0:00

Ohhhh Yeah,

0:05

that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter

0:07

sucks. Yep, Mike and Jay have for

0:09

still doing this stuff. They've been going

0:11

for six years and haven't given it

0:13

up. So somehow, here's another six pack

0:15

in this type of junk. Yeah, that's

0:17

right. We're still doing these. Your Kickstarter

0:19

sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing

0:22

these. Sucks and swells. Yep, Mike and

0:24

Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah,

0:26

that's right. We're still doing your

0:28

Kickstarter sucks. Hey,

0:33

Mike and Jesse. I'm

0:35

not really a computer tech kind

0:37

of guy. So

0:40

when you guys talk about networking,

0:43

I don't even really know what that means

0:46

in your files and your very

0:48

complicated systems. Why

0:54

do you do all that? It seems like

0:56

you're spending a lot of time and money doing

0:59

all this computer stuff. What

1:02

are you doing with your computer that I don't

1:04

do? I

1:09

don't know. I just have the Wi-Fi and

1:12

I go on the laptop and it works and

1:15

everything works. I can do my taxes.

1:18

So I don't

1:21

know. Maybe you can explain it on an upcoming

1:23

episode why you have

1:25

all these files and wires

1:27

and expensive tech

1:29

stuff. I

1:32

just want to learn and

1:34

listen. All right, thank you. Hey,

1:39

everybody. Welcome to YKS. Brought to you by

1:41

a series, a

1:43

tangled mess of wires, technology,

1:46

cables, computers, all kinds of

1:49

modules and things like that, Mike, that do

1:52

we ultimately have to have? No,

1:54

but it's that one thing. Does

1:56

it make us happy? Also, no.

1:59

No. No, truly not,

2:01

truly not. And

2:03

are we any better at it than almost anyone else? No,

2:05

but you have to have something to

2:08

do. Or

2:10

you'll blow your fucking brain at that.

2:13

Yeah. At

2:15

the end of the day, you gotta have

2:17

something to think about for longer than

2:19

a few minutes or else you'll start

2:22

thinking about the creeping darkness. It's

2:24

gonna be one of those episodes, gang. I'm JF and

2:26

Mike here is talking a little bit about what

2:30

goes on in that crazy mind of his here

2:33

on a beautiful start to another YKS. It's

2:37

not a rainy day, but we're dealing with the after effects

2:39

of the rain. Mike, I feel

2:41

a little washed out. It

2:43

was nice there for a while, huh? It was raining

2:46

for like five days straight. It was

2:48

dreary. It was awesome. Yeah, but it

2:50

was muddy too. Like

2:52

it wasn't the cool kind of... Because we don't have

2:54

drainage or anything. Just so the water just sits around

2:56

and you gotta go get some diseases off of it

2:58

and stuff like that, which is not very good. Why

3:03

do we have all of this stuff? Also,

3:07

what stuff? Let me push back a little bit.

3:10

What stuff are you saying that we have that you don't have?

3:13

You don't have a computer? Let

3:15

me tell you, nothing makes me more angry than

3:17

somebody who says, I just turn on Wi-Fi and

3:19

go. That

3:23

is the DC red. And

3:26

that's crazy because you normally confuse it with green. So

3:30

it's interesting that you can even see it. Last

3:33

night, where were we talking about last night? We

3:38

were talking about something with work, something

3:40

with the drive and something with

3:42

organizing files or something like that. And

3:44

I didn't even get a... And this is gonna be

3:47

very peculiar to people who have heard the show. You

3:50

were talking so much about it that I

3:52

didn't even get a word in edgewise. In

3:54

between the time that you identified what you

3:57

said was a problem with the files and

3:59

when you... You had talked yourself into taking

4:01

on the massive project of fixing the files I

4:03

don't know what it was, but I couldn't even

4:05

I couldn't even be like hmm

4:08

good idea before you were like don't worry I'll

4:10

take care of all of it. Oh, it's the

4:12

thumbnail thing. I think I was already I

4:14

was already halfway done with doing it So I

4:16

appreciate that you left me out of this completely

4:20

I can see Dan just seeing like the

4:23

ding on his phone. Yeah, for real. Damn

4:25

these guys rolling over Yeah,

4:27

you yeah, you were talking about oh We got

4:29

to check the YouTube links and then we got

4:31

to delete the ones we don't need don't worry

4:33

about it I I'll do it. I'll do it

4:36

all and I and I almost sense like I

4:38

couldn't phrase it in a way that didn't sound

4:40

Patronizing but I basically was like oh look he

4:42

found another project. I'm so I'm a

4:44

hat legitimately not patronizing I'm happy for you that you

4:46

found yet another data entry thing that you can do

4:48

to take up a few hours in your day It's

4:51

all you have to write it down I have to

4:53

write it down and put have to put it in

4:55

a list or also forget about it's like anything else

4:57

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure. I don't keep working

4:59

on it until 4 or 5 a.m. And get it

5:01

completely done I'll forget how to do it because I

5:05

Have one brain cell that is

5:07

true one day to the next. It does feel like

5:09

I Feel like I'm in Groundhog

5:11

Day, but I'm not Bill Murray. I'm one of the

5:13

other guys Yeah, you just shake it up at the

5:15

end of the day and every day

5:18

I wake up and go like oh shit I guess I better do

5:20

that and I just and I don't know

5:22

if I've done it yet or nothing It's just it's a whole

5:24

new day every time so yeah I have these little sticky

5:26

notes and stuff that I'm trying to Corral

5:29

my life together with and it's not working That's

5:32

a pretty good idea. I should maybe look

5:34

into that sticky notes Yeah,

5:37

or or say you're destroying your

5:39

memory Yeah,

5:42

I think I'm gonna come back to me slowly, but

5:44

I think we're all yeah, we're all pretty much in

5:46

that same boat Yeah, I get Organized

5:50

yes, or can I take

5:52

something? Can I take like ginkgo

5:54

biloba does that do it remember when that was something? Yeah?

5:56

Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I think it's like

5:58

fish oil and stuff. I think I think that stuff is

6:00

like, I think it's clear that that didn't do anything

6:02

because now it's just like in Monster Energy drinks and

6:04

we're still stupid so I don't think it does. I

6:07

think they just like distilled it all and put it into

6:10

like a Red Bull, you know, like a Logan

6:12

Paul drink and now it doesn't, it clearly, it's

6:14

not helping that guy. I started

6:16

before I got sick or

6:19

whatever, started, and I'm

6:21

okay. I

6:23

truly didn't even think you were sick. I

6:26

thought you were just lying for attention. I

6:29

started taking the vitamins and shit, the

6:32

big handful of shit again, the HTTP3

6:34

or whatever. And

6:39

the fish oil and

6:41

the psyllium husk. You had your big first

6:43

of the year panic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

6:45

then look what happened. I got sick. So

6:47

no more vitamins for me. No

6:50

more healthy stuff like that. I'm

6:52

back on Taco

6:54

Bell. You

6:56

made the mistake of waking up your immune system

6:58

to the point that it could start to fight

7:00

some stuff, which makes you

7:03

feel bad. Ah, these fucking maimies. This

7:05

is like Dwayne. What the hell's going

7:07

on? Oh

7:11

shit. I got

7:14

some coffee today. Look, I stirred you up some

7:16

coffee as well. I hope it's to your liking.

7:19

It's very good. Chocolatey. What is this? Does

7:22

it taste chocolatey to you? Chocolatey? What is it? I

7:25

have tongue blindness also. That

7:28

would not surprise me. The way you normally take your

7:30

coffee, it would not surprise me at all if that

7:32

were true. It's good. It's

7:36

just the, you know, I get it from

7:38

Publix, it's the busy brand cold brew coffee.

7:42

And then I just put a couple of splashes of

7:44

the French vanilla zero sugar creamer in there. That's nice.

7:47

Until it turns the color of

7:49

a bone. I try to get it to bone color for you.

7:53

White hot. But

7:57

I had some. I went out and got some. I treated myself to

7:59

an out of... I was thinking about it

8:01

on layover, but I was like... Yeah,

8:04

there's not like a convenient, there's not like a... Well, you can

8:07

go to Starbucks, but you've... There's

8:09

no novelty there for you in Starbucks anymore, I don't think. No, no,

8:11

no. And I

8:13

don't think... I guess I'll never identify

8:15

with the people who go to Starbucks daily

8:17

and have their regular order. I would only ever

8:19

go there if there's something new that is

8:21

tempting to me, because otherwise it's

8:23

like the cost of a Subway sandwich. So I'm

8:25

just not even fucking with it at all. Just

8:28

go to like a normal coffee place. Yeah. Just

8:31

get it like a... If you don't know how to get

8:33

it at home for whatever reason. But I went and I

8:35

made note of what the cashier

8:37

said, because I went to Dutch Bros, which... That's

8:40

the one where they make the people walk outside and

8:42

talk to you for some insane reason. And

8:45

I took note of what she said when she turned

8:47

the iPad around to me to see. Yeah.

8:51

Not that I would never not tip anyways,

8:53

but if you don't tip someone who walked

8:55

outside to get your order, and

8:58

then ask you, do you have any cool plans

9:00

this weekend? Like, you're just a fucking prick. Like,

9:02

you're just a miserable bastard. So I

9:05

tip, and she's like, I think the

9:07

exact phrasing was, I'm going to

9:09

turn this around and you can just take care of this little guy

9:12

right here. That's so good. That's such a good... Because

9:16

I went to the

9:20

brewery that we're talking about the

9:22

other day. Yeah. We

9:24

got some pizza and stuff and some beers

9:26

from there. And she did

9:28

the flip around. She's like, I'm just going to ask you a question.

9:31

Oh, she did question. Okay. I'm like, there it

9:33

is. Is there ever

9:35

any... Is there another question that

9:38

it asks besides that? I think

9:40

that's the only one. It's the only one I

9:42

ever have. Oh, kind of. I love answering questions. Ask

9:44

me anything. Oh, good. We're here for trigon. Anyway, we'll

9:46

get a quick start on that. But

9:52

I went and got that, and I went out, and

9:54

I mailed... I did mail something

9:56

to Stefan in Canada, which is

9:59

really, really... fucking hard to

10:01

do it's impossibly hard to

10:03

do because and I was like

10:06

no I'm not I'm not a crying I'm

10:08

not crying man okay I'm not crying I'm

10:10

not watching Star Wars and I

10:14

was at the point where I was making the

10:16

face and I had the body language

10:19

that when my wife walked into the room she

10:22

said oh my god what's wrong because

10:25

I couldn't figure out what to do

10:27

to send him the package and

10:29

it was like I finally get over the hump of

10:32

being like okay so I went to

10:34

the post office a long time ago and I asked the

10:36

guy hey is there a way to prepay duties which

10:39

is like you have to pay duty Dan you know this

10:41

when you import something you have to pay a duty on

10:43

it right yeah depending

10:45

on what it is but what you were sending

10:47

yeah you would have to pay a duty on

10:49

that problem and you got confused because you've been

10:51

putting duty on stuff that comes in right duty

10:54

fees usually come from your person

10:56

who watches your fucking under as

10:58

your duty I

11:03

wash my own underwear all right sorry about that

11:05

yeah yeah we thought we know we

11:07

know but I had so I had this

11:09

I'm sending in this I'm sitting in this a graphics card that

11:12

I don't need anymore because it

11:14

is actually easier for me to try to

11:16

figure out how to do an international shipment than it

11:18

is to get him to buy a computer part so

11:20

I've done this I've decided I'm gonna send it

11:22

to him and I get the

11:25

packaging I get the the box that I

11:27

find the tape I get the label I

11:30

go to a place where I can print a

11:32

label and then they also put like the customs

11:34

form on the label for you so you don't

11:36

have to get that other sheet and fill that

11:39

shit out too so I'm putting like okay computer

11:41

parts okay or gift and it's

11:43

like three hundred fifty dollar value let's say

11:45

there about and then you have

11:47

to put the weight of the thing it with the country

11:49

of origin of the thing too and all this shit and

11:51

then it says oh by the way a lot of countries

11:53

now want you to do a

11:55

harmonization code so click here to

11:57

find out more about harmonization I it's like an

12:00

import thing. It's like a customs thing. And

12:02

anyways, I eventually just left it off

12:05

because when you type in graphics card,

12:07

GPU, computer parts, whatever, it says, here's

12:09

the code we think you should, the

12:11

tool says, here's the code we think

12:13

you should use to import this graphics

12:15

card to Canada. And it's under the

12:18

same heading as like, and

12:20

I'm not joking, nuclear parts,

12:24

like parts of a nuclear, nuclear devices

12:26

and stuff like that. It's

12:29

so hard. Is

12:31

that crazy? And I even looked, I even used,

12:33

I searched that code and it came up with

12:36

like these, these data brokers

12:38

that are like, Hey, this is how many

12:40

Nvidia GPU shipped under this harmonization code in

12:42

this month of this year, whatever. So that

12:45

is what they are doing when Nvidia imports

12:47

these GPUs from Taiwan or wherever they're manufactured.

12:50

It comes in as nuclear

12:53

processor printed

12:55

on die circuit board, whatever. And I'm like,

12:57

I'm not putting on there that I'm sending

12:59

a gift of the nuclear codes to my

13:01

friend in Canada. You guys on the door.

13:04

Yeah. You guys just figure it out when it

13:06

gets there. I can't be, I'm not doing

13:08

that. It just feels, it's crazy. It's crazy

13:10

to do that shit. Can't

13:12

be putting Irene through

13:14

that. Irene would be handling whoever showed up at

13:16

the door. Obviously, right. Yeah. They would walk out

13:19

and what are you talking about? Stefan would be

13:21

cowering in the shower. He would be in the

13:23

bathtub. Well, seven would be in his litter box.

