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have to take my family to

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visit my family of origin in Florida

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mentally preparing for a few weeks from

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now. I

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know it's such a it's first of all even

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just getting the children packed for

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a trip like that I mean that that

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in and of itself take not that you've ever done that but

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I'm saying like it's really a hassle.

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I'm a guy okay. Oh I know. Yeah

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if you weren't someone to help you

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marry a chick. I know. Now what

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I'm more concerned with is I like my anti

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Thanksgiving food Thanksgiving. My

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favorite thing but now we have to when you go to someone

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okay. We don't like dry pussy

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turkey and it's like shit. I think getting together

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with people is great but I like throwing ribeyes

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and lobsters on and being like yeah this is what I want. That's how

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you celebrate God's bounty.

2:57

Yeah I don't want fucking cranberry sauce

3:00

or whatever. I know

3:00

like why didn't the settlers have lobster

3:03

and steak.

3:03

Yeah. Why do they have to have

3:05

stuffing and turkey? What if you don't want that? Yeah

3:07

I do like the stuffing. I like chauffeurs

3:09

the box the box kind the white trash kind.

3:11

The high level one. Yeah I

3:12

like the shittiest of the

3:14

shitty. By the way people do this they say this

3:16

the same shit about like camping you

3:18

know when you go like I don't they're like well you need to go camp

3:20

fuck you. I don't want your

3:22

mom's turkey or anyone's turkey. Turkey's

3:25

gross. I want a steak. You know what you know what part

3:27

of turkey I like? What? The dark meat because

3:29

it's a little juicier. It is better. The tit

3:31

meat is just dry. Same thing with like on

3:33

a chicken though if you get a chicken you get like. It's the

3:36

juicy part. You want like yeah a little darker. Turkey's

3:38

disgusting. Yeah.

3:39

Any hoodles. I'm pumped for a... but

3:41

then we're at the mercy

3:42

of our hosts you're right. But

3:45

but you know they're pretty good

3:47

in Florida with the cooking. No they're pretty good. We'll

3:49

have good food but it you know it reminds me

3:51

of what we did one time. We can't say

3:53

too much because we don't want all the details

3:56

to be but we had we went to an event with

3:58

family. I hate skiing. No, I hate

4:00

to give him a different but went to an event

4:02

with family where they fed us and all

4:05

of us were like this food sucks and

4:08

So from that event while we were at

4:10

the event I got on the phone and made

4:12

reservations at a restaurant And

4:15

I told people I was like don't tell anybody and

4:17

then we all Left the event

4:19

with family and went out to eat

4:22

and that was the best Thanksgiving ever Yeah, and

4:24

then that was good. You have what you wanted. Finally pizza

4:26

spaghetti

4:27

Chicken fingers. Yeah,

4:29

but hate-giving is back when we were living

4:31

in Silver Lake before we had kids It

4:34

was comedians, right? All our

4:36

comic friends are orphans friends and

4:38

then I invited my dad and he showed

4:41

up

4:41

two hours late Right because he had a

4:44

date to go right right, right? Didn't

4:46

my sibling was a she at that Maria was there

4:48

That was the housing origin origin of hate.

4:51

Yeah. Yeah,

4:51

what was she upset about?

4:53

Puerto Ricans or something.

4:54

I think at the time she was upset with the Puerto

4:57

Rican. She was working with them. Yeah She

5:03

was yeah, she was she was just you

5:05

know, not

5:05

pleased your dad by the way rolled there He was like

5:08

I get it.

5:08

My father's really yeah, he really gets

5:10

it

5:10

when you don't like a group for a generalized reason

5:12

Yeah, yeah, specific race. He's terrible.

5:15

I've noticed that too

5:16

But my dad also has obscure

5:18

hatred like he really hates gypsies

5:20

Like I would say that gypsies are the top of

5:23

his hate

5:23

group. Well, not to I don't want

5:25

to say too much, but I'm I'm

5:28

kind of understanding of your father's feelings on that one.

5:30

Well,

5:30

cuz you've been to hungry and

5:32

you've been to Europe Yeah, so

5:34

the gypsies are and I've had a roach

5:37

problem in the house before so Yeah,

5:39

I know exactly how he feels

5:41

But for many Americans because we don't really have

5:43

gypsies here gypsies are like the

5:45

rednecks of Europe But they're way worser

5:47

because they they feel they squat

5:50

You can't sell your property if they squat

5:53

on your property. There's laws to protect these these

5:55

parasites too fucking insane This is

5:57

so weird. I'm surprised

5:59

the Hungarian

5:59

or as tolerant of gypsy as they are. Your

6:02

dad had this funny thing too, because your dad used to own

6:04

a forklift business. Right. So,

6:07

like, you know, it's a very specialized thing, something

6:09

most people probably don't think about. Yeah. But

6:12

then, when you're in the business of needing one, there's

6:14

only so many places you can go, so people would go to

6:16

your dad's business and be like, I need a forklift. For

6:19

sure. Propane or electric. You got

6:21

them both. You got them both. Pallet jack, you name

6:23

it. And then he told us one time, he was

6:25

like, I think he was like, yeah, if an

6:28

Arab person calls

6:31

or stops in and they go, how much

6:34

for this? When he goes, it's already sold. Yeah. And

6:36

they're like, what about this? And he's like, that one sold too. He's

6:39

like, yeah, I just don't do business with them.

6:40

He even said it even worse. He goes, when I pick

6:42

up the phone

6:43

and I hear the accent, hello,

6:45

hello, I just

6:47

say, no, nobody here. And I wake up

6:49

the phone or they want to buy something. This

6:51

is sold. It's sold. I don't even know. But

6:54

what if they are going to, he's like, no, they went to Hassel

6:57

and do the pricing.

6:58

They want to haggle because it's a cultural thing.

7:00

It's a cultural thing, yeah. And he's like, my mom does

7:03

it at Bloomingdale's. She's like, how

7:05

much for this? What if I give you, I'm like, this

7:07

is a fucking retail store. Yeah, you can't haggle.

7:09

Same with forklifts. Like, it's pretty

7:11

non-negotiable.

7:12

A forklift? Well, I guess probably

7:15

people are thinking, you know, a mechanical

7:18

thing, almost like a car,

7:20

right? They go, car's 30. You

7:22

go, if I give you 28, and they're probably approaching

7:25

it the same way, and your dad's like, no. Like

7:27

you said, it's a limited resource. There's not

7:29

a ton of them. And my dad's forklifts

7:32

were really well working, and he

7:34

worked on them. Well, you know, speaking of race,

7:36

why don't you hit this opening clip and then get into the show.

7:39

Let's get into it.

7:40

Yeah. Why not train the blacks

7:42

how to act rather than put it? What

7:44

you're saying right now is illegal. Rather than put

7:47

it in the responsibility on

7:49

the owner of the company. No, that's

7:51

what you just said is illegal. Why is that?

7:54

You cannot train the blacks. That's

7:57

not you have it. What if you are offering

7:59

training? You

8:00

have to train everyone. You can't make assignments

8:02

by race like that.

8:03

He's not doing it to us! Oh, it's

8:06

wrong. He's looking

8:08

amazing. He's not with a fucking sign!

8:11

Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. Meow,

8:13

meow, meow, meow, meow. We've gone to

8:16

where we've gone. Mom's cigarette.

8:18

Christina?

8:21

I'm really

8:23

sorry. I'm really sorry. Go,

8:27

go, go, go, go, go, Anna

8:30

and me. Okay.

8:40

Bye-bye!

8:59

He's my new favorite media personality

9:01

of all time. Of course. You know, it feels like a

9:03

character. It reminds me, like Stephen

9:05

Colbert used to do a character on Comedy

9:08

Central, like a purposely

9:10

ignorant kind of, you know, super

9:13

right-wing guy. The audience

9:15

is in on the fact that it's a character and

9:17

it feels like it's like the greatest troll

9:19

job ever, except this

9:21

is 100% authentic. Right. He really

9:24

is this old school. I would

9:26

say old school is not quite...

9:29

I mean, 1800s. In my head, I mean... Old

9:32

century? Old century, yeah. This

9:34

is Victorian. But like, I love, like, you

9:37

know, sometimes he says things

9:39

and people remain calm, but you

9:41

can tell they're like, oh my God. But she right

9:43

away was like, you can't fucking do that. It's

9:45

like he elicits such great emotion

9:48

from people. But that's the fun part of it. That's the fun

9:50

part

9:50

of it. Yeah,

9:52

it's him getting people

9:54

to be fired up. Yeah, like right here, he's like, let's

9:56

just train the blacks. And then she's like,

9:58

you cannot do that. You can't just hire...

9:59

people you can't hire people because

10:02

of their race because of their gender. No I'm not

10:04

talking about the company training them Why

10:06

don't you your job want to switch your

10:08

role rather than putting that responsibility

10:11

on the company? Why not train

10:13

the blacks how to work how to act

10:15

at work? Look at her! That is an absurd notion.

10:18

Why it's hard to train him? He's

10:22

fucking... The other thing is he's

10:25

never left... When

10:28

you have this real perspective,

10:31

he's never left

10:31

speechless. He always has the last

10:33

comment. Yeah. Right? Because

10:35

he's so grounded in what he thinks that

10:38

when people present a very logical response,

10:40

he always has a follow-up thing to it. And then

10:42

they're the ones who are like, I don't even know how

10:44

to fucking... Well okay,

10:46

so I wish you would answer like, well we can't

10:49

just take aside the black people.

10:49

Right. Well yeah. You

10:52

can't separate them like that. Because she's

10:54

speaking, she's saying the truth which is that

10:57

is an absurd notion and then he just goes, why? Because

10:59

it's hard to train him? Like he

11:02

always has the follow-up. It's

11:04

so great. I mean it never... But the premise...

11:06

Yeah okay. I'm gonna get into his logic. So if a

11:08

woman should hear the man, she needs to smack

11:10

her back? No. Why not? Because

11:12

she's a girl. Well she doesn't know that.

11:15

But I just think that's unfair. So

11:18

if a woman smacks a man, what should he do? He

11:22

probably deserved it to be honest. What? I

11:25

don't think the guy should ever hit the girl.

11:27

Really? Not even to protect

11:29

himself against it?

11:30

No. What is he protecting?

11:33

He's a human being just as she is. Right.

11:36

And no one should treat each other that way. Yeah. Violence

11:38

is never the answer. Right.

11:40

That's what I think. Have you ever

11:42

smacked a guy? Uh...

11:44

How about you? Oh yeah. I can tell. Yeah.

11:47

He's an addict. Oh you have. Yeah.

11:50

Whenever somebody goes, ahhh... Yeah. Well

11:52

you don't really know. I'd say yes. That's a hard

11:54

guess. You gotta look up at them. Hmmm.

11:56

I gotta tell you something. I've never smacked a man.

11:59

I've never smacked a man because...

13:51

getting

14:00

a full-out fight you have like tussles right like

14:02

you feel like like kind of like almost fights and

14:04

you and then also in sports you

14:06

know you get like thrown by somebody and you're

14:09

like oh like it your brain kind of registers

14:11

like oh there's people that are bigger and stronger than you what

14:13

I could fuck you up but girls

14:14

because we don't relate to one another physically

14:17

where

14:17

we're right emotional

14:18

tortures I'll get inside your head now

14:21

fuck

14:21

you up yeah until you know I

14:23

mean like I'll fuck with you emotionally right

14:25

right I'll devastate your heart women do in your mind

14:27

yeah

14:28

but they don't women she's never had physical

14:30

altercation and also doesn't know

14:32

witness many more fights yeah you guys

14:34

you guys are crazy you guys kill each other yeah I mean

14:36

you see you see a guy mouth

14:39

off and get fucking dealt with

14:42

and then your brain also goes like oh don't forget that can

14:44

happen you know like that happens throughout

14:46

your life it's wild yeah

14:49

it's a while and then there's still dudes who still test it like

14:51

sometimes you're like you're testing this

14:53

boundary right now like you public

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or bar all the time yeah fucking be dude sometimes

14:58

you'll see something really

15:01

crazy like a really small

15:04

week dude usually alcohol is involved

15:07

yeah going up to somebody much bigger and stronger

15:09

and you're like this is about to have this whole life

15:11

rearranged yeah sometimes the restraint

15:13

is with the bigger

15:16

guy I'll be like you know like that's really

15:19

nice one yeah for sure back

15:22

off stop and then sometimes the guy it's

15:24

like no I feel like killing you yeah

15:27

yeah yeah

15:28

yeah I mean I kind of think it is important

15:30

to tell

15:31

women like hey guys you don't know how

15:33

a dude's gonna react like you think it's cute

15:35

yeah it's crazy like you can't do

15:37

that some people also come up in that chaos

15:39

of life sure they're very

15:41

combative and like provoking

15:44

that word the wrong way but that's cool

15:46

right yeah yeah fucking 46 years my life I said

15:48

it that way I

15:52

know so the real lesson

15:54

here I think for women is just like shut

15:57

the fuck up yeah seriously

15:59

no one to keep You're stupid mouse.

