door. This is

14:06

what I think is it Yeah

14:23

That's three minutes of that I guess they don't play

14:25

the whole thing before though just let me uh, we

14:27

need a rep for the

14:29

shardie show My

14:34

big break that's by Lil Droppa Who

14:37

has put out the jail theme song? But

14:40

that that show comes on and it's like

14:42

they they bring out the thing where you

14:45

know If you start spitting on the cops or whatever they

14:47

put the bag on your head, you know, oh, yeah, yeah

14:50

The spit bag was it called spit bag? No, you call

14:52

it spit. No, you're not Nick Damon. Hi,

14:54

sir. I wasn't it was I Think

14:57

um, but my point is like I

15:00

wouldn't feel good to have the spit bag

15:02

on obviously and then suffer in like certain

15:04

situations Yeah, because you want to

15:06

be spitting Right. If you try

15:08

to spit, yeah, yeah get on yourself. You want to spit

15:10

on the cops You must put on the police you want

15:12

to spit on them really bad and if you put it

15:14

on it doesn't feel good I mean, can I imagine a

15:16

situation where like a very tall lady like

15:18

puts the spit bag on my head and yeah

15:20

Yeah denying you Yeah,

15:23

yeah, and she's like tightening it and it's a little

15:25

too tight Sure,

15:27

I can imagine I can imagine that. Yeah, yeah,

15:30

but it's but in the jail situation, that's not what it is

15:33

It's not like that at all. Not pleasurable. It's

15:35

not one of those things where it's like the walls of the

15:37

room are like red You

15:39

know and it's like you're mainly just feeling

15:41

the sensations at that point like you feel

15:43

the slickness of the leather But you

15:46

also feel It's a tufted

15:48

velvet chair that you're sitting on and you're kind of

15:50

wondering what's that thing over there in the corner? Is

15:52

that like what is that big X or is that

15:54

for me? Do I go on

15:56

that you kind of wonder but you can't see of course

15:58

you I don't know what you vision is It's like and here

16:00

kind of talk to this guy for five years and he's Totally

16:06

whacked out. Well, I can tell when you walked in here. You

16:08

were like, oh you got some new furniture, huh? Yeah,

16:11

I got some yes. I hold it for house.

16:13

It's a new furniture. Yeah, there's there are a

16:15

few chairs with holes in the bottom What

16:19

do you think about it what is this is this for What

16:23

do you think it's for? Yes

16:27

But I'm saying like you're already in jail. You might as well

16:29

spit like what's the you know, I'm saying

16:31

you've already done The whatever it is you did to get

16:33

in there. Yeah, I know you've been saying everything you could

16:35

do to get in there is good Right

16:38

some of its bad some of its very bad. It's

16:40

really bad, but you might as well spit Might

16:43

as well spit. Oh You

16:47

think you think they ever spit Who

16:50

Van Halen? Yeah, fucking out dude.

16:52

Yeah, probably not. I Think

16:55

if you're going to go to jail and do some

16:57

crimes and stuff like that Yeah, it's

17:00

bad to put so because they'll just put some more

17:02

time on you You know what I mean or they'll

17:04

put you in the solitary which is not She's

17:06

not great to do. Oh, you wouldn't

17:09

like being alone My

17:14

success are different you think you would if you

17:16

ever went to jail you would rather be in there

17:18

with all of fine

17:20

minute a Bunch

17:22

of old manuals for stuff

17:25

to read and Don't

17:28

make me organize the library or whatever All

17:31

right, hail three weeks in all you gotta

17:33

redo the Wi-Fi in the office

17:35

of the prison You're

17:40

gonna be the fuck it you're gonna be the do frame

17:42

you're gonna suck up to the guy by fixing his Wi-Fi

17:44

stuff Like that come on. You're only pulling down like 250

17:46

meg here You can get to

17:49

get some Wi-Fi six equipment here and really go nuts

17:52

if you wanted to oh my god to have

17:54

the corporate card Of the warden Holy

17:56

shit, you know that thing fucking goes the points

17:58

are crazy on that that all the spit bag

18:01

these buying jeez Louise

18:03

yeah we gotta get into that we gotta

18:06

get a piece of that action what private prisons

18:09

oh yeah what's the big one what's what's the

18:11

big one there is one and I got on

18:13

or civic right Wow good poll yeah I think

18:15

that is what it is yeah I

18:17

just applied there's how I know this oh yeah

18:22

I did I did see I did see a I

18:24

think it was was on a truck

18:26

or a sign I can't remember you know how

18:28

sometimes trucks are signs trucks have yes no it's

18:30

like is that I get

18:32

confused in the middle of the road which is the

18:34

one you ride in my

18:40

wife today my wife said like hey look they're

18:42

hiring she said that to me for

18:44

corset I don't know if it was it

18:46

was like jail like jail come work at

18:48

jail basically be the sheriff she's like

18:50

hey look they're hiring you want you want to

18:52

sign up could be fine for a while to

18:54

be the sheriff of your town why not okay

18:57

speak on that I'm just saying it could

18:59

be fun to drive a car and put the lights

19:01

on and she like you see that video those cops

19:03

the other day of they were

19:05

driving around throwing milkshakes on people in like

19:08

Philly or something like sorry no they were

19:10

like filming themselves doing jackass stunts or whatever

19:12

the fuck like driving

19:15

around in the police cruiser what I think

19:17

was unmarked maybe but they were

19:19

throwing drinks at people and like filming in

19:21

like laughing are you serious yeah the

19:24

cops did they that

19:26

doesn't sound right did they get in trouble did they get in trouble for it

19:29

yeah they get two days

19:31

paid suspension well so that chief

19:33

brought the hammer down I almost want to

19:35

say that sounds too harsh but I guess

19:37

if that's what it takes I'm sure they

19:39

got there come up and yeah

19:41

these guys out here playing Pokemon go and

19:43

fucking do it all this crazy shit what

19:45

is with the guy what is with the

19:48

the rich and powerful throwing drinks the Carolina

19:50

saw that guy yeah to through the fucking

19:52

house fucking fuck oh this guy's really gonna

19:54

hate being wet oh I oh you

19:57

need the apology that he fucking put out

19:59

or whatever Fuck he said god. It was so was

20:01

that before or after they docked him 300 grand That's

20:06

a nice chunk of change man, that's so

20:09

funny I acted in a way that was

20:11

unbecoming or whatever the fuck yeah Boilerplate

20:13

apology that's cool. You know he was steamed

20:16

up having to issue that shit Oh, you're

20:18

the owner of the team You

20:20

can't be cuz what was the what

20:22

was our what was the issue like the fan

20:24

was my was the family? But

20:27

how you get that heated as the owner of the team

20:29

don't are you worth like 600 billion dollars? Yeah,

20:32

that's just crazy. It's it is weird,

20:34

but okay, so Paul. They're gonna score

20:37

some points Do

20:43

it that's crazy it isn't

20:45

weird that guys Of

20:49

course they that's why they got there in the first place

20:51

But it's it's thinking about it logically and not being

20:54

able to go like after this that guy's

20:56

got to go home to his shitty life I own this whole

20:58

building yeah How do you

21:00

not do that funny man, and you're in the

21:03

in the fucking yeah? Box

21:05

or whatever all right you're in the

21:07

palace of the football stadium thing that

21:09

you own yeah, and you're like That's

21:12

just oh. I'm getting mad now So

21:15

I'm gonna shit on the pores That's

21:17

so funny very strange I did think it

21:19

was kind of weird how the box was

21:22

like right there next to everybody else yeah

21:24

There should be a separator so so these

21:27

things don't happen. You know it should be

21:29

separated from the unwashed a

21:31

red wrap It is isn't it

21:33

weird It's not like a like a like a Willy

21:35

Wonka like great glass elevator that just like pops up

21:37

and flies off I mean they have in the new

21:39

stadium here that they're building here. Yeah, which is It's

21:42

gonna be awesome. I'm happy to be a part of it. It's gonna be

21:44

awesome For the economy yeah,

21:47

it's gonna be awesome for fans of the team

21:49

It's gonna be awesome for people who just live

21:51

here and wanted to drive around I think it's

21:53

gonna be awesome for the workers there they get

21:55

to be in a new building Yeah, the girl

21:57

the crackerjack guys fire like hey, it's pretty crazy

22:00

Oh, it's pretty sweet digs here, man. It's not

22:02

too bad. I

22:04

figured I was talking to him. Wasn't

22:06

it, Herman? Well, he's into the owners, the owner's

22:09

suites and the boxes and stuff like that. Oh,

22:11

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How they're like thousands of

22:13

dollars or whatever the fuck. Like all these people.

22:15

It's kind of like a, what was it? It's

22:17

got like a bed and penthouse in it or

22:20

something like that. I mean, just ridiculous opulence. Ooh

22:22

wee. Ooh

22:24

wee. It's so nasty,

22:26

dude, to pick it up. I have got to give me some of

22:28

that. I want to, I don't

22:30

know, have an apartment at the

22:33

fucking Titan Stadium? That's so strange. Yeah, why not?

22:35

Go down and get some of the bad food

22:37

they have there. Hey, come on. The food's pretty

22:39

good, dude. Is it? Titan up. Is

22:41

it good over there? No, I don't know. I was telling

22:43

my mom recently, and I don't think she realized this, she's

22:45

not a big Titan fan, if you can believe it. I

22:47

told her like, somehow we

22:49

got on the topic of concessions at sporting events.

22:51

I was like, you know there's a chick-fil-a in

22:53

the Titan Stadium, right? She's like, huh, oh really?

22:57

And I go, oh yeah, well you know, because football games

22:59

is on Sundays, right? Chick-fil-a's not

23:01

open on Sundays. There's one in

23:03

there, and every time you go to the game,

23:05

you just walk past the closed shit. The closed shit. Why

23:08

have it? I don't

23:10

know. I don't have any idea. What

23:13

are you going to do? Are you going

23:15

to tell the Cathys that they can't put

23:17

a restaurant in your facility? I'm not going

23:19

to. I'd love to see how that conversation goes now.

23:23

The food was bad at the

23:25

Preds games we went to. Oh, that was really bad.

23:28

We need to go back to them. We

23:31

should go to a, I guess, I

23:34

guess I don't know what sports seasons

23:37

there are, but I think we're heading

23:39

into basketball season, JF. Oh.

23:43

We're heading into baseball season, JF. Come

23:46

on! I don't know. Gotta be one

23:49

of them. I think

23:51

you go to the Sounds game. We do need to go to the

23:53

Sounds game. I'd love to go to Memphis with you. I think that

23:55

would be a hoot. Yeah.

23:58

Football is truly not that much fun in person, but we're

24:00

going to be fun. We could do it, but I think

24:02

soccer really is the one that I

24:04

think would be fun for us. Do we have that stadium

24:06

here yet? Oh yeah. Are they

24:08

getting? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been playing, dude.

24:10

Remember Messi came and the tickets went crazy

24:12

for like one second and then we're totally

24:14

gone because he plays with Miami

24:16

and they came up here. Okay, now?

24:18

They beat our little butts. Yeah. Wow.

24:22

Nashville SC. This place is blowing

24:24

up. I'm about the high

24:26

tailing out of here. You can kind of... No.

24:29

You're not going anywhere. This is our first. It's

24:31

not our last. First to the last. No. I

24:34

think you would look good in a scarf. I feel like you're

24:37

a scarf. What is this? I

24:39

feel like you'd look good in a scarf. For soccer

24:41

or something? Yeah, because... Oh yes, because they have scarves.

24:43

Who would my team even be? I don't even know.

24:45

I'm gonna be Nashville SC, of course. Oh yeah, yeah,

24:47

yeah. There is that one Nazi team, but I wouldn't

24:49

recommend that. I would just stick with the local one.

