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1:56

away. Let's get cooking here with some bad

1:58

pizza. What do you say? Oh

2:00

bad pizza. Let's get right into this because

2:02

we're gonna go somewhere where when I think

2:04

pizza What do you think of for a

2:07

location? Oh a location like a city? Yeah,

2:09

I mean New York New York in Chicago's

2:13

On style how about Prattville, Alabama? It's what

2:15

I think of when I think of pizza,

2:17

right? So

2:20

if we're if I'm in Prattville, I

2:22

don't expect great pizza Isn't

2:24

Pratt. Isn't that a bad thing in? Yeah

2:26

in the UK. Yeah Yeah,

2:28

so you Pratt? Yeah, that's the Prattville

2:31

Prattville Praysville all

2:33

the prat Alabama CC's pizza.

2:35

No, which is bad. That's

2:37

a chain. Oh, see I see I see

2:39

I see Yeah, it's a bad chain pizza

2:41

place. No good. This has 3.9 stars

2:44

on Google. It's pretty good Which is that but like

2:46

I said, what's the pizza like

2:48

down there? Honestly, we get

2:50

anywhere, you know South great

2:52

barbecue great shit like that pizza. Not

2:54

your thing. It's just not it's not

2:57

so let's be honest They described this

2:59

as an Italian chain. Really? Is it

3:01

really? I don't think so offering

3:03

buffets What's this is a buffet

3:05

pizza? Yeah with an array of

3:07

specialty pizzas plus simple pastas and

3:09

salads I think pasta from CC's

3:11

it's all you can eat and

3:13

they don't accept reservations. So watch out Let's

3:18

say it's your 20th anniversary and you're like we

3:20

need a table at seven and there was no

3:22

sorry We don't take reservations first come first serve

3:26

2782 Legends Parkway sweet 110 in the Pratville

3:28

town center. So get on in there Let's

3:30

start out with people who can't get enough

3:32

to eat a pizza. They love it five

3:34

stars from Catherine Eight lunch there

3:36

today on a field trip Which

3:39

is that that's what it's good for you got 12

3:41

kids. You need to fill up. Yeah, Gary go kids

3:43

each a bad pizza Yeah, yep Staff

3:46

were on point getting pizzas out fast

3:48

to feed all our hungry children. So

3:50

nice so clean It was a quick

3:53

trip, but a great one Okay. Wow,

3:55

that's terrific. And here's Richard

3:58

with five stars as well Good

4:00

day today. That's his first sentence. Had a

4:02

good day today. Had a ccs. Okay,

4:05

we said this a lot. Yeah. Brevity. Yeah.

4:07

Conciseness. Think about the reader when you're writing

4:09

a review. What's his bad day like? Yeah,

4:12

we don't need your whole life story. I

4:15

took several kids to ccs pizza. They had

4:17

a good time playing and eating. The food

4:19

was fresh and delicious and the iced tea

4:21

was excellent. Oh. Wow. Yeah, good tea. First

4:23

time, not everybody says that. First time I've

4:26

gone there in several years will definitely be

4:28

going back soon. Haven't been in a minute.

4:31

Recommended dishes, cinnamon rolls, garlic,

4:33

cheese, bread, and cheese pizza. That's

4:36

what he had. That's what he had there. Okay.

4:38

Now the bad. Let's find out the bad

4:40

Yasmin with one star. Honestly,

4:43

if there was a no star

4:45

rating, I would give it horrible

4:48

dirty place. Oh, Dan dirty. Dirty

4:50

will never return. Went to

4:53

eat late diner with fam. That's how they spelled

4:55

it there. They had mentioned that there were not,

4:57

that they were not going to make more pizzas

4:59

due to it being late 9 15 PM. The

5:03

pizzas that were on the serving table or

5:05

cold, the ice machine had no ice. Now

5:08

we're closing. They closed and they noticed I

5:10

was taking pics and the cleaning lady started

5:12

making pizzas with no gloves, not to

5:14

mention the cashier was eating pizza in

5:16

the back with other coworkers. PS

5:19

got stomach sick. We'll never

5:21

return again. Got stomach

5:23

sick as opposed to it gave me a

5:25

bad head cold. If you've ever worked

5:27

in a pizza place, they're all eating pizza back. So

5:29

you're doing that's all. Yeah. Every time a pizza is

5:31

fucked up, sometimes we'll fuck them up on purpose because

5:34

we're hungry. And pizza is cheap to make. Yeah. That's

5:36

the other thing. So easy. Like a

5:38

chain like this, a pizza close to like 45

5:40

cents. It's nothing. Nothing to them. So that's, that's

5:42

the other reason they go ahead and eat crappy pizza.

5:44

Yeah. So here's a

5:46

one star, nice location, small in size.

5:48

Prices are of course, inflated. The wings

5:51

are not worth the price. No, no.

5:53

No, I'm a lot of places of

5:55

overly expensive wings. And they're awful. Yeah.

5:58

They're all, all chintzy. No, no. wing

6:00

just all bone. What are you selling

6:02

me this for you know a dozen for $14 and

6:05

their shit wings? And the way they're cooked is

6:07

not good. Just run through the oven just like

6:09

the pizza and the skin just slides right off.

6:11

Needs to be fried and crispy. It's gonna be

6:13

if you're gonna eat wings they're gonna be terrible

6:15

for you they're gonna suck one or the other.

6:17

They said why would you sell the drink separate

6:19

with the buffet? The wings

6:22

smelled wrong. Wrong. Which

6:24

is a weird way. They

6:26

smelled wrong. The salad bar was

6:28

not restocked. They could not keep

6:30

up with the customer demand. That's

6:33

a shitty buffet. There

6:35

was no pizza on the bar. You had

6:37

to run and get a slice because they

6:39

only brought one pizza every like 20 minutes.

6:41

They're making one at a time. So pretty

6:43

much if you're just coming in you were

6:46

paying for an empty buffet. The arcade needs

6:48

better games. No, no. The games suck too

6:50

now. I would come back but not regularly.

6:52

The pizzas were good. They

6:54

were good when we could get any. They were

6:57

good but they were fresh. You know that because

6:59

they would pop out. Brand new pizzas. One star

7:01

from Halle on a lovely Friday afternoon. Me

7:05

and my... I love this. Once upon

7:07

a time. They ruined my amazing Friday.

7:09

Me and my family were craving CC's

7:11

pizza. Well there's your problem right there.

7:13

I've never said... Really want

7:15

some CC's? Real.

7:18

Is that a craving people get? That's... We

7:21

were craving shit. I've never craved bad

7:24

pizza. No. Not once. And

7:26

their famous cinnamon rolls. I've never even know

7:29

they had them there. The only place ever

7:31

is Cinnabon. I've never heard of any other

7:33

place making cinnamon rolls. They have it locked

7:35

up. Right. What are they gonna do? Sadly

7:38

to find out they were harder than a

7:40

rock. The cinnamon rolls. Harder than a rock.

7:43

With absolutely no flavor and taste at all.

7:45

Well if they were hard you could probably

7:47

infer that they were old. That's how baked

7:49

goods work usually. You can tell if it's

7:51

good by squeezing it. They stiffen as

7:53

they age. Anything like that on your

7:55

county. You're squeezing up. Still good. That's

7:58

it. So we gave it a chance. and

8:00

waited for some fresh ones. We were

8:02

the first up there, only to find

8:04

out they were harder than Mount Rushmore.

8:06

All capital letters. Mount Rushmore. The whole

8:08

granite. And not only that,

8:10

I felt like I was playing tug of war

8:12

with every piece of pizza. The dough

8:15

was so chewy and just overall

8:17

nasty. The pasta noodles and sauce

8:19

tasted super watered down. Yeah, it's

8:21

sisis. Do not recommend. Jesus.

8:24

That's a bad meal. That is bad stuff.

8:26

But she craved that. That's what we craved.

8:28

I'm like, God, we fucked up bad on

8:30

that one. What were we craving? Keith gives

8:33

it one star. There wasn't any choices on

8:35

the buffet other than a couple dried up

8:37

pizzas that looked like it had been sitting

8:39

out since the night before. They curled. There

8:42

was no hand soap in the customer

8:44

restroom. Definitely would not recommend. Jacob

8:46

with one star went in for lunch and

8:49

the air conditioning was out on a hundred

8:51

degree day. Well, bye. I'm

8:54

not staying. Staying in a place with multiple ovens

8:56

going. Hi, why is it so warm in here?

8:58

RAC's out. Well, so are your customers. Goodbye. And

9:00

pizza's a terrible thing to eat in the heat.

9:03

You can't. But that wasn't the worst of

9:05

it. What? Okay. There was zero

9:08

pizza. Seems to be a common complaint. It's a

9:10

buffet, a pizza-less pizza buffet. There was no

9:12

pizza in the oven and employees were sitting

9:14

at tables drinking and eating. I

9:17

want a break at the same time. After

9:20

15 minutes, they put one pizza

9:22

out, a pepperoni pizza that was

9:24

obviously made in haste, crust still

9:26

soft and poorly prepared. Dammit. There

9:29

was a line at the door and people sitting in groups

9:31

at their tables waiting for food. And

9:33

they're like, we're on a break. Can't

9:35

even get shit pizza around here. Not

9:37

even hot shit pizza. Wow. There was

9:39

no desserts, no pasta, no salad, and

9:42

absolutely zero pizza, save for the three

9:44

slices that look like the card curled

9:46

board. Yikes. Curl, a card

9:48

curled board. I don't know what that is. I

9:50

think curled cardboard. Curled cardboard. Yeah. Come on, guys.