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I wait. I don't know talking's overrated.

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No one wants to hear us anyway.

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You know, I mean

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Amen sister. It sounds like you're just fucking

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19:40

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19:46

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19:49

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19:50

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19:52

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19:55

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19:58

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20:02

at a dentist. I mentioned he was like, you know, what's

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going on? I thought oh by the way, I also I wear

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one of these They go, you know, we make custom

20:10

ones like that's what that's a very common practice

20:12

and it keeps your cheese from grinding And it also prevents

20:15

snoring. But the the way that it prevents snoring

20:17

people snore for different reasons

20:21

Sometimes people snore nasally

20:23

sometimes people tongue I

20:25

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20:28

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20:30

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20:32

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20:34

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20:37

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20:39

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20:41

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20:44

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20:46

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20:49

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20:55

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So yeah, anyway, I had

21:00

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get a new one. So I was this became my regular

21:09

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21:12

Oh seven. Yeah And

21:14

and by the way, I would go to the same

21:17

day. Hey, can I get a new one? Sure Then

21:19

they're expensive. Yeah 500 600 bucks

21:21

or something. You'd be like, yeah, it became my

21:24

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21:27

it which was obviously gonna help you from hearing

21:29

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21:31

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21:33

yeah You're waking up when that's happening and you're not having

21:35

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21:37

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21:39

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21:42

me this thing. Yes, cuz it was my

21:45

security blanket. So Think

21:48

about that like 2007 all the way into like 20 2021 22 and

21:53

all this time I'm going to that no one's saying shit We

22:00

move here. I'm seeing this

22:02

dentist for the first time. I've just met her. We just moved

22:04

here. Does a cleaning. Oh yeah, you know,

22:06

your gums looks great. And then she just

22:08

casually throws out, hey,

22:11

has your bite always been like this? And

22:13

I'm like, what do you mean? She's like,

22:16

you know, your bite. Has it always been like this?

22:18

I'm like, what's wrong with my bite? She's like, you know how like your teeth

22:21

kind of meet in the middle? I'm

22:23

like, no, but I have a- Oh my God. I have a slight

22:25

overbite. And she was like,

22:28

no. Yeah. And I'm like, wait, what?

22:30

Oh my God, dude. So the

22:33

quick summary is I wore

22:36

that thing every night for like 15 years

22:39

or whatever. And I gave orthodontics.

22:42

I did orthodontics to myself. I

22:44

moved my lower jaw forward because

22:47

the apparatus- You created an underbite?

22:49

Hold your lower jaw up. I

22:51

made my jaw move and my teeth move.

22:54

So that's a great warning for anybody

22:56

that's using this device.

22:58

What's crazy is unless you have a dentist, like

23:00

the one here who clearly along this path

23:02

would have said something to me, they'll just keep

23:05

selling you the thing. And so now

23:07

she's like, yeah, she's like, I can't fix it. So

23:09

she sent me to an orthodont- I've never been to an orthodontist.

23:11

I've never had any like aesthetic stuff

23:14

done to my teeth. And then he

23:16

was just like, oh yeah, we have to move you. And

23:18

then he told me, he was like, I was seeing this more. Like people

23:20

are coming in with this more. So

23:23

I've been wearing this. Cool with all braces

23:25

now. And I wear these all braces so that my jaw

23:28

and teeth can move back to the position

23:30

they were working. And is it working? Yes,

23:32

it is because I go for follow-ups. And

23:35

they measure it in like millimeters. But

23:37

he's like, it's working.

23:38

Thank God. Because that show

23:40

would just keep going. You'd pretty soon be like a bulldog.

23:42

Hey, guys. You

23:45

want to hear a funny joke? Hey,

23:49

man. That's wild,

23:51

dude. That's pretty wild. What's your dental update?

23:52

Well, I just want to report. It's

23:56

been a year and a half since I've been for

23:58

a cleaning. And I

24:01

like to apologize for absolutely

24:04

nothing.

24:06

Because I dominated that shit.

24:08

Oh God. All around

24:09

bitch. No fucking cavities.

24:11

And she was like, wow, you take really good care

24:13

of your teeth. And I go, yeah, because I fluff

24:16

and I do electric toothbrushings. And

24:19

she was like, there's not even, there wasn't even a drop of blood,

24:21

babe.

24:21

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's

24:23

awesome. It was so good. Cool.

24:24

And I was like, can I have a lollipop or something?

24:27

Cause I got an A plus. Yeah. And I was like,

24:29

we don't give adults lollipops. And I was like, that's fucking

24:31

bullshit.

24:32

They're giving the kids? Okay,

24:34

don't go there.

24:35

But they did give me a water canteen

24:37

with like the dental practice.

24:38

Where do I balloon? You couldn't

24:39

get a balloon? I don't wish. I'm

24:42

just gonna throw this and lose it anyway. Yeah.

24:45

In the car. But I was pretty stoked. I

24:47

got to where I listened to a podcast. I listened to Jamie

24:49

Lynn and the Rob Eiler. No, you did. Not

24:52

today pal. I had a little while the whole time. It was great. They're

24:54

great. Yeah, it was so fun. It was a good

24:56

time. Well, that's great dental update.

24:59

I mean, I'm pumped, dude.

25:00

Yeah, you feel proud. But

25:01

fuck me up because like,

25:04

I have a whole

25:05

morning protocol that I do.

25:06

Yeah, what's your protocol?

25:08

Well, that's the thing. I was never really cognizant of it until

25:10

it was interrupted today and

25:12

it really fucking pissed me off.

25:14

It really pisses me off. Like there's a certain series

25:17

of events I

25:17

have to do. What are they?

25:18

So that my fucking sanity is maintained.

25:21

Okay, number one, I wake up peacefully.

25:23

Not your kids screaming. Nobody's

25:26

violently waking

25:26

me up. It's nice to wake up

25:29

peacefully.

25:30

And then within five seconds of waking up,

25:32

I have to have

25:32

coffee. Yeah, you're a genius. I

25:35

can put it off for a while. No, I need to

25:37

drink coffee immediately.

25:39

And then I need to be in a quiet

25:41

meditative state.

25:42

Okay, and by that I mean, I look at TikTok. I

25:45

see what's up.

25:46

See what's up. I see what's up in the world. Catch up

25:48

on the news. Catch

25:49

up on the news on TikTok because that's where everything

25:51

happens.

25:52

And then I must. And I mean,

25:54

must take a shit

25:57

before the day can progress. If

25:59

I don't take a shit. It's like everything's

26:02

everything is off interesting and this morning I

26:04

was I felt rushed and I didn't take

26:06

a shit

26:07

and that fuck with me the That's why

26:09

travel days are kind of the worst the worst thing about

26:11

travel day is when you're shitting gets interrupted

26:14

Well, you know something? Yeah, I wake up extra early on

26:16

a travel day even if I get picked up at 5 a.m I

26:18

wake up for 15

26:19

so I can drink coffee shit

26:22

and then and then go so I'm not shitting

26:24

in the airport Yeah, I I like

26:26

my protocol is that yeah, what is your protocol?

26:29

I don't like to be rushed So

26:32

for me, I do like a slow wake-up Yeah,

26:34

I do the very slow to wake up if

26:36

I need to be somewhere eight I'm gonna get up like

26:39

six thirty six four like, you know, I'm saying here in

26:41

town where it's not far I'm gonna get

26:43

up hour and a half before so that I don't

26:45

want to feel like oh my god I got around the door. I hate that

26:47

like to sit around a little bit take my

26:49

time to wake up I don't have to

26:52

have coffee right away. I can wait on coffee

26:54

a little while But I just like to like yeah,

26:56

I like a slow wake-up that to me

26:58

sets me straight for the day

27:00

And you know, what's funny is that it took me years to

27:02

realize that about you Yeah, cuz I shoot

27:04

out of bed

27:05

in a panic like

27:06

what I mean What I care somebody

27:09

like I'm already on it and you're

27:11

like Like you're like a cute little

27:13

sleepy bear and you like to stretch

27:16

and just kind of chill and I'm like this Lumbering

27:18

bear you just take your fucking time. I'm

27:21

always amazed at how relaxed you can

27:22

be so relaxed so relaxed I

27:24

do I like I like to wake up like that. I know

27:27

I don't like a rush of a wake-up I

27:29

don't like it either but kind of like my most important

27:31

thing then I like to you know Kind

27:34

of ease my way into some sunlight,

27:36

you know daylight But

27:38

you do coffee and then you have to shit

27:40

to like me

27:40

or I like it. Okay. No, I know

27:43

I like it to happen within the next

27:47

45 minute a lot of times I do wake up like

27:49

I said gradual some sunlight and

27:52

then coffee

27:54

breakfast and then coffee

27:55

okay breakfast see I can't

27:57

eat breakfast

27:58

unless I've shit

27:59

A lot of times breakfast is what

28:02

sends me into this shit. Right. Yeah.

28:05

Because what you'll do is make runny

28:07

eggs and it'll only 23 years

28:09

to learn

28:10

that. But

28:12

that can be a problem. But no,

28:14

today I just had yogurt. I just had a yogurt. Does

28:17

that make you brown? Yeah, I had yogurt and a little

28:19

coffee and then I went. Yeah.

28:21

Yeah, because I'm totally inflexible.

28:24

It's almost an OCD with me. I must

28:26

brown before the day gets started. I

28:29

cannot go into anything

28:31

else

28:31

before you

28:32

do anything else. The top of the homepage.

28:34

Click the top of the homepage. That's pretty cool.

28:37

I think you'll enjoy this. The

28:40

son of a co-founder of the

28:43

nationally renowned Bucky's, could be in

28:45

the store. Hey, Bucky's my favorite. Very famous here in Texas.

28:48

Was arrested Tuesday in Travis County. Faces 28

28:51

separate state jail felony charges of

28:53

invasive visual recordings.

28:56

Mitchell Wasek 28 was released

28:58

one hour after being arrested on a $10,000 bond per charge

29:02

for a total of 280,000 in the condition he

29:04

not contact the complaint's complainants.

29:08

According to Travis County

29:10

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29:12

visiting the lake house with

29:15

Mitchell Wasek when one friend who works cybersecurity

29:18

for the Department of Defense noticed a charging

29:21

port with a hidden camera plugged

29:23

into the wall of their bathroom. A

29:25

group of friends left with the camera

29:27

and on its micro card found dozens

29:29

of videos of themselves and other people in bathrooms

29:32

and bedrooms at the lake house as well

29:35

as that Mitchell Wasek's Dallas apartment. They

29:37

were unaware that the recordings existed in the bathroom

29:40

and the bedroom and indicated they did not consent to

29:42

being recorded or photographed. According

29:45

to the affidavit, a warrant was obtained to review the contents

29:48

on the camera and found 68 movie files

29:50

containing at least 13 male and female individuals

29:52

being recorded using toilets, showering,

29:55

changing clothes and or having

29:58

sex. Oh

30:00

my God. Additionally,

30:02

Ava Davis says the videos were found to have been

30:05

recorded in multiple different locations dating back

30:07

to 2021, which included a downtown Austin

30:09

condo, a vacation home in Telluride, Colorado, both

30:12

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30:14

records. Amazon records also link purchases of

30:16

spy cameras. Mitchell Walsack,

30:19

I got to say, I totally get it. I

30:21

think it's probably a fun thing to get involved

30:23

in, although it sounds like it's against the law.

30:26

Well, here's the deal, ma'am. I

30:28

agree. I think what's fun is watching people

30:30

bang or change, but the poo-poo

30:32

pee-pee part,

30:33

I'm out. I'm out. Different strokes

30:35

for everybody, you know?

30:36

I don't think – I don't want

30:38

to see people I know pooing and peeing.

30:41

I don't really feel why that's sexual for some people.

30:42

I don't get it either. I mean, Browning

30:44

doesn't turn me on either, although the idea of just

30:47

watching somebody Brown to see how they

30:49

do it does entertain me. I mean,

30:51

I would like to see that. It doesn't

30:53

arouse me, you know?

30:54

You're telling me, just out of

30:56

curiosity, you would, for instance,

30:59

want to see

31:00

Josh Zolo Browning. Yeah.

31:02

Just like how does he sit? What is he

31:04

looking at? Sure.

31:06

Really? See what comes out, yeah. See

31:08

how it looks. Oh, you want to see the actual Brown in the

31:10

bowl. Yeah, what are we talking about here? Just the

31:12

face. Oh, you can't see Brown in the bowl

31:14

with the spy cameras,

31:15

can you? Who knows? You can see it. Oh,

31:18

yeah, maybe they're up top, and then he's looking at how much you make. Yeah.

31:21

That's so fucked up, man. Yeah. That's so

31:23

disgusting. That's so gross. Yeah.

31:26

I will say that this hotel I stayed at had

31:28

a mirror in front of the toilet. Yeah, that's

31:30

a weird choice. And I was like, I've been watching

31:32

myself. Brown, yeah. It's revolting.