13:25

I don't

13:31

know. He uses a litter box indoors. He

13:34

does now. He does now. Yeah. But

13:36

anyways, it was a big fucking hassle. But I, but I came

13:38

back and I got my mail and shit like that. And, um,

13:42

I got, I got several things in the mail

13:44

today that made me reflect

13:46

on the failed state

13:48

that we live in. So I

13:51

got, I got three things that, well, okay. I got a

13:53

number of things actually that were very depressing. Um,

13:55

I got a piece of paper that they sent

13:57

me back my IQ results. horrible

14:01

really really bad you

14:04

take it again no

14:06

that's the word I get a little bit late like

14:08

six months to take it again they

14:11

said me a good crack it I'm

14:16

trying to get somebody else to take it for me I

14:20

know I got something so I got something that was first

14:25

of all it was all of

14:27

the explanation of benefits slash denials

14:29

slash appeals procedures for all

14:31

of my kids braces

14:33

that the insurance says we don't want

14:35

to pay for your kids to have

14:38

braces so that was cool that's

14:40

just insight that's just a nice reminder

14:43

that like your teeth

14:45

aren't your health yeah

14:48

so that was good to get but that's

14:50

that's like that's irrelevant to this so

14:52

I also got a check from Apple

14:54

or the Apple settlement rather go I

14:56

got the ninety two dollar settlement

14:58

from Apple I don't I'm not even sure

15:01

what it's for you know I'm

15:03

I have to look up that for that when they put the

15:05

U2 album I'm that's

15:11

why they executed Steve Jobs I think it's

15:15

payments from Apple iPhone

15:17

class action settlement being sent out this

15:19

month that's right I'm reading this wow

15:21

somehow the top result give it up

15:23

for WGME on your side local

15:25

news that have Portland I'm yet ninety

15:27

two dollars and seventeen cents is what

15:29

I got if you have an ad

15:32

blocker fucking pure be great right to

15:34

a whole I know I know while

15:37

that long name may seem suspicious the I

15:39

team found it is a legitimate organization in the

15:41

checks are safe to cash now let

15:43

the other thing that's interesting point if someone sends you

15:46

a check in the mail it probably is a scam

15:50

my looking mom and sister sign up for like cash

15:52

every summer so I'm like that and they were they

15:54

were like I got or my sister

15:56

yeah I think I said this my sister was like

15:58

somebody sent me like a hundred dollars on cash

16:00

wrap and I fucking cashed it out. I

16:03

like you, you boob. No, you can't do

16:05

that because I had to educate him. You

16:07

think, that's what's so fucked up, you think

16:10

if you just don't know exactly how banks

16:12

work that if they give you the money

16:14

it's your money. You would think

16:16

that, wouldn't you? I mean, why wouldn't anybody? It's

16:19

just, it's so

16:21

funny how like, you know, you have

16:23

to know all of the shit to

16:25

live a safe life or whatever

16:27

the fuck. Somebody can just drain your account if

16:30

you click on like a wrong link or

16:32

something. I'll say this, you don't

16:34

actually have to know the specific stuff, you

16:36

just have to be so corroded and

16:39

cynical and hateful that you never believe anything

16:41

good will happen and then you'll be safe.

16:44

That's the truth. That's why people listen to

16:46

our show. It really is. The YKSI team

16:49

is on your side. That's

16:52

what my, that's what the Jesse tips have been.

16:54

That really is that I'm on your side of,

16:57

don't forget to check your heat pump, right?

16:59

Do all, don't steal from Target. We

17:01

have found, a YK special investigation

17:04

has found that they will arrest you if

17:06

you steal a bunch of different targets. Here's

17:08

what we found works. Here's the

17:10

right way to do it. Those

17:12

are the only guys who are not

17:14

getting shit canned also are those the

17:16

I-team guys. Everyone else is getting absolutely

17:18

annihilated. Yeah, every

17:20

fucking, look, I just wrote something else.

17:24

Some other industry or some other gaming

17:26

type thing. Oh, Microsoft played off. Microsoft,

17:29

yeah, yeah, yeah. They did, yeah, brutal.

17:33

Nasty time. So

17:36

this was from Apparel in 2020. I

17:38

guess at that time they were going by Apparel. They

17:40

changed later. Changed it. To, I

17:43

guess Apple computers, interesting.

17:46

The class action lawsuit is, this is the

17:48

one where they slowed down the performance and

17:51

battery life of older iPhones. Oh, yeah. Going

17:54

back and reading about it, I actually didn't think it was

17:56

that big of a deal. See,

17:59

I'll be sending that an ID. dollars back no

18:01

I can't I already spent it on the

18:04

one coffee I had this I

18:07

took care of that little guy and handed it yeah

18:09

right over but you had

18:11

you had to submit a claim in twenty so

18:13

it's four years ago I submitted a claim and

18:16

I got ninety two bucks back now which is

18:18

awesome in the same

18:20

thick wad of mail I got I

18:23

also got and that was almost the name of the show

18:27

thick thick mail thick wad of thick

18:29

wad of yeah I also got a

18:31

notification that my wife's car has a

18:33

class-action lawsuit going against it yes somebody

18:36

suing your wife's car yeah I don't know what it is

18:38

I get ninety dollars I guess she's going too slow I'm

18:40

not sure what the problem is we're gonna try to settle

18:43

out of court but

18:45

it I think it got recalled at some point

18:47

had to get repaired so now everyone's mad that

18:49

they had to do that so in five years

18:51

I'll get another check from my

18:53

wife's car having some kind of problem so

18:56

that's so that's two that's the recalls there

18:58

and I'm sitting pretty for years I'm

19:00

yeah I'm sad you don't have to

19:02

do anything the only problem the only

19:04

problem is is that now cyber

19:08

cyber thieves have access to my

19:10

bank account because my xxx

19:12

mortgage company got their data

19:14

breach right right so that

19:16

was the three things that was either the

19:18

four things I got in the mail today

19:21

here's 90 bucks but all of your personally

19:23

identifiable information is gone that's your car is

19:25

fucked up your phone's fucked up and

19:28

you need to pay your taxes that was the other one

19:31

so it was a bunch of good mail to get whatever

19:34

happened to red book right you

19:36

know yep the

19:38

red so

19:41

the red book red book was a red plum

19:44

Oh red plum is another thing which I have

19:46

not seen in a while I haven't seen that

19:48

either they got eradicated finally oh my god seen

19:50

that for a long time I even went online

19:52

and be like stop sending me this shit yeah

19:55

I don't buy food or

19:57

whatever this is for well it's all

19:59

it's just coupons for hardy's fucking

20:02

I don't fucking need that shit at

20:04

all yeah I don't think

20:07

anyone is anyone eating Carl's jr. I'd

20:09

like to know Carl's jr. or hardy's

20:11

if you guys are eating these yeah

20:13

long john silvers legitimately when

20:15

would you ever have had the opportunity even

20:17

to pull into I'm

20:19

gonna pull into skyline chili would

20:22

never find me pulling into a skyline chili

20:24

no I don't think so I think that

20:26

one at least has like local fans but

20:28

I don't think people

20:31

aren't eating hard I'm trying to think of what

20:34

the tenor in the house would be if I said

20:36

hey it's Friday night let's all get hardy's let's just

20:38

go through let's just get hardy's thick

20:40

burgers like the 60 year old dad who's still

20:46

horny off the commercials that they had or

20:48

something that's so weird okay

20:50

okay guys I'm going to captain D's I

20:52

can also swing my long john silver I'm

20:54

gonna get the crack ones for myself you

20:56

guys want the chicken planks what the fuck

20:59

that would be insane can you go by

21:01

captain D's and get me some cheese cheesecake

21:05

frozen cheesecake oh my god okay

21:08

I gotta look at the captain D's menu sorry

21:10

I didn't know what what are the happy has

21:12

has captain D's bought into the iced coffee Trent

21:15

does captain D's have iced coffee you can get

21:17

there like everyone else they're

21:19

doing in FT's oh wow

21:22

the ultimate seafood platter okay they're sticking with

21:24

seafood and loaded potato soup for some reason

21:26

okay I don't know if I'm getting it

21:29

there fish and fries you know what the

21:31

fish honestly looks pretty fucking good yeah I

21:33

can't imagine

21:37

going there still but it does I mean

21:40

21 grams of protein and your fish and fries

21:42

platter don't mind if I do but they look

21:44

they've simplified the menu this is what I like

21:46

to see from a place like this thing and

21:48

no sucks yeah family

21:51

meals right here you can get this the

21:54

seafood oh I you want to get the family sample

21:56

or you want to get the seafood feast It's

22:00

a different Well the seafood

22:02

feast is 12 pieces of our

22:04

famous battered dipped fish 12 crispy butterfly

22:06

shrimp Three seafood stuffed crab

22:09

shells 12 hush puppies and your choice

22:11

of two family style sides pictured here

22:13

is the broccoli Which would be a

22:15

very funny thing to order at Captain

22:17

D's you got that Captain D's up there,

22:19

yeah No,

22:22

no, do you have hearties? I Think

22:27

so. It's like Carl's Jr. Right? um

22:31

Yeah Sure, I

22:34

think it is yeah,

22:36

I think we have like a Carl's Jr.

22:38

Slash hearties Yeah, whoa Wow finally the best

22:40

of both were washed the beef Hope

22:43

they didn't squash it too bad. Oh my

22:46

god. All the juices are sleeping out of

22:48

it Mike. Oh good gravy Anyways,

22:50

I forget what we're talking about. The reason we have so

22:53

much technology is because we don't have anything else going on

22:55

Yeah, this is the man. So that's probably what the That's

22:58

what the deal is with that. Hey speaking of technology Mike. I think

23:00

it's time. We do an update on an old Kickstarter Wait,

23:03

is this one it? Okay

23:09

Well, it's just loud as fuck. I didn't okay. Sorry.

23:11

Well, Dan you can plop in the real one That's

23:13

not quite so loud, but that look I didn't have

23:15

a little icon on the button So I didn't know

23:17

which one it was. So I just got the stream

23:19

deck popping over here. I'm sitting in my little chair

23:22

I got the I got the lap. Do you know

23:24

how you know how long it has been since I

23:26

have used? laptop

23:28

to Record the

23:30

show Because that's

23:32

that's what we used to do is we used to use this

23:34

laptop and so the profile for the stream deck is Saved

23:37

still on here. So

23:40

there's some stuff on here that is like

23:42

extremely old. Is there they're really legitimate There's

23:45

something called smokers cruise Why

23:48

do we have smokers cruise cruise, I don't know

23:50

it's like if it's like a joke it's like

23:53

a fake thing for a smokers cruise If

23:56

you love this smoke, then, you know, there's no

23:58

place left in America where you can light

24:00

up a buck these days. That's why Carnival

24:03

is proud to offer our news. Why

24:05

would we have this? At rule.

24:08

Board our luxury liner and be off to, who

24:11

cares where you go? The point is, you'll

24:13

be in international waters where you can smoke

24:15

24 hours. What

24:19

is that problem? Why do we have that on here? I

24:22

don't know, there's, must have talked about it. We would have

24:24

to go back to 2020. I

24:26

searched Smokers Cruise and it's all just like, yeah, you

24:28

can smoke on here, but there's no like, I

24:30

guess there's some radios. I have no idea where that's from.

24:33

I did, the only other thing on here is this. Oh

24:47

no, this is the, I don't

24:49

know why somebody, you know, we are,

24:51

we are, we are, we are all

24:53

our second only respect and expect now. The

24:55

last time SNL was funny. Adrian Brody. Adrian Brody

24:58

on SNL. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For some reason, I

25:00

guess I decided we'll be referencing this so much,

25:02

we need to have the button. We need to

25:04

have the shortcut button on here.

25:06

We can hear this one, including. Hit the

25:08

Adrian Brody button, dude. The six seconds of

25:10

silence filled up to it for whatever reason.

25:15

I think the show's gotten a little bit better since then.

25:17

Nice. The update

25:19

on the old Kickstarter this week, Mike, this one

25:21

is the Noveto Sound Beamer

25:23

1.0 Invisible Headphones. Headphones,

25:26

this is from episode 190, February of 2021.

25:32

This was a, I would

25:34

describe this as a speaker. They

25:37

call it a compact, smart desktop

25:39

personal audio device, which beams audio

25:41

to right outside your ears without

25:44

headphones. So it's sort of this technology, which

25:46

I do believe exists. I just

25:48

don't, I don't think I know what

25:50

the point of it would

25:53

be, but the

25:55

idea is that you can get that

25:57

3D spatial audio experience without

25:59

headphones. phones, you don't disturb anybody

26:02

in the immediate area. It also

26:04

includes face ID and emotion recognition,

26:06

which I don't know about all

26:08

that, but you can see in

26:10

the diagram here, the audio

26:13

is beamed out of the speaker. Directly

26:16

to your ears, I know that directional audio is sort of

26:18

the new vanguard of

26:20

this technology. I mean,

26:23

talking about having too many wires and too much tech

26:25

in your house, like the new thing, if you're getting

26:27

speakers, it used to be 5.1 was the

26:29

way you'd set up. Yeah. Oh, Peter, maybe

26:31

5.2, if you were really, really...

26:33

Now they got 5.3, 5.4. Well,

26:37

they don't, I don't think they would, you wouldn't have four

26:39

subs. I don't know. It's

26:44

basically now it's like 7.2 is

26:47

what you're, so you've got, you got

26:49

the two, Dan knows about this.

26:51

I'm sure you've got the surround speakers, right? You got

26:53

the center channel. I thought

26:56

that Dolby Atmos was like the new hot

26:58

thing. That's what it is. Yeah. Cause the

27:00

other two speakers are the upward firing speakers

27:03

in Atmos. And then

27:05

the point two is the, isn't that sub?

27:07

The point two is the subs, but you

27:09

still have the same five surrounds and then

27:11

the other two to make seven are the

27:13

upward firing speakers. Is that

27:15

how that works? I thought you just put this, I

27:17

thought they were like downward firing from like the ceiling.