9:52

Are you trying to get out of, are you trying to go out of

9:54

the room out of business? I saw no

9:56

management, no one in charge leading the cluster fuck

9:58

that should have been. a pizza buffet. Pizza

10:02

buffet cluster fuck everybody. I guess I got madder and

10:04

madder as he wrote. And then he's going to tell

10:06

you where to go instead. Spend

10:09

your money at Pizza Hut. Really?

10:12

He likes bad pizza. Is

10:14

it a comparison to that? There are a lot

10:16

of places in this country, we don't realize, but

10:19

there's a lot of places in this country where

10:21

those are your options for pizza. There is no

10:23

good pizza place in the area. It's

10:25

a bunch of chains and that's that. Those

10:27

are competing with each other? Good God. Yeah,

10:29

you wait longer, but at least you'll get

10:31

something edible out of the experience. What a

10:33

waste of time. Wow,

10:35

that's great. Justin One Star,

10:38

very disappointed with CC's. Very

10:43

disappointed. After paying, I went to

10:45

get my food, but there wasn't any fresh pizzas.

10:48

And almost only two slices of two

10:50

types of pizza. Everything

10:52

is an exclamation point, by the way, on this

10:54

guy. I thought it was a pizza buffet, question

10:56

mark exclamation point. Yeah, where's the buffet? Where's my

10:58

pizza? We had to search for a

11:00

clean table, but we settled for a table less nasty

11:03

than the rest. But

11:06

not before having to walk carefully around

11:08

a massive drink spill that, by the

11:10

way, was still there upon leaving. And

11:13

I seen three employees look at it while

11:15

passing by, but they never tended to it.

11:19

This is not good. Yeah, they'll leave a puddle

11:21

on the floor. They don't care

11:23

if like a bug fell on the pizza, they'd be like, it's

11:25

under the cheese. I mean, there's a bottle of Shasta on

11:27

the floor. Doesn't matter anymore.

11:30

Better be glad my son didn't slip and bust his

11:32

head. Better be glad. Out

11:35

of ranch. He went from better

11:37

be glad my son didn't bust his head to

11:39

out of ranch. I

11:41

ordered specialty pizza and the freaking bacon bits

11:44

were bigger than the sausage. LOL. Um,

11:47

I used to be a nice place

11:49

to take a family. And, but after

11:51

tonight, I just don't know. I

11:53

hope regional office will get someone down

11:55

to this location and get it solved.

11:57

It sounds like it's a very poor.

12:00

It's a shit show. Yeah, it sounds like they have

12:02

bad management, which makes bad employees. 16 year olds running

12:04

it and 20 year old corralling them. I'm

12:08

going to show you this pizza in a minute, too. It's got a

12:10

picture up. It doesn't look great at all. Oh,

12:13

also while eating, I notice a

12:15

lady on a ladder wiping something

12:17

down on a wall. I'm guessing

12:19

directly up food and I

12:21

seen like a little trash or something

12:23

fall, but I mean, come on. It

12:25

just isn't good practice. Plus I found

12:27

two hairs on my specialty pizza. Well,

12:29

I saw one. Then my wife noticed

12:31

the other to be correct. I

12:34

don't want to take all the credit here.

12:36

So check this out. Turn this. Look at

12:38

this fucking pizza. What in

12:41

the fuck is happening there? Yeah, you got to get close. So

12:44

you could say, I know you're out of mic range.

12:46

Usually I have to get that close. Why is it

12:48

so square? Well, it's not the. Well, that's just a

12:50

picture. And it's got like the problem with hamburger. Yeah,

12:53

it's got bacon bits, but there's

12:55

nothing that it's a pizza. Yeah, but

12:57

there's just a small circle with stuff in the

12:59

middle. And then there's like three inches of crust

13:02

and like green pepper and green peppers. It looks

13:04

like somebody just like threw

13:06

piles and then put it in the oven. They didn't mix it

13:08

or put it around. Now,

13:11

to be fair, the man who left this

13:13

review, there's a picture of him, too, taking

13:15

a picture selfie with the family. Looks like

13:18

he just crawled out of a cave. It's

13:20

very pale. Like he's like he picks ginseng

13:22

for a living and he was out. That's

13:24

what he looks like. He's got a scraggly

13:27

beard, weird comb down hair. He looks like

13:29

one of the wonderful lights of West Virginia.

13:31

Incredibly transparent man. Yes. Oh, yeah. Here is

13:33

opaque a little bit. Very nice opaque. Jeremy,

13:37

one star. I would not recommend this

13:39

location to anyone. I bit

13:42

into a slice and immediately pulled a large

13:44

piece of plastic from my mouth. Okay,

13:47

so the toppings come in plastic. Yeah, they cut

13:49

it off. That happens. It's gross. I assume it

13:51

came from a wrapper of something. Yeah,

13:54

me too. You

13:57

and me both, bud. Yeah,

14:00

is that what you assume? Rather

14:02

than the pizza god. Yeah, I'm delivered it

14:04

either a wrapper or they're growing plastic Yeah,

14:07

that's cheap plastic in the cheese. It gives

14:09

a little extra weight Or

14:12

of something as it was a little torn looking

14:14

I placed it on a plate and motioned for

14:16

the cashier He's just he

14:18

gave it on one of these yeah, he gave it

14:20

CC's They're like we don't come to

14:22

you don't do anything for you. We stay back

14:25

here you come to us She

14:27

came over and I brought it to her

14:29

attention and for her to take it to

14:31

the kitchen I expected the manager would have

14:33

at least come to our table and apologize

14:35

Nobody said a word of course not a

14:38

question nothing no a child could have easily

14:40

choked on what I pulled from my mouth

14:42

Yeah, come on. They didn't though did they

14:44

I don't review like this at all, but

14:47

this location is not what it used to

14:49

be Oh, so they love been here

14:51

so many times. You know what it used to be

14:54

Erica one star the place needed

14:56

cleaned up. It's dirty needed cleaned

14:58

up. Yeah, especially the drink machine

15:01

There was mold on it. Yeah, so if I

15:03

could upload a picture with this review then I

15:05

would have the drink machine Yeah, I did upload

15:07

the picture in the photo section. It's not there

15:09

so I think I think this person is Not

15:13

technologically savvy those drink machines are really

15:15

fucking clean them a lot. Yeah, you

15:17

don't yeah The lines have

15:19

to be cleaned yeah, even the drain returned for

15:21

the for the oh the ice Build

15:24

up a gelatinous clot in there

15:26

that you got a like I worked on a

15:28

pizza place or twice a week You had to

15:30

empty the ice machine and absolutely Fucking

15:33

yeah, put he bought water and it was like

15:37

It's water once it melts. It's amazing. It's moldy

15:39

and gross. So this is this

15:41

is good There was mold on it if I

15:43

could upload a picture Okay, the sweet tea was

15:46

out and well you couldn't even get that oh

15:48

the salad bar was a joke. It's a joke.

15:50

It's a joke man What

15:54

a joke the salad bar is the lettuce

15:56

was brown and there wasn't even any cheeses

15:58

out pizza was good much variety.

16:01

But not sure having all those pre-made

16:03

pizzas stacked up by the oven was

16:05

very sanitary. Probably, bro. But not sure

16:07

having all those... Okay, there we go.

16:10

One star that was. So, Cece's

16:12

is bad stuff. Let's do one more here.

16:14

Never go that fast. No, that's really fucking

16:16

bad here. Okay, one

16:19

star. This place went in the gutter

16:21

fast. It used to be

16:23

so good. So good. We've enjoyed coming here

16:25

for years. Good food, good service, and clean.

16:27

Now you have to clear your own plates,

16:30

refill your own drinks, and share one shaker

16:32

each of Parmesan cheese and red pepper flakes.

16:34

You can't take them to your table. So

16:37

just up on the counter. You can't. Why people

16:39

before you take your table? A lot of places

16:41

they have it on the counter. Small pizza places,

16:43

a couple slices. Some of them have it out.

16:45

That way the Parmesan isn't sitting out there all

16:47

day. And you're sharing that with every person in

16:49

the restaurant? Because they're all shaken. Yeah, which is

16:51

a lot of places have that. That's not that

16:54

bad. And they don't have

16:56

the individual packets anymore. The drink station was

16:58

filthy. That seems to be a comical place.

17:00

Some kid in a suit was behind the

17:02

line, hanging out and goofing off with employees.

17:05

Kid in a suit? A child in a

17:07

suit? What's going on? I

17:09

picture an eight-year-old in a suit, fucking around with the

17:11

employees, causing all sorts of pieces not

17:13

to get made here. When

17:16

a drink was spilled, the employee used a

17:18

roll of paper towels to clean it up.

17:20

Maybe they aren't allowed to use a mop

17:23

anymore. Wouldn't surprise me. Why?

17:25

I'm glad that makes no sense. Isn't

17:27

a mop more disgusting than a roll

17:29

of paper towels? Yeah, I think of

17:31

paper towels would probably be more sanitary

17:33

in the end than slopping a mop

17:35

with sending that mold into the air.

17:37

Somewhere else in the restaurant mopping somewhere

17:39

else. Heaven forbid you find a pizza

17:41

that you want more of. If you

17:43

wait more than five minutes, it's getting

17:45

thrown away. Heaven forbid. Heaven forbid. You

17:47

probably won't though. All of their pizzas

17:49

are bland now. Even the pepperoni has

17:51

no flavor. Cheesy garlic bread? Try rubbery

17:53

bland bread. Boom! Gotcha!

17:56

Bring more your item up

17:59

your ass. Yes, rubbery bland

18:01

bread. Try rubbery bland bread. Yeah,

18:03

as if this wasn't bad enough.

18:05

They raised the prices again. Oh.