31:35

Yeah. I look terrible. I

31:37

don't like seeing myself Brown, you know. No,

31:40

the times that I've accidentally, like the kids have opened

31:42

the door, and they're like, oh,

31:44

I've been like, this is the most emasculating pose. I don't like

31:46

it

31:46

at all. I don't

31:47

want to see you Browning, believe it or not. I'll

31:49

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You know what else is super emasculating? What? I

34:16

heard somebody

34:17

in the shower. So I turned around and it was him. The one you was cussing

34:19

out? I can feel it. I

34:20

can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it.

34:23

I can feel it. I can feel it. I

34:25

can feel it. I can feel it. I can

34:27

feel it. I can feel it.

34:29

I can see him from the back. That ass

34:31

was like... God

34:34

damn passou

34:35

me por el ojo. It

34:39

was like setting up. I

34:41

don't know what's happening. Motherfucking

34:44

set up and here... You know how you

34:46

put that soap, that soap go down your back and it goes...

34:48

You still see the soap go up. I

34:51

heard shit. What?

34:55

I looked out the window and there's shit, man it'sysical, wasn't nobody else

34:57

coming in to take a shower. I said, fucking

35:00

shit, man. I said... He

35:03

looked back at me and I looked at him real

35:05

mean like, right? You know, real

35:07

serious look, right? Yeah. I

35:10

said, shit, fucking... I went

35:12

over, I said...

35:14

He said, yes.

35:17

I said, can I get some of this? He

35:21

said, you don't mess around, man. I

35:23

said, man, shut the fuck up. Can I get... I'ma tell

35:25

you what, you tell somebody, I'ma whoop your goddamn

35:28

ass, right? You better not tell nobody shit. That

35:33

was my first time coming and

35:36

it was in a man's ass, bro.

35:40

And that's what you want to show me?

35:43

I don't understand half of what this

35:45

guy's fucking doing. Well, he's telling a story.

35:48

I like stories. Apparently, yeah. About

35:51

when he was in the shower, I believe, when he was

35:53

locked up and he saw this

35:55

guy's... This guy's showering across,

35:57

you know, the shower stall.

35:59

and

36:01

that he was mesmerized by the guy's ass.

36:03

And then he went over there. Thanks, Tom. This

36:06

is a cool story. He's

36:08

terrible.

36:10

It's not over. Why did you share that? I called love

36:12

like y'all said before. I

36:14

ain't even know I can rap like

36:17

that. It's like she's good. I

36:19

ain't never had none. Coming

36:22

in as a child, man, you know what I'm saying?

36:25

I'm giving this one for my baby or something. I'm

36:28

gonna give this one for

36:30

my baby. This guy's so happy. He's like you right

36:32

now. He loves the story. Rick

36:34

Ross is laughing in there. You're like, you love

36:36

the story. Well, he said

36:38

he just said he's going to give him

36:40

a baby. You know, that's how good it felt.

36:42

I understand. Yeah, I got that bit. Yeah.

36:45

He doesn't know how it works, though. Yeah.

36:48

You can't just come into someone's ass and make a baby. No,

36:50

it's not where the baby's made. I understand.

36:53

You can't make a baby. Anyway, I thought it was a fun story

36:55

to share. You're

36:57

welcome.

37:02

Ain't it within a man's ass? Still

37:04

going. I don't want anybody here. All right.

37:07

Well, why don't we take a quick break?

37:10

I want to die. Why? I

37:13

hate it. It's

37:14

like this old toothless guy

37:16

and he's telling me that he butt-fucked the guy. Like

37:18

the first time he came in a guy's ass. And I don't

37:21

want to know. Like I don't want to hear it.

37:23

And you're loving it. I just can't understand. Listen,

37:26

sometimes you and I are like

37:28

fudge and caramel, bro, peanut butter and

37:30

chocolate. And then some days what

37:32

makes you laugh is like

37:33

it's been my kryptonite. Like, you can't do it,

37:35

dude. That was my first time. It killed me. Yeah.

37:39

I'm going to fucking puke on

37:41

myself. I feel good. I feel

37:43

sick. I feel good. He feels good.

37:46

He's got like no teeth and stuff.

37:50

Yeah.

37:50

I don't even know if the other guy consented

37:52

to it, you know? Oh my God. We

37:54

didn't even get into that. We didn't even get into that. There's

37:57

no... Something tells me there's not much of a choice in this

37:59

situation. You know,

38:01

it's it feels consensual.

38:03

He did. He told the story

38:05

as can I get some yeah

38:07

He doesn't seem the type sir. He's not

38:10

Oh,

38:11

sorry, is he in there for why

38:13

what is you guys know something?

38:14

I don't know. He's known as As

38:17

the booty warrior.

38:18

Oh this guy. Yeah, you know this guy. Yeah,

38:21

we mean he's known as the booty He's known to

38:23

have Snatched a bunch

38:25

of booties and when he was locked up, you guys are fucking

38:27

with me. Am I?

38:28

How do you guys know that

38:29

he's kind of well Where

38:33

well, I mean that there's a reason he's doing interviews. This

38:35

isn't just like Famous

38:37

guy. I don't know about him. He's not on tiktok. I don't

38:39

know Famous CNN

38:42

did a profile of him a couple

38:44

weeks ago. Well shit. Yeah,

38:46

did Hoda interview him? Yeah, once

38:48

you're on Hoda you're legit Subscribe

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38:52

watch you read that right there. Can you read it? He

38:54

can you read it fleece Johnson

38:56

infamously known as the booty

38:59

warrior a dude reportedly Again

39:01

sexually assaulting over 157 people

39:04

while in prison was released last year and is

39:06

now speaking

39:07

out about his 44 years

39:09

behind bars Jesus Christ 44 fucking

39:13

years. Yeah, he got locked up when I was born. That's

39:15

amazing. Yeah

39:18

Well poor guy wait, what did he

39:20

do to get into prison is what I'm wondering originally

39:23

sentenced to 10 years for armed robbery in 1979 at

39:26

Kentucky State Penitentiary Johnson would later be sentenced

39:28

to an additional 18 years in 1987 on charges of wanton endangerment

39:33

and first-degree assault And

39:36

then the Kentucky law is engaging in conduct

39:38

that creates a substantial danger of

39:40

serious physical injury or death to another

39:42

person in October 1990 he

39:44

was charged with assault on a

39:46

corrections officer four times Which

39:49

added an additional 20 years to

39:52

his sentence from 1981 to 2013 He

39:55

was up for parole 13 times

39:58

after serving a minimum of 20 to 50 percent However,

40:00

they were denied due to his sexual crimes

40:03

on inmates and officers.

40:06

Wow, he's a monster,

40:08

Fleece.

40:09

Holy fuck, dude. Okay, he

40:12

was on the show Lock Up Raw, the convict

40:14

code, and known as the Booty

40:15

Warrior. The

40:16

show intended for kids to make positive

40:18

choices and avoid incarceration.

40:20

We should show this to our sons immediately.

40:23

In this prison, Booty was more important than food,

40:25

Johnson said on the MSNBC show.

40:28

Fuck.

40:29

Booty, a man's butt.

40:31

Butt? Oh

40:31

yeah, there's more. They can't say butt. That's

40:33

stupid. I thought on Gay

40:36

magazine, it was more important than

40:38

I'm serious, Booty having

40:40

some booty was more important than drinking

40:43

water. Man, when I see one and he looks

40:45

good to me, when I go see him, I say,

40:47

hey you, come here. I say, I'm going

40:50

to tell you what, I like you and

40:52

I want you. We can do this the easy way

40:54

or the hard way. The choice is yours. And it was

40:56

always a yes.

40:57

And it was in a man's ass. It

41:01

was always a yes. Yeah. I can't wait

41:04

to tell you like that. It was always a yes. I didn't force myself

41:06

on nobody. Dude, any fucked officer.

41:09

This guy,

41:10

when he doesn't look aggressive to me, he seems

41:13

a little skinny

41:13

guy. Yeah, I think maybe it's

41:15

a little different when you're locked up. I don't know.

41:18

Shit. I'm giving you this one for my man here.

41:21

Yeah. Well, that was a fun

41:23

story to kind of wrap up the first

41:25

half here. Why don't we take a break? Thanks, Tom.

41:28

Fucking assholes. I got

41:30

to go. I feel sad. I'm going

41:32

to go back. We'll be right back. And we

41:34

are super excited to welcome to the studio.

41:42

Don't forget that the new album drops

41:44

December 1st. It's artificial

41:47

intelligence. It's ESO

41:49

of Zarface, everybody. Oh,

41:53

look at that. You know who the coolest. You

41:56

are the coolest. You have cool

41:57

artwork. Your songs are about cool shit. Even

41:59

the albums are just a You're like instrumental. I love you

42:01

guys so much. Ah, thank you. Thank you. And you're

42:03

just the best. We did a music video

42:05

with you. Yes. That's why you guys... I mean,

42:07

that's part of a Zharface lore. You were

42:09

the Zharface universe. Yeah, for sure. And somehow

42:12

I tumbled into the YMH universe, which

42:14

is such a blessing. I still remember

42:16

the day when I woke

42:19

up, and you know, you're just like straggling

42:22

around, and then at some point you open your phone.

42:25

Yeah. And I see all these mentions. I'm like,

42:27

what the fuck is this? Everyone's like, oh

42:29

shit, oh shit, you gotta mention, you gotta mention on

42:32

the new Zharface album. I'm like, wait, what? And

42:35

I start like, immediately I run through,

42:37

and it's, I mean, it is like,

42:39

honestly, it's one of the coolest things that's ever happened

42:41

to me. Oh, man. The shout out. I'm serious.

42:43

I'm bizarro. Thank you. Thank you. And

42:46

I was like, this is why... That really

42:48

felt to me, like, you know, everyone has these things, like,

42:50

I've made it. For me, I was like, oh,

42:52

I fucking... Oh, wow. No, it really

42:54

is the coolest thing that ever happened to me. And then,

42:57

to make that even cooler,

42:59

you guys were like, hey, can we shoot

43:02

a music video with you guys? And so

43:04

for people who haven't seen or don't know, you can

43:06

just go on YouTube and look up Zharface

43:08

Bizarro, and it's a fucking

43:11

rad music video. There we are, yeah. So good.

43:14

Oh, yeah, Mike Pesci. Yeah, Mike Pesci. Yeah, you

43:16

delivered. You made, yeah, you guys, I mean, have

43:19

been holding us down since, and that means a ton. Oh, man.

43:22

It was fucking awesome. You should have been in

43:24

the video, Christina, but we, you know... He

43:26

said no. Really? Yeah. He

43:29

put the kibosh on the whole thing. I was like, kind of... I

43:32

didn't take my gum out. And I was going

43:34

to put it under the... Just throw it across the room. You

43:36

know that trick, like, when you're at a restaurant, they give you,

43:39

like, frozen butter packs? Yeah. And

43:41

it's too cold, so you slide it under your

43:43

thigh to warm it up, and nobody... I don't do that. I think nobody

43:45

knows. Never done that. Well,

43:48

this place is Chateau. Oh, wait,

43:50

that's such a good idea. Yeah, you take that butter

43:53

pack, you put it under your thigh, and you continue

43:55

to... the conversation. No one else knows, and they're

43:57

all kind of, like, chiseling away through that cold.

44:00

butter. You want something warm so you use that

44:02

thigh weight and

44:05

it makes it, you know, as though they microwaved it for you.

44:07

Yeah, perfect. How long do you count? Yeah,

44:09

how long does it take? I usually, when I'm listening to someone

44:12

speak, I'm usually counting to 100 in my head. Well,

44:15

that'll do it. It's part of your autism, right? Yeah.

44:19

And I put it out and I spread it and people are like, how

44:21

does that? Oh, you got one

44:23

of the cold ones? Anyway. Exactly.

44:27

That's a trick. So,

44:30

my wife's disgusted by it. Oh, this is real.

44:33

Oh, it's real. It's not a... Yeah,

44:36

that's a really good one. It's like the opposite

44:39

of a karaoke effect. It's such a cool SO

44:41

effect.

44:41

That's what we need to come up with our SO effect now.

44:44

You have like hacks for sure. Yeah. I

44:47

hate

44:47

the word hacks. Okay. So, I think

44:49

SO effects better. You also hate the word routine. I remember

44:51

when we ate at that restaurant, I said

44:53

routine. I was calling

44:56

back to one of your bits and

44:58

I might've said routine twice and then you leaned

45:00

over the table and it's like, it's bit. It's

45:02

a bit. It's a bit. And

45:05

I felt this small and I was like,

45:07

it is a bit. It's a fucking bit. Yeah.

45:10

It's like your rhymes, your rap words are like... It's

45:12

like rap versus hip hop, man. Yeah, yeah,

45:14

yeah. No, but yeah, I got... How many albums,

45:16

by the way, for Czarface now? Probably

45:19

around eight. Wow. Yeah.