27:20

You can also do that way, I think, but

27:22

the idea is to get the vertical sound

27:26

profile. That's what they do. So it's just

27:28

like they're shooting, they're shooting sound into different

27:30

places to make it's like, like

27:32

a helicopter will sound like it's actually

27:34

overhead. It's like the idea. If you're watching a Michael

27:37

Bay movie or something like that. I

27:39

would never watch a Michael Bay movie. Okay. Well, uh,

27:42

L, L ambulance is really, what is that one

27:44

called? Did you see that one? L. L. ambulance.

27:46

What is it? Ambulance.

27:49

Oh, it's just ambulance, but the LA is

27:51

stylized. Like the LA.

27:53

Yeah. Yeah. That one actually, you got like

27:55

a Spanish. the

28:00

Spanish poster on his plaque. You

28:02

seen that L ambulance? Couldn't

28:06

make heads or tails of what they were saying. So

28:09

this thing is like this is like a real this is

28:12

like a real thing at least

28:14

directionally shooting sound that is like

28:16

an actual that

28:18

is something that can exist. A 3D sensing

28:21

module built into the sound beamer crappy

28:24

name for it. Sound beamer. Yeah right.

28:26

Locates and tracks the position of your

28:28

ears in real time. That

28:32

I think is ultimately not

28:34

going to be necessary. I think

28:37

if I think I'm okay with if I need

28:39

to take advantage of a direct audio

28:41

envelope around my head maybe I keep

28:43

my head in a roughly the same

28:45

area. Popping

28:49

the headphones on is great and this is something I

28:51

do now. Like if you have

28:53

an Apple TV or you have a Roku or

28:55

whatever and you haven't explored deep within the menus

28:58

yet. Putting the TV

29:00

audio on your headphones when there are

29:02

other people in the house is like

29:04

I really enjoy doing it. Yeah. Yeah.

29:06

I really like doing that a lot.

29:09

You know somebody else like it's actually this

29:11

it's this use case right here where

29:13

this guy is watching what

29:16

appears to be the track

29:18

and field championships in his

29:20

living room. Watching the Olympics. Yeah. His

29:23

girlfriend is reading a book a magazine

29:25

a fashion magazine. Oh

29:27

not the fucking Olympics again. You

29:30

know how it is fellas. She's

29:33

also flipping the pages of the book at an

29:36

alarming speed from what I can tell from this

29:38

photograph. Fast reader. So

29:40

he's getting the sound of the Olympics beamed right

29:42

to his ears and she can happily look at

29:44

the pictures of the dresses and jewelry and stuff

29:46

in the magazine without feeling disturbed.

29:49

Hearing the starter pistol of the

29:51

100 meter dash. She doesn't have

29:53

to concern herself with stuff like

29:55

feats of strength and stuff like

29:57

that. She can continue to browse her

29:59

book. of flowers or whatever she's reading. Of

30:04

course here we also have a scenario where

30:06

we've got somebody on a team's call or

30:08

a Zoom meeting here and

30:10

she is in what appears to be a corner

30:12

office all to herself and is getting the audio beamed.

30:14

I may be not a great use case here,

30:16

you could just use the speakers and it's not a

30:20

huge, huge problem. But

30:22

then down here we've got another guy, this actually seems to be the

30:24

guy from the first one and he

30:26

is playing, let's see, what is he playing here?

30:28

What do you think he's playing? But it looks

30:30

like he's playing some old retro type games. I

30:35

want to say it's like a, is

30:37

this like the game that was on Soulja Boy's console?

30:40

I think this was the Soulja Boy exclusive. Yeah

30:43

he's playing the Soulja Boy console with all the

30:45

bootleg rhymes on it. But

30:48

I think he's using like an Xbox controller

30:50

wirelessly and there's no system or anything like

30:52

that that you can see. But that's not

30:54

the point. The point is, is he is

30:56

getting that awesome 16-bit chiptune audio right in

30:58

his ears where nobody else can do, do,

31:01

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

31:03

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,

31:05

you know, and nobody will ever have to

31:08

concern themselves with what you're doing. Yeah. This

31:11

is another use case here. Imagine you're using

31:13

your treadmill or bike home trainer and hearing

31:15

the on-screen audio free from headphones. It's

31:18

not only more hygienic but also more comfortable

31:20

to exercise without a sweaty device that

31:23

can get in the way. You know, I don't have a problem.

31:25

I don't have a problem with that. Yeah, that one makes a

31:27

lot of sense. That guy is watching, I

31:30

mean, what would he even, it looks

31:32

like he's watching a digital representation of

31:35

like what this bike would be doing.

31:37

Like it's a virtual reality exercise program.

31:39

I like that, yeah. Like

31:42

it looks like a Dreamcast graphics or something

31:44

like that. Legitimately, I was going to say

31:46

it looks like Cruisin USA is what it

31:48

looks like. I think that would take me

31:50

out of the exercising maybe more than anything

31:52

else. But whatever, you know, if this is

31:54

your thing, that's fine. You

31:57

would have a little Peloton guy on there.

32:00

Well that's yeah. Hey Mike,

32:02

you're lagging behind or whatever. Have

32:05

you seen the videos of the Peloton

32:07

people? Yeah, they like, it's like live,

32:10

right? It's live, yeah, they have like

32:12

a whole production studio. I

32:15

have seen, I haven't seen many of

32:17

the guys, I've seen mostly the women.

32:19

For whatever reason, and I can't make

32:21

heads or tails with this, it seems

32:23

like more people would like to watch

32:25

athletic, sweaty women for hours on end

32:28

than some guy sitting there pumped on a bicycle. Yeah, yeah,

32:31

yeah. I'm not sure what's going on with it, I

32:33

don't know. I don't have the Peloton, I don't have the

32:35

program, I don't know. And they're on there like screaming

32:37

at you, yelling at you. I

32:39

can't fathom it, I can't. I feel like, I

32:41

don't know what it is. And it's a subscription, do you have to

32:43

have the bike to get it? I don't know, but

32:46

it's interesting. How much for just the lady yelling

32:48

at you? Screaming

32:50

at you. They have genuinely, and

32:52

no offense to them, they live a different world than

32:54

I do. They might as well be aliens. They

32:58

have the most off-putting personalities. Yeah,

33:00

the one clip that I saw

33:02

that was going around I guess

33:04

a while ago was about Christopher

33:06

Nolan, the lady who's talking about

33:08

Tenet or whatever. Oh, okay. She's

33:10

like, what the fuck was that

33:12

movie? Or whatever, he's like, Jesus

33:14

Christ. She's basically doing a podcast

33:16

while exercising harder than we have

33:18

cumulatively exercised in our lives. I'm

33:20

getting still some femdom vibes from

33:22

out. You're getting

33:24

that also, but it's just... I

33:27

needed a little more fat pig. I needed a little more of that

33:29

in it, and then I think I could have gotten around to it.

33:33

They should have that. They should have a lady

33:35

who's just insulting you. I

33:37

don't see why they wouldn't do that. They

33:39

have the studio already. There's the demand there.

33:42

She's not getting for some guys who have

33:44

to do that to get to do stuff.

33:49

I would say not even any judgment. In fact, I would

33:51

say, let's lift these guys up. Let's

33:54

support these guys. They're so

33:57

in the air. Intense

34:00

that I can't I don't think I could hang

34:02

with it even if I was like why are you angry? I'm trying

34:04

to this is hard for me.

34:06

Yeah a loving embrace. I don't need someone

34:08

stepping on my nuts I think I think

34:10

even I think even one time if I

34:12

saw them Do the thing where

34:14

you're clipped in so you like stand up on

34:16

the bicycle instead of hunch over and act like

34:19

you want To die like even if they stood

34:21

up once and then clapped and we're like, let's

34:23

go. I would turn it off You

34:26

know, I don't want to let's go

34:28

with you never thought about getting a personal trainer

34:32

Well before a covid when I was going

34:34

down the community center there was a guy

34:36

there Oh, yeah And then I

34:38

stopped going because I was worried I was going

34:40

to eliminate all of the 90 year olds at

34:43

the community center As soon as I got sick

34:46

And then I never fucked with it again But he was

34:48

always a nice guy and I think it

34:50

was nice to have somebody who could tell you what

34:53

was wrong with your form because Because

34:56

when it comes to I mean cardio just get on the

34:58

fucking thing and do it if you want to do cardio

35:00

Just do it and it's fine but when it comes to

35:02

lifting I didn't I didn't grow up ever being taught how

35:04

to lift weights and so much

35:06

of what you can do Depends

35:09

on good form because even if you're putting in

35:11

a ton of effort if you're if you don't

35:13

have the right form Not only can you legitimately

35:15

hurt yourself really badly? But also

35:17

you're not getting the benefit because you're cheating, you

35:19

know Like your curls or like you're cheating it

35:21

with your back and you don't know you're doing

35:23

it, right? You're not sitting down all

35:25

the way in a squat So you don't get so you're

35:27

like tired and hurt and you didn't even build any muscles

35:29

So what are you even doing it? So

35:32

like it's valuable if you don't if

35:34

you don't have like that intuition and that knowledge But

35:38

he was like too nice and he like wouldn't he wouldn't like pull

35:40

my pants down and laugh at my penis or nothing So it was

35:42

like a whole like why am I even here? You

35:44

know wasted. Please a fucking time. It's

35:47

your like a So

35:49

like a leather-bound lady in here You

35:52

guys have one in the back tall tall. I need her to

35:54

be tall and if she's not tall She's got to wear the

35:56

heels that make her look I brought them. I brought them with

35:59

me. I brought the hills And if she wants me to wear

36:01

the heels, like it doesn't matter. You know what I'm saying? Like just

36:03

somebody's got to put on some fucking heels. My

36:05

dad, when I was a kid, my dad had a weight

36:07

bench. It's like, uh, you

36:10

know, weights or whatever. Fuck. Yeah. But,

36:12

uh, I was a fat little kid, you know, and he

36:14

was like, you want to lose weight, just go lift weights.

36:16

So that was the extent of. Right. I

36:19

would say that's right. Yeah. Yeah.

36:21

That was my experience. What's your problem or anything

36:23

like that? It was like, uh, cause I'm sure

36:26

he didn't know either. He would just lift the

36:28

weights or not. It didn't matter. But like, I

36:30

remember being in a dirty white boy, dirty white

36:32

boy in the garage.

36:35

I would, I was a, I was in football in middle

36:37

school and we would have run of the

36:39

gym and it seems like everybody just ran to like a

36:41

part and like knew what they were doing and I was

36:43

like, what am I supposed to do? Yeah. Like, why isn't

36:46

there a guy here who's like telling me what to do?

36:48

Yeah. You just wanted to start pick something up. Like I'll

36:50

pick something up, but I should

36:52

I, shouldn't I try to be getting stronger, like improve muscle

36:54

groups, like for my position or whatever? I don't know. I

36:56

guess I thought it would be like, I

36:58

guess I thought eighth grade football would be like getting

37:00

on the Tennessee Titans and then getting

37:03

drafted and they would like, I'd have like

37:05

a dietician and stuff like that. But for

37:07

all the, my, in my

37:09

high school, we had like a separate like

37:11

buildings and stuff for like the football team

37:14

to work out and shit like that. And

37:16

there's just no, like, how

37:18

the fuck are you supposed to know how to do it or

37:20

whatever else you're like, you know,

37:22

friends with like, uh, some jock

37:25

guy or whatever the fuck. That's what it is.

37:27

The community is important. Communal learning is actually, and

37:29

this is, this is, this is what we talk

37:31

about when we talk about America falling apart institutionally,

37:33

where are the institutions that teach young men how

37:35

to lift weights? I don't know. Shouldn't that be

37:37

a whole thing? Shouldn't we, why do

37:39

I have to figure out everything on my own? I

37:42

guess is what I'm coming up against. Shouldn't

37:44

there be guys who teach us stuff? I

37:46

mean, what happened to America? What

37:48

just out of curiosity, does anyone know what happens if

37:51

for instance, your dad dies when you're a kid and

37:53

then you have to figure everything else out? Shouldn't there

37:55

be like a guy who comes in and like kind

37:57

of tells you? or

38:01

maybe, I don't know, whatever, maybe just figure it out on

38:03

your own. The

38:06

update on the Novito sound beamer, I'll

38:08

say, is I think it's, I

38:10

think we've got a bit of a mixed bag. Most of the comments

38:12

here, 175 comments, are what's the

38:16

status of this, please refund my money,

38:18

was it a scam, I sure would

38:20

like the product refund,

38:24

let's see, please refund. So trolls, so

38:26

4chan got a hold of this, just

38:28

a new B hole. Don't

38:30

those guys have anything better to do? No, they don't,

38:33

they're low lives who live

38:35

in their mom's basement and suck

38:37

on her tits. Oh my god, do they have,

38:40

are there any more, is there a different bed,

38:42

is there another bed in there that we could...

38:45

I did see this though, 28 days ago, Julian

38:47

posted this and I think Andy also followed up

38:49

with a similar link, just saw

38:51

amazing news from the CEO of Novito,

38:53

maybe now we get your devices, our

38:56

devices, I think they mean here, this

38:58

is a link to Yahoo Finance article

39:02

and it is a new way

39:04

of listening, Novito unveils immersive private

39:06

sound bubble sound bar at CES

39:09

2024, we have to go to CES next year

39:12

Mike. We have to, where is

39:14

it at next year, they announce it, yeah. They're always

39:16

in Vegas, I think. Yeah. And

39:19

that's okay because now I know that TwitchCon

39:21

won't be in Vegas, so I won't feel

39:23

like I'm going back to back to the

39:25

worst city in America, so it'll be okay,

39:27

but just to see the fucking kickstarters that

39:29

show up there and be like, okay, well

39:31

we got our money, we made the product

39:33

and here it is and acting like it's

39:35

totally new, I think that's absolutely worth it.

