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after we're done here. Also you may know us from

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the TikTok or the YouTube. A lot

1:05

of stuff. We're there. Where

1:07

were the people are right Cameron? That's

1:09

right. Everywhere. We want to be where

1:11

the people are. Good stuff

1:14

Dan, good stuff. Big hello

1:16

to Jordan. Hi. Are

1:18

you okay? Yeah. Okay.

1:20

I'm in the mood. Yeah I get down. I'm not

1:22

convinced. Oh no. What happened?

1:25

We should unpack it. We will again. No

1:27

actually nothing occurred. I

1:29

just I think the Adderall's kind of

1:31

I want to come down. Okay understood.

1:34

I feel that. Yeah.

1:36

It's fine. Oh

1:39

yeah it was great. I hung out

1:41

with my mom, my dad, my brother,

1:43

his girlfriend and my cat. That,

1:45

are you being sarcastic? No

1:48

I- You liked it? I had a great time and

1:50

then my friend came over and then she fell asleep

1:52

on the couch and refused to wake up and slept

1:55

there till 6 30 a.m. What you

1:57

just described is Dan's hell. Yeah,

2:00

oh Yeah, no

2:02

somebody not leaving your house to the next morning So I don't

2:04

let them in the first place by the way What did you

2:06

do last night for Valentine's Day if you want to vent about

2:08

it unpack it leave it in the chat? Kelsey

2:11

got stranded right cheeky. Can he

2:13

did again stranded? She was

2:15

driving my car and the car is

2:18

connected to your phone So

2:20

if you your phone dies or you don't

2:22

have cell service You're pretty

2:24

much screwed or telling half a story there

2:26

Well, I mean are we I mean

2:29

the car comes with a key. No. Well, yeah,

2:31

I can't find the key Consistently

2:34

with all the cars that I have

2:36

because the cars are connected To

2:39

the phone so you really don't need a physical

2:41

key As long as you have a

2:43

phone and your phone is on your phone died. Yeah,

2:46

I was out yesterday And

2:50

so and you're so I was in

2:52

the car But the car the charger

2:54

is broken in Zach's car So

2:57

I couldn't like I was

2:59

all day couldn't charge my phone and

3:01

so last night I had plans with

3:03

my friend yeah, and so we went out and I

3:08

Got back to the car and my phone had

3:10

literally walking into the parking garage died And

3:13

I was like, oh whatever like I'll just charge it

3:15

in the car I go and I'm like wait a

3:17

minute. I can't get into the car I'm

3:21

in full panic. I don't know what to do

3:23

because I'm totally I can't start the car. I

3:25

can't I can't open it It's locked. So I'm

3:27

I'm freaking out. I like tell my friend I'm

3:30

like you need to DM Zach because she doesn't

3:32

have Zach's number. I don't know Zach's number by

3:34

heart I was like you need

3:36

to DM Zach. I don't know what to do.

3:38

He'll see it and respond right away. No,

3:40

it's oh wait And

3:43

understand I could have helped easily because

3:45

I could go on my phone and

3:49

Just turn it on right

3:51

but immediately my phone was

3:53

also dead Uh-huh, but when I finally

3:55

turn my phone on and I go

3:57

to listen to the voice memo I'm

4:01

so out of it that I don't even fully

4:03

understand what is being yelled at me Through

4:06

this voice memo that I just stop listening

4:08

and I just like it Having

4:22

to go to a rock Yeah,

4:24

I'm buying a charger. It was one in

4:27

walking distance buying the charger and begging I

4:29

had to plead with the employee. It's like

4:31

let me plug my phone in for a

4:33

minute just to turn it on So I

4:36

could unlock the car and

4:40

I'm like pleading and they wouldn't let me it

4:42

finally I had to talk to a supervisor the

4:44

supervisor was like you can for five Minutes and

4:46

I was like amazing So I plugged it in

4:48

waiting for it to turn on and then you

4:50

when you start it from the phone You only

4:52

have two minutes before it turns off again Like

5:06

why are you doing it? I mean you get

5:08

the key I'm so sorry And by the way

5:11

My other car right now is in the repair

5:13

shop Illegally because apparently when you turn in a

5:15

car to a repair shop you have to give

5:17

them a physical key They can't have

5:19

the car without a physical key God for they need to

5:22

move it. Whatever They do

5:24

not have a physical key right now. That's

5:26

not the only person that the news flash

5:28

for is you know It's bad and also

5:30

dude one time with this stupid car that

5:33

I got Yeah, I've been stranded in the

5:35

middle of Joshua Tree because all

5:37

I had was my phone And if you don't

5:39

have cell service the car cannot

5:41

connect to the phone I am convinced at

5:44

this point that you enjoy this stuff Why

5:47

why else would you let it happen so

5:49

frequently? I don't know I just

5:51

get I you know It's I'm so disorganized

5:53

Cameron and and to be honest like sometimes

5:56

It's well, okay 99% of the time it's

5:59

not broken So I fix it. But

6:01

it gets you. One or two

6:03

percent. It will bite

6:06

you. And it bites you hard. Anyway,

6:10

sorry. It's

6:14

OK. We'll figure it out. Well,

6:16

you were doing that. I was having

6:18

one of the most stereotypical Valentine's Day

6:21

experiences of my life. I've never had

6:23

a Valentine ever in the in my

6:25

history of existing on this Earth. And

6:27

last night I experienced something that was

6:30

so stereotypically lovey-dovey

6:33

couple-y that it was wild. Like

6:36

from the second I pulled up to

6:39

this restaurant, you realize that there's far

6:41

many cars, far more many cars on

6:43

Valentine's Day. Because every table in the

6:46

restaurant is a two seater. You

6:48

know what I'm saying? So people are usually

6:50

via party travel together. Yeah, I see what

6:52

you're saying. Now it's only couples. So getting

6:54

into the place, very challenging. And once you're

6:57

in there, it's just a bunch. It's just

6:59

all you see is a sea of tables

7:01

of two. Yeah. It was weird. It's not

7:03

like romantic in any way. You're just in

7:05

a restaurant. Was it? You're in a restaurant.

7:07

A hundred people doing the same thing as

7:09

you. Well, we were sitting at a table

7:11

that was on the beach. So even though

7:13

it was black, you were able to see

7:15

nothing. You just saw blackness. But

7:18

you had the feeling of the ocean. Was

7:20

it freezing? Was it like 40 degrees out?

7:22

No, they had heat lamps and stuff. OK.

7:24

It was well heated and ventilated. What did

7:26

you get? What did you get to eat?

7:28

Well, it was a prefixed menu because it's

7:31

Valentine's Day. So they have this whole little

7:33

thing. And the idea of adding something to

7:35

a prefixed menu or getting something like… Say

7:37

you want to add an additional item from

7:39

the menu. Yeah. Oh, it's like you're…everything's wrong.

7:42

It's crazy. Their bed explodes. They yell at

7:44

you. It was a whole thing. They

7:46

yelled at you? Not yell, but like it was very

7:48

stern about it. What did you try to add?

7:50

All I wanted to do was add a Caesar

7:52

salad. And it was like I asked them to

7:55

hack into the Pentagon. That's not that big of

7:57

an out. Well, it was huge for them. I

8:00

also hate how prefix is thought prick fix Prick

8:03

fix. Yeah prefix isn't a PR IX

8:07

No, yes, it is prefix is PR IX

8:09

f IXE. Let me look at a grand

8:11

pri. Yeah, well prefix menu is a prick

8:14

Oh, I see. Yeah, you're right pricks pricks.

8:16

You're right pricks fix. I was so confused

8:18

when I see that I say what's a prick fix I

8:20

love a prefix menu. Yeah, cuz you don't have to decide.

8:22

Yeah, that's great. It limits it all they bring it out

8:24

They course it out. It's amazing. Can I ask

8:26

you all a question? Well, would

8:28

you mind? Matching in

8:31

outfits with your significant other cuz that's what ended

8:33

up happening last night at dinner and it was

8:35

unintentional in public. Absolutely Yeah, well we ended up

8:37

matching and we didn't realize since we were walking

8:39

into the restaurant that we were both wearing red

8:42

Vibrant bright red you were wearing the same thing

8:45

and white. Yeah, you walked in here wearing the

8:47

matching outfits and we said all cute The

8:50

truth is it wasn't initially gonna be matching but

8:52

I had to wear my outfit for a certain

8:54

reason and like ultimately I ended up looking like

8:57

We were we were in this like like

9:00

like this Valentine's Day

9:02

show or something. You're

9:04

ready to do some dance. Didn't you have a shirt on under

9:06

it though? That was white and red

9:08

that would still matter kind of man white and

9:10

red It's a little on the nose to go

9:12

out for Valentine's Day and be wearing red super

9:15

embarrassing my boyfriend in a red cardigan White

9:17

collared shirt. I'm in a white

9:19

collar shirt with red hearts and a red sweater

9:21

over top magic, I Mean

9:25

looking like freaks That

9:27

was really embarrassing. I that happens to me

9:29

a lot like whenever we

9:31

go on vacation My wife and

9:33

I accidentally match the unintentional match

9:35

is cute I don't like it because

9:38

it makes it because everybody else it's like oh,

9:40

did you try to match with your? Well,

9:43

you say it's unintentional. We're just on the same way

9:45

of life. Yeah, but it's also pretty easy flow that

9:47

way Yeah, it's called being in love what the fuck's

9:50

about. Yeah, I'll pretty easy to match on Valentine's Day

9:52

You most likely gonna wear red. Yeah. Well, yeah, that

9:54

was weird Like I walk in and the lady taking

9:56

us to her table like who have your outfit and

9:58

she's gonna read jumpsuit like she's literally

10:00

it looks like a red traffic cone yeah of

10:03

course you like our outfit because we also look

10:05

like red traffic cones. Red

10:07

traffic cone. He is orange

10:10

right? Yeah, under orange. Are

10:12

you colorblind? Honestly

10:14

I think a little bit. Really? Yeah

10:16

but not with reds and oranges I

10:18

think I have an issue with like

10:20

greens and browns. What's your actually

10:22

orange and reds do mess me up a little bit. Hmm

10:27

I should get that checked I mean how

10:29

do you mean would they mess you up a little

10:31

bit? Well like if I look at a shade of

10:33

a color I'll think that it's like

10:35

I'll look at an orange and think it's a red but

10:38

the reality is orange. Does

10:40

that make sense? Sure. Yeah I don't know

10:42

if that makes sense. You want to know something I've always

10:44

thought about and like bear with me here. Okay. You

10:47

know like when I see purple. I was

10:49

about to say this. If you're purple if my

10:51

purple is your like is my green. Is your

10:53

green. Uh-huh yes. So we're all seeing the one

10:55

and I'm like yeah that's that's purple and you're

10:57

like yeah that is purple but really you're seeing

11:00

a different color than I'm saying. Scientifically somebody has

11:02

explained this to me because we all have different

11:04

color eyes so we all perceive light differently and

11:06

therefore perceive color differently. So like

11:08

I'm saying that this button right here is

11:10

blue right? Yeah. You say

11:13

that that's blue. Yeah. But in your

11:15

brain that blue may look like my

11:17

green. Like I see the grass

11:19

is green and the sky is blue and you see

11:21

the grass is green and the sky is blue but like

11:24

if I was to see your eyes the grass could be

11:26

red and the sky could be yellow. Right. Because everybody

11:28

just sees it differently. But we all think it's the same

11:30

thing. Right. Oh gee like. And the only way around this.

11:32

And the only way to discover if that's true or not

11:34

you got to give me your eyes. Yeah. Casual. Block them

11:37

out. Let's trade one. Give me a minute. Let me

11:39

crawl inside your body and see through your eyes. Ew.

11:42

Ew. Would you phrase it like

11:45

that? That does make me up

11:47

though. Because it could be real and

11:49

you'll never be able to like prove

11:51

that it's not real. Oh that's so weird.

11:54

It is weird. I don't like that. I

11:56

don't like that one bit. I had a math professor

11:58

who. had a

12:01

disorder, no disorder, condition, where

12:03

she would see numbers as different colors. Oh,

12:06

that's very cool. And I thought like, okay, you're

12:08

making that shit up, right? There's no way. That's

12:10

a virginist anesthesia. Yes. It's

12:12

an actual thing. Musicians have that

12:14

all the time where they'll hear something and it'll

12:17

be a color. And that's why it's so easy,

12:19

like for her, in her case, it's very easy

12:21

for her to do like equations and stuff because

12:23

she can look and just sees the

12:25

rainbow of math. I've

12:28

never heard that done with numbers. That's weird.

12:30

It's really wild. Yeah. She's

12:33

smart. Yeah. She's smart. Dr.

12:35

Shepard. Shout out to her. Yeah. Shepard.

12:39

Hey. Yesterday was wild though. Valentine's

12:41

Day is wild. We got Valentine's Day from Kelsey.

12:43

Thank you, Kelsey. Yeah, we got fellas. A little

12:46

bluey Valentine. I'm not going to lie though. I'm

12:48

very Valentine's Day out. So this is a good

12:50

little period to my Valentine's Day 2024. That's

12:53

fair. You have no idea what happened

12:55

to me last night after I got home from dinner. Do you want

12:57

to talk about it? No, we could put two and two together. Oh

13:00

yeah. I don't have a idea. So you

13:03

thought there was somebody else's eyes. Ew.

13:09

I don't get it. Rewind

13:11

about 30 seconds. Oh

13:13

thanks. We had

13:16

this very romantic dinner which

13:18

was really interesting. Just

13:20

again, interesting to be in a room

13:22

filled with just couples. I've

13:24

never been a couple. I've never had a

13:27

relationship. This is very new. Isn't that right?

13:29

It's just weird to see people who claim to

13:31

be in love with one another. Whether

13:34

they're lying about it or not. You don't know. But

13:36

they're there. So that was the part

13:38

of your night? Oh, that was up there. I

13:40

also feel like I'm getting shamed for not drinking

13:42

because I stopped drinking alcohol. At

13:45

least for now. Every

13:48

couple months you say something like that. Yeah, I can't

13:50

understand how we're on it. And

13:52

if you want to stop, I support whatever you

13:54

want to do. You

13:56

don't need to make a statement. You

14:00

can just do it or not do it. Well, I feel that

14:02

I do get shame though Like I was last night the second

14:04

we said we weren't gonna drink I think

14:07

I was like, oh staying dry tonight.

14:09

Hey as he slams the the menu

14:11

real intensely He's like you

14:13

want a mocktail like no waters Okay,

14:16

but they don't but then I'm like, oh they just you know, he

14:18

wants to make some money on the tip You

14:20

know, I think mocktails are the biggest

14:22

waste of money. They are so true. So

14:24

true I don't I'm not gonna drink alcohol.