45:22

Are you kind of amazed that it... What I'm amazed

45:24

about mostly when I think about it is that

45:27

Inspect the Deck has more

45:29

rhymes on Wu-Tang albums. I mean,

45:31

on Czarface albums than on Wu-Tang albums.

45:34

Really? I don't know. Because we got like 10 albums.

45:36

Yeah. Eight to 10 albums. I forget. But I've

45:39

never actually counted it, but Deck's

45:41

not on every Wu-Tang. Of course, when he is, he's

45:43

killing it, but he's not on every Wu-Tang track. So if you

45:45

did the math, I just think about it sometimes. But do

45:48

you ever stop and think about the fact that

45:50

you basically, I'm saying as a whole mate,

45:53

like

45:53

what you've built, like what you've made. This

45:56

is what you wanted to do with your life and career.

45:58

Yeah. whatever eight

46:00

albums with yeah inspected

46:03

deck like as your you know your co

46:06

your guy right like your group yeah

46:08

George obviously but like but

46:10

it's fucking crazy right it is crazy when

46:12

I sit back and think about it but I

46:15

feel like we're always moving forward and

46:17

so I don't take that time to really reflect

46:19

on how insane it is yeah if we're doing

46:22

our face shows we end the sets with Wu-Tang

46:24

show so I'm like doing triumph with deck

46:26

and I'm doing cream with deck and

46:29

just

46:29

I don't deserve that but I'm here and

46:32

I just but it's on the other hand as that

46:35

my buddies say to me like you're the only guy

46:37

like who

46:40

my buddy John says you're the only guy that's employed

46:42

and unemployed at the same time

46:45

because I just kind of have a lot of free time oh

46:47

right because you know we were talking about it off the mic

46:50

is if you're an entertainer or performer you don't you

46:53

don't really have a set schedule unless you're on the road right

46:55

so I can do a lot of goofy shit right when you and

46:57

you have your goofy shit you like to do I have a lot of comic

46:59

books you give your comic book why is

47:01

comic books gotta be goofy shit a little okay even

47:04

to VR yeah oh

47:06

yeah no I like I'm into VR and

47:08

I've heard you drag comic book

47:10

shit I've heard you know yeah I've heard you mystic Rick

47:13

I heard all this shit you know I absorb

47:15

it and it just makes me stronger yeah it's thickened

47:17

by are you a big WWE guy of

47:20

WWE WWF era WCW AW yeah

47:22

all of it

47:25

yeah yeah I mean I told you you should really

47:27

go into it I mean I don't understand what you're waiting for you're

47:29

not gonna get hurt well I do you actually

47:32

I was a I was about to do I can't

47:34

I don't want to give away I was about to do

47:36

something with one of the big wrestling organizations

47:39

okay this is like a couple years ago yeah and

47:41

the person who was most excited

47:43

to do it with like the

47:45

guy who reached out who's a wrestler yeah he

47:47

got hurt and it kind of okay

47:50

I got delayed everything and then it's just you know things

47:52

kind of evolved take off from there yeah

47:55

by the way when you're doing triumph and you're doing

47:57

cream with deck and you're supposed

47:59

the hidden n-word you just lean into

48:02

it you go hard what do you

48:04

do you know it's funny a lot of Dex verses

48:06

don't have any swears in them really yeah but sometimes

48:09

sometimes he'll drop that word and and you know

48:11

I'm like this is if there's ever a time

48:14

I have free reign to do it yeah it's on stage

48:16

with him yeah and it's like a power-up

48:18

but yeah I don't yeah yeah you have to

48:20

pick another word though um what

48:23

I do is I just hold the mic

48:25

and I'm like and I don't say it yeah but I let

48:27

the mic cover my mouth so you can't see whether

48:30

I'm saying it or not oh that's like you held

48:32

in a court of law yeah but yeah but I'm like

48:35

ah you know I'm

48:37

standing next to deck and it's like I mean it's kind

48:39

of fascinating that you're performing in a medium

48:41

where the whole thing is say words and you're supposed to say

48:43

these written words but then there's a magic word you

48:46

have to you have to dance around it even

48:48

though like that's part of what you're supposed to be saying yeah

48:50

ready to get said quite frequently well it says

48:52

you know comes

48:55

up a lot in songs you know anytime yeah the

48:57

first time that I admit one

49:00

of my

49:05

favorite stories is hindered by that

49:08

actual oh yeah well you

49:10

know it's just the first time deck introduced

49:12

me to ghostface I said

49:15

this guy's not gonna know who I am you know what I mean

49:17

and uh I was kind of nervous meeting him

49:19

and and ghost got up he's like yo it's that

49:21

spider-man and he dropped

49:24

the word and it

49:26

was the greatest I've ever felt in

49:28

your life because I was pitching a beat

49:30

to him over you know the internet's we hadn't

49:33

met but I had a beat where I was sampling

49:35

spider-man and ghost was gonna

49:37

use it and it was gonna be this you know this

49:39

thing it never worked out but he identified

49:42

me as that you

49:44

know I'd love to tell that story but I can't ever finish

49:47

it yeah appropriately I

49:49

talked to him twice on the phone oh he's

49:51

exactly like he was on the record and it was pretty

49:53

fucking awesome yeah yeah

49:55

I couldn't believe that it was happening yeah

49:57

and I was like

49:58

okay I'll call you back sometime

49:59

Oh,

50:02

that's great. You can have one here, man. Oh,

50:05

that'd be great. When we spoke, he was telling me about

50:07

the cows eat differently in Europe and they

50:09

gallop, like horses, because they're

50:11

on a different diet. Really? There's

50:13

no way that's true. I'm not going to argue with them.

50:16

No, I'll be like... No, I was like, I was like... Because

50:18

I had been to Europe a few times myself and I was like, I don't know. They seem to be

50:20

standing just like they are in Nebraska

50:22

or whatever. And they play it and you're like, I was in the

50:24

UK. Oh, no, in Belgium, that's where they run at. You're

50:27

like, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I got this. I can't

50:29

test anything he says. For sure. I'm like, yeah,

50:31

no doubt. No doubt. But

50:36

it's a blessing to even be able to... You know what you have

50:38

to do, right? You have to take that

50:41

knowledge and at some point just kind of drop

50:43

it into a song. You know, like, I'm running

50:45

like the cows in Europe. Like that kind of thing.

50:48

That has to be a lyric. Yeah,

50:50

you know what? Running like the cows in Europe. You know

50:52

what I mean? Ghost, no, what's up? Yeah, yeah.

50:55

And people will be like, wait, what happened? Yeah, I like that. I

50:57

like that. I like that. What

50:59

rhymes with Europe?

50:59

Gosh, that's right here. Ray's Farthe Dutch. Because

51:02

probably trivial, like little bits

51:05

of knowledge that you pick up from conversations.

51:07

Those find their way

51:08

into songs sometimes, right? Absolutely.

51:11

Catch me at your mom's house. What up, son? I'm

51:13

that girl. And here we are. Here we are. Yeah,

51:16

I think sometimes even mistakes in songs

51:19

tend to stand out. I was talking

51:21

to Danny Brown about it. If you say a rap

51:24

and you like to take, you have, but you mispronounce the

51:26

word, sometimes you leave it in. Right.

51:29

And that's the thing the fans remember about it. And it gives it some type

51:31

of style. A thousand percent. You know what I mean? Yeah,

51:33

mispronouncing things. Also sometimes you

51:35

go back and you're like, that doesn't really rhyme.

51:38

Something doesn't rhyme. But that makes that

51:40

lyric stand out. Yeah. The fact

51:43

that

51:43

they were almost forcing a rhyme or just accepted

51:45

that something kept it in. Yeah, definitely.

51:47

The imperfections

51:48

are the best. Imperfection.

51:50

Yes, the imperfections are

51:52

the perfections in a way. Yeah, yeah. And

51:55

that's why I stand up a lot too.

51:57

You'll forget something or you'll...

52:00

You'll stammer through something and you'll say something almost

52:02

by accident and then that gets a huge laugh. Yeah.

52:05

You're like, oh, like the, the, my

52:08

ignorance in this

52:09

part, you know, where my mistake leads to

52:11

the laugh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

52:14

that's very, that's very cool. And then you try to reproduce it, but

52:16

maybe it doesn't. Sometimes you can like take a

52:18

new position. You're like, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna

52:21

play

52:22

dumber. Like the funnier thing is to be dumber

52:25

in this situation. So I'll, I'll,

52:27

I'll embrace that. But sometimes, yeah, sometimes

52:29

you try to embrace the way

52:32

you made a mistake and then that can't be duplicated

52:34

sometimes. Yeah. Like interesting,

52:36

like

52:37

Duncan Trussell last night, actually thank you guys

52:39

for getting me into the comedy. I appreciate that.

52:41

Um, he had said he was talking

52:43

about somebody who identified him as a master

52:46

of history and the crowd laughed their asses off

52:48

and then he found the word he was looking for, which was historian.

52:51

Ah, but then he kept going back and everyone kept popping

52:53

for it. And I was like, is this part of a bit, bit, bit,

52:55

bit, bit. And then,

52:58

uh, what's up with that place? Red Ash. Is

53:00

that still open? It burned down the

53:02

irony of being called

53:03

red out. Yeah. I was thinking

53:05

they're not like completely like it's going to be

53:07

reopened. Okay. Like I looked it

53:10

up and it's a temporarily closed. Yeah. Let

53:12

me get to the bottom of this. Literally burn out. The

53:14

place is so good. I was going to take it. Yeah. But

53:18

forget it. We gorged our, I mean, I just, you

53:21

know, there's a lot of restaurants there. So sweet

53:23

green. You guys like sweet. The

53:26

one place that you have here is closed. Sweet

53:29

green. Ridiculous. You're

53:32

just going to end it there. You pick it, whatever.

53:35

Thank you. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a virgin

53:37

records now. So it's different. Oh,

53:41

you know, back at the

53:43

Fairmont now, you know, okay. Yeah. That

53:45

real advanced. You know what's the funny?

53:47

I always have some of it like your

53:49

lines in my head. Fuck all that. I'm against

53:51

all that. Like sometimes, you know, you just have like, you're

53:54

in my head.

53:54

Something that simple is a

53:56

freestyle that I would keep. Oh, you know,

53:59

like. like recording it, like I'm

54:01

not, I didn't write that down. Oh.

54:04

Those are the things that we're talking about. Like normally

54:07

I would think, oh fuck all that, I'm against all that.

54:10

It's too easy, but then it comes out and it sticks

54:12

with people. Yeah,

54:12

because that's how you speak. Yeah.

54:15

Wildlings. Wildlings. Wildlings.

54:19

Wow. Absolutely, yeah, see and that was deck at the end of

54:21

that track and he kept saying it and it was like, oh, let's

54:23

keep that in. And that resonated with you guys.

54:25

Yeah. And it's just, so. Now,

54:27

love. When it comes to

54:29

like new and in

54:32

the moment slang, do rappers

54:35

and black people have a newsletter that

54:38

tells them here's what the kids are saying? How

54:40

do you keep up with all the kids slang?

54:43

I think Twitter now, right? Twitter? Really?

54:45

Or whatever, the new TikTok, yeah. Twitter's

54:48

excellent. No, but you've lived, honestly, as somebody who,

54:50

your job is to be a wordsmith, do

54:53

you, can you like

54:55

mark in your head when certain,

54:57

you're like, oh, this expression is a thing now. You know what I

54:59

mean? Like it feels like anyone can look back

55:01

through life, but I feel like you would have a better perspective

55:04

on it because your job is words,

55:06

you know? Yeah, definitely. But there's

55:08

a, I think there's a time and place for certain

55:11

words where, you know, if I say something's cat,

55:13

it doesn't, it might not sound as authentic

55:17

because that's a word my son would say. Uh-huh.

55:20

And he just turned 15.

55:22

And you know, I don't really hear it come out of his mouth, but it'll come out

55:24

on a text or something. That's interesting. So,

55:27

your thing is that if like kids

55:29

are saying it and then I say it, then I sound like a

55:31

guy trying to be a kid? Yeah. I think so. Yeah. I

55:33

think so. So does that mean you stick, you try to stick

55:36

to the either slang that you grew

55:38

up with or just said that you're hearing other adults

55:40

say?

55:43

No, I think just slang that's in my, it depends

55:45

on who you hang out with. Like if I go on tour with

55:48

a group of kids that are like 19,

55:51

I'll probably come back saying something different.

55:53

Right, right, right. I tour a lot with

55:56

Vinny Paz from Chedamatre. Dude, yeah. So

55:58

I pick up a lot of Philly slang. and then

56:00

bring it back to Boston throughout the year. He's incredible. Oh,

56:02

he's great. He's one of the most gifted people I

56:04

know. Yeah. But when

56:06

you say something like, I

56:09

can't think of another example, but for me, it's like, yo,

56:11

fuck Five-O, fuck, you know. But now it's

56:13

like, fuck 12. So 12 is the new Five-O.