39:38

January 7th through the 10th, 2025. I got

39:43

nothing going on. What

39:45

about NAMM, can we go to NAMM? What is that? That's

39:48

the National Association of Music Merchants.

39:52

So it's like the same thing, but for audio

39:55

only. Where is it held? I don't actually. know

40:00

I think it's in California but

40:02

possibly Vegas as well. Everything seems to

40:04

be in California. This is Anaheim.

40:08

Yeah it's in Anaheim. That's basically LA

40:10

right? It's like

40:12

an hour hour and a half out I think.

40:14

It's where Disneyland is. You can go to Disneyland.

40:16

That would be fun. End

40:19

of January in LA yeah I would

40:21

like I would go to that. Alright.

40:24

It's decided. Our January is booked.

40:27

Wow look at this. Nam flashback. Watch Eddie

40:29

Van Halen shred classic Van Halen Riffs as

40:31

he unveils and demos his PV EVH Wolfgang

40:33

signature guitar in 1996. Oh to be there

40:38

on that floor that day. How

40:41

did we miss that? We

40:43

all accidentally booked tickets to NAMBLA. I don't

40:48

know why they would have a look at that. Well you know we better

40:52

go because if we don't you know if we

40:54

try to pull out and cancel we may not

40:56

be able to rebook something else. So and

40:59

then we'll get stuck with credits and what if we want

41:01

to use a different airline for the next trip so we

41:03

better just yeah we better just go fuck shit I hate

41:05

that. The

41:07

immersive private sound bubbles are purportedly

41:10

a part of the new

41:12

technology pioneered by Novito here. They

41:14

previously demonstrated their first generation of

41:16

audio driver the N1 winner of

41:18

best of show awards during CES

41:20

2022. They made waves a few

41:25

years ago even and

41:28

yet the people on Kickstarter who backed

41:30

it and made the first generation possible

41:33

have no recourse they have no product. That

41:35

is crazy that this thing got funded. Did

41:37

I say how much it made because it

41:40

did make $227,000. We talked about it. It

41:42

had 80k out of 175k. I think probably

41:51

coasting a lot on the work

41:53

from home boom and

41:55

it got over 225k and then went to

41:58

CES the following year and we're like,

42:00

check out our technology that we came up with. And it's like,

42:02

damn, I mean, I know you came up with it and made

42:04

it and stuff, but like, not

42:07

even, not even a

42:09

nod to the, it says it was

42:11

a proof of concept implementation. Um,

42:15

that was the focus at CES 22. And

42:19

this is from Audio Express. It says

42:21

the demo with that half empty show

42:23

was not very impressive. And the reproduction

42:25

was reported to Audio Express as thin

42:27

and limited in frequency. Um,

42:31

but it did prove that the

42:33

concept works well for voice applications

42:36

and communications, and then

42:38

they did not return to CES in

42:41

2023. So I think what

42:43

they tried to do, so it sounds like

42:45

what Audio Express is saying is that this

42:47

is basically for calls. Is

42:49

all it's really good at. And yet

42:51

they wanted to make it a consumer product. They

42:53

also wanted to use it in other

42:56

applications as well. Like this use case

42:58

they, they show on their website where,

43:01

you know, how you have the kiosks

43:03

in the mall or the light up

43:05

posters or whatever advertisement displays or something

43:07

like that. They're, they're talking about pairing

43:09

this technology where they, um, which

43:13

is, I guess interesting, but also

43:15

nightmarish, uh, like a, uh,

43:18

dystopian way where they identify your

43:21

face, which way. You're, you know,

43:23

uh, looking or whatever, and then,

43:25

uh, tune like,

43:27

uh, audio from an advertisement directly

43:30

to you. So you're

43:32

targeting individual people on like a mass

43:34

scale or whatever with this. That

43:37

sucks. It's crazy. Well, obviously if

43:39

they ever did that, it would make a ton of money. Which

43:42

obviously if they ever did that, people would write it. Yeah.

43:45

We wouldn't just take that leg now. You

43:48

think you can advertise that as more crap and we would just

43:50

sit here and fucking take it and then buy the stuff you're

43:52

out of your mind. Not that's not the America. I know. Um,

43:56

they, uh, but what, so that obviously is

43:59

a bad idea. And by virtue of

44:01

that, it will happen. It will happen. It

44:03

will become ubiquitous, probably the standard or whatever.

44:05

But that's what makes it even more of

44:07

a kick in the face that these guys

44:09

went to Kickstarter to bootstrap

44:11

their consumer-focused version of the

44:14

technology. And then people

44:16

fell for it, too. And then people helped them

44:18

get into bed with,

44:21

like, DARPA.

44:23

DARPA or whatever the fuck, yeah. Whatever the fuck

44:25

was the dynamics or something like that. Nasty.

44:28

Or worse, like Simon Mall holding company.

44:30

Jeez. I mean, all the big baddies

44:32

of America are there, yeah. Imagine

44:35

minding your own business walking down the

44:37

fucking thing, going to journeys

44:39

to buy some new jeans. And

44:44

you get hit with

44:46

the fucking latest advertisement.

44:49

Yeah, for the next car that's going

44:51

to be recalled. Yeah,

44:54

who could possibly want that shit? Garth

44:57

Brooks album or whatever fucking in your ear. OK,

44:59

well, this new one's actually really good. I got

45:01

it at Bass Pro Shops. Anyways,

45:05

yep, well, that's our future, where ads are

45:07

everywhere. And there's nothing we can really do to

45:09

opt out of it. And that was the

45:12

update on the old Kickstarter mic. We got six more Kickstarters coming your

45:14

way. But first, we're going to take a quick break and

45:17

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48:25

all right Mike it's time for the six-pack we got

48:27

six kickstarters I think I would really

48:29

like to get in the zone is there any way

48:31

I could possibly get in the zone in

48:34

the zone with overly oh

48:36

oh yeah wow the

48:38

ultimate calming egg the first

48:48

word you see the ultimate calming egg

48:50

take all of your other calming eggs

48:52

and throw them in the fucking trash

48:55

where they belong this is so

48:57

good it honestly it's just

49:00

another one of those crappy desk toy things

49:03

I admire the fuck out of this

49:05

yeah because they're doing

49:07

multiple things here where they have to

49:11

you have the little desk toy that's an egg then

49:13

you move it around your hand or whatever if you're

49:15

a business guy and I helped you with business right

49:18

that's it's like a tungsten steel or what have

49:20

you or you have the levitating one

49:22

or whatever the fuck this is both this

49:25

is and it's also something

49:28

else it's a mindful aroma diffusing desk

49:30

toy to find calm in the chaos

49:32

with every spin it is so funny

49:34

to me that those guys saw the

49:36

like spinning top things and we're like

49:38

wait yeah that doesn't make me

49:40

more creative and it doesn't smell like basil

49:43

or whatever it's just it's such a

49:45

plus up to what they already what's

49:48

already on the marketplace and plus they

49:50

make it out of wood instead of

49:52

like the rarest element on earth I

49:54

love this so much I'm usually like

49:58

very negative now you know No,

50:00

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm kind

50:02

of a negative guy, but I

50:04

love it. I love it for these guys. Being

50:07

able to make it out of an egg and coining

50:09

the phrase calming egg,

50:11

that's just, I didn't even

50:13

know there was a single calming egg, but

50:15

now this is the ultimate one. This is

50:17

the ultimate one. I've rocketed forward past thousands

50:20

of years. You don't need to do research.

50:22

Usually, if you want to buy a fucking

50:24

product these days, you gotta do a fucking,

50:26

you gotta be an academic researcher or something

50:28

on these forums and shit. It's true. But,

50:31

Nat, you got the chase with

50:34

all this. Right

50:36

now, I'm looking for a computer monitor to

50:38

change my setup a little bit, so it

50:40

makes more sense for streaming. I'm

50:42

looking, okay, do I want a 27 inch? Do

50:45

I want a 32 inch? Do I want the 4K or the

50:47

QHD? Do

50:49

I want 140 hertz or 165 hertz? Do

50:54

I want OLED? Do I want the micro LED? All

50:57

this stuff. Scratch all that shit.

50:59

The ultimate gaming monitor. That's it.

51:02

I'll buy that one. I'm done. Why would

51:04

I even fuck around with the other ones?

51:07

Yeah. The pretenders to the throne. Inventing

51:10

the category of calming egg and then coming out with the

51:12

one that also smells good at the same. I didn't even

51:14

know they could smell good. Such

51:16

an insane flex by these guys. And

51:18

Ovolio, great name. Weird capitalization in the

51:21

middle of the word for no apparent

51:23

reason. Smart. Make your product. Lowercase

51:26

O, capital, L-I-O,

51:28

lowercase. Why would it be that

51:31

way? Ovolio. Not sure, but

51:33

let's watch the video. Well,

51:39

this is the busy city scape. Imagine trying to

51:42

do work with all that noise. I drive me

51:44

nuts. Tap, tap, tap. Car,

51:46

drive, clock. Oh, two more

51:48

taps. Sorry. Giving the

51:52

very clearly MacBook Pro

51:54

button butterfly keys on

51:56

the keyboard. The old

51:58

IBM keyboard. Surprise

52:01

was not like a return on the... Okay,

52:08

we get it. It's very, very loud

52:10

in a typical workspace. All

52:15

those numbers. Sweaty, sweaty, sweaty. If

52:21

only there

52:23

was a better

52:26

way. Take

52:32

a moment. Disconnect from the hustle. I'll never

52:34

disconnect from the hustle. Well, no, and not

52:36

the bustle either. Okay,

52:40

so we've taken the egg off of its stand

52:42

and we're drip drip dripping some scented

52:45

essential oils. At our desk. And

52:48

now we're smelling the egg. Breathe

52:51

in nature's essence. I

52:55

love when I smell my egg at work. He's

53:00

rolling in in his hands. Mmm,

53:02

squeeze. Yep. That's egg shaped, that's for sure.

53:05

Passing it from one hand to another, turning it on the

53:07

table. Bro, that's not any... You can eat so much with

53:09

this. That's not anything. Oh, he's doing it fast now. He's

53:11

doing it slow before. Now you are ready

53:15

to... What? Unwind.

53:20

Oh, I thought it was going to get me back to

53:22

work. Flow. Get in

53:25

the zone. This

53:29

guy's reading a book called The Laws of Creativity.

53:32

Putting it back on his little stand and now it's

53:34

spinning around and he's happy. He

53:36

appears to be an accountant of some kind, so

53:38

I don't really know why Alda, but okay, whatever.

53:41

From natural wood and featuring a

53:43

magnetic core, Ovolio invites you to

53:45

spin, roll, and relax. Nice

53:48

AI. Voice

53:51

over work here sounds good. You

53:59

can already... see how this if

54:02

there was a time where something like this would have been

54:05

handmade you can see how this is

54:07

mass manufactured it looks like it came

54:09

out of a plastic

54:11

clamshell it

54:13

looks like a big piece of shit which is surprising

54:15

for a wooden desk toy marketed to creative professionals I

54:18

would I don't know I feel like I would expect

54:21

a little bit more I can't believe

54:23

it legitimately is just an egg you

54:26

can sniff those as a levitating egg

54:28

you can sniff yeah but is

54:30

it really levitating it doesn't really look like it's levitating

54:32

that much does it doesn't it look like it's just

54:34

sitting on the spinning oh

54:36

that's kind of above it I

54:39

don't know if it is it's a little bit above

54:41

not not enough to be amazed in any way I

54:43

don't think I'm gonna have to levitate a little bit

54:45

more to impress Jeff yeah I mean give me an

54:47

inch or two wouldn't

54:50

like the but no no don't

54:52

fuck me the birch tree

54:55

is growth the beech tree is wisdom

54:57

and the walnut is clarity so

54:59

you got to pick which one I think you want

55:02

I guess can you have all of them it also

55:04

says the birch tree is two minutes and the beech

55:06

tree is two minutes but the walnut is three minutes

55:08

I mean what does that mean so you take the

55:10

egg off it's levitating shit and you open it up

55:13

and you drop some essential oils into it and then

55:15

you put it back

55:17

on its little base and it spins

55:19

around and it gets

55:23

stinky can I tell you this

55:25

I'm going to be I'm gonna be vulnerable with

55:27

you for a minute yeah I'm

55:30

gonna be honest with you I have

55:32

I have gotten I have

55:35

I have fucked I've once again fucked up

55:37

my tick-tock algorithm yeah because I

55:39

stopped for long enough on the videos

55:41

that are like I

55:44

need to heal your energy do you

55:46

consent yeah to me healing your

55:48

energy and of course I say absolutely

55:52

yeah absolutely I do and

55:54

I will watch these videos for like two or three

55:57

minutes at a time which on tick-tock is like you're

55:59

obsessed with them Yeah, that's an eternity.

56:01

That's a massive time expenditure on

56:03

there. And so now I'm getting

56:05

them constantly. Now all your shit I do the same thing.

56:07

I was looking up chili because I

56:09

was hungry the other day I was looking up chili on

56:11

tiktok. Yeah, and now all my stuff's chili Texas

56:16

chili recipe You

56:19

have to go in and say I do not want

56:21

to see any but it's like even that's a lie

56:23

because I do Let's see it just not it not

56:25

all the time. I'd want chili to come back around

56:27

every now and then you know I just can't do

56:29

it every day. Once you make one big pot of

56:32

chili, you're good to want to see them all also

56:34

It's like all right, Texas chili, Texas chili, Texas chili.

56:36

What else we got got on there going now I

56:38

like to put little pits a little pieces of beef

56:40

in my chili. I'm like, yeah, I know what's not

56:44

But I'm getting my energy healed so

56:47

the Reiki healers are on there and they're

56:49

do you know what Reiki is? It's like

56:51

where they yeah pull hold their

56:53

hands over you and don't touch you.

