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Done smell, melt, done run.

1:02

No smell done. Grazy.

1:13

It's breezy.

1:16

Then crazy. Crazy.

2:13

That was I mean,

2:15

that's like an ultimate banger from

2:17

the show. I haven't burned. Dad burned. I

2:19

haven't burned. very easy. You

2:22

know, I Yeah. This is

2:23

dead. This song was fantastic. What a great blast

2:25

from the past. First of all, you know

2:27

what I love about you? Mhmm. I love about this hat.

2:29

I love

2:29

Zara face. Shout out to the boys of Zara face

2:31

where you know, mommies and indeed,

2:33

but -- Yeah. -- that

2:34

hat, the nice the red in the

2:36

font brings out the red in

2:37

your face to it. What's

2:40

happening? What the hell was going

2:42

on? Well, we

2:45

drove separately today. Mhmm. Mhmm.

2:47

And before you got here, we

2:49

had a little accident. Okay?

2:52

On set. Because

2:53

he just so you guys know, he hasn't

2:55

told me what he's done. And he was What

2:57

he's done or what they've done. Oh, boy.

2:59

Who's they? The

3:02

No. You fucking idiots?

3:04

The j and the b. Yeah. No.

3:08

Okay. Well, tell me, I'm dying to know

3:10

you gotta tell me noticed that there's

3:13

a missing light here?

3:14

Yeah. Yeah.

3:15

It's darker. Yeah.

3:18

What

3:18

happened? It fell on my fucking face.

3:21

What? How?

3:23

Are you

3:25

fucking serious?

3:26

There was like,

3:28

we had some work done in here and, like, someone

3:30

forgot to, like, reattach, like, a safety,

3:32

like, can't be fully fired

3:34

up too.

3:35

Oh my god, babe. Yeah. Well,

3:38

yeah, because the blood on your nose

3:40

and then

3:40

on your eyes is a little concerning, should we

3:42

think of the hospital? I don't I feel like we shouldn't

3:45

film today. No.

3:46

It's fine. Those are, like, third degree burns

3:48

on your face, sweetie. It's

3:50

fine. Now,

3:51

if you don't get them treated, they blister and

3:54

and you you could really

3:56

mess your skin up, so we we should probably go to the

3:57

hospital. It's only my face.

4:00

Right. It's not

4:01

that important. Okay. No.

4:03

Should

4:03

we get some aloe at least?

4:04

There's probably help. Guys, can

4:07

you at least get an an

4:08

ointment of some kind. I mean, you're just

4:11

letting him

4:12

walk around with burns and cuts on his

4:14

face. No. I mean, we were like, hey, man, we

4:16

could push a little bit today, but he's,

4:18

you know, a man of the show and you just wanted to

4:20

plow No. I

4:20

know. But you guys are I mean, is no one

4:22

taking care of you? It's,

4:23

like, No. Yeah. We're fine. I'm

4:25

a commodity, guys. Without him, there is no

4:27

your mom's house. Like, somebody fucking take care

4:29

of him. Someone's picking up some aloe. I just Just

4:31

put Aloe vera on the fucking thing. Hello?

4:33

You

4:33

guys are

4:35

light. A

4:36

light. How bad did it hurt, baby? It hurt

4:38

like fuck. Yeah. It really hurt.

4:40

I'm

4:41

so

4:42

sorry. I may have said some things as it

4:44

felt that it aren't it's good they're not on

4:46

camera. Like

4:46

what? Well, What did

4:49

you say? I mean,

4:49

I'm not gonna say it now. Wouldn't

4:51

good.

4:52

Kinda burned. Wouldn't greasy. Doesn't

4:56

burn? Yeah. I believe he said

4:58

it like that. He's a professional

5:00

broadcaster.

5:01

Yeah. I'm Chuck Woolery. Chuck

5:04

Woolery. My mother was so in love with Chuck

5:06

Wolf. It was pretty cool, though. It was

5:08

love connection I watched every night with my

5:10

mom and two and two.

5:12

That

5:12

was, like, such a great dating show. And back

5:15

then, it was just

5:15

worded, like, the first one, the

5:17

girl would tell her side, the guy would tell her

5:19

side. It was really easy and really

5:20

great. It's so

5:22

fascinating. I mean, it's my favorite thing

5:25

is, like yesterday, you know, we had

5:27

somebody come over to the house who just went on a

5:29

date. Yes. to someone who I went on a day,

5:31

I just turn and I'm like, how to go.

5:33

I know. I love hearing dating

5:35

stuff. Yeah. If you don't know this about

5:37

Tommy is that you love love. You

5:39

actually are very sweet and like,

5:41

when we used to watch Patty Stenger

5:43

show, and there was a

5:44

woman Well, you know, a matchmaker. You're a

5:45

matchmaker. I would look over at you and you would

5:47

have

5:47

your hands folded on your chest smiling.

5:50

Like, thank you, Patty. And we would

5:52

be like, that's a thank you, Patty. Well,

5:54

the truth is, like, so funny about you. I

5:56

actually, even though you watch it

5:58

like a car

5:59

accident,

5:59

a bad date, I prefer

6:02

the ones that work out. Yeah. I really do.

6:04

Like, when when it works out, you're like, oh, this is

6:06

cool. Right? It's a You want love? Yeah. It's

6:08

satisfying just to have two

6:10

people click and connect and have

6:12

it work out. I mean, the the ones where they're

6:14

like really -- I don't like that. -- bashing,

6:16

you know, clashing with each other. I'm like,

6:18

oh, man. Just call it call it all

6:20

right now. Have you ever been on a

6:22

date where you fought? I mean, you were clashing?

6:24

And No. Not fought.

6:26

I mean, there's clearly, there's dates

6:28

that went on where it's, like, immediate.

6:32

This is not yeah. This is a hard pass.

6:36

Yeah. I one time, I went on a

6:38

date with a dude, and it was,

6:40

like, I should have known better, but I didn't,

6:42

where I'd planned, like, a whole

6:44

day. of activity. And but

6:47

I knew within fifteen minutes that I

6:49

was not interested, but I started

6:51

to go through with the activity and then he was, like,

6:53

trying to hold hand and I was like,

6:55

oh. Yeah. That's that's a bad

6:57

one. It was so stupid. No.

6:59

You guys just go for

7:00

coffee? This person now. told us, by the

7:02

way, I won't go into all the details, but one of the

7:04

things was that afterwards,

7:08

she had told him, like, you know,

7:10

Well, I don't wanna, whatever, see you

7:12

again or something. And he was like, cool. Can

7:14

you Venmo me for your what you ate?

7:18

I

7:20

mean

7:20

And then I was at least thinking even

7:22

that's even though that's crazy. Crazy. I'm

7:25

thinking I was thinking, you know, they went to

7:27

a nice dinner. Dead tacos.

7:34

He he wanted her to send him, like, five

7:36

bucks. Five dollars.

7:37

Five dollars. You

7:39

know what I would have done? Here's a

7:41

hundred. Lose my number.

7:42

Yeah. Lose my fucking number.

7:44

Forget you ever met me. and

7:46

take yourself off whatever app it is that

7:48

you imagine. shit, though. I mean Can

7:50

you imagine? How crazy

7:52

is that person's psychological makeup?

7:55

Where you're like, poof. Five

7:57

dollars -- Bull it. --

7:58

five dollars taco.

8:00

Cross Pretty crazy.

8:02

Pretty crazy. Yeah. No. The one that

8:04

I that I I mean, I think I've

8:06

talked about it before, but I was, man, I

8:08

feel terrible even saying it, but I

8:10

was at a place in Hollywood at

8:12

a bar somewhere. And

8:15

it was, you know, it was nighttime and it was

8:18

not the best lit. And

8:19

at at this point, it came up to me

8:21

and

8:21

was, like, you're cute. can I

8:23

have your number? Oh. And I was

8:25

like, wow. I mean, you know, that doesn't

8:27

happen to me every day. I was like,

8:29

sure. I gave her my number. She called me

8:31

the next day. I was like, do you wanna go out Friday?

8:34

I was like, okay. And

8:37

then I went to meet her

8:39

somewhere, and I was like, oh, this

8:41

is daylight. It's a whole different story. Yeah.

8:43

Dog chow. Yeah. And

8:45

I just fucking I was

8:46

doing what you were doing kinda where

8:49

where You're like, I just want this to be

8:51

over. I don't know how to say it. So I'm just

8:53

going through the motions. And I'm and I'm

8:55

giving no signal. I'm not like

8:57

pretending to be interested. I'm Yes. You're in the opposite.

8:59

I'm just being alive. Fuck.

9:01

God. I was just, like, mother. Fuck her.

9:03

Could this please end? You

9:05

know? It's so old. I

9:06

know. And the worst is, like, Hold

9:09

on. Okay. The worst is when

9:11

they can hear

9:11

you scratching. Okay. Scrutiny

9:14

scratching your dog. dog

9:16

for the

9:19

worst part of the

9:20

date with his dude. Yeah. Is that,

9:22

like, at the end

9:23

of the day will come, and then they'll always try

9:25

to French you. Yeah. Yeah. She'll try to kiss

9:27

me too. Oh,

9:29

that's the worst part of a date. It's

9:32

like Okay. Now we French and

9:34

you're like, I don't -- I

9:34

don't -- Yeah. -- I don't wanna French. You know how the

9:37

whole thing didn't go well? I don't wanna seal

9:39

it with a purse. but

9:40

they don't see that. So they must be

9:42

not checked into your whole vibe. Like, you're

9:44

not vibing, but they think you're vibing.

9:46

Or they're just like, well,

9:48

you

9:48

know, this is just this person's way

9:51

of being on a date, but they're still gonna be down for

9:53

the physical. And you're like, no. The whole thing's connected --

9:55

Yeah. -- cycle. It's connected.

9:57

so glad we're not dating other

9:59

people right now. No. Dating would be

10:02

rough. Yeah. The yeah.

10:05

That was so much anxiety. That's that's the

10:07

thing is when it's not going well and it's right

10:09

out of the gate, you're just riddled

10:11

with just crippling anxiety.

10:13

Oh, I'm like,

10:13

it is crippling. It's I hated

10:16

it. Like, just getting ready. Do you

10:18

know what this person's about? They're gonna

10:20

come get you. You gotta get to know them. The

10:22

pressure of, like, do I French them? Do

10:24

I not French. Oh,

10:26

I hate it. I hate it.

10:28

But even with you, I liked I liked you

10:30

so

10:30

much. I

10:32

like you though. I'm

10:33

glad we're still

10:34

together. We're not dating other people right now.

10:36

Okay. Right now. Right now. We're keeping a

10:39

relationship We're not polly

10:41

yet right now. Okay.

10:44

So did

10:46

you like that? Because I know today

10:49

I

10:49

mean, There's This like what? This whole

10:51

they like what. Yeah. You said did you like

10:53

that? Sound like

10:54

your sister just that I

10:56

like what? Did I

10:57

like what? I'm going

10:58

to explain it to you, redface,

11:01

Jesus. Don't get so angry.

11:02

You're all fired up.

11:04

Okay. Listen, I light fall on

11:06

my fucking face. know and you look terrible. You

11:08

should be in the hospital not recording

11:11

this podcast right

11:12

now. TO LISTEN. A

11:14

LOT OF CHICS PROBABLY LISTENING ONE

11:16

AND NO. DID YOU ALL LIKE IT

11:18

WHEN THE WOMAN PURSUED YOU?

11:21

Yeah.

11:21

It was very flattering. If I

11:23

if I could be honest, it was very flattering at the

11:25

time. I remember that because that was not a that

11:28

wasn't a Well, look, it's not something it's

11:30

happened to me where I

11:32

was, like, aggressively pursued.

11:34

In my life, it probably happened to me three or

11:36

four times. it's it's not like it was a

11:38

Well, I'm saying I'm that's not a lot. So

11:41

the times that it happened, you you know,

11:43

you're kind of

11:43

taken by it. Right?

11:45

Yeah. Just a hot

11:46

piece of ass. Yeah.

11:49

People love you. My home's excitement

11:51

and love to know you. She's

11:53

like, I gotta have it. You know? I

11:55

mean, the red face. There was that time where

11:57

that chick brought me back to her place. Yeah.

11:59

And she was just wanting to score, you know. That

12:01

was clearly what was happening. And

12:05

when we we were What?

12:08

What? When we were hoping you'd finish the story.

12:11

It's like When we were all done, are

12:13

these pigs? Yeah. When we were

12:15

done, I I

12:17

kept I said something. I was like,

12:19

yeah. I forget what I said, but she

12:21

goes, you don't have to keep talking.

12:23

And I was like, Okay.