56:16

What? What is 12? What is 12? Do

56:20

you always know the origin though? No. You

56:22

don't? No, they pop up in records, but like a

56:24

gun people talk about their pole now. It's

56:27

the pole. Oh. So you get the newsletter

56:29

from the Black guys. But the

56:31

stick

56:31

used to be a Jimmy, and the Jimmy is a

56:33

dick.

56:34

Oh yeah, well, yes. So wait, a pole

56:36

is now a gun. Pole. And 12,

56:39

the 12 is the 12. 12 is Five-O, cops. I

56:41

know, but is it the 12 or just 12? I think it's

56:43

just 12.

56:44

And why is it 12? You know

56:46

something? I'm ashamed to tell you that I don't know.

56:48

You know that person here. Any of you

56:50

know why it's 12?

56:52

No, I don't remember. Did you

56:54

know pole too? I don't know, I don't remember. I heard

56:56

pole, yeah. You know pole and stick. But

56:58

see, you're saying it like it's second nature, because you're younger than I

57:00

am. For me, it's the

57:02

GAT. Oh, 10-12. Right,

57:05

10-12, it's a police code.

57:06

Right, so I haven't heard that code, because

57:10

I'm a family man. So you have

57:12

two kids and a wife. It's West Coast, but

57:15

you heard one time before, right? Oh, of course, one time,

57:17

gaffled them up. Do you know the origin of that?

57:20

My origin of that is from

57:22

MC8, CMW. But why

57:25

it's said, you know why it's said? I imagine

57:28

it's, do you? Yeah.

57:31

Oh, break it down. So the reason one time became slang

57:33

is that. Don't get me in trouble.

57:35

No, no, no, no, the reason one time became slang

57:37

is that if you're in a car and

57:40

you see police, you can look

57:42

at them one time before you elicit

57:45

a reaction from them that would make

57:47

them suspicious. In other words, if there's a

57:49

cop over here, and you can look once, looking

57:52

once is okay. That's why they call it little one

57:54

time. But if you look more than once, then they're like,

57:56

why does that person keep looking over here? You're, you're,

57:58

you're. They're eliciting the suspicion

58:01

but I keep looking at them.

58:02

So you get the newsletter too. Well that's, I

58:04

got it. I got the

58:06

book about the newsletter. I read the book.

58:08

Okay. But I just thought that was a really

58:11

fascinating one. That yeah it is and that makes a lot

58:13

of sense. It's what I would have guessed. But

58:16

you articulated it far better than I could. That's

58:18

what I was going to get. Yeah, but at one time, well you know, there's

58:21

a lot of documented history

58:23

of you know, cops not really being

58:26

that. No there's not. Why are you being like that?

58:28

Blue Lives Matter. Anyway.

58:31

You know what I'm saying. I

58:33

mean you don't get a lot

58:35

of chances to fly. Yeah, yeah. And

58:37

yeah, yeah. That's gonna. The

58:40

10-12 thing makes sense. I get that.

58:42

5-0 comes from Hawaii 5-0 the show. Yep,

58:45

absolutely. Is that right? Yeah.

58:46

God damn.

58:48

Are you guys fucking with me? No. Oh

58:50

come on, you know that. I didn't know that. That's

58:52

how it entered the lexicon. Yeah. Oh

58:54

shit.

58:55

Yeah. Oh wow. Let's

58:58

see how your rap ears think of this.

59:01

Raps. Here we go. Ah

59:04

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

59:07

ah ah ah ah.

59:09

Here we go. I love you

59:11

baby. Ah ah

59:14

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. You

59:17

were like a goddess to

59:19

me. Ah ah ah

59:22

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. I

59:24

got struck by lightning you can

59:27

even see. Ah ah ah ah

59:29

ah ah ah ah ah ah

59:32

ah. These people won't even leave

59:34

me be. I had a

59:36

goddess

59:37

her name was Penelope. Ah

59:40

ah ah ah ah ah ah.

59:43

Okay so lyrically maybe he can grow. But

59:45

I mean he has the right kind of cadence right? Absolutely.

59:48

It's kind of like a, I think the Patriots play that for touchdowns

59:50

now. You know. It's like a

59:52

new Gary Glitter. I got you. I got

59:54

you. I got you. I

59:56

got you. I got you. I got your celebration

59:58

or goal song.

1:01:50

I'm

1:02:00

saying it but now I think there's an

1:02:02

audience for

1:02:03

any type of hip-hop. I think it speaks

1:02:06

to the fact I and I think this goes for

1:02:08

comedy as well is that when something

1:02:10

gets so big and so popular

1:02:12

Yeah that the genre actually has no

1:02:14

boundaries anymore And meaning that

1:02:17

like and also because of the way that technology

1:02:20

works that everyone can upload You know

1:02:22

either their songs or their routines

1:02:24

and they put them up and and

1:02:27

you just get no You just like here's the

1:02:29

thing what's what's really good will

1:02:31

always get the attention of the masses

1:02:33

like it's something that's like really good Yeah, and

1:02:36

then just everything in between and some people there's

1:02:38

somebody who's like I love this, you know I mean, I

1:02:40

think my shit right here. Yeah, but it's I

1:02:42

mean, I get what you're saying cuz in In

1:02:45

comedy, it's like, you know, it had like these are the

1:02:47

boundaries of comedy Yeah and now then they

1:02:49

became like anti comedy and you know, I

1:02:51

mean like the anti joke and there's really Subversive

1:02:54

stuff and there's super alt stuff

1:02:56

and there's countries and there's either songs

1:02:58

that are like it's just it's massive

1:03:00

It speaks to the fact that in hip-hop's like I always remind

1:03:03

like my talks with somebody who loves hip-hop

1:03:05

today I'm like, you know when I was like in middle

1:03:07

school you would go to a record

1:03:10

store and the set it said rap

1:03:12

and it was it was like 12 That

1:03:15

was it. It was like run DMC Queen Latifah

1:03:18

Eric B. Rakim, you know EPMD like

1:03:21

ice cube and then like that was it That was

1:03:23

all that was available. Yep, and then now

1:03:25

the genre is so so massive that

1:03:27

there's just

1:03:28

endless amounts Oh back then I mean you could

1:03:30

count to every artist you could about you know I

1:03:32

mean and and now there's a space

1:03:34

for for everything and there's an audience

1:03:37

for everything forever And there are kids that have grown up listening

1:03:39

to things like this that you know

1:03:41

are entertained by it Did you do the thing or did you

1:03:44

have the temptation when

1:03:46

you started to do really like x-rated?

1:03:49

Songs, you know that feels like a young

1:03:52

man. I know Gun

1:03:54

deep in your vault before I just

1:03:56

can I just part out? pre

1:03:58

wife kids, SO

1:04:01

and 7L and then there's a clear delineation.

1:04:04

It's like let's go to the cemetery

1:04:06

and fuck some cars. You think

1:04:08

I didn't fucking know that? That's

1:04:11

funny. I'm gonna blame 7L for that

1:04:13

because he's the one that put that on the record and

1:04:16

that's a hit on that record. Yeah

1:04:19

I like it. Yeah but um

1:04:22

yeah so yeah my wife writes my rhymes for me now.

1:04:24

Yeah yeah yeah

1:04:26

but I mean it's every young guy right like you're 18

1:04:29

like let's write a rhyme like if you're like starting

1:04:32

out it's like everyone's thing is like fuck shit

1:04:34

you know like wild stuff. Definitely definitely

1:04:36

I mean you know I came up listening to a lot of ghetto

1:04:38

boys too short you know when I

1:04:40

was listening to EPMD and public you know a lot

1:04:43

of east coast stuff too but yeah killed

1:04:45

a bitch right here yeah so

1:04:48

uh yeah that stuff would work its way in as

1:04:50

you get older you wonder like if you're connecting

1:04:52

with uh the right

1:04:54

I don't know audience yeah yeah

1:04:56

if you're really representing who you are right and

1:04:58

it kind of changes your lyrical

1:05:01

trajectory sure yeah you know what I mean so that's

1:05:03

just like a part of evolving I think

1:05:05

so yeah plus it's easy to rhyme dick

1:05:08

with tit and all that shit sure

1:05:10

you know yo

1:05:10

you just did it right now dick and tit and

1:05:12

all that shit. Yeah it doesn't even technically rhyme

1:05:14

but it does it's like it doesn't but it does it's a slant

1:05:17

rhyme they call it yeah it's

1:05:19

always that that family of tit clit dick

1:05:21

you know it's about you got all those little nip

1:05:24

yep

1:05:25

or nipple

1:05:26

so do you just have a thesaurus in your head

1:05:28

that works like that where you're

1:05:30

like

1:05:30

I think so I think there's a lot of I think a lot

1:05:32

of my my mute the rhymes that I come

1:05:34

with start with

1:05:36

the actual rhyme schemes

1:05:38

themselves and then I'll come up with

1:05:40

a story around it like

1:05:42

if I say it again so so

1:05:43

hold on you come to my mind you mean like the cadence

1:05:45

like you have an idea of what the beat is

1:05:47

first yeah yeah um

1:05:49

no no you have an idea of the rhyme scheme like the

1:05:51

the different rhymes things that rhyme like Shane

1:05:57

Gillis painkillers something and

1:05:59

then you come then you come up with something like that, like,

1:06:02

you know, Sakani

1:06:04

Azura, Tom Sagura, yeah, that type

1:06:06

of shit. And then you're like,

1:06:08

okay, so how do I make this into a story? If you're

1:06:11

doing braggadocio raps, if you're not coming

1:06:13

from, you know, telling a story, a vulnerable

1:06:16

story, that's different. Then you're trying to

1:06:18

tell the story and find the rhyming words, but

1:06:20

if you're coming up with a punchline

1:06:22

type of shit that we grew up with, my shit is nice,

1:06:24

you know. That's a whole lane

1:06:27

of hip-hop. My shit is nice. That

1:06:30

wife, I take her home quicker than

1:06:32

Matt Rife. Yeah, you know, that type of thing.

1:06:34

You know, like that quick, like,

1:06:36

reference,

1:06:39

you slide it in there. I have a hip-hop question for

1:06:41

you. This is something I've thought

1:06:43

a lot about. I realize I haven't been able to really ask

1:06:45

somebody, certainly not a professional, about their opinion

1:06:47

on this. So that when hip-hop

1:06:50

started, it's very easy

1:06:53

to, because, you know, things

1:06:55

obviously become more complicated as they evolve, it's

1:06:57

very easy to imitate the

1:06:59

early-day rappers, right? It was very much

1:07:02

like, ABC, one, two, three,

1:07:04

you know, like, that's how it started. And

1:07:07

I was trying to think of who

1:07:10

were like the first people that

1:07:12

it became, wow, like almost

1:07:15

difficult, in some cases almost impossible

1:07:17

to imitate. And I was like, you know,

1:07:19

I think there's definitely some rhyme

1:07:21

schemes that Tretch came

1:07:23

up with that I was like, that's actually complicated

1:07:27

to duplicate. And then like

1:07:29

the one that stands out, you

1:07:31

could say E-40 on some things for sure too. That's

1:07:36

not an easy thing to imitate. But then that Busta

1:07:38

Rhymes took the, and ran with it of

1:07:40

like, as far as like, okay, that's not just something

1:07:42

you can just repeat easily.

1:07:45

Right, right. How do you think, or

1:07:47

does that line up for you? Yeah,

1:07:50

um,

1:07:51

Pitbull. Pitbull.

1:07:53

Um,

1:07:55

little, uh, no, I'm

1:07:58

kidding with Pitbull. Yeah. The

1:08:00

dog works like I'm I'm bombing

1:08:02

at a show. No, no, I'm just asking if you agree

1:08:04

with that sentiment I expected you guys to

1:08:06

fall down No, you're being

1:08:08

serious because I don't know like what if you would have you respect

1:08:11

some also

1:08:11

pitbull speak Spanish That's hard for a lot of people

1:08:15

minor flex there major

1:08:17

flex The

1:08:21

road tongue roll to know I would

1:08:23

say rock him kind of yeah He

1:08:25

when rock him came out that changed everything,

1:08:28

you know before that I think meli mel set that

1:08:30

set the tone. Yep run DNC then

1:08:33

rock him came out the real

1:08:35

Laid back delivery, but do you think that was difficult

1:08:37

to mimic?

