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things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start

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to every day. Welcome to A Little Bit

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Of Pod. You'll notice I'm

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raw-dogging my phone here. No phone case. I do

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have a screen protector. Oh, that's nice. That's nice.

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Oh, that's nice. It's a good application of a

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screen protector, if I do so myself. Yeah, I'm

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not a fan of screen protectors. No, I don't

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use them either. Neither,

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but I suddenly get little scratches on it and

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I was like, Oh, I don't like that. But

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I did see you before on your phone and

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I was like, Oh, no case. No case. No

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case. Because I wasn't doing anything. Look, it's like

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split. It's all broken and shattered here.

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Yeah. Look at that. You need to get a

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newbie. Yeah. So there's... Why are you raw-dogging? Well,

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I'm raw-dogging because you can't find these phone cases

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anywhere. iPhone 12 Pro Max. Yeah. With

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iPhone 12, you can still find some in

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the Pro, but not the Max, it's the big

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one. I had the same problem because I gave

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my old iPhone 12 to my mum. Yeah. And

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I was like, I'll just find you a case.

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Oh, my God. I've been everywhere. I've

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been everywhere. But they're not even that old. No.

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What are you supposed to do? This is

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brand new last year, this phone, because remember, it

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got wet. And there was, if you're a long time

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listener of the show, there was

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a rigmarole that I still,

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whenever I think about it, gives me just the shit, it's

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no end. I get all tight in the shoulder

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and I get angry about what a rigmarole that

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was. And so, yeah, I

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was going into shops because I wanted one, obviously,

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pretty urgently. You can't even get them on the

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Apple website. You can get them on the Apple

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website. They're expensive. And

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I'm like, I've had those expensive Apple cases and

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I break them just as quickly as I broke

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the $25 one I had afterwards.

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Yeah. Yeah. I

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did. I found one online. Right. Biscuit

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box. I know for a phone case.

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You need them though. Look at how filthy that is.

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Look at the holes. My holes are all bunged up.

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This is new. Get

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my hole a little blowout. Yeah, how do you clean

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the holes? I've got to get a toothpick in there. You know

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that thing that you used to pop open the sim hole? Yeah,

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get that in there. Be careful.

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Careful. Careful when you're poking around. Wait,

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so you went to a store? I went to multiple stores.

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I bought the wrong one because I said, oh, I need

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one. And he said, what kind of phone is it? And

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I said, it's an Apple iPhone 12 Pro. It

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didn't say Max. You didn't say, let's see the plus.

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And he passed me the box. I'm like, shit, this

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thing must be tight. The

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case must be tightly in that box. And they held

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the box in the same hand as the phone and

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it like slipped easily. But then I

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got it home and it was a tiny little case. How

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much did you pay for that? I got a refund.

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I went back and immediately the guy was like, this

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happens a lot. I was like, and you didn't think

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to check. And

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then I asked the different stores I went into when we

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were doing a bit of traveling around every time a store

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in an electronic store going in. And they're like, nah, not

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even going to lock. I know for a fact

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we don't have any. Oh, God. So you had

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to order one online. I'm making them. I don't

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know. Maybe it wasn't a very popular phone. They

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said, this one works. And they passed

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me a case that was like the right size. But

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then the camera all thing wasn't all lined up. Oh,

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yeah. I was like, no, that's not how it's going

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to work. No, that's not how it's going to work.

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So you found one, but it's all online. It's

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on root, but. Don't just

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say how's your phone? I'm just used to just

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getting it halfway there and then just letting go.

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That's the carry on of a man whose phone is in

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a case. Not a raw dog. You're a

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raw dog. I thought I'd break the

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camera the other day too, but I hadn't. You've got

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to be careful. Because the camera's the first thing that

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will hurt. Yeah, because of the pokes he ups. Yeah.

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Any who. That's going to be careful.

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And by the way, I've still got to have for your name. Jared is

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my background. Ahhh, I change

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handsome, handsome man. People are wondering why you've got a

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handsome man as your... But that was the thing when

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I was going to these stores and I need a

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case that will fit this. People will be like, who's

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that handsome man? I was just thinking it was my

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partner. Did you say it as my husband? Like, I

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could score a Jared though. Like, I'm flattered that people

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thought that was my partner. No. I

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got a very good looking wife. But if I was gay, I

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wouldn't be getting a 10. No, you wouldn't. I'd be having a...

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I'd probably be having a settle for a 7. Yeah.

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You think I'm streaking? I don't know. I

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was giving 5. Yeah. What am I

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then? You'd be the hotter one. Oh,

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okay. I'm happy with that. Yeah, yeah. You'd

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be the hotter one. I wonder what that's like. Gays

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and settling. Gays and settling. What? Not

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really a thing, is it? This is what I'm going

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to do at his wedding. I assume that means settled.

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Yeah, it's more the rare. Is

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the exception to the rule. It's the exception to the rule, yeah.

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Yeah. The gays, ain't it?

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What? Okay, think of it. Great.