56:55

So it's the yeah It's this it's

56:57

the pseudo scientific like Eastern

56:59

medicine equivalent of the

57:02

Western Holding hands over you

57:04

in prayer. I saw you know, I mean

57:07

I Did see

57:09

a fucking funny one that maybe bust up

57:11

laughing. I was on tiktok and I saw

57:13

an account that was all chiropractors

57:16

fucking people's backs up and shit.

57:18

Oh my god video after video

57:20

of like crack and people going

57:22

like Oh

57:27

shit So

57:32

good can't be fucking with that stuff for sure Another

57:36

satisfied customer Those

57:40

guys are nasty At least at

57:42

least the Reiki guys are just like well, you know

57:45

I'm like if you believe it they do like they

57:48

did like Like I'm grabbing though. They

57:50

do is they like grab the energy out of you

57:52

and then they go like bad energy And they toss

57:54

it out. They fling it off. That's smart. That's so

57:56

smart because if it's in there now, it's gone now

57:58

I feel good else's problem. I

58:00

just I really like it. I really

58:03

like I like being talked to that

58:05

way. I like somebody's thing Okay,

58:08

I'm gonna ground your energy right now, and I'm like shit

58:11

Yeah, that's a good trip not being right. I've not

58:13

been grounding my shit basically like my whole life I

58:15

can't believe all I had to do was this like

58:17

to just have you do like shouldn't I be paying?

58:19

What's the difference in you doing this to me on

58:21

a tiktok and me going and paying maybe if I

58:23

go and pay somebody in person it

58:25

can be like more specific to my Energy

58:28

or my vibe or something like that.

58:30

Look up therapist prices today. Okay War

58:33

what's over that the prices have gone

58:35

up on everything gang? I Think

58:42

Reiki might be cheaper than therapy Yeah, if

58:44

you want to try it first and see if

58:47

it that'll work I my my my thought on

58:49

that my thought on it I I genuinely am

58:51

okay with it even though I know it's like

58:53

a fake pseudoscience and a lot of them are

58:55

I Think a lot of

58:58

the people who believe it are genuine in their

59:00

belief But I think also of course there are

59:02

people who are just charlatans just because that's like

59:04

what they're good at like psychics and something that

59:07

But I think I wouldn't I wouldn't extend the same

59:09

courtesy to like actual psychic readings I don't think

59:12

but if it makes you feel better to

59:14

go lay down on a bed and somebody kind of goes

59:16

like Right,

59:18

you know over you for like 45 minutes And

59:22

I know they'll harm no foul you that acupuncture and

59:24

you said it was actually good is weird Yeah, it's

59:26

weird And the weird I think it was weird that

59:28

they were all it was a room full of Barkalounders

59:30

that they leaned us back in and then poked us

59:32

that part was weird. Oh, there was multiple

59:35

people in there Yeah, it was a group

59:37

thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's a

59:39

little weird It felt it honestly felt

59:41

like I was waiting on the comment

59:43

to come by that's what it felt like. It's impersonal

59:45

Yeah, they like covered me up with the sheet and

59:47

stuff. It was weird that part was weird but

59:50

I think I think the pseudoscience stuff where somebody is

59:52

like looking at you and it's like I Hope

59:54

you feel better after this like me too, man.

59:57

I like I'm with you. I think no difference

59:59

in therapy I think that's good in my

1:00:01

experience. Well, I think there's a little bit more to

1:00:03

I think there's a little bit

1:00:05

more actual Oh, I think it's a little bit There's

1:00:08

a difference between somebody who went to school to figure

1:00:10

out how to talk to somebody about their problems and

1:00:12

give them coping strategy stuff like that versus the guy

1:00:14

who's like I'm

1:00:17

gonna fucking focus on the fucking thing and

1:00:19

they're like shaking their like your aura Yeah,

1:00:21

you're you're a kid pertain to do Dragon

1:00:23

Ball Z in the backyard But

1:00:26

you know what watching kids play Dragon Ball Z in

1:00:28

the backyard also has like a calming effect on me

1:00:30

You know, it's like I get that too. Like I

1:00:32

think it's cool to be calmed down sometimes I

1:00:35

think this is even less than that though. I

1:00:37

think that I think the calming egg Maybe

1:00:40

the smelling good stuff. I maybe I fuck with the

1:00:42

smell good stuff a little bit, but I don't think

1:00:44

beyond that It's very much not an egg form. I'm

1:00:46

gonna have this hanging out in my desk so people

1:00:48

can ask me about it That's embarrassing. Oh my god.

1:00:50

What is that an egg? But

1:00:53

it's levitating and it's made of wood. I

1:00:55

must know more This was on

1:00:57

this one was this was featured on product hunt

1:01:00

Medium why is medium on here?

1:01:04

Medium should not be on there medium

1:01:06

is just a platform like anybody can

1:01:09

write that's really weird That's like a

1:01:11

misunderstanding of the featured on WordPress That's

1:01:16

really weird it was also on cool things

1:01:18

BuzzFeed I can't tell if that's two different

1:01:20

things Yanko

1:01:22

design trend hunter blogger

1:01:24

geek Blogspot geek anoids techable

1:01:27

and oh it says you're Google. Yeah, let's

1:01:29

keep it on Google as well Anyways,

1:01:32

maybe the maybe the egg will help you

1:01:34

find your zen and boost your focus and

1:01:37

relieve stress And if it does

1:01:39

I would say that that power was within you all along

1:01:41

in which case you don't need the egg What a fool

1:01:43

you were but if this unlocks

1:01:45

something within you that's very cool Pledge

1:01:48

of 7k 206 backers 25 days to go this solo one version of the egg is $23 That's

1:01:55

46% off of the retail price Meaning

1:01:58

this thing is going to cost somewhere the neighbor

1:02:00

of what, 50 bucks? 50, 60. I

1:02:02

thought it would be 100 honestly. So that's... Yeah,

1:02:05

they could charge 100 but I think that's exactly

1:02:07

how cheap it is. Like it's actually a $6 product.

1:02:10

Yeah. And they want that much for it.

1:02:12

Anyways, that's that's

1:02:14

no good. Ovolio, the ultimate calming egg.

1:02:16

Alright, well mine, mine here is also...

1:02:18

Look, this is also the realm of

1:02:21

pseudoscience, I think I

1:02:23

must say. This one's great. I've

1:02:25

been watching, doing a rewatch of

1:02:27

Nathan for You and the

1:02:29

episode with massage parlors

1:02:31

actually. Oh, or not massage parlors but

1:02:33

massage. Maybe parlors not the right word

1:02:36

to use. That's a negative connotation massage

1:02:38

parlor, right? That's interesting. Actually a lot

1:02:40

of guys find, it's where I got

1:02:42

a lot of guys. What's negative about

1:02:44

it? Well, I think some places,

1:02:46

yeah, it's the last place you can turn for relief. Like

1:02:48

for instance, if you're like

1:02:50

if you're the owner of a successful

1:02:52

NFL franchise. And your nuts are like

1:02:55

aching. Yeah. And your hip is leaking.

1:02:57

You gotta get somebody to think, where

1:02:59

can I go? I've got the AFC Championship

1:03:01

game that's coming up. I gotta drain this

1:03:03

shit before I get out there. And you

1:03:05

know, and a lot of those guys find comfort

1:03:08

there. I'm gonna be all messed up. I'm

1:03:10

not gonna be thinking clearly unless I... Yep.

1:03:12

I sympathize with that. There's a guy on Nathan

1:03:14

for You who had like a, I

1:03:16

put it in the dock there. I think it was this, but

1:03:18

it's like a one of

1:03:21

those pseudoscience devices that... Yeah,

1:03:26

yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. He's like, was it like

1:03:28

a health wand or something like that? I forgot

1:03:30

what it was called. The Wellness Pro Plus? Is

1:03:32

that what this is? It's so

1:03:34

cool to make like a fucking thing,

1:03:36

a gadget that doesn't, not only

1:03:38

doesn't do anything, you make a custom case for

1:03:41

it. Yeah. And also for some reason on there

1:03:43

it states you have to have a prescription from

1:03:45

your doctor to get it. So you got

1:03:47

to find a Wacko doctor. That's so

1:03:49

funny. Just the whole ecosystem of this

1:03:53

is predatory, yes, but it is also

1:03:55

funny. It is funny. Yeah, it

1:03:58

is. It's evil. Yes. evil

1:04:00

because you know the people who want this. But

1:04:02

I'm getting a good laugh out of it. Who's to

1:04:04

say if it's bad or not? That's really, this is just

1:04:07

like a little thing, this is basically like a, what

1:04:09

is it called, like TENS units, I

1:04:11

think? The little things that just send

1:04:13

the electrical pulse or whatever. This is

1:04:16

a branch, this is purely living, a

1:04:18

branch of high vibration life ministries, PMA.

1:04:20

Ministries. Yeah, so I looked, I

1:04:23

looked, I was like looking at

1:04:25

this and I don't think this is the unit that he had,

1:04:27

this is something else that I found, but they I

1:04:30

say on some here, somewhere

1:04:32

on here, that

1:04:35

it's like part of some fucking ministry

1:04:38

or something. Yeah, purely living is a

1:04:40

ministerial branch of the high vibration life

1:04:42

ministries, PMA and provides

1:04:44

services to PMA members only

1:04:47

anywhere in the USA. So whatever that

1:04:50

means. So that's probably, so part

1:04:52

of it is, is they need the funnel,

1:04:54

they need the sales funnel for their product.

1:04:56

Human schemes and a church

1:04:59

all in one, that's so smart.

1:05:01

But there must also be some

1:05:03

legal reason that they're able to

1:05:07

like prescribe these products because

1:05:09

it's a church or something like that. Yeah. Like

1:05:11

how, like how Hooters, Waitresses are actresses

1:05:14

instead of servers. It's the

1:05:16

same, it's the same law,

1:05:18

yeah. You gotta have really

1:05:20

big tits to come in

1:05:22

this church. Yeah, this is

1:05:24

just some weird generator and if you click purchase

1:05:26

now, it like doesn't take you, it doesn't, the

1:05:29

page doesn't work. You guys aren't even good at

1:05:31

scamming, like you can't even, herbal tinctures, ah,

1:05:33

tinctures are so good. Contact one

1:05:35

of our representatives to home

1:05:37

laser therapy, you can laser yourself if you want

1:05:39

to, that's fine. Yeah, they have a lot of

1:05:41

products out there, it's so funny. Yeah,

1:05:43

well once you, once you have like the

1:05:46

home therapy laser that can take care of

1:05:48

Lyme disease, pain, degeneration, viruses, cold and flu,

1:05:50

and brain health, then yeah, you start to

1:05:52

think like, well how else can I get

1:05:54

some fucking money out of these guys? Interesting.

1:06:00

using the forever device 2. Because...

1:06:04

Oh wow, this actually also helps with mild

1:06:07

traumatic brain injury. Oh hell

1:06:09

yeah. If you use this thing that looks like

1:06:11

the default remote you got with Comcast until like

1:06:13

2019, that'll

1:06:16

cure you of all of your brain injuries. That's nice.

1:06:18

That's so cool. But yeah, the guy on the internet

1:06:20

for you pulled it out in the middle

1:06:22

of the thing. And it was one

1:06:24

of those few times when Nathan Fielder was

1:06:26

like, fuck this guy on. Yeah,

1:06:31

I didn't watch all that show but it did

1:06:33

seem like... He was like, it's just

1:06:35

a device that measures like your aura and stuff like...

1:06:38

Just explaining it like it was like

1:06:40

normal. Yeah. So cool. He's

1:06:43

so funny but then his talent

1:06:45

for finding guys who are

1:06:47

freaks. Like the gas station guy or

1:06:49

whatever who just randomly said the thing

1:06:51

about the, oh that's fine drinking pee

1:06:54

or whatever and he's like, uh... You

1:06:57

could see Nathan Fielder laugh or whatever. He's like,

1:06:59

what? And he grabbed, like the

1:07:01

guy grabs the photo of his

1:07:03

grandma and he's like, oh, like my grandma or

1:07:06

whatever. God, it's so fucking funny. Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable

1:07:08

that you could look into that. Yeah. And

1:07:11

I hope that it is real and I would

1:07:13

be devastated if that was fake in some way.

1:07:15

Probably some of it is fake

1:07:17

or edited or whatever. It's too good. It's

1:07:20

too good. Still good. This

1:07:22

is pretty good too. This is the Love Bug.

1:07:24

Let's make love go viral. Hey, you had me

1:07:26

at the first three words. I'm talking about sticking

1:07:28

it in, buddy. With

1:07:32

the power of 528 hertz,

1:07:34

change the individual, change the world. We actually

1:07:36

had something like this not that long ago.

1:07:38

It was meant, it was that device that

1:07:40

was like meant to match you with people

1:07:42

if your vibes were... Oh yeah, I'm a

1:07:44

real... ...electrically the same. Yeah. I

1:07:47

think this works on a similar marketing

1:07:50

angle, but I don't think the principle

1:07:52

of this is the exact same. This

1:07:54

one calls out a specific frequency, the

1:07:56

528 hertz frequency, often referred to as

1:07:58

the love frequency. or the

1:08:01

solfegeo frequency holds a unique position

1:08:03

in the realm of metaphysics in

1:08:05

that it is fake. The

1:08:07

love bug is a portable 528 Hz

1:08:09

frequency emitter which

1:08:12

can be utilized for spiritual purposes and

1:08:14

to create inner resonance with this sacred

1:08:17

vibration. Their mission is to

1:08:19

have one million love bugs all activated

1:08:21

and functioning across the world to

1:08:23

effectively ooh they used the wrong effectively there. I'm

1:08:25

going to generously say it's a typo but I

1:08:27

don't think it is. Raise

1:08:29

the vibrational state of the planet.