18:08

Yep, less bang but more work for your

18:10

money. Sad to see such a great place

18:13

go down the toilet. Oh,

18:15

down the toilet. Down the

18:17

toilet. That's fucking. And then the last one, I

18:20

just love this person. One star,

18:22

I am not picky and even love

18:24

Little Caesars. I'll eat anything. I'll eat

18:26

shit, okay? I don't... Bulletproof

18:28

got me. I don't care. I don't care if

18:30

the pizza's good. I'll eat it. Yeah,

18:33

but this was absolutely disgusting. When

18:35

a three-year-old didn't even like it, that is bad.

18:37

The three-year-old would... When a

18:40

child don't eat pizza though, it's probably a bad

18:42

pizza. Should you be feeding? I guess you can.

18:44

Yeah, they have teeth. They can chew it. Yeah,

18:46

I can't remember when. Take that. You

18:48

cut it off. You cut it off. Well before that.

18:51

Yeah. Yeah. Not

18:53

to mention the hordes of people that hoarded the pizzas. Hoards

18:55

of pizzas. Lots of people hoarded the...

18:57

And they spelled them the same way. When

19:02

they were practically nothing left on the buffet,

19:04

one guy loaded two whole new pizzas on

19:06

his plate. Hello, boys. Fuck

19:08

this. I've been here

19:10

before. He's a CC's pro. That's what I

19:12

get. Yeah. That's a fucking... I

19:15

will take these. Yep. And

19:17

when there was a line of people behind him, he left nothing for anybody

19:19

else. Very

19:21

rude. He said, fuck

19:23

all y'all. Imagine the next guy going,

19:25

what? No pizza. That

19:27

happened, he went to the sushi buffet. There was all

19:29

this tuna sashimi. And this dude

19:32

took all of it. It was like three pounds

19:34

of sashimi. All of it. I

19:37

was like, there's nothing left. You couldn't leave

19:39

a fucking three ounces of tuna behind you

19:41

fucking asshole. All of it. Just

19:43

picked up two pizzas. They had just put out a

19:45

big pile and he said, nope, I'll take all of

19:48

it. Thank you. And

19:50

I was the only other person in line behind him. So he could have

19:52

been like, no, you gotta leave a little one for one

19:54

guy. You know what I mean? Fuck you. Taking

19:57

it off. Hope you didn't want this. Went for the

19:59

grandkids. won't make that mistake ever

20:01

again. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's fucking funny.

20:03

So... Ahhh! I've

20:06

never... I've been to buffets a few times,

20:09

but I've never seen anybody like, hoard

20:11

shit right out in front. No, it's... That's

20:13

weird. It's fucking weird. And I know this

20:15

is a one sentence, but it's very funny,

20:17

and I want to put the capper on

20:19

the sweet tea. Alright. One star from James,

20:22

low-quality food that's barely warm. Sweet tea ain't

20:24

even sweet. Heh heh. Very

20:26

regular. Yep, not even regular tea. Okay,

20:29

so we went... We went

20:31

to a shit pizza place. We gambled and

20:33

we came up short. Yeah, we did. So,

20:35

you know what? I feel like our luck

20:37

could turn. Let's keep gambling. Oh boy. Let's

20:39

go to Vegas, to the Binion's

20:41

Gambling Hall and Hotel. Oh shit. Now,

20:43

if you've never been here, I will

20:45

leave my review. Okay. This

20:47

place is the place with the

20:49

million dollars you can take a picture of. Yeah. You know,

20:52

that's the big draw. That's the big

20:54

draw. You go outside, that's up in the front thing,

20:56

and they have a big slot machine outside. It's on

20:58

the old strip. Yeah, it's on frame. It's an old

21:00

shit hotel under the thing. Yeah. One time I stayed

21:02

there with my friend because he was

21:05

very drunk and we were hanging out and we were

21:07

like, the room's here. The room was $12. This

21:10

was in like 2007. This

21:13

wasn't 1946. Yeah. This

21:15

was in 2007. The room was $12. So

21:18

we were like, that's hilarious. Even if it sucks, who

21:20

cares? We'll leave. It's $12. So

21:22

we get the room. There was a... The

21:25

lamp, you know those lamps that are attached to

21:27

the wall and they swing out with the alarm?

21:31

The shade was completely melted. There

21:34

was no bulb and the shade was completely melted

21:36

and there was fire marks up the wall behind

21:38

it. Use it. Yeah. There

21:40

was chunks of carpet torn out of the car. It looked like

21:42

no one had been in there for like six years. It

21:44

caught on fire once and they were like, never sell that

21:46

room again. And they just gave it to us. I was

21:49

like, I don't know. We're doing it for $12 now. It

21:51

was horrible. And you might as well be

21:54

like outdoors in the old strip because

21:56

they don't have like thick windows and the

21:58

noise is intense. It's wild. That place,

22:00

man. Holy shit, it's so loud. It's so

22:02

loud. This is one of the low ceiling

22:05

places. You step on the carpet and smoke

22:07

comes out of it. Yeah. One of those.

22:09

This has 4.2 stars out of 4,700 reviews

22:11

on Google. 4,700

22:15

reviews. 4,700.

22:17

128 Fremont Street here. It's by the

22:19

Hotel Apache, I guess, is the overall

22:21

thing. Because there is no, the Binion

22:23

guy's dead, so. Is he? Yeah. Remember

22:25

he was on trial and then he

22:27

died? Oh. It was a big thing.

22:29

Somebody killed him. Either somebody killed him

22:31

or he killed somebody. I can't remember,

22:33

but there's a big Binion thing. There's

22:35

a trial in like the early 2000s.

22:38

Wow. Maybe we'll talk about it on the

22:40

phone and show or something. Okay, so let's

22:42

first off here from King Xing. Okay. 5

22:45

stars. This guy leaves a lot of reviews

22:47

everywhere. He's got over 3,300 photos

22:50

uploaded for his reviews. Oh, boy.

22:52

Okay. First, 5 stars. First

22:54

is old okay. Now that's out of

22:56

the way. What? It's

22:59

old. Oh, okay. I was just trying to

23:01

tell you here. It's a great place. Yeah.

23:03

The food was awesome and fear is always

23:05

exciting. What? Fear

23:08

is always exciting. Excuse me? Fear. I tell

23:10

you the various shit. The field strip is

23:12

a little terrifying. This is, I

23:15

like it. I don't know. It gives me a

23:17

zing. It's a little, it's extra. I'm the king

23:19

of it. You know, it's a little extra something.

23:21

Yeah, that's why he said the zing. I'm getting

23:23

value betting not forced to extend myself. And

23:26

when you're on Fremont and enjoying the

23:28

Fremont experience, really guys, what can go

23:30

wrong? Ah. Three days later

23:33

in jail, King Zing makes up. What?

23:36

I don't know. I think he means

23:38

wakes up. I think this guy had partied

23:40

and ended up in jail over it. Yeah.

23:42

And then left a 5 star review of

23:44

what a fucking great time. Binion party. Party.

23:46

Party time. Excellent. So, Marge, 5 stars. As

23:49

long time locals, we've always enjoyed

23:51

Binion's Casino and the Steak House.

23:53

However, I must object to

23:56

the episode that my visiting daughter encountered while

23:58

playing a machine on Friday evening. March

24:00

22nd. Now the rest of the review, keep in

24:02

mind this is a five-star review. Perfect.

24:05

Loved it. Perfect. Yeah. Her machine malfunctioned

24:07

and she pushed the button for service.

24:09

She turned to tell her husband who

24:11

was seated behind her. A maintenance

24:13

employee thought that my daughter was asking

24:15

her for help and she verbally accosted

24:17

her in the most hostile way. How

24:20

dare you ask me for help? The woman was

24:22

furiously angry to think that a guest was asking

24:24

for her for service help. The

24:27

reaction was all out of proportion to the incident.

24:29

Her name is not known to my daughter but

24:31

she was left shaken by the experience. What could

24:33

she have said? What could you have said other

24:36

than that's not my job? Even if you said

24:38

it's not my job, fuck off. Would you be

24:40

shaking afterwards? Five stars. Be like fuck you asshole.

24:42

That's what you'd say. Go get your manager. You

24:45

know? Whatever the reaction was is what I expect

24:47

from Fremont. It's fucking business. I mean I go

24:49

here if they if they

24:52

don't spit at me when I walk off to

24:54

a table and I get all right this dealer's

24:56

pretty good. Yeah. What do you want? I'm here

24:58

gambling the change from my fucking ashtray in my

25:00

car. Yes and the people that

25:02

go here a lot are they're more

25:04

of a value Vegas people. They're going

25:06

for a cheaper time. It's an older

25:08

person or security or

25:10

it's very young and reckless. Reckless. Yeah. Three

25:12

days in jail later. Five stars. Coke in

25:15

their pocket. One or the other. Oh yeah

25:17

yeah. Party. One or the other. Bad Coke.

25:19

It's a good place to get stabbed the

25:21

old trip. So please discuss

25:23

how these situations should be handled. This

25:25

episode was nothing short of verbal abuse

25:28

and entirely uncalled for. What a fascinating

25:30

choice of work. And then she says

25:32

noteworthy details. This is a historic venue

25:34

in downtown Las Vegas and well worth

25:36

a visit. It is home of the

25:38

first World Series of Poker and boasts

25:40

an excellent steakhouse with a fabulous view.

25:42

Vinyans was huh? Wow. Okay. Yeah they

25:44

were the first to do the World

25:47

Series of Poker. Yeah. Next up Jason.

25:49

Five stars. I always have a great

25:51

time here and this day was no different.

