...this episode is only 35 mins (and Maureen thought she saw a laser). Sorry if Tony offended anyone who works in a camera store... Is tipping the same as bribing? 🦞🦞🦞--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/

Talking About Vaginas Again

Feb 2nd, 2021 1h 7m

We answer a few calls this week, one being from a friend asking us our opinion on a sex toy called the BALLDO. We also go into it about the stigmas of the fabled "smelly vagina," as well as the usual smattering of other topics! Thanks for liste

Casual Monogamy

Jan 26th, 2021 1h 13m

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Drinking Beers & Shooting the Shit

Jan 19th, 2021 1h 5m

Give us a call and leave us a voicemail. Your question/comment/suggestion/insult could be heard on a future episode. Our number is 917.310.5262. This week we kick back some beers, smoke a joint, and just shoot the shit. We cover the gamut of po

The Gen Z Invasion w/ Special Guest Zac Day

Jan 12th, 2021 1h 7m

Our friend Zac makes a guest appearance on the podcast this week for the Gen Z perspective on whatever tf we ended up talking about. HEY GIVE US A CALL AT 917.310.5262 AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL. <3--- Send in a voice message: https://podcast

Pussy Is Power

Jan 5th, 2021 1h 7m

We have hit our 25th episode! 1/4 of the way to 100! Call and leave us a voicemail at 917.310.5262--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Christmas Vacation - Week Off

Dec 30th, 2020 54s

Call us and leave us a voicemail at 917-310-5262--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Fuck To Feel Bad

Dec 22nd, 2020 1h 13m

This week we take a test to figure out what type of sexual deviants we are. If you wanna take the test and follow along with us it's bdsmtest.org and we did the short version of the test... Which still took us like an hour--- Send in a voic

Gamified Dating

Dec 15th, 2020 1h 7m

Welcome to our Jordan episode! Number 23! Seasonal/Pandemic/Regular depression is kicking our asses. This week we sit down and talk about how apps have gamified everything from the creative process to dating. We also reflect on what might have

Sexually Submissive

Dec 8th, 2020 1h 8m

Back from our break and right back into the shit we go! Boys lets get one thing straight, Maureen might look sexually confident online, but she's sexually submissive... SO MAN UP AND MAKE A MOVE--- Send in a voice message: https://podcaster

A WEEK OFF

Dec 1st, 2020 1m 26s

We forgot to mention last week that we'd be taking this week off. In the meantime leave us a voicemail for topics to talk about on upcoming episodes, 917-310-5262Thanks!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/y

Gender Neutral Scissoring

Nov 24th, 2020 1h 2m

You know how Tony recites that stupid phone number of ours every week (917-310-5262)? WELL WE FINALLY ANSWERED THE VOICEMAILS! Thanks to everyone who called in, and if you haven't called in, now would be a good time to do it!--- Send in a v

YTLF Down Under

Nov 17th, 2020 52m 17s

It's our 20th official episode! This podcast can almost drink. Well we put it out there last week we were looking for dual citizenship, and Australia pulled up quick to wife us up... Find out all about it on this episode--- Send in a voice

FDT

Nov 10th, 2020 1h 23m

Currently taking applications for European husbands and wives, looking to come up on some dual citizenship! Well we always said we were trying to avoid politics because we don’t know enough... So today see just how little we know!(This was rec

Recycled Nudes

Nov 3rd, 2020 1h 13m

Fellas, is it gay to wipe your ass? Do y'all recycle nudes? When you move, do you pack the day of? A lot of questions in this podcast... Oh yea, and it's election day, so while you're waiting in line today to vote, put this on and ask yourself

The Re-Assinator

Oct 27th, 2020 1h 21m

Alex is back this week and we're discussing the difference between horror films and halloween films, some of our favorite scary movies, and Tony admits his fear of angels.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/

No Fucks Bush

Oct 20th, 2020 59m 11s

Remember last week when we didn't talk about dating or sex? That was a fun, "safe for work" episode wasn't it? Well that was short lived. This week we're back at it discussing date etiquette, the pros/cons of texting prior to meeting your onlin

Drop Culture Skinheads

Oct 13th, 2020 1h 3m

We don’t talk about sex and dating for once; revisiting last weeks ending topic of Fred Perry and Skinhead culture.... We discuss experiences growing up in the punk/hardcore scene, launch fashion/drop culture and 12 step programs - and yet it’s

Doing Speed On The Weekends

Oct 6th, 2020 58m 6s

Tony bombs a date and Maureen teaches him about stove topping. It's a brave new world y'all.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Sober October?

Sep 29th, 2020 53m 2s

Brain shrinkage, ouija boards, and body counts - oh my! Try to learn the cons of drinking and waste 50 mins of your time.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/your-two-loudest-friends/message

BDSM: Maureen Beats Up A Date

Sep 22nd, 2020 1h 15m

Mo is a hypocrite and ventured into the BDSM/Kink world that is the Feeld app, and tells Tony about her first date experience off of it. We venture down the world of what really is "kink," look up the definition of BDSM (because we're vanilla t

Either You're Peed On Or You're The Pisser

Sep 15th, 2020 1h 13m

Will a vagina sauna burn your butthole? Who has a better looking butthole? We actually mentioned buttholes quite a bit in this episode as we dive into the worlds of holistic medicines, sex work, fetishes we don't understand, and so much more.

Dirty Boy Dick Denied with Aurora

Sep 8th, 2020 1h 14m

Maureen's best friend surprises her with a visit and we got her stoned enough to bring her on the podcast and discuss why dirty boys are ghosting her and Maureen from across the ocean. Aurora also breaks down birth charts and zodiac signs for u

Are Orgasms A Love Language?

Sep 1st, 2020 1h 5m

After much discussion about love languages finally this week Tony takes the quiz to discover what his love language is. We also both opted to wear masks this episode, reasons to be explained within. We also have a phone number you can call and

Tripping Shrooms, An Alien Invasion, and Ladyboys

Aug 25th, 2020 1h 5m

WE HAVE A PHONE NUMBER TO LEAVE US VOICEMAILS ON NOW: 917-310-5262. In pursuit of spreading our brand we went out and plastered the town with tear flyers to get some callers... Well we tried, but about 20 minutes into the trip, the other trip