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mean this day I'm coming up on

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the show. You go New Book Top

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1:14

I can't Embry Cruz said his support.

1:16

I was a baby. The worst in

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the entire existence. All the Canterbury Crusaders

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rugby table I don't follow this is a rugby I

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as your I go into the worries of the were

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him I blame you both and I'll bring up the

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not keen on not upping. The was until I'm

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getting on a bandwagon. a few games from the

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final year. Too early to be helping the was. A

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little your beer please. You must simply get

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up and want to be laid down again.

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Things that are worse than being a i

1:48

can agree crusade a supporter prison? Okay, you

1:51

know that the old saying the one I

1:53

can't ever ensure does come from somewhere a

1:55

duck or there are also on the why

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exciting egg signing announcement for True Crime for.

2:00

one of the greatest of all time I'd say.

2:02

Okay. Has a part two on

2:04

the way. Next on the show though,

2:07

there's a new kind of doorbell. Which

2:09

God I don't want to give one at all. I

2:11

need one of these. If I lived in a house,

2:13

I'd order one today. Tell me about it next. Get

2:18

in sledge one and Hayley. Well,

2:21

porch pirates are, you know, the people

2:23

that steal your packages off your porch.

2:25

Oh, why? This is like the

2:27

career path. Having an Aramex, yeah, I know.

2:30

Is that what we call it now? We're having an Aramex.

2:32

I'm having an Aramex. Well, they don't want to leave the

2:34

house. A card to call. A call. You can

2:37

leave it. Okay, got it. We're

2:39

authority to leave. We tried to deliver your package, but no

2:41

one was home. Yeah, authority to leave. Okay,

2:44

cool. We'll do that next time. Authority to

2:46

leave. Hey, no one's home. Honestly, chuck it over the fence,

2:48

my dude. No, but they don't want to leave it there

2:50

because if it gets stolen, it's on them. But they've

2:52

written consent from me saying,

2:55

all good. All good if they steal it. Sorry

2:58

for picking this scab off. I'm having an Aramex.

3:03

Well, this is a problem that a lot

3:05

of people deal with in suburbia is the

3:07

courier leaving stuff on the front porch and

3:10

porch pirates coming and stealing it. And you'll

3:12

see the compilation of, what is it, ring

3:14

doorbell cams? Yeah. They're the ones with

3:16

the camera in them. So when you press the doorbell, you get

3:18

a notification on your phone. You can see who's at your door.

3:21

Yeah. Well, somebody has taken that a

3:23

step further. Oz IT is a

3:25

Slovenia based startup. It is raising money

3:27

for a new type of doorbell, which

3:30

I guess in a lot of... It

3:33

looks like the cameras we have in

3:35

the studio, kind of like a base with a swivel

3:37

on it. Ew. Ew. You

3:40

know, like a big kind of surveillance camera

3:42

you see. Yeah. And that will have the

3:45

technology in it, AI

3:48

based, to identify facial recognition,

3:50

to like save people,

3:52

like if you lived there, you'd save your profile.

3:55

But it also has the ability to

3:57

fire paintballs and... our

4:00

pallets of tear gas. Our

4:02

pallets of tear gas, we are not gonna

4:04

round. Oh, paintballs is enough because you have

4:07

someone in the eye, you're more blind than

4:09

them, but now we're tear gassing them. Yeah.

4:12

So I don't know if like, you know,

4:14

because we've all played paintball, I don't know,

4:16

you must have to get an air compressor

4:18

or a canister and screw that in

4:20

somehow as well. So just... But

4:23

yeah, and then so I don't know if

4:25

it would be automatic if it didn't recognize

4:27

your face. Yeah, so

4:29

what if you're like a

4:31

pizza person, an UberEats person,

4:34

someone, you know, trying to say the good word of the gospel?

4:37

You must have to be like fire. Yeah,

4:39

sure. A notification, unknown face. Yeah,

4:42

yeah, yeah. So do you wish

4:44

to fire? Fire uploaded a video

4:47

on their... on

4:49

YouTube, on their page as well of

4:51

someone with a blanket and it

4:54

shoots at them. Yeah, go on. So

4:56

somebody is walking in down the driveway.

4:59

Hang on, let me... and the camera sees them. Yep.

5:02

Oh, it's tracking them, that would be terrifying enough

5:04

if it's moving with you. And

5:06

then, oh yeah, is that where he was shot? They

5:08

shot him. That's quite a range. That is quite a

5:10

range. I'm saying that's 12 meters. So

5:13

because it's got motion tracking, it will... Yeah,

5:16

views have been hit by a paintball. Yeah, they hurt so

5:18

much. They hurt so much. Just the worst thing ever.

5:20

But that's a much smaller paintball. Yeah. Paintball.

5:23

The only thing would be if it was... because I've got

5:25

like a porch. Yep. So if

5:27

someone was coming up the front, I'd

5:29

have to shoot paint at my own house. No,

5:32

you'd put it at the end. You'd put it at

5:35

the end into the hedge. I reckon. Right, yeah, yeah,

5:37

yeah. Shoot it that way. Shoot it in the bush.

5:39

Shoot it in the bush. Fence mounted. Yeah, yeah. So

5:43

they walked down the street and all of them followed. Yeah. And

5:46

they're like, oh, oh, oh. And then the neighbor's dog's out

5:48

and it's, you're like, not today. But

5:51

also in America, like how long before this has a

5:53

gun in it, you know? You know,

5:56

you know, you know, you know, they've toned it down

5:58

to put paintballs in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I invented

6:00

it, it was 100% shooting bullets. But where you

6:02

put the little paint pallets, it's like perfect size

6:04

for a bullet as well. Yeah, yeah. If you

6:06

were to put one in there. Yeah. Team Path

6:08

6. Great news if you're into true crime. I've

6:10

got an exciting update next. A

6:12

part two. A part two. One of the

6:14

greatest true crime docos ever made. It's not

6:17

the best. Yeah. It's not the best. Play,

6:19

CDN, Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. I

6:22

cannot believe that it was 2015

6:24

when the jinx came out. Yeah.

6:31

Yeah. No. It's

6:33

good. Robert Durst saying, sometimes you'd

6:35

be like, I've used to do that true crime

6:37

show about Fred Durst and people will think you're

6:39

talking about Limp Biscuit from that. No. He's

6:42

talking about disgraced. What was his

6:44

background? Really? The family was a

6:46

very, very wealthy family. Yes. So

6:49

background for those that don't know, one of

6:51

probably the most incredible true crime series ever

6:53

made. So it was, it was. In fact,

6:56

I'm going to look up its rotten tomatoes.

6:58

The twist was, don't

7:00

do it in case because if you haven't seen

7:02

the jinx, you've got to

7:05

go and watch it.

7:07

Okay. So 8.6 out

7:09

of 10 on IMDB for the jinx, rotten tomatoes,

7:11

96%. It

7:14

is incredible. And yeah, the twist. Incredible.

7:16

So it's today that this

7:19

starts. Part two. Yeah.

7:22

Part two of the jinx,

7:24

which is made by the

7:26

same directors and producers as last

7:28

time. And apparently it

7:31

follows the seven years since that

7:33

doco kind of caught

7:36

him out and him,

7:38

his time in prison before he died.

7:40

Yeah. He died in prison. I

7:43

mean, he died. Right. He

7:45

didn't. When you went, no, he was 86. I think it was

7:47

86. Yeah. Okay. So

7:50

I'm terrible. This is an

7:52

HBO show and it's going to be, yeah. So I'm

7:54

just looking now the jinx is on neon season one

7:56

is on neon. If you want to watch that on

7:58

a, this is. Part 2. Wait,

8:01

so the Jinx Part 2's on Neon? Yeah.

8:04

Yeah, it's April 23rd. Yeah, okay, so

8:07

yeah, the season 1 is there. You can

8:09

binge all of that. All... only

8:11

6 episodes. It was only 6 episodes. I

8:13

know. Wow. Six episodes. Okay. Six episodes. Yeah.

8:16

And yeah, they will have season 2

8:18

available from today. 23rd it says. So

8:20

tomorrow. Ah, this one says April 21st. But

8:23

this is from America. Yeah, so... As far as we

8:25

get a bit of time. We get a day later.

8:27

Yeah, a day later. Um, oh, that's good. I

8:30

know. So... It

8:32

like picks up apparently from 2015. I'm

8:36

just reading here. Opens with audio from

8:39

March 14th, 2015, the day before the

8:41

infamous finale aired. Which,

8:43

yeah, we can't even... I just... I would

8:45

hate to spoil the end because it's one

8:47

of the greatest things I've ever seen. But...

8:49

So much so you're like, that can't be

8:51

real. But then they're like, it was. It

8:53

was. So we just started this whole movement

8:57

of documentarians... Documentarians?

8:59

Yeah. Yeah. Wanting

9:01

to... Have

9:03

access. Because no, well like be influential

9:05

in the case that they're covering. Yeah.

9:07

Because like it... the

9:10

doco kind of was trying to just follow the case

9:12

but then it kind of... And is that what kind

9:14

of... Changed the whole thing. Is that what kicked off

9:16

the staircase? No, no, no, no. The

9:18

staircase was before. I know, but that was before. But

9:20

that kind of made people watch that though and... It

9:22

was in the same vein. Yeah. But that was well

9:25

before. I think that was 2004. Yeah.

9:28

On the original staircase. How to make a

9:30

murderer? Was that... That was...

9:33

I feel like that was 2016. Because

9:35

that kind of... How to make a murderer was the

9:37

same... Kind of got a bit

9:39

involved in the actual documentary. How

9:42

to make a mug cake. A

9:44

mug cake. Can I use those? I've got

9:46

a perfect mug cake and it's adaptable for

9:49

keto. If people want that recipe. But

9:51

honestly, it's 40 seconds in the microwave and

9:53

it's perfect. The whole thing that we went

9:55

from murdering to mug cake. Well, it's just

9:57

got to lighten the mood. It's

10:00

a happy way. December 18, 2015 was when How

10:02

to Make a Murderer came out. So there was

10:04

a real... It was

10:06

a good time. And then with podcasts

10:08

and I mean, you know, there's something

10:11

new true crime on Netflix every week

10:13

now. I cannot wait

10:15

for this. At least two or three. When

10:18

you said I then, this is how you said I at

10:20

the start of the break and it sounds like you're about

10:22

to start singing a lot of Smurfyset. I

10:25

want you to know that

10:27

I'm happy for you. God,

10:33

this break really... And I

10:35

wish nothing but the

10:37

best for you both. Next on

10:40

the show, the top six. The

10:44

top six things worse than being a Canterbury

10:46

Crusader supporter right now. Yeah, it's rock bottom.

10:48

It's rock bottom, but it could be worse.

10:51

Play it. Get in. Flash forward

10:53

and alien. Blah, blah, blah. Blah,

10:55

blah, blah. This is the top

10:57

six. Hello there.

11:00

Hello. Hello. Now,

11:04

the most successful New Zealand super

11:06

rugby franchise in the history of

11:08

super rugby is the Canterbury Cane. The Cane. Mm-hmm.

11:12

They're having a great year this year. Mm, up the

11:14

cane. The Hurrah Cane. Up the cane. You

11:16

know what I mean? Up the cane. With

11:18

the commentators, the normal commentators,

11:20

not the ACC. Yeah. They

11:23

call them the Hurrah Canes. These

11:26

are Hurrah Canes. I know. Hurrah

11:28

Cane. Yeah, can the Hurrah Cane... It

11:30

really annoyed me when I watched the Canes game last weekend. Is

11:32

that a New Zealand

11:34

accent thing? No. We

11:37

don't say, well, there was a

11:39

terrible Hurrah Cane. No, yeah. Yeah.

11:43

Anyway, that's just some feedback, I

11:45

guess, for the commentators. Yeah.

11:49

They call them the Canes, not the Kins.

11:51

Yeah, exactly. Anyway. I should actually

11:53

run that straight to the top. Do you reckon I

11:55

should? Well, you know Scotty Stevenson. I might take it

11:57

to him. I reckon I have them all. Yeah. Yeah,

12:00

this year. Yeah. So Kane's Monken.

12:02

Well it's the worst, um, back

12:04

down to the Crusaders. It's the

12:06

worst year for the Crusaders on

12:08

record. They're just

12:10

getting, um, beaten by everybody at the bottom

12:12

of the table. Goodness. Sheepers.

12:15

I know. It's embarrassing. That's a little

12:17

bit embarrassing. That's a real fall from grace. I

12:19

know, you know, if you got on board and

12:22

you made yourself a one-eyed cantab, you never hear

12:24

like one-eyed, um,

12:27

one-eyed Otagoian. Otago-nigh. No.

