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1:34

On the Amazon music Twitch channel, baby.

1:36

Chat where you at? Let me know.

1:38

We're here hanging out, letting

1:41

it flow. Hi Cam. Hi, how are you? I'm doing

1:43

great. I'm doing great. It's my boyfriend's

1:45

birthday and I successfully pulled off a

1:48

one half of a birthday day. And

1:51

I'm really proud of myself. One

1:55

half of a birthday day. A hundred percent Dan. So

1:57

we gotta bring it home tonight. You know what I'm

1:59

saying? Well, yeah. It starts in the morning when

2:01

somebody wakes up on their birthday, their day of

2:03

days. You want to make that special for

2:05

him. All right, so tell me what happened when he woke

2:07

up this morning. What did he open his eyes to? Well,

2:09

okay, so when he went into the shower, it really

2:13

starts last night.

2:15

It starts last night when I

2:17

had Kelsey, my

2:20

assistant, and sometimes the director of our

2:22

show here, go to Party City

2:24

and get about maybe 60 balloons. She

2:29

risked her life on the road for me and

2:31

for this, and I give her so

2:34

much respect, and she is a hero in her

2:36

own way. Anyway, she

2:38

gets there. She gives me the balloons. I float the

2:40

balloons in my car. I park my car down the

2:42

street so he can't see it. In

2:45

the morning, when he

2:47

goes in the shower, I would then pull

2:50

my car back to my house. I then

2:52

take all the balloons from the car into

2:54

the house myself, and then

2:56

I stage them around, and then

2:58

I had Kelsey get little tiny party hats.

3:01

Well, he kind of wore it online. She just picked it

3:03

up. Real quick, who else would bring the balloons in?

3:05

You said yourself. It was me. I was just letting

3:07

you know. Oh, okay. It

3:09

was no help. There was just like no clowns in

3:11

the neighborhood who will help you. No. But

3:14

I did get little tiny party hats, and what I

3:16

did was put the little party hats. On

3:18

the dogs? No. Oh, that's cute. No, on our little

3:20

stuffed animals that we have. Oh, that's fun.

3:23

That's a good idea. Yeah, so we had a bunch of

3:25

balloons in the room, and then I got party hats

3:27

for our stuffed animals. That's

3:32

very sweet. It was really nice. And then I got him

3:34

one gift so far I gave it to him. What is

3:36

it? What'd you get him? We watch

3:38

a show called Kath and Kim all the time.

3:40

It's a really famous Australian sitcom. Very,

3:43

very famous. Really popular. Highly recommend

3:45

it. Kylie Minogue was in it. And you

3:47

got him on Netflix. You got him Kath or Kim? I

3:50

got him a cameo. I'm ready.

3:53

One of the guys in the

3:55

show, he's Kim's partner, and he

3:57

did the cameo as the character.

4:00

I've never gotten a cameo before in my life.

4:02

All right, hang on How

4:10

many was this a guy in every episode of Catholic him

4:12

yeah Currency

4:17

I'm gonna go one 50-50

4:22

now you're locked in there Dan. What

4:24

do you think in price is right

4:26

cameo edition? Um

4:28

Well, this is tough because either I've

4:31

never heard of this guy So he charges a lot

4:33

or he's like I just want to get the and

4:35

get these things wrong I mean nothing. He also delivered

4:37

it in less than 24 hours. Oh, okay. I think

4:39

that's a legal requirement. Yeah, okay 150

4:45

150 I think this guy's I think this

4:47

guy gives deals. I think it's only $75. Okay

4:51

Jordan do you have a guess? Yeah, I think it's $30 $30 Okay,

4:55

do we want to go into the Viber Sonic control room and hand

4:57

it over for our sweet Prince Carlos? His

4:59

name is Peter Ross thorn. He's the star or

5:02

one of them of Kath and cam How much

5:04

does he charge for a cameo? I'm

5:06

gonna say a hundred dollars. You're locked

5:08

in Sam. What are you thinking? I'm

5:12

gonna guess like 65 65

5:15

you ready for the actual price chat. I hope

5:17

you locked in some guesses Because

5:20

Peter Ross thorn of

5:22

Calvin Kim charges $123 and 99 cents And

5:29

that is a USD dollar who's making a pretty good

5:32

amount of money well Technical

5:35

errors. Hey, he's making good money if

5:37

people are getting getting it other than Zach I'm

5:40

sure he is. Yeah, it's a big show dude. That's

5:42

okay. That's a good I've never gotten I've

5:45

never given a cameo to somebody I got a

5:47

cameo once oh, that's cool for my cast member

5:49

from The Office Who got it for you my

5:51

wife? Oh, that's cool David

5:54

Koechner which he played Todd Packer on the

5:56

show a couple days later. He

5:58

was arrested kind of Well that's

6:00

valuable. You know you can't sell this

6:02

because they don't have the, you

6:05

can either get like a commercial license or

6:08

a personal license for it. Actually Jimmy Kimmel

6:10

is going through this right now with George

6:12

Santos. George Santos, the disgraced congressman from New

6:14

York, lied or just really just a garbage

6:16

person. Terrible and really just

6:18

shocking that he was allowed to serve in office

6:20

at all. Anywho, he's been

6:22

on cameo literally surviving and getting veneers

6:24

with the money. The new teeth on

6:26

that guy are horrendously disgraceful. Just

6:29

as disgraceful as him are those fake veneers.

6:31

Yeah, he should get his money back honestly.

6:34

They're not very convincing. It's crazy. They reflect

6:36

light like a mirror. You

6:38

look too hard at them, you're going to get blinded. Anyway

6:41

he does cameo because that's how he lives

6:43

and Jimmy Kimmel had put in like a

6:45

series of orders under a personal

6:47

use. Like they got him as like fake gifts

6:49

but really it's a bit for the TV

6:52

show and he's now getting

6:55

hammered with a lawsuit. By George

6:57

Santos obviously saying that this

6:59

is a personal use purchase, not a commercial purchase

7:01

so the fact that he put him on the

7:03

TV show is wrong and he wants money for

7:06

it, correct Jordan? He does. He

7:08

wants $750,000 in damages. Possibly

7:12

to put that towards new teeth, hopefully. You

7:14

know what? Worth it.

7:16

But if Jimmy Kimmel

7:18

bought it and like it's

7:21

the Jimmy Kimmel show, it's his personal show.

7:23

Yeah but it's not. Well, I

7:25

don't know. He also bought them

7:27

under fake names so

7:29

he didn't want George Santos to know

7:32

it was Jimmy Kimmel. I think he

7:34

did this fully expecting a lawsuit. Yeah and I

7:36

think it's totally okay. And by the way, yeah,

7:38

the $750,000 for a TV show of that magnitude

7:40

would ever drop in the bucket. You

7:42

know, across the street you got John Oliver

7:44

right now offering a million dollars to Clarence

7:46

Thomas to resign and just repaid a million

7:48

dollars a year for life for this guy

7:50

to do absolutely nothing. Who is Clarence

7:52

Thomas? I would corrupt the Supreme Court judge. I was

7:54

going to ask Dan if he knew who it was.

7:56

Oh I'm so sorry. That was a fun game. Well.

8:00

I want to ask more about your guys' cameos, because

8:02

I... what did they say? It

8:08

was basically like, you know, happy

8:11

birthday. That's it. That's

8:13

the message? I mean, it was a

8:15

very nice video. But I came fun,

8:18

but I think... I

8:20

don't think cameo is kind of like Airbnb. I

8:22

don't think it's aging very well. Oh.

8:25

You know what I mean? Well, you know, here's the deal. It's gimmicky

8:27

and it's cute and it's there. And it worked. For

8:29

this purpose, it really was special. And... Well,

8:32

yeah. I'm not knocking your use

8:34

of it. I just think overall, this guy sounds like

8:37

he did a good job. Well, that's it. But

8:39

there's people on there charging like $1,500 for a

8:41

video. For nothing, too. And this guy did it

8:43

in character. Cameo is with the

8:45

person who is getting the money being paid, chooses

8:48

to make it, right? A hundred percent. You can

8:50

either give it a little bit of energy and

8:52

really care about the person who cares enough about

8:54

you to pay you for literally about

8:56

30 seconds of your time and energy. You

8:59

can give me something in return. And this guy, dude, he...

9:03

Brother showed up. Brother put out. Roll

9:05

the clip. Brother... Brother... I

9:08

feel that's one, illegal, because I didn't get it for

9:10

commercial use. And we are a commercial property last... I

9:12

checked. We're gonna get a Kimmel loss hit. Yeah. And

9:15

by the way, we don't got budget like that, dude. I'll tell you that much. We're

9:18

the devil that knock us clean out. A

9:21

lot less. A lot less. You

9:23

gotta see something that has something, so... Somebody

9:26

told me that one time. They

9:29

were like, yeah, it only matters. Like,

9:31

if you get sued, if you have something. If

9:34

you have nothing, it's like... Go for it.

9:36

Yeah. What are you gonna come get? Let's

9:39

dance. Anyway. So that was part

9:41

one of the birthday gift. I can't reveal the rest, because

9:43

it hasn't been revealed to him yet. That's wrong. Turn off

9:45

the video if you're watching. Let's turn it on. I'm gonna

9:47

mute the mics. You got him nothing. That's embarrassing.

9:50

That's embarrassing. Wait, you wanna know? that's

10:01

a really fun I guess that's a guy like that

10:03

you know it's funny that show that's good the camera

10:06

was on you and I was watching and I could

10:08

read everything or you heard it oh

10:10

what are you a lip reader if somebody can

10:12

get away from lip reading who

10:14

does also favorite subset of tick-ock lip

10:17

reader yes the only way I'm really understanding

10:19

the true Taylor Swift T is

10:21

lip reading the real way to understand any

10:23

tea is lip reading that's why she had

10:25

a fan that's a whatever the last word

10:27

did I love it and then you see

10:29

Billy Eilish trying to hold her hand over

10:31

her mouth of the PCAs which you know

10:33

God love them the PCAs got really nothing

10:35

but they do are they do have this

10:37

Billy Eilish tick-tocker moment which is weak right

10:40

it yeah it's very weak right it into

10:42

the sunset she didn't say it was a

10:44

bad thing tick-tockers were there she just said

10:46

tick-tockers yeah yeah the news um

10:49

any easy birthday half done I'll keep you in

10:51

the loop okay cuz I know you're invested you're

10:53

probably not but I need to share it somewhere

10:55

so I just want to know what

10:57

what's gonna be next for you we know we got

10:59

through Valentine's Day we're getting through the birthday nothing what's

11:01

gonna be the next point of stress breathe okay

11:04

good you always find a way to bring some sort of stress

11:06

in your life I don't

11:08

know there's some people that

11:11

just crave chaos and you're one of those people

11:13

like if things are calm you're like how can

11:15

I stir something up how can I stress myself

11:17

how can I age myself quicker how can I

11:20

get wrinkles and gray hair that's

11:22

what you enjoy you don't like a nice

11:24

calm lifestyle there's nothing wrong with that actually

11:26

there's a lot wrong with that I do

11:28

on calm I was actually thinking about that

11:30

today weirdly I'm looking for some peace and

11:33

stability good some consistency and dude I

11:35

have my family staying with me and breaking these if you didn't

11:37

know once you like leave home

11:39

when your family comes and rejoins you it's

11:41

a lot it's

11:44

a lot like we're like we really live

11:46

comfortably together me and my boyfriend we have

11:48

a really nice life we have a nice

11:50

thing going and then family really

11:52

comes in and shakes it up my

11:54

favorite thing is they just ask questions

11:57

about everything yeah well

11:59

and then Yeah, well if you're that

12:01

or like talking shit like my mom like

12:04

loves to just like gossip Yeah, because she just

12:06

feels like she can like it's safe enough to

12:08

talk shit on me And whether to

12:10

my face or behind my back and she doesn't know I know

12:12

this but I know My family will go

12:14

like I'll be in the kitchen and I open a cabinet

12:16

and they're like why are you opening that cabinet? Oh, cuz

12:18

I live here. Yeah, I want to

12:21

get something out of the cabinet. No, it's horrendous Yeah,

12:23

my mom does the same thing, but I think that's

12:25

like I hear I attack her for the questions It's

12:29

not really needed leaves that question like and I I'll

12:31

get her I'm like, you know They say like there's

12:33

no dumb question, but I think you found it like

12:37

So your mom is causing drama is what you're saying story

12:39

of my life Copyright

12:44

reasons we can't sing this song

12:48

It is Causing some sort of

12:50

odd today, but I'm sorry But once your mom

12:52

leaves and the birthday and Valentine's Day is over

12:54

like you're gonna crash your car again There's

12:57

gonna be another leak in the house. The roof's

12:59

gonna collapse, you know, there's gonna be something with

13:01

you manifesting that They've

13:05

already happened no car or wreck your house

13:07

was my house is getting fixed My house

13:09

is not flooded due to my dogs carrying

13:11

a hose into the house that was on

13:13

and pouring 150 gallons of water Into

13:15

the living room in bedroom. It's

13:18

fine. Has it happened again? I

13:24

Honestly, I'm thinking about just having Jordan remove it which

13:26

is your dream you freak. Yeah, I mean You

13:30

didn't let me do it last week. I It's

13:33

overstated welcome. I can feel it. I

13:35

didn't have my I don't have my tweezers today, but I will

13:37

bring them tomorrow If he allows

13:39

you to do it, what would your process be like? How would

13:42

you do it? How'd you watch the YouTube video trying to figure

13:44

it out? I read a wiki how teach

13:46

us how So

13:48

I would take the stitch And I

13:51

was fine the little dummy and I would take my

13:53

Tweezers and grab it and then I would take the scissors

13:55

and snip it right below the knot and then I take

13:58

my tweezers And just take it out The

14:00

way he didn't a thing would sterilize would you

14:02

wear gloves You to three bought as and said

14:04

that. They

14:07

know Go on. the got the piano

14:10

hot rod I guess the rug Rj

14:12

my Billie I didn't see this moment

14:14

when society as i between make this.

14:16

A boy you actually let her do it.

14:19

Yeah, doesn't a loose but like would, well

14:21

your leg a society? I mean I would

14:23

doubtless. A little later.