14:26

Oh great. You're gonna save the money. No

14:29

I'm gonna spend the same amount of money literally get

14:31

none of the fun And

14:34

the industry is exploding yeah, I'm like damn I

14:36

wish I could have gotten in on some of

14:39

that fraud Like

14:42

it's such a waste of money. Mocktails really

14:44

are scam aren't they they are such a

14:46

scam such a scam But

14:48

I am done with Valentine's for a whole year. Very happy. Why

14:50

would you say you're done for a year? Well when I got

14:52

home Our Friend

14:56

and the lady who really takes care of our

14:59

house. She's the sweetest her name is Angie Yeah,

15:01

she put together this entire Valentine's Day Display

15:04

spectacular in our home. Nice

15:07

like with what rose petals and like

15:09

our photos were everywhere That's very sweet.

15:11

Yeah, the towels felt I love you.

15:14

Yes, I know I

15:16

think I do I'll get the video I'll share

15:18

it with y'all and then even maybe

15:20

on her own TikTok page I know you follow

15:22

Angie on TikTok. I don't have to talk. I

15:24

know I always see her liking our stuff. Yeah

15:27

Yeah, she's on our for you page yet. I

15:30

don't probably in there somewhere. Yeah, Disney

15:32

adult stuff. That is true by

15:34

the way Dan is in our TikTok

15:36

account which is really just it's my TikTok account

15:39

that I scroll through So it's

15:41

my for you page and you see it you

15:43

see my algorithm whenever I open it up to

15:45

post something on our TikTok It's something like it

15:48

recommends whatever you're watching and it's always Disney adults

15:51

Every time it's so weird, you

15:53

know, I'm proud of it. Good be sure me. I'm

15:56

very proud of it I'll get you all a video though,

15:58

but I'm very Valentine's Day out Very

16:00

done now that you've done your first Valentine's Day, and it's

16:02

done with do you think you'll go like above and beyond

16:04

every year? I think it's like okay. You got out of

16:06

your system I

16:09

think well I'll do something Similar to what

16:11

I've done this year every year because it was fun,

16:13

and it was really special and it was nice I

16:16

think you did a good job. You didn't go too

16:18

far overboard. You don't need to I

16:20

tried You didn't buy like there was no like car

16:22

involved or anything like that right no No,

16:25

no no no limousine that picked you up

16:27

no no helicopter. No skywriting. That's

16:29

it. I love you good No,

16:31

that's next week next week actually

16:33

how much would it cost to hire a skywriter? I

16:36

feel like that's something we should be doing more often

16:38

to get the message out about things Yeah,

16:40

there's a reason you don't see those planes in the sky

16:43

very often I

16:45

just look like the banners are expensive. I looked

16:47

up a billboard for us recently Oh

16:50

really my wife and I were driving around

16:52

town the other day And we saw this this

16:54

woman and only fans creator bought her own

16:56

billboard in Hollywood love it It just says only

16:58

fans and her username like that's Great

17:01

that's smart. It's like what if we just put up

17:03

a billboard for the Zach Sang show in the middle

17:05

of nowhere It is

17:07

not cheap. I know I found

17:10

a tiny little billboard in the middle of

17:12

like the worst part of town It's like

17:14

twenty thousand dollars what I'm joking. That's crazy.

17:16

I've got to be honest I thought we

17:18

could buy four billboards for that yeah, but

17:20

like you're there's no way you're seeing a

17:22

return on that Yeah, I don't

17:24

know. It's pretty effective With

17:27

the right messaging you're right you're right

17:29

now. I got the price on skywriting how much

17:32

about three to four thousand dollars for a message in the

17:34

sky For

17:37

clients looking to do a personal message Average

17:39

cost is about eight thousand

17:42

five hundred what for what? Up

17:45

wait yeah, what are they spell it out there

17:47

paragraph they put up a QR code in the

17:49

sky That kind

17:51

of money. That's what I want and I want it there in perpetuity.

17:54

I want a permanent QR

17:56

code cloud Make it happen.

17:59

That's pretty sick Because to be honest, everybody does

18:01

see it, right? Because everyone's looking up at the

18:03

sky eventually. No. No? Like,

18:06

think of how much time we spend inside every

18:08

day. You're right. And

18:11

then also, half the time when those are in the sky

18:13

and you look up, you're like, what did that used to

18:15

say? Because five seconds ago, it may

18:17

have been something. And now it just looks like fliggy

18:20

flor. It do go away pretty quickly,

18:22

huh? Yeah. Oh,

18:25

man. Big movie news broke today.

18:27

Yeah. They should

18:29

be writing in the sky about this one. There's

18:31

going to be a Moana live action, obviously.

18:34

And then the new animated movie is

18:36

coming with it. So they're doing both? Yeah. Dwayne Rock

18:38

Johnson is going to be in both as

18:41

Maui. And they have

18:43

found their live action lead to play

18:45

Moana. Who is it? Robin Rock? We

18:50

don't know yet. They haven't announced it. Oh, so they

18:52

just know who it is but they're not saying. But

18:54

I do believe it was like a very intense search.

18:56

It was done all over the globe.

18:58

And it's been going on for well over a

19:00

year now. I'm just confused

19:03

why Ali-E Cravaglia couldn't

19:05

have done it. Who's that?

19:07

She said that she just

19:09

felt like it was time for somebody else to take

19:11

on the role of someone younger that like better

19:15

represented. Come on, Dan. I

19:17

mean, not better represented. I think she's great and I love

19:19

her. And I never want to talk anything bad about Ali

19:21

because I love her. You OK, guys?

19:24

No. But,

19:26

if you can't. Take

19:29

a breath. We're

19:32

not OK over here. Man,

19:34

I love her. No, she just said that

19:37

she wanted to play pass the baton to someone else.

19:40

The younger generation. They'll do it. Are

19:42

we? When is the place where? I don't know

19:44

if that's a good thing. That might be insensitive.

19:49

Some may see that as insensitive. No.

19:52

But you know what? Sometimes you've got to go against

19:54

the grain, Jordan. Yeah, exactly. Like, if

19:56

she doesn't want to do it, fine, I'll do it. So.

20:00

Your option number two. Yeah. It was a little bit of

20:02

what we're in. It's definitely going to be tapped. It's

20:04

great, the music for this one too. And the live

20:06

action movie comes out June 2025. When

20:09

did the first one come out? I

20:12

feel like it's too late. Well, you know. For

20:15

the live action version, I can wait decades

20:17

before I got this one. The fact that

20:19

they're giving it to us so quickly and

20:21

essentially tied with Moana T, which is coming

20:23

in November. Same day as Wicked,

20:25

I believe, right? Yep. Whoa. November

20:28

27. That's the next Barbenheimer

20:30

right there. Yeah. What are they going to

20:32

call it? With Gonna. Gonna? With

20:35

Gonna. A Lee E-posted one that

20:37

said Moaned. Moaned? Yeah.

20:41

That needs work. It's Wicked and Moana. Moana.

20:43

Moana. Moana. Moana's

20:46

funny. Well. I

20:49

have a date. So the live

20:51

action is a remake of the original, which

20:53

is live. And then that's going to be

20:55

followed up by a second Moana. No, no,

20:57

no. So the second one comes first, again

21:00

in November. And then that's November 2024. And

21:04

then there's going to be a live

21:06

action one, June 2025. So a little

21:10

less than a year later. Oh, it's funny. Moana

21:12

is actually – Moana is actually one

21:14

of Dan's favorite movies. Oh, I love

21:16

it. What's it about again? What's it

21:18

about? What's it about? Moana means family.

21:20

Mo – Mo – Mo – Moana,

21:22

yeah. Moana means family.

21:25

That's Ohana from

21:27

Stitch. I

21:29

heard it means no worries for the rest of your day.

21:31

That's a kunawata. Ow, well. Wait, what

21:33

is – For somebody who opens up

21:35

our TikTok and sees the Disney's DOLDS feed, you really don't know

21:37

anything. What is Moana? Mo – What? Moana

21:40

means – I don't know why I can't get this across my head.

21:42

Isn't that the – means family? No.

21:46

Ohana. Ohana means family. We

21:48

own Stitch. Yeah. And

21:50

Moana. Moana. That's an M. That's

21:53

a movie that serves the rock. Music

21:55

by Lin-Manuel Miranda. All

21:58

right. I

22:00

guess in my head they're the same movie somebody don't

22:03

they both take place on the island Yes,

22:06

yeah, all right. Well once in Hawaii one is a

22:10

another island Yeah,

22:13

it's still an island. It's still an island. It's so

22:16

tropical damn Back

22:19

all I know is that Brevin Rock wants to be a

22:21

chicken in one of them. Yeah. Yeah I'm not gonna lie

22:23

you're bringing me down Dan. I am yeah Why

22:26

why is he bringing you down? I don't know the

22:29

difference between Mohana and Lilo and stitch no Mohana

22:34

is actually the straight to DVD rip-off that they're

22:36

doing you can get it at red box And

22:40

then the checkout aisle Walgreens Bringing

22:45

me down. Oh the Met Gala

22:47

today announced their dress code and

22:49

it's more confusing Than

22:52

ever I don't understand it I

22:54

don't understand the entire thing but the

22:56

co-chairs includes India JLo and Chris Hemsworth

22:58

bad money on that list too What

23:00

the co-chair do I

23:03

don't know dude invite people oversee invite list

23:05

I don't think they set the theme right

23:07

because that's done by Vogue. Yeah an Anna

23:09

Wintour They just like name a

23:12

few people to co-host the event like last year

23:14

was do a leap and other

23:16

people But they're just like the

23:19

main character that night, you know, nice

23:21

question about the mecca. Yeah, I

23:23

understand what it is Why?

23:28

It's a fancy party. Yeah, I think it's

23:30

just a party. It's famous rich people prom.

23:33

It's yeah There's a sense to me. It's

23:35

the opening of an exhibit at the Met

23:38

of like their their prime exhibit for that

23:40

year so this year it's Sleeping

23:43

beauties reawakening fashion. Yeah, and the

23:45

dress code is the Garden of Time and That's

23:48

an easy one to follow. Just put a bunch of clocks on

23:50

your They

23:53

say it's about wearing things that are delicate so

23:56

delicate that they can break and only be worn

23:58

once So that's what the exhibit

24:00

is about. Garden of Time

24:02

is a reference to this story

24:04

from 1962 about this count and countess

24:08

who live in this magical

24:10

garden and it's like

24:13

a utopia. However, outside of the garden's

24:15

walls is this angry

24:17

horde of people that want

24:20

to infiltrate the garden and destroy it,

24:22

but they can ward off

24:24

these people by plucking one of

24:26

their crystal flowers in

24:28

their garden and that reverses

24:30

time. However, that's like their only

24:32

option so they have to pluck every flower

24:35

until their out of flowers can't reverse time

24:37

and the mob finally descends. So I'm just to

24:39

be clear I'm supposed to surmise that from looking

24:41

at somebody's dress? Yes. Yes. So what are you

24:43

wearing? Garden stuff? Um, I

24:46

guess just like something that bridges the

24:48

gap between utopia and the

24:51

fall of society. Okay, got

24:54

it. I don't like sum that up

24:56

in a suit. Understood.

24:58

You know part of me like wants to go to

25:01

this thing. I mean I

25:03

wouldn't mind going right but I always thought

25:05

like it's what's the are they

25:07

trying to sell something? At a

25:09

charity event? Right. They say it's

25:11

like for an opening of a

25:13

museum thing but really it's all

25:15

like rich people prom dude. Rich

25:17

people prom. They get together, they

25:19

hobnob, they become friends. I don't

25:22

know how I feel about it. They have a

25:24

lot of proms. Yeah. Yeah they do have a

25:27

lot of proms. The Emmy is the prom. Every

25:29

award shows a prom. Yeah but this one actually

25:31

crosses genres in ways that the other ones tend

25:33

to not. Right? Because this is everybody. It's everybody

25:35

relevant in culture for that year, correct? Yeah

25:37

basically designers get to choose who they

25:39

want to dress and

25:42

they submit that to Vogue and Vogue

25:44

approves who's coming like the

25:46

list that the designers want to bring. So it

25:48

starts with a designer. Exactly. Interesting.

25:51

Yeah. Here's how I

25:53

feel about fashion as a fashion school dropout.

25:56

Nobody asked. All right keep going then. No

25:58

we asked I'm interested now. The

26:00

fashion designers that are creating the

26:02

dresses like it's impressive the

26:05

people that wear the clothes nobody gives a shit Wow,

26:07

but they know yes, that's how I feel

26:10

We show I'm so confused like Jared little

26:12

last year wears this cat outfit mm-hmm a

26:15

designer submitted that That's

26:17

a good question. You know um no I think

26:19

I think the designers submit like

26:22

who they want to bring and then the designer

26:24

has I don't they don't have

26:26

to submit the dresses or the clothes before they walk

26:28

the red carpet. Yeah, that's true No, I know big

26:30

surprise so the designer said I want to bring Jared

26:32

Leto And they approve that then designer and Jared Leto

26:35

or whatever work on the South it together He's gonna

26:37

wear so you gotta find a designer convince them to

26:39

be like yo Exactly and when I

26:41

was in PR. That's what we had to do is reach out

26:43

to designers Really yeah, and then

26:45

you get together like behind a curtain and go. What's the

26:47

weirdest thing? We can put on this guy and

26:50

put him out in the runway interesting Interesting

26:53

we should go I think people take it

26:55

so seriously do easily the hardest invitation the

26:57

world to get Yeah,

27:00

it is yeah by far. I think that like

27:02

we also probably get to the coronation easier You

27:04

also can't bring people like you can't

27:06

say oh I want to go with my plus one

27:08

or I want to bring my manager really yeah You

27:10

can't bring people which is pretty cool. It allows you

27:12

to actually make friends with the people going yeah I

27:14

like that part about it Yeah,

27:16

I'm interested in it. I'm interested. I should be

27:18

our girl from next year go to the Met

27:20

Gala. Yeah, we'll go Oh, yeah, let's manifest Zendaya

27:23

today looked amazing at the dune 2 premiere

27:25

I caught a little bit a little bit

27:27

of it this morning live my tick tock

27:29

feed and she was dressed by her stylist

27:32

Well roach who she famously had like a

27:34

falling out with no no falling out, but

27:36

he did claim that he retired Yeah,

27:39

but what happened there? Well there was

27:41

some drama the drama was perceived

27:44

drama so basically last fashion week there

27:47

at a Louis Vuitton show and he

27:51

couldn't find his seat he thought he's sitting next to Zendaya

27:53

and There wasn't a

27:55

seat for him so that gift of them you

27:57

can't even hear what they're saying, but that went

27:59

viral and Everyone was like, wow, he really

28:01

thinks that he should be able to sit

28:03

next to Zendaya. He's our stylist, sitting in

28:06

the back row. Well, people don't know. So

28:08

much of Zendaya's career

28:10

and aesthetic appearance and perception publicly

28:12

is centered around fashion, which is

28:14

a blessing and an amazing thing.