12:30

You never hear one-eyed Wellingtonian. No,

12:32

that's weird. But

12:34

you hear one-eyed Cantabrian or like one-eyed

12:36

Cantab. Yeah, maybe it just flows off

12:38

the tongue better. It does. And I

12:40

guess they're a very passionate region. No,

12:42

they are. They're not Canterbury, very passionate

12:44

about their region. Yeah. So I've

12:47

got the top six things that are worst at this

12:49

exact moment than being a Canterbury Crusader

12:51

supporter. Okay. Number six,

12:53

being a urinal cake. Oh, if

12:55

you know what a first ale would be. What

12:57

a urinal canker? Yeah, I do. The urinal lollies.

13:00

Yeah. The little pink things or yellow things.

13:02

They sit in the urinal. They sit in the urinal. They

13:04

sit in the urinal. They can be kind of like an

13:07

extra color. Yeah, to kill the smell of the urinal. Because

13:09

if you've ever thought, man, having a urinal in your house

13:11

would be great. It would stink. It would stink. Yeah, it

13:13

would. It would be really stinky. You don't flush it. Well,

13:15

you can get flushy ones. Yeah, flushy ones. I

13:17

still think that it's stinky. Yeah. It'd be stinky

13:19

if you had a standard toilet. Yeah, it's a great thing to remember. At

13:21

least I'm not a urinal cake. At least I'm not a urinal cake. You're

13:23

not being urinated on. Yeah. Constantly. Can

13:27

I eat that? Yeah, I'm going to put that

13:29

up. They're going to say a little more. A little lolly? Because

13:31

they do. Why do they call them cakes? But they should be

13:33

delicious. They look like they would be delicious. Yeah, sweet and delicious.

13:35

They look like they'd be yum. Tons of urine in them. Yeah,

13:38

like 90% urine in them, isn't they? Because you aim for the

13:40

cake? Yeah, always aim for the cake. Yeah,

13:43

if it's one of those long silver ones, I'll see how far down

13:45

the urinal I can get the

13:50

cake. Oh, you're moving it with your stream. I've

13:52

got a strong stream. That's good for you. Good

13:55

news for your prostate. Yeah, and I'll

13:57

sort of shuffle sideways down the urinal.

14:00

it down there. But you want to

14:02

be careful if it's in a wall mounted solar

14:04

urinal because it can provide if you hit it

14:06

on the wrong angle it'll splash straight back on

14:08

the jig. Yeah, like turning the tap on a

14:10

spoon. Yes, yeah it's dangerous stuff. Number five on

14:12

the list of the top six things that are

14:14

worse than being a Canterbury Crusader supporter at present

14:16

being a 1950s home on a

14:19

full size section in Auckland. Because you're

14:21

about to get bowled down. You're

14:24

about to get bowled down and

14:26

replaced with 18 townhouses. Yeah. Oh

14:28

nice big backyard. Yeah, look at

14:30

you. Aren't you a well-built structurally

14:32

sound three bedrooms state home on

14:35

a full quarter. Bang! Bang! Bang!

14:37

Bang! We

14:39

need more places to live on. We don't

14:41

need more places to live. That's not where

14:43

you live though. Not where I live. I

14:46

just saw a development that's where any of

14:48

us live but somewhere else where other people

14:50

live. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Preferably. Perfect. Perfect. I

14:52

don't move into one, into a place with

14:54

one of those next door and expected to

14:56

be there after the next sale. Couldn't say.

14:59

Can we cram more into Drury? Is it

15:01

possible to cram more into Drury? Drury are

15:03

very... well not us. They're signs up. Put

15:07

your people elsewhere. Drury.

15:10

Number four on the list of the top six

15:12

things that are worse than being a Crusader supporter

15:14

at the moment. Being someone's bumhole

15:16

that's about to have a colonoscopy and they've

15:18

just taken the clean-out juice. You're about to

15:21

be a very sore bumhole just for a pure amount

15:23

of traffic coming through you. Do you want to cash

15:25

write a song about you? Yeah. The ring

15:27

of... a boy named Sue. No burning

15:29

ring of fire. I'll burn a ring of fire. Yep. Ring

15:31

of fire also. Boy named Sue. Boy named Sue is about

15:33

getting a colonoscopy. Number three on the list

15:35

of the top six things that are worse than being a

15:37

Canterbury Crusader supporter at the moment. Being someone

15:40

that's about to go to the post office to post a

15:42

letter for the first time in 15 years. You're

15:44

about to be shocked. How much does

15:46

that even cost? You're about to... you're about

15:48

to get out... 40 cents. Exactly. You're about

15:50

to get out for 40 cents, 45

15:53

cents. It's probably going to cost you closer to

15:55

$2 to post a letter and that is going

15:57

to be a shock for you. You better put it in a prepaid

15:59

bag but those... have gone up as well. Oh my god,

16:01

yeah, yeah, yeah. Through the bloody roof. Yeah. Through

16:04

the roof. And you already wrote the address on the

16:06

outside of the envelope. You've been written on a plastic

16:08

bag on the bed. On the horrible

16:10

bed. Grab. You put a whole

16:12

roof. You put a whole floor. It's a whole thing.

16:16

Number two on the list of the top six things that are worse

16:18

than being a Canterbury Crusader at the moment. Being

16:20

Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend is a billion people just

16:23

listening to 92 boring ass songs about what

16:25

a piece of shit she thinks you are.

16:28

That's got to be a tough weekend for Joe. Well

16:31

anyone in that chat. Anybody in

16:34

that. Anybody targeted in any part of that. Apart

16:36

from Charlie Puth. Yeah, shout out. Shout

16:38

out there. That's why Shannon's wearing a Charlie

16:41

Puth shirt today. Put a Puth shirt on.

16:43

Yeah. Shadae and I were listening

16:45

to the Taylor Swift album Driving and the minute she said Charlie

16:47

Puth should have been a big artist. Shadae

16:49

is no Charlie Puth fan. No, she was

16:52

like, that's it. Next song. She was like,

16:54

yeah, strike one. Wow.

16:56

It's a little track as well. I know. I

16:58

love that your wife called you out for your skating review

17:00

of the album and then

17:02

messaged me proceeding to and made it

17:04

seem like she was really into it because she's

17:07

a seminar. I know. She really sailed

17:09

me up the bloody river. And then she messaged

17:11

me with her own skating review and I said

17:13

I feel like screenshotting this and putting this online.

17:15

But the joke was on her because she put

17:17

up the thing about me saying that the album

17:19

was boring. The Taylor Swift and then everyone's like,

17:21

listen to the second half. And I did and

17:23

that was as boring and it was just a

17:25

boring album. And she put up my review. Joke

17:28

was on her. Her inbox got flooded. Oh really? And

17:30

we had to deal with all these unread messages. Oh,

17:33

right. I like the Florence song. The

17:36

Florence song is good. Yeah, go

17:39

Florence. Okay. You

17:42

didn't like it at all. Yeah. And I

17:44

was a boring album. You wanted some pop bangers. I wanted

17:46

to take it off. Absolutely.

17:49

Absolutely. I'm a shake it off guy. I would have settled for a

17:51

I knew you were trouble when you walked in. I

17:54

didn't get that either. Yeah. I

17:56

got nothing what I wanted. Yeah. Well,

17:58

she's been broken. white men of who

18:00

do half. That's why it's

18:02

not for you. Gotcha. That

18:05

makes sense. Yeah. That's responding to that. And number

18:07

one on the list of the top six things

18:09

that are worse than being a Canterbury Crusader at

18:11

the moment, being my bank account as a septic

18:13

tank that I have to pay for is getting

18:15

installed tomorrow and they need full payment upon installation.

18:18

I'd rather be anything than your bank account. It's

18:20

about to get pummeled.

18:23

It's a big week for my bank account.

18:26

It's about to get absolutely strung out. That's

18:29

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19:15

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19:17

Hailey Sprout. Guys, what

19:19

is it? Two weeks, I guess. I'll check my contract. Two

19:21

weeks notice is in. I

19:24

have found a new career path. Oh, okay.

19:27

I stumbled upon this while doing preparations

19:29

for this show. And it's

19:32

actually led me to leaving the show. Sort of

19:34

ironic, I guess. Heaven and ironic.

19:36

I think it's more a set component to the

19:38

show this morning. There is. As there always should

19:40

be. So... Fletcher's

19:42

writing something down. Oh, that's

19:44

just for later. Okay. Yeah. Good from you.

19:47

Are you live reviewing my performance? Yeah, he's

19:49

doing a review for the show during the

19:51

show. It feels like I was speaking and

19:53

I was taking notes. Yeah. I'll just save

19:56

it for later for the review. So that

19:58

you can't see it during tour. Yeah, of

20:00

course you'd be put off from the mid-show negative

20:02

review. I'm working on my peas. I'm

20:05

working on them. What does it matter? You just said you're leaving

20:07

us. I

20:09

don't know. I just I don't take criticism. Well,

20:12

so you know,

20:14

like on-air shopping. We've still got

20:17

it. You still see it like

20:19

the television shopping network. It's

20:22

huge still in Australia. It's huge around the

20:24

world still. QVC I guess is the big

20:26

like British one. It's

20:28

massive, right? And it's always a very

20:31

very well-groomed male and female

20:33

pair selling stuff that

20:35

honestly looks like it sucks. Yeah, you

20:37

know just like the worst mermues. We

20:40

did this once. Yeah, we did

20:42

this. We won. What did you sell? We won. It was

20:44

like the New Zealand competition and a whole lot of people

20:46

in the media. We were all we'd

20:48

have against each other on the shopping network and

20:50

we sold the most. What did you sell? I can't

20:53

even remember. I can't even remember. I can't even remember.

20:55

I was saying this is the sort of thing Kim

20:57

Kardashian would have and everyone behind

20:59

the camera was like you cannot like you literally

21:01

can't say we can't attach a

21:03

celebrity to a product. So then I

21:05

just sort of lifted all the celebrities that would love

21:08

this product. You were so shy. But

21:11

it was live. Of course people lapped it up,

21:13

didn't they? They did. Yeah, we were. So apparently,

21:15

do you have a flashlight of some sort? It

21:18

might be. Flash? I don't know.

21:20

Yeah. Flashlight? Yes, what did I

21:22

call it? A flashlight that also

21:24

turned into a fishing line. You

21:26

did a PTO. Wait, so it wasn't even

21:29

your product. You just chose a product. Oh no,

21:31

they just randomly assigned us a product. Good

21:33

for you guys. Yeah, it was a lot of

21:35

fun. I love that. Well, now, Genzia apparently loving

21:38

live stream shopping again. And

21:41

there's this app called Whatnot. Yeah.

21:44

And like this is the most perfect thing for me.

21:47

One, making money. Love

21:49

it. Two, buying

21:52

crap that's old and selling

21:54

it for money. Why not? I

21:56

love op shopping. I love buying vintage furniture.

21:58

And this Whatnot. or not is a livestream

22:01

shopping app which is just basically like it's

22:03

it's it is the same

22:05

one that's massive in China like there

22:07

are people literally they go

22:10

to work and it's a well-lit cubicle and they

22:12

just stay there selling and they're just making thousands

22:15

of dollars I don't know but but but

22:17

people are watching that there's many apps that out

22:20

there but so many people are watching that if

22:22

you have like a bunch of crap rather than

22:24

listing it all on trade mail yeah Facebook market

22:27

pay become a whatnot seller you get like a

22:29

like you do a trade be membership and then

22:31

you would go on and be like hi

22:33

guys my name is Haley

22:35

I sell used teaspoons so

22:37

this teaspoon here we've got a lovely tapered

22:39

neck that flares out in the middle they

22:41

can be decorative

22:45

you could use them for jewelry you could

22:47

mount them down you could do anything you

22:49

need to do coffee you can stir coffee

22:51

hey great water my friend used to collect

22:53

commemorative teaspoons this is a life really weird

22:55

yeah we were in our 20s when she

22:57

did it I don't know she's going to

22:59

go on husband's I'm gonna meet you right

23:01

now and ask her she's still gonna but

23:04

there's so apparently like a two

23:06

million hours of live

23:08

streaming on this app

23:11

alone is happening around the world

23:13

each week right and so if

23:15

you want to what's their cut like it's

23:17

saying you're selling a table I was just

23:19

trying to look that up what like what I think

23:21

you pay a membership but you get you know it's

23:23

just the same as trademark oh this is gonna be

23:26

something hot people are good at

23:28

isn't it like surprise surprise so

23:30

Jen Z like just watching hours and hours

23:32

over are they even buying anything well I

23:34

just said to car when who you

23:36

know look she's Gen Z cups she's

23:38

more with us in the millennial in the millennial

23:41

corner here and she's chewing a scone

23:43

quite quickly because she wasn't prepared for this yeah

23:45

but you say that you're like you love watching

23:47

this but you never buy anything oh my god

23:49

it's so fun they're all over TikTok as well

23:51

like on the live part of yeah I don't

23:53

want to buy any of it it does

23:55

look like terrible quality

23:57

clothing it's so fun she's just like

23:59

look at how many ways I can wear it and

24:01

then she'll like change out her hairstyle. She'll be like,

24:03

look, it also looks good on a brunette. And I'm like,

24:05

whoa. I feel like

24:08

I could so get into this. Shannon, would you vibe this?

