0:00

Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh

0:04

Ohhhhhh Yeah thats right, they're still making

0:06

your Kickstarter sucks Yeah, Mike and JF

0:09

are still doing this stuff They've been

0:11

going for six years and haven't given

0:13

it up So somehow here's

0:15

another six pack of this type of junk

0:17

Yeah thats right, we're still doing these Kickstarter

0:20

sucks, yeah thats right We're still doing these

0:23

Yeah, Mike and JF haven't given this

0:25

up Yeah thats right, we're still doing

0:27

your Kickstarter sucks Hey

0:32

Mike and JF Calling

0:34

because I'm reading the latest Epstein

0:36

documents that came out And

0:38

they had his email in there so I ran it

0:40

through, have I been pwned? The

0:43

only two sites it shows up for is Evite

0:45

and Kickstarter So I just wanted to ask you

0:47

guys, what Kickstarter do you

0:49

think Epstein was pledging to? Or do

0:51

you think you maybe have ever reviewed one that he

0:54

started himself on the show? Thanks Hey

0:58

everybody welcome to YKS, it's

1:01

me JF And of course I

1:03

have my friend, Mr. Michael Hale What's

1:05

up Mike? What's up big dog, I just got these docs,

1:07

lets dig into them Lets just get

1:09

right into it JF You wanna do

1:12

it, you wanna talk about ol' Epstein, this guy,

1:14

what he was carrying on about and so forth

1:16

First off, this guy was super crazy Just

1:19

tell him anything about anything Wow,

1:22

I guess this guy liked to travel, that's interesting

1:26

I wouldn't believe the mess this guy liked

1:29

to get into I

1:31

did see a lot of stuff about

1:33

his technology apparatus after he passed

1:35

away I was seeing that kind of stuff where there was

1:37

Didn't know he passed, didn't even know he was sick They

1:40

had a good stack, what was this? Well,

1:44

people wanted to see the footage on the security

1:46

cameras Because he had

1:48

all the security cameras all over his dome

1:50

on the island I

1:54

heard he had wisecams, so he could only get

1:56

12 seconds of footage out of it before they

1:58

made him pay for the It

2:01

is interesting. I thought

2:03

they were joking when they said that his email was

2:05

on Have I Been Pwned? I

2:14

looked it up though, and it's true. He

2:16

actually was. The email actually – that is

2:18

real. That was on there. Crazy when a

2:22

famous and respected guy like Jeff Epstein

2:25

or whatever his name is, he

2:27

has a hotmail address or something like that. Or

2:32

they'll have like the me at me dot

2:34

com, the Apple thing from back in the day.

2:37

Yeah, just whatever comes with the

2:39

crap that they bought. Yeah, this

2:42

came with the computers. This one,

2:46

apparently – I mean, I don't know. Maybe this

2:48

is wrong. I mean, look, I've got multiple email

2:50

addresses. Presumably the island

2:53

hopping pedophile also had multiple email ads. It's not hard. You

2:55

can just get a different email. You just sign up with

2:57

a different email. It's not a big deal, right? Anybody could

3:00

get it. I mean, this guy had a private island. Yeah,

3:03

it's mad weird when these guys have

3:05

like a JEE vacation at Gmail dot

3:07

com, for example. Like, you can't get

3:09

your own domain name. Oh,

3:12

yeah, he could. He probably could have had

3:14

his own. Like, I

3:17

don't want to – I'm not trying to

3:19

pitch a domain name for – What would

3:21

be a good domain name for Jeff Epstein?

3:23

I shouldn't start thinking about what – because

3:26

I wouldn't be in a position – I'm not like trying to

3:28

– I don't want to come up – I don't want it

3:30

to be like memorable. You know what I mean? That's not even

3:32

– Well, just put yourself in his shoes.

3:34

What would you do for your domain name if you were

3:37

a world globetrotting pedophile? That's

3:39

not what I want. I don't want

3:41

that. I don't want that. In

3:44

fact, I would even say maybe this is a good

3:46

email address for that – you know. JEE

3:50

Worldwide dot com.

3:53

He's on e-vite and

3:56

Kickstarter. He really

3:58

is on Kickstarter. Isn't that really cool? I

4:00

gotta know what he backed bro Well,

4:03

he probably I mean in all seriousness

4:05

He maybe was he dead when the

4:07

when that the the Nazi tank pedophile

4:09

game was on Kickstarter. I Think

4:13

maybe yeah, he's already dead, but oh

4:15

he didn't even get to see that game come out. Yeah,

4:17

he would have loved that And

4:20

you never you just never know the Nazi don't

4:22

slander him like that. You know He was I

4:29

Don't know let's look it up. Let's look

4:31

up Jeffrey Give

4:33

it a little Jeffrey. Yeah, what's he's date

4:36

of death? See

4:38

August 10th 2019 okay now. We

4:40

just go to Kickstarter seems free

4:44

Around the same time maybe he did

4:46

maybe fucking donated. Yeah, I don't

4:48

know What was the name of the

4:50

game like panzer and something cuz that's tank in German

4:52

isn't it your take your bookmarks

4:54

Maybe it's if it's in there Well it

4:56

legitimately would be in our bookmarks because we

4:58

talked about it. That's not an own of

5:00

me to say I bookmarked it just in

5:03

the show. I think they did back

5:05

it so I can check my history Yeah,

5:07

check out history and say that and

5:10

it didn't even come up as I don't know it is There's

5:13

no way they deleted it. Well. It

5:15

was like your favorite thing Nazi anime girls Let

5:17

me just google that real quick and see if

5:19

anything comes up Whatever it does

5:21

you know what it's not it's not important to

5:23

my connection is not private. I'm getting that message

5:25

So I think my connection is going to disconnect

5:28

yours I Don't think

5:30

so well, I

5:35

Just search tank and it came up with toilet, so I

5:37

don't really know if that's this is maybe not the best

5:39

way to try To figure out what it was I Can't

5:42

we should Google Nazi anime girls are my

5:45

folks appear the chef I didn't notice you

5:47

have anime World War two in your

5:49

steam library. What's up with that? Okay,

5:52

anybody can anybody can gift you stuff

5:54

on there Okay, that's like

5:56

looking through our email and saying oh, why'd you

5:59

get signed up? I'm not getting Ted Cruz newsletter

6:01

shut up. I don't have any control over that

6:03

people are trying to own me The

6:05

game is of like a virus by the way,

6:07

so don't actually play that wait Which

6:09

one is it because I probably have played it It's

6:12

like anime World War two. I think it's called

6:15

okay. I will delete that from my library I

6:18

think we also tried to do a thing one time where

6:21

we bought like the $1 games. Oh Yeah,

6:25

and they were on I

6:28

think I mean yeah like half of them were like racist

6:30

so we couldn't the joke the idea was

6:32

I don't have one any good at all Well

6:39

anyways the point was we were trying to find a

6:41

game We're trying to find the cheapest games

6:43

that you could find on there to see if they were worth

6:45

playing And we actually couldn't even

6:48

play them because they were so offensive

6:50

to look at so that

6:52

one was That was too

6:55

bad But

6:57

I can't I can't even I cannot find it did they

6:59

delete the game off of Kickstarter. There's no way they did

7:01

really not Let's find it

7:03

episode 108 looks like

7:05

is when we talked about it possibly no

7:07

connection on the Google Docs That's alright I'll

7:09

just power through and continue talking about it

7:11

even even like I like I found it

7:14

looks like it was episode 108 jf from

7:17

back in September of September

7:22

2019. I just made that up because

7:24

once again, I can't open

7:27

The file mine waifu is

7:30

the furor is

7:32

the name of the Kickstarter project from episode 108

7:37

And mine waifu Just

7:41

paste it here for you Yeah,

7:43

somebody can maybe clip that as well and send

7:45

that along as a as an audio file that

7:47

stands on its own. I I

7:51

See what you're talking about now.

7:53

Yeah. Well, this one was what

7:55

last updated this month last

7:58

up to January Come on.

8:02

What's the update here? The current

8:04

status? We're

8:06

adding more anime nasi

8:08

girls. That

8:10

legitimately is what it says. I

8:12

mean they raised over 80 grand

8:14

and they're expanding the build up

8:17

to Operation Barbarossa. Additionally, we've already

8:19

prepared personal funds to add to the

8:21

remaining Kickstarter money we received from the

8:23

previous team. What

8:27

does that mean? Did they switch over?

8:30

Wow. Ownership? They

8:32

have been giving, I cannot believe this.

8:34

This is the most updated Kickstarter we

8:37

have ever seen. December,

8:39

November, November. Oh

8:42

fuck. September, August. Oh

8:44

my god. They have given

8:46

an update every single month since this game came

8:48

out. They are so old, they're about being racist.

8:50

You know what I say, let them out. What

8:55

the hell is going on? I

8:57

can't believe this. It legitimately

8:59

is every single month. They

9:01

have 30 updates on here.

9:04

God damn. Okay,

9:06

well that's really, really, really nasty. I

9:10

will say this, the project funded

9:12

successfully August 12th, 2019. I

9:16

didn't say Tony, you said it. And

9:19

Jeff, what did we say Jeffrey Epstein died? Oh

9:22

no. August 10th. This

9:29

was this, he died and in the

9:31

game, the project funded two days later.

9:34

Damn. He

9:36

left it in his estate. He left

9:38

it all of his money to them.

9:41

I don't know. Well I don't know if

9:43

it's all the money because they only had

9:45

80 something thousand dollars. Apparently he was quite

9:47

wealthy. This

9:51

is really, really nice. This project has 955 comments.

9:54

Look, I guess we should say,

9:56

for people who have not heard it, the... The

10:00

game, Mine Waifu is the Fuhrer, is

10:02

a game where you

10:05

are falling in love. So for instance, Adolf

10:07

Hitler is not the

10:10

guy we remember from history books. Not

10:12

the guy we all know and love

10:14

from history. It's actually a lady. Gender.

10:18

The lady who says that she's

10:20

50 but I would

10:22

say visually appears to be in

10:24

the, I don't know. 10,

10:26

11 years old, yeah. Somewhere in that range. And

10:29

also they can all morph into tanks

10:32

and you kiss them or

10:34

they hurt each other or whatever. It's like a

10:36

battling. It doesn't, it doesn't matter. At that point,

10:38

I don't think I should have to explain anymore

10:40

of what the gameplay is. That's not pertinent to

10:42

why the game is bad and shouldn't be played.

10:45

We did report it at the time and got

10:48

nowhere with it and nobody cared. So

10:51

it having nine, it having 30 updates and 950

10:53

comments. This

10:56

many years later is an absolute

10:59

shock. I just can't, I don't understand it.

11:02

We gotta find that guy who originally

11:04

came up with drawing anime ladies

11:07

and just, you know,

11:09

find them or something. I don't know. I

11:12

don't know. Beat him up. Hey man,

11:14

you know what? I know maybe at the time you didn't

11:16

think it would turn out to be this thing that it

11:18

did, but it wasn't overall net negative.

11:20

Did you actually see the

11:23

sexy representations of like the

11:26

browsers or like the operating

11:28

systems and stuff where it's like a sexy

11:31

anime lady dressed up like Firefox or

11:33

something like that? I think I

11:35

have. I think I remember the Firefox being particularly

11:37

sexy though. You got a link for that? Yeah,

11:39

I think that was- What ever happened to just

11:41

jacking off normal style? You know what I mean?

11:44

Yeah, right. Right. And

11:47

what is that to you in detail? Staying

11:50

on your stomach and just like grinding like

11:52

a worm. Right.

11:56

We're on the same page. That's

11:59

how you do it, right? It

12:01

looks like it looks like

12:03

one year ago people were really mad

12:05

about this project.

12:08

Dennis Small here says, is super backer,

12:10

I hope all the people who kept

12:12

simping for these people and saying you have to be

12:15

on discord to get updates feel really good right now.

12:17

I was on the discord for a while and could see

12:19

that the game would still take ages even if all they

12:21

said there was true. I hope the

12:24

new devs can do something with the game,

12:26

maybe even remake it fully. But

12:28

can we please give a hearty F you

12:30

to show to how shitty the communication was

12:32

and still is and all the

12:34

people who that were so up the ass of

12:36

the devs and rude to people who had real

12:38

questions and gripes. So this was like going

12:41

on for a really long time people were mad and Happy

12:44

Sunshine Games has taken us annoying to

12:46

call it that when it's about this.

12:48

It's pretty annoying. Yeah Two

12:53

years ago, yeah people are saying the game is dead.

