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Danielle Schneider

Danielle Caroline Schneider is an American actress, writer and improvisational comedian from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.
Recent episodes featuring Danielle Schneider
The Orange Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree (w/ Deanna Cheng, Akilah Green)
Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown
Danielle is joined in the nook by life saver and fast driver, Deanna Cheng, who last minute fills in for Casey when her child comes down with a case of projectile vomititus. Along with special guest Akilah Green (writer for A Black Lady Sketch show, Perfect Harmony ) they discuss Danielle Staub's hard angles, what kind of animal does Beastiality imply, and Marlo's foray into motherhood. Akilah also  breaks down the relationships/fights of OC with an impressive Good Will Hunting-esqe equation that blows everyone's minds. All of this plus more while Casey cleans puke a mere floor above them.    This episode is brought to you by Kendra Scott Jewelers (www.kendrascott.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Pinna (www.pinna.fm/BITCHSESH), Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives), and Away (www.awaytravel.com/breakdown).
Best Frenemies Forever (w/ Lauren Ashley Smith)
Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown
Four housewife shows in one week require a very special guest so thankfully we have genius writer Lauren Ashley Smith ( head writer for A Black Lady Sketch Show ) to break it all down with us. From the glory of Atlanta bringing us babies and Barbies to lack of food at Leanne’s nuptials to the jersey ladies giving us all the best lewks from 2007 to David Beador’s wild photos in the wild, we bring you it allllllll. Also, Casey goes down a rabbit hole of housewife Instagram followers to some shocking results . This episode is brought to you by Happy Cards (www.giftcards.com/happy), Ed Sheeran’s Number Six Collaborations Project, Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/housewives), Ettitude Bamboo Sheets, Voodoo Toys (www.voodoo.toys code: BITCHY33).
4th Annual Halloween Spectacular (w/ Lauren Lapkus, Jessica St. Clair, Brian Moylan)
Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown
Casey and Danielle, or shall we say DR. DEB and GINA are Live from Largo for Bitch Sesh’s 4th Annual Halloween Spectacular and Parade! Andy Cohen cos play is alive and well! The hilarious, gorgeous and spot on impressionist Lauren Lapkus guests as Shannon Beador with that damn sound bowl on her head. Jessica St. Clair fan favorite and favorite human - who knows nothing about Housewives - guests as Tinsley and makes everyone learn about the Dyson haircare line. No one cares. For pics of the night go to Casey and Danielle’s instagrams it was INSANE in all the right ways. Also special guest Dame Brian Moylan judges the costume parade! Happy Halloween. Nothing scarier than the Housewives. This is a long summary bye!  This episode is brought to you by Pinna (www.pinna.fm/BITCHSESH), Article (www.article.com/housewives), and Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives).
Hot Mess Express (w/ Leslie Grossman, Gary Janetti)
Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown
Danielle is joined by the MOST special co-host Leslie Grossman and hilarious writer Gary Janetti to talk housewives friendships, Patti Lupone and Gary’s incredible new book. Plus they discuss the  cheerleading rivalry between Brooklyn and Brandi and try to figure out how many children Braunwyn actually has. The answer, 7 to 10ish . This episode is brought to you by Voodoo Toys (www.voodootoys.com code: BITCHY33), Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/housewives), Buffy Comforters (www.buffy.co code: HOUSEWIVES), and Hug Me deodorant.
Big O’s and Broken Toes (w/ Ziwe Fumudoh)
Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown
Casey and Danielle are joined by hilarious comedian and writer Ziwe Fumudoh who has had intimate encounters with more than one Jersey housewife and lived to tell. They talk Dallas Glory Holes, Braunwyn’s photo shoot attire, and how Porsha and Kenya will be the tag team of our dreams. Plus, Casey spoke to a psychic and to the other side and they had lots to say about love, not so much about Bravo. This episode is brought to you by Unique Vintage (www.uniquevintage.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Quip (www.getquip.com/housewives), and Hug Me deodorant by Blume.
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Birthdate
Jan 1st, 1975
Location
Los Angeles, CA, USA
Episode Count
203
Podcast Count
6
Total Airtime
1 week, 1 day