24:12

Absolutely. Anything I can watch that's

24:14

trash. I've never seen it. She does

24:16

love trash. So the other thing that's

24:18

really alluring is like, so people

24:21

are making like tens of thousands of dollars a week.

24:23

But you've got to have stuff to sell. Yeah, you've

24:25

got to sell stuff. But you've got

24:27

to be good at it. But it is

24:29

apparently the like the highest grossing people are

24:31

this couple called Bethany and Austin and

24:34

they sell like thrifted

24:36

high end stuff. So they used to

24:39

work in high end fashion like

24:41

canal and all that. And they know like what to

24:43

look for. And so they buy it and they just sell it

24:45

and they just make tens of thousands of dollars.

24:48

And then they do all the things that like Gen

24:50

Z loves. They got ring lights. They got cool

24:53

backgrounds. They got good music. They got good fashion.

24:56

It sounds like a lot of hard work. You want to

24:58

leave this job to do that? Do

25:00

you reckon it's more work than that? I reckon it's more

25:02

work than this job. More work than just chatting crap to

25:04

friends for a minute. Yeah, it's one of those jobs that

25:06

they're like the more effort you put in, the better return

25:08

you'll get. That's not really my vibe. Get

25:15

in sledge one and Hayley. You

25:18

know that I absolutely gobbled

25:20

up. Brittany Spears biopic, The

25:23

Woman and Me. No, I

25:25

hear biography. No,

25:27

biography. Sorry. Well, spoiler alert, there's

25:29

a biopic in the way. That's

25:32

why it's at the forefront of my mind. So

25:34

apparently this has come from some

25:37

of the right now. I don't want to burst

25:39

people's bubbles, but Brittany doesn't write her

25:42

own music. What? Did

25:44

you just say? But he doesn't

25:46

write her own music. Ma'am, how dare you? Yeah.

25:49

So some of the

25:51

writers of Brittany's songs have been

25:53

approached because there is a biopic

25:55

in the works apparently and

25:58

they need to use the music. So that's been a project

26:01

to say, hey, we're going to make this film. Can we

26:03

use the songs? Lucky and

26:05

toxicity? Toxicity? Yes,

26:09

yes, yes, yes, yes. To

26:12

use it in this movie. That would be the movie,

26:14

I guess, of the book of their

26:16

life. OK, who's playing Britney Spears? I'm

26:19

trying to look at his face as well. OK, I'll do

26:22

it. Too hairy. Is that what

26:24

you were asking? Too hairy. Part of

26:26

me was like Rachel McAdams. So she's

26:28

the same age as her though. Oh,

26:31

you were going back in time. And there has

26:33

to be a young... Jamie Lynn. Chloe Grace Maritz.

26:36

Chloe... Is that her name? Chloe Grace Maritz. Is

26:38

that her name? Yeah. She

26:41

could do a young... Does that have to be an unknown

26:43

one? Do you reckon or does that have to be

26:45

a...? Well, it depends because I was

26:47

like, is this going to be like an embarrassing trash one?

26:49

You know who's a great method actor? This has

26:51

got embarrassing trash on it, by the way. Like

26:53

the Mott McCrew one. And it was made so badly. Machine

26:55

Gun Kelly was in it and everyone was like, Oh

26:58

yeah, it's going to be like that. Surely there's big money behind it.

27:02

So it's not... Well, apparently... It's not going to be the

27:04

Johnny Cash. It's not going to be the... Walk the Line.

27:07

Walk the Line, which won Academy Awards. This one's not

27:09

going to work. Yeah. Who do you think is a good method

27:11

actor? You were going to say... I was going to say Jared Leto

27:13

can play anyone. Yeah, actually.

27:17

We can get Christian Bale onto this. Oh no, who's

27:19

the other method actor? Older.

27:23

I've abandoned my child! Oh, Daniel

27:25

Dadeau. Daniel Dadeau. Yes! Yeah,

27:28

he's retired. He's back. Yeah. Right.

27:32

Because he could play anyone. Because then Viggo Mortensen could split.

27:34

That's a two-grade method. Yeah. I would

27:36

watch this. Again, Hoof Room may be too old. She

27:38

deserves a film. Yeah. Because if you

27:40

read the book, you're like far out. But not

27:42

yet. No, she's not done yet.

27:45

But it's the early... But she's got

27:47

bills to pay. She doesn't want

27:49

to do music anymore. She doesn't want to perform. She gets her bills to

27:51

pay. There are bills to pay. So... Yeah.

27:55

What an easy way to pay some bills. Yeah. They'll

27:57

sell the rights to your life in a movie. To pay your book. writing

28:00

a second book as well. Right. That

28:02

was sort of like part two because it sort of

28:04

ended at a point and then there's

28:07

so much more happened. So

28:09

I'm reading an article

28:12

about who could play her

28:14

in the book, the

28:16

book turned into the

28:18

movie, Rachel Ziegler who's

28:20

Colombian is going to play Snow White.

28:22

Right. Like Adida

28:24

Menzel who's 15

28:26

years older than Brittany. Yeah. And

28:30

a Broadway actress who can start singing chops

28:32

are there. It would have to go right

28:34

from baby one more time time. Yeah.

28:37

Like it would be her any younger

28:39

days. Yeah. Yeah. No,

28:42

no, no, no, no, no. Anyway, watch this space

28:44

because Brittany deserves a film. Play Z and Fletch,

28:46

Bourne and Halley. I'm going

28:52

to say today

29:07

would you still marry yourself today?

29:11

Not married yet. So I couldn't

29:13

answer. Still waiting. Bourne and

29:15

I have been invited and we've

29:17

booked our accommodation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

29:20

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

29:23

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

29:26

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

29:30

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

29:34

I feel like, oh no, they're off the thing as well. I

29:36

just really feel like it would be a lovely, I could, I

29:38

could open a thing and let butterflies out. Yeah.

29:41

And I'll do the dubs. They'll die. And

29:43

then you'll have the settings that goes viral online because you release the dubs and

29:45

they're like, no dubs, no dubs, no

29:48

dubs, no dubs. Okay. No

29:50

dubs. Okay. Yeah. Just

29:52

small, just small things in family, isn't it? 86% of people

29:55

said yes, they would still marry their spouse today. Only

29:57

86%? 14% of people said

29:59

they wouldn't. Oh my

30:01

goodness. I don't know Are

30:05

they divorced no because that's would

30:07

you still marry your spouse today indicating you're

30:09

with them? Yeah But

30:11

would you marry with? That is scared.

30:14

Did you think it would be higher or lower? well

30:17

this popped off in the Gaggle

30:19

chat as well into which born sees

30:22

yes. I would 100% Who

30:24

else and then he did say and I told

30:27

her the same as I just tried to grab

30:29

her lovely boobies A

30:31

lot of compliments yesterday. They're great But we got home

30:33

and the kids aren't home and it's just like us

30:35

in the house for the first time in ages No,

30:38

I was like I gotta I gotta see them

30:40

boobs. Yeah, beautiful You

30:44

know without kids that's my whole life That's

30:51

nice that you marry her though, I would um

30:54

Okay, I'm gonna remain anonymous for the people

30:56

that yeah, they weren't married You know what

30:59

I appreciate the people that have been honest

31:01

here. Well, that's that's what it's all about The

31:04

key by side he's driving me insane at

31:06

the moment Sometimes I just think life could

31:08

be easier and then a face that indicates

31:10

moiter Yeah, right. Um,

31:12

give me a week though, and I'll probably be

31:15

all over him again such as married life Yeah,

31:18

you ride ride the waves Yeah,

31:20

but yeah, I don't know if you saw life

31:22

would be easier right? It didn't exist. Just tell

31:24

it it is Right it right the

31:26

way. Ah Next person also said

31:28

that it won't want to be with them anymore Okay

31:31

timing of this poll is great I've just woken

31:33

up to a very hungover partner during a festival

31:35

weekend in Spain So he is on in

31:38

bed while I'm out exploring. Unfortunately, I'd still

31:40

marry him today. I guess

31:42

this is what you call love. Oh Yeah,

31:45

we really hit a nerve there. I think

31:47

yeah I'm somebody

31:49

else's on Daryl. You're only in Spain

31:51

once I

31:57

married him on Saturday says the next person and then

31:59

a laffy but I can't tell if they voted

32:01

yes on Marry the McGinn or not. You'd

32:04

assume yes. Fresh. We

32:08

never got married the first time. We

32:10

are life partners together and just not

32:12

married. Happy life, happy family, what more

32:14

could you ask for? Obviously someone that

32:17

didn't need the ceremony

32:20

and such. The title, the

32:22

paperwork. I'm

32:24

five months married. Oh,

32:27

he's doing a pre-read. Okay, okay,

32:29

there's a real like, I'm just,

32:31

I'm gonna say it. Yeah. There's

32:34

a defining thing next. Anyway,

32:36

I'm five months married, moved to Tasmania for him.

32:39

Never had pre-marital sex, the dude's a dud

32:41

root. Oh no! Oh

32:44

no! Measuring

32:47

a dud root. You can learn though, you can

32:49

learn. You've got to teach him what you like.

32:52

Oh my goodness. You've got to use your

32:54

communication. You've got to ride the wave. Yeah.

32:57

Hop on, ride the wave. Talk

32:59

to Morgan. Talk to Morgan. He needs to ride

33:01

the wave. What if she has a dud

33:03

one as well and she thinks it's all on her. What

33:06

if he thinks she's a dud one? I

33:08

know, exactly. They need to open up the

33:10

communication. They do. They do.

33:12

How do you start by taking off my

33:14

clothes? How do you bring that out

33:16

of my pants? That's a... Honestly,

33:21

I'm a couple of dunes. Shearing

33:24

a bit of tuition. Yeah, just

33:26

a bit of... Try that. Yeah,

33:28

more of the less of that. Lower faster. There,

33:32

not there. Absolutely not there. What are

33:34

you doing back there? Get out of it. Get out of

33:36

it. Get out of it. Get out of it.

33:39

Get out of it. Don't pull it again. Oh,

33:41

you've got to communicate. I hope you're not listening to

33:43

this podcast with him when you hear this. Oh yeah.

33:45

Otherwise I guess you could... No! Don't

33:48

use this. I'd be like, no! This

33:50

is how we help. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's not me, but

33:52

like... Did you just say Dub Root though? Yeah, no, you can't

33:54

come back from that. It's quite rough. Quite rough. No, but

33:56

if you're listening to it now, just pretend like it wasn't

33:58

you and be like... We

34:01

should we should communicate more though. Let's

34:03

do a little bit of that tonight. Okay, that's

34:06

good for me Ride the wave. Ride the

34:08

wave baby. Ah Not

34:12

sleeping with your person before you marry them though Like

34:16

it's a religious a lot of people do know

34:18

a lot of people I read a lot of

34:20

people say they do Yeah,

34:22

true just to keep up appearances, but I also

34:24

just don't think many people do now then no

34:27

Good arm before you buy before you buy what

34:30

I marry again No,

34:32

but I'm absolutely bogged down in admin. So I

34:34

guess yep. That's feel that that's the way this

34:36

guy you keep them I'm absolutely what he's

34:38

the most genuine Karen guy I've ever met

34:40

his small acts of kindness He does make

34:42

me fall in love with him more each in

34:45

every day This is gonna go over here in

34:47

vomit This

34:53

is lovely Absolutely. Yes, I

34:55

would marry him again. That's how lot of one was

34:57

meeting each other We don't buy a lot of tickets

34:59

anymore because no one wants twice So

35:05

if I just offered you 30 million dollars say no If

35:09

I did choose between Aaron and

35:11

30 million dollars out of here I'll send you to

35:13

me. I'm gonna live your life. Yeah. Yeah Yes,

35:19

I would because he's currently preparing the bedroom for

35:21

my weekly massage even though I've been a nasty

35:23

bitch all day I

35:25

wouldn't be giving you a massage if you'd been

35:27

nasty. No You should can't

35:29

you so very lucky to have a man that puts up with

35:32

these Somanigan weekly message. Yeah, you're

35:34

gonna put a table a special table with

35:36

the hole in it for you head. No

35:39

My favorite room I think you might just be You

35:43

know, and you know it for one

35:45

purpose Yeah,

35:48

ooh the but This

35:56

is what this guy in Tasmania needs

35:58

to try quickly massage Yeah! Holy

36:08

Shabolies. So look, you gotta have

36:10

your Stanleys. It was Frank Green, it was

36:12

Stanley, it's Yeti, it's all the drink bottle

36:14

craze. Every, like, everyone wants some. Don't

36:16

forget, Vaughan's came out... Chew. Chew? It was

36:19

served in the bourbon. I'll tell you

36:21

what, since you lost it, your skin's lost

36:23

its glow. I know. I haven't been

36:25

in my water and my water intake's just...