12:25

It was

12:27

a total rule reversal, you

12:29

know. I was like, so do you like? She was

12:31

like, how about you shut up?

12:33

And

12:34

did you like that? No. No. I didn't

12:36

like it at all. Why? Because

12:39

I Sounds like every guy's dream

12:40

isn't that what dudes

12:41

want? You check, shut up,

12:43

check, just foot. I thought that's what all

12:45

the guys dream about. I think depending I

12:48

mean, here's the

12:48

thing. It was you know, we had met

12:51

earlier that day in a a few hours

12:53

before. So it's like What's wrong with

12:55

that? The thoughts of bringing men's that's what gay

12:57

people I mean, she would like, I was

12:58

you

12:59

know, I was attracted to

13:01

her. I I was trying to meet

13:03

somebody, I guess. You know, like, you're you're in the meeting

13:05

stage. I mean, we obviously jumped over a lot

13:07

of stages, but Still, I

13:09

thought, oh, okay. Like, I'll just see what's you

13:12

know, if we have a good report, she

13:14

was like, I got what I wanted. Like, shut the

13:16

fuck up, dude. And I was like, okay. Yeah.

13:20

I've I've forgot to wear a deodorant today,

13:22

and I'm sweating from

13:23

that store. Very cool. It makes me can I

13:24

tell you something? it makes me so uncomfortable

13:27

to hear

13:27

you talk about banging other chicks. I

13:29

I like like, I know we

13:31

joke about being cocky and stuff. Like,

13:33

I

13:35

would be so

13:37

profoundly unhappy if we

13:39

swap we were swingers -- Probably and buy. --

13:41

or three some like, I would fucking

13:43

melt. You'd have to put me in a in a mental

13:46

institution. Oh, if I saw you fucking another

13:48

woman? Like,

13:50

no.

13:50

I'm just saying, can I tell you why?

13:52

Tell tell me why. because

13:53

I had a conversation with a girlfriend

13:55

-- Yeah. -- who was like, yeah, I totally have

13:57

a threesome

13:58

with my husband. And I was

13:59

like, what? What

14:01

Like your friends? I'm not telling you

14:04

who. It was one of your friends. Yes.

14:06

Okay. And I

14:06

was, like, wait, fucking what,

14:08

dude? Like, are you crazy? It wouldn't make

14:10

you jealous? She's like, no. Not at all. I'm like,

14:12

wow. That's Why she

14:13

why did she say it wouldn't make her jealous?

14:16

She's, like,

14:16

because I just I know I know she goes,

14:18

unless the woman had

14:20

something I didn't

14:21

have, like, physically. Like, let's say

14:23

she's got small tits and the the

14:25

like, hungry little tits and that that

14:27

chick's got big o big ole milkers and she'll then

14:30

she'll be jealous because she did pick a body

14:32

type to do this with. I think so.

14:34

Okay. Yeah.

14:35

Oh, man. I would

14:37

fucking

14:37

murder that stupid bitch, though, the

14:40

other girl in the three way, I believe. Yeah. Okay.

14:42

I think that that's a good reason

14:44

to maybe not get it started. Just

14:47

sweating again just to go out angry

14:49

again.

14:52

So you're

14:52

not done with threesomes? No.

14:54

Or being poly or

14:56

any more. We've done it enough.

14:58

Okay. Let's have about this. Let's start the show.

15:00

Fine. This

15:02

is for you American

15:04

men,

15:05

mainly middle age and

15:08

older. Those of

15:08

you men who are single. Tired

15:11

of being alone, tired

15:12

of being not just rejected

15:15

by American women, but

15:17

not even noticed, not

15:18

even seen not

15:20

even acknowledged,

15:22

tired of feeling like and nobody

15:25

feeling invisible. We get it. Jesus

15:27

Christ. to beating your brains out and

15:29

killing yourself

15:30

trying to get an American

15:33

woman at least

15:34

interested in you, tired of feeling

15:36

like you don't add up, to

15:38

their ridiculously unattainable

15:40

standards, then

15:42

stop trying. Stop

15:44

trying.

15:46

instead go to the

15:48

Philippines.

15:59

to your mom's

15:59

house. Oh my god.

16:04

Christina legit. Welcome

16:08

to your mom's house.

16:14

oh and

16:35

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19:20

in it. These ridiculous standards that

19:22

these women have. Hi. You

19:27

know what's

19:27

interesting though is that my father would always say

19:29

that about

19:29

American women too. Yeah. He didn't like

19:31

him. He's like,

19:32

they don't they don't bring your food.

19:34

They don't cook for you nothing. Bring me sandwich. Bring me

19:37

plate of salami something. Yeah. You know,

19:39

they work all the time. Oh my gosh. Yeah.

19:41

This is the exact brand. Thank you. And

19:43

this is the exact smell. Do

19:45

you wanna

19:45

take a No.

19:47

They don't care. Okay.

19:49

It's the oh my

19:50

god. Smells. How good? This smells.

19:53

first. I've had dove. I I got it. No. No. The cucumber

19:55

one. I best feel like that is.

19:58

Okay. Like, you wanna

19:58

eat it. It's very

19:59

nice. Alright. I'll step out. Okay.

20:02

Obviably. Oh my god.

20:04

How many go? Just

20:06

right there,

20:08

Jesus. I

20:10

know. I was

20:12

just trying to say just step off

20:14

camera, not step out of the building. Oh,

20:16

but

20:16

I don't want that seeing me, the

20:19

guys. so embarrassing.

20:20

okay Okay.

20:21

Okay.

20:24

It's so much

20:26

better. Okay.

20:28

Okay. Yeah. Your dad Is

20:31

this is this guy? And he also he

20:33

dated women from other countries with quite a

20:35

few. Yeah. He far preferred it.

20:37

Far preferred

20:37

it. So he did date. Remember him

20:39

when he dated the American woman? Yes.

20:41

For a while. That was there

20:42

was one American that

20:44

he but she had a kind of submissive approach.

20:46

She liked it because she was

20:49

submissive. She was bipolar. Yeah.

20:51

That's not a submissive. Right.

20:54

Choose something. No. No.

20:57

She she was. Yeah. But you know what

20:58

he didn't like about her? Mhmm. He liked

21:01

that I like that

21:02

she works. but too much working. Oh, too much work. too

21:05

long. And then I come home. There's no

21:07

dinner. Yeah. House is dirty.

21:09

I No. No. She doesn't bring me

21:11

beer, bring me something. An

21:14

American women fat. Yeah.

21:15

And

21:16

they don't look, they

21:18

don't age well. So he likes

21:20

he's like the Asian ladies, Chinese

21:23

good, feel like being not good. They age

21:25

well. They stay

21:25

skinny. Nice and skinny. Yeah.

21:28

That's that's a big thing, you know. You

21:30

gotta stay skinny. Oh.

21:32

Yeah. It

21:33

it well, in especially

21:35

in

21:35

Europe, I mean, Yeah. Yeah.

21:38

He's right about that, though, American

21:40

win. It's a big

21:41

deal. They don't let themselves

21:44

get fatter. Everybody

21:44

I'll I say Americans in general

21:46

compared to the rest of the world. Yeah.

21:48

I mean, there's that

21:51

in

21:51

this country, we like

21:53

it's fine. Yeah. We birt out. And and and in fact,

21:55

you can be a model in this space.

21:57

We birt out. Yeah.

21:59

Everybody just birthes themselves.

22:01

Yeah. But,

22:03

yeah, my mom

22:04

married. Yeah. It is disgusting. Yeah.

22:08

Yeah.

22:08

My dad did marry.

22:10

It's

22:10

time that we bring back fat shaming. Yeah.

22:13

Okay. Yeah. I got it. Yeah.

22:15

My third

22:15

mom this is my third and my fourth

22:17

mom. And

22:18

then my fourth mom -- Yeah. -- is Filipino

22:21

or something too. I don't know. I don't talk to her.

22:23

So Yeah. Yeah. Your current mom.

22:25

My current mom. She She's

22:29

You can't even know her. Negative. What's

22:31

that

22:31

mom? I was

22:32

that mom was younger than me.

22:35

She's

22:38

not from Philippines. Why are

22:41

she from? She's Vietnamese.

22:42

She is? Yes. Really?

22:45

Yes. I don't even know. I've never met her. I've never

22:47

met her either, but I do know that you remember that part.

22:49

Yes. Oh my god. I moved the Vietnamese.

22:52

said mother.

22:52

Yeah.

22:54

He's pretty cool

22:57

at

22:57

this guy. There are multitudes upon

22:59

multi Oh, and multi

23:01

attitudes upon multitudes upon

23:04

multitudes. Well, I get it. Women who

23:06

will love and accept you just as

23:08

you are. Women who will

23:10

treasure you and value you and

23:12

appreciate you. This guy -- Just as you

23:14

are. -- is beat down. Go where you're

23:16

celebrated. Not

23:17

where to celebrate. That's Oprah Winfrey

23:19

said that. Yeah. Go where appreciated.

23:22

Yeah. Not where you are

23:24

rejected. Got it. Wow.

23:26

Well, how how broken is he, though, for

23:28

this? Oh, he's seen some dark days.

23:31

He's had some really rough days. It's kinda

23:33

sad. It's

23:33

very sad, but I'm happy that found

23:35

love

23:35

in the Philippines. I'm happy he found the Philippines in general.

23:37

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

23:41

poor buddy. Listen. Yeah.

23:43

Nobody should suffer. You should

23:44

definitely go to the Philippines. I'm fine. If it's

23:46

not working out for you here.

23:48

I mean, ninety day fiancee, that's

23:51

one thing we've

23:51

learned. Is it? It's

23:54

it all works out really well. Whether

23:55

it be in or the Philippines, you

23:57

can find the love of your life.

23:58

Yeah.

23:59

Brazil, make up, yeah,

24:02

the Ukraine. The u especially the

24:04

Ukraine line. The soulmates and the Ukraine. soulmates

24:07

there. Yeah.

24:07

Young twenty eight year old soul

24:10

mate. Just waiting. Wait.

24:13

I like fendi

24:15

bag.

24:15

Lots of stuff.

24:18

I

24:18

agree though. I would go I would go

24:20

to Philippines. They're in sweeter, nicer

24:23

culture. than Ukraine. Definitely. Very sweet. Yeah. Yeah.

24:25

The Ukrainians are harsh. Is that where

24:27

you go then? Yeah. If I

24:28

were this guy, well, let me

24:31

just think. Well, I like I like

24:33

Asian, like,

24:33

Chinese maybe.

24:35

Yeah. I like

24:35

that culture very much.

24:37

Sure. I don't know much about the

24:40

Filipino culture. Honestly, do you? Where would you go?

24:42

Or

24:42

Thai? Very nice. Nice.

24:44

I think Brazil would be pretty pretty cool.

24:46

As you -- Yeah. -- get if

24:48

you're into butts, then

24:50

that's great. I like a big butt. Brazil.

24:52

I like Brazil. I

24:54

changed my answer now, Tom. Oh, okay. If I'm

24:56

the lonely white guy, I would go to

24:59

Brazil. I like that language. Yeah. Back to

25:00

the threesomes. Are you down with

25:02

two guy threesome? I

25:04

don't. You know, my heart and

25:07

I I

25:08

In

25:09

reality?

25:10

Mhmm.

25:12

Yes. I would love to

25:14

understand. Thank you.

25:17

If

25:17

isn't on a bus

25:19

-- Yes. -- okay. Yeah. As

25:21

long as we're traveling and going

25:24

new places together,

25:27

Would you be okay with me humming to guys?

25:29

Well, I'm

25:29

asking if you can't I'm asking if your interest

25:31

first. Well, who's the

25:32

it depends on who the other guy is. Like, we

25:34

need to

25:35

pick Okay. So the answer is yes as

25:37

a bit depending on who the other events. Of course. Because

25:39

I don't get jealous, I

25:41

wouldn't be jealous of another guy banging me.

25:43

That's a dream

25:44

come true. What? Why

25:47

is this logic not making

25:49

sense? The dream come true. It's

25:52

everybody's fantasy. k?

25:58

Yeah.

25:58

yeah

25:59

Who doesn't want

26:00

two guys banging him?

26:02

I

26:03

know. It just gets quite a reverse from what Oh,

26:06

you know what?

26:07

and

26:10

What's

26:10

the reverse? Me

26:13

and another girl is too

26:15

too too loaded

26:15

for me. I would be out of my mind And

26:17

that's what you that's the opposite. That's what I'm

26:20

trying to I mean, you're

26:20

different than me. You're much more

26:23

and you're

26:23

not as jealous as

26:25

me. you might be able to handle it emotionally. Oh, okay.

26:27

So we're

26:27

actually doing a sales pitch on this now.