1:08:33

Carry it on your keys, place it by your water, place

1:08:35

it by a plant or give it to a special someone

1:08:37

with whom you want to make the pledge to vibrationally shift

1:08:39

your reality. They

1:08:44

think that they purport to believe

1:08:47

that these vibes are

1:08:49

real elements of

1:08:51

the electrical spectrum that we

1:08:54

can pick up on through our

1:08:56

lizard brains or whatever. If that

1:08:58

sounds a little too as he

1:09:00

says woo woo, we

1:09:02

bring in the science here with I

1:09:05

think quite possibly the most discredited

1:09:07

scientist of all time. Dr.

1:09:10

Masaru Emoto was a Japanese

1:09:12

researcher who claimed that human

1:09:15

consciousness could affect the molecular structure of

1:09:17

water. His studies which gained popularity through

1:09:19

books like The Hidden Messages in Water

1:09:21

involved exposing water to various influences such

1:09:23

as words, music and thoughts. And

1:09:25

then freezing the water to observe its crystalline structure

1:09:27

under a microscope. So this is the guy, I

1:09:30

want to say it was also I

1:09:33

don't think I'm going to get confused. I think

1:09:35

this is also referred to as like the rice

1:09:37

experiment. Right, like when they put rice or salt

1:09:39

on like a flat surface and then play sound

1:09:43

and It makes a pattern in the

1:09:45

top. This is what... Yeah or I think Also there was

1:09:47

one where the rice, there was one rice in a jar,

1:09:50

there was some rice in one jar and some rice in

1:09:52

another jar and one jar. You walked up and said I

1:09:54

love you and the other one said go fuck yourself and

1:09:56

then the one that you said fuck you to rotted faster

1:09:58

because of the negative energy that. Was that it

1:10:00

with it or whatever? Fire the to

1:10:03

try this experiment with an adjustment. It's

1:10:05

latest Justin Bieber song, India Reiser cooked

1:10:07

itself. Oh my gosh to that was

1:10:09

so. Where. The rice. The

1:10:11

rice. Why spelled out there? I'm gonna

1:10:13

kill myself. I'm going to turn this

1:10:16

off, right? Because. As fuck

1:10:18

and share So bad I I hate

1:10:20

myself Now they're I said Any don't

1:10:22

want that use want to eat the

1:10:24

rice. So

1:10:26

obviously this this the has this require

1:10:28

so many. So many

1:10:31

jobs leaps. Oh yeah, yes, that's such

1:10:33

an incredible amount of fail. It starts

1:10:35

our saying. The. Five Hundred and

1:10:37

Twenty hurts frequency often referred to

1:10:40

as he Loves frequency. Now that's

1:10:42

first off radio. Do some fucking

1:10:44

research were you not grab and

1:10:46

somebody from off the street like

1:10:48

convincing them. That

1:10:51

this is real. This is for guys you

1:10:53

already have like a metal plate or headers

1:10:55

and purely from a marketing point of view,

1:10:57

I agree. You are preaching to the choir

1:10:59

with this product. Yeah, I think you're right,

1:11:02

I don't. This guy says he is the

1:11:04

manufacturer of. Palo. Santo

1:11:06

matches. As

1:11:09

mission is to make spirits spirituality more accessible

1:11:11

and to provide pathways for shifts and consciousness.

1:11:13

I go to the website here and looks

1:11:15

like he's. Okay,

1:11:18

so Palo Santo. Is.

1:11:21

May be some, it's the

1:11:23

some specific type of tree

1:11:26

that I guess they believe

1:11:28

have. Yeah, he has a

1:11:30

website called Maxwell's Mystic market.com

1:11:32

where did nails? Bundles of

1:11:34

Rosemarie and seeds. And

1:11:37

these Palo Us Sound Santo matches

1:11:39

as well. oh

1:11:42

interesting the says sadly there are some

1:11:44

palo santo suppliers out there who are

1:11:46

not harvesting the sacred trees in the

1:11:48

traditional ethical manner palo santo trees are

1:11:50

to fall down from natural causes and

1:11:52

must sit on the jungle for for

1:11:54

five to ten years some of harvested

1:11:56

these trees by cutting them down and

1:11:58

immediately so them as Palo Santo. This

1:12:00

is not a sustainable practice. We

1:12:03

are proud to support 100% sustainable harvesting.

1:12:08

So these are, they're partnering with

1:12:10

ethical companies in Peru that are

1:12:12

always planting these new Palo Santo

1:12:14

trees, and then they

1:12:17

fall down, and then they're cut up

1:12:19

and put into matches, which I guess you

1:12:21

then use to light the sage to

1:12:23

cleanse your place or whatever, right? Palo

1:12:26

Santo is often used by Amazonian shamans

1:12:28

in sacred plant, which sound like the

1:12:32

teacher from Beosam, but in sacred

1:12:34

plant ceremonies, the rising smoke

1:12:36

of the sticks is

1:12:39

believed to enter the energy

1:12:41

field of the whatever. Yeah. Some

1:12:43

fucking shit, some white biorola, cool.

1:12:45

It sounds like a

1:12:47

business opportunity. Ancient Chinese secret or whatever. I

1:12:49

mean for real. Exactly

1:12:52

right. Yeah, exactly what it is. Really

1:12:55

weird shit. This is, oh, there's

1:12:57

also a video of the resonance experiment. Let's see, what

1:12:59

is this? I'd like to

1:13:02

see what they actually do with this. This

1:13:05

is, so you're, you're, you're fucking yourself by doing

1:13:07

the fake X-Files music to your thing that you're

1:13:09

saying is real, right? Why are you doing it

1:13:11

like that? Why don't you just present it as,

1:13:13

but I feel like even you don't believe it. Like

1:13:16

clearly you don't even think this is real.

1:13:18

Doesn't have to do with anything. Nothing. A

1:13:26

Tesla quote to start us off here

1:13:28

about vibration. Great. That guy's dead, so

1:13:30

whatever. What

1:13:32

does he know about anything? The guy's

1:13:35

dead. Looks like we've got a piece of paper.

1:13:39

I mean, why don't you tell me what's the experiment? What's

1:13:41

the control? Yeah, there's no. So

1:13:44

this, this shows the frequency. It's a hundred Hertz.

1:13:46

Now he's sprinkling some shit

1:13:50

on this black paper that's on top of the speaker. Vibrate

1:13:52

the metal plate by using a tone generator.

1:13:56

As the pitch of the tone increases, geometric patterns will form. and

1:14:00

become more complex. This

1:14:02

is how you know it's working. Okay,

1:14:07

so even if this was real, what... and

1:14:09

for all I know, this is real. You

1:14:11

make an electrical charge go through a plate

1:14:14

and it moves some little pieces of shit

1:14:16

around on the top. That's not amazing to

1:14:18

me. The vibration of the sound waves, but

1:14:20

it doesn't correlate to... They're

1:14:23

trying to draw correlation between... frequency

1:14:27

and well-being by showing this

1:14:30

experiment. It doesn't make sense. Stupid. Stupid,

1:14:33

but you can carry this little keychain thing

1:14:35

around and put it next

1:14:37

to your water and then nothing will happen.

1:14:40

But 50 bucks. That's

1:14:42

just it, Jeff. Nothing will happen if

1:14:44

you get this. And that's peace of mind.

1:14:46

That's good. You can count on. That

1:14:49

does feel really good to me. I

1:14:52

think even more impressive here is the amount of money

1:14:54

that they want. They want $157,000 to manufacture

1:14:56

these little key fobs that have... I

1:15:02

mean, at most, what does it have? I see a switch

1:15:04

here. So at most, it's like

1:15:06

a printed circuit board in there. And

1:15:09

probably not connected to anything, maybe to like

1:15:11

a little watch battery or something. Yeah,

1:15:14

it could be. But ultimately, nothing is

1:15:16

actually in here. $869 pledge so far. $15

1:15:20

back or 25 days ago. I

1:15:23

think I said it before, I do like seeing the

1:15:25

old school scams pop up on Kickstarter

1:15:27

again. I think that's a

1:15:30

lot of fun to see. The Love

1:15:32

Bug. Oh, and the other thing I saw in here

1:15:35

that's similar... And this guy came up... So

1:15:37

I think it was our friend Oliver, Pekun,

1:15:40

who was talking about this guy. And

1:15:43

then I knew I had fucked up because like the next day, I

1:15:45

started getting it in my feed organically

1:15:47

from watching the Reiki stuff on there.

1:15:50

So then I was like, okay, I know I've

1:15:52

goofed. I've gone down the wrong

1:15:54

path. This is Darryl Anka, who is... This

1:16:00

is what Oliver said, I think this is Paul Anka's

1:16:02

brother. And

1:16:04

he is an

1:16:06

interesting guy in his own right. He

1:16:09

has for many years been able to

1:16:11

channel an extraterrestrial entity

1:16:13

called Bashar. And

1:16:17

he has all these videos here about talking

1:16:19

to Bashar. Bashar is basically like an

1:16:21

emissary from a different planet. And

1:16:24

his job is to kind of figure out like, oh, are

1:16:26

these guys like, you know, cool or not cool? That's

1:16:28

going to be cool. And I

1:16:30

guess it's basically they only wanted to talk to this

1:16:33

one bald guy. That makes

1:16:35

sense. First contact

1:16:37

narrated by Golden Globe winning actor

1:16:39

James Woods is this

1:16:41

true story of

1:16:43

Darryl Anka's UFO encounter with an extraterrestrial

1:16:45

entity called Bashar and how they joined

1:16:47

forces to deliver empowering messages to

1:16:50

humanity. Now this is a documentary. This is not

1:16:53

the Jodie Foster's first contact, right? Contact.

1:16:56

Oh, let's just contact. Okay, gotcha.

1:16:58

Right. That's a good movie. It's

1:17:01

a good movie. Yeah. Got

1:17:03

the guy with the... Do you see? Yeah. We

1:17:06

should watch that. Let's watch it right now. I don't know. It's

1:17:09

more fun than doing this. I'm back. That was

1:17:11

awesome. That was cool. You

1:17:14

can see all of his different... It

1:17:16

looks like Bashar is maybe in the shape

1:17:18

of a... What's

1:17:20

that called when you go to rack all the balls on

1:17:22

a billiards table with a little triangle you put to put

1:17:24

all the balls together? Oh, yeah. Either

1:17:26

Bashar or Bishar's ship. I'm not really sure,

1:17:28

but I would

1:17:31

like to learn more about the nature of reality from this

1:17:34

guy. Do you see they

1:17:36

looked at those... Those

1:17:38

mummies. And they were like, oh, these

1:17:40

are just made up from old body parts and stuff like

1:17:43

that. Yeah. That

1:17:45

was... Damn. I thought for sure

1:17:47

we had a goddamn alien. I did too. And

1:17:49

I thought it was gonna be a little guy

1:17:51

like this. Yeah. Yeah.

1:17:53

It makes sense with... Then then

1:17:55

again, you start thinking, oh, it makes sense because they

1:17:58

made it make sense. And it's like, how... How

1:18:00

many layers are in this you know I mean

1:18:02

I think there's some big alien up there laughing

1:18:04

at us You're falling for the alien trick so

1:18:07

in a way they were still right But

1:18:10

aliens made it Yeah,

1:18:12

they didn't say to us off the trail. They didn't say

1:18:14

who made it did they you catch that? This

1:18:19

this dear link a guy money

1:18:24

We have lots of great questions from our

1:18:26

listeners. All right This

1:18:29

person is asking what is the source

1:18:31

of sadness and can it be avoided?

1:18:34

Should we be striving for happiness or will

1:18:36

it simply come to us if we follow

1:18:38

the formula good question? Sadness

1:18:41

is the result of a belief and

1:18:43

a definition of disconnection from source Disconnection

1:18:48

is the idea if you

1:18:50

understand you cannot be disconnected you

1:18:53

cannot feel sadness So

1:18:55

in the idea of creating certain limitations, I don't

1:18:57

know if he's the alien here or if he's

1:18:59

him experience Including the

1:19:01

air. You're just gonna know you know offense is

1:19:03

just coming from you or is this coming from

1:19:05

the yeah, right So I'd rather

1:19:08

hear from the fucking idea of that disconnection

1:19:10

his eyes are closed Does that indicate that

1:19:12

he's the aliens talking to the alien madness?

1:19:15

But yes, if you understand

1:19:17

how the formula works and

1:19:19

you apply gotta apply the formula I don't

1:19:21

know what he will teach you how I

1:19:24

don't know. So funny at the bottom the page.

1:19:26

What's new from Bashar? Looks

1:19:29

like they got a whole Bashar TV.

1:19:31

That's cool. It's giving it's giving tea

1:19:33

and dough. JF. It's giving Heaven's

1:19:36

gate a little bit At

1:19:44

all delivering a dissertation from the

1:19:47

alien overload. Oh, no, no, say

1:19:49

good day to you this day of your time

1:19:53

Okay after the transmissions

1:19:56

we have delivered for

1:19:59

the past 40 years years of your time. A

1:20:04

new chapter could have reached the

1:20:06

end of one cycle. That's

1:20:09

so good. The beginning of another. The

1:20:12

only other question I have at this time, I

1:20:14

just don't know that like the

1:20:16

work you're doing to with first

1:20:19

contact, I was really happy to

1:20:21

hear what the announcement

1:20:23

you made about the next

1:20:25

coming year. Well, sounds like

1:20:27

some good stuff's coming up. The question is, what do we, on

1:20:34

this planet at this time, what

1:20:37

do we offer? Just buy my

1:20:39

books, my courses, keep

1:20:41

supporting me. From perspectives of

1:20:43

experiencing life, ways of expressing

1:20:46

your creativity that are

1:20:48

different from ours. It enhances

1:20:50

and builds. Okay, so when his eyes

1:20:52

closed, he's the alien. That's

1:20:54

interesting. So it sounds like this

1:20:57

is gonna be a big year for Earth. We're gonna

1:20:59

be brought up into the... That

1:21:01

seems a bit concerning.