36:27

You're looking shriveled and dehydrated. You look

36:29

so bad. I know. Horrible. You...

36:31

I've never seen you look worse. Get

36:34

out! I don't even have a drink bottle in your eye.

36:36

I can't even cry, I'm so dehydrated.

36:38

I have no tears. You'd tend to

36:41

have Frank Green when you threw it

36:43

in your cart, didn't you? I threw

36:45

my cart, smashed my TV... the screen

36:47

in my thing, my radio thing. That

36:50

was a bad pinch from. I know. Oh,

36:53

well, it's been a while since I had one of those. It's good. Anyway,

36:55

the new craze is in. Drink

36:58

bottles, no tears anymore, it's lunch boxes. And

37:01

not only that, we've been saying, oh my

37:04

God, the Stanley Cuts are so expensive, or

37:06

this is so expensive. So

37:08

the likes of Prada, St Laurent, Balenciaga,

37:12

of course, they're doing designer lunch boxes that

37:14

people are obsessed with. The Prada one is...

37:16

what would that be? Like

37:18

two and a half grand. Well,

37:21

that's stupid. That's dumb. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard

37:23

of. Just Google it. Nice letter.

37:25

A Stanley one. Stanley one at

37:27

Barker's. I love the Stanley

37:29

ones. The Stanley 1913,

37:31

it's five litres. They're

37:34

retro looking, eh? They're like tradies with

37:36

paper. They look like what construction

37:38

workers would have taken when they were building the

37:40

Empire State Building. Yeah, we have. When they sat

37:42

on the I-beams above New York City and

37:45

ate out of their lunch boxes. They are so-called, they've got a

37:47

handle, and the clips, and they're the Stanley Green. The thermos puts

37:49

them in the roof, right? You get the

37:51

matching thermos. I've got the thermos. You need

37:53

the lunch box. Yeah, I know. This

37:56

is the new thing, right? Just prepare yourself one

37:58

for your kids that were so obsessed. with bloody

38:00

Stanley cups. Because they need the matching. Now

38:02

they're gonna want the Stanley lunchbox. Oh, Yeti,

38:04

do a good one. Do

38:06

Yeti do a good one. I know, but you're looking

38:08

at the Yeti one to get a lunchbox, because I

38:10

really wanted a Stanley lunchbox, but I was like, we're

38:12

home by lunch. Yeah, wouldn't use it. You wouldn't use

38:15

it. But if I worked in an office, I'd get

38:17

one. It could be a breakfast box. Yeah, it

38:19

could be a breakfast, but I've just got cereal. Yeah,

38:21

but you've got your little cereal ones and all

38:23

your fruits. Yeah. And your Yeti bottle goes in

38:25

the lid. And your fruits and all of that.

38:28

Oh. Good stuff. These Saint Laurent

38:30

does one, a leather takeaway box, they

38:32

call it. It's shaped like a classic,

38:34

you know, flap fold thing. I

38:36

hate that brand. That's, um,

38:38

no, you hate Balenciaga. I hate them

38:41

all. That's stupid. And they're so expensive.

38:43

So expensive. Just junk. Just expensive junk.

38:45

At least this one looks well made.

38:48

Balenciaga's one is like metal,

38:50

just all metal with like clips and

38:52

stuff. They're both dumb. Well, that's

38:54

only $1,200. Only?

38:56

Yeah. Only? Oh, shit. I have my niche

38:59

for the kids. And I'll do an order.

39:01

I'll order three of those. $4,200 for a

39:03

lunchbox. How

39:06

many times could you just go out and buy, like,

39:08

lunch? Yeah, I know. Negating

39:11

the needs for the lunchbox. Negating the needs for

39:13

the lunchbox. I'm saving money. I'm bringing lunch from

39:15

home. And a

39:17

$1,200 Balenciaga lunchbox. Yeah.

39:20

Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Get

39:22

in sledge one and Hayley. Hayley,

39:27

on April 5th. OK.

39:31

Whoops. I'm not doing the

39:33

review or sharing a new book with you. I feel

39:35

like we really peaked when I shared the one about

39:37

the milking sheep. It's

39:40

the men getting milked. It is wild.

39:42

It is wild. Women around the world

39:44

are reading right now. I

39:47

know. And you know what? I've been listening and reading a lot

39:49

of smart still, because

39:51

I'm getting prepped for my comedy festival show, which

39:53

is kind of all about the world of erotica.

39:57

And I've been finding

39:59

myself. now so deep in it

40:02

that I have these sort of knee-jerk responses

40:04

where I'm like, oh, I hate that.

40:07

Oh, like that. Oh, less of this, but more of

40:09

that. Now I have to say at

40:11

the moment I'm actually listening to an audiobook

40:14

of a book that was recommended to me by

40:16

our producer, Kawa. Do

40:18

you remember this book that you recommended? Maybe

40:21

with hon. Hockey. Oh, yeah, yeah,

40:23

yeah. Ice hockey or field? Ice.

40:27

Ice. Ice. I

40:29

didn't know before Kawa was like, tippet

40:31

tow in here that this ice hockey

40:33

world is actually almost a whole genre.

40:36

Yeah, it is. It's huge. I've

40:38

heard that. I've heard this before. Yeah. Puck

40:41

Bunnies. Yes. Yeah. Puck

40:44

Bunnies are the groupies basically of ice

40:46

hockey players. Yeah. And because

40:48

when I saw this in the news, what

40:50

was happening was that real players were

40:52

being fictionalized. So a team, I think

40:55

in Canada or America, I want to

40:57

say, to be fair,

40:59

their TikTok account played into it a little. Right.

41:01

It went a little too far and some girlypops

41:03

were going to the games and just taking a

41:07

bit too far. Okay. And

41:09

so the guys had to come out and be like, hey, hey, hey,

41:11

we have wives, we have families, calm it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because

41:14

I would say out of the

41:16

dozens of books I've read and listened to

41:18

at this point now, this one's

41:20

outrageous, Kawa. Yeah, yeah,

41:22

yeah. I love when someone recommends you a

41:24

smart book, it really gives

41:26

you an insight into them.

41:29

Into them as a person. Yeah. But

41:31

it's like, it's hot, but there's these moments where I'm

41:33

like, oh,

41:36

bling. What can you say on

41:38

the radio about the like the synopsis? The

41:41

woman at the centre, the reason it was recommended

41:43

to me is because they had some correlations to

41:45

the book I was reading previously in which the

41:48

woman got with a man.

41:50

Yeah. And then she got with

41:52

another man. And then in

41:54

some cases, another man. She

41:56

wants them all. And then so then the

41:58

men start getting with the other men. And

42:00

it takes a bit of a gay twist. Is that between the

42:02

ice hockey games? Yeah. Yeah.

42:06

Basically. And then I said that I'd read a couple of

42:08

them. Ice hockey players do have outrageous

42:10

dumpers. Like all the

42:12

skating. Yeah, one of the men in

42:14

Germany. They've got the dumpers. They're boy and boy

42:16

dumpers? Yeah, they're pro dumpers. And then the boys

42:18

get into the other boys and stuff. I'm going

42:21

to Google best asses in ice hockey. You

42:23

Google that. But for me sometimes the language

42:25

of the woman is like, he

42:28

looked at me as if I had

42:30

the moon and all the stars. He

42:33

was such a Gemini. And I'm like,

42:35

oh, you've lost me. It takes a bit

42:37

of a sort of happy-dippy twist. Anyway,

42:40

because I've been going like, oh, this or

42:42

that, it just struck me that I

42:44

should write some. I should genuinely

42:46

write some. I would write it under a pseudonym.

42:50

Okay. Like

42:52

probably how JK Rowling's going to have to write anything

42:54

going forward now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a KK Rowling.

42:56

Yeah, and no one will know. But

43:00

I was like, oh my God, I know the stuff that

43:02

I'm immediately into. I know the stuff that makes

43:04

me go like, oh, that's so cringy. It's so

43:06

awful. Then I'm like, I'm going to

43:08

give it a go. Having

43:11

never read any of the

43:13

smart, would it be fair

43:15

to say that it's not

43:17

that well written? I

43:20

mean, you can find well-written stuff, but then

43:22

you lose a bit of spice. That's my experience. That's

43:24

my experience. The more well-written it is, the less sexy

43:26

it is. If you're just going in there for the

43:28

pure smart. It's basic. It's basic

43:30

storylines. It's obvious storylines. It's obvious

43:32

character tropes. I was

43:34

like, I could write all of this. I

43:37

can just think of a million different scenarios and write them all.

43:39

And so I was like, I'm just going to do it.

43:42

Maybe I'll start a blog. I love this. Are

43:44

people still reading blogs? I could write a little

43:46

horny blog. I

43:48

mean, if people are still writing blogs, I'm imagining

43:51

there'll be horny blogs. But

43:53

the other way, why would you write in a pseudonym?

43:56

Because wouldn't you want to be like promoting it and

43:58

say, hey guys, my book's not done yet? sale

44:00

now. Because I, same

44:03

thing, it reveals so much

44:05

of you and what you're into I guess.

44:07

But people are going to know it's you.

44:09

Smiley Smal, how are they now? Right, unless you

44:12

just come on one day and give a

44:14

review for this amazing book that's just coming out.

44:16

That's what I'm thinking. I think I could use

44:19

my media platform

44:21

to promote this new artist. We'll

44:25

all know, guys. We'll all know.

44:28

But my parents won't. And like my

44:30

friends and family won't.

44:32

And any future employers when they're Googling

44:34

you. Exactly. They're not going to be

44:37

like, you are a self bag. You

44:40

know? They'll just be like, oh my god,

44:42

Hailey Sproul. Oh, sorry. Sounds

44:44

so similar to that. Smart author,

44:47

Shwelish Wau. Anyway,

44:49

I'm thinking about it. Maybe I'll start a blog.

44:51

Maybe if you want to, if you, I'll drop

44:54

it one day. Right. And I'll put it on

44:56

our, we've got a Facebook group, Hailey's only book

44:58

club. Join it. And one day you'll just see

45:00

me post like, guys, just read this. Incredible. How

45:03

many pages? How many words? I'll start short. I'll

45:05

start with a novella. Okay. And then I'll move

45:07

into a full novel. Yeah, right. Okay. Just see

45:09

how people will kind of take it. Yeah, yeah,

45:11

yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think you've got to set

45:13

up a series. So you've got to have good

45:15

strong characters, room for spin off.

45:17

Yeah. Now someone said book

45:20

sounds hot. What's it called? The

45:22

book. Carwyn and I have

45:24

been reading permission to recommend. Fucking

45:27

around. Fucking

45:29

around. That's the mean. The puns.

45:31

How fun would it be

45:34

to create these characters and the puns and

45:36

all these like worlds. If you're going to

45:38

write a book, you should make it about

45:40

like a rural rugby team. Yeah.

45:43

Hell yeah. Hairful.

45:47

Yeah. They're in

45:49

an environment where, oh, you can't, boys don't like boys, boys

45:51

like girls. And the girls are like, I want to bring

45:53

another boy into the room. And the boy's like, no, I'm

45:55

not gay. And then he sees the barmy's like, maybe.

45:57

And then off they go. And then I'm, yeah. Yeah

46:00

and they're both competing to be alpha male.

46:02

Yeah. It's called In A Ruck

46:04

or something like that. In A Ruck. In

46:06

A Ruck. In A Ruck. Charge Paws

46:08

Engage. Yes. Crouch.

46:11

Crouch. Charge Paws Engage. Crouch Paws

46:13

Engage. In A Ruck. In A

46:15

Ruck. Oh my god! Stay tuned.