25:54

I sit at the bar and play scarab

25:56

slots or roulette. Started

25:58

with $200 in 35 minutes,

26:00

won 1,800. Wow. Cashed

26:02

out and went home. That's incredible.

26:04

Wow. That's the dream of the

26:06

casino, you just pulled it off. No kidding. Not bad. Okay,

26:09

that's pretty good. Now we get one star.

26:12

Darren, one star. The entire area smells like

26:14

a dead skunk. Yes. That's it.

26:17

That's weed. There's whole review. Yep. That's

26:20

because it's weed. And dead shit. Dead thing. There's

26:23

dead hookers. There's dead cats. There's dead everything.

26:25

And weed. And it's 120 degrees. There

26:28

it is. And it's magnified when it's a

26:30

buck 20, and especially under that overhang. Yeah,

26:32

it doesn't go anywhere. It's so hot. It

26:34

stays right there. One time we went to

26:36

this buffet and I ate, I don't know,

26:38

six dozen oysters. And then we

26:40

went to the old strip and it was like 130 degrees in there. And

26:43

my stomach was whirling. I have got to

26:46

sit down. This is so bad. One

26:49

star from Steph. Well, I like

26:52

when they start out as well. Well, a

26:54

roach walked across my table at the

26:56

Binion's Cafe at breakfast yesterday morning. That's

26:58

about what you'd expect. Did

27:01

you ask him for another fork or more napkins? Maybe

27:03

he was bringing salt and pepper. It might have worked

27:05

there. You don't know. I didn't notice it first because

27:07

it blended in with the brown table. You

27:11

didn't even see it. It got close to you. Oh,

27:14

Jesus. It came up and it went, how you doing?

27:16

How are you? How's your luck doing? You winning? All

27:19

right. You

27:21

do slots or you're more of a cards guy. Are you

27:23

up? How you doing? Hey, how

27:25

you doing? You gonna eat the rest of them eggs? Jesus

27:28

Christ, it got close. Oh, man. The

27:30

atmosphere and quality has really gone down

27:32

here in downtown Vegas. Has it? I

27:35

anticipate several upcoming closures. Be careful. No,

27:37

people are still dumping their money in

27:39

and no one's living in. As long

27:41

as the idea that they can get

27:43

rich is there. They're gonna

27:45

be there. They're dumping money, pouring it in. One

27:48

star from Tom. Seniors, take your

27:50

money somewhere else, for exclamation point.

27:53

As you said, seniors. There are

27:55

no words, exclamation point. What happened?

27:57

Do seniors with a Club 50? players

28:00

card get their stated 10% discount

28:03

at Benny's smoking barbecue

28:05

and brews discount

28:09

on one entree per Club 55 member

28:12

over what someone under 55 with a

28:14

players card pays no again no I have

28:17

no idea what the fuck you're talking about

28:19

speaking of now he was charged too much

28:21

at the barbie yeah he thought it was

28:23

10% on everything it's 10% on one entree

28:25

they claim they don't combine discounts but when

28:28

I asked three different times where does it

28:30

state that it was state that in writing

28:32

they can't answer that question and I was

28:34

told to quote take my money to another

28:37

casino and don't come back fuck

28:39

off you're causing so

28:42

many problems and worth it now for

28:44

your discounts and you're 10% off are

28:46

you gonna is this person gonna go

28:48

and spend their fucking mortgage casino no

28:50

10% a dollar he told him a

28:52

dollar ninety fuck yourself yeah paying $20

28:55

it's not this yeah you know it's

28:57

Benny's smoking BBQ it's gonna be a

29:00

$20 meal you're getting a dollar ninety off of that and

29:02

you're thinking 1699

29:04

for the half rack of ribs yeah fuck

29:07

off yeah was that that was on March

29:09

9 around 5 30 p.m.

29:11

at Binion's players club desk they were done eating

29:13

by 5 30 p.m. so they're

29:15

they were going home they're on the north end

29:17

of their way over 55 let's just

29:20

say mark one

29:22

star my one star is not for

29:24

the casino itself but rather the cleaning

29:26

staff okay I was using the

29:28

bathroom while in the casino

29:31

the cleaner kept knocking on the stall

29:33

demanding to clean while I was utilizing

29:35

the facility I was shitting yeah you

29:37

open I clean under your ass open I

29:41

clean under ass open you're like no I've

29:43

cleaned all toilets please get out of there

29:45

so I can finish my job brush butthole

29:47

I won't be necessary I have wipes

29:51

oh my god wipes despite telling him

29:53

multiple times I was using the bathroom

29:55

the cleaner would not leave me alone

29:57

and kept demanding to clean until I

29:59

finally left unprofited and annoying and

30:01

just weird. Yeah. I'm trying to

30:03

shit. Leave me alone. I

30:06

would have said okay and get up and shit

30:08

right on the floor and there you go. Clean

30:10

that. That's you wanted me to get up so

30:12

I'm up. Then he's my advocate. Now you got

30:14

shit on the floor. Now there's feces. Now there's

30:17

poop. You know there's gonna be poop. Randy,

30:21

one star, definitely don't

30:23

gamble here. Why? While you expect, while

30:25

you never expect to win, you figure

30:27

just going downtown you can play for

30:30

a bit. All machines are super

30:32

tight and no payouts, even small ones. Thinking

30:34

it should be looser down there. And generally

30:36

statistically it is. They even say that

30:38

here. Just gobble up money to pay the

30:41

rent. Your rent or their

30:43

rent? Yeah. Or is it gobbling up your rent

30:45

money? Go to the south end of

30:47

the strip. More excitement and slots that actually let you

30:49

play for more than five minutes on a hundred bucks.

30:52

Whoa. Be back. A hundred

30:54

bucks and five minutes you're out? Yeah. He

30:56

might be playing dollar slots too. Three at

30:58

a time. That goes fast. Or those nickels

31:01

where it's like eleven dollars. Yeah. Why did

31:03

you do this? It's all and then you

31:05

win nickels. They responded, we're

31:07

sorry you did not enjoy your time

31:09

with us. Statistically, downtown in general has

31:11

a better return on gaming but we

31:13

understand that not everyone gets to win.

31:16

You complained you didn't win in a

31:18

casino. In Vegas. In Vegas.

31:21

You go there expecting how much money do

31:23

I am willing to throw in the garbage?

31:25

That's what you say. Vegas, that's all it

31:27

is. How much are you spending this weekend?

31:29

Because it will give you a

31:31

good time for a value. Yeah. But you're

31:33

gonna spend it. You're gonna spend it. Yeah.

31:36

You're not getting it back. Anthony with one

31:38

star. All caps first sentence. Stay away from

31:40

here! Get out! Exclamation points. Yeah. It's like

31:42

the poltergeist house now. My

31:44

mother went to the restroom. Now normally a

31:47

story like that. How's that gonna end weird?

31:49

How's that gonna end one star? When

31:52

she came out security and EMTs were waiting

31:54

for her. She must have shit that place

31:56

up something fierce. Somebody called the doctor on

31:59

you. Someone's shitting I don't know what's happening. Police

32:03

and medic, please. A toilet's broken. I don't know

32:05

if this is a crime, but she definitely needs

32:07

a doctor. Holy shit. They took her

32:10

to the hospital against her wishes, even after she

32:12

explained I was less than 20 feet away. They

32:15

kidnapped her and took her away. Kidnapped

32:18

her. Kidnapped. The paper she brought

32:20

home said, quote, she was drunk.

32:24

Oh. She had 3.5 drinks. 3 and a

32:26

half drinks. She probably was drunk. They

32:29

thought she was sick and drunk, I guess. So

32:32

a casino that gives free drinks while

32:34

playing had my mother kidnapped by EMTs

32:36

for being drunk. Kidnapped.

32:39

Even after she explained that I was there with her.

32:41

She was a little tipsy. She had

32:43

3 and a half captain and coke.

32:46

She's hammered. She's hammered. Your mom's hammered.

32:48

Your mom is fucked up. Your mom's like a 65-year-old

32:50

lady who's had 3 and a half captain and coke.

32:53

She's fucked up and she probably hasn't drank all the

32:55

time. And then she made a scene. That's what happened.

32:57

The little cups that they give for free. She was

32:59

not, quote, drunk, just a bit tipsy. She's fucked up.

33:01

Yeah. She's fucked up. So if you

33:03

have so much so they watched her go into the bathroom and they went,

33:05

oh god, help her before she cracks her head open on

33:07

a fucking slot machine. So if

33:09

you like to drink and gamble, avoid Binions or

33:11

you too may be hauled away to the hospital.

33:14

Oh, my. Wow. She

33:16

was missing for over 9 hours from my

33:18

perspective. I had to file a missing persons

33:21

report. You know where she went? She

33:23

went to the hospital. They told

33:25

you where they're taking her. When I checked back

33:27

at the casino and asked about her, I was

33:29

told they didn't know anything. This guy stayed here

33:31

while his mom was taking, he filed

33:33

a missing persons report rather than go to the hospital with

33:35

his mother. I'll be in room 1109. He's

33:38

like, I'm kind of winning on this

33:40

slot. You got to stay with it when you're

33:42

winning. You know what I mean? You can't just

33:44

get up. Keep me posted. Let me know which one they take her

33:46

to. Okay. And you have to ding,

33:48

ding, ding, ding, going back to this. Three cherries. Holy shit.

33:51

One star from John. Not

33:53

going there every day and gamble. I

33:56

can't help I live at the mission. What?

33:58

What the fuck are you talking about? about. He

34:01

lives in a mission. Yeah. So apparently he's a

34:03

homeless person of some kind here. Not sure, not

34:05

going there every day and gamble. I can't help

34:07

that I live in a mission. My wife and

34:09

son passed away in 2018. My wife used to

34:12

deal cards in

34:15

this town when she was younger. I was married

34:17

to that woman for 40 years. My boy

34:19

was born in my birthday. This

34:22

person has got problems there obviously.