26:32

you

26:33

know, you're in great physical

26:36

shape, you're very handsome, you're very

26:38

smart. So therefore, you listen to something.

26:39

threatened if Henry Cavill.

26:41

Yeah. watches

26:43

this and is like I

26:46

volunteer, mate. I

26:46

might I'll put down my figurines for

26:48

a minute and I'll come over or whatever if I can

26:50

Give me down shit. Yeah.

26:51

Okay. Would you be down with that? Yeah.

26:54

Totally.

26:54

totally Oh, wow.

26:56

Yeah. And let's

26:58

go. Really?

26:59

Yeah. I

27:00

mean, your college roommate had three

27:03

sons regularly? With two dudes.

27:05

Yeah. Oh, him and another guy. Him and

27:07

another guy. like, it would be the same and

27:09

they would just always be kinda, like, double

27:11

teaming someone, really. And I shared a

27:13

room with them, so I would get, like, census

27:15

rooms, like, a, nadava,

27:18

me and me and my friend, we're

27:20

gonna be hosting a guest tomorrow between two

27:22

and four. So if you could go do something

27:24

else. Wow. Yeah. So that's

27:26

like his thing. did it pretty

27:29

regularly. Wow. Yeah. There was a couple of times I

27:31

walked down and it was happening. And they're

27:33

like, hey, you want it on this? I'm like, I think you

27:35

move right.

27:36

The issue with this is who which

27:39

friend do you bang other chicks? Do

27:41

you understand? I found a good friend. Is what I'm

27:43

saying? Like, Who's the friend that

27:45

you wouldn't mind ejaculating in front

27:47

of? Could you do a threesome with

27:49

Bert? No.

27:50

Right? Like, who's the friend. Is that somebody who's close

27:52

to you or somebody who's an

27:53

is an acquaintance? Maybe it's a friend who

27:56

you just have, you know, you have, like, a

27:58

that relationship with. In other words, you

28:00

guys only connect on

28:02

that level. We

28:05

just bang these these checks together.

28:07

Yeah. Yeah. I see that Sunday. Yeah. That's how they

28:09

connect, you know. They're

28:10

not doing all the other stuff together. They're just,

28:12

like, rebanged together. How you fight this.

28:15

You just gotta be open. Like, I found the guy

28:17

that I'm cool with. Oh, what's

28:19

the worst thing that I

28:21

could say? Yay.

28:23

There's a better revised

28:25

day. You got to know. Long

28:28

and good night. It's gone. It's gone.

28:30

It's not. And good night.

28:33

This is the new version. I

28:37

don't like this form of music. I don't like

28:39

this form. No.

28:41

That's who I approval. No.

28:44

That's who you're getting. That's

28:45

who you're getting. No. This

28:47

is not my style of myth. I'm traditional. I'm

28:49

a trade myth.

28:49

What if I brought in a myth? Would that

28:52

be cool? Let

28:52

me just think who Robert Smith, but but I

28:55

like him young.

28:55

Well, yeah. It's not possible. No.

28:57

I know that. Yeah. Hold

28:59

on. Hold on. look

29:00

how cute he

29:02

was. Yeah.

29:04

I do a threesome with that guy.

29:06

It's like another

29:07

chick. That's

29:09

fine. Oh,

29:10

Peter Murphy? Peter

29:12

Murphy. You

29:13

can bang me. He's

29:14

in rehab right now, but maybe when he gets

29:16

out, that you'd

29:17

be done with? I love Peter Murphy.

29:19

Not Peter

29:20

Murphy. Old. Just Peter Murphy today. He's in

29:23

rehab. Yes. He's had a few things.

29:25

This

29:26

is

29:28

who you want. Put

29:30

look at the beard. I like him one of the that's right

29:32

before he went to rehab. Yeah. He's

29:34

great. So

29:34

you you know what? Peter

29:37

Murphy. Okay. He's Goth. He's

29:39

OGGoth like I like. I just wanna point out

29:41

the absolute swing in emotion that

29:43

took place where this is like, this

29:45

is not okay, then you're like, this is I

29:47

am down. Well,

29:49

I

29:49

was thinking three something with a woman. I know

29:51

a

29:51

woman. I can't do that. But you're but like the

29:53

men thing, you're not rejecting that idea at

29:56

all. No. No.

29:57

That guy's so intense. I don't

29:59

like that.

29:59

So would you you're down then with the with

30:02

de peeing then. Right?

30:05

Well,

30:07

no. What do you mean? No. Now, there's all these

30:10

fucking stupid rules. Maybe you're okay with your dick

30:12

grinding against another guy's dick? in

30:14

this situation. Yeah. Again,

30:16

the problem is,

30:19

who do you find that

30:19

you're comfortable? Don't worry about that. I'll

30:22

find him. How are you gonna

30:24

interview somebody? Who are

30:25

you comfortable with to DPMI with?

30:27

Will you just let it happen? I

30:29

am wondering I'm asking you a very practical

30:31

question. can we find

30:33

that

30:33

you'd be willing to DM me with?

30:35

There's a lot of variables here. Just

30:38

find someone

30:38

from the show. I'll just start looking through

30:41

the videos. The

30:42

Filipino guy.

30:44

The Filipino guy. The guy, the guy likes the

30:47

Philippines. So bring him He's so sad. Yeah. But he

30:49

won't be that day.

30:54

the Yeah.

30:56

It's

30:57

surprised I oh, let's

30:59

do some nice segue here.

31:02

Guys, are you in Biloxi, Mississippi?

31:04

Come see me at the over

31:06

Vaj resort in Casino November

31:07

eighteenth. And then the next night, November nineteenth,

31:09

I'm in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania at

31:11

the park's casino. Yeah.

31:13

And then Donia Beach.

31:16

Dang Donia Beach. November second

31:18

and

31:18

third Donia Beach at the improv. And

31:20

that's it for this year. I will be announcing my

31:23

for for next year shortly. Excite

31:25

and amazed. Amazing. I can't stop

31:27

crying. I'm like I think because my I'm

31:30

I'm tearing because my body rejects this idea

31:32

of us. Why are

31:34

you

31:34

rejecting this? I'm trying. Who

31:37

would you fuck me with? Will

31:39

you stop asking me the same

31:41

fucking question? Because it matters.

31:43

I just told you, I

31:45

don't. No yet. You know, you're so angry

31:47

with that red noise. You

31:49

look angrier

31:49

than ever. Yeah. It's like it's happening in

31:51

twenty minutes or something. Because I like

31:53

this discussion.

31:54

I like keep the ball going on this. I don't want you to drop

31:57

off. I don't. No.

31:59

Alright. I

32:00

will be. in

32:05

Santiago, Chile, Lima, Peru,

32:07

Mexico City, and then my

32:09

European tour, Budapest, Berlin,

32:11

Copenhagen, Oslo Paris, Athens, Proggs,

32:13

Iraq, Vienna, Barcelona, Madrid, Dublin,

32:15

Glasgow, Belfast, London, Birmingham,

32:17

Manchester, and Rekivik. Rekivik? Those

32:19

are some Bangor cities, Homi.

32:22

How fun? tamzi gore dot com

32:25

slash tour. Berlin. You know,

32:27

I love Berlin. Yeah. Hopefully,

32:28

this time in Budapest, she'll have an easier time

32:30

with it. should hook up with our friends

32:32

there, my friends. Oh, I

32:33

was thinking of my friend. Your porno,

32:35

the guy that wants you to think of porno. Oh, so

32:38

Freddie. What about that as a double

32:40

team?

32:40

should make hookup member or my friends. I

32:42

introduced you to them. What about Rocco? Okay.

32:47

Now you're

32:49

talking. You're talking about a professional.

32:51

Yeah.

32:51

A real pro. Oh my

32:52

god. Yes. A thousand times. Yes.

32:54

Yes. This

32:55

guy's perfect for a

32:56

three way. Yeah. Oh my god. I

32:59

love Rocco. he'd have to tell

33:00

you this. You wouldn't be the same after. I'll tell

33:02

you that. The problem with him is,

33:05

yeah, you're you're torn up.

33:07

You're gonna bleed. I'm gonna

33:09

bleed. Yeah. I'm gonna If

33:10

he goes in

33:11

my b hole Oh, but first

33:13

of all, he doesn't he doesn't not go in b

33:15

holes. Well, I know There is no

33:17

there is no no option for the b hole.

33:19

I can't I don't know.

33:21

I'm gonna

33:21

have to think about it now. Think

33:24

about it. I ask for you a legend? A

33:26

legend. He hasn't been consented yet,

33:28

Tom. He's down.

33:31

He is

33:31

down.

33:33

Trust me.

33:34

You're gonna

33:35

weep. Oh my god. That's

33:39

cool. Thanks. Is that what you want

33:40

for me? I mean, it would be fun to

33:43

watch. Okay.

33:45

He like a threesome now. You

33:48

fucking slut? Is that what

33:50

you're gonna say to me? Mhmm. Yeah.

33:52

Could you

33:52

imagine? He's fucking aggressive.

33:55

Having a three way with Rocco Sephretti --

33:57

Yeah. -- he is just a jack here. He'd

33:59

be like, okay. Tom,

33:59

you're done.

34:05

school is good. Be confident. Be confident. Oh

34:08

my god. Okay. Until

34:10

I coach you all, like, at all, like, at all. It

34:12

hurts. Yeah. And then you go, wow. He's like,

34:14

it's okay. It's okay. I'm

34:16

like, gosh. She's like, I really heard.

34:20

She's like, Now it doesn't.

34:22

You're like, no, it still does.

34:24

Oh, shit.

34:28

have you ever wanted to do a

34:30

mother and daughter? Like, has that ever

34:33

been a thing for you? Not

34:36

really. Yeah. That seems weird to me too. Yeah.

34:38

We've already discussed twins.

34:40

Yeah. Everybody wants to

34:42

fuck twins.

34:44

Yeah.

34:45

It went to be fun. Mother's Eve, and that's

34:47

not really a a real actual thing for me.

34:49

No. Mm-mm. Okay.

34:52

Yeah.

34:53

Just me and and

34:56

also Freddie is just kinda hanging

34:58

out. Life five. Life

34:59

five in each other.

35:02

Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh,

35:04

yeah. That would be

35:06

so hard. I wonder, but I

35:08

wonder if he bangs like that in real

35:11

life. or if that's

35:12

just the porno version. You know? I

35:14

mean, I think he has to get it out somewhere. I

35:16

think if he's not doing that real life,

35:18

he's doing it. somewhere because, yeah, he doesn't

35:21

you know, the dude is,

35:22

like, stepping on next and, like,

35:25

you know, like, he's back. He's

35:28

aggressive. He's a little

35:30

aggressive. Well then A

35:32

little. Yeah.

35:34

Okay. Yeah.

35:34

Maybe not Rocco then. I changed my mind. He's too aggressive,

35:36

babe. He's gonna hurt me.

35:41

babe.

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Yeah. I

38:10

don't know. Okay. Well, then you'll just

38:12

have to, like, figure it out, you know. You'll

38:15

have to think

38:15

about it. I'm surprised I

38:18

haven't had three some. I

38:19

feel like my twenties were such

38:22

a disaster. Oh, that

38:22

that would have been the area. Like,

38:24

I could have had some boyfriend. easily

38:26

talk me into some just destructive, emotionally

38:30

traumatizing,

38:30

sexual experience. The

38:34

worst threesome story

38:35

you can experience. Let's let's hear it. Which

38:37

is that two girls told me

38:39

they wanted to have

38:41

a threesome after Like,

38:44

well, one of them told me that her and the other guy, I know both of them. She's

38:46

like, we were gonna have a threesome with we wanna have

38:48

a threesome with you, like, x Knight.

38:51

like, a while ago, and I'm like,

38:53

okay. And she's like, yeah. I don't know.

38:55

We just we just

38:57

didn't end up calling you,

38:59

and we did end up having a threesome night with Woody

39:02

Harrellson. And

39:04

I'm like, why are you telling me this?

39:07

And she's like,

39:10

man. What do you

39:11

hear us and beat you to it?

39:14

But I First of all, I didn't know any of it. wasn't like

39:16

this was a story that I

39:18

she informed me of all of it. We wanted

39:20

to that night, we were

39:23

we wanted to find you. We wanted to do

39:25

this. And then ends up telling me we

39:27

ended up

39:27

doing it with Woody Hurls. Why even

39:30

tell me That's my point. It was so I was like, thanks

39:32

for telling you. Thanks for the story. Yeah. I

39:34

won't even say anything. Yeah. But you could've

39:36

had someone talk you into what

39:38

you think.

39:38

feel like, you know, my twenties were so dysfunctional. Mhmm.