46:17

I mean you've just done the first box

46:20

right there. Easy. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn

46:22

and Hailey. Now producer Shannon,

46:24

a lovable

46:26

clutch. Shall we call you some

46:29

height? A lovable clutch. A lovable

46:31

clutch. I never have true or weird things

46:33

spoken. She's beauty, she's grace and then

46:35

she is a clutch. Because

46:38

you've hurt yourself multiple times.

46:40

It's burning. Yeah. You're

46:42

always burning yourself. Yeah well I had a burn maybe six

46:44

months ago where I hit the bottom of the oven and

46:46

then panicked and then hit the top of the oven. Yeah

46:49

or you went boom boom. Yeah yeah yeah.

46:51

So I had two burns. I hate when you burn

46:53

yourself in the oven you're like I can get this tray out without

46:55

burning myself. It's like real life operation. Yeah and

46:58

then it just zings through your whole body and

47:00

you're like oh. Yeah

47:02

I always lose. And then yeah I broke my tooth

47:04

last week on a piece of chocolate. That's right. I'm

47:07

in the trenches. Like me. Yeah

47:09

but no I've injured myself again. Another

47:11

burn. No worry for you. I know

47:14

same. Honestly. Yeah. I've

47:16

never heard of someone burning themselves on this item but

47:19

I burnt myself on a lamp. So

47:21

severely that it's blistered and I've got

47:23

it wrapped up now because Carwyn was

47:26

worried it was getting bad. Yes. But

47:29

yeah I've really done a good burn

47:31

on a lamp. Why are you using

47:33

hot bulbs? Yeah who's using a, I'm

47:35

using LED bulbs because they don't burn you right

47:37

LED? No they don't get hot. They don't get hot.

47:39

I'd only had this one for less than

47:41

10 minutes. It's not even like it had

47:43

been running all day. One of those old

47:45

school desk lamps. Yeah yeah yeah. At my

47:47

parents house and it fell on my arm

47:49

and it sizzled me so

47:52

much it just immediately puffed up. I

47:54

cried. I was going to ask for some

47:56

cold water. Did you run under cold water? Well I remembered

47:59

because last time. I put Vaseline and you guys

48:01

talk me off and said to run cold water over

48:03

it So I did that for a few minutes, but

48:05

then I got bored. So I put an ice cube.

48:07

It is boring Yeah, oh yeah, I see a freezer.

48:09

Yeah, that'll help I put a

48:11

paper towel between I don't want to freeze it

48:13

to me but um a great barrier of paper

48:16

towel Petal

48:18

t-shirt Literally

48:21

dissolves in any form of Right

48:23

in the barrier a lot of

48:25

the famous Antarctic explorers wallpaper

48:27

towels. Yeah, of course that is yeah, they did

48:30

actually named after lute to Redmond Hillary Didn't he

48:32

when he went in and pay her? Yeah, yeah

48:37

Admiral towel in the pen and paper So

48:40

many long winters you did I said

48:42

it's a I did I said that it's

48:44

still like now Throbbing and it's been four

48:46

days. Oh, you need to I

48:48

think that needs I love I'm thank you carwin for

48:50

putting an eye on However,

48:52

I think it needs medical attention. Yeah.

48:55

Well, it's covered now Do

48:57

you know what we do? What we're gonna we can

48:59

get free medical advice from show. Show doctor. Dr.

49:02

Shawn a Answer

49:04

is high to court design. I've got some Yeah,

49:10

I've never I don't cry from pain but

49:12

this I I wept From

49:15

a lamp. I think we should I'm

49:18

maybe in part to make Shannon feel a bit

49:20

better about a stupid injury Get

49:23

some calls and messages in of stupid injuries that you've

49:25

had those ones where you just like how

49:27

are you? Such

49:29

a nump day My

49:31

one tiny tiny little mistake. Yeah,

49:33

mine's always the overhead cupboard, you

49:36

know the laundry Overhead

49:39

cupboard above the washer dryer you open it into

49:41

your open it and then you Oh Yeah,

49:52

yeah, I can't good fun I can't

49:54

with that. Okay. Well, let's take you cool to all 800

49:56

dollars a day You can text her

49:58

in nine six nine six What is

50:00

the dumbest injury you've ever given yourself? Play

50:03

it, get in, flesh on and alien. We want

50:05

to know from you the silliest or

50:08

stupidest or most avoidable injury you've

50:10

given yourself. Because producer Shannon, you're

50:12

turning him. It's forcing a

50:14

burn upon her arm. A lamp from a lamp.

50:16

From a lamp. The answer

50:19

of course, LED bulb. Yeah, they don't go...

50:22

Burn them off. Burn them off. Natalie, what

50:24

happened? When did you give yourself a stupid

50:26

injury? I've

50:28

got quite a few stories. It's been a

50:30

bit close. Okay. Probably

50:34

the worst one though was... Pretty

50:38

sure it was a Sunday morning because I

50:40

was in my dressing gown. But I took

50:42

over the kitchen bed and

50:45

didn't quite catch my fall. So I

50:47

landed pretty heavily on the ground.

50:49

Oh gosh. I

50:53

think that there was my... Like the

50:55

underlier on my bra. But I managed

50:57

to break my ribs on

51:00

the fall. Oh my God. Wait, you

51:02

found your boobies. Your bra said no.

51:05

When did this little thing out the

51:07

underwire, stabbing into your rib and breaking your rib? Yeah.

51:12

So it looks like

51:14

a pretty minor fall. So like

51:17

I said, a bit of a clutch and I do fall

51:19

pretty frequently. So my partner was just like,

51:21

Dad's got things so dramatic. It's

51:24

me on the ground. And

51:26

so I was like, feel pretty winded.

51:28

This was a pretty sore

51:30

actually. I just totaled

51:32

off the bedroom and it continued to

51:34

be... Pretty sore. It was.

51:37

You must have one bloody hell of an underwire

51:39

for a bloody... Poke out

51:41

the side and jab a rib. That's

51:44

why I go wireless. This is way

51:47

to go. Way to go. It's a floppy and

51:49

soft. Natalie, thanks.

51:51

You go race. What was

51:53

your stupid injury? A

51:56

bit like Natalie. I've got one to two minutes

51:58

to actually admit to, but... The

52:00

worst one, because I'm

52:02

a plumber, I was throwing a

52:04

toilet in the bin and went

52:07

to go put something else in

52:09

afterwards and I grazed my hand

52:11

against the broken porcelain. Oh no!

52:15

It went straight through the tendon and

52:17

the dulcra was a bit of a... Oh

52:20

my god, those things are razor sharp,

52:22

hey toilet? Mmhmm. Just ceramic.

52:26

The doctors had a nice little pigoid effect

52:28

but every time they asked how it happened

52:31

it was a toilet. Yeah, I was throwing

52:33

a toilet in the bin. Oh

52:36

my god, Ray, you'd be careful. I've seen a

52:38

tendon cut before. A cream put her hand through

52:40

the glass and pulled it back out. It

52:43

was like a lasso. Chris,

52:45

what was your stupid injury?

52:48

Well, you wouldn't believe it. I

52:50

was in the shower and I stepped out of

52:53

the shower and spliced open the

52:55

nether regions causing severe damage

52:57

to the nut sack on

52:59

the door. I like

53:02

how you were like, quaint, you were like,

53:04

to the nether regions. The nut sack! You

53:08

quaintly, quaintly meant you went and stomped

53:10

straight through. How would you cut open

53:12

the nut sack Chris? Well,

53:14

I slipped as I put one foot

53:16

out of the door and caught the

53:18

nut sack on the sliding aluminium, the

53:20

old style doors. Oh god, it

53:22

ripped it right open. Yeah,

53:25

and the worst thing about it was that

53:27

I didn't know what to do. So I

53:29

rang my old rugby league coach whose wife

53:32

was a nurse and got her to come

53:34

around and she ended up having to fix

53:37

it up. Can you come around and look

53:39

at my boy? But what about A&E or

53:41

did you not want to show your mother

53:43

to someone? I didn't really want to walk

53:45

into A&B with the amount of blood that

53:47

was coming out. It was, you know,

53:50

I thought I was dying but... Chris,

53:52

Chris, Chris, when you go to

53:54

an A&E, they'll actually put you in

53:56

front of the queue. I reckon if you're bleeding profusely from

53:58

the genital. Yeah, it was

54:01

very awkward to try and probably drive with

54:03

that sort of injury and I didn't have

54:05

anybody else at that hour of the morning

54:07

to it. Wow. What

54:09

a way to start a day. How are they

54:11

looking now? Ah, yeah,

54:13

pretty hairy. No,

54:15

but that aside, underneath the

54:17

head, they do a good job with the

54:19

stitches. Oh, he might not be hairy as

54:21

a mate, Raph. I think so.

54:23

I've had children now so I think they're

54:26

still working. So they work. Wow, amazing. Incredible.

54:29

I feel ill. I don't have enough second

54:31

mind hurts. Dave, bloody run short. Coach Dave

54:33

misses this pretty handy with a needle and

54:36

thread. Oh, yeah. Wow. Keep

54:40

your tips covered and this is all making

54:42

Shannon feel great about her stupid injury and

54:44

the lamp. Play. Get

54:47

in, sledge board and Ailey. Play.

54:49

Get in. We're hearing

54:52

about your stupid, horrendous injuries

54:55

that you've caused yourself. Producer

54:58

Shannon's wrist is all

55:00

burnt up. She's got a bandage on it though. Steps

55:03

in the right direction. Somebody said, have

55:05

you ever known anyone who cut themselves on melted

55:07

cheese? What a

55:09

tease for a story. Okay. I cut

55:11

myself on melted cheese. It had

55:13

solidified and was stuck to a plate and I tried

55:15

to scratch it off with my fingernail. Well, yeah, I

55:17

might always do that. And it got up underneath my

55:19

fingernail. And jabbed in. And jabbed in and then when

55:21

I pulled it out, it cut right across the finger.

55:24

What cheese is this? It's

55:27

solidified so hard. I know. Just

55:29

the cheese, just watch cheese, eh?

55:31

It's not just clogging their arteries and being delicious. It's trying

55:33

to cut up. It's delicious. It's not just inside herd-y. It's

55:35

outside herd-y. Yeah, it is outside herd-y. But it makes us

55:37

feel so good. I

55:40

know. It makes cheese make me feel

55:42

good. I was clubbing when I was 18.

55:44

Someone knocked me off a step and fell onto me and I

55:46

ended up with a cracked bone in my knee. So I had

55:48

to have crutches the next week when I went clubbing. Of course,

55:50

you could not take a week off. Well, we can't miss the

55:52

club. I had to blow into a foam party and slipped with

55:55

my crutches and infraction my ankle and had to go back. Oh

55:57

God, I thought the story was done. No. on

56:00

yeah I

56:02

was hungover running downstairs with my Uber Eats

56:04

when I slipped on the stairs and broke

56:06

my toe I broke it in three places

56:08

and had to go to hospital to get

56:10

the toes straightened you're already at a low

56:12

point a like you're hungover and getting uber

56:14

eats yeah you don't need that someone's messages

56:16

admitting that what's in their head is rocks

56:19

because they were wearing puffy

56:22

sleeves on a top now guys

56:24

you might not know this but sometimes we

56:26

wear a slight puff yeah leave thought

56:29

it was a smart idea to iron it while I was wearing

56:31

it the

56:34

first time I've learned my lesson and could

56:36

do the second arm without burning it turns

56:38

out no both arms burnt rocks in my

56:40

head rocks in your head and I'm not young and

56:42

stupid I'm bloody 49 years old have

56:45

you got to 49 with that carry

56:47

on yeah I know that's amazing yeah

56:50

ah ah I accidentally stabbed myself in the

56:52

forehead at high school the

56:54

pencil was dangling and then

56:56

yeah I just I ran into it but it

56:58

just stabbed me straight into the forehead oh god

57:01

I know some of these

57:03

are really grim I'm I was running on a

57:05

dick and I came to a stop

57:08

and a splinter went up under my turn out and

57:10

just wedge the turn out straight off I'd

57:12

rather die than hear the rest of that story I just found one

57:14

that was so funny

57:18

I broke my finger running my

57:21

finger and I was running like this

57:23

you know you move your arms hit

57:25

my thigh end so hard it broke

57:28

so I've got very strong size again Oh

57:30

your quads are that pop but if you

57:32

if your foot was on the ground if

57:34

you were going you hit it at the exact

57:37

moment yeah you would you'd be like yeah broke

57:39

your finger running I

57:41

ate so far so broke my front tooth by biting

57:43

into the fork misjudged

57:47

a fork tong links and better oh

57:49

yeah yeah I was running

57:55

blindly trying to catch no this is when you're

57:57

looking up and you're running to

57:59

catch a bull Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or in the face

58:01

of water balloon. Yeah. Um, you've always

58:03

got to check the peripherals. Yeah. I

58:06

ran straight into a letterbox. Oh. Shipped my

58:08

tooth and broke my toe. So that's a top and

58:10

bottom. Yeah. You've got your tippy top and your

58:12

bitty bottom. And you're supposed

58:15

to run rinse burns under lukewarm water. The cold

58:17

water will cause it to blister. Oh,

58:19

so you've been there. Oh, yeah, there we

58:21

go. Yeah, the cold water. My friend broke

58:24

her pinky doing the splits. Maybe

58:26

she like hit the ground. Like that, you know, put your hands down. Oh, yeah.