14:25

And just like burn the edges know tweezers? He

14:27

now that sterilize Adidas cauterize is

14:29

giving leg mayflower figuring out how

14:31

to get your for the first

14:33

time pilgrim he uses compared taking

14:35

one more out of your leg

14:37

to the Mayflower bringing the pillow.like

14:39

you're talking about leading appeared Tweet

14:41

League or really good at a

14:44

very common think they're doing and

14:46

hospitals yeah there's a good to

14:48

to some metal objects from other

14:50

yeah they they copy be so

14:52

use the liters and hospitals or

14:54

del Piero yes interesting thoughts hundred

14:56

the mayo. Clinic new penis. Those are among

14:58

the Mayo Clinic. I don't have that kind

15:00

of money. Simply

15:02

can't afford a Jordan up or a

15:04

D. The Mayo Clinic is that blood?

15:06

I mean I know they are. You

15:09

actually known bright brain? brain? brain? The

15:11

scene and a half America has you

15:13

don't have hello male clinic. Was

15:16

you really like Jordan? do this hill

15:18

removals? Yes. Was due tomorrow? No no

15:21

maybe third season as give you big

15:23

sees when put him out. Moved his

15:25

trailer together with a trailer. We as

15:27

a few months housekeeper sewers got

15:29

nothing on this across. A

15:32

good luck or what

15:34

suits gamer I deserve.

15:38

I realized it's mascot. Three different very different

15:40

video put things on top of one another

15:42

to Alabama. I'm going to make this road

15:44

They were. Never saw Mendez committed perform stutters.

15:47

That's out. Resumes ai an hour on make miss

15:50

a thing as a good idea if or one

15:52

stitch. Remember that once that when we were sore.

15:54

Mint is acts. Socialize. and people

15:56

should be asking like was more often they are hiking

15:58

or having a lot of your Where Shawn

16:00

Mendes and what Shawn Mendes doing? Well,

16:02

okay. Well now I'm officially acid. Please

16:04

respond. Yeah, Shawn He

16:07

does he does pop up random like us

16:09

like a magazine or something or

16:11

in the paparazzi photos and he looks wonderful He

16:13

looks great. What are they called a tall

16:15

glass of milk? All glass of

16:17

water Dan. No, it's milk What

16:20

do you call a good-looking guy? Yeah,

16:22

Carlos my persona control room. What do you

16:24

call a good-looking guy? I'll glass of milk

16:30

It's water. Yeah tall glass of milk.

16:32

Yeah, like milk is like Are

16:51

you kidding first of all milk kernels it ages

16:53

it doesn't work Milk

16:56

reminds me like whipped cream, you know, like oh I want to pour milk

16:58

on me when you do photo shoots I get it you have a wet

17:00

photo shoot and you have a photo shoot where you're putting milk on yourself

17:03

So that you're telling me the phrase isn't I

17:05

want to drink Shawn Mendes like a glass

17:07

of milk you you know That's not at all

17:09

that No, it's a

17:11

target of water for every reason

17:13

milk doesn't age. Well, no one

17:15

wants to be milk Unless

17:18

you're no one wants to be milk

17:20

unless you're a freshly poured tall glass

17:22

of water Regardless, it doesn't if he's

17:24

a milk sits out. It doesn't age

17:26

well Yeah, exactly

17:28

an age forever water

17:30

doesn't really ever go old for

17:33

so many reasons one wants to be water

17:35

over milk milk

17:37

has expiration dates Yeah,

17:40

look up. I want to know if anybody's ever

17:42

use it's a tall glass of water, but you're

17:44

reasoning behind it Really should be unpacked Milk

17:48

curdles for the record. Okay, so after

17:50

doing a sense of research that you

17:52

are right it is water Yeah

17:55

Point two five seconds. Where'd you get this up

17:57

in the Mayo Clinic tall glass of milk? Oh,

18:02

Urban Dictionary. Similar

18:04

to a tall glass of water. Okay,

18:07

there it is. It's bad.

18:10

It's bad. Oh,

18:13

okay. Well, this does... I mean, you want to

18:15

read this exact thing? Yeah. I

18:17

don't know. A tall glass of milk is used

18:19

to describe more particularly a... Okay.

18:23

You know what? I don't know. You know what?

18:26

I'm not going to say this out loud. Oh,

18:29

man. Well, we settled that. You

18:31

heard it here first. Knowledge is power, right? Yeah.

18:34

Hi, Sean. Hope you're well. Come on

18:37

this show whenever you want. Whenever you want. Yeah.

18:39

When we're doing stuff like this, it makes a real inviting

18:42

environment for everybody. I think he's here right now. Let's bring

18:44

him in. Sean, come on in. Carlos, walk

18:46

in. Come on. Yeah. No,

18:48

Sean. No, Sean. Carlos,

18:51

can you pretend to be Sean Mendez? How

18:54

do you want me to do that? I'll

18:57

enroll you in improv class or something. Yeah, let's do

18:59

a wheel of impressions with Carlos. Oh,

19:01

that would be hilarious. Carlos,

19:04

would you do that? Wait,

19:07

what is that? Is that the Jimmy Fallon one?

19:09

No, I believe I invented it. Jimmy

19:12

took it from me that fast. We

19:17

used to do a wheel. Remember that? He took it. Would

19:20

you do it though? We'll put a name of

19:22

celebrities on there and you have to do an impression? I

19:25

cannot do that. You'll try

19:27

though? I definitely could try. Okay. We'll do

19:29

it on Zach's stitch removal day. Dude, this

19:31

is going to be a big show. Biggest

19:33

show ever. I don't think. Yeah. Dude,

19:36

AWS, you ready to support this shit?

19:38

It's going down. Zach,

19:41

thank you. Stitch removal, impression,

19:43

wheel extravaganza. Dude. Got

19:46

milk? I'm battered by Got Milk.

19:50

Not to bring this back to Sean Mendez. Where'd that campaign

19:52

go? I feel like he just totally died. Do you not

19:54

care about the bone health of the youth? No,

19:56

because milk is not good for you. Milk is

19:59

not great for you. It doesn't give you strong

20:01

bones. You're like bad inside early. I'm a part

20:03

of the conspiracy. Yeah, you're part of very farmers.

20:05

Yeah They're

20:07

milk in my pockets. Yeah, exactly or milk

20:10

mustaches like that was the campaign celebrities with

20:12

milk mustache Yeah, weird so discussed anyway back

20:14

to Shawn Mendes for one second Yeah, like

20:16

stitches have been around forever like the ones

20:18

you get in your body It's crazy

20:20

that he has made the word stitches about

20:22

himself like you type in the word stitches.

20:25

It's all Shawn Mendes Yeah, I just

20:27

did it I googled stitches and everything is Shawn Mendes

20:30

Wow, yeah We

20:33

should like start a campaign to own something like that like

20:35

what's a random word that I don't think he predicted I

20:37

don't think you he wrote stitches thinking the entire world is

20:39

gonna think about me when they think of stitches now But

20:42

it ended up being that way. Yeah, good for him. That's

20:44

awesome. Damn. What's interesting for me is

20:46

when I looked up stitches My first result

20:49

was stitches animal crossing and

20:51

it's a character interesting Jordan stitch eyes. You must

20:53

be using Yahoo Ask

20:57

Jeeves about it. Yeah, do you even know that

20:59

is? Google

21:02

do you know Ash G's Oh was Google

21:04

was well, I think you probably You

21:07

ask Jeeves and he tells well if

21:09

you want to feel like what it's like

21:11

to have a fancy existence I'm a fucking

21:14

Butler serve me up stuff. Yes jeez dude.

21:16

Yeah, but different experience such an aggressive response

21:18

I feel like like Jensy doesn't get it

21:20

like I mean Google shit like what is

21:22

a Google? You got a Jeez

21:24

she Jordan just got it. I just feel

21:27

Jeez doesn't get respect. I get it from

21:29

context. Yeah No,

21:31

no being You

21:35

kidding me everybody bangs maybe in the back

21:37

alley of a Walmart We're

21:42

googling up in here Yes,

21:45

ask Jeez also has AJ calm and it

21:48

just takes you to ask calm now. I

21:50

researched that reason Why would they change that

21:53

that's what I'm done? What's asked

21:55

you why change it to ask? I? Guess

21:57

you're I guess this what are you doing when you type

21:59

things in there? I don't yeah, I like the ass

22:01

calm. That's you like what? Don't

22:05

play that one in Forgot

22:09

the K in that word Yeah,

22:17

just real time in front of you Anywho

22:21

SNL made some announcements today. Oh,

22:23

yeah, what's happening next Saturday March

22:26

2nd? We got Cindy Sweeney and

22:28

Casey Musgraves. All right a dynamic

22:30

duo right there That'd

22:32

be a good episode my Roman Empire kids

22:34

say yeah, and then the week after that

22:37

We have Josh Brolin as a host and

22:39

our friend Ariana Grande Grande

22:43

gonna be doing that the day after her

22:45

album comes out with Colonel fungi which hits

22:47

on March pace. That's great. How exciting I

22:50

just hope that they have like they have very fun guests

22:52

coming up. I hope they dial back the

22:54

political stuff Yeah, some like fun

22:56

silly, you know target lady type of stuff

22:59

like aliens coming to abduct you or something

23:01

Yeah, save save the the alien stuff is

23:03

iconic to Kate McKinnon thing again and Ryan

23:05

save the political stuff like towards

23:08

November Well, let's we're gonna get plenty of it. You

23:10

know, I don't think they can help themselves I know

23:12

I have belief in trust in this set of writers

23:14

in this casting career. They're really good They've

23:16

been really hit or miss this year. They've had really good ones.

23:18

I'm real, but they've hit leave hit a lot They have had

23:20

some heads have some strikeouts. But you know what? That's what that's

23:23

what happens when you do it Also a

23:25

lot falls on the hosted a lot falls on

23:27

the host and some do not come prepared I

23:29

think Sydney Sweeney was gonna be good. Yeah, see

23:31

I I have a question I know the name

23:33

and I think I know the face, but who's

23:36

just Berlin Pull

23:38

up a photo look up. He's an actor. Why no, but

23:40

like well, who is he like? What does he do? Like

23:42

yeah, I don't know. I mean the most recently he played

23:46

I don't know what his most recent project is actually

23:48

that's a good question. What's his most popular project?

23:50

I mean probably That Yeah,

23:54

he played he played Thanos. That was like his

23:56

big way. It wasn't his face,

23:58

but it was a voice Okay, I know

24:00

that I know him yeah, yeah, you know I

24:03

know the one though I know the one with

24:05

the like the little the goatee that's why I

24:07

don't know what he's promoting now But Sam do

24:09

you know what he's promoting? Do

24:12

you know part? Yeah, dude part two. Oh,

24:14

that's right. He was also in Deadpool 2

24:16

right and then yeah Thanos Trying

24:21

to think oh he's probably promoting a new

24:23

any yeah, yeah, no he's promoting Baby

24:27

Josh Brolin in the goonies or maybe men in black 3

24:30

That's the one he's going yeah, yeah So

24:35

he seems to have a series coming out

24:37

on prime video to called outer range. Oh,

24:39

oh interesting. Oh, what's good in here? What's that? Outer

24:43

range is that like a is it a Western? Sounds

24:45

like it. Okay speaking of Western Texas

24:47

hold them Beyonce making history as the

24:50

first black woman to chart it number one

24:52

I'm gonna board country charts. Yeah, that's all

24:56

I've been I've been listening to it a lot. I'm not gonna

24:58

lie. That's really good I think it's one of Beyonce's best songs

25:00

in a long time I

25:02

just hope this really does prove to everybody that

25:04

country is in a like storytelling is cool quality

25:06

storytelling is cool You don't need to do a

25:08

bunch of stuff around a record to make it

25:10

a good record a great record has the ability

25:12

to Shine with next to nothing around it and

25:15

this Is further proof

25:17

of that like it is a quality quality

25:20

record great story beautiful

25:23

vocals Crazy and again bringing

25:25

together some really great writers and producers and

25:27

in a way that only Beyonce can't nobody

25:29

like her I let's do it like maybe five

25:31

times a day. Yeah, it's really good really good.

25:34

I Can't wait for the album. Hey. Yeah,

25:36

when is the album coming out again Carlos the barber

25:39

son of control room March 29 I

25:42

believe that's very quick which stagecoach performer can

25:44

get Beyonce to do a little appearance Oh,

25:46

it's gonna I think she can headline that

25:49

well I mean that would be

25:51

interesting imagine actually that would be pretty that

25:53

would be interesting That's gonna change country forever

25:55

and here's the deal. I'm gonna I never

25:57

like talk about this, but maybe we like

25:59

put her Or like throw a hat in

26:01

the ring to try to grab a Beyonce intro.

26:03

I think when I said to try to headline

26:05

states go too well. Oh yeah, I'm definitely meant.

26:07

Me and Mason Ramsey, we got a duo coming

26:09

dude. We definitely should do that. That would be

26:11

an interesting headline because that would just completely change

26:13

the entire festival. Hold on, can we also just

26:15

take a beat to acknowledge your cup? Yeah,

26:18

I bought that this morning. I'm pretty proud of it. What's

26:20

wrong with it? It's from Starbucks, yes.

26:23

And I liked it. Wow. I

26:26

figured I was using a lot of plastic and I was getting a

26:28

lot of paper cups here. And I saw

26:30

this nice black cup at Starbucks this morning and I said

26:32

that has me written all over it. Sorry, I just got

26:34

so distracted by it. I'm so sorry. It's good. It's nice.

26:36

Are you going to actually stick to it? Yeah, I'm going

26:38

to leave it here. Something better use it. Are you going

26:40

to wash it? You're that

26:42

distracted by a black cup. Well, yes. Sorry, guys.

26:44

I don't really understand the distraction. Let's go around

26:46

the room. Cameron, what are you thinking about my

26:48

cup? It doesn't change things ever. That's true. That's

26:50

true. If something is different about him, you realize

26:52

it. It's like when my mom texted you because

26:55

you took your hat off. Yeah, but then it's

26:57

like a shiny black cup and I'm also wearing

26:59

a shiny black jacket. So I looked at it

27:01

this morning and I said, I love the aesthetic.