12:55

The game is dead they took the in the 90

12:57

grand and ran off and

13:01

then the recent ones are well for instance,

13:03

here's a guy here who says

13:08

So the creator conveniently leaves when you reach

13:10

90k this was a complete scam Don't bother

13:13

putting any my name in the credits since

13:15

like any reasonable person I'm ashamed to have

13:17

my name associated with this abortion of a

13:19

project that that guy's name by the way

13:21

is Trent Hoskins Trent Hey,

13:25

my name is Trent Trent

13:27

Hoskins your name now

13:29

indelibly name associated with

13:33

Nazi anime girl tank projects and then mysterious DJ

13:35

says I'm in the same boat It's been so

13:37

long since I funded this that I've changed as

13:39

a person and would rather not be associated with

13:41

it anymore That's funny

13:45

That's kind of funny dude

13:49

You know, I'm sorry to

13:51

this guy and I'm glad that he has

13:53

turned away from his evil ways But

13:56

you got to admit if you can stay if

13:58

you could remove yourself from the situation I

14:00

think you might find it a little funny that you

14:02

paid money to be part of an evil game And

14:04

now your name's gonna be in the credits if they

14:06

ever decide to stop scamming people in to release it

14:08

which they might not kind

14:10

of cool Kind of

14:13

cool. Well anyways Jesus Christ. I

14:15

really thought it's amazing that you know I

14:18

Whatever, I guess I'm not surprised that

14:20

it didn't Like it

14:23

it didn't get taken down because of course it wasn't

14:25

gonna get taken down if it didn't get taken down

14:27

right if this Comes through the filter and gets put

14:29

up. I guess that's all there is to it You

14:31

know it's like it's like the

14:33

like the sub-stack guys who are like well I don't

14:35

know you just can't tell when this stuff is on

14:38

here We don't know it's yeah It's like there is

14:40

a point where the guy signs up and he's like

14:42

well today I'll be doing the white power blog like

14:44

that's he does it on day one you can just

14:46

look at that right you probably I mean you could

14:48

probably just do like a Anything

14:50

with the word furor in it

14:53

maybe yeah start there possibly Why

14:55

not maybe put it up for review Even

14:58

I don't this game didn't start out

15:00

like we're gonna do a game where

15:02

you water a plant every day that in And

15:05

then and then switch to this yeah,

15:07

it started with the iron crosses You

15:11

saw this come through so it's to

15:13

what is up there in reviewed for

15:15

sure I mean yeah You

15:17

went here in mode and reported it so they definitely know

15:19

about it. Yeah, I know

15:21

well. I'm just I I

15:24

guess I did I would I really I'm I

15:26

think I'm very sick of the mealy mouth like

15:29

Oh, I don't know. It's just kind of well

15:31

you want us to moderate the platform. Yeah kind

15:33

of I Kind

15:36

of do I kind of wish you would take a look at

15:38

this shit 90,000 oh,

15:40

we don't have any idea when stuff makes $90,000

15:43

on the website I Look at

15:45

the kickstarters every week on here. You don't

15:47

have that many that are making $90,000

15:51

yeah, you know you got the

15:53

guy who wants to do the food truck You

15:55

got the guy who wants to do a webcomic

15:57

you got the guy who was making a pokemon

15:59

pin, okay? I'm fine. You don't have

16:01

to know every guy who's made a Pokemon

16:03

pin project on here But I

16:05

think you probably should know the ones that make 90 grand

16:08

for a video game, right? Yeah,

16:11

there's no there's no reason not to know it's gone Annoying

16:16

piece of shit. You're a piece of shit you

16:18

work there Yeah

16:24

Anyways, even fruity Mario here in the comments is

16:26

no big fan of this game and if you've

16:28

lost fruity Mario, I feel like you've You've

16:32

lost everyone including me So

16:34

that's probably what Jeffrey Epstein backed on Kickstarter if I

16:36

had to guess and maybe like one of those floating

16:38

pins you can Put on your desk because he seemed

16:40

like a desk guy. Yeah You

16:44

know, it looks I just looked it up he backed

16:46

a Like

16:50

a ray gun that shoots off girls

16:53

clothes Don't say that

16:56

He's in the comments Any

16:58

updates any updates? No easily

17:01

is impatient to oh,

17:03

he didn't do that That's not real some of

17:05

the stuff We've said today is real and you

17:07

mixing it up with something that's not real is

17:10

confusing Inpatient guy in addition to all of his

17:12

other faults At

17:18

any rate Mike the the update we really wanted to

17:20

do head up wait, are we supposed to be doing

17:22

an update right now? Maybe

17:26

open right up with this. Maybe just

17:28

hit that theme Jeff. Okay What

17:39

you do it again twice Oh

17:44

Hawkins god damn it. All right. Well anyway,

17:46

this is a double update gang This

17:55

one's a double update because I looked at it and I

17:57

was like, oh I remember this piece of shit and then

18:00

And then I started looking up stuff about it, you know, and

18:02

I was like, ah, getting all mad about it all over again.

18:04

And then I put it in the doc and I put all

18:07

this information in the doc and then I was like, oh, we

18:09

already talked about this. Episode 102.

18:15

But this is the Bev ledge from episode

18:17

68. I'm

18:20

glad you did this. I'm glad you fucked

18:22

up royally. Yeah, I know. Because I think-

18:24

You couldn't wait. Every

18:28

time- Well, when you- Well, when

18:30

you show a weakness, my first impulse is to pounce.

18:34

And that makes me feel good. That makes me feel more

18:37

than, greater than. Right? Because

18:40

it's like whatever chemical reaction is, it just

18:42

makes you feel like a rush.

18:44

You get a rush from it. I love it. It

18:46

really is. Pushing you further down. Yeah, you-

18:48

So nice. Really, it's not even about me

18:51

going up, it's about you going down, really.

18:53

If you think about it, I don't really-

18:55

If I say the same, I'm fine, as

18:57

long as you go down. I'm

18:59

good. I'm miserable right here.

19:02

I'm just being miserable. This

19:04

is the Bev ledge, the

19:07

in-flight window seat organization station,

19:09

JF. This is the little

19:13

cardboard or plastic, I forget. But it

19:15

folds up for travel and you put

19:17

it in your airplane window and you

19:19

can put your cups in it or your

19:22

air pots or whatever. Really

19:24

stupid idea. In addition to being stupid,

19:27

it's also illegal. You

19:29

can't put it in the window. We

19:31

have all of these- It's

19:35

on Amazon. Right. It

19:38

has all of these reviews from guys

19:40

giving it one star saying, this

19:42

item was great until the flight attendant told

19:45

us it was illegal and we had to

19:47

remove it. I wish I wouldn't have left

19:49

it on the plane so I could have

19:51

returned it for a refund. Oh

19:54

yeah. Wait, why did you leave it on the

19:56

plane? It's not like someone else is going to get used to

19:58

it. That seems like a weird move. You

20:02

can just toss it. Yeah,

20:04

this product is effectively a scam now

20:07

Due to the way airlines are

20:09

interpreting FAA regulations on things being

20:11

quote attached to the airframe of

20:14

the plane Which is interesting

20:16

because I don't know if there's any is there

20:18

any cause for concern putting stuff on the frame

20:20

of the plane Why what's the worst thing that

20:22

could possibly happen right there? It

20:25

would never happen, right? Yeah Jesus

20:29

fucking Christ It's

20:31

only illegal to do this if you're on

20:33

a Boeing plane I think that's the only

20:35

reason you if you're on a little prop

20:37

plane a little puddle jumper That's fine. You

20:39

go on the fucking the biggest the biggest

20:41

fanciest most expensive is planes on earth You

20:43

can't put this on there because it'll fucking

20:45

I'm so pissed off about but I'm so

20:47

mad You've thrown off the whole

20:49

weight of our Boeing plane and half of it's

20:51

just gonna fall off God

20:53

I can't believe that I you know what take a little

20:55

pride in your work You know, it's

20:57

one thing. It's one thing if I don't have pride in

20:59

my work. I just do a podcast Yeah matter, you

21:02

know, nobody dies if I put out a bad

21:04

podcast you make a fucking airplane I mean really

21:06

I feel like there should be some checks and

21:08

balances involved in the plane building Space

21:12

there. It's called an airport by the way Somebody

21:16

should be getting fired for not bolting on

21:19

the yeah door. I Would

21:22

I would want to go back and I would

21:24

say alright now who was who was post on

21:27

the thing, you know, come on I'm

21:30

serious. Come on You

21:33

know I've now had flight attendants on

21:35

two different flights very firmly demand that

21:37

I immediately Remove the bevel edge

21:39

from the window one was very mad about

21:41

it and to be fair I had set

21:43

it up before takeoff on that occasion. I

21:46

don't know if we talked about this last time when

21:48

we did the update but this

21:50

rocks just people Buying

21:52

their little fucking thing and then

21:55

immediately getting told you can't do that

21:57

because that's stupid. Yeah, I Can't

22:00

really think of a better comeuppance for

22:02

the annoying airplane guy. Well,

22:05

actually I can but it only happens on Boeing plane

22:11

Better if the CEO of this company had

22:13

some kind of comeuppance But yeah

22:15

as with all of these guys you can see

22:18

his I found his LinkedIn here He

22:20

also has like other products where where it's

22:22

like he's like a serial and vendor type

22:25

guy where he's like The

22:27

doing all of these like travel type

22:30

products or whatever. Yeah, you know, he also

22:32

went to the Travel Goods Association Which I

22:34

found here Which uh,

22:36

we got to go to this Okay,

22:39

and these Macy's Costco wholesale

22:42

QVC Coca-Cola Burlington And

22:45

these are uh, I don't know what the fuck they do Titans

22:48

of industry travel goods event.

22:51

I Don't know

22:53

influencers. They have influencer events and

22:55

this will travel influencers over

22:57

150 travel influencers podcasters

23:00

YouTube Youtubers and social media professionals

23:02

will be at the 2024 show

23:04

to help brands maximize their reach

23:08

Influencer luncheon what we got here.

23:10

Let's get a menu or oh, yeah, I

23:12

need to see that See,

23:14

let's see. It's one sort of luncheon Wow,

23:18

it looks like they served them a small package of peanuts

23:20

and a bottle of water Wow, okay, not bad Influencer

23:24

luncheon influencer speed dating

23:27

influencer panels pitch event with

23:30

influencers these we got to go to

23:32

this when is this March

23:34

13th through 15th in Las Vegas

23:38

Okay, well probably not going to that but you can

23:40

imagine You can imagine

23:42

if we liked traveling or had any reason

23:44

to travel that might actually I could

23:47

be fun I do I would love to go to

23:49

and we blew our why we should we should have

23:51

done CES and maybe we will next year That

23:54

really is where we that's where we need to go

23:56

to see the little doodads and

23:58

googles before they get rolled out to everyone else. I think

24:01

that's fun. I think that's fun to see and it's better

24:03

if they're crap. I actually don't want them to be good.

24:05

I want them to be bad. Are we gonna talk about

24:07

that because I did a bunch of work on that. Yes,

24:10

we can do it later. I told you. You're

24:14

just like, ah, it sucks. We didn't

24:17

talk about CES and I'm like, oh, hang on.

24:19

Why said it sucks? We didn't go. You brought

24:21

a bunch of stuff down. You're

24:26

so annoying. God. You

24:29

fucking calm down. Retail buyer events.

24:32

This looks good. We gotta go to this. We gotta go

24:34

to more of these, uh, trade

24:37

shows. You know, we got them

24:39

in Columbus. We can go hang out with Brian

24:42

up there. Oh, yeah. Oh,

24:44

I actually saw something that made me

24:46

think of Brian. Um, it

24:50

was, oh, it was a Reddit post.

24:52

On r slash Columbus, um,

24:55

which, which I'm now being served for,

24:57

you know, who knows what the reason

24:59

would be for me to see

25:01

Columbus posts on there. I kind of

25:03

wonder if he's like, I don't

25:05

know. Do you think he's ever spotted? Has anyone

25:07

ever gone on Reddit and said like, Hey, I

25:09

see this guy walking around. Looks like

25:12

he peed his pants. I don't really know what the, um,

25:16

no, it was, uh, oh, I did. Oh,

25:18

I saw American electric power to lay off

25:20

270 workers, including 170

25:23

in Ohio. I think those, I think those were the guys you were

25:25

having some kind of beef with. So I didn't know if you wanted

25:27

to dance on their grave or anything like that. I

25:31

don't, I don't have a problem with American electric

25:33

power. Good. Okay.

25:36

I'm sorry. I thought I thought you, I thought, I, sorry. When

25:38

we were talking last, I thought you said you were planning something.

25:40

No, I, I think it was a guy who

25:42

was posting and he was

25:55

like, Hey, uh, you know, we had a bunch

25:57

of snow and I didn't

25:59

ask anyone. one to shovel

26:01

my drive, but I

26:04

got an invoice

26:06

slipped under my door by the

26:08

neighborhood kid who said

26:11

that he shoveled

26:13

my walk for me and

26:16

it was an invoice for $50. And

26:18

he's like, what? What? He's like,

26:20

what should I do? Like, how do I deal

26:23

with that? And he's like, I've

26:25

never talked to the mom either,

26:27

but I know who this

26:29

kid is because his mom is

26:31

always posting her, I

26:34

forget which MLM he said she was associated with,

26:36

but one of them, you know, I don't know,

26:38

something like that. He

26:41

said, she's always posting this stuff on

26:43

the neighborhood Facebook page. So

26:45

I really don't want to have a conversation with her

26:49

ever because I know where it's going.

26:52

But everyone was just like, I'll tell you what

26:54

I would do. I would, I would

26:56

find the kid and I would send the kid an invoice

26:58

for $51 for messing with

27:01

me and tell it wasn't my time.

27:04

Shut up. Here's

27:06

what you do. You put up some

27:08

tripwire in your front yard, like going psycho

27:10

on them. The Reddit

27:12

mind, whenever the Reddit mind has

27:14

been crossed, there's always such

27:16

an interesting variety

27:20

of solutions for what to

27:22

do. 10,000 volts, he won't do that again.