34:25

Then your security told me to

34:27

hurry up why was using the

34:29

bathroom. Why was using the

34:31

bathroom? I come in very clean. I'm

34:33

not dirty and I gamble quite a

34:35

bit at your casino. I could understand

34:37

if I was dirty and wasn't gambling

34:39

and just using your facilities at your

34:41

expense but I'm not. He

34:43

came in to gamble and they treated him like

34:46

a fucking hobo and he didn't like it because he's

34:48

like, oh my money's fucking green. I'm a hobo but

34:50

I've got cash. Green is green. One

34:53

star from James. Old and unattractive

34:55

dealers and waitstacks. What? This

34:57

guy, by the way, his picture is an

34:59

ugly older man with a fucking white beard. And

35:01

he wants to jerk off to your dealer. I

35:03

want hot chicks to be serving me shit. You're

35:05

on the old strip. Yeah. Yeah. Go to the

35:07

MGM if you want. Nice looking fucking girls walking

35:09

around. You're on the old strip. Those women are

35:11

gonna be your age probably. Yeah.

35:13

That's what you get. Yeah. They're 65.

35:16

They've worked there forever. That's what it

35:18

is. Now it works. Barely get served

35:20

drinks when on tables. Have never win

35:22

any money there. Yeah. Yeah.

35:24

It's, dude, I

35:27

don't know how people go to gambling and

35:29

then they leave and they're like, I can't

35:31

believe I didn't win. Yeah. Are you shitting

35:33

me? That's it. How much money do I

35:35

want to throw away? There is an awning

35:37

that has video graphics in it. Yeah. How

35:39

do you think you're winning? Right in the

35:42

asshole. That town built a sphere that's like

35:44

a weird, that's from all the fucking that's

35:46

gonna go on there. It's the ass fucking

35:49

constantly. Yeah. It's wild, man. They're

35:51

building pyramids and all that. That's

35:53

ridiculous. Right in the butthole. Giant

35:55

lines. Butthole. New

35:57

York City replicas. giant

36:00

fountains, fucking performers, treasure island,

36:03

fucking sh- Right in the

36:05

ass! There's fire on the

36:07

street! That means you're throwing your money

36:09

out. You

36:11

can eat at the top of a

36:13

fucking replica of the

36:16

Eiffel Tower. That's true. You

36:18

can walk around with a glass of scotch.

36:20

Not a cup. Down the street. Just a

36:23

glass, tinkle in your eyes. Tink, tink, tink.

36:25

How you doing? People are- They sell you

36:27

a- what they call a whale bone of

36:29

a drink. It is a slushy of

36:31

boom that you have a strap on your

36:33

neck. Walking down the street.

36:35

How do you- A football of beer. How

36:38

about a football of beer? Would you like that? That's

36:41

what they give you. You're gonna

36:43

lose, man. You're losing money. Joshua,

36:45

one star. I have five issues with the hotel.

36:47

Count them down. Then he says staff is unprofessional,

36:49

but that's not in his group. No, no, he

36:51

numbers them. Okay. So I guess that is one,

36:53

but then he says one. And then he only

36:55

does one. He's only got one through four.

36:57

Okay, so- So he's got five. Very

37:00

confusing. Staff is unprofessional.

37:02

What I booked on a third

37:04

party website was not what I received. Well, that's what happens.

37:06

Yeah. That's why you book through the- That's why you call

37:08

the hotel. I never book through third party shit. Right through

37:10

hotels. I do it every time. Every time

37:12

I'm disappointed. Hotel's website is exactly what I want. I

37:15

always get what I asked for at that point. Every

37:17

time I show up, I go, ah, this looks mad.

37:20

You know what? That's what's on me. You rolled the dice.

37:22

You went to Binion's. What do you want? I'm paying 12%

37:24

less than everybody else. Whatever. Number

37:27

two, I had an issue with Wi-Fi and the

37:29

front desk told me, quote, what do you expect?

37:31

It's free. Yeah, it's true. It's free.

37:33

Your room was fucking $18. Yeah.

37:35

I saw tonight a room there

37:37

is $45. It's a Friday night, $45. You

37:43

could just live there. It'd be cheaper than paying rent

37:45

somewhere. Truly. Except it's disgusting. Right. That's the only difference.

37:48

Three, the cocktail waitress was very unprofessional, very

37:50

rude and not polite at all. Wouldn't even

37:52

blow me. He didn't say that, but that's

37:54

what he's meaning. Yeah. And would not allow

37:56

me to order a drink and blood bluntly

37:58

just kept saying, huh? And no. waved

38:00

her hand and walked away. Waved

38:03

him off. Fuck off. This

38:06

is the wildest shit I've ever heard. Four

38:08

stars. I asked the front desk

38:10

for towels and the front desk clerk told

38:12

me they had no towels since housekeeping is

38:14

gone. And if I want towels, I have

38:16

to walk to the other hotel, the Four

38:18

Queens, and get them. Across the

38:21

street. You have

38:23

to cross. It's literally right across

38:25

the street. You have to cross Fremont. Walk

38:28

back with towels while people try to

38:30

sell you rap CDs and perform Elvis

38:32

songs for you. And

38:34

the family flies over on his appliance. Towels.

38:37

Thanks everybody. That's

38:39

fucking amazing. Four waits for the next day

38:41

for housekeeping to get me towels. You just

38:43

go over there and get towels. I mean,

38:45

they'll give them to you probably. Hi, I'm

38:47

staying at Binion's. Can I get towels? They

38:50

have a reciprocal towel arrangement, I feel, with

38:52

you. I've heard. I'm told that they'll trade

38:54

you in the morning. Oh god. And

38:57

when I proceeded to ask where the pool was, the lady

38:59

had an attitude about it and she says she wasn't sure

39:01

where it was or if it's even open. I don't even

39:03

know if we have one. We might not have a pool.

39:07

And she just shrugged her shoulders and went on with

39:09

her business. I wouldn't stay at

39:11

this hotel if you're looking for decent respect. Respect.

39:15

Out of Vegas. No. I

39:18

was staying 10 days in this hotel and

39:21

instantly regretted my decision the first night, currently

39:23

still staying in the hotel. He's

39:25

there now. 10

39:27

days. Pissed fucking off. Judith

39:29

One Star, very small room without a window,

39:32

old and outdated, platform bed with mattress that

39:34

does not reach the end with corner jutting

39:36

out of bad safety hazards. Yeah,

39:38

you're gonna whack your shit on that. Every time. Very

39:41

dark room, shaded pointed edge that caused

39:43

a huge gaping wound in my leg.

39:45

Yeah. Yeah, that'll happen. Instead

39:47

of being compassionate, they sent two

39:49

Keystone Cop security guards who

39:51

harassed me. Yeah.

39:55

You bleeding twat. What are you doing over

39:57

here? You dumb bitch. You walked into the

39:59

bed. You fucking up our Bed getting blood

40:01

all over bleeding on my bed Jesus Christ

40:04

Shower had a trickle of water

40:06

pressure and bathroom was very small

40:08

Combative front desk supervisor refused any

40:10

concession for problems cannot justify $79

40:14

price tag for nightmare room. Yeah, they

40:17

answered her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're sorry

40:19

You did not enjoy our boutique style

40:21

hotel It just opened

40:23

in 2019 and is designed to match the feel

40:25

of the rooms when our hotel first opened in

40:27

1932 We do understand

40:29

this original vintage design is not for everybody and

40:31

we wish you the best man Fuck

40:33

off is what they just said. Yeah Okay.

40:36

Now, usually I wouldn't go this long on it,

40:38

but I have to do this last one one

40:40

star Corey I was approached by two armed security

40:42

guards and told I quote looked homeless You

40:48

look homeless sorry After I

40:50

had shown him my room key. Yeah, I

40:52

inquired as to why I was being approached They

40:54

said you look homeless again, even

40:57

as a paying guest of the hotel with

40:59

four booked rooms for a week Oh, why

41:01

was I being stopped still no route

41:03

valid reason you look homeless and clean basketball

41:07

Shorts clean shirt and fresh haircut at

41:09

this point two more security guards showed up with

41:11

their hands on their sidearms Really? They're

41:13

ready to shoot him Yeah I was

41:16

a paying guest and produced my room key

41:18

inquired again as to why I was being

41:20

held in my forearm security guards are necessary

41:22

Someone comes over the radio and the main

41:24

security guard accosted me tucked his head down

41:27

to here. No shoes He

41:29

doesn't have shoes Now all

41:32

the sudden that is the reason not I look homeless

41:34

and I was free to go No,

41:36

I didn't have shoes on put

41:38

some fucking shoes on have shoes shoes

41:41

on room Use scumbag in a shit hotel.

41:43

No, I didn't have shoes on it was

41:45

late at night I just forgot about them

41:48

what forgot about them. He forgot shoes No,

41:50

I was planning on a no I was on

41:52

a no smoking floor and went to smoke a

41:54

cigarette before sleeping I didn't think about it since

41:56

I planned on being out for a short time

42:00

Shoes! Gross! It's

42:02

Vegas. You're wandering around a Vegas

42:04

hotel with no shoes on. Why

42:07

wasn't I just informed of that and asked to

42:09

return to my room? Instead I was harassed by

42:11

forearm security guards with two hands on guns. Oh,

42:13

that's right. I look homeless even before anybody noticed

42:15

I didn't have shoes on. Meanwhile,

42:18

our floor, there was unsecured breaker boxes,

42:20

access to sprinklers, access to unfinished areas

42:22

of the hotel, with exposed electrical wiring,

42:24

and access to unfinished upper floors. Then

42:26

why would you walk on with no

42:28

shoes on? With all those hazards

42:31

out. Oh, by the way, the day we

42:33

left I saw guys carrying two trash bags

42:35

with pants missing a leg and a gray

42:37

shirt from dirt and matted hair past two

42:39

security guards. He had shoes on so all

42:42

was good I guess. Shoes

42:45

and shirts, remember that? Two

42:47

keys. Shoes, shirts. You

42:50

mentioned shoes. That's generally what separates

42:52

the homeless from the hopeful. Shoes,

42:54

yeah. Yes, inside. Yeah.