24:51

They're not any good. They're just not

24:53

good this year. I don't know what's... The

24:56

coaching? The Nashville Nazi

24:58

team. They're

25:00

still Nazis. Don't give them any

25:02

ideas, Mike. Don't give them any ideas. Since

25:06

we're in person, I thought we would do... We

25:08

normally do an update on an old Kickstarter, but

25:11

I didn't have one. But I thought we could do,

25:13

since we're doing it... In a

25:15

sense, this is a live show, because we're both in

25:17

the same place. My account is live. I

25:20

thought we could do an update on an

25:22

old Kickstarter live. Oh

25:24

shit, that's enough data on an old

25:26

Kickstarter. We're

25:28

gonna bring it down to see if he was gonna mark down where

25:30

the drop was to put the theme, but he didn't sit up. We

25:34

were throwing to Dan for something. Dan, you

25:36

got nothing on this? I'll

25:40

put it in there for sure. Okay, cool. There

25:43

we go. So why don't we just click around and see if

25:45

we can find one that needs an update, huh? I've

25:48

got episode 192 open here, and I'm just

25:50

gonna scroll down, see if anything pops

25:54

for me here. know

26:00

if that's really gonna be oh

26:02

it's like oh the cats like eating out of

26:04

a castle that sucks okay I don't know I

26:07

don't know dirty

26:09

toilet games from the same episode did that

26:11

did that get okay that mean that made

26:13

its money I don't know you maybe we

26:16

already did this one which one

26:18

are you opening up my episode

26:20

300 here oh wow let's

26:24

do what

26:27

about an update on mute mute munch hush gum

26:30

oh okay yeah what's what's what what

26:32

is mute munch up to the idol

26:34

there's fucking none of the fucking links

26:36

work I don't know what's going on

26:38

on and all the ones for episode

26:40

300 they are they're fucking blank try

26:42

a different one okay

26:45

episode 300 uh let's

26:48

try one from yours okay your side yeah yeah

26:50

yeah mine should have the links grosser

26:54

ease let's try this one okay yeah the

26:56

fucking link is remember that one okay is

26:59

it your iPad do you need my head and

27:01

fake okay I don't fucking know maybe Dan mess

27:03

it up when he deleted all the documents out

27:05

of our drive or something like that I didn't

27:07

mess shit up motherfucker some you

27:10

know what Dan I don't know some

27:12

somebody did somebody mess it up okay

27:14

how about nothing's fucking just

27:16

yeah maybe just get off there's something that

27:18

maybe that episode 300 fucked yeah how about

27:21

see don't be a baby from episode 183

27:23

yeah this didn't get

27:25

its goal this was what if South Park and Cuphead

27:27

had a baby that one didn't that one did hit

27:32

no that one that one didn't hit like

27:35

yeah we got a fine one here Mike

27:37

we got one let's see I got one

27:39

here it's coming up here okay it's loading

27:41

loading loading loading

27:44

Dan had some loading music in on this at

27:46

this part here what

27:48

it's loading on here loading

27:51

on here this one says cockware that's not on

27:53

here oh it is wow it was on this way

27:55

that is a real one to me oh no it's

27:57

real cockware it's like a sleeve for your cock

28:00

Where's the fuck? Okay,

28:02

well. Uh, okay.

28:04

Here's one. A day in the life of your

28:06

dog, a book for dogs. From

28:09

episode 292. Um, when

28:12

we talked about it, it had 1773 of 8k. Uh,

28:18

and I, it looks like it, uh, it got $9,000.

28:22

Oh wow. Okay. That meant the goal. Good for

28:24

them. Good for them. This is kind of, oh

28:26

wait, this is a local project. This is from

28:28

Nashville. Is it? Yeah. A

28:32

book created for dogs. My love for literacy and dogs

28:34

came together for this project and I'm so honored to

28:36

share it with you. Okay, cool. Let's, uh, this, maybe

28:39

the video has some, I don't remember this at all.

28:42

Okay. Loading, loading video. Dan put some loading

28:44

music in right here. Hi

28:51

and welcome. Thanks for stopping

28:54

by. I'm so excited

28:56

to share this project with you.

28:58

Inspired by my dog, Charlie girl

29:00

and my love for literacy. I

29:03

decided to write a book for

29:05

dogs. Yep. You heard that right.

29:07

A book written for a dog

29:09

and read by a human. Dog

29:13

loving families all over the world. I was

29:15

kind of doing the work on that second part. Okay,

29:20

let's see. Look, it looks like, um, looks

29:23

like they hit it. Um, thanks

29:25

so much for sharing the update is the only comment. So

29:27

let's click over to the updates. Uh,

29:30

looks like November 17th. Wow. Oh, wait, when

29:32

was it originally going to fulfill the July

29:34

2023? So it took a while. Okay. Well,

29:37

you know what? That's fine. Um,

29:41

this says November, I have mailed

29:43

out all the pre-orders. If,

29:45

uh, have you received your books? If not, please let me

29:48

know. Um, it's been such

29:50

a joy seeing the pictures and videos of your pups

29:52

enjoying their new books. Please continue to send them my way.

29:54

So it looks like we've got some, you

29:57

know, some doggos and some puppers enjoying. Yeah. Gonna

30:00

be a thrill for them, huh? Looks

30:02

like it was fine. Looks like she did

30:04

everything she set out to do, right? update

30:08

fucking sucked We

30:13

gotta go back to virtual it looks

30:15

like a horrible update disaster Jesus fucking

30:18

Christ, okay, well That

30:20

was the update on the old Kickstarter. I guess We

30:23

got six more kickstarters coming your way, but first we're gonna take a

30:25

quick break back with more yks in

30:27

person Right after this And

30:44

we're back Mike I thought since we are here

30:46

in person you might as well go first So

30:48

why don't you take the first one? Yes, that

30:50

is absolutely no problem and I will be doing

30:52

that first Going

30:54

first that is yes, which is what I

30:56

was talking about When

30:59

I talk about the X

31:01

flip JF, it's the world's

31:03

first chat Gbt powered AR

31:05

glasses the world's first AR

31:07

glasses designed for chat GPT

31:09

use Stylish wireless. These are

31:11

goddamn Some glasses

31:14

you can wear how about that? Well,

31:16

I'm a glasses wearer myself. Oh,

31:19

are you? Mm-hmm? I

31:21

actually just I did just recently go to

31:24

the eye doctor The

31:27

eye doctor eye doctor

31:29

eye doctor what? Was

31:31

that did you find him in the app store? I?

31:34

I I did you know

31:36

what you know what the other thing about the

31:38

eye doctor is yes He couldn't hear me no

31:40

headphone Jack. Jeez eye doctor Well, so I went

31:42

there anyways, and I told him some of these

31:44

jokes. He said they were fun Hey,

31:47

you're funny bones working, but I know

31:50

I'm just a doctor Not

31:53

really qualified in fact my insurance build

31:55

me separately for that cuz he wasn't

31:57

qualified to make that decision So that's

31:59

actually pretty unfortunate. I went

32:02

to the eye doctor and he's one of those guys who's like, he's

32:05

like so handsome he's ugly. You know what

32:07

I mean? Yeah I hate that. He's so

32:10

handsome that you

32:12

look at him you go like, oh what's wrong

32:14

with you? Yeah I hate that. You know your

32:16

life is bad because you're so fucking handsome and

32:18

well put together. It looks like you got everything

32:20

you could ever ask for. Oh and you're a

32:22

doctor too, huh? That's actually

32:24

pity you dude. It's one of

32:27

those things where it's like, he looks so good and it's

32:30

obviously smart. Yeah very

32:32

successful. I start looking around the office and

32:34

going like, that doesn't look too good. I

32:39

bet his boat is not that

32:41

nice. I start looking

32:44

up at this, you know how sometimes in

32:46

a doctor's office they have the drop

32:48

ceilings that kind of have like, yeah yeah, where there's

32:50

like a drop or

32:52

something where it goes like brown and like

32:54

a water stain up there or something I

32:56

can't get that fixed. I look around go

32:59

like, well what you're too busy going get

33:01

your handsome appointment? Yeah, you're probably too busy

33:03

fucking your fucking wife who's probably amazing. You

33:05

probably look even better than you. And

33:10

he's so fucking nice too. God damn it.

33:12

It makes me sick to my stomach how

33:14

nice he is. I had a dentist like

33:16

that I had to stop going to him.

33:18

I can't stand that shit. You know what

33:20

you need to be one of those real

33:22

surly ass dentists. You know

33:25

what I mean? It's a bastard. At

33:27

least my dentist has the courtesy to be bald.

33:29

You know what I mean? Like it's thanks. That's

33:32

from respect. Thank God. You know, I go in

33:34

there on a Saturday my bald ass dentist is

33:36

sitting there I'm going to work on a Saturday

33:38

huh Baldy? Yeah, if you did went to your

33:40

eye doctor and you look like that and then

33:42

you went to your dentist and he was a

33:44

knockout I think you'd go home and kill yourself.

33:50

There has to be some ugly people in the

33:52

world right then for everything

33:54

to work out. Yeah, like

33:56

me for it. No, come on. what

34:00

this is. What

34:02

did you get from, you got up in

34:05

the middle of work to go to the

34:07

door. What did you get from that? You

34:09

got a vinyl CD case? It's a comedy

34:11

record, my close personal friend Nick Nemiroff. Rest

34:13

in peace. Oh, that's awesome. Wow, it looks

34:16

cool too. Yeah, it's really great. It's got a

34:18

big old booklet in here with a bunch of

34:20

photos. That's really beautiful. Do you have a record

34:22

player? Yeah, of

34:24

course. Okay, dick. What

34:28

kind do you have? It's

34:30

a Sony. You know, like the 80s, belong

34:32

to my grandfather? I always see

34:34

those like hi-fi setups, you know what I

34:36

mean, with the tuner and the amp and

34:38

all that shit. And the shit that's from

34:41

the 70s, the Panasonic, that's like silver and

34:43

all that shit. I want to know more

34:45

about it, but I really

34:47

don't have, I really should not look at that

34:49

at all. Yeah, it's got

34:52

a really nice meringue, solid

34:54

state amp. Sounds incredible. Yeah.

34:56

I can't be

34:58

finding out about that. That's not

35:00

for me right now. Not

35:03

really in the picking up an enthusiastic hobby

35:05

at this time. Don't need one more. Maybe

35:07

like a puzzle or something, because you're going

35:09

to do a hobby. Yeah, something you can

35:11

get into for a few bucks. Those

35:14

things are really like, I mean, that really is,

35:16

it's old guy shit. And as we get a little grayer,

35:18

I think we will start thinking about like, well,

35:20

what's our weird shit? Is it going to be fucking, am I going

35:22

to do the slot cars or am I going to get a record

35:24

player? Like you kind of got to... My sister sent

35:27

me a slot car thing. She was like, remember these

35:29

when we had these when we were kids? You getting

35:31

old. She was like, remember these slot car things we

35:33

had when we were kids and how... She

35:36

was like, she was like,

35:38

uh, when she said, she said,

35:40

do you remember this and how dad would never

35:42

let us play with it? Remember

35:47

this? We could never play with it because

35:49

dad and his friends were playing with it.

35:51

Roll eyes emoji. Oh man. Yeah,

35:53

dude. Oh wow. Look at

35:55

that. With the guardrails, they glow in

35:57

the dark. That's so sick. Taiko. Pro

36:00

now the racing cars are pre-tuned and

36:02

they are ready to move so sick

36:06

48 bucks and like 19 fucking 82 that

36:08

ain't like a million dollar. That's a lot

36:10

of cash. Yeah, holy shit Yeah,

36:13

if you go, it's so funny I think I'm

36:15

on the wrong side of history with this because

36:17

you know how people bitch about like

36:19

a video game being $75

36:21

now. Yeah, we're like I

36:24

get it when it's like golem and it's the worst thing you've ever played

36:27

in your life But if it's like

36:29

a game legitimately so many people are buying games,

36:31

dude You put 250 hours into Red Dead Redemption

36:33

your man. It was 75 bucks, right? But

36:36

it's like if you look at those circulars like

36:39

from Toys R Us the N64 games coming

36:41

out Yeah, and Mario 64 is $59.99. They

36:43

were always there was always you know how

36:46

much that was in 91 Whatever

36:48

the fuck crazy do this so much money So

36:52

my dad only bought me dinosaurs for hire

36:54

for signature By

36:56

me, you know streets

36:58

of rage Fuck it.