58:30

And then once you split and then hit a pinky.

58:32

A couple of dry humping injuries. Oh, yeah. I'm in

58:34

24 trying to bring back the dry

58:36

h Yeah. How's that going for

58:38

you? Not right. Not

58:41

right. Not leading where you wanted it to be. None

58:43

of this is not. It's not. Apparently

58:45

we're grown ups. Right. We're

58:48

not teenagers. We don't need to be doing that. Yeah. Grow

58:50

up. Not going well then. Grow up.

58:53

Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan

58:55

and Hailey. Um, this is, I, Vaughanie I think this

58:57

is when you are away. But we,

58:59

um, you know what it was. It was I, because

59:01

we share a locker. Hailey and I share a locker.

59:03

And I'd forgotten to put something in the locker. So

59:06

I said, oh, I don't have my keys right now. Can

59:08

I borrow yours? And then like,

59:10

I think I strained my arm picking up the keys.

59:13

He didn't go to the gym that day because he knew what he was going to work at.

59:16

Yeah. You have so much junk on

59:18

your key ring. It is out of control. No,

59:20

not all of it's junk. One of

59:22

them's a mini harmonica. What's

59:26

that? A song in a

59:28

piano band. Was that, was

59:30

that in a novelty Christmas cracker? Like

59:32

really expensive one? No, that's where it's from. I was going to

59:34

say that's a high quality Christmas cracker. Yeah,

59:36

this is from a Christmas gift, yes. But no,

59:39

it wasn't in a cracker. It was, um, nice

59:41

and bought. Right. Okay, so you've got

59:43

an inch long harmonica. The harmonica. Then I've got a leather

59:45

sort of flogger. Yeah. It's

59:48

a tassel. A tassel. A tassel leather

59:50

strap. There's two house keys. And then

59:52

I would say ten keys, or a locker

59:54

key for us. Yeah. Then

59:56

ten keys, I don't know what they're for. And then my

59:58

nads are like little. What

1:00:00

do you call them? A fob car fob? Yeah.

1:00:03

Yeah. Yeah. Teal of a

1:00:05

big thing. I don't think you can call them that

1:00:07

anymore. Yeah, that's really rude. I don't know where it's

1:00:09

from. Anyway,

1:00:11

but you were like, that's so heavy.

1:00:14

Yeah. And then Jared was like, I've got some

1:00:16

miniature scales. I was like, cooking scales? He's like, no.

1:00:18

These are so much fancier than my scales, by the

1:00:20

way. I know, they're real nice. Really nice. What are

1:00:22

you using for your way to a big dog? Crack

1:00:25

cocaine. Yeah, you might. It's for

1:00:28

like resin pouring. So I get the ratios

1:00:30

of part A and part B, right? Don't

1:00:32

turn it off. What do

1:00:34

you want? Hang on. Hang on. What are you

1:00:36

pouring resin? What do you make him? Nerdy stuff.

1:00:38

Turn it off. Turn it off. I just wanted

1:00:40

to make sure he could be making cool stuff. So

1:00:43

you've brought in these scales for us

1:00:45

because also I've got everyone's keys. Oh, God, mine

1:00:47

are heavy and it's terrible. I've got

1:00:50

the girls here. Now, this is Shannon.

1:00:52

She's got a coup baton, like a little

1:00:54

weapon. I think that's illegal. It's illegal if

1:00:56

I'm armed, but if I just have it,

1:00:59

I think it's not it. She also

1:01:01

has an emergency whistle. OK, that's good. Someone's

1:01:05

attacking me and then she can stab. It's not

1:01:07

quite dull, though. It's not as sharp as it

1:01:09

used to be. The whistle? No, the cup can't.

1:01:11

Oh, it's because you've already wanted a clean out that

1:01:13

whistle. Oh, yeah, that's a real way. If the whistle

1:01:15

ends up at dull, it needs to clean, ladies and

1:01:17

gentlemen. It'll have some salivary buildup in it. She's got

1:01:19

a cross stitch key ring, a little

1:01:21

strap key ring, a city-fitty. A

1:01:24

couple of keys. She's going to go to any more.

1:01:26

She's got one key. What do

1:01:28

you have keys for places you don't

1:01:31

even live anymore? Oh,

1:01:34

let's have a cleanse of that key ring right now, then.

1:01:36

No, I know, because it's my best friend's house. I like

1:01:38

to go visit the cat. Oh, I see. She's got an empty

1:01:40

loop here. Empty loop. OK,

1:01:42

you can't shame her for empty

1:01:44

loops. You've got like 50 million

1:01:46

of them. An empty loop ring. I always have an empty

1:01:48

loop, though. If you need to pop a key somewhere, it

1:01:51

always needs to be on the little loop. Yeah, no. OK.

1:01:53

You know yours, Hayley, and see. I had it on

1:01:55

before, but now I can't turn it on again. I'm

1:01:59

clever. Absolutely. Oh here we go, here we

1:02:01

go. Okay. Okay. So

1:02:03

Shannon's, because Shannon's and Carl wins way exactly

1:02:05

the same. 131 grams. Carl

1:02:09

wins exactly the same. 131,

1:02:11

that's weird. That's really weird. Soul

1:02:13

Sisters. Yep. Whose is this? Oh this

1:02:15

is Jared. 98.

1:02:18

Okay, he's only under 100 grams. Vaughan.

1:02:24

87, but you've got a booty, uh, Garret's

1:02:26

remote. Fletch. The

1:02:28

girls are winning so far. 85,

1:02:31

so you think he's really light, but that's still quite

1:02:33

heavy. It's still winning, I'm still winning.

1:02:35

85's winning. Okay, Sprouse. 220

1:02:40

grams of keys. Yeah, 219. Half

1:02:43

a block of butter. Oh no, sorry, your one

1:02:45

was off. Yeah, 219. 219. It's

1:02:50

too heavy. So maybe take off the 10 keys

1:02:52

you don't use or know what they are for.

1:02:54

Like are they old flat? We'll be

1:02:56

like, oh yeah, your one's for a door that we

1:02:58

removed. We don't throw them away, you don't have to carry

1:03:00

them around the entire time. No idea. No

1:03:03

idea, no idea. I think

1:03:05

this might be for the door that no longer is in

1:03:07

our house, that went in the trash. Yeah. No

1:03:10

idea. No idea. Did everybody

1:03:12

have a friend, um, like

1:03:14

when you started driving like high school or whatever and everybody

1:03:16

had old cruddy cars, did anyone have a friend that had

1:03:19

a different key for the ignition, the door, the boot and

1:03:21

the gas? Oh, I had that. It was a

1:03:23

poor car key. Yeah, I had that. One

1:03:25

that opened the driver's side, one that opened the boot

1:03:27

and one for the ignition. Yeah. I

1:03:30

didn't have the other side. I didn't have the fuel flap. No,

1:03:32

I didn't have the fuel flap. I will, I know,

1:03:34

it's time. I've been looking at these for ages going

1:03:36

like, I feel if, if

1:03:38

women, if you had no

1:03:40

handbag, yeah, you just lightly

1:03:43

here, if you had no handbag, you wouldn't

1:03:45

have the keys that you have, the big

1:03:47

jangly key rings. I handbag therefore I am

1:03:49

woman. We have to put them in our

1:03:51

pocket in our jings. Yeah. We

1:03:54

have to clean them all together. I

1:03:56

can't get them off the device. There's a lot of keys. We're about

1:03:58

800 grams here, guys. Yeah

1:04:00

see it's too much. Should this be your reminder

1:04:02

to start the week afresh and go through your

1:04:04

key ring and remove the keys. You can keep

1:04:06

them, keep them all on one key just in

1:04:08

case one day you're like what

1:04:10

opens that? Put them in the

1:04:12

drawer. Put them in the drawer yeah. Or that drawer of

1:04:14

junk. Cane basket thing you've got hidden somewhere in. Ours is

1:04:17

a wooden pineapple bowl. Yours is a wooden pineapple bowl. The

1:04:19

keys go in there. Weird return

1:04:21

basket-y tray thing. Right. In

1:04:24

the pantry. I actually think you guys might have left some keys

1:04:26

there from that party we had in that bowl. Oh

1:04:30

we went to the beach for that. Yeah well I pulled

1:04:32

out the dud key so I just left the party. Yeah

1:04:34

I know. You can't do that. There's not fear of the

1:04:36

dud couple. Yeah but imagine if you did get into swinging

1:04:38

and you went along and you're like love it. Everybody here's

1:04:40

hot apart from that dud couple. Yeah. And

1:04:42

then you pull the key out you're like alright whose key?

1:04:44

It is smart. It is hell. Ah man. Can

1:04:48

I read your old key? And then you're like god these keys are

1:04:50

like 250 grams. Yeah Jesus don't go

1:04:53

home with her she's a psychopath. Play.

1:04:56

Adrian Smith, Bourne and Haley. Nine

1:04:58

keys are removed. That I don't

1:05:00

know what they're for. A reweight. Nine keys.

1:05:04

Are you done yet? Are you finished? I'm done look

1:05:06

at that. Give it a reway. Because people have

1:05:08

been texting them just over that song I didn't see

1:05:10

the text before but apparently if you've got heavy keys

1:05:13

it's really bad for your ignition. Yeah well

1:05:15

okay there were 219 when we

1:05:17

started. 219

1:05:19

grams. Gram. Yup.

1:05:23

That feels good. So now I'm back up

1:05:25

where the girls are. That's better. And I've kept

1:05:28

my tassel and harmonica. And you're not going to

1:05:30

put your shoulder out because you imagine all the X's waiting

1:05:32

of your handbag. Well you were just saying it's

1:05:34

bad for your ignition. I literally once when my dut

1:05:36

dut wireless wasn't working, keyless wasn't

1:05:38

working, you can pull it out and put the

1:05:40

key in the ignition and I was driving along the motorway it slipped out

1:05:42

of the ignition and the car turned off. How

1:05:45

heavy these are. So hazard. There you

1:05:47

go. Let today be your day to fix this.

1:05:49

Yeah look at that. Good on you. I

1:05:52

feel so good. 9Ks and I'll just pop these

1:05:54

in a little drawer somewhere. Yeah good. Never to

1:05:56

be used again. I like that. Where in

1:05:58

the hell did you guys say you drive smooth segway? speak

1:06:01

I okay let's have another go finish up on

1:06:03

the keys oh now I've removed nine keys gonna

1:06:05

pop these in a little draw cuz I don't

1:06:07

need them car keys are something we all carry

1:06:09

and of course they start cars which we drive

1:06:11

and you need a license to do so where

1:06:13

did you go you thought you know there was

1:06:15

too many words there were really many words really

1:06:18

you want to try to cram ten more words

1:06:20

into there one more time one more time anyway

1:06:22

so now my keys are all nice and tidy

1:06:24

and I've removed nine keys that I don't need

1:06:26

anymore speaking of cars where did you go to

1:06:28

the car here's how you do it here's how

1:06:30

you do it well now that my keys are

1:06:35

all organized it's so much lighter and I've got

1:06:37

these nine keys I don't need well having a

1:06:39

big key chain key ring isn't something you get

1:06:41

marked down with on a driver's

1:06:43

test you first have a job you nervous

1:06:45

have a drink keep

1:06:54

going oh you try Haley you try

1:06:57

but you can't lead yourself in though that's

1:06:59

ridiculous I can't segue off my own ending

1:07:01

I'm the I set her up you

1:07:03

know okay have another try again boy okay no I've

1:07:05

organized all my keys now there's so much lighter where'd

1:07:13

you guys set your driver's license you would have

1:07:15

done any plumbers because you were living there at

1:07:17

me and Nelson and I did my final in

1:07:20

now ah hi yeah

1:07:23

oh hi I did kill

1:07:25

Bernie both times in Wellington

1:07:27

okay but that's busier

1:07:30

than either of the three now on that big road

1:07:32

and it was 80 and I was too scared to

1:07:34

go 80 cuz I was like surely one drive that's

1:07:36

fine yeah I was like speed it up on it

1:07:38

up come on you promise there was a hell with

1:07:40

traffic lights and in light with a manual you're like

1:07:43

that do not stop here get a green get a

1:07:45

green get a green you don't need that pressure on

1:07:47

a driver's more

1:07:50

intimidating in the driver's test the parallel

1:07:52

park of a hill start hill start

1:07:54

hill start my parallel park was parallel

1:07:57

parking behind someone but there was no one behind them oh

1:07:59

so My head like meters and meters of

1:08:02

room. Room to run. Well apparently if

1:08:04

you sit at an Auckland Bay of

1:08:06

Plenty or Wellington you're more likely to

1:08:08

fail than other parts

1:08:10

of the country. Auckland, Wellington

1:08:12

and... Tauranga.