28:17

I do think that fashion helped

28:19

bridge her transition from being a

28:21

superstar on Disney into being a

28:23

superstar in the biggest movies in

28:25

the world. Very few

28:28

things can legitimize somebody like fashion.

28:31

Come on, I don't know much, but

28:34

that was a big one. In addition to obviously

28:37

acting roles that were crucial. Do you know

28:39

what I'm saying? Being on all those looks,

28:41

like on... They're a

28:44

different kind of attention. Totally, totally

28:46

mainstream perception. There's

28:48

so much to the strategy of what it means

28:50

to style someone. And then obviously eventually

28:52

you get to a place where you get to be

28:54

invited to these fashion shows and sit

28:56

in the front seat. But he

28:59

dressed her again for this Dune 2 premiere and

29:01

it was stunning. It kind of

29:03

looks like a robot. Yeah,

29:06

that's kind of the theme of the movie a little

29:08

bit, right? Future dystopian

29:10

type shit. Exactly. Can we look

29:12

at it? It's so good. Yeah, we just had it on

29:14

the screen a second ago. There it is again. Stunning.

29:16

By the way, Dune 2 getting great reviews.

29:18

Great, great reviews. Just like Madam Web? We'll

29:22

get to Madam Web in a second. I

29:26

wasn't able to watch Dune 1, so maybe I'll watch the

29:28

original. It was... What?

29:31

He says I wasn't able to watch Dune 1. Well,

29:33

that fell asleep. Somebody was preventing you from doing it

29:36

for the past four years. Well, yeah, like, sleep cycle.

29:39

It was really good. It was probably my favorite movie

29:41

in a theater in a long time. Oh, you saw

29:43

it in there? Yeah. It

29:45

was so good. Interesting. Loved it. Do

29:48

you need to see one to understand too? Yeah, absolutely. Okay.

29:51

Yeah, most certainly. Don't

29:54

go see it if you haven't seen the first one, you know,

29:56

I would assume. I don't like movies like that. I like movies

29:58

where I can watch and just be in the... You

30:01

like movies that you can second screen. What

30:03

is that? Okay? What does that mean where you can

30:05

have it on in the background while you're doing other

30:07

stuff on your phone? Maybe and that's not this one. Yeah,

30:10

now you gotta pay attention to it. Look

30:12

at you Do you think this new movie

30:14

on not movie TV show on

30:17

Netflix? Is uh,

30:19

can you get my attention? I think it is Have

30:21

you heard of the show called chicken nugget? This

30:24

is a show. He had this series Okay,

30:27

I read in series and the first trailer

30:29

is out now And it's about

30:31

a dad needs to recover his daughter

30:34

after she's turned into a chicken

30:37

nugget And

30:41

this is real yes, this is not like

30:43

a SNL sketch or something No, so this

30:45

isn't a video from please don't destroy. This

30:47

is a real series. It's gonna be on

30:49

Netflix 100% legitimate It's

30:51

out of Korea. My question to you Jordan is

30:54

like can she talk as a chicken nugget? It

30:57

doesn't seem so yeah based on the trailer.

30:59

I don't think so. Yeah, very inanimate Yeah,

31:01

and they like get her mixed up with other chicken nuggets

31:03

and what if she gets eaten

31:06

exactly She

31:08

have eyes in a mouth or is it just like no My

31:13

question is this you gotta watch

31:15

Trisha paid it you go to watch this show and

31:17

is it like legitimately? This is what happens or like

31:20

everyone's convinced She turned into a chicken nugget and then all

31:22

of a sudden she turns around the corner. It's like hi

31:24

everyone Oh, you know what I

31:26

mean? Is it just like a miss lead or correct?

31:28

It could be I don't know. I like it I

31:30

think they can make they should make more silly crap

31:33

like this, but I guess we won't know until the

31:35

movie's out It's a TV show. Okay, what is it

31:37

out? Then

31:42

Can we get the chicken nugget on the show to interview the

31:44

chicken nugget? That's a good idea But

31:46

again the chicken nugget doesn't talk so You

31:48

wanted a turkey on this show and we had a turkey and it

31:51

was a great appearance. No, you're right. It was bad We shouldn't have

31:53

chicken nugget on the show Damn

31:56

dude who's starring in this did I miss that? Uh,

31:58

it's a bunch of people you don't know. Okay I'm

32:02

sure they went out to a lot of known people. Who

32:05

wants to play the chicken nugget? I did

32:08

a screen test for it. I did not get it. Next time, dude.

32:10

Next time. Yeah. Here's hoping.

32:12

Speaking of known people taking on new TV

32:15

shows, Lisa from Blackpink is going to be

32:17

in White Lotus. Really? Yes!

32:19

Blackpink in your area. I love

32:21

White Lotus so much. A

32:24

very good series that you can see on HBO

32:27

Max. They're shooting in Phuket. And

32:30

Lisa is from Thailand, I believe, right? Well,

32:33

Lisa. Yes. I think you pronounced it. Huh?

32:35

Phuket? I'd say you pronounced it. Yeah. Wow.

32:39

Pretty sure, right? That's interesting. I never knew that. The

32:42

show takes place in Phuket,

32:44

in Bangkok, Khloe-Samai. What's

32:47

your problem? This is your first time

32:49

hearing cities in Thailand? No, I

32:51

just... It is. It

32:53

definitely is. No, I thought it was Phuket. No,

32:56

it's... What? Phuket? It's

32:58

not spelled like that, but it's cool that it is like that.

33:00

Keep going. Definitely Phuket,

33:03

dude. By the way, you can whisper a

33:05

curse word, but it still hurts. Yeah, you

33:07

don't have my item in there. What's Lisa

33:09

playing? I'm interested. Well, okay. We

33:12

don't know yet. Plot details totally under wraps,

33:14

but she does do it in a very

33:16

expansive cast. It spans a lot of people.

33:19

Patrick Schwarzenegger is in there. He's

33:21

in everything now. He was in like this building, though, last

33:23

week. He was. That's what I'm saying. He's

33:26

really good on Gen V. Yeah, I

33:28

love that show, too. Love that show, too. White

33:30

Lotus is so good, though. Every

33:32

time I watch it, it just makes me want

33:34

to go on vacation, though. Yeah? I mean, bad

33:37

things happen on vacation sometimes. Yeah, worth it. Have

33:40

you watched it, or did you...? I've seen the first season. I

33:43

haven't seen the second season, so I'm going to watch it. And then

33:45

I'm going to watch the third. But I do know that they're like

33:47

standalone seasons, right? There's very little, if any, connective tissue between all of

33:50

them. Yeah, for the most

33:52

part. Jennifer Quilligan, this upcoming season? No. PBD.

33:57

Yeah. Don't want to spoil it. Yeah,

34:00

I was about to say. Oh, she dead. I don't

34:03

want to spoil it for you Dan. I don't think

34:05

Dan's gonna watch it. I'm not gonna watch it. I don't

34:08

want to spoil it for America, Dan. Hi,

34:13

America. Yeah, I agree.

34:17

Oh, let's turn to Madame Web. Let's

34:19

turn to it. Yeah, a new

34:22

movie starring Dakota Johnson.

34:24

I'm gonna call it Johnson.

34:26

Terrible reviews. 23% on Rotten Tomatoes. But you

34:28

know who is there cheering on her?

34:32

Cheering on Dakota? Our very own. I

34:34

was gonna call Dakota Johnson your friend, but she's not

34:37

your friend. No, she's not like Dua Lipa. Come on.

34:39

No, you're right, Cam. I don't want to brag about

34:41

it, but Kelsey is trying to Dua Lipa. I am.

34:43

We're best friends. Didn't you get her song early today?

34:46

Yeah, me and Carlos. Carlos is actually joining

34:48

our gang, so Carlos is the best friend now too. Wait,

34:51

so you introduced Dua Lipa to Carlos?

34:53

Yeah, I did. Wow. And then Carlos is

34:55

the 12th person to watch her music video. I wouldn't

34:57

pay attention to what number I was, but I'm

34:59

happy for his. Probably two. Yeah, you saw

35:01

it before it was released, so right? Yeah, exactly.

35:04

So, you know. Can we

35:06

cut to Carlos in the Viber Sonic Control Room? What

35:08

does it feel like to now be sent to Dua

35:10

Lipa because of Kelsey? Well, I thought I

35:12

was friends with her too. I went to

35:14

one of her first shows in LA, so I've

35:16

been there since the beginning, but... Now you're on text

35:19

with her, though. Kelsey brought you

35:21

that connective tissue. Yes, we're on text. Me and Kelsey

35:23

were talking about if she ever came in here. We'd

35:25

like get a photo with her, Charlie's Angels style. Oh,

35:28

that's a good idea. I support that. I

35:30

like that. Finger pistols. Honestly, I'd make that

35:32

the background on my phone. That's

35:34

disturbing. Why? What? I'd

35:37

hang it up too, probably. That's a

35:39

good photo, guys. Very. That's good. Anyway,

35:42

Madam Webb, Dakota Johnson, not

35:44

your friend. You went to go see the

35:46

movie because you're an avid movie watcher. You

35:50

go see almost everything. Yeah, I

35:52

have AMC list. Not from now,

35:54

but I get three free movies a week, so why wouldn't

35:56

I go to the movies if I'm waiting for it? Can

35:58

I get your autograph? My God! Sorry,

36:02

I didn't mean to brag you there. I'm sure

36:04

you were just crying. You had no idea who you

36:06

were in the room with. Damn! AMC

36:08

Royalty. Don't treat her differently. She's a human.

36:11

It's impossible. I know. I know what I

36:13

know now. You look

36:15

at her differently? Yeah, very much. Status,

36:18

wealth, power, Kelsey. You went on

36:20

opening night though, eh? Yeah, um,

36:22

I- Why? I think, uh,

36:25

we all knew I didn't have Valin's Day plans.

36:29

Kelsey. Um,

36:31

I knew that it was going to be

36:33

bad, and I wanted that experience for myself.

36:36

And I- I received it. I got

36:38

it. Okay, so what is Madam Web even about?

36:42

You know, I watched the movie. Not

36:44

sure I can really tell you. We

36:46

know it's based on a comic. It is. It's

36:48

based on a comic book about, uh, Madam

36:51

Web is like connected to all the Spider people. Okay. I

36:54

feel like, kind of like, knows what they're going

36:56

to do in their lives. Right. Um,

36:59

and this is like the origin story of,

37:01

um, Madam

37:04

Web. Okay. Did

37:07

you ever review our letterbox? I did. Can

37:09

we hear it? Yeah, I'll sum it up,

37:11

because there's, um, it's really long.

37:13

No, I want to hear the whole song here. Okay, there is. I

37:15

do have to- We got nothing to talk. I

37:17

have to admit a line, because it does- I do say a very

37:20

bad word not meant for Twitch. Which one? Uh,

37:22

it starts with a C. Oh yeah, don't do that one. Does it end

37:24

with a T? Yep, ends with a T.

37:26

Wow. It's about Emma Roberts. All right,

37:28

okay. And like, positively. I think you can

37:30

say cat. Yeah. Okay, okay.

37:32

I'll do it. Okay, I said- Ready?

37:36

No, ready. Call an

37:38

ambulance. Call an ambulance, but

37:40

not for Madam Web. This

37:43

is some of the worst ADR I've ever seen in

37:45

a film, paired with CGI so bad. I

37:48

can't even blame the artists, because they must

37:50

have just been trying to match whatever was

37:52

very unclearly written. Googled

38:00

popular in 2003, threw a

38:02

poster of Beyonce's Dangerously in Love, and

38:05

played toxic during a fight scene, which honestly might

38:07

be one of the best parts of the movie.

38:09

I also really enjoyed the part where the writer

38:12

must have just Googled, were cell phones in 2003

38:14

and got the response, yes, but they weren't common.

38:17

This movie

38:20

has a cast to work with and it just

38:22

doesn't. Dakota Johnson, I don't want to be your

38:24

enemy, but right now I can't be your friend.

38:26

Thank you for making me so confident that if

38:28

I had famous parents, even I could play a

38:31

superhero. Cinice

38:35

Sweeney has dealt a terrible hand with one of

38:37

the worst-ranked characters in the script and I just

38:39

can't look at her in this and believe she's

38:41

a teenager. I believe she's a teenager in Euphoria

38:43

more. Celeste O'Connor is fine, but the

38:46

only person who showed up on set two in

38:49

all caps worked with Isabella Merced.

38:51

My girl, Isabella Merced. And

38:54

Adam Scott just showed up to get paid.

38:56

Zosia Mamet is one of my favorite actresses.

38:58

I find her so cool and fascinating and

39:00

they literally sit her behind a desk, the

39:02

entire movie. She has no personality, no

39:05

goal. She just types things in and tells the bad guy.

39:07

The bad guy is so one-dimensional, it feels like

39:09

they asked AI to write a villain. Worst

39:12

of all, they committed the biggest

39:14

crime in filmmaking. They uncatified Emma

39:16

Roberts. I have more

39:18

questions and answers, but to be honest, I couldn't

39:21

care to have them answered. At the end of

39:23

the day, I guess I could just go to Peru and

39:25

figure it all out, which is a plot line. This

39:27

has one of the worst endings of all time, so

39:29

I won't even bother putting a spoiler warning to tell

39:32

you the S stands for Pepsi Cola, which

39:34

if you watch the trailer, you would understand. What

39:37

does that even mean, Pepsi Cola? Why is that in

39:39

there? Why is there a commercial like that? She

39:41

gets flashes of everything that is going to

39:43

happen in her life and there's a big

39:45

S sign and everyone's

39:48

like, oh my God, what does the

39:50

S mean? Whatever, and the S means

39:52

Pepsi Cola. That's

39:55

how the movie ends. No,

40:00

it's just like everyone thought that it had

40:02

this big significance that it doesn't Okay,

40:06

well, I'm looking forward to seeing it

40:08

now. I Okay,

40:10

to be honest, I think people should watch it because

40:12

I think it puts movies into I think

40:14

it puts other movies into perspective Honestly,

40:17

that's what I've heard is like it's so bad.