37:00

Did you just say Super Mario 64 came out

37:03

in 91? It was a different Mario in 91,

37:05

Dan Shut

37:07

up. I think I think what do

37:10

you think the original one came out the original Mario

37:12

green teaser? I think it was that was like 85

37:15

now am I talking about the arcade

37:17

Mario Bros? Oh God? Yeah, am I

37:19

talking about I don't well

37:21

cuz I never know I always thought might as

37:23

well not even it's I just I'm giving up

37:25

Because you're trying to trick I thought 87 something

37:28

because when I was born is 87 didn't something

37:30

happen in 87 a Mario related activity Remember

37:35

actually don't what Mario dropped in 87 Let's

37:38

think I would have been too probably. Oh, wow. I

37:40

was already on market. Let's see That

37:44

was Mario Bros 2 I think Wow Wow

37:48

Guess that's why I'm don't look at my phone. Don't look

37:51

at it. Don't look at my phone an alarm It's an

37:53

alarm for three o'clock It's

37:55

to remind you waking up at three o'clock.

37:57

Oh my god. You need to fix

38:00

your sleeves guys fuck that get

38:02

your shit together I cannot hear

38:04

this from you too X

38:07

flip the world's first chat GPT powered

38:09

AR glasses now they

38:11

look just like regular glasses to me

38:14

oh yeah that's where you'd be wrong I guess

38:16

I guess you'd be right well I

38:19

don't know what they are it has a

38:21

1.2 millimeter thin micro LED

38:23

screen now it is a cool screen but you

38:25

don't want to screen in front of you all

38:27

the time that's a good thing because you can

38:29

turn it off with voice you can

38:31

say screen off and the screen will go

38:33

away from your glasses now it's cool this

38:36

is interesting here if you're looking at this

38:38

photograph which is a guide driving this is

38:40

obviously a render this is not real it's

38:42

a guy driving and in Photoshop they have

38:44

zoomed in on the glasses so that it

38:46

looks like it's covering it's like a

38:49

POV shot yeah settle down down and

38:53

it's got like this green like matrix style overlay

38:55

on the glasses that says there's heavy rain ahead

38:57

for the next five miles please slow down to

38:59

a speed of 30 miles per hour or less

39:02

to ensure safe driving meanwhile it

39:04

is taking up your entire field of

39:06

view yeah in the text

39:08

on it you know the UI of it there's

39:11

some problems because I mean maybe

39:13

it maybe we these are just renders

39:15

of course but the problem with that

39:18

is there's very tiny text on it

39:20

or whatever with the yeah we'll

39:22

go back to the Google last Jeff I liked

39:24

it I thought it was cool you did like

39:27

the Google Glass I'll

39:30

go to my grave saying that it was

39:32

kind of cool what what do

39:34

you think the reason it failed is because

39:36

people didn't want to be recorded with glasses

39:38

is that is that more or less right

39:40

yeah I think so they were freaking out

39:42

about like privacy and stuff like thank God

39:44

we've gotten rid of all the cameras and

39:46

stuff like that right that

39:48

was a nightmare with we narrowly avoided

39:51

now I can feel safe and secure

39:53

anytime I go out and nobody's recording

39:55

me yeah no no companies using

39:57

my voice to serve me ads or anything like

39:59

that I It wasn't a thing back then.

40:01

No, that's right. Now it's significantly better.

40:04

The cops are stopping to throw a milkshake at me,

40:06

but sometimes I catch it, so. Hey,

40:08

free milkshake. Not too bad. Chat

40:11

GPT in your eye. I guess

40:13

that's the other thing is that speaking

40:15

out loud has not caught on really in

40:17

any way. Yeah, that's ass. The

40:20

voice assistant stuff, that'll never be good, I

40:22

think. The

40:25

best case scenario for the voice assistant is in the

40:27

car, right? A lot of new cars have the thing

40:29

where, or if you have CarPlay or something like that

40:31

where you can interface with your phone, that

40:34

is like a total no-brainer to say,

40:36

hey phone, call whoever while I'm driving

40:38

around. And yet it feels

40:40

so bad to do that. It's

40:43

bad to do, I mean I have the things,

40:48

I have the things, the

40:50

smart plugs and stuff like that, and they're

40:52

integrated with Alexa, so I can just say Alexa,

40:55

turn off the light. I don't have to

40:57

fucking dig behind the bookshelf

40:59

and flip the switch and shit like that. Sure.

41:02

That's handy, but yeah, everything

41:04

else, every other use case sucks. Like

41:07

if you could easily replace that with another,

41:09

like they have those little switches that are

41:11

just battery powered, you can just place around

41:14

whatever. How much better would it feel to

41:16

walk over and just push the button and just not have to

41:18

open your mouth? You know, because

41:20

it's like a performance. I don't, well

41:22

I've daisy chained them, Jeff, so I'll

41:24

say, for instance, I'll

41:26

say, Alexa

41:28

turn off the Christmas tree. Blink

41:30

goes off, Alexa turn off the lights

41:33

on the stairs. Blink goes off. So

41:35

what I have to say then. You

41:38

can't say, turn off this and

41:40

this. It has to be a

41:42

whole other command, so it's

41:44

very bad, it's not gonna get good.

41:48

It's one of those things where it's like, it seemed like everyone

41:50

said they were investing a ton of money in it, but why

41:52

does it still suck? Because it

41:54

was a lie to get these devices in

41:56

your house so they can spy on you

41:58

and serve you and. That's

42:01

why. Oh. What would

42:03

these glasses say if you could

42:05

do driving mode, reading and writing

42:08

mode, team mode, gaming mode, kitchen

42:10

mode, yoga mode.

42:12

Sorry, kitchen mode. What is that? I'm

42:16

assuming it shows you recipes on

42:18

your glasses here or

42:20

whatever. Nah. We have our

42:22

own database and in the future if

42:24

Gpts store provides an external

42:26

interface, we can also integrate

42:29

with Gpts store. Now

42:32

I don't know what that is. I

42:35

guess they have like a little like

42:37

a marketplace for programs to spin off so

42:40

that they can basically, I guess the scam

42:42

here is not just all of

42:44

the illicit scanning and uploading and reusing

42:46

and stuff that the AI is doing,

42:49

but also tricking developers into making crap like

42:51

this so they can charge huge amounts

42:53

of money for access to the data.

42:55

Like cooking mode is, I

42:57

only have tomatoes and mushrooms. Do you have any

42:59

recipe recommendations? And then it says, well, you can

43:01

try making scrambled eggs with tomatoes and mushrooms. Okay.

43:05

I don't remember saying I had eggs. So.

43:10

But how else would you be able to come up with that? You know,

43:12

you obviously need these glasses to come up with that kind of thing here.

43:15

This one is, this one is their,

43:17

wait, are they drawing a picture of the glasses? And

43:20

then it says, who was the last design concept

43:22

image shared with? And it's,

43:24

oh, it's like reading your email to see when you

43:26

sent this companies are going to like

43:28

that. So it

43:31

has a membership X flip membership service is

43:33

a value added service provided to users for

43:35

a better AI experience. Buying or not buying

43:38

does not affect the normal. So they have

43:40

two tiers of free tier and an X

43:42

flip AI membership where you have more

43:46

minutes a month with chat GPT,

43:48

because this is again, just using

43:50

chat GPT, it's using open AI

43:52

or whatever. So they have the

43:54

tokens that they have to, you have to pay for when

43:57

it breaks down like a sentence into like chunks and

43:59

stuff. like that and so

44:04

they're hoping to offset that with some type

44:06

of membership. I see for their classes. That's

44:08

pretty good. I

44:11

am not interested in this, I think.

44:14

Yeah, I don't think that this would be useful

44:16

at all. But

44:19

I wish them all the best. I

44:21

wish them all the best. Good luck. Yeah, good luck to

44:23

these guys. 600 minutes of Whisper

44:25

Voice service is included.

44:28

And that only takes time for voice to text and

44:30

text to voice conversion. And

44:34

usually a question takes about 10 seconds. So a $5

44:36

member per month can have 120 conversations a day. I'm

44:39

going to need more than that. I like

44:41

how these companies do this stuff where they're

44:43

like, oh, we'll put this product out that's

44:47

overburdened with ads or

44:49

subscription fees or doesn't

44:51

really do the thing and it's promising to

44:54

do. And because

44:57

it's for advertisers, it's not

44:59

for you. It's for you

45:01

or the product or whatever. And it's just

45:05

it's why wouldn't you make something

45:07

that like, you know, is good? Why

45:10

would and this is the question I think I keep

45:12

coming back to. Why would it

45:14

not simply be good enough to create a

45:16

product and sell it and service the product

45:19

and it's good and everyone has a nice

45:21

time because you got to fucking squeeze every

45:24

dollar you can out of this shit. Ah,

45:30

well, 343 bucks at that MSRP, you

45:32

can do a lot of squeezing. Well,

45:35

actually, MSRP is 586. You

45:38

can get one now for 41% off at $343 from Top Sky. 24,598

45:42

dollars of the three thousand dollar goal. Do

45:47

you think this actually five days ago? Does it exist? Actually,

45:49

do you think or no? I don't know.

45:51

It might exist. Maybe it's not going to do, you know, like

45:54

I said, like everything is promising to

45:56

do. Maybe it's, you

45:58

know, your. Kind

46:01

of They're

46:03

doing the tier system on you you got the

46:05

subscriptions like that I mean they got enough money

46:07

to make it happen I mean that's it that's

46:09

enough to probably figure out how to put a

46:11

screen in some classes. I Think

46:14

it probably does exist, but will never work. That's

46:16

my prediction Yeah, that's

46:19

the x-flip now. I've got one. I have

46:21

don't be a baby open still don't I don't want

46:23

to look at it It's your to-do list What?

46:29

No, it's explore new dimensions of

46:31

chess with a vertichess are you

46:33

ready to take your chess

46:35

game to new heights? Oh, yeah with the

46:38

chess with the chess revolution on electronic vertical

46:40

chess board I guess these chess guys I

46:43

guess these chess guys are puffing out their chests a

46:45

little bit because the the chess is in the news

46:47

what they don't realize What they

46:49

don't understand is and I hope the darts guys don't

46:51

make this same mistake We're all talking

46:53

about chess because there was a rumor that

46:55

the best chess guy had a big dildo

46:57

shoved up his ass the whole Time yeah,

46:59

that's the only thing we care about when

47:01

it comes we stop caring about chess nobody

47:03

cares about chess It's you you

47:05

do you have a dildo in your ass? I'm

47:08

interested and if not don't talk to

47:10

I don't care about rook to 9 to fuck you Are

47:14

you pleasuring yourself or not and

47:16

the dart the darts and darts is the same thing you

47:19

got this guy look how ugly this Guy he's only 16.

47:21

He's still so crazy ugly. That's the story that everybody's

47:23

running with right now Doesn't this guy look old as

47:26

fuck. Yeah, he does. He's really

47:28

good at darts. You don't care I didn't see this

47:30

darts was a darts guy. Yeah, he's like a dart

47:32

phenom, and he's 16 years old Who's

47:35

the darts guy with the crazy hair people also ask

47:37

on here? Yeah, who is the 16 year old dart

47:39

darts player, but you click on a picture of me?