42:57

Homeless people have shoes on. A lot

42:59

of them do. They're wearing shoes. Those

43:01

are out there. That said, I'm grossed

43:03

out. Let's get grosser with our personal

43:05

item of the week. Let's

43:07

do it. This is the

43:09

... I'll just turn it toward you. Oh

43:12

my. That is praying

43:14

hands. That's a forearm with a

43:16

... for some fisting. Is

43:18

it just one hand? It's one hand.

43:20

It's three fingers. It's all together in

43:22

an inserting motion but not enough fist.

43:25

It's called the Doc Johnson Belladonna Magic

43:27

Hand. Oh, Belladonna. I'll just turn it

43:29

toward you. Oh my. That

43:32

is praying hands. That's a forearm

43:35

with a ... for some fisting.

43:37

Is it just one hand? It's one hand.

43:39

It's three fingers. It's all together

43:41

in an inserting motion but not enough fist.

43:44

It's called the Doc Johnson Belladonna

43:46

Magic Hand. Oh, Belladonna. 11 and

43:48

a half inch hand and forearm

43:50

for vaginal or anal fisting. Whatever,

43:52

yeah. And there's a black or

43:54

there's a fist that comes in white. Yeah. That's

43:57

a fist. That looks like it's going to punch you. Yeah,

44:00

the fist is white, this one's black, there's also a

44:02

white one to this too. So you know,

44:04

you don't want to black fist up your ass. It

44:06

looks like you were praying hands. No, no. It's

44:09

just one hand. One hand, yeah. It's

44:11

$29.63 is the price on this bad boy.

44:13

Half a prayer. And on Amazon. Yeah,

44:15

half a prayer. It's got four and

44:17

a half stars. Wow. They

44:20

love it. They love it. Does

44:22

it vibrate? I don't think it does. No? No.

44:26

It's just a big rubber hand. Just a hand? Do

44:28

you stick it up your ass? Do you want it to

44:31

vibrate too? I don't know. I think that's a... Right? That's

44:34

too gluttonous, right? That's... Come on. What

44:37

are we, Nero? Like, we can't do this. This

44:39

is crazy. Too much. We

44:41

want too much at everything. I

44:43

need it to do other things. You're going to do other

44:46

things with this. So here's R. R. Just

44:48

the letter R. The letter R and there's a last name, which

44:51

I won't go. Oh boy. Five stars, great

44:53

size is the headline. How big is it? 11 and a

44:55

half inches long. Oh my... That's

44:57

from like middle of the four arm ups. I mean, you could

44:59

shove it all up your ass, I assume, if you really want

45:02

to. How deep can you get in there? Perfect

45:04

for a kinky experience that can,

45:06

after practice, open new realms of

45:08

pleasure and fantasy. Firm, but the

45:10

fingers are flexible enough to be

45:12

comfortable, even through rough use. The

45:15

duckbill design is easier to tolerate

45:17

than the closed fist model. I

45:20

imagine so. It looks like it would be. Wow.

45:23

That's the thing about the duckbill is it like

45:25

tapers in. Yeah. The fist

45:28

is just, that's, you're going big right now.

45:30

All the way. Yeah. You

45:32

got to warm your ass up for that. You better have already been dilated. Yeah. I

45:35

liked mine so much that I bought

45:37

the Vacu-Lock model for my

45:39

F machine. The what? There's a model

45:41

that you can put on a fuck

45:43

machine. It's called Vacu-Lock? Vacu-Lock. So, yeah,

45:45

so you can stick it on there.

45:47

So this person will have a fist

45:50

hand being fucked from

45:52

a machine. Drilled it. Wow.

45:56

How is anybody supposed to match up to that with

45:59

a penis? supposed to fuck anybody with this

46:01

thing when I expect them to enjoy it

46:03

they have an arm on a fucking piece

46:06

of equipment that hydraulically thrust it into her

46:08

you can't match that got the vacuum suck

46:10

what's it called a vacuum lock for my

46:12

s machine Jesus

46:15

Christ and I'm supposed to make you

46:17

come with this day that's gonna be

46:19

difficult five stars great

46:21

toy more fun than expected okay

46:23

from Jack yeah I purchased this

46:25

because I need a step up

46:27

from my butt plug which

46:31

I mean who hasn't been to the point where you're like

46:33

you know what I just this butt plug isn't doing if

46:35

I got a step up to the next level up up

46:37

yeah but couldn't find anything between the

46:39

two and a half and three inch range and

46:42

found this to be a great purchase even if it

46:44

wasn't the step up I was looking for the

46:47

material is much more flexible than I

46:49

expected I guess that's good yeah how

46:51

hard piece of equipment up your ass

46:54

but lends to the ease of entry

46:56

and enjoyment when inserted oh boy I

46:59

still find it best to warm

47:01

up with my master tool number

47:03

four triple ripple plug to

47:07

give a fucking plug for a very specific

47:09

item that's a step up of the double

47:11

bubble wow the triple ripple Wow

47:16

so that the hand with all its contours

47:18

and details goes in nice and easy yeah

47:21

when deeply inserted 9.5 inches

47:23

oh my god Wow you are

47:26

my hero holy shit you got

47:28

a long ask

47:31

an hour deep Wow

47:33

I found the fingertips on the toy

47:35

are perfect for reaching my peak excitement

47:38

level and with a modest amount of

47:40

lube it efforts it moves effortlessly inside

47:42

you what inside you

47:44

yeah that would take some effort

47:48

because I wow effortless you're gonna have

47:50

to get a whole lot of butt

47:52

plugs yeah because measurements

47:54

are most difficult to find accuracy

47:56

on when buying toys I like

47:59

specific characteristics Here goes, all

48:01

measurements in diameters are based

48:03

on circumference. Fingertips start

48:05

1.25 inches, hand width 2.5 inches, hand length 6 inches,

48:07

wrist 2 inches. Oh

48:11

my God. It's increasing to 2.4

48:14

inches, insertable length same as total

48:16

11.25 inches. That

48:19

is so big. It's a big

48:21

fucking, it's a goddamn arm and hand. It's

48:24

not like a little dildo that's shaped like one,

48:26

like oh that won't that be cute. I want

48:29

someone's half of their arm up my ass. It's

48:31

a real hand. That's a real hand. Candace,

48:33

five stars, well worth

48:36

it with 1, 2, 3, 4,

48:38

5 exclamation points. Where did she put it? Let's

48:40

find out. I always wanted to be

48:42

fisted. Okay. That's the first sentence.

48:44

All right, it's good for you, Candace. That's the

48:46

first sentence. Always. This person's going to give a

48:49

little bit of her psychological background first, Candace. I

48:51

always wanted to be fisted. It's

48:53

a fantasy of mine, I guess because it's

48:55

so bizarre and sort of taboo. Not

48:58

everyone does it. No. You

49:00

got to be ready for it. Nobody can accommodate

49:02

it. Not everybody is capable. I ordered this and

49:04

first of all I was shocked by how big

49:07

it is. It takes some work.

49:09

I believe it. Yeah, but it's definitely well

49:11

worth it. It's exactly as big as a

49:13

human hand. Oh my God. It's a fucking

49:16

yeah. It feels so real

49:18

too. And of all the

49:20

realistic toys I have in quotes, this feels

49:22

the most real and it's not like some,

49:24

and that's not at all sticky like cyber

49:26

skin is. Gross. I

49:30

started out by using it to rub myself, which felt

49:32

amazing in itself. This she's really got

49:34

the surface. This

49:36

is hilarious. It took me quite the

49:39

few tries, a lot of lube, a

49:41

couple of dildos to work my way

49:43

up and getting myself heated up for

49:46

this. Best way to do it

49:48

is have it facing up and get on

49:50

top and slowly work your way down. Gravity.

49:53

Yeah, you know, fuck it. Body weight. Yeah,

49:55

on it. I finally got it all the

49:58

way in while I had. my

50:00

vibrator on my clit and holy

50:02

crap the orgasm I had was

50:04

like none before. I

50:06

squirted everywhere. Oh my god, that

50:09

a girl. All

50:11

over. And was just amazed how incredible

50:13

the feeling was. The thrill I got

50:16

from it. Definitely something

50:18

you should add to your collection or to spice things

50:20

up with someone. That's somebody

50:22

that's on her. Wow. And

50:24

27 people found this helpful. Only

50:26

because they jerked off to her review. Like

50:29

oh man, who? It squirted

50:31

everywhere too. I just came. Thank you.

50:34

Helpful. Click. Where

50:36

is this product? Amazon. This

50:38

is all written up. This is Amazon.

50:40

This is amazon.com. Somebody went on Amazon

50:42

and said I squirted everywhere.

50:45

You can click on that and see her other

50:47

reviews and purchases and find out what Candace was

50:49

all about. Goddamn it. Oh,

50:52

Isaiah, three stars. Massive.

50:54

More like a novelty piece. Yeah.