27:28

Fucking psycho, you talked. Here's what I

27:30

would do. I would go down to the local U-Haul. I'd rent

27:32

a truck. I'd pick up all the snow

27:34

from all of the neighbors and then I would go

27:37

dump it on that annoying woman's head. And then I

27:39

would say, ha ha. I think it's my invoice. It

27:41

may sound harsh, but he needs to learn a lesson

27:43

that you don't fuck with another man's lawn. Yeah,

27:46

yeah. I never

27:48

out voted. I

27:51

think the reason it made me think of Brian

27:53

is because I thought, I hope this doesn't happen

27:55

to Brian because he will be soaked for everything

27:57

in his bank account if a kid comes up

27:59

and... shovels his driveway I Don't

28:02

I don't think I don't think he's a guy who could say or

28:05

I don't think he's the guy who could look at it And go

28:07

nah, I think I think I

28:09

think that kid would be I think he would hire

28:11

the kid That's awesome.

28:13

Can you do the backyard to? Use

28:20

to nice you have to be you have to be

28:22

a little mean you have to be a little mean

28:24

in the suburbs Mike You when you when you when

28:26

you're surrounded by when you're surrounded by Other

28:29

people who live in the suburbs you

28:32

have to be a little you have to start getting those elbows

28:34

out You know it's like you used to go on the New

28:36

York subway used to have to get your elbows out, right? Yeah,

28:38

yeah elbows out is what they would say.

28:41

Yeah, cuz otherwise you got what I'm gonna

28:43

rub on you You

28:47

you didn't have anybody come up and rub on

28:49

you Lately

28:51

no Well, I know

28:53

I know cuz you have you don't leave the house, but I

28:55

mean when you were when you were in New York You never

28:57

had anybody come up and rub on you Mmm.

29:00

Nobody came up and rubbed on me. No it

29:02

sucks that you're you know, you ride the train

29:04

you're packed in there You're like some sardines and

29:07

whatnot, but Especially in

29:09

the winter. It's all wet and everybody's all musty

29:12

damp in there and stuff disgusting Hmm

29:17

that sounds really good. I think I might move there

29:19

and get my big break. Yeah You

29:22

pay like what I forget what the what is the

29:24

fucking MTA fare now? Like I think it was like

29:26

I Want

29:29

to say it was like 250 or something like

29:32

that for a for a train ride The

29:34

bay fare for subway local buses and paratransit

29:36

increased 15 cents from 275

29:38

to 290 So

29:41

now it's 290 to ride a train there And

29:45

that's what does that mean? Does that you go

29:48

anywhere for that amount of money or you go

29:50

to certain places only? How does it you get

29:52

like you get like a card and you swipe

29:54

it and then you get on and it takes

29:56

you somewhere And you I mean it's like connecting

29:58

so you go You know,

30:00

if that's not your destination, do you take that somewhere else

30:02

or whatever? What? You

30:05

know, trains work. No, I- no, I don't. Hahahaha!

30:10

No! I

30:12

drive in a big car with my wife. I'm fucking-

30:14

I'm not going on the- I don't know how to-

30:16

I don't know, I just drive to the place I gotta go.

30:18

Which is not good. I know it's not good.

30:21

He's not gonna take me all the way to Coney Island, I gotta

30:23

get off. What the fuck?

30:25

Well, wait, isn't there one with the uh- Conductor?

30:29

There's one that goes to Coney Island, right? I'm not getting off

30:31

here. I don't know if you know this. I'm not getting off

30:33

here, I'm taking it all the way. Hahaha!

30:36

Bang on the door- Hey! Hahahaha!

30:41

I don't know. I don't know. I don't think I

30:43

can handle it. Hmm, I wonder if I'd have a huge breakdown

30:45

if I lived there. Oh well. No

30:48

way to find out. Because

30:50

it'll never happen. You should do it! It's fun!

30:52

You should do it. And it's cheap. Uh-huh.

30:55

Oh, really? Another good selling point of it.

30:57

Sell your house. Mm-hmm. That

31:00

you just- that you just got. And you fucking moved- And then what?

31:03

Moved to New York, a little cramped studio

31:05

apartment for $3,000 a month with

31:07

your family. Ahhh, that

31:10

could be nice. That could be a

31:12

good- Uh-huh. Yeah! A fourth floor walk

31:14

up with your family and stuff. I don't know

31:16

how people do it, man. It's crazy. I

31:20

think that- I think part of

31:22

it is that many people don't have

31:24

the addiction to sitting down that we

31:26

do. So for them, it's

31:29

trivial to say, I will walk up more

31:31

stairs or walk around to more places today

31:33

because they're not trying to fit in several

31:35

hours of sitting down in their day. I

31:37

think that's part of it, you know. Plus

31:39

the salaries are probably- Like,

31:41

what's a podcaster make in New York? Look at that.

31:44

What is a podcaster's salaries in New

31:46

York? Yeah. That'd be more

31:48

than here, right? One of the

31:50

few places where a podcaster's salary actually does

31:53

make sense, like as a search. Because you

31:55

could- I mean, until fairly recently, I

31:57

feel like you could work at one of the

31:59

places- one of the- Podcast places and be a

32:01

podcast guy right yeah, I don't know No,

32:04

we just I don't know. We're just kind of like the Cowboys.

32:07

You know we're just kind of like the I Don't

32:09

know how to say it. We're just the Cowboys of

32:11

this thing. I don't know it just doesn't you know

32:13

It's just not our thing you know we don't that's

32:15

not us You know like no beep beep boop you

32:17

know trying to go in office whatever. It's not us

32:19

I don't like and you know to

32:21

wow or to wow Mount

32:24

up and kind of aimed like

32:26

those fellows on brokeback Mount here say

32:29

cowboy show Bought this for

32:31

my brother for Christmas. He said on three different flights.

32:33

He was told he could not use it because it

32:35

was not FAA compliant therefore I

32:37

will be returning it, but this guy

32:39

doesn't give a shit to CEO guy because

32:42

he's Making

32:44

all these other products. You know like

32:46

the bev on the bev ledge Amazon

32:48

store They have the

32:50

bev ledge They

32:52

have the airplane tray table cover

32:55

oh Wow

32:57

why I'm protecting that why would I protect

32:59

that I don't care about the tray table

33:01

like I'm not trying to fuck it up

33:03

On purpose look at it. You can it's

33:05

an airplane pockets, so it goes on your

33:07

tray table Yeah, it's like

33:09

a pocket protector thing so he could

33:11

put your sunglasses your iPhone. It's all

33:14

in there I I

33:16

genuinely don't get it The

33:19

airplane is the one place where you can

33:21

almost be assured that I will have a

33:23

bag where I can put my stuff Because

33:25

I brought it from home. That's like what

33:27

it is I don't I

33:29

guess I just don't understand for just

33:31

a certain type of freak I think

33:33

yeah, I mean there's like a

33:36

3d printed thing that I'm looking for that sits in

33:38

between your um It sits

33:40

on the tray table, and you're supposed to rest your

33:42

tiny cell phone on it Yeah, so

33:45

you can be hands-free and watch you know the

33:47

fucking car or smoothie or some shit like whatever

33:50

fuck you're doing I? Know

33:52

that phones are very big now But there's

33:55

not a phone you could make that would

33:57

make that a good experience for me to

33:59

watch it even from the distance of

34:02

back of chair to back of and

34:04

also I know phones are getting bigger and Seat

34:08

where the air rows on airplanes are getting

34:10

smaller But I don't think there will ever

34:12

be like a crossover event where yeah It's

34:15

close enough to the seat in front of me and the phones

34:17

big enough to where I would ever I would just close I'll

34:19

just close my eyes. I don't know. I just think it's so

34:21

funny these like little Inventions that

34:23

these guys make really and

34:26

then the people who buy it thinking it's gonna

34:28

make their life easier Whatever you got to get

34:30

your bevel edge out of the bag before you

34:32

go on the plane or something I know not

34:34

just that strange not just that the

34:36

guy who buys it and then is told

34:39

on two Successive airplane rides that cannot use

34:41

it and then says I think I'll bring

34:43

it for the third one. What are you

34:46

doing? You

34:48

can't have it. Okay, I can't

34:50

pull it up because my fucking connection is so

34:52

ass But there's another funny

34:55

one on here not by the same guy, but

34:57

it's a different thing Yeah, it's

34:59

a pillow you stuff with clothes Transforms

35:02

into extra luggage without excess fees fits

35:04

up to three days of travel essentials.

35:06

This is a neck pillow Wow,

35:09

you put your clothes and towels

35:11

and stuff. I mean just Too

35:14

much thinking out of the box The

35:16

gate agents sing that and going like oh you're going

35:18

to make sure that fits into the carry-on. Ah ha

35:20

ha no actually This is

35:22

not a bag. This is a pillow. It's

35:24

a neck pillow Just

35:28

arrested Well

35:31

anyways hey speaking of crap, you know,

35:33

we have got six more don't make

35:35

a face at that We've got

35:38

six more Kickstarter's full of

35:40

crap now you made me self-conscious now. I don't want

35:42

to say it anymore Look at what this looks like

35:44

on my screen. Okay, it actually it

35:46

looks like a penis. I swear I was making

35:48

it Okay. Well, I think

35:50

it looks more like a turd. So speaking of

35:52

crap made sense I'm justified retroactively for how I

35:54

wanted to segue into the ad break mic We've

35:56

got six more Kickstarter's coming your way. But first

35:58

we're gonna take a quick quick break, we'll be back with

36:00

more white casserines in a second. Mike,

36:15

do you ever feel like money is just flying

36:17

out of your account? Yeah,

36:20

Jeff, I do all the time. Oh,

36:23

every day, it feels like that. I

36:25

mean, honestly, every fucking day, yeah. I

36:28

know this is just an ad, but I'm

36:31

going to talk about it later, but yeah. Yeah, well, the

36:33

second part of the question is, and you have no idea

36:35

where it's going. I don't know if that applies to you.

36:38

I think maybe you probably got a pretty good idea

36:40

where it's going. That's not really the issue. It's

36:43

about, ah, we don't get it back.

36:45

Well, for a lot of

36:47

folks, it's all those subscriptions, Mike,

36:49

between streaming services, fitness apps, delivery

36:51

services. Actually, I actually saw, and

36:53

this is true, I saw that

36:55

the fitness apps and the delivery

36:58

service services are combining into one

37:00

app. It's called Fit Fitness Sandwiches

37:02

and Food. Shut the fuck up.

37:07

Barreting apps too. It's endless.

37:10

I'm guilty of this. Lock me

37:12

up and throw away the key. So Rocket Money is

37:14

really coming in hot here to help

37:17

me find out what subscriptions I'm actually

37:19

spending money on. Okay. I'm, I'm

37:21

seeing stuff on there. I'll tell you this. I'm

37:23

about to sign up for another subscription. I already know

37:25

them. I'm about to do it because

37:28

there's a new game that's come out that we got

37:30

to play for the stream and I don't want to

37:32

buy the game, but I can get it on one

37:34

of the subscription services, right? You

37:36

get the free trial. You

37:39

say, oh, I'll play this game for a week or

37:41

whatever. You never come back to it. And then what

37:44

happens? They hit you month after month after month after

37:46

month. So you could have access to Prince

37:48

of Persia. Whatever the fuck, you know what I'm saying? You got

37:51

to, at some point you

37:53

got to cut the cord and Rocket Money is

37:55

going to help. It's a personal finance app that

37:57

finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions. you're

38:00

spending and helps lower your bills. Rocket

38:02

Money has over 5 million users and has helped save

38:04

its members an average of $720 a year with over

38:06

$500 million in canceled subscriptions.

38:10

Mike, what would you do with $500 million? I

38:15

guess I'd probably keep dumping it into this dry

38:17

cleaner who keeps complaining about the stains in my

38:19

underwear and stuff like that, ruining

38:22

me. I'm paying good money coming here, you know

38:24

what I mean? Is that a subscription that you

38:26

have to the dry cleaner? Yeah. I

38:28

mean, I'm a friend service. It's like 30 cleans

38:32

a month. And if you

38:34

go over that, they fine you. I

38:36

don't understand the business model because it's

38:38

like- I don't either. I'm going to stain

38:40

it up. The more

38:42

I feel like I learn about your

38:45

financial picture, the less I think I

38:47

understand. Stop wasting money. I need help.

38:50

We all do, Mike. That's why

38:53

we got to stop wasting money

38:55

on things we don't use. Cancel

38:57

your unwanted subscriptions by going to

38:59

rocketmoney.com/YKS. That's rocketmoney.com/YKS. rocketmoney.com/YKS.

39:02

Wash your own clothes.

39:08

Oh, six pack, Mike.

39:10

It's time for the six

39:12

pack. Six

39:18

pack time. It's time for the

39:20

six pack, Mike. And I think

39:22

that you should go first. I

39:26

think that I'm going to go down to the headquarters of AT&T. No!

39:29

I think I'm going to go down there and just

39:31

figure out. I'm going to go ask some questions, figure out

39:33

what's going on. No, you're

39:36

not. Sophia

39:38

and the Riddles of the Infinite,

39:41

JF. That's what this one is

39:43

called. Now, if I could pull it

39:45

up, I'd tell you all about it. I'd love to, actually. Here's

39:48

what- here's something I can tell you,

39:50

though. In this epic animated film, join

39:52

Sophia as she uses courage and determination

39:54

to unravel the Ryman hypotheses.