1:08:39

Yeah, I mean there are a few people

1:08:41

that came out sounding like him right, you

1:08:43

know to me throughout the years, but It's

1:08:45

difficult for me. I can't I still kid. Yeah but

1:08:50

But e40 as a as a way that yeah,

1:08:52

you know There's this there are people that you

1:08:55

know, if you can rhyme in the pocket It means a lot

1:08:57

it's very important to some people but there are a lot of

1:08:59

artists that I think don't

1:09:01

technically rhyme in the pocket

1:09:04

that are

1:09:05

Ten times more entertaining to me. Mm-hmm. Do

1:09:07

you know what I mean? Like like old dirty bastard

1:09:09

on Brooklyn Zoo It's one of the finest recordings

1:09:12

of all time. Yeah magic. Yes

1:09:15

my way saying shit and I'm like Nobody

1:09:18

can do it. You know, maybe a few when we Willis

1:09:20

maybe can do it ODB

1:09:22

stories, I mean, I'm sure you can get you probably

1:09:25

knows but like yeah the stuff that I've seen

1:09:27

in interviews how they're like You

1:09:29

know showing up to sessions and then and

1:09:31

and also being like we don't even it's

1:09:34

not like hey go in there Let's talk about this. They would

1:09:36

just like on some case in some cases

1:09:38

just hit record and

1:09:41

See what happens and and

1:09:43

he would just go off on these things that were like magic

1:09:46

moments. They captured. Absolutely. Absolutely and

1:09:48

that's all

1:09:50

Soul personality. Yeah, and just

1:09:52

you know him being him which is some

1:09:54

people get too technical

1:09:56

Overthink things I heard with him for Elle.

1:09:58

Yeah Tell a story

1:10:00

about when he did a song with with odb.

1:10:02

I forget the name of the song right now But

1:10:05

how he said odb was like what

1:10:07

are you going to do? And that ferell was like just

1:10:09

do your odb shit And and

1:10:11

then he's like, I don't know what you mean. So Ferell

1:10:14

did his impression Of

1:10:17

odb to him. He was like do that. Yeah,

1:10:20

okay. So like he was doing

1:10:23

Him to him like do this. Yeah.

1:10:26

Yeah. Yeah. I mean to get a performance out

1:10:28

of it, but it was yeah, okay Yeah,

1:10:30

it's just one of these Iconic

1:10:32

people that yeah, you know, you there will never be another

1:10:34

yeah, you can't just you know, yeah

1:10:37

That's true. I guess in comedy you

1:10:39

have like your sam kinnison Robin

1:10:44

williams these people that like have some

1:10:46

weird mental chemistry Yeah

1:10:48

mixed with drugs and alcohol or whatever

1:10:50

the fuck it is they're on and you're like

1:10:53

dude that combo Will

1:10:54

only ever exist in that human meat

1:10:57

sculpture and that particular space in

1:10:59

time Yeah, you know. Yeah, definitely

1:11:02

wild. I wonder how much mental illness

1:11:04

does play a part in these creative

1:11:06

people fascinating personalities Yeah,

1:11:08

because it's all the best comics are just fucking

1:11:11

Gone. Yeah, no, but I love

1:11:13

them. Sure. Yeah, you guys are fucking

1:11:16

gone. Yeah gone Yeah

1:11:19

There was pretty fucked

1:11:21

up. Yeah, I gotta I gotta

1:11:23

get a little crazier like ciel would

1:11:25

say You know, and then just kind of push

1:11:27

through that Okay But

1:11:30

can I tell you what I love about you actually? Is

1:11:33

the homies is how not crazy

1:11:35

you are and how relatable I always

1:11:37

go back to there's woolers. I love the album

1:11:40

Anyway, I like your song burrito as silly

1:11:43

as it is because everyone there's

1:11:45

just some one lyric where you're like Um,

1:11:47

i'll take the barbacoa And

1:11:49

you're like watching some guy fucking not

1:11:52

know how to order And you're like fucking

1:11:54

order douchebag like come on man Just

1:11:56

like that little moment that minutia.

1:11:58

It's the same with cola

1:11:59

I told you that how much

1:12:02

I love call me because it's a very

1:12:04

relatable sentiment. Mmm. It's like

1:12:06

what are your fucking fingers? Exactly

1:12:11

like how it feels. Yeah. Well,

1:12:13

that's actually a Distract

1:12:15

to 7l nobody knows that but I'm dissing.

1:12:17

Yeah, because we have a lot of communication

1:12:20

issues. Of course that makes sense I'm like yo man

1:12:22

Just call me we'll figure this out or you know or

1:12:24

at this point just text me but text me like you

1:12:27

know To do I've

1:12:29

never thought that

1:12:29

when I'm having that very situation

1:12:32

with someone just to send them that song The

1:12:37

song yeah with your with your Rolodex,

1:12:39

I'm sure that would be nice for me So why don't you send

1:12:41

that over to you? You know, uh,

1:12:43

Quintarentino Fucking

1:12:46

call me. Yeah. Yeah,

1:12:48

bitch bitch We're

1:12:49

gonna do a little

1:12:52

segment we like to call horrible

1:12:54

or hilarious This

1:13:04

is a great one today you got it sometimes

1:13:06

you don't know What's in the folder

1:13:08

and then sometimes

1:13:10

it's amazing and you're here for a great

1:13:12

day Okay. All right, so we watched

1:13:14

the video and you tell me is

1:13:16

it horrible or hilarious? Okay.

1:13:18

All right

1:13:19

Oh No,

1:13:22

I've fallen off stages before I don't like this.

1:13:25

I've like done that That's

1:13:27

all the answer. I need to fucking hear right there You

1:13:33

know you want to balance that with

1:13:36

Some degree of compassion because you

1:13:38

don't want that you you know, you guys have been on plenty

1:13:40

stages You don't want to fall off stage unless you get

1:13:42

it. But that is it's it's funny because

1:13:46

It's always funny to somebody fall is that guy

1:13:48

an asshole or you know, that's why right right Well,

1:13:50

here's the the cool thing and this is for real. He's

1:13:53

fine. He's okay. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's

1:13:55

good Yeah, camera guy. He's just trying to film

1:13:57

the fucking huh? Yeah, it's like

1:13:59

Doing a job and he backed up. No one had his back.

1:14:02

No

1:14:02

one had his back. Exactly. He had his back. He was supposed

1:14:04

to be like, hey, watch out. Watch your step. The security guard definitely

1:14:07

is using the Buffalo Dance. Yeah. What

1:14:10

happened

1:14:10

to Nana Cherry?

1:14:11

Yeah, it's funny. Chicken

1:14:13

Lo. Yeah, it's such a great

1:14:15

song. Listen to those lyrics now. It's

1:14:18

funny how they're dated, but they're

1:14:20

just like, it's such a time capsule

1:14:22

of, I'm not sure where she is. No

1:14:24

money

1:14:24

man can win my love. Exactly. It's a sweetness

1:14:26

that I'm thinking

1:14:27

of. Exactly. And that's the big. That's what I

1:14:29

married this guy for. Yeah, absolutely. What

1:14:31

is a Buffalo Dance? Now he's coming everywhere.

1:14:33

He is coming everywhere. He came everywhere. What

1:14:37

is a Buffalo Dance? That's what

1:14:39

the security guard is in. Oh, right. We

1:14:41

always hang in a Buffalo Dance. We

1:14:43

do the dive every

1:14:45

time we dance. I give you love, baby,

1:14:47

not a romance.

1:14:48

So don't. Glad you guys are having fun. You're fresh

1:14:50

with me. I ain't never heard of that. Come on

1:14:53

in. Come on in. Let's hear it. No

1:14:56

money man

1:14:57

can win my love.

1:15:00

It's a sweetness that I'm

1:15:03

thinking of.

1:15:05

We do the dive every time we dance. We

1:15:08

always hang in a Buffalo Dance. We

1:15:10

do the dive every time we dance. So

1:15:12

don't. I don't know. And then the. That's

1:15:16

the best part, man. Anyway,

1:15:18

what's next? Oh.

1:15:20

I like this already. I hate when people fuck

1:15:22

with animals. You deserve what you get.

1:15:24

Dipshit. Why

1:15:26

you fuck?

1:15:28

Nope.

1:15:30

I hope he dies. I hope you fucking die.

1:15:32

Oh. Yeah.

1:15:36

Oh, that was real.

1:15:38

That was real. That was very real. That

1:15:40

was real. Yeah. Oh.

1:15:44

I don't know if it's funny, right?

1:15:45

Oh.

1:15:47

I.

1:15:54

It's not funny. It's not funny. It's funny

1:15:56

to the alligator community. Yeah.

1:15:59

Gator. Yeah, I

1:16:02

recently went on an airboat with my son down in the Everglades.

1:16:04

We went through and we saw all these and we

1:16:07

were able to catch an alligator fight. Like

1:16:09

unsanctioned. It wasn't like a Michael

1:16:11

Vick thing. It was just two gators. They

1:16:13

were just fighting and one was just fighting the other's torso

1:16:16

and the guide on the airboat just kind of looked

1:16:18

at it like it was normal. And I say, hey, can we

1:16:21

go break this up or something? And he laughed. I

1:16:23

wasn't really going to hop off the boat, but they were on

1:16:25

land. You could kind of, and it's, you know, shallow

1:16:28

waters, but it's very dangerous. And

1:16:30

before you get on the airboat, there was a guy

1:16:32

that was kind of on that, um,

1:16:34

animal trainer situation where he would say,

1:16:36

you know, he'd say, I know how these gators behave

1:16:39

and what they're capable of. And that's why I can get away with

1:16:41

doing something stupid like this. This is it. I

1:16:43

never understand that. I never understand. Hey, you

1:16:45

know what the fun thing is? I'm going to stick a limb

1:16:47

or my head into a predator,

1:16:51

a deadly predators mouth. I don't, I don't get

1:16:53

what the fun is here. I

1:16:55

really don't. It's really, it's really stupid. The whole

1:16:58

thing makes me anxious. I never, anybody does that. Oh,

1:17:00

look at my hand. It's like, what are you doing, man? I

1:17:02

asked permission to pet people's dogs.

1:17:04

Oh yeah. Like you don't even know. Yeah.

1:17:07

Yeah. Yeah. I

1:17:09

usually, when I see people's dogs, I kind of drop to my knees and roll over on my

1:17:11

back and want to get attacked by them in

1:17:13

a, you know, in a loving way. Sure.

1:17:17

Um, but I, you know, actually outside here, there was two

1:17:19

German shepherds off the leash. Uh, do you know

1:17:21

who they are? No, no. Not this

1:17:23

guy, but there was two real ones out there

1:17:25

and they were just both, you know, under the command of the guy.

1:17:27

I thought you were actually saying that as a description for

1:17:29

two women that you thought were attractive. You mean

1:17:32

real dogs? Cause I love, there's two fucking German

1:17:36

shepherds off the leash. I'm

1:17:38

like, yeah, I know

1:17:40

that Emily and Melissa work next door. That's

1:17:43

what you're saying. I thought that was a Bassett

1:17:45

house. Oh, that's true. Yeah. But,

1:17:48

but your German shepherds are beautiful. They really are.

1:17:50

I mean, they've just, just true. They

1:17:53

are. No, they are. They are beautiful.

1:17:55

And yeah,

1:17:57

they're off leash. I do think it's kind

1:17:59

of a flex.

1:17:59

for a dog owner. Negative

1:18:02

flex though, like hey, my dog dropped the leash.

1:18:04

It makes everyone else tense. Yeah, and then

1:18:06

they go, don't worry. It's like, well, you can make everyone not worry

1:18:08

by doing the leash. Yeah, absolutely.

1:18:11

Don't mess with y'all.

1:18:12

This is so stupid to stop. But don't you feel

1:18:14

like German shepherds are racist dog staff?

1:18:17

Oh. Don't you feel like they're just like racist?

1:18:19

What, because they're German? Yeah. Because

1:18:22

the Nazis trained them? Yeah.

1:18:23

They're like Nazis. I

1:18:25

mean, and he's nodding. He's nodding so hard, I think it's next

1:18:28

to him to break. I can't see

1:18:30

you, right? I'm a German shepherds. They're Hitler dogs.

1:18:32

Yeah, I agree. Bro, they're cops. They're

1:18:35

narcs. Yeah, they're narcs. Look. Those

1:18:37

are not slaves of the dog world though, right? Look at

1:18:39

fucking. There's a furor. Look at Garing

1:18:42

right there on the right, upper right. They are

1:18:44

racist dogs. I thought dogs are colorblind.

1:18:48

Look at that. No, I think. They

1:18:51

are Nazi dogs. They are Nazi dogs. I've met

1:18:53

a lot of good German shepherds. I used to work in

1:18:56

the post-op at an animal shelter

1:18:59

and I would have to, not a veterinarian's,

1:19:02

what do you call it? A vet. Yeah. I

1:19:05

used to work there in the post-op and they'd come out and I would have to give the dogs their medicine.

1:19:07

Yeah. So I would have to go into the jaws of Rottweiler's

1:19:10

Pitbull. Wow. You know, given their sedated.

1:19:12

What's the scariest? The

1:19:14

scariest, I'd have probably,

1:19:17

you know, traditionally usually

1:19:20

afraid of the Pitbull, you know what I mean? But the

1:19:23

Rottweiler was originally the dog that I

1:19:25

had- Rockwelder. Yeah, fair

1:19:27

right, geez. I

1:19:29

thought you were a rapper, what the fuck's going on? The Rottie.

1:19:32

I know the Rockweiler, yeah. So the

1:19:36

Rottweiler at that time in my life was

1:19:38

the one that I probably feared the most

1:19:41

and this guy turned out to be the most loving dog.