27:03

That's good. Thank you. It's a

27:05

good cup, Dan. All right, so let's get back

27:07

to this Beyonce stagecoach thing. If Beyonce was the

27:09

headline stagecoach, I think it would be cool, but

27:11

it would change up the complete dynamic of that

27:13

festival. Because the entire

27:16

crowd would be Beyonce fans, not country

27:18

fans. Which they could make. But

27:20

I think you end up turning Beyonce fans into country

27:22

fans because there is crossover in what she's making. And

27:24

I think that's what a lot of the festivals kind

27:26

of need right now is to change things up, keep

27:29

them fresh, and make people excited. I

27:32

mean, I think stagecoach has no problem getting people excited. Yeah,

27:34

but I just mean – I think they always do a

27:36

good job. I think in general, like across the board, it

27:38

doesn't hurt. It would be an

27:40

interesting headline. Yeah, but then would Beyonce

27:42

just only perform country stuff

27:45

or would she perform her other songs? Because

27:47

Post Malone is playing only country. Yeah,

27:49

maybe both. That's exciting too. I know. I

27:51

really want to go see Post Malone. Did

27:55

you see, Zach, did you see Machine

27:57

Gun Kelly's tattoo today? No,

28:00

oh boy. I heard you all talking. It's

28:02

shocking Sam. Do we have the picture? Hold

28:08

on Wait

28:12

wait what? Whoa Wait,

28:16

what? Hold on. I

28:18

can't really can can you there I need

28:20

to really see it. Oh My

28:23

gosh lean in yeah half his

28:25

body is now blacked out It's

28:28

crazy. Um, it's

28:30

like it's shocking to see yeah, and

28:33

I saw him I Actually

28:35

ran into him at a bathroom at a

28:37

party like two weeks ago Yeah, apparently he's

28:39

been wearing like turtlenecks long sleeves just covering

28:42

himself up and the other night He posted

28:44

like revealing taken off the turtlenecks and revealing

28:46

what I've been hiding recently or something I

28:48

think it's honestly is pretty freaking cool And

28:51

when he said that I thought he was only

28:53

gonna have like a new neck tattoo or something

28:55

That's what I thought it he was gonna put

28:58

I'm actually like overwhelmed by it. Yes. Yeah, really

29:00

painful He posted something on his Instagram today like

29:02

in the story that showed they made like a

29:04

special needle that has 40

29:07

or needle 44 needles in it to

29:09

essentially like paint him with

29:11

tattooing What yeah,

29:14

is that crazy? I cannot understand

29:16

tattooing to this degree I

29:19

kind of have a hard time understanding I

29:21

can't understand tattooing something. That's a memory. It's

29:23

for somebody It's a reminder, etc But

29:26

to this degree is really like the

29:28

pain that one has to go through to get this

29:30

done is really severe It's gotta be super painful. I

29:33

think he was even awake for it I mean did

29:35

people put numbing cream, but like that's not enough. They

29:37

can also put you under really not to you Yeah,

29:40

I don't know if he did that but that's something

29:42

tattoo artists will do imagine how sore you are when

29:44

you wake up from that Yeah, I

29:46

did I was with my friend when he got a sleeve

29:50

One of the gnarliest things I've ever

29:52

witnessed so the idea of somebody doing

29:54

that and also you have to heal for

29:56

so long, right? Great.

29:59

It's like it's hard process just looking at it. Imagine

30:01

like what... Can you put it up on the screen again? Just

30:03

like really shook it in. Yeah, look at that. His

30:05

nipples are blacked out too. Yeah. Wow.

30:09

He had such... He was known for some

30:11

of his tattoos that he's had his whole career and they're

30:13

just gone now. That's wild. Like

30:15

the big Cleveland one on

30:17

his arm and I wonder... They

30:20

haven't said pictures of his back, but he has that big MGK

30:22

thing across his back that he's known for. That

30:24

could be gone as well. Yeah, it could be. But also you

30:26

never go back from this one. No, you can't

30:28

leave that one off, I don't think. I mean you probably

30:30

could, but you end up looking like a head of broccoli

30:32

or something. Yeah. Wow. It's

30:35

crazy. I think it's honestly really cool

30:37

looking. It just... My god, that

30:39

had to be painful. Yeah. I want

30:41

all the details. I will try to get them on the

30:43

show because I have so many questions. So

30:45

many questions about that. Yeah, I

30:47

just want to know if his MGK on the back is covered as well.

30:50

Yeah. Wow. Another

30:52

big news. You see this? It's

30:54

a terrible human being.

30:58

One of the problems with the internet

31:00

by far are family vlogs. Yeah.

31:03

And what virality does to the

31:05

family dynamic, and what

31:07

children are seen as to these parents

31:10

who sadly, sadly, sadly have been

31:12

probably searching for

31:14

some sort of validation, online fame, some sort

31:17

of fame, easy money, whatever, however you want

31:19

to describe it. They've been searching for this

31:21

long before they had kids. Mm-hmm. And

31:24

they find out that their kids are

31:26

a vehicle to everything they've ever wanted

31:28

that they couldn't achieve themselves, right? Yeah.

31:32

This online virality and success. There's

31:34

this story that I've been following just on my

31:36

TikTok like most of us do. You just get

31:39

it sporadically, but it's kind of coming to a

31:41

head here. It's

31:43

a mommy vlogger. It was

31:45

really two of them, but the one that's getting the

31:47

most headlines, I believe, is this

31:49

Ruby Frank, correct? Yes. I-

31:52

Do you want me to explain what's going on? You

31:54

can break it all down, but it is

31:56

absolutely horrendous. Oh, it's horrible. And

32:00

I've been actually following

32:02

this story, not

32:04

the channel, but I would watch all

32:06

the tea breakdowns of how Ruby Frankie is

32:09

treating her children far before

32:11

the arrests. And I remember

32:13

thinking, everyone was thinking, this

32:15

is child abuse. This is child abuse and neglect.

32:19

Because she would send her five-year-old daughter

32:21

to school without a lunch because her

32:23

daughter forgot to pack her lunch. And

32:26

when the teachers, her kindergarten teachers would

32:28

be like, your five-year-old daughter is hungry and doesn't

32:30

have food, she'd be like, don't give her any

32:32

food. That was her responsibility. And she'll learn that

32:34

she'll be hungry if she doesn't pack lunch next

32:37

time. And it's like, she's five. Well, I

32:39

have a question about that. So are they, she's

32:41

using that for some sort of vlog? Yes, that

32:43

is the vlog, is her explaining the

32:45

process. Because it is like a parenting technique,

32:48

right? Exactly. That is kind

32:50

of bestowed upon her by this other woman.

32:52

So it's two people, but Ruby is

32:55

the public vehicle. So there's

32:57

two things here. You have somebody who

32:59

genuinely wants online fame, obviously. Then you

33:02

have somebody who's completely and totally vulnerable.

33:04

And the husband, the dad is out

33:06

of the picture. Yeah. Now

33:08

totally in the picture, but has been out of

33:10

it. So keep going.

33:13

Her parenting style was them having

33:15

to raise themselves? Just

33:17

extremely strict. You do anything wrong.

33:19

You get into sibling arguments.

33:21

The older brother had his bedroom taken away and

33:23

he had to sleep on a beanbag chair in

33:25

the living room for six months. What? What do

33:28

you mean he deserved that? I think he yelled

33:30

at his sister. Something

33:32

absurd. And she vlogged all of this as like,

33:34

this is what I do when my child does

33:36

this. And at this point, she

33:38

was actually still with her husband and they

33:40

were eight passengers, the six children and the

33:43

two of them. But then she started a

33:45

company with this other woman, Jodi Hildebrandt. And

33:48

from there, it kind of turned into this like

33:52

multi-level marketing scheme. And that's when the husband

33:54

left and the abuse just got a lot

33:56

worse for the children. You kind of

33:58

like start selling this technique, right? Yeah,

34:00

so it's a sign of God. Yeah,

34:03

exactly and from

34:05

there one of the children

34:07

finally escaped and went to a neighbor's house

34:09

and was like I am hungry and Need

34:12

help and he had bruises and rope. I

34:15

remember that part of the story and yeah Well, yeah,

34:17

what happens there? Like where does it all come to

34:19

a head? What did what did she actually do to

34:21

like? What was the instance that made

34:23

him escape? What details do he know he was

34:25

tied up and Being

34:27

starved like many of the children were well

34:30

I mean he went and said that another

34:32

one of his siblings was tied up and

34:35

that they weren't being fed and they weren't

34:37

being given water and just being completely unelected

34:39

so He

34:42

eventually escaped and the neighbors saw his condition

34:44

and called the police and that's

34:46

when they went and Went into the

34:48

home and saw the conditions these children were

34:50

living in and the news today is that she's

34:52

now been sentenced She's officially been sentenced to

34:55

what hopefully life 40 60

34:57

years in prison. Yeah, so she's gotten four

35:00

sentences of 1 to 15 years so

35:04

The parole board will basically decide whether she's going

35:07

to be there for four years or 60 years

35:09

Let's hope it's on the latter. Yeah, you know

35:13

this is one of the Most

35:17

I mean you see these cases every now

35:19

and then yeah, really in

35:23

insane monstrous disgraceful

35:25

and highly disturbing and Gut-wrenching

35:28

and heartbreaking child abuse and

35:31

you know, this is obviously like one of the I

35:34

mean there's several of these But this is an extreme

35:36

case of it Well, but for but to think that

35:38

somebody selling this parenting style which

35:40

is abuse to parents to do it in

35:42

their own home That's

35:44

alarming to me Oh 100% and that

35:46

should lead to a larger prison sentence

35:49

here because it was more

35:51

than just what was happening in there own

35:53

home, which was horrendous and disgraceful and monstrous

35:55

and again heartbreaks for these

35:57

children the ripple

35:59

of Effect though. Yeah, that's crazy

36:02

Yeah, fuck. Yeah, I don't think you know

36:04

in four four years does not seem like

36:06

nearly enough I hope that it's more than

36:08

that But what I was gonna say

36:11

is like this is an extreme case right? But I

36:13

do think that I think years

36:15

from now if we look back at vlogging in

36:17

general as a practice We'll see

36:20

it's not good for you I've known many

36:22

different couples that have have done it

36:25

together and have ultimately ended up separating

36:27

because it just caught you're not

36:29

living Your actual real life. Well, you know,

36:32

here's to that right? I

36:35

would say We do

36:37

a lot in the government like

36:39

on a legal level Kind

36:41

of regulate social media usage all the

36:43

CEOs were just like on freaking Capitol

36:46

Hill getting interrogated We

36:49

do very little though I think on a

36:51

CPS a child protective services level like on

36:53

a state level because stuff like that is

36:55

very like localized It's on a local level

36:58

government not federal To

37:00

really regulate and understand like children

37:02

being used on the internet. It

37:05

is a real thing 100%

37:07

and when we look back at culture and our societal

37:12

contributions through things like

37:14

the internet we're

37:16

going to see really disturbing

37:18

patterns and One

37:20

of those patterns just one is

37:23

going to be kids being used for parental

37:25

clout and money Them being

37:27

abused in the process and us not

37:30

even I mean in some cases

37:32

you know you have moments like on

37:34

the internet where you have a bunch of passionate

37:36

people who care about the safety of children coming

37:38

together to break down a situation and point

37:41

out things that are wrong and really help lay

37:43

a foundation for a case that I'm sure is

37:45

being used today right in the case of Rudy

37:48

Frank But that's

37:51

just one case. You know how widespread that probably

37:53

is Oh 100% I

37:55

mean because there's even the there's even then you know,

37:57

obviously this is like we said it's it. This is

37:59

a But there's even

38:01

the ones that have seemingly

38:04

successful YouTube channels or something like that. And

38:06

it seems like everybody's hunky-dory, but you don't

38:08

know what's going on there. You have no

38:10

idea. You have no clue. And my hope

38:13

is that on a government level, like a

38:15

CPS level, there's some sort of understanding and

38:17

regulation that is eventually enforced or – I

38:19

don't know. Something needs

38:22

to be done because it's really messed up.

38:24

And who gets hurt?

38:26

Our children, right? The future of our

38:28

country, the future of our world, they're the ones

38:30

who are hurt in the process. When

38:33

you were a kid, when did you first have a cell

38:35

phone or social media? Probably

38:37

in like the sixth or seventh grade.

38:40

But that was when I

38:42

had a cell phone and then probably social media,

38:44

probably not – like maybe a MySpace around eighth

38:46

grade maybe? Okay. That was around the same time

38:48

for me. I think I got my first cell

38:50

phone when I was in eighth grade. And

38:52

I think it was on Facebook in high school and

38:55

then everything after that. I

38:58

do think that's like a whole other conversation, like the

39:02

way people interact with the internet. I

39:04

think there is a whole conversation

39:06

we had about healthy usage of

39:08

the internet, understanding that kids

39:11

under a certain age shouldn't be subjected

39:13

to it. But today, the internet that

39:15

I was on when I was 13

39:17

is way different than the internet today. But

39:20

let's start with it barely worked. I

39:23

mean, did I really fatback computers

39:26

and giant towers and what

39:29

you were subjected to? I remember

39:31

the emergence of Instagram and Twitter and people

39:33

figuring out what Facebook is and understanding

39:36

what AOL Instant Messenger was. I mean

39:38

that was like the earliest form of

39:40

social media, which was still highly regulated

39:43

with very little outside

39:45

world connection if any. He

39:48

was all very, very, very direct

39:50

person to person. So

39:53

unless people – I know I had friends who would

39:55

make their ways in the chat rooms though. That's

39:58

where you start to get a little – They were

40:00

real weird. That's what I'm talking about. That's where

40:02

you have your first actual as a kid, I

40:04

think, at least for my generation, your first interaction

40:06

with the outside of the world view of the

40:08

internet. It's like a chat

40:10

room or a forum. It was up until

40:13

that point. It was like, I'm gonna go

40:15

play this game on pbs.com. Yeah, MiniClip. addictinggames.com.

40:17

Yeah, Fly the Copter. That was a good

40:19

one. You know what's funny? addictinggames.com still exists.

40:21

Yeah, I think MiniClip may exist too. Over

40:24

the weekend I played a little Putt-Putt game

40:26

and I played the Fly Copter. And you

40:28

know what else I played? Exploding Kitten. Remember

40:30

that one? Yeah, of course they do. Wow. Still

40:33

up there, addicting games. Good stuff lives forever. Yeah.

40:36

Damn. Support it. Yeah, that's

40:38

some good stuff. Yeah, I love that

40:40

shit. Club Penguin, you know, the whole thing. Yeah. Very

40:43

early forms of the internet that turn into something

40:45

totally different. And kids are subjected to something that

40:48

I wish they had what I had. What I had

40:50

was like very little interference from

40:52

the public and very much a gateway to whatever

40:54

you want. It was very much- If you want

40:56

to learn and figure out and do. And

40:59

at the most it was just very much like your

41:01

circle. That was kind of it. Yeah. Well, I'm talking

41:03

like I'm that old. I'm only 30, so. Yeah.

41:06

Well, the internet's not very old. That's the truth.

41:09

So weird, right? How old's the internet? I

41:11

think the first version of it came out literally in

41:13

like the 60s, believe it or not. Mm-hmm. By the

41:15

way, just as old as Australia. Yeah.