39:40

Like, you make so many bad

39:43

decisions. That's you that

39:46

easily probably could have happened. It was

39:48

such a retard. That it's an

39:50

entire decade of retardery.

39:52

Like, you just make horrendous

39:55

fucking choices. Mhmm. Like, I

39:57

I mean, I'm surprised you can

39:59

survive those

39:59

that decade.

40:02

It's so fucking.

40:04

Can I

40:04

tell you I'll tell you the stupidest

40:06

shit I did in my twenties. Okay.

40:08

And I'm so, like, I'm

40:10

so embarrassed and ashamed even. Okay.

40:13

like oh

40:14

my god. So

40:16

I don't

40:16

wanna say it. I told you I

40:18

spit on some girl at a party. that

40:22

I was I thought she'd

40:23

hooked up with

40:24

my my on again, off again boyfriend.

40:27

Mhmm. And I

40:27

fucking threatened to beat her ass at

40:30

this party. and then I spit on her when she left she left party

40:32

because I was threatening her. And then when

40:34

she was walking away, I hung out the

40:36

window and I fucking spit on this chick.

40:42

Okay?

40:42

Okay. Now you go.

40:44

you know you that

40:48

That's

40:49

so embarrassing. Yeah. Well,

40:51

I

40:51

thought she hooked up with my

40:53

man. And you were wrong? Well,

40:54

they both deny it to

40:57

this day.

40:57

To this day. Yes. You've run it

40:59

up again? Yeah.

41:01

Well, because I'm still friends

41:03

with the

41:03

guy. Yeah. Like, we're,

41:04

you know, we're on middle aged

41:08

Yeah. Dork. So, yes, we've talked about it. He said no.

41:10

Still to this day denies,

41:12

but there was evidence.

41:14

Oh, okay. I

41:16

found I'll just tell you.

41:17

I found a pair of panties next to

41:19

his bed that did not

41:21

belong to me. and

41:23

but that was a party house in all fairness. It was it was

41:25

the party house. No. Then then it could have

41:27

been he could be telling the

41:29

truth. I know.

41:31

but on

41:32

this cheek. Yeah. That's pretty bad.

41:34

That's pretty bad. Why are

41:36

you on? It's okay. She

41:38

got really fat. So cool. No, I'm

41:41

happy. Like, she was cute

41:43

and I didn't want her to be cute anymore.

41:45

I didn't show up at and I was like,

41:47

And you're like, that's cool. We wouldn't fucking fucking insane.

41:50

Oh my

41:52

no. But they'll

41:56

have no fury, my friend. Okay. So

41:59

No. I don't have

41:59

I don't remember doing Never

42:02

threatened. Well, I

42:02

know one time you did. because

42:06

somebody insulted your

42:06

mother. Yeah. That was different. That's

42:09

different. That's different. One fact with your mom is

42:11

-- Yeah. -- a lifelong thing.

42:13

Yes. as long as you have that mom, he was like, alright.

42:16

Yeah. I can kill you.

42:18

Yeah.

42:18

I

42:20

mean, I think -- Oh my god. -- the most I used to think of

42:22

the most, like, lost

42:25

that I've done

42:26

that

42:28

era. I think it was two times.

42:30

One was, you know, when I was in college, I interned at

42:32

America's Most Wanted, and they

42:34

made

42:36

me basically I

42:37

was basically a free producer for them for

42:39

their spin off show, final justice.

42:41

I was making

42:44

episodes. like, a fernie producing epi for free.

42:46

And then when they hired me,

42:48

they gave me far less responsibilities

42:52

as a an employee

42:54

now. And I was, like,

42:56

losing my mind. Mhmm. because

42:58

I'm sitting around doing, like,

43:00

you know, not

43:01

nearly the amount of work. And I'm

43:03

like, this is the paid part. Like, I

43:05

was doing more work when I was and I just felt

43:07

like, what the fuck am I doing here?

43:09

And I knew that I had to so I

43:12

moved to LA, and

43:14

I didn't know what the fuck to do. Like LA, when

43:16

you arrive in LA, and you're like, the fuck do I

43:19

do here? Yeah. And I wanted to pursue,

43:21

you know, comedy in

43:22

some way. And I remember

43:24

a few years

43:25

in, I had

43:27

started doing standup. but I'm working

43:30

these post

43:32

jobs like logging and post coordinating.

43:34

Horrible. And I'm just

43:36

like I'm doing, like, month bringer show.

43:38

And I feel myself spiraling. I

43:41

mean, I'm staying up to,

43:44

like, I'm working graveyard shift staying up till, like, eight in the morning.

43:46

I'm eating, like,

43:49

bad food.

43:51

I'm not exercising just

43:54

gaining

43:54

weight, and I'm just like, I feel lost. Mhmm. And

43:56

I don't know what to do. That's what that's what I

43:58

think of when I think of the my twenties -- Oh,

44:00

yeah. -- is being lost like that. Lost.

44:03

Yeah. And not knowing what to do and not knowing

44:05

how to resolve it. And

44:08

then falling further

44:09

into the spiral by just like staying

44:11

in my cave Yep. So

44:14

just, like, drawing the blinds. Yeah.

44:16

isolating. I think that's why I

44:18

associate

44:19

video games. negatively. You know,

44:21

I don't actually dislike gaming.

44:24

But to me, I think

44:26

of the most

44:28

is then. Mhmm. It's when I was

44:30

the most lost, and

44:32

it was like my escape. So

44:35

I play video games till five point one,

44:37

like, four or five hours at a time, and then I

44:39

would be like, then you the

44:41

game's over and you're like, oh, I haven't

44:43

fucking done anything. you know. That is dark. Yeah. It

44:45

was a dark time where I felt

44:48

really lost. Same disease.

44:50

How

44:50

funny. So I same

44:53

Era

44:53

Era is like you

44:55

graduate from college and you're like, I

44:57

have this degree. What the fuck

44:59

do I do with my life.

45:02

Yeah. And then same thing, even though I'd

45:03

grown up in LA, I remember this

45:06

these wilderness years of, like, what do

45:08

I do? Do I go to law

45:10

school? I was unemployed one time for like it felt like

45:12

three months and I the same thing. I draw

45:14

the blinds every day, wake

45:16

up, latest shit, play I played

45:20

puzzle Bob. That was my video

45:21

game of choice. Mhmm. Hours. Until

45:24

five PM when

45:24

Roger Lodge came on with blind date,

45:27

that's the only thing that stop

45:29

me from playing puzzle bubble. It was

45:31

blind. Mhmm. And then I watched that go back to the

45:33

puzzle bubble, eat ice cream, smoke,

45:36

cigarettes. And I even had a neighbor, this

45:38

elderly woman, but downstairs and

45:40

she said to me one day, she goes, you know,

45:42

Christina, it's not healthy to stay inside all

45:44

day long. And I was like, how do you know what

45:46

I'm doing? And it was that thing too of, like, how do I get out of this?

45:48

I don't know what to do with my life. I

45:50

don't know. I don't know who I

45:52

wanna be. Maybe I'll go to law school, maybe I'll

45:54

take the

45:56

lsat. I studied started studying

45:57

for the lsat. I took the lsat. I got

45:59

into law school. I hated that. I dropped out of that. It

46:01

was, like, just chaos.

46:04

And and, you know, I'm trying to remember

46:05

how we get out of this, and I think it

46:07

was just one step at a time. Right? Yeah.

46:09

I

46:09

took a job at,

46:10

like, a bar, and then I started

46:14

working in a bar at nights. And then I was like, okay. I'll get an agent.

46:15

I'll audition for stuff. Then I audition

46:18

for things. That kinda did just do

46:20

anything when

46:21

you're in that. state. Right? Just do something. Get

46:23

a job. You gotta do something. Just do

46:25

something. Even I'd be friending

46:28

getting friends. like having a

46:29

friend that

46:31

that is not

46:33

exactly in the same mental

46:35

place you're in can be

46:37

like, oh, you

46:38

know, like, for me it was sickler, I think, Really? because

46:40

he, you know, he was a few years

46:42

older than me, and he had, you

46:45

know, he'd been working a little

46:46

bit longer, and I I would just, like, my

46:48

I would be like, oh, like, I feel like, oh,

46:50

this is, like, the world going over

46:53

to his place. You know? And

46:54

then, yeah, he kind of showed you what what the next step

46:56

is. Yeah. And but also, like, the hanging out because

46:58

I was just, like, isolating. I would isolate

47:01

Oh, me too. And then I would yeah. Hang out with him. And then we

47:03

do yeah. We talk about comedy and then we would do

47:05

shows together. So that would be like, oh, and I would

47:08

befriend him and, like, full charge and,

47:10

you know, that circle. And that kinda

47:12

brought me out of that funk, but

47:13

I

47:14

did feel lost, you know. Me too

47:16

for about three years. And then

47:18

when I was twenty six, I started

47:20

Tanger.

47:20

Yeah. And then all you guys

47:22

came into my world That's full charge

47:24

and you and Ryan and all

47:27

that crew. Yeah. Even like the horrors I

47:29

was with in that era were not like

47:31

they didn't make me feel like

47:33

I'm out of this Rut. You know?

47:35

They were just, you know, deposit boxes based.

47:37

Oh my god.

47:41

Well, I

47:44

was living

47:46

with a guy at the time. Mhmm. And I was

47:48

still in this darkness And

47:51

I

47:51

remember what girls do is they we throw our energy into

47:53

the other

47:53

person -- Mhmm. -- instead

47:56

of, like,

47:57

focusing on ourselves You're

47:59

like, you don't

47:59

wanna fix him. He's and then you're

48:01

like, oh, god. When you learn that that's

48:04

not the way out either. He's part of

48:06

life, though,

48:08

learning. because that

48:09

guy ain't gonna solve my fucking my problems are in there.

48:11

Oh my goodness. Yeah.

48:13

What a

48:14

dark time. It's

48:16

just

48:16

the worst time. Mhmm. Thank god. I wouldn't

48:18

go back

48:19

to my twenties for all

48:20

the money in the world. No. No. I wouldn't

48:22

wanna relive that either. I

48:24

think the forties are good. Thirties, like by

48:26

your mid

48:27

thirties, you've got shit figured out.

48:29

Maybe. Maybe. Not

48:32

everybody.

48:32

But I feel like we were on

48:34

our way. Like, once we had

48:36

our first child, I was thirty

48:38

eight. Yeah. That's late there. Great. It's

48:40

fucked. Yeah. Yeah.

48:41

Then you just get a sense of calmness,

48:44

like, when you're Yeah.

48:46

Well,

48:47

there's also,

48:50

you know, get easy.

48:52

Guy, oh, thank you. Yeah. Okay.

48:54

Okay. Are you such a fucking weekend? Or

48:56

you know what I mean? Or has developed

48:58

a pretty large following, all across America.

49:00

And a funny man was sharing some pretty colorful opinions about our home

49:02

and city of Erie. It all came in a

49:04

recent podcast that had Joe Hogan

49:07

laughing. Take a look. I

49:10

hate Erie, Pennsylvania so much.

49:12

Erie, Pennsylvania. such a up a bunch

49:14

of losers. It's a depressed down

49:16

with a depressed economy. And if

49:18

you live there, you don't get a

49:20

zero. Just get out.

49:22

Yes. Just

49:24

get out.

49:24

Yeah. And Joe Rogen's reaction with the wide

49:27

eyes. It's kind of a lot of folks' reaction

49:29

this morning. Our Meghan Schlinski is joining us live

49:31

in the newsroom with -- More nights. -- more nights.

49:33

nights of era, feels this about Erie.

49:35

Good morning, Megan. Good morning. Well, Mark Russo, many people had very

49:37

different reactions to seeing that clip.

49:39

But the question

49:42

is why? Why does Tom Segarra feel this way? Well,

49:44

this is a long standing opinion

49:48

of his. Tom Segura

49:50

has been vocal about his favorite for

49:52

Erie. But why? Why?

49:54

Just hate Erie? What

49:56

happened here? The next day? to

49:58

depress down. with a depressed

49:59

economy. And if you

50:02

live there, you know you're at a

50:04

zero. According

50:04

to Dave

50:05

Litch Junior, who is the owner of Junior's

50:08

last last time of Seguerra's visit, there was a large group that was

50:10

attending a show and they

50:12

requested that

50:12

Tom do a clean performance.

50:14

it

50:16

started, I think, I don't know, ten ten eleven

50:19

years ago. Mhmm. He had been

50:21

into comedy club. And there was one

50:23

particular show that a a

50:25

group had bought a big lot of tickets, and I brought him over

50:27

to the team, asked him if we

50:29

could kinda go tone it down

50:31

for that show. He actually

50:34

he did and he did a great job. First

50:36

of all, I have to interrupt here because

50:38

it

50:38

he's only telling a

50:41

partial truth here. was the club

50:44

policy. The club's policy

50:46

was clean comedy only. So

50:49

I'm just at my point I'm not

50:51

saying it's the reason for this, but what

50:53

he's saying is only a half truth.