47:41

It looks like he's a guy in his 40s or

47:44

Luke Littler Yeah,

47:46

it looks Yeah,

47:49

yeah author of this article

47:52

on bbc.com Jante

47:54

Coleman J o

47:56

and T. Why that's really cool. This

47:59

is really cool. It

48:02

sounds like a John D. Coleman sounds like

48:04

a Christmas tradition from Europe that maybe they're

48:06

not allowed to do anymore. Now this

48:09

is from Italy, so the Italian guy is

48:13

looking at this saying, oh yeah, chess is good. What if

48:16

we attached it to the wall? You

48:18

can get this in Italian. We Italianed it up a

48:20

little bit. They really did. This reminds me of the

48:22

tree we talked about on the Christmas episode where they

48:24

were like, you know how trees are good? Well, put

48:26

it on the wall. The wall is the vertical

48:29

chess. That's the

48:31

future. The benefits of wall chess

48:33

boards are well known. It says

48:36

the benefits of wall chess boards. I

48:38

can say, okay, the fucking study from

48:41

the fucking Mayo Clinic or whatever. Easy

48:45

visibility and accessibility. That's

48:47

what's up. Space

48:49

saving. You have to... It's

48:53

also decorative. But isn't the chess board one

48:55

of the main things that people will get

48:57

when they have a little too much money

48:59

and they want to decorate something? You

49:01

can get a nice chess board. Oh, you don't

49:03

know how to play chess? No, but I just

49:05

think it looks like... It's mahogany. You

49:07

know what I mean? You're setting up a

49:09

study. What can I put on the table? The point

49:12

of it is to take up space. Yeah,

49:14

it's the shit that you put in your Sims

49:16

house, your Sims room for the library. You put

49:19

a fucking chess in here. I don't think anyone's trying to

49:21

figure out how can I play chess, but without

49:23

taking up so much room. Yes,

49:25

goddamn chess boards. It's ruining

49:27

my life. It

49:30

would be cool to get a nice chess set. Do

49:32

you know how to play? I do, but

49:35

I haven't played in a while. Can you teach

49:37

me? I can teach you. We're

49:40

going to have to get into fucking Warhammer here pretty

49:42

soon, buddy. I bought a kid a bunch of Warhammer

49:44

shit. He's never opened it, so we're going to have

49:46

to deal with it. We're going to have to get

49:48

into it. I bought

49:50

him a Fallout board game thing, tabletop

49:53

thing. We're going to have to play that too. Is

49:56

the point of it to paint the figures or is the

49:59

point of it to do something? with them is both you

50:01

can do both that's and say yeah so

50:05

we're gonna have to get real into it just

50:07

to justify these now

50:10

this chessboard this is interesting it is it's

50:12

when I looked at it I thought it

50:14

was like one of those did you ever

50:16

have that I remember having this when I

50:18

was a kid the magnetic fold-up chessboard travel

50:20

chessboard well that's definitely a part of childhood

50:22

yeah of course I played checkers because I

50:24

was stupid but I was thinking the there

50:26

was almost like a little rug like a

50:29

little a knit rug yeah I had the

50:31

checker checker piece is that what it was

50:33

like a little like a placemat almost that

50:35

you would play with yeah I thought this was that

50:37

I thought it was like velcro that you put on

50:39

the wall it's a board that

50:41

goes on your wall they hang up

50:43

and you play chess on it but there's

50:46

more to it of course yeah JF well

50:50

it's magnets the magnets hold

50:52

the pieces up there and there's

50:54

also it's a magnetic it says

50:56

magnetic cable I don't know why that matters magnetic

50:58

cable to start playing on your mobile device so

51:01

you play this on your mobile device or you

51:03

can connect it to a PC and

51:05

interface your chessboard with chess

51:07

software for online and

51:10

offline games now

51:13

the battery is not going to be integrated into

51:15

this it has to be powered by some other

51:17

device that it gets connected to through

51:19

a deliberate choice the battery as well

51:21

as other components subject to aging or

51:23

prone to becoming outdated will not be

51:25

integrated into this piece of art the

51:27

chessboard is powered directly by the device

51:29

it is connected to you

51:31

why do you need to power I

51:33

don't well because chessboard because the magnets

51:36

are maybe if they're electromagnets but

51:39

it also has but the other thing is

51:41

is it has LEDs on there and I

51:43

think the LEDs are for playing remote games

51:45

so you plug in your phone plug

51:48

in the discrete magnetic cable to start playing

51:50

on your mobile device or connect to a

51:52

PC and interface with chess software for online

51:55

and offline games so hanging on my fucking

51:57

wall and I'm walking up to it with

51:59

my and plug in my phone into it.

52:01

And then you can see your opponent's moves, and

52:04

then you move the physical pieces where the lights

52:06

light up on the screen. Yes, that's what it

52:08

is. Here's the, it says

52:10

this is the ink screen. This

52:12

is what this one looks like here. Okay,

52:16

well, I don't need this

52:18

part of it here. Taboo-tronic is the company behind

52:20

this. It says it has

52:22

a touch e-ink display running Maya. So,

52:28

oh, you got the game mode selector Oh, is

52:31

the brain, is this a separate thing? That's

52:33

like a screen that they put on the

52:35

bottom of the chess set that's hanging

52:37

on the wall. Because all this is is just a light

52:39

up board. Okay. It's

52:42

telling you where to put this stuff. That

52:44

sucks, man. Wow, this is really dumb.

52:49

This is, you know, this is like a guy who

52:51

got really into electronics and stuff and figured out how

52:53

to do stuff. And now he's like, I'm gonna make

52:55

a project out of it. Well, with

52:57

that in mind, it's a huge success that's

53:00

cool that you figured out. Cool that you figured

53:02

out how to do something. You start selling it

53:04

to me, now I'm mad. Yeah, yeah. You're

53:07

actually ticking me off really, really bad. This

53:10

seems like a huge, it's for enthusiasts, not

53:12

a guy who doesn't even know how to

53:14

play the game. So I'm out already, but

53:17

it must be, there

53:19

must be something to this that I'm not getting because

53:21

it seems so much harder to do this than to

53:23

do literally any other way of playing chess. Right. The

53:27

benefits don't seem to

53:29

outweigh the, when

53:32

you combine stuff, aren't you supposed to do

53:34

the best of both worlds instead of the

53:36

worst? Podgepodge. That

53:39

looks bad. 2.13

53:41

inch, wait is it,

53:44

what is it, two, two, what is it say?

53:46

Well, it's confusing. Two comma 13. That's

53:48

what the answer is. Inch, Italian. So, bastards.

53:51

Yeah, they got you. Yeah, dumb fucks.

53:54

No, no, they're good. The

53:57

wooden chess, let's see, what does this cost? the

54:00

wooden brown chess king 120 gigabyte USB

54:02

stick. This

54:07

is an elegant USB drive made of wood. Oh,

54:09

that's not even the fucking chess thing. Okay, that's

54:11

$44. That has nothing to do with

54:14

the game board. Okay, scrolling down to where you

54:16

can get the actual game. Here we go. Retail

54:19

price, 499 euros, but you can get it today. The

54:24

16 inch board anyway, for $315. Some

54:30

facts here. Can

54:35

I use a standard magnetic set while

54:37

playing with verti-chess on a table? Yes,

54:40

you can use any. Can

54:43

I use the micro-chess computer as a

54:45

standalone unit to play chess? No,

54:47

it can only be used with a

54:49

verti-chess chess board. Your

54:51

project sucks, bro. What? The

54:56

other thing I think is maybe not clear

54:58

from just listening, but you should be aware

55:01

if you wanna get the full perception of

55:03

the chess board, is unlike a typical chess

55:05

board where you have the finely machined or

55:07

carved or molded pieces that

55:10

have their own unique identifiers just based on

55:12

their shapes, you could play chess based

55:14

on feel if you knew the game well enough.

55:17

This one is, it looks like checkers

55:19

because they are all the flat discs

55:22

that are stuck to it magnetically on

55:24

the wall and just on them is

55:27

printed or maybe it's a

55:29

cutout, but it looks printed

55:31

to me of the symbols and they

55:34

are also quite ugly. They look like the minimalist

55:36

movie posters that we laugh at from time to

55:38

time. So

55:40

that's not good, it seems like really bad overall. And I

55:42

don't know how to play chess, so it's getting an F

55:44

minus for me, 961 of 7656, four backers. 58

55:50

days to go. I should learn how to play chess and

55:52

ride a bike. What do you think?

55:55

It's like 24, dude. Yeah, do it. What

55:57

if my ass came back playing. and

56:00

riding a bike. Look at me!

56:04

Next year you're like in a fucking full

56:06

body cast. I

56:09

should have stuck to checkers and my car, I

56:11

guess. Um, alright,

56:13

what do you got next? This is the

56:16

water gong. Yeah, I said gong. Chill

56:18

out, Dan. I wanted to get a Dan. You wanted

56:20

to get a Dan thing in there too. What next?

56:23

Yeah, cause I was water bong. I was gonna

56:25

tell you to chill. Okay, yeah. Maybe we should

56:27

all just fucking chill. Everybody just relax. Does

56:30

anyone know of a way to like

56:32

calmly like relax and just be like

56:34

kind of chill and vibe? Journey into

56:36

pure sound with this travel sized, digital

56:38

free, nature inspired sound sculpture handcrafted in

56:40

Italy. I didn't do this on purpose.

56:44

This is a water gong. A sonic

56:46

odyssey in the palm of your hand.

56:49

This is cool. This is a small gong. Yeah,

56:53

no it is. But also, just really quick, did

56:55

you see that sonic odyssey got 8.7 on iTunes?

56:58

Just joking. Um,

57:00

I didn't realize that I was doing two Italian projects

57:02

and I'm sorry about that everyone. I'm

57:04

close to saying like no more

57:06

Italians on here. Yeah, we gotta take

57:09

them all out. This

57:12

is cool. This is for, uh, if

57:14

you wanna have a gong or something. Yeah,

57:17

oh right. It would work really well for

57:19

that. Cause it is a gong. So, it

57:22

would go really, really good when I have a

57:24

gong. Look, dude, this is for who you think

57:26

it's for. I'll just say that.

57:28

And it's for, uh, it says

57:31

stress reduction, the soothing vibration and

57:33

resonant tones produced by gongs have

57:35

a profound ability to activate, hold

57:38

onto your hat here, parasympathetic

57:40

nervous system leading to a

57:43

reduction in stress levels. And

57:46

it also enhances sleep quality.

57:49

And you also do pain management with it.

57:51

That's awesome. I've been taking these expensive pain

57:54

pills for this goddamn thing. Might have overstepped

57:56

a little bit with that one. complementary

58:00

approach in pain management. The

58:02

deep vibrations can penetrate tissues

58:05

and muscles providing relief from

58:07

physical discomfort. Yeah. You know,

58:09

I'm old enough, I've had

58:12

enough experiences that at this,

58:14

I think it's unwise for me

58:17

to dismiss anything completely out of hand,

58:20

especially when it comes to alternative

58:22

medicine as it were. I don't, look, I'm never

58:24

gonna get to the point where I'm like, oh,

58:26

you put a drop of something in here and

58:28

it's good or whatever. And it's like I've said,

58:31

it's criminal, that stuff is sold at CVS and

58:33

Walgreens. But I

58:36

think I've said before, I did get acupuncture one time and

58:38

it was one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to

58:40

me. It felt really weird. You're also fucking

58:43

out of your mind. It was

58:45

the next day. I shouldn't have been stoned

58:47

still after that. But it

58:50

felt really fucking, it felt weird. It felt

58:52

weird to have... Felt weird. I believe that

58:54

there's a layer of nerves or whatever that

58:56

if you stick them a bunch, weird stuff

58:58

happens. Oh, death for sure, right? Yeah, yeah.