41:18

Australia's super young. Do you know something

41:20

crazy is a bunch of college professors actually created the internet

41:22

and then just like gave it away for free? Yeah. That's

41:25

why. That's true. What

41:27

were they creating it for? Crazy. Because if I was

41:29

to tell you before, I'm going to invent the internet.

41:31

Yeah. What the hell is

41:33

the internet? What are you going to do with

41:35

this internet? It was- at that time, access to

41:37

information was the base level because-

41:40

Like an encyclopedia? Yeah.

41:43

Online. Encyclopedia and like, you

41:45

know, here's- I'm going to send an email to

41:47

all the people in my class or to other-

41:49

like a lot of it was we're going to

41:52

share our research with another institution this way. Or

41:54

whatever. And now we've got mommy

41:56

vloggers. Now we've got mommy vloggers

41:58

and selfies. He's bad. You

42:00

know and we got us that's true

42:02

and us the internet has given you us I

42:05

feel bad for people that have vlogged though their whole

42:07

life because there's so much that you're putting online like

42:09

yeah Everyone has an Instagram, but you're vlogging your life

42:11

You're playing this character and putting the dumbest things online

42:14

If you're a kid and you grow up and it's

42:16

gonna backfire on you at some point. It's

42:18

gotta be weird Yeah, you're playing a character It's just so funny

42:20

like I remember being in middle school and the internet was first

42:22

coming out and the Messaging to us

42:24

was whatever you put on the internet lives forever. Whatever

42:26

you got the internet lives forever Nobody

42:28

ever thinks about that anymore I think we just

42:31

like him like you just been an extension like

42:33

yeah our lives are like in what we talk

42:35

about That's the ability to just I don't know

42:37

it's hard man. I just accepted it. Yeah Well

42:41

the internet has been a blessing and a curse,

42:44

but again, it's the method we get to you today

42:46

Yeah, we have a lot more hang on the

42:48

way. There's a lot of Beatles movies coming up

42:50

I have no idea why we'll talk about it

42:52

plus How much would

42:54

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42:56

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43:02

Brand new space CEO brand new

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43:08

Okay, we'll lay out the case for you and a

43:11

few right after this It's the Zach Zang

43:13

Show. Oh Yeah,

43:18

Zach Zang Show can be alive on Amazon music Switch

43:20

channel where you at? Are you hanging

43:23

out with us today? Any guests coming

43:25

up for the rest of the week? Do you

43:27

know? Yeah, Dan? Who do we have tomorrow? Joey's

43:31

Valens and Brae all

43:33

right And

43:38

then on Thursday no one on Thursday we

43:40

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43:43

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43:48

Next week's gonna be a really big week So you better

43:50

keep it locked to the Zach Zang Show on every and

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43:54

couple days a really big interview. Yep That's gonna hit next

43:56

week also a lot of other big guests on the way

43:59

to quick. Hello to stay and Palm Springs. What's up

44:01

Stan? I'm back from there. Yeah, I would love

44:03

to get a house there. I love Palm Springs

44:05

with every fiber of my being and I do

44:07

plan on getting a house there one day. That

44:09

won't be my primary residence, but I'll be there. And

44:12

you got two house money? I think you're in debt.

44:14

It changes by the hour. By

44:17

the way, welcome to America. You'd

44:20

love to say the debt is the American dream. Look

44:22

at how many it is. You're living the high life

44:24

over there. Yes, maybe. In the

44:27

red. You tell me most billionaires,

44:30

what's that guy on TikTok? He's like

44:32

rich dad, poor dad. He's

44:34

all like debt, debt, debt, debt, debt. Breaking

44:37

news, I think he's falling for

44:39

bankruptcy. Yeah, he's living a pretty

44:41

lavish life, man. Until the

44:43

bankruptcy. Yeah. He's old, so.

44:46

Yeah, well. So if you die with your debt, it

44:48

just goes away. Nobody ever has to cover that one.

44:50

Well, yeah. Google that. No, I think it gets

44:52

passed down to your next to Ken. Not if

44:54

you don't have kids. Hey! Or

44:57

your wife. Well. She's

44:59

going out with me. Yep. We're going out together,

45:01

Jordan. Truthfully,

45:04

I have thought about that. Like, you know what? If I'm

45:06

90 and still on this earth, I'm just going to swipe

45:08

like crazy. Who

45:17

cares? Go out with a lot of debt. Yeah. So

45:20

you're going to live like I lived today. Yeah. Exactly.

45:24

And according to the way you think about it, there's a

45:26

lot of people in America in debt. Yeah. So

45:29

that means that a lot of people in

45:31

America are actually rich and they just don't

45:33

know it. That's a debt. No,

45:35

I think – no, not at all. No, no. I

45:38

think some people have the ability to play

45:40

the debt wealth system and the bank

45:42

system based on assets they were probably able

45:44

to acquire at a certain moment

45:47

in life. And through

45:49

that, they're able to use somebody

45:51

else's money to live. Right?

45:54

Right. Don't you eventually

45:56

have to pay those people back? No, they

45:58

can't catch you, Dan. Dude, run.

46:00

I'm telling you, if you ignore every phone

46:02

call you get, it's like you don't exist.

46:09

The dangerous game you're playing, man. I'm telling

46:11

you, it's a dangerous game. You

46:13

got Dave Ramsey. I love how I've like set up

46:15

this whole like a... It's

46:19

so funny. You know, I'm doing... I don't want

46:21

to talk about it too much, but I'm doing

46:23

some event for... Oh

46:26

yeah. A bank where they want you to talk

46:28

about money. I wonder if these are the conversations

46:30

that landed me that good. No, they're bringing you

46:32

as the bad example. You know, it's like it's

46:35

either gonna be that or it's like this is

46:37

what, you know, this is what our guy's using.

46:39

They have no idea. All that's going right to

46:41

credit card debt to a big thanks to them.

46:45

Oh man. Love

46:47

it. How you doing over there, Dan? Good.

46:50

You hear about these Beatles movies? Black

46:52

Beatles in the City. No. The Black

46:54

Beatles Challenge. No. The

46:56

Mannequin Challenge with the Black Beatles Song on by Ray Shriver

46:58

and everybody just froze. Well,

47:01

I'm talking about the original Beatles. I thought you were gonna

47:03

do it. Band. You

47:06

know. Black Beatles in the City. Hey.

47:09

I'm not doing that. Oh, you thought,

47:11

man. Come on, man. Take a hike.

47:14

Yes, and. Yeah. Shout out Ariana

47:16

Grande. Me committing to

47:18

the bit is saying this is an old bit. You

47:21

know, we don't have to talk about things that are

47:23

really bad that you never come back. Everything comes back

47:25

around. Everything comes back around. Yeah, but I think it's

47:27

a bit long. We're just ahead of it all. By

47:30

the way, I think things come back around. Good

47:32

things that go away come back around. Some things

47:35

are meant to be left in the past, including

47:37

the Mannequin Challenge. Wow. I

47:39

had a blast at the Mannequin Challenge. I

47:41

can imagine you really curated. Yeah, because I

47:44

enjoy fun things. Oh, excuse me. And you

47:46

know, I like to do. I like to plank on things. Yeah,

47:49

planking is fun. You criticize me for planking. That's

47:51

a great prank, isn't it? Look what I can

47:53

do. Lay on something. I actually unfollowed somebody on

47:55

my Instagram the other day because they're still trying

47:57

to make the plank thing happen. I'm

48:00

like dude, I can I respect the

48:02

commitment eventually go eventually they'll be ahead

48:04

of ahead of the curve if they

48:06

keep doing it But again, Dan already

48:09

are yeah, they're good things come back.

48:11

Well, are you the are you the?

48:15

No, but I do have an understanding of

48:17

the temperature culture Oh, they're

48:19

trying to say and where you're thinking you're trying

48:21

to say I'm like am I the keeper of

48:24

cool? Yeah, no, dude, but I'm I'm I'm

48:26

the I Can

48:30

read the room No,

48:38

I can read the room I understand and

48:40

the room is culture. Yeah, but your

48:43

trim rating right now It's really

48:45

y'all think a bullshit. Yeah Good

48:48

all right, maybe leave me and I do

48:50

think Carlos understands me. Oh, right see Prince

48:52

on days How

48:55

are we doing right now? I

48:58

get you Wow You

49:03

go to Jordan you go to Jordan Carlos, you know, they'll

49:05

be a little nicer Me and Karen will tell you how

49:08

it is. I think I heard him talking about debt. I

49:10

need to be honest The

49:17

worst image of our chips finances operate

49:19

which is a totally separate thing that I don't have

49:21

access to Trust

49:25

me it was designed that way Got

49:28

a dollar spend a dollar actually exactly you got a dollar

49:30

spend two dollars I can imagine like you

49:32

must have saved so much money cuz Dan lives so minimal

49:35

Yeah, you don't need a lot of things in life.

49:37

Also, by the way, no, it's Zach make a

49:40

dollar borrow for So

49:44

right now, okay, though Well eventually

49:46

it all comes back his money comes back. So then you just

49:48

pay it all off and you start again I'm waiting for that

49:50

day. It's coming soon. I'm standing by

49:52

I can Send that for years. I'm

49:54

telling you I'm gonna be lighter my step Wait,

49:58

what does that mean? Does that mean you're gonna? Payback

50:00

the debt or gonna spend less. I don't really

50:02

understand. Well pay back debt and then spend less

50:04

because I do think you can't help yourself like

50:06

Well, I'm not here's all tell you tell me

50:08

well, maybe you're right a little bit Because

50:13

I've been torn right like here's this for

50:16

the sake of transparency He's

50:21

kind of in the brogus I've ever been I've

50:24

been leaving with so like like dude, I

50:26

eat the snacks at the studio to survive

50:30

I live very minimally. No, you don't

50:32

see I have been no you haven't

50:34

brother If you look at how little

50:36

I spend the last couple of weeks

50:38

he has kind of been Yeah, my

50:40

thought is like once I clean slate

50:42

if I just live this way, right

50:45

and then rewards occasionally I'll

50:48

be better. Yeah, you know every couple hours now.

50:50

I figured it out. I Totally

50:52

off the chips the Sun

50:55

ships dude I know like I feel like everybody who

50:57

we work with has been judging me for the amount

50:59

of Sun chips I've been eating but it's like dude.

51:01

This is my fucking lunch and dinner and my brekkie

51:04

Okay Chips

51:09

for you Santa. Well, I've been trying to stay for quite

51:11

a while now. I'm on a tangent brother I know keep

51:13

going you know you finish well I can go for the

51:15

next hour and a half if that's what you feel like

51:17

it's not sorry go for it No, I'm it You

51:22

are eating fun chips yes, but

51:24

you're offsetting that by buying 400 bouquet of

51:26

the flowers Well you're buying a ton

51:29

of balloons, which I understand are celebrations But every day you

51:31

find a reason like oh, I need to buy this for

51:33

this well That's where I mean a little bit of

51:35

a pickle, right? So

51:38

you're eating the Sun ships, but you're buying every

51:40

flower in California Yeah, well, so I've like somehow

51:42

wrote myself into like I'm hosting a hibachi dinner

51:45

I That

51:49

totally I mean like you

51:51

know we'll figure out how to write it off Talking

51:54

about some work that I write off swear because

51:56

if so I'm down Write

51:59

it off Uh, does it mean you don't

52:01

spend the money? Um,

52:04

but that being said, I've committed

52:07

to a few things. That's kinda like I gotta

52:09

get through these commitments. Like

52:11

the hibachi dinner. Um, and

52:14

then I can clean slate. Okay. Yeah,

52:16

let's do it. Thank you so much for believing

52:19

in me, guys. By the way, I really am.

52:21

You're calling Dave Ramsey. Yeah. Well,

52:23

for him to just yell at me. He would do that.

52:25

Definitely, right? But he would encourage you to keep living

52:27

off of sun chips, you know? Which I'm

52:29

down for. He would, that would be his M.O. I

52:31

just don't want anyone to judge me because I know, I know

52:34

people, like maybe Kelce a little bit. Maybe Sam, were

52:36

you judging me watching me eat all the sun chips?

52:39

No, because I also love sun chips. Okay, I think we all love

52:42

sun chips. By the way, shout out to sun chips.

52:45

I'm not judging you for eating the sun

52:47

chips. I'm judging you for the other side

52:49

of the argument. The wasting

52:51

the money on all this dumb stuff that you don't

52:53

need to be wasting your money on. Well, I'm getting

52:55

better, brother. No, you're not. I'm working on getting better,

52:57

brother. I'm not getting better. Well, it's that I just

52:59

gotta keep working. Like you don't, you know what you,

53:01

well, you have been working a lot and it's, it's

53:03

not. Well, I gotta

53:06

work more. Just get a crap. What I'm

53:08

saying is you don't need the music maker

53:10

machine. What is that thing called? It's a

53:12

jukebox. You don't need the jukebox. I like

53:14

it. I like a lot

53:16

of things that cost money, but there's reason I

53:18

don't buy them. Yeah, but I also have OCD.

53:20

So the worst thing I ever did was, was

53:22

move myself into a smaller house, which is still

53:24

bigger than the last house I was in, which

53:26

is like an apartment. That doesn't add up. Okay.

53:29

I move myself into a smaller house, but it's

53:31

bigger than the previous house. So there's room. There's

53:33

more room. I see what you're saying. Yeah,

53:35

I feel compelled to fill it. And

53:37

if I see empty space, I get anxious about it. That's

53:39

very much a thing. And you know, I got to say,

53:41

very much a thing. Cam's wife gave me a great compliment

53:43

when she came to the house. She said, everything feels intentional.

53:46

Thank you. Yeah, it does. I'm gonna have to

53:48

talk to her about that. It does. It

53:51

does. It does. But

53:54

at the end of the day, I just had to fill up. I

53:56

didn't want to overfill, but I need to fill it. And

53:59

by the way, the cheapest. It's way too filletous with plants and I've

54:01

done that. I feel like sometimes they live in

54:03

a jungle. That's a very common thing

54:05

that people experience. When they get a bigger place,

54:07

they just fill it. Feel

54:09

compelled. Yeah. And by the

54:11

way, there's still a feeling to go. I

54:14

think I read about that on, no, I watched it

54:16

on hoarders. That's where it's familiar

54:18

to me. I'll tell you this, I do have,

54:20

I do come from a line of hoarders. Yeah,

54:22

I don't think you hoard though to be fair.