40:19

It's kind of worth saying it's almost gonna make

40:21

a cult classic It's so bad. Yeah, I think

40:23

what is it sitting at like 14% on Rotten

40:25

Tomatoes now? Yeah 14 Do

40:28

you think all these because they got a lot of big

40:30

names in this movie Do you think they

40:32

all knew this script was terrible when they write it or did

40:34

they did something go wrong while making it? Well, I also think

40:37

it's like a part of the spider-man universe So a lot of

40:39

people are gonna sign up to be a part of that and

40:41

I think yeah I think that also Marvel is

40:43

really quiet when it comes to script So a

40:45

lot of times the actors are auditioning for things.

40:48

They don't even know what they're like auditioning for

40:50

They just know that it's something and a Marvel

40:52

something like super quiet Like they

40:54

don't even read the script when they're auditioning for

40:56

they just got like a scene and have to

40:58

determine based on that so they might have already

41:00

been kind of clocked in for millions of dollars

41:02

and Read the

41:05

script and we're like yikes cuz it is like

41:07

there have been interviews with Dakota Johnson where people

41:09

are like I think she was trying to tell us that it

41:11

was bad. She in these interviews Dakota

41:13

Johnson very clearly hates That

41:16

she's doing anything for this movie. Really? It's so

41:18

obvious. I would love to walk. What is she

41:20

saying? She's just there. I saw one where they

41:22

were like, yeah So, you know, they did some

41:24

rewrites and stuff during and like how much of

41:26

that was part of the plan around? She's like,

41:29

I Don't I don't know any of it. I don't know.

41:32

I don't know She's so clearly over

41:34

it. She's just like I'm here so don't get fined

41:36

Yeah, but it's also she also comes off like she's

41:39

over it a lot So I don't it's

41:41

hard to tell if she's really over it

41:43

I think that's something that does come with

41:45

being a Nebo child as like great wealth

41:47

and riches have been the standard And

41:50

she doesn't need to do any of this Yeah

41:53

Think about that like then she meant so

41:55

she's just choosing the work projects for fun.

41:57

Everything's a favor. I Feel like that's actually.

42:00

That it like I'm doing. Yeah,

42:02

Raver, You think it's giving and.

42:05

Giving was in giving the. Alamo

42:07

Man panel. Now the not All Nippon kids

42:09

are the same here. That allowed

42:11

is the same around them unops, He.

42:14

Had him as a huge Nebo supporter. Neither

42:16

same value as a large collection of unless

42:18

I have friends that are never but never

42:20

be the element of us. But

42:22

there is something right. Like when you have so much

42:24

money. And. So much security.

42:27

Leak. People work in new a good job

42:29

because. Like. Doing a good job is

42:31

connected to the. Stability. Inconsistency

42:33

in new keeping keeping a

42:36

job. You. Know. Oh

42:38

there there has to be something least

42:40

some psychologists have to have some sort

42:43

of studies are some understanding of like

42:45

would comes with having such. Intense.

42:47

Deep amount of security and loved a lot

42:49

to try that but didn't everybody's differently, there's

42:52

some never really that all these you

42:54

want to prove themselves rightly, all the duality

42:56

just outside their parents or create their own

42:58

shine and we let a number of those

43:01

a time did so my best friends of

43:03

those people. Now. Since

43:05

wrists and other people hate on top of a result,

43:08

They. Do fairly. That's gonna like saying that

43:10

you don't like nickel back. Yeah, yeah, they

43:12

did found that category. You know it's like

43:14

movements that they were just born into. it.

43:16

Than that, I. Would probably do

43:18

the same thing. Nobody choose to be

43:20

here. His family are hundred percent. You

43:23

know people are loving and I didn't know which

43:25

way would go as people are actually like in

43:27

The Bomber the movie. Well I say I brain

43:29

read on Deadline and Hollywood Reporter that it's Get

43:31

Galligan A and. Reviews. Are it

43:33

ever set of us who are the audience? Yeah

43:35

Axel at Love it now by the way, see

43:38

his and we going to Paramount Plus after Cedars

43:40

Plus in theaters now. We also had a Kinsey

43:42

Benadir please bomb on the shelf and watch it

43:44

on you tube probably here and to it's too

43:46

but also where we your podcast. Sincere free to

43:48

listen to a local record for our mid week.

43:51

Really, throw it out as ninety four percent

43:53

they were in the audience. Of.

43:56

it from good stuff or mariah carey

43:58

and are in iran they released remix

44:00

to yes and it comes out tonight

44:02

at midnight you can listen to it it's

44:04

really good I listen to it a few weeks ago when she first got

44:06

the mix in amazing

44:09

and Mariah's all over it you're gonna hear the whistles

44:11

it's you're gonna be fed they have a whistle off

44:14

I don't know not a whistle off but there

44:17

are the tones of whistle that's exciting it

44:19

is exciting it's really good this

44:22

is interesting to me Eminem is

44:24

gonna be working on a new

44:26

docu-series it's called stands telling the

44:28

story of intense standom right

44:31

I think this is a great idea needed and

44:33

it's gonna be told through the lens of celebrities

44:35

his story is gonna be

44:37

included in the series but I believe it's gonna be

44:39

other artists and celebrities too right I

44:41

think it's turning the lens around

44:44

on the fans this time so it's

44:46

mostly about these people who are so

44:48

immersed in stan culture and their

44:52

stories but connected to

44:54

different celebrities oh yeah definitely and

44:56

they're gonna explore Eminem fans I

44:58

think yeah well Eminem

45:00

he coined the term stan with

45:03

his song so that's

45:05

makes sense why he's backing this project

45:07

but he also has some of the most

45:10

intense and vocal fans of all time that's

45:12

true yeah I know people who worked on

45:14

the security hmm very

45:16

intense but like a lot of rappers operate

45:19

that way with very I mean dude it's

45:22

the community they cultivate the other communities

45:24

around them yeah they tap into you

45:26

it's very intense man very

45:29

very intense and really

45:31

interesting it's gonna be going to Paramount Plus

45:33

I believe I'm excited dear slim I wrote

45:35

you we stink calling one

45:38

of my favorite covers of that song along salad

45:40

Benjamin highly recommend listening to it I've

45:43

heard that before you listen to it I will freakin amazing

45:45

oh yeah I thought you mean you've never heard the song

45:48

before no I've heard the song for just an Alec Benjamin's

45:50

version I didn't know he did that either it's really good

45:53

listen to everybody listen to it you're welcome I love

45:55

a cover welcome this is interesting

45:57

Katy Perry leaving American Idol why because she's

45:59

planning Most likely to release new music. You

46:02

can feel it. She's talking about like going to like focus

46:04

on her own beat or something. Yeah, that

46:07

also just feels like a job that has

46:09

a rotating panel of judges. It's not a

46:12

real job. Rotate it. Well, it is a

46:14

real job, but it's a rotating panel. Yeah,

46:16

and I think also if you're there too

46:18

long, I kind of think it

46:20

gives the impression that you're just done making new

46:22

anything. And let

46:24

me say that. Not

46:27

a real job, meaning it's not their first job,

46:29

right? So it's kind of like a stop for

46:32

a little bit of time for some artists. And

46:34

like a little PR move more than anything. Well,

46:36

a little relevancy thing too,

46:38

right? Like to be in people's homes

46:41

twice a week for so many years is so

46:43

big. An American Idol, no matter

46:45

what you say, that show still has relevance and meaning

46:48

and power and prestige and a huge pulse. Dude,

46:52

I watched last season just waiting for

46:54

Iron Seeker to leave so I can just

46:56

take a little crack at it. Well, it was

46:58

last time someone came off American Idol and got

47:01

successful from the musicians. Dude, I'm telling you though,

47:04

I'm not going to debate with you on that one. But what

47:06

I will say, giving

47:08

musicians from all walks of life

47:11

a path that is not just TikTok to

47:14

showcase their talent is vitally needed. Whether

47:17

that be The Voice, whether that be American

47:19

Idol, or I mean

47:21

that's really the only two, you know,

47:23

American's Got Talent. Yeah, American's Got Talent,

47:26

yeah. It's needed.

47:28

And it does give people an opportunity.

47:31

I think the last season was really

47:33

good. I'm blanking on his name, but

47:35

his story was incredible. He's saying this

47:38

duet at the season finale with James

47:40

Blunt. Can you get it? Noah Thompson?

47:43

No, then he won the- Did you expect him? Was

47:46

that last season's winner? Season

47:49

20. So they're on 21 right now. Season 20 was

47:51

Noah Thompson. I think we're proving my point. Who was-

47:59

Who is 19? A case. That gum,

48:01

Who is? I'll need see. No, I don't have failed

48:03

me of us, I don't I do think that they

48:05

were that I know you're talking. Of other

48:07

season three to okay

48:10

record says this. Season

48:13

One. Oh

48:15

please use the guy though.

48:17

I enjoy the iranian on

48:19

de Lillo. Knows did he when I

48:21

tell you he one season twenty one's. Spying.

48:25

On twenty two right now see or right

48:27

he won the last. Yeah, come on I

48:29

am on my level. I'm sorry Google says

48:31

there are twenty one season is perhaps Google

48:33

the like only know that maybe it is

48:35

time they like close shop when Google Siddhartha

48:37

fab. Shut up. Shut out. Give American Idol

48:39

chance brother. You knew I'd even com He's

48:41

great. He's a washer person who cries, you

48:44

have a heart. We. Have more.

48:46

I hope that man of integrity but what is

48:48

it? What a thanks. How ugly? doesn't. Say

48:51

how you on the medicines American Idol

48:53

address. Which is the was. I.

48:56

Hope I hope the best for him. Audible

48:58

season hope the best for you or what

49:00

I'm on the show still right now. Did

49:02

you go to watches his stuff? I'm sure

49:04

I'm a nazi. Blinds algae either Zoom zoom

49:06

rambling on it. He got a new to

49:09

be shown a new one for I think

49:11

at one point do so as or about

49:13

the betting years but the singing competitions are

49:15

now about. What's. Famous musicians can they

49:17

put in that chair bearing rotating people singing

49:19

songs her as as as you went onto

49:22

the next am unable. My story has of

49:24

the whore in people's morality, people who have

49:26

stories with the first for this in the

49:28

show and ultimately of the largest ripple effect

49:30

off the show. It's. About story dude

49:33

is about how you got there. not a silly

49:35

about the talent that way for us everyday. dancing

49:37

of the stars I deflating. I have a chance

49:39

of going far with your story. How do it

49:41

on? thats. why somebody at real

49:43

sense of all know figure it out of

49:45

my story of of figure out the right

49:47

way to cry sweat tears but some people

49:49

genuinely i've an amazing story and this this

49:51

guy had an amazing story those connected to

49:53

the loss of his dad and his purpose

49:56

and reason for be on the show i

49:58

think that's the biggest thing right Yes,

50:00

story's a part of it, but story

50:02

ultimately fuels purpose and reason for doing

50:04

something like being on American Idol. What

50:07

are you giving me that look for? Within the

50:09

show, I agree. Outside of the

50:11

show, I think it's a wider message to convey. No,

50:13

dude, I can also make the case that they have

50:15

terrible teams, and yes, not everybody who makes their way

50:18

onto American Idol is a great songwriter. And

50:20

what it takes to have success outside of

50:22

a show like American Idol,

50:24

where you're mostly singing covers, being

50:27

a good songwriter. Or having access to

50:29

great songwriters. I agree with that. And

50:31

very few have great career singing covers.

50:33

Very few. That actually makes sense. Oh,

50:37

yeah. I only talk sense because it

50:39

makes dollars. Yeah. Yeah.

50:41

Who wants to say them again? E.M.

50:44

Tongi. E.M. Tongi. Yeah,

50:47

you got it right now. What did you say before? I

50:50

don't know. Peek of a Tala. I didn't hear what

50:52

you guys said, but I'm

50:54

going to miss Katy Perry on that show. I

50:56

am too. I'm watching. Yeah. So many bad stories

50:58

that matter from it. I'll tell you

51:01

my favorite. My top three Katy Perry songs now that

51:03

we're talking about it. Oh, yeah. Waking

51:05

Up in Vegas, The One That

51:07

Got Away, and Walking on Air. You

51:09

know like Firework? Walking on Air? You

51:11

never heard that one? No. I used to go

51:13

into it. Firework's fine, but it's just not my top three.

51:15

What are your top three Katy Perry songs? Firework, I Kissed

51:17

a Girl, and the other one. The

51:20

other one that you mentioned. You go on M2? Yeah,

51:22

I'm bad at song names. I really am. Yeah. He's

51:25

a fake pop fan. No, I'm not a fake

51:27

pop fan. I just don't memorize everything. You couldn't

51:29

name the guy from American Idol, you jerk. Sorry

51:33

that I forgot. The season

51:35

21 winner of American Idol's name. You

51:37

named 5K Mary Thaw. Are you kidding

51:40

me? Of course. Go. The

51:42

Roar, Firework, I'm Wide Awake,

51:45

Last Friday Night, Waking Up in Vegas. Oh, Last

51:47

Friday Night, Last Friday Night. Cotton Cold, I Kissed

51:49

a Girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

51:51

We got it. Wait, what was the one? I

51:53

said name five, not ten. Pina.

51:57

Swish swish, bitch. Wow. Wish

52:01

and then there's the one where she's like in

52:03

the bed of flowers like a daisies daisies

52:05

And I that's when I predicted her daughter's

52:07

name you did a that one very viral.