39:57

Yeah, and I think for you, that's- that's

40:00

how do I find a parking space there. All

40:03

right, that was, you know what? That was good. That was

40:06

fucking good. If you guys were from here, you would be

40:08

laughing right now. Yeah. Yeah,

40:10

and I'll pause anyways for laughter and you can

40:12

get over it just in case some of you

40:15

are from here. And coming back up, and here

40:17

we go. This

40:19

one is by some nerd, he

40:22

wants to make a cartoon or

40:24

something film about some

40:26

chick who's good at math. Right.

40:29

Is what he was listening to. The, I

40:31

don't know, so you're not familiar with the

40:34

Riemann hypothesis? Yeah, I

40:36

am. I said it, I was

40:38

trying to trip you up when I said Rhyman. And

40:41

you can get it. You can

40:43

say it any way you want because we'll

40:45

never, you're never gonna be asked to solve

40:48

it. So I think you can just say

40:50

it. I can be asked a centuries

40:52

old unsolved mathematical puzzle with

40:54

her determination and desire to unravel the mysteries

40:56

of the infinite. Sophia embarks

40:58

on an exciting journey through abstract dimensions,

41:01

confronting not only mathematical theorems but

41:03

also her own limitations. Sorry,

41:08

I'm back. Okay,

41:11

I fell asleep as well. Yeah,

41:13

I snored a little bit less than you. This

41:16

is, yeah, it's a famous math problem. I

41:18

wanna say, is that the one he figures

41:21

out in Goodwill Hunting? He does something in

41:23

Goodwill Hunting where, do you ever see that

41:25

one? Sure I have, it's been

41:27

a why. That's pretty, you know what,

41:29

it's pretty good. You did a pretty good

41:31

little movie about some guys who know how to do math,

41:34

pretty good. But there's more to it than that. I don't

41:36

know, I think you should watch it. This

41:39

one I think, so I'll just go, look, quick

41:41

preview here. Mike's doing a lot of

41:43

movie related Kickstarter this time

41:45

around. And

41:47

this one is, is this one the most weirdly

41:50

animated one of the movies? I'm not sure, we'll

41:52

have to cross that bridge when we come to

41:54

it. I don't seem to have that

41:56

stink on. They

42:00

do have a certain thing. Yeah, let's play the

42:02

video you can you can at least hear what

42:05

they're up to I'm

42:07

Sophia and I'm the main

42:09

actress in this movie. That's normally

42:11

not how you start a movie or trailer Look

42:16

man, yeah Already

42:19

tells good me crap. We've

42:21

seen three seconds of the video I

42:25

Put so much time into this it's

42:27

just not fair. It's not fair at all

42:30

It's really it's it's much easier for us to

42:32

sit here and say that sucks than it is

42:34

for that guy to do first Of all that

42:36

guy knows what the Riemann hypothesis is. He's so

42:39

far ahead of us. It's not even funny. I

42:41

know it Yeah,

42:43

well we both know I just mean we both know

42:45

it and he knows it too So we're really on

42:47

the same level in that sense But in another no

42:50

realistic sense, he might have more information

42:52

than we do overall at least

42:54

when it comes to animation Under

42:57

risking challenges. He says the 3d project

42:59

Sophia has already taken four years of

43:02

preparation The

43:04

elaboration of the right

43:06

Riemann high Pawnoose has reached

43:09

a good point. So good preparation is

43:11

certainly a success factor here I will

43:13

deliver a great movie in a year's

43:15

time in four fucking years Man

43:19

well at no point

43:21

in the four years that anyone say wait Is

43:23

she the actor or is she the character? That

43:25

would be my question when you introduce Sophia in

43:27

the riddles of the infinite Because

43:30

she says she's the act are

43:32

you fans of movies that inspire you?

43:36

No All

43:40

dreams can come true if we have the courage

43:42

to follow them I

43:51

While ago I had a crazy idea We

43:55

all know that when solving hard math problems,

43:58

we always ask ourselves the question Yeah,

44:00

sounds right. Yeah. That's,

44:03

I mean, that's what my kid does when

44:05

she's at the table doing her homework, you know.

44:07

Of course. Why am I doing this? So I guess that

44:09

part's true. I don't know the part about the

44:12

AI art that

44:14

we're zooming in on. I don't know if that really inspired

44:16

a ton of confidence. He

44:19

said he's doing AI art to save time. AI background images

44:21

are included in the movie to

44:25

save time. An 80 minute animated movie contains

44:27

about 200,000 frames. I need about 100

44:31

AI frames. Okay,

44:34

now let's, now what do

44:36

you think that means? Does

44:38

that mean he's using AI for just like the palace? This

44:41

for this presentation or is it for the

44:43

whole movie? Yeah, because a hundred

44:45

frames is a lot less than 200,000. Now I'm no math

44:48

whiz, but even I know that 200,000

44:50

is bigger than 100. You don't need no hypothesis for that, my

44:52

man. But

44:56

is he saying, is it going to be static images for

44:58

some of the movie or is he saying this is the background and

45:00

then I'll animate on top of that? I mean, both of those are

45:02

going to be a bad way to go, I would think. Yeah,

45:06

he's probably doing that shit where, you know, the

45:08

AI looking shit where it's, you

45:12

know, fucking changes into another background and stuff like

45:14

that. Ugh. Oh, it has the same look

45:16

at it. Yeah.

45:19

You ever see the people are like, this

45:22

could be a major motion picture

45:24

designed by AI and it looks like, you know, the AI

45:26

rotoscoping stuff that they do or whatever? Yeah,

45:29

yeah. Crap. A

45:32

lot of those projects, I think, go on to become very

45:35

successful films. So, Yeah. Hard

45:38

to say really. Does

45:47

this lead to new answers? That's

45:54

an interesting building there. Yeah,

45:56

the building looks like a piece of shit, Jeff. I

46:04

guess it's like a it's supposed to

46:06

be like a surrealist version of big

46:08

Dan Dali type fucking yeah You

46:10

know what but it has the look of all of those Yeah,

46:13

I think Yeah, it looks good

46:20

What if we take time in our hands

46:22

and make the impossible possible I

46:32

Wasn't that was just an old guy

46:35

old old AI guy use well in

46:37

a I think old Old

46:42

guy mysterious the style of old guy,

46:44

okay weird pet project by some math

46:46

obsessed to fucking guy or something Yep.

46:50

Yep. Looks bad. The animation looks like

46:52

reboot like we said about the

46:54

other thing. Yeah, this one really does

46:56

though And but

46:59

I will say you know with some of the movies that's coming out

47:01

lately, maybe this is good You

47:03

get these guys just shake it up a little bit

47:05

right a little competition never hurt nobody did it? Why

47:08

are you scared? Are you scared Disney? Are you scared

47:10

Disney can't handle the competition because their last five movies

47:12

was a flop Look

47:17

at the fingers on this lady The

47:19

Lord those are fine. She has like

47:21

gray alien fingers along here looks bad.

47:23

Okay, this project looks bad Guy

47:26

should feel bad. No, we shouldn't feel

47:28

you're taking your internet stuff out on this guy

47:33

This guy has nothing to do with

47:35

your internet connectivity problems And

47:44

Another one here Alright, please

47:46

come hundred and please got a power. You just

47:48

got a power you you just have to be

47:50

able to say that's okay Everything's fine, you know

47:58

A hundred thirty bucks pledged. Eighteen

48:00

thousand, five hundred and thirty seven dollars through backers

48:02

that it has to go. At.

48:04

Sophia. And the rules of the incident.

48:08

Like. This where I got for yes it's

48:10

called in posts. Dot. A

48:12

I in post. Dot.

48:14

A I Now we have a lot

48:16

of Ai projects on here lately. I

48:19

guess the technology is really up and

48:21

coming. Yarn A are stuff is blowing

48:23

up. Jeff and. I'm a big

48:25

fan of. Yeah, I

48:27

was seeing this. People are taking notice

48:29

of how often A I is blowing

48:31

up. In fact, Boeing just a decided

48:33

to develop their own A I line

48:35

of. Place. Legalese

48:39

Fucking guys. Isn't

48:41

that a plane though? This know the only

48:43

start. rumors. I

48:47

sorted. Boeing isn't trying to use

48:49

the product of the Zoc. The

48:51

gross out's to Marley. Organize your

48:53

inbox using Ai technology unleashed the

48:55

potential of your inbox. You are

48:57

this of Inbox Zero. You ever

49:00

hear about that? I've heard tell

49:02

of this chair of trying to get all the emails. At

49:05

a hear. What? Do you have

49:07

right now in terms of on read emails that you've got

49:09

to that you to take care of will you How. He.

49:12

When I got here pass do

49:14

allows filter those our last notice

49:16

they're on a ruse and I

49:19

care about those. An.

49:21

Invoice reminder mean.

49:25

Anything. The Navy knowing I think it's aspect.

49:28

Of get involved with ice. I

49:31

have. I have something like twenty eight to thirty

49:33

that I just need to go to. In some

49:35

a lot of them are probably like calendar things

49:37

that I didn't want to get rid of window

49:39

and before it happened. but now if I went

49:41

back and said oh that happen and then I

49:43

could delete it or whatever but I gotta you

49:45

gotta set aside for day and is go through

49:47

your inbox and get rid of all the crap.

49:50

And. I can't let your

49:52

fucking inbox ballooned to lawyer.

49:56

Hundred. Gigs or something crazy.

49:58

Well. yeah they won't let you anymore either

50:00

scumbags. I

50:02

don't know I was trying to do something with

50:05

my wife other day with her her one of

50:07

her accounts and her email she still has the

50:09

default like when Gmail switched over to their new

50:11

way of doing stuff social tabs and stuff like

50:13

that she has that layout. Social promote

50:16

she you know what she has she still

50:18

has the updates tab and what

50:20

I have found is whenever I have asked her

50:22

hey did you get that email from the thing

50:24

we're trying to do and she says no it's

50:26

an update and I started thinking what is

50:29

the updates tab what does that meant everything

50:31

is an update I never fucked with

50:33

that I reverted it

50:35

immediately to the compact density

50:37

view yeah

50:41

it's crap and yet it

50:43

works fine once you unclick like a few different

50:46

things what else could you

50:48

possibly be asking for email wise then

50:51

just having the email show up in the place where

50:53

it goes and then you can look at it what

50:55

do you need other than that I don't get it

50:57

well you need some AI in there.

51:00

Oh that's good somebody organized your

51:03

email yeah use your existing

51:05

email address to hyper personalize your email

51:08

so you never miss payments, events or

51:11

promotions less confusing more focus and

51:13

simplicity of course

51:16

they can categorize your emails into

51:18

promotions, invoices, events and news hmm

51:20

I don't think I need a

51:22

news folder in my email

51:24

that's the exact opposite of what I think I

51:27

would be getting in my email there's

51:30

also an orders tab so it's like you can see

51:32

when your Amazon

51:34

order you know they send you the

51:36

email for that why don't you just go ahead

51:38

why don't you just opt out of the Amazon

51:40

order email yeah you know you ordered it right

51:42

is that a separate go to Amazon check the

51:44

orders tab that's it is anyone enjoying

51:46

the workflow of ordering something from Amazon and then

51:49

your phone buzzes and then you look over your

51:51

phone you pick it up Looking

51:53

at the watch like I Just got something

51:55

from from fucking the lottery or something like

51:58

that. No motherfucker, you ordered. A

52:01

cat litter are some via via your order

52:03

is on the way. We can't wait till

52:05

it shows up. Yeah me neither. I can't

52:07

wait. I'm

52:10

also in on all the updates

52:12

on the your that yeah. Arriving

52:14

tomorrow in an email about that

52:16

I find I can hardly sleep

52:18

the night before my cat litter

52:20

and crashers and tissue boxes are

52:22

scheduled to arrive. Looking at the

52:24

email from if we didn't get

52:26

that. Yeah, going to be

52:28

here tomorrow in which was today. Not

52:33

only that going to this the

52:35

tab specific for only those emails.

52:37

And as luxuriating in the ideas I might

52:39

get a box at some point soon. I

52:42

don't mean it. It's mine. It'll show up

52:44

when it's. Fill. It'll show up on

52:46

it shows up. I've I've been single a

52:48

people complaining about Amazon Prime. Not. Being

52:51

as good as it used to be always be

52:53

two days now is three days used to be

52:55

two days now it's five days and then he

52:57

i try to where I returned my five hundred

52:59

item this year and I got mad at me

53:01

or whatever our i know I don't in door

53:03

at. Don't Pay him Don't don't pay a mob

53:05

wilde not an advocate for you to pay him.

53:07

Or maybe it's fine if it's like. Hell.

53:10

Comes on a Saturday instead of a Friday. you know?

53:12

I don't know. If he.

53:14

Really needed that bad. Word. Is

53:17

different you know at what is in different worlds.

53:19

I guess if you needed their bad I I

53:21

find that I order stuff like I've ordered a

53:23

few things like for our work specifically rally little

53:26

piece of equipment that we need to do the

53:28

show Rain or. You. Know my

53:30

Controller Glorious! Guy.

53:34

And was what Cages are really bread? All

53:36

I know why to make of so brittle.