54:25

No, my mom hoarded though growing up. Not

54:28

like that, it wasn't messy, like dirty. It was like

54:31

collections and stuff. Collections,

54:33

clothes, like dumb shit. I

54:35

had an aunt that kept

54:37

every receipt to everything she bought. She never

54:39

did that, that's wild. See, this was

54:41

just like she'd find good deals and feel compelled to

54:44

buy them. I do that. I

54:46

have so many clothes. I

54:48

have every cut and color of

54:50

jeans one could imagine because I just found them

54:52

and I have to have them. Yeah,

54:54

that's... But don't you ever look in your closet and think there's

54:56

too much stuff in here and I haven't worn this pair of

54:58

jeans in years? Brother. Yeah, no, I

55:00

turned my bookshelf into a jeans rack. That's

55:02

too many jeans. You can only wear one or two pairs. My

55:05

mom took over two rooms in the house and this was

55:07

after getting rid of a mass amount of clothes. Like

55:09

it's crazy. I can't begin to explain

55:12

to you. Somebody just sent me a meme and

55:14

the first person's opening adorn says welcome to my

55:16

home and the person responds by saying, where do

55:18

you keep all the birthday cards I've sent you?

55:22

It's like people, you don't need to keep every

55:24

birthday card or Christmas card, like throw it out.

55:26

I'm like, oh my goodness, my boyfriend got a

55:28

bunch of birthday cards this morning and the cards

55:31

that you can get in Australia are big. They're

55:34

like books. Really? Yeah, they're big,

55:36

like the size of your freaking computer, laptop screen. I

55:38

hate buying cards. Cards are a waste of money. It's

55:40

a waste of money. Well, he displayed them

55:42

in our room. That's why it was really nice. So sweet. Okay,

55:44

but what are you going to do with them? Okay, keep

55:46

them up for a week or two. Then what are you

55:49

going to do with them? Put them in a box and

55:51

they just collect them. Well, maybe save them and then you

55:53

know, you can look back and be reminded of memories that

55:55

you're looking at your loved ones handwriting be transported back and

55:57

here's the deal. My mom would send me cars and I

55:59

wish I kept them. And I didn't I

56:01

you know what if I can go back. I would on the card

56:03

front. I'm team Zach you are I am me

56:06

To me keeping a lot of cards is like filming

56:08

every concert you go to If

56:11

the only difference is you know the person writing you

56:13

the card and I know the person on stage performing

56:16

well to say Hey, not really who are you like?

56:20

It's you know them. It's just a bunch of

56:22

videos. They're gonna sit on your phone You're never

56:24

gonna watch and it's just a bunch of cards

56:26

that are sitting in a box that you're now

56:28

I think you save the cards for the people

56:30

that matter the most to you Yeah is my

56:32

my perspective on it because it's kind of like

56:34

looking back at my yearbook you look at the

56:36

what was written And you go this was that

56:38

time in my life or whatever and I'll say

56:41

this my best friend Stephanie She passed away from

56:43

cystic fibrosis and she would hand write cards and

56:45

she would hand create cards and

56:47

for me There's some of the fondest memories I have

56:49

of her and they mean everything to

56:51

me All right, my friend Craig has the same thing from

56:53

her and it means the most to him Cards

56:55

mean something to someone there's a difference between somebody

56:58

took the time and effort to create and make

57:00

an entire car But people writing in the hard

57:02

dude my mom would write freaking books in them

57:04

Even like with my my boyfriend's birthday card today.

57:06

I'm feeling a lot of pressure Like

57:09

to write something good. I'll say this

57:11

then I agree with you on Christmas

57:13

cards Like when they

57:15

just come there generic they don't really mean anything. I'm

57:18

like okay, whatever But if it's

57:20

like a birthday or something else like

57:23

when I got married we got cards with very nice things

57:25

in them I Think I threw them

57:28

away now But there's some of them that

57:30

I kept because they mean There's certain ones

57:32

that mean something to me not all of them

57:34

not all of them rule Like you shouldn't be

57:36

keeping cards that you say hey happy birthday. Thanks.

57:38

Love you, but right Well, you know you keep

57:40

things that have like real passages in them that

57:43

have meaning and substance to them I'm

57:45

not crazy. You don't have to view if it

57:48

doesn't mean anything to you, but

57:50

I get I get what you're saying Yeah,

57:52

I agree. All right. Well good disagree.

57:54

So we convince you then no, I'm gonna keep

57:57

the cards. Absolutely not I don't want you know.

57:59

I don't want people to waste their money Money on cards and sending me

58:01

because then you have to go to CVS by cards like $9

58:03

put it in the mail send it To me and I just

58:05

look at it rip it up and throw it away. It is

58:07

kind of yeah, I guess that you rip it up Yeah,

58:10

for some reason no matter what I throw in the trash

58:12

like a card recycling mail I always like rip it into

58:14

fours. I do too just in case there's like a break-in

58:16

Yeah, it's some kind of information off the card that might

58:18

be you know, I always rip in sir Why throw them

58:21

out you shred them? I don't have a

58:23

paper shredder, but it sounds kind of nice But I said I want

58:25

to buy one of those so you just rip it myself. I sure

58:27

I do that too Yeah, everyone knows you cannot put

58:29

together four pieces of rip paper.

58:31

No, no once you're up before times nobody can

58:33

find you This

58:37

is some breaking breaking big news there's

58:40

gonna be four Beatles movies and black

58:42

Beatles in the city Paul

58:45

McCartney Ringo star in the families of John

58:47

Lennon and George Harrison have all grange of

58:49

permission and the music for the four films

58:51

And the way this is gonna go down

58:53

is it's gonna be movies from all four

58:56

perspectives I think this is awesome really genius

58:58

Not clear whether the four films will be

59:00

released at once or have just like a

59:02

staggered rollout But Sony said that they are

59:04

gonna have an innovative release cadence, which would

59:06

be announced at a later date I'm really

59:08

interested in what they're doing here. We do

59:10

know we do know that they're going to be

59:12

released in the same year I don't

59:14

know if it'll be spread throughout the year or if

59:17

it's like let's put them all at once But imagine

59:19

you do this and like you see one in January

59:21

then you see one in April I love it again

59:23

in July and then it won a crit I think

59:25

it's such a cool idea and the wicked movie is

59:27

gonna be in two parts. I'm down for this I'm

59:29

getting used to it. Do you remember it like years

59:31

a couple years ago? They came out with that movie

59:33

boyhood and people didn't really like

59:35

the movie, but I thought the concept was really

59:37

cool They filmed with the cast. Oh, well a

59:39

couple weeks every year for like ten years Yeah,

59:42

and you see people age and that

59:44

was so cool. So experimental stuff like

59:47

this. I think is really interesting Maybe

59:49

I wasn't fully understanding or listening. So

59:51

it's the same movie from every Beatles

59:54

perspective or like this the journey

59:56

of the Beatles It's gonna be different movies.

59:58

He's different from different people's perspective Similar

1:00:00

stories, though, I think. Well, they're going through probably

1:00:02

the same situation. But have they been filming forever

1:00:05

because, like, how are you going to get –

1:00:08

two of them aren't alive? No, no, no. It's

1:00:10

not a documentary. Oh, it's

1:00:12

an actual movie. Yeah, yeah. Jesus.

1:00:15

Or maybe they use AI to bring them back. I don't

1:00:17

know. I mean, it's – You never know. If it's a

1:00:19

movie, you can ask Paul McCartney, was this true or not?

1:00:21

You can't ask. Well,

1:00:24

all the families and all the living

1:00:26

members of the Beatles have signed off on it, and they're

1:00:28

granting rights and music rights to it. So

1:00:30

my hope is that there's some validity to

1:00:33

the story. And the director is Sir Sam

1:00:35

Mendes. Oh, Sean's father. Speaking

1:00:41

of movie stuff, there was a Star Wars script that

1:00:43

was left behind in somebody's apartment. They

1:00:45

found it. It was in London, 1976. That's

1:00:50

when the filming went down there. And they

1:00:52

ended up selling it just

1:00:54

the other week for $13,500. I'm

1:00:57

surprised it didn't go for way more. So this was

1:00:59

an uncompleted script, right? And it was found in –

1:01:02

Harrison Ford's old apartment that

1:01:04

he was staying in when they were filming. Now they

1:01:06

have that stuff under lock and key so much

1:01:09

more. It sucks. The

1:01:11

chance of that happening, it's usually

1:01:13

all digital scripts in that phase of production.

1:01:16

This movie even got made, or is this like a rough one? Yeah.

1:01:19

This was a fourth draft of the script

1:01:21

for what would end up becoming episode five?

1:01:23

Four? Which one was it? Episode four, A

1:01:25

New Hope. Yeah, so the

1:01:27

first Star Wars movie. And it actually includes

1:01:30

the original title, The Adventures of Luke Starkiller.

1:01:33

That was his real name? Luke Skywalker used

1:01:35

to be Luke – His original name, not

1:01:37

his real name. His original name. So the

1:01:39

real name's Luke Starkiller, and they changed it

1:01:41

to Luke Skywalker. So from his birth

1:01:43

name to his nickname. Yeah,

1:01:45

Skywalker is such a better name than Starkiller. I'm really

1:01:47

surprised it didn't get more than 13 grand. Well,

1:01:51

it sold with a bunch of other stuff, too. He

1:01:53

left behind other personal items, including a

1:01:55

Star Wars shooting schedule with a hand-written note on

1:01:57

it. That sold for how much you think?

1:02:00

Oh, so it all sold separately. Yeah, I'm gonna say

1:02:02

that schedule was a thousand bucks. They're locked

1:02:04

in 100 you're locked over 2500

1:02:07

toward you can't play Carlos sweet

1:02:09

prince in the virus on the control room

1:02:11

What do you think? I'm gonna

1:02:13

say 3000 you're locked in Sam. I

1:02:16

I know the answer so I can't Chat,

1:02:18

what do you think? I'll tell you $6,000

1:02:21

that's a lot Star Wars shooting scheduled a

1:02:24

handwritten note six grand damn That's a lot

1:02:26

and then there was a letter from Harrison

1:02:28

Ford's agent It's

1:02:30

interesting in the letter She

1:02:33

actually goes after him from not reaching out to his wife.

1:02:36

That's over 223 bucks Because

1:02:39

my here's a Calista flockhart, right? Alright,

1:02:42

what is it? What Calista

1:02:44

flockhart? Person's

1:02:46

name. Okay. Yeah, what's this name? It's kind

1:02:48

of like Luke Stark killer Like

1:02:52

a character I didn't ever heard that before I

1:02:55

Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm right now trying

1:02:58

to like keep two things in there for my

1:03:00

boyfriend. He's birthday It is yeah, happy birthday if

1:03:02

he's watching I

1:03:04

can't tell you what it is. He's probably not watching But

1:03:07

I'm just like trying to like make

1:03:10

it keep it keep things a secret. You know what I

1:03:12

mean? Yeah That's

1:03:15

what's stressing you out. Yeah, like just don't know give me

1:03:17

some support. What's the margarita? What am I what should I

1:03:19

do to support you? I support you

1:03:21

surprising your boyfriend with something. I think a pound the

1:03:23

back could mean a lot You're too far away from

1:03:26

it. Okay, there's way too many chords over here. Oh,

1:03:28

okay fuck off Star

1:03:32

Wars to I'm stressed about the birthday to you're not

1:03:34

supporting me Zach when was the

1:03:36

last time we'll get back into this pop quiz after I asked

1:03:38

one more question When was the

1:03:40

last time you like woke up

1:03:42

or spent an entire day not stressed

1:03:44

out or overthinking about something? I Can't

1:03:47

tell you that's a ridiculous question every day. I

1:03:50

think about something over and over again I mean,

1:03:52

I gotta be honest. I don't I can't think

1:03:54

of the last day. I didn't do that. Yeah,

1:03:57

can you? Yeah, well if it's

1:03:59

not like Cut clips or prep for

1:04:01

an interview a lot of days. I eliminate all

1:04:03

those things for my life How

1:04:06

do you eliminate it don't get myself

1:04:09

involved Don't

1:04:12

sit alone. I just don't Don't

1:04:15

do what you do. Sometimes you get

1:04:17

involved though. No, I don't even intend Yeah,

1:04:19

sometimes you get involved people bring you into things. We have to know

1:04:21

how to get out of them What's your

1:04:23

what's your go-to? No, this is not my promise yours That's

1:04:26

what you just say do you walk away like this

1:04:28

is for you not for me don't bring me in

1:04:30

Roger that Yeah, it doesn't really

1:04:32

work with family like that. Yeah kind of anyway.

1:04:35

I guess I can sometimes yeah Well not

1:04:37

working for me, baby. I'm not working for me.