1:08:16

Bay of Plenty. Yeah I guess it's busy. Tauranga's

1:08:20

there's a lot happening road wise.

1:08:22

All of those places are insanely

1:08:25

busy. Yeah. Is there

1:08:27

going to be the reason why? Or there are just

1:08:29

more people in those regions and then more

1:08:31

things? I would have thought... Because

1:08:34

we were talking about when we learned

1:08:36

to drive and I just said I can't

1:08:38

remember the specific moment I learned to drive

1:08:41

because we were always just driving around. Because

1:08:43

you were a farm kid. On YouTube. Started

1:08:45

out with motorbikes. Farmers are lawbreakers. Yeah we

1:08:47

do what we want. And

1:08:49

then you'd be like your granddad

1:08:52

would be needing someone to drive the ute

1:08:54

so then you'd be driving the ute. And

1:08:56

then you'd be driving that home and I'd go take the motorbike home.

1:08:58

Then you'd be driving it down the road.

1:09:00

Pissed at the pub and call you up. You're 11.

1:09:03

I need to be driven home. You're not here right?

1:09:05

You're not even at the pub Grandad. You're at the

1:09:07

wall shed. Come on Grandad. I forgot to be Grandad

1:09:09

from the wall shed because he tried

1:09:11

to keep up with the sheriffs. But I thought maybe

1:09:13

that played a part into it. Whereas

1:09:15

kids in Auckland where do you like

1:09:18

learn to drive? Mine wasn't a...

1:09:20

Because I learnt to drive manual in a car

1:09:23

park in Dargaville from my pop. I

1:09:26

would have never done a learnt manual around

1:09:28

the streets of Wellington City. Funny hopping's insane.

1:09:30

It's scary and you need room. And there's

1:09:32

people behind you. So

1:09:34

I thought that might play into it a little bit. So

1:09:36

the regions are they the best? The regions are the best.

1:09:39

Taranaki's the best and that's just not a

1:09:41

new planet. That's the whole region. So all

1:09:43

the little outstrapped stuff.

1:09:45

They'd have their own right? They'd have their

1:09:48

own different centres. Guzman

1:09:50

was the second highest. Pretty

1:09:52

loose out there on that bloody loosey goose on

1:09:54

the far east. Yeah. The guy sitting in

1:09:56

the test would be half cut. As long as you turn up and

1:09:58

your car doesn't have a space. they run it

1:10:00

all day. You never know. I hear

1:10:03

they love the gunga. The gunga on

1:10:05

the east coast. So yeah

1:10:07

apparently those are the two places and

1:10:09

rural places are more likely, you're more

1:10:11

likely to pass at this time. But

1:10:13

again, open roads. It's chill, it's more

1:10:16

chill. Yeah. So

1:10:18

if you lived in Lake Wellington or Auckland are

1:10:20

you better to book in you

1:10:22

know an hour north or south? No but I

1:10:24

don't think so because then you go to another

1:10:27

city or town you don't know the layout. Like

1:10:29

you think you grew up in a small town

1:10:31

you know all the streets. You know your way

1:10:33

around. Yeah exactly. And if you're not from there

1:10:36

then it might be a bit weird. What would

1:10:38

Christchurch be like? With all the road

1:10:41

closures and can't turn here and can't

1:10:43

turn there? Oh you'd find that

1:10:45

hard wouldn't you? And because it changes. You'd

1:10:48

be like I know this road. I wish I'm not

1:10:50

that road today. Yeah I don't know. You'd probably best

1:10:53

pop out to the... Well could

1:10:55

you just holiday in Rarotonga and do that course around

1:10:57

the road cones and then come back with your license?

1:11:00

The Cliff Island driver's license.

1:11:02

Yeah. That is a loose

1:11:04

end of the word. That

1:11:06

motorcycle license. Yeah. Oh really? And even

1:11:08

if you fall off you'll still get your license. We

1:11:12

know that for a fact that fell off during the

1:11:14

driver's test. The guy's like pick that up. Did

1:11:16

you get insurance? Because you've got to scrape down the side

1:11:18

and then we've got the license anyway. Do

1:11:20

we, when do we have to reset when

1:11:23

we're in our 80s or something? Yeah.

1:11:26

Oh yeah what is it at the moment? You get to

1:11:28

a certain age where you have to reset the actual practical

1:11:30

side of it. Surely there should

1:11:32

be like a little 10 year touch base

1:11:34

from there. You'd think so. Well when you

1:11:36

get to a certain age, not now. Not

1:11:38

now. I'm too busy. Couldn't

1:11:40

possibly. I'm a

1:11:42

great driver as well. Don't

1:11:45

look at me like that. Heavy for it. The other day when

1:11:47

we were leaving work I'm like I'll try to keep up with

1:11:49

the... Didn't happen. Yeah

1:11:52

but you do drive very gymney. I don't think

1:11:54

the gymney's capable of those speeds.

1:11:56

It's me going a little fast

1:11:58

and you going significantly. I'm

1:12:00

cruising, there's so much to see. You're all cruising the other way.

1:12:04

Well you can't keep doing that. Play

1:12:06

it, get in, fleshboard and A-League. Fact

1:12:09

of the day, day,

1:12:11

day, day, day. Do

1:12:14

do do do do do do do do

1:12:16

do do. This

1:12:25

week's fact of the day is a short wait for us. You'll

1:12:27

see us today, you'll see us tomorrow,

1:12:30

you'll see us Wednesday, Thursday Friday night. We'll

1:12:32

probably hear us today, you'll hear us tomorrow,

1:12:34

you'll hear us Wednesday, Thursday Friday night. You

1:12:43

won't get bored of us. We're doing that, seeing

1:12:45

a lot of people are doing that, making a

1:12:47

mega long weekend. We're making lemonade out of lemons.

1:12:50

I've just been told a little bit of pods will

1:12:52

be happening on those days. Oh absolutely, we'll still hear

1:12:54

us. Take back everything I've said, I'm just an absolute

1:12:56

idiot. We'll just start again. Start fresh. But there'll be

1:12:58

three fact of the day this week. The

1:13:01

theme this week is accidental discoveries. Oh

1:13:04

good. Accidental inventions. Let

1:13:06

me tell you about Wilson Greatbatch.

1:13:08

What a name. Wilson Greatbatch. Wilson

1:13:11

Greatbatch, no relation to legendary New

1:13:13

Zealand crooketer Mark Greatbatch. Okay. What

1:13:16

I always liked was the kid growing up. Me

1:13:18

too. He

1:13:20

had a mustache and he hit it

1:13:22

real big. Greatbatch, more like Greatbat. Ting.

1:13:26

Ting. So Wilson Greatbatch was an

1:13:28

inventor. He

1:13:30

in the 1950s

1:13:34

was trying to invent a device to

1:13:36

record the rhythm of a human heartbeat.

1:13:39

Okay. What was the rhythm? When

1:13:41

he heard it was like, this is the rhythm

1:13:43

of the heart. The heart.

1:13:47

So he was trying to do it. Now he ran

1:13:49

out of, I don't know a lot about electronics, but

1:13:51

he ran out of the right size resistor. That's that

1:13:53

little thing when you open it up, it looks like

1:13:55

a lolly. Yeah. You know the

1:13:57

long. And they solder it into the board. You bet.

1:14:00

motherboard or whatever. He was out of

1:14:02

the right size resistor so he put

1:14:04

the wrong size resistor in and he's

1:14:06

like that might work. Okay. Due to

1:14:08

this fortuitous accident, the end, I want

1:14:10

to read this verbatim from the article.

1:14:13

The intermittent electrical impulses that the device

1:14:15

ended up creating rather than recording because

1:14:17

of that final resist resistor were

1:14:19

very much like the sounds of the

1:14:22

human heartbeat and he in turn accidentally

1:14:24

invented the pacemaker. Oh my

1:14:26

god! Complete accident. Wow! So

1:14:30

then he was like, this is weird

1:14:32

because there were pacemakers before that but

1:14:34

you had to like, they were not

1:14:36

portable. Yeah, well painful. Yes. You had

1:14:39

to hook yourself up to this electrical thing that would

1:14:41

be like and go go go go go go go

1:14:43

go get this heart going. Right. So then he was

1:14:45

like, well this works. Tested

1:14:47

it first on dogs. Yeah. And

1:14:50

then made its way into humans. And your grandad

1:14:53

was like one of the test guinea pigs,

1:14:55

right? My pop was the guinea pigs so each time

1:14:57

there'd be a new pacemaker, not that, I think there

1:14:59

were a few. And the only time they got

1:15:01

a new pacemaker they'd shove it in Garak

1:15:04

and then see how it went. And he

1:15:06

had all the, so he always had the

1:15:08

coolest ones. Garak. Wow! Garak. That's a strong

1:15:10

name. That's a bloody great, great name. Wait,

1:15:13

so he'd have to have surgery every time? No,

1:15:15

not every time. Like you'd have them for years

1:15:17

but they don't last forever. You do

1:15:19

have to get them kind of. That's

1:15:21

the next invention. Yeah. Was that he

1:15:23

said every two years the battery life

1:15:25

would die in it. So he invented

1:15:28

a lithium-iod

1:15:30

battery which would mean the pacemakers would

1:15:32

last for 10 years or more. Yeah.

1:15:36

There was a problem in the original

1:15:38

design, it was potentially explosive. So there

1:15:40

was a rework later. But

1:15:43

yeah, this one guy invented

1:15:45

the mobile pacemakers. My father's

1:15:47

got one. Lots of people

1:15:49

have them. Incredible. Yeah, his dad got it and it

1:15:51

was just this little cup and they put it

1:15:53

in and connected it all up. And they just got

1:15:55

this little bump there. Yeah, so a little lump under

1:15:58

the skirt. It's amazing. They're incredible. invention

1:16:00

and invented completely by mistake.

1:16:03

So today's fact of the day is Wilson

1:16:05

Greatbatch was trying to record the

1:16:07

sound of the human heart when he accidentally

1:16:09

invented the pacemaker. Fact

1:16:12

of the day day day

1:16:14

day day day. Doo

1:16:17

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

1:16:19

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

1:16:21

doo doo doo doo doo. Play.

1:16:33

Well the South Korean police are not happy

1:16:35

with this gentleman who is

1:16:37

in his 60s I believe and

1:16:39

he described to the police that

1:16:42

his younger friend has gone missing.

1:16:44

Turns out they found that woman within two hours

1:16:47

she wasn't missing at all. She

1:16:49

was the man's girlfriend and hadn't replied to

1:16:51

a few of his texts. Do

1:16:54

you know he could face like

1:16:57

a fine or 29 days in a detention

1:16:59

center for like basically wasting the police's time.

1:17:02

What is it? What is wasting police time in New

1:17:04

Zealand? Like it's a thing but like is it? When

1:17:07

you're like my cat didn't come in for his bikis and

1:17:10

he's always hungry. They call you a dickhead and

1:17:12

put your picture in the paper. Yeah I don't

1:17:14

know. Look at this dickhead. Look

1:17:16

at this dickhead. That would actually be a

1:17:18

good sort of community punishment. Look at this

1:17:20

dickhead. Look at this dickhead. I

1:17:23

have a person convicted under the section may

1:17:25

be sentenced to imprisonment for up to three

1:17:27

years or a fine of 2000 New Zealand

1:17:29

dollars. Okay well that's worse than South Korea.

1:17:31

Yeah. Which is

1:17:33

29 days in a detention center or like $432. Okay.

1:17:38

Around about. Anyway it's but and he just

1:17:40

apparently the girl was just like no

1:17:43

he's just really. High maintenance. High maintenance

1:17:45

and like quite full on. He's a

1:17:47

lot. A lover or a? Yeah they

1:17:49

were together. Oh. Not

1:17:51

anymore. No she's like I can't do that. So what yeah

1:17:53

like I've got I've like put my phone down for

1:17:55

a couple of hours and you call the police

1:17:58

and file a missing person's report. Well

1:18:00

some couples like that always texting,

1:18:02

whereas some are like, you're

1:18:05

shaking your head. No way.