53:38

Because. Are supposed to be able to take a lock if

53:41

you if you make it where it's going to accept a

53:43

lot when you have to know it's going to get many

53:45

as I have to put the key and a lock and

53:47

also I'm really excited when I'm doing it. Will you gonna

53:49

now in the hinge blocking the war ended defeats the purpose

53:51

if I if I know I can defeat of ah negative

53:53

out of it. Then. What's the point

53:55

of even lock me up in there and tell me I've

53:57

been bad? Alamo? It's just doesn't make any sense. but. You

54:00

know in it. If I don't think I

54:03

don't find that I know when it's supposed

54:05

to come in. It's a surprise every time

54:07

because I have an anticipated that showing up

54:09

that badly rights or is so it is

54:12

his ass because them Obe Yorker you're seeing

54:14

that you. Were. I wanted to

54:16

arrive tomorrow or some is now going to

54:18

be on thursday or were of focus and

54:21

we know thing is just not worth it

54:23

to prices are are more exonerate air as

54:25

we as we saw. In

54:27

our discovered Vs Amazon head to head

54:29

that we did. That

54:33

it's it arises on the stuff or just

54:35

insane is not worth a mean. The the

54:37

trade off was oh it's yeah so will

54:39

be more expensive but you get you through

54:41

the same day or never I A or

54:43

where's that now that that's not true and

54:45

they have ads on Amazon Prime Now at

54:47

me as not, it's really not worth of

54:49

Orchid, Ninety some Dollars or Harrys. A.

54:51

Year disparate it but before you

54:53

do. Order. Bunch of stuff and

54:56

and seat and get it. Exhausts

54:58

that has made since his you can

55:00

make this into our it's like it's

55:02

like adult don't I don't quit get

55:04

fired that's proper every my driver for

55:06

yeah go on their age give the

55:09

go off kings your prime sob yeah

55:11

say euro to new tv didn't show

55:13

up and then yes and the made

55:15

they get gas or whatever you got

55:17

you maximize your men have email and

55:20

under a million times. J.

55:22

Evocation that email I think is available

55:24

on or of ago of. This

55:27

is a yeah this is as an email

55:29

at I don't want. I'm not even happy

55:32

with google scanning my they say they don't

55:34

scan your email, they dead as if there's

55:36

anything they do. It's one hundred percent scanning

55:38

your email right? Yeah, Scout's.

55:40

Honor would never do that. Comes. Out. Certain.

55:44

That another room at another when you got moved

55:46

from google. And. Off. Get off

55:48

that shit. Damn. All. My.

55:51

I actually think maybe only and prioritize it

55:53

because they'll just let you know when they're

55:55

done doing whatever it is that you. I'll.

55:58

Just take the offer. whatever it is. the

56:00

little any anything they shut it down. I

56:02

L L thousand is about Google. I had

56:05

the I'm. You know because I had

56:07

the nest thermostat so I had like the nest. Total.

56:09

Door sensors ride the law alarm pads of

56:11

I yeah thought it was cool to integrate

56:13

with nasty little phone thing I thought that

56:16

was promised of of the ecosystem there were

56:18

forever because it's a forget it's it's own

56:20

league or whatever but as we're seeing with

56:22

the wise cameras and all that stuff purchases

56:24

doesn't spark or. Yeah, not supported

56:27

or you know they're doing the thing

56:29

where the that they love the do

56:31

with each more fuck him even more

56:33

money out of the paying customers or

56:35

whatever the fuck. Because. There was

56:37

the say i'm bored with it and move

56:39

on. Yeah, They

56:42

they closed down their nests, protect

56:44

stuff their alarm stuff right? And

56:47

they said are I will the make up for it.

56:49

We're going to give you one of two options. First.

56:51

Option as will hooking up with a D T

56:53

and you get four hundred worth of equipment from

56:55

eighty Ti which some previous to this you can

56:58

only get if you had a pulse. That's the

57:00

only way you could get free a still equipment.

57:02

Hill. With a thirty year contract locked in,

57:04

order the fuck out. the I feel like a

57:06

city signing up for a new arena every time

57:09

a t com that yeah don't wanna lay off

57:11

and same thing with ah. Shit

57:13

Read it. They did the google domains and

57:15

the awesome into google domains and that now

57:17

the each of the off on the square

57:20

space or some like that which is. Still,

57:23

Finally thinking about all of these legacy like

57:25

media companies. Legacy companies like being like so

57:27

scared, like the startups and stuff like tethered

57:29

a year or once they're probably will for

57:31

a little while. Yes, Then you're

57:33

going to and then they're going to drop the

57:35

ball so hard that every the come running back

57:37

to our. I'm. I'm

57:39

becoming a row of return. I'm becoming a

57:42

return guy. But for going to a physical

57:44

store, I really. I mean, I've I've always

57:46

loved going to the physical store, but there

57:49

is something I'm excited. We've been snowed in

57:51

for so long now. I'm excited to go

57:53

into Cosco and stock up on my little

57:55

snack. Ease and stay. my food zealous! Good.

57:58

Good time Haneke. Or from there.

58:01

It's. Not like, three weeks

58:03

at least. I

58:07

do on a bigger and fact I

58:09

honestly think it'll probably be dog dinner

58:11

tonight due to the real relative lack

58:13

of goods I have been at the

58:15

moment this year I bad and for

58:17

roads are. The i'll just

58:19

or iced over like nine days into

58:21

if. We have fucking

58:23

snow like ten days ago, I know as

58:26

I've never seen it stick around again ever.

58:28

All. And. It's.

58:30

Crazy, but. google. Says down as product.

58:32

They say you can take the eighty ti

58:34

thing or will give you two hundred bucks

58:36

to spend at the google store or whatever.

58:39

Now. I. Don't want the fuck and

58:41

speakers are know that crap they got in there.

58:43

but I do kind of still like the nest

58:45

smoke detectors because you get the other on your

58:47

phone if they're going off. Whatever. And

58:49

it doesn't matter if a smoke detector is redundant

58:51

with the one yard he having. your house prices,

58:53

carbon monoxide, I'll add stuff to our money. Happy

58:55

State doesn't doesn't hurt me by to have an

58:58

extra wireless most detector somewhere on the ceiling. Okay,

59:00

So. I get a couple of these. And.

59:03

Of course the amount they give you a slightly

59:05

less than you would need to buy two of

59:07

them so you going out the toss a little

59:09

cash in on top to sweeten the deal but.

59:12

He. Would think you would think they've already

59:14

fucked. You write, they've already forty over a

59:16

period of years. Why not just give me

59:18

the code in the email address or the

59:20

Qr code? I can scan what give me

59:22

something. I can just do it last night.

59:24

How works? This is how it works. They.

59:26

Give you a numerical sequence.

59:29

That. You can then use to go get

59:31

your discount code. Well how do you do

59:33

that? When you contact Google Support by clicking

59:35

the link in the email, I click on

59:38

a link to Google Support. In the email

59:40

it takes me to page not found. Where

59:42

did you get fined Where it as you

59:44

know they are in the goats You have

59:46

to contact a Google Support agent to get

59:49

your discount code. Why? it is due to

59:51

Sue Me. The. Ago. Big.

59:53

Day Of Reckoning Countries is. A

59:58

Real Rings and. I'm gonna wash

1:00:00

all these guys away fucking piece

1:00:03

of shit. Can't even give

1:00:05

me the discount code For

1:00:07

the thing I already bought just

1:00:09

it's so frustrating man like deal Cuz

1:00:12

I know the guy that I just talked to all

1:00:14

for AT&T. I know you didn't set this up, dude

1:00:17

Yeah, some it's some white fucking

1:00:20

Marketing guy type fucking piece of shit.

1:00:23

Yeah who I have in my head now who

1:00:25

I'm just torturing Oh Man

1:00:41

I bet his thing is locked up to No, I know it's an

1:00:44

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either paid for email or we got

1:01:46

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1:01:48

our data No, we all chose the

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1:01:52

coming back with it's paid and we

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do all your data. No No

1:01:59

you pick one I love

1:02:02

it. I love it. Everything from the AI

1:02:05

stuff to the AI voiceover to the... Yeah.

1:02:08

I mean, just whatever the plan

1:02:10

is. Yeah. God forbid any

1:02:13

one person actually get involved with

1:02:16

this in a real way, right?

1:02:18

Just... Whatever. Let's

1:02:21

see. Six months on here is $52. Oh, that's

1:02:23

about right. I'll definitely... I will pay that. I

1:02:25

will definitely pay that for...

1:02:29

By the way, not even email. I will pay it

1:02:31

for... I already have my email. I'll pay this to

1:02:33

be a later on. Email organization. That's

1:02:36

cool. The benefit's not even

1:02:38

that great. Just organizing the emails and

1:02:40

stuff. Organizing the email. For $1,000, you

1:02:42

can become a board member. Not really,

1:02:44

but... I'll eat an edible and do

1:02:46

it all myself. I mean... I don't

1:02:49

need your ass. Yeah.

1:02:53

$538. You can be

1:02:55

a co-creator for six months. You

1:02:58

get to be involved in defining

1:03:00

inpost.ai directions. I think

1:03:02

what these guys are trying to do, and this is definitely

1:03:04

the move if you're a tech company, is

1:03:06

to try to create a cult of personality

1:03:08

around your stupid, useless product. That's

1:03:10

clearly inferior to everything else that's

1:03:13

out there. And then just say,

1:03:15

oh, you can be a part of the community. And

1:03:18

then somehow you get money off of that. I mean, if it works,

1:03:20

you're the richest guy on the planet. We should

1:03:22

also mention, he wants $5,000 for this. Okay? Yeah.

1:03:28

So not a lot of money, but... Yeah, because it's

1:03:30

not anything. It's not even a real thing. $120.

1:03:34

Yeah, seven backers 22 days ago. Stupid. Dump. Info.ai

1:03:37

stuff is bad, but... Thankfully,

1:03:41

we're all done with that. We're

1:03:44

probably a lot closer than you think. This

1:03:47

is 12, the official

1:03:49

trailer for the movie 12, a

1:03:51

cinematic exploration of 12 unique stories.

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This is a feature

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film set in Oakland, California that tells

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the compelling story of two women. women

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from different backgrounds who became police officers

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and joined forces to stop a major

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robbery and catch a kingpin. This

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film aims to highlight themes of courage, diversity,

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and the power of unity in

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the face of adversity. Gee,

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was there a sale on words that end in

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ITY? ITY. Unity

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to words of the ad... Why

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12? We're passionate about 12 because it's

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more than just a film, it's a

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movement. This story breaks stereotypes, showcasing strong,

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diverse female leads in roles

1:04:29

traditionally dominated by men. This guy wanted

1:04:31

to make an AI mid-journey art of

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thick police officers and

1:04:37

spin it into like a positive story

1:04:40

about two women because you can see the two

1:04:43

female leads in here are quite endowed. Well,

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okay. They

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are in the Pixar style of

1:04:53

art, so they really look quite strange.

1:04:56

So they just went into mid-journey and

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said Pixar style female police officer. Yeah.

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With a big dump truck. I mean,

1:05:06

let's be honest, they got some big...

1:05:08

Thick police... I mean, look at the images,

1:05:10

dude. Yeah, well, the video is

1:05:12

even better than images. In fact, it's a series of

1:05:14

moving images. I'll click play on right now. And

1:05:19

here comes the title flying into the

1:05:22

screen. I love how the...

1:05:25

Yeah, the video is in...

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it's a 9x16 like a fucking portrait mode

1:05:30

in the middle of the screen. Yeah,

1:05:33

that's good. Maybe nail that down for a movie

1:05:35

trailer, nail that part down. Yeah. Here

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we are, some... An AI representation of Oakland. Cars

1:05:40

just like disappearing as the computer gets bored

1:05:42

of making them. Where

1:05:51

every turf tells a story. Oh,

1:05:53

here you go. The usual story of two

1:05:56

strangers. Did you see the

1:05:58

road, the notation on a line? the roads

1:06:00

from the AI. It looks

1:06:02

like... Four birdie. Yeah,

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the tech's not good. This

1:06:08

is supposed to be Oakland. There's a San Francisco Bridge in

1:06:10

the background. There's a guy

1:06:12

with a tail also, I think, walking around, which

1:06:14

you know what, I guess... It

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is California. It is California, after all.

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Where every turf tells a story comes

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an unusual story of two strangers

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becoming friends. Let's meet

1:06:27

the first friend, Naisha Thunderberg,

1:06:30

a rebel with a cause and lives life. Looks

1:06:33

like she's somewhere in between 1B and 129 lines tall here

1:06:35

in this mugshot. It

1:06:39

is not good. AI is not

1:06:42

good. So a picture of a woman

1:06:44

wearing a hoodie. Why

1:06:46

would she be wearing an Oakland PD hoodie? That

1:06:49

has buttons on it and

1:06:51

a sheriff badge and she's

1:06:53

standing in front of the

1:06:57

height measurement thing for the lineup. It

1:06:59

doesn't make any sense. Pretty bad as

1:07:01

far as AI stuff. ...by the seat of

1:07:03

her pants until she finds herself in some

1:07:05

trouble with the law. Naisha

1:07:07

stands defiantly before a stern judge.

1:07:10

The choice is clear. Jail

1:07:12

or the Oakland Police Academy... Oh

1:07:14

hell no. ...

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are destined to follow in her father's footsteps.

1:07:20

Their worlds collide yet their mission unites

1:07:22

them, destined to be partners bound by

1:07:24

a badge they're yet to earn. From

1:07:27

the streets to the books. It's

1:07:29

also very funny how the characters keep changing

1:07:31

the look because it's not possible to

1:07:34

feed in the same image or something. He

1:07:36

has to keep doing the same prompt but

1:07:38

the prompt is different. The output is different

1:07:41

every time. Like... you

1:07:44

can tell that he put it like stick. Yeah.