1:19:43

Of course he was on a shitload of Trazodone. But

1:19:47

I could go right in there and kill him and it just

1:19:49

like a lab. And you

1:19:51

know, a Connecorso. There's

1:19:55

a bunch of dogs that are typically intimidating

1:19:57

but I know it's a cliche but I think it's

1:19:59

the- owner. So if your owner is fucking

1:20:02

Hitler, you're going to be a bastard

1:20:04

of a dog. Do you think that a

1:20:06

dog owner of a German Shepherd

1:20:08

needs to tell that

1:20:11

German Shepherd what their grandparents did? Like,

1:20:13

do you think they should be like, you

1:20:15

shouldn't be proud of your lineage? You've

1:20:20

attacked black people in Mobile,

1:20:22

you've killed Jews in Dachau.

1:20:24

Do you think that's something that you should tell that dog?

1:20:27

Let them know what their history is. Well,

1:20:29

you have to do it in cliques because they respond

1:20:31

to clique retraining. It's kind of like a Morse code.

1:20:34

I think we've been

1:20:36

giving these dogs too much of a pass. I got to

1:20:38

be honest.

1:20:40

Shepherds in general? No.

1:20:43

I would love to. I've been trying to push my wife

1:20:45

to get a German Shepherd for a long time. But

1:20:47

it's a different personality. You know what I mean?

1:20:50

They're all business.

1:20:51

Yes, precise precision dogs.

1:20:53

They're highly trainable.

1:20:56

You have to train them. Just

1:20:58

right. Yeah.

1:21:01

As long as they enjoy it. You know, speaking

1:21:03

of dogs. They're

1:21:06

so stupid. If you got blue eyes, there's nothing

1:21:08

to worry about.

1:21:10

That's something my dad got a German Shepherd once. My

1:21:12

dad's not a dog trainer. Like, he's so lazy.

1:21:15

And that fucking dog, dude, they are smart

1:21:17

as shit. If you don't give them any direction, they will just

1:21:19

tear

1:21:19

your shit up. Tear your house up. Shit

1:21:21

all over you. Oh, they need it. Yeah,

1:21:24

they are the fucking leader for sure. She's a Milan.

1:21:26

They need a job to do. That

1:21:29

type of dog is a working breed dog. So they're

1:21:31

happy with the job. One

1:21:34

of my dogs is a lab and he has to

1:21:36

change balls and bring the balls back.

1:21:39

Or she's not happy. How dare you misgender your dog?

1:21:43

She's very open-minded. And you know, I have

1:21:47

this thing where I look at Rocket who is a boy. You

1:21:49

know, he's got a cock. Is

1:21:52

that the word on this show? Yeah, you can say cock. And

1:21:56

Pepper, who's a girl, but Pepper kind of presents

1:21:59

in your...

1:21:59

your traditionally Lou

1:22:02

Ferrigno masculine way.

1:22:05

And Rocket presents more like

1:22:10

Richard Simmons. Gotcha. Really?

1:22:12

Yeah, and it's just a... So maybe they do have

1:22:15

different pronouns. Maybe you should ask them their

1:22:17

preferred pronouns. Yeah, and the

1:22:19

thing is, I never had a female dog until Pepper.

1:22:22

And so I never saw the female

1:22:24

genitalia so close on a dog.

1:22:27

And hers is

1:22:29

very

1:22:31

Cardi B pronounced. Really?

1:22:33

Out there. Yeah, and it's like, oh

1:22:36

God. It kinda looks human. Really?

1:22:40

Okay, all right, I mean,

1:22:41

cause I've only had a small dog, a small

1:22:43

female dog, and hers, like we could

1:22:45

just see the outer bit, the labia, I should have big

1:22:48

labia. You ever seen a somewhat fucker dog? No,

1:22:50

I haven't. No! I already got a gag

1:22:52

report. And this is the place to go. I

1:22:54

know. No, I'm not down

1:22:57

with that. I'm

1:22:59

not down with like, picking

1:23:01

little things off the... Not that I'm beast-eel-phobic.

1:23:04

Yeah, yeah, no, sure. No, no, how dare you. But

1:23:08

I just, I don't like getting into that area

1:23:11

and you gotta mop the

1:23:13

vulva to keep

1:23:15

it clean.

1:23:15

Yeah, that's what we did to Bizzy.

1:23:17

Yeah, well that's great. That's great. Remember?

1:23:20

I didn't like it. Yeah, I didn't like it. Cause they get into

1:23:22

a lot of shit and they don't care. They don't think twice about

1:23:24

it. It's the second nature to them. But how

1:23:26

do they know to... If

1:23:28

you don't take care, they'll run around with rotten pussies

1:23:31

forever. They don't care. No, they don't care. Yeah,

1:23:33

and Pepper, she definitely, I hope she's not

1:23:35

listening, but she

1:23:39

could use a little bit of cleaning. Here we go, here

1:23:41

we go. Didn't you see

1:23:41

of a German shepherd girl? What if she's like,

1:23:44

don't touch my pussy please. Yeah. She

1:23:46

could get hands off my vagines. She could be very

1:23:49

astound.

1:23:49

That's likely that she

1:23:52

might be like that, but my

1:23:54

wife likes getting in there with like, she's

1:23:56

into, sorry, and but

1:23:59

popping. sure sure women

1:24:02

do picking ticks off the dog let me

1:24:04

show you right in there yeah I'm gonna activity

1:24:07

and I'll go get the tweezers and

1:24:09

then I'll kind of bow out of the situation but

1:24:12

you'll get right in there and sometimes I have to help like

1:24:14

hold up the ear flap and so this

1:24:16

is precision precision yeah he looks like a fun

1:24:18

one oh

1:24:22

my god did

1:24:28

he fall no he didn't oh Jesus oh

1:24:32

my god okay this is water I mean

1:24:34

I would like a little fresh yeah

1:24:37

this is I

1:24:45

look at tempting like

1:24:47

tempting the alligator yeah I'm think

1:24:49

gravity and you're doing you know you're

1:24:51

fucking with the weight thing how do you feel that aviation in

1:24:53

general oh absolutely I know that you're

1:24:55

a pilot now I'm not I'm trying to you're

1:24:57

getting into which is which takes a big sack

1:25:00

to do but you don't like it oh I hate it and

1:25:03

the most for someone that flies as often

1:25:05

as I do you say you fly a lot every single

1:25:08

time I say hey thanks Josh

1:25:11

every single time I say I'm

1:25:13

risking my fucking life for this really every time

1:25:16

I'm

1:25:16

off I'm the more hundreds and hundreds

1:25:19

of yes and ask anybody I've ever

1:25:21

toured with or anything how George

1:25:25

he falls asleep on the plane yeah yeah in deck

1:25:27

deck will be decks like yo man sometimes

1:25:30

when I get nervous about that I picture myself as the

1:25:33

pilot

1:25:36

and that story envisioning

1:25:39

deck as the pilot helps

1:25:41

me cope a little bit no

1:25:44

no not not like oh decks gonna no

1:25:48

it's that funny to me oh right that's

1:25:50

his go-to do you know what I mean cuz I

1:25:52

don't picture myself as the pilot every it

1:25:55

seems like there's a an

1:25:57

episode on most not most of my flights but a

1:25:59

flight Recently, the landing gear,

1:26:02

the tire popped on takeoff, and

1:26:04

I was up in the air for five hours, I'm not kidding, five

1:26:07

hours before the captain addressed it. So

1:26:10

I'm watching everyone in the whole fuselage,

1:26:12

even the flight attendants, and seeing who's nervous, who's

1:26:14

not, it was like an explosion. Oh, you guys

1:26:17

heard it all. Like, it was like. Oh, I heard it like no

1:26:19

tomorrow, sorry. And then the pilot brings it up at the

1:26:21

end of the flight? When we made an emergency landing.

1:26:23

Oh, you made an emergency landing? Yes, in Phoenix. Where were you flying to?

1:26:26

To LA. And then what did he say? Yeah,

1:26:28

he said, listen guys, a lot of you have

1:26:31

a questions about what happened on takeoff, but

1:26:33

we blew a tire. And we have

1:26:35

to. That doesn't seem like a protocol. Oh, it

1:26:37

was Delta. And they had

1:26:40

to fly over the Phoenix airport, so

1:26:46

the people in the control tower could look at the underbelly

1:26:49

of the plane to make sure it was safe for landing.

1:26:51

So I'm like, I had

1:26:54

Wi-Fi, so I was able to text my wife, and then

1:26:56

tell her like, you know, I don't know, about how this is gonna

1:26:58

turn out. And then the Wi-Fi went out,

1:27:01

and there's no Wi-Fi. So now I'm just saying in

1:27:03

the plane, and this girl next

1:27:05

to me has a cat. And

1:27:08

she was from, she might've been from Korea, but

1:27:10

she had her, we started making small talk, because

1:27:12

this might've been the last, you know, I said.

1:27:15

You're like, I should try to fuck a Korean chick. Yeah.

1:27:17

I was making Mile High Club, but she had

1:27:19

the cat, and the

1:27:22

cat's name was Rocket, okay? And

1:27:24

now it's my dog's name. And I said, wow,

1:27:27

my dog's name is Rocket. And we started

1:27:29

talking about the dog. I could talk about dogs forever.

1:27:32

And that pacified us for a little bit as we went

1:27:34

past the Phoenix airport. Low, you did. Oh

1:27:37

yeah, yeah, low, yeah. And they determined

1:27:39

that everything was safe enough to attempt

1:27:42

a landing. The captain of the

1:27:44

plane was not the most reassuring guy, because

1:27:46

he was like, we should be okay.

1:27:49

What? Yeah, and I'm like, I'm feeling

1:27:51

the plane turn around to make the landing,

1:27:53

the approach. And as we're landing, you

1:27:56

know, he's on the mic, and he's like, you know, there

1:27:58

will be fire trucks below to put out. out anything

1:28:00

so don't worry about that. I'm like, oh that comforts me

1:28:02

a lot. Like

1:28:05

my charred body and

1:28:08

we landed and the fire

1:28:11

engines chased the plane and there

1:28:14

were dogs out there like you know police dogs

1:28:17

German shepherds and no they

1:28:20

didn't get hit by the... they were there to help.

1:28:24

Certain

1:28:26

passengers, certain colors.

1:28:29

Yeah so anyway that's a long story

1:28:31

but I guess it ties into the weather

1:28:34

balloon. How was the landing fine? Yeah

1:28:37

rough, yeah and then the debris from the pops

1:28:40

tires axle

1:28:42

kicked rocks up into the wing so the wing had holes

1:28:44

in it and everything. So it was

1:28:46

it was it was pretty crazy. I mean

1:28:48

do you think they had like backup landing gear?

1:28:51

Don't they have that shit on planes?

1:28:52

I don't know about a tire. There's a lot of

1:28:54

tires on each

1:28:57

side

1:28:58

so I think several of the tires blew at

1:29:00

once but there was still a big plane. Boston, LA. And

1:29:02

then how long were you guys there before you...

1:29:10

So we landed in Phoenix

1:29:13

and they gave us a voucher to the hotel

1:29:15

of our choice. I

1:29:18

didn't know my hotels in Phoenix so I

1:29:20

picked one it was close to a Chipotle. I

1:29:22

forget I can just get

1:29:24

it. And the hotel

1:29:27

was a fucking dump. Yeah but that's one thing but

1:29:29

they were like you know you could just hop on the next flight

1:29:31

and I did not do that I rented a car and I drove

1:29:33

from Phoenix to LA. Oh you did? Yeah the next

1:29:35

day and it was you

1:29:38

know a very cathartic drive just

1:29:40

being by myself in the car and

1:29:42

just kind of processing what had happened and then

1:29:45

that night I went to the Lakers game and they were

1:29:47

playing the Phoenix Suns so it was and there was Delta

1:29:50

on the jumbotrons. It was like I left

1:29:52

Phoenix to drive to LA walked into

1:29:54

a Lakers Suns game and then Delta's

1:29:56

on his... I don't know this is weird. Yeah yeah sure. And

1:29:58

I'm alive and I'm still

1:29:59

flying and I'm not as afraid

1:30:02

of flying as I was before that because I know

1:30:04

that I survived but I don't know what it says

1:30:06

about Me we're like when I'm on

1:30:08

flights and things go wrong. Yeah,

1:30:10

just doesn't like it doesn't make my heart raise

1:30:13

a bit It's so true like

1:30:14

I think I'm the dumbest dummy dumb dumb

1:30:17

when something is jittery and I'm

1:30:19

like, babe and he's like fine It's fun.