59:00

Is that really that different from hitting your

59:02

knee and it pops up and there's a

59:05

reflex? Not really. I don't

59:07

think I have an

59:09

energy in my heel that makes me jealous

59:11

or whatever that's supposed to be. I don't

59:13

think that's anything. I think you can, oh,

59:15

if I hear something that's

59:19

pleasant, maybe I'll feel good. That's fine,

59:21

right? That's okay. Yeah,

59:23

maybe. They also have different

59:25

gong mallets, JF. The standard,

59:27

large and friction mallet. Give

59:29

me the standard. Yeah, I want the large

59:32

mallet. You want the large mallet? The large

59:34

mallet brings out the heavier, bassy tones from

59:36

your gong, giving you more low-end sounds. This

59:39

is fucking... This is great. This is high

59:42

five. Look at the fucking bag. They got

59:44

the travel bag for the gong. The

59:46

travel bag. Where are you going? That is insane, man.

59:49

It fits up to four gongs. What? What? Where are

59:51

you going? You need four

59:54

gongs. All right, I got my first gong.

59:56

I should have brought my other gong. This

59:58

is funny. This is true. like there

1:00:00

is this record player for a different kind of

1:00:02

guy yeah it is yeah you're

1:00:04

getting into gong it's just a different type

1:00:07

of just a different type of

1:00:09

guy have you heard almond used to describe

1:00:11

people have you heard that no was that

1:00:14

I think all Dan do you know I'm

1:00:16

talking about when they he's on the phone

1:00:18

hmm the phone what's

1:00:22

going on that's good insane

1:00:26

dude are you talking to the foot

1:00:29

I got a fucking phone call with

1:00:31

your problem Cody talking to who's that

1:00:33

how are they doing my cousin what's

1:00:35

he up to we

1:00:37

got it like he was driving with you but

1:00:39

to give you a mission let's

1:00:42

go bowling I'm

1:00:47

not a gone guy no you know I'll

1:00:50

toss on my dozen air pods and listen

1:00:52

to some tunes yeah will

1:00:54

you listen to like will you listen

1:00:56

to stuff that's like a what

1:00:58

like a binaural beats you ever heard

1:01:00

of that like yeah you know what

1:01:02

that is just the yeah

1:01:05

I think we talked about you remember that was

1:01:07

at the same thing I think we've talked had

1:01:09

this exact same thing no there's not a conversation

1:01:11

eight million fucking time now there's no way binaural

1:01:14

beats is that the

1:01:16

thing where you listen to it and it

1:01:18

it makes you think that you're on drugs

1:01:21

Dan or is that something else now

1:01:23

that something else that something else think you think

1:01:25

that the green noise my guy it

1:01:29

agree to try that that's

1:01:32

the green water

1:01:35

gong I think this video is

1:01:37

good for about one second we see millions

1:01:43

of years yep that's

1:01:45

it I

1:01:48

don't really listen to you know instrumental no

1:01:51

new age type music or something like that

1:01:53

it had a moment though it

1:01:55

in you know that I had a moment that

1:01:57

stuff was banging for a little while yeah they're

1:01:59

away Hello, hello, right and return

1:02:01

to essence. Yeah, dude. Don't mind if

1:02:04

I do Our

1:02:06

ancestors lived among nature sounds.

1:02:08

Yeah wrestling of

1:02:10

the wind Turn this shit

1:02:12

off. No, it's good calming Dan. It's calming music

1:02:16

Not calming me Whoa

1:02:22

Today we're excited to share with

1:02:25

you a musical instrument You know what

1:02:27

this is this is some shit that would be on

1:02:29

at the museum Yeah,

1:02:31

you go to the museum to like waste a couple hours

1:02:33

with your kid They're like hey

1:02:36

We're about to play the history of the gong

1:02:38

over here at auditorium to you You buy a

1:02:40

ticket already bought to get in the fucking it's

1:02:42

just five dollars the suggested donation of five dollars

1:02:44

You can do the history of the gong and

1:02:46

you go in there and they start like they

1:02:48

start a VHS tape You're

1:02:51

sitting in the chair then out of the left side.

1:02:53

They start blowing the air in your face It's

1:02:59

Kind of cool, but it's too cold in there $34,000

1:03:02

of 2k 47 back or 28 days ago the

1:03:04

water gong One

1:03:07

of these is gonna run you flop. I

1:03:09

didn't even see how much was how much was it? It's 549 crazy,

1:03:14

bro That's a

1:03:16

lot in that you you're not gonna

1:03:18

believe this 26,000 of 2000. You're not

1:03:20

gonna believe me when I tell you

1:03:22

that Does

1:03:25

not actually include the mallet

1:03:28

What am I supposed to fucking do with

1:03:31

the gong with my fucking hand? I guess

1:03:33

I don't have any mallet What am I

1:03:36

what am I doing if 599 gets you the water

1:03:38

gong combo now if you want to step it up

1:03:40

to the travel Kit that's 799 $200

1:03:44

for the travel time on bro. This is

1:03:47

for you know a specific type of Person

1:03:50

well, there's also the travel kit pro that runs 849.

1:03:52

I think that's a leather so that's a $350 leather

1:03:54

bag But

1:04:00

You know, Mike, it reminds me that

1:04:03

my gong stand has seen better

1:04:05

days. Yeah, it's falling apart. Yeah,

1:04:09

I don't know if the wife didn't oil

1:04:11

the gong rack like she should have, like

1:04:13

I told her to, but it's kind of

1:04:15

falling apart at the seams. I might as

1:04:17

well upgrade to the water gong deluxe with

1:04:20

the original travel bag mallet water gong and

1:04:22

stand for $9.99. The

1:04:25

fucking balls you gotta have to...

1:04:27

I mean... Yeah. I

1:04:29

mean, for $26,000. I mean... I'll

1:04:32

fucking chill a gong. I'll chill a

1:04:34

gong. You would

1:04:36

say the gong made you feel really good for a $26,000? I'll

1:04:39

put the fucking mallet up my ass. Is that what you want?

1:04:41

You want me to put it up my ass? Well

1:04:44

what I really want is the collector's

1:04:46

edition. Now that comes with a triangular

1:04:48

gong stand, which I am guessing probably

1:04:51

does something with the vibes of the

1:04:53

gong. It probably helps it. So

1:04:57

I think I'm probably gonna go with that for $1,099. If

1:05:01

you have an extra $1,000 laying around... That's

1:05:04

crazy, bro. You might want to get a gong.

1:05:08

The balding white guy with

1:05:10

ponytail in kimono swinging gong

1:05:12

around in the forest is

1:05:14

such a good gift. That's

1:05:16

so good. That rocks. That's

1:05:18

really cool. Yeah,

1:05:21

I'm seeing all the different gongs and

1:05:24

stuff. Look, it does look

1:05:26

good. You have to admit it looks good.

1:05:28

Yeah, yeah, I guess as far as gongs

1:05:30

go, I guess. That's

1:05:32

a good looking gong. I'm a gong novice,

1:05:35

I couldn't really say. No gong connoisseur. No,

1:05:37

definitely not. I'm looking at the company, Flight,

1:05:39

the name of the company. Well

1:05:42

I will say that they have their

1:05:46

Facebook, Instagram, and X profiles here and

1:05:48

the link just goes to Instagram. So

1:05:50

I'm having to search around for their...

1:05:52

Come for Flight because our whole operation's for

1:05:55

the birds. Okay,

1:05:58

that's good. see if they had

1:06:00

paid for the blue check but they didn't okay so

1:06:03

their credit there they didn't pay for the blue check

1:06:05

but I'm looking at flights other projects

1:06:08

here they've got the levitating light they've

1:06:10

got life set your plants free zero

1:06:12

gravity they've got storied the levitating time

1:06:15

I think we did story the levitating

1:06:17

timepiece it was think we did a

1:06:19

little marble that flies around the clock

1:06:21

face ultimate minimum minimal

1:06:24

dimmable LED bulb they've got the

1:06:26

Buddha ball which I think we

1:06:28

also did but

1:06:31

they did well they didn't they've got project

1:06:34

we love on all these which I

1:06:37

don't know I was trying to search out what

1:06:39

project we love Oh isn't

1:06:41

that when someone told us what

1:06:44

that was someone from Kickstarter I

1:06:50

forgot so I was bad at

1:06:52

our job I was wondering when you were going

1:06:54

to wait the white flag on what you were

1:06:56

trying to remember episode that we recorded yesterday or

1:06:58

whatever I was times

1:07:00

where I'm just talking and then I'm like he's gonna cut

1:07:03

me off a bitch and

1:07:05

he never cuts me off there

1:07:09

no I'm gonna let you let

1:07:12

you do what you gotta do no

1:07:15

our friend Josh Brugel who was

1:07:17

doing a party D&D with

1:07:20

us which is great check it out I think

1:07:22

Dan how many are out now three are out

1:07:24

now we got to do more thank you I

1:07:26

think three or four I don't know doing the

1:07:28

fourth one okay Dan Dan doesn't know when the

1:07:30

producer doesn't know where you know any goddamn podcasts

1:07:32

I've done in the last month no

1:07:37

me neither apparently our friend

1:07:39

Josh was saying who's an expert

1:07:41

who has run I think more than

1:07:43

one very successful Kickstarter campaign

1:07:45

with the board games though what he

1:07:48

was saying is he says it just

1:07:50

means a Kickstarter staffer back to the

1:07:52

project yes which

1:07:55

what I was talking to him about it and I was saying well their

1:07:58

site says something different And I was kind

1:08:00

of pushing I was kind of getting a guy kind of started going like

1:08:03

oh, oh, yeah Oh, is that

1:08:05

right? Just that right judge? Yeah, is that right? Just

1:08:07

you know what maybe I'm maybe I'm the DM

1:08:09

now Put him in his place. Maybe I'm the

1:08:11

DM now. Maybe I decided my monster lives The

1:08:16

guy the guy who very patiently explains to

1:08:18

me every single I'm

1:08:20

gonna turn into a car. You cannot turn

1:08:23

into a car No,

1:08:27

he's so good, but but he was saying

1:08:29

yeah The he says

1:08:31

the this he talked to somebody there the

1:08:33

staffer That backed the project

1:08:35

told them like about what was going on So

1:08:38

I mean we've been totally mistaken this

1:08:40

whole time about like what it actually we're better

1:08:43

Well, it goes without saying I thought it

1:08:45

was in the proof is in the

1:08:47

pudding as far as that's concerned I thought that it was

1:08:49

basically like the you know, like the

1:08:51

blockbuster like check this out, you know, yeah yeah,

1:08:54

yeah featured project which I guess in a way it is

1:08:57

But yeah, but it's like that. Interesting I

1:08:59

wonder if it's like do you think Kickstarter

1:09:01

has one of those you think they have

1:09:03

like an employee budget or it's like you

1:09:05

get A few. Oh, yeah, maybe you get

1:09:07

to back some projects. It would be crazy

1:09:09

to be like spend working there and own

1:09:11

money on it like yeah, or You

1:09:15

work there and you've never backed a project or so. I

1:09:17

guess that's fine Fucking it works

1:09:19

for Twitter every time the new

1:09:22

right you remember when like the new person when

1:09:24

you know When you could care about such things

1:09:26

Yeah, the new person would get hired as like

1:09:29

the community manager and you'd go to their profile

1:09:31

like four post. Yeah So,

1:09:34

I don't know anyways, but that's interesting so

1:09:37

flight is the popular with it It's

1:09:40

good. It's actually fine. Oh, it's better than her. Yeah, don't

1:09:42

look into it Somebody

1:09:45

over at Kickstarter is a fan of flight. At

1:09:47

least one person is really Into

1:09:49

it. They did a hoverboard which you would think

1:09:51

it's one of those things that's not at this is

1:09:54

what's this is What's the problematic about this project? Hoverboard

1:09:57

came to mean something

1:09:59

that does not hover. Right, right, right.