1:04:39

I'm just trying to make everybody happy. You're almost

1:04:41

there You're almost there. Yeah, dude. I think like

1:04:43

once I get over this birthday hump my family

1:04:45

leaves like my mom gets out of there I

1:04:48

love I love I love my

1:04:50

boyfriend sister and his aunt I

1:04:54

really see them as my own family. I love

1:04:56

my mom, but she is something else. It's a

1:04:58

lot of family at one time Got it. Yeah,

1:05:00

I'm a one time. Well. I was gonna be

1:05:02

there for two months. That's crazy. What was this

1:05:04

Bridget? Did you time

1:05:06

traveler I was gonna get into it? I was

1:05:08

gonna bridge the gap somehow Cameron You even give me

1:05:10

the challenge you can bridge it if you want we

1:05:12

just teased it an hour ago Yeah, I don't really

1:05:15

know the story. Oh you're reaching for some info. Yeah,

1:05:17

she's a time traveler brother This is the theory that

1:05:19

I'm interested in because I've heard She started

1:05:21

a company and she used to be a Disney char But

1:05:24

the time traveling thing I'm like what is that

1:05:26

okay, so let's go over everything that she's done

1:05:28

Yeah, right cuz there's a lot of stuff here

1:05:30

a lot of stuff obviously

1:05:32

Bridget Manler star of Good Luck Charlie

1:05:34

I'm Disney Channel, and I was

1:05:37

very much brought up to speed by my boyfriend

1:05:39

who really believes The conspiracy

1:05:41

that I'm about to share with everybody okay,

1:05:43

right She's a Disney

1:05:45

Channel superstar Has a music career

1:05:47

does her thing you believe like she studies

1:05:49

to be a nurse at one point But

1:05:51

she ends up really going to Harvard where

1:05:53

she studies two things Correct

1:05:56

she ends up studying at well at

1:05:58

MIT and Harvard Law So

1:06:00

she gets like a PhD and

1:06:03

a law degree. Okay, super casual

1:06:06

not casual one bit on top

1:06:09

of that She

1:06:11

somehow manages to start

1:06:13

a Well, but like

1:06:16

think about this for a second. Okay, just think about it with

1:06:18

me for thinking about it. We're thinking How

1:06:20

does one get a PhD

1:06:22

from MIT? And

1:06:25

get a law degree from Harvard at

1:06:27

the same time Wait a

1:06:29

second. So she was you you

1:06:31

don't mean one and then the other literally

1:06:33

the same time He was a sense. Yeah, I'm pretty

1:06:35

sure she did at the same time or close to

1:06:37

okay think about that for a second

1:06:39

That's a lot of work, right? Well, I think it's

1:06:41

like when you hear about a kid going to college

1:06:43

at 13 years old It's like how do you even

1:06:46

do that? I? Get

1:06:48

it. I totally understand It's

1:06:51

hard Anyhow, she

1:06:54

starts a I'm just laying the

1:06:56

case here I just want I just want to plant it

1:06:58

in your brain. Why are you closing your eyes? Because

1:07:02

I'm just really under sleep. I don't

1:07:04

understand. I spent a lot of time

1:07:06

this morning Yeah, just watching TikTok videos

1:07:09

on Bridgett menler Okay, and there is there

1:07:11

is proof to support that she's a time

1:07:13

traveler and her company Norwood space Which is

1:07:15

a startup that she is now the CEO

1:07:17

and founder of yeah Which has a mission

1:07:19

to make it easier for normal people to

1:07:21

connect to satellites up in space That's the

1:07:23

basic function of the company right as you're

1:07:25

saying Jordan. Yeah, correct. Well, I

1:07:28

do the conspiracy before we enter it This is a

1:07:30

conspiracy that she had a time traveler. Yeah, that's what

1:07:32

I'm to okay. Um, I believe

1:07:34

that she's in her two founders other founders of the

1:07:36

two people who are working with her on the startup

1:07:38

or They have access to

1:07:40

it. They have access to Time

1:07:43

travel time travel. They are building a

1:07:45

time machine actively and it links to

1:07:48

her Twitter profile, right? She keeps her

1:07:50

Twitter profile up to date on who

1:07:52

and what she is right as everything

1:07:54

that she is time traveler remains in

1:07:56

there She does. Well,

1:07:58

I think she actually recently took it out, but

1:08:00

it did say, PhD candidate,

1:08:03

JD candidate, space enthusiast, time

1:08:05

travel, question

1:08:08

mark, question mark. So some may

1:08:10

say she's alluding to the fact that she

1:08:12

might create time travel because she's just that

1:08:14

smart and doing everything. Others

1:08:16

see it as a hint that she, in

1:08:18

fact herself, has been time traveling. Yeah, yeah, because

1:08:20

she can do all this at once, but I do think either

1:08:23

way she has a hand in time travel. What's

1:08:25

your profile, what's her bio say now on Twitter?

1:08:28

I'll have to pull up her current bio. It

1:08:31

says verified time traveler. Whoa.

1:08:33

I don't think it

1:08:35

says that. So, but,

1:08:38

so let me see if I'm getting this right.

1:08:40

So people think she's time traveling because she accomplished so much

1:08:42

in such a little time that almost seems like how can

1:08:45

you be at two places at once? That's not

1:08:47

the only reason, but her bio right

1:08:49

now is just CEO, co-founder at Northwood

1:08:51

Space. Okay. That's it. I

1:08:53

think she just takes, she's taking things out that

1:08:55

she's accomplished. So she accomplished the time travel. She

1:08:57

traveled back in time. She could be close. You

1:09:00

know, I want my leader reaction is to want

1:09:02

to say that's ridiculous, right? But I also feel

1:09:04

like if somebody discovered time

1:09:06

travel, they would kind

1:09:08

of do it inconspicuously at first. Oh,

1:09:11

but also leave you a little like crumbs and

1:09:13

who would do it but a Disney Channel star?

1:09:16

Come on. Well, the theory

1:09:18

I've heard is that she

1:09:20

discovered time travel and went

1:09:22

back to become a Disney star to

1:09:24

gain the trust of all of us

1:09:26

like young generation. Yeah. So

1:09:29

that once we grew up and we're in charge

1:09:31

of the world, we would trust her and look

1:09:35

up to her as like this person

1:09:37

who, who advised us when we were

1:09:39

kids and is now advising us on what we should

1:09:41

do with our planet. Sounds like a D com

1:09:43

in the making. Yeah, it does. A long time traveler.

1:09:46

Yeah. And her music

1:09:49

ties into it somehow. I forget how, but it does.

1:09:52

Okay, so I have a question. What is her

1:09:54

agenda? I don't know. I do. Good.

1:09:57

Yeah. It's only good creating good. Oh,

1:09:59

yeah. We don't have enough of it. Wait

1:10:02

without saving the world So

1:10:04

what so it starts with talking to

1:10:06

satellites and then what maybe

1:10:09

I don't like could be like the front So it's

1:10:11

so if I'm picking if I'm picking this up where

1:10:13

you guys are putting it down She

1:10:16

she's already lit She's already been to

1:10:18

the future and she already knows what's coming But

1:10:20

she traveled back to become a Disney Channel start

1:10:22

again our trust and now she's just appearing today

1:10:24

to say hey I've created satellites or something right

1:10:26

already planting the seeds for what's coming next She's

1:10:29

a hundred years in the future. She knows what's happening. Well,

1:10:31

that's one theory. I do think that I mean I'm

1:10:34

in I'm in you're in I'm in you

1:10:36

think it's real. Yeah Yeah,

1:10:39

I'm in I'm in I'm in Bridgette Midler's living a

1:10:41

hundred years from now. I'm in she's just stopping by

1:10:43

real quick to say satellites No, I

1:10:45

get it. I get it no offense if I

1:10:47

time-traveled. I wouldn't choose good luck Charlie. Okay? I

1:10:51

was a baby that really going after us early.

1:10:53

Yeah, but I would choose maybe I don't know

1:10:55

xenon or Not to the

1:10:57

iris. Yeah, you think yeah Yeah,

1:11:00

you know look at the Irish all dude. You can't

1:11:02

trust the leprechaun as far as you can throw him.

1:11:04

Oh Okay, cuz you

1:11:07

can't catch him. So you think just so good

1:11:09

luck Charlie is the perfect cover. Yes. It's a

1:11:11

family There's a baby. There's a dog. I think

1:11:14

Interesting. Okay, there's a dog that's dog with

1:11:16

a blog. Yeah Everybody

1:11:19

knows that that's airbud What

1:11:22

do you hi Dog with a

1:11:24

blog is not airbud time travel back and

1:11:26

change your answer to that. I'm sold. I'm

1:11:28

into it I'm yellowed Bridget man there. Yeah,

1:11:30

Luna look she could have been in fill

1:11:33

the future she Again,

1:11:35

dude to all the

1:11:37

news. Why would you ever do that? Yeah, that's true

1:11:39

That would have been too on the nose Mart house

1:11:41

I've been a good one to pick again to on

1:11:43

the nose also like let's think about how futuristic Disney

1:11:46

Channel original movies were they were And

1:11:49

Bridget Miller was on our show many years ago ten

1:11:51

years ago. Hmm. Well, no, well,

1:11:53

hang on. Oh, wait That

1:11:56

was part of the place she went back she

1:11:59

heard this conversation Oh, she's really educated and

1:12:01

he's already got and she went back ten years and she's

1:12:03

like this is part of the plan Oh

1:12:05

my god, you're in here.

1:12:07

Holy crap. So I like actually kind

1:12:09

of believe it. Do you I feel like she's actually

1:12:12

gonna save us From like World War three and

1:12:14

letting us communicate with satellites Disney Channel

1:12:16

actress Bridgett Menler is going to save

1:12:18

us from World War three Yes,

1:12:21

I think that the

1:12:23

next like thing that's gonna happen similar to

1:12:25

the zombie movies are aliens and

1:12:27

I think that We're

1:12:29

gonna have to communicate them as civilian communicate

1:12:32

with them as civilians and can't just let

1:12:34

our corrupt government leaders do all that We

1:12:36

have to get in there. She is making

1:12:38

a company making that possible for us I'm

1:12:41

not gonna lie. That was pretty decent point. Thank

1:12:44

you Wow, I think I'm kind of on board

1:12:46

now to the bird at the plane. No, it's

1:12:48

Bridgett Menler Yeah, well, she raised

1:12:50

six million dollars in initial funding. That's

1:12:52

not enough Well, that's imagine what she has

1:12:54

a hundred years from now. She already has it. It's

1:12:57

true. She's gonna be rich Doing

1:12:59

the satellites thing Norwood bait Northwood Northwood.

1:13:01

Sorry You're gonna mass

1:13:03

produce ground stations. Hang on a second.

1:13:06

She also announced correct me if I'm wrong that

1:13:08

she adopted a child Yeah, yeah

1:13:11

for your boy space Okay,

1:13:13

stop that no, no, but they

1:13:16

live among us. That would be a perfect thing for

1:13:19

her to do. That's true We don't have

1:13:21

any knowledge about where this

1:13:23

child is from this. That's what I'm Fostering

1:13:26

the baby in 2021. Yeah, it's

1:13:28

four year old boy and near Christmas of 2022. What if it's

1:13:30

over? They

1:13:33

made the adoption official. What if she found

1:13:35

this on Mars or like yeah, what another

1:13:37

galaxy was never heard of what cut it

1:13:39

out What what if the kid doesn't have

1:13:41

a belly button like Kyle XY? Yeah Alien

1:13:46

I think so good way. No stop It's

1:13:48

not and maybe we didn't announce it for three years

1:13:51

Well, I guess you would have known but she had

1:13:53

to see if aliens could survive on earth. Yep This

1:13:56

is crazy. I'm ending this conspiracy right here right now,

1:13:58

but I Hand-in-time travel

1:14:01

why is it aggravating you now? I don't like that

1:14:03

we bring the child into it Let the baby live

1:14:06

we are I didn't say kill We

1:14:11

think this is amazing yeah, oh yeah, I

1:14:13

think it's great analyzing the baby You

1:14:15

gotta listen you got to analyze every aspect of this

1:14:17

story to figure out what's going on Yeah, I feel

1:14:20

like we planted a new conspiracy and Dan and I

1:14:22

don't know if this is gonna be healthy for you

1:14:25

My favorite to see how it plays out yeah Gonna lead

1:14:27

you to have it a wall dedicated to bridge a man

1:14:29

or your house Yeah, open up my

1:14:31

claws and that's what's dedicated to like I'll get

1:14:33

fat. Yeah my hair Dude

1:14:37

I love that's crazy. This is amazing.

1:14:40

I actually really like this. I'm curious to see how it'll

1:14:42

play out Yeah, the next hundred years or so yeah, well

1:14:44

we might not even be alive to see the ending which

1:14:46

sucks Yeah, that kind of blows not gonna lie. Yeah, we're

1:14:49

part of it. I'll be here now

1:14:51

you know so much younger than all of you microphone

1:14:59

She told me I was gonna die before she'd said all

1:15:01

three of us are gonna die I guess

1:15:03

we all are she's right. Yeah, I'm not a crazy

1:15:05

mother can help me. We're all gonna live forever I

1:15:07

hate this so we can all die at any time

1:15:09

right talking about any this walk walk on the woods

1:15:12

You're gonna outlive us all back Now

1:15:17

we know she's lying That

1:15:20

is a healthy lifestyle Sorry, I

1:15:23

wonder if the man who is missing

1:15:25

a leg that was near G subway

1:15:28

That's a healthy lifestyle No,

1:15:30

seriously the NYPD is looking for the end of our

1:15:33

lost leg. It's a real one It's

1:15:35

in disembodied human leg is found Saturday

1:15:37

along the number four subway line in

1:15:39

Brooklyn Heard of it four

1:15:41

five six It's unclear how the leg ended up

1:15:43

on the subway line or what happened

1:15:46

to the person that the leg belonged to but the medical

1:15:48

examiner As the body part and currently

1:15:50

running tests to find out who it's from I guess

1:15:53

they assume the person still a lot I That's

1:15:57

a that's a lofty expectation. No dude. I

1:15:59

have no feeling in the NYPD. So,

1:16:01

you know, I'm from New Jersey. We worked in

1:16:03

New York City a long time, and I

1:16:07

saw a video from the local news

1:16:09

station that the Tri-State area shares, and

1:16:12

it's of the New York Police Department

1:16:15

dance team

1:16:19

looking like the worst Zumba class I've

1:16:21

ever seen. Looking like a

1:16:23

Zumba class of people

1:16:25

who do not know how to catch a rhythm

1:16:27

and carry a rhythm and hold the move to

1:16:29

save their lives. Literally. Have

1:16:31

you seen the video? No. Sam, can you pull

1:16:34

up the video? Just search

1:16:36

an NYPD dance team. It

1:16:38

is ridiculous. And you know what?

1:16:40

They were bragging about how often they practice. They're

1:16:43

practicing for like three days a week, three

1:16:45

hours a day. So you're thinking that this

1:16:47

was related to the leg incident? All I'm

1:16:49

saying is they dance their leg off. How

1:16:52

did you get to where you

1:16:54

are? They just have no confidence in them finding

1:16:56

out who the leg belongs to. That's what I'm

1:16:59

saying. Yeah, I mean, I also think like imagine

1:17:01

how many things they find down there. Yeah, there

1:17:03

has to be so much stuff. To them, it's

1:17:05

just the leg. I don't even think they're looking.

1:17:07

You want to know why? Because they're too busy

1:17:10

dancing and having a band and doing like a

1:17:12

marching band. The NYPD is just, they got their

1:17:14

heads. So many other places. So it's

1:17:16

the police department's fault that they found a leg? Well,

1:17:18

I just think they're not going to find the owner

1:17:20

of the leg. I

1:17:22

also feel like the owner of the leg isn't

1:17:25

looking for it. Yeah.

1:17:27

Well, they probably also know where they left it. No,

1:17:29

or they're not. I

1:17:31

left my leg on the six.

1:17:35

We got the video, Sam. Oh, this is working

1:17:37

on it. One second. Okay. It's a good one,

1:17:39

guys. It's worth the wait. It

1:17:41

better be. Wait, I know our podcast listeners are going

1:17:43

to love hearing it. What

1:17:46

are we about to watch? The Zumba class? Dude,

1:17:48

this is where NYPD time and resources is

1:17:50

going to. Oh, here it is. Okay. Look

1:17:52

at it. I just praced a jersey. Look

1:17:56

at that. My question is, why are they

1:17:58

on a new show in Australia? Yeah,

1:18:00

that's that's pick 11. That's

1:18:02

New York. Huh? He played it. That's something.au

1:18:04

on the top left. I know it's a

1:18:07

website brother Yeah,

1:18:09

I know how to Why would a

1:18:11

New York? News station put an

1:18:13

Australian website on their news. This is going

1:18:15

viral because everybody goes look at New York

1:18:17

City Look at everything that going on there.