50:55

So when when

50:57

the when the that gig

50:58

that he's talking about. I don't remember meeting this guy, but

51:00

I'm just saying that it was

51:02

owned by a woman and her husband

51:04

was the bartender and she was

51:07

the and she, like, clean comedy. So when I got called, first

51:09

time I worked there, I worked there as a

51:11

feature and, you know, you do twenty minutes

51:14

clean. I was like, okay. And then I got booked

51:16

to headline there. and they

51:18

tell you that it has to

51:20

be clean

51:21

over and I mean --

51:23

Mhmm. -- when it when you're Asian books, so you

51:25

guys can you're like, yeah. if you

51:27

accept that you're doing it. Yeah. When they pick you from the airport, they're like, you

51:29

know, you gotta

51:29

be clean. Right? And you're like, yeah. You guys told me when I

51:31

booked a gig. you

51:33

get the club, they're like,

51:34

you know, it's gotta be clean. And I go, yes.

51:36

They just tell you over and over

51:38

and over. So I'm just pointing out

51:41

that it wasn't a group, it was the

51:43

club. Does their politics club was this as

51:45

clean comedy. Okay.

51:46

Segarra shared us somewhere count of

51:48

that night at juniors when he made a guest appearance on a recent podcast titled

51:51

That might be drunk. So that clean

51:53

thing came from this woman who bought the

51:55

club and her husband would

51:58

work the bar -- Yep. -- and he would, like, please say, you gotta be clean.

52:00

You know? You guys have said it's, like, eight times,

52:02

man. Yeah. And then I remember I

52:04

did a set where I worked clean. I did

52:06

a clean forty five

52:08

or whatever it was then. And then

52:10

when I got off stage, the lady

52:12

goes, did you say Oh,

52:14

what did you say? Oh, still

52:15

did you say penis? Oh, but And I

52:18

go, that's anatomically correct. Yeah. She was

52:20

like Okay. Okay. I'm like,

52:22

is it

52:22

this is the degree to which we're talking

52:24

about this. by Megan to, you know, dig into

52:26

this one, go back and find out some of the backstory.

52:29

This is just the junior front. unreal.

52:32

I know. gosh, even

52:34

hearing that, it feels like there's gotta be more to it,

52:36

that level of anger. You know?

52:37

Yes. And the reaction that Megan has That's a

52:39

little bit over the top

52:40

local leaders, you don't wanna miss. So be sure

52:42

to stay with us at

52:43

six thirty. Local leaders.

52:46

David Walker. Yeah. It's to describe our home in

52:49

good conditions this morning, at least when you take a look at what's

52:51

coming down out the door. It's something else out there. I

52:53

have for Tom, the reason he's so

52:55

mad is because he wasn't voted in the top ten

52:57

of the sexy's bald man a lot.

53:00

That's what I'm here.

53:02

Burn David

53:04

Walter. David Walter, you're gonna get it, man.

53:06

You did not. David

53:08

Walter, eighty seven. Check your

53:10

social media in about an hour now.

53:14

You're gonna get the full G treatment.

53:16

Erie News now is

53:19

on our radar.

53:22

Okay. Well, I took that clip to one of our elected

53:24

officials to see exactly how he reacted

53:26

to hearing what's the girl's business here in

53:28

Pennsylvania.

53:32

At least I'm

53:34

laughing. Something he's funny.

53:36

Others, not so much. Just

53:38

get out. Get out. But if you

53:41

born a

53:41

place like that. You're doomed.

53:44

Yeah. Jesus Christ.

53:47

I didn't find

53:49

it funny at all. Eerie's a wonderful place to live.

53:51

I feel blessed. I've lived here my whole life. Of course,

53:53

you're still in marriage. I love it. Yeah.

53:55

Everybody in my family loves it and

53:57

everybody I work with. It

53:59

loves it. Alright, mayor.

54:00

You get reelected, I got it.

54:03

We asked mayor Joe Shumber. Now that he

54:05

knows how it's a girl feels about

54:07

Erie. What would he say to Tom if he had the chance? I'd say, Tom,

54:09

just spend an hour with me. Let me really show

54:11

you what Erie is

54:14

all about. so you can appreciate world

54:16

about how great Erie is. However,

54:18

not everyone who saw the clip from

54:22

the comments

54:22

outrageous. Yeah. To laugh at yourself sometimes. So that's

54:24

funny. I mean, he's funny. Thank

54:27

you. Police Department

54:28

cuba here officer apartment

54:30

Leary gets he

54:32

gets

54:32

it. He got

54:33

it. Rob?

54:35

Thanks, Rob.

54:36

This is hilarious. This is so controversial

54:39

in Leary News now. I

54:41

cannot I'm thrilled to hear that comment, Megan. Two members of the

54:43

Erie Police Department. Those are the ones who were kinda leaning

54:45

on the funny side.

54:47

Yes. They they felt that,

54:50

you know, he's still trying to make fun

54:52

of earring. It's his job as a

54:54

comedian to make jokes,

54:56

so didn't take it to heavy heartedly like our

54:58

mayor did. A lot of people

55:00

take it

55:00

differently. Interesting, though. People the salaries

55:02

paid by the

55:03

people of City of Erie to

55:05

protect and serve the people. Oh, you're having

55:07

that

55:07

happen. Meghan Celeste.

55:10

Yeah.

55:10

Wow.

55:12

It's a good job of the cops. Yeah.

55:14

Your job is just terrible. Okay. I

55:16

I think I think Mark

55:18

is the one

55:20

who's set.

55:20

Mark Holiday is not happy. Mark is is providing this

55:22

hard hitting news. I think Mark is

55:24

the one who's got the the

55:27

stuck in his cross. Yeah. Guys, what's his Twitter

55:29

handle Mark Sullivan hearing news? I

55:31

don't know. Wait. Where

55:32

is Megan reporting from? She's

55:35

just next door.

55:36

She's right there. She's in the studio. Yes.

55:38

Why don't I have to choose to make it live?

55:40

She's live from the newsroom.

55:42

Right. That's so silly. Yeah. Live

55:44

is Like, you know you know what this was funny about

55:46

live? We learned this when you're when

55:49

you're a high level cam major

55:51

like I was. Yeah. is

55:53

that they do

55:56

lives. Right?

55:56

And you go, like, it's it's supposed to be like,

55:58

you go, like, oh, this is

55:59

live. Lot hearing that it's live makes you

56:02

go, like, This is more important. Yeah. And this is, like, in the moment. And

56:04

then the piece that they show you

56:06

is pre taped. Right. Right? Like, all it says

56:08

pre taped. So you

56:10

don't have to be live for any part

56:12

of it. It can just all be pretax. It's a

56:14

package. And and just air that

56:16

package, but they're like, we're going

56:18

live now. to Meghan Zelensky in the newsroom. Meghan, and she's here's

56:20

the piece I already shot. That's it.

56:22

That's all she does, live.

56:25

and they

56:25

could have put Megan in an exciting

56:28

location. This looks like she's in the head. It looks

56:30

like a light hit her in the head

56:32

because look at the look at how it's laying

56:34

behind her. there's

56:36

there's huge shadows. She's like,

56:38

oh, she might have been AYMH

56:40

earlier in the day. She's

56:42

reporting from, like, the office

56:44

supplies There's a coffee report. There's

56:46

a coffee machine behind it. I

56:48

know. And there's a shit hanging in. Why can't

56:50

they like that better? I don't know. Pardon me

56:52

again. Well, look. I

56:54

accept the mayor's offer to spend an

56:56

hour together. Oh, no. I'm just

56:58

putting that out there, mayor.

57:00

I accept I will I will

57:02

come out with a crew and I will spend an

57:04

hour with you

57:06

and

57:06

we will talk about Erie and we'll

57:08

go back and forth on,

57:10

you know, what you

57:10

like, what I don't like, and we'll see if we

57:12

can get somewhere. III really want I

57:16

want us to,

57:18

you

57:18

know, find a way to heal. Good job, Tom.

57:20

Yeah. I wanna heal. Sounds like you're gonna have to

57:22

take, like, four planes to get there. I don't think Erie

57:24

has an airport. I don't fly

57:27

Oh,

57:30

boy. Erie.

57:34

Erie is fired up at you, Tom. The community

57:36

is is just completely

57:38

frothy at the at

57:40

the mouth

57:40

of I'm very excited about this news

57:42

news. I can't

57:43

believe this is

57:45

me. I mean,

57:46

between this episode has

57:49

the Philippines. Rocco joining us

57:51

in a threesome. The eerie

57:52

news story. This is an

57:54

auto classic way. Bing. A light hit me in the face. This

57:57

doesn't get any better than this. You

57:59

look

57:59

amazing. Thanks.

58:02

Yeah. Yeah. You're bleeding

58:04

under you know, your nose is bleeding. I

58:06

don't. I'm I'm pissed off. And you're

58:08

right. I don't care. Okay.

58:11

yeah Yeah. Yeah. Can I pee really

58:13

quick? Yeah. Why don't we take a break and we'll be back

58:15

with our guests? And we're back, and

58:17

he

58:17

just announced his new

58:19

tour, the fat Rascal Tours,

58:22

Davros. Thanks for coming in, man. Take

58:24

care for having me. Yeah. I'm pumped. I'm

58:26

nervous. I'm playing some big rooms. Are

58:28

you? It's not gonna work. It's it's not gonna

58:30

work, you know. So when you're like, you're like, oh, shit.

58:32

Shit's going good, you know. Yeah. I'm scared. It's

58:35

well, that's that's good though. That means

58:37

that you it it matters to

58:39

you and that, I mean, you're gonna do great, but having no nerves

58:41

is fucking weird. Yeah. Yeah.

58:43

For sure. Exactly. products.

58:45

Those are yeah. The thing is that the people who have

58:48

no nerves don't end up playing those rooms. That's

58:50

true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's

58:52

absolutely correct. you're like, okay,

58:54

buddy. Like, that's the same guy that likes listening

58:56

to his set. Of course. Of course. You're like,

58:58

you're a fucking crazy person. Yeah. No. because

59:00

it's just like my when you,

59:01

like, grow up poor, your dreams are so

59:04

attainable. You know what I mean? So it's

59:06

like, I maxed out my dreams, like,

59:08

four years ago. Yeah. I was like, shit's

59:10

good. Keep going. like, no joke. I grew

59:12

up in Baltimore. I was like, I just want a

59:13

headline, McGubbies joke out. So that was,

59:16

like and shout out to McGubbies. I love, you

59:18

know, I love that club. But it

59:20

was, like, I just literally wanted to be, like, a road headline of the

59:22

maid fifteen hundred dollars. Yeah. Sure. And I

59:24

was, like, fucking that's it. Dude,

59:26

and now you know, like, I quit my

59:28

fur the first time I quit my job, I made four

59:30

thousand dollars doing comedy. I was like,

59:32

this is it. I

59:32

quit my job. And I was like,

59:35

and I to get a job, like, you know, a month later. But

59:37

I that's how that's how, like,

59:39

that's what I thought success was. I'm just

59:42

so I'm, like, now I'm scared that I

59:44

there's actual stakes. When I got a manager, I got a manager in two

59:46

thousand seven. Yeah. And it was

59:48

a big management company. Mhmm. And

59:51

the next day. He's like, hey, you haven't I got you

59:53

an audition for this movie with Eddie

59:55

Murphy. So I just

59:56

that's all he got me an audition. I quit

1:00:00

my job. And then I told him,

1:00:01

I was like, yeah, I quit my job. He

1:00:03

goes, why? I go. I'm gonna be

1:00:06

in orbit. What do you

1:00:08

mean why? I'm

1:00:10

asking for an Eddie Murphy thing. Yeah. Yeah. And there's, like, twelve

1:00:12

hundred people. Yeah. It's like,

1:00:14

oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's too late. That's

1:00:18

awesome. Respect. please. It's so funny. I I

1:00:19

just wanted to say that I am a huge I've been a huge fan of you

1:00:21

for so long. Thank you. Yoursavvy baby.

1:00:23

I call yousavvy baby. Is it? It

1:00:25

was asavvy baby.

1:00:28

Stubby baby on Instagram, Stubby baby two. I have been

1:00:30

a longtime admirer of your Instagram in

1:00:32

my account. That

1:00:33

means a lot. I

1:00:35

even reference you in

1:00:37

my act. I don't That's awesome. That's awesome. An

1:00:40

adult

1:00:40

baby diaper wear.