1:30:21

You dumb bitch and I'm like God

1:30:22

He practically says

1:30:23

dumb. It's head. He looked at me disdainfully

1:30:26

like I know

1:30:27

our children are with I've been on

1:30:29

some Sometimes you gotta fly a lot

1:30:31

like you. Yeah, and I've had you know,

1:30:33

if you fly that many times you're gonna have so I've had a couple Wacky

1:30:37

ones. Yeah had one in particular last

1:30:39

year on tour. That was it

1:30:41

was like They were like hey

1:30:44

I don't know if we're gonna be able to land because

1:30:46

of visibility cuz there's like really bad weather Okay,

1:30:48

and I was like, oh cut the shit like we're gonna

1:30:50

fucking land and then they go well You

1:30:54

know if the visibility isn't

1:30:56

there and then when we were approaching

1:30:58

I'm looking out I'm like, oh you can't see a fucking thing

1:31:01

and we did land Yeah, and

1:31:04

bright before he was like if we can't land we're gonna do one

1:31:06

pass Try to do it again. And

1:31:08

then if we can't land there, we'll go to another

1:31:10

airport And I was like stop being a bitch just fucking

1:31:12

land, you know, I wish I know that perspective. Yeah,

1:31:15

I don't he landed and And then

1:31:17

we got I was like, holy shit. You saw the

1:31:19

runway like two seconds

1:31:23

Like it was unbelievable and I when

1:31:25

we landed I was like, holy shit I asked the

1:31:27

pilot I was like you want to do that again?

1:31:29

He goes that was the like the

1:31:32

Scariest landing I've ever done in my career.

1:31:34

Oh, wow. This is Privet. Yeah.

1:31:36

Yeah. See this is how this is how rich people die

1:31:38

This is how like a Leah died, right? Like just put

1:31:40

the put the extra gear on the plane Yeah, is

1:31:42

this it's too much the the rich guy tells

1:31:44

the pilot to what to do the pilots too

1:31:46

afraid to say no

1:31:47

Yeah, I was like sure that's how you fucking died

1:31:49

clouds.

1:31:50

Isn't that how Kobe died to

1:31:52

flying in the bad weather

1:31:53

bad weather Yeah, that we gotta

1:31:55

go we gotta go. It's like that's how you

1:31:57

fucking die.

1:31:57

Yeah you're

1:32:00

letting them yeah I'm

1:32:01

letting him hilarious like he

1:32:03

ever listens to me I wish I wish I could hold

1:32:06

rank authority

1:32:08

up

1:32:32

there in the sky now without anybody

1:32:35

retired double-a let's just color the sorbet

1:32:38

palette okay

1:32:41

no fuck off already you

1:32:45

laugh I that's your kid absolutely that's

1:32:48

that's how I process

1:32:51

a lot of stuff

1:32:58

since having kids different it's different but

1:33:00

yeah that's um my son doesn't have a pogo

1:33:02

stick oh no that hurt he

1:33:04

does yeah

1:33:06

he is playing football though oh wow yeah

1:33:09

yeah I yeah yeah

1:33:11

that's tough my question for a lot of these videos

1:33:14

that are unearthed

1:33:16

yeah is when that happens who's

1:33:18

making the decision to upload yeah

1:33:21

always I think it's after you made a

1:33:23

you're recovered yeah if

1:33:25

you're the owner of it right you're like oh this is probably gonna get

1:33:27

a lot of you think about views and clicks yeah

1:33:29

and if it's like oh I was video and my friend died you're

1:33:32

like it's probably gonna get a lot of you I don't

1:33:35

like it you want to just

1:33:37

do a couple more I like I like this side

1:33:39

of you

1:33:46

this

1:33:48

is terribly third world by the way no

1:33:51

country is this in what Indian

1:33:53

fucking oh no oh

1:33:56

no fuck this dude

1:33:59

That's it. Dad,

1:34:05

no fucking way. Not enough money in the world

1:34:08

to get me on that.

1:34:19

Yeah, what country is this? Oh,

1:34:21

man. This is gonna... Oh,

1:34:23

Jesus Christ.

1:34:27

All

1:34:30

right. I'm gonna

1:34:32

shut all the doors. Huh? How

1:34:35

you gonna stop this? I'm getting nauseous. Oh, man. How

1:34:37

you gonna

1:34:37

stop it?

1:34:38

All right. Cut

1:34:41

the power.

1:34:43

Pull the fucking plug, man. Bro, that

1:34:45

is so much speed they've

1:34:48

got going.

1:34:48

It's

1:34:52

like the Gs, right? Centrifugal

1:34:54

force.

1:34:55

Oh, my God. Just

1:34:57

cut the power. The

1:34:59

clags. Oh, they're trying

1:35:02

to.

1:35:03

That's what they're trying to do. I

1:35:06

hate this so much. Fuck

1:35:08

this, dude. I thought that whole thing was gonna

1:35:10

come off and just flatten them.

1:35:13

Yeah. You took your headphones off. I took

1:35:15

my headphones off. I'm looking at you. Yeah, no, it's fine. Yeah,

1:35:17

it's fine. Everybody's good.

1:35:19

You

1:35:22

didn't prep me for the vehicular homicide before, so I

1:35:24

don't know what's coming here. This could have been a beheading.

1:35:27

First of all,

1:35:29

you're gonna live

1:35:30

through this, which is good. These people live.

1:35:32

They're traumatizing shit. They're never gonna go on a

1:35:34

ride or have to run their lives ever again. That's

1:35:36

bad.

1:35:36

Your body can handle that much

1:35:38

force on it. It sucks.

1:35:41

You probably feel pretty sick. Oh,

1:35:44

yeah, you're definitely gonna barf after

1:35:47

that. That

1:35:50

was terrible. Come on. This

1:35:52

is a good one. This is the last one. I've

1:35:54

seen this one.

1:35:56

Ow. That fall was funny. Well, you just lost the

1:35:58

other people. So I...

1:35:59

He texted.

1:36:02

He's like, eh.

1:36:05

Eh. Okay.

1:36:09

Again, not America.

1:36:12

That kind of sounds like the music from the old school. Everybody.

1:36:14

I hate it. My favorite's the guy that

1:36:17

sticks feet from her. Yeah. He's just

1:36:19

like, what? This was an easy

1:36:21

one. I like the swim. I

1:36:24

mean, that person is suffering. Oh

1:36:26

yeah, I was thanking you for pointing the arm. Thank

1:36:28

you for pointing the arm. Help. The

1:36:32

guy here in the red? He's

1:36:34

like, eh. He's

1:36:36

like, eh. He's like, eh. I

1:36:40

feel like he has a parking spot that he doesn't want to give up. There

1:36:42

you go. Help. Help.

1:36:46

My leg. Oh wow.

1:36:50

This is unreal. This

1:36:52

is really cool. Thanks Tom. Why

1:36:57

did I send it to that music? Fuck off. Can

1:37:00

I

1:37:01

tell you a nice story about Texas though? Yeah. One

1:37:04

time I was in the

1:37:05

car with the children. I was taking them to school.

1:37:07

And we got

1:37:09

hit and run. A guy, a car loaded dude, ran a red light

1:37:11

and hit our car. And we were stopped in the street and they took off. And

1:37:14

you know what? I managed to get us to the side of the road. We

1:37:16

were safe. We're fine. Everybody was fine. And this

1:37:18

nice Texan man,

1:37:19

about in the 60s, pulls

1:37:22

up with the

1:37:23

guys

1:37:24

that did the hit and

1:37:25

run. And he goes, man, I

1:37:27

found these men. They hit and run you.

1:37:29

And I brought them to you. And

1:37:32

I swear, I mean talk about

1:37:33

like Chivalry. No.

1:37:38

Never. Did he have them

1:37:40

on a lasso or something? I took pictures

1:37:42

of you guys. He took photos. He

1:37:46

pulled them and then at the stoplight he

1:37:48

was like, I saw what you did. I took pictures of you. Isn't

1:37:50

that amazing? Real cowboy. Yeah. Can

1:37:52

I tell you a good Texan story? Yeah. I

1:37:54

was leaving my hotel room this morning. And a

1:37:57

guy came up to me and I think he was, you

1:37:59

know, he was...

1:38:01

dressed in all black like kind of I think

1:38:03

he might have been homeless but like at a snake

1:38:05

eyes look or like a new Kanye look you

1:38:07

know I mean all black balaclava and

1:38:10

he approached oh my god yeah I was leaving

1:38:12

the hotel room and he said

1:38:14

to me said

1:38:15

you up in that hotel room wishing on a bitch

1:38:19

I've done already fucked her and I and

1:38:22

obviously I was

1:38:25

like well

1:38:26

maybe he's right maybe I am an alone

1:38:28

in my hotel room yeah wishing on a bitch

1:38:31

yeah but the

1:38:33

fact that he had already fucked her it puts me into

1:38:35

a headspace I start picturing this

1:38:37

scenario and I'm like well

1:38:40

I would hate to hear I would hate if he beat

1:38:42

me to this yeah particular girl

1:38:45

yeah and you know obviously

1:38:47

he was a crackpot or yeah what's

1:38:49

the what's the word for unhoused okay

1:38:52

yeah on the looks yeah and

1:38:55

that was my

1:38:56

Texas taste for the world you had

1:38:59

a very different experience very different

1:39:01

yeah yeah different parts

1:39:02

of Austin you know you're probably in the downtown

1:39:05

region

1:39:05

I'm guessing this was Congress Street yeah

1:39:08

that's a different time okay you up

1:39:10

there wishing on a bitch wishing on a bitch I never

1:39:12

heard that in a while and I was just thinking you

1:39:14

know wish

1:39:16

I was wishing on did you get one of these like thank you for

1:39:19

that um

1:39:21

no I gave him a close yeah you know I

1:39:23

missed the curriculum real quick you don't

1:39:25

engage with that you just kind of keep

1:39:28

walking yeah

1:39:34

yeah all right so the

1:39:36

album comes out December 1st yes there

1:39:38

be a tour that follows yeah yeah

1:39:41

in 2024 Wu Kang's on tour now so

1:39:45

that's got a

1:39:47

wind down and then our face is gonna

1:39:49

get on the road you Austin I would love to absolutely

1:39:51

love to see you guys again

1:39:54

and and absolutely yeah

1:39:56

you're really our favorite

1:39:58

dude thank you Thank you for

1:40:01

coming by. It's artificial

1:40:03

intelligence. I'm just reminding people out December 1st. Yeah.

1:40:07

We're happy for you, man. Thank you. Thank

1:40:09

you so much. Virgin record. Yeah.

1:40:12

Yeah. Fucking sell out,

1:40:14

man. Never. Get

1:40:16

your money, homie. Check. Check.

1:40:20

Good for you. Thank you so much for having me, guys.

1:40:22

Thank you, brother. Thank you guys for watching and listening.

1:40:24

We'll see you next week. We

1:40:30

ain't drinking no pool water over here. Nothing

1:40:34

but the English, you feel me? For

1:40:36

her. Yeah. Check.

1:40:57

If you're busy, baby, what's the problem?

1:41:00

Why are you so busy? Why

1:41:03

are you needing to straight against the streets? You're

1:41:07

in your mood. You're in your mood. You're in

1:41:09

your mood. They call you hydro. You

1:41:11

tell the spring water only you're

1:41:13

so pyro. I'm so

1:41:16

crazy.

1:41:17

Even on the road, these bottles,

1:41:20

yeah. This is on

1:41:22

the road. Say you ain't

1:41:24

got to stop. Oh.

1:41:39

Virgin record.

1:41:40

Get your money. Get

1:41:42

your money. Get your

1:41:44

money. Get your money.

1:41:48

How do you feel? You

1:41:50

need to be a bit

1:41:52

more. You're so crazy.

1:41:56

The love for the crew has been the O.J.

1:42:00

I don't want you both but I don't want you

1:42:02

to be here. Just finish

1:42:04

this house back with a little bit of a lounge. It's

1:42:08

actually the end of this very poem. I

1:42:11

don't know about it. Girl, you must be

1:42:12

too thin if you think that I ain't sleeping.

1:42:15

Even if you think this move is just

1:42:17

a lonely look at me. But

1:42:19

I gotta stay sure on me. Don't

1:42:23

stay sure on

1:42:24

me. Water, water,

1:42:27

water, water, water, water,

1:42:30

water. I

1:42:32

want, I want, I want

1:42:34

to stay warm. I want,

1:42:37

I want, I want, I want.

1:42:44

I don't need to come home. What

1:42:49

are you doing? I'm just looking for the

1:42:52

chance. Okay?

1:43:13

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1:43:20

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1:43:27

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1:43:39

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1:43:44

We've seen all the video call fails by now. The

1:43:46

mute button mishaps the cat cameos. People

1:43:49

not realizing the camera's on when their pants are off. But

1:43:52

none of this makes Fred feel any better about

1:43:54

giving an entire sales

1:43:55

pitch, mistakenly using a filter that

1:43:57

turns him into an itsy-bitsy baby duck.

1:43:59

How do I tell you to stay lost?

1:44:02

It's too late Fred, it's too late. When

1:44:05

you realize it's better to do business in person,

1:44:06

it matters where you stay. Welcome

1:44:09

to the Hilton Garden in Fred. The meeting room is

1:44:11

right down the hall. Hilton, for

1:44:13

the stay.