1:21:03

His whole deal. The

1:21:07

Heaven's Gate stuff got kind of out of

1:21:09

hand, so maybe somebody should. Right.

1:21:11

Yeah, it's cool to think about how

1:21:13

many of these

1:21:15

guys there are, but also like actual cults

1:21:17

and stuff. People like... Yeah.

1:21:20

People like out in the woods trying to do

1:21:22

a commune or something. Or culty

1:21:24

or some shit. Right. Meanwhile,

1:21:27

I'm cashing checks from Apple. Alright,

1:21:31

that's a love bug. Mike, you've

1:21:33

got one here. This is good.

1:21:36

This is really good. This is good.

1:21:38

This is the Wind and Rain Box,

1:21:40

a revolutionary 25-inch smart built-in

1:21:43

combi oven, JF. Now, this

1:21:45

is a six-in-one appliance that

1:21:48

combines a convection oven, steamer,

1:21:51

microwave, dishwasher,

1:21:53

clotheswasher, and

1:21:56

dryer into one perfect unit.

1:21:59

That has got a... to be such a welcome thought for

1:22:01

you because I know for a while you had

1:22:03

the combo washer dryer and I think you were

1:22:05

saying for a while, the only thing that would

1:22:07

make this any better is if

1:22:09

somehow I could cook my carrots in here too. I

1:22:12

remember you saying that. Yeah, and I've

1:22:14

tried a lot of stuff like putting the carrots in the

1:22:16

pockets of my jeans and putting them in the wash and

1:22:18

stuff like that, but they all come out like jumbled up

1:22:20

and messed up. Right, right, right, right, right.

1:22:22

So I don't do that anymore. Well this seems like

1:22:24

this could fix some of your problems here, the wind

1:22:26

and rainbox. The

1:22:29

form factor of this is such that I

1:22:32

can't honestly even tell what it is

1:22:34

meant to, where it goes. Every single

1:22:36

shot of the thing is from the

1:22:39

front. Yes.

1:22:41

The one shot that they have is a

1:22:43

mock-up of it in the wall. It's

1:22:46

a cube shape, so

1:22:49

they're thinking it would go in your

1:22:51

wall or something like that. But it,

1:22:53

but what is the depth of it

1:22:55

that it could fit? Right. I

1:22:57

mean it would have to be like

1:22:59

two feet deep? Like it's so weird

1:23:02

looking. I can't understand. It's

1:23:04

so funny to see like an entire rotisserie chicken

1:23:06

in there and then scroll down and then there's

1:23:08

like a polo shirt in the next one. Yeah.

1:23:12

Not the cleanest or anything in between. Why would

1:23:15

you- Your shirt smells fucking delicious. Why

1:23:18

would you ever think- Not for cologne. Now

1:23:20

on this image here, it

1:23:22

appears to be taking up the entire

1:23:24

cavity of a base cabinet underneath the

1:23:26

sink. Oh, okay. Is

1:23:29

it that big? So it's as big as a dishwasher, yeah.

1:23:31

Now it's funny to put food in it. You

1:23:35

ever see that on like people in Europe

1:23:37

where they have the kitchens and stuff where

1:23:39

they have the laundry in there and stuff

1:23:41

like that? Yeah. What

1:23:44

do you think? What do you think? Waiting

1:23:46

for me to slam? I'm waiting. I

1:23:48

think that's fucking stupid, JF. Oh!

1:23:52

I think it's fine. I think

1:23:54

I kind of get it, but they typically don't have dryers.

1:23:56

They just have the washer in there and then they line

1:23:58

dry or hang dry, which I don't Like

1:24:00

you don't like the one dry. No, I don't

1:24:02

know off. I love I love to doing that

1:24:04

really That was a cool way to dry your

1:24:07

clothes back in the day. Do you do it

1:24:09

outside? Yeah clothespin. Put them on there Too

1:24:11

much time. Yeah. What if a bird comes by

1:24:14

and shits on it? Yeah, we had

1:24:16

those old metal

1:24:20

When I was a kid we had in our backyard We

1:24:22

had like metal poles the one that looked like an umbrella

1:24:24

kind of like the not that way around

1:24:26

we had two T-shaped

1:24:28

metal poles and the

1:24:30

caps on the top were like open

1:24:33

or whatever exposed Yeah, so

1:24:35

fucking wasps got in there. Oh shit

1:24:37

in like a tax meet one time. I was a kid Wow

1:24:40

Because of those wasps and bees

1:24:43

were like a really big deal They fell off

1:24:45

we got rid of them think and I think

1:24:47

it's actually been extremely harmful to the overall ecosystem

1:24:49

Yeah, but it was actually extremely harmful to get

1:24:52

stung by one too because it hurt I should

1:24:54

think people don't realize can't argue with that make

1:24:56

bitch about the bees not being around and stuff

1:24:58

like that It's like have you ever been stung?

1:25:00

No sit down They shouldn't have fucked around if

1:25:02

they wanted to live and help the earth. Yeah,

1:25:04

you know, I was just outside throwing the ball

1:25:09

The wind and rainbox it says it's a

1:25:11

25 inch smart built-in combi oven combi oven

1:25:13

is a thing that already does exist It's

1:25:15

mostly just a word. I think that's meant

1:25:17

to be Like oven plus

1:25:19

steamer. I think is a lot of times what

1:25:21

they do like in the really rich guy kitchens

1:25:24

It'll be one of those things next to have you

1:25:26

ever seen the built-in? Espresso machines and the really rich

1:25:28

guy kitchens where it's clear that it's never been used

1:25:30

and never will be used I would love to go

1:25:32

into like a rich guy's house and to like use

1:25:34

all this stuff because you have it You're

1:25:37

gonna be the first one to ever do any of

1:25:39

it because They're putting

1:25:42

the $4,500 espresso machine in the wall

1:25:44

of their like sleek modern cabinet and

1:25:46

never touching it It's there. I don't

1:25:48

know how to use it. Yeah, it's

1:25:50

crazy. My maid goes crazy on that

1:25:55

I guess that is the dream basically is to

1:25:57

be in that house and you

1:25:59

get to use the shit and then leave. You didn't pay

1:26:01

for it and it's clear. It's like, well, it's kind of

1:26:04

built in. You can kind of just do what you want

1:26:06

with it. I think that's nice, but I

1:26:08

don't, I wouldn't want to be the guy paying for, I'll tell

1:26:10

you that. I would want to be the guy paying for the

1:26:12

wind and rain box. Oh yeah. Because it's

1:26:14

going to cost you looking right now. Oh

1:26:17

my God. Why is it that little? Why

1:26:19

is it that... Use of AI also.

1:26:22

That's cool. Integrated smart engine exclusive

1:26:24

to this appliance. So

1:26:27

we got AI rocking with

1:26:29

this shit. How much is this motherfucker?

1:26:31

The first thing it says is $699

1:26:33

though. Well, it says air

1:26:35

convection oven. So that's, that's the model you

1:26:37

get if you only want the

1:26:40

convection oven, which is still

1:26:42

really cheap for an actual

1:26:44

appliance. Then if you want to

1:26:46

add steam, it goes to 1200. Then

1:26:48

if you want to add microwave, it goes

1:26:50

to 1400. Then if you want to

1:26:52

add dishwasher, it goes to 1900. Then if you want

1:26:54

to add a

1:26:58

clothes washing and drying, it goes to 2400. What

1:27:01

the fuck dude? And then if you want to add

1:27:03

left port, it goes to 2600. What is that? Oh,

1:27:06

right port is 2700. What does that

1:27:08

mean? Oh, just like how to plummet

1:27:10

and stuff? Strange.

1:27:12

Left port, right port, 2900. I

1:27:15

mean, this will never, never, ever,

1:27:17

ever, ever happen. No. Let's

1:27:22

see here. They do have the comments

1:27:24

here. Dear customers, thank you for your

1:27:26

inquiry. So they wrote their own questions.

1:27:30

They want to move to mass production by April

1:27:32

and they want to ship it by June. Guys,

1:27:34

you are so out of your mind. You couldn't

1:27:36

ship a board game by June. There's no way

1:27:39

you're doing a nine in one appliance. With

1:27:43

24 washing modes, 10 drying

1:27:45

modes and 10 self cleaning modes,

1:27:47

this versatile combi oven gives you,

1:27:50

allows you to select the perfect mode for

1:27:52

washing, drying and cleaning. They have a cleaning

1:27:54

mode, which

1:27:57

was that mean self

1:27:59

clean. or you

1:28:01

can clean. I would fucking hope so with

1:28:03

all the soap and the greens and shit

1:28:06

you're putting in there. Stitchwasher

1:28:08

mode, cloth washing mode. Oh, left port and

1:28:10

right port are not hooking up to the

1:28:12

plumbing. I'm sorry, I was mistaken. Left

1:28:15

port functions include temperature probe,

1:28:17

humidity probe, smoke igniter, and

1:28:19

automatic distributor, etc. So

1:28:22

you can turn this into a smoker. A

1:28:24

smoker too. You can take on a cruise with

1:28:26

you, Mike. This

1:28:29

is so crazy. The right

1:28:31

port functions include ultrasonic cleaning

1:28:33

machine, ozone air sterilization, hypochlorous

1:28:36

acid water bath

1:28:38

sterilization. What is going

1:28:40

on with this thing? I'm

1:28:42

gonna play the video. I don't

1:28:44

know what the video is even. Oh.

1:28:48

Introducing Wind and Rain Box, a 25-inch

1:28:50

smart-hondi oven with 100 meters capacity. This

1:28:54

multi-functional unit seamlessly combines an

1:28:57

oven, microwave, dishwasher, washing

1:28:59

machine, dryer, and cleaner. Designed for

1:29:01

versatile... What's cleaner? Foods of Greenwich,

1:29:04

microwave... I don't know. LED and

1:29:06

UV light... I think they're talking

1:29:08

about how you can put

1:29:11

stuff in it to sanitize. Like

1:29:13

if you have maybe

1:29:15

pacifiers or like that and fucking like or

1:29:18

bottles or something, you want to sanitize? Yeah,

1:29:20

I guess. Great. Well,

1:29:22

this is fake. I mean, this really is

1:29:24

like... This is fake. This is a fake

1:29:26

item. This is a fake idea even. Reduce

1:29:30

water usage, save the ocean, and you can

1:29:32

get it in gold,

1:29:35

silver, black, or rose gold. Yeah,

1:29:38

let me get like a thing that does

1:29:41

a bad job at 45 different things. Yeah.

1:29:44

Instead of... Just does like an okay job at one thing.

1:29:47

His name is Producer Dan. Bazinga.

1:29:51

What? What did he say? He

1:29:54

was on his phone. $4,999 of $130,000, five backers, 26 days to go. The

1:30:00

wind and rainbox also got to say really

1:30:02

really many really bad name wind

1:30:07

wind and rainbox rain for the rain come

1:30:09

from I Is the rain

1:30:12

is the dishwasher the wind is the

1:30:14

convection oven you are not going anywhere

1:30:16

with that that is? total

1:30:18

nonsense With the Omni

1:30:21

box that's what's

1:30:23

better honestly 130

1:30:26

grand is what they want which is that's a lot Alright,

1:30:30

we're halfway through the six pack Mike. We got three more coming

1:30:32

your way, but let's take a quick break We back with more

1:30:34

yks right for this And

1:30:37

we're back Mike this is another this is another cooking one,

1:30:39

so we're gonna stay in the kitchen a little bit with

1:30:42

this one This is called the

1:30:44

salt drippia Hmm salt

1:30:47

drippia is that better or worse than a

1:30:50

wind and rainbox? six

1:30:52

level Preciseive control

1:30:55

mess-free. This is a Sauce

1:30:58

bottle with a lid where you can

1:31:01

change it around I'd oh Wow

1:31:05

It's really cool Look

1:31:07

at this Okay,

1:31:13

so a number of things here

1:31:16

you first sentence Hall of Fame It's

1:31:19

a lid for a

1:31:21

salt shaker a large salt shaker

1:31:29

Yeah, and the top of

1:31:31

it has pull out tabs or whatever that are Measuring

1:31:35

cups measuring spoons, and

1:31:37

you pull out What

1:31:39

you want a one gram? 2.5

1:31:42

grams whatever it's all measured pre measured in a lid

1:31:45

And I'll say that it may be just the way

1:31:47

that this food is shot But

1:31:50

also it doesn't look delicious And

1:31:53

I I honestly can't even identify all that

1:31:55

much of the food and I love food

1:31:57

But like taking a look here like a

1:31:59

Okay, glass of wine, that's easy. Looks

1:32:02

like we've got plain spaghetti noodles in a

1:32:04

clear bowl over here with a fork. I

1:32:06

love that. Yeah. Then we've got, okay, we've

1:32:08

got the charcuterie board, which is just cubed

1:32:10

cheese. I'm gonna go out on a limb

1:32:13

and say we've got mozzarella, cheddar,

1:32:16

maybe like manchigo, and then like a goat

1:32:18

cheese or blue cheese over here, maybe, but

1:32:20

I don't even know if that's true. Then

1:32:23

we've got huge candles here that are

1:32:25

not lit, but look, as appetizing as

1:32:28

the food. We've got a

1:32:30

plain undressed salad. We've

1:32:32

got the carrots, which are matchsticks,

1:32:34

but they're very, very thick matchsticks,

1:32:36

and they're not prepared any other

1:32:38

way besides that. Raw carrots. Sensor

1:32:41

that salad, Dan. Undressed.