1:10:01

Unfortunately they were trying to sell

1:10:03

a board that hovered and didn't

1:10:06

travel. Yeah. It's

1:10:08

like a decorative item that sits on

1:10:10

your desk, right? Yeah, although it looks

1:10:12

pretty big. It looks like a fucking

1:10:14

skateboard that's just hovering in there. It's

1:10:17

usually like magnetic levitation

1:10:19

or whatever. They they got a hold of

1:10:21

some pretty strong magnets. That thing was, that

1:10:23

was $1,800 for the hoverboard.

1:10:27

Very cool. And it just

1:10:29

kind of flutes around. So they

1:10:32

moved on to water gong which seems to be

1:10:34

a new, I would say, I would say you

1:10:36

are out of your sphere of

1:10:38

comfort when you go from like, oh check out this

1:10:40

thing, kind of floats around, that's kind of cool, to

1:10:43

being like the vibe. This is the savior way. Yeah,

1:10:45

cure you. That's kind of like, it's

1:10:47

a bit in it. My question is,

1:10:49

how did these guys convince themselves not to

1:10:52

say the hovering gong? Like why would it

1:10:54

not, why doesn't this hover? That would

1:10:57

have been good. This one just hangs there. Now we put

1:10:59

strings on this one. Why? You obviously

1:11:01

have the technology to make

1:11:03

a fucking hover gong.

1:11:05

Oh well. This

1:11:08

is fine. This is a great, this is actually a great project

1:11:11

and 34,000 of

1:11:13

2k 47 backers, 28 days to

1:11:15

go is what the water gong got.

1:11:18

And we are halfway through Mike, the six pack, which means

1:11:20

we are going to take a quick break. We will be

1:11:22

back with more YKS. Right after this. And

1:11:26

we are back the dual. Mike,

1:11:28

from work to leisure in a snap. So that's what

1:11:31

I want to talk about right now. Snap your phone

1:11:33

onto your badge and instantly liberate your hands from

1:11:35

work to leisure in a second with dual sided

1:11:37

tap and go. And

1:11:40

going back to what we talked about just a second ago about the

1:11:43

Kickstarter project we love designation.

1:11:47

Certainly this one makes a lot more

1:11:49

sense to me as something that one

1:11:51

person at Kickstarter liked. Yeah. As

1:11:54

opposed to like we're putting

1:11:56

our muscle behind this project,

1:11:59

which is I don't know, niche?

1:12:01

Is that a fair way of describing this project?

1:12:03

Common issues of carrying smartphones.

1:12:07

And it's set up like a chat for some reason. Not

1:12:09

clear why that would be the case. So you have the

1:12:11

two sides? Yeah. The size of smartphones

1:12:13

no longer fits the pocket anymore. Desperately

1:12:16

need a hand while getting lunch with the gigantic

1:12:18

phone in my hand. And again, you're supposed to

1:12:20

read this as a back and forth. Oh, okay.

1:12:23

So that's me. You can never relax putting

1:12:25

my phone aside when both hands are needed for

1:12:27

chores. The awkwardness while

1:12:29

having both my badge and phone

1:12:31

straps, then eeeh, face. The

1:12:34

regular straps tend to be too casual

1:12:36

for the workspace. Always worry about

1:12:38

shattering the screen while having my phone in

1:12:40

my hands. Now, you know, Mike, I know it's

1:12:42

2024 and saying this

1:12:46

is certainly cause for concern all around this

1:12:48

great country of ours. But whatever happened to

1:12:51

pronouns, are we not using pronouns in text

1:12:53

messages? Like why would you not, why is

1:12:55

it written that way? Isn't that weird? Yeah,

1:12:57

that's weird. This is a

1:12:59

fucking lanyard that you hang your phone on. It

1:13:02

is a lanyard that you hang your phone

1:13:04

on. Now I've never been, I've never

1:13:07

been called upon to have a lanyard. Yeah.

1:13:10

Really in any field. You know what? I

1:13:13

had one at TwitchCon and I did have the lanyard at TwitchCon, but

1:13:15

I've never been one of those guys that's like, oh, I swipe you,

1:13:17

I'll swipe you in. Cool. It's cool

1:13:19

when you have the lanyard with the thing

1:13:21

on the fucking thing. I had the extension

1:13:23

cord that popped out. You kept that extendo

1:13:25

on it. You bop it up on the

1:13:28

keypad. All right, scoop. I'm

1:13:30

in my office. Until that one

1:13:32

day, it didn't work anymore. One

1:13:34

day. Yeah,

1:13:36

yeah. It said rejected on there. Just

1:13:38

cause I've been dating in the server

1:13:41

room? No, we

1:13:43

actually didn't know about that. We didn't know

1:13:45

about that. I

1:13:48

am actually not, so is this, you're going to

1:13:50

have more info on this than me. Is

1:13:53

this the problem that this thing is solving? Is

1:13:55

it that you don't want to carry

1:13:57

your phone when you're walking around the office?

1:14:00

Yeah, it's I mean the phones are

1:14:03

so big now JF with these screens

1:14:06

Some of them have like 24 28 inch

1:14:08

screens on them that it's difficult

1:14:10

to carry them in your pocket nowadays So yeah,

1:14:12

where else are you gonna put it? Well, I

1:14:14

don't your neck what I'll probably do is I'll

1:14:17

probably take my $2,000

1:14:19

piece of electronics that has all of

1:14:22

my family photos my password All

1:14:24

of my work stuff and everything my entire

1:14:26

life on it And it's

1:14:29

just surrounded shrouded by delicate glass

1:14:31

and then I believe I will hang it

1:14:34

upside down on my chest from our cord

1:14:36

Yeah Yeah I think I might do that

1:14:38

say goodbye to the discomfort of a heavy

1:14:40

phone weighing you down the length of the

1:14:42

duals lanyard is Effortlessly adjustable by pulling the

1:14:44

specially designed device. This would weigh you down

1:14:48

Yeah, it doesn't weigh you down when it's in the pocket

1:14:50

does No

1:14:52

need to fiddle around or take off the lanyard

1:14:54

to make adjustments it's got the dual You

1:14:58

put your fucking ID your badge in there I'm

1:15:00

just not sure what what I'm getting out of

1:15:02

having it on the it says detach with a

1:15:05

single hand For

1:15:08

what reason yeah fear In

1:15:13

some type of a tactical situation where you need to

1:15:15

access your phone immediately Well, you can put credit cards

1:15:17

in there and use it to pay but then it's

1:15:19

also your phone is sitting on it in in this

1:15:21

In this gift they don't even wear it around their

1:15:23

neck. They're holding it. Aren't we back to square one

1:15:25

back to holding it now? We're doing

1:15:27

we're holding it And

1:15:30

you can you can initiate private mode which

1:15:33

is you can flip it around so nobody

1:15:35

sees it Why

1:15:37

would you ever flip it around? Yeah, come on

1:15:41

Come on. I am I am Wow

1:15:43

look I'm just I'll say this this

1:15:46

is this is from Taiwan Where

1:15:48

I'm simply imagining the badge culture

1:15:50

is different than it is. Yeah

1:15:52

for an unemployed guy who never

1:15:54

leaves his house Why

1:15:56

do I need a fucking later? Bye

1:16:00

Yeah, nothing making sense to you. Maybe

1:16:02

to them it's like, we're

1:16:05

all sick of how

1:16:07

to figure out lanyards and phones. And then everyone

1:16:09

in Taiwan is like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

1:16:12

yeah. I hate this shit. I

1:16:14

just have to allow for that different

1:16:17

experience. But I'm not saying... The way

1:16:19

that this phone is attached to this

1:16:22

guy's hip basically on the lanyard string

1:16:24

is freaking me out. That

1:16:26

is like... Dude, somebody's gonna jock

1:16:28

your phone. It's a little clip. Yeah. What

1:16:31

are you doing? I'm looking at the About Us on here. They

1:16:33

got one, two, three, four, five,

1:16:35

six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen

1:16:37

people or something. Their work hit this company.

1:16:39

Damn. Making a fucking little... You

1:16:42

think a little piece of shit? You know what? I'm

1:16:45

gonna say y'all probably don't need the lanyard

1:16:47

at y'all's place. How about a key? I

1:16:50

think y'all are at cheese. Just pass around the key. The

1:16:54

company named Zenlet. They've done amazingly

1:16:56

intuitive wallet. They've done a MacBook

1:17:02

carrier, quick access

1:17:04

wallet, Zenlet coil,

1:17:06

your everyday power, so like a power

1:17:08

bank on the go. Let's

1:17:12

see. World's first

1:17:14

antimicrobial copper foil mask

1:17:17

organizer, a desk

1:17:19

declutter, coin dr... Oh, wait a minute.

1:17:22

They did Coin Drift. Didn't we do

1:17:24

Coin Drift? It's Coin Drift.

1:17:26

Coin Drift is like the thing where you

1:17:28

drop your coins in and it goes down the

1:17:30

little slide and then people are like, my coins

1:17:32

keep getting stuck. Oh, yeah. Remember? Remember

1:17:35

that? Oh, yeah. Fuck. Damn.

1:17:38

That's funny. So we've probably done this before

1:17:41

where we've talked about something and not even noticed that we've

1:17:43

talked about it before. Well, because this is so different from

1:17:45

Coin Drift, you know, that it's like surely

1:17:47

we can be free. Sure, man.

1:17:49

Surely our listeners will forgive us. Make

1:17:51

you one mistake. These

1:17:54

guys have definitely cornered the market on like

1:17:56

Brookstone-ass shit for your desk and work plan.

1:18:00

which is really probably not a bad

1:18:02

market to be in really, because if

1:18:04

you work at an office, I can't

1:18:06

imagine the temptation to be

1:18:08

like, man, if I buy this little doodad,

1:18:10

working in an office won't suck. I mean,

1:18:13

right? That would be great. This

1:18:15

one was, the last one they did, the

1:18:17

Zenlet 3 Series, sounds like Stefan's

1:18:19

pants. The Zenlet 3 Series?

1:18:22

Yeah, her shoes. Sounds

1:18:25

like something of his that

1:18:27

he would talk with. First of all, he's just a little

1:18:30

ass piece of shit. The

1:18:34

Zenlet 3 Series, enjoy the wallet that fits all in

1:18:36

your palm. This is a wallet, and they raised almost

1:18:38

250 grand, and they updated it

1:18:40

on Christmas. It's so

1:18:43

funny to be still doing wallets,

1:18:45

bro. We

1:18:47

didn't figure out the wallet. You

1:18:49

know, we didn't figure out the wallet yet. Am I

1:18:52

happy with my wallet? No, but it's

1:18:55

fine. It doesn't matter. It's not. Are

1:18:57

you happy with your wallet? I

1:18:59

mean, yeah, there's a bunch of shit in there I gotta

1:19:01

carry around. But I'm never gonna get to the

1:19:04

point where I'm like, I would like a little, basically

1:19:06

what is a phone? And I'd like to sit on that when

1:19:08

I go out. Yeah, I

1:19:10

never understood the wallet things with

1:19:13

the big contraption that you

1:19:15

push a button, and wow, I

1:19:17

have access to all of my

1:19:20

master cards, or whatever, like who the fuck,

1:19:23

who cares? I don't know. I mean,

1:19:25

I don't like rooting around in my wallet when I'm

1:19:28

checking out. But I also, it's like

1:19:30

a piece of leather that I get to sit on. I

1:19:32

mean, this is like a brick, right? You're not, you're

1:19:34

just, you're just, we're saying we're not

1:19:36

sitting on it. It's going in the front pocket, or it's

1:19:38

going in like a bag or something. It's

1:19:41

just so weird, the whole ecosystem of smart

1:19:43

wallet, or whatever the fuck. I think it

1:19:45

is too. Let me see how the

1:19:47

dual works in action though, before we move on. Badge.