50:58

Um. It says I may

51:00

have misread the description before ordering

51:02

this absolutely massive arm. When

51:06

I seen the box in my mail room, I

51:08

was taken aback and rightfully so. Upon

51:11

opening it, instead of a moderately sized

51:13

easily insertable hand, I found a massive,

51:15

nearly Hulk sized arm. It's

51:18

the size of a Teddy Rock. They should make it in green. Yeah.

51:22

Hulk fist. Don't get

51:24

me wrong. The quality looks great and

51:26

I appreciate the massive size, but ah,

51:28

yeah. This ain't going inside of me

51:30

anytime soon. I suggest maybe ordering the

51:33

other woman sized hand instead. Yeah,

51:35

I guess so. Three stars. Feels

51:37

good, but has a million tiny little holes,

51:40

which are bad. So it is

51:42

porous, but it is fun. Okay.

51:45

Porous, but fun. All right. Somebody's,

51:47

wow. Okay. One star

51:49

from Pat. I'm going to try to find a way

51:51

to get this thing to smell horrible and caused a

51:53

terrible reaction for me. Oh no. Here we

51:55

go. Where? This

51:58

thing's, I've been now dealing with an. that

52:00

began one week after I purchased this

52:02

product and I'm finally taking heavy-duty antibiotics.

52:05

Firstly, if you have a cervix that

52:07

is lower, get the fists

52:09

without the fingers extended because this

52:12

thing will puncture through your cervix

52:14

with those fingers. Oh my! They're

52:16

firm. Don't stick it in

52:18

that hard fast. Yeah, why are you hitting

52:20

the cervix? With the... I mean eventually, yeah.

52:22

It's 11 and a half. Yeah, holy

52:25

shit. So I used this toy two

52:27

times and had a burning irritation that

52:29

led to bacterial infection. I have not

52:32

been right since I used this two

52:34

months ago. I have not been right.

52:36

Pussy all fucked up.

52:39

But pussy's been on the disabled list for two

52:41

months now. Sideline

52:44

pussy, is what that is. Walking

52:46

crooked. I did it to myself.

52:48

All me. It smells disgusting even after

52:50

washing it. It smells like new tire

52:52

and has been lying in a hospital

52:54

bed for a year. I don't

52:57

know what that means. I had it in

52:59

a drawer with my clothing after I bought

53:01

it and all my clothes had to be washed

53:04

because of the smell. It's disgusting. I can't believe

53:06

I actually put that in my body. Twice!

53:08

You put it in here two times. If

53:11

you're sensitive to chemicals, I do not recommend this product.

53:13

If you have a lower cervix, I do not recommend

53:15

this product. Thoroughly regret purchasing this.

53:17

I can handle with. That's

53:21

a great... I can listen. I'm no wither

53:24

and daisy over here. Is that my first time? I

53:26

will fucking... I handle... you put

53:29

a Coke can out. I'm on top of it.

53:31

But! How fucked my share? I can even handle

53:33

length. But the finger

53:35

sticking up like that was just a no

53:37

from me. Wow. Yeah. Does everybody

53:39

know the location of their cervix? I suppose. I think

53:41

chicks do probably. Yeah, they know where their cervix is.

53:44

Yeah. They know if it's getting poked when they're done.

53:46

They're the only ones that have one. Yeah, I don't

53:48

know where mine is. I can't find it. I've looked,

53:50

I can't find it. I've misplaced one. I think I

53:52

don't have one. I think I was born without it.

53:56

Maybelle gives one star. Buy

53:58

or beware. Oh. I got the box

54:00

and I didn't even want to open it because the

54:03

smell was so strong. Oh, she's getting the Toyotires, dude.

54:05

Yeah, that's right. Sickeningly strong. Wow.

54:08

Keep in mind it's still wrapped in plastic, wrapped in a shipping box. And

54:11

she can still smell the tires. The Amazon guy's like,

54:13

I know I just dropped off a dildo. I can

54:15

smell it. I can smell the dildo. Smell dildo tire.

54:17

I took it out of the box and it only

54:19

got stronger. Well, it wouldn't get weaker. He did, yep.

54:21

Yep. I washed it four

54:23

times and the smell is just as strong.

54:25

But it felt slimy even after washing it

54:28

with antibacterial hand soap and special toy soap

54:30

four times. Oh, and you can't return

54:32

it. No, you can't. That's

54:35

your fist right now. That's your fist-ing arm,

54:37

sir. And your dildo.

54:39

I'm giving it half a prayer. I enjoy it.

54:41

Wow. If all of those things

54:43

are okay with you, the hand is flimsy. The fingers

54:45

obviously do not have anything that makes them more rigid

54:48

like actual fingers. Feels more like

54:50

jellies but flesh tone. Still

54:52

real floppy. Okay. Oh

54:54

boy. One

54:56

star, disappointed. Oh. Yeah.

54:59

After a couple of hours working my way up

55:01

in size with other toys, a couple of hours,

55:03

this person's like, what are you doing tonight? Well,

55:07

I got a lot of plans for tonight. I'm going

55:09

to spend a few hours. I got at least a

55:11

couple hours. Gaging up my pussy and then I'm going

55:13

to ram a fist into it. How

55:15

about you? A four hour. Couple

55:18

hours. I was thrilled that I managed to

55:20

get this toy inside my ass. Well,

55:23

yeah. That's an accomplishment. You

55:28

bought it for that. Wow. After

55:30

just a few minutes of play, it suddenly

55:32

dawned on me that this is a poor

55:34

substitute for what a real hand would feel

55:36

like. What? You

55:38

have a hand sticking up your ass. What

55:41

do you want? It just dawned on you?

55:43

A live person would move as in rotate,

55:45

thrust, pull and flex. That's the idea. This

55:47

just became an awkward large object to insert.

55:51

Yeah. It dawned on me. It just dawned on

55:53

me. After a couple hours. Yeah. It

55:55

dawned on me. Lucille One Star didn't

55:57

work for me. No? It's

56:00

very floppy and jiggly and just gave me

56:02

the creeps. It also smells really bad. I

56:04

really love dildo play But

56:07

this one wasn't for me

56:11

Not it's not dildo play. It's the fact that

56:13

this one doesn't work. It just doesn't work.

56:15

I'm good at that I try can take with

56:20

Constantly even length mark

56:23

one star as we on several

56:26

As we on several restraint toys, this

56:28

is by far we own Several

56:31

restraint toys. This is by far the cheapest

56:33

made product I've ever seen That's

56:37

it even okay the whole thing amongst all

56:39

my restraint This

56:41

one yeah, this is no good

56:43

one star heavier than

56:46

a real hand Rendering it useless

56:48

what I don't know what the weight would have

56:50

to do with that at all You can sit on it and you'll be

56:52

done. So there we go That

56:55

is the personal item of the week. So

56:58

that said let's now we got to go

57:00

somewhere else. Let's get out

57:02

of here We've been the DC's have

57:04

been the shitty bin my ass hurts.

57:06

Let's go somewhere beautiful. Let's go to

57:08

the Parthenon in Athens, Greece What do

57:10

you say? Wow that it's a beautiful

57:12

old room. You're old. Oh, it's amazing

57:14

Yes, and it's an Athens Greece here

57:16

The Parthenon is a former temple on

57:18

the Athenian Acropolis Greece that was dedicated

57:20

to the goddess Athena during the 5th

57:23

century, BC So what is

57:25

1,500 years old Wow? Yeah

57:27

It's decorative sculptures are considered some

57:29

of the high points of classical

57:31

Greek art an enduring symbol of

57:33

ancient Greece democracy and Western Civilization

57:36

amazing that it exists for yeah

57:38

construction started in 447

57:40

BC and the Parthenon is I would just call

57:42

the area Yeah, that's all like

57:45

a 30 degree slant so they had

57:47

to bring all of you know all

57:49

of the stone Yeah, those incredible. It's

57:51

amazing. It's incredible. So people have a

57:53

lot of bitching about it Here we

57:55

go. Obviously they want it to be perfect and

57:57

it's not so some people love it. Yeah, the

57:59

Parthenon on and honestly I know it has 4.8

58:02

stars by the way out of 72,356. Pretty

58:09

good. It should be 5. If

58:11

you expect what it is, it's an

58:13

old ruins and you're going to see it and take

58:15

it in then that's what it is. Don't expect things

58:18

around it. I don't know. Marcus Aurelius, right? I guess.

58:21

I think so. Julius Caesar. All

58:23

those people were there, right? We're

58:26

talking Greece now. Oh, that's Rome?

58:28

That's Rome. So we've got Greece and Rome

58:30

mixed up. Greece is pre-Rome.

58:32

Oh. Yeah. Oh.

58:35

The birthplace of democracy. Yeah, it's before the Roman Empire. Wow.

58:38

Yeah, so that's a different time. This is the

58:40

first time they thought of it. It's more impressive.

58:42

Let's vote for shit. Isn't that interesting? So, Darren

58:44

with 5 stars. Absolutely stunning.

58:48

Visited in April. Busy but not packed like I've

58:50

been told. Key points. Bathrooms are

58:52

scarce. So plan accordingly and there's lines. They

58:54

didn't. They didn't put those in ahead

58:56

of time. They didn't think about that. They were like, let's put

58:58

a big men's room in here with a 10, 12 year old.

59:02

All the running water. That's,

59:04

yeah. You're retrofitting that

59:06

shit in there. That's going to be tough.

59:08

No bathroom. Nope. Buy tickets prior

59:10

to arrival if you're able or search a

59:13

walking guide tour that includes entrance tickets worth

59:15

experiencing yourself. And he's got a bunch of

59:17

beautiful pictures of it. It looks great. And

59:20

this person though, 5 stars, didn't expect there

59:22

to be perfect bathroom facility. Yeah, how could

59:24

you? But not what he was there for.