1:18:08

I, yeah, I know I've always been vocal about that,

1:18:10

that I'm not, when it comes to being

1:18:12

a girlfriend, I'm pretty low maintenance. The most I ask

1:18:15

for is compliments. Yeah. You know what

1:18:17

I mean? Like, and attention. A

1:18:19

lot though. Praise, applause, compliments, attention.

1:18:21

Yeah. But when he, like, oh

1:18:23

no, but no. But if

1:18:26

you couldn't get hold of Aaron you'd be alright.

1:18:29

100%, it'd be fine. In fact, you

1:18:31

know what it's like to try to get

1:18:33

hold of this man. He's silent in all

1:18:35

the group chats, he's unreachable. Yeah,

1:18:37

he's not big on social media and being on

1:18:39

his phone, is he, at all? No.

1:18:43

Yeah. Anyway, I wanted to take some calls

1:18:45

and get some messages in of your, like,

1:18:48

high maintenance ex. Like, maybe

1:18:50

they just needed a lot. Or

1:18:53

take current partners. Yeah, we can. We

1:18:55

can. You might be dealing with yourself

1:18:57

at very high maintenance. Or maybe

1:18:59

you are with someone who is a big

1:19:01

texter and communicator and wants to know. It's

1:19:03

constant check-in. Yeah. Constant communication. And

1:19:05

you're like the opposite. You don't need that. You can

1:19:08

just see them at the end of the day when

1:19:10

you get home from work. You're like, hey. Sometimes

1:19:12

they, because I think, I don't

1:19:14

know, maybe I could be wrong and we could ask this. If you

1:19:16

were like, yeah, I constantly, even if you know that

1:19:19

you're that high maintenance person that needs to know

1:19:21

where they are at all times. But

1:19:23

to me I'm always like, I've always thought that it

1:19:25

felt like a trust issue. Yeah.

1:19:27

And how do I need to know where Erin is? Yeah. What

1:19:30

is he doing? Cheating on me? I'd like to see him

1:19:32

try. She would actually like to see me cheat. Give it

1:19:34

a go. Obviously it would really open the door for my

1:19:36

affair that's been brewing for a long time. You know what

1:19:39

I mean? Okay, well let's take

1:19:41

your calls. 0800 DANCE AT EMERSON

1:19:43

NUMBER COOL. Now you can text through 9696. Do

1:19:46

you have or have you had a

1:19:48

really high maintenance partner? Man in South

1:19:50

Korea is facing trouble. Yeah,

1:19:53

because he filed a missing persons report

1:19:55

on his girlfriend because she didn't respond

1:19:57

to his messages. Yeah,

1:20:00

she was fine. I think she was at work or just

1:20:02

at home. She's like, what? I'm here. I'm okay. Yeah, I'm

1:20:04

all good. Another place to lay. What a waste of time.

1:20:07

But we want to know if you have or

1:20:09

if you are even a high-maintenance

1:20:12

partner. Someone

1:20:14

who just needs, needs, needs. Sarah,

1:20:16

good morning. Good morning,

1:20:18

guys. Good morning. Now, is this your partner

1:20:21

that always needs a reply? Yes.

1:20:24

So obviously, communication is a massive trigger

1:20:26

to her and say, I'm one of

1:20:28

those people that can go throughout the

1:20:30

day not talking to her. However,

1:20:32

if she messes me on her break saying,

1:20:34

hey, what are you doing? I've got to

1:20:36

reply. And

1:20:39

obviously, earlier on in the relationship, I didn't

1:20:41

get that. I didn't realize that was a

1:20:43

big trigger and oh my gosh, wow. You

1:20:46

warrant that, yeah? I thought that

1:20:48

a police fire will go, you know, for

1:20:50

a family. She started actually,

1:20:52

she started a true crime podcast about your

1:20:54

disappearance. Yeah,

1:20:56

yeah. So yeah, so now two years

1:20:59

in, I know, just to reply. Yeah,

1:21:01

I'm good. I'm home. What have you

1:21:03

been to, Sarah? There

1:21:05

has been times I have been really,

1:21:07

really busy and trust me when I

1:21:09

got home, I did hear about it.

1:21:13

Yeah, you mean to be texting me back? Yeah. So

1:21:15

people will like that. They see the text pop up

1:21:18

and they're like, oh yeah, okay, I'll reply later. Yeah,

1:21:21

I'm one of those ones. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of

1:21:23

people are. So I guess you have a chat at

1:21:25

some stage and be like. Yeah, it's nice

1:21:27

that you've acknowledged it and you go like, I

1:21:29

know that she needs that so I can make

1:21:31

that happen. You know, it's communication, isn't it? Oh,

1:21:34

100%. Sarah, thank you. The

1:21:36

message is in. I didn't realize this was so high

1:21:38

maintenance, but I always track my partner. I constantly can

1:21:40

see his location. I also track his best friend because

1:21:42

what if he's with his best friend and his phone

1:21:44

dies and then I just like to know what he's

1:21:46

up to and where he is. Oh, okay.

1:21:49

Yeah, that is high maintenance, my love. But

1:21:52

then I guess tracking the best friend.

1:21:54

But then, like, you've got your wife

1:21:56

on fine friends. Oh,

1:21:58

yeah, but I very rarely check it. You can

1:22:00

just choose to be like, if you don't know where she is. Yeah,

1:22:02

yeah, yeah. You've got a good ringer and she doesn't answer, but

1:22:04

like that's weird and then I check. And she's at the mall.

1:22:08

And she didn't answer because she knows what it's like. I

1:22:10

would have heard the food court in the back. Yeah.

1:22:13

You're high maintenance partners. Maybe it's

1:22:15

a communication thing. Maybe there's another area of

1:22:17

high maintenance. My partner's tanning routine

1:22:19

is very high maintenance. So

1:22:23

much so that she tried to get me into

1:22:25

tanning as well. So that she spends so much time

1:22:27

doing it, we're going to spend that time together. Do

1:22:29

you know I went because I don't tan a

1:22:31

lot. But when I do, Aaron's always like, oh, it

1:22:34

looks great. And I got him to get a spray

1:22:36

tan once. He hated it. Because

1:22:38

it like, slikes a bit at the end. It

1:22:40

was all in here, his body here. It

1:22:42

didn't go as lovely as mine. She

1:22:45

would have given him a trim. But the idea of him in

1:22:47

the booth, I doing all the poses, it really made me laugh.

1:22:49

So tall as he's sticking at the top. He

1:22:51

has the crutch to get the face on. Yes. Somebody

1:22:54

said, my partner will literally be like, see ya. On

1:22:57

her way to work, walk out the house. I see

1:22:59

her bike out the driveway and then my phone will

1:23:01

call and she's like, I'm bored on my bike ride.

1:23:03

Keep me coming on the way to work. Oh, I

1:23:06

sort of do that a little bit. There's some podcasts

1:23:08

of course. Or the radio. Exactly.

1:23:10

Who dares? Let us keep your

1:23:12

company in your ears. It's a one way. It might be a

1:23:14

bit one way though. You can talk back to us. Yeah. How

1:23:17

are you today? I don't want to judge you. No,

1:23:20

what if they'd said they were really bad and really

1:23:22

depressing. Well then we laughed at them and now they're

1:23:24

happy. Oh, you laughed them

1:23:26

better. How are you today? I'm really not.

1:23:29

I'm not that happy today. Be

1:23:32

better. Be happier. Ta-da.

1:23:34

Fixed. My

1:23:37

partner and I have each other on Find My. I check to see

1:23:39

how far away from home she is after work every now and then.

1:23:42

But she revealed to me that she sometimes just has

1:23:44

Find My open on her desk at work just to feel close

1:23:47

to me. Question mark, is this a red

1:23:49

flag? It's either

1:23:51

cute or it's a red flag. The

1:23:54

only person that I track is Fletch. And

1:23:56

mostly when he's overseas I just want to make sure he's not dead and

1:23:58

that the dots still move. Yeah. You

1:24:00

know? I'm going

1:24:02

to turn it off on my next holiday. No,

1:24:05

it's dangerous. Just so you don't know where I am.

1:24:07

We'd like to know where to find the body, or

1:24:09

the phone at least, because it's a nice phone. It's

1:24:11

a nice phone. I want a purse. I want

1:24:13

a purse. I was just explaining. What have you got? Because

1:24:16

it's phones. I will make a will and I

1:24:18

will decide to get it. Booze cut! An

1:24:20

all-encompassing. I nearly swore. Booze cut. I'll

1:24:23

just will the booze cut straight up. There's nothing more. And

1:24:25

the booze can't for you. It's more of a hammy move.

1:24:27

There's more booze can't than it is for you. It's all

1:24:29

sweet and delicious. Booze, oh my God. It's all sweet and

1:24:31

delicious. Booze, oh my God. For me. No,

1:24:34

you got your phone. I'll get the booze cut and all the comforters. No, I

1:24:36

don't want the phone actually. I'm only one behind. You're three

1:24:38

behind. Okay. Oh.

1:24:40

Jared just got the TV. Oh. Now

1:24:43

what's going to be next? No. I'm

1:24:45

not dead guys. I'm right here. Sound system.

1:24:47

I want a sound system. Why is no

1:24:49

one got the... Why? Who's got

1:24:51

the cap? I don't want that. I don't want

1:24:53

that. So I'm going to look forward to the explorers. I'm getting some

1:24:55

artwork. You're getting the art. Okay. You

1:24:59

know what? It's fine. Yep.

1:25:01

The rug behind thing. The apartment.

1:25:04

The apartment. The apartment. Oh.

1:25:07

I got the apartment. All that goes in it. Okay.

1:25:09

No, you can't have the bathroom bro. I just got the

1:25:11

apartment. Sorry. The whole bathroom.

1:25:13

Oh, the mirror. I'm bugging you a mirror.

1:25:16

I'm not. I'm not. You need

1:25:18

to be out for the photo op. No, sorry. It

1:25:20

all comes with. That's a chattel. My partner's

1:25:22

not. That's a listed chattel. My partner's

1:25:24

not allowed to leave without his phone. He must text me

1:25:26

every hour of the day so I know he's all right.

1:25:30

We also have live 360 that I track when he's

1:25:32

out. So I know he's

1:25:34

not lying to me. Oh, that's a

1:25:36

red flag. Only because he used to lie to me when we

1:25:38

used to go out. Okay. One time he

1:25:40

told me he was going for a drink in Auckland

1:25:42

next minute he's in Hamilton. Oh. That's

1:25:45

a relationship. Sounds chaotic. Sounds

1:25:48

built on trust. I've

1:25:50

got some flags a flapper. I'll tell you. It's not

1:25:52

even a boyfriend. Just a guy I went on a Tinder date

1:25:54

with was still messaging me afterwards as he seemed to be okay.

1:25:57

Then he got really worked up and gave me a hard time one

1:25:59

evening. They took about when I tried to. took about 20 minutes to

1:26:01

respond to him and a message it gave me that ick instantly so

1:26:04

I never applied to him again. Yeah that little bit.

1:26:06

That too keen. That too keen. A little

1:26:08

bit too flag there. Yeah. I had

1:26:10

a really high maintenance X. She would always send me a text and let

1:26:12

me know what she

1:26:14

was doing but also expect to know where I was and what I

1:26:16

was doing even when I was at work. One

1:26:19

time I went into town with my friend he lost his

1:26:21

wallet so we walked back into town to try to find

1:26:23

out we only have two blocks from the town centre. When

1:26:25

I got back she grabbed me by the collar and

1:26:27

really gave me both barrels because I hadn't messaged back

1:26:29

saying where I was. We were only

1:26:32

gone for 15 minutes so I had to let that one

1:26:34

go. I suppose different people have different

1:26:36

names. I'm trying not to judge because it's very

1:26:38

foreign to me. Yeah.

1:26:41

Good luck. Tall involved. I was

1:26:44

going to say good luck to Aaron. I

1:26:46

don't know there's something. I

1:26:48

still don't want to see him try you know. See

1:26:51

ya, see ya later. Actually I'm going

1:26:53

to have to stop you there that's copyrighted. I've

1:26:55

already paid her a very good friend of mine. She's already

1:26:57

sued me twice so if you could maybe get her to

1:26:59

drop her litigious action. That would

1:27:02

be great to tell her I'll review her five stars.

1:27:04

Yeah. If she does the same for this podcast. Yeah.

1:27:07

And then she tells all her friends. And if you're listening maybe give

1:27:09

it a five stars as well. ZM's

1:27:12

Fletch Vaughn and Hailey.