1:07:48

Yeah, I don't know. Well,

1:07:50

I don't know. You know what? I don't know exactly what his

1:07:52

search... I want... If he needs... I want

1:07:54

to know what it is. Send me exactly what you put

1:07:56

in here so I'll know, you know, the lack of your...

1:08:00

how you did it where you went. How

1:08:07

many of you have been in the city? Really

1:08:30

good man. Really really good

1:08:32

stuff. You can

1:08:34

see why this story needs

1:08:36

to happen. Did

1:08:39

they say the use of AI down here at the bottom?

1:08:41

They don't. Wow. Could it possibly be just the trailer is

1:08:44

only going to be AI and then they're actually going to

1:08:46

do it for real after that? I wonder what they think.

1:08:48

Yeah, they'll probably get like a real cast and stuff. Oh

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yeah. Our goal of $250,000 is

1:08:54

meticulously budgeted to cover the essential costs

1:08:56

of making 12 a reality. Pre-production,

1:08:59

production, post-production, distribution. It's got it

1:09:01

all planned out here. Unfortunately,

1:09:04

what he didn't plan was

1:09:06

a better film. I'm

1:09:12

trying to see here. It does say that

1:09:14

he is a visionary

1:09:17

filmmaker and screenwriter renowned for

1:09:19

his profound storytelling in dynamic

1:09:21

character development. Is that

1:09:24

accurate? Probably

1:09:27

not. Oh. So

1:09:31

he has a YouTube link

1:09:34

on his profile there. Okay. I'll

1:09:36

send it to you in chat. But one of his other... His

1:09:40

YouTube is called

1:09:42

Jesus TV. G-E-E-Z-U-S

1:09:44

TV. And another

1:09:47

one of his videos on here is First Look

1:09:49

Black and Asian Pixar Movie 2025 Crystal Quest The

1:09:51

Last Hope. So

1:09:53

I want to see what this is because I feel

1:09:56

like it's probably pretty similar. Wait,

1:09:58

come on. No! Andrew, no, dude! This

1:10:04

is a funny deer attack. So he's making like

1:10:06

little AI movies or something like that on here.

1:10:09

Crystal Quest The Last Hope. This actually looks pretty cool.

1:10:12

You see the Black and Asian Pixar movie. Okay.

1:10:14

What? It's due for release in 2025, it says.

1:10:17

Okay. Come on. Alright,

1:10:21

man. I don't know. Let's

1:10:25

just skip ahead. Let's see if we can get out

1:10:27

of that. Fucking king, Andrew

1:10:29

Funderboo and Asian queen, Shin Yiling Marry.

1:10:31

Symbolized. Oh no. Wait.

1:10:34

Is he putting it? He has a guy. He's a guy

1:10:36

who has like an Asian feather. So

1:10:42

this guy is putting himself in a

1:10:44

movie where he's like a king and

1:10:46

he gets married to a princess from

1:10:48

somewhere in Asia. That's fine. Alright.

1:10:54

Man. Yeah,

1:10:57

this is some guy's fetish. Okay.

1:11:00

Ah, man. Big

1:11:15

Spider. That's

1:11:22

awesome. That

1:11:26

one is, I would say, not as good as Sophia and the

1:11:28

Riddles of the Infinite, even. Go

1:11:50

back to the YouTube page here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm

1:11:53

going to see what this one's about. Which one says

1:11:55

deer attack? Click on videos there. Sorry,

1:12:00

I got sucked into the shorts! Which

1:12:04

is... Uh... Best

1:12:06

Asian food ever in America. That looks good. Looks

1:12:08

like it could be some kind of... Rice

1:12:11

and... Discovering and insane guys. So

1:12:13

funny. Uh, oh, funny deer

1:12:16

attack. This one here. Yeah. Yeah.

1:12:19

Yeah. What is this? Yeah,

1:12:21

let's see. Warning. Proceed with

1:12:23

caution. The video you're about to watch contains content

1:12:25

so hilariously funny, it might leave you in stitches.

1:12:28

Turn this off. Wait, do you... God damn, that

1:12:30

was close. You don't think we can handle it?

1:12:32

It's in stitches? I can't afford a fucking

1:12:34

hospital bill. I don't have insurance. Play it. Play

1:12:36

it. Let's see what we'll see.

1:12:38

Actually, not only should we watch this, we

1:12:40

should steal this and put it at the

1:12:43

beginning of

1:12:47

YPS episodes. This is the ambulance emergency line. Do you

1:12:49

have an emergency? I need a man for that. Who

1:12:52

is this? I just need a man. I need a man for

1:12:54

that. Who is this? I need a man for that. I need

1:12:56

a man for that. Who is this? A

1:12:59

Joe. Oh. Where do you need

1:13:01

this? I mean... He's animating

1:13:03

like an old... call. This

1:13:06

is an old crank call, isn't it? He's

1:13:09

doing an animated video

1:13:12

for like an old... using

1:13:15

AI. Look at E.I. Mergeny.

1:13:18

God damn you. God damn. Can't scam

1:13:20

you, Andrew. Hahahaha. Ahh. Yeah,

1:13:23

very exciting. Very strange. Very strange.

1:13:26

You guys. Eh, maybe

1:13:28

a little... understanding eco-sexuality.

1:13:32

What is that? What

1:13:34

is that? It's important to approach

1:13:36

any topic with respect and understanding, even

1:13:39

if you have differing opinions. I disagree with

1:13:41

that, but I'll let you finish. While

1:13:44

eco-sexuality is a unique and unconventional

1:13:46

perspective on both sexuality and environmentalism,

1:13:49

it's essential to remember that individuals who

1:13:51

identify as eco-sexuals often have

1:13:54

their reasons for doing so. Engaging

1:13:57

in constructive dialogue and respecting diverse

1:13:59

viewpoints... Is a more productive way

1:14:01

to discuss the subject rather than speaking negatively

1:14:03

about Ecosexuals or the whole leafs

1:14:06

all at Pause. Yeah, let me

1:14:08

just speak negatively real quick about Ecosystems, so yeah,

1:14:10

I'm jacking off on like a tree trunk or

1:14:12

something like that. Is that what this is that's

1:14:14

like Ecosystems

1:14:17

I couldn't look it up. I don't

1:14:19

know if that's necessarily what his point of view is But

1:14:21

I think he's just sort of saying you know this is

1:14:24

this exists and is real sex Ecology

1:14:27

also known as Eosexuality is

1:14:29

a radical form of environmental

1:14:31

activism based around nature fetishism

1:14:34

The idea of the earth as a lover

1:14:36

it invites people to treat the earth with

1:14:39

love rather than see it as an

1:14:41

infinite resource to exploit Come

1:14:49

on I fuck with that a little bit don't

1:14:51

you think the earth is pretty good to live

1:14:54

on right? Mm-hmm No,

1:14:56

I'm not I've that I've instantly changed

1:14:58

my mind. I hate it as well. I'm out.

1:15:00

I'm out on the whole thing I are Proponents

1:15:03

of the movement are called Eosexuals

1:15:05

they are unafraid to engage in

1:15:08

and embrace their erotic experience with

1:15:10

the earth such as bathing naked

1:15:12

having sex with Vegetables or having

1:15:14

an orgasm in a waterfall Hang

1:15:19

on I don't think having sex

1:15:21

with vegetables is in the same category

1:15:23

as this other stuff That's not Wow

1:15:27

a lot of people do that Eosexuals

1:15:29

range from those who use sustainable

1:15:31

sex products and like being

1:15:33

nude in nature to those who? roll

1:15:36

around in the dirt having an orgasm

1:15:38

covered in potting soil and Those

1:15:40

who masturbate under a waterfall where y'all

1:15:43

getting waterfalls for a lot of waterfall

1:15:45

stuff Jesus. I think they were that

1:15:47

fucking I Mean

1:15:52

you have to here we have somebody got to

1:15:54

drive like an hour to get to him It's like

1:15:57

oh you you have a jack off at home Mike.

1:15:59

I'm sorry. How? long have you driven for a booty

1:16:01

call before my man come

1:16:05

on come

1:16:07

on be serious I guess that makes sense yeah

1:16:10

edging the whole way driving water

1:16:14

fall spot boy well

1:16:19

Andrews got some interesting things he

1:16:21

wants to explore including here he

1:16:24

says particularly highlighting

1:16:26

the role of women in law enforcement

1:16:28

a subject he feels has not been

1:16:30

adequately represented in mainstream cinema have

1:16:32

we not got we haven't done enough cop movies

1:16:34

and then there's a lady cop there too that

1:16:36

hasn't been okay I

1:16:39

feel like I feel like there's consistently

1:16:41

always one that you could go see

1:16:44

in the right but that's fine maybe we need

1:16:46

some more I don't know I

1:16:48

don't know all I know is I don't respect his opinions

1:16:50

because we disagree that's uh

1:16:52

that's my thought on it

1:16:55

one dollar pledged of an outrageous

1:16:58

two hundred and fifty thousand dollar goal with one

1:17:00

backer fifty four days ago that

1:17:02

is that's a lot

1:17:05

tier four insider 500 bucks virtual meet-and-greet

1:17:07

with the cast you

1:17:10

also get a t-shirt movie merch bundle

1:17:12

you get a behind-the-scenes

1:17:14

e-book you get a digital

1:17:16

download of the whole thing oh VIP

1:17:19

for a thousand two tickets to the movie premiere

1:17:23

that would be really a lot of fun I think

1:17:26

even a lot of Hollywood movies not

1:17:28

getting premieres anymore but this one definitely

1:17:31

doing it or

1:17:33

10 10 grand private

1:17:35

screening plus all previous

1:17:37

tiers excluding tiers four and five

1:17:39

so if you get the

1:17:41

private screening at the executive producer level

1:17:44

where you can host a private screening of the

1:17:46

movie for you and your friends that's what's included

1:17:48

there you get your name

1:17:50

in the credits but You don't

1:17:53

get two tickets to the movie premiere I

1:17:55

Guess because they assume at that point you

1:17:57

will be in the barriers so doesn't really.

1:18:00

Also, you're not able to do a virtual meet

1:18:02

and greet with the cast. I guess the assumption

1:18:04

is that they'll be coming to your house to

1:18:06

one so. Not. The. Sort

1:18:08

of redundant com. Anyways,

1:18:11

that one looks like a lot of on. I look forward

1:18:13

to it coming out and than me watching. And twelve. Of

1:18:16

the wash Now. I'm.

1:18:18

Definitely check that out. Ah well,

1:18:20

we've got three more! I can't

1:18:22

believe Mike were already halfway through.

1:18:25

The. Six sects it was going. It's going

1:18:27

by really, really quickly, but we do in

1:18:29

fact have three more. The

1:18:32

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hardest To get through these and

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I hope that we don't discover anyone with some

1:22:42

unknown fetishes in the course of doing this So

1:22:45

offering this one up here. It's

1:22:47

called the mailbox fucker the only way to fuck

1:22:50

your mailbox. This is interesting here It's

1:22:53

so funny when you find like a weird effect

1:22:55

I like remember when I found that guy who

1:22:57

glued his diapers to the wood chair and stuff.

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That was so mind-blowing That

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thought that's all kind this crazy world

1:23:05

that one for me is super super

1:23:07

interesting because I really can't even

1:23:09

get to the point where I could imagine Like

1:23:13

backing myself into the corner of like that's the

1:23:15

only way I can make the

1:23:17

stuff shoot out. That's just so involved boy.

1:23:19

Am I glued? Boy

1:23:22

am I glued The

1:23:28

Diaper is one thing the being stuck in the

1:23:30

chair is another thing but then like thinking to

1:23:32

combine the two Yeah, you know, I mean just

1:23:34

the ones with the what the

1:23:36

fetishes with all the setup and stuff It's just

1:23:38

like it takes like how long does it take

1:23:40

to jack off 15 seconds? Just

1:23:42

a jack I can jack off doing other

1:23:45

stuff, you know, yeah, real not driving the

1:23:47

car cleaning the dishes Yeah, anything with the

1:23:49

neighbors. Hey, you know Hey,

1:23:51

you do all this? Obvious I've

1:23:54

done it. I'll be out of your hair This

1:23:59

is actually. They'll save your guardian for

1:24:01

a license plate surveillance I guess

1:24:03

Somehow and for some reason I

1:24:06

can't possibly divine. In. The

1:24:08

time since this has been put on

1:24:10

the document first on it's episodes and

1:24:12

the time the we have recorded it.

1:24:14

This project has unfortunately been cancelled. Lose

1:24:17

makers like yesterday resurface the out what

1:24:19

happened Know I am. No

1:24:22

update on it. It's just been cancelled by

1:24:24

the project Crater I'm This is a secure

1:24:26

so if you're into security types of. We

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just talked about the Nes protect earlier being

1:24:30

you know. Deprecated may be

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disagree some the that with take the place

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of it with mail safe perhaps. Because.

1:24:37

You can unleash Twenty Four Seven security

1:24:39

with our solar powered. A

1:24:41

dual camera mailbox system for

1:24:43

complete. Home protection

1:24:46

from. This. Is this is

1:24:48

interesting I've often thought like, would it be

1:24:50

kind of interesting. To. Have.