1:18:19

Okay. What are they focused on this? Okay,

1:18:21

and then you pads. All right, it's roasted

1:18:24

I'm roasted after watching this. I

1:18:26

have no faith in the city. I really like

1:18:28

those jerseys That's all I can focus on do

1:18:31

you? Yeah, pretty sick. What about their moves? I

1:18:33

mean, they're fine Oh, maybe

1:18:35

people are missing legs in the subway and this

1:18:37

is what the people were supposed to yeah I

1:18:39

don't know how to do it. Yes, they're in

1:18:41

Australia dancing. They're Dancing

1:18:43

they're at a New York City local

1:18:45

news station. My mom watched it.

1:18:47

Yeah, I did too. I'm Australia what

1:18:50

down No, I just like I'm

1:18:52

overthinking the people angry at the New York

1:18:54

City to police department dancing Yeah Like

1:18:57

are these people supposed to just work 24-7 they don't have like live I

1:18:59

think you can't work out like maybe this

1:19:01

is just like the workout class they do

1:19:03

on Saturday morning Okay, you can make the

1:19:05

case that it's like a healthy balance of

1:19:07

work life like bottom with your co-workers Go

1:19:09

do dance classes together and then do

1:19:12

performances in the morning. I don't know man What's

1:19:19

going on it's like, okay go spend time

1:19:21

with your family and I get like yes

1:19:23

You get your time out somehow. I said

1:19:25

take a zoom on your own time Don't

1:19:28

take up news space and then like where

1:19:30

the NYPD logo as you're literally doing I

1:19:32

mean a little weird You can't even do the

1:19:34

Zumba in sync with one another. I think that

1:19:36

yeah, the bigger problem is not NYPD It's picks

1:19:38

11 at saying hey, let's do this vessel today.

1:19:40

It's all bad. It's all bad. Yeah It's

1:19:43

all that there's nothing else picks 11 had that day with

1:19:45

the The Australian dancers

1:19:47

from New York. They were out of it, dude

1:19:50

Speaking of speaking of Australians funny you

1:19:52

mentioned that I have a friend who

1:19:54

will only take workout classes if the

1:19:56

instructors Has an Australian accent. Okay. Well,

1:19:59

that's a weird Yeah, I kind

1:20:01

of get it. There's like I guess there's a workout

1:20:03

thing in Los Angeles where a lot of the instructors

1:20:05

have an Australian accent There's like one or two guys

1:20:07

that are training me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's it And

1:20:09

she will not take the class with the guys that

1:20:11

have the US accent. I totally get

1:20:13

that really Yeah, if it was an American

1:20:15

accent, I'm doing a workout class I'm like

1:20:17

it's a lot of work, but

1:20:19

if the instructors are straight, I'm like this is kind

1:20:21

of charming Yeah, I'll do ten more push-ups push-ups push-ups

1:20:23

I know you were saying that I

1:20:26

know, I gotta get into it It's

1:20:28

so funny the way that people like love

1:20:30

accents You know, it's

1:20:32

like it goes both ways because my boyfriend's

1:20:35

Australian. I live with Australians

1:20:37

Mm-hmm. They love the American accent too. People

1:20:39

in London loved it. Yeah, I was curious

1:20:41

about that They they like the American accent.

1:20:43

Yeah, you live with multiple Australians right now.

1:20:45

I do All right, there's an answer there.

1:20:47

Yeah, you gotta I'll introduce you to his

1:20:49

aunt Linda next week. She is so Australian,

1:20:51

dude Yeah, well make so I'll make somebody

1:20:53

so Australian. Oh, you got a meter mate.

1:20:55

You got a meter. Just call me mate

1:20:57

Yeah, do you put some shrimp on your

1:20:59

Barbie and really you set you up, right?

1:21:01

I don't eat seafood You

1:21:05

may like hers you never know yeah, oh She

1:21:08

may have a crush on you. I'm uncomfortable. Okay, this

1:21:10

is May I

1:21:12

heard a little roomy. Oh, yeah, everyone

1:21:15

has a crush on Dan You know especially when I

1:21:17

go in different countries and I have the accent careful.

1:21:19

She'll put you in her pouch. Yes, you will Joey

1:21:22

in there episode

1:21:24

4 of cam crew I

1:21:28

don't know why you guys that's such a good idea That

1:21:32

is gross, um Gosh,

1:21:35

what was I about to say? Oh, we have voicemails that

1:21:37

we love Hey, I never

1:21:39

tell you about our phone number But you should

1:21:41

put us in your phone if you ever just

1:21:44

want to vent or saying anything that's on your

1:21:46

chest The voicemail exists for you to talk it

1:21:48

through. Mm-hmm. Number is is it

1:21:50

eight one eight two six? two six

1:21:52

two Wait five

1:21:54

one five nine two two four two six two five

1:21:56

one five nine two two. You forget it every time

1:21:58

two six two five or 262515 Zach with an H. What?

1:22:04

Here's what we got. Hey

1:22:07

Zach, wanted to say hi. You guys are

1:22:09

really great. I support the show and

1:22:12

thank you for definitely being in kind

1:22:14

of my life you guys. I could

1:22:16

say okay. Yes,

1:22:19

just learning about the different actors and

1:22:21

actresses and singers and songwriters, it kind

1:22:23

of helps me get through my

1:22:26

day, especially when I'm having a rough day.

1:22:29

But I kind of have nothing else to talk

1:22:31

about other than just the way you guys have

1:22:33

impacted my life. You guys are really

1:22:35

great and I love talking to

1:22:37

you guys. But

1:22:40

listening to the way you guys talk, I

1:22:42

love it when Dan just comes up with

1:22:44

the most random stuff and then there was

1:22:46

one episode that I was listening to that

1:22:48

Cam went off with the buzzer. It was

1:22:51

hilarious. I loved it. Keep doing

1:22:53

what you're doing and hope you have a

1:22:55

wonderful day. See you guys later. Bye. Love

1:22:57

you, love you. And by the way, you are talking with us. This

1:23:00

is a two-way conversation so there's always a seat for you. I

1:23:05

really love and appreciate you. Thank you. What's

1:23:09

next? They just gave

1:23:11

away her number. I wanted to just say to tell

1:23:13

you, I love listening to the podcast

1:23:15

and listening to what you, Cam and

1:23:17

Dan have to say, especially about the

1:23:20

things you guys talk about and the different things. And

1:23:23

I just wanted to express my gratitude to you

1:23:25

guys because you guys are a wonderful podcast. I've

1:23:27

only been listening for a couple of

1:23:29

months but it's definitely changed my life in the way

1:23:31

that I look at things and I have a lot

1:23:33

of fun listening and cracking up

1:23:35

at the jokes that you guys make. I

1:23:37

hope you guys do respond and I just

1:23:39

want to tell you as a child from

1:23:42

Louisiana who is severely depressed and hates

1:23:44

life sometimes, I love listening

1:23:46

to you guys and what your stories

1:23:48

are and I hope you have a

1:23:50

wonderful day that. Hey Dan, hey Cam

1:23:53

and anybody else who may be listening.

1:23:55

Hello from Aubrey and Avery. Yep. Is

1:23:58

that right? Hahaha. See you

1:24:00

guys later. Bye-bye, Zach. Love you,

1:24:02

sis. And by the way, like, dude, depression's real. Everybody goes

1:24:04

through it. And just make it all alone. And,

1:24:07

uh, you bring us the same

1:24:09

amount of light that we bring in. So thanks for hanging

1:24:11

out with us. Yeah. I really do appreciate you. I don't

1:24:13

know if I would consider what we do art, but this

1:24:15

is why art is so important. Well, yeah. Because it gives

1:24:17

people a break from life. I don't know. You know what

1:24:19

I mean? Dan, you

1:24:21

know what I mean? I was- that's a genuine

1:24:23

point. My new favorite thing is watching Dan react

1:24:25

to Cameron trying to make a heartfelt moment. You

1:24:28

know what? Like, it's just because he won't

1:24:30

let it happen. No, no, I- That's

1:24:33

so true. That is a very

1:24:35

good observation, Zach. I fought for that for a

1:24:37

long time, so good luck. We fought for what?

1:24:39

Just the right to have a heartfelt moment when

1:24:41

I need to. I didn't realize

1:24:43

I was doing anything. That was beautiful, guys. I loved it. Do

1:24:46

we have anything else? Uh, I believe

1:24:48

that- here, let me check the folder here. I believe that's it.

1:24:51

Um, but 262-515-9224. Uh,

1:24:55

let's see, well, you want one from New Zealand?

1:24:58

Oh, good day. Yeah? Uh, no. I

1:25:01

don't know. What? Is that mean? What? I

1:25:03

don't know. You do it. Okay, so- You

1:25:05

want one from New Zealand? Okay, I don't know. What is it about

1:25:07

to be? I don't know. What's

1:25:09

going on down there? You feel like Cameron's setting up a big joke

1:25:11

here. I get it. We're waiting

1:25:14

for the punch line. No, we're in it. Wait, play

1:25:16

it. Okay. Hey,

1:25:18

Zach. It's a giant from New

1:25:20

Zealand. Calling from Auckland.

1:25:22

Probably going to be a really expensive phone bill,

1:25:24

but it's worth it. Hope you're

1:25:26

doing well. Hope work is great. And I

1:25:29

hope you're feeling amazing. And I'll bless that you

1:25:31

have a wonderful week. Oh.

1:25:33

Have a good one. Thanks, bro. That was

1:25:36

nice. Why are you so nervous? Something in

1:25:38

New Zealand? I don't know. First of all,

1:25:40

that must be an expensive phone call. That's

1:25:42

what he said, yeah. That's very expensive.

1:25:46

I do know we have fans down under, but

1:25:49

on New Zealand, I know they exist there. They're

1:25:51

like down under to the left. To

1:25:53

the left? That

1:25:57

audio traveled a long way to get here. And you can hear it. Yeah,

1:26:00

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got a little muffled

1:26:02

on the way. That's it, yeah. Two, six, two, five,

1:26:04

one, five, nine, two, two, four, leave us a voicemail.

1:26:07

And it could be about anything. It doesn't have to

1:26:09

just be how much you love us. I mean, we

1:26:11

love that, but... I'd actually rather it not be about

1:26:13

that. Not about anything else, but you talk about that,

1:26:15

too. I do appreciate it. But like,

1:26:17

whatever you have going on in your life, just leave it in the

1:26:19

voicemail. If you need to say something or get something off your chest,

1:26:21

we're here. Do you know that the solar eclipse

1:26:23

is coming? A place? And

1:26:26

Delta's offering flights to see it? Really? Really?

1:26:30

I don't get that. Can you not look at it? Yeah.

1:26:33

They'll probably hit... What if they put, like, the things on

1:26:36

the windows that you look through and

1:26:38

then... Like a sunglass-type thing. Also,

1:26:40

is it that big of a deal to not looking in a club? I do it all

1:26:42

the time. No, you can't do it.

1:26:44

Do you remember, like, the famous photo doll drop

1:26:46

looking up at the sky? Yeah. And

1:26:49

he's blind now, right? I am out of... You

1:26:52

think I'm joking, but I definitely... Because

1:26:54

you do the little pinhole camera, right? You're

1:26:57

supposed to do that to see it, like, project

1:26:59

on the paper or whatever. That's very underwhelming. I've

1:27:02

seen one. I don't care.

1:27:04

Like, it's like whatever. It's not that

1:27:06

impressive. No! Fuck!

1:27:09

Like, whatever! Let's face you

1:27:11

and sing. We have

1:27:13

to do our job and protect Earth, baby. We

1:27:16

don't work to you! Stop looking

1:27:18

up at the sky! The problem's

1:27:20

down here to just keep the sky intact. Are

1:27:24

there other things like that that you don't

1:27:26

care about that the news makes like a

1:27:28

big deal? Yeah, probably. Like, the little rat

1:27:30

being removed from a cage and seen the

1:27:32

shadow? Who cares? No,

1:27:34

it's pucks with how you feel and it's not right. Groundhog.

1:27:36

Groundhog. I was going to say, it

1:27:39

seems like every month there's like a, oh, first time in 300 years

1:27:41

we're going to see a strawberry moon, and the next month it's first

1:27:43

time in 300 years we're going to see a cherry moon. Like, they're

1:27:45

all the same. What is... You

1:27:48

know what I'm saying, though? Yeah. That

1:27:51

is true. Sometimes they

1:27:53

go outside and they look at the sky. And

1:27:55

sometimes they don't. That's it. Wait,

1:27:58

no. You know what, Brett? break that one

1:28:01

that's shell silver standard that's

1:28:04

good and you should write that in a book sometimes

1:28:06

i look at it guys sometimes i

1:28:08

don't yes and then

1:28:10

the work outside of the gap inside the

1:28:12

time they don't but if you tell me something's going on

1:28:15

i'm not going out of my way to go out there

1:28:18

but sometimes i feel compelled i'll

1:28:20

be walking on the other side of the world like today i

1:28:22

think there's a rough there take

1:28:25

a quick out go about my

1:28:27

way you can't for the record you can't all the stars

1:28:29

for the guy i live very close to a city there's

1:28:31

not many stars very sad and

1:28:35

uh... it's good to know yeah how

1:28:37

many stars you think are in the milky

1:28:39

way probably probably a few dozen now

1:28:41

take a real guess i mean thousands your

1:28:45

thousands you're asking like potentially could be a

1:28:47

thousand or two well there's at least a

1:28:49

couple hundred right i have no real idea

1:28:51

about space i just recently learned about the

1:28:53

after i could use my camera i

1:28:55

can see all the consolation yeah the consolation

1:28:57

i'd love looking to find the big dipper

1:28:59

i love looking at a ryan's belt i

1:29:01

love that stuff so fascinating anyway

1:29:04

you do look good looking at a

1:29:06

ryan's belt yeah i don't know you

1:29:08

like a ryan's butt yeah

1:29:12

i'd take off a ryan's belt right

1:29:15

zach oh my god uh...