1:00:42

That's me. I'm here. That's true.

1:00:44

I'm sure if those of you know. Oh my god.

1:00:46

That's huge. Yes.

1:00:47

Because I didn't know it was a joke at

1:00:49

first.

1:00:49

Of course. Yeah. I did. Yes. There was

1:00:52

there's there's something really funny that happened in my

1:00:54

career where, like, the steps are hilarious where

1:00:56

it's, like, you know, At

1:00:56

first, it was like, you know, I was just like a solid comic from from Baltimore that

1:00:59

I would open for Bobby Kelly and Tom Papa.

1:01:01

And then for a stretch,

1:01:03

I was like, un fat

1:01:05

naked man on the Internet. Sure. Like, a year and a half.

1:01:07

Where I was like, no one really knew I did

1:01:09

comedy. I wasn't, like, on the road a

1:01:11

lot. There's nothing to and people

1:01:13

were like, this is just a guy. They were just like, yeah. And

1:01:15

I was in that was you. Yeah. I was in, like Yeah.

1:01:17

We reamned when I don't think you knew I did stand

1:01:20

up. Like, I tried to get on the show, and I think

1:01:22

you thought was like, some mentally ill man. And you guys are

1:01:24

basically perfect. Exactly. This

1:01:26

is exactly That was gonna be the cool guy

1:01:28

club, you know. And then

1:01:30

but And then, like, I think, later

1:01:32

on, I was, like, oh, like which which

1:01:34

was a problem because for a while, people just did

1:01:36

not know. I was a stand up comedian. And

1:01:38

most of my DMs were, like, horny

1:01:40

Indian gay men. We're like you know from, like, from India.

1:01:43

Dealing it, like, god. Yeah. Dude,

1:01:45

so many guys beating off in

1:01:47

my DM's brain. The the only the only, like,

1:01:50

sexually aggressive messages I've

1:01:52

ever received are for men. Yeah.

1:01:55

I can't ever No. You've got a specific look. You know,

1:01:57

you know, two bears, you guys know what you're doing. We know what

1:01:59

we're doing. Yeah. But it is pretty keep going deeper in the

1:02:02

Yeah. This is not even No. We're Right.

1:02:06

Yeah. You guys

1:02:06

have to see initially what made me fall in line. Yeah. You

1:02:08

have to go deep. Unfortunately, algorithm has

1:02:10

forced me to do and actually, weirdly,

1:02:12

it helped my career because that's the other

1:02:14

thing. fat gay,

1:02:16

possibly gay naked man. Then I my

1:02:18

you know, I was on a podcast come down for a while. That blew

1:02:20

me up to a little while ago. And then

1:02:22

and then it was, like, all

1:02:24

the pictures which I love, Christina, where it was,

1:02:27

like, you know There we go.

1:02:29

That's amazing. Yes. And even

1:02:31

that is, like, just an advertiser. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the it's

1:02:33

Starvey baby two because Starvey baby

1:02:36

one was taken down for

1:02:38

showing balls. I was Yeah.

1:02:40

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did a

1:02:42

Christmas shoot. A Christmas thing

1:02:44

where it looked like Rudolph was sucking

1:02:46

my dick. Right. Where you could just see

1:02:48

the red glow. I was just like, oh, fuck. And it

1:02:50

was just like the red glow was just bouncing off

1:02:52

my tits. And I think that got me

1:02:55

taken off taken off That'll do it. Yeah. But

1:02:57

for me, it was

1:02:58

your coquette ish --

1:03:00

Thank you. --

1:03:00

bad boy poses, like, you'd always

1:03:03

have a finger in Absolutely. Oh, no.

1:03:05

Not me. No.

1:03:06

Absolutely. There's no reason

1:03:08

a fat man can't be a little slut.

1:03:11

Yes. That's kinda my That's not even

1:03:13

it. No. Don't even close. You gotta go

1:03:15

real deep. Go deep. Yeah. So it's

1:03:17

almost there. We're almost there. But

1:03:18

see, I knew you had Something's

1:03:21

too close.

1:03:21

Now keep going, dude. We're getting close though. This is where it starts

1:03:23

I mean, I knew it when I saw you and I

1:03:25

was like, this guy's got it. Oh, thank

1:03:27

you so much.

1:03:28

Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:30

And you're right. When you DM me, I was like, I love you, but I

1:03:32

don't know what's happening. Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:34

Yeah. And I can I can I can tell.

1:03:36

Yeah. I'm like Which is okay.

1:03:38

don't wanna promise this guy, like, anything -- Of course. -- you could

1:03:40

be severely mentally ill. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want

1:03:42

this man in my home. Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:46

No. It

1:03:46

was purely and the whole when I started the

1:03:48

when I started the Instagram, the whole idea was

1:03:50

like, what would I send a woman

1:03:52

I'm trying to have sex

1:03:54

with? and that was that was You yours.

1:03:56

It's like, let's put that vibe out there, you

1:03:58

know. So that was your prototype. So

1:03:59

how did

1:04:00

the diaper come in?

1:04:02

I think the diaper was just one vibe,

1:04:04

you know. We How liberating is a diaper

1:04:07

to wear it. It's it's it's it's Yeah.

1:04:09

I've never pissed anyone. It's been a problem.

1:04:11

Oh, man. Oh, wow. Okay. sorry to, like I

1:04:13

feel like I'm telling you guys Santa Claus isn't real right now. all good. Where it's like I

1:04:15

didn't actually shit myself in diapers. I was just

1:04:17

gonna do it. And

1:04:19

also a tooth, you didn't have a front tooth. You were

1:04:21

missing a tooth. I

1:04:21

did not have a tooth for years. Yeah.

1:04:24

And that

1:04:24

really landed itself to something special

1:04:26

with the diaper and the toothless.

1:04:29

Thank you. The greatest the

1:04:31

greatest regret I have in my life is that now

1:04:33

I just during the pandemic, I grew my hair up, but

1:04:35

I had a tooth. And the fact that I'll never

1:04:37

be toothless with a bald ponytail is one of the

1:04:39

biggest regrets in life. That's a path to Which

1:04:41

was the situation was mis front

1:04:45

that were right there. Right. Yeah. The whole

1:04:47

thing. The whole the whole fucking thing. So did

1:04:49

you get an implant? I have an implant

1:04:51

now. Yeah. That's that's a pain in the Yeah.

1:04:53

These are some vintage pictures. This is kinda like the era. Now

1:04:55

how did you knock your there we go. We're getting closed so

1:04:57

long. Yeah. You're getting hot. Yeah.

1:05:00

There's a piece of comment too. Right? Yeah.

1:05:02

That's what boy Mateo. Mateo.

1:05:04

Yeah. He's hilarious. But I

1:05:05

will say, actually, I he

1:05:08

was never new on the air before me, and I was

1:05:10

like, let's get in there. And of course, he's

1:05:11

one of the sexiest men of all time. So he

1:05:14

blew up immediately. Yeah. He had, like, four hundred

1:05:16

thousand followers, and I was right. It was hovering around nine

1:05:18

k at the time. Yeah. And but I was, like,

1:05:20

alright. Well, know, I kinda gave you the

1:05:22

idea to be naked. That's that's

1:05:23

the relaunch right there. That's the relaunch.

1:05:26

So, yeah, the sexual phoenix rose from

1:05:28

the ashes. And

1:05:31

they tried to keep me down, but stop me baby twos

1:05:34

back. Yeah. That's very

1:05:36

original, though. You leaned into this, you know.

1:05:38

Yeah. I

1:05:40

I just I always have it's this weird thing where it's like, you know Oh,

1:05:42

yeah. Me more dope. I should probably take that down. That could

1:05:44

-- Yeah. -- get me back and probably get you better. That

1:05:46

looks honestly.

1:05:48

That looks like I'm cohercing a young boy to And the

1:05:50

expression on his face is not

1:05:52

like I'm wearing on this. looks

1:05:57

like it's like Holy fuck. I'm glad we did this because

1:05:59

I have this Instagram account is important

1:06:02

to me right now. I can't get this paid. Okay. It

1:06:04

looks like I just traffic to

1:06:06

Filipino boy in that picture? Yeah.

1:06:07

Like those, I love you with the

1:06:10

sunflower, and I love you with the

1:06:11

ice cream. Yes. That's a that's classic.

1:06:14

iconic. Yes, Kevin.

1:06:16

Just really good work. Thank you. Solid.

1:06:18

Solid. Did any were there

1:06:21

ever chicks Oh, yeah. Oh, they were. No. And they loved

1:06:23

it. Oh, big time. For sure. Not as

1:06:25

much as guys. Right. Obviously, like

1:06:27

men obviously more men would have sucked me

1:06:29

off and more easily. but So

1:06:31

so there

1:06:32

weren't women that went. I love

1:06:34

your vibes. I love the decorators.

1:06:36

It's a conference for sure. Yeah. Like,

1:06:38

there was there was once I was in I

1:06:40

was on I was on the road, and I

1:06:42

just assumed because, like, once

1:06:44

you get even this much famous, like,

1:06:46

even, like, you go viral. Like, not even, like, you know, like podcasting

1:06:49

fame, which is nothing. Right? It's

1:06:51

just, like, like, not on your guys'

1:06:53

level, but

1:06:53

when, like, our podcast started

1:06:55

taking off my old podcast, mentally ill

1:06:57

women would wanna have sexually, you know, just

1:07:00

because they would. because it's like, oh, I've heard of him.

1:07:02

Yeah. I'll suck anyone off. I'll suck

1:07:04

him off. you know, like, that was the

1:07:06

vibe. And so and so that's a guy. I know it's a

1:07:08

self hockey stick. Sure. I assume

1:07:10

and I was on tour once, and I just

1:07:14

assumed this girl was

1:07:15

like, you know yeah. That's that was that was that

1:07:16

was taken in in Tokyo. Yeah. legit.

1:07:18

You could it looks like it

1:07:21

could be anywhere, That's ridiculous. Yeah. That's what I like

1:07:23

to say. a very low grade USO

1:07:26

show. I was doing, like, marine bases, like, the

1:07:28

lowest possible to funny business. It

1:07:30

was, like, I made seven

1:07:32

hundred Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I made seven hundred fifty

1:07:34

dollars for the whole thing.

1:07:36

Jesus. They're like, hey. We're taking you to Tokyo

1:07:38

and it's like, alright. I was

1:07:40

again, That's what that was the exact error when I made for grand and quit my job.

1:07:42

So I was like, seven fifty. Yeah. And I get to go

1:07:44

to Japan. I'm robbing them. Yeah.

1:07:48

And, thank god, I was with an awesome comic. This guy, Ben

1:07:50

Washburn,

1:07:50

very funny who he's like he was

1:07:52

like an ex Mormon. He's not

1:07:54

like, This was a good This

1:07:56

one's amazing. And

1:07:56

this is the essence of you.

1:07:58

Yeah. It's

1:07:59

so sloppy. Yet Harkins to, like,

1:08:01

an old

1:08:03

East Coast vibe. Mhmm. It's kinda g g

1:08:05

aleny, a little weirdo guy in the

1:08:07

world. love that. I'm glad that you liked this

1:08:09

one because some people really could not -- Good. --

1:08:11

really hated this really? Oh, yeah. because they thought it was

1:08:13

a little too grotesque. No. Never. The the savory Oh, look.

1:08:16

Imagine how the

1:08:18

Christina p's. See? Yeah. There

1:08:21

we go. See, these are your bona fees. You're

1:08:23

if I get a fan

1:08:26

for way back. I love

1:08:28

it. Yeah. This is

1:08:30

real proof. Yeah. Well, we just don't know that. It says the year Two thousand nineteen. Okay. Yeah.

1:08:37

Can I smell different than

1:08:39

what? Yeah. No. No. It

1:08:41

was the yeah.

1:08:44

This this is the golden age. But is

1:08:46

this really is subdued a lesson in confidence for people. Oh, I understand. Well, that's

1:08:48

the right thing.

1:08:51

It's just, like, I also Mhmm. It kinda

1:08:53

started as joke because it was, like, you know, not to be too fucking, you

1:08:55

know, commenting on

1:08:58

on,

1:08:58

like, you know, too

1:09:01

much shit with media representation and stuff. But it was like, at

1:09:03

first, I was like, let me just put a fat man

1:09:05

in the position any hot

1:09:07

woman would be. Yes.

1:09:10

In advertising and no if that's

1:09:12

a hot woman in any of those pictures, no one reads

1:09:15

those as a joke. Right? Right. But it's the simple

1:09:17

fact that a fat man is in there

1:09:19

-- Yeah. -- it's hilarious. That was that was, like,

1:09:21

a a critique of, like, this is, like, fat people are a joke in society.