1:24:53

Some like not i'm not a camera but

1:24:55

just like a sensor that told you when

1:24:57

the mail door like got opened by. oh

1:24:59

yeah he. Would. That be caught in

1:25:01

a kid like relay back like little Raspberry Pi really

1:25:03

back to your house like been your phone like a

1:25:05

you know, the mailboxes. I can't tell you if there's

1:25:07

mail and they are but the mailbox door got open

1:25:09

so. Slap. A camera to the

1:25:11

door than to open a can see through mail

1:25:14

in there. As. The walk outside, don't

1:25:16

the get up from your chair. I

1:25:18

think of in one of fun projects. You

1:25:20

know if you're a smart home and through

1:25:22

the ass I can be something you could

1:25:24

easily do a copy. Great thing to a

1:25:26

spin lanka couple weeks figuring out how to

1:25:28

do and then they. Turn. Off

1:25:31

the availability of you doing in such the have to

1:25:33

figure out on the. I'm. Not.

1:25:35

Well, ever half day various. In.

1:25:37

The. But

1:25:40

it's not my guess. Not wasted time as you're doing

1:25:42

a project to care about. The.

1:25:44

Hatred that I have companies and

1:25:46

stuff. Is it any easier? I

1:25:49

I got the we are Hot

1:25:51

hot ball in my son's top.

1:25:53

Make light of. I'm

1:25:56

crying right now. a

1:25:58

ruined I just

1:26:01

hate so much. I hate these fucking people

1:26:04

so much, Jaya. Good,

1:26:06

good. Yeah. I

1:26:09

know, I know, I know. Ah. Say

1:26:12

fuck with the end, fuck with the end, fuck with the

1:26:14

end. Pushing too far, you know? Pushing

1:26:16

too far! Hahaha. Well.

1:26:20

The time you see me over beyond the news

1:26:22

and the kill-bozier. Hahaha.

1:26:24

Driving down the street. Hahaha.

1:26:30

Let's check out the video for mail safe. Take the pressure

1:26:32

off a little bit. Ah.

1:26:48

The music is at least different. I don't

1:26:50

know. Mmm,

1:26:53

mmm, mmm, mmm. The heaviest

1:26:55

xylophone you've ever heard? I don't

1:26:57

know. I think I've got 80s.

1:27:00

Some instrumentals, some 80s. These

1:27:03

are cameras that you slap on your mailbox

1:27:05

that are supposed to read license plate information

1:27:08

of your neighbors

1:27:10

and report it back to you. Collect

1:27:13

it in some way so that you can view it. You

1:27:16

could be more of a fucking piece of shit on Nextdoor,

1:27:18

being like, this car's been parked here for two days. Yeah.

1:27:22

And the car. What are you going to have

1:27:24

to do? We won't be telling anyone what

1:27:26

the conversation was we had before we started

1:27:28

the show or what clips you were showing

1:27:30

us of what certain neighbors were doing. That's

1:27:33

different. That's my neighbor. They need

1:27:35

to respect my sidewalk. They have

1:27:37

their own sidewalk to walk on.

1:27:40

I know, I know. You're right. I'm going to snap.

1:27:42

I've got too much coffee today or something. Hahaha.

1:27:45

Hahaha. Hahaha. The

1:27:50

way this one works. So the big

1:27:53

solar panel on the side of the

1:27:55

mailbox looks super funny. And I honestly didn't

1:27:57

see until now where the camera even was.

1:28:00

but it's that weird like L shaped

1:28:03

object that I guess is a magnet

1:28:05

that sticks on the base

1:28:07

of the mailbox facing sideways.

1:28:10

A really, really weird implementation

1:28:13

of a security camera.

1:28:16

And I guess it just starts with

1:28:18

like well, I want visibility out on the

1:28:20

road. What do most people have on the road? A big

1:28:23

piece of metal that I can hunk this on.

1:28:26

And then how do I power it? I don't want

1:28:28

to run power. Well solar might work. I tell

1:28:30

you right now, you have a solar powered camera

1:28:32

at the mailbox. It's not picking up shit. It's

1:28:34

not going to work bro. A license plate? You

1:28:37

know how hard that would be to catch

1:28:39

a license plate? There's no way. Then how

1:28:41

are you going to analyze the plates

1:28:43

and all that shit? You have to have

1:28:45

some software to... Yeah. I

1:28:47

mean this guy's not going to do it. Okay. From

1:28:50

Addictions Grip to the other side of

1:28:52

recovery, I transformed my life. Okay, that's

1:28:54

not important to this, okay? Well if

1:28:56

I lost my mom... No, that's not

1:28:58

important to this project. This

1:29:01

guy sounds like a scumbag. This

1:29:03

guy's personal life is a separate issue

1:29:06

from the bad idea, okay? If

1:29:08

we took out everybody on the Kickstarter website that

1:29:10

had some stuff going on, we wouldn't have anything

1:29:12

to fucking talk about on here, okay? Anyways,

1:29:15

he's a successful entrepreneur now and has a

1:29:17

thriving construction business, all right? So we're fine.

1:29:20

Yeah. We are protected and we

1:29:22

have honor. The spark

1:29:24

of innovation. It all began with a simple desire

1:29:26

to bring joy to my daughter. Her innocent request

1:29:28

for a Halloween decoration led me to purchase an

1:29:31

inflatable Ursula for our front yard. Little

1:29:33

did I know that this whimsical act would set in

1:29:35

motion a series of events that would change the way

1:29:37

I thought about security. I love when somebody talks like

1:29:39

that too. I know, dude. Little did I know this

1:29:41

whimsical act would set in motion a series of events

1:29:44

got his inflatable yard decoration

1:29:46

stolen. Yeah. That's why you said I'm

1:29:49

going to slap a camera on my mailbox because of...

1:29:52

And he put up video footage of the

1:29:54

guy stealing it, and it does look fun to do. Did

1:29:56

you ever do this? Did you ever go around the neighborhood?

1:30:00

Stealing stuff and like. I

1:30:03

don't think I ever took anything. Um,

1:30:06

I can remember being young and walking

1:30:08

around a friend's neighborhood and there

1:30:11

was a, um, what was the, what's the

1:30:13

brand of vodka that had the blue bottle?

1:30:15

Was that sky vodka? Sky vodka. Yeah. I

1:30:18

think it was sky. Yeah. I remember saying there was a

1:30:20

blue bottle of sky vodka. I think we picked it up

1:30:22

and smashed it on the ground. I, you know, I don't,

1:30:25

I regret, I regret that. I wish I hadn't

1:30:27

done that because somebody could have gotten hurt. Somebody

1:30:30

could have. We

1:30:33

used to do this all the time. We called it

1:30:35

thrashing. We would go out at night, somebody,

1:30:37

somebody's car. We would just destroy stuff

1:30:39

like this. It was fun. It

1:30:41

was funny to do. We

1:30:44

stole like some lady's, um, rocking chair

1:30:46

off of her front porch or something

1:30:48

like that. Wasn't a rock chair. Don't

1:30:50

say Jesus. Wasn't a rock and rock.

1:30:52

Can she sell a rocket? A big glider. You know

1:30:55

what I mean? Like the person glider. It was $300.

1:30:57

Fuck. These little

1:30:59

kids carrying this off

1:31:02

of somebody's porch. Yeah. And

1:31:04

carrying it down the street and putting it in the

1:31:06

middle of the street. That's funny. What a pain in

1:31:08

the ass that would be if that

1:31:10

happened to me, but when

1:31:13

I was doing it, it was

1:31:15

very funny. Yeah. What if some little

1:31:17

bastard got a wild hair and decided

1:31:19

to climb up on your deck there and took your

1:31:21

dead tomato plants off of the porch? I'd really let

1:31:23

him have it. I

1:31:26

wouldn't have rashed until I found the

1:31:28

party risk off level. No,

1:31:31

you can't, you can't be putting a camera

1:31:33

on your mailbox, especially a solar powered. Well,

1:31:36

look, here's the thing I don't like about it.

1:31:38

Number one, the guy already has the guys on

1:31:40

camera who did it. And, and

1:31:43

he said the guys got it made a

1:31:45

swift getaway, but then the next morning they

1:31:47

discovered Ursula, a man in the street. It's

1:31:49

our wishes in the street. No harm, no

1:31:51

foul. I mean, nobody, nobody likes getting their

1:31:54

stuff messed with. I get it. But I

1:31:56

do think that maybe nothing happened to you.

1:31:59

Yeah. I don't think

1:32:01

anything happened here. And also who cares? It's some piece

1:32:03

of plastic. Oh my kid, my kid liked it. I

1:32:07

need to invent something to make the world worse.

1:32:10

Like, fuck it. So nasty,

1:32:12

dude. Really, really. I

1:32:16

guess it goes without saying also, by

1:32:18

the way, that even if you did

1:32:20

get the point where you... So here's

1:32:23

the scenario. You have the mailbox camera,

1:32:25

okay? Your camera captures the license plate

1:32:27

of the car as they drive away

1:32:29

with your Ursula lawn

1:32:31

ornament. Okay, up to this

1:32:33

point, none of this is remotely plausible, but okay,

1:32:35

let's say it is. Continuing on from there, you

1:32:38

call the police and they say, hey, somebody took

1:32:40

my lawn inflatable.

1:32:44

And I have the guy's license plate and all that stuff.

1:32:46

Yeah, and the guy's... Oh.

1:32:51

That's what kind of help you'll get from the

1:32:53

police. Oh. Yeah. Well, I

1:32:55

mean, but in this case, they might say, okay,

1:32:58

how much do you think the... What do you

1:33:00

think the law was in total dollars? Like

1:33:02

$30 at least. And

1:33:05

also, I guess I should be honest, I was

1:33:07

able to recover it. It was just in the

1:33:09

street. So I would say probably total law is

1:33:11

probably zero, and neighborhood is zero dollars. Yeah.

1:33:15

What you want to do is call back on Monday. That

1:33:17

guy who handles all that stuff will be here on Monday.

1:33:19

So just talk to him. And

1:33:21

you call on Monday and they're like, I have no idea

1:33:24

what the fuck you're talking about or who you talk to.

1:33:26

But that's not how we do stuff around here. I

1:33:28

don't even work here. That's another one. Just like

1:33:30

these cops, you know what I mean? All

1:33:34

right, let's get through this. Say on mail

1:33:36

say. Bad

1:33:39

idea for me to walk out. 19,665

1:33:42

was the goal. They had raised $741 with six backers.

1:33:52

50 bucks gets you early access to purchase mail safe

1:33:54

at a discounted rate and a personalized thank you letter.

1:33:56

That's probably not going to cut it because

1:33:58

I would think... Because 25 bucks

1:34:01

gets you early access to purchase mail safe at a

1:34:03

discounted rate Why would you need the discount if you're

1:34:05

paying 25 bucks up front? That's not really what I

1:34:07

think of when I think of discounts

1:34:11

$175 is the mail safe system and

1:34:14

early access to purchase additional mail safe units at

1:34:16

a discount rate Why would I need additional mail

1:34:18

safe units? I have but one mailbox. I'm one

1:34:20

man I don't really know what else I could

1:34:23

possibly but he thinks this is one where it's

1:34:25

gonna they're gonna relaunch it They're gonna come back and

1:34:27

be like This is

1:34:29

the mail safe too. We've learned from our mistakes

1:34:31

doesn't give any indication of why they cancel it

1:34:33

though, which is a no annoying

1:34:37

Well, it's the interesting thing about it.

1:34:39

Is it they did have kick booster as a collaborator.

1:34:41

So could that be I don't know

1:34:43

Could something happen Wow, that's weird. I've never noticed this

1:34:45

before have you ever noticed what the URL is when

1:34:47

you click on kick booster? Well,

1:34:51

so there's a thing that pops up where you

1:34:53

click on the collaborators on the project And

1:34:56

there's often you know a dozen of these

1:34:58

guys these middlemen in between here This

1:35:01

one is kick booster. I click on it

1:35:03

and the URL that it goes to

1:35:05

is Kickstarter comm slash pretty

1:35:08

slug What's

1:35:10

up pretty pretty slug was

1:35:12

the original name of the account that

1:35:15

became kick is that stir is

1:35:17

that not the official

1:35:20

kick booster account It

1:35:23

says back to zero kick boost booster

1:35:25

is not backing any projects But

1:35:27

is it no, I don't think I

1:35:29

don't think it's considered backing a project. That's weird.

1:35:31

Maybe it is a fake one or maybe Hmm

1:35:35

did this guy get hustled by kick booster?