1:29:18

what do you think what you think of the big dipper it's

1:29:20

crazy you i'm instantly going to ruin something you

1:29:23

started it well you ruined it what am i going to

1:29:25

do just let you make me think of oh yeah i

1:29:27

stared over ryan's belt like what am

1:29:29

i supposed to say yeah i do well you feel insecure

1:29:32

about it yeah

1:29:37

what do you think jordan there's a hundred billion stars

1:29:39

in the milky way by the way not a thousand

1:29:41

or two i love stars

1:29:43

that's good yeah i love

1:29:45

that i

1:29:48

do think we should unpack you not feeling uncomfortable

1:29:50

about my big dipper joke i

1:29:53

made the big dipper joke you made the

1:29:55

ryan's belt now you think the dipper was

1:29:57

funnier big dipper joke we're connected You

1:30:01

think we have that kind of technology? I'm waiting on

1:30:03

Bridgett Menler to come back in time to give

1:30:06

us some equipment. We don't have that technology, but I do

1:30:08

just like saying it because it feels official. It does. It

1:30:11

does feel very official. I

1:30:13

sometimes wish I was born in that time where

1:30:15

people were coming up with constellations because I think

1:30:17

I'd be really good at it. Are you naming

1:30:20

them? Just looking at them and finding them. I

1:30:24

know what you mean. I look up at

1:30:26

the stars. When I'm out in the

1:30:28

countryside or wherever, you can see stars.

1:30:30

I'm like, yeah, there

1:30:33

are constellations. How

1:30:35

does that work? Wait a minute. Somebody just looked up

1:30:37

and drew them? Yeah, they were like,

1:30:39

okay, they spent a lot of time looking

1:30:41

at the sky because they didn't have electricity.

1:30:45

They didn't have phones to look at instead. Oh,

1:30:47

Lord, yeah. So they were just looking. And I do

1:30:49

this, too. Yeah, I clearly didn't have Netflix. I'm

1:30:52

like, look at the stars, loser.

1:30:56

And I see the lines, honestly, between the stars.

1:30:58

I'm like, yeah, I can see the line. You

1:31:00

connect the dots? Yeah, I can connect the dots. You're

1:31:02

laughing. You guys are into zodiac signs. They

1:31:04

originally started by looking at the sky. Yeah, no

1:31:07

freaking duh. Whatever they are. That's what that's the

1:31:09

easiest way. I just smile. And

1:31:13

no doubt, obviously, there are zodiac signs, zodiac

1:31:15

constellations. It all is one in the same.

1:31:17

Yeah. Jordan needs to make it clear

1:31:19

that she does not laugh at the universe. The

1:31:22

universe does laugh at the universe. The universe does laugh at Jordan often.

1:31:25

I did physics. That

1:31:28

was very nice. Congratulations. I did algebra

1:31:30

once. I did physics and call it.

1:31:32

Dude, I failed chemistry. And I

1:31:34

had to make a felt rodent,

1:31:37

a mole. A

1:31:39

mole, yeah. That's a unit. No,

1:31:42

that's a unit of... Oh, well, yeah, but still

1:31:44

on national mole day, you can make a real

1:31:46

mole. I think a mole. Where is it? I

1:31:49

don't know. Probably we're on fire somewhere. I don't know.

1:31:51

Your mom's a hoarder. I would love to display that

1:31:53

in here. Dude, my mom just... My mom hoarded everything

1:31:56

but my own accomplishments. You were a man. I

1:32:01

have a birthday dinner to

1:32:03

go to tonight. I

1:32:07

gotta go. Tomorrow morning's been a

1:32:10

pleasure. Sorry

1:32:20

Sam's in here fixing the camera. We can't go. Yeah. I'm

1:32:23

kidding. I don't even know what time it is. I

1:32:25

can talk to you till the morning. We've got a few more minutes

1:32:27

to go here. Okay. Thank

1:32:29

you. This is a wide range. What is

1:32:31

a few? I don't know. You know, watch.

1:32:34

I tried to really figure out. I'm aware,

1:32:37

cognizant of the difference between a few and

1:32:40

a couple. A couple is two. A

1:32:42

couple is two. A few is more than two. Yep. To

1:32:45

me a few is three. So that's

1:32:47

more than two. But what if we had four? How much would you

1:32:49

say? I'd still say that's a few. Some.

1:32:51

It's a vague number. Yeah, I think some.

1:32:54

No. Yeah. No. A

1:32:57

couple is two. Some is four. Five. Three.

1:33:01

Several. Five. Several. No,

1:33:03

I agree with that. Five to seven is several.

1:33:05

I see a lot. I don't

1:33:09

get, I don't, I think anything above three is a

1:33:11

few. So if you, if you go, who's coming over,

1:33:13

I go a few people. You get to expect for

1:33:15

as many as 22. That's

1:33:18

a wide range. Anything

1:33:21

over 16 is a party. Yeah.

1:33:25

A few. Yeah. Like

1:33:28

I'd say like when I'd be over for the Super Bowl,

1:33:30

that was a few people. See,

1:33:32

that was more than a few people. That was, that

1:33:34

was several people. Yeah. That was a handful

1:33:36

of people. Yeah. That was a collection.

1:33:38

Okay. I got to

1:33:41

figure it out. I

1:33:43

just, I've been aware and clearly aware

1:33:45

of the wrong things. Yeah. Not

1:33:48

great, man. Jordan, did you see, she was talking

1:33:50

about Madame Webb yesterday. Did you end up seeing

1:33:52

it? No. No.

1:33:54

It's probably better for your health. I still want

1:33:56

to see it. No, it's like

1:33:58

famous because it's bad. Oh Yeah,

1:34:02

did you see the this what a riveting

1:34:04

look at this look at this movie theater

1:34:06

study that came out? Okay, Oh survey says

1:34:08

yeah, there's a spot in the theater in

1:34:10

the movie theater that has the most bacteria

1:34:12

What do you think it is? Um,

1:34:15

I think it's going to be where you put your

1:34:17

drinks where you put your drinks Are

1:34:19

you talking about like which seat in the theater

1:34:21

or where around the specific seat like

1:34:23

where in the theater? Oh Doorknobs

1:34:26

them doorknobs. Yeah, there's

1:34:28

not even doorknobs in movie theaters. Oh, okay. Touche. Yeah

1:34:31

I was thinking about that. You kind of walk in

1:34:33

and good. I'd sit a door right? Yeah, I'd say

1:34:35

the doorbell I

1:34:40

know what it is. What do you think it is? I

1:34:43

want everybody else to guess the answer actually who

1:34:45

cares I'm gonna say it the fountain soda machine

1:34:48

the fountain soda or the butter machine one of

1:34:50

those that's where I'm that's my guess Internationally

1:34:53

people love the butter machine. They're what we're

1:34:55

in a fucking America people love There

1:34:59

we go, I

1:35:01

believe the answer and correct me if I'm wrong Jordan is Cup

1:35:05

holders I got it right. Yeah, so you nailed

1:35:07

it. Yeah Almost

1:35:15

2,400 colonies of bacteria Wow

1:35:18

18 times more

1:35:20

than a toilet seat Makes

1:35:23

sense that while 200 times more than

1:35:25

America did what? Going

1:35:29

to school American humor Cool

1:35:35

right after president's day

1:35:37

to do hyper relevance

1:35:40

really wanted to contribute Okay,

1:35:46

what were you about to say nothing You're

1:35:49

about you can say you like the floor is yours Dan.

1:35:51

No, go ahead Pete. Why why are

1:35:53

you afraid? Okay, Dan? You're

1:35:55

about I want to do what you're gonna say. Okay. I

1:35:57

want to talk about something that's been making my TikTok feed,

1:35:59

buddy I don't know anything about okay. I want

1:36:02

to talk about this this girl Reesa

1:36:05

Tessa Tisa Tisa Risa

1:36:07

Tisa She's been detailing out

1:36:09

on tiktok and I would have the means

1:36:11

to like watch the videos We don't have

1:36:14

the time because it's like a

1:36:16

20 part story time Part

1:36:18

50 parts every time Jordan

1:36:20

isn't it like eight or nine hours

1:36:22

of yeah, it's eight hours Yeah, ten

1:36:25

minutes 50 parts. Have

1:36:27

you watched any of it? I've seen a few but

1:36:29

then I found a woman who just summarized all

1:36:31

of it and that was still like five minutes

1:36:34

So I watched that what did this woman film

1:36:36

these all at one time and she's posting them

1:36:38

separately It was over the course of four days

1:36:42

And she's talking about somebody she married. She

1:36:44

she the playlist is titled who TF

1:36:47

did I marry and Who'd

1:36:50

she marry and it's this

1:36:53

man, of course named well, not of course. Sorry.

1:36:55

I'm so sorry Lee

1:36:57

Jin as what she calls him. That's

1:36:59

not his actual name Okay, but they

1:37:02

started dating right at the

1:37:04

beginning of kovat and so things

1:37:06

got really fast There's a lot of kovat relationships

1:37:08

do and she started looking for a house together

1:37:11

Basically, this guy had told her that

1:37:13

he was super rich. He had played

1:37:15

arena football he was a

1:37:17

VP of this company and He

1:37:20

had all this money in offshore accounts pretty

1:37:23

weird, but she was like, okay sounds good Let's

1:37:25

go go buy a nice house They're

1:37:27

looking at all these houses every single time they are

1:37:29

about to put an offer and something falls through They

1:37:32

finally find this house that nothing falls

1:37:34

through and the realtor is like, okay

1:37:36

Let's see your proof of fun so

1:37:38

that you can get this loan to

1:37:40

buy a house He

1:37:42

doesn't have that he's unable to prove that so The

1:37:46

woman's like that's weird Reese's she's

1:37:49

suspicious, but she's still on board. So she marries

1:37:51

him despite that but

1:37:53

then she Applying

1:37:55

for a job and she needs to get her background check

1:37:58

done. And so she has to get her husband social security

1:38:00

number, he gives it to

1:38:02

her and she realizes that social security

1:38:04

number is not the same one that

1:38:06

is on our marriage certificate. So

1:38:09

she runs this new,

1:38:12

this real security social security number through the

1:38:14

system and finds out that he's

1:38:16

a former felon who has violated his parole.

1:38:19

What? And that he's been previously married. And

1:38:21

so she knew that and he had told

1:38:23

her that his ex-wife, they had a daughter

1:38:25

and that the daughter died.

1:38:29

And he had this whole backstory and he

1:38:31

would call his family every single day, talk

1:38:33

for hours just on the phone. He would

1:38:35

never put them on speaker phone. And

1:38:38

so she decided to reach out to these other people

1:38:40

in his life. So she reached out to the ex-wife

1:38:43

and was kind of like, hey, I'm concerned.

1:38:45

I'm married to this person. Like

1:38:48

what's the deal? And she goes,

1:38:51

oh, yeah, no, you need to get away from him. First

1:38:53

of all, I didn't have a daughter. No one died. That's

1:38:57

what that was lying. And then she reached out

1:38:59

to his family. Turns out his

1:39:01

family doesn't talk to him. They haven't spoken in

1:39:03

years. So these phone calls he's having every day,

1:39:06

maybe just he's talking to himself or who knows

1:39:09

who he's talking to. So he's just spending like two

1:39:11

hours a day literally on the phone, baking

1:39:13

a conversation. Then

1:39:18

she got divorced and said, okay, I'm done

1:39:20

with this. I shouldn't be married to someone who's

1:39:23

lying about all of this. Oh,

1:39:25

man. And oh, it also turned out

1:39:27

he wasn't the VP of that company

1:39:30

either. And I would have

1:39:32

expected that. She married George Santos. Yeah.

1:39:35

Yeah. A real liar. Now

1:39:37

she has over a million followers. Yeah. She

1:39:40

like skyrocketed for a good reason. This is fascinating.

1:39:42

There was a show, I forget on

1:39:44

what channel it was, but it was who

1:39:46

the bleep that I marry and all these

1:39:48

kinds of TLC, all these kinds of

1:39:50

stories. That's crazy. Which

1:39:53

is just insane. Now

1:39:55

he has social media, I

1:39:57

assume. And I'm... expecting

1:40:00

at some point that he responded. Really? He

1:40:03

did. He did. What does he say?

1:40:05

Well, he revealed that someone else actually

1:40:07

found who he was. And

1:40:09

publicized it without either. He didn't

1:40:12

come forward and Reesa didn't want this

1:40:14

to happen. But this woman said,

1:40:16

I know who this is. And his name is

1:40:18

Jerome McCoy. And

1:40:20

he did play arena football

1:40:22

back in the day. However, he is

1:40:25

not all these things he said he was. And he is

1:40:27

saying that Reesa didn't actually

1:40:29

reveal the real reason why they got

1:40:31

divorced. What that reason is, I don't

1:40:34

know. This

1:40:38

is a good soap. This is a

1:40:40

good soap. TikTok always delivers. It really does. All

1:40:42

I can think about is how much money she's

1:40:44

making. Oh man. Good for

1:40:46

her. Good for her. All I think is

1:40:48

that UMG, Universal Music Group, really thought that

1:40:50

TikTok needed them for existence. And

1:40:53

TikTok has not skipped a mother effing beat.

1:40:56

Of course not. Of course not. Our numbers are through

1:40:58

the roof, by the way. This is wild.

1:41:00

Is that saying she'll pop it off on TikTok? So

1:41:02

she put the whole story out in

1:41:04

50 parts or whatever. Is she still,

1:41:06

is she like putting more out? She's

1:41:08

answering questions. She'll like do a little Q&A

1:41:10

as she's going on live streams and talking

1:41:13

about it. Just like her own TikTok

1:41:15

Live, not others. But yeah, she

1:41:17

is not being silent on the issue. Good. I reached

1:41:19

out to her today to see if she'd come on the show.

1:41:21

I would love to have her on because

1:41:23

we, you know, that would fill at least

1:41:25

10 hours or just telling her story. That

1:41:28

is – it's a lot of content to

1:41:30

absorb. It really is. To watch all of

1:41:32

that. Yeah. That's

1:41:35

a scary thought, isn't it? Not

1:41:38

knowing. Like if somebody had – this doesn't happen all

1:41:40

the time, but it happens enough that – It's very

1:41:42

common. You fall in love

1:41:44

and you get blinded by love and this idea of who you

1:41:46

think somebody is. That

1:41:49

person could be a sociopathic narcissist who's like

1:41:51

living a whole other life behind your fucking

1:41:53

back. And again, this has been

1:41:55

happening for fucking decades. Can you hear about

1:41:57

people who have like – Double families? And

1:42:00

these at the same time, I don't know

1:42:02

how that's even remotely possible. Weirdly, I know

1:42:04

too many people who are kids who have

1:42:06

fathers who have like two families and have

1:42:09

had two families for a long time. And

1:42:11

then there's people who like lie about medical