1:09:23

You know what I mean? It's like

1:09:27

and hot women can't they they're all

1:09:29

automatically sex objects where it's like a batmanage this stuff, you know. And then I

1:09:31

was like and it started as kind of that. But then I

1:09:33

was like, these are fun ish shit to do. Sure. And

1:09:35

then it was like, why

1:09:38

don't I just, like, override the joke thing?

1:09:40

And then I realized, for some people

1:09:42

know, they are actually finding you. They

1:09:44

do wanna fuck you. Yeah. That's It's

1:09:46

like another layer too. It's another layer and it was like

1:09:49

and then I was like, let's fucking write it out. I like

1:09:51

doing these. These are fun. I was getting my Dick sucked off

1:09:53

it. And I was like, let's keep going. Which is do that.

1:09:55

Which is my guiding light. You know what I mean? You start doing

1:09:57

anything. It's I was funny when I was

1:09:59

in high school i in high school cause because

1:10:02

I that's the only way girls would, you know, pay attention to

1:10:04

me. Yeah. No worries. That's the only way.

1:10:06

And so it just kind of kept

1:10:09

building into there is this kind of

1:10:11

fascinating other side. So nobody, like, really wants

1:10:13

to break this down or or, like,

1:10:15

give them. But

1:10:17

a really attractive woman can't

1:10:19

post a photo without it

1:10:20

being sexualized. A hundred percent. You know, it's

1:10:22

like and like, no one goes like, oh,

1:10:24

I feel bad for you. I'm not saying you should,

1:10:27

but it is interesting that, like, she

1:10:29

basic if you're, like, a fucking ten -- Yeah. -- you have to wear, like, a

1:10:31

parka to both for people for not to be, like, what's going

1:10:33

on? And if they

1:10:35

if they aren't gonna

1:10:38

if if especially if they're new and it's

1:10:40

not sexualized, it has to be grotesque. Right. You have to

1:10:42

make people be, like, disgusting. Yeah. I am gonna

1:10:45

block this part of the picture and only look at her tits when I jack off

1:10:47

to this. You know what I mean? Like, that's the kind of shit. Yeah. So, yeah, it was it started

1:10:49

as kinda like a little

1:10:51

artsy statement thing. And

1:10:54

then I was like, who gives us You're like, I'm getting my dick's

1:10:57

idea. Yeah. What a

1:10:59

wonderful lesson in

1:11:01

turning your quote your weakness into your

1:11:04

strength. And I that's always the greatest thing

1:11:06

is when you can take the thing that you've

1:11:08

been maybe made fun of in life or

1:11:10

whatever and flip it, and and make it yours. It's

1:11:12

just charisma. It's a people want to call fat

1:11:14

people. That's the other thing. Yeah. It's like they

1:11:17

you know, it's like They are they are like They

1:11:20

are very like, you know, fat people you

1:11:22

get a lot of hate, but it's like it

1:11:24

is that secret thing or it's

1:11:26

like, nah. I think I wanna fuck that. You know what I mean? Like like guys

1:11:28

do this with fat girls all the time where it's

1:11:30

like, they don't admit they wanna there's plenty

1:11:33

of fat girls Like, if you don't wanna fuck a fat girl,

1:11:35

you're not. You're lying or you're gay. You know what

1:11:37

I mean? Those are the two things. Yeah. Like, every

1:11:39

closet guy, when they pretend to fuck girls,

1:11:41

it's never a fat girl. And it's like that in the closet. Sure. If

1:11:43

all you've dated is tense, if you never saw some girl and you're like,

1:11:46

I don't know what the fuck's going on, but I need

1:11:48

to get it. I need to fucking

1:11:50

hold on to some love handles right now.

1:11:52

you're gay. It's like and so and so I

1:11:54

just I just and for me, it's just that I

1:11:56

like big girls too. I don't I haven't

1:11:59

dated many. It's more of, like, a

1:12:02

geometry problem for me than anything else. I

1:12:04

don't have the penis for two bellies. But if

1:12:06

I did, I'd be all in there, you

1:12:08

know. And it's like and I think manifed

1:12:10

easier, obviously, like the sitcom trope of, like, you know,

1:12:13

the big fat stews -- Sure. -- and the and

1:12:15

the hot woman. But it's, like, that

1:12:17

also is just

1:12:18

it is true. Like, there is just something

1:12:20

too -- There is. -- you know, wanting

1:12:22

a big fat, you know, doofus who believes in

1:12:24

himself -- Yeah. -- you. Yeah. It's true. It's

1:12:26

true. But that is also they want a little too much like There's like, you know, like a lot of girls are

1:12:28

into me because I think there's some, like, dad shit,

1:12:30

daddy shit in there, but it's also, like,

1:12:35

You don't wanna do that all the

1:12:35

time. It's getting sending a signal. Oh, sure.

1:12:38

Yeah. Yeah. But All

1:12:39

redface wants

1:12:42

me to know. Okay. You're right. I'm really surprised by his Yes. I didn't

1:12:44

wanna bring it up. I don't know if he's

1:12:46

just a size one. Let's make it real.

1:12:49

Be a motherfucker on the couch of mine. I'm all

1:12:51

about mine. Is he having sex right now? Yeah. I'm a total hell

1:12:53

of treated, like, goal of worst the grounds

1:12:55

you walk on?

1:12:59

I'm your man. he's terrifying. Yeah. He does he

1:13:01

always does videos like that too. It's pretty cool, you know. He's --

1:13:03

Right. -- been on a month

1:13:06

ago. real. Probably real.

1:13:08

Good. God

1:13:09

damn beautiful fucking bitches out here. She wouldn't be fucking shit, man. Help me understand. Y'all have

1:13:11

to look for some

1:13:14

solid, solid, fucking work. That's

1:13:18

prison talk. Yeah. And I'm so mad. solid.

1:13:21

Yeah. I'm solid of shit. Yeah.

1:13:23

That means I didn't let him

1:13:25

know about changing the other area, guys.

1:13:27

Okay. And that the piercing is too

1:13:28

aggressive. In between the eyes.

1:13:30

Yeah. It's a distinct message. It'll treat

1:13:32

you right. It'll treat you good. Worship

1:13:35

the crowns you walk on. with you

1:13:37

first -- Yeah. -- and everything

1:13:39

else later. You know, I'm your dude, man. I'm really

1:13:40

all

1:13:43

about it. Trust that. Trust that. Where's he from? Was

1:13:45

he a pediatric pilot? Yeah. For sure. No. There yeah. It's a nice

1:13:48

fly. But

1:13:50

I need the flag. And this is always the giveaway to

1:13:52

all unstable people on TikTok

1:13:55

is a message to the

1:13:57

haters. Oh, my god.

1:13:59

That's

1:13:59

no truth. throw your

1:14:02

mother's fucking haters. That's so good, brother. You ain't eating. You're your

1:14:04

DNA. gas

1:14:09

bitches on the eight in

1:14:11

the song. So Then

1:14:13

it's not all good. No

1:14:15

change. If that's if

1:14:18

you're hearing that in person, you were about to be shipped

1:14:20

with, like, a tuna can. You know what I

1:14:22

mean? Like, he's taken the lid off a

1:14:24

tuna can and fast a shift with

1:14:27

it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Solid

1:14:29

motherfucker right here. Great. That's

1:14:31

what I'm talking about. a

1:14:34

fat woman has to fuck a guy like that. Yeah. But

1:14:36

it's not true. Yeah. We we need

1:14:38

to, you know, just admit. True.

1:14:41

I mean, look, I've known larger broad who

1:14:43

can really pull the. Absolutely. And

1:14:45

it is a

1:14:46

confidence issue. It's also like,

1:14:48

maybe,

1:14:49

I don't know, I I my first

1:14:51

sexual dream was about John Goodman. There we

1:14:53

go. It's an hour of business. Yeah.

1:14:55

That's that's two tropes. Right? That's

1:14:57

like the

1:14:57

daddy thing. For sure. But then there's something

1:14:59

to, like, a a heavier man, like, he

1:15:01

loves comfort. Dude, he's gonna

1:15:03

wear a pussy too. Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:05

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:07

Yeah. Sure. party. Yeah. You want a man

1:15:09

who sure loves pushing. Oh, nice. Yes. You want a man who eats stew

1:15:11

and pussy to the same, you

1:15:14

know, fervor. Yeah. Like,

1:15:17

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. She's around. men for me was just like yeah.

1:15:19

He said, yeah. Solid dude. I also think women are more

1:15:21

can admit that shit. Whereas, like, for

1:15:24

men sometimes, there's

1:15:27

this weird thing where you like, it's not quite being

1:15:29

gay obviously, but it's, like, there is,

1:15:31

like, a social thing

1:15:33

of, like, proving you fuck, Hot Girls.

1:15:35

Yeah. And so it's not what actually into. It is a form

1:15:38

of being closeted where it's like

1:15:40

you want to only tell your

1:15:42

friends -- Yes. -- about someone that

1:15:44

you assume they will

1:15:46

be

1:15:46

impressed by it. They want a fuck. Yeah. So this weird thing where that is weird. Why? It gives a fuck. Because your

1:15:48

friend wants a fuck. Yeah. You know?

1:15:50

It's like, I had an awesome time.

1:15:55

Yeah. This was sick. It should be, like, who I like. Exactly. Exactly. That

1:15:57

is very true. So interesting. Is

1:15:59

that why, maybe,

1:15:59

like, you know the whole thing where I

1:16:02

got a guy is married to, like,

1:16:04

a hot chick or is with a hot chick, and

1:16:06

then he bangs like a total pig.

1:16:07

Sure. Yeah. Like, they always stick. part of it with dogs. Well, I think

1:16:09

that's also there's other there's other

1:16:11

factors there where it's like, maybe

1:16:14

party wants to stick it to the hot

1:16:16

woman who's ruined your life where you're

1:16:18

like, I wanna embarrass you.

1:16:20

Like, maybe auto source today or

1:16:22

wanted you know, Maria Shriver to see a picture that

1:16:25

Bulldogface made that he

1:16:27

walked through. Anyway, that

1:16:30

large tooth to go out of Mallin' woman. Yeah.

1:16:32

He took down between sets.

1:16:34

Well, yeah. Look at her.

1:16:40

Girl, And so he looks like he's too.

1:16:42

He looks fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah. He's that's the best of both worlds.

1:16:44

Yeah. But I think there's a

1:16:46

revenge factor. And there is also

1:16:49

of the, like, you know, you only want you know,

1:16:51

after a certain point, you get tired of the, like, the same any the

1:16:53

same of anything. Thanks. You grow, you know,

1:16:55

you grow older than That's

1:16:59

why Tom and I are doing a three way with Rocco Safraidy present. Yes.

1:17:01

Jake, dude. Yeah. That's awesome. I

1:17:03

just wanna see those

1:17:06

tears come in. Yeah. I know he's

1:17:08

gonna fucking change his life. Now your brain's gonna

1:17:10

fuck you in the ass or anything like that?

1:17:14

No. Not really. I'm just I know that you're gonna need a diaper. Yeah. will

1:17:16

be time for Rocco get you

1:17:18

taken diaper for me. Rocco. When

1:17:24

Rocco foot on the, like, couch arm

1:17:26

-- Yeah. -- and you're troubled. Like, when he's trying to get leverage on the butthole? Yes.

1:17:29

And he doesn't

1:17:32

say no. He's,

1:17:34

like, not. Well, that's the thing.

1:17:36

He is truly committing. There is,

1:17:38

like, it's insane that he's allowed to

1:17:41

and you see them and they're like, like,

1:17:43

this is not acting when they go like, no, yeah. And he's like, it's okay. He just talks

1:17:45

him down. Oh, yeah. He's okay. Yeah.

1:17:47

Like, it's not okay. And

1:17:50

then yeah. And they're like the they're like, well, what did you

1:17:52

expect? He's Italian. Yeah. You shouldn't you shouldn't

1:17:55

that's that's the legal defense, I think. Is

1:17:57

that the right guy? Italian.

1:17:58

Yeah. You know? There's that

1:17:59

talk afterwards. Like, you are right. And they're

1:18:02

like, no. Yeah. It's brutal. It's really some

1:18:04

tough stuff. Wow. You make

1:18:05

it all the way to the

1:18:07

end. Jeez. When I talked to him, I

1:18:09

talked to

1:18:09

him at that show. The same show

1:18:11

you did. He

1:18:14

was like, I go, man, you know, this stuff is so aggressive. He's like,

1:18:16

it's what they want. Yeah. Because today,

1:18:19

I shut the scene, and

1:18:21

this girl, she's blaming me. She make her

1:18:23

of vomit. You know? Yeah. You made yourself. Yeah. It's I love a rash amount

1:18:25

with that. I love their -- Yeah. -- I love

1:18:27

their perspective. You know what I mean?