1:35:37

No, look pick booster right here

1:35:39

Oh, it's for that's for managing pledges, I guess

1:35:42

but it's still a marketing referral company That's weird

1:35:44

that it would they wouldn't just start a new

1:35:47

let's turn pretty slug in pretty quick I

1:35:51

Looked up his Instagram and he has the video out here

1:35:53

and he says for anyone interested in something new Slash

1:35:56

supporting another crazy idea of mine. Here's a

1:35:58

little invention. I've been working on no

1:36:01

uh no fucking update all right

1:36:04

just take my money yeah

1:36:07

well he would love to but he can't because he

1:36:09

canceled the project no I don't think it's

1:36:11

coming back love the idea this person says

1:36:14

question though what about those who do not

1:36:16

have a mailbox in front of their house

1:36:18

I don't know figure it the fuck out

1:36:20

this is for the mailbox specifically don't come

1:36:22

in here with you fucking theoretical

1:36:25

and shit I don't know

1:36:28

get a mailbox and then go from

1:36:31

there there's nothing I put a post

1:36:33

out somewhere I think there's nothing this

1:36:35

is attaches to a mailbox and then

1:36:37

maybe that's the downfall of the security

1:36:39

system because they are artificially constraining it

1:36:41

to mailbox is only for really no

1:36:43

real reason and

1:36:46

also the camera housing looks 3d printed and quite bad

1:36:48

so no I don't think this is relaunching I don't

1:36:50

think this has been acquired I don't think this got

1:36:52

successful somewhere else and they don't need kickstart anymore but

1:36:55

for $100,000 as a stretch goal you could

1:36:58

have gotten smart home integration if you don't

1:37:00

have that on day one you don't have

1:37:02

motion sensing you don't have my storage you don't

1:37:04

have an extended warranty what are we even talking about some

1:37:07

open-source shit you can just copy

1:37:09

man that ain't nothing

1:37:11

and it'll never be nothing because it's been

1:37:14

canceled that's the mail safe total crap Mike

1:37:16

if memory serves

1:37:18

you have one more left and

1:37:20

I've got to think it's another one of

1:37:22

your favorites that's right an AI generated movie

1:37:26

trip story number one a parody book

1:37:28

where the toys go on a drug

1:37:30

induced adventure I love this I love

1:37:32

when people take an existing IP and

1:37:35

type kind of repurpose it make

1:37:37

like a different kind of

1:37:39

adult thing out of like a

1:37:41

children's IP or something like that I love

1:37:43

that this is this is true story by

1:37:46

the name I think you know what's a

1:37:49

reference to toy story but

1:37:51

the toys aren't your

1:37:53

every average day ones that you would

1:37:55

find on there this is different

1:37:58

no I I've I I would think not,

1:38:00

Mike. Now I did see, I saw Barbie

1:38:03

this year in the theaters. Yeah, oh, let me get

1:38:05

this straight. Yeah, it's a movie about a plastic doll

1:38:08

with big boobies. Yeah, that's really... Oh yeah, right. Yeah,

1:38:10

let me just go light up and see that. Oh,

1:38:12

one for the big... That's why you went to see.

1:38:14

Oh yeah, let me have one ticket for the boobies.

1:38:16

Oh, let me just come in here and see this

1:38:18

by myself. Oh yeah, oh, nice

1:38:20

boobies, I said when I saw the movie. Yeah,

1:38:22

right. This

1:38:25

is, but this has Barbie in it and she has

1:38:28

a tattoo on her lower back. It used to be called

1:38:30

a tramp stamp, I wouldn't say that anymore, but it used

1:38:33

to be called that. And it says Malibu on there and

1:38:35

then you can see her thong, a thong underwear up in

1:38:37

her butt crack. I like that, I like

1:38:39

a thong. I like a lady

1:38:41

to thong. Yeah, you guys are liking

1:38:43

this? I don't

1:38:45

know, I just don't know, I like this now.

1:38:47

This was created by an actual comic

1:38:50

book artist person, Mindy Wheeler.

1:38:53

She made this other comic book, Boobs. Boobs

1:38:57

number one. Oh, yeah, right. She makes

1:39:00

adult comics or whatever the fuck, but

1:39:04

the artwork is good, you know? You

1:39:08

can see these pinup styles. What's

1:39:11

that one I'm thinking of where

1:39:13

it's the vamparella, like that female

1:39:15

vampire style everybody. Yeah.

1:39:18

Gets all horny and draws her, whatever.

1:39:20

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. This is different.

1:39:22

This is Buzz

1:39:24

Lightyear and the gang. They

1:39:27

should change his name to Buzzed or

1:39:29

that's just me, that's something else. Yeah,

1:39:32

Buzz Lightbeer. But

1:39:35

all the toys smoke weed and

1:39:38

stuff and that's very

1:39:40

funny. You can imagine what kind of stuff they can

1:39:42

get into. Oh,

1:39:44

yeah, right. Barbie is smoking the weed

1:39:47

and says like, what? Yeah. I'm

1:39:50

gonna, yeah. Basically. Or

1:39:56

Buzz Lightyear smoking weed and he says,

1:39:58

ow, too. to 7-11 and

1:40:00

beyond. Yeah,

1:40:03

yeah, yeah. The munchies I have. Mm?

1:40:07

Mm? Mm? Mm? Mm?

1:40:10

Mm? Mm? Mm? Mm?

1:40:13

Mm? Mm? Mm? Mm?

1:40:17

Mm? Mm? Mm?

1:40:20

Mm? Uh-oh. Oh, hell

1:40:22

no. Get the rights to this? Oh,

1:40:25

boy. You

1:40:27

gotta smoke weed with me. You

1:40:30

gotta smoke weed with me. What?

1:40:38

That's what we're seeing here. We're seeing some panels of

1:40:41

Bud. Oh,

1:40:44

Bud. Like, is it Bud? Bud.

1:40:47

No. And I'm assuming that's Ken or somebody.

1:40:49

I don't know. It's not. You would think

1:40:51

that it's not actually. That's somebody completely different

1:40:53

from- Just the new guy. Oh,

1:40:55

it actually is Bud Zleiter. I didn't know that.

1:40:57

Okay. That's actually a character,

1:41:00

it's an original character by the name of

1:41:02

Shroomy. Now-

1:41:05

Of course. Shroomy is sort

1:41:07

of an alter ego persona of

1:41:09

professional wrestler Matt Riddle. Fucking

1:41:13

Matt Riddle. Oh,

1:41:15

is he not a good guy? No,

1:41:17

he's a... Guy,

1:41:20

so. Okay, Dan, I'm gonna ask

1:41:23

you to double check that that is 100% true

1:41:25

before it goes out on the air. Is that

1:41:27

actually real? That is real, yeah. Aw, I was

1:41:29

thinking of Matt Rife. That other guy. That's

1:41:32

a different guy who, as far as I

1:41:34

know, is totally fine. Matt

1:41:38

Riddle is the inspiration behind the character of

1:41:40

Shroomy. Now, he's totally fictional. He's

1:41:42

also a wrestler action figure. And

1:41:45

then Matt Riddle has a signing in Indianapolis at

1:41:47

the end of March, and we will be there

1:41:49

getting these books signed and off for slapping. I

1:41:51

don't understand, is Matt Riddle a part of the

1:41:53

project? Right. He must be- Well,

1:41:56

he must not be, if you have to go meet him and

1:41:59

hit somebody. Sign. If you have to go to his

1:42:01

signing to get him to sign these books, then how is

1:42:03

he a part of the project to begin? How do you

1:42:05

have his character? Do you just ask to use his character

1:42:07

Shroomy? What? Strange.

1:42:10

Can't really understand what the relationship is. One

1:42:13

fateful day, some toys are left alone

1:42:16

and really come alive. They discover all

1:42:19

of the guy's,

1:42:21

their owner's drugs. Oh

1:42:24

man. Yeah. It

1:42:27

looks like the pro wrestler who is

1:42:30

also a wrestling doll buddy guy is

1:42:32

thinking about sucking on a gummy bear's

1:42:34

boobs as part of this. Trip

1:42:37

Story has been such a fun project

1:42:39

to work on. My husband Mike and

1:42:41

I started working with Trey on interiors

1:42:43

after our book Boobs Number One finished

1:42:45

campaigning last summer. These guys got

1:42:47

a whole thing going on. Yeah, they

1:42:50

do. And I will say I'm

1:42:52

happy for the adult comics in general. I think

1:42:54

that's, you know, that can be

1:42:56

a lot of fun. And

1:42:58

I think that, I think art

1:43:00

can be any number of things. I really do.

1:43:03

I think it's kind of, you know, we actually got one

1:43:05

early on on What the Fun. I think we got sort

1:43:07

of an adult comic, like a, like

1:43:09

a sexy comic, explored adult themes. She was

1:43:12

like a space ranger. It kind of like

1:43:14

had. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. It

1:43:17

was probably about the same fucking people. I mean, maybe so. I thought

1:43:19

that one was good. It turned out well. I

1:43:21

think I'm a little bit over the what if a

1:43:23

toy smoked weed thing. Feels a little regressive. Yeah.

1:43:27

Silly. Yeah,

1:43:31

a little bit strange. Tony Vanderpauw says,

1:43:33

so the Matt Riddle that

1:43:35

you speak of as someone who can sign the covers, this

1:43:37

is the Matt Riddle, the wrestler. You don't mention him anywhere,

1:43:39

but it certainly looks like he's on a few covers. Is

1:43:41

he part of the story or something? And

1:43:44

it says, and she says, I'll go, I'll go

1:43:46

fix it. I'll go fix the thing. And then

1:43:48

I guess, I don't know. You know what? I

1:43:51

would say I'm still confused as to the relationship

1:43:54

or the purpose of, I mean, basically

1:43:56

any of it. Yeah.

1:44:00

But I'm not a certain type of guy for sure. Yeah,

1:44:05

yeah, I think I think I've always

1:44:07

it's been a theme and of course

1:44:09

being the resident dork of the show.

1:44:11

It's maybe not surprising that I see weed culture

1:44:14

stuff and kind of roll my eyes, but it

1:44:16

does feel like even even

1:44:19

weed enthusiasts are a little bit over

1:44:21

the weed culture stuff. Like guys still

1:44:23

aren't getting like the neon lamp of

1:44:25

the weed leaf and putting that up.

1:44:27

Right. That's not anything. Dan

1:44:29

turn your camera to the right here real

1:44:31

quick. I'm no longer a

1:44:33

weed guy. Okay. But

1:44:36

even when I was. Yeah. Wasn't

1:44:38

into that shit though. You're

1:44:42

not doing like blacklight posters and stuff I'm saying right? Like

1:44:44

we're kind of over the whole thing where

1:44:46

everything has to be we like it can't just

1:44:49

be like I like the stuff. It has to

1:44:51

be like oh I got the poster. I got

1:44:53

the little whatever. I

1:44:55

had a friend named Matt who's brother.

1:44:59

Jason was like a weed

1:45:01

head or whatever really bad guy. Yeah.

1:45:05

He like screamed as his parents and stuff all the time we're over

1:45:07

there and his parents were like his

1:45:09

dad would be like no I don't think that's right or

1:45:12

whatever. I never like

1:45:14

discipline or anything like that so it was

1:45:16

like kid just like ran walked all over.

1:45:19

But he had all those posters up. It

1:45:21

was like when he stole them from like Spencer's

1:45:23

and stuff. He had like

1:45:25

a pair of jeans on and then put a pair of jeans

1:45:27

over them but the jeans under he would like put

1:45:30

a rubber band around so that he could

1:45:32

put stuff into his pants and it wouldn't fall off the

1:45:34

bottom. He was a visionary. That

1:45:39

is really the ingenuity that people

1:45:41

have who are stupid and want

1:45:43

to do stupid shit is

1:45:47

absolutely awesome. Incredible. Yeah.

1:45:51

Paintball guy. Okay. I'm

1:45:54

developing a clearer picture now of him. He was

1:45:56

a cool guy. Well

1:46:00

you can see what would happen here if Bud's light

1:46:03

year and apparently a

1:46:05

not very nice wrestling guy teamed up

1:46:07

to smoke all of the kid's weed.

1:46:09

That could be cool. Where does Barbie

1:46:12

come in? Well she's a little bit

1:46:16

later. Don't take this. You don't get to use

1:46:18

this. You don't. Yeah. That's

1:46:21

not for you. That's for me.

1:46:23

It's for me. Me

1:46:29

as Barbie. There's a ring too in my van.

1:46:33

It is for, that is what it's for. You

1:46:36

can see Barbie there and her bikini top comes

1:46:38

off and what's underneath but those two

1:46:40

classic nubs known as boobs. Kind

1:46:44

of amazing. Kind of amazing

1:46:46

to still be on this but so

1:46:48

far so good. $1,500 pledge of a $100 goal

1:46:50

110 back or 26 days ago. I

1:46:54

think it is a book not

1:46:56

a movie. It does appear to be a movie

1:46:59

just because it's so fully realized and fleshed out

1:47:01

but I guess it is just

1:47:03

a comic book which is perfectly awesome in

1:47:05

its own right but I guess these people

1:47:07

must have. Obviously we've done

1:47:09

the thing again where we wait into

1:47:11

something we have no idea what it is and

1:47:13

find out that there's a dedicated fan base and

1:47:16

following. They're more successful than

1:47:18

us and nicer than us. And then now we're

1:47:20

thinking about our shit talking and getting backed around

1:47:22

to those people and then finding out about it,

1:47:25

showing up at our house. And

1:47:28

maybe fixing our internet. That would be great. Or

1:47:31

killing us. Either way.

1:47:33

Win-win. Anyways,

1:47:36

trip story number one. Guys

1:47:39

I know that Mickey Mouse went out of copyright but

1:47:41

I don't think that applied to everything

1:47:43

Disney ever put out. Okay. But

1:47:46

of course this is a federally protected parody

1:47:48

and I will go to my death believing

1:47:50

that stuff like this should be allowed to exist. Free speech.

1:47:53

Yeah. 6161 of 100 bucks. Not

1:47:56

a bad day at the office for drawing a Woody

1:47:59

with a blunt. cool.

1:48:02

The last one for you, Mike,

1:48:04

now this is interesting, this has nothing to do with

1:48:07

AI. Yay! But

1:48:10

what if it did? It

1:48:12

doesn't. This is Dust Home's Smart

1:48:14

Property Portal. This is kind of

1:48:17

cool. I'll just let the video play. How

1:48:20

many times have you found yourself searching

1:48:22