1:32:45

We've got a bowl of olives, green

1:32:47

olives here, a heaping bowl, and you'd

1:32:49

like that, of green olives, which

1:32:52

I don't know, I guess that goes with the salad. Then

1:32:54

we've also got the sliced in half

1:32:56

cherry tomatoes here that also appear not

1:32:58

to be cooked. An additional vat of

1:33:00

olives in a different size and shape

1:33:02

of container. Maybe some

1:33:04

chimichurri sauce over here, and

1:33:07

then what is the main dish? Could you take a stab

1:33:09

at what these two main dishes are here? This

1:33:13

looks like a potato and herb type

1:33:16

thing here, possibly. But it

1:33:18

looks raw, agreed? I don't know

1:33:20

what's going on with those. Yeah, it looks kind of

1:33:22

raw, yeah. And is this bread

1:33:24

or chicken? What is this other food? Where

1:33:27

is it at? The one on the left

1:33:29

side there and the brown. I think that's the

1:33:31

chicken breast or whatever. Well, it

1:33:33

looks like toxic Avenger. It looks fucking- It

1:33:35

might be bear claw. It looks

1:33:37

more like a bear claw than it does chicken.

1:33:40

Yeah, it does actually. Very weird

1:33:42

food, very weird spread. And I don't see

1:33:44

the salt drippia anywhere, so I don't know

1:33:46

where the salt drippia comes in. You

1:33:50

could dig right in and you would certainly-

1:33:52

Oh wait, was that a pork chop? I

1:33:56

just saw I'm going to cut it. Are those pork chops? That's

1:33:59

pork chop. Uh man, pork

1:34:01

chops first of all not even that good. Don't

1:34:03

like them? They're just not that good. What

1:34:06

would you rather have a pork chop than? Is

1:34:08

there anything you're picking a pork chop over? Yeah,

1:34:12

good. Good point. Tenderloin better

1:34:15

than pork chop. All steak better than

1:34:17

pork chop. Salisbury steak

1:34:19

better than pork chop. Salisbury steak is good. It's fire.

1:34:23

Pork chop, get out of here. And you

1:34:25

would certainly never regret it. Of course.

1:34:27

Who said anything about regretting it? Did you see that?

1:34:30

Did you see the... Yeah. I

1:34:32

don't think...maybe you're not there yet. I'm trying to play

1:34:34

it at the same time. When they drop

1:34:38

the...this scene. Oh

1:34:42

yeah, we've got the little teaspoon of salt. It's

1:34:46

a filter overlaid on the thing. They

1:34:48

use some apps for it because it

1:34:50

says VCR tape iPhone. But

1:34:53

it went back to 1997. That was a Saturday it looked like.

1:34:56

Yeah, that's cute. Yeah, making it look...so they're doing the black

1:34:58

and white thing of the infomercial. Yeah. Why

1:35:01

don't you just remove the color from

1:35:03

the... Just let you down. Oh,

1:35:06

and the little... So hard, can you

1:35:08

slow your dish. Harder egg meat

1:35:11

and a disaster. Total access. All

1:35:13

of elements, the flavor. It's all

1:35:16

just guesswork and... What was

1:35:18

that? I don't know. Showed

1:35:20

like a gloved hand rubbing another hand. Very

1:35:23

erotic. This was like

1:35:25

extremely sexual. This was like when

1:35:27

in Fight Club when they spliced

1:35:29

in the porno or something. That's

1:35:31

what it looks like. What the

1:35:33

fuck? The flavor. It's all just

1:35:35

guesswork and guesswork doesn't cut

1:35:37

it. That's where our new innovation

1:35:39

can make the difference. This lady

1:35:42

is AI. Maybe

1:35:44

not because she just moved her hand like that. I

1:35:46

think it's a stock thing maybe that they... I

1:35:48

don't know. It's very strange. It

1:35:51

feels strange. If she's just not a

1:35:53

prepared actor then I'm sorry but that was very surreal. Extraction

1:36:00

of get me in here. I'll act my ass

1:36:02

off components are made of food grade materials in

1:36:04

high end. Oh Wow

1:36:08

that so I've just now seen it for the

1:36:11

first time that sucks You

1:36:13

know like it. I don't even know how to describe

1:36:15

it like maybe maybe I kid make an analogy have

1:36:17

you ever seen like the um Like

1:36:20

the new like the new woke pinatas that you can

1:36:22

get where you don't hit it with a bat You

1:36:24

just go and pull the string you ask it to

1:36:27

fall down Okay Yeah

1:36:31

That's what it looks like here like it's got these little tabs

1:36:34

on it And it but they are stuck straight

1:36:36

up like you're making homemade popsicles like in a

1:36:38

cup or something I thought it was a like

1:36:40

a a bottle for

1:36:42

sauce and the individual things poking

1:36:44

out at the top Yeah, I thought they

1:36:46

were like little You

1:36:48

know how you feel do icing on cake or something. I thought they

1:36:51

were like shaped Yes different

1:36:53

the amount differently But it's just

1:36:55

there are they are like spoons

1:36:57

tablespoons The texture of the cup

1:36:59

and then the bright colors do make you

1:37:01

think of like being ketchup mustard kind of

1:37:03

big bottles Or what I want some sauce

1:37:05

now. Yeah hungry for sauce. I wouldn't mind

1:37:07

some sauce myself It looks like

1:37:09

you can salt your salad salad.

1:37:12

Mmm. That looks good Nice

1:37:16

salty cucumbers here. Oh here.

1:37:18

Let's salt this up. I've cooked it already, but we're salting

1:37:20

it up now Let's take up. Yeah, now that it's all

1:37:23

cut up So

1:37:26

it has the different thing you just pull them out

1:37:28

But they stay they stay attached to the cup like

1:37:30

they don't come all the way I thought they would

1:37:32

come all the way out and it would be like

1:37:34

a dedicated Right, right, right, but it's not you have

1:37:36

to like hold it over with two So now it's

1:37:38

two hand operation and then you

1:37:40

have to like slowly pull it out and put it back

1:37:42

in I'm coming

1:37:44

and then you gotta What

1:37:47

else do you get two hand operation? Well slowly

1:37:49

pull it out and put it back in what

1:37:51

else? Do

1:37:53

that two or three more times and you're done. I imagine All

1:37:57

things you that you should be wrapped up in about three or four

1:37:59

minutes Now this is an interesting way here to

1:38:01

figure this out. You want to salt your glass. So

1:38:04

you ever want to salt your champagne flute? Yeah.

1:38:06

You got to do that. You've got to get

1:38:08

that champagne flute. Girls

1:38:12

are coming over. It's time for some margaritas. It's what

1:38:14

it looks like it's time for some pink lemonade or

1:38:16

whatever they've made here. Well,

1:38:19

you can do that with the inner lid of

1:38:21

the salt dripia. It happens to be the exact

1:38:23

circumference as this particular champagne flute. It's

1:38:27

so small. Actually, you know what? It's not

1:38:29

the lid. It's the base. OK.

1:38:32

You've got to turn it upside down. Then you've

1:38:34

got a wet lid that you then have to

1:38:36

go and wash. That is silly,

1:38:38

man. That's cool.

1:38:40

And then here's an actual margarita glass

1:38:43

that they put in here afterwards. Yeah. But it's not going

1:38:45

to fit. It's not going to fit on this thing.

1:38:48

These bastards. This thing is really

1:38:50

a piece of crap. That's funny. Salt

1:38:53

dripia. Traditional shakers often

1:38:55

lack precision in dispensing seasonings without

1:38:57

indication. And I don't think that

1:39:00

that is a problem. I don't think

1:39:02

that's not. I solved it. It's

1:39:05

a measuring spoon. First

1:39:07

of all, if you're salting your food, you don't have to go

1:39:09

salt bay with it. But you do just

1:39:11

grab a little bit and put it on there until it looks good.

1:39:15

That's the essence of cooking. And even I.

1:39:18

Put a little bit more on. I'm like

1:39:20

a big rule follower, a big direction follower.

1:39:22

I'm constantly consulting the recipe and stuff like

1:39:24

that. But honestly, if I

1:39:26

don't get the salt and seasoning quite right,

1:39:28

it's fine. Fine. It's

1:39:31

fine. Just do it. Put a little bit more on

1:39:33

it. It's choking it down in three minutes anyway. It's

1:39:35

so weird. Relying

1:39:37

on just one teaspoon isn't enough. You need

1:39:39

a full set for different measurements, which inevitably

1:39:41

leads to a multitude of dirty teaspoons and

1:39:43

surfaces to clean. What

1:39:45

are you doing? Never have to do dishes

1:39:47

ever again. The

1:39:49

teaspoons are like the smallest things that you

1:39:51

could possibly clean. I just put

1:39:53

them in my wind and rain machine, and then I'm

1:39:56

all done. Spilled salt

1:39:58

is not just hard to clean in kiln. kitchens

1:40:00

or RVs, but in some cultures is

1:40:02

also seen as a sign of bad

1:40:04

luck. What are we talking about? What

1:40:06

did it say? RVs. What

1:40:08

did it say? It's a sign of

1:40:10

bad luck to spill salt and you can't, it's hard

1:40:13

to clean up spilled salt in kitchens or RVs. Okay.

1:40:18

All right. I mean, spot

1:40:20

the lie. Yeah. You ever tried to clean up

1:40:22

some spilled salt in an RV? It's all day

1:40:24

affair. When I had a job at this pizza

1:40:26

place, I was like, using

1:40:28

a broom, you know, cleaning up or whatever. Yeah.

1:40:31

And I like swept my boss's feet

1:40:34

accidentally with a broom or something. And he was like,

1:40:36

Oh, whoa, what are you doing? He

1:40:38

was like, that's bad luck. He

1:40:41

was like very offended by it. Oh, I was like,

1:40:43

what the fuck are you talking about? It's a fucking

1:40:46

broom. Yeah. But he was like, yeah,

1:40:48

if you sweep somebody's feet, that's like really bad to do.

1:40:51

This guy was like 45 years old. That's, yeah.

1:40:53

It's what is it? Was it, was it

1:40:55

a different cultural thing? Uh,

1:40:59

yeah, it might've been, he was from Philly. Like

1:41:02

a Philly thing. I don't know. I

1:41:07

just never heard of that. Cause I didn't grow

1:41:09

up, you know, with like superstitions or anything like

1:41:11

that. Or I've never heard. Wow. It really, okay.

1:41:13

This is okay. Is it a thing? This is

1:41:15

a problem. What is it? It's a, it's an

1:41:17

Italian thing. Oh, here we go.

1:41:22

Yeah. Yeah. Down over there, buddy.

1:41:24

Italian guy. Well, you believe in that down

1:41:26

with you. The sweeping of the feet, you

1:41:28

know, it's bad luck or whatever. I

1:41:30

don't sleep. Never came up.

1:41:32

Way to. Okay. Did your Italian

1:41:35

grandmother or mother ever tell you to pick up

1:41:37

your feet or you will never get married for

1:41:39

women looking for a husband? It's bad luck. If

1:41:41

someone knits their feet with a broom, he was

1:41:43

a guy and he was always married. He was

1:41:45

already married. So what the fuck is he worried

1:41:48

about? Well, it says here, Mike, once upon a

1:41:50

time, a woman who inadvertently touched

1:41:52

her feet with a broom or had her

1:41:54

feet swept over by someone else's broom was

1:41:57

not considered good at household chores and consequently

1:41:59

was deemed a. questionable future wife. Okay.

1:42:03

That doesn't sound right, yeah. I get it now. If

1:42:05

he would have explained that to me at the time, I

1:42:07

wouldn't have thought I was so silly. Yeah.

1:42:10

Anyways, it also says that traditional salt shakers are

1:42:12

ugly compared to this, and I can't tell you

1:42:14

how ugly this is. That looks stupid. And we

1:42:17

didn't even talk about the guy that's on it.

1:42:19

Who is... Is it Santa that's

1:42:21

on the front? Who is this? Let me pull this

1:42:23

back over here. I legitimately think it is Santa on

1:42:25

a skateboard. And the name also is Salt

1:42:28

Dripia. Outrageous. Come

1:42:31

on. If you can tell me that that's

1:42:33

something other than Santa on a skateboard holding

1:42:35

presents on the Salt Dripia container, I will

1:42:38

be really surprised. I think that's exactly what

1:42:40

it is. It does kind of look like

1:42:42

Santa Claus, yeah. He's got a

1:42:44

beard. He's got the hat. Well, it's like, that's

1:42:46

smart because he's not going to sue, and he's

1:42:49

easily the most recognizable character in all of the

1:42:51

world. Look at

1:42:53

Coca-Cola and their huge campaign.

1:42:55

Yeah. That's why I love

1:42:57

the fucking stuff. $39 is somehow

1:42:59

the price of this. That

1:43:02

is a shock to the census. Actually,

1:43:04

I take that back. The white

1:43:06

one is 29. The black one is

1:43:08

39, and the red one is, that's

1:43:10

right, 42. Don't know. Makes

1:43:12

sense. $70 is the MSRP. There

1:43:16

are magnets in the top that hold the

1:43:19

spoons. Why would you need the magnets? It just gets

1:43:22

worse and worse the more you look

1:43:24

at it. That's why we very wisely don't look

1:43:26

at these until it's time to record because we

1:43:28

just get so mad. Yeah, it would

1:43:30

be too much, and you guys would be really overwhelmed

1:43:32

if we did any kind of research. Yeah, for you

1:43:34

guys, the listener. It's all for you. Everything we do.

1:43:37

That is the salt derpy of Mike. I

1:43:39

think it's time for your last one. I'd love to hear it.

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1:44:00

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1:44:02

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1:44:05

classes. I'm really

1:44:07

competitive. That's why

1:44:09

you love to read. Have you watched

1:44:11

any of the master classes? I

1:44:14

don't think so. I think I've hoarded a lot of them but

1:44:16

I haven't gotten around to watching them. I

1:44:19

have a lot of courses and stuff I want to look

1:44:21

at but I'll never do it. It's

1:44:23

good to have just in case somebody else wants to read it.

1:44:26

Agreed. That's good to have. This

1:44:28

is like master class. Okay.

1:44:32

Except for instead of like

1:44:35

Steven Spielberg telling you

1:44:37

all about his process to become

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