1:18:30

It's that Japanese movie would take him

1:18:32

from different

1:18:32

people's perspectives. It's it's, like, one of the first times

1:18:34

that, like, technicians used where it's, like but yeah. So Freddie

1:18:37

is that is some

1:18:38

wild shit. It is funny to

1:18:42

Yeah. He has convinced himself that that's what

1:18:44

it is. And you you talk like an

1:18:46

old immigrant man, and there is that like,

1:18:48

oh, yeah, women are whole. Yeah. They

1:18:52

love it. They love it. They love it with

1:18:54

every Yeah. She's asking for it. Yeah. I'm

1:18:56

just saying in a different world, Rocco.

1:18:58

I

1:18:58

don't think Rocco's checking too many IDs. This is

1:19:00

the other thing. You know what I mean? Like,

1:19:02

I don't think Rocco's Also, if he didn't

1:19:05

Didn't have the scanner that bars have for the

1:19:07

back an ID. He also I mean, I feel like over

1:19:09

there too, it is they would be like, hey.

1:19:11

Mhmm. You know? It's true.

1:19:13

They I'm telling you, I've hear things in Hungary. Right. Right.

1:19:15

Right. Right. Right. Yes. I've heard things in Hungary.

1:19:17

Like, what You've got

1:19:19

his consent. What's the problem?

1:19:22

not that young. You're like, okay.

1:19:25

Oh, no. That's brutal. I bet you

1:19:27

Rocco's Rocco's looking at fucking flights to Ukraine right now. Oh, it's it's the most

1:19:29

the most war torn

1:19:32

to places. Yeah.

1:19:34

They're not You have

1:19:36

to grow up fast now. I

1:19:38

will show you. Yeah. Absolutely. She's like,

1:19:41

My family is done. He's like, let

1:19:44

me help you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do

1:19:46

want to make two hundred dollars. If you can

1:19:48

buy socks. Yeah. Raghos

1:19:50

committing statutory rate for wool socks this

1:19:52

winter. He's in Kiev

1:19:54

right now. Anything out blankets.

1:19:59

Anyhow those FEMA disaster blankets? I'm fucking on

1:20:01

that. How did you get

1:20:03

that blanket? Well, I

1:20:06

don't go to bathroom no more. Yeah. Really

1:20:08

tough stuff. Yeah. He's got a huge one.

1:20:10

You're right when he gets leverage and

1:20:13

that is his move as the one

1:20:15

leg up. which actually makes it it's less attractive. It's

1:20:17

less aesthetically appealing when a man

1:20:19

puts his leg up. It's disgusting.

1:20:21

Absolutely. It's such a gross

1:20:23

angle. And I think that it's

1:20:25

gonna happen at the top when

1:20:28

he grabs their hair and spits

1:20:30

in their face. Yeah. Like, they're like,

1:20:33

He's just been allowed to operate for without impurities.

1:20:35

He's done this interview a few times. We gotta have it

1:20:40

pulled where he

1:20:40

talks about they're like, you know, you're so aggressive in

1:20:42

your and he's been in, like, all these different shows talking about his aggression.

1:20:46

Mhmm. He's like, no. First, there is a, you know, there's a bond that happens.

1:20:48

It's a beautiful thing and you read the

1:20:50

moment. And he talks he says

1:20:53

that he brought over I

1:20:54

guess, Russian actors, and he's like action.

1:20:57

And he goes, the first thing the guy does, he

1:20:59

pushes the woman in the stomach. And I go,

1:21:01

cut. Cut. What are you doing? They're like, I'm

1:21:03

fucking like you. Yeah. He's

1:21:05

like, yeah. He's like

1:21:07

tells

1:21:07

them, like, you

1:21:10

can't just say action just fucking Just throw them

1:21:12

off. No. He's like, first, you have to, like

1:21:14

-- Yeah. -- in the romance. Yeah. There's

1:21:17

a connection that happens first. That's funny. He

1:21:19

almost

1:21:19

got me. Remember the time I was talking

1:21:21

to him? Yeah. I wrestled Peter's. I

1:21:23

met him one time, and he's very

1:21:25

Every time I'm talking about him. Yeah. No.

1:21:27

That's the time I talked to him. Oh, yeah. He's

1:21:27

super endearing, and he's he's a big

1:21:30

Russell Peterson. That's

1:21:30

awesome. Yeah. Yeah. That was a

1:21:33

pretty lucky man. He's got it on in the

1:21:35

back around. He's got some Indian father's humor going on. That's who

1:21:37

gets him going before he fucking shoves

1:21:40

his eight and

1:21:42

a half inch penis into it. I love hearing you, but he almost

1:21:44

got you. Well, so he got me in the

1:21:45

sense of, like, he really does know how to

1:21:48

connect to women. He

1:21:50

knows how to talk to you. he shared very, like, you know, whatever

1:21:52

details about his life with me very quickly. And

1:21:54

I was like, oh, Rocco was like a really

1:21:56

sweet guy. So I see

1:21:58

how he can

1:21:59

do that. Yeah. And then I fucked him in

1:22:01

the dark. So that was pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy. And he put his leg up. Right? He

1:22:04

put his leg

1:22:04

up on the

1:22:05

dark trash thing. Fuck me

1:22:08

right there. Pretty

1:22:10

cool. I can see that, though. I can

1:22:12

see that that he's got, like, some kind of weird charm and also,

1:22:14

like, charm manipulation techniques. Yes. You know, like, I feel like that

1:22:18

Yeah. telling you something about himself. personal immediately kinda breaks

1:22:20

you down. And he does. Yep. He knows he

1:22:22

does too. He's kidding. I mean, there's

1:22:25

no we're gonna was

1:22:26

that he's such a charming guy. It's like, no. He's, you know

1:22:28

He knows how to I remember that when when I

1:22:30

was talking to him, his one of his,

1:22:33

like, you

1:22:34

know, associates was there and they were talking about I was like, oh, you you shot today. I think it

1:22:36

was I don't know.

1:22:38

Let's say it was summer or

1:22:40

something.

1:22:40

i don't know we say was summer something I

1:22:42

was

1:22:42

like, was it hot? And the guy goes, doesn't

1:22:45

matter the

1:22:45

temperature, the

1:22:46

situation. Rock was always

1:22:49

ready to go. He's saying it like

1:22:51

a fighter, but this guy's ready to go. And

1:22:53

I was like, oh, yeah. He's like and he's

1:22:55

like, tell him. Tell him. He's like, we shot

1:22:57

we shot a scene. It was in, like,

1:22:59

it was, like, in the Ukraine. Mhmm. And it was,

1:23:01

you know, it was a, I don't know, fucking twenty

1:23:04

degrees outside. rocket

1:23:06

was hard and ready to go. Take it right in your position. It was like it was like like

1:23:08

I can't get hard anyway.

1:23:10

I was like it's very impressive.

1:23:15

very impressive. It is impressive. It bit of a throwback. Right? Yeah. because

1:23:17

that's, like, when you compare, like, athletes and

1:23:20

eras. Yes. You

1:23:22

know what I mean? Like, Rocco could have dominated in era. now So

1:23:24

Everyone's on Dick pills. They gotta be juicing. Rocco

1:23:26

could have been like, that's what must

1:23:29

must

1:23:30

have made you like star in

1:23:32

the seventies. Oh, for sure. Is it cocktail which is good to go no

1:23:34

matter what? That's that's what they rely on the mask. Are you are you are you

1:23:38

good? Are you ready to go? Yeah. Naturally, I don't you can't make it

1:23:40

This is why I don't want to rely on

1:23:42

the building. Wow. What a fucking mess. I just

1:23:45

punch you in the face and yeah.

1:23:47

Me that I get lost. I

1:23:49

pretend I am fucking my abusive

1:23:51

mother. I mean, there's no

1:23:53

chance Rocco doesn't wanna

1:23:55

fuck his mom. Did

1:23:58

you watch the

1:23:59

documentary on Netflix? It's dark. Oh, no.

1:24:02

You got a Netflix documentary? Yes. It

1:24:04

is dark. And there's Alright. I'll just

1:24:06

tell you. Okay. It is one of the best moments. It's fucking dark. I was just going off being Italian. Well,

1:24:08

so there's two things. One

1:24:10

time one time he says, he

1:24:15

was like a a teen, and

1:24:16

he started masturbating,

1:24:17

and he's on the balcony

1:24:19

of his house --

1:24:21

Mhmm. -- like, looking out

1:24:23

the back. and he looks down as he's like I think as he's jerking off and his

1:24:25

mom's there and she winks

1:24:26

at him. So that was the

1:24:28

Then

1:24:30

He tells the story of The whole

1:24:32

time he says that he's you

1:24:34

know,

1:24:34

because most male performers

1:24:36

This is something you

1:24:38

do like in your twenties. and then you kinda move on. Let's everything. Right.

1:24:40

So this guy is in his fifties. Yeah. And

1:24:42

he's just still doing this, which is kinda

1:24:47

crazy. And they're talking and he's talking about how he's tried to stop, and

1:24:49

he says the devil has a whole like, the

1:24:51

devil is inside of him. Right?

1:24:53

And it's and it get and it's kind of

1:24:55

flipped dark. He's like, any cries. He's like, you know, I'm like the devil

1:24:58

has to be possessed. And you're like, holy

1:25:00

shit. What the hell?

1:25:03

man, he says. when his mother

1:25:05

died, he went back to Italy

1:25:06

and he went to see her best friend

1:25:08

who

1:25:12

was, like, eighty, seventy five, eighty -- No.

1:25:14

-- and he goes and I was sitting there, and I was crying to her. And then I don't

1:25:16

know

1:25:18

what came over me. just up put

1:25:20

my penis in her mouth and I

1:25:22

ejaculated immediately and then I left. Oh

1:25:25

my god. I did.

1:25:27

I mean, that's fucking holy shit.

1:25:29

Yeah. That's wild. I mean,

1:25:32

to do that for what he

1:25:34

Yeah. Look. You have to have some questions about your old woman. There's no way

1:25:37

Yeah. He wasn't. Yeah. His mom must've fucked him.

1:25:39

Something happened. Yeah. Something. He's so

1:25:41

tangled with the sexuality

1:25:43

and drama and Yeah. It's intertwined. There's no

1:25:45

way it was like, oh, it's just a regular life, and then I do this. Well, good thing, Dan, on their luck, nineteen year

1:25:48

have to deal with that

1:25:50

guy. Just trying to make rent,

1:25:54

and he got Roger. You're like, m o won't be

1:25:56

that bad. I'll blow a guy. Then you see Rocco. Yeah. How

1:25:58

much does that suck if you're a porn? My god. Like,

1:26:01

a a first time porn newbie and you're

1:26:03

like, hopefully, I just get some. And you see

1:26:05

Rocco come in the door? That's fucking brutal. And a rookie having to guard LeBron on

1:26:07

your first -- Oh, yeah. -- NBA. It's

1:26:11

so sad. You just hear like a growl. You're like, what was that? That's

1:26:14

that's that guy. Yeah.

1:26:17

And

1:26:17

he's a butthole too. That's

1:26:19

seven. And

1:26:19

your battle is not negotiable. It is not

1:26:21

-- Yeah. -- the United

1:26:23

States. Right. Yeah.

1:26:26

It is happening. The reason is probably because he's

1:26:28

like, yeah, vagina is, I don't come with

1:26:30

vagina. Oh, okay. That that's that's

1:26:33

not tight enough for me. And so What

1:26:35

is

1:26:35

he I mean, what do you even come to after this many decades in

1:26:37

Portland? Well, you can see

1:26:39

it. It's choking and stopping and

1:26:41

stopping. Is he still

1:26:43

there? I mean, item I'm kept up with I

1:26:45

haven't sworn his latest release, but I imagine he's not his gamers. Yeah. Yes. We're yet.

1:26:48

That's true.

1:26:50

Just curious to see where he where his work is evolving. It would be awesome

1:26:52

if it's all, but he just eats pussy.

1:26:54

Oh, yeah. No. It never comes out. Yeah.

1:26:57

Yeah. No. Hope.

1:27:00

Oh, no. that

1:27:01

there's some woman or

1:27:03

women out there. Oh. I really like

1:27:04

having

1:27:07

that post conflict. Oh,

1:27:09

jeez. He still added

1:27:11

again. That's that's all I really want. Oh,

1:27:13

good. Well, that's

1:27:15

all I keep asking god

1:27:18

for I'm just I promise to god. God. Thank god. That's where my

1:27:20

heart said. Where my

1:27:23

mind said Yeah. if