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New Zealand's steamiest podcast, Sex.Life,
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is back for season two.
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Binge the first episodes now.
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My favourite was the wrestling
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night. When I whipped
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off my skirt in high heels and I
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was just in that bodysuit and mask... Yeah. ..and
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I had the mountain man... Yeah. ..rolling
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around... Yeah. ..I loved it.
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Sex.Life, new episode every Wednesday.
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Listen on iHeartRadio or wherever
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you get your podcasts, thanks
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to Wild Secrets. Flash
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one in Haileys. Little bit of pod. Great
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things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start
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to every day. Welcome to
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A Little Bit Of Pod. Now, guys,
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I received quite a disturbing email yesterday. From
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myself. What? I'd
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be... From my own email address. Your
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email address, sir. At icloud.com. I had
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not emailed myself, no. Big
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Daddy [email protected]. No. Oh, I just
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read out your email, Oney. No,
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the email reads, Hello, pervert, I've
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sent this message from your iCloud
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mail. And I'm like, my
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goodness. I want to inform you
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about a very bad situation for
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you. However, you can benefit from
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it if you act wisely. Have
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you heard of Pegasus, a
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spyware programme that installs on computers and
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smartphones? Oh, my God! It's been a few
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months since I instilled it on all of
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your devices and you were quite...
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Because you were quite choosy about what
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links to click on the internet. I've
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recorded many videos of you jerking off
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to highly controversial porn videos. Oh! Oh!
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Well, that's where we draw it. We
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know this is fake, cos you jerk
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off to nothing other than white-married people.
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White-married missionary people. Missionary people. Missionary people.
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Exactly. Who on the bottom, him on top?
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Anyway, so it goes on to say, I
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doubt you'd want your friends, family and co-workers
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to know about it. Yeah, you do. However,
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I can do it and a few clicks,
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every number in your contact list will
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suddenly receive these videos of you... jerking
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off on WhatsApp, Telegram, Instagram. What's
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it? What? What? We had that recorded video
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from the laptop. Ah, from the,
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they do it, they hear from your
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camera. That's the story. So, but, but
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if I transfer 950 US dollars in
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Litecoin wallet, click
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the link here, I will
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not do this, blah, blah, blah. Massive email,
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massive email. From your own email. Right. And
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then of course I was like, well, this
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is a scam, obviously. Do you go change
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your password? No, because you can't log into
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my email without like, Two factor. Three,
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two factor of authentication plus. But how did they,
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so that it's, they can spoof your email address.
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It's very easy for you. It's actually what you
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were doing in that video. I thought, I was
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into, that's what was happening in the videos here.
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Um, no, but it's very, so I could get
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your, I could spoof your email address and send
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it to you to make it look, but if
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you went into your sent items, you
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would be there. It wouldn't be there. But then
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if you were, if you were not wise
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to these scams and you were jerking off
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to something that wasn't like missionary. Oh, it's
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not a very curious way. Yeah. Yeah. Not
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your usual thing. I mean, you have nothing around that
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can go in there, can it? It's not a part.
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At the same time. You can see, you can see
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how people fall for that. Holy. Yeah. Even you're reading
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it. My brain was like, what if I, oh my
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God, what if, wow. Okay.
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Yeah. Maybe just cover
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the camera next time, just in case. That was a
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thing for a while. I remember somebody saying you put
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a little something over the camera. If you're going to
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play with yourself. But
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yeah, it's a plug because you can, I like copy and
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pasted some of the email. Apparently that email has been going
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around quite a bit in the last few weeks. Yeah. Really?
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Yeah. That's a good way of seeing if it's just a
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copy and paste. And then what is it? Clicking the link
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that then will really get you in trouble. No,
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I think they just actually,
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they're banking on people being scared that they don't
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want their family, friends, wife, husband, finding out about
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what they're doing. What are the drugs on them?
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Cause if there was videos that made you, I
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don't know if you'd only see my face. Oh,
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do you want to get under the table? I'm
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laying back my bro! I'm laying
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back! I'm laying back! Where
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are you sitting on the side? I'm
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laying back! I'm
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laying back! Oh you got it on your
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belly! What
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about, what about prediction on the back? Oh no, not
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a problem. Not
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a problem! I didn't think of that. I
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got a pressure problem. I can just imagine
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more typing that. Well, drugs on you because
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I wank with the iPad on my stomach.
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On my belly! Good luck
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sewing that together. Oh God!
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What's he doing? God, what does this face look like that for?
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It would be the double chin face that I'm in. It
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would be a horrible angle. Yeah,
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it would be a funny thing if you
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were driving to work. You're just like, get
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fucked, whatever. You're full of shit. You drove
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to work. One's up on a digital billboard. Oh
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yeah! Fuck, they fucking were
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fucking... They were true. They
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didn't take my money, take my money.
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Everybody, get that down. Get that down!
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