52:09

I know it did well. I'm a king

52:11

viral I'm

52:18

Reality one day like someone should put together

52:20

all the moments where we just help shape

52:22

pop culture You know why because it's gonna

52:24

do it not enough time I Totally

52:31

forgot that you predicted the name of

52:33

Katy Perry's baby Do the

52:35

name of the song in front of Katy

52:37

Perry and that was an interview we did

52:39

very early into kovat Yeah, I remember having

52:41

to run to like our producers house to

52:44

do it in her living room. Oh, yeah,

52:46

that did happen That's a fact and I'm

52:48

fiction and You it was

52:50

really it was a good conversation. Yeah He

52:53

Perry's interesting She

52:55

was convinced one time that she knew me and

52:58

she had met me once before but didn't like

53:00

she's like no No, I met you like I

53:02

know you from another life, and I'm like okay

53:04

interesting like that makes sense No,

53:12

dude, I'm telling you Listen

53:15

to me. I'm telling you. I am

53:18

terrible at song names and lyrics. Oh, we should

53:20

play that game Oh my god, I'd be

53:22

horrible at it game We maybe like

53:24

we play a little bit of a song you have

53:26

to guess it you see a lot for legal reasons

53:28

We currently can't do that. Okay, we are strapped Actually,

53:34

I learned how to play the guitar simply because

53:36

I wanted to learn how to play the one

53:38

that got away at guitar No,

53:42

just for me, I love that I listened to

53:44

an acoustic version of it on acoustic sunrise on

53:47

Connecticut's 104 radio station And

53:50

I was like this is amazing. I need to learn

53:52

how to play this Okay,

53:54

so like when you play or hear it, who do

53:56

you think of no one? That

54:00

deep nobody I'm telling you this is gonna be a big

54:02

year for tell see a psychic told her that she wasn't

54:04

gonna find Love for seven years seven years ago

54:13

It's so early in the year till I know

54:15

it was in the summer seven years ago, so

54:17

who knows I'm telling you love is coming I can feel

54:19

it. I have like people who I think you may end

54:21

up with Let's

54:25

bring them in I don't

54:27

know how we got there, but the stars are

54:30

aligning everyone keep watching on Twitch Yeah,

54:35

I'll come here straight with the news. That's right. We'll break it

54:37

here first. Yeah, this is where the this is

54:39

where news happens I'm

54:41

telling you though. I'm terrible lyrics. I'm terrible at song

54:43

names. I some of my favorite songs somebody will sing it next to me I'll

54:46

go I'm

54:50

telling you though. I'm terrible at lyrics. I'm terrible

54:52

at song names. I some of my favorite songs

54:54

somebody will sing it next to me That's

54:57

what the lyric says that's happened to

54:59

me before I do not retain any of that

55:02

One of my most embarrassing interviews ever we

55:04

interviewed Khalid and I swear to Everything

55:08

I literally thought this guy was singing

55:10

about a bunch of things and I

55:13

start bringing up the lyrics that I

55:15

thought they were And just one

55:17

after another after another he's like no

55:19

wrong. No. Are you serious? No, I

55:21

swear It's all documented on YouTube. All

55:23

right We do

55:26

a compilation of all the times I have

55:28

is an Ariana to all the times I

55:30

think people are saying something and they're like

55:32

that's just totally wrong. It's hard. It's

55:34

difficult Well, yeah, but also get your diction

55:37

together. Yeah, especially Khalid. He has

55:39

a few that terrible diction his song

55:41

therapy I thought was debt repaid for

55:43

so long. I need your debt repaid

55:45

need your debt repaid I can

55:47

yeah, I hear that therapy first of all,

55:50

I need your therapy weird Yeah,

55:52

second of all sounds like yeah, no, I

55:54

hear it. I know I totally know what you

55:56

mean I knew that all the time with songs.

55:59

I'm like, that's Really? That's what it

56:01

says? It's that one song, it's like,

56:03

I've got millions on my mind. I

56:05

thought I got milkings on my mind.

56:07

That's what it sounds like. Milkings? That's

56:09

sick. What do you think he's going through to write about milkings

56:12

on his mind? It sounds like it. I

56:14

mean, crazier things have been written. Jordan. I'm

56:17

not the writer, I'm just the observer. Yeah, we can

56:19

tell. He's just a messenger. Some

56:21

very predictable news. An

56:25

Oklahoma radio station is refusing to play Beyonce because

56:28

Beyonce is making country music now and it's

56:30

really freaking good. It actually is. It's surprisingly

56:32

good. What do you mean all people? I

56:34

mean, this is highly predictable. Breaking news. Country

56:37

radio is still racist. Breaking

56:39

news. And by the way, radio

56:41

in lots of parts of the country is still racist.

56:44

We've dealt with that firsthand. We're

56:47

on like 80-something radio stations all

56:49

across the country, mostly in really

56:52

red states and very

56:54

red communities. And

56:56

the people who have those radio stations, who own

56:58

those radio stations, I'm assuming this isn't a locally

57:00

owned radio station like via Mom and Pop organization,

57:03

like some local rich guy in Oklahoma.

57:06

But like, dude, they're backwards

57:09

individuals. Backwards. Backwards,

57:11

backwards, backwards. Did they outright say?

57:14

I believe so. That's what their just... The reason

57:16

was? Yeah. No, they didn't give a

57:18

reason. They just said they're not playing it. Well, they

57:20

emailed back the person that requested Beyonce, Texas Hold'em,

57:22

and they said, we do not

57:25

play Beyonce as we are a country music

57:27

station. Yeah. Well, okay. Here's

57:30

the deal. The other thing

57:32

too is this. There's going to be backlash of

57:35

what is country. Right?

57:38

That's like a whole other conversation. Yeah. There's

57:40

multiple conversations. Two. One, the

57:43

first conversation I made is very

57:45

valid. To

57:49

be a country artist

57:51

takes a long time,

57:53

and country radio, they

57:55

have their own feeling

57:59

of what is going on. country music is

58:01

and who a country artist is.

58:03

And they're very protective of it. Oh my

58:05

gosh. And yeah, so the idea of somebody

58:07

coming in from the pop realm, that is

58:09

going to be met with nothing

58:12

but a fight, no matter who's doing it, by

58:15

the way. And whether it's Beyonce or somebody else,

58:17

it doesn't matter. Yeah, 100%. And

58:19

then, by the way, case in point is Taylor

58:21

Swift, right? Like, Taylor Swift was once accepted by

58:23

country and then goes pop and then never can

58:25

go back to country ever again. I

58:29

don't think she released a country song.

58:31

They may let it slide. Maybe today, but

58:33

if we were having this conversation five,

58:35

six, seven years ago, not the case. I

58:37

agree, and I think, like you said,

58:39

first argument aside, right? Let's remove the

58:41

race argument from it. That is the thing

58:44

because right now it's very popular for

58:46

people to create country music. And

58:48

so they're – I think to some

58:50

level, again, on this argument alone, it's a

58:52

little understandable they're being protective

58:55

of the format because it kind of feels like the

58:57

most popular thing to do at the minute. But

59:00

at the same time, just let

59:02

the listener dictate it. I don't

59:05

know, though, who sparked the

59:07

new country craze, but it's coming,

59:09

and it's huge, massive. Well, imagine

59:11

turning on country radio in like

59:13

six months and you hear Beyonce,

59:15

Young Gravy, Diplo, and then

59:18

Lana Delra. But I'm telling you, country radio is

59:20

not going to adapt that quickly. And unlike other

59:22

– and I don't want to even use the

59:24

word genre because we live in a genre-agnostic world

59:26

where people should be fans of artists and songs

59:29

and albums as opposed to just liking one genre

59:31

of music. Obviously, you're free to listen and enjoy

59:33

as you wish. It's all art. But

59:36

dude, there's

59:39

just no way. There's no

59:41

way these country – like, country

59:44

radio matters in terms of popularity

59:46

and one's ability to sell tickets

59:49

and acquire new fans, right? It

59:51

does, and it's one of the few styles

59:55

of music that still relies on

59:57

radio so heavily to bring

59:59

it to the end. great new artists and

1:00:02

define popularity in audience. So

1:00:04

what I think is going to happen is like

1:00:06

these gatekeepers are going to be very hard to

1:00:08

break through. I agree. And

1:00:11

that's what my gut's saying, but I don't know

1:00:13

because at the same time a lot of powerful

1:00:15

radio is homogenized at the top. So it could

1:00:18

be way easier today than I think. I don't

1:00:20

know. Yeah, it's hard to say. But

1:00:23

I also just think it's kind of funny that like let's

1:00:25

say right now I wanted to listen to Beyonce's

1:00:27

new country music and

1:00:30

I'd write a radio station. I

1:00:32

could just turn it on. You

1:00:34

know what I mean? Just go find it.

1:00:38

But again, I'm telling you, you're going to – people

1:00:40

who love country, people who make up

1:00:42

the venues that house country

1:00:45

music artists, they're listening to radio. And

1:00:48

if you're not computing that at all, I'm just saying the

1:00:50

time that it takes to type a message is

1:00:52

the same amount of time it takes to look up the song that

1:00:54

you're asking to hear. Totally. Totally. I just don't

1:00:56

think it's that big of a deal at the end of the

1:00:58

day. What is country music? Who deserves that spot

1:01:01

on the playlist? I mean, Beyonce in my

1:01:03

opinion deserves it. I also think Beyonce helps

1:01:05

lift the entire community of country music as

1:01:07

a whole. I think popularity like that matters.

1:01:12

I think Beyonce's tour was going into cities and

1:01:14

changing economic status of that city while

1:01:16

she was there. They should be looking at that

1:01:18

as a plus. And I do think what you're

1:01:20

going to find is most country radio stations do

1:01:23

because they're owned by like bigger entities. I think

1:01:25

once one or two started, the rest will follow.

1:01:28

Well, again, dude, country radio is

1:01:31

less corporately owned than

1:01:34

other – there's like a lot of mom-and-pop country

1:01:36

radio stations that exist. But

1:01:38

again, a lot of that is centralized to like two

1:01:40

or three different companies. I think Dan's right though. I

1:01:42

think I don't know of it. I think some will

1:01:44

start playing it and the rest will feel the need

1:01:46

to fold. But I also do get if they start

1:01:49

playing Beyonce, then they're going to have to feel like

1:01:51

they have to start playing everybody that tries country. Right.

1:01:54

And then it's not everybody else on the pop station that

1:01:56

is on the country station. But if the song calls out,

1:01:58

if the song has impact, if the song – It

1:02:00

drives audience and people want to hear it. If

1:02:02

the song fits sonically with where the station should

1:02:04

be and should go, then they should play it.

1:02:08

Not every person who's going to dabble in

1:02:10

country is going to get the same opportunity

1:02:13

or deserve the same placement on the station. Yeah,

1:02:15

I mean if the listeners want it. Well,

1:02:17

it's a combination. If the listeners want it and if the merit

1:02:19

of the art qualifies for it to be there, and

1:02:22

if the artist's relevance matters, yeah, all

1:02:24

those things need to hit. But

1:02:27

if your radio station isn't playing it, like

1:02:29

Cameron said, open up your phone and play

1:02:31

yourself. Yeah, yeah. Some

1:02:33

people don't have phones. Some

1:02:37

people were born in 2003. It's true, Jordan. Yeah,

1:02:39

it's true. That's a valid point. Go

1:02:41

buy this CD. I just asked

1:02:43

my country radio friend if they're playing it.

1:02:45

She said, it hasn't gone for ads yet.

1:02:47

I don't think everyone is going early. So

1:02:50

they're just waiting to see what happens. Yeah. Yeah,

1:02:53

going for ads means like there's no actual push

1:02:55

to take it to the radio. But again,

1:02:57

radio stations should be free to play music that's out

1:03:00

and about and exist. So let's see what happens.

1:03:03

It's interesting. Go on and be interested.

1:03:05

By the way, there is no guest today. It's

1:03:07

just us hanging out and talking. Hello. What are

1:03:09

you up to? What are you doing? Hit the chat. We are

1:03:11

here and we're looking at it. Yeah, shout out to

1:03:14

Liv who's always in the chat. Rose today. We

1:03:16

got Mr. Twitch, 55. Hello.

1:03:19

Mr. Logan May, who just sent us a bunch of hats. Hello.

1:03:22

Hello, Have

1:03:50

you ever had Cheerios? Yeah. Oh,

1:03:53

yeah. You've had it. Oh,

1:03:55

interesting. I also eat a lot of oats.

1:03:57

I like oatmeal. You should stop. I

1:04:01

try to. It's an oatmeal too and

1:04:03

so this pesticide takes 24 hours to leave

1:04:06

your body but the thing is is I guess people

1:04:08

are eating so much oat that out of the 80

1:04:10

or out of all

1:04:12

the people they tested 80% tested positive

1:04:14

for it. What does it do

1:04:16

to your body? It can have multiple

1:04:19

issues including fertility

1:04:21

issues and alter

1:04:23

the metabolic process.

1:04:27

Interesting. I have seen a lot of

1:04:30

videos recently on TikTok

1:04:32

from people who live in Europe just

1:04:34

talking about how terrible the food in

1:04:36

America is by comparison. It's highly common.

1:04:38

It's weird because I like on one

1:04:41

hand I want to like research it

1:04:43

so I am healthier. On

1:04:45

the other hand I'm kind of like ignorance is

1:04:47

bliss because it's a little terrifying. No you got

1:04:49

to understand something. Food in almost every part of

1:04:51

the world is better in terms of quality than

1:04:54

it is here. Yeah. Also the shelf stability of

1:04:56

food in other parts of the world is not

1:04:58

what it is here meaning we like to be

1:05:00

able to keep food on shelves for sometimes numerous

1:05:02

years. That does not exist in a place like

1:05:05

Australia or in the UK. It's just not the

1:05:07

same so the hormones and the chemicals that go

1:05:09

in there not the same. On

1:05:11

top of that I've said it so many times and

1:05:13

I'll say it again. In places

1:05:15

like Australia in the UK not

1:05:18

only do they have less people just

1:05:20

like fundamentally like in

1:05:23

Australia you need less chicken to feed

1:05:25

the 28 million people that inhabit the

1:05:27

country. 28 million

1:05:30

people is close to the number of people that

1:05:32

live just in the LA metropolitan area. Okay.

1:05:35

Think about that. The city of LA the

1:05:38

county of LA is the

1:05:40

same amount of people almost as

1:05:42

the entire country. So your demands

1:05:44

are less so your focus on

1:05:46

quality can be higher. But on

1:05:48

top of that historically these places

1:05:50

have treated their citizens like assets

1:05:52

whereas we here in America we

1:05:54

haven't done that dude. So we've

1:05:56

let companies save a buck and

1:06:00

We can't get away with doing things that are very,

1:06:02

very harmful to our body. And

1:06:05

most of the time go, in

1:06:07

some cases, decades without being

1:06:09

discussed or acknowledged or recognized.

1:06:13

And I'm assuming that's the case here, right? Yeah,

1:06:16

pretty much. This has been around for a long

1:06:18

time, and now we're waiting on the

1:06:20

government to put parameters around this chemical,

1:06:23

chloro-miquat. What

1:06:26

can I do to you? Has anybody died from this, though? Or is this one of

1:06:28

those studies that they find in and they're making it a big deal? But

1:06:31

who's died from chloro-miquat? Well,

1:06:33

in this case... There's so many

1:06:35

studies in the news every day about, one-day apples are bad

1:06:37

for you, the next day apples are good for you, the

1:06:39

one-day hamburgers are bad for you, the next day hamburgers are

1:06:42

good for you. Every day there's something good or bad for

1:06:44

you. Who has died from this? Well, okay. So here's the

1:06:46

deal. They say it damages the reproductive system, which Jordan said,

1:06:48

but it also disrupts fetal growth in animals. So for

1:06:51

us, it could be a changing in

1:06:53

developmental processes of our head and our

1:06:55

bones. Is that correct? Yeah. It's

1:06:58

just like one of those things that you just

1:07:00

don't – they don't really understand the effects of

1:07:02

what it could be long-term. They just know that

1:07:04

it's a problem. Because they think about a lot

1:07:06

of times that they try to figure out what

1:07:09

causes different types of cancer, and they don't necessarily

1:07:11

know that. But they can – A

1:07:14

lot of theories out there that a lot of preservatives

1:07:16

and – Totally. They generalize. – and just things like

1:07:18

that cause it. The air we

1:07:20

breathe, the stuff that's going out of those like smokestacks.