1:19:53

Phone. Dual badge and

1:19:55

phone, okay. Works

1:19:58

both ways. horizontal

1:20:00

vertical right flip

1:20:04

and tap private mode modular

1:20:15

no this didn't help I'm sorry it didn't

1:20:17

help me 20 22 K of 5k 260 that didn't help me really I didn't

1:20:23

really didn't

1:20:26

get 44 bucks super early bird

1:20:28

for the dual seems high but these

1:20:31

guys are making good money $79 for two and

1:20:34

then after well once you buy it

1:20:36

right yeah then you can basically

1:20:40

all your problems are solved yeah

1:20:42

okay good that's that's what I thought that's

1:20:44

good okay Mike

1:20:47

you got one more I think oh yeah jf

1:20:50

are you sick and tired of doing

1:20:52

dishes washing them and stuff like

1:20:54

that well I'm not my dishwasher works fine I have

1:20:57

no problems with it I knew you'd do this

1:20:59

to me the

1:21:01

guy comes out and he looks at it and he

1:21:03

says yeah it's throwing codes and he's like I'll have

1:21:06

to come I'll have to call you can't call me

1:21:08

again if it starts messing up or whatever no he

1:21:10

didn't do that and then and then I'm like of

1:21:12

course it's gonna mess up cuz you know you didn't

1:21:14

do anything to it so I had to call the

1:21:16

landlord again be like hey it's still fucked up or

1:21:18

whatever the guy comes out

1:21:20

again and he's like yeah the heating elements

1:21:23

bad like dog you were here like

1:21:25

a week ago didn't just go bad did it see

1:21:28

that or whatever yeah he's

1:21:31

like yeah when he was like leaving he's

1:21:33

like yeah I he

1:21:35

was like I just have to I have he was

1:21:37

like explain it like he had to make it the

1:21:40

first initial appointment just to and

1:21:43

then he he was like this is the way that they want

1:21:45

us to do we're aware of the fuck that's

1:21:47

so crazy that's just that's wild you're

1:21:50

making two appointments ripping off

1:21:52

my landlord dude I got

1:21:54

a fucking heated shoving match

1:21:56

with him you

1:21:59

know my landlord trust you. Come

1:22:01

out here and do a good job. And this

1:22:03

is how you repay his... I

1:22:06

think it is interesting how so

1:22:08

much of it does seem to be set up with

1:22:10

like, well, if this keeps

1:22:12

happening, it's like, do you not realize that I'm here,

1:22:15

you're here... I put off calling you

1:22:17

because it's been happening. Like, we're

1:22:20

past that point, dude. It's with doctors too. Yeah, yeah.

1:22:22

It's with doctors too. Like, well, if you keep feeling

1:22:24

sick, dude, I'm on day 20 of feeling

1:22:27

bad. Do you think my ass

1:22:29

was walking here? I do not have

1:22:31

a co-pay. I'm paying you $128. We'll

1:22:33

see what happens at the second appointment.

1:22:37

Another $250 or whatever it is. That's just

1:22:39

the way it is, man.

1:22:41

It's actually company policy to jerk

1:22:46

you around as much as possible. Crazy.

1:22:50

Crazy world. Yeah, well, we'll fix it.

1:22:52

Somebody ought to sell tickets. Look

1:22:56

how easily the dish below is cleaned

1:22:58

with no soaking, no scrubbing. This is

1:23:01

a goddamn... This is

1:23:03

called fresher clean, JF. This is a small

1:23:06

workstation for your dish

1:23:08

washing needs. It's got your

1:23:10

scrubbers. It's got your brushes. It's got your...

1:23:13

I guess maybe all it

1:23:15

has. Well, that's what else do you really want

1:23:17

out of that? Yeah. We see

1:23:19

these all the time with automated

1:23:21

or electrical scrub brush things.

1:23:23

People always trying to make

1:23:25

washing dishes easier or whatever

1:23:27

by introducing a... A battery.

1:23:32

A battery to it. It

1:23:34

just never works. Never works. You got the

1:23:36

soap, you got the brush. If that ain't

1:23:38

doing it... I mean, really. Soak it for

1:23:40

a little while, come back. You're taking the...

1:23:44

You're talking about this is going to save you time

1:23:46

scrubbing the dish or whatever. Fuck. Just put some

1:23:48

elbow grease on it, bro. Yeah, dude. You

1:23:50

got to get in there. Well, millennials don't want to wash

1:23:52

their dishes anymore. I mean, look at

1:23:54

the goddamn... The what

1:23:57

he's doing here. Okay? He's cleaning out. Right.

1:24:00

He's cleaning out a damn Pyrex

1:24:02

baking dish, whatever the fuck.

1:24:04

Yes. And he's using

1:24:06

the handheld scrubber. Right. And

1:24:09

he just sucks at it. And it doesn't look like it

1:24:11

fits into the pan and shit like that. It's just, it's

1:24:13

total ass. Bro, you don't know how to wash a dish.

1:24:15

It's what it comes down to. He's not good at it.

1:24:17

He's not good at it. Is this thing, I was looking

1:24:20

at this and I'm really trying to figure it out. I

1:24:22

don't know that he describes it all at all. Of course,

1:24:24

dude. He took the end off of it and says you

1:24:26

can put soap in it and put it on different stuff.

1:24:28

Oh, good. It's like a universal attachment

1:24:30

where you have soap in the bottom of

1:24:32

the thing and all of your

1:24:35

tools are electric or whatever. Why,

1:24:38

so what is this base station?

1:24:40

Does the base station contain the power or

1:24:42

does the base station contain water? Is it

1:24:44

shooting water jets out of the base station

1:24:47

into your attachments? I don't think so. I

1:24:49

think it's just for storage, maybe. Or

1:24:51

is it? I don't know. I see.

1:24:54

I'm gonna hit play on this, let's see. Okay.

1:24:57

Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. I'm

1:25:00

not hearing this, I'm turning this shit off. I don't wanna hear

1:25:02

this. Stop washing them and keep

1:25:04

washing them. Look, it's got a hose on

1:25:06

the back of it. See? Wow,

1:25:09

so this is like a, so

1:25:12

where's the water coming from? Making this here, pretty

1:25:14

dirty. Normally you gotta. Is it coming

1:25:16

from under this? You tap into your water supply for this?

1:25:19

No way, no way, bro. So with pressure clean, you have

1:25:21

a pressure. Look, you have a

1:25:23

pressure washer, dude. He's setting up a pressure

1:25:25

washer. He's still on the. The pressure cleaner

1:25:27

built into your brush. Yeah. So

1:25:30

right now we just turned the pressure cleaner

1:25:32

on and the water doesn't

1:25:34

shoot out until we push down the

1:25:37

fish that we're cleaning. Yeah. And

1:25:39

that activates the water. Jesus. So let me show you

1:25:41

how. Got a pretty dirty dish here.

1:25:43

Okay. This

1:25:48

is going to make a huge mess, I think,

1:25:50

probably. Yeah, yeah. Well, the fish are

1:25:52

clean, we're able to. What do you think he made in there,

1:25:54

lasagna? That'd be

1:25:56

good, huh? It's like poop. It

1:26:01

does look like poop. You can already see the one

1:26:03

half that's been cleaned with fresher clean, and the other

1:26:05

half that is. Wow. So that's him

1:26:07

using his product, but I would

1:26:10

endeavor to say that a simple brush would probably

1:26:12

knock that out. Right. Come on,

1:26:14

D. It's about too much. Looking up

1:26:16

a fucking Ryobi and some shit to your kitchen. That's

1:26:18

interesting that it's taking the water from under the sink

1:26:21

and pressure. Wow, yeah, you see the hose. Is it

1:26:23

coming from under the sink? Yeah, look, you see the

1:26:25

hose attachment here that you can put on the... Damn.

1:26:28

I mean, why not just build it into the

1:26:30

top of your faucet? Why

1:26:33

not build the thing with

1:26:35

a brush? Many faucets do now have

1:26:37

the little sprayer

1:26:40

head on there. If the combination

1:26:42

of soap and the sprayer head on the

1:26:44

sink and your dishwasher and

1:26:46

a soak isn't doing it, just fucking

1:26:48

pitch it, brother. You

1:26:50

fucked it up. I don't know what you did to

1:26:52

it, but I don't know. But hey,

1:26:54

speaking of... Do you know there's two different Pyrexes that you

1:26:56

can get? I feel like we should do a public service

1:26:58

announcement. And

1:27:01

this is true, and you need to go look. Do the research on

1:27:03

your own. It's like when I told people

1:27:05

to stop stealing from Target because they'll book your ass. People

1:27:08

said, hey, thanks. I was stealing a bunch

1:27:11

of shit from Target. All right, PSA, JFPSA,

1:27:13

here you go. Two different Pyrexes. There's

1:27:15

the real one and there's the fake one, which

1:27:17

fans of this show will be familiar

1:27:20

with that concept. But

1:27:22

it's like capital P and lowercase P. What?

1:27:25

There's the borosilicite, which I think

1:27:27

is the good one, and then

1:27:29

there's the one that sucks. Anytime

1:27:32

somebody says, I took

1:27:34

my Pyrex out of the fridge and I put

1:27:36

it in the oven and it fucking exploded, they

1:27:38

were using the bad Pyrex. But

1:27:42

it's like a name brand versus... Pyrex

1:27:46

is a brand introduced by Corning Inc. in

1:27:48

1915 for a clear, low

1:27:50

thermal expansion borosilicate glass

1:27:53

used for laboratory glassware in

1:27:55

kitchen. Yeah.

1:27:58

But then they said, damn. 1998

1:28:01

the kitchenware division of Corning Inc Spun

1:28:04

off from its parent company as

1:28:06

Corning consumer products company subsequently named

1:28:09

Corel brands and later merged with

1:28:11

instant brands So

1:28:13

what is the two? Well,

1:28:16

I don't know at some point you get some point you scroll down the

1:28:18

Wikipedia Fucking says pyrex

1:28:20

is two different trademark. Yeah.

1:28:23

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I did not know that

1:28:26

So if you're feeling real confident in your pyrex shit

1:28:28

because you know, that's the whole thing. It's like it's

1:28:30

very temperature It's

1:28:33

not sensitive the temperature changes In

1:28:35

Europe Africa in the Middle East

1:28:37

a variation of the pyrex all

1:28:40

uppercase trademark is licensed by International

1:28:42

cookware for bakeware that has been

1:28:44

made of numerous materials including borosilicate

1:28:46

Mm-hmm and soda lime glass

1:28:48

stoneware blah blah blah. I think that's soda lime

1:28:50

is the one that's not good, right? Mm-hmm That

1:28:54

is funny strange, isn't it

1:28:56

older clear glass pyrex manufactured by

1:28:59

Corning and Pyrex

1:29:01

laboratory glassware are made of borosilicate glass. That's

1:29:03

what you want. Yeah, that's the good shit

1:29:05

That's a good shit But you go now

1:29:07

and you look in your cabinet and you

1:29:09

see the little the pyrex Measuring

1:29:12

cup or whatever that you fucking have and

1:29:15

you got on Amazon for $12. Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:17

Yeah, that's the fake shit Wow, it's

1:29:19

gonna blow up your house. Anyway Be

1:29:23

careful in the kitchen everybody hate washing dishes introducing

1:29:25

trueshing fresh or fresh or clean Wow This guy

1:29:27

should have worked on the title of the yeah,

1:29:29

it's hard to read sucks 1413

1:29:31

of 35k 15 backers 54 days To

1:29:35

go and this guy what I like about this guy

1:29:37

is right here in his bio the thing we say

1:29:39

all the time Serial entrepreneur

1:29:41

love it fucking comes out

1:29:44

and says go you got me dead

1:29:46

to rights It

1:29:49

Does look like something a serial

1:29:52

entrepreneur would have that this little cheap

1:29:54

piece of shit a cheap

1:29:56

piece of shit Shouldn't talk shit. Maybe I'll meet him in a

1:29:58

bar someday Yep,

1:30:04

and he'll know that your dishwasher is fucked up so you'll

1:30:06

really be against the ropes. Anyways, that was the dish thing.

