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Join the best friends this week on quarantine lockdown as they open with their sexual passports! What does that even mean?

Their first submission is from a listener who is being thrown a “coming out” party from her mother and she isn’t looking forward to it.

Their second submission comes from a listener who is trying to figure out cute prom ideas to ask their date out. Mike picked this submission before all the proms got locked down. Whomp whomp.

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