1:07:22

It is just very – this is part of the

1:07:24

internet that I don't like though because – This is

1:07:26

not a part of the internet, Cam. This is real

1:07:28

life. Yes, it is because if you're going – Well,

1:07:31

I'm just trying to explain. Like right now we have

1:07:33

access to all of this information. And

1:07:35

on paper that's a good thing, right? Because you can

1:07:37

be more educated about the choices you make in everyday

1:07:39

life. On the other hand, it just has me worried

1:07:41

24-7. I understand that.

1:07:43

You know what I mean? There's a solution

1:07:45

here. Just get organic oats. Okay.

1:07:47

Find yourself some – Does Quaker make those?

1:07:49

Probably not. Zach. What

1:07:52

I find interesting about these things is you're always so passionate about

1:07:54

it, right? Yeah. Do you take care

1:07:56

of yourself? No. So why are you

1:07:58

so passionate about these things? studies and what people are putting

1:08:01

in their bodies and harmful this or that. Well, because I

1:08:03

do think it's all linked to greed. And at the end

1:08:05

of the day, the government has a job to do, which

1:08:07

is to protect and serve the people. And

1:08:10

they don't do that. I think fundamentally,

1:08:12

it starts with what we consume both

1:08:14

through food, what we drink, what we

1:08:16

breathe. And if we're allowing companies

1:08:20

via lobbyists to persuade

1:08:24

and really scam

1:08:26

their way into the

1:08:28

world, and that's what we're doing, we're getting legislation

1:08:30

that is pro their cause, which

1:08:33

in turn harms or kills or hurts people. That's

1:08:36

annoying. I don't like that. I'll give

1:08:38

you the three-second answer. It's the principle of it that

1:08:40

bothers you more than the actual thing. Yes. I

1:08:43

mean, I'll eat whatever, but I just – I also would love to live

1:08:45

in a world where I bring

1:08:49

kids into this country knowing that their Cheerios aren't

1:08:51

going to cause long-term damage.

1:08:55

It's not too much to ask that the threshold

1:08:57

is just raised. Parents and people deserve – parents,

1:08:59

everybody deserves a peace of mind in knowing that

1:09:01

what they choose to eat or have to eat

1:09:03

is not going to harm them long-term. I

1:09:06

think that's like a basic, basic, basic,

1:09:08

basic, basic need. Well, to that

1:09:10

point, when you eat something, you know it's bad for you,

1:09:12

right? Like if I went and got a cheeseburger right now,

1:09:14

and it says on the menu, it's 700 calories. I

1:09:17

know that going into it. That's a choice I'm

1:09:20

making. It's all the secret stuff that I'm like,

1:09:22

we should probably be more transparent about that. Like

1:09:25

in a lot of cases, we get away

1:09:27

with like secret stuff by just putting a

1:09:29

warning very tiny somewhere. You can't even see

1:09:31

it. That's not transparency, man. And for some

1:09:34

reason, a lot of things cause cancer in

1:09:36

the state of California only. Again, that's a

1:09:38

huge issue when it comes to just letting

1:09:40

companies skate by

1:09:43

without regulations, without quality checks, without

1:09:45

a bunch of stuff, man. It's

1:09:47

bad. Through that, some

1:09:49

other news that's pretty wild.

1:09:51

The White House publicly confirmed

1:09:53

today that Russia has obtained

1:09:55

troubling emerging anti-satellite weaponry, but

1:09:58

said it cannot directly cause physical damage. destruction

1:10:01

on earth. This

1:10:03

is interesting. This intelligence was

1:10:05

confirmed after a vague warning

1:10:07

on Wednesday from the

1:10:10

Republican head of the House Intelligence Committee

1:10:12

who urged our president and his administration

1:10:14

to declassify information about what he calls

1:10:17

a serious national security threat which is

1:10:20

this weaponry.

1:10:22

Do you want me to explain it

1:10:24

to you? Yeah please. I have some

1:10:26

sort of idea and this does definitely

1:10:29

violate an international space treaty that

1:10:31

has more than 130 countries

1:10:34

signed on to it. So a word

1:10:36

on the street is and this is

1:10:38

just based on what I read recently

1:10:40

so this information may have

1:10:42

changed. Keep that in mind. But

1:10:45

the word is that they have a

1:10:48

device that can launch a

1:10:50

nuclear weapon to destroy US

1:10:53

satellites in space. So

1:10:56

the idea being they would fire a

1:10:58

nuclear weapon into space. And

1:11:01

in turn destroy all communication. Yeah

1:11:04

but also probably mess up a lot of

1:11:07

other things. I would assume I'm not a

1:11:09

space scientist if those exist. So it's not

1:11:11

about hurting us here on earth but it's

1:11:13

about hurting everything else above us. Yeah not

1:11:15

knowing the ramifications of I don't know a

1:11:18

nuclear warhead exploding in space. Yeah

1:11:20

you don't know. And then on top of that think

1:11:23

about everything that's lost instantly. Right

1:11:25

that's how. And if you can

1:11:27

target the satellites that you're going

1:11:29

after. I've been. Oh yeah. I

1:11:31

mean we're talking about like rendering

1:11:34

everybody communicationless in this country. Rendering

1:11:36

our president without communication. Everybody. Everything

1:11:38

like your last resort is satellite

1:11:40

phones. Right. So the idea of

1:11:42

a satellite being destroyed means

1:11:44

complete and total destruction. And they were talking

1:11:46

in a thing I was watching yesterday about

1:11:48

how like the what do they call

1:11:51

that the doomsday clock. Yeah it's

1:11:53

like 90 seconds to midnight. It's gonna

1:11:55

be way closer now maybe. Yeah. Midnight

1:11:57

means destruction. And here's what

1:11:59

I'm saying. It's wacky, man. The

1:12:02

time is now to

1:12:04

understand who we're voting for and

1:12:06

to figure out that we

1:12:08

need to protect American interests, baby. That's

1:12:11

crazy. This cannot stand. Do

1:12:15

you want a lighter story? Yeah.

1:12:18

I would love something to lighten up the mood.

1:12:20

There's some teenagers that

1:12:22

are living my dream. I

1:12:24

believe in South Carolina. They got

1:12:27

scholarships for playing cornhole. Wait.

1:12:29

What? Scholarships. Is that an NCAA? Apparently

1:12:33

it is now. Does everybody know

1:12:35

what cornhole is? It's a game. It's

1:12:37

a yard game where there's two wooden boards with

1:12:39

a hole on it that you throw bean bags

1:12:41

at. Yeah, it's classic. Yeah. Some people just call

1:12:43

it bean bags. No,

1:12:45

it's cornhole. It's cornhole. So they get a

1:12:47

scholarship for something that is a part of

1:12:50

a larger league? It's

1:12:52

a Division I thing, Dan, to answer

1:12:54

your question. And I guess

1:12:56

the campus of this college that they're going

1:12:58

to is just a mile north of the

1:13:00

ACL's headquarters, which is the American Cornhole League.

1:13:03

And yes, this is something that they play

1:13:05

on ESPN and stuff.

1:13:07

Really? Oh, I've seen it too.

1:13:09

I'm obsessed with it. This is

1:13:11

my dream. So what makes somebody

1:13:14

professional cornholer? Is it the

1:13:16

distance? Is it the weight of bags? I don't

1:13:18

understand it. I think it's just consistency. It's like

1:13:20

any other sport. It's like in baseball, you can

1:13:22

swing however you want. You can pitch however you

1:13:25

want as long as you're getting runs

1:13:27

and pitching strikes. Is there

1:13:29

a universal set of criteria that makes these

1:13:33

are the professional standards? I think

1:13:35

just the ability to get it in the hole. Are

1:13:38

you asking like distance? Where

1:13:40

do you stand? What's the regulation? Yeah, there's not any

1:13:42

of that. Yeah. It's

1:13:44

not like any sport game. Sporting

1:13:47

match? Sport? There are rules.

1:13:49

Yeah, there's 100% rules. It's like

1:13:52

darts. Technically speaking, there is

1:13:54

a proper distance away from the dartboard

1:13:56

that you should be standing to

1:13:59

throw the darts. Yeah, so they're getting

1:14:01

a scholarship to college. Yeah, lucky them. Good

1:14:03

on. I agree I played all kinds of

1:14:05

things in college hoping that it would turn

1:14:07

out. What did you play in college? Admittent?

1:14:10

Bowling? Wow. You bowled? Yeah. Were you good? Yeah. Did

1:14:13

you still bowl? No, not really. I feel like you

1:14:15

would be a guy who has a custom bowl. I

1:14:17

did at one point. I did at one point. Have

1:14:19

you seen these bowling alleys now that they have like

1:14:21

the pins that are attached like a string almost? I

1:14:24

just went to the same one you went to. Yeah,

1:14:26

so this the pins are attached like a string They

1:14:28

don't fall over and explode like the pins used to.

1:14:30

Kind of suck. And they don't they don't yeah It

1:14:32

doesn't fall like they used to fall. Yeah. Oh, so

1:14:35

that's how they reset on the string just pulled it

1:14:37

up. It's terrible. They

1:14:39

used to do that only on like the

1:14:41

miniature bowling and now they're doing it with the big

1:14:43

stuff Yeah, and you can tell you're like that would

1:14:45

have been a strike ten years ago at the Royal

1:14:47

Bowling Alley. Yeah, interesting My score has gone way down.

1:14:50

Oh, yeah rings got involved. Me too. I feel like

1:14:52

I want to go bowling And my mom for some

1:14:54

reason has been like let's go bowling. I don't

1:14:57

know why but I enjoy bowling You

1:14:59

should go. You know what the funny thing about bowling is

1:15:02

you like order food when you're bowling and you go up

1:15:04

stick Your fingers in these weird holes in this ball, and

1:15:06

then you go and eat some nachos with those same fingers

1:15:09

You lick your fingers and you go stick them right back

1:15:11

in those holes. Maybe you do Everybody

1:15:14

does. So true. I was bowling with like ten people the other

1:15:16

night and there was all this food on the table We were

1:15:18

just eating them sticking their fingers in these greasy balls and then

1:15:21

Grabbing a little pretzel nugget. Do you know what the worst

1:15:23

part of bowling is? If you ball

1:15:25

a strike turning around and walking back No,

1:15:28

but no I hate it no matter

1:15:30

what you do walking back and turning

1:15:32

around is so you turn around everybody's

1:15:35

like Don't

1:15:40

look at me I just wanted to bowl well part

1:15:42

of in private Well, that was a part of my

1:15:44

issue was like you kind of do it like it's

1:15:46

a show for me It is I get everybody watching

1:15:48

I do too. I don't like it. It was bad. I was a part of

1:15:50

the bowling league in the third grade Oh, very

1:15:53

nice. Yeah, I'm not grungy. Talk. What's your

1:15:55

high score bad? Yeah. Yeah shit Mmm,

1:15:57

okay. I get I was about performance

1:16:00

anxiety I didn't see that's

1:16:02

a thing it sucks so we have a bowling competition

1:16:04

I think we should and you would all win we

1:16:06

can't go to a team bowling event we can't go

1:16:08

to the one closest here though they have strings attached

1:16:10

to the pins yeah well cut them fine

1:16:14

you want to go to a traditional place you don't

1:16:16

go to a real bowling alley you know what else

1:16:18

I'm not a fan of bowling at night when the

1:16:20

lights are low and the neons are on the line

1:16:22

I'm only no I want to take me there like

1:16:24

9 a.m. when there are people there it's just like

1:16:26

regular ball yeah yeah the guys are smoking smoking they're

1:16:29

keeping score in a note card the only noises are

1:16:31

the are the pins shattering yeah no music I

1:16:33

got all the love the laser light bowling

1:16:35

and they would have like the the projectors

1:16:37

out on the music videos play yeah I

1:16:39

know you talk about that's a lot of

1:16:41

fun dude I used to also love the

1:16:44

roller rink you should go to

1:16:46

skaters rolled all the time okay

1:16:48

he was sick I don't know why I'm thinking

1:16:50

about that just you know memories right on the

1:16:52

past it's kind of a fun memory that was

1:16:54

like a that was a thing we did your

1:16:56

cell phones didn't exist roller rings are dead and

1:16:58

I'm like kind of surprised that bowling alleys are

1:17:00

still a thing I am too

1:17:02

a little bit but the bowling is different because

1:17:04

it's more of a social activity yeah you know

1:17:07

talk while you're skating no because you're taking it

1:17:09

too seriously because you want to look cool impressed

1:17:11

yeah or you're worried about breaking your hip yeah

1:17:14

I cracked my my elbow once

1:17:16

my yeah my pelvis roller skating

1:17:19

around in a circle is just as awkward as turning

1:17:21

around after you bowl it's the way I was like

1:17:23

oh you're pretty good at skating or oh you saw

1:17:26

you holding the wall yeah yeah I am dad awkward

1:17:29

dude I did it was very hard to stop

1:17:32

all the time well that was ice skating couldn't

1:17:34

stop that's up to you

1:17:36

that's my problem of skiing I'm hopping

1:17:38

I've never tried I hit Jordan that one

1:17:40

time on that hill yeah oh yeah you

1:17:43

go to South Shore yeah and he ran

1:17:45

me over and I almost died yeah we skied

1:17:47

together no but we talked about that

1:17:50

we stick out good callback yeah thanks

1:17:52

for anyway in other

1:17:54

news the teacher

1:17:56

is being accused of selling kids drawings

1:17:58

online so the week We're sharing

1:18:01

the profit. No Our

1:18:05

teacher in Montreal so up in Canada up

1:18:07

in the Great White North Has

1:18:09

sold more than 90 portraits by students

1:18:12

and they're priced as high as a hundred and

1:18:15

eighteen dollars Well, the thing is they've listed

1:18:17

90 portraits none have sold. Well,

1:18:19

yeah, cuz that's way too much money for some

1:18:21

dumb crayon drawing Why would anybody do that? No,

1:18:23

it's like high school. I know well junior high

1:18:25

so middle school still It's

1:18:28

weird like the titles are like Sophia's

1:18:30

creepy portrait number one Phoenix's

1:18:33

creepy portrait number two. Okay, and

1:18:36

an intellectual property lawyer is involved

1:18:38

saying that the teacher would require the students to

1:18:42

Sign a waiver, correct? Yeah,

1:18:44

like give them permission to sell the work Hey,

1:18:47

my question is what's the goal here? That's weird. You really

1:18:49

think you're gonna make a lot of money or is it

1:18:51

like some sort of you know Go

1:18:55

fund me scam or something like that. Apparently

1:18:57

putting it on like the artwork on t-shirts

1:18:59

coffee mugs and phone cases Mm-hmm. I

1:19:02

guess this is like trying to make

1:19:04

a buck as a teacher because teachers are genuinely

1:19:06

and deeply underappreciated I mean if she was trying

1:19:08

to sell it to use the money back into

1:19:10

the classroom. Yeah, that'd be okay Well,

1:19:12

I do like she's creating these artwork and she's like,

1:19:14

ah, I can throw that out of some case I

1:19:17

can sell that I just keep them taking that IP

1:19:19

My parents have been cleaning a bunch of stuff out

1:19:21

of their house and they Sent

1:19:24

me a bunch of pictures of like do you want this you

1:19:26

want that bunch of my old like art

1:19:28

projects were in this Crate of

1:19:30

some sort. I just remember when I was in

1:19:32

school being so damn proud

1:19:34

of them Yeah, and now now it

1:19:37

looks like if somebody took

1:19:39

clay and in a tornado And

1:19:41

that's how it turned out. It's horrible

1:19:43

looking. So imagine you're that Somebody's

1:19:46

buying one of those pieces for a hundred and

1:19:48

I can dollars I wouldn't you couldn't pay me

1:19:50

to take it away. My brother's got one of

1:19:53

my paintings from high school hanging in his house

1:19:55

Does he really but it actually looks really good. It

1:19:57

does it? Yeah, can we see a picture? I

1:20:00

don't know maybe if I don't have them send a picture.