1:30:08

I'm not going to try to say

1:30:10

it again. It'll hurt. Last

1:30:13

one I got

1:30:15

for you, Mike, is called the

1:30:17

Electrify Grounding Bedsheet. We've talked about

1:30:19

grounding on here before. Yeah. Listen,

1:30:23

I have to always have an

1:30:25

image. We've talked

1:30:27

about feminism on the show before. It

1:30:29

is just like laughing. The

1:30:32

Electrify Grounding Bedsheet. Studies show grounding

1:30:34

is a natural way to restore

1:30:36

and maintain health. Electrify

1:30:39

products keep us balanced in our modern

1:30:41

lives. I thought it was an electric

1:30:43

bedsheet. Yeah. Wouldn't that be cool? Well,

1:30:47

it's not. It's actually some scam

1:30:49

crap. Check this out. Here we go. Oh,

1:30:53

God. So,

1:31:04

no words on this? No,

1:31:06

just a lady in bed. Relax. Is

1:31:10

she pleasuring herself? I can't see your screen.

1:31:12

Mike, this is Electrify. We're on a mission

1:31:14

to balance your body electrically by connecting

1:31:17

back to Earth. Let's go. Our path

1:31:19

is a pathway to ground your body to the Earth.

1:31:21

Yep. Grounding is not new. And

1:31:23

in fact, for most of human history, we have

1:31:25

been connected to the Earth by... I'm

1:31:27

loving these. I think that is the logical

1:31:29

fallacy, appeal to antiquity? Is that what it's

1:31:32

called? Or appeal to...

1:31:34

Is that something? Well, it's like

1:31:36

the guy earlier who was saying like for millions of

1:31:38

years, our ancestors lived, you know. I love

1:31:40

that shit. That shit's so funny. Grounding,

1:31:42

often referred to as earthing, is

1:31:45

a practice that involves connecting oneself

1:31:47

directly to the Earth's surface. Yeah.

1:31:50

It's the act of physically touching the

1:31:52

ground with bare skin, feet,

1:31:54

hands, or body. Well,

1:31:57

why would that be a problem? Well, going outside barefoot. I do that every

1:31:59

time I go to the Earth. I got pissed. It

1:32:01

was a good deal. Well, our ancestors never

1:32:03

suffered from reduced energy

1:32:05

levels or inflammation or

1:32:08

slow recovery. You know, all our ancestors that died at like

1:32:10

42, 29. Come

1:32:12

on, bro. The hillbillies that I grew up with

1:32:14

who walked around barefoot were not in the best

1:32:16

of health. So I'm going to

1:32:19

call bunk on that. Optimized

1:32:22

energy levels says the

1:32:24

2019 randomized control trial,

1:32:27

looking at the effects of grounding

1:32:30

experience significant increases in now this

1:32:33

that doesn't even say people who grounded.

1:32:35

It just says looking at the effects

1:32:37

of grounding start quote experience significant increases

1:32:39

in physical function and energy and significant

1:32:42

decreases in fatigue, depressed mood, tiredness and

1:32:44

pain while grounded would love

1:32:46

to see literally any other part of

1:32:48

that. This is all good. The testimonial

1:32:51

from whoever this is

1:32:53

from, maybe the person who yeah,

1:32:56

started it. Yeah. I look

1:32:58

at pictures of myself from a year ago

1:33:00

and I barely recognize myself. I've lost over

1:33:02

20 pounds in the past year alone. I

1:33:06

have the most energy I've ever had. I'm

1:33:08

able to accomplish so much more in my

1:33:10

day. I get

1:33:12

deep restful sleep and now

1:33:15

being able to recall my

1:33:17

dreams. Wow. She's recovering

1:33:19

from her injuries more

1:33:21

quickly. She's

1:33:24

thinking positively. Got fucking Wolverine healing powers

1:33:26

now. Come on. I

1:33:30

found myself for a long time being hypercritical

1:33:32

of myself, finding flaws, wondering why I couldn't

1:33:34

be like this person or behave this way.

1:33:37

And I wasn't valuing the person who I am and acknowledging

1:33:39

all the wonderful gifts that I've been given and need to

1:33:41

share with the world. That changed when I bought a fucking

1:33:43

bed. God. So

1:33:46

what is the actual product? It's a sheet, right? Or

1:33:49

is it the bed? Well the digital ebook download is

1:33:52

on here. You've

1:33:54

got the grounding mat. I guess it has a little

1:33:56

loop and you tie it. to

1:34:00

something and put it somewhere else. We would

1:34:02

all love to be at the beach grounding. Beach

1:34:07

is doing a lot of work. Unfortunately,

1:34:09

we all don't have the luxury of

1:34:11

connecting to ground due to weather, location,

1:34:13

and commitments. What are you

1:34:15

talking about? Truly a different vocabulary. We

1:34:17

don't have the luxury of connecting to

1:34:19

the ground. I'm going

1:34:21

to beat your ass. With

1:34:24

our bedsheets, mats, and other products that we

1:34:27

have in the development pipeline, we intend to

1:34:29

make it easy for people to benefit from

1:34:31

grounding. A whole suite

1:34:33

of products. That's really cool. That's

1:34:36

smart. I

1:34:38

did kind of think it was like this hyper-modern bed

1:34:40

that they were selling, but I guess it's just a

1:34:43

stock image, huh? Sheets.

1:34:45

Sheets. It is a $249 bedsheet, but there's really not...

1:34:52

I'm one of those guys that's like, I like to buy

1:34:54

my sheets in a set, so they

1:34:56

all look the same. Right, right, right.

1:34:58

You know, call me anal. What do you do with the... It's

1:35:01

in the wash, you know? Right. Not

1:35:03

going to get grounded that day? I... I guess

1:35:05

you got to buy more than one. Is there... Or stand

1:35:07

on the mat until your fucking sheets are done.

1:35:11

Legitimate question, what does

1:35:13

it mean for a sheet to be

1:35:16

grounded? I literally don't... There's no... They

1:35:18

don't explain it here like... This

1:35:20

is for the people who already believe in it. They already know what

1:35:22

it is. In which case, don't they

1:35:24

already have it? Quality

1:35:27

rest. One third of

1:35:30

our lives sleeping. You don't get to say that. Damn

1:35:32

it. That's for the mattress people to say.

1:35:35

Respect, buddy. Fucking nape. They

1:35:37

blaze the fucking trail. Oh, wait,

1:35:39

is it because it uses silver in the thread?

1:35:42

It says that's the most conductive and effective in

1:35:44

the market because of the... It just has silver

1:35:46

woven into the fucking thing. That is cool, yeah.

1:35:49

Surely that's not it. But you know what? Now

1:35:51

that I've said it, I actually think it is that. I believe

1:35:54

in it. That's what it is, and I believe it, and I'm

1:35:56

feeling better already. Ooh, just knowing I'm going to get this sheet.

1:36:00

feels so much better. Um, 752 pledge of 25k aid

1:36:02

backer 25 days ago. You know, I hesitate to

1:36:06

call it a scam because I think she really does believe it.

1:36:09

Yeah. But it is not good

1:36:11

to say, I don't think that a bed sheet will

1:36:13

cure your disease. I don't know. Oh boy.

1:36:16

Old fashioned.

1:36:19

I had, uh, my doctor said I was

1:36:21

pre diabetic. I had, uh, half

1:36:23

my head was missing one

1:36:26

week and under the sheet. I

1:36:29

put on my special metal socks and walked

1:36:31

around and it's just a fucking copper bracelets

1:36:33

and all that shit, man. Crazy shit. Well,

1:36:35

some of those, some

1:36:37

of those work. We

1:36:39

got to get the good ones. Yeah. You can't get the,

1:36:42

yeah. Yeah. I'm just, you know what

1:36:44

I'm saying? Just do your research. Just

1:36:46

do your research on them. Anyway, that's

1:36:48

the electrified bed sheet and gang. We

1:36:51

are, we are bringing to a close episode three 37.

1:36:53

So I'm gonna do it at the end too. Three

1:36:55

37. I'll say it both. That's

1:36:57

yeah. We didn't have time for one more

1:37:00

segment on the show. It's called that's where

1:37:02

you come in. Oh,

1:37:04

you're gonna want to call. Dylan

1:37:46

writes now, Mike, I don't know how,

1:37:49

I don't know how much this I should read Dylan writes.

1:37:51

Hi, Jesse for our and Mike Hale. All right.

1:37:55

That's good. Good start. Yeah. I

1:37:57

hope this message finds you well. I

1:37:59

wanted to reach out and. Personally, thank

1:38:01

you for your podcast capitalized your

1:38:03

the clear structure You employ makes the business

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1:38:09

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1:38:11

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1:38:14

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1:38:18

accessible and enjoy our listeners have said that for

1:38:20

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should I say the name of the company? I

1:38:25

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first is more beneficial and I can tell

1:38:59

that there's a double space here So something

1:39:01

has happened when we went back in

1:39:03

and did our editing of the form

1:39:06

from risk diversification and immediate

1:39:08

ROI to brand loyalty and

1:39:11

Creative flexibility and how it

1:39:13

can revolutionize their e-commerce approach compared

1:39:15

to Amazon's Challenges, I'd like

1:39:17

you to check my LinkedIn account Which was linked here

1:39:19

and our funnels one and two of the company whatever

1:39:21

it is He works for to see if I'm a

1:39:23

good fit either way. I would just leave my five-star

1:39:25

review to show support which is nice Oh, did he

1:39:27

leave a review? I don't know. I don't I wouldn't

1:39:29

even know where to look Thanks

1:39:31

for your time Dylan

1:39:34

and as I was I said this on the

1:39:36

stream Mike When I when

1:39:38

I saw the when I opened up

1:39:40

the email But I saw that

1:39:42

there was a new email in there that I hadn't seen

1:39:45

before and it was already read Right.

1:39:47

I was concerned because I

1:39:50

I wondered you screamed I said, oh I

1:39:53

wonder what Mike read and

1:39:55

then I saw that it had a reply and I

1:39:58

said, oh, this is no This

1:40:00

is bad. This is really bad. And then I

1:40:02

saw that the reply was actually blank in the

1:40:04

body of the email but instead was Was

1:40:08

it an mp4 attached to it? I Downloaded

1:40:11

I went to you I downloaded a

1:40:13

YouTube video from a YouTube download

1:40:15

site and then renamed it to video MP4 and then

1:40:17

sent it to him and then luckily there was a

1:40:19

thumbnail or whatever So he had to click it and

1:40:22

I believe he did click it and we did click

1:40:24

it. I believe this is what he heard Hell no

1:40:29

To the no no no Hell

1:40:31

no, hell no no no to

1:40:35

the no no no Hell

1:40:40

no Eddie

1:40:42

ready saw it he did and

1:40:44

he wrote back. Thanks. It seems

1:40:46

unprofessional But Now

1:40:53

we're in person again, and I think it's

1:40:55

gonna be a lot more professional here. That's

1:40:57

right moving forward Maybe

1:40:59

maybe 437 will reach out and have Dylan

1:41:01

on it We can talk about LinkedIn and

1:41:03

business funnels or whatever the fuck you fuck

1:41:06

who's talking fuck. I Got

1:41:10

a picture of my ass you can send him What

1:41:12

a rasp the guy just don't want him

1:41:14

on the show Dan We're

1:41:17

crying out loud. All right, that'll do it. We'll see you next

1:41:19

time everybody. Bye Hey

1:41:32

guys, so I'm in my hometown for the

1:41:34

holidays and I met up with an old

1:41:36

friend of mine And

1:41:39

he is partially deaf and has

1:41:41

cochlear implants and we

1:41:43

were driving around and I had the podcast on and

1:41:47

he very quietly

1:41:49

and Therificiously

1:41:53

took off his cochlear implants

1:41:56

and then he was like oh, I need to give my ears a

1:41:58

rest and And I think maybe

1:42:00

it was just because he

1:42:03

was hearing the podcast.