59:26

Fucking, it's so old. No, here's a person,

59:28

5 stars. There

59:30

is no words to review this place. Parthenon

59:33

is a wonder of our human culture.

59:36

Built on Acropolis Hill, this building is a

59:38

temple and was used as a mosque and

59:40

a church under various rulers of Athens. That's

59:42

when the Ottomans took over, I think. Now

59:45

the reconstruction work is going on and

59:47

the added sculptures are almost 100% ruined

59:50

but the structure still stands. I

1:00:01

don't think English is their first language. Four

1:00:03

stars, very nice historic place but full of

1:00:06

people. Weird that they'd want to

1:00:08

see that. Of course. Yeah. Like

1:00:10

there's tons of 25 year old fucking hundred

1:00:12

year old fucking ruins that you can go.

1:00:14

No. It's kind of the reason

1:00:16

people go there. Yeah. Very difficult

1:00:18

to take pictures or just hang around. Bring

1:00:20

shoes for walking. Yeah. You

1:00:22

idiot. You fucking idiot. Always

1:00:24

bring shoes for walking. One star. It's

1:00:27

like... Wow. It's

1:00:29

like an unfinished building. It's

1:00:32

twenty five hundred years old. No,

1:00:34

no. It was finished.

1:00:36

It was falling apart and they're

1:00:38

trying to maintain and stop the

1:00:41

falling apart, you idiot. Cement everywhere.

1:00:43

Tools all around. Cranes

1:00:45

scaffold everywhere. Scaffolds

1:00:47

everywhere. You know, like they're trying to keep it.

1:00:49

Keep it from falling on top of you. You

1:00:52

moron. So we can see it in the future.

1:00:54

Very disappointing for thirty euros. What

1:00:57

did you want? What a

1:00:59

dipshit. Look man, sweet ducks. One star.

1:01:02

Very terrible. Very terrible.

1:01:04

Very terrible. The sun was so

1:01:06

painfully bright that I got

1:01:08

a sunburn even with sunscreen on. You

1:01:12

left a review. Hold on. Of

1:01:14

a place. And this place is twenty

1:01:17

five hundred years old. Because the sun was out.

1:01:19

Who gives a shit about this place? It

1:01:21

was too sunny that day. It was sunny.

1:01:23

You went out on a sunny day. You

1:01:25

went out on a summer sunny day. How

1:01:27

were the people of the Parthenon, whoever runs

1:01:29

the Parthenon, supposed to fucking keep the sun

1:01:31

a little cooler for you? How

1:01:35

was that possible? Wow.

1:01:37

The whole place smelled like urine and

1:01:39

sweat and the people were horrid. I

1:01:42

personally did not enjoy the trip at all

1:01:44

and would not recommend going unless the site

1:01:46

of rocks excites you so much. Fuck

1:01:50

history. Yeah. Fuck history.

1:01:52

Where's your Starbucks? And

1:01:54

some shade. Jesus. And some shade.

1:01:56

Although it's a lovely historical artifact, I prefer

1:01:58

to look at it from pictures rather

1:02:00

than visiting it. Artifacts.

1:02:02

Artifacts. It's art.

1:02:05

It's beautiful. My God. J.P.

1:02:08

one star. We visited Athens

1:02:10

for 40 minutes during the middle of the

1:02:12

day, parked our car on an active street,

1:02:14

had some luggage in the trunk, never opened

1:02:16

our trunk, and we were robbed. Parked

1:02:20

your car with all your shit in the middle of the tourist

1:02:22

area. Crazy. Getting robbed. Worst

1:02:25

experience of my life, Athens is

1:02:27

also very ugly. It's

1:02:29

not worth it to visit these archaeological sites.

1:02:32

Not worth it. I

1:02:34

will never visit again and will avoid flying

1:02:36

into this city at all costs. I'm going

1:02:38

to fly in. Not even flying in. Fuck

1:02:40

this place. Somebody robbed us. Oh,

1:02:43

man. Maria. One star. Very

1:02:46

disappointing service. What

1:02:48

are you looking for? Well, we

1:02:51

purchased combined e-tickets for four persons,

1:02:53

120 euro. When

1:02:55

we went to the Acropolis there was

1:02:57

a huge line only to print

1:03:00

the tickets. We didn't receive any QR code

1:03:02

after one hour of waiting and losing our

1:03:04

time slot. The lady at on the entrance

1:03:06

told us there was nothing to be done

1:03:08

as everything is broken and we need to

1:03:10

print the tickets and wait in the line

1:03:12

anyways. Other persons could enter

1:03:14

only with the reservation number as we expected

1:03:17

to do. When the lady asked us where

1:03:19

we were from and we said Bulgaria,

1:03:21

she insisted we purchased from scam site

1:03:23

and we need to print the tickets

1:03:25

just in case. Sorry. You

1:03:28

robbed. Sorry. Bulgarians are

1:03:30

famous for robbing each other. That's what happened. I felt

1:03:32

very offended as we bought the tickets from the official

1:03:34

site. After showing her she

1:03:36

didn't believe it. You Bulgarian bullshit artist.

1:03:39

That's what you guys do there. You see them.

1:03:41

Wow. They get a real... If any

1:03:43

Bulgarians come in they're full of shit. They're lying. Turn

1:03:46

them away. Turn them away. This

1:03:48

is a huge disrespect and discrimination.

1:03:50

Those Bulgarians always getting discriminated on. People out

1:03:53

there going, is that still a country? Is

1:03:55

that a place? I don't remember Bulgaria. Yeah,

1:03:57

that's a country still. Never

1:03:59

had those... kind of problems in any other

1:04:01

part of Greece. Looks like the capital is

1:04:04

a hateful place still full of prejudice. You

1:04:06

filthy Bulgarian. Still full of it. Still full.

1:04:08

She's a blonde white lady, by the way.

1:04:10

Are they known for their prejudice? To Bulgarians,

1:04:13

apparently. Yeah. One and

1:04:15

a half hour later, still waiting on the

1:04:17

queue while it's raining. They can't

1:04:19

control the rain. At least they could

1:04:21

have someone outside explaining to the confused

1:04:23

people what to do. Hopefully the Acropolis

1:04:26

is worthy, all that waiting and discrimination.

1:04:28

Yeah. Oh my God. Okay.

1:04:30

We'll do the last one here. One

1:04:32

star. Yeah. Bad experience. Tell

1:04:34

me why. We read about a lot of

1:04:37

verbal fights and now we understand why. Verbal...

1:04:40

Verbal fights. Arguments going on down there? Is that real?

1:04:42

That's just Greek talk loud maybe. I don't know. If

1:04:44

it's Italy, you'd think a lot of people are fighting,

1:04:46

but they're really not. That's just how it is. Silly

1:04:48

talk. Not friendly at

1:04:50

all. No. I

1:04:52

wanted to bring my... What the fuck? My bazooki?

1:04:55

Bazooki? I don't know

1:04:57

what that is. B-O-U-Z-O-U-K-I. I

1:05:00

don't know. Just to take a photo. It's got

1:05:02

to be a camera. A camera of some kind, a bazooki. And

1:05:05

he had me put it in a small office

1:05:08

where pretty much anyone could just take it. We're

1:05:10

not talking about a cheap tourist instrument, but a

1:05:12

3,500 euro instrument. The

1:05:15

bazooki is $3,500? I think the bazooki is like

1:05:18

a really good camera probably. Nice. Like

1:05:20

for a ticket. We didn't even get the picture. Okay. That's

1:05:23

obviously there. One

1:05:26

more thing actually we'll do, because this is fucking

1:05:28

hilarious. And then we'll start.

1:05:30

We'll finish it up next week. One

1:05:32

star. This place was horrendous. The

1:05:34

state it was in is appalling. Dude,

1:05:37

what are you... It's falling down. It's not

1:05:39

even a nice building. Holy

1:05:42

shit. I hated my visit with

1:05:44

a burning passion! Oh

1:05:47

my god. I regret all previous

1:05:49

decisions to visit. He's

1:05:52

denouncing himself. Waste of

1:05:54

money, time, and facilities. Facility. Knock

1:05:56

it down and build fucking CCC's

1:05:58

pizza. I

1:06:01

am personally, I personally am going

1:06:03

to write a complaint and potentially

1:06:05

consider suing

1:06:07

the Greek government. As

1:06:11

my stay was borderline traumatizing.

1:06:14

That's it. That's all he said. That's

1:06:17

all he said. Traumatized by the Parthenon. So. I

1:06:20

saw it and I was traumatized. There you go.

1:06:22

That everybody is the Parthenon. Oh, great. And we're

1:06:24

going to finish that up next week because there's

1:06:27

a lot more to people complaining about weird shit

1:06:29

like cats and. It's a fucking.

1:06:31

Wi-Fi. Miracle that it exists.

1:06:33

It's mid. Unbelievable. Parthenon.

1:06:36

Mid as fuck. That is fucking

1:06:39

amazing. So. How have we built these

1:06:41

places up so high that somebody can look at it and go, what

1:06:44

is this shit? The fucking ego people

1:06:46

have is amazing. Isn't it incredible? We

1:06:49

are. Goddamn it. We're awful and

1:06:51

disgusting people. We're doomed. So at least it's

1:06:53

nice to see people in other countries are

1:06:55

also pains in the ass. They're coming from

1:06:57

everywhere bitching. So that's not just Americans that

1:06:59

do that. That's nice to say. That's

1:07:01

good. We always think of other places as, you know. Probably

1:07:04

respectful. Yeah. No, this

1:07:06

is big assholes. That's enough. That said, there

1:07:08

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