1:20:02

Yeah, can you do that? I would love to see what

1:20:04

you made Okay, I don't have any of mine

1:20:07

is all so bad Dan. Are you a

1:20:09

real artist? I went to art school Okay,

1:20:12

I had to submit a portfolio to get accepted.

1:20:14

It's prestigious. Yeah. Well, I was to film school

1:20:16

and I work here I'm

1:20:27

an award-winning director and I'm here What

1:20:30

happened? What award you with? Huh? What award

1:20:32

you with? I won a Literally

1:20:34

a directing award from the Hollywood caucus of

1:20:37

directors for what a short film for television

1:20:39

pilots that I made All right, let's run

1:20:41

it and play it back. I just looked at

1:20:43

we're done for the night See tomorrow, but I

1:20:45

want to see your short film. I'll get painting. It's

1:20:47

a pilot. It's not your short film I'll

1:20:49

get pictures of my paintings if you get your pilot. Oh,

1:20:52

yeah, I mean you can find it online but It

1:20:55

mine's being shopped around so you can watch it.

1:20:57

You can watch it at some point You watch

1:20:59

it with the other executives. Yeah, that's

1:21:01

right. I'll save you a screening link preach preach

1:21:06

You know what I did in high school what I don't

1:21:08

know Well, I started a radio show for my

1:21:11

bedroom, you know what I did in high school what I don't know

1:21:14

No, I started a radio show. Have you ever

1:21:16

get your hand? We have to show for it By

1:21:23

the way tomorrow on the show Laney Wilson is gonna be Very

1:21:27

excited I'm sure she accomplished

1:21:29

a lot in school Country music

1:21:31

like I'm star. I'm excited.

1:21:33

I love her. Yeah, she's

1:21:35

incredible And and by the way,

1:21:37

I gotta say country music artists are incredible. They're

1:21:39

the nicest people ever I said

1:21:41

what I said about country radio that one

1:21:44

country radio station But like country music artists

1:21:46

are incredible Absolutely some of our favorites some

1:21:48

of the sweetest kindest people and again like

1:21:51

I've said this story before but like if there's an

1:21:53

artist That wants to go number one these artists and

1:21:55

there's an artist that's currently sitting at number one They

1:21:57

will call a radio programmer and be like, please play

1:21:59

my I saw unless so the person number two

1:22:01

can take the number one spot. That's really cool

1:22:03

They're just good people good people and

1:22:06

she's gonna be here. I'm really excited about

1:22:08

it So tell your friends Laney Wilson in

1:22:11

studio. Tell Amy winning Superstar

1:22:14

Laney will I wonder if she'll bring the Grammy with her.

1:22:16

I've always wanted to see one You

1:22:19

go to the museum. What's that the

1:22:21

Grammy Museum? Oh, right? Yeah, I've been there a

1:22:23

couple times. I've heard good things It is fun.

1:22:26

I saw Harry Styles his outfit there ones. Oh,

1:22:29

they have one of those displays where it's just

1:22:31

like everything he wears I love those I do

1:22:33

about that. I love them. Show me Michael Jackson's

1:22:36

gloves. Show me pretty you know, whatever it all

1:22:38

looks so small Yeah, and it doesn't

1:22:40

sound it's like wait a second. How do you

1:22:42

fit in that? Yeah They

1:22:44

figure it out. Apparently and I love a little

1:22:46

prop shop. I do too I love

1:22:49

the BTS they give me their outfits and BTS

1:22:51

of how things are made Part

1:22:53

of me does like want to have memorabilia. I

1:22:56

would be that guy. Yeah, that's like you want

1:22:58

to buy memorabilia Yeah, oh me too. Oh, that's

1:23:00

one piece of memorabilia. You'd want to own. Oh,

1:23:03

you read slippers, dude I saw them

1:23:05

there at the Academy of motion picture thing in

1:23:07

Hollywood. Yeah, did you know from

1:23:09

that? What

1:23:12

is it called Wizard of Oz? Yeah, you're

1:23:15

like looking for the tin man or whatever they

1:23:17

don't have anything left They lost the entire costume.

1:23:19

How's that? There's no tin man

1:23:21

of anything left from the tin man. That's

1:23:23

weird Isn't that crazy very sad you think it's one of

1:23:25

the forming cosmo the biggest most famous who's ever they have

1:23:28

nothing I guess at the moment though, you don't know that

1:23:30

it's gonna be one of the biggest movies

1:23:32

ever Well that set in particular like other ones were there

1:23:34

a lot of it was turned out a lot of people

1:23:36

wanted to get rid of it Who

1:23:39

who saved it all what's her name? Dory

1:23:41

Fisher, you know Carrie Fisher's mom Debbie Reynolds Debbie Reynolds. Yeah

1:23:43

She's the one who saved it all when they were trying

1:23:45

to get rid of it And they didn't know what to

1:23:47

do with it and they were selling all these frosts and

1:23:49

all these iconic pieces for

1:23:51

literally nothing Yeah,

1:23:54

that was a big part of her legacy. I

1:23:56

mean he's saving a ton of that stuff ton

1:23:58

of memorabilia really I

1:24:00

love I love looking at that stuff. I do

1:24:02

too. It's so it's interesting because I'm normally not

1:24:04

like attached to objects in that way But

1:24:07

if it was in a movie or something, I'm like, that's so

1:24:09

cool. Look at the phone No, because it has a story

1:24:11

you look at it and you can you know its story or

1:24:13

at least a part of it It's very

1:24:15

cool. Yeah, it's good. You go to the what's

1:24:18

that the Academy Museum is that what it's called?

1:24:20

Yeah, they got like R2D2 in there. Academy of

1:24:22

Motion picture. They got scissor hands in there. They

1:24:24

got all that cool stuff So the next time

1:24:26

you travel to Los Angeles go you should go

1:24:28

to the museum By the

1:24:30

way, Nick Sterniola was on our show yesterday that interview is

1:24:32

waiting for you on YouTube or wherever you listen to your

1:24:35

podcast Go and try it out again. Lainey

1:24:37

Wilson here tomorrow and still tonight. I want to

1:24:39

get into some food news We got some surveys

1:24:41

to dive into and I want to

1:24:43

play the age game all after this Zach

1:24:46

Sang show. Oh, yes, Zach

1:24:48

Sang show hanging out with you on this

1:24:50

beautiful Friday Eve. Oh Yeah

1:24:54

Lainey Wilson on the show tomorrow Lainey Wilson

1:24:58

Looking forward to that. Yeah, you know what I'm looking

1:25:00

forward to what eating. Let's get some food news. All

1:25:02

right. I got it I got it. We've no we

1:25:05

don't have an introduction for this man. Yeah, we do

1:25:09

How do we feel about Wendy's oh I used to love

1:25:11

it reminds me of John Mayer's

1:25:13

song I want to run

1:25:15

through the halls of my high school.

1:25:17

Yeah, I want to scream at the

1:25:19

top of my Wendy's Yeah, whenever

1:25:22

I think of Wendy's I think of that song why cuz I

1:25:24

think I came out when I was in middle school And I

1:25:26

don't give a mic. I am well Okay,

1:25:28

and then after middle school me and my friends

1:25:30

would skateboard to Wendy's every day Yeah, and I

1:25:32

just remember hearing that every day on the radio

1:25:34

Wendy's or other saying that's cool You

1:25:36

were a frequenter of Wendy's Oh one there all the

1:25:38

time. Can you sit up? All

1:25:42

right, man, you guys just told me to lounge today.

1:25:44

Yeah, and you guys I'm all serious that Mike inside

1:25:46

your mouth Well

1:25:48

Wendy's has a new

1:25:51

cinnabon pull apart red

1:25:53

that they're adding to the breakfast menu I'm

1:25:55

really excited about this. I love you cinnabon

1:25:58

collab. I also do love a Wendy's Why

1:26:00

do people crap on Cinnabon? People

1:26:02

are idiots. Cinnabon is easily the

1:26:04

best cinnamon roll in existence, isn't

1:26:06

it? You've eaten many cinnamon rolls. I've

1:26:08

eaten a lot of cinnamon rolls in my life. You can

1:26:10

check out Saturday Morning Cinnabon rolls on Instagram if you don't

1:26:12

believe me. But, you know, it's

1:26:14

probably the best cinnamon roll. You can

1:26:16

test all these little mom and pop

1:26:18

shops, all these bakeries. Cinnabon's better. And

1:26:20

you know why? It's all they do.

1:26:22

It's because it's gooey. But

1:26:25

again, it's all they do. If Cinnabon

1:26:27

fucked up the cinnamon roll, they have

1:26:29

nothing else to save themselves. You know what

1:26:31

I'm saying? Yeah, I do get what you're saying. Let

1:26:33

me ask you this. What makes a good cinnamon roll? Icing,

1:26:36

doughy bread, the right amount of

1:26:38

cinnamon, but a lot of cinnamon.

1:26:41

Okay. And I think it's a caramel thing, too.

1:26:43

Well, I think it's all about the moistness. Then

1:26:45

you have to rate it on, is it cream

1:26:47

cheese frosting or regular frosting? Right. Which Cinnabon is

1:26:49

what? Not cream cheese, right? No, no. Cream cheese

1:26:52

frosting, you automatically lose two points. I agree. I

1:26:54

hate cream cheese frosting. Stop with it. That belongs

1:26:56

on bagels. Yeah, what's the point of that? You're

1:26:58

trying to make it healthy? It's not healthy. It's

1:27:00

a cinnamon roll. Get over it. Yeah, there's a

1:27:02

whole rating system you have to do when you

1:27:04

eat cinnamon rolls. There is nothing worse than a

1:27:06

dry cinnamon roll. Yeah. I

1:27:09

agree with that. Just put more icing on it. You

1:27:11

just don't cheap out on the icing. A lot of

1:27:13

people do cheap out on the icing, and it disappoints

1:27:15

me. The cinnamon

1:27:17

pull-apart will be available on the 26th of

1:27:20

February. Ooh-hoo. So

1:27:22

you can go to that. Taco Bell

1:27:24

news. There seems to be Taco Bell

1:27:26

news every day now. Well, they announced

1:27:29

this menu item that's officially on the

1:27:31

menu at their Apple-style keynote during the

1:27:33

Super Bowl weekend. Yeah, the cheesy chicken

1:27:35

Crispinata. I do want

1:27:38

to try this, this Crispinata. So they

1:27:40

describe it... It's an empanada. Yeah, they

1:27:42

describe it as a delightful fusion of

1:27:44

melted cheese, tender chicken, similar to vibrant

1:27:46

Mexican spices encased in a crispy, crunchy

1:27:48

outer shell. An empanada. I'll

1:27:51

try it. I'm down. I don't know my purple

1:27:53

card. And then I saw today that they're... And

1:27:56

this was probably part of that too. They're bringing

1:27:58

like a version of the Choco Taco back. Yeah,

1:28:00

they do. that with salt and a straw. It's

1:28:02

a very limited-run thing. They also have this like

1:28:04

Baja Blast Pie coming, a lot of stuff from

1:28:06

that Taco Bell. And they announced a new

1:28:09

hot sauce that's gonna be unlimited run that they,

1:28:11

I've known about for like a year now, but

1:28:14

I was on the NDA about it. It's

1:28:16

a Omar Apollo, has like his own hot

1:28:18

sauce and it's coming to Taco Bell. Interesting.

1:28:21

I think this next bit of food

1:28:23

news is kind of disgusting. Red Lobster

1:28:25

is giving away 150 endless lobster experiences.

1:28:28

So I've never been to Red Lobster, but

1:28:30

I do plan on going soon with my

1:28:33

boyfriend because it's like an Australian thing. People

1:28:35

want to go and understand it. I recommend

1:28:37

the Cheddar Bay Biscuits. They're

1:28:39

probably the best part. Trisha Paytas and I were talking about

1:28:41

Cheddar Bay Biscuits the other day. So this

1:28:44

is basically they're giving 150 of these away on February 20th. You can

1:28:49

enter to win, but it's a two-hour

1:28:51

meal where you sit down and eat

1:28:53

as much as you want of

1:28:56

lobster. Yeah, but there's no way the lobster is real

1:28:58

lobster, is it? I'm sure it is

1:29:00

because it's like a promotional thing. They're not,

1:29:02

they're, it's not available to everyone who wants

1:29:04

it, you know. What do they serve usually

1:29:06

on their menu? Like real lobster? Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:08

It's just, yeah. I mean, I don't know,

1:29:10

like fake lobster, like made of what? You

1:29:12

know, imitation crab, imitation lobster? No, it's the

1:29:14

real deal. Red Lobster is not a cheap

1:29:17

place to eat. Is it true? Yeah, no,

1:29:19

it's not. It's, it's weirdly

1:29:21

expensive. I want to go, dude. I've never

1:29:23

been again. Never been. Well, you should try

1:29:25

to win one of these and then sit

1:29:27

down for two hours and just gorge yourself

1:29:29

on lobster. Mmm. I can't tell. It

1:29:32

also freaks me out. I can't believe people look in

1:29:34

the lobster tank and they're like, I'm a that one.

1:29:36

I know. And the next thing you know it's dead

1:29:38

on your plate. And they boil it to death. I

1:29:40

had lobster last night at my dinner. It was good.

1:29:42

Did you? Yeah, enjoy it. Lobster Rizzotti.

1:29:45

Yum. Yeah, I see.

1:29:47

I've never understood the lobster thing. I'm not

1:29:50

into it. Okay. There is a,

1:29:52

there's a potato chip maker.

1:29:54

There's a potato chip maker called Mr. B.

1:29:58

and West Virginia. Hello. We have

1:30:00

a new flavor of potato chips coming out

1:30:02

that I am personally, I think this would

1:30:04

be amazing. Biscuit and gravy. So you eat

1:30:06

biscuits and gravy, but you won't eat lobster.

1:30:08

Yeah. Two very different food. You

1:30:11

like ice cream, but you don't eat steak.

1:30:14

Interesting. But what about spaghetti? Spaghetti

1:30:17

I like. I like biscuits and

1:30:19

gravy flavored chips might be kind of good. No? Sure.

1:30:23

I mean, dude, there's weird flavored chips all over

1:30:25

the world. Like, they have been all day. You got

1:30:27

a lazy. They got the weirdest shit. Why are you

1:30:29

getting angry? They have chicken and waffles. They got things.

1:30:31

I didn't say, I think you confused what I said.

1:30:33

What? I said, don't

1:30:36

you think biscuits and gravy flavored chips would be good?

1:30:38

You heard me say, nobody else does

1:30:40

flavored chips. I'm saying this is not real news. It's

1:30:44

food news. You're right. What do you mean it's not real news? It's

1:30:46

food news. Then Taco Bell news

1:30:48

isn't real news. No, that's not true. Other people

1:30:50

make food Taco Bell. That's not true. That's not

1:30:53

news? No, Taco Bell is releasing new items. That

1:30:55

is news. Okay, this place released a new flavor,

1:30:57

but it's not. What's innovative about it? It's a

1:30:59

new flavor. What are you talking about?

1:31:01

Whenever Ben and Jerry's got a new flavor, you talk about

1:31:04

like it's the main problem. Yeah. But

1:31:06

I can make the case that Ben and Jerry's innovates in all their

1:31:08

new flavors. Every step of their way, every brick

1:31:10

of the path that they lay is innovation.

1:31:14

Biscuits and gravy is not innovation. I couldn't rip

1:31:16

the floor. Fine. You have a floor. No,

1:31:19

no, no. Well, you know, they did

1:31:21

team up with Make-A-Wish Foundation to make

1:31:23

these. So you're kind of eating them.

1:31:25

Thank you, Jordan. Children with terminal illnesses.

1:31:27

You heard it here first. You are

1:31:30

whole. We're breaking in. We're breaking in

1:31:32

now to I think NBC, ABC and

1:31:34

CBS News. Zach Tseng hates children. No,

1:31:36

I didn't know. He hates sick children.

1:31:38

No, that's not true. Okay. Hashtag

1:31:41

Zach Tseng is over-partied. Okay, that's what she

1:31:43

said. You

1:31:46

did this to yourself. Well,

1:31:48

because I did the Biscuits

1:31:50

and gravy. Was that innovative? Yeah. Well,

1:31:53

this is amazing. And I'll buy a

1:31:55

whole cake. I didn't know it was

1:31:58

attached to Make-A-Wish. Why? What is? make

1:32:00

a wish have to do with biscuits and gravy.

1:32:02

That's probably somebody's wish. All right, that

1:32:05

makes sense. Or are these benefits

1:32:07

very popular? It's very popular,

1:32:09

so people are gonna buy it, and that money,

1:32:11

yeah, will benefit helping people or kids

1:32:14

achieve their wishes. All right, well, moving on

1:32:16

to McDonald's, and this is probably just another

1:32:18

flavor, so whatever. The big

1:32:20

good news, though, strawberry and cream fries.

1:32:23

Yeah, but other people have made other

1:32:25

flavored pies. Yeah, but McDonald's really... How

1:32:27

about that? McDonald's releasing a new one

1:32:29

is a big deal. They have the apple, they

1:32:31

have the holiday hand pies. Yeah, and this is

1:32:33

just a new flavor of pie. They have the

1:32:35

birthday cake pie, which are pretty good. Bringing back

1:32:37

this flavor, actually, it's not new. Right. What's

1:32:40

the flavor again? I missed it. Strawberry and

1:32:42

cream. I love a good strawberry in something,

1:32:44

or banana something. I had a strawberry cheesecake

1:32:46

last night at dinner, real good. Did you

1:32:49

say that McDonald's sells birthday cake pie? Yeah,

1:32:51

they do. They had them, the little ones

1:32:53

with the icing and the smiley. Really? They're

1:32:55

not great. No? I thought they were

1:32:57

pretty good. They also have guava and cream. Really?

1:33:00

That kind of sounds tasty. McDonald's has

1:33:02

guava. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Yeah,

1:33:04

bro. Yeah, bro. All right, bro. Welcome

1:33:07

to the Thunderdome. They got guava

1:33:09

here. Let me see if there's any breaking food news.

1:33:11

I think that was mostly it. Just

1:33:14

really mowed my lawn there with the

1:33:16

biscuits and gravy chat. Why

1:33:19

is this food news? This isn't news. No,

1:33:21

but genuinely, like, it's a flavor.

1:33:24

You fool. I have a

1:33:26

whole conversation in regards to different

1:33:28

types of flavors that should belong on chips.

1:33:31

But I feel like they've accomplished so much

1:33:33

in the chip universe that it leaves so

1:33:35

little conversation left. Like, I remember there was

1:33:38

a time where I was talking about, oh,

1:33:40

imagine a world where they had all

1:33:42

freaking Frank's Red Hot Flavored Chips. And

1:33:44

now they got all of it. They

1:33:48

have everything. It's innovative out.

1:33:50

Like, dude, everything's

1:33:52

been charted. Everything's been unearthed.

1:33:55

So the message is just, everything's been done

1:33:57

already. Stop trying. Well, just keep going with the...

1:34:00

stuff well we did give me

1:34:02

the stuff I like we did okay all

1:34:05

right well here's some food news oh yeah

1:34:07

and feed me Burger King will pay 1

1:34:09

million dollars to a fan with the best

1:34:12

whopper idea I have a feeling I can

1:34:14

win this what's your whopper idea I

1:34:16

don't know yet but I'm thinking about it it

1:34:19

better okay well let's try it let's come

1:34:21

up with it right now all right and

1:34:23

I got would you probably like a smash

1:34:25

whopper or something like that I have a

1:34:27

genius idea oh what is it during four

1:34:29

years you put the bottom

1:34:31

of the bun on top the top of

1:34:33

the button bottom so you just flip it

1:34:35

upside down it's already done no it's different

1:34:38

that was the idea actually I saw

1:34:40

my pitch for that actually you there's

1:34:44

no bottom button yeah you top buns

1:34:47

okay well I don't like

1:34:49

that you think that's gonna win

1:34:51

you a million dollars or no buns

1:34:54

bagels bit but there

1:34:57

we call that a bopper or what

1:34:59

else lettuce

1:35:01

wrapped that's not original okay so

1:35:03

it's like a brainstorm whatever

1:35:21

we replace the beef with

1:35:23

like fish and then we

1:35:26

replaced the ketchup with like

1:35:28

tartar sauce okay and then we

1:35:30

replaced the bun with a

1:35:32

bun that goes with fish

1:35:35

I have a friend who goes McDonald's and

1:35:37

her favorite thing is to play a fish

1:35:40

oh she how gross is that

1:35:42

yeah I don't like fish unless it's raw you

1:35:44

should probably like drive it a rehab tonight or something

1:35:46

driver into the ocean and leave her there my

1:35:49

boyfriend he said to the fillet of fish

1:35:51

yeah pretty much exclusively oh you how can

1:35:53

you eat that I don't know you should ask

1:35:55

him I've eaten it before it's not as bad as you

1:35:57

think you got to get extra cheese it's kind of like

1:36:00

Garlic stick well everyone

1:36:02

fish sticks were like a big thing. Yeah, but really

1:36:04

it's not crispy. It's like soft fish. It's weird. Oh

1:36:13

I don't you think it's quite crispy and tasty. No, it's a wet

1:36:16

Get around for the room fillets

1:36:18

would you eat one? You're

1:36:21

kidding me so you want me to buy one for everyone,

1:36:23

but then you're not gonna eat it you can have two

1:36:25

I'm don't want one so I'm fine and

1:36:28

in other news. I think I remember this from Cameron recruiting

1:36:30

at the other day. Yeah Pop-tarts

1:36:32

died. I was just about to say that William

1:36:35

post the founder of the creator of the

1:36:37

pop-tart in post. Yeah, that post one's name.

1:36:40

Mmm, probably Yeah, maybe he's reincarnate

1:36:42

96 years old 96 years

1:36:45

old. What was his secret longevity? Probably

1:36:47

just ate pop-tarts every day, you

1:36:49

know body built by the pop-tart Do

1:36:52

you have a favorite pop-tart flavor cinnamon sugar

1:36:54

raspberry strawberry? I'm frozen dude put them in

1:36:56

the freezer Do you know the strawberry pop-tart

1:36:58

is like all the worst snack foods that

1:37:00

you can possibly eat like a rebound the

1:37:02

internet Yeah, you want to hear a story?

1:37:04

No, the first time I ever ate a

1:37:06

pop-tart was at an American Idol concert for

1:37:08

like season two They had

1:37:10

a pop-tarts collaboration here gift.

1:37:13

Yeah free flavors of the pop-tarts only cinnamon

1:37:15

sugar So it's technically the only pop-tart I've

1:37:17

ever had in my life the brown cinnamon

1:37:19

sugar That's the only

1:37:21

flavor you ever had ever had I've only had

1:37:23

them because my mom's never bought them I do

1:37:25

have a box in my house, but I've never

1:37:27

eaten them like my boyfriend bottom, but my mom

1:37:29

never bought them We had so many free ones.

1:37:31

You have no idea at the end of this

1:37:33

fucking American Idol concert We're roaming around the continental

1:37:35

Airlines Arena Like

1:37:38

nobody's business I swear to God we

1:37:40

had enough brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts that

1:37:43

last us and they did last us

1:37:45

about four years Wow, I'm sure they're

1:37:47

still in my mom's freezer today Pop-tarts

1:37:49

are really good. Do not get them

1:37:51

unfrosted. What's the point in that? I don't

1:37:54

understand it I when I was

1:37:56

a kid, we always used to have the off-brand ones. I think I brought

1:37:58

this up the other day the toast pop-ups

1:38:00

yeah or like pop

1:38:03

just generic toaster pastries you know

1:38:05

what I always wanted were the

1:38:08

this what's it called toaster strudel yeah

1:38:10

those girls are bad I would f

1:38:12

up a toaster strudel so hard right

1:38:14

now I never ever ever ever ever

1:38:17

had in my possession a box of toaster

1:38:19

shrills that I owned until I was an

1:38:21

adult with my own money moved out of

1:38:23

my house on the to the other side

1:38:26

of the country that was just such a

1:38:28

sign of wealth and success I agree opulence

1:38:30

my in my like my childhood when I

1:38:32

was a kid we would get them like

1:38:34

once every six months like such a treat

1:38:36

and then my mom if I had to

1:38:39

toaster strudels would only let me use one

1:38:41

of the icing pack because that makes it

1:38:43

healthy if you just use

1:38:45

one icing I thought usually trying to ration

1:38:47

no well you got one packet per strudel

1:38:49

in the box though there's what are you

1:38:51

gonna rations I can tell you I've eaten

1:38:53

toaster shrudel maybe three times in my life

1:38:55

and it's something like I should go and

1:38:57

buy more and just indulge in my childhood

1:38:59

like this thing that was that was so

1:39:01

close to me at all moments of my

1:39:03

childhood but so out of reach they're so

1:39:05

good yeah and you burn your mouth every

1:39:07

time half it's cold half it's hot it's

1:39:09

crazy like I don't even know this experience

1:39:11

cuz again I've had it three times and

1:39:13

then you always try to get the little frosting

1:39:15

packet and make a perfect squiggly line yeah it just

1:39:17

becomes a blob and it's really risky when you rip

1:39:19

them you know they're like have a little edge it's

1:39:21

them I just would eat them so quickly because again

1:39:23

I've had them three no no no the icing packet

1:39:25

and then if you rip it sideways you accidentally like

1:39:27

open it and yeah it's everywhere yeah you have to

1:39:29

make sure you get a nice little slit at the

1:39:32

top so you can really draw with it just so

1:39:34

crazy like your mom bought you those all the time

1:39:36

yeah of course yeah he had a good mom I did I beat you up

1:39:38

I had him like

1:39:41

a couple times as a kid loved them if I had went

1:39:43

to a friend's house and they had him I was like so

1:39:45

stoked but I did the same thing when I went to college

1:39:47

I just bought them for myself like crazy I only had one

1:39:49

friend that would have them all the time and

1:39:51

like whenever I was able to like have a breakfast

1:39:53

at his house that's why I have it and again

1:39:56

right now I've had them three times twice in my

1:39:58

kid my childhood ones on my own as adult

1:40:00

pop tarts or toaster shittles toaster

1:40:02

shittles awesome what was last time

1:40:05

you actually put a pop tart in them in the

1:40:07

toaster never never I'm again I used to eat them

1:40:09

frozen yeah a pop tart yes

1:40:12

Wow Jordan yes I'm important to say yeah

1:40:15

the first time I ever ate a

1:40:17

pop tart was at my high school

1:40:19

and I put it in a microwave

1:40:21

Wow what kind was it it

1:40:24

was the generic kind of

1:40:26

like the pink frosting and

1:40:29

they sold them at the cafe of my

1:40:31

school and I bought one and I microwaved

1:40:33

it I was like okay I get it

1:40:35

I guess I was at a bar recently that sold them

1:40:44

like oh you could go get a

1:40:46

beer and then behind there that was like they had

1:40:48

a little popcorn and pop tarts it's a good drug

1:40:50

food isn't it it's pretty good right heart damn yeah

1:40:52

I kind of want one anyway yeah giant

1:40:54

box I bought because it was

1:40:56

$2.50 like a pack of

1:40:58

like 12 which come with two in each

1:41:00

and so I was like oh my god I need to get

1:41:03

these and so I had popped hearts about two days ago and

1:41:05

I did put it in the toaster

1:41:07

Wow what flavor lucky more

1:41:09

whoa really more

1:41:12

is really good I'm probably my number two I want

1:41:14

a pack of that yeah I want to try that

1:41:16

it's good I think that do they have them here

1:41:20

like he like in this building

1:41:22

no no maybe I don't know

1:41:25

whoa it's more they also have cookie

1:41:27

dough how do I throw this picture up